Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Damned and Lowly Favored" (w/ Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp)

Episode Date: March 9, 2022

LAS CULTCH HAS A NEW IMAGE. And to mark that epic new era..well, Jesus, we're sorry you have to see this one... because Josh and Aaron have returned. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle F*g. Fifth time! If we had jackets for that time of thing, they'd get them. But we don't. Anyways, this one is sheer chaos from the jump. They are the writers and stars of a dirty snuff film with music that is a freak project that will be banned in many countries. It's called F*cking Identical Twins and it isn't out yet! Someday later! Good luck to all people who listen to this and please understand we recorded it before Russia invaded Ukraine, which we do have to say and stress. I'm obsession, I kiss. Listen to this podcast. IT'S.... FREEEEEEEE! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted.

Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo, or stream it on City TV+. I'm Julian Edelman.

I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old

question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?

Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. your podcasts. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow.

Look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling.

And Jesus, I'm sorry you have to see this one. Jesus, I'm sorry you had to see that one. I'm sorry you're going to have to see this. That one. This one. That one. Because this one and that one are here. I think we should waste no time.

I mean. Well, we're actually getting the signal to stretch. Vamp. We're getting the signal to stretch. Vamp. We're getting the signal to vamp. Alright, so what's going on in your neck of the woods there, Beau? Hi, it's Bowen. Just hopping on to say

that we recorded this episode back in mid-February when the Winter Olympics were still on and the big Russia story then was Kamila Velieva and the figure skaters and that whole thing, and not the invasion and ground war that are currently happening in Ukraine. So we are so sorry. We're so stupid. If it seems like we're making light of that situation, we promise we are not. Okay, enjoy the rest of the show.

How about that, Russia? Up to no good again Oh my god, those dolls pumping They dolls full of drugs Oh, of dolls, really And sending them out onto the ice For the picking Girl, when you read Valley of the Dolls

Which I'm sure you have Did you think, are the dolls the girls Or are the dolls the pills? Her face is giving no to that. You have not been brought in. Like I give a fuck at this point. Maybe I didn't even know it was a book. These boys never wait for the decorum.

They're lucky we don't bring them in, quite frankly. Maybe we should have done that. We should have done that. Okay, let's do that. Wait, wait, wait. Ding. Ding dong. Lascaux Teresa's calling.

Jesus, I'm sorry you gots to be here for this honey let's talk about Russia Ukraine though I don't give a shit about no ice skaters honey they're pumping Ukraine full of drugs shoving it on the ice a cold war a tundra war it's coming up oh we're getting the signal to stretch

squawking gay geese are telling us to stretch but honey these girls don't know no respect so let's bring them in no I don't and I'm coming in regardless of a call. Honey, you know our guests today. They're your hosts. Their names are Tweedledee and Tweedlefag.

Tweedledee and Tweedlefag. Tweedledee and Tweedlefag. And don't put an asterisk in fag. Let it play. Okay. I get so scared. Speaking of asterisks, these two are the queens of the asterisk in fag. Let it play. Let it play. Okay. I get so scared. I get so nervous. Speaking of asterisks, these two are the queens of the asterisk with their new project.

Oh, sure. More like... Tell them what you said on Instagram. Oh, well, I think that they're the writers and stars of a dirty snuff film with music, and it's a freak project that will be banned in many countries. That's my prediction for the film,

is that they're not going to see it in the Middle East, Asia. Do all the jokes you texted to us. Live. Read the thread. Do the Iran joke. Honey, more like Duke, bye bye. We're not going to see it there. Iran, more like Iran to a different film

because they're not showing this film here, freak project. It's going to be banned in Asia. Honey, honey, save the car chase through Koreatown, mama. You don't need a caterer or audience that's not going to see it. Banned, darling.

This project is going to be huge. Koreatown! Not even Koreatown! Koreatown here in Los Angeles! We still have not been introduced. And we never will! They're the writers and stars of this freak project Gonna be banned in many countries

It'll be huge with the fucking freaks In New York and LA Fucking identical twins Fucking identical twins It's just been announced in the traits In the traits Absolutely And that's how you know it's for real

Happy deadline day to these freaks Tweedledum and Tweedlefag, aka Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp! We all jump show. We kill ourselves on air. What number is this for you guys on the pod? Five, I believe. Wow, that means you get Letterman's jacket! Wait, that's...

Five timers club! Yeah, five timers club. Five timers, us and Tom H Timers Club. Five Timers Club. That's from Hank. I'm Candice Bergen. Wow. Aaron does give Candice. It's giving Candice Bergen.

It's giving Candice. Murphy Brown down. Murphy Brown down. Giving Miss Congeniality Villain. More like Downtown Murphy Fag, if you get my drift. Don't put the asterisk in that one. Honey, I don't. What do you mean?

You know what's crazy? This podcast probably would be banned in many countries. Absolutely. And hopefully this country, too. If you all had a following at all, you would be banned. But luckily, no one's listening. Ding dong, the sound of no listeners. Thank you.

No listeners here. No one's there the first time we did this this little show yeah was in some guy's apartment and we wore no shirts

that's right it was so hot was it Mike's apartment is that his name it was the old producer it was Alex I didn't mean to call Alex some guy

I love Alex I love Alex and remembering you know forever I remember that it... Dog. Oh, wow. I remember that moment. And I also...

This is actually... We have not acknowledged the really powerful reality of this recording, which is that we're all in a room again after years of separation. Power, the coven. But you know what? Power of the room. The power of the room But you know what? Power of the room. The power of the room. Jane Champion.

The power of the room. Jane Champion. One of the most amazing directors, Jane Champion, directed The Power of the Room. She's going to win an Oscar for Power of the Room. Not an Oscar.

Jane Champion is winning an Arsker. Jane Champion, director, is winning an Arsker for The Power of the Room this year. And alongside her amazing scar Kirsten Dernst say that is Dernst gonna win? I hope she does

we are major Kirsten fans here in the house can't speak a bad word about her if I tried would turn to salt if I tried and we would hate to see that like Lot's wife

like Lot's wife hey you'd be looking like Lot's wife. Bitch. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, if you were to say something nasty about Kirsten, you'd be looking like Lot's wife. Honey, turn thine eyes to Sodom and Gomorrah

if you say something about Kirsten Dunst. Honey, this is why I had to apologize to Jesus right off the top. Right. Because I knew you fucking heathens, who God hates. Let me just point to you. God hates you.

Not his favored children. No. Not on the good side. Unblessed and highly unfavored. Damned and lowly favored. Lowly favored. Damned and lowly favored. That's a good punch up in the room.

Sorry. That was good. Maybe that's also a front runner for title. Front runner for title. Damned and lowly favored. I have a question for the group. Go ahead. Fire away. We definitely won't talk over it. Good luck. title. Damned and lowly favor. I have a question for the group. Go ahead. Fire away.

We definitely won't talk over it. Good luck. It's Sodom and Gomorrah. The angel, you hear, you know the mob in the story where there's a mob of people. Me and my girls. Me and my girls are orgying outside hearing, hey, we hear there's an angel in the room. We want to fuck the angel. That's basically what happens in the story, right?

And here I ask this. Dirty snuff chapter of the Bible. Snuff to fuck the angel. That's basically what happens in the story, right? I asked enough chapter of the Bible. Who could blame them? Angel comes down fine as hell. Honey, you're at Folsom and an angel comes down from heaven? You telling me your first idea ain't, I don't want to fuck the angel? I don't want to fuck that angel. Honey, the angel's

ass was high, tight, and thick. The angel looked like Sebastian Stan in a film. The angel was looking absolutely amazing tonight. Why wouldn't I want to fuck him? I thought you were going to say, the angel looked like Sebastian the Crab. Or the little mermaid. You know I'm fucking that little red guy.

Even hotter than Sebastian Stan. That angel was looking like Sebastian the Crab. You know I'm fucking that ass. Red guy. No, wait. What was your question? Would you be, would you like fully succumb to the mob mentality? We don't have to answer this.

No, ask it. This is powerful. His question is, if you were at the Sodom and Gomorrah mob, what was the culture that let you know that culture was for you? If you were at the Sodom and Gomorrah mob, would you be like getting drinks? Like, where are you at the party? I would be getting drinks. I would be like, let's go home.

I'd be like, girls, let's go. It's late. It's late. We don't want to be here. The angel, I bet he's not hot. I bet he's not snatched. And you know what I'd say to that? Thank you for coming.

