Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - 2024 LCCA NOMINATIONS Part III

Episode Date: May 31, 2024

Part three of the Las Culturistas Culture Award nominations. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted.

Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at nine on Bravo or stream it on City TV Plus. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw

interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy, Elian Gonzalez, was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami?

Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the

NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Is that culture? Yes. Goodness. Wow.

Las Culturistas. In the category of the Rene Rapp Award for Power in Lesbianism, the nominees are Billie Jean King, Miranda Hobbs, Niecy Nash Betts, Cynthia Nixon, and Field Hockey These are the nominees for the Rene Rapp Award for Power and Lesbianism In the category of Sexual Position of the Year

the nominees are Doggy Cowgirl Side Intimate Missionary No Blinking and None Sex is Over. These are the nominees for Sexual Position of the Year. In the category of the Lost Couch Fandom of the Year, the nominees are Katie's, publicists, finalists, and a group we have not yet come to know.

These are the nominees for the last coach fandom of the year. In the category of Macarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do, the nominees are Step Touch, In a Circle with Your Girl's Loving Life, Booty Shake, Electric Slide, H-O-T-T-O-G-O, Chapel Roan. These are the nominees for Macarena Award for Dance Even You Can Do. In the category of Clock Award for Chicest Thing to Hang on a Wall, the nominees are Tasteful Nude Self-Portrait,

Black and White Photo of You and Your Handsome Husband on the Beach, We Get It, Circular Mirror from West Elm. A blue ribbon. You won in a contest. And... Know that you made me. I don't like how you pay me. And I'm still here hanging. Ari.

These are the nominees for Clock Award for Chicest Thing to Hang on a Wall. In the category of International Award for Best International City, the nominees are London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, and Oz. These are the nominees for International Award for Best International City. In the category of Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder, the nominees are Stonehenge, Lauren Allred's vocals, Pacific Ocean. How talented so many of these folks are on Project Runway.

And Epcot. These are the nominees for the Kimberly Locke Award for Best World Wonder. In the category of Absolute Cosmo Award for Cocktail of the Season, the nominees are Mudslide, Spiked Eggnog, White Russian, Milk Punch, and Espresso Martini. These are the nominees for Absolutemo award for cocktail of the season. In the category of the phone wallet keys award for small item that we need to stop forgetting for Christ's sake. The nominees are air tag,

contact lenses, lip balm, slash mask, AirPods, and smaller umbrella. Lip Balm Slash Mask AirPods And Smaller Umbrella These are the nominees for the Phone Wallet Keys Award for Small Item That We Need To Stop

Forgetting For Christ's Sake In the category of Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface the nominees are Mirror, Puddle, A Beautiful Lake, Glass from Building Your Walking Past, and The Eyes of Your Closest Girl

Who Knows You Better Than You Know Your Fucking Self, period. You can never surprise her, ever. These are the nominees for Mulan Award for Best Reflective Surface. In the category of shh, don't repeat this, Award for Best Rumor

We're Making Up, the nominees are If You Wear Las Culturistas Merch You Have a Bigger, Healthier Cock American Idol rigged. Justice for J-Hud.

Joe Biden and Kehlani affair. Iowa debris, not even Irish. She is lying. And Elizabeth Debicki is Princess Diana. These are the nominees for the, shh, don't repeat this,

award for best rumor we're making up. In the category of best kind of story, the nominees are happy, short, musicalized, Instagram, and hard to digest at first, but ultimately really meaningful. And I'm happy we saw that. These are the nominees for best kind of story. In the category of best color in the sky, the nominees are blue, white, purple, gold, and stars. These are the nominees for best color in the sky.

In the category of moon award for shining brightly, the nominees are Diamonds by Rihanna, Hung Chow, East Facing Windows in the Morning, Mars, and Betty Boop. These are the nominees for Moon Award for Shining Brightly. In the category of the Sun

Award for So Fucking Hot, the nominees are Plastique Tiara, Jonathan Bailey, it has to be said, but our one precious planet, Maryland in the Summer, and Betty Boop. These are the nominees for the Sun Award for So Fucking Hot. In the category of Eva Longoria

Award for Tiny Woman Huge Impact, the nominees are Sabrina Carpenter, 4'11", Lady Gaga, 5'2", Ari, 5'1",

Anna Sophia Robb, five foot. And Reese Witherspoon, five foot one. These are the nominees for Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact. In the category of hashtag actually smart award for don't Judge a Book by Its Cover. The nominees are Gen Z, Elle Woods, Coworker You Always Thought Was Meh Saying Something Poignant, Matt Rogers, Actually Smart, and Bowen Yang, Actually Dumb. These are the nominees for the Hashtag Actually Smart award for Don't Touch a Book by its cover. In the category of Hoka's Award for Best Shoe or Footwear, the nominees are Slides, Boaty Nike Collab, Fisherman Sandals, comfortable platform, and bear.

