LadyGang - What's Poppin' With The LadyGang's 2019 Horoscopes!

Episode Date: January 8, 2019

Get on your appropriately-colored underwear and prepare be very bored senseless if you're not a Capricorn/Taurus/Aquarius because the Ladies are reading their horoscopes about the new year! What's in store for Jac's love life? How sick will Becca's children be? Will Keltie's idea for a Halloween Haunted House get stolen today? You'll have to listen to find out! Follow the podcast on Instagram @theladygang and you can email Jac, Becca and Keltie at Hello [e-mail]! And check out the show page @ladygangtv! And thank you to today's sponsors: Amazon = Go to amazon.com/shop/ladygang to find their favorite products while keeping the podcast FREE! Calm The F*ck Down = Go to NoFucksGivenGuides.com for your copy of Sarah Knight's genius self-help book to swear by LaCroix = For more information join the LaCroix community at @lacroixwater or check them out at www.LaCroixwater.com CW's Roswell, NM = Check out TV's newest and most out-of-this-world series premire on Tuesday January 15th at 9:00 PM only on the CW Tommy John = Get 20% off your first order at TommyJohn.com/LADY Weleda = Shop for plant-rick products at Weleda.com and use promo code LADYGANG at checkout to get 15% off sitewide See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey guys, it's your Lady Gang, Jack Vanek, Kelty Knight, and Becca Tobin. Thank you so much for subscribing on iTunes, and thanks for supporting the great sponsors who make it possible for us to have this much fun with you every single week for free. Well, what is this? Welcome to the Lady Gang. That's amazing. Say that again. The Lady Gang. Things are about to change around here.

Each week we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to The Lady Gang. I am Becca Tobin here with Jack Vanek and Kelty Knight. What's up? What's up? Hi, guys. What's up? What's up? I'm so excited about this episode. Are you? I really am.

I, again, don't know what it is. This is our predictions. Okay, this is our New Year's episode because it is the new year. Is this all? Is this what? This is today? I'm going to read you your horoscopes, and we're going to talk about what's coming this year. I'm very excited about this. I do tons of research, but first we have to do Good Week, Bad Week, so that's you, Becca. All right. It's time for Good Week. Yes, it is. Bad Week. Oh, no. All right. I'm starting. OK. So my bad week is actually I'm carrying it over from a couple of weeks because we haven't been together and I had to save it. So many people watch this unfold on my Instagram videos. But we had a very long day of shooting. I think it was a morning of shooting. Yes. A morning of shooting. And then Jack and I had a meeting to go to. later in the day. So we had like an hour to go home and like regroup or whatever.

The morning of the shoot, I Ubered there because of a parking situation. Didn't have my car. So then I go down to my car to go to the meeting. Very important. And it's like an hour away. It's a drive. Yeah. It's a drive. Orange County, yeah. And it's like 2 o'clock, which means the

drive home is going to be even worse. So I go to open my garage. Will not go above like maybe a foot off the ground. What? And I'm like, motherfucker. All these people use our driveway to back up and turn around and hit it and people continuously hit it They've never hit it so hard that it jams up and breaks Yeah, but I was like, I'm so sick of people hitting things and not claiming it

Yeah, leave a note like you mess it up enough to make it so that I can't get into my garage So I call Jack and I'm like, hey, I can't get him into my garage I'm not going to this meeting in an uber like I cannot uber an hour. I hate ubering. I hate ubering Me too. So I like would have vomited on myself. So I missed the meeting. Did you go? She did go.

I went. Come to find out, Zach gets home and I'm like, we're going to find this person on our cameras. Yeah. Because we have cameras. And I was like, we're going to see. I was like, it's a parent who's dropping their kids off at the school. Like it's some asshole. And so I was like, we're going to, and our footage is so clear.

You can see it. Claire's day. A face. Everything. Yes. So we go through about 45 minutes. For about 45 minutes, we're looking and watching and watching and watching. And finally, Zach's like, let's go to lunch.

I cannot handle this. Let's get something to eat. We'll find it on the way home. So we go outside, and his car's out on the street. And he just is like, let me see. Let me just figure out this garage door thing, like what happened. And he's like, gets it up for the foot, and it won't go any further. And he's like, I'm going to climb underneath and just see if I can manually open it.

He goes under. I'm documenting this whole thing on InstaStory. I'm fuming. Yeah. He goes under and he sees that my trunk was open. Oh, no. Which was catching. Oh, my God.

It had nothing to do with anyone except you. Me. It was your fault. You accidentally popped your trunk. I popped my trunk. And I remember when I was running out the door to get in my Uber that morning that I hit something on my key. Oh, my God. That's such a Kelty skimmy move.

That is bad. Zach was like, you idiot. You're like, we're going to get this guy. I was like, I'm going to throw him in jail. Yeah, I should throw myself in jail. Yeah. I should throw myself in jail. I love when that kind of thing happens, though.

It's really funny. Karma, karma, karma. Yeah, karma. Well, here's my good week. Okay. So we went to do our New Year's Eve situation. Yellow panties. In Big Sur.