I'm hosting. I have to stay till three to pick up my check. Josh is hosting the damn party. You know I'm hosting. Me and Lennox are hosting. Oh, honey, I thank you for coming I'm hosting I have to stay till 3 to pick up my Josh is hosting the damn party you know I'm hosting me and Lennox are hosting oh honey I'll tell you who I'm hosting the angel at my house who I hit up on Grindr when everyone turned their damn back and I said hey hey

I said hey I said hey hey hey sent three hey's and then he said back hi and I said into your question mark and I sent just whole and then he said back hi and I sent into your question mark and I sent just whole and then he disappeared wait

I want to tell a quick Rogers anecdote from when we were in Fire Island speaking of he would be getting drinks Rogers was like I'll go get a round

goes to the drink and then he's up at the front of the bar and I see him I said oh he's gonna need help carrying them I come up and I'm like hey

and you're like hey and I'm like oh do you need help carrying the drinks what drinks i was like you were banging around he has met a boy i just forgotten we exist i gave him the drinks forgotten we exist and that boy hey and that boy was big bro big bro i didn't Oh my god, legend in the pod now. I've had sex with big bro two times since. Me and big bro, our relationship has continued to flourish. No, I know, it's blossomed. Can we talk about...

Like your hole around his cock. I have no idea. Can we talk about as you've continued to flesh out the big bro dynamic, have there been any surprises for you as an actor living in this piece? Yes, actually yes. In this piece of immersive theater. When he fucks me. Sleep no more, bitch.

He calls me buddy. Yeah, buddy. With hard D. He's like, buddy. No. He says, buddy. Nothing will beat little bro, though. Buddy is like, it hits the ear wrong.

He likes calling me his little buddy. He likes calling me his little bro. One time it was son. Yeah, sure, yeah. And honestly, it all works. No, it works. What is a big brother if not a dad in waiting? Yeah. buddy he likes calling me his little bro he likes one time it was son yeah you know and honestly it all works no it works what is it what is a big brother if not a dad in waiting yeah you know oh my god that's like that's from wandavision right that's from wandavision i love that scene of wandavision the first line first it's the first line of power of the dog the voiceover yeah what

is a what is a big little bro if not a daddy in waiting? Enjoy my film, Power of the Room. Hi, it's me, Jane Champion, and I'm about to roll out my incredible new film that I directed. And it's called The Power of the Room. Enjoy Kristen Dernst. I'm the first female director. I'm a female. Jesse Pluckins.

And Benetton Noodle. And Benetton Noodle. Badeade in. What is a big brother? If not a daddy in waiting. If not a daddy in waiting. Cut to the desert. Stage direction.

It is so much desert happening right now. On screen, you're seeing the script at this point. The script comes up on screen. Well, it's narrated by Jane Champion. Yeah. And she sort of got the script on her lap, like, licking her fingers. Let the reader know, Matt has crossed his legs oh yeah yeah he is acting the piece

darling dick fade in fade in after the other fade in karsten enters you're literally licking your fingers flipping the the object work pages it's really good also the script sort of works like an ipad in his mind He's licking his fingers, but he turns the pages as if it is an iPad. This is a wet iPad that Jane Champion is doing. Hey, listen. Who's perfect here, okay? Who's perfect here at Object Work?

Listen, I know we're two improv legends. Guess what? No, you shut up. You were never on Harold Knight. And you never will be on Harold Knight. Ding dong, you were never on Harold Knight. I was on will be on Harold Knight. Standing. Ding dong. You were never on Harold Knight. I was on Maud Knight, honey, where you don't have to actually be good. So guess what?

And I still thrive. Alana plays her ass. I know your narrative is, I did not make Harold Knight, and now I have a podcast. But bitch. Honey, Bowen Yang was never on a house team, okay? And now he's one of the biggest stars of the moment. You're sucking his dick trying to get him in your fucking phone. Thank you. Okay, it comes out

his contract negotiation comes out yes we did suck Bowen's cock to get him in the film Bowen he wanted a double wide banger trailer and his cock sucked

every morning and a double wide banger from his two big bros what happened was I showed up to set I said okay yeah no everything's good

I go home and then all the PAs talk to Larry Charles the director and Josh and Aaron go well Bowen's the pas talk to larry charles the director and josh and aaron go well bowen's furious because you guys haven't sucked his dick in and he's threatening to walk yeah larry charles says i went through this on borat listen you're gonna have to suck his cock so we get right into the jeep wrangler and drive over to bowen's hotel and suck him right off and how was it you know kind of kind of, kind of cool. Like, I think I, I let's,

this, this is the next conversation piece. All right. And so that one's done. Okay. Thank God. And so now we go to the next conversation piece. I was so fucking bored.

True or false. I love this question. True or false. True or false. This is so, I love true or false. And this, I,

I is you. Okay. Okay. I feel nothing when I get my dick sucked now. Oh, honestly, true. I'm not someone who loves getting head. I'm like, it's, it's really like declining for me. I'm like, I get my dick sucked now. Honestly, true. I'm not someone who loves getting head.

It's really declining for me. I don't really say that. Because if you're bad at it, I will get my vulnerable. My answer is false, but getting head is lower on my sex activity list. If I'm ranking what I love. It was pretty high up there for a while, though, for the community, I feel. I'd say, to me, it still can be the most successful sexual act. That is incredible.

If someone's really good at it, yeah. Amazing. I find myself to be so hole-driven. What is a mouth but a hole? In waiting. What is a mouth if not a hole in waiting? That's from WandaVision? That's from WandaVision.

That's from the second episode, the first one of the second episode. Jane Champion. Jane Champion wrote that. No, but I always feel like, I don't know, I'm just so excited to get into sorry but ass. And not even I mean that I have to fuck, but I tend to like having my ass eaten more than getting my dick sucked, my duck sick, and I like eating ass more than sucking dick. I love it.

Eating ass is one of my favorite things, period. Me too, period. Brown paper packages tied up with string. The way you rolled back your eyes like you were Audrey Hepburn herself. Well, I would have been Julie Andrews. No, no.

Audrey Hepburn. Matt's talking about WandaVision. Directed by Jane Champion. Jane Champion. What a storied career the woman had. God, it's Jane. A Hollywood favorite. Oh, we're good at letting a bit rest, aren't we? That's that Herald Night training. That's the Herald Night.

Let the bits fly. It's Las Culturistas. Let me turn it to you, because you've been asking a lot of questions. I'm not getting a lot of answers. I didn't hear no true nor no false from you. No, he spoke on it. By positing the true or false, he spoke on it. I feeliting the true or false. He spoke on it. I feel like that's my perspective.

Okay, fair. I understand now. He said it's going less with time. You've just forgotten. Yeah, I'm stupid. No. Well, yeah. It's going less with time.

No. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. We need to acknowledge that we are changing sexual beings. Okay. Oh, honey. Now that I agree with.

Call me a butterfly. Okay. Because I used to be a cocoon. Butterfly. Honey, you're a butterfly. Because I used to be a cocoon honey you're a butterfly I used to be a cocoon that's a rule of culture that's rule of culture number 94 call me a butterfly cause I used to be a cocoon

say that that time comes fast it's very site specific because some people all we want to do is have oral sex. Yes. And some people, you're like, we wouldn't even go near that. We wouldn't go near that activity.

But now I'm going, I'm not always in an anal mood. So that's not always on the table. That's totally. Case by case. Case by case. But now I'm not always in an oral mood either. Let me say that just stroking dongs

with a fella Yeah, does not get enough love. can be an A plus. Let's call it what it is. Mutual masturbation. De-stigmatize the frotting. De-stigmatize frotting. And I like sometimes

when that's the plan where someone's like, I'm into this, I'm into, and we go over it. We intend to just masturbate and that's what we do and we leave and we say,

I've never had better sex in my life. I'm not even kidding you. I recently made plans to go on a date and we were going to eat wings and froth. And I was like, and you know what I did? I did this with my hands. I hang loose.

He hang loose with both hands. That is good because unlike a lot of dates, you know you're not going to bed hungry and you know you didn't going to bed hungry. Yeah. And you know you didn't catch nothing. You didn't catch nothing. You can't catch nothing. You can't catch nothing. From hand stuff. Honey, you can't even catch a cold.

Can't even catch a cold. And you certainly can't catch feelings. One of the worst, I need a vaccine for feelings. The worst diseases. Hey, can I just raise my hand? Ask, I don't know, who's Mr. Fauci? Can I get a vaccine for my feelings? And don't skimp on the booster.

Yeah, honey, please. You know what I say to a feelings vaccine? Put it in my fucking arm, bitch. Right in the back of me, baby. And I hear there's a news, darling. I got a Johnson & Johnson for my feelings. So good luck. And guess what?

A new variant's just around the corner. Uh-huh. Of feelings. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's called the summer. So summer. So summer. So summer bean.

Let me tell you something. Let me just put this to the girls. Now that all my girls are here, when you start to see guys with their shirt on, you start to get attracted. You start to get attracted. You start to get attracted. You really do. I like to look at a nice leg.

I say, look at the leg. I get attracted. I love being in this room because you know who's got the most iconic calves in Hollywood? This bitch right here. Honey, they're being de-centered a little bit. By who? By me. By Lorne Michaels.

He said, hey, make the calves drop a little bit. I feel like my calves are too low on the leg. Those Please Don't Destroy Boys are the new calves in town. Absolutely. You know how porn stars or other people will make sort of molds of their penises. So people can, you need to make molds of the calves. Before they go, darling. Mold the calves and I'm sticking it right up my ass.

