LadyGang - ZZ Ward

Episode Date: December 26, 2017

Singer-songwriter ZZ Ward graces the Ladies with her presence to talk about her music career and her most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction on-stage, then plays another thrilling round of "F-Marry-Kill" with some of the best answers yet! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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say hello today because i'm so tired i'm becca tobin across from me is kelty knight to my right is jack vanik this time change i'm still not adjusted i know it's been a million years dark but it's like i never winter is coming sorry elena i want to get close to my trouble um okay i'm not asking a question we're all here okay jack's here kelty's here i'm here am i though we're all here we're kind of here are we here where are we who am i a question of the week because i have something so incredible to share and this is actually my good week hold on so it's time for good week yes it is bad week oh no you said it i didn't want it's not like we've done a hundred podcasts you're right you're right i want to have the music it's important let's leave this in heather okay it's

Time for... Okay, we got an email from our friend Molly. I won't say her last name in case she doesn't want it out there. She emails us at the Lady Gang. And I'm just going to... I'm not going to tell you what it's about. I'm just going to read it. I want a dramatic reading.

A dramatic. Don't give it to me as a regular fan letter. Give it to me as a dramatic fan letter. It's not really like that dramatic though. But okay. Long story. Stay with me. It's really about y'all.

so we know we're going to listen okay i discovered podcasting one chilly day on heather dubrow's instagram i spent about six months of the last year listening to every episode of hdw that's heather dubrow's world and the show she has with her husband or is it just a product talk at this point console beauty and i took three major things out of that experience number one just because i'm 34 and don't know that much about makeup or style doesn't mean i can't learn number two if you eat less calories you'll lose weight start with switching to vodka soda three i don't have kids don't want them and there is a podcast out there for me it's called the lady gang yes bitch say it again the lady gang you guys are like heather de rose world but with dogs tinder and less money

way less money way less money molly so basically which is why i don't feel bad reading this she's literally wiping her butt right now listening to us being like i'm so rich so basically a gift from jesus i commute an hour for school each way and i'm the oldest bitch in the nutrition bachelor's program but what makes getting in your car better at 7 a.m two back years of vampire oops lady gang and a little Dave Ramsey to keep me away from the

Kybella I could be out of debt in 17 months y'all this is so good so of course I need to escape so I looked up Kelty's net worth because she's a TV reporter 13 million dollars

so you aren't fake rich question mark then I saw eight hundred and fifty thousand and i was like okay cool i'll believe it then i looked up jacks and it's eight thousand which made me laugh hysterically because boss bitch get that mill and how do i even have a net worth um everybody does i think i don't know and i believe uh howard stern is worth 600 mil either way 8 000 more than my net worth don't count our super cute ashville north carolina house though molly you're on a tangent i love your tangent last story is that i just watched 30 minutes

of inside edition before i realized it's not kelty's show it's entertainment tonight p.s becca i love that you don't do rose filters or basic bitch things you make me feel like all types of ladies are represented i have been craving some pumpkin beer though in conclusion three things i've learned from the lady gang one it's cool to be 34 two it's never too late to love yourself and other ladies aka female empowerment is cool three i don't have to have kids to be normal or happy four she said she was giving three she gave seven four snail trails unite five chemical peels are worth the money and no celeb looks that good before they have all the money or the advice six being a lady is awesome seven the most important just because i don't

have obsessive anxiety love with my partner and he isn't my normal type doesn't mean shit i love him he's gorgeous and supportive with a great peen that's all i care about and you silenced the voice in my head that was saying not enough in the words of the great guy who came on your show you're 30 and single you don't have a type damn that was from great love debate um thanks for lady ganging my life the awkward teenage girl in me had to say all these things xoxo ps literally best dynamic ever molly i love you i just want to know why you didn't look up my net worth yeah i know anyways it's not accurate if you're currently looking because it's definitely not accurate i hope mine's not accurate mine's more like jack's so small a little

jack vanek um amazing okay here's my bad week quickly because that was just so amazing i don't want to go out with a bang um bad week is i started the whole 30 and it's been fine and everything's been so easy to cut out except i realized i like getting fucked up and i like drinking and when i can't do that i i sat there and was like i don't want to start taking pills because i could create a problem so now i'm just a giant pothead so the whole 30 just turned me into a pot yeah welcome shocked okay kelsey um good week we got a piece of fan mail while we're on the fan mail thing and um well it was to me and someone said someone said well they were talking about the pot okay i take it back it wasn't to me it was like fan mail about all of us you're so famous but it was fan

