Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "DOD!" (w/ Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp) (RE-RELEASE)

Episode Date: May 26, 2021

This is a re-release of a CLASSIC Las Culturistas episode:This week Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp join Matt and Bowen to discuss the sexuality of "DOD," living in your doms parents house, and the eternally relevant and eternally gay debates: The Rosemont vs. Metropolitan and Fire Island vs. Palm Springs. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But in order to give you a little something something, you readers, we have a classic ep from the vault. This is Dodd with Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Listen, we hope you enjoy and think you will. Bye. Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there.

Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Can I tell you what this episode is going to be? Yes. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. Can I tell you what this episode is going to be?

Yes. Mad foppish. Mad foppish. I was actually thinking today. It's got the sway, the phase are here. The phase are in the building. And I was saying to myself, foppish could return to the cultural experience. I've been saying foppish for years.

You have. And I think maybe the first time I ever heard the word fop was coming from your mouth. Thank you. Can you define? Now, fop means, you know, a man. It's gendered. A man who, you know, wears really colorful things.

And actually... What does that say about him? Well, do you want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes. And this is truly... That's going to alienate you immediately. Dragon Quest VIII, they have descriptions for the monsters.

My eyeball fell out. Look. They have descriptions for the monsters and there's, there's a monster that's a fox with a fencing fox with a, with a culturista hat. Oh my God,

wait, I have to pull this. Bring it up. Bring it up now. This is the new mascot for Las Culturistas and they described in the game the fox

as being a foppish fox foppish fox look I'm telling no it's a fencing fox but look isn't that the

Culturista hat that is literally the Culturista hat it actually is and like the description everyone look this up Dragon Quest wiki look up the fencing fox

the fencing fox and the description is... Oh, but the description was, this foppish fox likes to jab a sword in your face. So they gave the animated fox a sexuality? A sexuality. Or just a sartorial edit. My husband calls Link Butterfly Man.

What does that mean? Whenever I'm playing the game, he goes, are you playing Butterfly Man? He goes, when I play the game, he goes, when I playing the game, he goes, Are you playing Butterfly Man? When I play the game, he goes, When I play the game, he goes, Are you playing Butterfly Man? My husband, he goes,

Are you playing Butterfly Man? Which one are you playing? Breath of the Wild? No, it's called Zelda. And this is man named Link. This is a straight man named Link. I will say this. I think it's absolutely revolutionary that we have the game of Zelda

and we have Link that's the protagonist of the game, but we call it The Legend of Zelda. I think that is actually a clear catch. I need them to make, the way they make a damn Luigi mansion, a Zelda game. Zelda is our star. Well, you can play Zelda in Super Smash Brothers. Right, but who's counting? I want a game. Zelda is our star. Well, you can play Zelda in Super Smash Brothers. Right.

But who's counting? I want a game. Me, I can count. 2, 4, 6, 9, 10. 2, 4, 6, 9, 10. I love the musical way you did that. But who the fuck are these people? These are truly two fops. Two fops. Oh, very foppish. Ready to put our swords in your

face like that fucking fox. Like that fox, bitch. Two of my favorite people in this god damn Milky Way if they were two of your favorite people why weren't you at their show last night

oh my god because my fucking parents were in town I don't care and so instead you drove them to theater district and didn't see the sheriff show

didn't see the sheriff show because of the blackout no no no iconic blackout no no no iconic darling honey we are blacked out tonight New York City is Because of the blackout. No, no, no. Iconic blackout. No, no, no. Iconic. Darling.

Honey, we are blacked out tonight. New York City's dark. Cher show will not go on. Now, I... Stephanie J can take a break tonight. Stephanie J Block is not in that. Oh, no, she is. Yes, she is.

Tony winning. Are you fucking kidding? Shauna is waitress. I thought Stephanie J Block... She's the star Cher. Yes. Right, right, right. Tony winning are you fucking kidding Shana is waitress I thought Stephanie J Blott she's no she's like the she's the star share yes right right right

they love to do now like jukebox musical with three three actresses yes that's like that was the Donna Summer thing too

I love that oh my god oh my god we have someone we have a guest who was returning she's returning to the studio

because she clearly forgot something you know what I was thinking? Yes. You know who sneakily, sneakily is a four-time guest of this podcast? Yeah, Josh. Josh is a host.

