LadyGang - Things We Do Not Understand

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

This week on LadyGang, we’re tackling life’s biggest mystery: why are we all full-blown adults who still don’t understand… well, anything? From the terror of taxes to the enigma of ro...vers on Mars, why ketchup comes in glass bottles, how vinyl records even work, and—please don’t even ask us about the cloud—we’re airing out all the things that still make zero sense. The LadyGang (and you!) share the everyday head-scratchers that prove growing up doesn’t mean having it all figured out.Check out our amazing sponsors!Macy's: Get 30% off all the best brands and 15% off beauty at Macy's Fall VIP Fashion Preview! Go to Macys.com or in-store!Origins: Discover the butter way to cleanse with Origins Youthtopia™ Apple Butter Cleansing Balm! Available now at Origins.com and ULTA!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 well what is this welcome to the lady gang that's amazing say that again the lady gang things are about to change around here each week we catch up with hollywood's hottest girl posse kelty knight becca tobin and jack vanik hello hello hello welcome to lady gang i am becca tobin here with jack vanik and kelty knight Hello. Hi, guys. Hello. Let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I have something to tell you. Okay. Okay. Wow. Okay. It's time for... Good week. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Bad week. Oh, no. My good week is I have the most supportive dad of all time. It is... Well, Bill Vanik is also still on earth. You're right. Dad gets dad points. Not when Bill's here.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Okay. I'll tell you this. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. At Lady World, it's going to be a Bill Jorts dad-off. Yes. Who can be more supportive? No.
Starting point is 00:01:01 So my dad, you know, it's the end of E! News, and he's my biggest fan, and he records it every night because it comes on late, and then he watches in the morning. And he just has the most insane commentary about my outfits. And I'm going to miss this so much. So he just – he writes me in, like, typical dad speed. It probably takes him five minutes to write the four words he's writing. And then the emoji choice is so crazy.
Starting point is 00:01:29 So last night he writes me and he goes – let me read it. He goes – it just makes no sense. He goes, nice wide flare bell bottoms and then the emoji that has one eye closed and the tongue out. Wait. You need to make this a series on your Instagram. Just post the outfit. I know. And then just the caption is your dad's commentary.
Starting point is 00:01:52 Oh, you're right. And then he'll be like, nice boots, awesome look in that summer dress. And then he'll put like the emoji with the little, you know what? I'm going to do that. I love this. I'm going to do that. And then the feedback, Housewives interview was very confusing and he's got the emoji. No, no.
Starting point is 00:02:09 And it's like this. That's like spirit fingers. I actually think it would be most impactful if you didn't make it the caption. I mean, you could. but I think it should be the picture and then like add the text to the bottom of the picture. Or it can be a picture, a carousel, picture and then swipe and it's a screenshot of his text. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cute. That is so funny. He's so funny. What a guy. Good for him. He's just so funny. It's just so ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Anyway, nice outfit last night. Things are getting shorter or you got taller. These are so good. I love him. I just love him. Okay. Here's my bad week. I have given up so much on life. I've been driving with a flat tire for three weeks and I don't have time.
Starting point is 00:03:00 That's not energy. No, I know it's not okay. I have no help. I have no anyone. And here's what I do every night. I have a little home filler machine. I fill it. And every night for the tire, for the tire.