mail to all of us but then they said they like related no i'm telling the story wrong they're healthy i'm i couldn't remember no i couldn't remember where i got this story from it wasn't fan mail it was a woman that's why it didn't make sense it was a woman trying to get into the lady gang facebook group and we make you answer questions and one of the question is is like who's your favorite which i think is such a lady gang member bogus question just wanted it to see how many people liked her but most people like you jack i doubt that 100 i doubt it you're the most popular for sure okay on the and the richest for people that are writing in anyway so someone wrote kelty's my favorite i feel like she is the least neurotic of the three that person doesn't

listen don't let that person understand how lazy beck and i are like neuroses i don't even know that word oh unless i'm high so maybe that now it's true okay so that was my good week made me feel good um bad week so i'm on a work trip and i have a crazy driver and i'm in the bahamas and he picks me up at 4 45 a.m my favorite time and it's like 4 45 a.m i woke up five minutes ago brushed my teeth and came downstairs like i don't want to visit with you we have a 35 minute drive to the airport just shut up and let me sleep against this window for an extra 35 minutes but instead it's small talk and i've given him the like trying to stop it and then he's like oh you're young and he and he was talking about like how he just learned about messenger and he's

like i've started to message people and he's like but everyone thinks you know you get into trouble on messenger but i'm using it to spread the word of the lord and a spiritual message and i was like uh-huh and he's like and then i don't understand because this woman sent me a picture of her vagina not and then he goes into great detail about the photos and like what to do with them and then i was like what is happening in my life right now that is 4 45 in the morning and i have a stranger telling me about the vag pics he received because he started social media that's bad it was funnier in my mind i would feel i would feel violated he's like i don't know why i'm telling you this if you have to preface i don't know why i'm telling you this to one of your clients don't

don't that's bad and also he's like my wife i'm like oh god i can't anyway it was gross that's all great about a grown man i don't know saying the word vagina no and also he used it like the full vagina like he could have said privates yeah there's no good word though for a man to say that doesn't feel a nice bun that's your butt or whatever bum bum is your butt bun is your vagina i don't know i just we call it anything she doesn't know it's a new word speaking of new words my turn i have a new word it's submarining and it's when you stop seeing someone and cut off all communication and then reappear after some time and act like nothing has happened ooh submarining you need to submarine him it's basically what everybody does in dating nowadays

it's like you go on a few dates it's great you ghost them oh yeah and then you come back up a few months later i've been submarine i've been submarine a million times i've been submarine a lot but that by the time they come back i'm like i'm disgusted by you now the time you come back i'm like eight years married and like living in a different city and they come on facebook like so glad you're doing so well i'm like don't try to submarine me now right look at look you just did it you used it in a sentence yeah good job really coming along really growing um what's your my bad week so if anybody knows anything about me they know how much i love chocolate i am a chocolate fanatic i didn't actually know that about you really i just ate some chocolate just a second

not really no okay well now you do so the other day i was going to a meeting and i stopped at whole foods to get like a kombucha or some bullshit like that and i saw that they had chocolate dipped peppermint like candy pretzels and i'm like this is amazing and then get a bag so i get a bag of pretzels i eat them all on my way to the meeting i go to the meeting i'm like doing like a little bit of like a presentation like standing up and everybody's just like really staring at me like i'm like i have a good outfit on i feel good but it was like they were looking at me like either i look really hot or like something's wrong but nobody says anything and so i finally go to the bathroom after i had sat on one of these chocolate covered pretzels

right in the middle of my butt in my car it literally looked like a shit stain where were you for the full-on shit stain at buzzfeed it was ben i feel like did you meet yeah nobody said anything to me what are they that's not they're not where they're girls in there you're not a girl's girl that's mean i'm not a girl's girl no those girls oh yeah no there were a coat of girls you have to be like i would never ever tell anybody because what if it is and they like actually shit their pants yeah i don't know it's like did you write an email like hey it was pretzel no but i probably should you should at least it didn't smell at least it smelled nice and peppermint tea that's mortifying mortifying

but yeah gross yeah we still love you we'll take your shit stains any day thanks i should have done it before i came in here today okay i wouldn't tell a girl i don't know if i would either 100 okay you guys are dicks i'm a dick what's coming up speaking coming up we have a musical maestro who's very very very talented and probably my favorite game we've ever played on lady gang now back to the lady gang our guest today is a badass blues singing sexy sounding singer songwriter who can wail her freaking face off she plays guitar piano harmonica and has performed at epic american basic bitch festivals like coachella and bonnaroo and she even toured with eric clapton she recently collaborated with gary clark jr on ride from the soundtrack to

