Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - 2023 Las Culturistas Culture Awards Nominations Special PART II

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple. Look who it is. Joined by elite new friends. Rebecca Minkoff. Have you ever heard of her? But things could change in a New York Minute. She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy. What?
Starting point is 00:00:19 You told her? Not today, Satan. Not today. The Real Housewives of New York City. All new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to
Starting point is 00:00:46 take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chez Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Look, man. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Wow. Las Culturistas. In the category of Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees are Scandaval. When that Cheeto was arraigned. Barbie. Titanic.
Starting point is 00:02:03 And Don't Worry Darling Press Tour. These are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture. In the category of Best Way to Travel, the nominees are Caravan, Sprinter Van, Not in a Huge rush. Pride float. And often. These are the nominees for best way to travel. In the category of best type of house, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:02:37 High Ranch. Mansion. Apartment with deck. Lake. Mansion, Apartment with Deck, Lake, and Anything by C.C. Penniston. These are the nominees for Best Type of House. In the category of the Amber Award for Best 90s Name, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:03:00 Chelsea, Courtney, Mary-Kate, and Ashley. These are the nominees for Amber Award for Best 90s Name. In the category of Baby, we are looking forward to seeing older. The nominees are Lil Nas X, Apple and Moses Martin, and Your Niece. These are the nominees for Baby We Are Looking Forward to Seeing Older. In the category of Most Fascinating Language, the nominees are Navi, Romance, American, Acts of Service, and Body Language. Ursula, The Little Mermaid.
Starting point is 00:03:59 These are the nominees for Most Fascinating Language. In the category of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, the nominees for Most Fascinating Language. In the category of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, the nominees are Ricky Martin, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Idris Elba, and The Dad from Inside Out. These are the nominees for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. In the category of the Ariana Maddox Award for Girl, You Can Do Better, Hun, the nominees are Sharae Whitfield, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Florence Pugh, Don't Worry, Darling,
Starting point is 00:04:42 and Ariana Maddox, Vanderpump Rules. These are the nominees for the Arianimatix Award for Girl, You Can Do Better, Hun. In the category of the Muna Award for Hottest Queer, the nominees are Katie Muna Naomi Muna Joe Muna. Naomi Muna. Joe Muna. Fans of Muna. And Matt Bomer.
Starting point is 00:05:15 These are the nominees for the Muna Award for Hottest Queer. In the category of Angelina Jolie Humanitarian Prize, the nominees are Doja Cat, the Homeless Not Toothless organization, and Whoever Designed the New LaGuardia. These are the nominees for the Angelina Jolie Humanitarian Prize. In the category of most likely to succeed, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:05:48 Stephanie Hsu, Janelle Monae, and Doja Cat. These are the nominees for most likely to succeed. In the category of the water Award for Necessary Thing, the nominees are Sunscreen, Just Something to Hold Me Over,
Starting point is 00:06:12 Sunlight, A VPN, and Doja Cat. These are the nominees for the Water Award for Necessary Thing. In the category of the greatest showman, the nominees are Hugh Jackman, Vanessa Hudgens, Doja Cat,
Starting point is 00:06:38 Chrishell Stouse, Real Estate, and Jinx Monsoon. These are the nominees for the greatest showman in the category of largest number the nominees are 99 a zillion anything said like a mother in distress. And you can't stop the beat, Hairspray Finale. These are the nominees for largest number. In the category of best airline, the nominees are It Doesn't Matter As Long As We're At LaGuardia and Alaska.
