LadyGang - Vanderpump Rules' Katie Maloney

Episode Date: February 27, 2024

The leopard print-wearing queen of our emo hearts is here to make her Ladygang Podcast debut this week. Katie Maloney is talking all things Vanderpump Rules and Warped Tour, and we make her manifest her next man using the same quiz Jac Vanek did to meet Jared! Check out our great sponsors!! KiwiCo: Get 20% off your first month with code LADY at kiwico.com/panda  SuperCuts: For a smart hair experience, walk into Supercuts, or visit Supercuts.com to find the salon nearest you! Progressive: Quote your car insurance at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust Progressive!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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but only with the code RESET at factormeals.ca. Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin, here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello.

Are you testing your sound still? Yeah, sometimes testing. Ooh, that's pretty epic. Testing, one, two, three. Thank you so much. Great. Callie likes it, too. Oh, God.

She needs to get out the fuck out. Oh, Callie, you're getting so great. And she's very shaggy, because I'm trying to grow her out. I'm playing a game called How Old Can I Make Her Look? I just want her to be like, she's been shampooed and stuff,

but she just, I want her to be real scruffy. She's definitely grandma era right now. I know, right? She's so cute. Oh, I love it. What a gal. All right.

You guys ready? Yep. it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no can i start because mine is bravo related sure yeah okay so um well first of all my good week is i said bravo related and then i'm my good week is that i fixed my email i want to thank the lady game community what i no longer am deleting emails i've learned about folders i switched my entire life over to the mail app on my computer like everybody else on the planet i will now be able to go through and look at old things thank you for your service jack yeah and becca and the lady gang community but here's my bad week and it's

bravo jason so recently we had kyle richards from housewives on e-news as a guest kyle is best friends on the planet with justin sylvester who's the host of e-news and he used to be her assistant like for years and they are so close and and i'm a been watching housewives now for many years so have followed her story i follow her on social media and then justin is he doesn't talk about her like he keeps everything very close to the vest but justin's a facetimer so a lot of times when we're in glam or he's in his room and like the walls are paper thin he's on the phone with her okay i hear and see justin talking to kyle all the time and sometimes i'll be like you know hi kyle and she's hi you know like she's not i made the classic celebrity mistake i thought kyle

was my friend i really thought she was my friend i thought she knew who i was i thought we were very close even though i've never really met her before like she's one i mean she's one of those people i i think we had her on the podcast but she was zoom yeah so we didn't meet in person yeah and like i know everything about her life and she came into e-news and her and justin were hanging out before the show so i didn't really see her and then we go to do the interview and i was like by the way i just like i can i really have the same thing with my husband where like he's just not trying and i was like and she was like oh and i and she was like it's great to meet you and i was like ah i just had such a meltdown of like i assumed i assumed we really knew each

other because I know everything about you celebrity but it does not work both ways parasocial relationship it could also be that it really threw her to hear you say that because by now it's so old for her yeah I know and that's and aren't they just totally split by now like he's been seen with other women allegedly I have no idea like I there's a feeling in my heart that they're gonna go back together and I just I've been watching and like I'm watching week to week and so but i did that i know better listen at bravo con i for sure feel like throw the stuff at scandival because it's brand new for us yeah but it's like old hat for them they're like we don't we don't even we know the latest you know yeah and even katie says that when we're talking

to her in a little bit she's like you know whatever happens it's like six months or eight months behind i know this i know how the sausage is made so the fact that i went up to kyle to start talking about something that she just talked about on an episode when she's like i'm not even watching it back it's like too much and i was just like oh my i'm a fan girl like i gotta get my shit together i gotta play it cool and then the fact that it was justin's like best friend on the planet she probably was like what up with that girl you know i'll get a full report for you justin will tell me the truth but like i'm so embarrassed for myself kyle richards i apologize good thing is she probably doesn't even remember for sure things people say to her on a daily basis

are probably so weird and so insane that it didn't even track for her like yeah it's fine and in your defense it's it would be really hard to every day have to talk to someone you don't really know thank you know but it's also like a chaotic scene it wasn't i could have gone to her dressing room and been like how are you doing the season's crazy are you watching oh my god i love well i love this thing you said like it's very relatable but instead i did it when there's 97 people around someone's reaching down each of our shirts micing i was excited because i'm always excited when it's someone that like i watch their show because i do have to talk to a lot of people And I try to watch and read everything, but like, I can't always, I'm not an expert in

many things, but if it's drag race and like a couple of the housewives, I'm like, Ooh, I really, I don't even need to look at my cards. I know exactly what this is. Yeah. Anyway, she was lovely. She's so beautiful in real life. She does her own makeup. Yeah.