cars 3 pixar what's up and she performed right on dancing with the stars in april 2017 her second studio album the storm was released on june 30th 2017 it peaked at number one on the billboard blues albums charts please welcome to the lady gang z z ward hi welcome is that all correct it was awesome just made me feel better a little boost to my day okay so here's the funniest part about all of this is that i'm canadian so we don't even say z we say zed yeah so in canada you'd be zed zed ward yeah yeah when i go over is that awkward when i go over the border the border patrol they're like zed zed huh what about your fans though do they say zz in canada or do they say sometimes sometimes no they say zz oh okay what is your legal name jujana i know that was

my next thing I was going to talk about. Have you gone by ZZ? Is that like your nickname? Yeah, because no one can pronounce it. It's spelled Z-S-U-Z-S-A-N-N-A. Oh, I thought mine was bad. And it was the Z's in it, that's why. Zuzana. I love that. What the frick were your parents thinking? Well, it's Hungarian.

Oh, is that a common name? It's like my name's Sally and over there. It's very common and this is really weird. I had a Postmates delivery today and he started texting me in Hungarian because he knew that my name was hungarian and then he came to the door talking in hungarian i was like what i said a little bit hungarian but it's not it's not very good you're like i don't want to say it here because i'm like

i'm showing off it's really bad but anyways i just said i don't know that much of it and he was like yeah okay whatever and like left oh but it was crazy like a kindred spirit was he hot uh no are you single are you married i'm married but he still wasn't hot okay so what when you were growing up and you could never find your real name like on the pencils or the erasers or like the makeup kits or whatever what did you want your name to be oh i don't know like lily or something like that yeah becca what about you guys i went through phases i really wanted to be a tiffany at one point of course everyone wanted to was that one when Tiffany was popular?

Yes. Yeah. And now I'm super psyched that I didn't get that name. Sorry, we love you all the Tiffany's. Oh, man. It's very 80s, right?

Very 80s. I mean, Rebecca, that's a very 80s name. No one names their kids Rebecca anymore, so I'm like, I mean. That's true. It's not much better.

My parents were gonna name me Raven, and I always wanted to be actually named Raven. That's a really cool name. I feel like Raven would have been perfect for your emo phase.

Oh, my God. It's like your leopard print hair clip-in. Yep. oh my god perfect and also on myspace you wouldn't have been jack vanik you would just been raven top 16 friends raven that's a good one damn it mom damn it mom um i wanted to be elizabeth because my brother was really into the wrestling federation and do you remember you probably don't remember there was like princess elizabeth was hulk hogan and randy

savage's love triangle and i always wanted to be princess elizabeth actually i don't even think i wanted to be elizabeth i think i want to be straight up princess elizabeth good for you and now i'm happy that i'm counting always dream except when everyone calls me shelty because that's a dog's name and that's mean people call you shelty in high school and stuff yeah kelty shelty you know like you're a dog and i was like oh kelty moving to hollywood too good for you bitches is my new name now yeah look at me now wait where are you from in canada oh yeah That's what you said. Dicks.

Anyway. We all are the nicest people in the world. Okay. So most importantly, what is it? So Jack Vanek likes to go to Coachella and wear skirts with giant slits in them up to her vagina. Do you wear underwear with those skirts, Jack? Yes. And the slit's not to my vagina.

It's up the side of my leg. It's close. But where is the underwear? You just like hike them up a little bit. Up a little. Okay. So Jack's claim to fame at Coachella is wearing high skirts with underwear. we want to know what it's like to actually be there as like an artist and a talent and look

at the commoners like me the basic bitches if you will well the first thing i thought about wait to play there okay the first thing i thought about when you said that is i actually had a nip slip on yes at coachella on stage what were you wearing iconic i was wearing a dress and i guess that my stylist put like some kind of body suit in the closet and i didn't see it and she wasn't there and so like i just put on the dress and i was kind of concerned that like the side was gonna like come in it was gonna show like side boob right and then at the end i was like jumping around during the last song and there was like a huge gemotron oh no and it like aired live on television and um a single nip slip or a double it was it was just a single but it definitely came

out and i saw it on tv later and i was uh so yeah so don't worry about the vagina and the vagina Did you feel proud? Like, are you, like, do you enjoy your nipples? Because I think, actually, I don't have any boobs, but I have very pretty nipples. I don't feel, I feel very indifferent about my nipples. Jack? Mine are okay. I don't know who's going to listen to this.

I feel really weird talking about my nipples. It's all women. Oh, okay. I feel pretty good about my nipples. So it was fun. You were like, I have the famous Coachella nipple. Yeah. I felt like it was kind of like rock and roll.