How do we ship them? Yeah, well. How do we ship them is your, well, how do we ship them is your question? You couldn't ship them because they weigh 20 pounds each. No, Aaron's not,

Aaron's not sticking, too heavy for a plane. He's not sticking the calf up his ass like, sort of longitudinally. Longitudinally. Latitudinally. But he goes,

he takes, he takes the wide part of the calf and then puts it up against the hole. Latitudinally. Okay, favorite body part you have, go.

Hmm. I think you literally asked this you literally asked this the second episode they were on where you said what is your favorite body part i don't remember i have deep memories of that's back when it was about culture you know we had to talk about stuff like that change now it's just noise now it's sort of a drone we have just been screaming over each other since the beginning of this episode. Gay noise. I love, I'm obsessed. It's the most.

Title of ep, gay noise. Gay noise. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. Wait, I have a fun new thing that happened, and I would love to tell everyone about it. Oh, oh, oh. So, basically, I was talking to her. Shh, everybody, shh.

You know how oftentimes when you're typing into a phone autocorrect oh she gets in your gig it's like you're trying to say jane camping you say jane champion very similar to that thank you so very in the group chat patrick rogers who has a hand one of the one eating the most seed of everyone you lay the feed down that hen is clucking he tried to say he tried to type in I'm obsessed and I miss you

and it said I'm obsession I kiss so now whenever you love something you have to say I'm obsession I kiss oh I kiss oh my god when I saw Bowen Yang to say, I'm obsession, I kiss. Oh, I kiss. Oh, I kiss. Oh my God, when I saw Bowen Yang's kebs,

I'm obsession, I kiss. I'm obsession, I kiss. I thought you were going to introduce everybody. Have we introduced this yet? Well, I don't know what you're talking about. How could I possibly know what we've introduced? Can I say something? I can't read your fucking mind. Here we go.

Addendum, it's free. Oh. What is this? Hey, why don't you have a Red Bull? It's free. It's free. Hey, suck my dick. It's free. It's free. Yeah, hey, get a better attitude. it's free. Oh, okay. What is this? Hey, why don't you have a Red Bull? It's free. It's free. Hey, suck my dick. It's free.

It's free. Yeah, hey, get a better attitude. It's free. This is new lexicon. This is, I think, It's new culture. It's new culture. I think we're gonna,

I'm gonna try to use this more in my everyday life. It's free. Hey, hey, shut the fuck up. It's free. It's free. I like it. Shut the fuck up. It's free.

I like that. I like that. Just try it. It's free. It feels like I'm kind of like forcing it onto the girl like that just try it it's free it feels like I'm kind of forcing it onto the girls honey I don't mind being forced it's free honey I think it's working

I think it's catching on and soon it's going to be everywhere we're talking Dubai we're talking Iran we're talking Koreatown we're talking Jane. We're talking Iran. We're talking Koreatown. It's going to be everywhere your fucking movie is not. We're talking Jane Champion's desert. Desert.

They're going to ban your movie in a lot of America. Honey. Yeah. Even the land of the free. Even the land of the free. Not so free anymore, ain't it? That Cheeto can't get out of the damn office. Yeah.

I can't believe that Cheeto is still in the damn office. That Cheeto right out. Honey. I hate that Cheeto is still in the damn office. I hate that Cheeto. I hate that you even brought him up. Because now we have the Pringle. Sometimes it feels like there's nothing we can do to get that Cheeto out of office. We lose a Cheeto, we gain a Pringle. Was it you guys

that made up the Pringle for me? That's an Aaron Jackson. He said, get that damn Pringle into office during the election. And you know, that Pringle for me? Aaron, that's an Aaron Jackson. He said, get that damn Pringle into office during the election. And you know, that Pringle. What kind of chip is Kamala? Do you feel comfortable? What kind of chip is Kamala? Where's Kamala from?

I don't know. I want to say Frito. California. Frito, California. What's the cop? Like an avocado chip? What's the police officer of chips? Brother.

Cool Ranch? The cop chip is... Salt and vinegar. Donut chips. That's really good. Damn it. Donut chips. Donut chips.

Oh, she has to be something piggy. Piggy. You know, like... Oh, pork rinds. Pork rinds. She's pork rinds. She's pork rinds. We landed there.

But vice presidents aren't really in the office, so she's not really a chip. No, yeah. They live in that stupid house. Mike Pence was a glass of milk, you know yeah glass of milk and cheeto what a pairing what someone someone dared tag me on twitter and they said what like when mike pence said his thing about like how donald trump was wrong about how mike pence could have overturned the election whatever someone tagged me and goes mike pence basically just i don't think so honey'd all of the RNC. And I was like, mama no.

I don't think so honey'd all of the RNC. It's gonna be a block for me. Can you imagine if Mike Pence said I don't think so honey? Do we think that Then you've jumped the shark. This is one of your fans. I think that's how you know we were too popular. I want us to fast

forward to the anytime someone does want to use I don't think so honey in a different context it has to have like crest the hill of like girl bossing gaslight gatekeep like it needs to be an ironic term but like I don't know when that will happen yeah you guys

gotta take the reins on your fans everyone you've given them to start telling them no. Stop saying I don't think so on the outside of this podcast. It's free. No, it's free. Okay. Okay. Take care of yourselves. I think that they're not taking care of themselves.

What is it? Strawberry needs care. Strawberry needs care, honey. Have we not had an episode since Strawberry Needs Care? I don't know. Didn't we do one in the I really have lost all concept. Where did Stravurita Needs Care come from? That's from Drag Race Season 13

Utica, payment with a strawberry on her head we would often say Stravurita Needs Care and then we were saying about the little, I keep thinking she's Texan but she's from New York the one that's in the new season. Jasmine?

Jasmine. Yes. Pat said, jazz needs care. Strawberry does her nurse. Strawberry comes in with a nurse cap. Honey, I was where you were. Pat was like, honey, I wore an afro of squirrels because I was afraid to appropriate.

I've been where you've been. Come here, mama. Come sit in Stradivaria's little house. Swallow these dolls. Come sit in Stradivaria's little house. I made it. I made my home.

Remember when Utica Queen was an A-list star? For eight months of the year. For eight months of the year. I made my home. Remember when Utica Queen was an A-list star? Yes. For eight months of the year. For eight months of the year. There was a time in our lives when Utica Queen was bigger than Angelina Jolie. She was going into an AMC saying, we come to AMC. Do you not remember when the four of us were at Kennedy Center Honors Utica Queen?

That was one of the most incredible nights of my life. Oh my god. Watching Mel Brooks talk about Utica Queen. When Joni Mitchell did that incredible lip sync in tribute service. I'm fascinated by your love, boy. I thought that was beautiful.

Oh, that was an amazing night. That was an amazing night with my girls. I loved getting invited to the Kennedy Center I'm touched by that invite and by the night as a whole I just

I'm so excited to be at the Kennedy Center it just makes me really excited you know we did

do a Utica Queen impression the last time because she's an A-list star she's huge much like us Utica Queen impression. Because she's an A-list star. She's huge. Much like us. Utica Queen still.

It's a new season. The girls can't stop talking about Utica Queen. The girls can't stop talking about Utica Queen. Rule of culture number zero. The girls can't stop talking about Utica Queen. RuPaul brings her back like Vanjie. They come in. They intro the episode.

I'm waiting for that. Why not? Why not bring back Utica Queen? She's the best queen. Can I guarantee to you, Utica Queen would not have the chocolate. Utica Queen would have the gold bar. But I would want to hear her say,

it's chocolate. It's chocolate. It's chocolate. I got the ticket. I would rather hear her say, I got the golden ticket. I got the golden ticket. I got a golden ticket. I got the golden ticket.

I got a golden ticket. Aaron is strawberry. Aaron is strawberry. I know that Aaron was told this. But there's a friend, I have a friend who lives in this city, Los Angeles, who looks even more like strawberry. And I was getting texts,

but he really does look a lot. But I think, I think it's bones. It's bones and big mouth. At the end of the day, you can't say she doesn't have bones. She it's bones. It's bones and big mouth. At the end of the day, you can't say she doesn't have bones. She's got bones. As someone who doesn't have the bones, I want the bones.

Hall. Hall. It would be a different... Hall. Hall. Listen to me. It would be a different thing if I had the bone and the length that Utica Queen has. This is why, at the end of the day, I envy Straburita.

I want to be her. Say that. I'm not even joking day I envy Straberita. I want to be her. I'm not even joking. Straberita needs envy. Straberita needs envy. Oh my gosh! Welcome! And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted! Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy.

We were friends! How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo. Or stream it on City TV+. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.

This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability

for anything in my life. I was the a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel.

I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.

Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again.

And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude. You're a dude. And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show. We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past, and we're just going to sit here and talk about them. And we'll get into the types of dudes.

What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs, wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dude. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories

and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude? stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

So, like, who do you aspire to be? In this life. Oprah up in here. New conversation topic. Oprah up in here. Who do you aspire to be? What is it? I'm sure we've talked about it a million times. To the little princess, Oprah said.

