Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "An Honest Conversation”
Episode Date: July 14, 2021Two lil bros are absolutely on their Charizard in this episode of the podcast Las Culturistas, and an honest conversation is had. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Las Culturistas calling.
And I'm sitting here with the Emmy nominee.
Fish, I can't believe the love I feel emanating from you in particular.
I've gotten, I will say, I've really been basking in the love, but from you.
Explain to them what the deal is.
Okay, so here's the deal.
When was the last time with Darcy?
We were in person for Darce.
But this is a very distinctly different vibe because Matt and I are sitting in this beautiful table in our wonderful home.
In our quarter share home in Fire Island in the Pines.
The address is.
Two,
two.
Just kidding. Leap that out, Doug. We don't even have the team. team we don't have it we don't have the team here oh my god this feels like well no we've never done this without
the team this is our first time flying without the fucking wheels without the what like that
the wheels flying without wings flying without you know what's interesting you started the
conversation we started talking and you said i can't believe the love I see.
And that called to mind Jordan Sparks, who famously in the song This Is Mine Now, she said, I can't believe the love I see.
And then when you said Flying Without Wings.
You said Flying Without Wings.
Ruben Stutter.
Recalled Ruben Stutter.
But don't change the subject.
You got nominated for the Emmy.
And I'm very grateful.
I've never been prouder.
Girl. The way tears.
The way tears were streaming.
Or streaming all over the sandy
beaches of Fire Island.
The way that I felt
true love for
everyone at SNL.
Specifically the people who
crafted that show.
The crew. the cast, the
writers, you can't live without them
you can't live without the writers and can we say
the scream we let
out when we saw the words Aidy Bryant
Trill, Aidy Bryant Trill, lead actress
outstanding lead actress, I had to
scream my ass
can we say deserved?
oh please, the subtlety
the grounded the comedy, the comedy.
The comedy.
The show had its best season.
The show had its best season.
And that story is so, so, so, so, so perfect and hard to tell in terms of them wanting to do it in the grounded way that they wanted to.
I mean, like, that show, you watch it and you do feel, I do feel very comfortable.
I'm like, I'm there in Portland. I'm in a fantasy version of Portland. You feel that you're in Portland the entire time you watch it and you do feel I do feel very comfortable I'm like I'm there in Portland
I'm in a fantasy version of Portland
I feel that I'm about to go to
Poc Poc to eat a delicious meal
say that
say that
sayville that
this is a bit we've been doing that's sort of
I think on the lower ends of the bits
should we catalog the bits for the readers
well I just want to say that this morning just to sort of lower ends of the bits. Should we catalog the bits for the readers? Well, I just want to say that this morning,
just to sort of do one of the bits,
I would say this morning,
my rose was seeing that my sister got nominated for an Emmy
because of how hard I know that you work
and how much of a star you are on that show.
And you are, it is history.
You are the first featured player ever to be nominated.
And that is my rose.
And my thorn is being snubbed.
I was snubbed and it's disrespectful.
And Hollywood owes me an apology.
And it's my thorn.
Oh, I will.
My snub is the greatest snub of this year.
Do you agree?
I agree.
And if I see.
Have my back.
And if I see anybody in the television academy,
including you,
I'm going to fight you after this.
Girl, we are throwing hands tonight.
And that's my thorn.
See me with them nominated hands.
I'll fight your snubbed hands.
And I would say my rose of this conversation
is the love I feel for you.
And my thorn is the fact that you're going to fight me
and I know that
you are an ugly person inside.
My rose has been feeling
so supported from you this
entire time that I've been here. Truly as soon as I
saw your face, I lit up.
My thorn has been every
time that I've been in the presence of
you, I felt the need to violently
attack you for the way you transgress, for the way you voted against yourself in a way.
Can I say that my thorn, my rose rather, has been that I genuinely feel like I've gotten closer to
you on this trip. And I didn't think it was possible. And my thorn was when i got closer i hated what i saw i'm so disgusted
i'm disgusted i'm disgusted with your behavior do you want to know something i did last night
though that we i had not done in our friendship ever what was i helped you fucking three sheets
to the wind i carried you you really wait i really now I'm sort of remembering what went down on the beach.
I was wasted.
You were,
you fucking fell so beautifully.
It wasn't like a bad fall,
but your hat kept blowing off your head.
And I said,
Matt, don't wear the hat on your head.
You should hold it.
The dexterity of your hands
will help you hold on to the hat.
And you wouldn't listen as usual.
But then you tripped over yourself
and you really made a meal of it.
You really made a meal of the fall
and said,
I can't go on.
I did not think I could go on.
I also want to say like,
it's so crazy really
because I think Pride Weekend was what it was.
And then the 4th of July,
we had a time,
but you were not present.
I was not there.
What was, how was your,
tell me how your 4th was
it was amazing I don't remember it because
this week I have cracked
in half I'm telling you
I have been raging every night and if
anyone on this island wants it
they've gotten it or they're getting it
that's beautiful
I don't think you've
I would not frame this I wouldn't use this language
that like you've been broken or that you've I would not frame this I wouldn't use this language that like you've been broken
or that you've cracked
like
I have
I told you the
I think less than 24 hours ago
I was like
I was like
you are in the rarest form
and I have never
I truly
did not think
I could love and admire you
more as a friend
and I do
I'm telling you
and I mean this
it's your rose
it's that's my rose
and there is no thorn
that's a huge
for there to be no thorn.
You know what I think is... We're looking
at roses, by the way. We're actually
looking at... We're looking at, we can say, sort of
a tacky table. A tacky table
of fake roses. And also, oh my god, we sort of
are seeing some of the girls come in
and out. Patrick Rogers, aka House,
he just scurried back upstairs, but the house
is at... We have a wonderful... Future
guest of the show, Patrick Rogers, is just kind of is at, we have a wonderful. Future guest of the show, Patrick Rodgers,
is just kind of walking around.
We have a wonderful assortment
of sort of a coterie.
I think the coterie is strong this week.
It's a good group of people.
It's one of the best groups
to be in Fire Island.
To be in Fire Island.
And that's on period.
And that's on period.
And I would stack this house up
in a fight yes
with the television academy or otherwise well certainly with the television academy who fucked
up this morning i don't even know who's nominated for the host who i don't know i'm guessing rue
paul yeah needed a ninth emmy i don't know watch the show hot dog watch the i deserved i'm not even this is like like this is
i am kidding i don't i'm not kidding matt like shut the fuck up no you you were you were the
reason why people watch that show you and you facilitated dozens of people watched it stop
you facilitated such a beautiful tone and environment for that show.
And it was really my first,
one of my very first like comfort watches during,
during quarantine,
like post summer.
I was like,
okay.
Like in the winter,
which was when I needed it the most in the winter of 2021,
I needed that show.
Well,
listen,
the Christmas special.
I love,
I'm saying the fall into winter and the cold months
of new york city i needed those blankets and anyway you were fantastic well anyway listen
because i know how hard you work and you work fucking hard bitch you know what i will gas you
up i will shout out my girl robin deedy i would say the black robin shout out we got the noms
can we can we actually acknowledge
some snubs though?
Let's talk about the snubs.
Z-Way.
Z-Way was snubbed.
Z-Way was snubbed.
Girls 5 Ever was snubbed.
Except for Meredith Tardino
was nominated for screenplay
for the pilot.
Renee Elise.
Renee Elise, Paula, Busy,
fucking Sarah, snubs on snubs.
Tina Fey for guest star.
Name another legend
that could play Dolly Parton in this manner. You were snubbed for guest star. Name another legend that could play Dolly Parton in this manner.
You were snubbed for guest actor
in the comedy for Girls 5 Ever.
And I'm so
upset
at the Television Academy this morning.
But here's something we can talk about
for future awards seasons.
I love this
for you. Oh shit, I forgot about
my own good news. I will never shit i forgot about my own good news i will never let you forget
about your own good news what are you doing i'm gonna light a blunt light a blunt you deserve it
matt rogers's show his pilot that he filmed i love this for you starring vanessa bearer molly
shannon mama mama mama puna patel puna patel we got a Patel. We got Aiden Mayeri. We got fucking Paul James. Love her.
And an actress to be named later.
But I'm so fucking excited.
Congrats to the team and the cast and the crew.
I mean, are we...
Look, I know it sounds like a typical showbiz circle jerk,
but I think this is another instance of,
wow, talk about people who work fucking hard.
Vanessa, Jeremy Byler, you
I fucking love them
can we talk about the fact that Jesse Klein is show running
Jesse Klein icon
inside Amy Schumer icon
her book iconic book of comedy essays
truly one of the superior ones
ooh we love Jesse
mama the way Michael Showalter
directed the film
Michael Showalter put respect on the name
I'm standing there in one of the name. I'm standing there.
I'm standing there in one of the scenes,
and I'm like, there's Molly Shannon.
There's Vanessa.
There's Michael Showalter.
I'm like, what is going on?
You've earned it.
You've worked for that bitch.
You really have.
I'm going to be a Showtime diva.
And I can't wait.
You and Z-Way.
You and Z-Way, baby.
You, Z-Way, and William H. Macy.
And William H. Macy,
darling dear. The funniest
man on television. Funniest man on TV.
The funniest show on television.
Ooh, I love...
We can also say
because we're going to be real.
A lot of these nominations are flopped down.
A lot of category fraud happening.
Well, first of all,
I don't think we have to name names,
but a young girl
went to Paris and got nominated
for Best Comedy Series.
