LadyGang - Whitney Port

Episode Date: June 19, 2017

Fashion maven and star of both "The Hills" & "The City" Whitney Port graces the LadyGang studio in all her pregnant glory to talk about her fellow "The Hills" alumni baby boom and her fancy dishware line with Target while the LadyGang use every tool on the internet to help her name her baby! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Each week, we catch up with Hollywood's hottest girl posse, Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vanek. hello hello hello and welcome to the lady gang i am becca tobin actress and vlogger across from me is kelty knight entertainment journalist she's on every red carpet around again she's on another level you've got to stop that voice what is that voice i don't know guys welcome to the lady gang pod okay uh to my right is jack vanek uh clothing designer ceo of jack the nook no what's your middle name again jacqueline mine's grace mine is peteris peteris that sounds like a disease wait what is peteris is your my mom's last maiden name oh i like when people do that i think i'm gonna give my kid my maiden name like their middle name yeah because

i mean like you can hold on to a little part of it if you have a boy though i think tobin would be a really cute i like the name tobin for a boy oh yeah it would be good oh it might be on my or something but here's the thing i don't like pregnant i don't know tobin tobin i don't like the nickname it's like philip phillips i don't like i love him i do too i thought for a moment he was gonna be my next boyfriend when i was single he's pretty hot i had it like a helmet or a hoe you wanted to do a hoe what would you call a fantasy fantasy and a hoe a ho to see ho to see that doesn't work anyways um yeah but i don't like the name toby so yeah and you'll get toby yeah it's bad okay um what is your mom's maiden name henry henry oh that's cute because

you can use that for a boy but no one wants to a guy named henry i almost like the name henry for a girl sorry i'm trying to think of a hot henry henry no henry's are dorks yeah but rich henry always has a jet so then let's go with henry okay yeah because like guys can be dorky let's be serious yeah um and now it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no i'm gonna start my good week is this i have been driving for how many years now how old are you 21 so six yeah yeah so like three years so two four novice a long time yeah and i got into my friend's car i had to drive her car down the street and i was like i love her car like i feel like i'm like really in control of this vehicle and then i said something to her and she was like well it's because

I sit like so high and so close and I was like I'm sure I do the same because every valet that gets in my car is like oh my gosh I'm so close to the steering wheel no turns out I got into my own car after that adjusted the seat I suddenly feel like all those accidents that I've caused are because I've been sitting in the wrong position in my car for years now and I've adjusted it it's incredible but i was driving around like making turns and having to like kind of sit up and crank my head to see if there was like a child or a dog you're like that person that drives in the car and people don't think that there's a person that's exactly what i've been looking like little tinted eyebrows yeah they're like wow there's a driver in that car

how bizarre is that i drive really high up too i have a jeep so i'm really high no but like just because you're high your seat that's the thing because you can be driving any car and every car i've driven even if i'm high up i feel like i'm sinking yeah and i have to like look over the steering wheel yeah but like who has it why didn't people tell me this anyway i don't know i feel like my insurance uh like deductible should go down now because i like because you figured it out yeah um okay my bad week is that i went out of town for a friend's birthday and my husband got invited to see paula abdul in concert i saw him there oh and kelty bumped into him all of my friends were there he doesn't even care about paula how the hell why

was he going because our friends went and they invited him and i was like the one weekend i go out of town i miss my idol my absolute well she's your like biggest but when i saw her at we day that that like i remember i was so starstruck yeah and she was so cute and so sweet she suddenly became like top five celebrities for me and then i heard she crushed it she crushed it and even more than that i would do want to let you know i was five seconds away from texting jack vanek and saying i just saw zach at the hollywood bowl with like five women and becca's nowhere to be found and like do i tell her i think jack is having an orgy right now because chris was like is that zach and i was like no there's no way he would be out without becca and then i was like what is

zach doing in a gaggle of women yes no he went he went with our friends john and joey and deirdre like a gay couple and then i did not see john and joey but the big group of girls was leah and her girlfriends not the group he was walking with and then there was another i think you need to have a conversation with jack another group of women yeah so that was friends of friends yeah so it was like yes but thanks it was a gaggle looking out for me he was having a real home and yeah that was a that was a helmet yeah it was his ex-helmet he's a hoe um jack kelty who wants to go i'll go um so good week do you guys know this is like really embarrassing do you guys know who the sprouse twins are yes cole and dylan yeah do you know who they are they're like disney stars

you're size becca better you're no oh we all know each other you do just kidding all the short people yes they're actually not well they're like 5 10 i looked it up anyways um so they're men there are 25 children so that's debatable they're children they're like disney star kids um i hate that you don't even know i i knew so i learned about this last night because somebody posted in our lady gang facebook group about cole has this side instagram of his called camera duels and all it is is photos that he takes of fans trying to take photos of him and then he has these like crazy long amazing captions about like how he like caught him in the act and then there's all these videos of like girls getting really embarrassed being like you're not gonna put me