Starting point is 00:03:15 every night I fill it and every day I get home and it's beeping at me and then I fill it when when am I gonna do you see the tire do you see the hole no it's like I think it's a nail or something and it just slowly it's because if it was like flat flat flat you wouldn't be able to drive no it's not flat flat it is it is decompressing every day it's going down every day. And I just, I fill it up. I drive and I'll just take a risk. And sometimes, you know, I'm so ugly when I drive. I'm like, oh, make sure you wear pants when you're driving to McDonald's to get your sassy gross breakfast because you might get a flat tire and have to call it triple A and you want to be making sure you're wearing shoes. You know what I mean? Because sometimes you go
Starting point is 00:04:02 will you start making that a series also you know when you're just like uh it's 8 30 a.m and i've given up on life i think i'm gonna have a diet coke a large latte from and an egg and cheese biscuit no meat and two hash browns i love when you start the day there it can only get worse i'll tell you there's not a green in sight when 8 a.m starts with sassy shitty breakfast breakfast i drove gross breakfast speaking of to low tire pressure zach i was driving my old car and it had the check engine light on right but like this car that's a suggestion right every yeah this car alerts me of like washer fluid being down like okay that's not dire straights okay yeah we're fine so i'm walking i'm driving around and then zach and i get in my car he does for some
Starting point is 00:04:53 reason he's we're going in my car somewhere and he's driving and he's like how long has this light been on? I was like, I have no idea. A long time. He's like, no. How long has this light been on? I was like, I don't know, like a month, two months. He's like, oh my God. He's like, this is insane. Like you could have just fully broken the car. Like literally just bye bye car. If you don't get this shit fixed immediately, you destroy your vehicle or you literally break down on the side of the road and you're totally i was like oh good to know good to know public service announcement you can ignore ignore every other alert but not check engine um i can i do mine now because mine has to do with my car it literally has to do with this it's so funny um so i've driven my car for i
Starting point is 00:05:42 got it in 2012 the jeep has lasted me she's so reliable i love her so much she has 190 000 miles on her good for you but she has finally hit a wall and I think I'm gonna have to get rid of her and it's so funny because the check engine light on my jeep goes on all the time and then just turns off I know like it's like you're waiting to see if it fixes itself and it does like usually it does my check engine light like for the past like five years it'll come on and I'm like Jared what do you think this is and he's very handy so he's like I don't know and then in just one day I turn on the car and it turns off. So we had to, I had to like bring it into the mechanic or whatever, because I have neglected it forever. And it's like, had to pay like $3,000 for them
Starting point is 00:06:28 to do all the tune-ups. After I brought it in, three days later, broke down. Then we bring it in, they fix it, breaks down again the next day. As I'm driving it out of the mechanic, I'm not getting like half a mile away. It has been a month and a half. It's still there. I've brought it in probably eight times and they cannot figure out what the issue is, but it's something they did because it was fine before that. And then now anytime I drive up any hill, all of the lights go on and then it just like pitter patters and I have to pull on the side of the road and it's basically breaks down. So end of an era and I'm like really sad about it. What are you going to get i think another jeep okay once you're a jeep person it's like hard to do anything else yeah but
Starting point is 00:07:17 i do feel bad like it's kind of like how kelty and i feel about stuffed animals like it's alive i feel bad for time to say goodbye oh it's time to are you paying for these repairs each time that they're trying okay good you could also just be like scrap it let's just sell this piece of shit and let me get a new one you're not gonna get any money for it yeah i have to like she's not gonna get any money for it anyway no i will i will it's how much if they i mean no one hundred and ninety thousand dollars on like how a car that's broken years like eight like eight grand from for it still if they could really if it if it ran the way that it ran before if it works is the question like we've we take it
