LadyGang - The Skinny Confidential Returns!

Episode Date: July 3, 2018

Bloggers and podcasters Lauryn Evarts & Michael Bosstick are back in the studio to talk about making Woo For Play, how they manage to not kill each other, their high-level planner game, and play a game that pits them in hypothetical situations about kicking your sleeping friends. Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And thank you to today's sponsors: Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE!  Audible = Go to Audible.com/ladygang or text LADYGANG to 500500 to get started. Amazon Prime Members can get their first 3 months of Audible for $4.95/month—offer ends July 31st Blue Apron = Get $30 off your first order when you go to BlueApron.com/ladygang  MedMen = Visit MedMen today and mention the LadyGang for $10 off your order (limit 1 per customer)    ZipRecruiter = Go to ziprecruiter.com/gang to post jobs for free Summer 2018 LadyBox = Get the exclusive "Cruel Summer" LadyBox with over $300 worth of items for only $49.99 at theladygang.com/ladybox before they sell out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang.

Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin across from you is Kelsey Knight. To my right is Jack Vanek. I'm slurring my words. I just love how we're like, let's do this fast, and so you just speed talk.

I start talking fast. They were so long, but we had so much to talk about that we don't want to bore you with Yeah, I don't want to bore you with those. Good week, bad week. Good week. Yes, it is. Bad week. Oh, no.

Okay, so I'm going to go first. Okay. So I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but if you almost- Wait, you have to say it's time for. Yeah. Oh, shit. It's time for. There you go.

We've never done this before. I don't want to toot my own horn, but I never really look at, like, my numbers. I'm not really a numbers. I like to see where I land. Oh, I look at your numbers every day. I know. You love my numbers. But I did, when Zach and I got married in December, last December, almost two years

ago, we did a thing with Brides Magazine and Brides Online, and so we agreed to let them do a little, like, three-minute or 90-second, even, video for the YouTube channel. and I never really looked back at it again. Like, it aired, and then, you know, or it went on the YouTube channel, and that was it, and I never really, whatever. So then I was up for some campaign, and someone asked if I had ever done anything on YouTube

or if I've ever been featured on YouTube. So I was like, oh, yeah, I did this brides thing. Let me go back and look. They had all their YouTube videos ranked, most viewed. I'm number one by over a million views. Whoa. No. like michael phelps's wedding was on there guys no that's insane i swear i mean um i don't remember

the total views again i'm not a good numbers person but i i was just thinking this has to be some sort of mistake but it wasn't you should have way more shit free for your wedding no kidding this was on their youtube that it got this funny yes that's freaking crazy no your power i'm just kidding no that's amazing it was great it was exciting here's my bad week i wore a new pair of jeans to a dinner last night and i love them i went a size down because i was very bloated for a little while like i kind of fluctuated and i think a little bit had to do with my period bullshit whatever boring i wore these high-waisted pants they're just tiny but teeny tiny a little tight and they're high-waisted and they're white and they're super cute and i sat down for dinner

and i was in crippling pain something happens when you wear too tight of pants where you have gas or something that gets trapped so then i couldn't eat anything at the dinner it was so painful and i had to just grin and bear it because it wasn't good like i couldn't undo my pants and during this whatever dinner and then i got home took my pants off i was still in such bad pain but i've heard that you're supposed to lay on your left side if you've trapped gas in your body because it aligns your intestines or something okay so i i was lying on my left side left hand side and the gas it wasn't even like a fart it was it was literally an eruption and it was it was just all this air that had been trapped from my high-waisted pants so girls beware at least it

came out finally but it was three hours later so it was hot it was really terrible that's things you do for the sake of fashion right fashion idiot you couldn't have taken him off i mean unbuttoned him were you wearing no she was with people she wasn't with us if she was with us shirt on you can unbutton them underneath at this restaurant was um adrian grenier oh who cares about him and chase crawford who really who cares about him okay you're so much more famous than both of those people not really two guys two non-relevant people that were on shows 10 years ago i was just thinking this is a sort of a hot spot what if god forbid i just forgot to button my pants back what if the pop shot herself and pops in exactly yeah so yeah

who's next i'll go i have a new word it's your hair looks great by the way it does i just got it dyed yeah i love the color and i cut it think it i feel like it's kind of dark it is darker but i love it thanks who did it uh my roommate flight attendant shows her damn she's like the only person i trust with my hair okay new term being caspered and it's when a guy ghosts you but then you see him out like at hot yoga or you see him at a coffee shop and he is like just like super sweet and nice and is like you know we should catch up and get coffee but then doesn't respond to any of your texts so he's like the friendly ghost oh the friendly ghost you're getting casper i had one of those i've had in my dating days i have been one of those to a lot of

people now in venice because i can't get away i do that with friends or with potential friends you're just a friendly I'm a friendly ghost when it comes to people who want to be my friend well the problem is is that there's people who are your friends and then there's people who were your friends that want to still stay in your friendship world

and then there's people who want to be your friends and then some of them I have certain friends that I love and I would love to see you but you're like 10th on my list of things to do after like take a bath so it's like I'm friendly like yeah we should definitely get dinner sometime

or like I'd love to see you I really miss you like that's true but like i don't miss you enough to like not take a bath there's not enough days in the year to actually see somebody that you don't really want to see yeah and when you're in a relationship or you're married i'm sorry jack whatever to count you out of this is why i hang out with more friends i know it's true but you have to choose if you're working a lot and you have a significant other you have to make time for both and that leaves very little time for other things like friends and it sucks but it's true yeah what's your good week that was my good week what's your bad week that didn't actually happen to me it was just a word i got it my bad

