LadyGang - Tommy Lenk

Episode Date: April 24, 2017

Tommy Lenk does it all - actor, comedian, Broadway star, and low-priced high fashion authority on Instagram (remember his "Beyonce At The Grammys" and "Lady Gaga at the Superbowl"? Yeah, THAT guy!)! So, he's dishing on Britney Spears, Madonna, Kristen Stewart, and Blake Lively, and sharing some deets on what it takes to make his amazing, one-of-a-kind replica fashion looks! He's also doling out some incredible life advice! One thing though, don't you dare call him Tom! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Things are about to change around here. Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. For those of you who have been living under a rock, we're the coolest. We're the coolest in town. We're the coolest gals around. Okay, I just definitely had a bunch of people turn it off.

Okay, we're really way cooler than that. I'm Becca Tobin, actress and blogger. Across from me, Kelty Knight. Cool. Coolest entertainment journalist in Hollywood. Cool. And to my right, Jack Vanek. Cooler.

She actually is cool, which is upsetting. and she is the clothing designer the brains behind jackmanic clothing which is cool which is cool okay um let's just jump in oh no no no we have a question yeah oh yeah what's the question what would your last meal be on death row oh have we talked about this no i don't think so either stuffed shells with ricotta cheese um a maple dip donut and like a case of diet coke ice cold oh my god mine would be so specific i know mine would be a platter of sushi french fries a bottle of rosé i knew you're gonna say rosé and a platter of chocolate chip cookies dang mine would be cream soda a juicy cheeseburger oh i'd add that a slice of pizza from carve

this pizza place in new york that i like just dream about and for dessert donuts donuts donuts and donuts and i think that's it okay okay perfect now it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no okay who wants to start i'll start because i need attention you um start 99 i'm like never start i know but both of you what are you doing right now both of you are looking at your list to see the notes you wrote down and i'm ready i'm looking for reference points i like to show photos jack's first okay i'll go first but don't forget my good yeah thank you okay i'm ready i'm ready to go fine kelty go um i met oh chip and joanna games oh my god i love them and i got like 2800 likes on my photo on instagram yeah because they're amazing and everybody loves them i gotta

tell you something chip gains is effing hot yes he's so like oh my god he's tall and he's not as chubby as he looks on tv i like a little chubby though no he's a little chubby but like he looks sometimes he looks super chubby on tv he's so cute and so nice and here's what happened they're walking down the carpet and they tried to escape and i was like chip and joanna i loved your book though like i'm yelling at them and they walked around and then they came back and they were like you're such a big fan we had to stop for you and i was like oh my god they're so nice joanna's colder yeah she seems like it on the show she's the cooler yeah like cold as ice not icy but like she's business chip is the fun one okay yeah bad week i'm so famous now that i have started to

have to make up stories about what I do for a living when I'm doing regular peasant things. Oh yeah. So I was getting my blood taken at UCLA and the woman was like, she's like, are you fasting? It was like 5 PM. I was like, yes. And I was like, I have to go to work at 4 30 in the morning. And so like, I can't like, I have to fast all day to get my blood done. How many people do you tell that you go to work at 4 30 in the morning? Everyone, like everyone. No, it's all my identity. That's all I have. Now that the show's going to be over, like who will i be if you actually start sleeping to like 7 a.m i'm not gonna have anything to tell people you might actually just set keep your alarm set what if your hashimoto's goes away

i but then i don't know it might i'll have nothing i know i'll have nothing what if your hair grows back and you're just a normal healthy girl it would be weird so what'd you tell her you did but no but the point was is that you have to have fast all day and it was 5 p.m and she's like are you fasting it seems weird that someone would come in and get their blood taken at 5 p.m from fasting all day and i was like well that's because i have to go to work at 4 30 in the morning don't know if you have you don't know this about me um anyway so she goes oh yeah what do you do so early and i said oh i work in the news and then i could see the like what news and then like all the questions about who your favorite celebrity is and i was she was like oh where do you work and i was

like i work the cbs morning news and then she was like oh yeah and i was like yeah i'm a producer and then she was like oh yeah will you work with ron and she's like ron i love him we watch him every morning and i was like i have no idea who's on the cbs morning news at five o'clock she started naming all her favorite anchors like this was her show she watches it every morning and i had no idea what she was talking about i was like i don't know like i work in the back room so i don't really like talk to the anchors who doesn't know who the anchors are like oh my god she probably was like there was a pathological liar sitting here today definitely so anyway that was it so i have to figure out what my story is gonna be and like really stick to it i like to

say i work in advertising because i think it's such a like safe like vague thing and and nobody's gonna be like what is that because like at this point you should know what that is or communications or something yeah you'd be like i work with brands and like you know influencers no because then that like brings up like the whole like what do you think of youtube yeah so i wasn't gonna be like well i have hashimoto's and i work at 4 30 and like i just got my hair grown back like you know i was trying to keep it simple with the lie didn't yeah well jack honesty is best um my good is it though because y'all just made a lot of fun of me for being honest about my honestly you were not you were not honest about your job the most important key to this is like who are you right