Crazy. She's so good. She's so good at it. Yeah. Most of the time. Wow. Good for her. Yeah.

Um, I'll go next. Okay. Okay. A couple of weeks ago, you know, when I was talking about dinks and heavies, so I posted about it on Instagram and I asked all of our lady gang community to like, send me what they are and like some of the answers are amazing so i wanted to share them um dildo dual income little dog owner which i loved oh bank broke ass no kids oink one income no kids dill bow dual income little bunny owner died decent income lots of debt raisin decent income income oh yes

no there's no e i don't know how that one worked okay that'd be dilled dilled but decent income little debt is that's true um raisin retired and i'm spending it now sluts sexy lady under tremendous stress oh am i a slut yeah frank fake rich and no kids loved that wow because i feel like that was like our entire fake rich yeah our entire like late 20s early 30s um dick dual income countless kids uh mice money in california evaporates that's like where i'm at right now oh shit um smash solo mom and solo hustling wow which i love can't decide if i want to buy a house with a garden or do van life or move abroad which had like 200 likes on it so people were really like resonating with it um hobots hanging on by

a thread me too swift and you know there had to be like a swifty reference somewhere surviving with irritable bowel syndrome irritable um fuels toddlers i'm that was a typo on my end i don't know if that was um packwob pets our kids because we're broke and cafe children are expensive wow and then there was also one that didn't have any like um uh like economic reference hifa hot from far away wow i'm definitely a hifa i am the biggest hifa i love that because it had like nothing to do with like money but like somebody had to throw it in hot from far away um so i love that we need that on a sweatshirt yeah it's almost like if you can read this you're too close i'm ugly no i'm a heifer so that was my good week my bad week jack honestly doing the

lord's work that's incredible i know it was fun i'm like this is this is my calling for right now my bad week is there is this woman that has been dming me for the past couple years and at some point it started like being really nice and then at some point it turned but like nothing happened have you ever responded to any of them no it happened i had a facebook fan like that yeah so it like this went back to 2019 it started with the same wow gorgeous and then she goes then I went to Salem and this is might be when it turned she goes you're a witch don't go to Salem it's commercialized my husband and I went and waited for hours to go in one house waste of time then we really turned get over yourself a new low it looks dirty you're worse with timing good luck

with your wedding shut up already oh my god this is getting so old and then I posted an ad and she said just like everybody else with like a sleepy emoji. But I'm like, what did I do to you? And when did you turn on me? Well, this is great for my good week because I have a great clap back for you. What? So I follow this amazing chef, Gabi. Have you seen What's Gabi Cooking? No. She's amazing. She's so funny. She's so cute on Instagram. And she posted some woman out of nowhere after she did something in her kitchen, you know, cooking as she does. The woman wrote something like I personally don't like your kitchen like gave a whole spiel and Gabby didn't even say like what do you think of my new kitchen it was like cooking spaghetti or whatever and the

woman's name was Marie and she wrote be busier Marie oh that is a good and I was like that is the best clap back so whatever this woman's name is yeah it's be busier be busier Marie I love that So anytime somebody is an asshole or goes out of their way because they have the time. It's like, get a job, bitch. Be busier. Yeah. Get a hobby. Wow, I love that.