And we're going to have to say oop on that one.
Yes, that's all we can say
unfortunately because it's too overwhelming
to think about otherwise.
But of course, congratulations.
Congratulations.
As I sort of ash on the white table.
Oh, we were talking about the table setup.
It's a tacky.
It's a tacky table.
There are elements of the house that are tacky.
I would say I like the high ceilings.
Love the high ceilings.
Love the sort of simple, clean lines
that are then broken violently by driftwood beach signs
in the bathroom and in the kitchen.
Yeah.
With your typical like...
Live, laugh, love type.
Yeah, exactly.
We were told billionaires have once stayed here.
And I say that's a lie.
And I say this is a case for the FBI.
Also, we're here with Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson
who are upstairs sort of napping.
And I will say this.
The damn landlord really tried it.
Really tried it.
We didn't have power for the first
I think 36 hours. Not because of the
hurricane, because of the flop
behavior. And we have to say
entering this house
Oh, is it one of our kings?
It's a girl's fight of a writer
Matthew Whitaker
who's brought in a case of Diet Coke
he's bringing in
sort of a case of Diet Coke
looking absolutely stunning
how was the gym
sad
the gym was sad
the gym was fire
it was sad and dark
as usual
you know that
basically
what's been going on
before you got here
it was really
because when he first
hit the island
it was like
you could feel
it was like a seismic shift
so sort of everyone
would see our group
approaching and you see all their eye go directly to him 100 and how could it not my eye goes to
him all the time honey my my eye wants my eye sneaks out of the damn house to go to him my eye
scurries to the beach to see him on it um no i I mean, a stunning man. Sometimes I just take photos of him
when we have lunch. He doesn't know.
Is this true? Yeah. I've told you that, right,
Matt? That sometimes
when we have lunch, I just take pictures of you?
Yeah, well, now you know.
I did tell you that, liar.
What did you say to me? No, I'm not
interested in the dick and balls. I'm interested in
digging into that ass. Anyway, no,
I'm just kidding. I'm really respectful.
And we love his boyfriend, Tom.
Should we talk about your overall,
because I will say, as I said earlier,
I've never seen you more in your element than here.
I am so happy.
But I'm also, talk about how you are sort of
self-defining right now,
because I feel like you are really enjoying your time.
And it makes me so happy that you are fully experiencing everything
leading with your joy, which is so infectious.
But do you feel like a changed person at all?
That's kind of what I'm getting to.
Can I tell you what it is?
It's a combination of anytime I'm around my literal number one,
who I, and my rose of my life
is being close to Bowen Yang.
My thorn is that one day
one of us is going to die first.
And that is going to be really shitty after.
And I just feel like...
You can't make me think about this.
No, I really hope it's me.
I swear to God.
No, it's got to be me.
Because I can't live through it.
I will mourn the greatest loss
anyone has ever mourned.
Do you ever do that thing of like, and throughout our
decade plus
relationship, I know you've probably done this, like the people
really close to you in your life, if you ever like are
alone with your mind for a second and you think about if they ever
died. Oh no, no, no. I thought about
if you ever died one time and I broke
down. I literally
I had to lay in the bed. I was
like, I even just thinking about the grief I would feel. I was just the bed I was like I even just
thinking about the grief I would feel
I was just like I am leveled
I'm leveled
I will cry I've had moments
not when I've thought about my friends
dying what would that be like
but I've thought
this is an honest conversation
this is Las Culturistas an honest conversation
let's put a pin in that because I do want to talk about
I want to explore how we arrived at this concept of an honest conversation.
But I have had multiple moments that I can so vividly remember.
Just us, you and me walking down the street, sitting in a room,
no one saying anything to each other.
Clucking like hens in the hen house.
Clucking like hens in the coop in the hen house.
I turn to my friend Matt Rodgers and I think to myself, anything to each other. Clucking like hens in the hen house. Clucking like hens in the coop in the hen house.
I turn to my friend Matt Rodgers and I think to myself,
I wish everybody had this, a friend like this in their lives.
Girl.
I want this for everyone in the world. You're pushing me to the edge.
Honey, you've been teetering at the cliff.
You have pushed me to the edge of the cliff.
Oh, you've been at the cliff, dear.
And I, can I say? You are Mufasa. So this is the deal. This is the edge of the cliff. Oh, you've been at the cliff, dear. And I, can I say, so this is the deal.
This is the answer to your question.
Long Island for me is the cliff.
And so when I'm here, I find myself walking all the way up to the edge of the cliff.
And then I go to Fire Island and understand it's the closeness to the ocean.
It's, it's, I'm Pisces, rising Pisces, cancer moon. So it's water, water to the ocean I'm Pisces, rising
Pisces, Cancer, Moon
so it's water, water, water, water
so here we are sort of surrounded by water
as is want to do on an island
that's a rule of culture
we're surrounded by water
as is want to do
on an island
and so what rule is that?
what number?
58. It's rule of culture number 58.
Okay.
So when I'm here, I'm sort of
soaking in and absorbing
like sort of the angst,
the sort of
difficult nature of
growing up here slash how
much fun I'm having and also
the crew could not be stronger.
Oh, the crew is stronger.
And it's about energy and it's about,
it's about, you know, sort of being a fun succubus.
100%.
To each other.
Here's, let me illustrate an analogy.
Let me know if it makes sense or if it doesn't.
And I will.
You coming into Long Island in order to get here is this is this is the motion i'm
tracking okay you're going you're you might feel like you're regressing a little bit you're going
you're moving back in time oh this is i'm revisiting an old version of myself and then you
get but then as soon as you come here to the island, to Fire Island, and you feel the sense of relief, it is so powerful.
That force propels you forward, not back.
It's like a slingshot.
You had to get pulled back first in order to fucking barrel ahead to the person that you were meant to be.
I think that is what is happening.
And the people and the vibe and the weather and all those other things. Wonderful.
But those make the slingshot shape.
And you are going the greatest distance.
And also just, you know, alcohol, marijuana, all the girls.
We shout out to everyone.
But it has been, I think, my favorite Fire Island trip.
And we've had some good ones.
We've had some great ones. I've had some great ones and this
really is up there. Let's say this.
You were not here the first night, but
the drag that we have seen,
Jan Sport
leveled
our gay ass
collectively
at the pavilion on Thursday. I heard nothing but
rave reviews from everyone on the island about
the vocals are not a joke.
And also.
And the jokes.
She's got jokes.
And like, we were laughing.
We were gasping.
We were just.
You gotta see fucking Jan Sport.
Okay?
You gotta.
And she's not being done justice on All Stars 6.
Okay?
I know she had the big win.
But she's not being done justice in
the totality and the totality but overall she she does not come off looking bad no she comes off
like jan sport which i mean people should just get over i don't know what that means because
you know what i realized no no no it it means it means the leah michelle energy but that but
you guess what about Lea Michele?
Can sing her ass off.
Can sing her ass off.
But here's the thing.
This is what I realized when we were watching.
So then I came in the next day or the day after and we went to Tina Burner.
And we're going to get to Tina.
We're going to get to Tina.
But I mean, that is a drag performer.
There can be drag artists, drag, drag models or whatever.
Drag fashion.
The way you're dragging right now,
but you're absolutely right.
But,
but,
and drag Queens or like if you,
if you want to go pageant,
it's like,
there are different,
like,
you know,
lanes to drag.
We all know this.
And Tina burner,
like,
you know,
like it has like her wonderful,
wonderful legacy on the show show but you go and see
her live and it's completely out of the orbital of that completely it's a drag queen it's a drag
performing perform i mean like not in the terms of like performance and like the general conceptually
but she's on a stage entertaining she's an entertainer and we're laughing constantly also
i just want to say jan sport like drag queen pop
star doing that like well i guess rose as well yes but and but has the appreciation for comedy
in a specific way like stand meg salter like since the beginning like you know i fucking love jan
we're gonna shoot jan you're coming on jan you're coming on um because you i mean i i fucking love jan i'm jan i'm so sorry i
missed you but then let's talk about tina well can i yes t then tina on friday fucking evening
or was it saturday it was uh sunday it was sunday that's another thing you guys like
cracked cracked in half i don't know what i don't think you're cracked i think you have
it's good it's fine It's like very good.
Evolved, yeah.
It's like I became like the Charmeleon version.
I think I was already the Charmeleon.
I'm certainly not the Charizard.
No, I'm a Charmeleon right now.
I think you're on your way to Charizard.
Well, that just means I'm old.
Honey, sister, look at me.
I am.
I think you're in your Charizard era.
I think I'm on my Charizard right now.
If the title of that didn't have to be an honest
conversation it would have been
your Charizard era
oh my
god I think you're in your Charizard
era
Charizard era
honey it can be so powerful
it is so powerful I'm telling you
and I'm just gonna say
I mean pl plowed.
You've been getting plowed.
And I do think like that, that does, it gives you like a jack when you really get fucked.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
I'm so happy for you.
I'll be thinking about this guy.
Yeah.
You're going to, you're going to be using it.
And I'm going to say, I'm going to say on the phone.
While I was getting fucked. Yeah. He said the to be using it. And I'm going to say, while I was getting fucked,
he said the words,
Lil Bro.
And wait,
and reader,
if you're thinking,
oh, that's awful.
No.
Think about it.
I was like,
think about it.
Oh my God.
I literally,
it worked.
So I don't know what to say.
Can I tell you?
It's Long Island.
You told me that
and I was like,
whatever.
