LadyGang - T.I.

Episode Date: September 3, 2019

Rapper, producer, and now fellow Podcaster T.I. is hanging out with the LadyGang and giving his two cents on important issues like which one of them would survive longest in prison, what's going on with the Superbowl, and offering advice for listeners in need. But most importantly, how to know when the d*ck is trash. Shout out to today's sponsors! American Heart Association – Start making moves at heart.org.  Brook Linen – Get 10% off and FREE shipping with promo code LADIES as brooklinen.com.  Honey – Join Honey for FREE at honey.com/lady.  Living Proof – Get a free travel size of their award winning shampoo with your order of $29 or more at sephora.com/living-proof and enter code PROOFPODCAST.  Fabletics – Go to fabletics.com/ladygang to get 2 pairs of leggings for only $24.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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little sick in my guts oh no like emotionally like i had too much caffeine well you did just chug a diet coke and then an iced tea is that too much caffeine are you kidding oh no unsweetened i like smell diet coke and i'm turnt yeah i really yes i don't get turned from weird about this specific tea that always makes me feel a little sick so i'm gonna take that out of the rotation yeah yeah maybe i should stop doing that try that you know um all right well that's clearly a very positive welcome to the show keldy's gonna puke all right well now it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no who wants to go first i do go go can i go yeah you look so excited okay i had the best best um good week so i bought some new bikinis on this brand called

l space not gonna love l space yeah they're super spendy too by the way um no i don't mean to that to be but i'm just saying like they needed to be correct and i got you know you're not gonna just like it's not like a yeah it's like it's like an investment piece and so i bought a bunch and then I they did not fit me at all I thought I was the size I am clearly not in a tiny bathing suit so I went online to return but there wasn't exactly clear how to return them and so I went into the chat so I like run the chat and I'm in the chat and I'm like hey I have like I only want to return the bottoms but I want to keep the top and like get a different size of the bottoms like can you help me figure out how to exchange or whatever and then the customer service person

goes hey is this kelty no way from lady gang no on the chat that's awesome while i'm sitting with l space and she's like and i'm like i'm like yeah and she's like yeah i can definitely help you and then she's like we all love you here at the office stop that's amazing yeah oh my god and i was like i got recognized by name only well your name is pretty i know she's like is this kelty from the lady gang and i was like yeah i was like can you help me with a discount for your expensive super expensive i like that she didn't give you a discount yeah no she's like a help she helped me she's like all she's like i'll create the return label yeah and then she kind of we chatted for a while and then i was like i don't know how to leave this because i really was coming in for

business and now you've turned it's turned a pleasure but i was like hey thanks for listening okay here's my bad week it's a new review on our podcast do you actually read the reviews of course shocking please go make have you ever read the reviews never i can't read a bad thing about myself so i won't okay well this one's not bad about you the title of this is a five-star review better not be me love becca and jack kelty is insufferable and tries too hard luckily becca and jack are here to carry the podcast oh my god harry carrie i'm giving five stars because i like the content but the stars are not for kelty i saw this somebody posted in the facebook group it is so funny stars are not for kelty also none for you gretchen wieners also by the way uh me and

becca becca and i do not carry the podcast kelty carries the podcast we ride the two coattails of kelty's work yeah i think that the title of my unreleased memoir number two is going to be but the stars are not for kelty oh my god that's so that honestly she didn't even take a star off no five stars five full stars i love the content but the stars are not for kelty make it be known make it be known the stars are only for beck and jack who clearly carry the entire podcast that's amazing i love it great review um i'm gonna go my good week is since i have been um ripped to shreds recently about my toilet paper usage by ripped to literal um every time that i go pee now i think about how much toilet paper i am using and i have probably

used half the toilet paper that i usually do so i am saving the world because i got publicly shamed good as you should you toilet i'm glad i'm glad honestly i'm glad that jared also pointed it out i know he noticed i know well you know what it just it takes two but now i'm saving the world what's your squareage that you're using now i don't know i probably use like a you're still using seven squares that's a lot for a pee i need enough toilet paper so i don't have piss on my hand after i'm done wiping it's okay if you get a little bit of pee on your hand and then you wash your hands no a little bit but i'm not gonna like use one square and then have the pee seeped around in my hand you need to wait until the dribble is dry before you're are you currently you're

