LadyGang - Wells Adams

Episode Date: August 6, 2019

Wells Adams joins the ladies to talk about his recent engagement to Sarah Hyland, gives some helpful good guy tips on wedding planning, and working on the Bachelor in Paradise. Shout of to this episode's sponsors! MTV – The Real World Atlanta - Stream the show now exclusively on Facebook Watch.   Honey - Join for FREE at honey.com/lady!  23 and Me - Get your important test information at 23andMe.com/ladygang.  American Heart Association - Make your moves at heart.org.  Haagen-Daz - Discover more delicious things at haagendaz.com and pick upHaagen-Dazs TRIP Crispy Layers at various stores near you.  Postmates - Get $100 of free delivery credit for seven days when youdownload the app and use code ladygang. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, the following podcast is a Lady Gang Network and Podcast One production, which means it's going to be awesome. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Fannick and Kelty Knight. Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's me. Oh, wow. That was a... What the hell?

That was a good ending. I just love you guys. I love you so much. Oh, that is so sweet. I love you. What do you want from us? I want your time, energy, love, containment, contentment. Oh, wow.

Contenderness. Well, it's... We've been here a long time. Oh, yeah. It's our first time. Yeah, first podcast of the week. Oh! Jack just fell out of her chair.

That's what you get for being a f***ing psychic. Do you just think that? We had a guest here an hour ago that was leaning back. I was like, you're going to fall. And I thought, someone's going to fall. Can you fix my picture that you just fixed up? Well, I didn't know if this can reach all the way to fix it. You need to fix the picture of Kelty at the royal wedding.

Oh, you mean on the Lady Gang photo wall? That's pictures of Kelty by herself? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, let's just get to it. Okay, now it's time for... good week yes it is bad week oh no who's going first i'll go my good week is there was a very fun post in our facebook group it's like a good week by proxy of this girl named amanda who posted

asking the group to help her find a man that she only made eye contact with he was a police officer and i guess she was out somewhere they made like sexy eyes she went home minded her own business And it's just, she's like, I need help finding him. And all she had was the first initial of his name and his last name. Because she saw his name tag? Because she saw his, like, police name tag. And obviously the city that he worked in. And they found him.

No, they did not. Lady Gang Investigates. Lady Gang Investigates found the dude. And one girl was like, he's single, but they're figuring out more info. Because this just happened. So by the time this podcast airs, maybe there's more info. But I just love our Facebook group. Because you can find a guy that you just made eye contact with.

that's hot and you know nothing about him other than his last name it's pretty amazing we should solve crimes what was his last name was it like a popular last name no it was like bowman or something like that it's like there could be more than one bowman yeah bowers bowers oh bowers is so popular but then some other girl was like he got me he got me pregnant no she goes he helped me get home a month ago when i was lost and then there was a text from her from the guy being like hey just making sure you got home okay blah blah that was it was he he wasn't trying to hit on her or anything no he was just being he was just making sure that she got home so i thought that was amazing go leading investigates facebook cool um okay my bad week is this happened not once

but twice that i have taken a shower and then after i've gotten out of the shower i've set off the fire alarm has this ever happened to you guys from the steam from the steam of the shower too hot it happened at my parents house recently i just got out of the shower opened the door the steam all went up i didn't realize that uh it calls the fire truck and the fire truck came to my parents house like five minutes later thinking that there was a fire and it was your shower from my shower that's aggressive do you need a scald guard i don't what is that it's like so your shower won't go too hot is it that no i like it i like a scalding shower no it's actually great for my good week bad weeks continue sorry okay but my question is how long are your showers

should you be short i don't couple minutes three minutes i don't think a three minute shower can set off the hot three minutes fire alarm is not even enough time for me to shave one leg i don't take long showers but i must take just like extremely hot shower happened at my parents house and then it happened at a hotel in new york i don't know what i'm doing okay well what but you probably have something to do with you wadding up the toilet paper in the toilet and then shower yeah consider yourself lucky because my bad week is that i was recently in spain and at one hotel it's called the bless hotel in abiza i love this that you're exposing them i got home from the longest day ever like on a boat out in the ocean blah blah blah and you're like oh i can't wait to

take a shower no hot water oh no no hot water like nothing so then we're supposed to be at a dinner reservation and i'm like well what am i supposed to do we call down they're like yeah we're gonna fix it it goes on for like three hours they were not fixing it then they offered me like a room on a different floor and i was like well i'm not moving should i bring my shower caddy and my flip-flops like I'm in goddamn college and just walk down the hall and in the elevator like what don't you understand about this being a really big issue so then I was like here that wasn't the problem because they can't really help whatever then Zach was like okay well we're going to cancel our dinner reservation because we're certainly not going like this can we just get

I know it's late but can we please just get some room service some room service and they're like it's too late but there's a restaurant in the hotel so we're like can we get takeout from the restaurant in the hotel they're like we can't do that oh they refused these people these don't stay there lady gang what's their names the bless hotel visa blessed the worst part you was that i went down to the lobby with zach because we're like let's talk to a manager there's got to be somebody that can just get us a plate of food from the restaurant yeah downstairs because the only thing there was a late night menu for room service but it was like a caesar salad and a like a roast beef sandwich or something like that.

So we go down and the manager is inept, like literally inept. And I lose my mind. And I look at a family that's checking in and I go, I hope you guys don't like hot showers. They don't have them here. No. You're so bitchy. I love it.

I went there and I am never that person. I know you went turbo. Because I've seen Zach be turbo before. We were both going turbo. No, Zach, it was a double turbo. It was double turbo. It was so horrible. It's a Tobin Turbo.

Double Tobin Turbo. Tobin Martin Turbo is too much for the world to handle. So that was my very bad part of the vacation. I went to bed starving and dirty. Like, could you think of a worse way to go to sleep? Yes, sure. Well, yeah, there's way worse. Actually starving and dirty.

Like not in a hotel. Like not in a luxury hotel. But I mean, as far as your sexual vacation, you're already on your period. Yeah, it's just not fun. It's not cool. You didn't do a cold shower? You just did a non-shower? I would have done a cold shower.