week is uh i met this guy recently and i was doing my normal like instagram stalk but i was and this is the last time i'll do this but i had smoked some weed and i was doing it when i was a little bit high trying to go to bed and so i'm like looking through his photos get to his ex-girlfriend photos go to her page obviously start looking through her photos i'm like way down on the feed like 2014 no go to like a happy birthday photo of them both and i'm like reading through the comments and then i like end up going to bed i wake up the next morning and i see that she's watched my instagram stories so then i go back to the photo and i accidentally liked the comment from the ex-boyfriend on her photo are you kidding me nope holy shit nope so she knows

have you heard from him since yeah i mean it was an ex so it's like i don't even think they talk but she probably was like why is this random bitch found out for stock you know what's so funny is that before people got instagram savvy i didn't realize until later what way later that you can see who's viewed your stories yeah and a friend of mine was stalking like every day watching instagram stories of her current boyfriend's ex every single day and she's like that's it i'm a psychopath she's a psycho she looks like a psycho but they can't tell when you look on their profile no it's only just viewing your story and then i heard that they could see how many times they viewed but no that's a lie thank god unless except for one of my friends

is telling me that there's now is an instagram tracker that it be it's like a third party thing that you have to download and then you can see who looks at your profile i mean it's ridiculous people know when i unfollow them that's because they you know why i have an app yeah that happened to me too because i went through a spree where i unfollowed everybody that i've dated that i no longer talk to and then okay i looked at this guy's profile the next day like within 20 minutes he unfollowed me yeah loser i'm like you're paying way too much attention to this i was doing it in massive sweep what i love about my husband is that there's all these really obnoxious people from atlanta who will bump into him and say things along the lines of you don't follow me on

instagram why would he and he literally looks them square in the face and it's like and he's done this to this girl twice and now i swear to god and why would he follow some random girl from and she the cruelest isn't and such a shitty thing like you don't even deserve a response we're like okay let's like is there more okay ask me something how was your day and no not like that okay it's it's me saying kelty you know what i need to talk to you about something it really bothers me when you shoot daggers at me when i'm talking and oh yeah it's like maria priestly it's so good That's so dumb. Yeah.

And? And what else? Yeah. Because I don't care. You just feel like an idiot instantly. Mm-hmm. Because there's no conversation. I think I also have a bad resting bitch face, so if that was a real comment, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, no. But, you know, I think we were acting. We were acting, right? Okay, we were acting. All right. Good week. Good week. So we've had Candice twice on the podcast, our hormone expert lady, and I ended up finally

getting my hormones tested, and I was estrogen dominant. Were you? I don't remember. Anyway. So she sends us like PDF with some supplements and stuff that she suggests and then like a little cream. And I started on about a month and a half ago and I feel awesome. Really? I feel so good.

I'm going to do mine soon. I have more energy. And what it really helped me is she kind of explained that when you wake up in the morning, you have like the most cortisol. Well, for me anyway. And then throughout the day, it like really goes down. But around 1 o'clock in the afternoon is when, like, your energy starts to tank and your feel-good vibes, your cortisol starts to tank. And so there's different supplements and stuff you can take so that at that, like, lunch hour it kind of keeps you pepped up, like matcha and different things. And so I started doing that.

And I haven't had that, like, 1 p.m. exhaustion sleep or, like, home from work and just be like – like, I'm, like, more sane throughout the whole day. I'm feeling really good. Were your hormones, like, super messed up because of Hashimoto's and shit? And well, yeah, it's kind of a weird thing because it's like the TSH of your body. I don't know how much it affected like these hormones because she's really looking at like estrogen and progesterone and stuff like that. And for Hashimoto's, they don't actually test that. They test like the T's. So it's like T4, T3, TSH.

So it's like a different hormone. But I do think that some of the symptoms that I might have felt and thought they were thyroid might have been hormone. But obviously it's like a big circle and it all plays together. But anyway, I feel great. good and I know a lot of our girls went and did that test and like I've followed that and so if you're feeling good I'm happy for you if it didn't work for you I have a question for you are you somebody who all your life you get out of bed easily like you pop out of bed yeah I guarantee I mean I know I'm the

opposite so that would mean your cortisol levels your progesterone heavy is that what I mean no core no cortisol because that's what it is so when you have allegedly when you get when you have um when you have low progesterone progesterone is what keeps you pregnant so when you get your hormones tested high estrogen is progesterone you know that's why you kind of have that um i don't know listen i'm not a doctor you know sometimes like you get your pms and then when you get your period you poop and you like kind of feel better right when you get your period that's because your progesterone drops or whatever anyway i think allegedly anyway i feel great nobody listen to that episode though yeah we don't know what we're

talking about allegedly but caroline does caroline what was her name's candace but okay don't listen to caroline we don't know who she is okay lawyer next yeah she's literally the only caroline i know i don't know how i thought of that okay it has been a long day bad week and then we'll move on I'm feeling so sad because, as you guys know, last summer I went to rehab for Diet Coke and I quit drinking Diet Coke. You're back on it. No, I'm not back on it. But there are certain times in my life over the past year that I've allowed myself to have a Diet Coke to be just, like, a social person. Like, I can have a beer.