peeing as you're as you're wiping no well then you shouldn't need seven squares i don't need to go back and reevaluate it again you do you're still using idiot it should how many squares do you use like one maybe two one it should how many do you use it should already be depends on what i did but it should already be dry it's not yeah two to three no three i'm gonna be in fair three okay what do you do to pee i'm probably using like six now jesus it's final oh my god i'm gonna cut it down again i thought it was already bad okay okay my bad week is um so my apartment complex has a pool at it and i've been working by the pool recently because it's summer it's nice out whatever and the other day midday weekday maybe like a 2 p.m on a wednesday i go

to work at the pool and it was completely empty because obviously people have real jobs that they're at working imagine that and so i go to take a seat at the pool and like five minutes later this guy bro broseph with a backwards hat comes walking over sits right next to me right next to me when there are like 50 open seats at the pool and then proceeds to go on five conference calls in front of me screaming basically at his employees money get me the bands this right next to me like there are like ghosted at the other side of the pool did you get up and move No, because I was in the shade. Like, I needed to stay where I was.

But he was a douche. Got it. Don't sit so close to me, asshole. I cannot stand anyone conference calling in my vicinity. If I'm not on the conference call, I don't want to see you. I hate a conference call in general. I hate a conference call. Those are my bad weeks.

If I leave a conference call, it's part of my bad week. Me too. I don't want more than one other person on the phone. It's painful. Can I also tell you something? Who's going to develop the app where you can just hold the conference call codes and phone number oh my god because it's oh my god people are like here's the call in i need a full notebook yeah to write down the number plus the pin number yeah you click it and then it goes in

and then 75 numbers go in and you're it's just this is hard for us conference calls are shit i hate i hate them so much i can't wait until i have so many people that they all call in for me and they're like i'm on the line for kelty and they're like i'll get kelty and i don't have to ever dial the number wait as you almost threw up just then here's my bad week this is in no way shape or form shaming the establishment that i went to okay let me put that out you're gonna say the name no but like people will be able to figure it out if they follow me on social media or if they have been or whatever okay i was like you know i'm going to a wedding this weekend um i really want to like go to this one place and get a spray tan I didn't really want to go but I was

like you know it's been it's been about three years since I've like committed maybe it's gotten better since I haven't gone or maybe I've changed maybe your ph could change um ladies don't get a spray tan if you have psoriasis okay um they did a great job okay but like i'm a idiot it's my skin literally the condition that i have is that my skin in certain places exfoliates too quickly so it's spots that are basically two days later are white stark white and then the rest of me is a dark dark mahogany is this why you're wearing long sleeves no i mean at this point i scrubbed myself to death so i go to a wedding and i'm like god i'm such an idiot like what is wrong with me i'm 33 it's time to like know your know thyself know thyself i also just don't have the right

skin color for a spray tan even if even without psoriasis i don't care what your formula formula is made out of. You don't like a spray tan. I hate. I love one. It's so orange. Like, there's just nothing that a pasty white girl can... There's no tricking anyone. And it's in your fingernails. And even though the barrier cream is supposed to be amazing, it's like

the jig is up. Every time I'm at the beach or at the pool and there's a girl that walks by me, she could look amazing if she's Olivia Colpo but she has a spot at her ankle. I'm like, ew! I know, trashy. It's trashy. Yeah. So, anyways, aside from that, it was great. I went to a wedding

and I had to scrub myself to death because I had psoriasis. So I looked like I had a skin condition more dramatic than I actually do. I'm a dipshit. Ladies, don't make the same mistake that I did. Sometimes I see commercials for psoriasis. Should you be on that medicine? Here's the thing is there's no cure. Oh.

So it's like. It just helps you. It just helps. It's like acne. It's like, yeah, you can. Acne for your elbows. Do some. Do you ever get it on your face?