And then the more I thought about it,
I was like,
no, it's the hottest thing I've ever heard. No, if you told me that, and I was like, whatever. And then the more I thought about it, I was like, no, if someone called me little bro,
whatever the dynamic is, whatever's going on, I don't care if we're like 10 feet apart
while we're both naked.
If you call me little bro from across the room, even, I will.
I will orgasm.
I'm telling you, what it did to me, it's like Marion Cotillard's Oscar speech
it was life
thank you life, thank you love
Olivier D'Aul, what you did to me
you rocked
my life
you truly rocked my life
I
I
I'm speechless now
thank you life
thank you love and it is
true there is some
angels in this city
and when he said little bro to me
during sex that
was you rocked my life
that was Mario I was doing the
Oscar speech in my head which of
course made me come
and it is true.
There is some fire.
There is some fire on this island.
And it happened down by the river.
Wait, that's iconic.
And we need it.
We've been coming up with great catchphrases all week,
but that's a new one.
It is true.
There is some fire on this island.
There was some fire.
I mean, let me tell you, the fires were burning.
I was transported.
And also, like, you know I'm not out here, like, bottoming.
I know.
I know.
But there's a, something has changed within me.
Something is not the same.
Wow.
I have to also remark, the in-person energy.
Different.
Fuck the Zoom.
I'm sorry.
Fuck a Zoom.
I mean, we need it.
We're going to keep
doing the Zooms.
But fuck a Zoom
because this is unbeatable.
This is unbeatable.
And even though,
you know,
we're going to hear
from the girl
who is that engineer, Doug.
Doug.
And she's definitely
going to be like,
hey, you know,
24 seconds in,
there's a full boat
in the background because right now you can hear a boat.
We're so sorry. We're on an island.
And it is surrounded by
the water as they
are wont to do.
But anyway, what I'm saying
is you know that that's different.
And this energy,
this is... I'm clocking
it, girl. I'm clocking it.
We might have to be... I'm traveling. I'm carrying. And I'm clocking it, girl. I'm clocking it. We might have to be...
I'm traveling.
I'm carrying.
And I'm traveling
to New York City,
first of all, more often.
More often.
Because, I mean,
that's just something too.
It's just like,
and now the shock,
the New York shock is worn off.
You got to be here.
Oh, and I fully believe
that you are an LA queen right now
and that you've really settled
into that city
and that environment
and you have your support system
and you're thriving.
We have Patrick Rogers. House is talking about
moving here and I'm not even stopping him.
But here's the thing. Well, this is the thing.
This is what I want to say. You have figured
out the balance
of those places. On your
Charizard era,
it's all about balance. It's all about truly
flapping your wings, wagging
your tail that's on fire
and
roaring
to the sky
you are
you are doing
you have figured out
your identities
in both places
in both environments
and
it's really beautiful
to see
I think that
not everyone has that
I don't
I mean
you know
it
well I'll just
you know what
let's just get
a little real. It's an honest conversation.
This is an honest conversation.
It has kind of sort of been a hard year.
Like personally, identity-wise,
like, you know, in terms of relationships
in my life, things have been up and down.
Of course.
And like, honestly, just, you know,
we have to have moments of clarity
such as this.
And we thank the moments in our life
that are a little bit more emotionally chaotic
because when you do emerge from said era, flop era.
Flop era.
It's so true.
We literally said in our new artwork,
we're going into our flop era.
And then I really truly do think for a few months there
at the beginning of the year, we were in a flop era.
You and me? No, no. I'm'm talking about i don't know how you feel but
your energy got much better as the year went on and at the beginning of the year i was flopping
january to um beginning of april i was very much at a very low point and i that's what i'm saying
like when you were emotionally at a low point we call that the flop era that is the flop and so
now i feel like literally here we are sitting here on our charizard and and we are obsessed because you have an emmy
nomination and my goddamn show is going and it's fun to celebrate the good things it's so fun to
readers readers hey readers this is the thing if you're going good if you're going through a shitty
time right now we're with you we've all been there in some fashion.
It will not be defined by your trauma.
But
when the stuff is
good, you gotta celebrate it.
I gave a little, this is an honest
conversation. It's an honest conversation.
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The lovely folks at iHeart asked me to write a little commencement speech for the class of 2021.
I might have briefly mentioned this. Yes. My i kind of like i wrote this i wrote this
thing out like very quickly and i kind of read it back i was like this will do and at the time i
kind of rolled my eyes at my own speech but like basically what i was saying was just like celebrate
this when that's like the only thing that matters because after you leave like a structured place
like school life's not going to tell you it's like it's never going to give you any opportunities to like really genuinely just like be happy for yourself yeah
you have to make your own checkpoints at a certain point and therefore like you you create your own
benchmarks going forward like should i have kids like oh i i can't be happy unless i have a kid or
unless uh i'm in a relationship or unless i have this job or thing that i want like that's when
shit starts really fucking,
that's when you got to really tend to your own garden.
Because after,
after you graduate,
it's like you,
you never really know when to like get out the confetti.
That's actually really,
I never thought about how going to school,
they really do set like that is a,
that system sets up celebrations regularly.
Yes.
And so,
and so yes,
my speech was like,
celebrate this now,
but give yourself chances to like,
keep like triumphing very silently to yourself in your life,
even when no one's around or,
or whatever. And I don't know,
does,
am I making any sense?
That makes perfect sense.
I smoked a little weed.
I mean,
this is,
we are,
we're hungover.
We're stoned.
But here's the,
here's the deal.
As you were saying that, you know what?
I was laughing in my head and heart because I was like, do you remember two weeks ago when we were on our toxic shit?
Oh, we were being toxic.
Guys, readers, I think that every word of that episode, we stand by.
But we also know we were in, there was the depths.
There was the depths.
A snake had bit us.
We had to suck the venom out.
A hundred.
And that was us sucking out the venom.
And we've emerged as new people.
And we stand by conceptually what we said in that episode.
But also, like, we were not those people forever.
No, only for an episode.
Only for 90 minutes minutes and here we are
sort of hydrating first of all and hydrated because we're in our what charizard shit and
well you have to really be careful when you bring water around charizard but that's a whole other
conversation that i don't think we have time for today um but one thing i will say is that it's
never been more clear to me that you have to hydrate because it's like when you come to a place like a vacation spot and you are, in essence, raging.
When you pee, you're like, oh, that doesn't feel right.
That feels heavy and hard.
Mom, there's crystals in there.
I just know it. And so in order to avoid a situation where you pass a kidney stone and dear sisters of mine have had this happen to them.
It's not a day in the park, to put it mildly.
And you must be drinking water.
It's rule of culture number three.
You must be drinking water.
It is one of the most important parts of survival.
Wow.
Food, water, shelter, stream confetti.
Come on.
It's rule of culture number 18.
Food, water, shelter, stream confetti.
Let's talk about music.
Let's get into a talk about music.
I don't really, what's worth mentioning?
Girl, I mean, just the,
can we say who's really taken over the trip?
Robin.
Robin has really taken over the trip.
Robin, we love Robin.
Sade has taken over the trip.
The mood setting that my sister was capable of the other night.
When Sade was out and we were on this bay and we were sort of,
and by the way, we have to get to the grill.
Oh, wait, we got to talk about the grill because I got to shout out my sister,
Matt Rogers.
Wait, I didn't know I had power of grill.
Oh, you were fantastic.
It's part of, it's in my blood, I think.
Picture this.
This has happened to me.
And I did, I did think to myself, this is, I'm so just purely happy right now.
We're on the bay.
There's a grill outside.
I'm with my friends.
None of us can cook.
We've got a lot of meat.
And then I said, I'm going to give it a shot.
And then Josh Sharpe says, I think you're, I think you're a grill daddy, man.
And you said, I don't know about that. And you're like, I know. I genuinely have a shot. And then Josh Sharpe says, I think you're a grill daddy, Matt. And you said, I don't know about that.
And you're like, no, I genuinely
have a feeling. And what did
you do that night? You put
out the meats, you flipped them,
you gave them the perfect
char. One of the better
burgers I've eaten. I
have to yet again
celebrate myself
on my Charizard grill skills because guess what
talk about fire talk about fire can't even cook without it i hence the charizard hence the
charizard oh and then so on top of it all to bring it back to music yes the 1985 album classic
promise by shaw day was playing and and reader let me say perfect
chill summer evening vibe if you want one while you're doing the dishes while you're cooking while
you're cleaning while you're doing laundry what oh it's so whatever you're doing i honestly feel
like this is like qvc energy like we are selling shaw day to the audience and the readers are
going to be like baby we know we've as the kids say been new we've been new about shawday about shawday
i was saying yeah i was um i'm just laughing because i i did not expect us to get this deep
into shawday and robin when i kind of was expecting i i honestly can i tell you something
can i be honest i was like i wanted to i wanted no i'm dragging myself okay i wanted to transition
into music and talk about new music that's come up.
But then I was like, wait, I'm dragging myself.
I was like, wait, what?
And also, we kind of already did that
with the Doja Cat of it all
last episode and two episodes ago.
I'm sorry.
And why not celebrate the music
that's out now?
Well, Doja did make an appearance this morning.
Doja made an appearance this morning.
We actually did sort of do the Doja wormhole
because sometimes you are wont to do that.
Absolutely.
And also, we should also shout out
the ladies of the morning show.
The Apple TV Plus show
that we have been putting on
when we want to wind down.