Yeah, it's good. So my bad week is that I have so few things to brag about in my life. My teeth have been a number one, you know, when you're like, what are the best, Becca's best qualities? Some may say my teeth could be top two, three. Beautiful. You do have great teeth. Wonderful teeth.

well i'm officially old because i have cracked one of my molars to oblivion to where i thought i had a cavity for the last couple months because the sensitivity is sad crazy yeah and i always felt when i was young a lot could go wrong but these teeth are gonna carry me through yeah you don't have countless dentists inside your mouth telling you wow you've got great teeth unanimously yeah all over the country all over the country dentists all over so to me did you have braces i did porcelain braces remember the clear braces oh god it made it worse it was worse it was worse it just looks like you had junk in your teeth it was plaque buildup everywhere it looks like plaque filled up. Yeah. I would have rather you had like a

color-coded. Yeah, like a cute little rainbow. No, the thing to do was clear braces so I jumped on the bandwagon. But those clear braces, they really served me. Yeah, they did. So I have a cracked tooth that I have to get remedied next week. It'll be the most intense dental work that I've ever had. They're going to try to

fill it, but then I might have to get a crown, which I'm confused still what a crown is. Oh, wow. Come over here to fake tea healthy. I can tell you everything. Is a crown like a toupee? Don't they fill it? well the the fill is like what they would do with the cavity with a cavity so they're like gonna try to fill it to stop the bleeding you know stop the cracking okay so I'll tell you this

the veneer is like a hat on your tooth yeah so if you're if your tooth you just need a cap on it it's a cap or a veneer like this a crown is when they actually go in and they they have to take your tooth out and they i'm sorry they kill the root and then they put a crown has a little like they drill the new tooth into the into like the bone of the you know because this tooth it was a veneer and it broke so many times but the actual tooth was rotten so they have to remove the tooth and then the crown is like it's essentially like a screw with a tooth on the top it's like an actual metal screw yeah yeah it's gonna hurt a crown is a big deal you're gonna have to be a little bit swollen who do they sedate you i don't think they sedate you but they're gonna do the freezing

oh you'll be okay like a full like they take off the tooth that's there well listen first of all there's so many anesthesiologists you know there's okay listening to this being like i want to kill them i think i need one of those youtubes where they do it with animation oh i think they'll be on there if the tooth is cracked in half and there's no way to fill it where it's going to be the root's going to be protected, they're going to just remove the tooth and kill the root. I'm sorry. That's what I think is going to happen.

I don't know. Because on Housewives of Beverly Hills right now, there's a lady who said she was an anesthesiologist, but she was an anesthesiologist nurse. That's why I said I'm not an anesthesiologist. Oh, nice reference. What the? Wait, I'm Googling. Okay, good luck.

And while you Google. No, a dental crown is a tooth shaped cap that is placed over a tooth to cover the tooth and restore its shape, size, and strength and appearance. A crown, when cemented into place, fully encases the entire visible portion of a tooth that lies at and above the gum line. Yeah. How's that not a veneer? No, you're thinking of an implant where they go and they, an implant is an artificial tooth

root. Oh. Because you just said they were going to have to take my tooth. I thought they did with a crown. No. Oh, thank God. Okay. That was so scary.

I just averted. Okay. Well, still not great. But anyways, sorry about my tooth drama. When we come back, Katie. Now back to the Lady Gang. Our guest today is a TV icon who is giving us the most meme-worthy faces, judgy faces on the new season of the hit TV series, Vanderpump Rules.

She's crushing life with a fire new haircut, a new hit podcast, disrespectfully yours, and a new little Sandy shop right in West Hollywood. Something about her. Please welcome to the Lady Gang our leopard print wearing emo kid forever with close to 2 million social media followers, Katie Maloney. Wow. Yay!

I've got a lip flip and I can't talk. Well, she can't talk normally. She struggles no matter what, but the lip flip will really fuck you. It's f***ing me up. The Botox in the upper lip? Have you ever done that? No. Don't do it. You have big lips. They have great lips. Yeah. Well, I I've done filler in my time, but not a while.

This one, they put the Botox here, and it makes it so you can't use a straw, really talk. But, like, allegedly, it makes your lip bigger. It does. Anyway. Hi, Katie. Hi. Welcome. We're so excited to have you.