So I'm cool. So, like, when I go to the movies, I always have popcorn and a Diet Coke. And I'm like, it's not in the house. I don't keep it in the house. I have to go buy it. And so when I get kind of stressed out. this happened four times over the year

so I had a stressed out day yesterday and I was picking up a prescription and I got a Diet Coke and I drank it secretly in my car on the way home and I didn't want anyone to know

so I put the bottle right in the garage as soon as I got home and said Chris would never know and be like why are you drinking Diet Coke and then today I bought a can at lunch

that's two Diet Cokes in like two days uh oh you're back on stop yourself you're back on I'm going to like I'm done now I'm just

I'm saying it out loud because I do not want to get back on the crack if I can quit smoking you can quit Diet Coke Do you prefer a Diet Coke from the fountain or a can or bottle? A can or a giant fountain with lots of ice. I feel like a fountain is always the best.

Let's not talk about it. I'm getting thirsty. Anyway, I'm going to – listen. I don't know what's happened to me. I've been disappointed, but I need you guys to send me strength. Godspeed. Godspeed. Who's coming?

Okay. Well, we have some funny people coming, and we love them so much. Skinny Confidential, him and her is here. Yeah. oh my god sorry jordan you're listening to the lady gang today we have with us a media mogul power couple the lauren and michael of the skinny confidential if you haven't heard of the him and her podcast maybe you've read lauren's book the skinny confidential a babe sexy sassy fitness and lifestyle guide

what about her fitness and nutrition ebook or her bombshell body guide and online fitness membership oh okay well what about her youtube channel or her blog or their app yes it's true these two have really managed to infiltrate and conquer all aspects of the media world with their health conscious beautiful message of major realness sharing healthy recipes cosmetic tips organizational habits and what it's like to find true love these two met in middle school and now run their own branded empire not to mention had the most magical cabo wedding of all time shape woman's health magazine and huffington post self magazine who what where all talking about the skinny confidential and now the lady gang has invited them back to get the skinny on how long

they had to test their coconut lube please welcome back lauren and michael it was about a year we're still we're still testing we're still testing i want to tell you something that is damn good lube it is yeah yeah you can eat it lick it suck it eff it yeah i can't say that i don't think but it's good it's really good and um yeah it's like still like it's like an invention by necessity you know what made you guys want to start play if you guys don't know our favorite friend was buying coconut oil jars and digging his dirty fingers in them he works on furniture he's really cute though and he came to us and he's like we need to find something where we can squeeze it out of the bottle and a light bulb went off yeah and you

know it was like we felt it was also missing a few things like you know sometimes people don't like the full coconut taste he's literally eating the mic and so um we you know we're like okay change the scent a little bit we want to add a little stevia in there for a little taste a little flavor you know and um want to get the consistency right but we you know we also have we have some extension products coming out that i'm excited not quite ready to talk about some new stuff other lubes are like a toy all of the above a toilet this isn't skinny confidential it's it's Michael and his partner and I'm just a tester and an advisor. Oh, shit. You've got the best

job, though. How many yeast infections went into the testing of the coconut oil? No yeast infections because I swear it takes it away. You taught me the best tip, though, about the tampon. It is the best tip. It is the only thing that works. The tampon goes up with the coconut oil on it and it gets rid of a yeast infection. I'm a genius. Wait, that should be one of your guys'

products. We have some stuff coming out that's going to assist in that department. Oh, wow, that's great. But yeah, no, I mean the idea behind Woo was to not just create a single commodity product, but to create like a sexual wellness line so cute we're working on them i love that um okay so the last time you were here i think we scared you with all of our girl talk i feel like he liked it yeah he secretly liked it back so i thought yeah i thought i would ask you like what is the most disgusting thing

lauren has done lately what's disgusting this is not like super disgusting but we we have to travel a lot um and those thongs can accumulate over travel time and i'm a big fan of sending them down to the hotel laundry and for some reason she's not flicking them in your face yeah so i think like that you know if it was any other woman my wife i'd probably be retching and you don't want to wear them as like a hat i don't wear deodorant either so it's a lot did you try the deodorant that i suggested i haven't tried it yet i gotta try it well you don't wear deodorant at all no i'm going to our get it get it smell i do smell that's what he's saying he's like you gotta like you must be not smell are you not wearing it because like for like a health issue

i have this weird thing with putting aluminum under my arm okay no this is in our last lady box it's schmidt's it's aluminum free this is the only one that works for me yes it's yours you can have that girl you can have that i need a lot of help after traveling like to africa in 100 degree heat like it was bad no deodorant do you but like does she ever stank yes absolutely but at least she's hot at least with a face like that you can smell real bad there's some like weird sickness in there i probably like like part of her pheromone well you have to or else she would disgust you yeah yeah totally yeah it's a pheromone that he's had since like he was 10 i tell her all the time if you were anyone else i would have been alone

that is true love I feel like you and Zach though are the same way I mean I haven't tested the limits of that yet because I'm telling you I use this and it works it's aluminum free, it's non-ad those they take

they can take like two weeks to get used to you might get a little rash at first I love a little rash I'll just throw some Tenskin on it right under your arms it'll feel good you can use them too okay and so lauren what's the most disgusting thing that michael's done lately oh okay she's like i know right away i love that she knows right away you know i he has this idea