No, never. I mean, knock on wood. Okay, so there's my bad week. It was really traumatizing. traumatizing and it is hard to scrub off a spray tan i'm i have scabs from scrubbing you do the lemon now you have more psoriasis spread probably i can't spread but for next time if you use lemon and sugar or salt there's something with like the acidity really yeah it gets off way better idiot yeah my good week is that i got a message from one of the lady gang listeners

cecily all the stars for kelty no cecily um is a teacher and she just like was like hey i have this list on amazon like i'm a teacher for low income majority of low income i think or maybe all um and she's like here i get so much a year teachers we all know don't make a killing yeah and so she did all students come from low-income households all the students get free breakfast and lunch i also will provide morning snack for them i mean here's why this is my good week this woman is a teacher and she's like feeding these children reaching out to people for help creating an amazon list like it's a lot it's not like right that's no work at all but i'm like i'm really happy there's decent humans listening to our podcast no it's true and then you posted i

posted it and like a lot of the girls did she said that it made like a quite a dent in the list and it's just so nice but i just think aside from everything she sounds pretty great i think it's cool when teachers go above and beyond because they don't have to yeah she doesn't have to do that at all at all and she actually yeah she cares about her students and it's nice it's cool no my mom was a teacher and let me just tell you she spent most of her own like yeah you don't get any money if you want to have a nice classroom or like a good you know it's like they give you like the metal desk and that's it so if you want to have any of that stuff or like stickers or anything like you have to go get it and especially in like low income they're not coming with like

they're not coming with lunch right yeah i think it's so what is wrong with our country how are we making money and our teachers are not it is shocking that's the most ass backwards thing so stupid all right i mean well on that note let's sing a song happy now back to the lady gang our guest today comes straight from the atl as one of rap's greatest and most successful MCs. With chart-topping hits like You Don't Know Me, Bring Him Out, Live Your Life, and Whatever You Like, he's continuously remained on the Billboard Top 200

as a rapper, producer, and songwriter. Not only that, but he has worked with almost everyone in the music industry, including Drake from Canada, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Pharrell Williams, Robin Thicke, 2 Chainz, and Lady Gaga. With all of these hit singles, albums, and collaborations, I wouldn't be surprised if he owns another home somewhere else just for all of his awards. Please welcome to the show

A man with swagger I'm just trying to be the biggest nerd I'm wearing a tweed pant right now Introducing TI It's not going good Please welcome to the lady gang TIP, straight from the VIP I made that up

You guys have an ebonics dictionary Somewhere back there I see I like tweed Really? I have to go to a thing after I think she should Borrow your accessories yeah that'll match a tweed vest i had a tweed vest on but you have this nice tan color it was all right i have a picture i can show you okay oh let's see it and while you're pulling the

photo up you have a podcast coming out called expeditiously can you define please yes we need to know what that is oh my gosh you guys could have been twins he's got a little more swag than you yeah a little bit i'm working on my swagger but it's not great it's not gonna be great so So what's the podcast about? Well, the podcast is basically addressing topics, having interesting conversations with people who are fit on speaking on the direction of the culture. Just many different taboo topics, you know, relationships and finances. Oh, the most taboo. You know, all the, you know, then, you know, street politics.

Street politics. Yeah. Like, like right now, like the podcast one, politics versus expeditions. Yeah. Certainly. Certainly. Can you- Like three girls from the wrong side of Canada taking you on?

Wow. I'm for the pleases and thank yous. I don't know. I'm actually from Atlanta. Oh, yeah. So it's true. I'm from Atlanta, so we're on the same side of the street. Okay.

Probably not. Yeah. That's excellent. We peed in a girl's purse in high school for revenge, so don't fuck with Becca. Yep. Now, about the peeing in the purse. I can do it for you. Just give me a name.

It is the best revenge. She's for hire. Then we could hire more employees. I want to ask you, who is your best friend in the music industry? Because you have worked with everyone. Like, who do you want to call right now? I'm just kidding. You don't have to call them.