Were you da-da-da? Oh, to the little princess. She means Miss Meghan Markle. Yes, the little princess. Were you silenced? Or were you da da da or were you da da da to the little princess were you silenced or were you silenced what a great question I mean really beautiful the latter and then she had

Adele up on top of Griff Observatory said Miss Adele mama you're coming to my house yeah I loved that. I love whenever Oprah does an interview like that because they're sitting in her massive backyard. She's like, and over there's- She calls it the Rose Garden, which is famously in the White House.

100%. Oprah has her own. The Rose Garden. And I think she asked Adele, she was like, so you drink tea? And Adele was like, of course, I drink tea. And then she was like, I have a tea house. And they cut to a huge home for tea.

She goes, well I have a tea house. Not a little house like Stravarita has. A huge home for tea. Damn Mrs. Potts running amok with Chip and Sons. Oprah was letting Adele know that she's that girl. And she was like, so Oprah said to Adele,

oh you like to drink tea? I have it every morning. I have it every morning, sometimes at night. And then she said, oh, well, you have a glass of tea? I have a house of tea.

And Adele says, game recognized, game. Game recognized, game. I think that's amazing. I think that's amazing. That's my Adele. I think you're amazing. I think you're amazing. Come to my Adele. I think you're amazing. I think you're amazing.

Come to the tea house. Oh, I was getting emotional. I was getting emotional thinking about it. Reminds me of my good friend Britta Filthar. Start at paces. At paces. It's got me emotional. Oh, I'm emotional.

When I think of my son, I get emotional thinking about it. Her next album's entirely about Britta Filter about that one night at Pieces she saw her at Pieces with Jennifer Lawrence somebody else just went to Pieces oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Mr. Christ herself

dropped right down from heaven and went to the gay bar went to tiny town night at pieces. Honey. And everyone said. The crucified doll. Jesus, we're sorry you have to see this one. I was sorry to see this one.

Looked up and I said, Jesus. Jesus needs care. Jesus needs care. Honey, after what the daddy did to him. In this culture. For suck. Honey, blowjobs are on their way out. Jesus is on their way out.

In this culture. Jesus had daddy issues. And it's real culture number four. Get on your feet. Everybody at home, get on your feet. Get on and make it happen. Get on your feet. Get on and make it happen.

Can we talk about... Now we'll sit. Now we'll sit again. If you didn't get on your feet at home, pause the thing and get on your feet. Get up and make it happen Can we talk about Now sit Now sit again You bet If you didn't get on your feet at home Pause the thing And get on your feet And if in your car

Get in a horrible crash Stand up in your car Honey Open the moon roof I sometimes do wonder If we've ever been responsible For a car accident Or death

Completely If you had listeners You would Girl Listen I need to A to C And talk with you girls About how much Every day I think about

Jennifer Lopez at the inauguration. Oh, yeah. Doing. Let's get loud. Let's get loud in America the Beautiful. I think that's one of the moments of culture. I think it's. Well, we might have to make another list.

I think that really is the one of the most beautiful and brave things. You know what we're doing for our 300th episode? What? The Great Global Songbook. The 300 songs of the Great Global Songbook. Oh, like the Great American Songbook, but it's global. America the Beautiful, parentheses, Jennifer's version. Oh, yeah.

Jayla. Let's get loud. Let's get loud. And then, and the home of the, that's literally what follows. It's beautiful. And she went, free. And they were like, ah, shit. It's beautiful. And they were like, ah, shit. It's brave.

What if someone got the whole national anthem right and then said, and the home of the free. Does that rhyme? Let's get out of the land of the free. And the home of the free. I have a question.

Okay. Yeah. In this vein, what little thing are you dropping? Are you dropping between... Your national. Yes, what is your Let's Get Loud? What is your Let's Get Loud?

I'm gonna to go... Yeah. Okay. Okay. You have one? You got it. Yeah. Okay.

Do it. Here we go. Oh, the land of the free. No, is it? No, she doesn't. America the Beautiful. It's America the Beautiful. I did it wrong earlier.

It would be... Then how does it end? I'm so sorry. I don't even know the whole context of my... Adoption is grace on thee and crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea. Spice up your life.

That's mine. I would do... Oh, God. This is hard. But it will say so much about the person. I would do... You know, in the Celine Dion song, All By Myself.

When she goes, I would go, This key. That's the original key. I sing every song in the original key. Perfect pitch. Perfect pitch. Oh, the land of the free.

Back to the national anthem again. It's better. And now I'm better Take your time, Tayshia. Took her time, Tayshia. Anymore free

Anymore free Free! Anymore free! Anymore free! Can you wait? Pause. I know what mine would be. No, but we're pausing. Okay, pause. Can you believe that Take Your Time Tasia

is going to actually happen in the film? I know. Matt Whitaker had the best joke on that thread where he texted the press release and said took her time. We're so happy for Tasia.

Tasia needs this moment because you know Tasia was a second choice for F.A. White. And I think because Cynthia Arriva, who is perfect, is Elphaba, it would feel weird if she was doing this. I think she did say she did that thing that a lot of actors do. She chose Elphaba it would feel weird if she was doing this I think she did say she did that thing that a lot of actors do

she chose Elphaba she was well I think it was like not between the two she literally was like I left silly on the stage yeah yeah and I had to

because if I took her with me I was so emotional I'm so emotional about it this is my Cynthia Riegel I drank tea every night I had to I had to leave her behind.

I had to leave Cynthia behind. Because if I took her home, I'd be devastated. I'd be devastated. Oprah is dragging her to her tea house. Dragging Cynthia to the tea house. Come to my tea house. By the ankle, Cynthia's being dragged. Now that we discussed pop culture, continue.

Oh, yes. Okay. Here we go. For the last hand of the free. Yes. And the home of the. We don't talk about. Oh, yeah.

We don't talk about. Oh, my God. I immediately started shaking my head. That song is powerful. Number one song. It is the most famous song of all time. It is the most famous song of all time. Jane champions.

Jane champions. Jane champion Manuel's. We don't talk about Barnard. We don't talk about Barnard. Barnard. Jane champion Manuel. When Bruno accepts the Oscar, he's going to say, I haveard. Jane Champion Manuel. When Bruno accepts the Oscar, he's going to say,

I have to thank Jane Champion Manuel, who wrote an incredible song for me. And I sing it. Power. Yes. Power of the Bruno. Power of the Bruno. And I sing it only with the passion

of Jane Champion Manuel lyrics. And let me say to you, Jane Champion Manuel, I will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied. I will never be satisfied. Free. Free. Oh, I got another one.

I got another one. I got another one. Here we go. In the land of the free and the home of the wickedly talented Adele Dazeem

free that is on the level of what you're talking about of let's get loud wickedly talented Adele Dazeem in the land

of the free Tasia take your time take your time Tasia and the home of the...

New key. New key. Original key. Frozen fractals all around. You do pick the right... Free. You pick the right moment. I will say.

Yeah. Frozen fractals... You pick the right moment of the song to put in. And the home. Take your time. Take your time. Oh. Three new keys.

Mixolydian mode. I was looking for that word. Oh. She hasn't gotten her. And I will always love you free. And she's the one who did it.

I think this is the first episode that our listeners are going to be actively upset. Oh, honey, I don't. You don't think? I think they're upset a lot more than you think. Honey, I think you're... The filth you spew.

Be honest. This podcast should be... Hey, be honest. Hey, be honest. Give us notes. Give us notes. Give us notes. Do you guys have any constructive criticism?

Y'all have constructive notes? Give us the constructive notes. Construct. Construct a good podcast out of this. Yellow legal patent. Yeah, we got some great notes. Okay, so the organic opening was really good. Oh, no. I thought the organic opening was legal pad. Yeah, we got some great notes. Okay, so, the organic opening was really good.

Oh, no. I thought the organic opening was really good. Oh, my God. First beats were grounded. You're in a UCB mood. Isn't it? You're feeling your UCB mood.

Okay, y'all were, I mean, Aaron Jackson was famously our improv coach. Our improv coach. But I gotta say, is that the truth? UCB is on the brain for a lot of people again.

Honey, bring it up. I think, honestly, bring it up. I think, honestly... Bring it up. I think maybe... Talk about it. And you guys don't have to... You guys can reject this if you want, but I think with the announcement of the film,

everyone would be going, I remember when I saw that. And now I think everyone's kind of... Having a nostalgia. Rummaging through their UCB memories. Everyone's going, Land of the free! And the home of the...

The Herald is a long-form improv structure started in Chicago and brought to New York by the UCB4. But free! Not to get real. Free! Not to get real, because we've talked about this before. That was a time of our lives. This is what I'm saying. I don't even need to make it about us.

