Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - 2023 Las Culturistas Culture Awards Nominations Special PART II
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The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple.
Look who it is.
Joined by elite new friends.
Rebecca Minkoff.
Have you ever heard of her?
But things could change in a New York Minute.
She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy.
What?
You told her?
Not today, Satan.
Not today.
The Real Housewives of New York City.
All new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to
take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to
get you to freedom. Listen to Chez Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
Look, man.
Where?
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow, is that culture?
Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Las Culturistas.
In the category of Titanic Award for Monoculture,
the nominees are
Scandaval.
When that Cheeto was arraigned.
Barbie.
Titanic.
And Don't Worry Darling Press Tour.
These are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture.
In the category of Best Way to Travel,
the nominees are Caravan, Sprinter Van,
Not in a Huge rush. Pride float.
And often.
These are the nominees for best way to travel.
In the category of best type of house, the nominees are
High Ranch.
Mansion.
Apartment with deck.
Lake. Mansion, Apartment with Deck, Lake,
and Anything by C.C. Penniston.
These are the nominees for Best Type of House.
In the category of the Amber Award for Best 90s Name,
the nominees are
Chelsea,
Courtney,
Mary-Kate, and Ashley.
These are the nominees for Amber Award for Best 90s Name.
In the category of Baby, we are looking forward to seeing older. The nominees are Lil Nas X, Apple and Moses Martin, and Your Niece.
These are the nominees for Baby We Are Looking Forward to Seeing Older.
In the category of Most Fascinating Language, the nominees are Navi, Romance, American, Acts of Service, and Body Language.
Ursula, The Little Mermaid.
These are the nominees for Most Fascinating Language.
In the category of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, the nominees for Most Fascinating Language. In the category of People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive,
the nominees are Ricky Martin, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Idris Elba,
and The Dad from Inside Out.
These are the nominees for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.
In the category of the Ariana Maddox Award for Girl, You Can Do Better, Hun,
the nominees are Sharae Whitfield, The Real Housewives of Atlanta,
Florence Pugh, Don't Worry, Darling,
and Ariana Maddox, Vanderpump Rules.
These are the nominees for the Arianimatix Award for Girl, You Can Do Better, Hun.
In the category of the Muna Award for Hottest Queer, the nominees are
Katie Muna
Naomi Muna Joe Muna. Naomi Muna.
Joe Muna.
Fans of Muna.
And Matt Bomer.
These are the nominees for the Muna Award for Hottest Queer.
In the category of Angelina Jolie Humanitarian Prize,
the nominees are Doja Cat,
the Homeless Not Toothless organization,
and Whoever Designed the New LaGuardia.
These are the nominees for the Angelina Jolie Humanitarian Prize.
In the category of most likely to succeed,
the nominees are
Stephanie Hsu,
Janelle Monae,
and Doja Cat.
These are the nominees for most likely to succeed.
In the category of the water Award for Necessary Thing,
the nominees are
Sunscreen,
Just Something to Hold Me Over,
Sunlight,
A VPN,
and Doja Cat.
These are the nominees for the Water Award for Necessary Thing.
In the category of the greatest showman, the nominees are
Hugh Jackman,
Vanessa Hudgens,
Doja Cat,
Chrishell Stouse, Real Estate,
and Jinx Monsoon.
These are the nominees for the greatest showman in the category of
largest number the nominees are 99 a zillion anything said like a mother in distress. And you can't stop the beat, Hairspray Finale.
These are the nominees for largest number.
In the category of best airline, the nominees are
It Doesn't Matter As Long As We're At LaGuardia
and Alaska.
These are the nominees for Best Airline.
In the category of Best Thing to Drink on a Flight,
the nominees are
Honey, If I Took Off from LaGuardia,
Doesn't Matter, I'm Already Happy
and Ginger Ale.
These are the nominees for Best Thing to Drink on a Flight.
The Real Housewives of New York City
are back for another bite of the Big Apple.
Look who it is.
Joined by elite new friends.
Rebecca Minkoff.
Have you ever heard of her?
But things could change in a New York Minute.
She had this wild night
and ended up getting pregnant
by some other guy.
What?
You told her?
Not today, Satan.
Not today.
The Real Housewives
of New York City.