Yeah. You know, I felt good about it. Um, I don't know that I'd ever have the guts to, like, go out there, like, Lilith there and, like, completely rock, like, be a shirt. Yeah. But I felt like, you know, it was, like, a happy accident. Yeah. Yeah. I'm into that.

I'm just cool about it. Um, and is it cool to, like, see everyone in the field? Yeah, it's exhilarating. Is it? It was really exhilarating because, like, I didn't know how many people would show up, you know? Like, especially, like, my first time playing Coachella, like, I've been playing more now since then. and i've seen more crowds and felt more confident probably but especially around that time i was like oh god i hope they show up you know did you play like super early i played it like three yeah

it was pretty early but it was pretty big crowd and i remember there was like a lot of pressure on their performance because it was like a big performance yeah and then i felt like we killed it like actually i i'm not gonna say i felt like we killed it because usually like i don't have a good gauge of if we kill it or not i have to like it depends on like who's watching it and who tells me it was good or not but um i think it was pretty exciting so and then the second weekend was was not as exciting because it's a little quieter because it's like the second weekend of the same exact thing so it's like you know it wasn't i don't know maybe you think they should just go back to one weekend no there were too many people yeah plus the weekends are so different like the

first weekend is more about like events and like the celeb and yeah the second weekend is just what are the artists like backstage are they dicks are they nice they're nice i'm actually like i am a little spoiled with coachella like i won't go it's like you can like have like uh artists or whatever and all access so um i think it's pretty chill backstage it's like you know they have a lot of cool like they have like snacks and water and golf carts you've seen anyone like throw up or have sex um she's like throw up or have sex like whatever like crazy stuff no what's the craziest music festival like where the crowd is the rowdiest and you have and you're kind of scared bonnaroo was really fun i would say because people are more like

more there for the music it seems and they just don't give a you know i mean they're just like so chill and just want to do drugs and like listen to music and everybody's walking around they don't care what they're wearing and um so it was really fun to play there yeah i probably saw people throw up there do you get nervous to perform yeah what do you do poop do you have to poop i just do it anyways you do it anyways i just do it anyways you know i think that there's a part of that where the adrenaline like makes you put on a good performance like i have been like in the middle of a tour and gotten like a little too sleepy you know what i mean yeah and And then, like, you're out on stage and you're like, I'm bored.

So a little bit of that, like, yeah, the adrenaline is good. This next one is going to take place with me on a stool. That makes sense. Yeah. So, yeah, it helps sometimes to just kind of get you going. All right. We're going to play a really fun game. I'm very excited you're here.

And we thought of this together, so don't just blame me. Actually, it was just you. Mostly you. Take some accountability. It's mostly me. let us actually add to the game at all because you came up with it. Well, the problem we faced is honestly that none of us are that

hip and you are. Yeah, it's a challenge. I'm scared now. I don't know what you're going to put on this. So we're going to play a version of F. Mary Kill, but I'm going to rename it so we don't have to say the F word to Tour Bus Oh no. Co-write

or give away your tickets. Okay, let's just do F. Mary Kill. No, Tour Bus means you're taking him to bed. It's the F. Co-write is a marriage kill right is marry and give away your tickets is kill do you get it no i have like no idea what you're talking about at all i don't even know have you played we're gonna be you three guys and you have to choose which one you sleep with which one you marry and which one you're having yeah you're and we're married so it's a fun game okay but then we're adding code words to

that let's just do f marry kill yeah okay but i will do it as tour bus right and give away whatever She's like, I made this game. And I put categories for them. So here we start. Sexual napalm. Napalm? Napalm. Napalm.

This is the sexual napalm category. Napalm. Here are the people to choose from. John Mayer, Mick Jagger, or Sting. Becca, you go first. I'm definitely having sex with Sting because apparently he and his wife do tantric sex and it lasts like four hours. I don't want to have sex for four hours. but like i want to experience tantric sex like wow i want to see that firsthand eyewitness okay

that's happening um i would probably marry mcjagger and i would probably give away my concert tickets to john mayer jack i'm the exact same yeah john mayer's gotta go really yeah your body is a wonderland it does nothing for you i wouldn't have sex with him because i think i would get an std for sure i wouldn't marry him because he seems like a douchebag right and then so that's the only yeah that's the only option and you're having sex with sting yeah yeah okay kill john mayer wow um i feel like this is pretty easy though and then jagger was the was f because we're not supposed to say it and then mary sting because he's like really into yoga oh yeah he's also a really good husband and he's hot like old man see i think he is a yoga i met a guy who was