Just like, that is one of my favorite chapters of us going to Barracuda after every twin. Just like, that chapter of our lives is a chapter I bless it is actually blessable it is blessable and like I was talking to someone about not sorry

you didn't see that one and we've shared this anecdote ad nauseum on this podcast especially when the two Dodds come back but we go

but I always go we would go to these shows at Barracuda after fucking identical twins like Josh and Aaron would corral the queers who would come see the UCB shows we would go to these shows at Barracuda after fucking Identical Twins. Josh and Aaron would corral the queers who would come see the UCB shows. We'd go to

Barracuda and watch Bob. And then we would all turn to each other and go, this is the funniest comedy show in the city. And then I would say, thanks for inviting us out. And they would say, you're not going home. And I would say, what do you mean? I have to get home. I have a big day tomorrow. And they would corner me. We really did all have day jobs that were out until 3 a.m. on Tuesdays.

Well, you guys would corner me and intimidate me. Yeah, at the pool table. They're comedy boys. I was trying to tell you. Not like you two. Not like us. We...

I feel like we became just personalities. Can I say, we were in real jeopardy there for a while. Oh, you're saying you became... You're like Ryan Seacrest. Well, they had us doing...

Well, they had us wearing colored blazers interviewing. And going to like Sundance. Like, not Sundance. Oh, yeah. You did Sundance. But this was like early podcast era. Like, located in time for me that you were doing that. This was 2017, 2018.

So Cheeto. Cheeto. Cheeto. Cheeto was around. Glass of Milk was around. Oh, you know Pre-SNL Pre-SNL

But it was Like The pod had been like three The pod was starting to become a thing Two years old at that point Yeah Yeah a little bit of a thing And that was it

They discovered that the girls Were good at talking They said And so they said Why don't you come talk for us To like random people At the Tribeca Film Festival Very Sudi Green Congratulations on whatever it is you do An improvised line come talk for us. To like random people at the Tribeca Film Festival. Very sooty green.

Congratulations on whatever it is you do. An improvised line. Congrats on whatever it is you do. One of the great lines. One of the great lines. One of the great lines. And it was- Written or non.

Written or non. And yeah, and Matt and I talked about this today on the drive over. We were like, wow, like what a weird time in our lives when we did that.

Yeah, we were chatting about it. How was the drive how was traffic yeah we actually were did you take the five did you take the five

we actually were get this 40 minutes late to something this morning because I had to get my oh my god you had to get your ass do you want to

do you want to sort of talk about this sure sure but only sort of only sort of talk about it sure really bringing

such gravitas to this I just want to make sure that you talk about but I'm having such fun with my sisters that I'm forgetting about the trauma

the trauma from last night I've got my phone still in the cloud oh yeah pick a pocket artful dodger pick a

artful dodger do you do you have a moment when you think it occurred or truly just like who knows it's truly a who knows too crowded

I was like moving through the crowd and then there was no squid game bump into you moment no i wish there was i wish no no artful dodger pick a pocket yeah yeah well it happened at high tops i don't think it happened at high tops i think it happened at low top hearts well let me just say that whole y'all really bounced around a crawl is it this is the we have drag this is the we i feel like it's completely flipped over from the last time I've been there

I bet there's so many new things the new girl on the block is whoever is going to be is Blazing Saddles gone it is

wow sometimes you just need to see a boy dance in chaps well you can see that well you gotta go to New York for that now yeah honey

where Blazing Saddles lives proud and free I have never been to the one in New York I have but only like once or twice. I went with Ben Leary. Oh, Ben. It was fun.

I miss the Texas. There's nothing but camp. What are the kings of, what are the WeHo mainstays that are still around? Well, the thing is, it's high top. Mickey's. Well, the Abbey people, that's like for like moms in their 90s. Right, bridal parties. Moms in their 90s.

You could even go ahead and call them grandmoms. No, I didn't say that. Women in their 90s who had children who elected to not have children. Whose daughters didn't have kids. Or sons. Or sons. Or enbies.

Come on. What I want to say is that high tops, stash, heart, there is an issue with shoplifting. With shoplifting. I mean, no, no. No, no. Wow. I've been saying that.

The blouse is up on hangers and the girl's coming to the bar. I'm now realizing we were recording with Will Ferrell before this to do this thing we're doing and I called it shoplifting a million times to him. Because you were talking about the phone with him? No, we weren't talking about the phone. I was. Just because you didn't see it doesn't mean it wasn't a conversation.

I didn't pick up on you calling it shoplifting. I really don't. Was this not on the pod you're saying? Off pod you said this? Matt. Matt is shutting down. Matt's in a K-hole. Matt's a cheat out.

Matt's a cheat out. At the mention of shoplifting. Matt's a cheat out. Matt's a cheat out. At the mention of shoplifting. Matt's a cheat out. Fiddling with one button. Okay. Take your time, Tayshia. Take your time, Tayshia. You're in a K-hole.

Ah! Woo! It's the little chest there. What are we going to do for Fire Island this year? Because the hen, the coop needs to get back together. I agree. There's a coop house, potentially. That is happening?

It is happening. I have to sign the lease. Okay. Bok bok. Bok bok, as they say. Cluck cluck. That was one of It is happening. I have to sign the lease. Okay. Bok bok. Bok bok, as they say. That was one of the most fun times I've ever had in my life. I think it was the best week of my life. Have we had... I thought I got... I'm not joking. I thought I got nodes

from that trip. Yeah, because we screamed and laughed. My voice did not recover until August and we went in the beginning of July. I was like, I was about to go get scoped. I was like, no. Us screaming, us screaming Zatarain's theme song after Bowen got an Emmy nomination

probably was the culprit. Talk about Adele, bitch. The nodes are happening. The nodes are there. Because he was so emotional. So emotional. I was so emotional at Busted Queen. If Bowen got his nomination,

I'm so emotional about this. I was just screaming. I watched Busted Queen do Zatarain's. I got so emotional. I started screaming about Zatar'm screaming i watched the queen do sarans i got so emotional i started screaming about that trans we were had a lettuce right before i saw heather lettuce that was cynthia that was cynthia that was more cynthia than adele yeah that was that was one of the i i don't think that That anything in my life Is it sad to say this We'll top that That was one of the most

Joyful weeks of my life It was the hardest I laughed For a week It's pretty sad to say that It was a perfect week A perfect week It was perfect It was hell

We were so fucking annoying It was the best No we really were No we were I mean it And I loved it I'm saying this as a positive I'm not saying this

As a read on us I loved how annoying we were But we weren't even that We only cared about ourselves We weren't disturbing other people though We were No no There are those

We were There are those fucking people on Fire Island You're right we kept to ourselves mostly Who like barge into any old house And you're like what the fuck But at any bar I hate that We were

It was as if we had megaphones And honking at the bar Bike horns Yeah yeah yeah We were as if we had megaphones and hunk of bike horns yeah yeah yeah we were laughing at Hedda then we go over to the ice palace we are fully keyed in to Busted honey we turned the party out

at this Busted and Busted loved it you could tell we made the night and that was a thunderstorm and that was a thunderstorm and so she went for three hours for three hours

oh that was one of the best times that was one of the best watching Busted the ninth time doing this out around for three hours. For three hours. Oh, that was one of the best times. That was one of the best. Watching Busted. The ninth time doing this out-and-out scene song. For three hours. We all browned out. We browned out. We did brown out.

We did brown out. Also, for being, I mean, we could be annoying whenever, I was still meeting my husband every hour. Oh, 100 every hour. You met many husbands.

I met a lot of husbands that week. I loved you. In fact, one of the- You met Buddy. I mean, I met Big Bro. I'm his little buddy. Buddy. I'm glad we didn't get that round Buddy. I mean, I met Big Bro. I'm his little buddy. Buddy. I'm glad we didn't get that round of drinks

so that you could have Big Bro in your life. No, it all made sense. Was that Big Bro at the bar? That's what I was saying earlier. Oh my god. Hey. Or at least he thinks it was. Could have been any old husband. I was browning out. Wait, that was so funny. I really was supposed to get you guys

drinks. When I say his eyes as if he'd never met me. Hey. I was like, do you need help with the drinks? What drinks? I'm a stranger to him. He's so confused. You came here to buy us. What do you mean?

Do you remember the other time we were getting pizza for dinner? And we had pizza in our hands. And you were like, but should we go into Pavilion? There's a thing there a drag show a drag show it's $25 each and we were like we have pizza we're going home you're like but a guy just dm'd me and he's in there we're like well then you can go i'm not bringing pizza into pavilion and paying $25 and a boodle did i what did i end up doing god i think i went home i think you went home i think you had the pizza What did I end up doing? I think I went home. I think you went home. I think you had the pizza. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back.

I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends! How could you do this to me?

I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.

We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past, and we're just going to sit here and talk about them. And we'll get into the types of dudes. What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronks? We got studs, wizards, we got fre into the types of dudes. What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs, wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dudes. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories and determine what

kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's

fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.

And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.

