Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "DOD!" (w/ Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp)

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

This week Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp join Matt and Bowen to discuss the sexuality of "DOD," living in your doms parents house, and the eternally relevant and eternally gay debates: The Rosemont vs. Metropolitan and Fire Island vs. Palm Springs.MERCH! MERCH! GET YOUR LAS CULTURISTAS MERCH!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/las-culturistasCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST. LAS CULTURISTAS IS PRODUCED BY EMMA FOLEY.http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Can I tell you what this episode is going to be? Yes.

Mad foppish. Mad foppish. I was actually thinking today. It's got the sway. The fays are here. The fays are in the building. And I was saying to myself, foppish could return to the cultural experience. I've been saying foppish

for years. You have. And I think maybe the first time I ever heard the word fop was coming from your mouth. Thank you. Can you define?

Now, fop means, you know, a man, it's gendered, a man who, you know, wears really colorful things. And actually,

What did that say about him? Well, do you want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes. And this is truly, that say about him well do you want to know where I learned the word foppish yes and this is truly that's going to alienate you immediately Dragon Quest 8 they have descriptions

for the monsters my eyeball fell out look they have descriptions for the monsters and there's a monster that's a fox with a fencing fox

with a culturista hat oh my god wait I have to pull this bring it up bring it up now this is the new mascot that's a fox with a fencing fox with a culturista hat. Oh my God, wait. I have to pull this. Bring it up. Bring it up now. This is the new mascot for Las Culturistas. And they described in the game

the fox as being a fox. Foppish fox. Foppish fox. Look. I'm telling you. No, it's a fencing fox. But look, isn't that the culturista hat?

That is literally the culturista hat. It actually is. And like the description. Everyone look this up. Dragon Quest Wiki. Look up the fencing fox. The fencing fox.

And the description is. Oh, but the description was this foppish fox likes to jab a sword in your face. So they gave the animated fox a sexuality? A sexuality. Or just a sartorial edit. My husband calls Link Butterfly Man. What does that mean? Whenever I'm playing the game, he goes My husband calls Link Butterfly Man. What does that mean? Whenever I'm playing the game,

he goes, are you playing Butterfly Man? He go, when I play the game, he go, are you playing Butterfly Man? When I play the game, he go,

are you playing Butterfly Man? My husband, he go, are you playing Butterfly Man? Which one are you playing? Breath of the Wild? Breath of the Wild. No,

it's called Zelda and this is man named Link. This is a man named Link. This is a straight man named Link. I will say this. I think it's absolutely revolutionary that we have the game of Zelda, and we have Link that's the protagonist of the game, but we call it The Legend of Zelda. I think that is actually a good thing.

I need them to make the way they make a damn Luigi mansion, a Zelda game. Zelda is our star. I need them to make the way they make a damn Luigi mansion. Zelda is our star. Well, you can play Zelda in, um, super smash brothers, right? But who's counting?

I want a game. I can count two, four, six, nine, 10, six, nine,

10. I love the musical way you did that. But when, who the fuck are these people? These are truly two fops, two fops. Oh, very foppish.

Ready to put our swords in your face like that fucking fox. Like that fox, bitch. Two of my favorite people in this goddamn Milky Way. If they were two of your favorite people, why weren't you at their show last night? Because my fucking parents were in town. I don't care. And so instead you drove them to the theater district and didn't see the Cher Show.

Didn't see the Cher Show because of the blackout. No, no, no. Iconic blackout. No, no, no.

Darling, darling. We are blacked out tonight. New York city is dark. Share show will not go on. Now. Stephanie J can take a break tonight. Stephanie J block is not in that.

Oh, she knows. She is. Tony winning. Are you kidding? Shauna is waitress. I thought Stephanie J block. a break tonight. Stephanie J Block is not in that. Oh, no, she is. Yes, she is. Tony winning. Are you fucking kidding? Shoshana is waitress. I thought Stephanie J Block, she's the star share.

Yes. Right, right, right. They love to do now like a jukebox musical with three actresses playing. Yes. That's like the thing now. That was the Donna Summer thing too, right?

I love that. Oh my God. Oh my God. We have someone, we have a guest who was, she's returning to the studio because she clearly forgot something. You know what I was thinking?

Yes. You know who sneakily, sneakily is a four-time guest of this podcast? Josh. Josh is a host. Guest host. Has anyone else done four?

Four? No. Pat and Joel have been on many hosts. Would you count co-hosting as being a guest? Yeah. Okay. You're heavily featured.

Heavily featured. It's a heavy feature. I just don't want Josh to walk away with his title, with his superlative, with the record. The only reason I'm walking away is if you make any cuts. Yeah. No cuts to this episode. Actually, it's a rule.

I will actually fight for the cuts. Rule of culture zero. Cut nothing. No one joined you in that. I didn't need anybody to. He is in a mood right now. I'm a co-host. Ramrod straight posture at the edge of his seat.

Three-time guest, one-time co-host. Ready to pack. We didn't even introduce. These are my two favorite people. I was not at their show, sadly, because my parents were in town and they would not have enjoyed it because they are, you know... I think it's problematic that you say

that they're your two favorite people I'm right here I mean I said they're two of my favorite people that was over corrective oh my god stop it

you're actually being over corrective okay so these are my two favorite people on the Milky Way in this very room actually please welcome

into your ears Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson wow now here's can I ask you guys a question? Actually, it's really important.

Anything. Kirby's pants. Yes. Kirby's pants. You said what animated characters and then did all video games. Video games. Which are animated.

So what's the point here? I just thought, maybe, I thought Yogi Bear or something. You know, that's where my mind is. Go ahead. What's Yogi Bear's sexuality? Yogi is straight as an arrow. Or New Beyonce. New Beyonce Lion Queen. Lion Beyonce. No, that's live action mind is. Go ahead. What's Yogi Bear's sexuality? Yogi is straight as an arrow. Or New Beyonce.

New Beyonce Lion Queen. No, that's live action. Don't. No, honey. That's live action. Honey. Don't you dare. Conflate.

Oh, honey, I'll do anything for you. What were you going to say? I don't know. I was going to be asking. I was going to. You were going to be asked a question by me, and then you were going to say something, I hope, in return. So we, of course, say Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson.

And we are commonly billed as Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. How does it feel for the people that come second? Now, I think we often say Aaron. I think we say Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp, but then when you do just first names we do Josh and Aaron. I think that's what happens for us often. Aaron Jackson and Josh

Sharp. Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Is that just like a way it hits your ear? Josh and Aaron does have a better sort of Josh and Aaron. To me, you're Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Aaron Jackson.

Because Aaron Jackson is a little bit longer. Yeah, maybe it's the same as Aaron Jackson. Josh Sharp. Now for us, it's always Matt first, I believe.

Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang. Yes, Matt and Bowen. Matt and Bowen. It's never Bowen and Matt. Bowen and Yang. Bowen and Matt feels odd to me because Bowen and Matt, Bowen. Bowen and Yang. It's never Bowen and Matt. Bowen and Yang. Bowen and Matt feels odd to me because Bowen and Matt, like when you,

it's a syllabic thing. I think, yeah, I think two syllables, longer syllables sounds better at the end. Yes, yes,

yes. Okay. Well, who knew this was going to be an English class? English lesson. Did the boys go out after the show last night?

We went to a bar called Metropolitan. We went to this Metropolitan. We had a backyard moment. Interesting. And then they closed it up at midnight. They closed. Yeah, and actually by the time.

At one. At one now. In my head it was midnight, but then it was one. Maybe on the weekend, maybe they give you a one. I think on the weekend it's one. And so by the time it closed, I think all of us went, you know, we've had our moment. We went home. It's actually rather nice.

Well, you know how it gets to be. You know how it gets. It gets very. My husband, he say. They load you when they load you in and you're all in that little shoebox, it feels very like... It's scary. On your way to hell.

To the hell. To the slaughterhouse. Piggies to slaughter. Gay little piggies to slaughter. It does get hot and tight in that little bar. And then, you know, people like us clear out and if you wait until like 1.30, it's fine. But that's a tough 30. That's a tough

30. That's the thing about... That's the moment when you go to Rosemont. It's also fucking hot and tight in there. But the mood is a little different and you sort of invite it because the children are there and they're drunk as hell and you're like, well, it has to be like this. I hadn't been to Rosemont for a long time and everyone's like, it has a really fun dance floor. And then when I finally

went, I was like, this is a single tile. Yeah. This is not a dance floor. Sure. The music is fun. Yeah. I like Rosemont. I just,

I'll go so far to say I love it. But when people were like, podcast exclusive. It's got a great dance floor. I was imagining not like a $3 bill, but like, no, like a barracuda has like in 54 where it lights up.

It feels like your friend having, your friend who really didn't have a lot of money, this is where they had their sweet 16. That's Rosemont. I can't relate because all my friends were so wealthy. You of course had friends in high school who

all their sweet 16s took place in castles. In castles and boats. And this was landlocked Colorado. We still were on boats. Do you guys all love Sweet Sixteen culture? No. I wasn't ever part of it. It wasn't my journey.

That's very Long Island to me. That's not very Littleton, Colorado. You guys don't know Sweet Sixteen culture? No. Do you know debutante ball culture? That's only you. I was gone for that. I was gone for that.