on your instagram are you and it's amazing that sounds lame it's actually not great i checked it out it's really funny but anyways uh then i started stalking him on twitter and like i'm kind of date i'm kind of attracted to him that kind of makes me a profile he's probably your forever person 22 in a disney star he's 25 25 you're only 26 yeah oh i'm actually 24 he's older than me you're 24 30 oh yeah you're 30 never mind did you think i was 10 years younger than you i don't know that's insane i always feel like you're way cooler so it's probably an age thing true so anyways i he's and he actually looks kind of like ryan ross she's got a type ladies and gentlemen yeah totally super skinny and not that tall um so my bad week is sometimes when I can't sleep

I take Ambien and sometimes slash all the time when you take Ambien you should not ever be on your phone doing anything because it never goes well no matter what what did you do so I was just like chatting with a guy before I was like going to bed and I took an Ambien and thank god I didn't online shop because that's what I usually do and then end up with something that i don't even like a pet egg or something and i was like texting this guy and i don't remember what i said because you kind of like black out woke up in the next the next morning and i the last text that i said to him was i want you to roll me in a ball and stick me in your pocket and carry me around with you and then he never responded no kidding well i considered that one

done jack was it sexting leading no were you like oh i want to feel your like wet pussy and then you were like i wanted to no it's just a normal conversation and then that's just what you write the next day like sorry i took an ambien yeah and no sponsor no text back wow so he's talking about you currently on his podcast yeah you're his bad week i am his bad we're each other's bad week so at least it's mutual inspiration yeah healthy so you guys know that i live in hollywood and hollywood do you i don't know if you guys know this but i live in hollywood and how early do you wake up and she's hashimoto's anyway she's really a type guys i'm out this is amazing a friend of mine just got diagnosed with hashimoto's i was like oh my sister actually has

it let me connect you and then i was like and also kelty and then i was like no no no no wait a second don't give this if you talk to kelty your life is ending it's over it's forever changed You're going to come out of that feeling very blue. So don't call Kelty. You can never eat a piece of bread ever again. Don't eat the bread. Okay. My bad week is I live in Hollywood, and it's a little bit shady sometimes.

And so I have two security lights on my house, and they're the kind that when you walk by, it, like, lights up. Like a motion? Yeah, motion sensor. And so I'm in a fight with some homeless people because they keep jumping up to, like, the level of my house and unscrewing the light bulbs. So I don't know what they can do at night. and then i replace them and then the next day i put like two new spotlights in and then the night comes and i drive to work and i look out and someone's stolen the light bulbs out so now i'm getting a different kind of sensor light that has halogen lights that you can't steal so

but who steals the light do they actually take the light but if they're homeless they take the light bulb so that they can like probably have sex in that corner by my gate oh so they're not taking the light bulb to use at the shelter they're not taking it out so they can do shady business they can't do shady business like a a thing away from you no i know there's a whole hollywood why you got to do it right under my there's a lot of hollywood it's a great place it's a place it's a little dark corner if i wanted to have outdoor sex it would probably be that corner yeah because it's nice and renovated great it is it's modern okay so okay good week um i found a new favorite word every week you've had a new favorite wait can i

can i propose something yeah can we have a word of the week that's gonna be a lot of work no it's too much work i can't commit to that no fine yeah it's just sometimes this is actually a new saying it's not a word what is it um it's past the salt okay this is how you use it so if if becca's like you know what i just this woman she was awful or like i just hate my hair today and they're like oh past the salt so when you're being salty you bring so salty yeah do you like it i probably won't use it i may okay let me sleep on it lady gang tweet me and let me know if you're gonna pass the salt so if like someone walks by you at work and they're like angie i told you the meeting was at three you just go oh pass the salt i like that you're being a bitch yeah yeah it's basically

you're being a bitch all right so um what's coming up speaking of bitches just kidding we love this bitch someone is pregnant and we're going to name their baby yay okay what's going on now here's the lady gang our guest had a lust worthy wedding has lust worthy hair and basically a lust worthy life she's a fashion maven that's held positions at teen vogue w women's wear daily and the people's revolution she's a television personality having starred in the american reality shows the hills and her very own spin-off the city a fashion designer with her own line whitney eve and author of true wit designing a life of style beauty and fun she runs a lifestyle blog recently she launched a disposable dishware line with target and signed on as creative head of flower

delivery service bloom to bloom she married a super babe and she's now expecting her first baby how do you do it all welcome to the podcast for real are you tired yeah but all that is not happening right now at this moment yeah that has like been my work trajectory for like the past 10 to 15 years but isn't it a good intro it's amazing but in 10 to 15 years i have like two credits yeah mine would be done in like a sentence and a half yeah like cool she had a podcast That's awesome. We're so excited. I do want to tell you before we start, you were on our first five list of people to get

on the podcast when we launched. I know. We've been wanting you for a long time. A year and a half. A year and a half. Oh, my God. I have been... Why did it take so long?