now you're like bill clinton avoiding like the real i did not have sex with that woman everybody forgot about sexual relations it's true um okay my good week is our favorite celebrity erin carter has a new song yep yep yep and how is it it's pretty good we need can we please get him and can we clear up once and for all if you were ever talking to him as a young girl i know i'm like did you make that signal to me on the today show in 1995 oh i'm liking it it's very bieber i'll fast forward to the yeah go to the hold on how much can we play 15 seconds three mississippi five six oh it is beaver okay it's like a poor man's beaver it is a poor man because the song it's good but then it's kind of like a beaver song if a beaver song never had a

chorus yeah okay like it's good so like not good but not what's your bad week because my weeks have been very bleak okay my bad week is i was hanging out with my friend and she was looking at her facebook and she's like oh my one of my co-workers posted like a weight loss photo and she looks at it and look at the toes on this scale oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god look at these toes i will never understand when people post pictures of their feet so there's this picture of a guy guy's feet on a scale and just talking about his weight loss journey his toes are gangly and long and look like they could stab somebody and they're like green and yellow so anyways it's disgusting i hate feet they're like my biggest fear in life even when girls post pictures

of like their fresh pedicures i don't want to see how cute your feet are i don't want to see them because they're never going to look good that up close and personal no people do want to see it well like famous fetishes yeah people who google for my feet exactly um the best part of this is like there's like 30 comments on this and this guy's like high up in this corporate world and there's all these comments being like those toes are nasty i'm adding tofu to my diet and like all this shit of just like straight up shit talking on this guy's feet that's nasty it was disgusting it's the worst thing i've ever seen okay well want to hear the worst thing you've ever seen no i hear the worst thing you've ever seen yes um so in new york zach uh was going to

barry's boot camp every day while i was going to fashion shows and while he was there one day he was with cara my friend cara santana who was on the podcast her fiance is jesse metcalf he and zach go to barry's together all the time so the boys would go do that we would go do our thing they um are there and this like girl they come back and jesse's like oh a girl gave zach her card and i'm like what because we're used to like girls throwing themselves at jesse he's jesse metcalf right you know what i mean i mean zach's hottie but he's not jesse metcalf not because he doesn't look like him but because he's not famous right um how to clear that up so he gets and i'm like what and he's like oh my god it's so stupid it's ridiculous she was just asking us if we've

ever tried this other workout place and we just thought that she worked for that place and so she gave us the card yada yada yada whatever and i was like was she pretty and zach's like no i mean she had a good body i'll tell you that like but she's not like pretty you're like i'm already throwing up and i'm like okay i'm gonna kill you so then later we were talking to our friends in the berries boot camp family i bring up this girl we make the connection that they know who she is they pull her up on instagram and i'm like not pretty she's a model and i'm not talking about a foot model i'm talking about a model for her face okay oh and a great body and i'm like mother like they lied but here's the best part this is this is bad yesterday last night we're laying on

the couch me and zach and somehow a trainer started following him that's also following her you know the rabbit hole that you fall into well i he hands me his phone and i i'm looking from his account and i forget it's his account and i watch this girl's insta story and she doesn't have that many followers so she's gonna see oh my husband watched her insta story so i'm like he's trying to get in oh my god she's gonna run around town being like this guy who's married is trying to get with me and he watched my insta story so you know what i did this is my good week turn it around i got on my phone from my instagram account and i watched her story because she's not gonna think like he's like creeping on her he's she's gonna think like

maybe at one point we were having a conversation about her he comes home and the good husband that he is tells me he was hit on we find her on instagram and we sit there and make fun of her together or maybe she thinks that like he was gonna be a sketchy dude and then you found out and like looked at all like it was back to back we were watching it do you think she listens to lady gang i hope she does and her name's sophia nothing against you sophia but he wears a wedding band and he doesn't take it off even when he works out so don't give married men your card there was no business on it either you guys it was just her name and her phone number oh snap

professional just like a panty smell oh what a snail trail smell okay so there we go scratch and sniff all right well

that's it what a week what a week what a week you're listening to the lady gang hi everyone for the first time

our guest today is an actor comedian and low price high fashion authority on instagram you might remember

him from such hits as Beyonce at the Grammys Gaga at the Superbowl or Blake Lively at the Golden Globes

with Chip Pockets. He's shot to stardom after creating lookalike fashion moments on Instagram from everyday household stuff and calling it Lenk Look For Less.

He's recently begun working with E, which is dope, and is actually more fully employed than all of us combined for legit just crafting out of crap.

It's bullshit and we're so happy he's here. Welcome, Tommy. That was an intro. That's the greatest introduction I've ever had, by the way. Yeah, we're so excited. Everyone says that when they come on.

She's like a, she's an intro queen. Because normally people are the laziest and they go on Wikipedia, which is full of fiction. Yes. And they're like, you were on Happy Days, episode three. It's like, no, no. So, okay. But this is, this is so intense. And like, I love that you identified all of my most proudest work, which people don't

normally. The Chip Pockets, in my opinion. Was a highlight. Freaking genius. There you go. Which is great. How many views does that have? 20 million.