But, like, who's your best friend, you think? Who's my best friend? Who's your favorite person to party with? Yeah, and then who's your person that, like, you could tell a secret to? I would say pick you up from the airport if you ever needed to get picked up from the airport. Man, I don't know. I have so many. There's Nelly,

Killer Mike, Jeezy, Dave Chappelle. I mean, there's a lot. There's a lot. Over the years, over the course of 18,

19 years in the business, you tend to meet a lot of people. Who do you hate the most? I don't really have, I don't have the time, no time for that kind of energy. I love that. You know,

that's kind of like early, early first second third album you know now you're like what number album are you at uh just released my well i released my 10th last year wait can i go back to expeditiously and certainly can you define that for us and for our listeners that aren't as smart as you to do something quickly expedited gotcha oh yeah to do something quickly wow and so we will be attacking the subjects and covering the topics that affect our culture and community

expeditiously. Love it. What's your favorite topic to cover? What are you the most expertlessly at? That's not it. I've tried so hard. It's not it at all. I mean,

sex is always a good one. That's all we talk about. Sex doesn't get old. We've made, what, 300 episodes now about it's always sex yeah yeah trap music trap culture um i think you know the relationships yeah i'm saying to or not to do yes okay it's usually to do yeah to do the answer all right um what is the craziest thing you ever got for free being a famous person um like a car house a frank mueller diamond a diamond frank mueller what's that frank mueller

it's a watch oh it's a watch yeah it's all not the one that you're wearing no not this one that's just his everyday watch it's an automa uh thank you um but the frank mueller actually came i was i was at what is it uh one oak yeah in new york yeah and it was this um a prince a saudi arabian prince and he recognized me and he took his watch off and he said he said he wanted me to have it what god damn it i tried to give it back and he wouldn't take it you know what that's so crazy our mutual friend alex also was hanging out with a saudi prince and that prince gave him a saint laurent leather jacket that was like one of a kind off his back at a club and to be honest we're going to the wrong place i haven't been to one oak in far too long yeah the watch the

The watch is also a one-of-one. A one-of-one. He said his family was very cool with the Mule-less. So he could just go get his next one-of-one. I was at One Oak. All I got was the cold shoulder from Leo. What? Yeah, you know, like no one's giving me watches.

It's you're too old for Leo. You're in your 30s. This was like 10 years ago. Still too old. Still too old. Still too old. If you were above the age of 24, it's out of his zone. That's the only thing I've received at One Oak.

Well, you know, I subscribe to the policy. Exceptions are made for exceptional circumstances. Oh, so I'm exceptional. Well, that was if he would have made the exception. Not exactly. Since he didn't, you know what that means. Okay, well, I would like to tell a story about when I first realized I was in love with you. Okay.

It's when you were combing your hair, but you weren't combing anything in the Blurred Lines video. I don't even remember that. You were like, comb, comb, comb, comb, comb, comb, and you were just combing, but you had no hair. I don't remember. And I was like, that's f***ing cool. I don't even remember. You know you've made it when you can comb your invisible hair. You know what I mean?

It was like James Dean, but not. Anyway, did you have any idea that that girl, Emily, would like, she became the most famous out of everyone in that video. I think she ended up in Transformers. No, she was in Gone Girl. Gone Girl. Gone Girl, okay. And then just massive Instagram. Yeah, model.

Modeling. Famous. gigs i mean you know what man good for her absolutely i had absolutely no hand in deciding which girls would be there that's unfortunate so i can't really take any um you can still take credit no the director of that video was a woman the women were picked by a woman for your other videos did you get to pick the women have you ever picked the women only if i get there and i see it it's not you know that there's some it's like how do you do like a second casting call while the video's well you know i just think that

authenticity is big in what we do you know what i mean so a lot of times creatives or i guess you could say storytellers they may put something that looks best for the scene but if you actually observe the scene that wouldn't it wouldn't be that way right you know not that the girls aren't pretty enough or this, that, and the other, but it's just like sometimes it's too pretty. Sometimes it doesn't look real. So to maintain the authenticity, sometimes we have to make executive decisions.

Who makes the executive decisions in your relationship? You guys have been married nine years together, 18 years. Do you consider yourself the relationship boss? Boss? I don't know. I think I actually, I believe in the person with the best idea should lead the way. You know what I'm saying? Who is that?

Your wife. I mean, it's case by case. It depends on what we're talking about. How do you balance that, though? How do you decide? It's a little gut instinct. Got it. Yeah.

But I don't think that you can actually kind of come up with a predetermined person. You know what I mean? um i mean there have been times where i wanted to do things one way and then you know she made a suggestion that actually worked out to be the best suggestion um and vice versa and are you okay admitting faults or letting her take the reins i don't understand what do you mean is that the key to the longevity of a relationship um i think the key to longevity is not leaving oh wow deep i mean no it's true like i hated my husband most of last year i stuck it through and Now we're great.