his manny for a while oh he's a manny he's a manny okay well i would australian i would honestly first child oh wow okay i was like first i would take john mayer on the tour bus with a condom and i would marry sting and i would i'm mick jagger is like it's too skinny i don't want to be around anyone skinnier than me that's a man okay i like him too next category blue eyes this is so dumb i love it frank sinatra jared leto or kurt cobain you're going first becca um okay i'm gonna okay i'll go first okay tour bus jared leto i know it's weird and i know chris you're probably listening and i said that like he's not that great and i've interviewed him and like i've

instagrammed him i was like it's not that great he's kind of short jared leto is so hot he's so he's my neighbor not age he's crazy hot oh i've been to his crazy compound so weird he's so weird and i see him sometimes hiking and he was like hair on every like beard hair you could barely see his face he was so skinny in a hoodie and it was hot out playing some care yeah i think he was getting ready to play a blind man okay he's just so weird and so weird and hot um okay i would um this is hard yeah you'd have sex with jared leto wouldn't you i would have sex with kurt cobain like a hundred percent really a hundred percent oh i don't want to kill any of them i would marry jared leto no i'd marry frank sinatra yeah i think i'm gonna marry sinatra sorry you

don't care oh yeah you're so mean we don't have it i don't know the answer i just realized i took your papers um okay well anyway jack um i don't know it's like do you have sex with jared letter or frank sinatra i feel like wait are you even really yeah thank you old frank sinatra young frank sinatra is probably bonable yeah that's that's something like old frank sinatra but maybe i'd kill him since he was old and whatever i would i would bone young frank sinatra but i would kill old frank sinatra because he could get his money um spoken like a true feminist and then i would you're gonna pick frank sinatra over jared leto to have sex with i would i couldn't marry kirko bain because he was so he was so messed up but i love kirko bain so much i don't

know i i can't answer this too hard kelty it's too hard zed zed i would say tour bus jared leto for sure uh mary frank sinatra because he's got mucho yeah money yes and then um i would say one option left yeah like what should we do with kirkville baby no i don't know let's write him a suicide note you're our kind of girl okay next one is my favorite category it's called old balls prince elvis and mick jagger even elena laughed oh my god i would kill prince instant too small instant too small makes me want to cry instant the other options are just so they're winning no i would marry elvis because that's all i would ever want in my life even old like drug die on the toilet i would get the guy that like sweats out drugs and toxins and eats meats weird

sandwiches with peanut butter and salami whatever that is um i would marry elvis he has a famous sandwich who what's on it it's like bologna prince does elvis oh it's like banana bologna peanut butter like it's everything you could imagine amazing i'm i'm marrying wonder he was constipated y'all well and obese at the end he was so puffy um oh my god i'm having sex with mick jagger okay and sorry prince okay jack i would do the same prince has got to go he's too small prince is too small he's dead mick jagger's also dead they all honestly i want none of them none of them are coming to the tour bus you don't want elvis banging elvis are you kidding me i don't like a brunette

a brunette even if it was elvis you were gonna bone jared leto he's a brunette you're right fine you know what he's an exception okay what are you gonna do it's important we're holding you to it so tough old balls if you come out with a new song called old balls we want writing credit yeah we need something tells me she might not i come out with it you guys are like she screwed us um okay yeah same you know i would tour bus mick jagger again and then again like you've done it before well we did it earlier in the game we had sex yeah we did it it's my fault yeah sorry let's change it to steven tyler he is going with really younger women right like isn't jagger with like a

like a 18 year old yeah and kelty just said he was dead she did say he's dead i'm like he's not dead. Jack is not dead. You said he was dead. He was dead in the game. I thought you meant he was dead. Okay, now in the rock category. Jack, you're going first. Who are you marrying?

Elvis. I would say Elvis because I feel like Prince was an incredible artist, but moody, so I don't know about marrying Prince. I think he'd be a lot. He'd be a lot. You'd get some real ghosting

on your text messages from Prince. Prince is like the kind of guy that wouldn't write you back for like six years. He'd be still on for seven days. He would submarine the shit out of you. He would submarine you. He'd go away and then he would just rise up again. Like 20 years later. And you'd be like, I have a

baby and it's yours. I don't even know how to save you on the phone because you go by the symbol now. What to do? You're like, hi, is there? And then you're like, can you just press the hashtag? You're like, close it up. Elena is upset and distraught because she's so in love with him. i like known he'd like have mirrors on like his seat oh no he's freaky i'm sure i don't care he

is too small he's too half sexist yeah he's too small you know why he had mirrors on the ceiling so that he was an artist because it wasn't in the peen allegedly so small i can't i'm just saying small people have small penises not really that's not what i don't know small skinny people maybe though i feel like a small stocky guy might have a big dick still okay anyway i have to come back to this okay the final one okay last category rock slash dave growl and anthony ketis i'd kill anthony ketis oh she knew that one i would take anthony ketis to the tour bus have you seen red hot chili peppers live actually yeah i hate their music but man has like a 19 pack and still it's Yes.