I wore blue panties for Peace and Serenity this year. If anybody doesn't know what I'm talking about, on New Year's Eve, we wear a certain color. I forgot to get – I wanted to wear yellow and then I forgot and then nowhere would overmind me a pair of – Yellow is money. I know. It didn't work the year I did it though. My red worked last year. That's true.

And all I had was red again. I'm like I don't need more love. I mean I could use more always. Wow. Biggers can't be choosers. Zach wore red this year because he wants more passion. I was like, well, if I'm not wearing it, then we're not – you're not getting it. I think he wants just probably more sex.

Just more sex I think. But I wore blue, which means the opposite of sex. It's peace and serenity. It's aloneness. Leave me alone. Anyways, I had a sober New Year's. You didn't drink at all? Because I just – I really overdid it like holidays.

Filming Lady Gang. And Lady Gang. Makes us alcoholics. And I realized I can have fun sober. Oh, you can? I could be a sober person. I can have fun sober. It was almost better.

I'm having fun right now. Well, yeah. This is – I mean – Oh, Jen. I never thought that I was capable. And I didn't really consciously go into it being like, I'm going to be sober. I just, every time the waiter would come, I'd be like, I'm good. Like, maybe later.

I don't know. And then I just got to a point where I was like, I've had a really nice night. And like. You know what you are. You're good. What? Old. Old.

Yeah. Yes. But everyone I was with was my age. Wasted. Or older. And like, drinking. So. Did Zach drink?

Zach can't not drink. Was he disappointed that you weren't like, getting wasted? Or did he not even notice? He was fine. Like, he's like, whatever, because I don't really ever get, like, drunk drunk where I'm actually any fun. So it's not like he felt like he was missing out. I think, yeah. I also think that I had my first sober, not sober, my first not hungover January 1st.

Wasn't it great? Because I, well, I went skiing on New Year's Eve. And, like, when you ski, you have to, like, take fireball shots and you have to drink beers. You have to. So I was drunk in the day of New Year's Eve. so then by the time that we even got ready for new year's eve night i don't like going out at night at all to begin with so especially not when i'm hung over at 5 p.m so by the time we even went out i was like i had maybe one glass of champagne came home at 11 and went to bed so it's pretty

good yeah january 1 feeling good i know i felt great like i drank a bunch of coffee i'm like felt great i bought myself a new cashmere pajama set as my christmas present to myself nice and i'm like oh i'm just gonna wear it hot sleeping in cashmere usually i take the pants off well it's like a pant and then like a cardigan and you can just wear whatever tank top you want with it but you could wear it to like walmart and it wouldn't be like offensive yeah because you guys were always making fun of my like sleeping clothes yeah your maternity pants yeah so i got some like tapered sweats anyway so i also they they're not like a bell sweat i hate you i actually kind of want to what brand are they i want to see them it's theory i have it here they're probably four

hundred dollars well no i got it on sale okay but normally four hundred dollars yeah yeah no it's expensive but it's a 60 off sale so it's like a hundred bucks or something yeah that's nice like a very nice pair of pajamas good for you old lady all right go good week i got the becca it looks good it does i didn't realize that i got the becca and i want to apologize to you until someone on the internet was like oh you got the becca and i was like oh because i just went in to your hairdresser and was like I want a blunt I don't want I want to cut

my hair but I do not want any layers in it because I just want it to be like really blunt and then she's like well how long are you thinking I was like just to my shoulders and then she cut my hair and I went home I was like I'm feeling cute and then I post a picture and everyone's like you got the Becca and I was like oh my god I'm like yet again copying Becca without knowing

so I wanted to apologize for you getting the Becca. You don't have to. But I do think I've upped the Lady Gang gang Yeah. Like, we're all collectively cooler because I got rid of, like, my mom hair. Yeah. It looks really good. I think this is my favorite hairstyle on you.

Me too. It doesn't look like the Becca on you, I don't think. No. I think it looks like the Kelty on you. Here's the thing. Sherry, who does our hair, has, like, a really great signature cut. Like, she can do a million things, but what she always does on me is, like, that blunt, shorter whatever, where everybody's sort of doing these, like, choppy bobs now.

This is heavy. Hers is heavy and it's blunt, and so that's going to look like the same haircut. Yeah. But it's not. I mean, you look different. I think it looks different on you. It's not like you, like, get the same hair color as me. And I didn't ask.

And you didn't ask for it. I want you to know I didn't ask for the Becca. It was an after Becca. It's fine. Okay. Anyway, I look cute. It is cute. I love the color, too.

Thank you. Bad week. I'm laying in bed. I'm very gassy because it's the fall. It's not, actually. It's winter. Well, in the fall, I drank, like, I drank a year's worth of Diet Coke in, like, two months while we were filming Lady Gang. Like, I just drank it like water.

Morning, noon, night. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. So I'm laying in bed with Chris, and I've always gone there with him with, like, the face mask and the hair turbans and, like, the ugly pajamas. But I've never gone there with, like, bodily fluid. I'm not like, oh, my stomach. I have diarrhea. Like, I kind of, like, keep that to myself. So we're laying in bed, and I've been reading all these books.