Starting point is 00:07:26 These are the nominees for Best Airline. In the category of Best Thing to Drink on a Flight, the nominees are Honey, If I Took Off from LaGuardia, Doesn't Matter, I'm Already Happy and Ginger Ale. These are the nominees for Best Thing to Drink on a Flight. The Real Housewives of New York City
Starting point is 00:07:54 are back for another bite of the Big Apple. Look who it is. Joined by elite new friends. Rebecca Minkoff. Have you ever heard of her? But things could change in a New York Minute. She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant
Starting point is 00:08:08 by some other guy. What? You told her? Not today, Satan. Not today. The Real Housewives of New York City. All new,
Starting point is 00:08:17 Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw
Starting point is 00:08:30 interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer and huge life transformations. I was a desperate delusional
Starting point is 00:08:46 dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Starting point is 00:09:16 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian, and Basketball Hall of Famer. I'm a mom, and I'm a woman. I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. See, athlete or not, we all know it takes a lot as women
Starting point is 00:09:48 to be at the top of our game. We want to share those stories about balancing work and relationships, motherhood, career shifts, you know, just all the s*** we go through. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I,
Starting point is 00:10:04 well, we have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. In the category of Most Dominant Predator, the nominees are Cheetah, Tiger, Lion, and Shark. These are the nominees for most dominant predator. In the category of most vulnerable prey,
Starting point is 00:10:50 the nominees are shrimp, kelp, fish, and Pisces humans. These are the nominees for Most Vulnerable Prey. In the category of the Margot Martindale Character Actress of the Year, the nominees are Dale Dickey, Elizabeth Marvel, Robin Weigert, Noma Dumaswini,
Starting point is 00:11:22 and Hong Chao. These are the nominees for the Margot Martindale Character Actress of the Year. In the category of Public Feud, we want to start right now, tonight. The nominees are Estradio Lab Podcast, Will Ferrell, Pepsi Cola, Jordan Sparks and
Starting point is 00:11:48 The Kremlin These are the nominees for Public Feud We want to start right now, tonight In the category of Starbucks Award for Chillest Coffee Order The nominees are
Starting point is 00:12:03 Hi Grande Ice Black. Um, just an iced green tea. Americana with almond. Oh, okay, then with oat. I'll actually do the blueberry kombucha.
Starting point is 00:12:20 And I'll have a large iced caramel macchiato. These are the nominees for Starbucks Award for Chillest Coffee Order. In the category of Ice Award for Best Frozen, the nominees are Pina Colada, Frozen 2 Into the Unknown Scene, nominees are pina colada frozen two into the unknown scene circular ice balls for a whiskey drink jack nicholson the shining and coke slurpee these are the nominees for ice award for best frozen in the category of shot we are shooting in this moment the nominees are
Starting point is 00:13:09 kelly clarkson come on las culturistas pedro pascal check your dms matt and bowen in book of mormon the movie if anyone is on fairy server in Final Fantasy 14 Bowen would love to do dungeon runs with you. And any cute nice guy
Starting point is 00:13:32 friends or more. These are the nominees for shot we are shooting in this moment. In the category of meal we should have gotten but didn't
Starting point is 00:13:44 the nominees are Chicken Francaise, The Burger, Buffalo Blasts, The Cheesecake Factory, A Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman Spinoff Movie, and Big Spicy Crab Soup. These are the nominees for Meal We Should Have Gotten But Didn't. In the category of Normani Award for
Starting point is 00:14:12 What's the Hold Up? The nominees are Fourth Austin Powers Movie The Renaissance Visuals Like Honestly New Roni the renaissance visuals like honestly new roni and when you order your big spicy crab soup 40 minutes ago you saw the nominees for the normani award for what's the hold up in the category of Moulin Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle, the nominees are Fireworks,
Starting point is 00:14:50 Moulin Rouge on Broadway, Adele in Las Vegas, Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind at Epcot, and Sasha Colby vs. Anitra and Ellipsync. These are the nominees for Moulin Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle. In the category of Best Word to Whisper, the nominees are Hey, Seriously?
Starting point is 00:15:23 Liposuction! and Farted. Seriously? Liposuction. And farted. These are the nominees for best word to whisper. These are the nominees for best word to scream. Go! Diva! Diva! Never! And O! These are the nominees for best word to scream. In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for best streaming service. The nominees are... We actually have an announcement.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah. Due to the ongoing WGA strike, we do not feel this category is appropriate at this time. We proudly stand with our guild, and we'll give this to Peacock at a later date. Thank you. Thank you. In the category of Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again,
Starting point is 00:16:27 the nominees are Big Thunder Mountain, Betty Gilpin, Mrs. Davis, The Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom, Michelle Yeoh, All,
Starting point is 00:16:41 and Anitra, Lip Syncing. These are the nominees for Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Starting point is 00:17:18 Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest
Starting point is 00:17:42 and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. I'm Sheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Sheryl Swops and Tariqa Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.

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