You're in high... Look, you're doing so many things. You're too cool for us. Too many things. You're too busy. That's so cool. We're like, you know who we could get? Like, Whitney Port.

She's so great. And then, like, finally, it's worked out. So we're so happy it took you, like, being locked down with a basketball baby. Yeah, right. You're moving slowly, so now you can come to the podcast. So we're so excited. Okay. So first of all, you're obviously – the baby's coming.

Yes. How are you feeling about that? Let's get that out of the way. Nervous? I'm so ready for it to come. Not nervous at all. Really? I feel like I should be because everyone keeps asking me if I am.

But no, I'm just like – I'm so ready for this pregnancy to be over that I just like – I just want to meet the baby, you know? You're so small still. How many – so you announced – um i'm in my last trimester i'm like a couple months away okay well yeah like just under a couple months away she still looks like a skinny person i know it's very annoying um were you sick yes my first time have you guys have babies no no no one has okay um we know nothing so my first trimester i was really sick but not like like so nauseous but not throwing up like i wish i was throwing up so that i could have some relief and like not gain all the weight from eating all the

crap i was eating but um yeah just so bad like the first five months honestly so i just like sat on a couch and ate carbs all day long and gained so much weight a fried pickle um oh my god i haven't had a fried pickle i mean i've been eating pickles but i've always loved pickles it's nothing new um but yeah so that was my first trimester and then second trimester came and i it got so much better like what everybody tells you happens right you get more energy you start to feel more yourself. And now I'm in my third and I'm like really wanting to start slowing down again. Like you just start getting bigger and feeling more uncomfortable and like, you're just ready to have your body back. Is it bad that I want to get pregnant so I can sit on a couch and

eat carbs? What a good excuse. If you don't have the morning sickness, that would be awesome. But like when you're feeling like shit, you don't want to be on the couch. Yeah. Um, everyone's talking about the hills baby boom yeah it's a thing easy it is i just was actually do you care are you like shut up no i don't i don't really care i mean like i'm so happy for them but i don't really keep in touch with them yeah so happy for them i mean i'm surprised that it took so long really we've been together for so long and spencer said heidi's been trying to have a baby the whole time oh really oh no i feel bad for also no no no not trying no no no no like she's been wanting since they met apparently and he really wanted us to send you a message that he wants your dishware

and he means she messaged me that she messaged me on instagram was like can i get some of your dishware and i was like go to target it benefits charity it's three dollars and 49 cents per pack and she's like okay great like i'm sorry but can you get it on target online um you can get some of it online yeah um you're like girl i love that free i love that i just i was like just go it's so cheap just go buy if you want it that bad that's so funny that it's not like it's not like a specialty store that you can't ever find anywhere right if it wasn't for charity then maybe i'd be like okay here but like just yeah go donate and buy it go get it yeah um have you talked to any of the other moms like i haven't she's had her baby she messaged me she we like

sometimes instagram direct message each other um she's so sweet she yeah she had her baby i think her baby's like almost one or something oh shit but hey yeah other than that i haven't really chatted is she back to being a stick figure adrena oh my god she has like such an insane body i went to a stylist house once um i was with the shop girls and they were like it was for a coachella thing this is way before she had the baby yeah and they were like they were like oh here hold on let me get like some jean shorts for you and she pulled them out she's like oh no no you can't have those are for ardrina size 23 yeah oh my god she's like they have to keep this special size 23 for her and i was like how tall is she she's tiny she's like it's annoying five

five baby yeah yeah 23 is like a she's teeny i know with big boobs um okay i have a couple other questions um are you ever pissed at how famous olivia palmero is that's so funny because i recently came across her instagram yesterday and was looking at it you know how famous she was oh my isn't it palermo sorry yeah um she's like yeah you made her blown up i i mean i did not make she was always really cool and fashionable um the producers like they found her and they knew she was played it out yeah but i i know i can't believe it but she has such good stuff i mean she deserves it like god is fair too because she's a dud it's true she was such a dud on the show she doesn't have a crazy personality but i think she expresses herself through fashion that's all

that's what it is people just love seeing what she wears yeah her photographs then instagram's perfect for her yeah perfect god is fair that's what we always say i remember one time at the golden gloves i was so excited to interview her and then i was like oh you missed what tell me about that she was like meep and i was like oh come on so does she like victoria beckham yeah yeah sure oh have you guys interviewed victoria beckham before have you oh she has she's really sweet she's very small yeah yeah she's like a skeleton olivia is very small too i always felt so large compared to well yes okay it's like a little bird okay um last thing we just recently had spencer on and he said that there could be a reunion show on netflix of the hills