Starting point is 00:08:07 to i like just took it to palm springs like we take it to big bear like we've reduced like long drives on it so whatever we'll see but they definitely f**k it up i'm like this whatever um my good week is my mom just sent me a picture and it is of when i went to my first in sync concert oh my gosh do you see yes you better send that to me all of my friends are wearing there's five of us we each are wearing a letter n-s-y-n-c guess who's in the s which stands for chris kirkpatrick me why does that stand for chris kirkpatrick because every last letter of their name spells out in sync so chris s and i wore the chris shirt that's so creative can you can we put that on the screen at lady world and you introduce pop 2k sure that's exciting oh my god i mean we
Starting point is 00:08:59 should all introduce them because it's epic i'll hold your hand but yes um yeah i mean what a it was such a great memory that's so cute so excited to see them i know my mom's like look what i found oh my god you're so cute i love seeing pre-emo jack that was pre-emo it's pre-puberty i just saw lance bass posted this like timeline line thing and it was like the year we landed on the moon. And then it was like NSYNC. And then it says, we are officially the same distance away from the landing. No. NSYNC launched the same amount of years. Yeah. It was crazy. No, I don't like that at all. Yeah. Time goes by. Rebecca? Okay. So my good week is just simple. I re-downloaded the Citizen app. Oh no. Oh, it's good that you did that? Oh yeah. Is that the
Starting point is 00:09:54 one for your community it shows all the crime it's not a lot of trolls which is nice it's like it's really just live updates of what's happening around the city so crime crime fires i have an irrational fear every time i leave my house with barbara left inside i always have this fear a lot of people lost their dogs in the fire yeah of like her of the house there being a fire and me having no idea it's happening until later. So the other day I was driving down the street and I had just left my neighborhood and there was a fire truck heading in the same direction. And I panicked and I was like, do I turn around and make sure it's not going to my house? Like it's so close to my house. But instead I downloaded the citizen app and it told me exactly where the structure was
Starting point is 00:10:39 on fire and it wasn't my house. So that's, that's nice. If you're anxious, you can download the citizen app i think it makes it so much well in la it's dangerous yeah it's like naked man wielding a machete when i removed it when i lived in la and there was a man with a machete and i was like no no no this is not helpful for me it's bad every four seconds the notification would come up in la it's like woman eats someone's face on the sidewalk five feet away from you so now i really like it. I really highly, I recommend it for the suburbs. Um, okay. I, my bad week is you guys, I have not one outfit for lady world. I was all excited. I was all pumped up and ready to go. I ordered a few things and one of the things I ordered was final sale and it looked great and
Starting point is 00:11:36 I loved it but it was missing a button and it was a very unique button and I was like I either have to replace every mother button on here or find on the internet this button that looks like this and I was just like I don't have I don't have the bandwidth to be doing this I bought it it was really cute set from farm Rio but here's the thing you can Becca this there are lots of people they're gonna be there that are like I'm wearing a white t-shirt and like I can't do it but here's the thing i will say pink party i saved something so special i'll show you right now okay i did order an amazon pink jumpsuit like a like a so on our last tour one of the lady gangers gave us each one of these sunglasses their heart sunglasses and they have lady gang on them and they're pink
Starting point is 00:12:25 so i have three pairs and i'm bringing them oh i love it i'll wear those those are so yeah i think it'll be so cute i also got a pair of pink boa i got pink sneakers from dsw too that's great these mickeys are new balances with like some pink well and you could always wear merch if worse comes to worse that's why we have the merch just wear the merch and with like a little short wear the merch all weekend yes yeah i mean it'll 100 palm tree on one of them that's tropical we made a tropical tank top i made i made a merch for each day for people that didn't know what to wear well as long as you guys don't like give me a hard time about not trying i tried i even tried to order von dutch jeans or true religion jeans i uh well number one i'm waiting on a pair of y2k
Starting point is 00:13:12 jeans but i also ordered a pair of ed hardy pants for my ed hardy great that's perfect i also have a von dutch hat that i think i'm wearing that day okay that's fun yes there's There's lots of options. I think you do as little or as much as you can, Becca. Thank you so much for your support. I'm not going to be mad at you at all. It's choose your own adventure. 100%.
Starting point is 00:13:35 You're right. I need to represent the girls who think it's stupid to wear costumes. 100%. Wear the merch. Okay. Yeah. Okay. When we come back, what is one thing you still don't understand as an adult?