Has anyone else done four? Four? No. Pat and Joel have been on this. Would you count co-hosting as being a guest? Yeah. Okay.

You're heavily featured. Heavily featured. It's a heavy feature. I just don't want Josh to walk away with this title, with the superlative, with theative with the only reason i'm walking away is if you make any cuts yeah no cuts to this episode actually it's a rule i will actually fight for the rule of culture zero cut nothing no one joined you in there i didn't need anybody to he is in a mood right now i'm a co-host ramrod straight posture at the edge of his seat three

time guest one time co-host ready to pack it's true we didn't even introduce yeah we're not introduced these are my two favorite people i was not at their show sadly because my parents were in town and they would not have enjoyed it because they are um you know i think it's problematic that you say that they're your two favorite people i'm right here i mean i said that was too much that was over correct oh my god stop it you're actually being over correct It's not that you say they're your two favorite people. I'm right here. I mean, I said they're two of my favorite people. That was overcorrective. Oh my God, stop it. You're actually being overcorrective.

Okay, so these are my two favorite people on the Milky Way in this very room, actually. Please welcome into your ears Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Hi. Hi. Can I ask you guys a question? Actually, it's really important.

Kirby's pants. Yes. Kirby's pants. You. Kirby's pants. Like you said what animated characters and then did all video games. Video games. Which are animated.

Yeah. So what's the point here? I just thought maybe I thought Yogi Bear or something. You know that's where my mind is. Go ahead. What's Yogi Bear's sexuality?

Yogi is straight as an arrow. Or New Beyonce. New Beyonce. New Beyonce Lion Queen. No that's live action. Don't. No honey. That's live action. Honey. Don No, honey. That's live action.

Honey. Don't you dare. Conflate. Oh, honey, I'll do anything for you. What were you going to say? I don't know. I was going to be asked. You were going to be asked a question by me,

and then you were going to say something, I hope, in return. So we, of course, say Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson, and we are commonly billed as Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. How does it feel for the people that come second? I think we often say Aaron. I think we say Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp but then when you do just first names we do Josh and Aaron.

I think that's what happens for us often. What is that? Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Is that just like a way it hits your ear? Josh and Aaron does have a better sort of To me you're Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Aaron Jackson. Because Aaron Jackson is a little bit longer.

Yeah, maybe it's the same as... Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp. Now, for us, it's always Matt first, I believe. Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Yes, Matt and Bowen. Matt and Bowen. Bowen and Yang.

It's never Bowen and Matt. Bowen and Yang. Bowen and Matt feels odd to me because Bowen and Matt... It's a syllabic thing. Yeah, I think two longer syllables sounds better at thing. I think, yeah, I think two syllables, longer syllables sounds better at the end. Yes, yes,

yes. Okay. Who knew this was going to be an English class? English lesson. Did the boys go out after the show last night? We went to a bar called Metropolitan. We went to this Metropolitan. We had a backyard moment.

Interesting. And then they closed it up at midnight. Yeah, and actually at one. At one now. In my head it was midnight, but it was one. On the weekend, maybe they give. In my head it was midnight, but it was one. On the weekend, maybe they give you a one.

I think on the weekend it's one. And so by the time it closed, I think all of us went, you know, we've had our moment. We went home. It's actually rather nice. Well, you know how it gets. You know how it gets. It gets very. My husband, he say.

When they load you in and you're all in that little shoebox, it feels very like. Yeah. It's scary. On your way to the. On your way to hell. To the hell. To the slaughterhouse. Piggies to slaughter. Gay little piggies to slaughter.

It does get hot and tight in that little bar. And then, you know, people like us clear out and if you wait until like 1.30, it's fine. But that's a tough 30. That's a tough 30. That's the moment when you go to Rosemont when they kick you aside it's also fucking hot and tight in there

but the mood is a little different and you sort of invite it because the children are there and they're drunk as hell and you're like well it has to be like this I hadn't been to Rosemont for a long time and everyone's like it has a really fun dance floor and then when I finally went I was like this is a single tile this is not a dance floor sure

maybe the music is fun yeah i like rosemont i just i'll go so far to say i love it but i wouldn't people were like podcast exclusive it's got a great dance floor i was imagining not like a three dollar bill but like right like a barracuda has like a studio 54 where it lights up yeah it feels like your friend having your friend your friend who really didn't have a lot of money. This is where they had their sweet 16. That's Rosemont. I can't relate because all my friends were so

wealthy. You of course had friends in high school who all their sweet 16s took place in castles. In castles and boats. And this was landlocked Colorado. We still were on boats. Do you guys all love Sweet 16 culture? No.