You see what I mean? The roles and the, I mean, hey, babe, I didn't hate you, hate you. I just, like, wasn't a fan. But, like, you know, he's always like, you always talk shit about me on the podcast. I was like, I know. And he's still so great. Yeah, he is great. So, like, yeah, you got to roll with it.

Bad year, good year. That's right. Yeah. That's right. Okay. That's true. Okay. We want to know, based on what you've learned about us in the last five minutes, who you

think would last the longest without getting murdered in jail? Who would make it in jail? Yeah. Who would make it in jail? What level of security? The highest level. No, then we'd be in. Okay, maximum.

Okay. What do you think? I'll say her because she's been the quietest. Oh. I know the most things. Usually the ones that don't speak as much have a longer, you know, a longer run at it. Because I'm not going to get myself in trouble by saying a bunch of dumb shit. Well, I'm the Barbara Walters of this podcast, so.

okay you know i think becca would make the best weapons obviously sure well i can get that i can get that but sometimes having a weapon is what gets you murdered oh you become a threat threat my only weapon is urine i think that would also be considered like a biohazard yeah yeah yeah Probably. Toxic waste. Highly illegal. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so we're going to play...

Or in a quiet taste, depending on who you, you know. There's a whole market for that. People are into that. It's a genre. It is a genre. You should tap into it on Expeditiously. You know what? You should, and we have some great names of other celebrities that have asked us or our

friends to pee on them. Okay. We can hook you up. Let's hear about it. People love to be peed on. It is a thing. I'm telling you. honestly a delicacy someplace a delicacy i tried to pee in the ocean the other day and i couldn't

i can't do it to contaminate the drinking water it's already it's already you know the amount of microplastics in the ocean couldn't be worse than the the dumps it's true no you know they'd be lucky to drink my pee oh all right based on because you have a brand new podcast coming to podcast one and we are some of the og podcast this is like four years of podcasting now that's what's up we have nothing to show for it we've had 70 million downloads of our show that's kick-ass we're pretty thank you we're pretty big deal that's kick-ass and we wanted to train you and get you ready for podcast world okay like we need to make sure that you're up to date on your pop culture so we're going to be playing a game called called called called blurred lines or headlines

So I want you to tell me what you think about, it's not really a game, but just what you think about this pop culture, about these pop culture topics, because they're all real. Okay, here we go. Jay-Z reportedly is going to be in charge of the Super Bowl. What do you think? I think that diversity and inclusion, I don't really see a lot of fault there. I know lots of people kind of jumped to conclusions and were up in arms about it. But I think their point was mostly on the behalf of Kaepernick. And just seeing, be it as it may, he took a settlement from the NFL.

So to me, it's like all matters for Kaepernick have been resolved. That's to me. If he was still going back and forth with the NFL, you know. But nobody who sues a company or a corporation can expect to come get a job. After. You know what I'm saying? Although I tell him this all the time. When I speak to them, I say, man, for real, I think you're more powerful and stronger as a voice without the NFL being unencumbered because you have to deal with their terms and conditions if you sign their contract and, you know, play in their league.

So to be able to speak on the matters you want to speak on and, you know, do things the way that you want to do it without encumbrance, I think to remain independent and, you know, I think that that's just my opinion. No, I think you did great. Oh, thank you. That's a great topic for the pod. Absolutely. It's fabulous. Here's something a little easier for you. Okay, that was a hard one.

That was a hard one. No, I start... Well, listen, it's topical. People, when, you know... Okay, Kim Kardashian finally admitted that she owes her career to Paris Hilton. Because she was her assistant? I got nothing.

Doesn't she owe it to Ray J? Ooh. Ooh, the shade. The shade. We even got shady eyes from... Well, not owe it to him, but it was a 50-50 thing. Deal.

Well, she worked harder than that. 50 was involved? I wish. Oh, shit. Well, actually, good. If 50 is involved, then she should be richer. Hey, somebody owes him some money. I got a segue.

