Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - 2023 Las Culturistas Culture Awards Nominations Special PART I

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

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to welcome you to part one of the nomination ceremony for the upcoming, highly anticipated Las Culturistas Culture Awards. I have been tossing and turning in my sleep for weeks with excitement, wildly flailing my arms, concerning my wife, because I, like many of you readers, publicists, KDs, and finalists, know what a special night this will be. Join us on Saturday, June 17th, 7.30 p.m. at Lincoln Center's Damrush Park

for an evening that will surely go down in history if it's anything like last year's historic event. It's also free and open to anyone. First come, first serve for spots. Hosting again this year are the Lost Culture Recess themselves, Saturday Night Live icon, perennial Emmy nominee, and star of the upcoming worldwide phenomenon Wicked, Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers, who has seen a lot of Broadway this year. Just ahead, Bowen and Matt announced the first third of the nominees eligible to win the iconic CULT in 100 categories. Be sure to tune in next Friday for more nominees and the following Friday for the nomination culmination. Well, that's more than enough of me. Let's bring in the host and begin the process. Bowen, Matt.

Morning, Matt. Good morning, Bowen. So great to be with you. For another year. And it's good to see you. Let's get started. It's great to see you. I'm excited. In the category of biggest jester, the nominees are Kyrsten Sinema, New York Times' anti-trans looking ass, the Joker on the Joker card deck of cards, and Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn. These are the nominees for Biggest Chester. In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are Four Nights in Orlando, Truth Tellers,

Tanya McCoy, The White Lotus, Ginny Thomas, and while we're at it, Clarence too, and Waterworld, starring Kevin Costner. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop. In the category of Biggest Chester Flop, the nominees are... These are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop. In the category of Biggestester flop in the clown square, the nominees are Elon Musk, Twitter,

the Green Knight Bandits, the Real Housewives of Potomac, and At Large. The studios who will not give the WGA a fair deal, Raquel Rachel Levis, and Tucker Carlson. These are the nominees for biggest j Jester Flop in the Clown Square. In the category of Biggest Night of Our Lives, the nominees are Tonight at the Las Culturistas Culture Awards, The Oscars, When a Fag Sees Adele, Las Vegas,

Youth Group Lock In and Date Night with the Love of My Life, Michael Love you, baby These are the nominees for biggest night of our lives In the category of finalist of the year the nominees are Darcy Carden

Chapel Roan Betty Betty Gilpin, Melanie Linsky, and Olympians. These are the nominees for finalist of the year. In the category of Melanie Linsky Award for Most Sweetest Person, the nominees are Sammy Sweetheart, MTV's Jersey Shore. Toad, Nintendo. The nominees are... Can't remember her name, but that girl from the other night. And... These are the nominees for the Melanie Linsky Award for Most Sweetest Person. In the category of Free Them Award for Criminal Who Should Be Free, the nominees are

The Girls Locked Up at the End of Pirates of the Caribbean Ride, Elizabeth Liz Holmes, and Han Solo. These are the nominees for the Free Them Award for Criminal Who Should Be Free. In the category of the Free Willy Award for Animal Achievement, the nominees are Jenny the Donkey, the Banshees of Inishirin, Mickey Mouse, Tortoises, all, and the cast of The Secret Life of Pets.

These are the nominees for the Free Willy Award for Animal Achievement. In the category of the Denise Richards Drop Dead Gorgeous Line Reading Award, the nominees are She's Skinny Amber, Not Deaf, Denise Richards. Lights, Camera, and Me Without a Stitch of Makeup On, Denise Richards lights, camera, and me without a stitch of makeup on Denise Richards can't take my eyes off of you Denise Richards and you had me at hello

Renee Zellweger these are the nominees for the Denise Richards drop Dead Gorgeous Line Reading Award. In the category of best skill to have, the nominees are Drew Barrymore Impression Remembers Names Changing Attire Fierce Runway Walk

and A Sense of Play. Attire Fierce Runway Walk And A Sense of Play These are the nominees For Best Skill to Have In the category of Diva Down Award Person Who Fell Hard Award The nominees are

Jason Derulo Grape Stomp Woman Tawny McCoy The White Lotus, and Nazi Mama from Indiana Jones. These are the nominees for Diva Down Award, Person Who Fell Hard Award. In the category of Best Religion, the nominees are Mormon 2.0,

The School of Life, Long Form Improv Comedy, and Whatever Gives People Meaning. These are the nominees for Best Religion. In the category of Best Religious Practice, the nominees are Kneeling, Anything With Water, Prayer, Zip Zap Zop, and Breath. These are the nominees for Best Religious Practice. In the category of They Should Be an Actor Award for Not Actor But Should, the nominees are In the category of They Should Be an Actor Award for Not Actor But Should,

the nominees are Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Sunny Hostin, Dr. Nicole Martin, The Real Housewives of Miami, All Children Not Already Acting, and Malala. These are the nominees for They Should Be an Actor Award for Not Actor But Should. In the category of Alison Williams' Cool Girl Award, the nominees are Ariana Maddox, Ariana Grande, Daisy Duck, Elizabeth Olsen, and Zendaya. These are the nominees for the Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.