I did, like, a very, very, very quick, like, quick. Anyways, okay. Good week is that we were on vacation for, I think, eight days. And at day six, Zach and I both looked at each other and we were like, we're ready for this to be over. Thank God I married somebody who has the same timeline of the ideal vacation time. Right. I think six days is good. We hit six days and we were like, peace out.

like what is it about the you're like just ready to be out from each other or ready to be not it's just like every night you're getting ready to go to dinner it's like kind of even though you're in a new country and it's like a great new experience it's kind of groundhog's day because it's like you do your thing during the day and then you go back and you go to dinner and you gain seven pounds and it's like just a lot okay i gained seven pounds in case you're wondering oh i'm such a in seven or eight days it's pretty tight that's okay it's pretty exciting vacation okay Kelty your turn bad week world I was on a train but in general this is a general note for all world oh you're giving a yeah like dear world do not be the mother who listens to something on

their iPhone without a headset that happened on my flight what are those people thinking too many of my flights and I was on the train now in a business class seat I mean I'm not saying it's business class only does this but like it's the quiet this is the working car this is not the like business class is supposed to be so you can work it's like i'm trying to do some shit business woman's car business women's car okay and i'm trying to work and work on my computer and i keep hearing like laugh track and i was like what the is this laugh track i look behind me the guy has his phone and he's just holding it out full volume yeah no headset what the who does that it is rude also when children are doing it and their parents don't stop them when kids are like playing

a game full i'm like you don't need those little ringy bells that is not like put a headphone on i just can't believe someone would think to even watch a show without a headset it's pretty it's rude and inconsiderate and like do you need headphones i have five pairs color-coded in my bag just ask for one you i'll give you the goddamn airpods off my back wow all right next good week I'm so glad we're ending with me because this is so great I had that's insane

such a Kelty thing to say no it was just a great good week it was a good good week to like to just kick it off I had the most on the edge of my seat realistic Shawn Mendes

fantasy dream sex best friends lovers advice living together that has ever happened. Shawn Mendes was nervous about media day. He sought me out. I gave him advice on how to handle the red carpet. We

became best friends. We became best friends. We were in the ocean together. We were hanging out. It was also vacation. It was a make out. It wasn't a make out where it was like sexual make out but it was like an

implied make out. I didn't have to have the make out in my dream to know that we were together. Did you get a boob job? Your boobs look bigger. Is it your bra? No. Well, this one. Your boob looks huge.

Your boob does look big. Are you pregnant? No. This one's small. That one's small and that one's big. They're always different sizes. I just finished my period. Okay.

Just like you might want to pee on a stick when you get home. No, no, no. Those look like. You have to have sex. Well, the left one looks like a pregnant boob. Sorry, I just finished my period. I'm sorry to interject. You're such a good week.

You're good, good, good, great week. I will forget about this good week in three minutes. you know i'm glad you had a good i had such a beautiful we had a sleepover it was beautiful and i woke up and it was so real that i like started my day and i was like oh i gotta call sean oh my and i was awake like making my coffee and i was like i should call sean and tell him and then i was like wait that wasn't real like have you ever had a lucid dream yes yes that's so real you feel like it's real and then you get bummed out with reality yeah and then i was like i'm not best friends with sean mendes were you best friends or were you like best

Friends and lovers. We were both. We were more than lovers. I got to get out of this. Okay. Coming up, lovers. A lover. Friends or lovers or fiancés.

Oh, shit. Nice segue. Now back to the Lady Gang. Our guest today gives us all the boyfriend, correction, fiancé goals we could ever ask for. He started out looking for love on JoJo Fletcher's season of The Bachelorette, then appeared on Bachelor in Paradise, which he will be returning to for a full-time J-O-B. He finally met his soulmate, our girl, Modern Family star Sarah Hyland, in a very unexpected way. And he's now the host of two podcasts, trying to outrun Jack Vanek in the podcast world,

Your Favorite Thing with Brandi Cyrus, as well as The Prattcast with Stephanie Pratt. Please welcome to the podcast the newly appointed Bachelor in Paradise bartender, who will now be taking in all the drunk drama next season, Wells Adams. Welcome to the show. Thank you. I have a question for you. Do you actually like Chris Harrison? I do.

Seems like a douche. No, he's, so he's pretty standoffish at first, and I understand why, like, the turnover in that world is so rapid that, like, getting close to anyone is just probably a detriment to just business and personal relationships. You can't know too much. Yeah. And so this is my third season as the bartender. It is?

Yeah. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, I haven't watched, I haven't watched Paradise. Paradise is the best. I know. I know. But I had a bad experience with Paradise many years ago, and I've just never gone back.

Like, did you try to go on there? Wait, what happened? I tried to get on. No. It was when I went for a press junket, and I had to fly all night, and I went wherever they were filming it. And then, like, I dragged my suitcase across a thing, and then we all had to, there was nowhere to shower.

There was no, and I did the interviews, and then I flew out, and then I got really bad poisoning, food poisoning. and then i've like never been able to stomach bachelor in paradise since but should i get back into it yes yeah it is it's the best out of the three better than hannah beast yes she's so good she's so good i'm i'm you were there obviously so you know but from i'm a big spoiler person now so i know everything because it's even more juicy when you kind of know before but it seems like it's getting crazy so highly becca hates the bachelor and everything about it i don't hate it I just can't get into it.

Yeah. That's surprising. You are in the minority. He's like, you look like an idiot. It's surprising. No, no, no. Like, I'm just kidding. I just, like, I feel like...

A lot... Most people. This is our demo. Everyone in this room is the demo of Ashley. Yeah, I know. Basic bitch. Yep. But, like, back to the thing, like, so, because this is my third year doing it, like, I think...

Now you're buds. Like, so, last year we got close, and then, like, this year we, like, played golf every day that we didn't have to film and stuff. oh that's awesome and also like you not being a contestant is different you're not like trying to get anything out of them so what was it you were doing because every bachelor world launched you into fame but what were you doing pre-bachelor so uh i've had a radio show since i was 16 it's crazy and so then i went to college for it and when i graduated from college and i was like well where do you go do radio let's go to the place that they make music so i went and worked in

nashville oh cool and then i worked for like this like tiny little indie radio station that's super dope um called lightning 100 for like seven years and i went from like overnight like bored up nothing guy no way and then i worked my way up into uh having the morning show and that was like really it was a really popular show and um it was really fulfilling and i like you say like a bachelor like thrusts me into fame or whatever um but like i was pretty well known in nashville like long before that and then i heart came calling and they had more money to offer me so then i went over there and then there you know it's corporate radio so like they're like gonna squeeze out every last piece of juice out of this lemon so i did i would go in and i would do a

morning show for the alt station i would go take like meetings with like record label reps and then i would go do afternoons at the classic rock station and i would do nights at the pop station so i'd be like they're all oh i like your hustle yeah it was i mean i like i 25 year old wells was able to do it but like i don't think i could do it anymore like there was just no sleep yeah right so then um like a year and a half into like me doing uh that the i heart gig is when like so i used to do this bit on my radio show where i would go audition for shows or not shows for commercials and i'm not an actor oh my god that's amazing this is great so like my intern like my co-host would be like so what's today gonna like what are you doing today i'm like oh i got a

yeah, I'll make this commercial, and then, oh, let's go over the lines. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'll make spionics, and I would say, like, the line, and then I would go do it, and then I'd, like, document the whole thing. This was before, like... Social and stuff. Yeah. It was, like, YouTube stuff. Sure. This is great. And I would inevitably be horrible at it, because I'm not an actor.