And we're laying in bed. It's the holidays. Oh, my gosh. just having times we're just like all snuggly in bed and i just like rolled over and like a giant fart came out like a loud like squeaker of a fart and i was there's no hiding it but like i didn't say anything like should i have said something yes like that's so awkward to not i know are you on a first date like it didn't happen kind of like i pretended like oh it was like my toes rubbing together like i don't know i mean he listens to this podcast so now he's gonna know for sure what

he suspected for sure when it happened that it was a fart i just don't know should you talk about a fart after you fart in bed or do you just let it go i go this is what i go i go oops i tooted yeah okay you're five that's not gonna work but what i don't understand is like you you've talked to chris or on this podcast that he has listened to about like nipple hair i know and toe hair i don't do it in person but it's he knows it happens because he hears you so it seems weird that like you guys just don't break that barrier in person yeah like also like you're human like you obviously fart and poop like do i though now you know chris if you don't hear it doesn't happen yeah i feel like it's time to start addressing it it's awkward if zach let one rip and we just pretended it did

not happen it would be it makes it so much worse it would well first of all we're disgusting all we do is like fart and like laugh about it it's like a frat house in my bedroom but like that's so we are too extreme i wish that we could take it back a little bit but what you're doing is odd it's really weird like when you have diarrhea like one time what if what if you have diarrhea and he wants to like go see a movie do you make up an excuse like why you need to be by your toilet I only have morning diarrhea. We'd never be going to the movies. You got, like, food poisoning.

Like, hypothetically. One time we were on the way home from lunch, and I was like, oh, can we just stop at this threading place? It was back before I was, like, shaving my face, and I was just getting threaded. And I let them do my eyebrows, and then also was like, can you do my lip? And then he was like, what did they do when you're sticking your tongue in your lip? And, like, he saw me get my lip shaved, and I was, like, kind of embarrassed about it. Really? Mm-hmm.

I understand that part. Once you mustache, you can't mustachio back. It's true. I would never let Zach see me pluck my nipple hair. I've never let – I feel like the nipple hair kind of – well, here's the thing. The difference between, like, a fart and a nipple hair is a fart. It's something that everybody does. It's true.

A nipple hair is like a freak of nature thing. Yeah, it's more like a freak – I have them too. No, but it's like you know that in their minds – like, if I said to my husband, like, somebody who seems perfect, Olivia Colpo, you know, he knows that if he dated Olivia Colpo, she also toots. Like, he's not an idiot. That's what I'm saying. However, I doubt in his mind he realizes that she also might have nipple hair. Right. Because it's like.

Or like a yeast infection. Right. It's like. Yeah, they're like the unmentionables. Yes. And those are the things that I'm like, I shouldn't say anything because he's going to think that I'm an exception to the rule when really it is the rule. Women have nipple hair.

Every woman. Thank you. And every woman has diarrhea. Okay. Every woman. Okay. My good week. I finally did something that I've been wanting to do for years and that was take a ceramics class

like a wheel throwing ceramics class and in my mind like I can't meditate I can't do any of that bullshit like hot yoga I'm thinking about like nine million different things and I felt so zen for the first time maybe in my entire life and I think I'm gonna take it up as a hobby you should yeah making bowls yeah vases it's hard I'll take a I'll take a jack vanek original at my house well I'll make you something. I really enjoy it. Like, it's something to do with my hands. And then I saw these guys in there with, like, their AirPods in.

And it seemed like a whole process that you do. So I'm very excited about my new hobby. Good for you. Yeah. How are you at it? I was good. I'm good at, like, artsy things. Artsy things, yeah.

So, but I've never really done it before. So it's, like, a new avenue. Did your guy sit behind you like Ghost and, like, shirtlessly, like, you both put your hands in the mud? For a second. No, what we did is, like, a joke. I knew you did. You know I would. I knew you did.

Such a douchebag. Okay, what's your bad week? I could do all the cheesy things. Okay, so I have my newest smoking weed and going down an Instagram K-hole nightmare that happened to me. Do you guys know who JoJo Siwa is? Yes, of course. Everyone knows JoJo. No.

They do? Everyone knows her. Only everyone knows now because of Justin Bieber. No, everyone knew before. Okay, so this is pre-Justin Bieber. You guys never watched Dance Moms? No. I did, but who is it?

JoJo is one of the little girls on Dance Moms, but now she's 15. Or a side pony in a big bun. She's never grown up since 8. Yes. So this is the thing that freaks me out. 15-year-old, 8-year-old. She's 15 years old. She's a line at Walmart or Target or one of those.