Starting point is 00:13:49 Now back to the Lady Gang. Okay. We are back. We went on Instagram. jack had this great idea where she was like you know there's just a lot of things we don't understand as adults and i want to know what the lady gang thinks and they did not disappoint we posted this on instagram okay jess says can i say what i don't understand first do you guys have your own please i have my own i mean i have everything okay the first english as a language
Starting point is 00:14:14 the first thing that i don't understand are rivers how does the water keep flowing from the top to the bottom of rivers always and waterfalls they're connected to oceans gravity baby all of them i'm all of them every river is connected to an ocean i don't think that's true or a lake and also but then the lake is continually depleted no because it rains and that's when like in austin our one of our lakes is so low because there was not enough rain yeah and then also you know how when you're like at sea level, that's the lowest point on earth. So gravity is taking everything from the mountains and then it's coming down the rivers to the sea level. From the mountains to the sea. It seems like so much water flowing at once. Okay. We know it. It's a great point.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I asked Chad, I said, are all rivers connected to an ocean? Not all rivers. Most rivers eventually flow into the ocean or the sea. For example, the Mississippi River drains into the Gulf of Mexico and the Nile drains into the Mediterranean. Some rivers end in large inland lakes or seas that don't have an outlet to the ocean. Others disappear into desert swamps. Oh, they do disappear. It just seems like when you see a waterfall gushing over, I'm like, how is there constantly this much water available to be going down this like huge waterfall? It's just, I know that there's a reason that i haven't looked i just asked them where does the water come from in a river rain and snow groundwater springs glaciers and ice melt good job kelty and lakes okay honestly i feel
Starting point is 00:15:58 so smart because i knew the answer to this okay what else do you not understand that's i don't understand deductibles and co-pays okay so many people i mean health care so many people wrote deductibles deductibles deductibles and okay i i read it on paper and it makes sense in my mind but then when i talked to but this is back to my auditory disability but then when i talked to somebody on the phone from billing they're like okay so this time around you hit blah blah blah and then you owe this and i'm like i don't know what you just well and they let they make shit up and they lie to you like i just had to do this for my colonoscopy because they're like oh well we actually cover like 70%, but then you're going to have to pay 30. I'm like, but how much does it
Starting point is 00:16:42 cost then? Like, am I paying $300 or am I paying $30,000? Well, if you're insured, it's $30,000. Yes. We can't like tell you, but like, here's like a, maybe an estimate, but like itemized, it might be different. I'm like, okay, great. This is an American thing. This is like, this is an American healthcare thing because it's a sliding scale. Because if you're paying out of pocket for your quote for, say you get a blood draw. If you're paying out of pocket for your blood draw, it's $350. If your insurance is paying, it's $35,000. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they make it, they make it, they, it's a different, it's a different choice. It's all a hoot. It's a racket. It's a money-making sick person. Okay. What about you? What do you don't
Starting point is 00:17:30 understand i mean everything we already know that uh okay true jess says why does ketchup get that weird juice even in the upside down bottles i hate that why can't we figure that out the vinegar must just sort of separate separate yeah it's also i don't understand you know what something i don't understand how mustard has zero calories what yellow mustard has zero calories how How does something – Because it's a flower. It's a flower. It's a vegetable.
Starting point is 00:18:02 It's like cucumbers. But does vinegar have – Vinegar doesn't have a calorie. It doesn't? There's no sugar in it. Okay. So all it is is mustard seeds, liquid, and salt. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:12 So it is just a mustard seed. It's a seed. It's so tasty. How does it have no calories? Well, you know what? Mustard on a celery stick is a real great diet food. Just kidding. Sarah says going to clubs.
Starting point is 00:18:25 She doesn't understand it? she doesn't understand it okay and that's like a personal problem annie says how records work i agree with this yes how does it get from that little pin into the speaker see these are things that i'm like who this seems like something from an alien technology because how did we invent that where you i don't understand that and i just watched this whole tiktok about a record being pressed, which also is insane. Like the whole process. And I'm like, I agree with this. Something does not add up. Well, think about this. I was in the car the other day and I'm like, how does information travel to my device? Oh, I had this videos. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:19:11 videos. How? How? How? It's just us going how? Like how? How? It's an invisible internet super highway. What is happening? Where the hell is the cloud? Where is it? And here's what is it? No, this is what's going to blow your mind, you guys. Okay. Because you, you can, you can be in denial and be like, oh, it's in the cloud until you set up your own cloud. Okay. Because my, my friend, Jeff is like a master and he set me up my own server, which is my backup of everything in my house, all my videos, my security, whatever. But then he's like, so it is on a cloud, but it's also a box that lives in my house. But if the box burns down, but if it's, but, but if the box burns down, it's still in the cloud, but he has a second server at his house in Canada that is a backup