And when we watch it,
some of the lines, some of the dialogue
sort of is so shocking
like when jennifer aniston who's a famously one of the two big stars of the show calls the whole
room of men bozos bozos and then says america loves me so i own america and we got a couple of, are you done? And just, we said
Jennifer Aniston is stepping
on the neck of that script.
She is straddling it and
riding it. She says, you don't run
my day. I run
your day.
And I really, I came in
I've never seen it before. You've obviously
seen the whole thing. It's camp.
It's camp. I'm
literally during that boardroom scene with I've never seen it before. You've obviously seen the whole thing. It's camp. I'm literally
during that boardroom scene with Jennifer Aniston, I go
from the way the shot was framed,
I was like, this is very Mommy Dearest. This is very
like Faye Dunaway in the boardroom.
Yeah.
Right, Mommy Dearest?
Bury that.
Pep Scola.
For sure enough, it basically turned into that scene
where a woman is yelling at a turned into that scene where she's,
where a woman is yelling at a room full of men,
how she's the shit.
And so I'm like,
oh,
this is actually knowingly perhaps camp.
I would argue that it is,
although some,
then it gets so we've,
I think we've talked about it.
Cause I think I've told you on the show that I have fully gone through it
with the show and that you've enjoyed and that you enjoyed it.
Well,
the first time I tried to watch it,
it was, I was like, what is going on?
Because it does take itself seriously,
but also is that?
Right.
And it kind of needs that in order to be true camp,
like reveling in the bad taste,
but kind of still allowing some degree of like,
this is actually, I'm taking this serious.
And once you settle it, once you, this is actually, I'm taking this serious. And,
and it's done.
Once you settle it,
once you,
the audience member,
the reader,
if you were settled into that,
then you go on the journey and you end up.
And I remember I watched it with my parents.
I watched the whole thing with my parents.
This is like the fourth time I'm watching it again.
It's insane.
What is,
I don't know.
So my dad at the end of the last episode,
literally his eyes got wide and he said,
wow, that was great.
Great.
I was like, I agree.
It goes there.
It goes for it.
And you're going to continue to watch.
I will continue.
Because it's been on during our Fire Island trip.
We're not raging and stomping,
sort of twisting and turning on our Charizard. The morning show has been on sort of lulling us into a
stupefaction.
I will say just to paint a picture.
Our fire Island house is very much just like,
let's just like sit by the pool,
do stupid bits,
drink,
and then we'll go see.
We got to talk about how to let us invest.
We've sort of,
and we didn't know.
Okay.
So sorry, put a pin in everything we've done because it's disrespectful that we Gotta talk about How to Let Us Invest It. We've sort of... Did we talk about Tina? Okay, so, sorry.
Put a pin in everything we've done
because it's disrespectful
that we sort of dangled the Tina Burner carrot
and then just simply moved on.
Yanked it away.
Tina Burnter.
Killed it.
Her mixes were so funny.
So funny.
Dancing down, hilarity, drag queen.
Don't disrespect.
Do not disrespect.
Because you know why? You don't know anything not disrespect because you know why
she like
she's also like
on another level and like she's actually
been through this probably insane
thing of like being on the show
she seemed unbothered
she seemed genuinely unbothered by it in a way that felt
I was jealous of
I was like oh that seems so healthy
that like you were able to
just go through the apparatus
of how that show presents you as a person
and come out the other side
being like, oh no, it doesn't matter.
I'm still doing my
work as a drag performer
and doing it so well.
And this is my thing. This is what I wanted to say earlier
with the
Jan seems like Jan.
I'm like,
no,
Jan is just a great queen.
And anyone who's on that show is,
is at the very least a great queen.
Cause it's like,
we see like drag artists,
like in every city at every level,
like in every sort of style or,
or,
you know,
like background.
And it's just like,
it's not to lump them all together,
but it's like,
there's validity in any
kind of way no i'm actually doing the opposite i'm not lumping them together because there's
validity in every kind of drag and if there's a drag queen who can sing and do musical theater
numbers and like all that shit then great if there's a drag queen like fucking busted who
wears the same dress and wig at every single gig she's done for the last two years, and does the Zatarain's jingle as one of her numbers,
then that's valid and amazing too.
It's more than just valid and amazing.
It's transcendent.
It's important.
It's never before seen.
It's crucial.
Unafraid to reference or not reference.
Unafraid to reference or not reference.
Eat it, snort it, fuck it, lick it up, give birth to it.
Another club.
Another club.
Another club.
Train. Another club. There could be a hundred people in a room, it fuck it lick it up give birth to it another club another club another club train another
club there could be a hundred people in a room and only one so i feel like dude but am i making
sense about you are making perfect sense like basically it makes no sense to compare what it
is is let's say it drag race makes you think you know what good drag is and you don't
you actually don't because
you have fun
for people who are like
I only see Brooklyn Queens
or I only see the Hell's Kitchen Queens
it's like it don't matter
it don't matter it never damned it
it never mattered
all we're saying is
Jan being edited as a try hard on the show and face
cracking when she didn't get her musical win that's because once you hear jan fucking sing
you'd be doing the same thing now mind you gg good fucking smoked that madonna challenge oh my god
but that's because it was what was for drag race meanwhile if you were in the crowd at the jan show
and she's singing the way she sang at the fucking talent show on All-Star 6, you would be throwing 20s.
Oh, my God.
100%.
100%.
And this is what I mean.
Like, to bring it back to another example, like, when you and I went to that fan pride thing at Knockdown Center and saw all those incredible drag queens and kings and it was like everything on the spectrum of drag was like presented there and
i thought to myself every one of those performances i loved yeah because drag is already incredible to
begin with yes and also performance drag whatever let's just let's arrive at the top of the mountain
and say head of lettuce we had a lot of fucking gagged i mean the most like politically incorrect quote-unquote offensive
like just dour person you could ever see perform and she is entertaining you are crying laughing
the entire time we actually were doubled over there was a time where i honestly this is crazy
to say my belly hurt oh yeah my belly
Aaron was saying it's like that suburban
mom thing I'm like I can't feel my cheeks
from laughing oh wow that's really
good that was a good Aaron and a good
suburban mom I don't know I'm sorry
I don't know suburban mother sexy mama
sexy mama hold on let's start that over
Aaron Jackson was saying
like it's like that thing of like I can't feel
my cheeks when I laugh like It's very that I felt like
the ab workout was happening, as you know.
What are you doing?
I'm just laughing because you did it perfectly the first time.
And then I butchered it.
No, you did it perfectly both times.
You are an Emmy-nominated sketch performer.
So I understand that perfectionism.
But I don't want to...
No, it's staying in.
The whole thing. Because that right there. That right there't want to... No, it's staying in.
The whole thing.
Because that right there.
That right there.
No, I flopped the second time.
That's right there.
That's the perfection.
And that makes you close to God in drag.
And this is exactly what I'm talking about.
This is why you deserve the Emmy nomination and the award over Rue's
because you can actually do Rue better than Rue.
Sorry, we're keeping that in.
You have just thrown darts
at, and we're talking
about loving drag queens.
You're throwing darts at the queen.
Oh, I'm not missing.
And I'm not missing. You better not miss,
but I didn't.
But I didn't. Sexy mama.
Sexy mama. Had a mama. Head of lettuce.
What can we,
I mean,
just the funniest fucking,
funniest fucking,
I mean,
Cherry Grove's finest.
I was,
I was like,
I was,
I was,
I was talking to someone
in line for the bathroom
when we got to Cherry's.
They were like,
oh my God,
like,
are you excited?
I was like,
you know what?
I think head of lettuce
is actually the thing
I look forward to the most
every time I come on, time I come to Fire Island.
Because she didn't perform last year and that was like really sad.
And so I was just so happy to see her again.
I mean, this is going to go ahead and be a Hedda Lettuce stan account.
And now we must talk about Busted.
So this was cathartic in all the ways it's used on the podcast, that word.
Oh, and in the literal sense, in the podcast sense.
Catharsis.
Catharsis.
And we've seen Busted in the past, but there was something special about last night.
It was, it was, there was a jack.
I'm telling you, there's a good energy on the island.
Because he got fucked by a guy who called you little bro.
He called me little bro.
And your jack lifted all the other jacks.
I genuinely think it's like when WandaVision at the end,
or rather, you find out this happened at the end,
but really, I guess it happened at the beginning,
started it all.
Started it all.
When Wanda sort of screams
and all the sitcom world kind of comes out of her,
I honestly think that when I was getting fucked by the Bay,
by this hot as he was so fucking hot.
I showed you pictures of him to you on the gram.
Very handsome.
And when he said little bro,
I became Wanda in that moment.
You created Scarlet Witch.
You created Eastview.
Is that what the.
Believe Westview.
That's Westview.
But you know what?
I really want to go to Eastview.
See what the hell that's about. Let's see what Eastview? Is that what the... I believe Westview. Westview. But you know what? I really want to go to Eastview and see what the hell that's about.
Let's see what Eastview's about.
I don't think you created...
Because that's out of pain
and grief.
You became the Scarlet Witch
and that's very much
Charizard era.
You had your power
come into yourself
and you've changed form.
I'm telling you.
There's something.
There's something.
But anyway... You should externalize this change somehow. I'm telling you. There's something. There's something. But anyway,
you should externalize
this change somehow.
I'm bottling it up
and selling it.
And literally,
I'm telling you,
if people want it on the island,
they're getting it.
And I'm,
but one thing is,
I will sort of address
one situation later in my
I don't think so, honey.
I honestly just want to keep
this tone going in terms of,
oh, busted.