In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise, the nominees are The Fast and the Furious, Avatar, Mario, The Fast and the Furious Avatar Mario Oreo Cookies and McDonald's These are the nominees for Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise

In the category of Santa Award for Being Unforgettable, the nominees are Sasha Velour, Sasha Colby, Sasha Obama, Malia Obama, and Breathe

by Faith Hill. These are the nominees for the Santa Award for being unforgettable. In the category of Best Holiday Fixed Date, the nominees are Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, 420, Leap Year Baby Birthday, and September 4th, B-Day.

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Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault, but mine, I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work.

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In the category of Best Holiday Changing Date, the nominees are Memorial Day, Thanksgiving, Passover, Pizza Night, and Personal Day.

These are the nominees for Best Holiday, Changing Date. In the category of Mother Award, the nominees are Kelly Clarkson, Cere Fields, Moms All Across the World, Ava Max, Kiki Palmer, Padma Lakshmi, Top Chef, Jennifer Lopez, The Mother, Jennifer Lawrence, Mother,

Idina Menzel, and Regina Hall. These are the nominees for Mother Award. In the category of the Slouching Towards Bethlehem Award for Chicest Book to Hold, the nominees are The Chronicles of Narnia, Prince Caspian by C.S. Lewis, Stories I Only Tell My Friends, an autobiography by Rob Lowe. Attached, The New Science of Adult Attachment and How It Can Help You Find and Keep Love by Doctors. Open Book by Jessica Simpson. And Game of Thrones. These are the nominees for the Slouching Towards Bethlehem Award

for Chicest Book to Hold. In the category of Megan Award for Servant K-U-N-T, the nominees are Backup Dancers Rihanna Super Bowl, EMTs, Blackpink, Lara Croft Tomb Raider, and the WGA.

These are the nominees for Megan Award for serving KUNT. In the category of the Tom and Rita Couple Award, the nominees are The Obamas, The Carters, award the nominees are the obamas the carters zoe kazan and paul dano and the couples of modern family these are the nominees for the tom and rita couple award in the category of the Shiv Roy Award for Best Fake American Accent, the nominees are Melanie Linsky, All, Toni Collette, The Sixth Sense, James McAvoy, Every Now and Then,

and Toni Collette, Hereditary. These are the nominees for the Shiv Roy Award for Best Fake American Accent. In the category of Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake British Accent, the nominees are Gillian Anderson, The Crown. Emma Stone, The Favorite. Gillian Anderson, Sex Education. Alan Tudyk, all. And everyone doing their slay Love Island impressions,

a.k.a. when you all say, pop a chat. These are the nominees for the Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake British Accent. In the category of Biggest Current Threat to Us, the nominees are Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande, Wicked, Stradio Lab Podcast, The Fickle Nature of NYC Weather in June, Governors Across America, and Ourselves, TBH.

These are the nominees for biggest current threat to us. In the category of scariest moment in history, the nominees are Hereditary Lil Diva Head Come Off. The Big Bang. come off the big bang jump scare when you see mama you knew in college on the street what cuban missile crisis and saying i love you to the one and you know you can never go back this will change things these are the nominees For scariest moment in history In the category of

Education award for best school subject The nominees are Yearbook AP US History Pre-calc depending on teacher Drop everything and read And Certainly not phys ed Speaking as queer people Pre-calc depending on teacher. Drop everything and read. And certainly not phys ed, speaking as queer people.

These are the nominees for Education Award for Best School Subject. In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees are a teacher, a nurse, a fireman, and just moved to the city. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Normal. In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees are Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Abraham Lincoln, and Bowen Yang. Oh my God. Congratulations.

Thank you. Thank you. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous. In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between, the nominees are... Congratulations. Wow. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy. Somewhere in between. In the category of Diplo Award for LGBTQ,

the nominees are Hayley Kiyoko, Poppy Juice, Jessie Ware, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson, and RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. These are the nominees for Diplo Award for LGBTQ. In the category of the Rosalia Award

for Best Outdoor Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross, Rain, Shakespeare in the Park, These Crust Punks Pretending They Don't Have Daddy Money, Whitney Houston, Star Spangled Banner, Shakespeare in the Park. These crust punks pretending they don't have daddy money. Whitney Houston, Star Spangled Banner, Super Bowl. And Rosalia Coachella. These are the nominees for the Rosalia Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance.

In the category of the Kimberly Akimbo Award for Best Indoor Live Performance, the nominees are Titanic, Parade, Beyonce Ring the Alarm 2006 Video Music Awards, Kate Berlant, Kate, and Lady Gaga on any existing award show, including Joe Calderon. These are the nominees for the Kimberly Akimbo Award for Best Indoor Live Performance. Tune in next week for the continuation of the Lost Culture Recess Culture Award nomination special. Until then.

I'm Cheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby and And T and I have no problem going there.

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