Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - 2024 LCCA NOMINATIONS Part I
Episode Date: May 29, 2024Part one of the Las Culturistas Culture Award nominations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to
take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to
get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times from legends
to our buddies
to current stars.
We're finally answering
the age-old question.
What kind of dudes
are these dudes?
We're gonna find out, Jules.
New episodes drop
every Thursday
during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get
your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty
and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison
from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
Look, Matt.
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow, is that culture?
Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Las culturistas.
Good morning, Matt.
Good morning, Bowen.
It is, as always, such a joy to be with you here on Nomination Morning.
It's Nomination Morning.
What time did you have to get up?
I got up like I do every day at 2.10 a.m.
Yes.
So let's go.
Let's get into it.
Okay.
In the category of Record of the Year, the nominees are Single Soon,
Selena Gomez, Never Enough, Lauren Allred, The Greatest Showman, Two Most Wanted, Beyonce and
Miley Cyrus, Gardenia, Mandy Moore, and Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter. These are the nominees for Record of the Year. In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees are The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess,
Chapel Roan, Tapestry, Carole King, Come on Over, Shania Twain, Jagged Little Pill,
Alanis Morissette, and Blue, Joni Mitchell. These are the nominees for Album of the
Year. In the category of Tina Fey Award for Best Wisdom, the nominees are Grandmother Willow,
Pocahontas, Katie Maloney, Vanderpump Rules, Clerics and Druids, Baldur's Gate 3, To Know the Difference,
and Professor Charles Xavier.
These are the nominees for Tina Fey Award for Best Wisdom.
In the category of the CMA Award for Best Person That's Country Now, the nominees are Beyoncé,
Lana Del Rey, starting in September,
Lady Gaga in 2016
Waxahachie
More in the folk rock space
But honestly as always defy genre anyway
And
Your Friend Who Moved to Austin
These are the nominees for the CMA award
For best person that's country now
In the category of finalist of the year, the nominees are Fran Drescher,
The Old Gaze, Sandra Oh, Callan Lord Staff, and Cole Escola. These are the nominees for
finalist of the year. In the category of the Bene Gesserit Award for Most Slay Group of Women, the nominees are Fifth Harmony, Lornettes, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Flo, and Eris Tour Backup Dancers, and also the boys too. Actually, gender doesn't matter. What is this, the past?
These are the nominees for the Bene Gesserit Award for Most Slay Group of Women.
In the category of
Alison Williams' Cool Girl Award,
the nominees are
Dua Lipa,
Parvati Shallow,
Angie Katanavis,
AFABs Who Crochet at Lesbian Bars,
Victoria Monet,
Marnie Michaels,
Alison Williams,
Short Women Wearing Sunglasses and a Big Fleece,
Renee Rapp,
and Diner Waitresses.
These are the nominees for the Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.
In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the Year,
the nominees are
Reality Von Teese
When My Cousin Fell at That Block Party, Oh My God, That Was So Scary
Oppenheimer, The Explosion
Beyonce Featuring Tony Hale, Verizon Super Bowl commercial,
and Authenticity is Dangerous and Expensive.
These are the nominees for Most Shocking Moment of the Year.
In the category of Most Amazing Impact in Film,
the nominees are
Justine Triet, Messy, Anatomy of a
Fall, What Was I Made For, Billie Eilish, Lily Gladstone, Certain Women, and Script Supervisors.
They carry huge binders. These are the nominees for most amazing impact in film. In the category of most
iconic exchange of words, the nominees are Sandra and Janelle, The Traitors, season two.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
Oh my god. I Hope You're Happy, Prelude to Defying Gravity, Elphaba and Glinda.
Pillow Talk, the morning after meeting someone you didn't expect to go home with.
Wow. Maybe this could be something. And Oleana by David Mamet. These are the nominees for most iconic exchange of words.