Yeah. And then I would come back, and then, like, it would be, like, inconsolable the next day, because I didn't get the shiny paper plate commercial. Oh, my God. So, when my brother was originally, like, asked to be on, he got, like, he got hit up by a casting director while at a bar because he was just like holding court and he's like so gregarious and outgoing and they like

really wanted him to be on the show yeah but the process of doing it takes forever to get on the show it's like it's like a year process yeah from like start to finish so in that time he got a girlfriend and like couldn't do the show but he's like one of those guys that like stays friends with everybody yeah so like i break up with my girlfriend i'm doing radio and national and he's like hey man do you want to do you want to go on the bachelorette and i was like yeah this will be the best oh my god this is it so i'll be like i was just like oh my god i'm gonna i'm gonna be like too douchey for like yeah uh the show you're gonna outsmart the bachelor i'm not gonna get on it'll be so funny and like and then and then they're like you're perfect i didn't think i

thought they were gonna be like not even cast oh shit and they're like you're in luck we love a douche that's exactly so i went in there like being so confident and like laissez-faire like everyone i remember walking in and everyone was wearing suits and i was like oh i was in a t-shirt and a jean jacket and i was just like and i was like oh i'm way underdressed for this and then so i thought it was like the biggest joke in the world and i ended up talking to the two casting director you know you're supposed to go in for like 10 minutes 15 minutes yeah i hung out with like an hour oh my god and finally had to be like hey i gotta go back to like it was in the middle to dance i gotta go back to work callie stop this is a new guy he's not our friend yet by the way

callie the dog followed me in the bathroom and has now seen my penis she's she's so aggressive with her love she just jumped on your lap so she liked what she saw yeah yeah good job um okay so then you fell they fell in love with you and then you were like now i have to go do that i want to be on the show which is kind of great well then once i got that far i was like all right now you're doing it let's try it out like this is fun like i'll go travel around the world i guess and like date this this chick and it was the chick joelle right yeah jojo okay who you were never gonna end up with her no because the caliber of guys that were there were so far and above like me i'm like skinny nerd like a hipster kid you were like the nerd on the show but you're such

you're not a nerd you're not a nerd like your vibe is not nerdy i don't think you're a nerd well thank you uh like here's the thing when you're like you're a nerd oh god you had a job and you did, like, all the hard stuff. Like, a lot of those guys were very smooth, but that's because they spent all their time being a douche. Personal trainer. Like, I was literally training. That's what I was – we were watching last night.

Sarah and I were watching The Bachelor and – or The Bachelorette and Tyler, you know. And I was like, I just don't – I don't know how you look like that. He's literally the hottest guy I've ever seen. But, like – It's me. Tyler, he looks like James Dean.

Like, James Dean vibes. Just a lot of meat. Just logistically, that's working out three times a day. Yeah. But who has time for that? No, I mean. How can you do that? And I'll tell you something.

No one with a job. That guy, well, Becca's husband has the V. The V. The peen V? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Peen V. But that's genetics. That's like weird.

I think some of it's genetics because I'll tell you something. I would rather someone that's working hard at their J-O-B than someone who's going for a morning and afternoon and then spending all of our money on protein shakes. That's not a good picture. You have to like see a video of him. That's not a good picture. He takes like weird pictures. Anyway.

Okay. He's a good looking guy. Hot. Next topic, the Hills. Yes. You have the Pratt cast. Yeah, I do that with Steph Pratt. This is going to be – you might have to leave right now.

Why? Well, we're on Spencer. Are we? Spencer unfollowed me – no, blocked me. Shit. Why? I love how petty he is. No, he's so petty.

He's just trying to get you on the show next year. I love him. No, I'm not. So is it real? Do they really hate each other? Yes. Well, I only know like Steph's side. Steph is like super her

But Steph I would say that Steph Needs to stop with her accent Justin Bobby Okay hold on There's a lot of things coming up Welcome to the lady But her new face is fucking amazing

She looks incredible and we're so jealous And her style on the show is A plus I just want to say some nice things too Let me address all the things you said The British accent thing, hilarious and weird I love how like All of my girlfriends though who went and lived in london came back with that accent yeah i don't really hold that against her

but like it is funny yeah and i remember when we first started the podcast i was like listen we got to say this in the beginning it's weird you have a british accent you're from like the palisades but fine but i was like so every time you say something i think sounds super british we're doing we're gonna do like the the big ben dong yeah yeah see that's good because you can like you have to make fun of yourself before somebody else does or else that's so embarrassing yeah and then uh to your other point i think that um i think that steph i think a lot of people on that show see that show as a job and like they know it's altered reality sure and i think for steph yeah it's very much real for her and it's hard for her to separate the two because for

spencer he's like this is a cash cow he came on our podcast and he was basically like when people try to talk to me and they're not on camera i don't pick up the phone like don't talk to me unless we're filming and making money yeah and that's how he looks at it and i enjoy that hustle i like a hustler but stephanie you're telling me she's taking this to heart and i would say that she takes it very personal in between the two i think they could meet in the middle yeah but she's better for the show because she makes it seem much more real than he does because she actually has like real emotion investing into it and if you know that it's like i don't care just want the money thing yeah then there's a little less authenticity yeah and so when you're

watching you're like well she's being real but he's just like i just want to sell crystals or whatever it is yeah his crystals are great though yeah they've saved me a lot of time through sickness um i have a well i have a question i i feel the worst for the mom have you met steph's mom um i have not okay that's what i feel bad for because i can imagine that it's hard when your kids don't get along yeah publicly we talked about this a good bit on the show and i think that the problem with that family is that there's been so much positive affirmation for bad behavior that they don't you know like they get paid for being bad insane yeah and not like just or being what's the right word uh confrontational yeah you know we're in like normal society we everyone

would be like you're drunk go home stopping like this or you'd lose friends exactly and in this world yeah it means more money yeah and that's how they grew up too like since they were like you know high schoolers yeah they've been living in this like weird warped reality for a long time so i do feel i feel bad for all of them involved oh i like that yeah i sort of do too i mean mostly Justin Bobby. Well, yeah, this is my question. We got the best email ever. Should we read it? From a girl

who had a one night stand with him. I love Justin Bobby. I don't know how you guys feel about him. I love him, but this email is pretty insane. It's rich. I have it. Is it a good experience

or a bad experience? I'll just give you some highlights. Attention, I slept with Justin Bobby. I have the answers to all of your questions about Justin Bobby. I'm writing you live from Charlotte, North Carolina. She's not going to tell you. It happened at a Chili's. She was 19.