to shape not shape trim his pubes and it's just like not a fun situation when i'm going to the bathroom and there's like little tiny pubes floating does he do it above the toilet he he does it and then does it flush yeah and then there's like things happening in the sink like i don't it's like i don't need this whole life story yeah like and why can't they hide the evidence i don't know no listen you guys i don't know how many guys are listening to this but you know it's hard it's you in the car and they're both gay they're uh you know you have to for me it's like you got to be comfortable down there you don't want to get out of control and also i think it's kind of like it's too it gets to be a little too much so you gotta but you know you

can't catch every little scrap and to speak on the sink and not i mean the toilet and not the sink like what you know what that's a piling up in your sink where you brush your teeth yeah you know what they need have you guys ever seen those things it's like the bib that guys wear to like they need one of those but like that goes around here are we inventing a new yes new invention it is pretty genius the pube catcher catch all the catch all i don't like a room i i like like you like a hair bush to grow yeah grow like a man like i don't want you like trimming and grooming whoa lauren you like a full bush who are you see i do i like hair on a man because it's like Then you're manly and, yeah, so I can see that.

I like that, too. Listen, I'm not going, like, full bear here. I'm just, you know, keeping it clean. You could go a hair shorter or a hair longer with the tweezers. You're going a little too heavy. I'll have to adjust the... Look at us. We're in therapy right now.

But do you go hairy? What do you do? No, no, no. I shave. I shave everything. You know, everyone tells me I should wax or laser. Laser, laser, laser. You could laser your whole body.

One time I got waxed and I sweat through the thing underneath. Oh, yeah. Lasering is the best. i stand by it why well number one you only have to you have light hair lightish hair you're as blonde as i am um i only had to go maybe four times and now my hair just doesn't grow and it hurts way less than waxing like it is primo so there's like no hair down there or my underarms you're gonna give him so many i haven't shaved in months we know you've told me 100 why is because because you get stubbly right like down below really stubbly do you

shave every day no i do it when i can it's in my calendar right now you should laser wait for sure you're somebody who likes efficiency okay you write everything down don't you like your my calendar calendar it's gnarly i feel like i'm the same as you like that yes tell me about your calendar skills everything's color-coded and i time batch i feel like you do this too like a time batch oh my god i'm so excited i saw your story about this or does anyone have any lube for me i feel like i'm about to have sex did you bring any i should this is kelty's foreplay yeah tell me about your calendar time batching i heard about it through tim ferris who i love and basically you so if you wanted to podcast one day you wouldn't podcast four times a month you would

do it on one day of the month and get it all done if you wanted to shoot content for a blog you would do it all on one day i take all my conference calls on the same day so what it does is you're brain isn't going from task to task to task i love how she's writing this down i can't i love that um because it's really really not good to go from all these different tasks all the time it's better to just do them on one day get them done and not having to deal with it especially when you write you know yeah it's bad to go in non-similar tasks right like if i you know if you're creative here and then you have to go and do accounting on the other side that's it's difficult to do that it's difficult for the brain to so he was saying to split it up by day yeah

split it up by day but i i like to do like one once a month i shoot content then one day a month i'm editing one day a month i'm focused on my youtube channel like i pick days and i block it off and it helps me so much because i'm such bad add do you have your planner calendar with you right now like my calendar yeah i want to see it digital but also i'm very interested so then this came up because you're shaving so do you have like a beauty day it's in my calendar that i'm gonna do like top to bottom like brows lashes yeah i do have a beauty day where i run around and i get everything i need to get done so like whether that's like tanning and nails and hair he doesn't realize all these things it takes to look semi-decent yeah i know it's like eyebrow

tint like so true like i have to shave my face movie witches back in the day they like all transform and that's what i look like under all this so this is what the calendar it's like all very like every little detail is planned out and i love that even like right now this is giving me anxiety because my driving time isn't in here um so i'll have emily who works with me going oh wow that is impressive no i love that really well i have a question though so you guys met at such a young age you guys are both just wired this way or did he rub off on you and you rub off like how how did you meet somebody so you're so similar it to us it looks like um we're not similar at all yeah we're different a lot of ways your work ethic is our work ethics common yeah

it's the same i think i think it's the same and i think what happens is when you into i don't know if it's good or bad but when you get with someone like that it pushes like pushes the limits right like we're constantly pushing each other and when one of us starts a slack we kind of pick each other up so yeah i think that we talk about this a lot on our show it's like finding a partner that has you know it doesn't have to be the exact same person but you have to have common goals and common ambition if you don't have that it's difficult where maybe one person wants to chill out and take it easy and maybe you know nothing wrong with this like do the job and then go home another person wants to be turbo right and i think if you have people that are on that want to do the

same thing you can you know you can have a successful relationship but when it's two people that want to go in opposite directions it's difficult to make that work he definitely is a big reader he reads like three books a week yeah so that's definitely rubbed off on me and i've definitely learn a lot more being with him i would say um but we've also known each other for so long so when you say i'm so lucky like i will tell you i would be dead single right now if it wasn't for michael so i mean it's it's hard to find someone that has a common goal and how often do you guys want to like rip each other's heads off because you work together live together you're with each other all the time and how do you wait till we get out of this studio it's on but it must be like

foreplay for you guys at this point because otherwise you wouldn't have made it. You know what I mean? I can be a little dominant and sometimes I have to step back and take a little bit more of a submissive role. I feel like all three of you guys have that same thing that I have going on. Listen, I like strong

women but then there's also a time when you want me to just bend over. Yeah, yeah. And shave. Yes, and shave. Or hit the laser. Clean your gong. Hit the laser. No, um, yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you've got to figure out when to turn it off.