His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network,

available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Aaron, can you share the story of Whitaker making... Oh, yes. Yeah, because we never talked about the strip, because you two did the pod from there but the four of us have not talked about the strip so no one in the house could cook almost to the point where it was dangerous

how little we could cereal was sort of like this is hard and Suti Green and Ty Mitchell teamed up on a meal they did they tag teamed it they took all the random shit and made a beautiful meal. That was incredible. But Whitaker was like,

I'm going to make tuna for everyone one day. And then I came in and was like, maybe this is a good day to make tuna salad. Tuna salad. Not tuna ahi.

Yeah. Hey, I'm going to cook up some raw tuna. No, no. Not tuna sashimi. And he was like, I was like, hey, today might be a good day

to make tuna salad. And he said, oh, well, I just bought a sandwich. And I said, we can have it for dinner. And he said, oh, well, I just bought a sandwich. And I said, we can have it for dinner. And then I walked out. You can have that for dinner. Make us lunch now.

And the little cuck did. The little cuck did. The little cuck. The little tuna salad cuck did. It's very evil, you. Yeah. It's very evil, you. It's very evil, you. It's very evil, you. Yeah. I've never claimed to be good. It's very evil, you.

It's very evil, you. You're so right. It's very evil, you. Very evil, you. It makes me emotional. How evil you are. It makes me emotional. Consider yourself out.

Artful Dodger. Consider yourself in the tea house. Snatching the phone. Oh, yeah. So you don't think it was high top. You think it was heart. I think it was heart. Where is heart?

Where is heart? It's literally. It's really cute. Is high top also think it was heart I think it was heart where is heart it's literally it's really cute is high top also new I've never heard of it Mickey's it's replaced something but it's Mickey's is still there

Mickey's is still there Mickey's is next to high top is foobar still around I pray yeah foobar is one of my favorites we should go to BFD actually that week

we can actually do anything you guys should you guys must kind of do one little sweep through and truly wear a body bag not a body bag wear a cross body bag not a body bag wear

a cross body bag bring a body bag when you kill the thief i remember when people are tweeting at you now reply to them no no no no it's no heart no heart i do i do love to respond no heart no all right i want to love give flowers to someone in the room for using Twitter right all along, which it was, which is, which one is to not use. It's to both of these girls. Josh has never used it. I've never used it.

But you never had a porn alt, did you? Well, I have created one because of Aaron. Because of Aaron. Because of my sister's advice. That's my only Twitter experience is a porn account.

Aaron has used Twitter correctly the entire time, which is just to follow porn accounts. Well, your account was like sort of a real account. I had a real one and I would do like a tweet once a year and then I deleted it during 2020.

I said, I cannot be honest. Then you made your porn account? Yeah, probably around then. No, I had it before then. I made a porn account in 2020. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how we got through. I should look how much money I spent on OnlyFans in 2020.

It's really crazy. I bet it's $1,000. I'm should look how much money i spent on only fans in 2020 oh it's it's really i bet it's a thousand dollars i'm giving away so much i bet it's i bet that i never i never feel like i'm not spending money in a good way but it's just i probably don't have to be subscribed to as many and you know they get you once you're on someone's channel you see all the thing you get bored you got to resubscribe in a couple months. Yeah. I'll give virtually anyone one month. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like any person I've ever jerked off to ever, I'm like,

you get one month. You get one month. Ever? Ever. Truly, if I see a pay up. Yeah, pay up, sweets.

Create an OnlyFans. That was a really good point. Yes, I have it. And any of our friends who've done it. How can he pay you if you don't have an OnlyFans? Yeah,

that's a good point. And I say again, who says I don't have one? Drop the link. Drop the link. Oh, I dropped it! It's in the sewer! Oh! Down the grate. Because there you go again, doing a bit when we're trying to tell you something that can improve your life.

If he, how can he pay for your only friend if he doesn't know? Matt, you're intimidating me. Matt, you're cornering me. I'm cornered and you're intimidating me. Matt, you're intimidating me. No, I'm not. Matt, you're cornering me. No, I'm not. I'm cornered and you're hard. You don't even know what hard is. Matt is stroking his cock right now.

Hey, you don't know from hard. You really don't. What is hard if not soft and weighted? Oh, my God. One Division episode three. One Division episode three. Jane Champion. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. We tried to help you and you were fresh We're unhelped Yeah Make your OnlyFans link public if you want people to pay you Okay www. OnlyFans.com Slash me

Who here Would start it first I was about to ask the same question Roger Josh I think about it. I'm a horrible pig from hell. I can definitely see that. Do you identify as? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Garbage troll.

What makes someone a pig? When there's a pig sitting right here, ask him. Oink, oink, dart. In the kink community, we're being pretty specific about being connotated with loving cock, loving to surf, loving pits, loving smells,

loving sweats. You're usually like collecting loads. Collecting loads. I'm being maybe... So I'm not like a pig like that. I'm being foisted this label I think

on the apps. Pig? Pig? People are calling me pig. People are calling you... Today someone was like, I don't know. Hey, you look good

in that outfit. I was like, oh thanks, I'm wearing like this. Hey, Dolly. Oh, because you have the like... I have the course in your profile. That's a piggy look, thanks. I'm wearing this. Hey, Dolly. Oh, because you have the, like, I have the course. That's a piggy look.

That's a piggy look. And so I don't begrudge. I'm not confused at the. Oh, it's elegant. Those are not mutually exclusive to me. I think it'd be an elegant pig for sure. Honey, I've seen Babe. Honey, have you seen Miss Piggy

when she sings a ballad? Honey, some pig. Elegant pig. When she karate chops. Miss Piggy stole my necklace. Miss Piggy is gorgeous. Police. Miss Piggy is gorgeous police Miss Piggy is gorgeous

she's so beautiful she's one of the most beautiful women in the world she's one of the most beautiful women in the world no one's fighting you honey Miss Piggy Green M&M

Cleopatra Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra as Cleopatra Hermione Hermione and Goblet of Fire 4 Goblet of Fire 4

when she comes down the stairs return of the goblet the fourth Goblet of Fire Jessica Rabbit of the Goblin The fourth Goblin of Fire Jessica Rabbit And Carmen Sandiego Sometimes I forget you're gay Sometimes I forget you're gay Really? Thanks

Lupita in the blue dress At the Oscars Oh that's a no for Raj A guy today said You look great in that thing. I was like, thanks so much. He goes, and then he goes, pig, I bet you'd look good if I bought you a skirt.

Okay. And like started to like- See, that to me is even more sissy. Yeah, that's like- And so- Skirt is not piggy to me. Pig is pretty mask and leather. Right, and so now I'm like, okay,

I'm getting these dissonant thoughts, these dissonant dreams. Yeah, people toss them around. No, you could be a pig in a skirt. No. Piggy herself. Here's the easiest way to understand pig. Honey, you're at Gamora.

The angel comes down. You don't fuck the angel. You want the angel to fuck you. Oh. No, I'd be a pig for the angel. I think that's just a bottom. You're just describing a bottom. You want the angel to fuck you.

No, but I want to sniff the angel's pits, for sure. You want to sniff the angel's pits. That's pig behavior. You want to sniff those winged pits. Yes. I think we could do any of this stuff as long as we have

an honest conversation about it beforehand and we really make sure that we're on the same page. Preach. You and the angel. Are you still? Oh, I thought you were

just going to go and tie this back into that night that they intimidated you. That they intimidated me sexually when I trusted them and looked up to them? Roger Gamora trying to enforce consent.

Girls, have we talked about this? I think Gamora was like a dark girl. I was edited out of the Bible. I played a character, Matthew, that stepped up to them and was like, Matthew, you have a book. Did you ever read it? I think maybe your reps told you you were cut, but you're in, babe.

I've read it. I was cut. You're the first book of the new test. You were Matthew R. Right. And I was cut. And so I came in and I was like, hey, guys, before we do anything, are we making sure that we're using clear language? And they cut me out.

I think they thought it wasn't fun enough for the Bible. They're like, we got to kind of clip it along. The Bible is so clippy. Clippy. It's short and clippy. The New Testament kind of moves. It tells the same story four times, honey. It's Rashomon. It's giving Rashomon.

The first four Gospels? That's giving Rashomon. Jesus, don't look away anymore. Look on the pod. We're talking about you, doll. Jesus, we invite you don't apologize i apologize this is a call in jesus take the cans jesus take the kids jesus take the kids oh no oh suicide Oh no. Oh, suicide. Suicide. All of us.

All of us. I'm in a cat hole. it's time to move on to I Don't Think So Honey because actually it was really rude. Josh and Aaron said to us in the email

they were like, well, we have a hard out. Remember when they said you only get one hour in 45 minutes. We have to go. Wait,

what are you guys doing? You're having dinner with your agent? I know. Isn't that good? Isn't that good? Is that really? That's the tea? You're having dinner with your agent? I know. Isn't that good? Is that really? That's the tea? You're having dinner with Fred?