are going to be like would you be in um is he trying to get a job is this what's happening i feel like he's been starting this rumor for the past 10 years like in hopes that it's actually gonna happen but i've never once heard about it okay but let's talk about spencer because we hated him we hated him now we hated him when you met him no no on the show like everybody barf yeah like that blonde pubic hair on his face like all you could all you could do is talk smack about him yeah and then we were like we're gonna have him come on because like we've been tweeting him or he's following us we're like following him on snap his snapchat it's like the most hilarious thing in the entire world with the hummingbird oh my god it's epic machines and

yeah but he came here and we were like obsessed we love him because he's just so self-deprecating and just so real about well how he spent like all this money number one and just like so like such a perfect mess of a human i mean i so i knew spencer before the hills because we went to crossroads high school together and he was best friends with a guy i was dating at the time they were like writing a crazy script together about sharks um and nato it was like similar to that with it was crazy but um i always got such a kick out of spencer like he's so funny and actually really really smart and i was really bummed like how he played out the whole thing because i didn't really ever see that side to him but it's so weird how people do it i know but i all

i mean spencer and i have always gotten along like we just have a history that people don't really even know about yeah so weird yeah he was trying to make money he was just being that villain what did he say he spent all his money on the crystal dollars on crystals yeah and four hundred thousand dollar bottles at the bar whatever yeah stop four thousand dollars in like bottle service i mean you're pretty successful do you buy four thousand dollar bottles of champagne and never never i'm not i can't even imagine how rich i would be yeah Yeah, like you can go buy it for $75. Yeah.

The markup is too disgusting. No. Disgusting. All right. So we're now, when we come back, we're going to name your baby. Oh, my God. Thank you. You're welcome.

I need some names. The Lady Gang. Okay, so we're back. Whitney Portis here. Do you know if you're ever going to have a boy or girl? Is it announced? We're not finding out. You're not finding out.

That's the best. I know. It's crazy. That's so fun. If I were married to someone else that wanted to find out, I probably would have found out by now my husband's like dead set on not finding out it's so much more exciting so exciting yeah do you have a feeling of i have no feeling no i wish i did did you do the like are you sitting high low i everyone's everyone's given me what they think i've done like the the ring test on

the string that's come out boy all the tests like that have come out boy and you're still pretty and that usually means it's a boy because they say when you're pregnant with a girl she sucks in regime your beauty she sucks in all your beauty um thank you i appreciate that but we'll see okay so boy names for this only um whitney i don't even know you know i need girl names i have a boy name oh you do go ahead do you did you take your husband's name are you still just whitney i'm a port rosenman okay did you hyphenate um i haven't even actually officially done it okay but yes i will yeah your wedding was beautiful i really loved it okay but back to our purpose here baby name game um okay so baby baby port first uh we're gonna do it for everyone okay

we're gonna come up with the best name okay so the first we're doing all the kinds of quizzes from the internet okay so your favorite color um like coral watermelon watermelon yeah i like watermelon better and your favorite candy oh chocolate covered gummy bears is that too long or are you gonna name it like watermelon gummy for whitney becca that's the baby name yeah no this is your favorite color and favorite candy black twizzler jack i like twizzlers too pink chocolate that's a stripper name yeah um i'm gonna say um yellow watermelon watermelon's not a candy like the sour watermelon oh okay okay wait so those that's a baby that's that's your name so that's that's name number one name number one is watermelon gummy okay okay name number two

your favorite number seven and the brand of shoe you're wearing right now i don't even know okay let's look can you mess it up oh these are from hold on these are prep group hold on wait no take them off okay really brand hold on let's see let's hold on so bad i never know anything that i'm wearing i can't i can't go jesus calzi aqua talia okay aqua talia so your favorite number is what seven seven aqua talia you want to say just talia seven talia i like that i kind of like that too seven talia seven like seinfeld what's yours becca three and my boots are all saints three all saints three saints three saints three saints three saint and you could just be like wait what if it was trey saint trey saint okay jack favorite number same favorite number 11

nike that's not gonna work that's terrible i'm wearing a flip-flop so mine will be 12 reef those look like that actually your first boyfriend's name was chief she's from canada okay um this one i actually dated a canadian you did okay i think this might have uh some real sticking powder favorite flower oh god um favorite flower is let's say a peony peony it's really not but that's just what came to my mind okay and your favorite instagram filter valencia oh peony valencia that's that sounds great that sounds exotic okay becca what's your favorite flower a white rose rose um and i don't use filters oh god you're it's um it's just and it's just like um a light room edit situation sorry mine is gonna be yeah