Colorado birthday culture is sort of like, it's just chill. It's just chill. Let's smoke a joint on a rock. And go to laser tag. Well, it's legal there, clown. Yeah, laser tag is legal in Colorado, honey. Clown.

Laser tag outlawed in many states. Laser tag still illegal in 23 states. But non-Colorado, you... I gesture. Grab a fake gun. You jingling jester. You jingling jester. I've been talking about this a lot,

but I saw a headline that was like, North Dakota legalizes mushrooms. No one cares. Is that true? Or is it an onion? No one cares. It was like elevator news. You know where you get your news in the elevator.

What you're saying is you were getting ready to go up to the UCB. I guess it was that, but I have a few elevators that I have news in. Okay. No, but we caught you. Privilege. What privilege? We caught you, bitch. What privilege?

What privilege? What privilege? That is the best quote. Yeah. What privilege? Well, honestly, that's actually quite a privilege of you to be riding in elevators that are nice enough to give you the news. Yeah.

Oh, totally. Totally. In the age, I will say this, in the age of Lyft, I have missed getting in the back of a taxi Taxi TV I hate taxi TV Off Make me car sick My husband he say make me car sick

Now I think this generation Is clinging A little too much on Metropolitan and I don't... Which generation? I don't think it's done. It's not my first choice anymore.

I like... You like Rosemont more? I'm like, let's go to Rosemont. The backyard there is big. See, to me, it's not a choice between either. The perfect evening is a backyard moment in Metro and then Rosemont is what I'm saying. To me, the perfect evening...

Metro's backyard is decidedly better than Rosemont's. And when you go to Rosemont, you have a drop-off of people who are like, I'm going to go home. I'm saying. To me, the perfect evening. When you go to Rosemont, you have a drop-off of people who are like, I'm going to go home. I'm not going to go to the second location. But that's part of it. I'm going to say something crazy. I'm going to say something fucking crazy. Macri Park

trumps them all. I do like Macri. It is tiny. I'm going to say something crazy. R-I-P-T-N-T. I miss her. I have no TNT culture. I miss Miss TNT.

I only came out like six months ago. I only came out of the closet as gay about six months ago. Before that, you were a straight link. It was really actually really hard for me until six months ago when I came out of the closet. I love my life. I identify as a gay man, and I'm here.

Yes. I remember when you came to my door, knock, knock, knock, January, so cold, the snow blowing in. Oh, I'm gay. And you were the first person I told. Yeah. Wow. I said, get in here, honey.

I'll make you Coco, faggot. Yeah. And it was the first time I had been called a faggot. And it really hurt. I'm sure. And it really hurt. It actually really hurt. And then we were we were fighting

yeah we were fighting I want to say about Rosemont I live uptown and for me sometimes that's very far of course I'm like we're going all the way to Rosemont yeah to get bad drinks where is Metro worth the commute to you it's closer it is like five stops closer to me yeah so it

is like and I do think Metro has the best backyard in the biz. No, I disagree. And it's big. But it is just a block of cement. It's a concrete lot. It's great. There's little chairs.

It's great. Little chairs. What? You as a design fag should be the first to come forward and say. They've got fake flowers at Metro hanging over you like you kissed a girl. You're in a gazebo. You're in the grotto at Metro. Like we're in the goddamn area

under the sea adventure. We are under the sea adventure. Wait, I have something important to throw at you. Me? You as a design queen. I have these documents. I have documents. The child is mine. You as a design queen who should know better

thinks that Metropolitan uses its space the most wisely as it could? Wait, you mean Rosemont? No. I know exactly what I said. But he's arguing for... Here's the thing with Rosemont. It's zoned so, so intelligently. Let me say this.

I don't understand why you're joining his side. You said Metropolitan was it. No. He said the opposite. These old queers over here you're joining his side. You said Metropolitan was it. No. He said the opposite. He said Rosemont was it. These old queers over here are arguing for Metro.

I'm saying Rosemont. This is the 30s, 20s divide right here. This is the 30s, 20s divide. Whether you rep Metro or Rosemont. Yeah, you guys are in your 30s.

I'm loving it. I'm in my mid-30s even. Would you identify as being 34? I am, yeah. And so you identify. Yeah. I am yeah and so you identify yeah okay could be some

dissonance between how he identifies and what he is no no no I'm proud I'm proud to be dead oh god there's this

there are a couple gays out there name who no there are a couple gays out there who will

name them or I will I will do not name them Jake Kalar bitch we're not cutting anything out of this

we can bleep anything we want we can bleep the whole thing getting drinks with this guy and he goes and I'm over here

with my fucking withered wizened 28 year old ass self and he goes yeah I'm turning 25 soon

and then that'll be my I'll plan my funeral after that. It's so funny to think that you have anything to say at 25. Thank you. Because I was like, well, my life just got exponentially better at 28. Every single year, my life has gotten better. That's the thing about getting, I mean, at some point it might turn, but every year I'm just like more capable.

It'll definitely turn, bitch, and I'll be the reason. Oh, I know. When I put the knife through the heart. Oh, I know. why you think i keep your ass uptown i can't have you too close honey when i can't have you too close when i lance your vitals i sleep yes honey i know i sleep with all three eyes open oh three of my eyes my third eye the chakra is watching you. The chakra is watching. No, I just hate this culture of, you know.

I agree. It's so bad. What do you consider truly not just gay? Like, what do you consider gay? When are you old? Like, when is it like you're a fish? And I know like, yeah, if ever, yeah. But like, 90 is old.

90 is old. But like, what, like 75 is like you're old? I don't think I'm old when I hit 70. Here's the thing. 70 is old. 90 is old. But like what, like 75 is like you're old? I think I'm old when I hit 70. Here's the thing. 70 is old. You're, you're, you're, you are at the end of the day. And I'm at the day-old-ah. Speaking to the cis, the cis gay men out there who are like, ah, I'm going to be, I'm going to hit 30 and my life's going to be over.

You, you have the capacity to be so fucking hot well into your fucking 60s. Did I? Wait, have you guys seen what I posted today? My face app old face? Bitch, I look like a hot bitch. Bitch, I look like a hot bitch. Honey, if this is going to be me, I can't wait to get old. Look at this.

I'm like Ian McKellen herself. Daddy. Look at me. And I will still be wearing that light blue tank top. You can see that guy on Grindr and saying, hey, want to be my son? And I'd be like, sure, pops. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd be like this, oh, dad. Oh, dad. I would message him and say, can I be your great grandson? Yeah. Tell me about the Civil War. Yeah. A fun twist is to be a really old man

but then um okay bring the bring your your young trick over and then keep calling him daddy yeah yeah yeah i can't wait to do that i have that will be me i've had boys want to like do daddy stuff to me and it is hard to i'm like you i'm four years older than you like i've had people like 27 and it's just sort of like i've called people daddy that are like my exact age. I know. It's just funny. It makes me laugh. I completely agree,

but you have to laugh. You have to laugh. You have to throw back your neck and tackle. Yeah. You have to throw back your neck and tackle. I actually think daddy is out and dad is in. Like with a long A and a hard D. Dad.

Dad. Dad. Oh, come on. Dad. Dad. I'm begging you. Let me. Dodd. Dodd. Oh, come on. Dodd. Dodd. I'm begging you.

Let me suck your cock. Dodd. Dodd. I guess what I'm looking for tonight I guess what I'm looking for tonight is a Dodd. Can I ask, is there a T before the D? The second T?

Dodd. Dodd. Is it D-A-D-D? No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're trying to make it more fun for you, but it's just D-O-D. It's just D-O-D. It's not fun for me. You're trying to make it more fun for you, but it's just D.O.D. It's just D.O.D.

It's not fun for me. You're trying to make it more fun for you. Well, bitch. Sorry that my reality isn't fun enough for you, George. Sorry, if there's not a T, I'm bored. Stupid. I'm bored. I'm fucking bored of that.

Choke me, Dodd. Choke me, Dodd. Choke me, Dodd. Come on, Dodd. Choke me. Fuck me, Dodd. Fuck me, Dodd. What is that from?

Fuck me, Dodd. Fuck me, Dodd. You know where that Where's that from? Fuck me, Dot. Fuck me, Dad. You know where that's from. You've seen that one porn. You know where this is from. There's one porn where there's this young guy. He's like, fuck me, Dot. Dot.

Oh, the little blonde? Yeah, the little blonde. Please, sir. I want some more, Dot. Everybody knows. They're popular. You know the one I'm talking about. It's like, yes.

Wait, I don't know. I don't know this one. I mean, you're literally verbatim reciting it. It's like, yes. Wait, I don't know that. I don't know this one. I mean, you're literally verbatim. It's amateur, and it's this couple, and there's like a dom, and then like the little blonde sub, and he's like, Oh, they put on Xtube or whatever,

or Pornhub or whatever. He's talking about his pussy a lot, which I'm sorry, but I reject pussy. And the dad is all tatted up, right? I really reject pussy. Something that is fun I have learned from a friend is that they're both dead. They're living

in the Dom's parents' house. While the Dom or sub, I can't remember which one, learns to drive. How did my contact? How did they know this? I love this. Who are your sources?

