Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - 2024 LCCA NOMINATIONS Part II

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

Part two of the Las Culturistas Culture Award nominations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at nine on Bravo or stream it on City TV Plus. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw
Starting point is 00:00:37 interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:00:56 or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy, Elian Gonzalez, was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Starting point is 00:01:19 Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out, out jules new episodes drop every thursday during the nfl season listen to dudes on dudes on the iheart radio app apple podcasts
Starting point is 00:02:13 or wherever you get your podcasts look man oh i see wow look over there wow is that culture? Yes. Wow. Las Culturistas. In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees are House, From Toronto, In Grad School, A Climate Scientist, A Guidance Counselor. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Normal.
Starting point is 00:02:44 In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees are No nominees. These are no nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous. In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between, the nominees are At Mr. Deep Voice, OnlyFans. At Hung Skater, OnlyFans. At Raheem Shabazz, OnlyFans. At Colton Reese XXX, OnlyFans. And Pat Regan. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between. In the category of the Chapel Rowan Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross, Central Park.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Madonna, Celebration Tour, Rio. Fergie, Today Show. Well, it would have been Lovers and Friends, I'll tell you that. And Chapel Rowan, Coachella. well it would have been lovers and friends i'll tell you that and chapel roan coachella these are the nominees for the chapel roan award for best outdoor live performance in the category of chapel roan award for best indoor live performance the nominees are mary todd lincoln madcap medley oh mary Cynthia Erivo Alfie Kennedy Center honors Dion Warwick Chapel Rhone Brooklyn Steel Elphaba Jinx monsoon Chicago these are the nominees for Chapel
Starting point is 00:04:19 Rhone Award for best indoor live performance in the category of the Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees are Country Music, Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter, Timothy Rode the Worm, Wicked Trailer, and Survivor Still to This
Starting point is 00:04:40 Damn Day. These are the nominees for the Titanic Award for Monoculture. In the category of Most Dominant Predator, the nominees are Tashi Duncan, Challengers, Cheetah, Bear,
Starting point is 00:04:56 Polar Bear, and Lynx. These are the nominees for Most Dominant Predator. In the category of Most Vulnerable Pre prey, the nominees are Patrick Zweig and Art Donaldson, Challengers, The Meek, Lazy Slow-Moving Flies, Krill Before a Whale, and Shrimp. These are the nominees for Most Vulnerable Prey. In the category of Margot Martindale Award for Character Actress of the Year,
Starting point is 00:05:31 the nominees are Alfre Woodard, Judy Greer, Missy Pyle, Gail Rankin, but maybe her trajectory is changing, and Greta Lee, but does she count? These are the nominees for Margot Martindale Award for Character Actress of the Year.
Starting point is 00:05:50 In the category of shot we are shooting right now in this moment, the nominees are Lady Gaga, Please for the Joker Folia Du Presse Tour at Las Colch, 90 minutes. Mr. Villeneuve, we would be thrilled to act in your next Dune film. Mr. Guadagnino, we would be thrilled
Starting point is 00:06:10 to act in your next Cuckoo queer-coded film. Coleman Domingo, chemistry read for a rom-com that leads to showmance. And, don't know how this works, but Miss Congeniality 3 starring us. These are the nominees for shot we are shooting
Starting point is 00:06:26 right now in this moment. In the category of Best Collection of Sounds Together, the nominees are Challenger Soundtrack, Sondheim, Rainforest or Rainforest Sound on Sleep App,
Starting point is 00:06:43 Cowboy Carter, and Real Housewives of Miami, Any Argument. These are the nominees for Best Collection of Sounds Together. In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for Best Streaming Service, the nominees are Peacock. These are the nominees for Peacock Presents, the award for best streaming service. In the category of best word to whisper, the nominees are Montauk.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Stop. Seriously? Girl. And Fuck. These are the nominees for best word to whisper. In the category of best word to scream, the nominees are Florida, freedom, surprise, objection, Freedom! Surprise! Objection!
Starting point is 00:07:52 And diva! These are the nominees for best word to scream. In the category of flirtiest thing you could ever say, the nominees are That's That Me Espresso, Hope So, When Someone Asks If They'll See You Later, I Had a Dream About You the Other Night, Put It In, and Sucking Lollipop like this. These are the nominees for flirtiest thing you could ever say. In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are... Fire performer at the circus falls over onto you and you catch on fire.
Starting point is 00:08:49 You call me Stacy in this text, you liar. Who is Stacy? Wake up from coma speaking a new language. All your belongings get thrown into a machine with those giant gears that crush things.
Starting point is 00:09:02 All skits from Jackass Forever. Those guys are nuts. These are the nominees for most uncommon accident. In the category of Social Change Moment of the Year sponsored by Westome, the nominees are
Starting point is 00:09:17 Jenny Nicholson's YouTube video about Star Wars Hotel. Gypsy Rose Blanchard released from prison. Hereditary Lil Diva head come off. The latest twisted chapter in the royal family's lives.
Starting point is 00:09:35 And Jojo Siwa starts gay pop. These are the nominees for Social Change Moment of the Year, sponsored by Westel. In the category of the iHeartRadio best podcast of the year, the nominees are Kelsey Bros, Very Delta, and Mac's Original Companion Podcasts, All. These are the nominees for iHeartRadio Best Podcast of the Year. Snubbed.