That's nice. Fred and Kirsten. Tell him I said hello. Do you think that Cody Smith-McPhee would jam out with us? Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I actually haven't seen the movie, but people are saying, people are saying,

Strawberry is to Aaron, that twink is to me. People are saying. People are saying. It's not not. It's not not it's not not I've seen pictures and I'll take it's bones

it's a different bones than strawberry but it is ultimately bones and this is what I'm saying to you celebrate the bones he's not gay in real life when I saw in his like

they do those little things where they get nominated for an Oscar and they're like wow what an amazing surreal moment I want to thank everyone he thanked his girlfriend

and I was shook to my core. It's like when Michael C. Hall. Wait, I don't want to catch COVID. He's putting a plastic. He's doing a football comedy. There have been plastic dividers on the ground the whole time. Or judges on the side.

That's better. Yeah, it would be a shame if you now caught COVID. Idiot. Idiot. You're such an idiot. I'll put it down. That was a visual joke. You're such an idiot. you're such an idiot you're such an idiot sometimes

this fall on bravo it's time to turn up think you've seen it all i don't think you've been a good friend to me lately we're friends like that who needs enemies you ain't seen nothing yet cheers to being germanic with the real housewives of potomac. Oh my gosh, can I take this in? It's going to be amazing. New York City. Everyone is a gossip. No one gets a happier life. Salt Lake City.

We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion. And below deck sailing out. You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset. Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. Let's have a real good time. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks?

We're teammates again. And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude. You're a dude. And Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show. We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past. And we're just going to sit here and talk about them. And we'll get into the types of dudes.

What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs, wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dude. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories

and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,

a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian.

Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzales wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami.

Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate delusional

dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life.

I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that like years of work listen to on purpose with jay shetty on the iheart radio app apple podcast or wherever you get your podcasts trust me you won't want to miss this one all right so i guess this is i don't think so honey um this is a one minute segment um that is etc you know what i'm gonna think something that's really been taking me off oh well i have something because i don't have something so i'm gonna try to go what has been taking me off i have something matt matt has something i sure do okay this is matt rogers i don't think so i don't think so honey unsending messages fucking stand I don't think so, honey. Unsending messages. Fucking stand in your truth.

When I see you unsend a message on Instagram, it really upsets me. I want to see what it was, hun. And the fact is, you don't ever even know

who it is that unsent it. Isn't that true? And also, not for nothing, y'all, but I am, I have my phone in my hand all the time. So if you're gonna unsend,

know it's possible that i saw that you said i've caught girls before i risked low reward and i'm saying i don't think so honey i was like why sign it if you're gonna be unsending i was like be more confident in the first place i don't think so honey also i guarantee i wanted just to read it yes i guarantee that was juicy all my instagram followers are my community are my are my friends my family i want to hear what you're saying and if it was a nude don't unsend and i have a feeling a lot of them are nudes that people get sorry but a little shy about i don't think so honey i want to see that i do think so honey you're nude and that's one

minute i know i caught a girl recently because i saw them ask what was that brand of poppers you told me about and then i opened it it was gone why what's the shame in that no clue i responded to nothing double scorpio who you trying to fuck and they're like sorry i got shy and i was like don't be shy go right to hell go right to hell there's no such thing as shyness on dm we've already talked about poppers irl whyRL. Why are you shy now? Why are you shy now? Why are you shy now? She's a great actress. Why are you shy now? Oh, did you see her talking to Oprah in the tea round? What did why you say?

She's young, but she's really good. Why you? Why you said? I'm emotional. I don't drink tea. I don't drink tea. I don't drink tea. I'm more of a coffee. I'm more of a coffee guy. I like emotional. I don't drink tea. I don't drink tea. I don't drink tea. I'm more of a coffee.

I'm more of a coffee guy. I like espresso. And then Oprah says, let me show you to my coffee house. And I was just like, Oprah, can it. Why you's not intimidated by Oprah. She told her to can it on air. Why you is the Oprah of her country. Of her country.

Of Gen Z. She's the Oprah of Oprah. She's the Oprah of Oprah. Why you is nine years old. She's the Oprah of her country. She the Oprah of Oprah. Why are you nine years old? She's the Oprah for country. She drinks coffee and she's an actress. Honey,

Iran loves her. Koreatown loves her. Iran loves her. She's a former anesthesiologist. She loves to do cake therapy. Of the legendary

house of Shai Now. Of course, her drag name Anesthesia. What's the, is there a pun it's just spelled i got it now we're gonna say is there a pun i just i was i felt like there was but i wasn't seeing and that was all me

the last name latitudinal did jane champion not win nothing for the piano? Not win nothing. She won. Anna Paquin. Adrienne Brody won, right? Climbing on the chairs. You're thinking of a Janice.

Oh, that's the other one. Oh, and honey, that's Life is Beautiful. That's the pianist and that's Life is Beautiful. You're really making everybody laugh. I was A to F on that one. If you stop clucking, I can tell you the answer. She won a screenplay Oscar. Okay, so she's not naked.

I need to take my time, Tayshia, sometimes. Take your time, Tayshia. It's free. Jayne Champion is not naked. She has an Oscar to cover herself with. Okay, I think she's going to win for Power of the... What is it? Power of the Room?

Power of the Room. Power of the Room. Power of the Room. Jayne Champion. Kirstana Dunt. Karsten Dunt. And then Jesse Pluckins. We need to talk about Bruno.

She's not a Fiends Mullins. Is that nominated for real? No, it's not. They didn't submit it. They didn't submit Bruno for Best Song? They didn't know that it was going to... They submitted a different song? Which is nominated. Why would they think

it was going to be the number one song in the world? It shouldn't be. It's the mark of a bad culture. That that's the billboard number one. Is it still? Or has something come along? Maybe. Jane Champion, Miranda, Manuel, sorry. Manuel's kicking herself for not submitting.

They must be feeling so foolish. I'm literally looking to see what's on top of the billboard hot 100 right now to see if it is in fact we don't talk about no Bruno. We don't talk about no Bruno. And I am getting the answer that the number one song in America is still we don't talk about no Bruno. We don't talk about Bruno. And I am getting the answer that the number one song in America is

still We Don't Talk About Bruno. On this February 18th. I'm glad Lynn's finally catching a break. Lynn needs this. I'm glad Lynn's finally catching a break. Lynn needs this. From the drama bookshop to the Billboard 100. Story Pirates. Story Pirates. I have something.

Good! This is Bo and Yang's I Don't Think So Honey. And her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey is small intestine. Why you gotta bend round for me? Why you gotta be so rude? Why you gotta be so small? And small compared to what?

If I'm eating a meatball, if I'm shitting out the meatball the next day Then it ain't that small then Size queen Okay And I want to brag about how big my small intestines are But then I undercut that claim By calling it the small intestine

And that's where all the bugs live That's where all the viruses thrive The bacteria swim I need you to cool it. Be something simpler. Be less scary. You're like an alien living in my body. I didn't sign up for this.

I did not sign up to have a small intestine in my body. And yet I sit with it every day in my body. And I think, I did not consent to having this organ. Give us organ autonomy now. I don't want half the things inside my meat sack. No hearts. And that's one minute. Remember before when I asked you

every favorite body part? Least favorite body part that you want out of your body right now. Small intestine. Say it with me, girls. Small intestine. Oh, gallbladder. Gallbladder, you don't need it.

And that is funny. What's the thing that explodes? Gallbladder. Appendix. you don't need it. What's the thing that explodes? Gallbladder. Your dick on Big Brother's face. No. Buddy. His name is Big Bro. Big Brother is a reality show maven.

I was going to say, Big Brother is from 1984. George Orwell herself. I would be so horny if it was 1984. Why do you think? Because no one's allowed to fuck. Because of AIDS? I would be so horny for George Orwell if it was 1984 if I was in the book no because no one's allowed to fuck well we would be

because of AIDS what are you saying we'd have AIDS and we'd be dead of cocaine all forms of cocaine being gay in the 80s sounds very hard and I'm being

I'm sorry I'm being real it does sound really hard it is hard but you want to see here's something harder than living through AIDS Living through the art Based on it honey

That's one of Josh's Great jokes I said that the other day And I was really proud of myself That's really funny Your generation had it rough It's our generation That lived through the art

Yeah You lived through AIDS I lived through angels bitch Oh my god I settled the inheritance Both nights Honey Oh

That's pretty good I don't remember why that happened. It's a great joke. That's really funny. It's a really edgy joke. It's edgy. A little bit like Family Guy. Oh, honey, it's going to be banned.

It's going to be banned. A joke like that, they'll ban in your country. A joke like that, they'll ban your country. Put it in the drawer and get a new joke. One that is funny or one that is not that. Freeze. The hips are like Bruno hips going.

A joke like that that you would say you cannot say that joke again. He's doing the abs set. No, I'm not. I didn't. That's appropriate. My tongue was... That's strawberry. That's strawberry. He's mad. I did not. I didn't. That's appropriate. My tongue was... Strawberry. That's strawberry.

He's mad. I did not do that. That is strawberry. What you just did. That's appropriate. You need to care. Get on your feet. Get up and make it happen.