50 Cent. Do you have a 50 Cent segue? Lala Kent's boyfriend owes him money. Yeah. I have no idea. Somebody's always owing 50 Cent money. I have a 50 Cent story. Wow.

You say Lala what? Lala Kent. Remember that whole thing with her? Randy. What's his name? Randall. Randall, the producer, 50, like, tweeted out that he owed him money. Oh, yes.

He owed him a million dollars. What did that have to do with her? That's her boyfriend Randall So but that's his debt True It's his debt And this is what we talk about on podcast Whose fault is it?

Nah I mean but it's his fault for owing 50 cents of money Anybody money And choosing to buy your girl cars Instead of paying Posting on Instagram And flights and you know without If I see if you owe me some money

And it's a girl bragging about how many cars and jewelry and other accessories. I'll kill you. Where's my money? If you can afford to do that, you can afford to do this. True. Does anyone owe you money? Hell yeah.

Are you smarter with lending your money to people now than you used to be? I mean, yeah. I mean, I think that learning to say no is probably the most lucrative thing you can do. In life. To anything. Learning to say no.

Speaking of saying no. So 50 Cent threw a party in New York City, and he made Wendy Williams wait outside the party, and there's like paparazzi video of it, and he said, you can't just show up to my party if you've been talking about me. Bish, wait outside. Oh my God. I love it. What was she saying about him?

She always talks about 50 Cent. She always talks shit. She always talks about everyone. I would be honored. Well, I don't know if there's some kind of... Does she ever talk... Does she talk about you? Of course.

I guess. But you're honored, right? I mean, I try not to pay much attention. Okay. You know what I mean? But the laws of reciprocity are in order. There you go. Mm-hmm.

Okay, Lamar Odom, he said he's officially given up watching porn. It's been three months. I don't believe him. Neither do I. No. I said, no way. He wrote a new tell-all, and he's saying that he was addicted to porn, and now it's been three months clean. The man died in the bunny ranch.

You dig what I'm saying? I know. But also, Lamar, you can have porn. well it's probably the addict thing where he's watching it like 10 hours a day if you're using it responsibly use your porn responsibly I'm sure there's something you can have on your computer

to like shut it off after you've hit 3 hours a stop lot, 3 hours he's an addict Jack watches Jack watches at least 3 hours of Curb Your Enthusiasm every day so like 3 hours is what she likes that's a lot of porn

I'm talking about you have to be dehydrated after that Yeah. Okay. Geesh. I need some vitamin water. You need an IV. Yeah, bring it back to 50.

Okay, last one. This is a big hot topic this week. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have called it quits. I don't care. Same. I care so much. You do? Nobody cares.

Who cares? Nobody cares? Nobody cares. I do. I mean, probably. They care. Yeah, him and her. Barely.

Barely. But, you know. I don't think she cares. She doesn't seem like she cares at all. I feel like she's like, I'm free as a bird. You want me to be on your next song? That's Miley Cyrus' voice? Slightly better.

She thinks she has Miley Cyrus' voice. Miley has a great voice. If that's it, I think Billie might have passed her down and everything, but the vocals. I like her voice. You like Miley's voice? Yeah, I think she has a great voice. No, I said if that was the voice. Oh, no, no, no.

Yeah, no, that's not the voice. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Cool, cool. Don't worry. She's way better. okay when we come back ti is going to help you fix your life ladies and this is going to be amazing you're listening to the lady gang okay and we're back so we do a little like dear abby kind of thing where we fix listeners lives usually not that well but i think that hey man

it's the efforts what count yeah we try yeah it's not always great but we try it's the thought in the effort okay our first question comes from anonymous she says oh well they're not always anonymous well the problem was is that when we first started the podcast girls really wrote in and used the real name and we read the real name and then other girls on the internet like screenshotted it and sent clips to their bosses they were complaining about it got nasty yeah yeah bitches all right nosy bitches nosy bitches i should preface this with this is by no means a deal breaker i've had a lot of sex and have dealt with sweaty men before but my boyfriend compulsively sweats during sex he's bald so he doesn't have any hair to catch the sweat drops and a sweat drop