These are the nominees for Hoka's award for best shoe or footwear. In the category of most Matt Rogers coded award, the nominees are Universal Epic Universe, $1 Oyster Happy Hour, the expression, not for nothing. universe. One dollar oyster happy hour. The expression not for nothing. Kate Hudson and susceptibility slash vulnerability.

These are the nominees for most Matt Rogers coded award. In the category of most Bowen Yang coded award. The nominees are making Stew, Eating Stew, Tomato Leaves Fragrance Hand Wash, Mad TV, and Not Wanting to Say You're Tired So You Say T-Word. These are the nominees for most Bowen Yang coded award. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that.

Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me?

I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo. Or stream it on City TV+. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.

And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba.

Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer. And the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger.

I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Guys that we played against. Legends from the past. And we're just going to sit here and talk about them. And we'll get into the types of dudes.

What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs. Wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dude. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games.

We'll share some insider stories. And determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

In the category of the Philippa Soo Award for Best Thing to Burn, the nominees are Nikki Glaser Roasting, everyone. Mix CD. Bridges. Sage. And Usher Burn. These are the nominees for the Philippa Soo Award

for Best Thing to Burn. In the category of Best New Artist, the nominees are Delta Work, Jessel Tank, Ilana Del Rey, Nicholas Galaxied, and Princess Tatis Bayou Dip. These are the nominees for

Best New Artist. In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture, the nominees are Four Women on a Beach, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Screaming. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift screaming. Leave that in. Taylor Swift screaming. Tortured Poets. Dispute, a.k.a. The Birds Fighting on a Tree. That new one of Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. And Solange leaving the Met Gala after beating Jay-Z's ass. These are the nominees for Best Picture, Literal Picture.

In the category of Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry, the nominees are Yugi and Kaiba, Hatfields and McCoys, two athletes we don't know about from any year ever, Brandy and Monica, and Red vs. Blue. These are the nominees for Apple Music Spotify Award for Most Storied Rivalry.

In the category of the Third Graders Award for Screenwriting Excellence, the nominees are This Is Me, Now. Any Given Political Speech at Any Given Time by Any Given Candidate, Part of Any Given Party. Madam Web. Mami Minas Starring Lisa Rinna.

And Twisters, We're Gonna Assume. These are the nominees for the third creator's award starring Lisa Rinna and twisters we're gonna assume these are the nominees for the third graders award for screenwriting excellence in the category of Delilah award for best speaking voice spoken word the nominees are Angela Bassett

Shoray Agdashloo Sam Elliott Dua Lipa and Marge Simpson Angela Bassett, Shoray Agdashloo, Sam Elliott, Dua Lipa, and Marge Simpson. These are the nominees for Delilah Award for Best Speaking Voice, Spoken Word. In the category of Psychic Matt Went to Award for Best Scammer,

the nominees are Ivy League Schools All. Anything Free. Yeah, right. Nothing's free. Lemonade Stands. Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, and Their Little Cookies.

And Reality Von Teese. These are the nominees for Psychic Matt Wentworth Award for Best Gamma. In the category of Bowen Yang is a Boob Gay Award for Best Tits Even an F-Slur Can Appreciate, the nominees are Sid Sween, Lovercroft, Tomb Raider, Sonya Blade, Mortal Kombat Jade, Mortal Kombat

and Jimbo These are the nominees for Bowen Yang is a Boob Gay Award for best hits even an F-slur can appreciate In the category of old timey thing that is back to say the nominees are Perchance Pray Tell old timey thing that is back to say the nominees are perchance pray tell i do declare anon and huji mama these are the nominees for old timey thing that is back to say. In the category of girls award for sorry it holds up.

The nominees are God Only Knows by the Beach Boys. The Golden Girls. Hella Good by No Doubt. The Raven-Symoné Parts of the Cosby Show. And The Absolute Cosmo. doubt. The Raven Simone parts of The Cosby Show and The Absolute Cosmo. These are the nominees for Girls Award for Sorry It Holds Up.

In the category of Father Award, the nominees are Seth Meyers, Jon Hamm, God, Fathers, and the John Mayer song Daughters, and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for the Father Award. In the category of the Daddy Award, the nominees are Pedro Pascal,

Warbucks, Yankee, The Sad Sylvia Plath Poem, and Ryan Gosling. These are the nominees for Daddy Award. The final category of the night is Artist of the Millennium. The nominees are Gottmik,

Lana Del Rey, Michelle Yeoh, Tilda Swinton, and Sandra Diaz-Twine. These are the nominees for Artist of the Millennium. We look forward to seeing you on June 15th at the King's Theater, where all of these nominees will be present.

Some of them will become winners, and we'll be giving the Lifetime of Culture Award to Mandy Moore. Goodbye. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists.

I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.

I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkkowski and we are super excited to tell you about our new show dudes on dudes we're spilling all the behind scene stories crazy details and honestly just having a blast talking football every week we're discussing our favorite players of all times from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.

Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Cheryl Swoops.

And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One,

founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.