Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - 2024 LCCA NOMINATIONS Part II
Episode Date: May 30, 2024Part two of the Las Culturistas Culture Award nominations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back.
I love that.
I love that.
Oh my gosh.
Welcome.
And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg.
You're recording us?
I am disgusted.
Never in a million years after everything we've been through
did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy.
We were friends.
How could you do this to me?
I don't trust her.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,
Wednesdays at nine on Bravo or stream it on City TV Plus. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of
On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw
interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison
from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
five-year-old Cuban boy,
Elian Gonzalez, was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami?
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details,
and honestly, just having a blast talking football.
Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times,
from legends to our buddies to current stars.
We're finally answering the age-old question,
what kind of dudes are these dudes?
We're going to find out, out jules new episodes drop every
thursday during the nfl season listen to dudes on dudes on the iheart radio app apple podcasts
or wherever you get your podcasts look man oh i see wow look over there wow is that culture? Yes. Wow. Las Culturistas.
In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal,
the nominees are House,
From Toronto,
In Grad School,
A Climate Scientist,
A Guidance Counselor.
These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Normal.
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees are
No nominees.
These are no nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous.
In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between, the nominees are
At Mr. Deep Voice, OnlyFans.
At Hung Skater, OnlyFans. At Raheem Shabazz, OnlyFans.
At Colton Reese XXX, OnlyFans. And Pat Regan. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between. In the category of the Chapel Rowan Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance, the nominees are
Diana Ross, Central Park.
Madonna, Celebration Tour, Rio.
Fergie, Today Show.
Well, it would have been Lovers and Friends, I'll tell you that.
And Chapel Rowan, Coachella. well it would have been lovers and friends i'll tell you that and chapel roan coachella
these are the nominees for the chapel roan award for best outdoor live performance
in the category of chapel roan award for best indoor live performance the nominees are
mary todd lincoln madcap medley oh mary Cynthia Erivo Alfie Kennedy Center honors Dion
Warwick Chapel Rhone Brooklyn Steel Elphaba Jinx monsoon Chicago these are the nominees for Chapel
Rhone Award for best indoor live performance in the category of the Titanic Award for Monoculture,
the nominees are
Country Music,
Espresso, Sabrina Carpenter,
Timothy
Rode the Worm,
Wicked Trailer,
and Survivor Still to This
Damn Day.
These are the nominees for the Titanic Award for
Monoculture. In the category
of Most Dominant Predator,
the nominees are
Tashi Duncan, Challengers,
Cheetah,
Bear,
Polar Bear, and
Lynx. These are the nominees
for Most Dominant Predator.
In the category of
Most Vulnerable Pre prey, the nominees are
Patrick Zweig and Art Donaldson, Challengers, The Meek, Lazy Slow-Moving Flies,
Krill Before a Whale, and Shrimp. These are the nominees for Most Vulnerable Prey.
In the category of Margot Martindale Award for Character Actress of the Year,
the nominees are
Alfre Woodard,
Judy Greer,
Missy Pyle,
Gail Rankin, but maybe her trajectory is changing,
and Greta Lee, but does she count?
These are the nominees for Margot Martindale Award
for Character Actress of the Year.
In the category of shot we are shooting right now
in this moment, the nominees are
Lady Gaga, Please for the Joker Folia Du Presse Tour
at Las Colch, 90 minutes.
Mr. Villeneuve, we would be thrilled
to act in your next
Dune film.
Mr. Guadagnino, we would be thrilled
to act in your next Cuckoo queer-coded
film.
Coleman Domingo, chemistry read for a rom-com
that leads to showmance.
And, don't know
how this works, but Miss Congeniality 3
starring us.
These are the nominees for shot we are shooting
right now in this moment.
In the category of
Best Collection of Sounds Together,
the nominees are
Challenger Soundtrack,
Sondheim,
Rainforest or
Rainforest Sound on Sleep App,
Cowboy Carter,
and Real Housewives of Miami, Any Argument.
These are the nominees for Best Collection of Sounds Together.
In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for Best Streaming Service, the nominees are Peacock. These are the nominees for Peacock Presents,
the award for best streaming service.
In the category of best word to whisper,
the nominees are
Montauk.
Stop.
Seriously?
Girl.
And
Fuck.
These are the nominees for best word to whisper.
In the category of best word to scream, the nominees are Florida, freedom, surprise, objection, Freedom! Surprise!
Objection!
And diva!
These are the nominees for best word to scream.
In the category of flirtiest thing you could ever say,
the nominees are That's That Me Espresso,
Hope So, When Someone Asks If They'll See You Later, I Had a Dream About You the Other Night,
Put It In, and Sucking Lollipop like this. These are the nominees for flirtiest thing you could ever say.
In the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are...
Fire performer at the circus falls over onto you and you catch on fire.
You call me Stacy in this text,
you liar.
Who is Stacy?
Wake up from coma speaking a new language.
All your belongings
get thrown into a machine
with those giant gears
that crush things.
All skits from Jackass Forever.
Those guys are nuts.
These are the nominees
for most uncommon accident.
In the category of
Social Change Moment of the Year
sponsored by Westome,
the nominees are
Jenny Nicholson's YouTube video
about Star Wars Hotel.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard
released from prison.
Hereditary
Lil Diva head come off.
The latest twisted
chapter in the royal family's lives.