How's life? What's new? Life is good. What's new? I mean, just season 11 started airing. It premiered. um so yeah just 11 here we go again yeah i know crazy whoa that's nuts i know it's a lifetime it's like it's like your whole adulthood almost have yeah have you gone through um the like waves

of like i regret this so much this is the worst decision i've ever made in my life this is the greatest decision i've ever made in my life have you gone through an emotional roller coaster with it with 11 years in your belt no honestly i i don't regret any of it that's good um i think it's just been mostly like i don't know how long this is gonna last yeah am i like there's no job security so like every year for a long time it was kind of like am i gonna are we gonna get another season am i gonna come back so there wasn't there was never a time to feel like too complacent in it all so i don't yeah no i didn't necessarily and didn't necessarily go through that it was just mostly like i don't want this to end yeah yeah when this new season is great when you are

filming I know you filmed a little bit ago but like when you're filming are you thinking I'm gonna Katie this scene like you're on this season I I feel like you're the silent killer like you you are saying with your face what I'm yelling at the television sometimes do you are you like are you like oh like does that happen on purpose or is that just who you are no I I'm very much unaware how expressive my face can be it's insane i don't i don't realize it until i'm actually watching and i don't but i've always been that way yeah like i've got like brows gone wild and i think it's i i don't have a lot of botox i haven't got botox in like over here so you're like i can really scowl at you my face can tell a million stories not just two i think

it's also because i sometimes have a hard time i'm very soft-spoken so i think if i can just react with like with my face sometimes but i think it's mostly just i'm more focused on just being very engaged i'm not trying to i don't know i'm not trying to be anything when you have it you have it you know what was the scene i don't even remember what you guys were talking about but it was something between ariana and lala i think and like oh my god they're at the table yeah and because because they were like making up they were being friends again and then lala was like by the way, I'm all, I called, um, Rachel, Rachel and like in the next moment it was like, I did something kind of shitty. And your, your response was like the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah.

Like memeable for centuries to come everything. All right. I want to take you back to when you first moved to LA. I know you moved to LA trying to get into the acting world and to get into this world. Like what was that Katie? Like, Oh my gosh. Naive. Um, I was 20. So that was, um 17 and a half years ago where was your first apartment um it was what what area would we even call it it was olympic and robertson area okay oh that's nice yeah yeah for a first apartment i mean was it nice i don't know i had two roommates that i knew from high school actually um and it was an experience but um i mean i moved around a lot i think i moved every like year or two for a long time i lived everywhere um but yeah i mean it was definitely

an experience i when i first moved out here prior to really trying to dive into acting i worked as an assistant to a wardrobe stylist oh but you know and it was it was educational uh for many reasons but biggest one being that you know la was such a big city i came from the smallest mountain town park city and um so trying to learn a new city and kind of the ins and outs i spent most of my days in the car so i learned how to get around yeah which was really great and then just kind of it was it was a massive introduction to the industry in a different aspect yeah yeah i say that how hard were you hitting the pavement for acting like were you auditioning were you because i know there's it was it's kind of hard to tell on your imdb because

like you were in things and then you were like but you're also doing music like you were um overseeing like the soundtracks of things which i think is really cool but like did you dive in super hard and then at what point were you like i'm out things i mean not as hard as i wish i would have i the thing is i what i learned quickly is how hard it is to get into all of it i was doing a lot of classes mostly and trying to just gain you know as much confidence through that and just get you know it's not experience because it wasn't experienced but just hone the craft if you will um but it was really hard because you know everyone's like well in order to get auditions you really need to have um representation but then representation won't take you unless you have

work it was i'm like well how do i i can't get the work unless i have the representation representation but then representation is not going to come it was i was like this is impossible yeah so it was just trying to do i um like student film work just anything to build a reel just to have something to showcase there's a lot of that music videos now that you're like tv fire would you go back and like use that you know what i mean to like go get a role in something because now you got the reps now you got the you know the reel is made i would i would do acting again for Like, you should be in a Lifetime movie about, like, a killer or something. Or, like, and you're, like, a sexy detective.

No, I'm just saying. Couldn't you see that? Sexy detective vibes. The music murder. Well, you could be the killer if you're not. Oh, yeah, you're definitely the killer. Well, music kills, yeah. No, you could be the killer.