We need to talk about busted.
Busted.
You've never seen a drag queen do the Zatarain's jingle
no less than 20 times
it was
Josh and Aaron described it as like
a bit like it had bit
DCM bit show energy where it's just like
this is going to be the bit for 15-20 minutes
it's just everyone the Zatarain's the bit for 15-20 minutes is just everyone
the Zatarain's jingle
plays throughout any scene
and everyone in the whole
fucking place
gets rowdy
rowdy
so for DCM bit show energy
but what we mean by that is
there used to be
an improv festival
there used to be
an improv festival
called the Dog Post Marathon
and there was a
beautiful culture of
shows that were on
at like 3am
where everyone had to be um a diaper baby
walking around in diapers with like shit pouring out of it like not real shit but like doing improv
sets with like it was just and people got really it was like you it was like you were at like a
fucking pub it was like it was like a this is gonna sound crazy but it was like an improv comedy
woodstock moment and truly like you talk you want to talk about getting fully cracked.
It always was on the same weekend as Pride.
So I would be cracked in half.
I would be doing my 5.30 a.m. bit show.
I mean, I famously ate a carrot off the ground
that had been in John Gemberling's ass 10 minutes before.
And that sort of, when you get to that place,
you've cracked.
You've cracked.
And so you could be on your Charizard,
and that's when it's sort of, I guess...
Oh, Charizard can fade.
Charizard can be defeated.
Can be defeated.
I mean, you don't want Blastoise around.
Oh, no.
Wow, that's so interesting.
It's the beauty of Pokemon.
When you're at your Charizard,
you still...
There is still an A an apex predator out there.
And Plastoise is that big turtle apex predator.
To know that.
So that's why it's always like,
you know what?
Be happy now.
Be happy now.
But think about this.
A dragon is going to fucking kill a turtle
no matter what the hell.
Not when the turtle has cannons, hun.
Not when the turtle has cannons
and not when the dragon is made of fire,
which will be extinguished by water.
I'm saying this not because I want to.
I'm saying this to keep us safe.
That's why.
And then you better hope
that you have a good relationship with a Venusaur.
Because if you're a Tarzan
with a good relationship with a Venusaur,
if you play for the same team I do in hand quotes,
then you're going to be okay because that Venusaur could handle that Blastoise.
So Venusaur wants something in return, which is to what?
Not have you kill him.
Literally.
That's why it's important to keep the relationship good.
Sort of the Charizard and Giselle.
Who's Charizard and who's Venusaur?
Well, Venusaur is Charizard and Giselle be Charizard and who's Venusaur? Well, Venusaur is Karen
and Giselle be Charizard.
No.
I don't even know how you could disagree.
Karen is Charizard.
Uh-huh.
No, you cannot.
Someone who looks as fucking like
horrid in her dress and her outfits
cannot be Charizard.
Giselle cannot be charizard oh so you
so so here's the deal i'm just going energetically energetically oh you're right energetically no
you're right then then karen is blastoise i believe that wendy is becoming blastoise
no wendy is becoming like literally like mewtwo like being like how did her body modify yes no yeah which we love
she is genetically altered
she's being she's her
phenotype is being altered yes and
Wendy we were looking
so literally we watched Potomac this morning
also so basically here's what happened
we woke up this morning and I kind of had like
a really good feeling about the day
and also I found out yesterday
that I love this view was going to series.
And so I was like so excited.
And also I did know that you were getting nominated today.
So we woke up, I sort of got a bottle of champagne
because I was like, this might be fun.
And I brought breakfast for my sister.
And you didn't actually, I didn't even say thank you.
No, that's not why I do it.
You know, I guess I just felt that we were in that moment one being
and I was like, oh, so we,
and I felt that we collectively did pay for it,
but you paid for it and I didn't say thank you.
I don't care.
That's not what this says.
Well, you got champagne.
You got the champagne.
Then we started to really happily head back
home because we knew that
we had the nominations
a little bit later, 1130. So we were like, we have
more than enough time to not only just watch
Potomac, but then take like 20 minutes afterwards
to just like sit
with Potomac.
Potomac delivered. Potomac really
delivered on all fronts. We got a new
housewife. We have the new have the housewife in her sophomore season
who has a big storyline already coming out the gate.
I mean, the Candace,
the one who's potentially depressed
and it's kind of hard to watch.
We met Candace's bonus children.
Bonus children.
Who are adorable.
Naya and Mateo.
Mateo looks so sweet.
And Naya was,
she was giving star quality.
Chris lights up around the kids.
Candice giving,
I think motherly energy.
Motherly energy.
When she was helping Naya
on the homework,
I thought,
wait, she looks good doing that.
She looks happy.
Candice helping out with homework.
And then they're walking
through that math. It was a very
easy math question and she did call it an SAT
question.
It was easy, but
we still love the energy.
Math was a theme in this episode, wouldn't you
say? In a hilarious way,
there were lots of numbers and equations
being worked out on screen in real
time. Like when the new housewife, Mia, said,
my husband is 38 years older than me
and he's 68 so they go are you 30
she goes no I'm 36
and they go
well that doesn't make any sense
someone's lying and then
she goes well guys I can't do math
and Ashley who
honestly kind of gave it to you on this episode
Ashley was actually really fun
she goes that's an easy math question that's an easy math question honestly kind of gave it to you on this episode. Yeah, Ashley was actually really fun. Ashley was actually really fun. She goes,
that's an easy math question.
That's an easy math question.
But basically,
the sound bites flying out of Karen
were plentiful.
Plentiful, plentiful, plentiful.
And Giselle was trying
and Giselle thought, okay,
I've had these in the can,
these lines in the can that I'm going to hurl at Karen because I bet you so, so, so, so hard.
And any, any Bravo watchers that she rehearsed the line, then I'm just going to tell the truth.
Your cheating truth.
Your drunk truth.
Your broke truth.
Broke truth.
Like, she, like, she rehearsed that 100%
and she really wanted them to land
because she was holding out
truth
you're this
truth
and I was like
we hear it
we hear it
or as Karen calls her
old jizzy
old jizzy
but Karen I think
I think
she did not give it a second thought
it flew out her mouth
what is it
you're a broke
whore
from Hampton University and everybody knows it i mean i mean the
girls are coming for each other's necks and it's thrilling to watch also how rude wendy was to mia
a guest in her new home oh can we when she goes when she because w had a, she threw a party for her new tits. Yeah.
Which look unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
And the chop that Wendy is rocking now,
the hair is looking great.
Oh my God.
And I think there's some other work that was done.
Of course.
But guess what?
Who the fuck cares?
She's a professor.
Not me.
She looks stunning.
Let her do it.
And there is this little bit of a narrative like,
oh, let's talk about the work
because if people aren't honest about their work,
then they get dragged on the show.
I'm like, I don't fucking give a hoot.
So then she goes to Mia,
and I didn't like this from Wendy
because it was a little bit.
It was a little villainous.
So what have you done?
Because it looks like you got a lot of it.
And then Mia did list all her surgeries.
And owned it.
She was like, oh, I've done all these things
they did a flashback to a dinner that
Wendy and Karen went on where Karen was like
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Mia and bring her
to your nude interlude party
her name is Mia and then
Wendy goes her name is Mia
alright then
alright now
like why is that moment so funny it was because it's delivered well Mia. All right, then. All right, now.
Like, why is that moment so cool? It was because it's delivered well.
It's delivered well.
Because Wendy is actually,
she knows how to deliver things now.
But then we have said that the line,
address me correctly.
Is iconic.
Has aged very well.
Dr. Wendy, address me correctly.
That's aged very well.
It was a great freshman season for her.
It's going to be a wonderful sophomore season.
And I think she's moving to center couch.
I mean, obviously, Karen and
Giselle will
be center couch. They will be
on Andy Cohen's left and right. But Wendy
is sliding to the center, I think.
Wendy might get
just, Robin might get sort of
placed out. Robin is not
it's not a good vibe
and I feel very bad
because I feel like
oh she's really struggling
during the pandemic
she thought she was
going to get married
I mean it's about
when there was such a to do
about her getting
married again
like it was such a triumphant
end of the season for her
and now the fucking pandemic
like you just hate to see
someone struggling like that.
I hope it turns around
because when Robin's fun, when she's
happy, she's fun. When she's fun,
she's fun. She's so
funny and great to watch.
She's such a good mom to the kids.
I'm so
happy. I turned to you in the credits. I was like, I'm so
happy. We needed it. We didn't even know we
needed it. Also, I will say about Robin,
Juan was laying into her.
Juan was being a lot because you
could tell the camera started rolling and he was like i really don't actually like that this is
happening in my life so i'm gonna be honest about it because maybe it'll change you sleep all the
way in till 2 p.m like like like and he was just dragging her and you could tell she was like i
mean it's true so i can't be upset. But you can tell Robin is...
It's not a good start to the season for the Green-Eyed Bandits.
Unfortunately.
They're not on their Charizard.
I really have hope for Karen.
I'm rooting for Karen, as always.
I'm on Team Karen.
Always.
Sorry, Giselle.
Rooting for Wendy, although I fear
that she will be villainized very, very, very quickly.
You think Wendy will become villain status?
I think she's like...
She's not. But the way she's treating
Mia, I mean, that's not going to be like a villain thing,
but it's like she will come across
as... I think Mia is much
more savvy than Wendy thinks.