i never want to use filter if i take the photo then you have to use filter but if cole takes the photo yeah we share the same blog photographer yeah that's how we got in touch cole moser shout out okay so you suck okay jack what's why not just rose mine's also rose and i don't use instagram can you just look at the filters you don't you don't go on instagram i don't use instagram filters i use aiden ludwig crema slumber juno rays lark moon let me tell you i'm gonna put a picture up there well mine would be rose nashville one from visco cam okay mine c2 on i like rose gingham i'm rose gingham okay i like lark lark so you're rose lark oh that's actually pretty oh i like yeah what if we i'm doing rose weekly and it's like whitney port as her baby

mine is a um orchid and my favorite one is um rays rays orchid rays ray was actually a a name choice i had yeah okay like r-e-y r-e-y because my dad's name was jeffrey so i was gonna take the ray out of that but i like that don't worry we have more coming so so far just to recap we have watermelon gummy it's obscure not happening seven talia these are middle name first name peony valencia okay first pet's name i've never had a pet not even a fish so to be a symbol like prince yeah and favorite nail polish color um fifth avenue so it's just fifth avenue it's gonna be hashtag fifth avenue and the baby it should be hashtag fifth okay avenue avenue okay um becca pet's name bonnie yep lincoln park after dark that's what i have on that's bonnie

lincoln that was like my favorite original johnny lincoln's nice bonnie's cute okay jack pugsley pugsley it's a choice it was a pug pugsley and so unoriginal rose colored glasses pugsley rose pugsley rose cute and mine would be cuddles tiramisu oh wow that's a stripper name okay cuddle favorite spice girl's name and i'm talking like jerry emma yeah jerry jerry i think jerry's a great name yeah it is that's a good jerry and your favorite backstreet boys name um it was oh who was do you do a last name of the backstreet boys no remind me there was kevin brian nick aj nick and howie i think i liked kevin that's all dark one jerry kevin so weird The one that never sang.

Victoria Bryan. Ooh, Victoria Bryan's hot. Yeah. That's a hot girl. Emma Bryan. Emma Bryan. Okay. And I'm going to go for Jerry AJ.

That sounds terrible. I mean, I also love Brian, but I'm trying to... Jerry AJ was arrested last night. Yeah. She's definitely getting arrested. Okay. Only two more, and I don't think we have a good name yet, so let's keep going. Oh, yeah.

Favorite Starbucks order? Um, ooh. I like their matcha tea lattes. Matcha? It's very trendy. And your favorite perfume? Trish McAvoy, number three. It's called Crystal Flower and Snowdrop.

Wait, it's called Crystal Flower and Snowdrop? Yes. Hold on, I'm going to have to smell you. I'm not wearing it right now. I need to know what Crystal Flower and Snowdrop is. That is the longest name for that. Crystal Flower Snowdrop. Okay, Becca?

uh what's the first one uh favorite starbucks order a london fog so you'll be london and favorite perfume um i can't say my i don't share that with people who doesn't want anybody to take it i don't tell why really yeah but i'll tell my second favorite okay gypsy okay gypsy yeah you're weird okay jack why i don't want people walking around smelling like me oh yeah well i walk around smelling like your boyfriend where's my husband's cologne oh weird okay jack favorite starbucks order black coffee yeah black is gonna be the same again i don't know if that's appropriate but okay uh noir black noir black black crazy black black okay double black uh mine is gonna be green tea i'm gonna go for chai because like just to be fun

uh chai chanel that's hot oh that sounds like a stripper again yeah yeah okay so last one i'm we're going avant-garde so i i found online a quiz or like a match up your numbers to what your pimp name is and i thought it could be fun to see if your pimp name could be a baby name okay so what month were you born whitney march okay dawn and what number march 4th March 4th is Don Hogg. Hogg, H-O-G. Awful. H-O-G-G.

Wait, do you know what your baby's astrological sign will be? Probably a Leo. Oh, that's a good one. Because it's July. Late July. That's a good one. Yeah. Becca, when's your birthday?

January. Your uncle or aunt? Uh-huh. Eighteenth. I like uncle. You're going to be Uncle Rhymes. Uncle Rhymes. Like Busta Rhymes?

Hell yeah. Uncle Rhymes. Okay, Jack. May. May is big. Fourteenth. Big Buddha. Big Buddha?

Big Buddha? Yeah. I'm gonna do it. B-U-T-T-A. Big Buddha. This is definitely pimp name. Yeah. Well, that's what it says.