Her friend Hannah from Chili's says Justin Bobby's at Chili's, and the girl's like, who? And she goes, I met him at a Bobby Rock. The original reboot. He was touring Bobby Rock. She was touring, and they were like, yeah, let's throw a party. Justin Bobby at Chili's you want to come Justin Bobby came to the Chili's yeah okay so her hair is wet she's rocking but boyfriend jeans and he said is that your natural hair color or is this

extensions and she goes no that's my real hair anyway and then she goes like don't you know who that is and she was like who and he was like he was on the hills and then Justin Bobby copped a real hard attitude about it and defend what he has done since his time on the show he tells us now he's a celebrity hairdresser and a rock star laughing my ass off okay unfortunately he did not smell bad or good enough to be burned into my memory but we hit it off and chatted throughout the night about anyway it was can you get to the part where they did the dirty okay hold on so they texting blah blah blah innocent me justin bobby invites me to his concert blah blah blah no one's there no one's at the concert it was like he wasn't playing it's 45 minutes blah blah blah

Blah, blah, blah. Okay. Then Bobby Rock in his tight, tight, tight white skinny jeans gets on stage to play the most uncomfortable one-man show with some of the world's worst music of all time while making direct eye contact because, you know, we were only six people in the club. Okay. Then. Just talk about the morning after.

That's the end of the story. Oh, come on. Did they have sex? They had sex. They had sex. And was it good? Was it bad? Was it memorable?

I can't believe that you're actually going to read that whole email right now. I wasn't going to read the whole thing. Oh, wait. Hold on. Here's the point. Okay. uh okay uh we did do the dirty which was less than impressive i was 19 he was 33 so i was expecting him to rock my world he did not allegedly his peen was so long as expected

but a little thin this is gross i woke up and his dirty man in a leather jacket was still asleep in my bed so i did what any sane woman does i left him sleeping in my room i just left him there with all my things and my sweet sleeping roommates just a couple doors down i went to campus went to class and came home to find justin bobby gone but he had left me a nice note as a task on my to-do list with his number along with a bobby rock business card and then she put a picture of the the thing that says call text justin when you get this show tonight if you want to come who is justin bobby justin bobby oh okay come on you're not even impressed with this this is a great email. I didn't do it justice. I like that he slept

in his leather jacket the most after having sex. That checks out. I like that now that I know that he has a long skinny though. A long skinny. He seems like a long skinny. He didn't seem like he seemed like a chode to me. A chode? Yeah. Like a little thick one. Little thicky.

Anyway. Little thicky. Okay. We have more important things to talk about. I'm glad you have a podcast with Stephanie. I honestly, when we were going to get you on the show, we're like, yeah, let's do it. And then we're like, well, he's never going to come because we had spencer on the show twice yeah and like we're like we're not team spencer but it's like we are house divided am i a montague or a cap um okay i want to know about what everyone wants to know

about his long skinny just ask the dog callie knows everything were you so nervous to get engaged uh no i was more uh i was stressed out about having the world no no oh having the ring and losing it yeah i think that you're on vacation right i've talked about this a little bit like men for the most part aren't used to having like really expensive jewelry around on them like that's not the thing that yeah so so keeping it safe is also new to us and so i just remember being like really really scared like um i had this really beautiful amazing thing and i was like what happens if my bag gets stolen you know like what happens so i remember being very just like nervous about it and keep it in your underwear right yeah where'd you keep it so it's such a

nerdy thing but i bought a drink because i knew kind of like the over overarching idea of how i wanted to do it yeah and i wanted to like i wanted to have a drone capture the whole thing cute and So I bought a drone, and I was, like, practicing. And it was so funny, too, because, like, we live, like, right on the street, and there's a bunch of, like, other actors that live around us. And so, like. Everyone was like, what the fuck, Wells? So one day I was, like, out in the backyard, like, flowing by a drone.

Oh, my God, I think you're, like, paparazziing them. Brad Pitt came out and was like, put that down. Sarah calls me, and she goes, are you flying your drone right now? And I was like, yeah, how do you know that? And she goes, okay, so all the neighbors have called me, and they think that the paparazzi have figured out where we live, and they are coming after us. And I was like, oh, no, no, that's just me.

Oh, my God. Practicing the drone. So I was practicing the drone for, like, this whole thing. And so I kept it in the drone case. But here's the thing. When you fly. You can't fly with a drone. You can't.

My husband flew with the drone. It was dramatic. Well, so when you go to, like, a new country and they notice that you've got a drone. You've got to take it out. You've got to take it out and you've got to, like, sign all this stuff. Oh, shit. And I was like, oh, my God, she's going to see it. She's going to see the case.

And it's a Lorraine Schwartz ring. So, like, I don't know if you've ever seen it. It's huge. But also, like, it's very much like the box has, like, the logo, you know? And I was like, oh, no. So we get to Fiji, and I'm like, they're like, what do you got in there? And I was like, a computer, a laptop, and, like, a drone. They're like, well, we're going to need to check it.

And I was like, all right, let's go into another room and do this, you know, just us two, guys. I was like, maybe you stay here. And she's like, okay. And then we walked in. They didn't even, like, look at the drone, but, like, they just, like, opened my bag. Were you like, I got an engagement ring in here? And I was waiting for them to be like, do it in front of everyone and be like, well, I guess we're doing it now. Oh, my God.

Oh, that kind of would have been cute. It would have been cute. Do you think she knew? Like, did you guys talk about it? It's so romantic. Do you think she knew? She says that she was, she had an inkling. Like, you know, it's because there's a lot of girls like we see in our Facebook group all the time.