People put a lot on Twitter. Honestly, one of them learns to drive. Which is very European. You don't need to learn to drive. Then they're cruising for the coast. And one of them's in med school or something and the other one's learning to drive.

The second they learn how to drive the car, they're making a run for it. They're driving away from this life. From this Pornhub lifestyle. Oh my oh my god this pornhub title of app this lifestyle parentheses dog i am so curious to see like how this all transposes like 30 years from now like like what culturally we like bring with us as we like age into our like our like twilight years no just like this all all of this like instagram culture bullshit like, our like twilight years. You're talking porn or just all of that? No, just like this, all of this, like Instagram culture bullshit, like.

Yeah, that will die. Yeah. Well, yeah, but it's like, what does that look like for us? Like for, like I'm just talking about our age cohort. Yeah.

I'm so agnostic about the future. We can never know. It's going to be fun when Instagram's Facebook and it's just like all of us old dudes there and everybody else is like, ew. No, I'm quoting Aaron Jackson already to people. I'm like Aaron Jackson says Instagram is designed for

suburban mothers. Not that it's like anything against it. Not a read. But to show your kids It's boring. And to like look at who's married. It's pathetic. It's bad. And for moms to show their tits on close friends to each other. Moms are on the close friends game too. I mean they could be if they wanted.

I think close. No. I think close, no, this is, I think Joel Kim Booster has pointed this out. Close friends for Hatteros is totally different than close friends for Hatteros. Well, for gays, I don't know where the line where a close friends ends and a finsta begins sometimes. Yeah, it's crazy. Sometimes I'll double post.

Oh, I've seen. I'll do close friends and then I'll just, I'll make, well, I'll save this and put it on the finsta. I don't follow everyone's finstas because sometimes it's like this is getting dark two of us at this table have a Finsta I joined Finsta culture

somewhat recently yes and I'm a very casual user no that's fine I don't judge it I just like again I can't go deeper in I don't feel judged I just want to say the whole I just want to tell you I did not feel judged I feel a little judged I love it I follow Finsta and I am judging feel judged. I feel a little judged. I love it. I follow Finstas. And I am judging.

Why? Why won't you get a Finsta, I wonder? Because I put it all out there on my regular Insta. No, you don't. Yes, I do. You can show more on the Finsta. You can show your dirty hole on Finsta. I don't need anyone to see my dirty hole. Okay, so then you don't put it all out there. Then you don't put it all out there. First of all, I have only been out for six months.

And you have to let me become who I'm going to become. And you're telling me your hole is clean all the time then? It's never dirty? He's on fiber pills. I don't know. I've not seen it yet. I haven't ripped out my little hand mirror. You haven't gotten a mirror.

My hand mirror. But let's real talk. Okay, finally. It starts now. I tried doing a selfie where the phone is on the floor and I squat down oh you did not

do the whole it looks pretty good what was the intention was this for just to send it to a man for a specific audience that's what I wanted for a specific audience

you weren't just taking it to be like just to add to the portfolio it was a whole pic send me a whole pic I was like I like you enough you said okay dot

I'll squat down there's no T don't take out the tea I haven't said hole picks that's what I Drive a line I have I have sent it All I mean I've sent I would I'm comfortable saying I have sent it all Except a hole pick Sometimes the hole is not it's like people don't want

It they want the ass and they're like I don't need Your fucking hole but some people are like baby baby Let me see the hole let me see that balloon not Oh golly You haven't heard balloon not and they're like, I don't need your fucking hole, but some people are like, baby, baby, let me see the hole. Let me see that balloon knot. Oh, golly. You haven't heard balloon knot? Oh, golly. Balloon knot's a new one.

Balloon knot. Am I the prude of this crew? I was gonna say, it's so interesting that Matt is the most prudish one out of the four of us. Yeah, but you don't know what I do when the lights get turned out.

Dodd. You don't know exactly. When the Cher show is canceled. You don't know when the Cher show is canceled. When the transporter is blown. When lights are off between 34th and 59th, Rogers gets horny, honey. When the Cher show is canceled, all is grown. When lights are off between 34th and 59th, Rogers' cock go boom, boom, boom. All I'm saying is I received lots of correspondence when these men who were going to go see the Cher show had to make other plans.

And they came to a hard door. Yes. You can only watch them sing Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves on the sidewalk for so long. Someone told me recently they gave or received a handjob at the urinal at a Broadway theater. And I was like, that's intense. He's like, these Broadway gays are horny. I was like, these Broadway gays. I think just gays in general are a disaster.

Gays in general are a disaster. It's not like this show is horny. It's actually real culture number 91. Gays in general are disasters. Do you know which show? I hope Come From Away. I love Come From Away. I hope what the Constitution means to me.

What the Constitution means to me. The gays at what the Constitution means to me are out of control. Horny. There's not even an intermission. They found a way. Well, that's why. When they have to go pee, they're like, sorry, no coming back in. There's no intermission.

They're like, well, I know what to do. Well, I know there's a debate at the end with a child yeah i love that show i haven't seen i just saw and it was um i mostly liked it oh oh take take it up with heidi shrek herself i will she gonna poke her head in later because she forgot a water bottle oh i'll have words with miss shrek no i thought it was great what's the best best Broadway show? Ever? Ever? You heard me. You heard... What, was the question unclear? I missed the Broadway app. Oh my God, Broadway amps.

Broadway amps. What a moment in time. Can I tell you? Everyone, all you listeners, go watch Broadway amps. Can I tell you? I don't think you know about Broadway amps, Las Cotas Ristas listeners. You fucking new fags. Something else the new fags might not know

that I listened to today as a throwback Sunday uh-huh episode fucking three lost cult the OG the four of us not the whole thing I listened to some you know what also you fucking new faggots don't know about is bear people wow

that was the first shake ya stupid faggot yeah yeah i have a large i have a large of that none of you know a large people pass that around people were singing that all over the place all over the place you know children old people now you know what? This is how you know that these two knew us when. Say it, bitch. These two have really been the ones to

blossom. All the queers out there doing comedy now better suck these two's penises. And they're out there offering it. They already suckled our teats when they were but young. I was suckling

Josh and Ann's teats. Actually, can I say, last night at a gay show for all people, long running show, now happens about two times a year.

Yeah. That is correct at our current pace. At the Bell House, you guys do it every now and then. Keep your eye open for that. But they opened the show

with Never Really Over. I saw that on the show. And I was thinking to myself, wow, they got there. They did. How did it sound? It sounded good.

It sounded really good from the story. I would say it was really kind of emotional for me to see you guys just drop in and deliver the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans.

Yes, you did get on the backs of two straight men and ride them around. And we had 20 foot long trains. And Josh and I are both over six feet tall and these straight men were taller than us. So we were very tall. And I was attempting to whip my train around

to knock over people's drinks was my goal. But you're right, no shenanigans. They were 13 year old faggots singing, 13 year old, they were 13 feet tall faggots. And they were singing Never Really Over in beautiful harmony. And actually, I have to say, that's a great song. It is.

We like that one. And Bowen's on record as quote not getting it. I don't have to like it. No, he does. Well, it is fun to make fun of because it is like the Baba O'Reilly Teenage Wasteland. It's like... It is very that. It's fully stolen. It's not even three notes. It's fully stolen.

It's not even three notes. It's like two. What isn't? Yeah. They add the passing note going back up. That's the change. Rather than just go bum, bum, bum. It goes bum, bum.

And Katie, love her. Katie, if you're listening, love you. She can't really sing. I think she can. I'm actually on record for saying that Katie Perry can sing. I find her voice to be evocative. It's been a long time and she hasn't proved it once. I think she can. I'm actually on record for saying that Katy Perry can sing. I find her voice to be evocative. It's been a long time and she hasn't proved it once.

I disagree with this. And wait, I'm actually going to stop having fun for a second to say that I disagree. Okay. I'm actually going to stop having fun. No, don't sing Battle Royale. No, I'm actually going to stop having fun for a second. Who do you think, can I ask you, who do you think is a famous pop star that can't sing? That cannot sing? Cannot.

Would you think Britney can sing? No, absolutely not. Okay, good. famous pop star that can't sing that cannot say not what do you think Brittany can sing no absolutely okay good I would say Brittany can't sing I would say Selena Gomez cannot sing I would say Jennifer Lopez is able to sing but doesn't have a good voice yeah and I would say Madonna

but I think I think she's got it She's got it. I got it. That kid, she's got it. I'm going to say Madonna has been able to sing in the past when she lets herself work on it. That's a pull quote for the album. Do you know what actually is a song of culture?

Crazy for you. Touch me once and you know it's true. I never want to keep picking the key. Yeah, why did I pick that key? I think that's even higher than the original key.

This key. This key. I walk out to any room, the first thing I say, the door knocks down. It doesn't just open, it knocks down in front of me. I say, this key. Now, Katie is really... Katie gave us Marianne Williamson mainstream before Marianne Williamson. Okay.