Oh my God. Wait, hold on. It's a video? It's a video because I trick you and make you think it's a photo, but then I start moving. It's incredible. And I start eating the chips out of my pocket. Before we go on, let's say what his Instagram is because I know people are going to be listening and they're going to be like, I have to find it.

Who the hell is this? And they're going to get distracted. While you're listening, I'm going to look right now. They're going to drive off the 405. What is the Instagram right now? It's at Tommy Lenk. L-E-N-K. Yeah.

At Tommy. Very easy. Everyone. So basically what, if you guys don't know about this viral, I'm sure that you've seen him. He had a career before this, but clearly there's one path to stardom and it's like making fun of celebrities, which is the train we're trying to get on. And so basically what Tommy does is he goes and like when people wear ridiculous shit on the red carpet, he goes and then he gets like a garbage bag and an old tutu and like

some Cheetos and like makes flowers out of them and pretends he's Beyonce pregnant. And it's, I don't know why it's so funny. It's so good. Because when I look at it, I'm like, this is so stupid, but it's so funny. It's the dumbest. it's literally the dumbest thing i've ever done and the most joy i've ever felt and probably the most successful thing that's the thing it's like well tom and i were on broadway together we did do the broadway we did do the broadway technically we have formal training we are thespians yes

triple threats i would venture to say yeah uh but i think now we are equally quadruple threats with your fashion stuff and then our my podcast thing yes oh wow we are quadruple i'm super humans can we do like a hex i want to be a hex a threat okay we're gonna work on it i'll just start painting uh but it's seriously it's so funny to me because of all the things that i've worked really hard on like doing eight shows a week or doing the like one man play byron seller i was doing like a year and a half ago buffy the vampire slayer like of all the thank you yes um of all the things that i've worked really hard on this was not one of them but it's gotten the most mileage and i'm so i'm like great because i'm super lazy and i'm happy to do as little work as possible

And so at what point did E call and they're like, we like your Instagram, come be like our fashion authority on the live red carpet shows? And for those of you who don't know, what I'm doing for E is I'm basically live simulcrafting their red carpet. Which, I have so many questions. Okay. So you can, well, I don't know when this will be on, but it'll probably be over. But maybe I'll do more for them, which is I have to watch E's red carpet and then hopefully you guys watch with me.

I don't know. Or maybe you just looked at my Instagram and then you watch me making as many outfits as I can while the red carpet is happening. That's basically it. Do you get a tip off on what people are going to be wearing? How do you have all of those supplies? And how fast do you make it after you see something? for them i uh like i have some assistants and so then i try and do like at least five or six looks in the two hour thing so that we're just churning out outfits but those ones like i don't

try to make look as good as i normally do yeah throw it together right because sometimes it's funny when you just throw it together and it's just like yesterday or yesterday or the day before i put up one that's getting crazy the wiener picture my side peen yes um side peen what's that actress's name she's on westworld she's oh yeah yeah yeah she's really pretty and she's has a dress that reveals her entire side side boob side waist side thigh side every side side side by side by sondheim dressing on the side um i'm trying to find this photo and uh like it why did i bring that because you didn't how long you have a penis because i made no effort it was literally a pair of white tights

and I cut a hole in the crotch. You know how like dancers, of course, they wear the pantyhose as a shirt. Well, I learned that trick a long time ago.

So you just cut a hole in the crotch at the top, pulled it over and then cut a hole in the leg and then the other leg and put them both

on my one leg and then draped it over my crotch, my peen. And I made my own modesty pouch. Oh. But it doesn't look like

you're wearing a modesty pouch. Like I can almost see your penis. Well, I wanted you to be able to... Stacey, our producer's like, Mm-hmm.

Yep. Well, this is really good, though. Isn't it? I wanted you to know that, like, there is some, you know, it's there, but I didn't want you to see, like, the outlines or the details. Yeah, gross. Especially because it's such a thin material. Yeah.

Yeah, because it was literally just a pantyhose draped over my chest. Yeah, you'd see the deck. Have any celebrities reached out to you or commented that they enjoyed your shenanigans? I don't want to brag, but I did do a look of Stacey London from What Not to Wear. Yeah, love her. uh and she talked about it in an article she wrote and we've reached out and i'm having a coffee date with her on tomorrow so oh my god look at you tom i never would have thought this is how life is so insane like if someone had asked me while doing the broadway with tom i

would have been like well he's the one of the funniest people i know on the planet he's very talented but like this is how you're crushing life i here's the thing i i mean you i was i don't think you saw all my like craftiness backstage i did but you knew that you were always like very into like projects and crafts like i was always doing something yes and you have a lot of wigs and did i make you like come sing backup one i think i did a pro i think i did something with you and i was in like a really crazy wig i don't remember what it was a one was Is it a one-man show? I feel like I did some Britney song and you guys had to be backup dancers.