Oh, yeah. Really? He's in great shape. He would give you an old man bone like never before. I would definitely. That's who I would have sex with. Anthony Kiedis. Okay, fine.

F Anthony Kiedis. Oh, wow, really? I'd want to marry Dave Grohl because I just love him beyond belief. And then Slash can go. I don't really care. Ditto. I'm going to say kill Dave Grohl. I don't even know how to say his name.

I'm not into him. and then Torbus Anthony Kiedis and Mary Slash because he would always look the same. He really does. He does.

I just saw him perform and it's like it's like time has never passed. Do you even know what Slash looks like? Like I if Slash was his head

I wouldn't even know what his face looks like. That's exactly what I was thinking. If he wanted to go low key like off the radar for a couple years

he would just have to take off his hat and sunglasses and cut his hair and no one would know who the hell he was. 100%. I do want to do

one more category. Okay. sorry emo for jack i don't know any of these i don't know if anybody's gonna know okay yeah pete wentz why don't you do the current one okay well let's just have jack do emo okay fine p wentz chris cabara carabra from dashboard confessional and gerard way from my chemical romance jack oh none of them of emo what no i mean they're all who was your emo like who did you masturbate to when you were young? Chris Kropp is too emo for me.

Too emo for you? That's really emo. That's a level of emo I didn't know existed. I don't like him or Gerard, so I'd kill them both. I will say Patrick Stump's voice is hot. See, nobody knows.

Current, last one. Adam Levine, Ed Sheeran, Zayn. Dead, dead, dead. You wouldn't have sex with Adam Levine? I'd have sex with Adam Levine. No, he does nothing for me. He does nothing for me, either. Zayn, still nothing.

I don't even know who Zayn is. He's the kid from One Direction. Way too old for him. He's dating Gigi Hadid now. Yeah. No, he's too skinny. He's taking Gigi Hadid on the tour. I would marry Ed Sheeran.

I would marry Ed Sheeran, too. I wouldn't kill Ed Sheeran. But you wouldn't marry him. I'm not going to marry you, but you can stay on the planet. You didn't answer any of the questions. You're just like, I wouldn't kill Ed Sheeran. That's my answer. but I'm sticking to it.

I feel, yeah, Ed Sheeran deserves to live. He's really good. Wait, is your husband a musician? He's a songwriter. Oh, do you guys write songs together? Yeah. Is that sexual? Nipom?

Nalpom? Nalpom. Have you ever taken him on the tour, boss? Yes. Has she had sex with her husband? Just a couple times. Just like once or twice? Do you get insecure?

Like, isn't that a really vulnerable situation writing with your spouse? Like, don't you feel... Oops. Don't you ever get weird when you want to write something about like a past relationship or your current one and like i feel like it'd be hard it'd be like therapy because uh i bashed him pretty good on my first album so i think was he an

ex at that time we've been through it so oh wow yeah submarine you um so yeah he's uh he knows what he signed up for you know because that's what i do like i always have like if i'm into someone or if i'm going through with them i write about them so if you don't want that then don't be with me oh my god i love that me too i can't wait to listen to the first album and know okay on that note since you have your life figured out everyone is staying alive including you ed sheeran ed sheeran can live no honestly i feel like we're on the same wavelength because we're taking the same amount of people the same people to the tour bus so i appreciate your excellent

what's coming up we're gonna get people's lives together yeah we're gonna help people with their lives ask the lady gang and we're back before we start ask the lady gang if you want 20 off jack how do i get it it's called lady gang okay so for this part of our podcast our listeners right in their most burning questions in life, and we give them decent advice, maybe not so decent. Hold on, I'm so hot. Would you mind me take off my silver bow? I'm not wearing a bra.

I don't, but I have a serious... Why would I care? It's a black shirt. Is this like an empowerment podcast? Come on, take off your shirt. Well... I wouldn't go that far. You might feel rather stifled when you walk out of this room. And it's not this well-drained heat in this room. I'm dying.