And I think Wendy's
going to... It seems like they're setting something up where Wendy and Giselle
are going to go after Mia. Well,
no, because I think what's happening is Giselle decided to run her mouth about Wendy's marriage.
Oh, right.
And that's why we see that clip of Wendy being like, mm-mm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I love to see is the Karen and Wendy hurricane that will come for Giselle
if Giselle says the wrong words about Wendy's
marriage because she was like, I see you
for everything everyone said that you were.
Yes! Oh, I love that from the trailer.
If,
I hope what they're setting up is that
Wendy and Karen reconcile their past conflicts
and band together because that
would be so powerful.
Reader, if you're not watching Potomac,
this is a good season to start with.
Last season was a really great one.
It's a long one, but it's really worthwhile.
I can't recommend it enough.
And as I say to people,
this is like what everyone says right now,
or a lot of people are saying to me.
They're like, I didn't even watch Housewives before,
but now I'm, in terms of like,
when I'm like, do you watch Housewives?
And they'd be like, yeah.
And like, I didn't until very recently. I'm one of those people. And I gotta tell you, I'm not like of like, um, when I'm like, do you watch house? I was going to be like, yeah. And like, I didn't until very recently,
I'm one of those people.
And I,
I gotta tell you,
I'm not like all the way in there.
Like I do have my blind spots and I have not seen most of the seasons from even the cities
that I love to watch.
But Potomac is really,
really,
really excellent.
It's just a fun show.
It's like,
and it feels different than,
you know,
like Beverly Hills has its own identity.
It is what it is.
And I've been loving it this season. New York is flopping hard. than, you know, like Beverly Hills has its own identity. It is what it is. And I've been loving it this season.
New York is flopping hard.
And I say this with love for Ebony K. Williams,
who I think is actually great.
She's great.
But I just don't think there's enough.
There's not enough there there in terms of the cast,
not in terms of Ebony.
I think in terms of literally being five women,
it's just not taking off just it's it's just
not taking off and so it's like and all the only places they can go are like what like the hamptons
and it's like it's like it feels repetitive in a way but wait where what's their big trip
this season well right now they are in um salem that's right that's right which actually is funny
um but i don't know I just feel like it's
it feels culturally repetitive too
because we're dealing a lot with Ramona
being like a Trumper
who was bad during COVID
and like you know Ebony's trying to engage
her and it's the election and that's another thing
is like where New York is
is during the election and it just
it's not a fun place to revisit
because you feel
shades of the tension
and you feel shades of like the
anxiety that we were all experiencing
in every frame of the show
it's not fun to watch
it's just not a fun
culture to be sitting in
so that's why we don't talk
about it like as though
we were Charizard's
no one on that show right as though we were Charizard. Right.
Oh, well, no one on that show right now
is in their Charizard era.
Literally, no.
I mean, they're sort of in the flop era,
each and every one of them.
Except I would say that Ebony
is probably someone who's on her Charizard a lot.
Ebony came in and she is doing a great, great, great job.
Very fun to watch.
It's just that she doesn't have a lot to work with.
We should just briefly say that we are celebrating
not just Kathy Hilton on Beverly Hills 2,
but Miss Crystal Kung Minkoff.
Crystal Kung Minkoff.
Is a welcome addition.
Crystal the Kung Minkoff.
Crystal the Kung Minkoff.
Ziwe was hanging out with her all Pride Week.
I was so jealous.
And then can I tell you something?
I told you, right?
Oh, yeah.
No, no.
Ziwe was like, I'm going to try to get Crystal to come to your house party.
I was like, no, do not bring Crystal.
Crystal Kung Minkoff coming in.
Well, she would never come.
She would never come.
Walking into that house and being like, hey, I'm Crystal.
I would be like, it's iconic behavior.
I was like, you are everything.
I would be like, no, you cannot see my terrible belongings.
Please leave.
Honestly, I would just take her upstairs
and I would be like, there's a roof deck.
Let's go upstairs. We would light a blunt.
I'd be like, you're fucking killing the show.
And she'd be like, I know.
I watch it too.
And I just feel like it's a better show with me.
And I would say it dead ass
is because
the way that we have the combination
of Sutton, who I am
a slutton. You're a slutton. I am a slutton.
And she is doing what she needs to do
to secure the diamond.
The diamond is fused to her hand.
She'll never let go. She'll never let go.
And she's doing what she needs to do and the combination of her
doing the most and Crystal being that bitch
that gives you nothing
nothing and is like
okay
is
it's Tom and Jerry
it's beautiful
it's cat and dog
it's like
it's like
Crystal is truly like
like there's that
when
I told you about this
this fight
quote unquote
that they had on the
boat in Tahoe
where Sutton's like
I feel like
you really disrespected me
and then Crystal's like,
okay.
And then for the,
for at least
five exchanges,
for the next five exchanges,
Sutton says something.
Okay.
Okay.
So Sutton says something.
Okay.
Like, just like,
she does not,
she will give you nothing
and then she will,
and then she,
like, she will bide her time
and then she will fucking
come for the juggler.
She comes. She comes.
She's coming in the next episode
because this last episode iconically ended.
So we've had this line.
Oh my God.
I haven't even seen this,
but the way you describe it to me.
We're watching it after this.
Beautiful.
So basically, they're at,
so Lisa Rinna is trying to make amends with Garcelle
because Garcelle has her gorgeous eyebrow raised at Rinna
who she thought she knew,
but then her behavior towards Denise Richards last season
was untoward and it was uncouth.
So basically, Rinna is now doing the most
to try to court Garcelle's friendship again.
So she has Harry Hamlet, her husband,
make his famous bolognese
for a birthday celebration for Garcelle
and just to celebrate getting all together.
So they're doing this little celebration for Garcelle and just to celebrate getting all together. So,
they're doing this
little celebration for Garcelle. They bring out a
cake and then there's gifts introduced
to the mix. Cut to the other end of
the table, Sutton says,
I didn't know we were doing gifts.
You have such a good sentence. And
Kyle's like, yeah, yeah, we're doing gifts.
And Lisa Rinna is running the show. Garcelle
is, of course, gifted the most stunning items from Crystal.
Jewelry.
Just like stunning.
You know, she's getting bags.
Oh my God.
By the way, we haven't even brought up Erika Jayne, which is, whatever.
So then you see Sutton just become despondent.
Because here is Crystal having given the best gifts,
and you can tell that she's just fitting in because Sutton does not like to not fit in.
She stomps away from the table, but not before she says to Kyle,
I don't like being around people.
I don't like.
I can't pretend.
I refuse to pretend.
I'm walking over there.
He's such a good Sutton.
Lauren.
Lauren.
And so-
Matt has a Sutton. Well,. Lauren. Matt has a Sutton.
Well, you know, he has a Sutton.
Which could be good. Could be interesting.
I'm not putting Sutton alone out there. So Matt has a Sutton.
Matt has a Sutton.
And you know, because Sutton's dropping in to do update.
Sutton's dropping in.
Sutton's dropping in.
Sutton's track is dropping in
to do update. And you know, it would be fun
to have two Suttons. Very Vanessa
doing Jennifer you know. Oh my god
ladies and gentlemen and your
host Sutton Strack
You know
she'd be so excited.
She would be a nightmare.
She'd be a nightmare all week.
Do you think that she would be like I don't think that's
funny. I don't want to do that
because I don't want to appear insensitive because actually on the show i did have a couple moments where i just
didn't know that i was being insensitive and i i was not educated so educate me educate educate me
tell me you're that girl tell me you're that girl that wants to write with the writers on tuesday
um so anyway sutton is like i don't like her and I am owed
an apology
to Kyle
who is again
iconically in the center
of it all
and the ladies
start to kind of
mosey over
because the bolognese
was gobbled up
because again
it's famous
it's famous
and who doesn't
fucking love bolognese
and also they did
the great work
of showing you
Harry Hamlin
and his garden earlier
so these are all
natural ingredients
I love his garden he's on are all natural ingredients i love his garden
he's on his charizard he's on his charizard so basically they've gobbled up the bolognese and
the lady starts sort of walking over to another area of the stunning home that lisa rena lives in
to sort of have another cocktail and they're one by one noticing that sutton is irate so
sutton finally says i can't pretend that everything is hunky dory
to which Kathy Hilton replies
who is hunky dory
and the camera lingers on her face just to sort of confirm that she is serious
you can see Kyle sort of like
sort of shake her head
Garcelle has a moment of concern
Erica's I think I fell out
and then they cut back to Kathy she genuinely wants to know who is hunky dory Garcelle has a moment of concern. Erica's, I think, I fell out.
And then they cut back to Kathy.
And they cut back to Kathy.
She genuinely wants to know who is Hunky Dory.
Like, there could be,
who is this woman in Beverly Hills that I haven't met?
Hunky Dory.
I can't pretend that everything is Hunky Dory.
Well, I don't know who that is.
Who is that?
And if I don't know who you are,
you don't know who you are.
That's a Jared Freider.
That's Jared Freider's housewife's entrance. Did you know that? If I don't know who you are, you don't know who you are that's a jared frieder oh that's jared frieders housewives entrance did you know that i think if i don't know who you are you don't know who you are
which doesn't really make sense it doesn't make sense but that's what makes it perfect exactly
um so anyway finally in the moment of the silence of after hunky dory crystal does make her way over
she's like what's wrong what's the matter what's wrong? What's the matter? What's going on? And Sutton goes, I have owed an apology by you because you said when I walked into your hotel room to return your coat.
I violated you.
That you were naked.
And then you told everyone I violated you.
When I left right away.