She's so rich. She's also really tall. She's 5'9". She wears these huge bows in her hair. She dresses crazy. She speaks like Guy Fieri. She, like, yells at the camera. It is the craziest thing in the world.

she just got a car with her face on it like there's all these things that she's doing but wouldn't you no we literally have spent the entire year being like why do we get a billboard it's true so it's like if we got a porsche with our faces on it we actually did put our faces on a van so i'm just like this is true okay devil's advocate you know but after smoking weed and then going down this cable she also wears these like bright neon clothes she's very very out there She's like, yeah. And her demographic is, like, four-year-olds. So it's just, like, a very weird juxtaposition of, like –

She's like the Wiggles. She's an adult child entertainer. The Wiggles. She is like the Wiggles. But only one. Adult you can trust. And she's herself. But, like, in my mind, I'm like, she's got to have this, like, weird dark side.

Sure. And I want to know what it is. And there's just all these things. I went down – I watched every video of her. I've watched so many YouTube videos. You can't grow. Like, there's going to hit a point, 17 maybe. She's got to stop.

She's going to stop. She's going to go away to college. she's going to discover meth. She's going to come back in and her like paper magazine photo shoot where she's like JoJo grown up.

Well that's my Everyone does it. That's my thing where it's like she's so far on this one side I'm like she's got to start she's going to do drugs at some point

or like fall off the deep end. Or she's Bob Ross for the rest of her life. That's true. She's Frankie Grande. She's also making so much money like it really stresses me out. Good for her.

She found her niche. No it's at JCPenney her line. Sorry I just saw it. And she has a doll at Walmart. And she sells bows for like $20. I know.

It's so crazy. You know what I mean? It really stressed me out. It's like people really made fun of Caitlin Bristow when she tried to sell scrunchies for $20, but JoJo Siwa was selling you a hair bow for like $26. I know. So who's funny now? I know.

She's laughing all the way to the bank. Everyone needs an accessory. Yeah. That's it. It freaks me out. That's all I have to say. When we come back, our horoscopes for 2019. Now back to the Lady Gang.

Okay. We're back. Who wants to go first, Becca or Jack? Me. Okay. Oh. Oh, Becca is a Capricorn. I'm the goat.

Okay. I really am excited for you. So I did two different situations. First one is your overall horoscope. And the second one is your horoscope in love. Okay. Okay. Capricorn 2019.

Okay. Get ready as the world will be your oyster. As per Capricorn 2019, you will come off with flying colors as you will witness a positive transformation in both personal and professional life the whole nine yards during this phase. As the 10th sign of the zodiac, the earthy Capricorn represents that you are ambitious, determined, and a helpful person. It is truly said that it is better to stock up before the winter comes. As you are also a reliable, practical, and hardworking person,

it is a perfect time to think about your future. And remember that actions speak better than words. Try to improve yourself, think more rationally, and make realistic plans and keep your eye on the ball always. For now, keep the worry about your financial investments and savings at bay, as there will be better than average results. Woo! Better than average. Better than average. How's your average?

Shooting for the stars. Great. Cool. What do you think of this? So it's basically saying, like— very exciting and then it kind of brought you back down no it's a keep well i don't like the part where it says make realistic plans because you are someone that like is like let's start our own train and you're like oh okay we should make a lady gang train like like all the things that

happen becca's like we should just do that ourselves and then we end up doing it yeah so don't be realistic becca okay cool i'm into it i like it the world is your oyster i like it how it opened do you think you're an ambitious determined and helpful person i'm not helpful no do you think you're a reliable practical and hard-working person you're very reliable yeah i would say you're reliable and hard-working yeah and determined i'm hard-working when there's like paycheck involved well if you're not paying me don't expect me to work well that's volunteer that's true you know what i mean we've been doing a lot we've been volunteering a lot lady gang in general has been like a quite a big exercise it's mostly volunteer work at this point

Yeah, yeah. Some clout. Okay. All right. Let's do all of our regulars and then come back and do our loves. I'm into that one. Okay, Jack, are you ready? You're a Taurus.

This one, I'm really excited for you. The bull. Jack, the title of your horoscope is Good Time to Set Priorities. As per astrology, this year is going to be really exciting for you. As it is filled with a lot of astonishments and amazement. Oh, what does that mean? The Taurus 2019 horoscope says that this year will be very fruitful for you and your dear ones because there lies a great possibility for you to get promoted at your job or obtain some good amount of profit through your business. Oh, hell yeah.

I have lots of those. Yeah. Furthermore, students may also get a chance to go abroad to pursue their higher education, which will be marked as a good opportunity for them to grow and get some exposure. so I'm taking that as Lady Gang's going international we're going to Australia we're going to London we're taking it international

students of Lady Gang Lady Gang University your family life and matters affiliated to love will also bloom like a beautiful flower in a garden this year will be enjoyable

and you will be able to accomplish tasks related to your profession and some related to your personal ones which were incomplete for some time now oh what was that an important well i'm trying to get you guys to like talk about what i'm saying but so far i'm just reading it you're mostly just giving us weird look cryptic sorry because it's all these words it's just like a lot yeah of words that don't really make sense okay i'm not done this is the best time where you can do some good planning and implement them in the most perfect manner to get the best out of yourself and the resources available to you.