I wasn't ever part of it. It wasn't my journey. That's very Long Island to me. That's not very Littleton, Colorado. You guys don't know Sweet 16 culture? No. Do you know debutante ball culture? That's Southern.

I was gone for that. Colorado birthday culture is sort of like it's just chill. Let's smoke a joint on a rock. And go to laser tag. Well, it's legal there, clown. Yeah, laser tag

is legal in Colorado, honey. Laser tag outlawed in many states. Laser tag is still illegal in many states. Laser tag still illegal in 23 states. But non-Colorado, you jester. Grab a fake gun. You jingling jester. I've been talking about this a lot,

but I saw a headline that was like North Dakota legalizes mushrooms. No one cares. Is that true? Or is it an onion no one it was like elevator elevator news you know where you get your news oh yes so you were what you're saying is you were in the uc you were getting ready to go up to the ucb i guess it was that but i have there's i have a few elevators that i have news okay no but we caught you privilege what we caught you

what privilege what privilege that is the best quote yeah what privilege well honestly like but we caught you. Privilege? What privilege? We caught you, bitch. What privilege? What privilege? What privilege? That is the best quote. Yeah. What privilege? Well, honestly, that's actually quite privilege of you to be riding in elevators

that are nice enough to give you the news. Yeah. Oh, totally. In the age, I will say this, in the age of Lyft, I have missed

getting in the back of a taxi and taxi TV. I hate taxi TV. I got off right when I walk in. Immediately. Make me car sick. Taxi TV. Taxi TV, yeah. I hate taxi TV. I go off. Off. Right when I walk in. Immediately. Make me car sick.

Make me car sick. My husband, he say, make me car sick. Now, I think this generation is clinging a little too much on Metropolitan. And I don't. You think it's done. You think it's canceled. I think it's done. It's not my first choice anymore. I like. You like Rosemont more? I'm like, let's go to Rosemont. There's the think it's done. You think it's canceled. I don't think it's done. It's not my first choice anymore.

I like... You like Rosemont more? I'm like, let's go to Rosemont. The backyard there is big. See, to me, it's not a choice between either. The perfect evening is a backyard moment in Metro

and then Rosemont, is what I'm saying. To me, the perfect evening... is decidedly better than Rosemont. And when you go to Rosemont, you have a drop-off of people who are like,

I'm going to go home. I'm not going to go to the second location with you. We eat from the chaff, bench. who are like, I'm going to go home. I'm not going to go to the second location. Weep for the chaff, bitch. I'm going to say something crazy. I'm going to say something fucking crazy. Macri Park trumps them all. I do like Macri.

It is tiny. I'm going to say something crazy. R-I-P-T-N-T. I miss her. I have no TNT culture. I miss Miss TNT. I only came out like six months ago. I only came out of the closet as gay about six months ago.

Before that, you were a straight link. It was really actually really hard for me until six months ago when I came out of the closet. I love my life. I identify as a gay man and I'm here. You came to my door, knock, knock, knock, January, so cold, the snow blowing in.

Oh, I'm gay. And you were the first person I told. Wow. I said, get in here, honey. I'll make you Coco, faggot. Yeah, and it was the first time I had been called a faggot and it really hurt.

I'm sure. And it really hurt. It actually really hurt. And then we were fighting. Yeah. We were fighting. I want to say about Rosemont, I live uptown

and for me sometimes that's very far of course i'm like we're going all the way to rosemont yeah now where is metro worth the commute to you it's closer it is like five stops closer to me yeah so it is like and i do think metro has the best backyard in the biz no i disagree but it is just a block it cement. It's a concrete lot. It's great. There's little chairs. There's chairs. Bowen, you as a design fag should be the first to come forward and say,

they've got fake flowers at Metro hanging over you like you're a tista girl. You're in a gazebo. You're in the grotto at Metro. Like we're in the goddamn area under the sea adventure. We are under the sea adventure. Wait, I have something important to throw at you. Me? You as a design queen. I have these documents.