And that's the biggest challenge. We fight all the time, though. Like, all the time we fight. Like, he annoys me. Today in the car, he's so annoying. He wants to talk the whole ride. I was getting a little chatty today. I don't want to talk.

Like, just don't talk to me. What do you want to chat about? Everything. I don't know. I just got a little chatty today. His hairline, what he ate for breakfast, his bank account. It's just like, I was looking at Mimi in the car. All three of those things were not topics of any of the conversation today.

But it's just, it's like a scroll every single day. So it's just, I mean, you definitely do fight. But it's definitely not perfect. I'll tell you that. We recover quickly. Yeah. Right? Like, there'll be a fight.

You literally copy me on everything. That's what I say. Um, okay. You guys are the same human. We really are. We don't carry it on. We don't take it too personally. Yeah.

It doesn't, like, cross over. We like each other. We want to be around each other. I don't want to not be around Michael. Not in a way, like, I need him. I just like being around him. You know what I mean? I like that.

But I think that's so important to like the person that you're with. I think a lot of people don't like I would agree sometimes I don't like them though I'm not going to lie well that's normal Kelty is ready for whatever's happening now she's prepared something for you guys very special

we're unsure of what it is this is good I was in an airport recently and I saw this game and it's called Hyper Theatricals and it's questions for insane conversations it's by Chuck Klosterman who's like crazy so I have these ideas

um of these little stories and i thought it'd be fun for our listeners too to like kind of think about what they would do okay so are you ready i'm ready okay i'm nervous your best friend is taking a nap on the floor of your living room suddenly you are faced with a bizarre existential problem he or she is going to die unless you kick this slumbering friend as hard as you can in the rib cage if you don't do this he or she will never wake up however you can never explain your actions, if you later inform your friend that you did this to save her life, your friend will die from that. So you have

to kick a sleeping friend in the ribs and you can't explain why. Since you can't tell your friend the truth, what excuse will you use to fabricate this seemingly unexplicable attack? I'm kicking my friend. I'd kick my friend and then pretend that I tripped

and then I'd fall and say I hit my leg or something like that and then they'll feel bad for me. Strategic. Yeah. I like it. Okay. Yeah, I'm kicking the hell out of them. I'm kicking my friends. No, but what's your excuse? I don't even...

With my friends, I don't even know if I'll need an excuse. They'll just look at me and be like... Or just run away. By the time they wake up, they won't know what happened, and they just woke up. That's true. If you kick them hard enough, you put them back to sleep. I would say I'm on my phone and I trip. That's like the most believable excuse always, because I'm like Ichabod Green.

That one's an easy one, though, right? Because everyone's going to kick their friend to save their life. Yeah, you're not going to let your friend die. Always. Always. Do you hate... Wait, I'm sorry. can I please ask Lauren a question

it's really important do it while Kelsey finds her next one more of these and no do your question okay how do you enjoy being on your phone or is it just because that's your job I think right now at this

time in my life it's time for me to put my head down and bite the bullet and work I think that's where I'm at at this chapter I think that that will change but at this point right now my job is to engage with my community answer questions and showcase my life and like I said when I have kids that will probably change but right now that's what I'm committed to doing it's just it's like what I signed up for and I like to I'm very intense so I like to go all in

and I have breaks a lot like all shut down but I am on my phone like a huge majority of the day like everyone though I feel like maybe a little more well you're like we're all probably on our phones the same amount of time but you're sharing your your you're working and you're working i actually i don't scroll through instagram what i did is i followed 7 000 people and so it's like almost impossible for me to scroll a lot of a lot of it's my audience so i'll try to scroll and like like and engage but i just try really to really stay in my own lane and and that's been practice it's been something where i have to like check myself and get off the internet stop getting suctioned i really really try to just focus on building my brand wow but it's practice it's hard

yeah every day yeah work in progress yeah sorry you can ask your question this one is so she's been waiting okay i know these are like seeming like a lot of death but okay so you die from natural causes so you die you ascend towards a warm white light you immediately realize that you have entered the afterlife and much to your surprise it is exactly like the cliched kindergarten version of christian heaven the ground is covered by white cloud angels fly around and play the harp you're wearing a comfortable white robe and everyone there is aimlessly walking around smiling broadly perfectly content and this seems how you will spend eternity upon your arrival you're greeted by jesus and he looks exactly like stereotypical

jesus welcome to heaven he says i think you'll like it here and i look forward to loving you unconditionally for the duration of time. But I also realized that heaven isn't exactly for everyone. So I always give newcomers a chance to go to the other place if that's what they would prefer. Are you referring to hell, you say in response? No, no, says Jesus. Not hell. Certainly not hell. I would never send you to hell, but you can go somewhere that isn't here. Another viable post-life option. About 18% of our potential residents go in that direction. What's the other place like you ask i can't tell you says jesus but if you do elect to go there you can never come back here and you only have 20 minutes to decide why only 20 you ask because i'm jesus says jesus

what do you do i'm staying in the perfect heaven yeah i'd stay too yeah what are you doing you're taking a risk i'm going where you're going bud you're gonna follow me there too no i mean listen that's i mean you can't get a break if heaven is if you've already made it to heaven why do you need to go somewhere yeah see that's being overly greedy and you know it's gonna suck i feel like that's almost like a parody for cheating though because it's like you already have like the best girl and then are you gonna like go tristan thompson your toe into like another situation are you just gonna stay with chloe k i like i wonder i wonder how many men which what they meant men's answers versus women's would be in that that's do you think

that more men would want to do that question i think if it was preface with that we weren't already in heaven which is like in that context of your kid like the greatest place ever ever so yeah yeah yeah like what could be better but what if it's better tristan thompson touched his toe and it didn't turn out well for him so your baby name true that was yours no no no no no i'd be more interested to see hell just because I you know but I don't want