They're like, I'm going Hawaii with my boyfriend. I think he's going to propose. What male color should I get? You know what I mean? like you know it's coming and you get like your good tan and then you're like i didn't get engaged bullshit did you did she tell you what kind of ring she wanted did you have a pinterest like a year and yes she does but i don't know i don't know how to get that but i know she has one dream board or whatever you're such a regular dude i don't know how to i don't know how to

get on her pinterest but i know she has one exists uh no we went like weirdly enough like Like, long ago, like, the beginning of our relationship, we were in Nashville, just, like, walking around the mall, and we went into, like, Tiffany's, and she just was like, this is what I like, this is what I don't like, this is the size. And so, like, I had, like, I had in my notes, like. No way. Oh, my God. Yes. Because you knew. Yeah.

Because you knew. So. That's a sign. You know what? One of the things I love the most about my husband is he has a little note section about me with my shoe size. Oh, yeah. And, like, all that stuff. So, like, he'll surprise me with something, and he's like, oh, I know what size your ring is.

I was like, how do you know? I haven't told you this year. And he's like, I've had it since we started dating. That is – you know what? Sorry. I always hit our guests. Did you watch Seinfeld? Remember, Elaine would always do, like, get out.

That is, like, you're such a good guy. If you have the list, that's, like, it's so well thought out. Well, I don't know if you have a – do guys listen to this show? Some. Yeah, some guys, yeah. So, I found to have a note – I have a note section just, like, for gifts. because a lot of times women will say, like, just in passing, oh, I love that or whatever, and then you just forget about it.

Yes, yeah. So I always write that down and then – Oh, my God, I love that. Yeah, but, like, it's hard. Like, Sarah has everything. Right. So you – I got to be really good at gifts here. That's true.

But you know what the thing is? I think it's, like – well, what's her, like, love like? Is she a gift person? Because when you do have access to everything, that stuff becomes kind of meaningless. And you're, like, you know what is great for me is quality time or, like, something more meaningful. Like sentimental.

Yeah, I'm not really good at all these, but, like, what is notes? Oh, words of affirmation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, that's a really cute thing that we do because I always have, like, written notes and stuff. And I was, like, a total hipster kid where I'd, like, write. Your email? Me too. Do you have a live journal?

Did you go to, like, Bryant Park and do it for a dollar, like, write a poem for strangers? No. Were you, like, ever into My Chemical? For ladies. For ladies? uh we used to write like women women girls notes no like my girlfriends but yeah and now my fiance like because we both travel i travel more than sarah does but we both travel a lot so like i don't know it's nice and like when i go to paradise that's a month shoot you know so like

they can leave like a couple things around that's cute you know she's lucky they should have shown more of this on the you could have had no you don't want to show joe but i think it worked out okay yeah yeah he's fine it worked out fine um okay so i have my i have a question well i have a piece piece of advice in case i don't see you by the time you get married yeah cool one thing guys don't know is they're supposed to give a night before the wedding or the day of wedding present so like when i got married i went i was in my room getting my hair done and stuff and then my friend came over and she was like this is from chris it was a locket with a picture from our first date oh you can steal that if you want that's a good one but like then a note and said

to my wife and it was the first time i saw wife from him oh and that's so romantic and a little nice note so you could do that that day okay but a lot of times my guy friends i'm like what did you get her delivered to the room on the day of the wedding they're like what i'm supposed to do that yeah i'm letting you know and i should put that in the notes exactly he's accent you know right i don't remember flowers or something becca did not care about her wedding at all i hated being a bride really it was like eight o'clock we're on the dance floor and she's like is it over yet hated it it's truly terrible it's it's like the weirdest thing you're like i'm not even getting paid to do this yeah yeah like in fact i'm spending money i'm paying to do the thing i

hate the most which is like socialize socialize yeah will you guys have a huge wedding no no showbiz people just make it small it'll be gigantic yeah what's your family like do you have a big family yeah so that's the thing like i am the youngest of five kids oh you're and they have kids i've got nine nieces and i'm sorry i recently went to a wedding there are way too many children you can't have children no have a child you got a child free wedding no there's no way my sisters would kill me they would kill it's your day I sat at a wedding recently, last year

and I was at a table of people all these couples and singles who did not have children of their own and we were seated next to all the f***ing nieces and nephews You got kitty tabled? I got next to the kitty table so keep that in mind if all those assholes are at your wedding, please don't put people

who don't have children next to the kids That's the only thing Do you think your sisters are why you're a good man? Like having sisters And why you understand women? yeah yeah i don't know i mean yes maybe okay my yeah my closest sibling is is a sister so she but she was just brutal just have only her kids yeah that's a good idea we need like a ring bearer and like a couple flowers but they can go home oh yeah yeah for sure ceremony and you're

out and you you know what you do babysitting room yeah bye go watch barney or whatever the kids a Peppa Pig. Whatever the f*** kids are watching these days. Peppa Pig. Yeah, I'm also – not my call. This is going to – this is all Sarah's call. Oh, you have no – I think that, like, I'm –

Good for you for knowing that. Yeah, I think I'm involved in the decision-making process, but she is – It's not your decision. Yeah, like, it's not like we're launching nuclear missiles where we both turn a key. No. Yeah, no. It's that I'm, like, the assistant to be like, yeah, you can turn the key now. You're the sounding board.

Go for it. Yeah. You're the sounding board. Exactly. And that was the one thing that was told by a lot of people being like, well, one was like, don't get too stressed out about the wedding. Like, enjoy being engaged. Yeah, for sure. And also make sure that, because she's going to ask you a lot of questions about the wedding, make sure you give an opinion.

Now, it doesn't matter if you. Oh, yeah. I agree. Yeah. But if you give an opinion, make sure you try to make it her opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the next step. Like, agree with her before she even says anything.

Well, I think it'll be more like, I like both of them, but I'm leaning towards that one. And then I think she's going to be like, no. And then I'm going to be like, no, no, no. Yeah, you're going to be like, yeah, you're right. Do you see yourself wearing a suit? Are you guys like, oh, I don't know. I feel like you're in a suit or something. Is Chris Harrison going to marry you?

No. Please, God, no. He'd be a fun officiant. Probably not. I'm begging you. I think we've got a couple of cool ideas for that. Okay, marry yourselves. It's illegal.

But Chris will definitely be there for sure. Oh, yeah. They're that good of friends? So are we invited? If everyone in Hollywood is going. He plays golf with Chris Harris. I know. They're close.

I'm going to dinner with him in a couple nights. You are? Yeah. Are you going with Lauren? I saw that the reservation was six. I thought it was three because I thought it was Chris, myself, and another executive producer. Yeah. But I saw the reservation is for six, so I need to make sure that Sarah can come because

I didn't know this was a double date. A double date. A triple date. Yeah. A triple date. Okay. I like it. All right.