And she said, so what is it that you want?
Do you want an apology?
I'm sorry you're upset.
She goes, sorry, I'm upset.
I want you to not use the word violate.
And Crystal goes, no, I'm not taking back that word.
That's what the word is.
If you don't understand the word, look it up.
Violate.
It's to access someone in a way that makes them feel unsafe.
It's to violate their privacy. It's to cross boundaries. a way that makes them feel unsafe. It's to violate their privacy.
It's to cross boundaries.
And that's what it was.
I felt.
And Sutton is, she's losing it.
I'm violating you.
I'm violating you.
She's acting like Reese in the morning show.
Uh-huh.
Absolutely.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
So Sutton stomps away
and she says,
what am I?
As Christopher says,
you're jealous of me,
which is iconic
coming from that type of girl.
Sutton.
What?
Jealous of what?
Your ugly leather pants?
Kyle Richards screams,
no!
As if a slur has been said.
No!
No! Cuts to Rinna has been said. No! No!
Cuts to Rinna.
Cuts to Rinna, who is aghast.
She can't believe, she goes, no, you don't say that.
You don't say that.
Smash cut to the pants.
The words to be continued.
I have not seen a second of this.
And the way Matt has described it to me,
the way he just did, which is, get the fuck up.
That was just, that was a one person show for you
to just perfectly give you all the imagery you need
to have been right there with them.
You gotta be watching it.
It's just fun.
It's just fun.
It's just fun.
I didn't start,
I never watched an episode of Beverly Hills
except for the finale last season with Denise and Rona.
That was my first one.
I was like, okay, this is fine.
And then started this season with all the titterings
about Crystal Kong Minkoff.
I was like, I got to watch.
And reader, I have not been disappointed.
She's moving to center couch.
Oh.
She's sliding down the couch.
Like a speeding train.
And honestly, I'll tell you what.
I mean, Kyle's going to be sitting next to Andy.
Probably Rinna's going to be sitting next to Andy. I don't know.
Who's Kyle going to be in? Oh, Erica will be sitting
next to Andy. So Erica will be in the
hot seat and Kyle. And then I'm telling
you, next to Kyle is Crystal.
Next to Erica is Sutton.
And I think that's what's happening.
I love this. We were talking
to our friend Ty Mitchell about this yesterday.
He came by. Sweetheart doll.
And also brilliant writer.
Brilliant mind.
Just based off tweets, guys.
Okay.
But he was talking about Crystal Kung Minkoff.
I mean, I forgot what he said specifically,
but I was like, yeah,
like she is really coming in
without like that like freshman season energy.
No, she's a part of it.
She kind of doesn't give a shit.
No, because she's rich in a real way.
Her husband directed The Lion King.
She's on her Charizard.
But she literally has perspective,
which is something a lot of these women lack,
but she has perspective in life,
which is that, oh yeah,
I grew up Asian
and I teach my kids Chinese and I make dumplings.
You know, it's like, she like is connected
to something outside of her own inner life
that makes it, that makes you kind of like
not care about someone like Sutton coming at you.
But what's brilliant about this conflict
is that they're both making themselves feel victimized
in valid ways and invalid ways.
Sutton, not valid.
Crystal, I would say maybe valid.
Well, there's been moments where crystal has lost me just like the word violate in the way that she's
saying it because they do cut to like moments where she's told the girls about what happened
and you see it happen yeah yeah sutton runs in she has the coat she sees that crystal's like
undressing what's going on here and she puts the coat down and leaves and then crystal has blown
it up and to the well no she is entitled And then Crystal has blown it up. Well, no.
Which she is entitled to do.
The footage, though,
it does seem like Crystal,
like, from the audio,
it's like, she's like,
I'm naked.
Like, what are you,
like, I'm sure she was, like,
in the corner, like.
Also, she doesn't know
if the cameras are following her in.
Exactly.
You know, she's new to being on TV.
And then Sutton,
instead of closing the door,
immediately goes,
I'm just gonna run in get closer to you drop this like
that spatially i'm i'm team crystal here that is kind of really fucked up yeah i mean so in the
ways that she was telling the women about she was like it was like really she calls her like
there's the whole i am not a peeping tom oh yeah we need to stop with this language
and sort of like so you can see crystal
sort of leaning in which fucking go for it you're a housewife but like there has been moments where
i'm like there's fallibility there and vulnerability there oh sure she's been very vulnerable on the
show and shared a lot yes and i don't know killing it and we're not even halfway through
and we haven't even talked about fucking erica who Joel and I talked about it last weekend.
You did.
I loved what you guys had to say.
And you know what?
I normally would apologize to the reader
for us talking about the same shit.
Whatever.
But no, we're in our Charizard era.
You can turn it off.
They can turn it off.
It's fine.
Join us next week.
There's so many other great podcasts.
There's Urgent Care.
Urgent Care.
Seek Treatment. I mean, the Stradio Lab boys always put on other great podcasts. There's Urgent Care. Urgent Care. Seek Treatment.
I mean, like, the Stradio Lab boys always put on a great show.
I would say they do it like no other.
Yeah, so there's so many other podcasts that you can listen to
if you don't want to hear us on our charizard
doing Sutton Strack impressions
and dreaming of a world where she hosts SNL.
Because I want to see that world.
I want my children to see that world. I want my children to see that world.
I want to see what flop dress
she comes out in the beginning to do her monologue.
Like something with like a fucking
happy chameleon on it or something.
She wears those weird patterns and I'm like
you run a boutique?
I love her.
God, like fucking her buying
the Vetements shoes. I'm like
no, don't buy Vetements.
That's not you, Sutton. You should have some more self-awareness you're not vet ma
okay i'm wanting to go to sutton the boutique i'm wanting to go there because i do believe that she
is posted it's like vanderpump at at like um sure like you'll see her if you look oh yeah
she's there why wouldn't you i heard that she eats dinner there every night.
Yeah, it's her restaurant where everyone fucking worships her.
Specifically, like, probably the staff are like, whatever Lisa wants.
Yeah, she says, darling, I'll do a Prosecco.
Just kidding.
She probably drinks, like, really nice champagne.
That's an amazing Lisa impression.
I mean, God, the talent.
Lauren had his chance.
Lauren had his chance.
And he literally did.
No, he literally did.
But I flop.
I do say this with every genuine ounce of fucking flesh and cartilage in my heart.
Matt Rogers, the funniest motherfucker.
The funniest person.
Funniest person.
I just don't accept it. There's no one like him. Funniest person. Anyway.
There's no one like him. I don't accept it.
The funniest person in the world is Lily Collins. Is Lily Collins and
then Matt Rogers. Fine.
Fine. Fine. I'll take second.
But to disrespect Lily like that. I know. I'm sorry.
She wasn't nominated. It's fine.
I'm so proud of you. I can't even make
I can't even tell you girl. Bitch.
I'm so happy we got to be together for it.
Me too.
In a real way.
I know in a real way for both,
for both things.
Yeah.
Well,
you told me,
you told me a few days before when I wasn't seeing you that it got,
it hadn't gotten picked up,
but to,
it was nice.
I was told for a while,
like it looks good.
And then the,
Oh,
but you know,
the old Hollywood push,
they never tell you.
They never say a word.
Word.
Um,
let's sort of,
um,
move on, put, put, put a pin in this sort of
charizard uh moment to just say that right now we're going to sort of step into i don't think
so honey and while i don't think so honey is inherently sort of i don't want to say negative
what's the word um uh biting yes aggressive um We only, we are still,
we're going to dip into this world
and then we're going to be right back
on our fucking Charizard
and we,
we hope you are
and we hope you do that too.
And we've met a lot of you.
We've met,
it's been really nice
to meet the readers.
As I said,
the last episode that I was on,
we said the exceptions are the readers.
The readers are the real ones.
And so I
genuinely hope each and every reader
starts to
prepare themselves for a mindset
to be in their Charizard.
Is Mercury out of retrograde?
No, it's not about Mercury. It's not about communication.
It's about personal.
It's about self-definition, personal
power. You understand? It's internal. It's always with. It's about self-definition, personal power. You understand?
Personal power.
It's internal.
It's internal.
It's always with you.
So you can always externalize that power in you.
Yes.
Come on.
Come on.
At Cartole.
Ass.
This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all?
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that.
Who needs enemies?
You ain't seen nothing yet.
Cheers to being Germanic.
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Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy
and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home
and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Cuba. Mr. González wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
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I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian, and Basketball Hall of Famer.
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Let's do,
I don't think so.
Honey,
let's do it.
So basically I don't think so.
Honey is,
or it has usually been a one minute.
I don't know what it's going to become in the
future because it might be on its charizard at a certain point at this stage of evolution that
i'm currently in why would i ever tell any girl not to evolve so i don't think so honey is right
now a 60 second segment where someone performing said i don't think so honey sort of goes off i'm
doing air quotes on pop culture um pop culture in ways large and small.
We've had sort of, I don't think
so, honeys, that were about Jennifer
Garner, you know what I mean? Actually, house
member and member of this house,
Patrick Rogers, did that one.
And then we had, like, I don't think so, honey,
you did
the sunset.
The sunsets, which was a flop, and that was back in my
flop era. That was in my flop era, I will admit. No, don't buy me, honey. We should see the sunset the sunsets which was a flop and that was back in my flop era that was in my flop era
I will admit
no don't
we should see the sunset
tonight by the way
I would love to see
the sunset
that has to be
on the docket
it is cloudy though
but so anyway
it is time for
I don't have my phone
would you mind
I can time you
and you can go first
as you want to do
just don't look at my text
because there are
surprises happening
oh okay
seriously
some big bros texted.