All new,
Tuesdays at 9
on Bravo
or stream it
on City TV+.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty
and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode
is with Jelly Roll. This
episode is one of the most honest and raw
interviews I've ever had. We
go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison
from the age of 13 to being one of
today's biggest artists. We talk about
guilt, shame, body image
and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer and huge life transformations. I was a desperate delusional
dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a
delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger.
I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such
a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if
you asked what happened,
I immediately started with everything but me.
It took years for me to break that, like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian, and Basketball Hall of Famer.
I'm a mom, and I'm a woman.
I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
See, athlete or not, we all
know it takes a lot as women
to be at the top of our game.
We want to share those stories about
balancing work and relationships,
motherhood, career shifts,
you know, just all the s*** we
go through. Because no matter who you are,
there are levels to what we
experience as women. And T and I,
well, we have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. In the category of Most Dominant Predator, the nominees are
Cheetah, Tiger, Lion, and Shark.
These are the nominees for most dominant predator.
In the category of most vulnerable prey,
the nominees are shrimp, kelp, fish, and Pisces humans.
These are the nominees for Most Vulnerable Prey.
In the category of the Margot Martindale Character Actress of the Year,
the nominees are
Dale Dickey,
Elizabeth Marvel,
Robin Weigert,
Noma Dumaswini,
and Hong Chao.
These are the nominees for the Margot Martindale Character Actress of the Year.
In the category of Public Feud, we want to start right now, tonight.
The nominees are
Estradio Lab Podcast,
Will Ferrell,
Pepsi Cola,
Jordan Sparks and
The Kremlin
These are the nominees
for Public Feud
We want to start right now, tonight
In the category of
Starbucks Award
for Chillest Coffee Order
The nominees are
Hi Grande Ice Black.
Um,
just an iced green tea.
Americana
with almond. Oh, okay, then
with oat.
I'll actually do the
blueberry kombucha.
And I'll have
a large iced caramel macchiato.
These are the nominees for Starbucks Award for Chillest Coffee Order.
In the category of Ice Award for Best Frozen,
the nominees are
Pina Colada,
Frozen 2 Into the Unknown Scene, nominees are pina colada frozen two into the unknown scene circular ice balls for a whiskey
drink jack nicholson the shining and coke slurpee these are the nominees for ice award for best frozen in the category of shot we are shooting in this moment the nominees are
kelly clarkson come on las culturistas pedro pascal check your dms
matt and bowen in book of mormon the movie if anyone is on fairy server in Final Fantasy 14
Bowen would love
to do dungeon runs
with you.
And
any cute
nice guy
friends or more.
These are the nominees
for shot we are
shooting in this
moment.
In the category of
meal we should have
gotten but didn't
the nominees are Chicken Francaise,
The Burger,
Buffalo Blasts, The Cheesecake Factory,
A Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman Spinoff Movie,
and Big Spicy Crab Soup.
These are the nominees
for Meal We Should Have Gotten But Didn't.
In the category of Normani Award for
What's the Hold Up?
The nominees are
Fourth Austin Powers Movie
The Renaissance Visuals Like Honestly
New Roni the renaissance visuals like honestly new roni and when you order your big spicy crab soup 40
minutes ago you saw the nominees for the normani award for what's the hold up in the category of Moulin Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle,
the nominees are
Fireworks,
Moulin Rouge on Broadway,
Adele in Las Vegas,
Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind at Epcot,
and
Sasha Colby vs. Anitra and Ellipsync.
These are the nominees for Moulin Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle.
In the category of Best Word to Whisper, the nominees are
Hey, Seriously?
Liposuction!
and Farted. Seriously? Liposuction. And farted.
These are the nominees for best word to whisper.
These are the nominees for best word to scream.
Go!
Diva! Diva! Never! And O! These are the nominees for best word to scream.
In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for best streaming service. The nominees are...
We actually have an announcement.
Yeah.
Due to the ongoing WGA strike,
we do not feel this category is appropriate at this time.
We proudly stand with our guild,
and we'll give this to Peacock at a later date.
Thank you.
Thank you.
In the category of Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again,
the nominees are
Big Thunder Mountain,
Betty Gilpin,
Mrs. Davis,
The Legend of Zelda,
Tears of the Kingdom,
Michelle Yeoh,
All,
and
Anitra,
Lip Syncing.
These are the nominees for Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty
and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Sheryl Swoops.
And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Sheryl Swops and Tariqa Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.