What is your pimp name? Look at the photo. It's literally a pimp. Uh-uh. Okay, mine is Uncle Ant, because I'm January, and 28th, Machete. Ant Machete. Don't choose that. Okay, so here's the names.

twitter please tweet us at the lady gang with your using hashtag baby port and these are going to be the names you get to choose from watermelon gummy seven talia pini valencia pini valencia no i love that one hashtag fifth avenue that's it jerry kevin pretty basic just my favorite Much a crystal flower snowdrop or Don Hogg. Wow. I think Jerry Kevin's going to win. I do. I like Jerry Kevin too.

Jerry Kevin wears overalls every day. Jerry Kevin. Regardless if it's a boy or a girl. Jerry Kevin has a mustache for a man and a woman. Jerry Kevin. Yeah, Jerry Kevin's been arrested a few times. Yeah. Okay.

Are we close at all to what you're thinking? No, definitely not. Can we move on to what Whitney's birth plan is? Yeah. Okay. What's your birth plan? um and by that we mean a hair blowout okay like how am i getting ready for the hospital we don't care if you have a doula yeah i was gonna say um because i don't really have a plan

for that stuff but like yeah i don't know i i i would love to have a blowout obviously but even so like aren't i gonna get so sweaty who knows how long it's gonna take but are you gonna do an epidural if you can yes you really kind of can stay beautiful with an epidural Will you have a lash extension? I don't really like lash extension because whenever they fall out, then my eyelashes are just destroyed. Yeah, that's what I'm scared of them. What about a brow tint? Maybe I'll get a lash tint.

I'll get my brows done. You mean a perm for my lashes? I tried that. It was really good. But then it also makes your lashes totally curly and crazy afterwards. I love it. Will you wear makeup? will you be like honey i need a powder and a lip before i like take the baby holding photo

no really i don't think so you can facetune that yeah yeah i facetuned my friend do you have a special outfit you're gonna wear to birth i want to buy something but i don't have it yet okay free people uh people said they let you wear whatever you want when you give birth well you have they do give you a gown or you can wear something that's like open and down ish yeah um yeah but i i want something like i want to look cute i don't want to wear a hospital gown and they're so sketchy kimono yeah that's a good idea no backwards i bet they make like a french braid or something oh but then you won't see it from the front that's true and then i'll just look like you could do like you could do like a front braid like braid the front or is that too

is that too um hashtag fifth avenue that's very hashtag are you gonna get a manicure pedicure yes I will for sure I'll get gel what about a bikini wax I will definitely be getting a bikini wax yeah thank you for reminding me of all just make all these appointments but also like what happens if it just happens and nothing

you know I come three weeks early and I haven't done anything you'll be fine are you gonna do how Whitney Port got her body back after baby ass weekly cover I don't think I mean if they want to great um yeah I'm so excited for that like I'm so excited to get back in shape you are i am i love it i that was like such a big part of my life it made

me feel so good are you still working out i am but just like so doing the easiest things like walking and like easy pilates classes and prenatal yoga boring stuff like not bringing a sweat what's the rudest thing someone has done touching your belly touching your boobs asking if you're still having sex. I mean, I didn't take that as rude. Um, what's the, Oh my God. My friend said something so rude to me. She said, we went to go work out together and I think I was like five months pregnant and she knew that I was feeling really bad about myself. And she sees me and she hadn't seen me in like a month or something. And she goes, have you ever been this wide? Oh my God. yeah no and then two months later when i'm like at seven months maybe or maybe it wasn't maybe it

was six months i showed up to dinner and i showed my friends that i was wearing maternity jeans and she's like oh my god you're already on to those and i was like same friend yeah she doesn't understand pregnancy um just and i laughed it off i laughed it off but like i obviously still remember it yeah yeah whoa did you tell her um yes i did at the second she said it i was like girl what is wrong with you um but she yeah yeah yeah it was lauren conrad a sweetly new fight with the pregnancy war wait sorry lauren versus whitney who's wider i don't know if i could handle someone telling asking me if i've ever been this wide wide is a very interesting choice word yeah she's like well

you know i was like emily and then she was like i said her name and then she was like yeah but you know because you've never been wide like i'm just asking you if you've ever also like you're not we can't say that just take out the wideness and the emily okay sorry emily we love you i do love you please give her the baby bjorn for the shower the really expensive one yeah did you have a baby shower are you having one i'm having one on friday actually it was something that i totally didn't want to do and then my sisters like pushed me they're like you're gonna really want this so we're doing a co-ed party on friday night have you been getting lots of free stuff sent to you that's my dream i can't wait till i'm really yeah um strollers uh strollers car seats all the fun

stuff there's so much you don't have a baby yeah but people are sending it to you for free right yeah some of it's on instagram yeah a lot of it is like that a lot for trade but um i know i didn't realize like how much gear you have to get for baby i'm telling you crazy hollywood loves a divorce but even more they love a baby oh my god the amount of times i've been told if you just had a baby your career would be so much better really oh my god all the time interesting so let me borrow yours thanks um okay well stick around because you're gonna help us help our girls okay ask the lady gang i wish i could like lie and say i was having a baby and then we could just sell all the goods oh my god that's a good business model you're gonna you would want