Starting point is 00:20:09 of my box. So if something happens, so it actually needs a box, but it's in the cloud. But then when I'm like trying to get something off the server, he's like, make sure you shut down the box. I was like, well, why would the power of the box matter if it's in the cloud? You know what I have to say about that? There's not one single picture from my past worth that trouble. You've never grown up the child of a flood where you don't have any childhood photos. zach you never zach's childhood house burned down they had no photos he does not have a server a cloud and another but he's not a narcissist you've never grown up as a narcissist without any photos of his child you don't even like where are these photos going when you go away
Starting point is 00:20:52 but that's because i have all the contracts i have the contracts so guess what when it's the when you are looking at the end of the year for your taxes and you're like hey do you have the employment records for lady gang. Guess who has them? Me on the cloud, but that's unnecessary to go through our trademark information. It could literally just be on Dropbox. That's a, that's a, yeah, I could live on Dropbox. It's on the desktop top of my computer. It's on, you know, it's like you could put a little hard drive, little thing in your thing and it'll be right there. What about the episodes of lady gang TV? I don't ever need to see those or use those. and you keep trying to use them and we don't want them anymore. You're trying to put them on lady
Starting point is 00:21:36 world, lady world on a jumbotron. And I'm like, please, for the love of God, it's over. I love leaving that in the past. Let's leave it there. Okay. Anyway, but you might want it. No, no, I don't. My child does not need to see me painting topless. Okay. Next Emily says foil. How is it made? Is it recyclable? Is it actually safe to eat off of? Like it's true because I saw on TikTok a guy that was like, he had so many problems with his knee and they looked at it and there was tiny fragments of metal. And I'm like, well, what is foil? Tin foil is tiny metal, right? Is it metal? I don't know. It's tin, but it's so thin. I know. But like what if a little bit, sometimes when you cook a salmon on it, a little bit of that foil goes off on the salmon and it
Starting point is 00:22:25 could end up in your body what happens then i think you poop i mean it's just like everything else like the microplastics they just live within us the little worms inside of us yeah it's like everything mel says what setting to put my air heat to unfog my windshield oh my god yeah what is the answer here i always screw it up i also saw that if you leave your circuit so if you're driving by a stinky cow manure farm, you can do the recirculation button in your car so that you only get the air that's in your car and not from the outdoors. But you can only do that temporarily because people have died of carbon monoxide because they've been driving and they're circulating their own air for so long that they fall asleep and die. No. Yes. And I now have a
Starting point is 00:23:18 new fear unlocked. My new car, it doesn't have the same icon for air circulation as my old one. And then it's like the type of thing where I'm like, like with your curling iron, you keep going back to make sure you unplug it. I literally check it every five minutes that I'm driving or I'll crack the window everywhere I go now. It is psychotic. I think that, I don't think we need the circulating. I don't think we need it. Just smell the poop. It's fine. You're going to keep going. You're on the highway. I know. So it's part of life. We might've just saved a life guys. I think so. But also, what setting do you put it on to get rid of the fog? I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Oh, I think it's like in the this thing, the little flare. Listen, I know nothing, and this is probably wrong, but I think what it is is that the car on the inside is warmer than the air on the outside, so that's what's causing the fog. So I think when you push the button to defrost, it's like cold air coming up at the windshield. I thought it was hot. It's supposed to be hot. I just rub it with my hand and, like, try to get what I can get off of it. Oh, to, like, melt it. Yeah. Oh, I'm talking about when it's on the outside of the car.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Oh. I don't know. Yeah, no. It doesn't get that cold here. That's true. Paterati says, how planes fly. That was on mine. Spooky tubes.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Don't get it. Don't get it. I don't feel real. Spooky tubes. Someone did it. That's what I call planes. Someone did a demonstration on Instagram of how it works using, like, a little model. and now I get it well it's obviously the the the fuel like I know like so he's like think of get a