Oh, wait, you guys have it off because of the sound. I know that because of singing i just put it together yeah we're sitting here being like are these girls just really cheap or like we're just like is it professional though do you appreciate our lady gang pink sound foam i do i appreciate this room it's like better than my house is decorated oh we can come over yeah we're just gonna put all this in there though that's all we know my husband's like what's going on like it's all we know it looks okay our first question the first record sorry our first question comes from anonymous anonymous says i'm 24 and my boyfriend and i have been together

just over a year i said i love you to him about eight months into the relationship and now 14 months in i still haven't heard it back i brought it up to him probably twice now once shortly after i initially said the three words and again a couple months ago his response is babe i care about you immensely i'm really just touch you with the word love that's all how long is too long when waiting for an i love you back i'm gonna be so harsh about this do it do it well yeah you're just why are you waiting like you shouldn't have said it in the first place that was a really bad text first and never never no but i think you learn that in relationships like i definitely my first relationship said it first and the whole relationship was doomed for like

six years because like you were like oh i'll just i'll just be the first one to say it i just love you more than you love me bad bad bad yeah break up with him for sure screw up it's over yeah it's never getting better oh becca oh it's happened twice no she's mentioned it twice that's like saying it twice right i wonder if she said it again after the one time you have to never say it never mention it it's voldemort in your house don't even allude to it don't even say i love this candy bar like take the word out of your entire like just vernacular like out and may give it time i don't know that's so hard over a year they've been together what is his problem with love that's the other yeah i mean if you don't like i know you love somebody after a year then

that's probably a problem can you fake your own death and then you have to go like major ghost on him like literally like no reason you just need to like go go just go somewhere go missing get an ad on the back of the milk carton if he drinks milk but if he drinks milk you should dump him anyway oh my god go missing have somebody start a podcast about you see what he says in the podcast and see if he said he loved you yeah wow wow or or maybe he's not for you if he won't say it and you deserve to be loved okay the second you're only 24 you're not really gonna want to get married till you're 30 because shit changes yeah this is a favor from the universe man's rejection is god's protection aka becca tobin i don't think i said that yes you did one of our

guests did i don't think it was becca maybe okay we're pretty wise i don't know that's good our second question also comes from a different anonymous she says my sister's boy oh this is bad my sister's boyfriend just proposed you've never had a personal opinion that's the first time in ash lady gang history you stopped to give your personal opinion well because i have okay i read through these before and i was like oh my sister's boyfriend just proposed to her last week and while i am so happy for her there's one little problem she's been cheating on him with a married man for their entire relationship she had been having the affair for about a year before she started dating her now fiance and the guy she's been cheating on him with is married and has two

kids she knows that i don't support her cheating but she still tells me about it anyways i've asked my sister since she's been engaged if she'll stop seeing the married guy and she said that she probably won't i don't know what to do or if i should say anything at all i don't want to ruin her wedding but at the same time her fiance deserves to know what do i do oh my god what your sister is a socio bitch no i'm just kidding i kind of love her um if you're i mean beckett tobin is speechless i am i fear that if you say anything to the fiance it will get back to your sister and you may ruin that relationship forever or for a very long time um so there's that if you're willing to risk that the other thing is just having one more

conversation with your sister and if she still says no and she's going to continue doing her thing just know that the universe will take care of whatever that situation is and it's not your business like i know you want to do the right thing because you're a nice person but like you can't make other people do the right thing yeah and at least it'll get very exciting now my answer oh god here we go so i had a friend who was getting cheated on and without her knowing i hired a private investigator and i caught this is true it's not legit serious it's true it's true like cool thanks for coming on what's your phone number um i hired a private investigator and i caught him cheating on her and then i sent the pictures to him and said i'm not going to tell

my friend but you're a dick face and like get your shit together so what you could do is you could hire a private investigator get the photos and then anonymously have the private investigator or drop them off at the boyfriend's house, you'll always know in your heart that you did the thing, but you won't actually have to have your name on it. You won't have to sign it. Is it expensive, private investors?

It is expensive, but honestly... I'm sure she could private investigate herself. I'm just curious. Well... Yeah, I am too. I had him followed for quite a while. Wow. Because I needed a lot of evidence.