Did you see her tweet about it? What? She said, not gonna lie, but I sound like Marianne Williamson when I've had a couple glasses of red. She says, when I have a couple white, Joe Biden. You hear me like, these super predators need to go to prison. Yes. Super predators And thank you for speaking Political truth on the pod

Thank you Finally Let's talk politics Yeah let's talk politics already Finally You've been waiting for us Fags to start talking about politics Let's talk politics

To freaks To freaks Now go around And say who you're supporting Okay cold play For me When I first heard Parachutes Oh I knew culture Was for me Yeah When I first heard Parachutes, oh, I knew

culture was for me. My favorite song of the debates was Fix You. I'm supporting Elizabeth Warren at the present. I'm supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Bitch, I donated $50 to Elizabeth Warren and

after the call to action, after I clicked, they said, would you like to leave a tip, which is LOL, like to whom? To Act Blue. But then I was like, it was Act Blue. To keep the lights on

at Act Blue. I think it goes directly to the campaign because I said, yes, I'll do 20% so I ended up doing 60. $60. Thank you.

I'm rich. Bowen, let me be the first to say thank you. I've sent hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris. Hundreds? How many hundreds? I'm not going to say how much I've sent. You're Kamala over Warren right now?

No, I'm not Kamala over Warren. I happen to have sent more money to Kamala. Would you love a joint ticket? I actually would. And they've famously taken a selfie together. Who is which on your ticket? Is it insane for me to say I don't care? But I would rather see Kamala debate Trump.

I'm sorry. I do think, I've said this a thousand times too, it would just be fun if somebody young debated Trump. It doesn't matter who, just because you could truly roll your eyes and be like, oh, grandpa. Can I say, can I throw this out there though? I'm counting Kamala as young.

I count them all as young. If they're not 70, they're not old. Famously, it's all I'm saying it. Kamala just turned 25. Time to sign her up for a funeral. She's a funeral bitch. She's a funeral. Wait, I think someone got into my DMs and was like, hey, are you guys supporting Buttigieg?

Talking about you guys, me and you. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, I was like, we support him, but not with our money. And that's what I said. I was like, I was like, I'm supporting two candidates with my money right now's what i said i was like i was like i'm supporting two candidates with my money right now and he is not one of them for the narrative but i but i do like people to judge but i but i i think not my not my number one i guess i've supported four candidates with my money and name him can i guess bernie elizabeth two for two so far now

it's hard that's because we're talking about a real democratic socialist here in Josh Hart. Yeah, I'm trying to think of who's the farthest left. Well, there's one you're missing and the other is not because there is far left. I bet you're a Tulsi fag. Bernie Warren. Tulsi casting. I give money to. Bernie Warren.

I can't. This game's boring. Who? Julian Castro. Oh, right, right, right. Julian Castro, you stupid white fuck and then I did give

Kamala some money yeah as well but very little I actually bought I bought the Kamala Harris t-shirt that says and that little girl was me

the Kimmy Schmidt I don't actually love Kamala but I will get behind her if she becomes the option well sure I will say this I think it would be

very very um we're gonna crack that cathartic to watch Buttigieg VP debate Mike Pence. That would be fun. That would be gorgeous.

That's good TV. And really what's most important for me, and you know who's literally a steamed clam right now listening to this is Joel Kim Booster. He doesn't, he's not on board the Buttigieg train. He's a steamed clam the second he hears these four voices

Honey he wants to fuck Every last one of the pods Talk about sending hole picks Talk about sending hole picks Don't even have to ask K-hole picks oh brother K-hole picks Oh brother

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Now, I have an idea. Okay. Say it. Name, name. an idea. Okay. Say it. Name, name. Is it a game? This is not a game, but I've floated this idea by all three of you.

My jewel. I love your jewel. Not the J-U-U-L. My gemstone encrusted in a ring. Darling, I love... Say your idea, bitch. I want to start

a live panel show in New York City, darling. With all the queers. City. But Josh very smartly was like, because I pitched this idea to Josh and Aaron one time. On top of the Standard Hotel. At Le Bain.

Honey, Suzanne Barsh said, what are y'all talking about? We said a panel show, honey. And then she fell over. She fell over. We did a hot tub. Into the hot tub. Iconic.

With the stunning women. She drowned. Iconic. With the stunning women. She drowned. Iconic that AOC was at a Suzanne Bartsch party. Which one was she at? She was at some Suzanne Bartsch party, and it was like, they took a selfie together, and I was like,

this is incredible. Could you imagine a fucking politician at a Suzanne Bartsch party? Well, she used to be a waitress. Slinging drinks behind the bar. Bartender. There's a huge difference between being a wait witch and a bartender

I can't imagine Imagine Pete Buttigieg at a No way I just want to quickly say that Boot edge edge thing that is going around And everyone has the shirt That is a Peter Kelly joke What do you mean?

Peter Kelly did that He put it on a bottle of poppers And was like, he's pandering You know the campaign did that The campaign did that And then Peter put No No, no, no, no, no.

He did it. No, no, no. You're wrong. Look up the receipts. Peter's joke was to put what the campaign did on Piper's documents. I have these documents that prove. No, I'm sorry.

You're wrong. No, you're wrong. I have the receipts. These documents is... Then you know I have the receipts. These documents claim... These documents claim otherwise These documents claim otherwise. Oh, I've got a notary on a leash, honey.

I contain, my bag contains notarized documents that say and claim otherwise. My sub will notarize anything for sure. You know that line in Hamlet, get thee to a nunnery? Sure. Get thee to a notary. Oh! And that was

Peter Kelly wrote that first not Shakespeare wait what was he gonna say about the panel show on top of the standard and you were about to say

some great idea I had well you were like it has to be it can't be like a plain panel show with no extra layer on top it has to be a take on a panel show

yes yes yes that's what I think but I think it should be a panel show about current events and ooh baby we get into it so are we gonna need to bring a Republican in?

absolutely who could we have? oh no, he's not invited and do not cut that out because he sucks I'm not on Twitter so I don't always know who's I'm unclear about that

what is his deal? Is he a gay Republican? he's not really a Republican though is he a gay Republican? He's not really a Republican though Is he a libertarian? That's exhausting But during the whole skank fest fiasco he was like It was unintelligible I read his tweets I was like This is not registering to me

I like Twitter better than Instagram Generally but the one thing I do like About Instagram is like when the skank fest thing happens, like you can't really like put your take or your thought... On Instagram. You can when it's like,

oh, this tragedy happens and people post a picture, but like... Sure. Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs to get canceled. It's very hard for me

to be tolerant of Republicans. Is that insane for me to say? Like it's just like... And you know, when you know, like this whole thing of like, back in the day when we used to have a civil conversation, you know, that's because we were too afraid to say anything, right? You know, that we were able to quote, have a civil conversation because literally society was on your side because this is a time when gay people had no voice and people of color had

no voice. That's why you were able to have a quote unquote civilquote civil conversation. That's what you miss is us not saying anything. Okay, Rogers in the VP debate now, I think. Rogers. Rogers, VP, V, Porter Child. I'm just saying, is that incorrect? They tied it to identity politics too. Like Republicans believe this, which changed in the 70s.

Republicans are getting tied to religion and all that. So that, that, that's because it becomes a lot harder to like have a conversation. But pre Stonewall, it was like the homophile organizations were like some of them, like Mannequin society, Mannequin society was like,

we should be respectable. Don't hold hands. Don't hold hands. And like, we got to like, we should be white. Yeah. No,

it was like, we got to bring like the P these people, these like these people in psychiatry and on our side, hands. Don't hold hands. We should be white. Yeah, no. It was like, we gotta bring these people, these people in psychiatry on our side, which was sort of... It does make a point, but... It makes a point. You shouldn't have to. Exactly. But then other activist groups were like, no, that's stupid.

We have to make noise and be messy. I guess I'm not even talking about gay Republicans. Whatever that is. I hope you're not even talking about gay Republicans, like whatever that is. Like, I hope you're getting what you are searching for there. I guess it's just like this thing of like, I do watch The View each day

and Meghan McCain is constantly on her shit about how like, you know, traditional Republicanism, quote unquote, is dying. And it's like, well, it's dying because everyone figured out like you didn't speak for anyone but yourself. And that's, I think, why it's dead. Like they say, like, you know, no one wants.

Someone asked her, like, would you ever run for office and follow in your father's footsteps? And she was like, well, my type of republicanism isn't popular. And she kind of went on about that. And I was like, yeah, I mean, do you think that maybe this isn't popular? It's because the people that you've been taking advantage of for this long have now figured out that that's the case. Like Paul Ryan coming out the other day and saying like, oh, yeah, Trump's an idiot. We knew all along. It's like, OK, so literally you are putting politics before anything else and like putting us in danger with an idiot at the head of the country.

Because why? It furthered your political agenda. That to me is like he was a fucking vile before any of that true but it's just like full and ran to eat the poor right nazi he's just as bad so it's like and then i guess that's my thing is the respectability politics of what's bad about them where it's like oh you just like say things in a certain way that it doesn't sound as bad it's easier to be like trump's a fucking idiot's popping off all this idiocy where it's like right he's like learned learned enough that we're like it's civil

And it's like no he's been a fucking full slime since day one But how can you wonder why that's Disappearing now Do you hear yourself talk It's just mind boggling to me We did get into politics We really did We got into politics and we stopped having fun

No I actually I actually was still having fun the whole time. It's really fun for me to be politically engaged. And that's why I'm running. I'm the 400th Democrat to announce. There was a minute in my head where I thought about running for Congress on Long Island. When? What minute?