Well, congratulations. thank you we're very happy for you yeah it's a time it's an exciting are you okay being wells highland no no like are you gonna take her no but i told her that she should definitely not take your name no offense no no i was like i don't have any ego about that like yeah you can do whatever you want to do and also you've built this this empire and this brand with this name so i wouldn't expect you to do that and so i think that she'll make that decision i don't like it When famous, people hyphen their names. It's kind of weird.

Jenna Duontatum. Duontatum. It worked out for her. Because then she went back. Totally worked out for her. But that's what I mean. Just don't change your name. I know.

I'm joking. Oh. You could tell my husband because he just texted me being like, hey, with this new house, you actually have to legally get your... Have you changed your name? I only did it on one thing. On one thing? The first thing you do is your social security.

So you have two different names? Not your passport? I don't know who I am, but I really don't want to do it. Yeah, you shouldn't. I have to. Can you change it back? You don't have to do it. Change it back?

I mean, that would mean a divorce. No. Really? Oh, you mean change it back? No, I don't know. You could change your social security. It's a nightmare. Yeah, it's a nightmare.

Changing her name is the worst. It's a goddamn nightmare. I've done it. Well, this is, I'm on my second marriage, so I've changed my name like four times in my life, and it is, it's tough every time. Well, I've been in Nashville for the past, like, 12 years, and so I know now I need to go get the L.A. license. Oh, yeah.

But wait until it's the special one. Oh, the ID? No, I know. The DAC or whatever it is. Yeah, and I need that. I got to get, like, the new license display. I don't know what to do. It's a nightmare.

I know. It's going to be hard. Adult life. It's a tough life out there. Adulting sucks. For us Californians. It really is tough as shit. All right, when we come back, Wells is going to fix your life.

Okay. You're listening to The Lady Gang. And we're back. And we're back. Okay, so for this part of our podcast, we have our listeners writing questions, and We give them, like, sometimes good advice and sometimes not so decent advice. Okay. So, do your best, you know?

Well, do you want me to give bad advice or good advice? No, give what you think is good advice. Okay. But just sometimes our advice is not. You can't give good advice. Yeah, okay. Hey, ladies! Okay.

Ask the Lady Gang. Okay. First question comes from Anonymous. Wait. Okay. Dear Lady Gang, I need some advice on a guy that I've been seeing. We matched on Tinder a few weeks ago, and after seeing him a few times, he admitted to me that he could suck his own dick.

This is... This is Bobby, probably. Long and thin. Long and thin. We're so long thin. That really... Allegedly. That took a weird turn that I was not expecting.

Is this Marilyn Manson? Can't he suck his own dick? He still does it in his leather jacket. I can't understand why I wouldn't take that off. Yeah. That's my only hang up about it. I feel like there could be more flexibility without it. Okay.

She says, okay, that's fine, but it wasn't just that. He also likes to video himself sucking his own dick, and I received several videos of him doing so. At the time, I wasn't that interested in him, so I told my friends, and they said it was 100% weird, and I should totally ax him. But I've been seeing him a lot recently, and I just can't decide if it's enough of a red flag that he does this to leave. What should I do? Should I give him a chance? Enough of a red flag? Is there a bigger, brighter red flag that ever existed?

That's insane. Well, here's the thing. Here's, I want to ask you something. If you could suck your own dick, would you? Yes. 100%. Yes. Would you video it?

Video it. The video is where it went weird. It's not even the video. It's the sending of the video. It's like exhibitionism. It's weird. Even if you wanted to video it just to watch it back and be like, hmm, what does that look like?

Like sometimes when you're like, have you ever looked at your butt in the mirror? Licked your butt? No. Looked at your own butt. Like sometimes after I get a Brazilian, I was like, I want to know what it looks like back there. And you do like downward dog and then pull the cheeks. No, no, no, no.

You don't. He's doing this for, like, sexual gratification. No, I know. I know why he's doing it. Are you opening your butt? No, I'm checking out my wax, but I want to see the look. Anyway, this is beyond the point. The point is it's the sending of the video that is the problem.

Yeah, and also, like, the telling someone about it because that's weird, too. That should be a secret. And then, like, what happens? Like, do you have to, like, do you set, like, a tripod up? Yeah. Like, how does this logistically work to get the video? It's like the thing when I do self-tapes. It's a really small tripod.

It goes everywhere. Like an actress, you know? It's like, oh, yeah, yeah. That's a grippy tripod. Yeah. That is. You can hang it anywhere from the fridge. I'm upset that she's still seeing a guy that has done all of these things.

Well, and also, does she give him head? Because, I mean. He doesn't need it. He doesn't need it, you know? Honestly, that would be. That's a nice. It's actually not a bad. It's a nice loophole.

It might not be a red flag. This is the greatest thing ever. I kind of want to see. Babe, suck my dick. And you'd be like, suck it yourself. i want to see if there's a video on the internet of a guy sucking absolutely there is there's a video i have a question if i look this up will i get a lot of spam yes no just i have a question for the male universe is this something readily available what like can a lot of men suck there

is this like one in a million have you ever heard of anybody like do you know any bros that are like I would say that every guy that you've ever met tried to do it when they were like 14. Of course. And then I think you try for like 25 minutes and you're like, I can't do it. Can you get close? You've got to get close, I think. Not really. I mean, I haven't tried in a very long time.

And also like 14-year-old Wells Ween was not the same thing. I appreciate you bringing it to the lady game. Marilyn Manson had ribs removed to suck his own dick, allegedly. no yeah well that too but i don't know if that's true that's like a myth i know someone who worked in that camp and it would not be surprising well i know he's a weirdo but i don't know if the actual rib removal was real let's not beat me into maryland next question i think he knows okay i think he lives near me i also don't think that the rib is what's stopping you from getting there you know anatomically i think it's the spine whoa it's like a lot of yoga yeah it's like your

vertebrae what you're not seeing is that all four of us are bending over trying to see how close i could almost suck my own dick if i had one you could do the tip you could definitely at least you could do the i think she could if i had like an eight inch dick i could suck it at least the you wouldn't need to and you wouldn't your clothes wouldn't get in the way because you'd already been a crop top yeah i i could i could wear a leather jacket i probably used to be able to like back in my dancer days yeah see i'm not even flexible okay anyway i bet some of the searchlessly people can okay what's next margo i have a growing crush for a guy friend of mine but the big dilemma is that he has a girlfriend they've been quote unquote seeing each other for about eight months