Oh my god, that was so funny.
Just pull down from your screen.
Okay, stop, watch.
Sometimes I just forget
where things are on my phone in terms of the emojis.
Even Charizard forgets.
Okay, and this is with love, you guys.
This is Matt Rogers' I Don't Think So Honey
and his time starts now.
I Don't Think So Honey being a bad kisser in 2021 yeah like and and we need to be brushing our teeth oh i get that a lot
of people are on vacation but when i'm when i'm kissing you and it i and i i just i say this with
love it tastes like chicken feed not feet feed chicken feed i should not be in the barnyard
when i'm in the pavilion okay i should not be in the barnyard when I'm in the pavilion.
I should not be in the barnyard
when I'm in the ice palace. I should be in those
zones.
When it's feeling like chicken feed
in my mouth,
it's going to be a no on that one.
I don't think so, honey.
Too much...
Sorry, but teeth? I'm getting teeth.
You're getting a lot of teeth.
Gums, tongue tongue kiss me with lips
15 seconds or i don't think so honey and i'm some people play hard to get i am easy to get
like if you want it you're getting it but don't come at me with these gums teeth and lip and only
lips i do think so, honey.
Them, I don't think so, honey.
You bad kissers.
Chicken feed.
And that's one minute.
A minute and six seconds.
And you know why you went over the time?
And I wouldn't even say you went over the time.
You went your time because you're in your Charizard era.
I was entitled to those six seconds.
You were very entitled to those six seconds.
And here's the thing.
Would you agree that...
I can already tell you I will. No, no maybe you won't there is no such thing as a good kisser
but there is definitely such a thing as a bad kisser because i think that okay i would consider
myself a good kisser but it's always a dance with the other person and so that's how i feel well i
and so and so it's about making the other person look good
whatever improv nonsense but like improv school 101 nonsense but like i you can only be a bad
kisser if you're being inconsiderate of your of what your partner is signaling that's the thing
is it's like why are you trying to run shit right now? Aren't we here together? Like, I just feel like sometimes when people are dominating the energy of the kiss,
it's like,
well,
you are a narcissist.
You're an egomaniac.
There's actually two people doing this and it's sociopathic behavior.
When you come in with an agenda.
Also,
I'm sorry,
but if people love this,
like go off,
but I don't need a tongue all the way down my throat.
And I'm telling you, some people do.
And I'm sure you've met some of these girls that are the jabbers.
The jabbers, the javelin throwers.
Jabbers, javelin. Just chill.
And there are the people who really
turn, but there's a different kind of person
who
pushes their lips together in a way to make it
feel like the head of a
spear. It's also the same sort of
concept of a jab.
You're jabbing at me
with your fish mouth.
And by fish mouth,
I mean, like, they turn, they make their lips conical
and start to jab me. It's very,
very untoward. I
just also want to say that if you're listening
to this episode and we did
experience a kiss together, I'm not
talking about you. No, no, no, no. He's not talking about you.
Let's
just say
there's been
experiences that could have been better
and people need to be
respectful and not act
uncouth. That's
all it is. Just think of it as a dance.
It's a dance. It's a dance.
It's like a samba.
It's like the Viennese Waltz.
There you go. I love that. So now it's time for Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey. It's like the Viennese Waltz. There you go. I love that.
So now it's time for Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey.
It's another boat, Doug. We're sorry.
That's another boat, yeah.
So sorry about that.
He's going to say, yeah, well, one hour
18 in, you got a
boat sound happening and you know,
didn't love that.
Just let you know, I can work around it,
but that girl we loved that
we love him all right so this is bonings i'm just not are you ready his time starts now i don't
think so honey bug spray i mean nominee you're not even doing what you're supposed to do so what are you doing putting forth this image of no bugs when what do i see on my leg oh a damn zika insect
yeah a damn tick a damn wasp kind of hovering around my ear which is an erogenous which is
an erogenous zone seconds yeah damn you know whatay? I'm talking to you off specifically.
And no, don't send this shit
because you won't make this right
unless you actually change the formulation
in your product to bend off insects
in this time when insects want
everything to do with my flesh
and my type O blood
and all of my life force.
They're takers.
You are endangering me.
And off. Five seconds. If you don't change the formula,
I am going to be throwing hands.
That's one minute and two seconds.
And you, I've never seen someone more entitled to two seconds.
Thank you.
I was entitled to this.
You know, I've been diligent about my coverage,
about replenishing my bug spray coverage,
still waking up with bites.
It almost like makes you question,
is this placebo?
Is this placebo?
Is this sugar water?
Is this sugar water?
By the way,
a cinnamon roll is no longer a cinnamon roll.
It's sugar bread.
Sugar bread.
That's the opposite.
We don't have time to get into it.
We don't have time to get into it. But i would like confront the creators of this bug spray i just did this
placebo oh yeah yeah yeah okay off if you're listening you gotta check the vat of the thing
or whatever i'm looking at you right now i'm'm holding you right now. Read the ingredients. Let's see. Alright.
Let's just get into it.
So in here,
well, it says directions for use.
Well, no, no, no. I want to know.
I actually don't know. Give it to me.
It's sort of like my phone with the emojis.
I just never know where it should be.
Oh, I'm sorry. I asked you something that... I think you asked me something that ended up not having an answer.
Ended up not having an answer.
Which we wanted to know the ingredients of off,
but they're not going to say it if it's not,
if it's placebo.
Active ingredient.
Oh.
Deet,
which is the thing.
What the fuck is that?
Deet?
It's the thing that is supposed to keep the bugs away.
Throughout a percentage,
throughout a percentage.
How much of this do you think is the actual thing that's supposed to be in there?
How much do I think they put on the bottle?
How much do I think they're telling us?
Yes, let's start with that.
I think they would tell us
and I think that they think this is a lot.
I think they would tell us 6%.
Well,
it's 15.
I expected it to be, I need it to be higher.
Well, this is the thing is it's like you never
know with sort of, it's like when you have a drink and it says 2% calcium, you're be higher. Well, this is the thing. It's like you never know.
It's like when you have a drink and it says 2% calcium.
You're like, well, that's not a lot.
It really is.
No, I know.
It is one of those things.
But other ingredients, 85%.
What are the other ingredients?
Why is it we're not being transparent?
Oh, the vagary.
SC Johnson, a family company.
Give me that right now.
I mean, SC Johnson, a family company,
please reach out.
No, don't even reach out. If you hearing this this is not a dialogue check the formulation because it might
be sugar water okay because not for nothing but there's an emmy nominee that's getting bid up
and and this is post covering herself in your product. And look, I mean,
I feel like it's not a placebo because a placebo, it can't be double blind.
If neither of us know that this is a placebo,
then what are you doing?
Anyway, that's it.
But thank you for framing it this way.
I'm an Emmy nominee and I'm getting bit by bugs
and it's just not okay.
And as someone who was
snubbed, let's just
say this. The rose
of this episode
was
the Charizard sort of
energy that we feel despite a
snub. Despite a snub. Oh.
But... Charizard's never won an
Emmy. Never. And he's one of the greatest icons of television. One of the greatest icons of television. Never a snub. Oh. But. But. But. Charizard's never won an Emmy. Never.
And he's one of the greatest icons
of television. One of the greatest icons of television. Never won an Emmy.
That's fine. He's still Charizard. And my
thorn was having to
really, really, really
sit in the fact that my girl's been getting bitten
up.
It's okay. It's okay. We will weather these
together. I am so happy that we did
this. We had an honest conversation. We had had an honest conversation and yesterday we were supposed to
record the pod yesterday and it wasn't the vibe and that's why i'm saying when you feel the vibe
is off especially in a zone where their vibes have been so good you have to sort of drift away
from that and yesterday was not the day to record the pod you said that to me and I thought, well, maybe. And then I thought to myself, there has been trust built here.
My instincts have, my spider spence was tingling.
But I trusted you.
And I don't do that with a lot of people.
And yet I went on this journey with you and it was the right choice because of course.
Very jump then fall.
Jump then fall.
You know, there hasn't been a lot of Taylor on this trip. And we
need to change that actually. I played Willow the other day and I
sort of got a sense from the girls that they didn't want Willow to be on
and I was like I'm not going to force it. We're going to educate them about Taylor.
It's fine. I mean
listen, Tina Burner, thank you for putting
Welcome to New York in your mix. And Tina
Burner has a wonderful New York mix. Of course she's
got Sinatra and
Welcome to New York. Those are the two. When a wonderful New York mix. Of course, she's got Sinatra and Welcome to New York.
Those are the two.
When Welcome to New York, those are the two.
Those are the two New York songs.
Well, Frank Sinatra and Taylor Swift are sort of the New Yorkers of Hollywood.
You know what I mean?
When you see them in your mind's eye, you sort of think New York City.
And on that sort of note, on this jubilant Charizard era sort of benchmark.
Checkpoint, I was going to say.
How do you feel about ending with a song?
I feel really good about it.
Welcome to New York.
It's been waiting for you.
Welcome to New York.
Welcome to New York.
Harmony. Welcome to New York. Welcome to New York. Harmony. Welcome to
New York.
Did we do it?
It's fine.
To end on a failed harmony. No, it's fine. We're in our
Charizard. We're in our Charizard. Bye.
Bye.
On Thanksgiving
Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or stay with his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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