These midterms. Before you came out of the closet in January? These midterms. Right before I came out of the closet. These midterms. Before you came out of the closet in January? These midterms. Right before I came out of the closet. These midterms. I was like, AOC inspired. AOC inspired me to run.

I was like, should I come out for Congress? Should I come out for Congress? You, would you run for office? We need more stars to run. Stars. Oh my God.

We need more stars to run. Like Trump. It's going great so far. Yeah. Actually, there's been a deficit of stars. We need more stars Yeah like Trump It's going great so far Yeah actually There's been a deficit Of stars We need more stars

In political What would be your Biggest issue you think Oh my biggest issue Are you Jay Inslee We were coming in You need to run For Orlando bitch

That's where you need to run Oh yes honey Get thee to Orlando I think I Well I would win Anywhere I ran Well we all agree on that I'm a star

Honey I could I could win in Topeka. Dodd? Honey, you could win in España. I could win in España. What would I run on? I think I would run on... A treadmill?

Yeah, you better. I think I would run on... Lose some pounds before you hit the trail. I would run on Marianne Williamson's exact plan. Just lip sync her. I would just lip sync Marianne Williamson the whole time. Like some queens out there. Oh, no.

Listen, politics are exhausting. Let's talk more about... Coldplay. So X and Y was mixed, I think. I liked... The X and Y was my entry point because I missed the whole Rush of Blood to the Head. Was that their debut album, Rush?

No, Parachutes was the first one. Remember when white dudes were just coming out calling them the greatest band in the universe and then they kind of became that? Like, Justin Timberlake, I remember announced them at a show. He was like, the best band in the world, Coldplay. And then I was like, for some reason as a child

watching that, I was like, oh, so I guess that's true. Yeah, absolutely. Remember? It is wild how a child's mind works. watching that I was like oh so I guess that's true yeah absolutely remember Justin Timberlake's child's mind works also I mean again not an interesting take but they were like they were after Radiohead who does exactly what they do but better so it's like so

interesting it was U2 too it was like they're the next U2 they're the next Radiohead and then they became Maroon 5 let's go around the room. Would you fuck Chris Martin? Yes. Yeah, me too.

Chris Martin is the lead singer of Coldplay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a yes. I wouldn't be like, yes! I wouldn't be like,

dod! Dod. To use the Michelin rating, I wouldn't plan a trip around it. Yeah, I learned that the Michelin star is one star is worth a stop. So wait, can I ask you a question? How do you even get one star? You have to be pretty good. Yeah, yeah. You the Michelin stars... We just learned. One star is worth a stop.

So wait, can I ask you a question? How do you even get one star? You have to be pretty good. Yeah, yeah, you have to be very good. I mean, you have to be really fancy to even get a star. Well, so they say. Well, you accumulate stars, so you get one, and then you get more and more and more.

Or you can drop them, honey. Or you can drop them. They can lose. The Breslin, honey. The Breslin, April. Ooh, that's tragic. Tragic. First time she hasn't been in Michelin

starts since 2005. Not many restaurants have them, to be clear. It's like an honor to get one, even. Yeah. Yes, yes. So one star is worth a stop, two stars is worth a detour,

and three stars is worth a special trip. How about that? That's so gay. That's why I said my cock is one star, but my ass three, baby. Make a trip. Who says this? If you're in the neighborhood,

suck my cock. Yeah, I get it. But if you're buying a ticket, it better be but my ass three baby make a trip suck my cock yeah I get it but if you're buying a ticket it better be for my ass Michelin the grand dom herself I really love more than four than three you can get more than three but like no one I don't know that you can I thought three was

you know miss Katy Perry and Bon Appetit has a lyric that says I'm a five star Michelin you definitely can't get five. Maybe you can. I think there is no... So you're saying that Katy Perry is tricking us? Well, then what is four? If three is a trip, is four like, go to another planet?

No, four is like, book your ticket, bitch. But why are you asleep? Oh, three is like, we're on a trip. Honey, use the points. Yeah, okay. Honey, use the points. Get the credit card. Oh, honey.

Use the points. Oh, honey. Honey, use the points. Yeah, okay. Honey, use the points. Get the credit card. Oh, honey. Use the points. Oh, honey. Honey, use the points. Honey, use the points. Honey, use the points. Now, I think this is a great time, speaking of travel, to talk about a trip that we can take soon.

Oh, yeah. Should we go on a trip? Let's go on a trip. Now, let's plan this. How about this? I'm actually going to throw this out there. Say it. Say Orlando. We are going to throw this out there Say Orlando

We're going to Orlando August 8th August 8th We come back that day So Dave is coming on August 9th to join us, you want to come? Yeah, let me think about this when I'm looking at my calendar I think it will be fun for us all to go

That's all I'm saying I definitely didn't need the attitude I don't intend anything. I think it will be fun for us all to go. That's all I'm saying. Is it for Avatar? You've already done Avatar. I definitely didn't need the attitude. I don't intend to give any attitude. I definitely didn't need the attitude. I'm shocked and appalled. Now, I was thinking something more in the fall. Okay, an autumnal trip. Autumnal trip, you know.

Do we want to go like upstate and see leaves or do you want to get on a damn plane? Or a choo-choo. You could take a plane upstate, honey. Actually, you know what would be fun? What? Montreal. Montreal. Oh, I love what would be fun? What? Montreal. Montreal.

Oh, I love Montreal and I haven't been in a long time. But this bitch is going in July and then a couple weeks for JFL. For the party. So maybe it'll feel too done. When I went to Montreal like seven years ago,

maybe it's the only time I've had like a, and I know this isn't real, but the like sex with a straight guy where I met this guy at the gay club who was French and was like, I'm here for the summer.

My girlfriend is in France and she said I could do whatever I wanted. And you went home with him? How was it? No, but what he said, say what he said. He wanted to suck your cock to know what his girlfriend felt like. Yeah.

Yeah. He was like, that was his logic. He was like, and I want to, you know, suck a cock to know how my girlfriend feels. Wow.

That is so empathetic of him. Absolutely. I'll let you. Oh my God. Oh yes. is so empathetic of him. Absolutely. I'll let you Oh my God. Oh yes. Hetero, more like hero. I'm nothing but a damn banana. It's real culture number 92.

Hetero, more like hero. Suck a damn banana. Suck a damn banana. Hetero, more like he-ero. He-ero. He-ero. Drop the T. Drop the T.

Now I think It's not fun. But would that be too close to your last Montreal trip though? Well, let's just say it's on the list. I the tea. Now, I think... It's not fun. But would that be too close to your last Montreal trip, though? Well, let's just say it's on the list. I would like to go somewhere we all can experience new. Interesting.

Somewhere none of us have been. Isn't it? I haven't done... Have any of you done, like, Puerta Valleja or... No, I haven't done that. I haven't done Gay Mexico. What if we went to Europe?

I would do Europe, but... What if we went to Europe? I would do it. What if we went to Amsterdam? He's do it. What if we went to Amsterdam? He's about to go. I'm going to go... Should we go for World Pride next year? For New Year's Eve, actually.

Oh, is that where it is? Is that Amsterdam? Actually, it's in Amsterdam next year. Yeah. I will say... I will say World Pride being in New York was the most fun I've had at Pride. So fun.

And I don't know how much of it was because of World Pride, but some of it definitely was where it felt like it was just more of an event and a lot more things going on and I engaged with it a lot of the open mouth

faggots I was talking to afterwards called it the best pride ever yeah I think so you gotta get damn Ty Sunderland

on this pod he's coming I had lunch with her yesterday and she mentioned it yeah well he said we're gonna reach out he had DM'd me earlier

saying you guys said it and was a little like I don't know what would I say and I was like oh he'd be great he'd be fine talk He'd be fine. Talk about Kim Petrish.

Kim Petrish. I would, I was going to say that World Pride in New York this year was interesting because the narrative I kept sort of drumming up in my head was it's going to be awful, it's going to be awful, it's going to be awful, it's going to be awful. Yes, this is very Joseph Campbell. I was just like, this is going to be so

bad, it's going to be so crowded. It's going to be terrible. But then, yeah, I was so surprised. I actually felt like the city rose to the challenge. It did. And it didn't feel any more crowded than any other Pride. It felt like because they knew it was World Pride, they planned better. Yeah. And so it's like, oh, actually, this is great.

Can I just thank the police? Can I secondly thank the corporations? Because each and every one of them helped us. They have our backs. And you know what? TD Bank has your back, faggot. Yeah. And I hope to God that he had a great fucking time at World Pride this year.

I'm really coming for it. Do you know him? Have you ever met him? I met him once at Clusterfest. We had a lovely interaction. I only know that he's very funny. He's very funny. He's very funny, but he just has shitty opinions. And I can say that. And he can come and. He's very funny. He's very funny, but like he just has

shitty opinions and I can say that. Yeah, you totally can. And he can come and murder me if he wants. I hope they do a Super Smash Bros. fag edition and you guys can fight.