I don't want to stay there but I'd like want to you know view it you should be like well the 20 minutes while you're contemplating can I go check out hell and then I'll come back

you know what I mean like just see it because you can if you I don't want to go there you can't see it because you're going to burn up yeah

just want to do like a little peek we're staying I want to decide we're staying alright we're staying I feel like your cheek highlighter would like do so well in the cloud version you like it?

I know you look like you're an angel you look amazing but you got to use a damp beauty blender when you put it on that's the trick I feel like the

damp beauty blender makes it all dewy yeah your face looks so dewy it does it's a little too dewy maybe because I was like sweating in the car

because I'm not wearing deodorant what can you do how are your armpits smelling let me smell they actually smell good I'm not joking

smell them right now can you smell your armpit actually I was Schmidt's deodorant Schmidt's deodorant it's really good I like the charcoal one

how did you find this they sent it to me we had it in the lady box yeah they sent it to me and I was like I'm obsessed and we'll put it in the ladybug. This needs to be your sponsor.

Like, not joking. No, I know. Schmitz. Schmitz. Schmitz. Wait, is Gigi Crackers your sponsor yet? Because do you know that you sold them out on Amazon? It's so annoying.

No, they don't do any sponsors. We actually now own stock in our business. You must, right? These crackers that Tanya Zucker brought at the F Factor recommends you add to your diet to get extra fiber. And I just like them because they're a vehicle. I feel like you guys know how busy, like, you are. Like, I gotta go and I want to get my fiber in.

and I can just throw something on top of them and use them. I don't, like, eat them plain. Yeah, yeah. I think people think they're gross. Yeah, are they just not? You dip it in a guac? You dip it in a guac. You put, like, a turkey on it.

A smoked salmon. I mean, I've lost weight, and my dad lost 10 pounds. Do you have any with you? I don't. I'll send you some. Have you tried them? After you posted, I went on Amazon to buy them, and they were out. They were not there.

The ones that you used. I'm going to send you guys some. Wait, you should put them in the lady game box. She did. I wonder if we can put food in those boxes. Do they have an expiration? They probably last a while. I don't know, but man, do they make you go to the bathroom?

Oh, hell yeah. Oh my gosh. Like immediately or just like it puts you on a regular cycle? Like eat them at night. You will wake up and you will like, if anyone has problems with constipation, order Gigi Cockers and thank me later. They're called Gigi. G-I-G-I?

The whole idea behind them is that they fuel your metabolism, right? It's like a furnace. so you eat the nobody has fiber in their diet anymore you eat this and it makes your metabolism work harder

which makes you lose weight so it makes your body work while you're resting so you can be sitting here and your metabolism's fired up and then you're losing weight how many do you eat a day do you eat them too

sometimes I try to I'm not nearly as good as her once we learn the science behind it once you learn the science it's hard to get me convinced on any of these like bad diets

it's not a diet it's just adding stuff to your diet you're not taking anything away you're adding to your diet if you think about it what do you do for fiber six to eight

she says to like I'll wake up I'll have like three with eggs and then later on i'll have like um you know you could have like tuna salad on them you have egg salad wow oh my god becca's never been so excited literally she's like oh my god and by the way you're great yeah your stomach feels very full you don't feel deprived that's my biggest thing is i don't want to feel hungry it's distracting yeah i know you know like that She doesn't like being distracted, guys.

All right. When we come back, Lauren and Michael are going to help you fix your life because your life is messed up and so is ours. Hey, ladies. Get funky. Ask the Lady Gang. Okay. And we're back.

You guys know the drill and how it goes. I like it. We're jumping right in. First question comes from Ashley. Ashley says, background, I'm 26 and newly married. He was a virgin when we got together and I was, well, not. we had sex about a month into dating at first it was fun and although dating a virgin scared me i thought i could just teach him the way i like to do things and mold him into the perfect sex partner

fast forward to now we are extremely happily married and have sex regularly like three to four times a week the problem i gotta calendar that i gotta batch that the problem is i'm into really kinky sex and he doesn't seem to be into it we've always had good sex sometimes great but weren't able to really get our freak on because we've always had roommates until we were married and he had to be considerate of that he watches kinky porn like bdsm etc so i thought once we were married we would both be really able to let loose i'm not asking for anything crazy my requests have been eating me out more and starting off with some dirty talk he said the dirty talk makes him uncomfortable he's very shy but i'm his wife damn it i gave him some suggestions of what to say such

as talking about how wet i am but he said why would i be turned on that you're wet he says i knew what i got myself into by marrying a virgin but he's not a virgin anymore and knowing that i had to train him but what do i do if he isn't open to suggestions and adding some kink into our lives p.s i've tried getting him a little drunk bringing toys in watching porn together etc and nothing has worked and becca's face right now is shook shook shook it she has been shook i think men are like dogs you have to just train them if you want something you have to go slow though they are not multitaskers you tried though i mean i think you got to be on the same page sexually and if you can't if everything you've tried isn't working i mean sex is a big part of a relationship yeah i

would say it's like i mean it's important it's like your love language it sounds like there's like a little bit of pressure being put on this guy though right it's like the guy's side no because there's a little bit too much conversation around it, a little bit too much pressure. Let him win. Maybe he's like uncomfortable and scared. Yeah, I mean, you can't be a virgin and all of a sudden just ratchet it up. You've got to ease into it.