them eventually though i don't know like do you not want a baby i could say i'm happy no i do okay so we'll get there but i don't think i want baby gear baby game but the gear i think the one that i'm getting i don't think they're that crazy unless you get and i mean like an insane one like a thousand like over a thousand but not five thousand did you have to get a mom car um i want a mom car i mean i want an suv i'm already driving a mom car i'm driving a station wagon that my husband like pressured me into getting like a new um yeah like a bmw diesel station oh it's so cute it's really cute but i hate it and it's it's the lease is up in like two months so i'll be getting a perfect time for a baby minivan okay

on that note all right so we're back to minivan though oh wow um before we start the last part of our podcast if you guys want 20 off of jackvanek.com use code lady gang i brought you a Oh, cool. Thank you. I don't know what that one says. Oh, yeah. In memory of when I could sleep in. See, and that's perfect because you're never going to sleep after your baby.

That's what everybody keeps telling me. And I sleep so much. Oh, yeah. I sleep so much. You do? Yeah. That's what I'm scared about. So do I.

Yeah. Yeah. I sleep like eight times an hour a night. I want to know how you do with that. I'll let you know. Are you doing a baby nurse? Mm-hmm. Are you breastfeeding?

These are all really personal questions. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. But some people never get milked. So with the baby nurse, are you going to wake up in the middle of the night? I'm going to try. Okay. I really want to know how this goes because it's my biggest fear.

I mean, you just have to do what feels good to you. Right. You know? Right. Yeah. Like you don't want to become a slave to your baby if it doesn't feel right. Yeah. I'm going to try all of it and then just see what I feel comfortable with.

In like three months, she's just going to be like boozing with formula. Whatever. So for the last part of our podcast, we have our listeners write in asking advice and different questions about life and love and everything in between. So you can help us give us some good advice. Cool. Okay. Our first question comes from Anonymous.

Oh, this one's actually pretty good for you. She says, I've been working in the event industry for about four years now, and I've been working on starting my own coordinating business for about a year, and I'm feeling pretty hesitant to announce it on social media to all my friends. i know people who have done similar ventures so i think i'm a little scared of failure or looking like i'm copying do you have any advice for someone who is doubting themselves in a new business environment because of what other people might think i mean i think that you you cannot start a business having that much insecurity and doubt like you just need to go for it and like

rip off the band-aid and just do it um if it's really what you want to do who cares what anybody else thinks and like why would anyone if anyone wishes anything ill upon you or has anything negative to say about it then they're what like why do you care what they think right you're not your friend i have to say the most successful people that i've watched over the years have been the people who care the least about what other people think yeah totally because there has to be an element of like just doing what you've got to do for you and because people are going to hate on you and i think that the more motivated you are and the more of like a boss lady you are the more people are going to be critical so you also have to be prepared for

when you put it out there to just not let that sort of like penetrate well yeah it's like people want to hate on you it's like jack people hate jack they have always hated jack not everyone everyone hates jack everyone has always hated jack she sucks my favorite instagram quote pay special attention to those who don't clap when you win. Ooh, snap. Well, I have to say, like, somebody, I mean, I've kind of been in the same, similar

position. Number one, everybody kind of feels like a phony and, like, is scared of failure in some aspects. Like, everybody kind of feels like they are doing something wrong or kind of faking it or whatever. So that's kind of, like, a normal thing to feel, but don't let it overwhelm you and make you

too scared to do things. And also, I mean, as Katty, as people are and as much as everybody hates me everybody most people also are too narcissistic to give a shit so yeah no one cares about you yeah our second question comes from like whitney were people so jealous when you made a plate line for target were they like a bitch not that i know of they probably probably somebody on instagram maybe emily come on emily wide those are some wide-ass plates actually emily showed up to the launch of that collection so i should thank god well she's redeeming herself she's the best she's the

best all right our second question comes from jamie jamie says there's a new guy at work that just started and he is a total dick and a cry baby that is a great combo i swear he gets away with everything and blames me for his mistakes i've gone to my manager only when his issues and mistakes have directly affected my productivity and she escalates it to her boss but nothing ever gets resolved how do you deal with asshole co-workers i'm close to punching him oh god don't punch him yeah i mean god how do you deal how'd you deal with olivia i i honestly just like let everything she said go in one ear and out the other i just didn't let it affect me i never told anybody about it like i didn't make an issue of it i just knew she would eventually get hers