World Pride was great. I would go to Amsterdam. This episode's gonna be six minutes. We're gonna sit here two hours and you go put out six minutes. I would love to go to Amsterdam next year. I would do Berlin

with the gays in the fall. That would be ideal. That would not be new for me, but I would love to take y'all to St. Petersburg. I'm only saying that because the prompt from Raj was somewhere new for all of us, but I'm saying

I love Berlin so much, I would happily go. Also, maybe we save Berlin until next year and make it like a late spring, early summer, like some nice weather. Because it is cold there. What if the fags went to Nolens? Oh, Aaron and I are obsessed with nice weather. I love that. Because it is cold there. What if the fags went to Nolans? Oh, Aaron and I are obsessed with Norland. I've never been. We went every year.

Oh, let's do that. Let's go there. We went every year for like three or four years. Yeah, that's when the weather will be good. Oh, we should do it. Because it's past hurricane season and it won't be fucking humid as hell. Wait, I would totally love to do that. Let's do that.

Wait, after, let's pick a weekend after this. Let's pick a weekend after this. Let's go for Halloween. For real. It would be fucking crazy. There's the most fun parade ever. I love to travel in October. I love to travel in October.

Oh, it's settled. I've been wanting to do that for a long time. I think, honestly, throwing this out there, it sounds crazy cuckoo. Vegas with the fags would be very fun. I don't want to go back to Vegas. Can I tell you something? Literally, before I said New Orleans, I almost said Vegas. And then I was like, oh, wait, why would anyone say Vegas? I reject Vegas. I'll never go back. You guys are so

close-minded. I'm actually going to Vegas in September. I've been and I'll never go back. I'm so small-minded. I'm not small-minded. I'm open-minded. I have experience. I have been there and I said no, thank you. You're a bunch of munchkins. I've been many, many times. Did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing game show in Vegas. What? That's

so fun. Wait, where? We're doing it during this festival. We're doing it on September 20th. Do you think? The festival is Skank Fest Vegas. I'm seeing Maggie Rogers

in LA on September 19th. Great. September 20th, I'm in Vegas doing game show on September 21st. We have our show at the Bell House.

You gotta get, for a woman who gets it, Celine Dion. And who gets it more than Celine Dion? I think. I don't know what she gets. And why is it all queer?

The ghost of Renée. I'm putting a pin in it. We are going to New Orleans for Helen. Okay. We'll do it. We Slendie? I think. I don't know what she gets. And Wise Old Queer, The Ghost of Renown. I'm putting a pin in it. We are going to New Orleans for Helen. Okay. We'll do it. We'll do it. Pinned. Pin drop.

Pin drop. Pin drop location. That's what you say. Whenever. Lift, pick up, New York. Lift, drop off, New Orleans. New Orleans. The Bayou.

The Bayou. The Corner Pockets. Alligator. Alligator Alley. Alligator Alley. Take me to Alligator Alley. 99 Alligator Alley. That's where you drop me off. Lang and Kingsley. Yes, I'll take a surge price. pocket alligator alligator alley alligator alligator alley 99 alligator alley that's why you dropped me off langan kingsley i'll take a search price um langan kingsley talks about how

she went on a tour of a plantation and the person kept saying the servants and langan kept being like you mean slaves like the whole tour are you talking about is an icon langan is an icon and you know how you're an icon like she she is the only person who is Langen. Well, Langen is our queen. I know we say that a lot, but Erin and I, that's our number one queen. That's fair to say, right? We were at. She's our number one queen.

That's like Suzie for us. I was going to say that Langen is our Suzie. She's our Suzie. Is it Home Taco in LA? What is it called? Home State. Home State, the taco place. We're sitting there meeting Langen there.

Langen comes up in head to toe. I'm talking floppy hat. I was to the neck all the way white truly flowing like she's like hey Diane Keaton danking on a safari what she looks like it was too good what did she say what she had she had all those hair clips pinned to her shirt She had hair clips all over She's like

in case I need to tie my hair I was like what is this look? I don't know It's great Everyone should try She is the one and only Lang She's the one and only Lang

She has to guard her very porcelain skin from the sun I see You know She writes for the Goldbergs now She's a Goldberg I love that

She's rich as hell Gonna buy me a boat She's rich as hell, gonna buy me a boat. She's rich as hell. Hey, if she ain't giving Kamala $50 and a $10 tip, then she can get gone. She gonna buy me a boat for me and my husband? My husband, he say. My husband, he say. You better use my Goldberg money and buy me a boat.

My husband, he say. My husband, he say. My husband, he go, I'm giving Hickenlooper money Hickenlooper Hicken My husband calls Hickenlooper Butterfly man That's what my husband does

Because Flap flap flap Flap flap flap What's the orientation Of Pink Panther Gay Gay Actually

And not a sexuality But metrosexual Oh Straight but dresses A little Yeah you're You're obsessed With making this question Different You are you're obsessed with making this question different.

You are. You're obsessed with not answering this question. I'm having a bad episode. That sucks of you to say it too. I'm having a bad episode. Wait, wait, wait. Not my fault. Wait, wait, wait.

Let's dive into this. Let's dive into this. Bowen, how do you think we can turn this around for you? Oh my God. What can we do to turn this around for you? I think it's already like, no, no, no. That's the inflection.

This is a reality show. The producers are like, we need the narrative. We know Bowen wins in the end. You know, like, so what, how do we turn it around?

We're like, Bowen, you know, World of Wonder's rooting for you. We really want you to do well. You know, should we all like, I'm not kidding,

tomorrow, start drag and try and all get on season 13. Oh yes. And I say, I'm not kidding. No, yes. And I say though. I'm not kidding. No no let's all start drag tomorrow. I'm not kidding. Okay I've got a bet. We all start drag tomorrow. The last

one of us to get on drag race bottoms for the others. In a gang bang on World of Wonder YouTube channel. The game does not end until three of us get on and one does not. And then that one has to spread their gaping hole. We spend thousands of dollars. And the other three will skip a stop on Work the World to come and fuck their little hole.

Honestly. I like it. You know we all win. You know we all win. I like it. I do think if we got on Drag Race, we'd be the top four. I'm not. Shut the fuck up.

Not one of us could do makeup. Not one real queen would stand a chance. Or so. We can't do none of the skills. Well, Bowen can lip sync. He's not the only one. He's not the only one.

All of a sudden, Bowen uploads a couple vids and all of a sudden he's the lip syncing queen. One word, sluck. One word, sluck. One word, Tina Burner. I want a Hedda Lettuce lip-syncing challenge. Oh my god. That's true.

On Fire Alive. I can't wait to see Hedda. Oh my god, Hedda Lettuce. Interesting. Interesting. You're so anti-Tim Dillon, but so pro-Hedda. They're saying a lot of the same shit What's Hedda's deal? Hedda's just an old school queen who's like

God it's Puerto Rican or rap Watch your waltz Watch your waltz But she's so fucking funny All she does for her show Oh wait I've seen Hedda Lettuce I think Hedda Lettuce called me a fag Yeah of course.

She's probably hit you too. She saw these red nails on me and they were chipped. She said, what are your nails painted? You've been fingering a clown. She's either a terrible drag queen or you've been fingering a clown. That's amazing.

Oh, these kids. Oh, these kids. Oh, you rotten kids. You rotten kids. We were these kids. Oh, you rotten kids. You rotten kids. You rotten. We were in Palm Springs, and we were... She should win Drag Race. Okay, brag.

The thing about Palm Springs is it's like a lot of like... Name names. Older gay men that go there. They're retired. Here they're named Stuart, Richard, Thimble. Thimble. Thimble. Donovan.

Donald. Ooh, Thimble is my dot. Anyway, so we're walking by This group of men To get to our table And this one gay man Looks at me up and down Turns to his friend rolls an eyes and says

Come on What do you think that was He likes your rockin body He's like come on this hottie Can I have more context for what you were wearing or what was going on in this moment? Matt wore a nice white printed shirt. It was very crisp. It's short sleeves.

He looked very sort of that aesthetic, Palm Springs. I was actually not sure I wore a butterscotch polo that was tucked into my denim shirt. Yes, I did. I remember what I wore. Maybe he works in Or maybe, okay, maybe

he works in the business. Publishing. Hollywood. And he was saying to his friends, come on, can't believe he's here and not working. Because this kid's so talented. And I'm a fan of the pod. That's what I wanted to get across was my talent. Come on. This talented kid here,

he's not in the studio, should be filming. That's what it was. That's what it was. He should be on set. That's what it was. That's what it was. Or maybe he's friends with your mom. Yeah.

That's what it was. Maybe he's friends with your mom and he knows you just came out six months ago and you're already in Palm Springs. He's like,

come on. That was quick. What is going on over here? The gas. That was that's what it was. The gas before that's what it was. The self-realization.

Look, this is the fact. Matt was a hit in Palm Springs with the, um, older set. Here we go. With the martini mic.

Yeah. And, you know, and we celebrate that and I walk into those spaces and I'm fucking in viz. And I,

and that's, and that was a sobering reminder and I was like, you know what? I still have a long way to go Before people see me and I better make a big splash Fuck those dumb New Orleans

I truly looked Perfectly average And I was eating a lot We were having a really good time I was putting food first Pool I saw a lot of pool We had a really good time. I actually, I'm sorry.