So work hard, aim to give your 100%, and the rest will follow. You may as well notice that you will have a great bonding with the people around you. You just gave her the weirdest, creepiest look. You're like, we're going to bond this year. It says, as predicted in your Taurus yearly horoscope. Yeah. What does this mean? What do you think?

Love is blooming. Love is blooming. Everything is blooming. Are you going to talk about love? Everyone wants to know what's going on. Are you still single? Are you official? Are you like, were you like, want to be boyfriend and girlfriend?

She's gun shy. I'm what? I'm gun shy. You put it on Instagram. I know. I'm like, I have PTSD from my last relationship. Don't make her DTR. I'm not going to make you down to fun.

What is it? DTR? DTF. I'm, by the way. Defining the relationship. Define the relationship, yeah. You don't have to do that. No, it's not that I don't want to.

You defined it. You put a picture on Instagram with him, which means you're not dating other people no and i haven't been dating other people for like seven months so i just so everything we did on lady gang you lied you actually did date someone else it was i set you up i set you up on a date other than the blind date with that guy that i can't remember his name i think he was 23 this could be your penis um that i have said the most inappropriate things to my entire life yeah um no love it's looking good okay do you guys want to hear mine yes okay kelty what if we were like no honestly they all kind of sound the same no

way mine's way different and so is both of yours they are okay go ahead wasn't ours both like your year is gonna be good yours was like don't worry about money and work hard get ready store up your energy shit's coming yours was like love is good you're gonna purely bond with people but okay i guess you guys weren't listening maybe you should start transcribing these things for people i know Oh, you should give the CliffsNotes of these. Kelty's Aquarius. It is said that adopt the pace of nature because her secret is patience. You have shown tremendous patience.

Have you? Until now. But now is the time for you to carefully analyze the situations affecting you or asking for your attention and wisely act upon them in a very effective manner. It means that everyone wants my attention and I've been just waiting for a lot of things to pop off in different ways. And right now I need to look and be like, what is serving me and get rid of everything that's not. Well, please don't get rid of the lady game. I'm going to try not to.

I like that you just used the term pop off. I know. What's going to pop off? Is that like a word you looked up that's like one of the kids using these days? What's a hip way to say take off? It's going to pop off. DTR, pop off. Down to fun.

Everyone uses pop-off. No, they don't. I've never used pop-off in my life. No, you know what? It's about to pop off. No, I use the term pop-in. Like if I'm at a party, it's like pop-in, you know? Hop-in?

Pop-in. Like I was at like Mary Pop-ins. I was at a breakfast place today and it was really early, but there was a lot of people there. I'm like, this place is pop-in right now. I think it's hop-in is what you're saying. Is it? I think it's meant to be hopping, yeah. I've been using poppin' the entire time.

Well, I think it's both. I think poppin' is like, oh, this popcorn's really poppin'. You both are morons. Anyway, just don't use the word poppin'. Pop off. Pop off is a shitty vodka. Lady Gang is going to pop off this year. It's going to pop off.

We're going to get a pop off sponsorship. Oh, God. $6 vodka. Okay, here we go. With that said, Aquarius is blessed with tremendous analytical qualities. I can't say it, but I have them. Analytical. This particular quality brings out the genius wizard in them, thank you, horoscope, who converts the poison into medicine.

With their endeavor, they can beat any struggle and climb any mountain and convert the tough times into their desired and favorable situations. Aquarians are decision makers. They wield a very strong and effective deciding power. Why are you looking at me with those eyes? if you have lost your faith in something or feeling hopeless the spring is here and the winter has ended your faith in your goals aims and objectives will be rekindled and reaffirmed by no one else but you basically winston churchill basically my shit my shit's about to pop off you guys in my thing it called me a genius wizard who is patient who turns

tremendous patient who turns and can beat any struggle climb any mountain they turn poison into medicine i mean yes finally a year gets me finally a year with all those mumbo jumbo words what that even meant this meant i've been waiting and i've had to make some tough decisions and everything that i have waited for or dealt with that has been hard is about to turn poison into medicine i'm going to turn all the shitty parts of 2018 into like whoa popping off it's popping off 2019 has you like cool momming so hard i know that was the most cool mom is it this new haircut you're really feeling yourself i'm just i'm trying listen 2018 i was not my best self and I didn't enjoy most of the year

because I was really stressed out the whole year and this year I am like really committed to eating foods not just living on coffee and like being a nice person and enjoying this so I'm enjoying I'm popping off okay listen I take it I'll take this as opposed to the catatonic

psychopath that we dealt with all last year but listen we're still getting shit done we're still working hard but we're doing it in a fun way and you're just DTFing I left you guys alone for the entire Christmas break you did every day i had things i needed to ask you i put them on the list i asked you wait at the end i was so kind i was so nice i was like if you want here's a question answer it

whatever you want if you would like to answer i am a genius wizard who is an effective strong effective deciding power okay ready for love oh my god yeah sure okay jack's love life jack lean you will be learning many hard lessons in relationships this year no like i need more of these lessons will prepare you for the future i already did that are we in the future is this from is that for 2017 no 19 certain professional meetings may lead to positive relationships however you should stay cautious from the middle of the year many things in love are likely to get energized. A better understanding of yourself and your partner