I have documents. The child is mine. You as a design queen who should know better thinks that Metropolitan uses its space the most wisely as it could. Wait, you mean Rosemont? No. I know exactly what I said.

Here's the thing with Rosemont. It's zoned so, so intelligently. Hear me out. Let me say this. I don't understand why you're joining his side. You said Metropolitan was it. No, he said the opposite.

These old queers over here are arguing for Metro. I'm saying Rosemont. This. These old queers over here are arguing for Metro. I'm saying Rosemont. This is the 30s, 20s divide right here. This is the 30s, 20s divide. Whether you rep Metro or Rosemont. Yeah, you guys are in your 30s. And loving it. I'm in my mid-30s even.

Would you identify as being 34? I am, yeah. And so you identify? Yeah. Okay. That's clear. There's some dissonance between how he identifies and what he is. No, no, no. I'm proud. I'm proud to be

dead. Oh, God. There's just, there are a couple gays out there. Name. Who? No. There are a couple gays out there who will be like, do not name them. We're not cutting anything out of this. We can bleep

anything we want. We can bleep the whole thing. I was getting drinks with this guy, and he goes, and I'm over here with my fucking withered, wizened, 28-year-old ass self. That's wild.

And he goes, yeah, I'm turning 25 soon, and then that'll be my, I'll plan my funeral after that. It's so funny to think that you have anything to say at 25. Yeah. Thank you, because I was like, well, that it's so funny to think um that you have anything to say at 25 yeah thank you because because i was like well um my life just got exponentially better at 28 every single year

my life has gotten better that's the thing about i mean at some point in my turn but every year i'm just like more definitely turn bitch and i'll be the reason oh i know i put the knife through the heart oh i know why you think i keep your ass uptown? I can't have you too close, honey. When I have you too close. When I lance your vitals. I sleep, yes, honey. I know you're coming. I sleep with all three eyes open. Oh, three of my

eyes. My third eye. Oh, when I lance your vitals. The chakra is watching you. The chakra is watching. No, I just hate this culture of, you know. I agree. I'm so bad. No, I just hate this culture of, you know, it's so bad. What do you consider truly not just gay? Like, what do you,

when do you, when are you old? Like, when is it like you're a fish? And I know like, but like 90 is old. 90 is old. What?

Like 75 is like, you're old. I don't think I'm old when I hit 70. Here's the thing. 70 is old. Yeah. You're,

you're, you're, you are at the end of the day and I'm old when I hit 70. Here's the thing. 70's old. You're at the end of the day. And I'm at the day-old-ah. Speaking to the cis gay men out there who are like, I'm going to hit 30 and my life's going to be over. You have the capacity to be so fucking hot well into your fucking 60s.

Wait, have you guys seen what I posted today? My face app, Old Face? Bitch, I look like a hot bitch. Bitch, I look like a hot bitch. Bitch, I look like a hot bitch. Honey, if this is going to be me, I can't wait to get old. Look at this. I'm like Ian McKellen herself. Daddy.

Zadgy. Look at me. Look at her. Yeah. And I will still be wearing that light blue tank top. You can see that guy on Grindr and saying, hey, want to be my son? And I'd be like, sure, pops. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd be like this, oh, dad. Oh, dad. I would message him and say, can I be your great grandson? Yeah. And he'd be like. Tell me about the Civil War. Yeah.

A fun twist is to be a really old man, but then bring your young trick over and then keep calling him daddy. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah i can't wait to do that i have that will be me i've had boys want to like do daddy stuff to me and it is hard to i'm like you i'm four years older than you like i've had people like 27 and it's just sort of like i've called people daddy that are like my exact age i know it's just funny it makes me laugh i completely agree but you have to laugh yeah you have to laugh i think you have to laugh. I completely agree, but you have to laugh. You have to laugh. You have to throw back your neck and tackle.

Yeah, you have to throw back your neck and tackle. I actually think daddy is out and dad is in. Like with a long A and a hard D. Dad. Dad. Dad. Oh, come on.