I'm so sorry. But you've – I apologize. I'm on her now. What I think is funny about this is that Becca is so into fashion. I mean, she's at Fashion Week. She's a fashion blog. But he's crushing fashion.

But, like, you're making dresses out of potato chip wrappers and you're more famous. Well, okay. Ouch. Can you take me with you? Because that's all I want to do now is go to fashion shows and no one's invited me to anything. Are you kidding? No one's so going to get invited. No one.

Put it out there. I'm putting it out there. But, like, let's go together so I can, like, ride your chip tails. I want to ride your shirt tails. Let's be a duo. Please. I will. Her name here first.

Also, when am I allowed to look you? Because I've just been waiting for the right outfit and the right moment. Well, I don't go to anything important. You don't wear anything, like, crazy enough. That's the thing. You have, like, you have such cute outfits that it's. Yeah. But if you have something crazy, give me a tip off.

You know what? That's what's going to happen. Okay, good. In, like, ten years when I'm working again. I'll let you know. you guys should go matching Tommy

do you think Ryan Seacrest is sexy or nah um I'm kind of into it why not is he he's not gay

correct he's straight yeah I have I have confirmation that he's straight hmm I'd hit that

you would you would yeah yeah you guys would be a good couple you would although it would be kind of like

a little too similar I was gonna say you guys are similar a similar type you know narcissism is great I know a little

but normally i like guys that are not me at all latino you know um just like i'm a rainbow dater i don't i'm just like rainbow i love everyone um wait what's he gonna say how like what is it like to be at e like are they cool are they snobby i don't know did you meet any kardashians well because in keeping in theme with what i like household high fashion like i haven't been to e They come to my house That's amazing They sent two executives To my house

For the For the Grammys And the same thing This weekend And they That's it That's out of my couch Dude that is the way

To do it Laziness That's fine Who pays for the supplies Do you get a budget I did get a budget For supplies Good

But I keep I don't want to use I try not to use Actual fabric Because that just seems Like cheating No It has to be something

Unconventional That you would find Around the house Which I've extended To like party supplies stuff like that but normally it's like stuff i get at marshall's and ross i love a yoga mat i saw you use something very creative the other day and i forgot to make a note of it was it a shower curtain i've used a lot of shower curtains uh what's the weirdest thing you've used

weirdest thing i use a lot of safety breathing masks for for the boobies um the weirdest thing I used, um... Oh. Was the all, sorry, was the edible, the all edible Sarah Jessica pasta look. Oh. Which is one of the first ones I did. Did she write you about that? She's big on Instagram.

Did you tag her? No, she didn't send, she didn't reach out. She does weird things on Instagram. She'll just be like a picture of the hem of her dress. Yeah, and being like, thoughts. Oh, no. She gets real deep. She's so deep.

This was my favorite, the Lily Collins. And the photo shoot where she's in like a half bathing suit, half gown. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Your body is almost as good as hers. I was going to say, I know that you've been getting thinner and your body's looking great. Look, I'm trying to get back to my Broadway weight. I know, but is it because you have to wear these red carpet gowns now?

No, it's because I'm single now and I'm trying to get laid. And because gay people are so shallow. And I don't want to get hate mail because of that because not all of them are, but a good portion of them. I include myself in that, I guess. yeah um so i just uh like a year and a half ago i just finally was like i don't get anything done at the gym by myself i'm going to this training mate place which is now on that no body what's it called revenge body anyway i've been going there for a while anyway the i always i have to put this out there i always look with love i like to say look because like i'm not totally making

fun of them i'm i'm it's more of an homage to me because i do love fashion and but i don't know a lot about it and so i think that's why when i look at it like i look at lily collins in that bathing suit and it looks like she's wearing like a blanket to me and so of course that's like what i make her outfit out yes um but you know sometimes i'll get haters i'm like oh my god she's the nice lily collins i'm like i'm not making fun of her i think it comes off i'm just making fun of her out of respect and like it's like all good fun. I agree. I would be honored. I would be honored. Even if I didn't know you.

Ooh, you could do Kelty. Look, I'm gonna have to do all three of you now. I'm gonna have to like superimpose myself onto a thing. Oh my god. The fourth member of the Lady Gang. You're gonna make us so famous. I will say, I keep tricking you I will say I was making fun of Mariah Carey, but she

That's okay. She wears lingerie for interviews for her e-shows, so that's fine. She can handle it. She knows what she's doing. Mariah does not care what you think you don't give a F Mariah doesn't care also when you have that much money I think

I think it's funny when you have that much money and that much access to like high fashion when you just choose to look like garbage like that is an amazing that is an amazing but also why would you want to wear clothes like she has not worn clothes in a long time no it's true

she only wears lingerie she knows her place she loves her body and i love that like i wish i could love myself that much yes she really does speaking of garbage did you see the uh the most how do you pronounce moschino machino did you see their horrible that went up yesterday i think he literally must be following you because his stuff it was a whole fashion show made of garbage there was like kendall jenner was wearing a cardboard box hat. He copied you.