Starting point is 00:10:05 In the category of Kindest Greeting, the nominees are... Hi! Oh my god, what an amazing surprise! You have no idea how happy I am you're finally here. Sit down, I have gossip that will make you squirt, Lord! Surprise! Thanks, Melissa. I am here with a nominee tonight from one of the year's best films
Starting point is 00:10:29 who has never looked better. How are you feeling? You truly look incredible. And diva! These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting. In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees are Your Table is Ready and It's the Best Spot in the House.
Starting point is 00:10:50 That any online death hoax was just that, a hoax. The sun will come out tomorrow. Babe, you won! And there is a big sale at our favorite store these nominees for best news we heard the real housewives of salt lake city are back
Starting point is 00:11:23 oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends.
Starting point is 00:11:40 How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Julian Edelman.
Starting point is 00:12:54 I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude. You're a dude. And Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude. You're a dude. And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show. We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past.
Starting point is 00:13:11 And we're just going to sit here and talk about them. And we'll get into the types of dudes. What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs. Wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dudes. We got dogs.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Dogs. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
Starting point is 00:13:45 podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jellyroll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jellyroll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately
Starting point is 00:14:30 started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. In the category of Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence, the nominees are Sandra Oh, Meredith Marks, Nicola Coughlin, Betty Boop, and Julia Fox. These are the nominees for the Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence. In the category of the Tina Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Nicole Scherzinger,
Starting point is 00:15:19 Lisa Barlow, Gayle King, Paula Abdul Abdul and Miss Piggy These are the nominees for the Tina Turner Legend Award In the category of Kate Blanchett Award for Good Acting The nominees are Anne Hathaway, The Idea of You Sandra Oh and Awkwafina, Quiz Lady Mary Todd Lincoln of You, Sandra O and Awkwafina, Quiz Lady, Mary Todd Lincoln,
Starting point is 00:15:50 Phaedra Parks, The Traitors, and Lily Gladstone, Certain Women. These are the nominees for Cate Blanchett Award for Good Acting. In the category of Best Breakfast, the nominees are Skir, which is an Icelandic yogurt, Vegan
Starting point is 00:16:09 Hash, Savory Oatmeal, Poaching Your Own Egg If You're Made of Thyme, and Cold Pizza. These are the nominees for Best Breakfast. In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Lunch, Billie Eilish, Something About Her, Lunchables, Deer If You're a Wolf, and Bon Me. These are the nominees for Best Lunch. In the category of most thrilling threat, the nominees are Let me tell you something, okay?
Starting point is 00:16:49 I was here before you, and I will be here after you. Fuck around and find out! That's not a threat. That's a promise. You will be hearing from my lawyers. And you want me to call your father? Those are the nominees for most thrilling threat. In the category of best dinner, the nominees are chicken parmesan, chicken franzese, pizza night, spaghetti con polpette
Starting point is 00:17:25 and Taco Bell These are the nominees for Best Dinner In the category of Best Beverage the nominees are Rum and Coke Diet Coke Coke Zero Negroni and Ginger Ale Diet Coke, Coke Zero,
Starting point is 00:17:46 Negroni, and Ginger Ale. These are the nominees for Best Beverage. In the category of William Shakespeare Award for Being Timeless, the nominees are Gowns, Clarabelle, Connection, Coca-Cola, and Diamonds.
Starting point is 00:18:08 These are the nominees for William Shakespeare Award for being timeless. In the category of best thing to win, the nominees are an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy, and the respect of those who matter most. These are the nominees for best thing to win. In the category of best song from Wicked, the nominees are Thank Goodness, I'm Not That Girl, I'm Not that girl reprise. What is this feeling? Also, low key, some of you are still calling this song loathing and we clock it every single time. One short day. March of the witch hunters. Something bad. And dear old shiz. These are the nominees for Best Song from Wicked
Starting point is 00:19:08 In the category of the Joy Behar Award for Stand-Up Comedy the nominees are Phyllis Diller Tina Knowles Hannah Einbinder Debra Vance and Joan Rivers Tina Knowles, Hannah Einbinder, Debra Vance,
Starting point is 00:19:28 and Joan Rivers. These are the nominees for the Joy Behar Award for Stand-Up Comedy. In the category of Zendaya Award for First Name That Doesn't Need a Last Name, the nominees are Macarena, Luanne, Furiosa, Mary-Kate, and Ashley. These are the nominees for Zendaya Award for First Name that doesn't need a last name. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Starting point is 00:20:16 Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes
Starting point is 00:20:45 on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering
Starting point is 00:21:01 the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're gonna answering the age old question. What kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to dudes on dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
Starting point is 00:21:31 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
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Starting point is 00:22:04 Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.

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