Dad. Dad. I'm begging you. Let me suck your cock. Dad. Dad. D-O-D. I guess what I'm looking for tonight. That's what I'm looking you let me suck your cock Dodd Dodd D-O-D I guess what I'm looking for tonight

I guess what I'm looking for tonight is a Dodd Can I ask is there a is there a T before the D the second T Dodd Dodd

Is it D-A-D-D No I'm sorry I'm sorry you're trying to make it more fun for you but it's just D-O-D It's just D-O-D It's not fun for me

You're trying to make it more fun for you Well Bitch Sorry that my reality isn't fun enough for you George Sorry if there's not a for me. You're trying to make it more fun for you. Well, bitch. Sorry that my reality isn't fun enough for you, George. Sorry, if there's not a T, I'm bored. Stupid. I am fucking bored of that.

Choke me, Dot. Choke me, Dot. Choke me, Dot. Come on, Dot. Choke me. Fuck me, Dad. Fuck me, Dad. What is that from?

Fuck me, Dad. Fuck me, Dad. You know where that's from. You've seen that one porn. You know where this is from. There's one porn where there's this young guy. He's like, fuck me, dad. You know where that's from. You've seen that one porn. You know where this is from. There's one porn where there's this young guy. He's like, fuck me, dad, dad, dad. Oh, the little blonde?

Yeah, the little blonde. Lisa, I want some more, dad. Everybody knows. They're popular. You know the one I'm talking about. It's like, yes. Wait, I don't know this one. I mean, you're literally verbatim reciting it.

It's amateur, and it's this couple, and there's like a dom and then like the little blonde sub and he's oh and they put on Xtube or whatever or Pornhub or whatever

yeah yeah yeah he's talking about his bussy a lot which I'm sorry but I reject bussy and the dad is all tatted up right

yeah yeah I really reject bussy something that is fun I have learned from a friend is that they're both dead actually

they're living in the dom's parents house while the like from a friend is that they're both dead. They're living in, they're living in the Dom's parents house while the like Dom or sub, I can't remember which one learns to drive. How did your, your, my contact. Yeah.

How did they know this? I love this. Who are your sources? Put a lot on Twitter. Honestly, while one of them learns to drive, which is very like European. Like you don't need to learn to drive.

They're going to get their own place. And one of them's in like med school or something. And the other one's learning to drive. The second, the second they learned how to drive the car, they're making a run for it. Yeah. They're driving away from this life from this Pornhub lifestyle.

Oh my God. This Pornhub title of app. This Pornhub lifestyle. Oh my God. This Pornhub, title of app. This Pornhub lifestyle. I am, parentheses, dot. I am so curious to see like, how this all transposes like 30 years from now.

Like, like what culturally we like bring with us as we like age into our like, our like twilight years. You're talking porn or just all of that? No, just like this, all of this, like Instagram culture bullshit.

Like, yeah, that will die. Yeah. Well, yeah, but it's like what does that look like for us like for like i'm just talking about our yeah age cohort yeah i'm so

agnostic about the future we can never know it's gonna be fun when instagram's facebook and it's just like all of us old dudes there and everybody else is like no i'm quoting aaron jackson already to people i'm like aaron jackson says instagram is designed for suburban mothers not that it's like anything against not a read but suburban mothers not that it's like anything against not a read but to show your kids it's boring and to like look at who's

married yeah it's bad and for moms to show their tits on close friends to each other moms are on the close friends game I mean they could be if they wanted I think

close no this is I think Joel Kim booster has pointed this out close friends for heteros is totally different than close friends for gays. I don't know where the line where a close friends ends and a finsta begins sometimes.

It's crazy. Sometimes I'll double post. Oh, I've seen. I'll do close friends and then I'll just, I'm like, well, I'll save this and put it on the finsta. I don't follow everyone's finstas because sometimes it's like, this is gay. It gets dark.

Only two of us at this table have a finsta. Yeah, I joined finsta culture somewhat recently. Yes. And I'm a very casual user. No, that's fine. I don't judge it. I just like, again, I can't go deeper in. I don't feel judged.

I just want to say. The whole. I just want to tell you I did not feel judged. I feel a little judged. I love it. I follow Finstas. And I am judging. Why?

Why won't you get a Finsta, I wonder? Because I put it all out there on my regular Instagram no you don't yes I do you can show more on the Finsta you can show your dirty hole yeah on Finsta

I don't need anyone to see my dirty hole okay so then you don't put it all out there then you don't put it all out there keep your words bitch first of all I have only been out

for six months six months and you have to let me become who I'm gonna become and you're telling me your hole is clean all the time then I have yet it's never dirty he's on clean all the time then? It's never dirty?