In the category of Slack Award
for best work-from-home technology,
the nominees are
Zoom,
Microsoft Teams,
Dropbox,
Monday.com,
and Corrupting a File on Purpose
so you can buy some time.
These are the nominees for Slack Award for Best Work From Home Technology.
In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the nominees are The Sphere, Las
Vegas, The Hearst Tower, New York City, House in Anatomy of a Fall.
Mexico City, all.
And Wayne Manor, Gotham.
These are the nominees for most iconic building or structure.
In the category of best view, the nominees are
Brooklyn Bridge,
When You're Behind Your Beloved During Intimate Time,
The View, ABC, POV TikToks, When Done Correctly, and Rockefeller Senna. These are the nominees for Best View. In the category of the Today Show Award for Excellence in the Morning, the nominees are
Hoda and Jenna, Cold Brew Coffee, Fergie Barracuda, Helios, God of the Sun, Greek Mythology,
and Birding Between 6 and 11 AM.
Boomers smiling at you and saying, we saw Scarlett Tanager by The Veil.
These are the nominees for the Today Show Award
for Excellence in the Morning.
In the category of Best Pair of People,
the nominees are Hoda and Jenna,
Matt and Bowen,
Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson,
Bert and Ernie,
and Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore.
These are the nominees for Best Pair of People.
In the category of Popcorn Award for Movie Snack of the Year,
the nominees are Big Coke Slurpee,
Bunch O' Crunch, Pretzel Nuggets,
Popcorn, and Charles Melton.
These are the nominees for Popcorn Award
for Movie Snack of the Year.
In the category of Awards Award for Most Awards,
the nominees are Ayo Adebari, Oppenheimer, Billie Eilish and Phineas,
Devine Joy Randolph, and John Oliver. These are the nominees for Awards Award for Most Awards.
In the category of Best Vibe Hands Down, the nominees are SZA Concert on Mushrooms, Pisces Season
Ace Hotel Palm Springs Pool, Memorial Day
Super Nintendo World, Anytime
Cowboy Carter
The Smoke Hour
and Seth Meyers
These are the nominees
for Best Vibe, hands down
In the category of
Most Beautiful Name for a Daughter
You Haven't Even Thought of Yet
The nominees are
Coalesce
Acquiesce, Cholula, Elantra, and Terry. These are the
nominees for most of the Year. Bjork's New York City show, and treacherous Taylor Swift.
These are the nominees for Bridge of the Year.
In the category of Accent of the Year, the nominees are Australian doing American,
American doing Australian, Italian, Adele, and tough guy New Yorker seen it all, baby.
These are the nominees for Accent of the Year.
The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple.
Look who it is.
Joined by elite new friends.
Rebecca Minkoff.
Have you ever heard of her?
But things could change in a New York Minute.
She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy.
What?
You told her?
Not today, Satan.
Not today.
The Real Housewives of New York City.
All new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying
to get you to freedom. At the
heart of it all is still this painful
family separation. Something
that as a Cuban, I know
all too well. Listen
to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez
story, as part of the
My Cultura podcast network,
available on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against,
legends from the past, and we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes dudes.
We got dogs.
Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude
each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude?
We're gonna find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday
during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
We talk about guilt, shame, body image,
and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I
encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional
dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was
everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything
in my life. I was the kid that if you
asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break
that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple
Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
In the category of No But Actually Award for Excellence Heretofore Unrecognized by Lost Lana Del Rey, Mike Feist, or Feist, however you say it,
Josh O'Connor,
and Shy Girl.
These are the nominees for
No But Actually Award for Excellence
Heretofore Unrecognized by Lost Culture.
In the category of
Kraft Mac and Cheese Award for Best Cheese,
the nominees are American, Cheddar, Swiss, In the category of Best Movie of All Time,
the nominees are Challengers,
Titanic,
Erin Brockovich,
Perfect Blue,
and Fire Island.
These are the nominees
for best movie of all time.