I'm going to say something controversial. You're going to say you like Popswings more than Fire Island? I prefer Popswings. You're so Long Island. Let's get into it. It's very Long Island. Get into it. Get into it.

Well, I'll tell you why. I prefer a pool culture to beach culture. Fire Island is a pool culture and a beach culture. Don't ever talk to me again. Oh, that's going to be weird for the rest of the podcast. It's going to be weird for the rest of the podcast. I don't know. I don't ever talk to me again oh that's gonna be weird for the rest of the podcast it's gonna be weird for the rest of the podcast I don't know I feel less infiltrated you have to admit

Fire Island is a pool culture though sure I have to admit it you have to what do you mean infiltrated I feel that Fire Island is like a culture that's like honestly it's like Stormtroopers. I don't know what that means.

You do know what it means. All white. You do know what it means. Oh, it's all white? Stormtroopers. That's what I said. Here's what I think it is. That laser gun?

Is that in Palm Springs? Legal now. Laser tag legal now. Palm Springs, you can just sequester yourself. You don't have to be seen. You go outside to get dinner, and that's the moment you're like, oh, yes, society, the rabble, the gentry. And then.

The proletariat. The proletariat. But in Fire Island, it's like everyone's just, you're always sort of seen. Are you also coming out as Palm Springs over Fire Island? I'm a Fire Island vegetarian. Well, here's the thing with Fire Island. Fire Island is like anyone can fucking come over and you can't tell them to leave. Whereas it's like Palm Springs, it's like you're in your house with your people.

And that's who I want to be with. Honestly, I don't want to fucking drop in. You're a capitalist. You want property rights. You want property. You want to respect the rights of property owners. Matt Rogers said property rights. I think Fire Island is like summer camp.

And that can be like with all the pros and cons. Yes, yes. Where you're like, this is exhausting. I don't. There are cons to Fire Island. I wouldn't be. I was going to say Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is

theoretically anyone could just walk into your house at night and kill you. Yeah. See, but I like that. But they can do that in any house. It won't happen. In Palm Springs, it's like, it's all very far and spread out.

It's a sprawl. It's more likely to happen in Palm house. It won't happen. In Palm Springs, it's like, it's all very far and spread out and it's a sprawl. It's more likely to happen in Palm Springs, I think. You think? Yes. When I was just in Palm Springs, I had to call the like Airbnb property manager and he's like,

because I couldn't get to the house, he's like, oh, sorry, we're changing the locks every day because there's been so many robberies in the neighborhood. Wow. I think Fire Island

is a place that it's like, you would, it's the reason the culture is so open and free is because like, you would never do anything there because then you're trapped on an island waiting for the next ferry.

Like you wouldn't get away with anything. Oh, sure, sure, sure. Whereas Palm Springs is like suburban. Getting a damn car. It's like, yeah, you can fucking drive and go anywhere. There you go. I think it's, shockingly, I think it's an interesting, you would think that I would be pro-Palm Springs

and Matt would be pro-Fire Island in some ways. Why would you think that? Long Island. Why would you think that? It's Long Island. But you're thinking just geographic distance and not culture.

Because I think Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long Island culture. And I see that Palm Springs is somewhat closer to a Long Island culture. Before I went to Fire Island, I thought,

I had the opinion that I think a lot of people have about it, that it would freak me out and that it would make me anxious. But I think it's very fun and lovely. It's very true. It's very true.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm white. I'm white. It's very true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm white. I'm white. It'll make you as anxious as you let it. Yes, choose your own adventure. And Mitch, you're getting anxious. No. I've been on Fireland

and never had sex with anybody on it and it didn't bother me. You don't have to have sex. You don't have to. Bitch, I bothered for you in the Ramble. I said I never had sex six with anybody you're not a person to me you're a whole boy you're a whole boy tell me again dog oh this is a this is a survey by a hunter harris okay um you're okay the prompt is you're. The options are a wizard Harry or Claire Foy in First Man.

A bunch of boys. I'm your a bunch of boys. I haven't seen Claire Foy do it. I haven't seen it either, but there's that clip from the trailer where she goes, you're a bunch of boys and just laying on that American accent. I guess I'm wizard Harry, but I wish I was a bunch of boys. So that's a goal I have for myself. You can be whatever you want to be.

No, but I know what I am now, and I'm just saying I'm setting a goal. You're a wizard Harry. I think you two a bunch of boys. So that's a goal I have for myself. You can be whatever you want to be. No, but I'm not. I know what I am now, and I'm just saying, I'm setting a goal. I think you two are your Wizard Harry, and we're your bunch of boys. As someone who doesn't like Fire Island, I am your bunch of boys. You would fully say you don't even like it?

No, this trip is going to change your mind, I bet. Because you haven't been in like a year, right? Yeah, no. This is going to be, you're going to, oh, to the beach. Can I tell you what it is? It's not even a culture thing. It is a I don't like

to be sandy. Well, girl, don't go to the damn beach. Hello. Why keep rubbing your hole? Can I speak? Can I speak? Or forever hold your peace. I'd rather the latter. I don't like when I get out of the bed and there I'd rather the latter. I don't like

when I get out of the bed and there's sand on the floor. Stop sleeping with scorpions, dear. Yeah, dear. Divorce your scorpion husband. Stop sleeping with scorpions, dear. Bring the handheld Dyson, darling. Yes, honey. Suck up the sand.

My scorpion husband, he say. He say. Bring the handheld Dyson. Move over, honey. Suck up the sand. My scorpion husband, he say, he say. Bring the handheld Dyson. He say, move over, bitch. Yes, honey. Cinderella, Cinderella. Bring the shark navigator. Whatever.

I can do and think whatever I want. Just bleep his name every time. Yes, yes, yes. It's funny. We're going to bleep his name. Who are we even talking about? You don't know. That would be very clear.

It shall not be named Yara Wizard Harry. I think I will do the bleeping. Is that okay, Emma? Yeah. Great. We got an affirmative from Emma. I think that makes it more interesting. I think it is exciting.

Oh my God. It's exciting. I think you should bleep out every proper noun in the whole episode. Can't wait for this to be hoisted onto my plate when I get tons of DMs. Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? I know everyone. Because they know loose lips. Check your privilege.

I've never once gotten a DM. What privilege? What privilege? What privilege? Is it true that people go in your DMs more? That's not true. No, I'm just saying I constantly whenever there's like...

I get DMs that are like, what were you guys talking about? What's this? What's this? That doesn't fall squarely on you. It does. No, I get those DMs all the time too. Here, here's the thing. If you want to find out who this person is, just DM me and I'll tell you. Oh, that's hot. Don't DM Matt. Don't talk to me. Don't DM Matt.

Never DM Matt again. But do come in person. But come support the dolls. But do come in person. Tip the girls the dolls. But do come up in person. We're very solo. Tip the girls. Tip the girls. Tip the girls. I think it's time.

Four? Four? I don't think so. Oh, the segment. The segment. The segment to end all segments. This is our segment that we do that is our one minute

to rant on something in culture that we do not like or find a distaste for or even hate. And looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is going to be. I'm trying to think of one. I've got one that's going to break the world.

Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Okay. I've got one. You want to go first? You go first. I can go first. Yeah, you go first. Here you go. This is going to be Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now.

I Don't Think So Honey electric fans, darling. You want to talk about recycled air? Bitch, you're perpetrator number one, honey. You're just taking air and making it move around

and oscillate in little waves. I see you. That is not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch. If you want to process air, you better make it come out colder, bitch. I need you to be blasting in my face in all my little holes. Cold, cold, cold, honey.

30 seconds. If it's a fan, it's just a lot of air. Break it down. Take your time, Tasia. Take your time, Tasia. Take your time, Tasia. Take your time, Tasia. Take your time, Tasia. And moreover, I don't see what the

purpose is. 15 seconds. Here we go. You know what? Ceiling fans are just good for, you know, for cats to just look at something or for children to be, you know, transfixed. It's a distraction. In this media landscape, we don't need distractions. We need to be talking about the thing itself.

And the thing itself is air conditioning. Thank you, Senator Yang now. Vice President Pence for your rebuttal. This faggot shouldn't be talking. Wow, that Pence is good. I do a really good Pence. Who's the little Southern even? Hello, Lorne.

Excuse me, Lorne. Are you listening? Hello, Lor lorn get me to montreal um this is matt rogers i don't think so my god it's happening wait wait wait wait wait but do you have it um i i had it for a second um oh yes yes yes okay this is matt rogers i don't think so time starts now i don't think so honey loranges okay this is what you get when it's in between a lemon and an orange it's a big lemon it's a small orange here's what i think oranges you can't put them in a fucking drink why because when you cut into it unfortunately it has the toughness of a lemon skin and the mass of an orange fruit so you you have a very large, hard

skin. So it's hard to get into. Often if you put your lorange peel in a goddamn cocktail, honey, you will find that it doesn't taste as good as it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange, bitch. There is a lorange tree in the backyard of Greta Teitelman

and those things actually look good, but the problem with that is Teitelman and those things actually look good. But the problem with that is they look good and then you go to taste them, honey, and they taste a mess. I don't think so, honey. Loranges, decide what you are. You can either be one or two things.