Get on your feet. Get in a car crash. Get up and make it high for me. This feels good for toddlers. You know, you get them standing when they watch Clues Clues. So fun. They love to stand. Okay, which one of you wants to go first?

Oh, God. I can go. Mine's not good. Okay. Thanks for bringing your A game to the pot. I mean, mine's great. I keep forgetting it. Whatever. I keep forgetting it. Whatever.

I keep forgetting it. What do you mean you keep forgetting it? You veterans on the show. I completely agree with you. You don't know what it is because you're complacent. You come in here and you think it's going to be some walk in the park, and you treat this like it's not a show. You treat it like it's Hangout.

It's not. It's a show. This is a show with a thousand listeners. It's true. It is crazy that these... I'm sorry. No, you're looking away from me. Do you feel intimidated? Oh my god. This is bad jokes.

A joke like that. A joke like that. A joke like that. A joke like that. This is Aaron Jackson's I don't think so honey. This time starts now. I don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

When I get a pimple on my ass, what in the hell? Here I am trying to have a beautiful ass to show the boys and girls of the country and the world, and then there's a pimple on it. And then it

takes a long time to go away because the creams and ointments are harder to use on the ass than the face. I don't think so. Here I am at the club pulling down the waistband getting ready to get fucked against a urinal and then the top

say, oh brother, that's a zitty little ass you've got. And I say, damn, brother, that's a zitty little ass, Jim Scott. And I say, damn, here I am 36 years old with a pimple on my ass. What's a guy got to do to have a clean ass? I care if I wash it in the shower. I love the thing. I don't want to use it at my leisure. I'm too old for this.

I have my vanity. I don't think so. I have a pimisure. I'm too old for this. I have my vanity. I don't think so. I have a pimple on my ass. And that's one minute. That was a beautiful. That was a beautiful. Relatable. Relatable.

Hashtag relatable. Hashtag content. We've all been there. Gamora the angel come up, say this zitty ass. You know. Yeah, you're trying to get fucked at the gore and the angel turns your ass down. There's zits on this. I saw a zit on there.

You don't even get burned down by God. Try a retinol on that cheek. What I identified with about your I don't think so, honey, was when you said that the ass was harder to reach than the face. I thought that was really true. You can't see. You can't see it clearly.

That was the part that I identified with during your I don't think so, honey. Can I ask something? Anything, darling. I feel like... We're your sisters. Thank you, sisters. I never feel like more of a fool, jester, than when I'm... Jester flop in the clown square.

than when I'm trying to shave around my anus. Oh, I don't even do that. I leave it to the person. I do it. Oh, you get it waxed? Oh, I don't do that. I leave it to the person. I kind of got it. I do it. Oh, do you get waxed? Well, I have smooth cheeks,

but there is hair in my ass crack. There's hair in the crack. But I don't have like millions of Americans. I allow the hair and I've occasionally gotten it waxed. Yeah, I have.

Pretty rarely. But it's a pro's job. I love when I get waxed. I'm not taking blade to hole. I actually should commit myself to a regular waxing because I do always love it. I celebrate a smooth. But I don't have a very, very hole. I actually should commit myself to a regular waxing because I do always love it. I celebrate a spoon.

But I don't have a very, very hole, so it's okay. I should do it professionally. Well, see, I don't know that I have one necessarily, but one time during sex, the person said, the hair is getting in the way. Well, they must be killed.

And then it ruined. They need to be killed. It ruined. They must be killed. It altered the trajectory of my life. I've taken you to the top of the Chrysler building and I'm throwing them off. Butterfly effect.

Happy to murder them. Happy to murder them. And now I'm like, well, now I have to keep it smooth every day of the year. And some people don't like a smooth hole. They want the hair. They want the hair.

Pigs! They want a hairy little pig hole. A pig's walking right away if they see a smooth hole. I don't think, do all pigs like hair? No. I'm asking so many questions.

Yeah, we're not going to put any of that. We're going to get torn apart. We're going to get torn apart. Thank God I'm not there. Like a hog to Hannibal Lecter. No, whatever you said was perfect. I don't know what it was. Like a hog to Hannibal. In the book of Hannibal Lecter, someone gets eaten alive

by hogs. Because they're nasty little creatures. I'm literally sitting here and I'm literally thinking, there was a time my hole got hairier. I don't know. Even since you were a baby? When you came out and asked Katrina how work was?

I don't know. I just feel like it's weird. Lately, my hole has not been hairy. It's gotten less hair. I think it knows. I think my butthole learned. That's great. I'm losing hair on my legs. That's from socks And pants

Yeah me too Yeah I guess Me too So I think maybe it's the same You're supposed to be naked I wear socks on my hole So that's probably why I'm losing hair

That's why you're losing hair I wear socks and pants On my hole What do you have A distended What is it Anus yeah When your ass

Prolapsed Prolapsed I have a little piggy tail When your ass hang low Was it wobble to and fro Was it tie in a knot Was it tie in a bow And? Was it tie it in a bow? And the hurl of the free?

Does your whole hang low? I just thought of one. I have one. Josh has it. Don't get excited. Tie it in a bow. Were you throwing over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Was it throwing over your shoulder?

Was it cutting in a soldier? The hips are going. Does your whole hang low? Was your whole hang going. Does your hole hang low? Was your hole hang low? Was your hole hang low? Honey, I just thought it was so good. This is so good, girls. This is really good.

I'm ready for your love and support. Okay, we're ready to support. Does your hole hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? They have a hard owl. Was it tying in a knot? Was it tying in a bow? Was it tying in a knot? Was it tying in a bow? Was it tying in a knot?

Was it tying in a bow? Was it throwing up a shuttle? Was it cutting in a soldier? Was it hang low? Was it hang low? Why was it? Why? This is Josh Sharps.

This is so good. I don't think so, honey. The water in LA. It is bad. I know all you girls are like, huh, it's a desert. But you won't shut up about going to the beach. The water is right there. Figure it out.

Hollywood, you make Spider-Man fly. You make Spider-Man fly. You can't make water taste good. I've seen Wizarding World. Magic is happening here. Magic is happening here. And you can't make water? Y'all love to make juice. That seems harder. It's got fruit in it. Water is one here. Magic happens every day. And you can't make water? Y'all love to make juice. That seems harder.

It's got fruit in it. Water is one thing. Ginger. 30 seconds. Water is only one thing. New York can make water and we are an island of piss? Honey, I need water bad! But there isn't any in this fucking town that don't Let me try some.

Yuck! That tastes so bad. That tastes so bad. it tastes like a fucking little fucking little pickpocket thief hole hairy little pickpocket dirty hole you know i ain't no pig so i don't even want it get get a hold of yourself get a hold of your water los angeles and that's one minute wow a thing to the whole town a thing and I think they hear you loud and clear. I honestly have to say, go off. Because that was amazing. That was incredible.

You know, it's really important to talk about water. It is. Water world. We all need it. It's a world of water. What is actually the answer? What I identified with during your I Don't Think So Honey was when you said that you've seen Wizarding World. Because it's really true.

If they can do Wizarding World, they can make the water good. They can figure out tasting good water. I felt like I identified with you the most when you said that. And isn't the Waterworld show also at Universal? Plenty of water there. And that is a gaggy show. Stop what you're doing. Go to Universal and get your ass to that show.

We should go tonight. I would go. Are we going? It's outside. Actually, you know, we pushed our flights a week to hang out. We should go to Universal one day. You guys have to. I've never been to Universal.

You've never been? I've never been to Universal. No, we're going. We'll go. You guys must go. And we will see the Waterworld show. I'm not telling you. I was sitting there going.

Should we do a four nights in Orlando? Girls, I really do want to go to Universal. Yes! I want to go. You guys got to go. I'm like the prince of Universal. They know me. I'm sure they do, bitch.

The Duke of City Walk sits before us. Do the minions come out? Yeah, they go, banana. And I'm like, shut up, bitch. I'm not here for you. And I say, hey, little fag. Hey, little fag. Hey, Tweedle fag.

Get your overalls off. The Minions are like, I take it by the scruff of its neck. Oh my God. I bet you showing up to City Walk and the Minions coming out is like Angel showing up to Sodom. It's like,

I go to Universal and everyone recognizes me and the Minions are like, The Minions start cornering you. And I sort of go like this. A joke like that? A joke like that a joke like that that kills your brother

this snake is eating it's own there's 9000 tails and this snake is eating all of it Aaron should we should we thank our guests thank you

I really want to thank our guests Josh and Aaron are going to thank you Bowen and Matt you guys were so good thank you so much it was so good to have you

our hit podcast it was so good to have you thank you so much thank you so much as always we end with a song yes we still end so much for having us as always we end with a song yes we still end with a song question mark

as always we end with a song great we don't talk about Bruno no no no no should it be a mega mix of the episode yes we don't talk about Bruno

get on your feet get up and make it happen! And the home of the free! Let's get loud! Let's get loud! On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him.

Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists.

I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times,

from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Cheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby.

And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.