Okay, so what are your tips? So what should she do? So like the practicality there is maybe a little bit less pressure and a little bit more action and a little bit less conversation about it. That's what I was going to say. You've got to stop talking about it and just do it. While you're making out and you're hot and heavy, just start dirty talking to him. You know, and then he'll

know what is like you like you know what i mean i bet you're the best dirty talker i don't know just because you're so good with like vocabulary and you think i'm like like put it in like over here like he tries to pronounce this like long word and does it wrong you should give him one of your intros while you guys are having sex oh my god that is such a good idea yeah i bet it would turn him on dress as a reporter and put like a trench coat on oh okay hold on microphone let me just make some notes. Do we have any real advice for this girl? Yeah, I agree. Like, too much

talking is sometimes a real boner killer, so... Yeah, boner killer! And it... She said he's watching porn. That's kinky. So he has to be into it enough. Yeah, just like let him... Sounds like she's getting a little too chatty. She's too chatty. Too chatty, girl. You're talking too much. Shut up.

That's true. Or just give him, like, a real vanilla performance one night. Like, I thought that's what you liked. Yeah, and he'll probably miss, like, you know. the kinky side the mild kinky yeah okay second question comes from anonymous anonymous says today at work i was in a situation where i got really flustered and in a high pressure moment my my mind went blank and my reaction was to cry it's not like i sobbed but i was so embarrassed to shed tears in front of my co-workers

everyone was nice about it after but i just cringed from the pity any tips on recovering from a total embarrassment like that in front of your peers any help is appreciated i try to always remain super logical to just start out with i really think it's important to think with your i do okay you've taught me this do you need credit um michael's staring at me like a gargoyle but i think it's really important to remain logical and how you can do that is that's practice it's like deep breaths it's not letting your emotions overtake you um if you did get too emotional i would just say to address it but then move on i think when people like say they're sorry a hundred million times it just makes it like a bigger situation and people are

so much up their own assholes that like even if they're talking about it for a second it would be like the news for five minutes and then they're never gonna think about it again so it's one of those things that if it happened to me it'd be one of those anxious moments that i think about five million times in my head for the next 10 years but in the reality of the situation it's like i'm sure nobody like really truly cares about it everyone's looking at instagram yeah it's true I think it's okay to cry once it's not okay there are people that I've worked with in the past like their entire steez is like whenever they get pressure put on them or someone comes to them with like an idea that's not theirs like they instantly go to like woe is me poor me and to me

that's not the reputation you want so like crying once and getting flusters no big deal no one's even going to remember it you got to forgive yourself but make sure that like Lauren said you do practice like some techniques to to saying what you mean and not getting too emotional in meetings unfortunately especially as women like you'll instantly be labeled as like she's so emotional just because you have feelings and like i think it's okay to cry because that means you care but you gotta like rein it in cry by yourself you tell them oh god but what would happen if one day i just came into a meeting with you and i start crying you probably leave yeah you'd be so confused i'm not a crier i mean i cried in beauty and the beast that's about it wow i'm not a crier

either i don't think you cried over pixie one i cry when she complains every morning i'm not a crier just every morning just when i wake up okay last question comes from anonymous anonymous says hey lady it's one of my biggest dreams is to do a bike race however not one of my family members or friends is on board with the idea my mom is totally against it and i'm scared that if i don't do it right now that i'll get too busy and old and miss out on an opportunity of a lifetime i don't even own a bike and i can't really go out and do it on my own because i'm I'm only 16 and I can't drive myself around. My parents are not the type who talk out their problems.

What should I do? I mean, I'll speak on this a little bit. I think when it comes to, like, doing things and motivation and starting a business or starting a workout or starting a diet, I think way too many people are asking too many questions. And when you're asking all those questions, whether internally or externally, you're stopping yourself from taking action. So I'm a big fan of stop questioning so many things and just do it. If you have an impulse that you want to, like, start, take action, go step A, step B. and from there you know as things are going to unfold and you're going to be able to adjust

along the way but I think so many of us are getting way too caught up in way too many questions and talking about productivity and Lauren and I we don't spend a lot of time asking so many questions we just kind of start and adjust along the way. I also think you you can't live by what your parents think what your high school friends think what what your sister thinks I think you just have to put your blinders on and do whatever you want I've very much always been like that and I think that that when you're like that it's it just it paves the way for you and you can focus on your own lane and beat to the tune of your own drum instead of worried about what everyone else thinks if you want to ride a bike go get a bike and execute on it and i'm sure at 16 she's using

some kind of a social media so there's so many like groups on facebook or if you're doing like bumble bff or whatever it is or instagram that you could find somebody with a similar interest to go be your like bike partner but don't go meet a stranger by yourself yes i guarantee you can find a bike for free on craigslist for someone that's moving and they just need it out and they can't put in their trash at their apartment and they'll just like if you come get it you can have it definitely don't do that yourself don't do it on your own don't do it on your own so start peddling stop meddling start peddling let's talk more action okay um okay well guys thank you for coming you guys are coming on our podcast tomorrow yeah so excited yeah so we're getting all your