actually fell onto my face one time when he was on top of me i didn't let it kill the mood as he shrugged it off and said bald guy struck bald guy struggles but i also don't want to feel like a sprinkler is on me every time he's on top do you have any advice i don't control the thermostat in my room and i also don't want to do all the work and stay on top the whole time i also feel like it sometimes turns into a business transaction because all i'm thinking about is the fact that i will need to shower and wash my sheets since there's now a pool of sweat on the side of my bed that is an interesting question okay i i'll just you know go on record because i don't have much hair either i'll go on record by saying if all you could think about during that activity is sweat

on you the dick is trash nobody's ever complained about my sweating no my husband's bald I've never noticed the sex can't be that good if you're thinking about the sweat yeah the dick is trash is the greatest oh my god that you know if you're lucky you don't say you might get someone to catch it you know what i'm saying a third party huh a sweat catcher it's like a dream catcher that when you know the dick is gold yeah you know what i'm saying so do you think that she's just not with the right dude uh you mean because of the sweater because because she's focusing on the sweat no i think i just said it the dick is trash yeah the dick must be trash you know what i mean if that's what you're thinking about if that's all you that's the takeaway yeah yeah

need a new dick now I do you know listen the dick is trash but enhancements

enhancements exist could he have a a face towel near the pillow to do a a mid pump mop there are other positions that he doesn't have his face

on top of your face do the standing yeah what about doggy style doggy style doggy style spoonie sex you say who spoon

like spoon sex spoon sex he doesn't like it I do you do yeah you don't have to do anything you'd love to cuddle

You don't have to do anything. Again, if you're thinking about the work, you know, the main thing, okay, I want to do this position because I don't have to move. Sometimes my legs hurt. I have to do this exercise. That's literally all women think about. Yeah. We don't want to be on top because it hurts our legs. It's too much work.

Nah. I've never experienced these things. Because you're famous. No, no, no, no, no. You guys probably have an amazing sex life. Yeah, I bet. I mean, yeah. After 18 years, it's good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, usually when the dick is good, then the rest of it will kind of fall apart. No, it's true. Right. You know what I'm saying? When you got, nobody wants to go home to a soggy Johnson. You know what I'm saying? Oh, why did that just give me like the worst visual?

The dick is trash. You see what I'm saying? The dick is trash. Soggy Johnson. You know what I'm saying? You got a soggy Johnson. Nobody wants a soggy Johnson. I'm going to go to the second question.

The dick is trash. I think we settled it. I am nauseous. Okay, second question comes from Conflicted One. She says, I'm 25 and been happily married for three years. We live in the Midwest, so there's a stigma to marriage and babies. I know that I want kids, but lately I've been conflicted about the timing. I have a job that's really demanding with some late evening hours.

And not only that, but we have a house payment, car payment, school loans, and love to travel. We've talked about having kids this year, but I'm not sure what to do. if we have a baby i know i'll be happy if we don't have one i'll also be fine i have a lot of time how do i not feel the societal pressure of having kids and personally decide what is best for me um i i think that if you have to put that much thought into it that you you don't really you don't really want a kid you know i'm saying you're you know if you i mean life happens you dig what i'm saying and usually we roll with the punches and and you know based on what we want more out of life so if you want a child you want to start a family and that's what you want to

procreate and that's one of the things that you want out of life then that's what you're going to do and if not then hey man maybe it's not for you how many kids do you have seven seven seriously Yeah. Whoa. How do you come up with that many names? One at a time, usually. Sometimes. You have seven kids and you still have not Soggy Johnson sex.

How old were you guys when you had your first kid? Oh, well, see, now, my first kid is not necessarily by my wife. How old were... And her first kid isn't necessarily by me. Okay. My first three kids, not necessarily by my wife. See, I had three kids in two years. Wow.

Holy moly. Yeah, I got two 18-year-olds. Whoa. Yeah, project twins. Project twins. Yeah. What's that? You know, usually, man, when you're raised in the projects and you got, you know what I'm saying,

one child that was born this year, and then right around the corner in a different building, you got another child that was born this year. You know, three months apart Three months So that's what they call Project Twins Nice, I'm gonna do that I think you should Everybody should

Well, she's so young and really There's two choices as a woman You can either have the child or you can be shamed for being a cold Dead-hearted bitch the rest of your life By not having a child Yeah, that's not personal at all Every single day When are you gonna have a kid?