will help you go a long way in improving your emotional love life. As the year moves on, Taurus natives will witness much progress on the love front. Time will be on your side. Keep going and stay clear of rifts and differences during this year. You may witness a surge in your romantic feelings. feelings. You will cautiously stay connected with your lover through channels like the

internet. It is envisioned that the phase from August to December is the best for your relationships. Make the best use of this time to increase the connection in your bond. Try to find out more about your partner to increase the

closeness between both of you. Oh, wow. This is the year that you say you're in love. I'm in love. She already is. yeah okay you're in love but this is the year you're moving together possibly this is the year in the back seat of the taxi when you put your arms around me punch that's a main that's a song it is the lyrics is he the singer no he plays guitar oh that's hot okay do you want to know about your love life becca not really okay cool because that's what we're doing today so okay

oh oh oh becca divorce no these are these are everything do you ever have bad horoscopes listen to this no no jack always jack yours was like new love right that really didn't i mean okay yours listen how perfect this is for you you also okay we predict that you will have a euphoric married life and a bond which you will share will get stronger day by day you said nothing about married. So this is definitely true. The development and understanding between you and your spouse will expand as per the Capricorn marriage horoscope. In every situation, your spouse will stand behind you like a shield. At the beginning of the year, there aren't any beautiful scenarios happening. Are you listening to me? At the beginning of the year, there aren't

any beautiful scenarios happening. But after March, you are likely to see an increase in your happiness cool what's happening in march nothing oh lady gang sorry oh why is lady gang why am i even doing this it doesn't say anything about marriage in the second paragraph of this horoscope it says in general my happiness in march is it because lady gang is gonna pop off it's gonna you are likely to get some special benefits from your spouse your life partner will understand your feelings and also respect them avoid any such thing which may decrease the harmony between the both of you try to meet the needs of your life partner the phase will also be good for children your children may face health problems so take good care of your health

take them to the doctor and get the adequate treatment done your children this year will bring you peace and happiness your children will make progress in their life you're gonna get pregnant this year is what this is saying to me i think it's orally well even if i got pregnant this year i wouldn't have a child you'll have a child growing in front side of you need to make sure you go to all those ultrasounds and do the prenatal screening is what this is saying yeah watch out oof your children may face health problems so you might have a child that is breach you're so weird i'm saying the cord could be wrapped that's not breach breach is upside down i'm saying all the different things oh give me every bad scenario please

okay i appreciate it what other things can go wrong during pregnancy anything you might have terrible morning sickness you might die at child labor nice medieval times okay here's mine 2019 love it seems to be a very good time for marital life oh thank you you will be able to enjoy the company of each other very nicely throughout the year sometimes you will see some ups and downs in your relations but finally there will increase love among the two of you it is often said that the arguments and quarrels increase the level of love among couples chris and i never fight so that's weird we just ignore each other the time from january to the first week of april is a joyful and enthusiastic time for newly married couples and this time will also show removal of

any difficulties in married life this time will bring you and your partner closer during this period try your best to avoid brawls in your love life because even though the time might be favorable it doesn't take much time for negativity to kick in don't i know it it's gonna pop off do you think all the people who aren't any of these signs that are listening are really annoyed yeah because it's the same like when we had the astrologist lady on and everybody was like none of these applied sometimes you feel quite dissatisfied with your marriage can i just finish this sometimes you might feel quite dissatisfied with your marriage but a change in your spouse's behavior might disturb or disappoint you slightly but this time you should try to make efforts to

find the reason for the change in behavior i feel like we should probably cut this out of the episode why it's fine it's fine because it's gonna hurt chris's feelings again no because it's like anybody who's not a Capricorn Taurus or Aquarius. This is the whole episode. I know. It's the entire episode. It's our horoscopes. I feel like they're going to be a little irritated. Don't be irritated, everyone. You're listening. But they're getting to know us a little

bit. They heard about your guy. They heard about your breech baby. They heard they killed the guy, so woo! My ear's going to pop off. I mean, they want to know about us. I'm so sick of talking about the new year. Okay. Well, on that note, when we

come back, we're going to do Ask the Lady Gang Jesus Christ, Becca. Hey, ladies. Okay. Ask the Lady Gang. Okay, we're back. God. I'm so sorry I produced the show in such a negative way.

I guess you should spend an hour putting a show together for you next time. You wouldn't even let us. I would. You would literally never let us. Never. I would 100% let you. I hate doing these things. Okay.