In the category of
make the bed award
for thing we will get around to doing maybe,
the nominees are Finnish Feud, The Swans, Really Spend Time in the Pacific Northwest,
Text Rachel Back, It's Literally Not Personal, Dentist, and Realize My True Power and Potential.
These are the nominees for Make the Bet Award
for Thing We Will Get Around to Doing Maybe.
In the category of most memorable line in a movie or film,
the nominees are
I'm Taking Such Good Care of My Little White Boys,
Zendaya, Challengers.
I'm Working Late, because i'm a singer sabrina carpenter espresso music
video which is a film how is your baby avatar the way of water my baby is strong avatar the way of The Way of Water. And I'm Too Old for You.
Anne Hathaway.
The Idea of You.
These are the nominees for most memorable line in a movie or film.
In the category of most memorable line in a TV show, the nominees are Kudos for Saying That Mama for Spilling. Plain Jane, RuPaul's Drag Race.
You're a fucking traitor, Sandra Diaz-Twine, the traitors.
You're a traitor, bitch, Janelle Pierzina, the traitors.
You're the biggest fucking traitor here, so fuck off,
Sandra Diaz-Twine, the traitors.
You fuck off, Janelle Pierzina, the traitors.
We have to go back!
Lost
I do too much because you do too little
Phaedra, The Traitors
And
I want to confront her at dinner tonight
and I want you guys to back me up
Heather Gay, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
These are the nominees
for most memorable line in a TV show
In the category of I'm gonna try that award for thing we'd like to join, try, or know more about,
the nominees are Gay Volleyball, Anime, Birdwatching, Disney Imagineering,
and The Morning Show Season 4 in any capacity.
These are the nominees for the I'm-a-try-that award for a thing we'd like to join, try, or know more about.
In the category of How Dare You Award for Betrayal,
the nominees are Zendaya, Challengers,
Reality Von Teese, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,
Trishel, Benedict Arnold, and The Red Wedding, Game of Thrones.
These are the nominees for How Dare You Award for Betrayal.
In the category of the J-Lo Versace Dress Award
for Best Anyone Has Ever Looked,
the nominees are
Zendaya, Dune II Press Tour.
Alan Cumming, we have questions about that finale look,
but traitors.
Nicole Kidman, AFI Honors Tribute.
Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase Meridian Batman Forever
and Zendaya Challengers Press Tour
These are the nominees for the J-Lo Versace Dress Award
for Best Anyone Has Ever Looked
In the category of Color of the year, the nominees are maroon, canary,
perfect blue, denim all, and blonde. These are the nominees for color of the year. In the category of, oh, she's taking it, award for undeniability,
the nominees are Hayley Gates as Helen, Challengers. Beyonce as Cowboyoles, All Projects.
Ultimately Mario, Super Mario Brothers, All Games.
And Billie Eilish, Hit Me Hard and Soft, All Songs.
These are the nominees for, oh, she's taking it, award for undeniability.
In the category of NYU award for Can't Believe We Went to College With Her,
the nominees are Steph Hsu, Shaina Taub, Rachel Brosnahan,
Hayley Gates as Helen Challengers, Maggie Rogers, We Overlap She's Younger,
and Elizabeth Olsen, We Overlap She's Older, Barely. In the category of the Billie Eilish Award for LGBTQ Plus Announcement,
the nominees are Parvati and Mae Martin are a whole thing.
Bowen and Lily Gladstone will star in an Andrew on film.
Jojo Siwa starts gay pop.
Matt Rogers,
blonde and do a leap.
We'll be on Las Culturistas.
These are the nominees for the Billie Eilish Award for LGBTQ Plus Announcement.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me,
you won't want to miss this one. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski.
And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the
behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football.
Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times,
from legends to our buddies to current stars.
We're finally answering the age-old question,
what kind of dudes are these dudes?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Sheryl Swoops.
And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby.
And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day.
Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Sheryl Swops and Tariqa Foster-Brasby,
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You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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