now but all of my friends and i have no idea why where what they are in terms of being official or not my guy friend and i have recently had long talks when we were out and i feel like we're getting to know each other more and more every time we see each other my feelings for him have grown and i don't know if i should just confront him about it or not thought about asking him out for a casual coffee get together but am i doing the wrong thing and potentially risking our friendship any advice would help why you don't care about the friendship you know that doesn't matter exactly so i think honesty is the best policy here but you can also be kind of like i think cutesy about it and be like okay so uh is this gonna last or should i go date other people

you know like yeah and then see how he reacts to that yeah did you say wine i think that you should get a little bit drunk and then think about it yeah i mean drinking does help i mean instead of a coffee date have like a happy hour that's what i'm saying like i think that you need some liquid courage to be your most honest although what if he has liquid courage and then he cheats on his girlfriend cheats on his girlfriend or like what if he says something that he doesn't really mean i think he's you need to be what if you don't really remember what the conversation is then you make something up in your own head i've never just been slightly lubricated with alcohol no nope it's zero to a hundred it's one glass of rose especially on like a date with a

guy sitting on your face step one step ten that's all there is so i like that i like the like joking put it out there yeah put it out there be like i feel like do you feel this between us right now Oh, my God. I don't think that's how you should forget. I feel like you can also do this as very, like, middle school, but, like, one of. Check yes or no in a pencil box. No, but, like, have a friend be like, what's the deal? You guys seem like you're third.

I like the friend idea. Oh, shit. I love your advice. And maybe the friend can go into it as, like, an outsider, not knowing that she talked to the girl. Just being like, hey, I see some vibes. Like, is there anything there? Are you guys, like, into each other? Yeah.

I love an intricate plan. So I'm, yes. We will be that person. And then go stalk his house. Yeah. drive by many times see if the lights are still on

airdrop him a nude be like oops that was supposed to be to this other guy I'm dating I haven't done it have you? an accidental nude

no you did not I love to airdrop things in the airport oh yeah out of strangers it's the best I've been I've been really

airdropping a lot of RuPaul GIFs lately and it's so fun it's a GIF or whatever GIF? yeah uh I've got a buddy

who like on the airplane yeah will only will send pictures of his dog to everybody Oh, that's cute. So fun.

I want to change my name and my phone and start doing this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Shit, people get my phone number? Not unless they have it saved. What's your name on Airdrop? My Airdrop is just Kelty's phone. Yeah, they'll know it's you.

They're going to know. Well, if they know who you are. There's like 100 Keltys. There's dozens of us. I didn't mean to make it so creepy. I'm sorry, Mom. Please come back again. That was so awkward.

I'm sorry. why did you wing i got socially awkward because i was trying to make a joke about how like there's so many celties like as if my name was stacy but my name's not stacy and i was like and then i went to such a creepy place and then in my head i was like but there are lots of celties oh my god jesus christ now i know why those boys eat in your in your cup in high school I hate those guys Okay last question From Miranda

I don't think anyone's Going to come to my 20th high school reunion And I was going to Come with my Emmy Okay Holy shit Let's unpack this

Really quickly The high school reunion My 20th high school reunion Is next year Okay And I went to my 10 And it was packed But I was not

That's before social media I was not at my prime I wasn't my fully Developed Kelty yet At 20 years I am fully my best This is insane. You can't bring an Emmy.

The Emmy is coming as my purse. This is where I keep my change. I think you need to have an assistant that carries around the Emmy. And a binder like Devil Wears Prada. And then they're like behind me, they're like, that is Jared Allen. He kissed you in fifth grade and then pissed in the Subway Cup in 12th grade. I'm like, hello, Jared Allen. Nice to see you again.

Oh, like the person that stands next to Ryan Seacrest on the carpet. They're like, this person's nominated for four Emmys. hey you're nominated for four Emmys tonight good luck how did Ryan remember that and then the peons down the carpet me has to memorize that shit because I'm not Ryan Seacrest

and I don't get a special handler we went to Sarah's reunion like last year she went to it but it's so funny like it very much like she was so I didn't go to my high school reunion

I would never but like she was so pumped about it that she was like even a part of like planning it and like getting making sure everyone was there because she wanted to show off her Emmy yeah

so she brought me and she brought like her like fabulous gay friend and so like we came in there posse and it was it was like it was she was like i actually did invent the sticky note to like everyone like that's what she oh my god yes she was like michelle but she like actually did it right yeah and it was so i was like are you doing this for you for you and she was like yeah absolutely was she popular in high school i think yes i think i mean she's pretty hot look at me this is like if this is I'm guilty. Can you imagine when I was, like, in high school?

No, I can't. I'm just, I'm nervous no one's going to come. That's all I'm going to say. They probably won't. Who goes to a high school reunion? Everyone. I went to Chris's. Really?

Chris Knight. We went. It was great. Chris Deye was there. They went to high school together. Chris who? Delea. Delea, whatever his name is.

What'd you say? I was like, Chris. Delea. And then a girl was like, oh, my God, I make Taylor Swift's costumes. I was like, do you know who this man is? Chris Knight. He didn't go to your high school. Oh, it was his high school.

I was like talking him up. Oh. I'm like, he made bread last night. Okay. No, it's going weird. Okay. It's getting very weird. Next topic.

Oh, my God. Okay. Last question is from Miranda. Miranda says, okay, to post or not to post, I'm having an amazing year. My career has taken off. My husband and I bought a house. I just bought my dream car. Is it fine to post about it all when you're killing it?

Yeah. No. No. Yeah. No. No. Why not? No.

I only post positive things. Positive is different from bragging. Like, I'm sorry. I don't need to see anyone's vehicle on Instagram unless you're getting paid to do an ad for the vehicle. Okay, let me ask you this, though, because we'll be getting a lot of crap for it, for, like, posting pictures and Sarah's rings in the picture. I have opinions about pictures. I have very strong opinions about rings.

What are they? Wait, did you get a discount on the ring? If your ring is large? I love a ring. I think so, but I don't know because I'm a guy. I'm sure you didn't. don't know anything about that um i don't think lorraine schwartz gives discounts but i'm gonna say this i have opinion i i don't know what you guys have posted i i don't but here's my opinion

i think that if you're a wealthy person it's borderline tacky to do two close-up or detailed of photos of a ring i because there's so many people out there who are so excited about their like modest ring and then it's like taking a big shadoobie on the excitement because girls are girls are weird about ring size and like and i just think it's kind of like the equivalent of like jack posting so many bathing suit photos it's like she's skinny and has a model body and it feels like unfair to people who don't you could argue that about anything in life on But it's at an extreme, extreme wealth. Like Becca, right now, I think it's rude for you to post pictures of your face because

you have a beautiful fucking face. Okay, well, I can't change that. Well, I know. She can't fix. You're very kind. She can't change her engagement ring. He picked it out. I think that there, I.