And
Jojo Siwa starts gay pop.
These are the nominees for Social
Change Moment of the Year, sponsored by
Westel. In the category
of the iHeartRadio best podcast
of the year, the nominees are Kelsey Bros, Very Delta, and Mac's Original Companion Podcasts,
All. These are the nominees for iHeartRadio Best Podcast of the Year. Snubbed.
In the category of Kindest Greeting, the nominees are...
Hi! Oh my god, what an amazing surprise!
You have no idea how happy I am you're finally here.
Sit down, I have gossip that will make you squirt, Lord!
Surprise!
Thanks, Melissa.
I am here with a nominee tonight
from one of the year's best films
who has never looked better.
How are you feeling?
You truly look incredible.
And diva!
These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting.
In the category of Best News We Heard,
the nominees are
Your Table is Ready and It's the Best Spot in the House.
That any online death hoax was just that, a hoax.
The sun will come out tomorrow.
Babe, you won!
And there is a big sale at our favorite store
these nominees
for best news we heard
the real housewives of salt lake city
are back
oh my gosh.
Welcome.
And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg.
You're recording us?
I am disgusted.
Never in a million years after everything we've been through
did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy.
We were friends.
How could you do this to me?
I don't trust her.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude.
You're a dude.
And Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude. You're a dude. And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past.
And we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk?
We got studs.
Wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes dudes.
We got dogs.
Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your
podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jellyroll.
This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jellyroll's
life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest
artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life
transformations. I was a desperate delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot
of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate
delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't
right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately
started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
In the category of Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence,
the nominees are Sandra Oh, Meredith Marks,
Nicola Coughlin, Betty Boop, and Julia Fox.
These are the nominees for the Julia Fox Award for Overall Excellence.
In the category of the Tina Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Nicole Scherzinger,
Lisa Barlow, Gayle King, Paula Abdul Abdul and Miss Piggy
These are the nominees for the Tina Turner Legend Award
In the category of Kate Blanchett Award for Good Acting
The nominees are
Anne Hathaway, The Idea of You
Sandra Oh and Awkwafina, Quiz Lady
Mary Todd Lincoln of You, Sandra O and Awkwafina, Quiz Lady,
Mary Todd Lincoln,
Phaedra Parks, The Traitors,
and Lily Gladstone, Certain Women.
These are the nominees
for Cate Blanchett Award for Good Acting.
In the
category of Best Breakfast,
the nominees are
Skir, which is an Icelandic yogurt, Vegan
Hash, Savory Oatmeal, Poaching Your Own Egg If You're Made of Thyme, and Cold Pizza.
These are the nominees for Best Breakfast. In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are
Lunch, Billie Eilish, Something About Her, Lunchables,
Deer If You're a Wolf, and Bon Me.
These are the nominees for Best Lunch.
In the category of most thrilling threat,
the nominees are
Let me tell you something, okay?
I was here before you, and I will
be here after you.
Fuck around and find out!
That's not a threat. That's a promise.
You will be hearing from my lawyers.
And you want me to call your father?
Those are the nominees for most thrilling threat.
In the category of best dinner, the nominees are chicken parmesan, chicken franzese, pizza night, spaghetti con polpette
and Taco Bell
These are the nominees for Best Dinner
In the category of Best Beverage
the nominees are
Rum and Coke
Diet Coke
Coke Zero
Negroni and Ginger Ale Diet Coke, Coke Zero,
Negroni,
and Ginger Ale.
These are the nominees for Best Beverage.
In the category of William Shakespeare Award for Being Timeless,
the nominees are Gowns,
Clarabelle,
Connection,
Coca-Cola, and Diamonds.
These are the nominees for William Shakespeare Award for being timeless.
In the category of best thing to win, the nominees are an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy, and the respect of those who matter most.
These are the nominees for best thing to win.
In the category of best song from Wicked, the nominees are Thank Goodness, I'm Not That
Girl, I'm Not that girl reprise. What is this feeling? Also,
low key, some of you are still calling this song loathing and we clock it every single time.
One short day. March of the witch hunters. Something bad. And dear old shiz.
These are the nominees for Best Song from Wicked
In the category of the Joy Behar
Award for Stand-Up Comedy
the nominees are
Phyllis Diller
Tina Knowles
Hannah Einbinder
Debra Vance and Joan Rivers Tina Knowles, Hannah Einbinder,
Debra Vance,
and Joan Rivers.
These are the nominees for the Joy Behar Award for Stand-Up Comedy.
In the category of Zendaya Award for First Name That Doesn't Need a Last Name,
the nominees are Macarena,
Luanne,
Furiosa, Mary-Kate, and Ashley.
These are the nominees for Zendaya Award for First Name that doesn't need a last name. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes
on Dudes. We're spilling
all the behind-scenes stories,
crazy details, and honestly,
just having a blast talking football.
Every week, we're discussing our
favorite players of all times, from
legends to our buddies to current
stars. We're finally answering
the age-old question,
what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're gonna answering the age old question. What kind of dudes are these dudes?
We're going to find out Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to dudes on dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Sheryl Swoops.
And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby.
And on our new podcast,
we're talking about the real obstacles
women face day to day.
Because no matter who you are,
there are levels to what we experience as women.
And T and I have no problem going there.
Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops
and Tarika Foster-Brasby,
an iHeart Women's Sports production
in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
You can find us on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One,
founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.