An orange or a lemon. There are only two of these things. That's the binary. Honey. And that's one minute binary queen, Matt Rogers. I didn't know about loranges. Loranges. Welcome to the stage Lauren Giz That's what I thought you meant at first

No you know Lauren Giz Are these real? That's not what they're called I believe there's so many damn hybrid fruits out there You can't keep track Look at me I'm a hybrid I'm half fag half horse Lauren

A cent whore Oh it says record producer Lauren I can't keep track. Look at me, I'm a hybrid. I'm half fag, half horse. Lauren. Look at me. A cent whore. That's a good pun. Oh, it says record producer Lauren. Yeah, because it's a person. Wait, do these not exist? Oh my God. Wait, what?

Wait, what? Orange fruit. Do you think they're just bad lemons or bad oranges? Maybe they're called orange-immons. Wait. Orange-immons. Orange-immons. Not oranges. Orange-immons.

If these don't exist, what's in Greta's backyard? No wonder it tastes bad. We don't know. Orange. It's like a large lemon that's like half an orange. You're probably eating damn rocks. You're probably eating damn rocks. Wait.

Are these not real? I had not heard of them, but there are a lot of weird hybrid fruits, especially in California. That crazy shit happens a lot. All right. So I don't think so many hybrid fruits then. You're confusing my ass. Loranges. Lorange.

Do they exist? Okay, slide into the DMs. Are Loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into the DMs. Who are we talking about? Just bleep Loranges every time he says Loranges. I'm telling you, I'm looking it up and all I'm getting is Lorange.

Okay, I think it's time. Wow. We can put a pin in that like New Orleans. We can put a pin in that, like New Orleans. We can put a pin in that. Drop pin. And I think, who wants to go first between Josh and Aaron? Here we go.

I can go. I think Aaron, go first. I'm going to be hard to follow. Okay. Hey, I reserve the right to walk out if I don't. Absolutely. You already have multiple times.

This is Aaron Jackson's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, have multiple times. This is Aaron Jackson's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Going to church on Sunday and Wednesday? No, no, no, no, honey. Pick a damn day. I had to go to church on

Sunday and Wednesday my whole damn life and I didn't want to go on Wednesday. I already got all the God I needed on Sunday. And some of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday night, and Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so.

You think, oh, I love my church community. I want to see them more. Well, honey, invite them over to the house for tea. Look at a damn picture of them. You'll see them in but six days. Not but six. 15 seconds. And then you gotta go look at them all on Wednesday.

No, honey. Wednesday's for being at home, eating spaghetti. I don't think so. This is terrible. Kill them all. That's one minute of fucking trash. Wait.

I'm actually glad. I have a question for you. I'm really glad you heard that. Many questions. Yeah. So were the Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely the same people? Is that why? Oh, yes. Yeah. So were the Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely the same people? Is that why? Oh, yes.

Yeah. I mean, it was more like we did choir and youth group on Wednesdays. Well, so there was different activities to do that night. But I don't do that on Sunday. We had youth group Sunday evening. So sometimes you do Sunday morning. Oh, no, we did do that. Youth group Sunday evening, and then you'd still come on Wednesday for like dinner and choir.

It was so fun. How long were the masses? Well, it wasn't like a mass. Six or seven days. It wasn't like a mass, but it was like a couple hours. Okay, service. Sorry, queen. No, no, no. We didn't all go into the big church. It was like we did things.

Stupid white. Dinner with these people. Whitey. Whitey. We would have youth groups on Friday night. Friday night? No. So then the whole weekend on Friday night. Friday night? No. So then the whole weekend becomes about God.

The whole damn weekend. And no, that's too much real estate. Then your Saturday, you're feeling bad for all the fucking you're doing. And then Sunday, you pray to God to forgive you. Oh, I don't. When is the last time anyone here went to church? Kill them all. Or service, whatever.

I went probably, sometimes when I'm visiting my family, I go to church. For Christmas. I only go when I'm working it. You know, I'm an interim youth pastor. So sometimes I plug in. Oh, okay. Oh, cool. I one time sang at that really pretty church on 6th Avenue down in the village.

Oh, I love that church. What was that spiritual song you guys sang last night? Which one? We did a medley. Lord, I lift your name on high. And then we did Open Your Eyes and Your Heart, Lord. And then we did Shout to the Lord. And my sister sang so high. Shout to the Lord.

I love Lord, I Lift Your Name on High. And then would you guys do the alphabet too? Well, we actually found someone in the audience. We wanted to get a sign language interpreter because that felt very youth group. So then we pimped just someone who knew the alphabet and got him to spell everything as it was happening. Now walk us through, because I need a refresher.

What are the steps? Okay, I'm Josh. This is Aaron. To show the way from the earth to the cross. My debt to pay from the cross to the grave, from the grave to the sky. Lord, I lift your name on high.

Josh is a harmony queen. Lower harmony. Lower fifth. It was not the right choice. Killed them all. Killed them all. You know, I'm glad to be going last. You know what the best church song is for me? Say it, bitch. Happy birthday, Jesus. Hosanna in the highest.

Blessed is he who comes from the name of the Lord. Hosanna in the highest. What's the Michael W. Smith song we love? Oh, God. Which one? Yeah, but the one we've sung before that's really iconic. It's like a full, like, 80s ballad. No, I'm just stretching.

Sorry. No, no, I thought you were like, time, bitch. There was a time, like, a couple months ago. No, I was stretching. Sorry. No, no, I thought you were like, time, bitch. There was a time, like, a couple months ago, I can't remember.

Yeah, no, also, there's another one. My mom just saw it at a concert the other day. And I will raise you up, and I will raise you up.

Again, the key choice. And I will raise you up on the last day. Ooh, that mix, honey, and that belt,

honey. This is just that, this is that classic sketch premise. Matt literally wrote a sketch like this in college for Hammer Cats. He was like, what's that song that goes, what's that song that's like, I'm getting a little tired of it, but promises, promises. And he just does the whole song. Looking for a reason. Rolling through the night to find my place in this world.

My place in this world. My place in this world. Okay, Roger Bartz. Okay, Roger Bartz. I think that charted on regular radio. My husband, he say Hercules. I'm glad to be going last because I picked another one and it does not fit the tone of the previous, so I just decided on a new one.

What was the previous? Can you tell us? The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism, but I'm tabling that. I have a better one now. This is draw stripes. I don't think so, honey. This time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Living with my dom's parents.

Every time my dom come and try to slam my little boy hole, in comes dom's mummy like, are we going to see grandpop and mum on Wednesday? And I'm like come now mummy, I'm getting me dripping hole jizzed in.

And here's the thing, I'm learning to drive. Here's the thing, I'm so close to getting me licence but I think his parents don't even want me to have it so I'll have to stay at the house And they be walking in on me vidges

Every time we film a hot sexy vidge They be walking in And here I am Handcuffed to the radiator Ready to have him come all over me hole And then they come in saying Are you staying for meat pie or not For dinner

And I say mummy And then me Dom gets flustered And he loses his little bony for meat pie or not for dinner and I say mommy mommy mommy and then my dog gets flustered and he loses his little pony and that's one minute has anyone ever

done one in character you know why this is the first like this is the first in character on the pod episode Max did do one

as Satan oh I remember that one Max if anyone is Satan I think maybe Max is Satan. If anyone is Satan, I think maybe Max is Satan. Yeah, Max is Satan, I think. Lorelai did one with Full Tech

where they just start, I don't think so, and then she screams and there's like a track that plays and then they scream. Oh, that's fun. The kids are getting creative. And this was a while ago too.

This was one of the early live ones. This is the first in character on the pod? Not since then. I think so. I think that Josh is an innovator. The most frequent guest and an innovator. Oh my God.

Joel Kim Booster is a steamed clam. Has Joel guest co-hosted? Joel has go guest hosted with me and with Bowen. And with me. At live shows. Oh, at live shows, but never on the pod. And he's been on the pod three times. The only pod episode guest hosts have been Michelle Collins and

Josh Sharp, I believe. Interesting. And Joel. Oh, no. Michelle and I are from a lot of the same parts. Oh, so Chris is also, I mean, Joel's also a four-timer then. Joel's been on the show many times. No, but he's a three-time guest and a guest host. Yes, I think he's Josh. So Josh is not

the first four-timer. Shout to the Lord! Let all the earth... You gotta hit that R. I mean, this has just been another historic episode. I did not know. It was gonna be a real Schrodinger's cat going in, opening the box and saying, is the cat dead or alive? And not knowing what the outcome would be.

And then, I knew the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage, Schro Dinger's cat. RuPaul would love that. She'd be like, I get it. Okay, Ms. Shro. Here's a good one. Welcome to the stage, Alma Mater. My sister had a good one. Okay, so she's Irish. Welcome to the stage,

Patty O'Lights. Patty O'Lights. Because they got it from Alexa. They were like, Alexa, can you turn on the Patty O'Lights? She was like, cannot find patio lights. Welcome to the stage, Alimony. Ala. And she's an Ala.

The famous first name, Ala. But she's a woman who died at the Alamo. Oh, twins. She's a ghost queen. She's a ghost queen. I love that. Shout to the light, baby, baby girl. When you are gone, you can always sing.

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