I love to see. Okay, well, I'm in a difference. I love to see a celebrity engagement ring. I do too. Because I don't think that celebrities are normal people. I don't think you need to live in the real world. It's not Sarah who taught my kids fifth grade. it's Sarah F***ing Highland

like she's on a big television show I've seen her wear a poofy dress does she do a post of close up not close but like

I think you get a close up post when you get the game I think he's got a close up I think this is good because I don't think about it I'm a guy that doesn't think about those things you're just like whatever

and also I was like I spent a lot of money on that yeah show everyone I don't care if she loves the ring she should be able to show it off I think so too

but like but I saw a lot of comics of people being like okay enough with it and I was like eh that's kind of petty but now hearing it And I'm like, okay, I can see where they're coming from.

Tell her she gets a quota, too. Because there are people who go over motherfucking board. For two years later, you're like, look, I love LaCroix. I think the problem is when it's a picture that you shouldn't be having your left hand in, but then somehow your left hand makes it into all your pictures. I think she's allowed to be excited. She's recently engaged. She can post the engagement and the ring and everything.

and then now as it goes off you kind of slow down with that and then you ramp back up for the wedding and then you go like the problem with women and weddings in general is we get really petty because we're so happy for you but we're not happy for you yeah you know what i mean none of her girlfriends are happy for her because you're like right of them everyone it's like weird it's like innately in the nature of us yeah that it's like yeah i mean well society does up yes So you're like, you're happy for the person, but it's like, we'd hate weddings. Like, I don't want to go, not that you're inviting us, but like, I don't really want to go.

I don't want to go to my own wedding. Like we don't, you're having a vow renewal, so you need to fuck it up. But a vow renewal is because we're getting way off topic. Here's the thing. I'm having a vow renewal because Chris and I maybe didn't make it. The girl's asking because she's killing it. And I just think that there's a tasteful way to do it. It's not your car, your Porsche symbol on your steering wheel with your Rolex on top of it.

You know what I mean? I think you can be excited. Like, I finally did all this work so I could afford this awesome new car post. If you want to do it. I think a car post is so weird. Well, I wouldn't do a car post. I mean, I'm not going to post my car. I rent a Fiat.

I lease an electric Fiat for $100. Wait, but doesn't Chelsea talk about buying a house? A house? That's exciting. So I think it's totally cool to, like, have the picture of, like, holding the key up and being like, look at that. But don't be like, look at my 4,000 square foot home. We have a screening room. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think that's what this woman has. I don't know, but I don't think that's what it is. There's undercover rich people outside Hollywood that are, like, even richer than you could imagine. Yeah. I say go for it, Miranda. Live your life, girlfriend. People, Miranda.

Miranda, get it. I think that was her name, right? I also think, here's what I think. I think. Was that really? Wow, good memory. Can I say one more thing? Yeah.

Like, I don't necessarily need a close-up of Jennifer Lopez's ring with Alex Rodriguez because it's like her fifth marriage. You know what I mean? Like, you tell Sarah that we said she's allowed to be excited. Okay. You know what I mean? I'm sure she's really wondering what our opinion is. She wants your blessings.

She doesn't care. She's excited when I told her I was coming. She's like, oh, yeah. Well, we've asked her about 50 times to come on the show. So tell your publicist to let you on the show, Sarah. Now that Wells knows we're nice. It's so funny. Like you bring up like that.

None of her girlfriends are happy thing. Cause like now after doing and like understanding the inner workings of the bachelor and the bachelorette, like the reason why the bachelor is far and away the better show than the bachelorette. Now this current season is great because Hannah's amazing, but generally how it goes is the show isn't about the lead. the show is really about all the people that are that are fighting yeah and so um and the reason

why the bachelor is so much more popular is because and it's like this weird psychological thing and like evolutionary thing where women instinctively uh want to separate and like and and fight or whatever yeah and men instinctively what a bro yeah tribe together and so it's so So it's so hard for them to make The Bachelorette compelling because the guys innately don't want to – Hate each other. Yes. They're romancing. And it goes back to, I'm sure, pack hunting or some weird thing.

Right. Yeah. I always found that super interesting. No, it's so true. We're happy, but we're not – it's very weird. Yeah, there's so much psychological shit happening in our brains. Oh, well. It's the same reason that Brad Pitt is still being celebrated as the hottest person in Hollywood.

would find a woman his age that anybody's even looking at. No, just last week, we interviewed the girl, Kelly McIllis, who's the original love interest. Oh, I can't go there. That is upsetting. And they were like, she didn't even get asked to be in the reboot. Well, have you? Oh, in Top Gun?

Top Gun. Yeah. But, like, yeah, because, anyway. How old is Sofia Vergara? Because I feel like she's hot. So hot. Don't say that. It's weird.

It's family. I mean, that's, like, a fact. He's allowed to say that. But I'm just trying to think of, like, an example because you said that you can't buy it. Like, Jennifer Holder. No, but Jennifer Lopez. You know what Brad Pitt is, like, what, 50? Oh, okay.

Jennifer Lopez is 50. Brad Pitt's definitely had a facelift. Okay, we're out of time. He has a new face. Allegedly. It's unbelievable. Allegedly. Really?

Like, a good one? His face is – because back in the film on Louise, he had, like, pockmarks from Anthony. Oh, yeah. And he does not have them anymore. And so, like, get your bad laser on. Okay. Wells, hold on. I lost my sheet with your information on it.

Let's just grab that. But his phone number is. You can follow Wells at Wells Adams and check out his two shows, Your Favorite Thing with Brandi Cyrus and The Pratt Cast with Stephanie Pratt. Yeah. And also congratulations on everything. We're so excited for you. And Bachelor in Paradise will be fun.

Yes. I can't wait. It's going to be insane. Like I've done, this is my third season. You've already filmed it, right? Yeah. I already filmed it. Where did you film it?

It takes place in this like little hotel in Sayulita, which is like 45 minutes outside of Puerto Vallarta. It's really fun. You should be thinking about Zika. Yeah I wasn't She's so worried about Zika all the time Of all the things I was freaking out about there

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