Kelsey, like, took out a loan. It was like... It's for my new business. No, it was like... To be honest... Kelsey investigates. It was like $85 an hour. wow okay that's like but how long did you have like a piano lesson it was like almost two thousand

dollars worth it's not bad until they have to follow them all day two thousand dollars but listen i will tell you this that's not bad it is fascinating hiring a private investigator should we all just do it for our spouses for christmas fun because you don't really realize how fun it is to spy on someone but like this person was like making out with someone else somewhere else and like they got full shots but they sent with the time stamps you know exactly where they are at every minute and it is like How did you find them? I just googled it

Wow I had a pre-call. You can really find it. It was a woman It was a woman so I was like yeah Yeah she was going to know what that was for sure She's pissed when I tell her the story I want to be a private investigator so badly. Should we do that as like a lady game show? No in our freaking Facebook

group we have a secret Facebook group our girls can find anything. It's like they're in the FBI you give them like one picture and they found where the guy lives what his mom's name is it's crazy magic wow the internet so don't not retweet our tweet when you we tweet about you coming on this episode because we'll find you girl okay i need your guys's help with some stuff oh we will help you we're doing it we really should wait i desperately that's all i want i want to stake out i want to eat donuts and drink coffee and just find men maybe so good okay anyways our last

question comes from ann ann says my boyfriend has a lot of tattoos and personally i'm not into it they're not sexy it's just a bunch of random pieces she's saying that about his tattoos i'm okay with a few but he keeps getting more i've told him multiple times i'm not going to be attracted to him if he covers himself in tattoos he knows i don't like them because i get mad every time he gets one i'm trying to respect that it's his body but if we get married i'll have to look at his ugly tattoos forever how do i help him stop getting tattoos what's her name and and it's kind of harsh oh my god but like compassionate becca i am sorry but i just think of all the things that could bother you about your spouse right are they on his face like as

long as they're not on his face i would threaten him though yeah i think you gotta play ball here i would threaten him yeah to get a tattoo like she should get a tattoo on her face of something he really doesn't like if he keeps doing it right it's like making like the kids smoke a pack of cigarettes if you get caught yeah you may call her bluff though she does it don't really do it i was just kidding but good idea you can she gets like is there something that he said to you like that he'll like be very upset my husband has literally laid down the gauntlet and was like if you come home with those crazy fish lips that every woman in hollywood has like we're done i don't care we're done so i know that that's my line i can shoot my face up with so much botox

till the cows come home but the filler is where it draws the line i respect that but that is my face you know what i mean if these are tattoos on his body let him live and i want to say that to zach let me live let me get duck lips damn it but i don't know i mean what if you tell him to get a tattoo on his face but was he getting these tattoos when she before she was like that can't change him so do you have a lot of tattoos yeah maybe this isn't the guy for you maybe you need a non-tatted guy i love tattoos if this is a deal breaker and he is great otherwise then you need to yeah they're such worse what you could do for christmas this year is you could get him that like shirt that it has the tattoo sleeves on it and you can be like fine if you want to have

tattoos, I want them to be ones I like and be like, please wear this around me. It may be compromise. You're saying you don't like the ones he has. Can you design them? Tattoo of your face on his ass. Perfect. Yeah. Great. That'll do it. Okay, well, we certainly helped you so much. You're welcome, Anne.

Great advice to us. Send flowers to CBS Redford. Are you feeling like you enjoyed your time with Lady Yang? I feel like you're shocked. This is definitely the best time I've had all day. Yay. What were you doing during the day? possibly the week

yeah no kidding do you have inspiration is there a song about like this experience um marry kill old balls

sexual napalm old balls old balls in my face she's not maybe she's not inspired maybe

she's like I don't think so um we're so excited that you came on the show where can everyone get the record and where can everyone

follow you on social um they can follow me at uh zz ward oh on instagram girl hard to know hard to know zz ward.com yep i guess i think you can buy my album on itunes

spotify i love that she doesn't know you buy your album do you go and like i do when's the first it's good luck right yeah i used to sell my cds in parking lots all the time so now i just don't even want to touch one oh for years yeah so i'm like cool i don't it's it's out there where did you sell them what parking uh parking lots in oregon that's amazing like ross dress for less parking lot. That's incredible. Do people buy them? That's not a good place to sell your CDs. They would buy them. I've been in it for a really long time. I know, but Ross? People are already looking for a deal.

Why don't you go where the Richies are? You need a whole new plan. I mean, you don't need that plan anymore. There's not a lot of Richies in the town that I'm from. It's a really small town. Oh yeah, you're spending a lot of money at Ross, for sure. That's the peak. That's the top of where it goes in my town.

You know, I was at a Marshalls and I saw a $2,000 Fendi bag, so that's all I'm going to say. Discount shopping. You never know what you're going to get. okay well this has gone on way too long I don't know why I said that thank you so much for being here you are incredibly talented and everyone we're going to post your video in our Facebook group so everyone can hear

your beautiful voice because they might not understand how talented you are by the games that I played it's hard to really translate on podcast no it's difficult please follow us on Instagram at the lady gang at Becca at Jack Vanek at Kelty the best night

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