You could be the killer. No, I think it'd be so much fun. I mean, I think I could be, I think I have range. I could do it all. I believe it. I believe it. You have an actress face. you know what I'm talking about yeah like you have a very um like classical like classically

pretty face and in this day and age it's really hard to find a face that does not look like it's been within an inch of his life yeah oh you know what it is it's like when like current actresses try to play period pieces and they have like instagram face and it's you don't have that right no you have a beautiful face and it's very classic my word thank you yeah so heard it here first speaking after speaking of classic my two classic warp tour bitches um i want to know had you guys met back in the day like in your redhead heyday and did you ever visit a jack vanek tent for a where's the party t-shirt as far as i know katie and i met three months ago yeah but i mean it's not unlikely that maybe our paths have crossed but you think you've made out with the

same boy it's probably not no i don't i don't know we haven't talked about it we i don't know considering i've made out with like every single guy so she's made up with everyone so if you've made out with any band guys then probably possibly yeah wow at some point in our paths have crossed spit has been swapped over the years maybe over a decade or so did you ever own a jack vanek rubber bracelet i i didn't wow i know i know it hurts my feelings wait did you did we talk about this did you ever go to warp tour yeah you were a warped tour kid yes we and you never came by my booth but then bought a bracelet well i probably had spent all my money on the ticket that money for the rubber bracelet they were expensive they were ten dollars i don't think

but that's that was two beers back then no but i'm saying it was expensive for a piece yeah that's what i'm saying it's two beers she's like i'm not getting that rubber bracelet to get my white i was baroque warp tour i just think of warp tour and i think of being a baroque i was just there just lucky to be there yeah every last you know of the scene queens did you want to scene queen um because you're sweet scene queen adjacent i i was i mean because myspace i remember the the heydays of myspace oh yeah and um building out that myspace and doing the html and you're like i'm color coding what song am i gonna do yeah so so i was very much aware and followed i mean i probably followed you on like

friended you or what was you friended people yeah um because i yeah i i friended a bunch of them did you ever do emo hair no i was i was very soft in in the scene like i you know virginal yeah like i i'm i died i dark hair like dark eggplanty black hair oh yeah and bangs but um no i didn't have the wild hair yeah you're like emo has come out later in life which i like really appreciate but i don't know i mean i wore you know i had dickies and converse i you know but i didn't i didn't ever do like the the hair because you're smart eyeliner maybe you know but i i was i don't i don't know i just i didn't think i could pull it off the hair i just wasn't it didn't really interest me to go full emo full blown i mean it's you know it was a commitment

that you made yeah forever that it doesn't forget it's true big i admired it though like i really appreciated it my friend my friend one of my best friends she definitely did she had Marilyn piercing, she had the hair, you know, and then I just was sort of, like, very bland. You're like, I'll listen to Brand New in the car, but, like, I am very, like, put together on the outside. I love it. No, I would listen to it on the outside. I definitely didn't try to hide anything.

I just didn't look the part. I love it. Yeah. All right. Speaking of Warped Tour, I've prepared a very special game for the two of you. together you will determine the hot would you rather hottest warp tour man okay yeah i mean now jack is married to a warp tour man so we're taking him off the table pretending jared doesn't exist okay we're also taking mutual ex-boyfriend off the list okay both of those are out and we're

gonna do a would you rather and you'll come to the decision together are you ready together okay Yeah. I think it'll be fun that way. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Would you rather from Senses Fail, Buddy Nielsen, or Death Cab for Cutie, Ben Gibbard? Do we tell our buddy's story?

Are we going to? You're going to do it. This has been a debate. This has been a point of contention between us and the singer of Senses Fail. It is so random. Wait. Between you two? Well, kind of.