beauty and diet tips we don't have many i literally told you i just drink a lot of beer so okay well that's it just take this top beauty and diet well other than gg crackers my top beauty tip is facial massage i feel like i've talked about it every second but that's because it's changed my life because it has literally made me drop five pounds from my face every morning so wait what okay so we get so much fluid in our face this is gross from just sleeping and laying down and flying you know so if that fluid doesn't get massaged out by lymphatic drainage it just sits there so if you ever woken up and you feel super puffy and your eyes are puffy that's fluid so you have those guys with the big like yeah yeah have you ever seen in like not to be

like you go to new york and a lot of people have those bags under their eyes it's not because they're tired it's because they need lymphatic drainage and they're kind of tired maybe it's next but a lot of cocaine um so facial massage just gets all that fluid out and once you start doing it i'm what do you go get one done or you do it to yourself you can do both okay it contours your face. I cannot put makeup on unless I do facial massage. What do you do? I like the Clarisonic Uplift. I'm not sponsored by them or anything. I just love it. It's $350. So I have like a tutorial where you can do it with your hands, but you want to go out and down your neck and you have to go down your neck. Don't just massage your face because if you don't go down

your neck, the fluid will sit and you'll get a headache. So you want to go out down the neck. This is, like, thousands and thousands of years old. You can Google it. It's lymphatic drainage massage. And after you do it for, like, five minutes straight, you'll just pee everything out. Like, right away. I found a girl in San Diego that does it for me, and I run to go pee after I do it. It's, like, crazy.

What about, like, a body lymphatic massage? Totally. You can do that, too. Yeah. You can do a lymphatic, like, you could do, like, your arms, like, anything. Oh, my God. I'm going to be in San Diego next weekend. I need to go see her.

You will love her. Really? Yeah. I'm addicted. Okay. She's amazing. Your cheekbones do look amazing, Lauren. Well, I massaged about five pounds of fluid off of them today.

Michael, what's your beauty and health tip? Beauty and health tip? Don't lie that you do a skin routine. No, I do. At this point with our show, interviewing so many health and skin experts, you'd have to be a total idiot to not pick up something. Right. No, I just think a lot of men don't take care.

I didn't know anything about skin. I mean, it's weird. You look at your face every day as a man, but I didn't ever think of it. Yeah, we had to pick the eyebrows up. I had to wait until it was, like, basically, like, my forehead was dropping over my eyes, you know. No, I just, I think it's important to just wash your face and get, like, Lauren gives me serums and lotions. He does Dr. Dennis. But now I notice it.

I'm like, holy shit, I look dry. Really? Yeah. Yeah. He does a whole routine. Listen, it all rubs off. It's funny, you know. I love your suitcase debacle.

Oh, my God. I love it. If you don't follow them on Instagram, you really need to because Lauren trolls Michael harder than any wife I've ever seen, but in the best way. I know, it's crazy. It is hilarious. but you love you just love like a great suitcase

what is this I love anything that's efficient yeah okay right so it could be a suitcase

or just a procedure or anything that's efficient yeah I feel you you know I just everything that's

I feel like you like efficiency I love it what what efficient suitcase was this that you're talking about no there's a suitcase that I love right now

it's by Tumi and I'm not sponsored by them but they should they should actually you know what shout out to them because they did send me some suitcases

but it's like this it's this garment suitcase and you can just leave hangers in there and then it has all these little compartments and so i literally just travel get out and then hang all your stuff up one shot but i just bought in the suitcase that you i had to pre-order it that you sit on and it drives oh yeah that's amazing what yeah you sit on you sit on it and it's a scooter and drives you around the airport are you gonna use that oh yeah oh yeah i mean what You're going to look like such a douchebag. I can't wait. You do you.

We walk so far away from each other at the airport, so it's perfect. Oh, that's great. I don't want to talk. What about when you want to get chatty and have a conversation? You've got to go to the gate. You need to see it because you're worried the flight's leaving early. And I'm also, there's nothing, my worst fear is the... Why do you call him Susan?

Because he's panicked. He's like panicky Susan. Okay. Okay. So I like, I'm the guy that likes to leisurely relax, walk through the airport. Wait, then how are you so far ahead of her? Because she is super late. So if I go with her, I have to run through the airport, right?

So I go ahead and I just cruise. I just think everything will be fine. Like, it always works out. And he's just different. Do you always think the world is going to— Can we produce your reality show? I don't know. I mean, I feel like the podcast is, like, you guys know.

No, you guys made a reality show. You do. I don't know. I think Kristen Cab just stole that position on E! I saw that. She's coming out with one. I'm excited. But listen, you're so different.

And you have a lot— You have a different dynamic. It could be great. Could be great. Can I time batch it? Time batch it. Duh. One day a week.

All of it one day. The whole entire season. 24 hours straight. Yeah. Okay, well, we have to go now. Thanks for having me. In efficiency, it's time to go. Make sure to check out Woo for Play.

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Game changer. Yeah, it is really, really cool. Such a fun place to be. It's great. Hey, amazing. Okay, follow us at Becca at Kelty, at Jack Vanek at The Lady Gang, and we will see you next Tuesday. Yay!

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