I think he copied me. Jeremy Scott's still doing it, right? Yeah. And like, Hadid was wearing a dress made of watches. No. Oh, I saw the watches.

But who's going to buy that? You want a collab or what? I know. I think he just totally ripped it off. But that's not the first time. Remember they ripped off the graffiti

for Katy Perry's Met Gala dress a couple years ago? That was someone else's art that he made the print and it was like, whoa, look at that graffiti print. But it was a rip-off.

Whoa. That sucks. Do you think you could get to the Met Gala this year? I think you could for Eid. Could someone please send me to the Met Gala? You need to be there.

That's your space. On the red carpet. I'll bring my supplies and I'll do it right there. No, it's horrible. It's the worst carpet of the year. There's no space. Have you been?

Have you been? Many times. I will give up my spot for you. There would be no better outfits than at the Met Gala for you. Well, that's how this all started. Just as a joke to myself, I thought,

well, let me see how many... It started with Solange's dress at the Met Gala last year. And then I'm like, Okay, I'm going to see how many I can do this week. And then here we are months later, and I haven't stopped doing it. All right, when we come back, we have this very special game to play with you. Okay.

Okay, what's going on? Now, here's the Lady Gang. Okay, this is a game I prepared called Look or Puke. Look or Puke. Yeah, I was trying to do a rhyme. It wasn't, like, perfect, but I'm doing my best. Okay, so we're going to talk about the fashion of celebrity, most famous celebrities in Hollywood.

and if you enjoy their fashion if you're like i think it's a yes then it's a look okay and if you're like i cannot stand your fashion it's a puke okay got it here we go let's begin j-lo look look look it's a look yeah it's a it's a quadruple isn't it she's so hot i saw her fashion in the 90s was just the shit what i am so shocked by is that her versace dress that was like naked naked the green one yes yeah like everybody was up in arms but i feel like since then bitches have not put their clothes back on never like nothing is shocking anymore but she was the first to really wow you and lil kim but you know what i as i was looking at most uh popular oscar dresses for the preparation of this weekend who was at first did it was share was too big

of course she was wearing you know serving body oddy oddy realness that was just her vibe, though. I feel like she was always like that. Nude. Yeah. Just like a nude illusion look. Okay. Blake Lively. Oh, hell to the yes. That is a look.

I'm going to say it's a look, but I don't feel like it's authentically her. When I look at her, I think you have an amazing stylist. She styles herself. She styles herself. She does? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah. So she goes and pulls items at showrooms. She doesn't pull it. They send it to her. Gucci, get me that dress.

okay anybody could look good but here's the thing it's like if they're sending you stuff they're not going to send you garbage they're going to send you like the best in the line so she's really not but i think she's i remember years ago reading the article about how she was styling herself from like the get well she looked like garbage before now before she was like an a-lister she looked like garbage so that's exactly how we should judge her so so it's a puke for me it's not a puke it's just a look but i'm not gonna like give her any credit i feel like i don't feel any of her in that stuff well as one of my muses i definitely look with love with her uh pocket chips was an inspired moment for her to wear that dress and i know and i know she's seen it and i'm

yeah because i've worked with her sister recently stop robin who's hilarious and amazing you should have her on um uh she played teen witch i don't know if anyone remembers that but oh yeah okay yeah anyway they've been doing some like sister friend times front row of the fashion shows yeah in the last couple weeks. That's how you gotta get in. And they have been looking fierce. Yep. I can't believe I just said fierce.

And I can't get out. Is that word retired? Mm-hmm. Jack. I agree with everything. Puke or puke. Luke. So like Luke.

But like, I don't really care. And what about you? I appreciate her pregnancy stuff. I appreciate her. Her pregnancy stuff is cute. I appreciate her. It's like a snoozy look. Mm-hmm.

Like it's like, yes, but I'm bored. Yeah. I mean, I can't even think of anything she's worn. Mom is offended. Next. No, I'm just a fan. And I, Blake, if you're listening, I support you. Madonna.

We support you, girl. Madge. Okay. Oh, God. I love and support her, but her style as of late is going to get a puke for me. Ditto. No. Puke.

Thank you. Madonna? Uh-uh. Puke. Yeah, sorry. Evita-era Madonna. Oh, yeah. Look.

That was chic AF. Yeah. Yeah. Ray of Light. Oops, I didn't know I couldn't talk about sex. Erotica Madonna. Yes. Look.

Current Madonna. No. Puke. Isn't she wearing like cheerleaders outfits and stuff right now? That was like when she did the Super Bowl. I think the problem is she's still doing this like I'm wearing black fingerless gloves. Yeah. It's a lot of black.

Black leather. It's all black all the time. And none of it seems fashion forward to me. Yeah. What she wore to the Met Gala was just. No, it was not a problem. I'm inspired. But I love, you're right, Ray of Light Madonna.

Or wait, what was the country Madonna? Oh, music. Music. When she had like the cowboy and the rhinestone? That was a good look. Come to give. A rhinestone cowboy hat? It was good for the times.