Not between us, but involving the singer of Senses Fail. Yes. Tell us the story. because she has history with him and i've recently become friends with buddy so like she has this whole thing where she's like he was so mean to me and i'm like i think he's so nice she was so she was hanging out with him i was like oh buddy from census phil he was such an asshole and i he was so mean to me when i was 18 years old on warp tour how was he mean he was just like always making fun of me and like bullying me kind of he was flirting well i called him out on it so i was

like i was like so i heard that you were mean to jack to jack and he's like well i was probably mean to her in a way of like you know when you have a crush on somebody and you're mean to them is this your first time on earth like you're so mean to me you're you're an idiot and and also like jack is a terrible gauge for if you're into a guy she is the first person to make someone dead to her write them off she does not give benefits of the doubt no i'm like he's like a horrible person because he was mean to me right that doesn't really make someone also be careful she throws around sociopath and narcissist like it's like, you know.

Dr. Jack. Okay, but who are we making out with? Buddy or Ben? Is Buddy a romantic thing for you? No, no, no. He's married. He's married to kids. Oh, then who cares? Oh, you were just like, he's just not even a good person. I can't even be friends with him? No, I was like, he's literally the worst person I've ever met in my life.

How old was he when you were 18? I don't know. 87 probably on the world map. How old are you now? 36. I think he's like 40 or going to be 40. He's a couple years older than me. But who are you making out with? He's also a child. I feel like we can't go with Buddy just because of the awkwardness.

Who is the other one? Ben from Death Cab. I'm still going for Buddy. Oh, God. We're going for Buddy. We're going to go for Buddy. Buddy versus AFI's Davey Havoc. Oh, Davey Havoc.

Davey Havoc. Yeah. Okay. Wow. A million percent. He's so hot. Still? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Okay. He's like one of those people that doesn't age, I feel like. I love it. Okay. Davey. Becca, put your hand up if you know any of these people throughout this journey. Don't even know the bands.

Okay. Davey Havoc. You know Death Cup for cutie. Yeah, I do. I do. I don't know that. The senses fail. Wait, that's not really emo either.

That's a terrible name for a band. They were really bad. No wonder they didn't blow up. They were really bad. Okay. Davey Havoc versus Kenny Vasoli from the starting line. I'm still going Davey Havoc. Davey Havoc is going to be a tough one.

He is hot. Davey Havoc versus. He's not hot on your way, Becca. Davey Havoc? Davey Havoc. Is that his real name? We don't know. AFI's Davey Havoc versus Dashboard Confessionals, Chris Cabrera.

I'm sorry. is this davey havoc i mean let me see that that's an old i think that's sexy dude this is the most upsetting i don't like the white pants i don't like the white pants but look at him now especially wow the man just as he gets older he just gets oh i like that guy oh yeah let me see hey i see he's still a hot no for me but okay okay davy or chris any guy i'm sorry i just want to say something any guy that walks around and certainly walks a red carpet with a toothpick in his mouth i'm upset i'm appalled i am maybe that is a jump scare that is a jump he might yeah it might be like a like a fix we'll take it out for the red carpet for pita for god's sake he's on a

peter red carpet okay he probably just ate like a meatball with that thing it is well it's kind of like his hair is giving like a little bit of wannabe james dean yeah like the toothpick is james denis okay i think it's kind of that lip piercing is very upsetting as well i want to becca doesn't like emo boys i want to suck on it the lip piercing you guys i am if it's a guy when i was like 18 if he had the snake bite piercings done i was it was what is a snake bite right here are the two it's so ugly i loved it when i was we'll be using this photo of davey havoc on our instagram in 2004 was there anything hotter i don't think so than the snake bite yeah i was ever into piercings i love you you need to start you need to start a rewatch for the warp tour

davy versus chris i don't find chris carabao hot so i'm going for davy okay yeah davy versus burt mccracken from the used davy yeah burt's small davy his fingernails she's stunned see long hair Davey Havoc is so fingernail that's a long fingernail no but like that's upsetting I think if those fingers came in near my clitoris

you can't be fingering a girl with those fingers okay Davey or taking back Sunday's Adam Lazara Adam's hot yes that's tough I know his wife though doesn't matter this is not about your

you're married i'm still going for davy wouldn't you want some girl to be talking about how hot jared was even though he's still he's married yeah exactly so it's flattering but you're failing adam i'm looking at adam now another facial piercing i think i'm gonna stick with davy i'm sticking with davy too okay we're almost done davy is still in shock davy or gerard way from and My Chemical Romance okay Gerard was like my crush

I had such a boner for him oh my god just want to be clear this guy crazy correct

see he never really did it for me I was like a fallout boy girl but also but him and Davey were sort of like on par they were like

they're like kind of the vibes it's a foursome are we playing fuck marry kill because I'm marrying Gerard because of the money and I'm going to

Davey because he's hot. Yeah. Because of the hotness. Okay, but Davey or Gerard. And we're killing Buddy Nielsen just because of my past. Because he's an awful sociopath. He's the worst person I've ever met. So Davey or Gerard, you have one more after this.