Starting point is 00:24:52 really strong fan right that I'm gonna botch the out of this take a really strong fan scientist Tobin is here I'm copying what I saw on the internet and he's like if you were to put like a little piece of paper up in the air into the fan the air the little piece of paper would continue to stay up in the air because of the the air pressure that it's flying into so it's creating the velocity is creating so much against the air that it keeps it up in the air yeah but like i don't believe it so as long as the engine is is operating and the wings are out you're gonna stay in the air because he was like trying to tell his wife why she was she was so nervous during turbulence and he's like here's how i can tell you that you're never gonna die
Starting point is 00:25:45 from turbulence yeah well it's the jello it's like you're a little piece of paper and jello is that what it is doing kind of but it was more about the jello it's more about the air i'm just all of these things like i know how they work but they don't make sense like for me it doesn't feel real like every time I get into a plane and maybe it's like the dissociating that I do it's like I look out of the window and I'm like this doesn't feel correct like it doesn't I don't believe that I'm 35,000 feet up in the air it doesn't feel like I am I feel like I'm in a simulator and then they're like shaking you around a little bit and they're like now you're in New York like that's what it feels like to me doesn't I don't believe it did you guys also know there was this this
Starting point is 00:26:28 plane it was the concord yeah in the 80s and it could fly you it was like triple speeder super fast they were so dangerous but you could get from like la to new york in like an hour yeah it's like we've lost the technology like we lost the technology to go to the moon it's just gone true you're listening to the lady gang wild puffalump says i'm about to really lose a lady gang fan here why have a shower curtain if you're just gonna leave it open when you get out first of all wild puffalump how dare you how dare you get out of the shower at my house and not not close the shower curtain. Like you can't leave a shower curtain open. It will get moldy. You have to reclose it. When you get into the shower, you open the shower curtain, you spread it, you step into
Starting point is 00:27:24 the tub, you close it. So the water doesn't get on the floor. When you get out, you open it to get out and then you reclose it. I'm confused. I mean, that's a personal choice of her just leaving it open okay p folko says and this is just what i had to say even though i do understand it because people are assholes is the answer question is where do people get the audacity to leave shopping carts in the middle of parking lots you know that is a that's a like a psychological test that shows what kind of person you are because i'm the biggest narcissist scatterbrain in the world. And I would always put my cart away. That's because you're Canadian and Canadians are more thoughtful like that. Putting your shopping cart away is like considered the
Starting point is 00:28:11 right thing to do, but it's not illegal. So it really shows the type of person that you are. If you're going to do the quote unquote right thing without any like repercussions. Anyone noticing. If a tree falls in the forest, is Kelty doing the right thing? Yes, she is constantly. Thank you for noticing. It's such a dick move because it's also, It's not the type of thing where you're like, well, this isn't affecting anybody. No, there's someone who has to go out in the elements to collect the shopping carts. It's hard enough when they're pushing a hundred shopping carts from the proper vestibule that they're supposed to go in. But you want this poor man to walk halfway through the parking lot because you're too big of a twat to return it yourself?
Starting point is 00:28:52 I hope you stop listening to the lady gang if you're one of those people, truly. I don't want you here. it is yeah whenever i see somebody do it i'm like what the dick yeah katherine says why are rugs so expensive i agree with this so wholeheartedly how can i get an entire bed frame dresser two side tables a coffee table a tv armoire for 6.99 okay and i can't get a five by seven rug for under a thousand dollars that i want it doesn't seem like there's that much i mean i understand like hand knotted is it because no i know but is it because it takes time to poke each hair in well think of it this way this shirt costs forty dollars okay
Starting point is 00:29:42 this is not this is the amount of fabric that american apparel no this is it i know you could wear that to lady world yeah that's your marriage no this is that she looks so good it's standing reminds me of cobra starship it's like the tribe every shirt ryan ross ever wore and it was like babe let's compare our chest bones yeah it's definitely the softest t-shirt i own you guys and i just sometimes i have to wear it just have to um but this is how much fabric, not that much fabric. A rug is quite a lot of material. Yeah, it's quite heavy. I don't believe it. But I get it. I agree. You know what? Rugs USA. They're cheap over there. They are great. Yeah. Kaylin says, cleaning before the cleaning lady comes. Like I get it and I do it,
Starting point is 00:30:32 but why? So this is actually something I've given up on. And Mariana, who I love, has noticed. I think that a lot of her clients, she does a lot of like, I think we got her from Jane, right? Or someone? I got her from Jenna and Kevin, I think. Okay. Yeah. She does a lot of like our people and I feel like our people are respectful.