you know yeah um since then it's so weird i haven't really even had co-workers like i've had such a weird job trajectory i can't even really give advice on like what about co-workers i also have never had a co-worker i've had some i've had some um i think that what i've learned over the years is if you think someone's a dick and a crybaby everybody else does too so even if they're bitching and moaning and complaining or blaming or whatever like i promise you you're not the only person who sees this so you look so much better by just keeping your cool and like Whitney said like in one ear out the other yeah and like move it along yeah beep and wave my biggest regret in life is there's a person that I don't love I don't think they're like the greatest

and I felt so insecure about it and just like really was like gnarled by this person that I tried to get like a whole team of people to also like be gnarled by her so we could like be the clan of people that could be like never did you see what this person did it was the worst mistake of my life i've never taken myself down to that level and i will tell you people noticed it definitely harmed my reputation and insecure it made me look like a dick and it hurt me more than it ever hurt this person because they're just going on about themselves doing their thing put your blinders on do your job you will rise yeah they will fail yeah well karma's gonna come around and eat okay okay our last question comes from amanda amanda says my two-year relationship

just ended and even though we both knew it was for the best it's still really sad and difficult do you have any advice for coping with a breakup oh breakups are the worst they really are the worst there's like honestly no way out but through for breakups like there's nothing that anybody could ever say to me that would make me feel better it was only time it was only time and honestly like meeting someone else but obviously not putting too much pressure on yourself to meet someone else but a really only time i know it's like really frustrating and annoying to hear but it's it's so painful yeah move jack i recently went through a breakup oh god it's the worst yeah i have to say well when you're ready and don't push yourself to do this before you're

ready like going out and meeting new people is like the best thing that you can do for yourself because theirs seemed to end amicably mine did not but it's nice to like meet other people with qualities that maybe your previous partner didn't have that are qualities that you're actually looking for and might be better for you than the person that you thought you were going to be with like forever or just to get excited about something yeah yeah because when you're with somebody and especially if you think you're going to marry him or whatever you don't have you have blinders on and you don't see anybody else in life at all so actually like realizing that there is somebody that you can be excited about or love or whatever is like a really nice feeling

becca's never been by the way i was not dumped by the way but still being but still breaking up for someone is still bad i've broken up with someone and it was just as bad as when they dumped me when the yeah no i get it pretty i got pretty excited every time i dumped someone really oh i just i'm horrible at breakups i'm probably the worst that's ever existed and i will say like you gotta take care of yourself and then like please god don't embarrass yourself like you will regret it later like just be cool yeah don't reach out to them like jack honestly is like baller at breakups like we watched her go through she was like nope this is it no more strikes you're out bye and then she like was gone you rip off the band and text him i haven't even

looked at any of his social media she was sad for like how long ago and then she was fine four months ago i mean probably not fine but like you were so i was never fine but like you have to force yourself to be okay there's no other option like don't allow yourself to wallow in or like could have been for like two weeks i mean you still have to like show up to work but you can do whatever you want for two years but you like i mean it was i was pretty impressed because normally when i went through a breakup i would like hatch the plan of how i was going to make this person fall back in love with me i'm going to be so successful well it makes it it makes it really easy when the person that you broke up with is a total asshole right but you were like

never plotting the return you were like and we're done bye and now i'm gonna like start getting over you but was he an asshole for a long time or he just did something really bad at the end yeah for a long time okay didn't didn't realize it until after but okay yeah all right on that note zing zing zing um shout out to my ex love you i cut you out all my wedding photos already oh my god did you recently get married oh my god no oh my god that's the best thing i've ever heard Cut them out. Have this be a lesson to you. Don't invite boyfriends.

Only fiancés. There we go. And husbands. I'm just kidding. Well, we're so excited for you to give birth. Thank you. So am I. So excited for Peony Valencia.

Yes. Oh, my God. I can't wait. Jerry Kevin. So excited for Matcha Crystal Flower Snowdrop to make her debut into the world. Yes. Please keep us posted. We're happy we can help you name.

People can follow you at Whitney Port. At Whitney Eve Port. Whitney Eve Port. Yeah. But where can we get all your things? The book is still for sale on Amazon. Yeah, so that was forever ago, but you can obviously still go get it. So Bloom to Bloom is my flower company, bloomtobloom.com with the number two.

And then also what's on in there is I just became creative director of Bundle Organics, which is a really amazing juice company for pregnant and nursing women. Oh, that's amazing. Yeah, juices are something that I had to cut out because, well, unpasteurized. You can't have unpasteurized. So, this company makes pasteurized juices that still have all the nutrients, no added sugars, like are really good for you. What's the site?

It's BundleOrganics.com. Amazing. Yeah. Cool. Well, we're so excited. We're obsessed that we finally got the baby. I know. Me too.

This is so fun. Thank you for being here. I'll come back anytime. I'll bring the baby back next time. Good luck. I can't wait until Black Noir and P&E Valencia. Valencia. Valencia.

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