Remember the cowboy shirts? I just found mine recently. I'm like, oh, you can't wear this. Yet, until you do Madonna. Yeah, you can. Oh, true. Next, Kristen Stewart. I'm going to say look.

Me too. she's such a like careful not to eat lesbian because some people like hearing me in the mic no like four people it's kind of sexy they're so right everybody actually hates it not everybody how often are you eating into the mic every week come on step up the quality of this podcast like six high-strung bitches who write us every week fine everybody in the meantime um kristen stewart i'm gonna give her a look because i think that she that looks like something she would put on herself that's when i have a big problem when i feel like somebody is not wearing something that like their soul would wear right and like she's just such a like cool like lesbian chic tough

bitch and also it's like almost like i don't really care because i've walked so many red carpets like i don't have to try but i still look chic i'm into that i've kind of appreciated that about her like the entire time it's like she does not give a shit it doesn't have to be like a moment and she'll wear like jeans and a t-shirt on a red carpet and like doesn't care i appreciate that not trying to be what she's not i'm sorry for me it's a puke if you're not excited about yourself how am i supposed to get excited about yourself but she doesn't have to get people excited about her anymore that i so agree with you because she's i love that she's like i just do so many red carpets that like i just like whatever and like she's the type of person who

like could continue working the rest of her life and never walk a red carpet and she'd still be famous but also she takes so many fashion risks which i appreciate like it's just very she'll wear the weirdest stuff and it looks i think what you said like it looks like her soul would wear that she seems like she's enjoying it and i know she's seen what i did of her and i think she had a good sense of humor about it so she seems like it uh michelle williams oh look look she's so chic puke really i just like i get it you love to dress like a hobo like i get it like i don't know but i think when she's like dressed up she's less hobo and more just like really cute like parisian chic she does have a parisian chic vibe yeah i'm gonna give her a a look though the one outfit i

did of hers to me was it was just looked like a white t-shirt with a belt around it that was it was a little sort of too minimalist for me but i do love when she does the sort of fancy lady night on the town wait so you did do the chokers of award season have been a no for me i don't think you can do a choker she's done them all award season velvet chokers with every dress really and i'm like i did that insider stag out on chokers like two years ago it just seems yeah i'm into her haircut i know i love it also because she's like the most perfect face that's another one where you're like, your face is so pretty you don't even have to have hair.

How is that possible? I don't know anybody with a face that pretty. Her face is so symmetrical. It's super symmetrical and it's just like a little pixie face. Perfect lips. She did enhance that face. She did. So let's not give her too much grunt. What do you mean? Heidi Klum.

She had a nose job. Did she? For sure. Look up Dawson's Creek, Michelle Williams. Okay. Heidi Klum. I feel like a snooze on that one too. Puke. Though I will say her halloween costumes her halloween costumes are looks i love her fashion it's a look for me i feel like she's always dressed as a showgirl or an ice skater and it's very entertaining entertaining ice skater uh well i'm gonna say oh god i do love her and i desperately want to be a

judge on project runway for the unconventional challenge just putting that out there uh i think her style is rock the boat tom it it's a little it's like a it's like it's not a full puke it's like a like i just like you puked in my mouth a little bit yes a dry heave like do you know if she has a stylist i think she probably does or she might just call people because i just feel like because i've been looking at a lot like the stuff that comes up the most when i google her it's not i don't know it's just it doesn't seem safe so it's safe or it's like cachet remember that store cachet in the mall yeah where everyone got their like prom dresses yeah she always looks It's like she's wearing cachet.

No! Yes, because there's always, like, a sparkle or, like, a sheer panel. Did you say Windsor? I said Charlotte Rousey. Oh, yeah. Rousey? Is that how you say it? Okay, last one.

Love Charlotte Rousey. Last one. Britney Spears. Oh, God. Oh, my gosh. I don't know where to go with this. I don't know, because the only fashion I know is that her—I love the costumes for her show.

Yes. I love the costumes for her Vegas show. Yeah. Those are amazing. They're great. that the like sparkle illusion new the sparkle new delusion yes sparkle new delusion it's everything we've ever wanted and when's all i've ever wanted a drinking game for me now anytime i say new delusion uh i love what she's doing in costume but i actually haven't seen enough of her

red carpet or like fancy stuff does she go on do you think people don't want to dress her like big designers because she's never wearing like a valentino gucci like she's i think she i think it's a combo of that i think it's that they know she doesn't really get herself she doesn't put herself together very well on a carpet because again she doesn't have to yeah but like i know someone who's done her hair in the past and they said that she has a very strict time limit and that is why her extensions look so bad because she can't sit there for longer than like they give you like an insanely short amount of time wait for the red carpet to do for anything so like the extensions take extensions normally take like six hours and they gave i think

like 45 minutes well can't they style the extensions on the wig on the wig block and then just clip them in i think she has individual ones it's individually like fused and so like that's why hers always looks so bad because it takes hours but she only can sit there for like 45 minutes i've heard that before she like freaks out yeah she freaks out but think about she probably i understand why she feels that way if she's been sitting there getting poked and prodded like her entire freaking life she really doesn't have to i wouldn't do it either i know i think that that's such a common theme that a lot of i know so many actors if they've been doing it since they were a kid like they don't want to it's not fun it's not fun for them whereas me i'm like