Such a lie. Read the fun. I can't wait for our downloads for this episode to be five. read the fun fan letter first before we do R-F-F-L F-F-L it's about to pop off

it's just a fun fan letter do I say his whole name? sure from Darren McCann subject just and unapologetic his question or fan mail is this isn't a question ladies more of a statement

of my opinion on word I was told a long time ago by a woman i love and trust and respect that sorry is a five-letter word for you because you didn't give a shit in the first place never say sorry apologize if you really mean it i think you three ladies are fantastic i'm no larry david by any means but the offer's out there oh sorry i'm sending orly a treat through the furbo app that's what that was noise was wow glad you're in this podcast were you excited about that i thought that was nice but anyway that was nice okay great what's next

did he say we're sorry too much no he just said don't apologize for who you are you guys are great oh I don't think we've ever apologized

for who we are have we oh my god Becca no it's out of treats are you getting paid secretly for this right now I heard it were you like

no Shady and being like I'll talk about the furbo on the podcast if you give me $5,000 it's because Orly's oops my furbo

and if you use my code Becca you can get 20% off you know I'm obsessed with it I know you are okay can we do best legging

let's not give them another free ad okay You're the one that's always like, don't give it away for free. I'm really just talking about Orly. All right. This girl loves you, Becca. Are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready. Subject is dating a guy 14 years older than me. She says, hi, Becca, I love you. I started dating a guy I randomly met at the dog park a little over five months ago, and things have slowly but surely become more and more serious. I would think this is a normal thing as I just moved to Chicago. please come to the lady gang in parentheses and was open to anything but not actively

seeking anything out which is when you always find somebody the only hesitation I have is that he's 36 and I'm 22 I know I should be chilling in my 20s but my career trajectory which is in medicine has made dating in general take a back seat I just don't want to feel like I'm young and taking advantage of him

in any way some wise words of wisdom could help how old is he? he's 36 and she's 22 that is quite a difference in age i just okay what's going on with him that he's 36 and he wants to date a 22 year old yeah because that's like you're at a different point in your life obviously serious she's in school yeah no no i'm saying she's got to be mature yeah my whole thing is like so my grandparents who have both passed on my dad's dad was much older like 20 years older

than the grandma and when he got like you just have to think about it when he's when you get older when he's 80 and you're 60 and you're retiring and you're ready to like travel the world like he's 80 you know when you're 40 and you're like our age or my age and you're like i'm still cute and i'm fine i'm 40 he's 60 so you just have to be like he's not 20 years older than her he's for 15 oh i can't 22 and 36 oh 14 years yeah it's not bad i think it's fine i don't think she's really no i mean i i do think that that is quite a big age difference in the where they're at in their lives yeah because you change so much in your 20s especially starting from her age and at 36 i mean he's he's like a man like a he's a man here's the thing man the beauty of this

is that men fortunately unfortunately depends on how you look at it they can start their families at 40 yeah right so like george cleaning that shit yeah you could have four more years even more but like just have a good time enjoy him like don't I think that everyone gets really worked up about what things look like on paper and if the timing is right for them the timing is different for everyone so

if you enjoy being with him and vice versa like just go with it and I think her question is more she doesn't want to take advantage of him probably because she thinks that he's in a serious place girlfriend but it's like let him take advantage of him and also if you're in

med school why are you listening to the lady gang i know you're too she probably needs like an outlet with idiots like yeah it's like how i watch love island yeah but i'm not doing anything well i was gonna say your life is with idiots yeah so just more idiots more yeah okay all right whatever i think we could gave good advice but i don't know sorry i thought i don't know if that's math is hard okay so next question is too poor for the bride my sister lives on the other end of the country and a couple months ago she asked me to be in her wedding at the time i said yes but i recently lost my job i can no longer afford the travel expenses bridesmaid dress wedding gift etc i know if i tell her that i can't be there she'll throw a fit and make me feel awful what

do i do this is sister yeah i wonder if this is something you could go to your parents about i don't know what your parents relationship is like but i think for the family it's probably really important that you're there and supporting your sister and i feel like this is one of those times where you could go to an aunt or a mom or a dad and be like listen i just lost my job i really can't afford to do the wedding can you help me out and then turn to the sister and be like hey listen I just lost my job and I really need you to like keep that in mind when you pick this bridesmaid's dress like can we please do something that I can buy second hand or like I can go to forever 21 and get a black dress that's gonna look just as good to match the other black dresses like

it's not the time for her to pick the $400 thing and then I think as far as the shower and the bachelorette party and stuff like she's gonna understand and she probably has a friend that really does want to step up yeah like i have a friend right now and i'm throwing a baby shower for her and like some of my other friends are not like really in the mood to do that but i'm really in the mood to like shower a friend and like plan a big party right now i don't know why i just am so like i'm stepping up and being like i'll throw the baby shower even though she probably has closer friends you know what i mean yeah yeah it's true i think that's really good advice i think so too yeah just be honest are you guys like giving me props yeah popping off answer no i don't think

you're popping off girl you're not popping off oh i thought you were popping off thank you okay really that's it that's it yeah i mean i think that's that's pretty solid advice i mean that's it for the answer questions oh no one more oh don't my other thing is like just it's not worth going into debt over no no i would not but also but also if you're going it's your sister yeah and also if you are going to be purchasing anything for yourself just keep it a secret it's nobody's business how you spend your money but people do get in a position of being