I've got tweed pants on, I'm a business woman I don't have time to have a baby. I'm doing business. You don't f*** up my blouse. Yeah, you can't f*** up. Don't f*** up your blouse. You don't want to spit on that wall. You know.

Who knows? The dick is trash. Damn. Well, I do have to say, this girl doesn't have to wait to even try to freeze her eggs for another, like, eight years. Yeah, you're good. You're, like, fertile for a while. Man, she's going to run into some good dick, and it ain't even going to matter. Yep.

You know what I'm saying? If you're thinking about all these things, then it must not, you know, you're not properly motivated. Right. You know what I'm saying? I think a good orgasm incentivizes people to do all kinds of things that they probably shouldn't do. Isn't that the truth? You know what I'm saying? Real truth.

Okay. Nothing about that. Last question. She says, I met my boyfriend through mutual friends. Is this an anonymous one? This is anonymous. I met my boyfriend through mutual friends a couple months ago. Okay.

Prior to meeting, he had recently gone through a divorce. We're about five years apart, and I just graduated college, so this relationship-slash-circumstance is new to me. Before we made it official, he slipped up and called me his ex's name. Me being understanding to his situation, I let it go. Well, six to seven months later, he did it again by accident. Both of our mouths dropped, and I didn't know what to say. He said it wasn't because he was thinking about her and that it honestly slipped out. I took a long walk and let it go once I got back.

of course he felt awful but this is but is this something I should worry about can any of you relate well okay so if you with someone they just got out of a long standing I guess you could say a very serious relationship

then because this has actually happened to me before yeah I lost a girlfriend like that were you were the one that was saying that how was everyone yeah you know uh i think and did you do it on purpose or was it just because this is the thing so the new girlfriend that i had she and i had never like argued like we always had a very chill space and a cool vibe um however my my previous relationship was with

my son's mother my oldest son's mom and all we did was argue so the first time me and my new girlfriend argued then i said my baby mama's name and she didn't like it and then um the next time we argued it happened again interesting and she left me for that yeah she left me for that that's insane that's not that's the stupid reason it's okay i've called my current husband my first husband's name sometimes. Like when? Like by accident. Like sex?

No, no, no. Okay, now that's when it's there. That's a deal breaker. Sex is the deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. Anything else I think is okay. Yeah, it's like you're, I don't, it wasn't out of malice.

No, your brain is, the synapses are like, you know, they're clicking wrong. Yeah, the frontal cortex. The cortex is not right. The dick is trash. The dick is trash. Look at these two geniuses

talking about fucking synapses. You know, and like, it's not working. Between the frontal cortex of the amygdala, I think, you know, somewhere. Yeah, that's where it happens. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You got the wires crossed.

Before we go, I know that one last thing I forgot to ask you that's on the page uncrossed out. Go ahead. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. I know that you're always working on these passion projects. Do you have one on the go right now? When you say passion projects? Like things to make the world a better place for other people.

Expeditiously. Mm-hmm. I think my podcast is probably. uh well aside from the museum yeah the trap music museum that's i'm pretty passionate about that um and we're going to expand the experience and uh make our footprint a little larger it's cool yeah very cool what about you what are your passion projects you know i'm um really into bullet journaling um i i am a firm believer in this this type of journaling what's bullet you bullet like the things you want to achieve and you keep kind of track of your life it's like

expeditiously journaling yeah oh you have a journal no it's not like a dear diary today we had ti on the podcast it's like charts graphs like every time i work out it's like thing and like like a mood board like in a book aggressively yeah uh okay how's that working out it's working out great okay um and i'm passionate about that i'm trying to read a lot of books this year okay how many well last year i tried to read over 100 and this year i'm trying to read 50 because i didn't get anywhere close okay what'd you read last year well the i read okay is this your podcast all of a sudden i'm listening i just want to know well i read shantaram did you read shantaram i did not it's like 1100 pages and then there's a follow-up book that's another it was

too long you should be able to count that it's fictional yeah but it's like it's really good it's about this guy who's really lucky and then he goes and lives in the slums in india and it's It's really wise Anyway the podcast is over We have to go You have to go do your next thing Alright no problem This has been great

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