Starting point is 00:30:57 And so I think she goes into a lot of nice houses and people clean before the cleaning lady comes. I don't do that. In fact, she's coming today and I just realized that there was a moldy old yogurt container on this desk that I'm sitting at before I sat down with a, with a spoon in it. So from last week when I was trying to have protein in the morning and I don't, didn't have the energy to go up and put it in the dishwasher, that spoon. So I threw out the container and I just put the spoon on a little towel in the laundry room for her to find. Like I don't pre-clean. I've given
Starting point is 00:31:28 it up. I'm sorry, Mariana, you can quit. I, I literally give her every Fabletics thing that I can't fit in my closet. Like the bonuses are endless. I give her a hug. I love her so much. Give her a hug. Yeah, we're done here. But it's, it's because their job is not to pick up after you. Their job is to clean. Surfaces. Surfaces, showers. I actually, there's a woman in the neighborhood who got fired by her cleaning lady because the cleaning lady sent a message and said, you're too messy. I'm so sorry. I cannot work for you anymore. I can't see the floor when I walk into your children's rooms and so i can't even begin to clean what i'm supposed to be cleaning because i'm picking up after your family the entire time i'm there yeah they're not organizers
Starting point is 00:32:16 i'm not that it's just me i'm just no i know i know you're not it's fine no you're one spoons okay yeah yeah but that's like you said the bonuses they're just endless because mariana wants your phabletics onesie well also we only use like two of the entire rooms in our house Yeah. Yeah, that's true. It's okay. No, your spaces are usually, you can stay here. Okay. Thank you. Um, okay. Uh, Brooke archiving emails. They literally just disappear into the abyss. Could not agree more because you delete all of your emails. Nope. I put them in files. I have have a late, I have a file from when we started making lady world and it was called lady Fest two years ago. And I have never thrown in an email because I'm like, I'm going to need these.
Starting point is 00:33:07 And I've just dragged them in. How many emails do you think should be in there? Hundreds. Why are there only 36 emails? It's eating it. It's eating the old emails. It doesn't want them. It's throwing them away. Is there a setting? Are they going in? And Google can't recover them because Zach accidentally deleted every single email in his inbox oh everything gone sent archive all the things and google google was like we can't they're gone they're gone yeah how where do they go where are they again the cloud are they deleted from they're definitely not deleted forever because if the fbi wanted to they could get them he said the epstein files were on his computer they would have found them that's what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:33:56 Actually, they wouldn't have because they still not going to find those either. I don't know where those are. Okay, last one. Jerry said, why does just one hour setting our clocks back totally mess with our lives? Like, are we that fragile, delicate beings that just one 59 minutes forward or back is like, oh my God, it was daylight savings. Everything's screwed up now. We are so sensitive.
Starting point is 00:34:26 That's just another thing. I don't understand why we're still doing it. Daylight savings doesn't need to be dark. No, it was for the farmers back in the day. We don't, I mean, we have farmers, but it was back when we didn't want them now to have light, Jack. they have light it's and also Arizona doesn't do it and they're fine which is honestly I know they were like yeah screw the man but that would me up so bad if I lived in Arizona figuring out what time it is what time it is in other places because it's different in relation to your own it's very bizarre but I love it because when you go when you when I go to Arizona in the winter it stays light out until like six instead of five yeah it like really does affect you yeah all right well thank you for coming to this episode of lady gang there is a lot we do not understand if you're listening to this we're going to see you this weekend in florida we're so excited if
Starting point is 00:35:25 you live in the area and you want to drive by day passes are available to come and just do y2k day with us or just pink party day with us um and you get all the freebies and all the good stuff that's on site we can't wait and this is officially the last time we'll ever have to talk about lady world so thank you for bearing with us we're so sorry to all of you who decided recap of course yes but we're so sorry to all of you that decided a year ago you didn't want to go and then have had to listen to us talk about it forever but we're really excited and we'll miss you to the people who couldn't make it this year and um okay we will see you next tuesday social support from Collie Carrera, editing from Jared Monaco, producing from Steve Delameter, and iconic
Starting point is 00:36:07 hosting, creating, and being the gang gang of all gangs by Becca Tobin, Jack Vanek, and Kelty Knight. Kelty Knight support by Derek Haley.

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