touch my face with that soft brush i love getting the makeup on my face i've had my makeup and hair done six days a week for now many many years in a row without any break like in tv shows you take a hiatus and you go to y for a minute and then you like a bomb yeah and i and then in addition to that there's like a guy with his hands down my shirt every day miking me and then there's like a lighting guy with the lighting thing and at any one time there's like five to six hands on me and i will say that i don't want anyone to touch me yeah like i i have my makeup artist can do my face in 25 minutes and when i get i have to go to new york and do my makeup artist there and it takes an hour i'm like oh my god why is this taking so long start losing it you start losing

it so i understand britney i think she could do better on the fashion it's a puke for me she could do better i can't remember a dress that she's worn in the past like five years like she doesn't But you remember that toxic outfit. Hey. Hey, girl. All right. When we come back, Tommy basically taught us how to get famous really fast on Instagram, which means he's my idol.

So he's going to help you figure out your life. What? Hey, ladies. Ask the Lady Gang. Oh, my God. You are Kelty's hero. You are. All I want is Instagram fame.

Look, I'm so relevant right now. You're so relevant. We're so irrelevant. We love that word. It's so relevant with women ages 18 to 25. Good for you. Oh, my God. That's the age.

Which is the prime market. Sweet spot. Actually, no, sorry. 25 to 35 is the biggest one. Really? Because they have money. Because they have the money. That's where the money's at.

What are you going to be selling? Yeah, what are you selling? You need to sell something. You need to make a book. First, I want to do the look book. B-E-W-K. Yeah. I do want to have merch.

because I think it would be hilarious to have sort of an ironic fashion line now that this is all happening. So I think I'm going to start with like shirts that just say fashion. Yeah, cute. Stuff like that. I need, if there's a, you know, if anyone wants to do like a capsule, a length look capsule collection. Yes, call them.

You know that like ravers will buy that shit. Yes. Yes. Like you can actually make a lot of money. I want a fashion t-shirt. Okay, I'm going to make it and you're getting the first one. Yes! Also I love when they do like this like a like a length look plus versus you know when they have like a plus in the middle of it it's like a cola oh yeah collabs

yeah collab i love a cola you're gonna get a cola capsule i feel like there's a jackmanic let's do this done because i don't know what i'm doing i have all the ideas you guys could really crush this i'm obviously artistic and creative oh i'm super excited okay we're taking a royalty where you're agent yep great yeah i'm gonna get a commission because i'm you know jewish well you you started the idea thank you how about a june moss um collab collab with link look yes okay i'm into it it's a puke for me on that note if you guys want 20 off of jack vanek.com you can code use code lady gang and fashion shirts to be sold soon oh my god so for this part of the podcast we're gonna have we have

people write in their life's burning questions and you need to help give them the most decent advice you can think of i'm a decent person i know the bar is low the bar is super low stress we don't give good advice yeah great ready first question comes from beth beth says my best friend told me the other day that she would never get back with her ex because he was in jail and then she got back with him it was really annoying for me because of the simple reason i told her that if she ever if she ever got back with him i couldn't ever trust her again i don't know how those are mutually exclusive what can i do do i try to confront her again about it or just tell her to get on with her life please please help oh god beth your friends are gonna do stupid stuff

yeah right for like many more years so many years they're gonna date the guy in jail they're gonna go back to the guy in jail that only has a microwave and a cupboard you know they're gonna you know it's just you either have to be the kind of friend that's ride or die sorry orly shaking you either have to be a ride or die friend or you have to realize that you're not someone that wants many friends now i realized early on in my life that i hate almost everyone and so i can have a lot of acquaintances and very few best friends because when my best friends do stupid stuff i get righteous and i am like that's against the rules i can't be a friend anymore you just have to decide what kind of person you are and it's okay if you don't want to have any friends

yeah are you gonna say something i just think like i know i have moment i have my those moments too where i get very righteous but then i'm kind of like has every one of my life choices been amazing and godlike and perfect and holy certainly not so i think as in the words of vicky gumbelson don't judge me unless you're perfect yes mic drop i gotta get my dog right now uh time tom as as someone who um has i'm the oldest okay uh i would say that like i what i've learned about life is that your friendships change and people show them their true selves to you sometimes and you just have to be willing to know that people come and go into your life and sometimes that person will come back but it's okay for you to say like i can't be around that energy it's not my thing and

you know not be mean about it but you know just do what's right for you yep right and i've i've actually had friendships like this where you know my friend keeps doing like the dumb thing over and over and over again and i try to give the advice over and over and over again and there comes a point where you just realize that like maybe they're not going to take it yeah and maybe they're going to keep being masochistic and doing the dumb shit that they say that they're not going to do and you don't have to trust this friend like they if you don't want them to be a close friend of yours like just you know keep them at arm's length and keep it moving keep it moving boy bye okay our second question comes from cc cc says i'm 24 years old and i just moved in with my boyfriend