What? Are we just? You're making out with them. Okay, then Davey. Yeah, Davey. Okay, now this is a real trick question for you, Katie. The emo gods told me that this would be fun to end on. I don't know if she likes him.

I just know she likes his music. Davey Havoc or Something Corporate's Andrew McMahon. My number one of all time. Okay. But Davey's hotter. Davey's hotter. I don't, yeah, like. Davey Havoc for the win.

Yeah, if we're making out. We're making out with Davey Havoc. Davey Havoc. Wow, that's. I cannot believe this is where we've landed. On this podcast. I mean, he was kind of like my sexual awakening, if I really want to think about it. Yeah.

Wow. You felt tingles below. you need to like watch a video or something I don't know I think I've seen enough I mean I think like between like him and Brandon Boyd that's really like so hot wow yes okay I like our decision I feel good about it I do too yeah all right break um no so I have two more things for you um are you currently manifesting a man I'm not manifesting a man I'm just being very happy with myself and if someone comes along and they like would be

a nice addition to what I have going on they're great well I think you're one of the hottest single people in Hollywood like it's your time to shine you can get anyone and this happened to Jack I prepared something for you and I just want to make sure that you weren't in a relationship no a few years ago

Jack had the manifestation list man manifest the man manifest your next lover now you may not want this person right now you're fine you're single she's eaten a little sandy at something about her you know we cannot wait i know the city permits are like killing you guys but we're we're so excited and we have sandwiches that we would like on the menu okay and jack's nickname is actually little sandy we all have like kind of rap nicknames yeah

little sandy because she loves sandwiches and anyway okay so we're gonna man man manifest for you for the future please answer the questions okay when he walks in the room i feel when he walks in the room i feel butterflies yeah great three things about him that catch my eye his long fingernails a snake bite piercing um i love hands okay oh like wait what kind of hands do you like like workerman hands collar hands or like pianists no i like like hands that are like look strong but they're you know the the nails are nice and yeah taken care of like cuticles or don't have like snags in them yeah so like they definitely biteers it definitely

like it's like okay you can just tell that someone has good hygiene and they're you know they're groomed yes um i wreck my cuticles you know when someone's just got those like yeah nice hands and long fingers yeah just like the shape of them you're just like i want those hands yeah i'm always bummed out for a man with a delicate hand yeah when they got those like little petite hands And they give a delicate handshake. And I'm so worried that my son might get them. He's like, you know, what if they get their mom's hands? You're a petite queen, Ford.

I look at his hands almost every day and I'm like, I hope they're getting meatier. They're gross. Like he could be 5'4". He could literally be 5'4", but if he has meaty hands, I think it's going to take him farther. Yeah. Than being like 6'2 with little baby delicate hands. Well, up to Katie. Okay.

So he's got, you notice his hands. What else do you notice? Two more things. we're gonna manifest him for you yeah um i would say eyes okay it's not necessarily like i don't prefer like a color but just like nice eyes you know i'm always like do you like do you like a kind eye or do you like like a smoldering eye yeah smoldering eye think about when you're in bars and you're like attracted you like the guys that catch your eye i don't i can't really put my finger on it but there's just something where you know you just can't like you like i'm just like

yeah like an engaging eye insane eye contact yeah intensity okay intense it's not like scary intense is like whoa

where you're like well it literally doesn't sound scary the guy has the most intense eyes and in one picture he had some sort of red eye shadow

so hot okay last thing okay hands eyes and then I don't um this might be like

a little uh superficial but I always notice like the way they dress like I appreciate when someone can put themselves together