like well she couldn't do this but she can do this or if she sees you on Instagram like going out to dinner or whatever lay low girl don't be like oh my god out with the girls bottomless mimosas and then you're not going to her wedding just be mindful because that

upsets people like if all of a sudden you're skiing and having a prisky or whatever that is I don't know whatever that is okay last question comes from struggling lady oh she says that she's been dating I've been dating my boyfriend for five months now he's new to town and none of his friends live here so I haven't met anyone he's super sweet she hasn't met anyone oh I don't know he's super sweet but refuses to post anything with me in it he doesn't use Facebook Instagram or Twitter but does have a snapchat I feel like he's hiding me but when I bring it up he says

it's what he does in person that matters not online i feel like he doesn't want someone on his snap to see that he's dating me help i've told him how i feel and he says i'm pushing him away and putting the blame on me what should i do oh my god well this is a whole listen i'm gonna ask you you've been seeing this guy for a minute yeah and you never really you started kind of putting him on instagram yeah it's like popping up and people could have thought you were friends or whatever like was he ever like uh hello no not at all i mean but i wasn't not posting him on instagram because i was trying to hide him from somebody i was just making i mean i was making sure that i was serious with somebody before i'm plastering them on my instagram as

somebody that like that's part of like my job you know what i mean so i think that this is a completely different situation this sounds like he's shady shady and then projecting his shadiness onto her and making her feel he's gaslighting her yeah like it does feel like gaslighting really because chris like is not a big social media guy oh but i guess he introduced me to his friends right away in real life he didn't introduce her to the friends he's using snapchat he's using social media he just won't post her in it but like chris never posts me on his instagram he posts like dogs and like but when you first were dating never he's never like he's never put up there's no pictures of me on his facebook page he never goes private so like he's really that's

Snapchat is not for private people. Right. No. You're right. You're right. Snapchat is what you do to shady, to talk to girls, send nudes to each other in shady land. Yeah, yeah. Shady land.

I don't know what shady land is. You should make a board game called Shady Land. And it's like Candy Land versus shady shit. Oh my God. It's so good. Shady land sounds so good. It's literally just online dating. When we do like a hard liquor, we should call it Shady Land.

Mmm. Nope. Okay. That doesn't really make sense for a liquor. Okay. Anyway. The girls are like, you were popping off and now you're not. Actually, it'll be like how Dolly has her Dollywood.

Dollywood. it's a shady land oh my god but it's like it could be our haunted house wait it's like that and just a bunch of

your exes and you know the game the Toy Story game in Disneyland where you go and you shoot in the little cars and it can just be like you shooting off

like all your wait I have a genius it's probably not genius at all okay but do it but like here let me pitch something okay

so I feel like on Valentine's Day we should do something like you know sleep no more in New York yeah I love it the experience whatever

so we should rent out a warehouse space and just get a bunch of actors and it's like we set up little simulations of dates and we make them all f*** boys. So you go to each place and like your experience is terrible

but like all different types of f*** boys. So then on Valentine's Day you can be like, thank god I'm single. Yeah. And we'll call it Shadyland. Shadyland. But like at each station you get like a really good cocktail or something. Yeah, you get a great cocktail. Like a foot massage.

Yeah, like something good but then you get At the last station, they put a vibrator under Clint. And you leave with an orgasm popping off. Kind of like sexual assault. Like all the, yeah, it does sound like sexual assault. Anyway. Like every tape, every station, it's like one. There's like a Chad and then a Chavis.

There's like cheap Chad who makes you split the bill. Cheap Chad. And then Mark's there with his cargo shorts. And then shady Sean. Shady Sean who's Snapchatting his dick under the table. And then ghosty Greg who just disappears. No, we love Greg. Greg's good.

greg's a good one ghosty gary giles and then like and then what's the guy like who's the guy that gaslight gary gaslight i like what's all also what's the thing called when loves his mom leonard you look so much like my mom you remind me so much i'm gonna call her let's call her do you want to facetime her right now micro penis mike yes we had one of the other bad things dad bob danny but dad bob danny what about flip-flop frank he's like at the wedding he goes to the wedding with you and he wears a suit and a house of boys yeah let's do that shady land halloween let's do a halloween it needs to be for

halloween this is just boys i love it so much i've never been so passionate about anything in my life ever this is the best idea we've ever had bad kisser brad oh bad breath okay well this show is over i'm glad i got really good at the end He's on you, Peter. Guys, let us know if this is a good idea for a haunted house. Have we just been working too many hours, or is this the greatest idea you've ever heard? Don't steal it. Ain't a lot of them.

You guys are so stupid. Okay, well, the show's over. Thank you. I hope you got this as far, because the rest of it sucked. It didn't. It was so nice. People love horoscopes. You're welcome, Capricorn Taurus and Aquarius.

Sorry, everyone else. People want to know about us. We're popping off. Okay. On that note, see you next Tuesday. Let's do it together. I was the only one that didn't do it. See you next Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday. Five, six, seven, eight. See you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. You objected that on purpose. Bye. Yay! Yay!

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