money is a bit tight for both of us right now for valentine's day i told him we're not going to get each other presents then when the day came i didn't get him anything and i wasn't expecting anything in return i made him a card and figured he would have at least done the same he was in art school so making a card isn't so far off i obviously had to play it cool and say i don't care about all that stuff i don't want it to bother me but it does more than i was expecting i think the reason is because he did the same thing for our anniversary where i got him a small present and card and he didn't get me anything not even a card am i pulling putting too much weight into this or should i say something to him cc oh god guys are so dumb and if you say i don't

want anything guess what you're getting nothing i i can't stress this enough you can't be like i'm a cool girlfriend we're in money's tight i don't need anything in the back of your mind hope that he like gets you a card and roses and flowers and oral sex like you have to say specifically you know what money's tight let's not do presents but like a card would be nice right guess what he'll probably get you a card if you say that but like they can't read our minds they really can't read our minds straight bros cannot pick up on subtleties and unspoken truths they don't know about this they don't know how and when a woman recently explained to me that um most women don't come to completion from the actual are we allowed to talk about that the penetration that is actually

from the torus yeah and i just wait what can what and i don't need to know this because i don't have to participate in that but it was i'm like i don't think straight men know this can you guys tell Oh, they can't orgasm unless the clitor. Yeah. I think a lot of people don't know. Some girls can. Some straight guys don't know this. And it's like, it's the same thing with Valentine's.

But like, they don't, they're not going to, they're not going to figure out where your clit is until you tell them, this is what I need you to do. You have to write them a roadmap. You do. So give them the map. Yep. No, and you've dealt with this before. I remember you've talked about it on the podcast where you had my 30th birthday.

I was like, I'm so down about turning 30. Don't get me anything. And then my husband got me nothing for my 30th birthday. And I was so mad. And Chris is the nicest guy in the world. And so then. Like would never do it to be like petty and weird. Yeah, then let me tell you.

Then the next year, I'm reading Vogue. And I rip out a YSL bag. And I was like, I love this bag. And he got it. He keeps the picture for our anniversary. Guess what I got? That exact bag. Same color, pattern, everything.

Men are stupid. They're so stupid. Tell them what you want and you'll be happy. That goes with everything in your relationship when it comes to communication. Like, don't think that he's going to read your mind if you're sad or upset. Like, tell him because they're dumb as rock. Communicate honestly, truthfully. Oh, God.

And all the time. All the time. And all the time. Because guys love to talk. They love to talk about their feelings. Oh, I wish. Okay. Our last question comes from Anonymous.

They say, I have this friend and she got a boyfriend within the past year, which is totally fine. my issue is that whenever we hang out with him nine times out of ten she brings sorry my issue is that whenever we hang out in in town in town that's weird okay my issue is whenever we hang out in town nine times out of ten she brings her boyfriend i don't know whether she's inviting him or he's inviting himself but we often go to a coffee shop and i just feel so awkward and like a third wheel and it's beginning to really annoy me her boyfriend is nice but i feel really awkward around them i'd love to hear some advice about this i wish i could talk to your friend right now don't be that girl right everyone that's writing in is the person i want to be friends with

and like all their friends about the people that we don't yeah their friends are the garbage people right i don't like them i think that uh i think that no it's a no for me um hard pass on that friend i think that you you just have to communicate and be like listen i would love some girl time i want to talk about my period and like things that i'm not comfortable talking about your boyfriend in front of i like him he's nice he's great but like you know can we leave him at home also and here's another solution like if you maybe you're dating someone or maybe you want to date someone so like find a rando guy and like bring him along and double date and then have the guys go have guy talk you know girl is there anything more so than when you're first dating

someone and you bring him into a couple that's like been together forever like how'd you guys meet and like oh we met on tinder and like oh we met in the south riviera seven years ago and we've been in love forever we have a house and three babies and you're just like we've been dating for two and a half weeks yeah it's so awkward and you're like well we could be and then like they're jealous of you because you're having like hot cocaine sex yeah you're you know when you first meet someone and you're like and then like two years later like i'd rather actually just do the dishes wait okay i'm single right now it goes away okay are any like people married for like a few years

are they is anyone still having sex people are still having sex just probably like once a week and a lot of people and a lot of people are not some people are not a lot of people that have been married in in just the people that i know that have been married for like a couple years it's like going to the gym it's like oh god you gotta do it so it's like you pay someone to force you to do it because that's what i do is that what sex should be like you pay someone i think that's called a prostitute oh shit um well on that note let's end it on prostitute yes um tommy well you call him tom so i don't know if i'm supposed to call you tommy but you're like i like tommy you know what's hilarious is that i was forced to start going by tom in middle school

because i think they were trying to butch me up no i love tommy and so i but my whole life i was Tommy and then I accidentally took Tom as my SAG name so I've been stuck with it. So I kind of love that I get to go back to being Tommy again. Tommy's the bomb. Okay, tell us one more time where everyone can follow your shenanigans on the

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