He's on fiber pills. I don't know. I've not seen it yet. I haven't ripped out my little hand mirror. You haven't got the mirror. My hand mirror. But let's real talk. Okay, finally.

It starts now. I tried doing a selfie where the phone is on the floor and I squat down. You did not do the hole. It looks pretty good. What was the intention? Just to floor and I squat down. You did not do the whole. It looks pretty good. What was the intention? Just to send it to a man. For a specific audience. That's what I wanted.

For a specific audience. You were just taking it to be like, just to add to the portfolio. It was a whole pic. Send me a whole pic. I was like, I like you enough. You said, okay, dot. I'll squat down.

There's no T. Don't take out the T. I haven't sent whole pics. That's what I draw the line. I have. I have. I've sent it all. I've sent hole picks. That's what I draw the line. I have. I have. I've sent it all. A scent.

I mean, I've sent it. I'm comfortable saying I've sent it all except a hole pick. Sometimes the hole is not, it's like people don't want it. They want the ass and they're like, I don't need your fucking hole. But some people are like, baby, baby, let me see the hole. Let me see that balloon knot. Oh, golly. You haven't heard of balloon knot?

Oh, golly. Balloon knot's a new one balloon knot am I the prude of this crew I was gonna say it's so interesting that Matt is the most

prudish one out of the four of us yeah but you don't know what I do when the lights get turned out you don't know exactly when the Cher show is cancelled

you don't know when the Cher show is cancelled when the transformer is blown when lights are off between 34th and 59th Rogers cock go

boom boom boom, boom. All I'm saying is I received lots of correspondence when these men who were going to go see the Cher show had to make other plans. And they came to a hard door. Yes. You can only watch them sing Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves on the sidewalk for so long.

Someone told me recently they gave or received a handjob at the urinal at a Broadway theater and I was like, that's intense. He's like, these Broadway gays are horny. I think just gays in general are a disaster. Gays in general are a disaster. It's not like this show.

It's actually real culture number 91. Gays in general are disasters. Do you know which show? I hope Come From Away. I hope What the Constitution Means I love Come From Away. I hope what the Constitution means to me. I've never seen it.

What the Constitution means to me. The gays at What the Constitution means to me are out of control. Horny. There's not even an intermission. They found a way. Well, that's why

when they have to go pee, they're like, sorry, no coming back in. There's no intermission. They're like, well, I know what to do, honey.

I know there's a debate at the end with a child. Yeah. I love that show. I haven't seen it. I just saw it and it was, I mostly liked it. Uh-oh. Oh. Take it up with a child. Yeah. I love that show. I haven't seen it. I just saw it and it was, I mostly liked it.

Uh-oh. Oh. Take it up with Heidi Schreck herself. I will. Is she going to poke her head in later because she forgot a water bottle? Ooh. I'll have words with Ms. Schreck.

No, I thought it was great. What's the best Broadway show? Ever? Ever or currently running? You heard me. You heard. What, was the question unclear? I missed the Broadway.

Oh my God. Broadway and. Broadway and. What a moment in time. Can was the question? Unclear. What's the, I missed the Broadway. Oh my God. Broadway. And a moment in time. Can I tell you, go watch Broadway. I don't think, I don't think you know about Broadway. And it's so good.

You fucking, you fucking new fags. Something else. The new fags might not know that I listened to today as a throwback Sunday. Uh huh. Episode fucking three lost cult the og the four of us yeah i listened to some and that was you know what also you fucking new faggots don't know about is bear people wow that was the first that was the

first shake a stupid faggot yeah yeah i have a large or how do you say that I have a large oeuvre. How do you say that? I have a large oeuvre that none of you know about. That got people past that around. People were singing that all over the place. Children, old people. Now, you know what? This is how you know that these two knew us when.

Say it, bitch. These two have really been the ones to blossom. All the queers out there doing comedy now better suck these two's penises. And they're out there offering it. They already suckled our teats when they were but young. I was suckling Josh and Aaron's teats. Actually, can I say, last night at a gay show for all people

long running show now happens about two times a year yeah that is correct at our current pace at the bell house you guys do it

every now and then keep your eye open for that but they opened the show with Never Really Over I saw that on the show and I was thinking to myself wow

they got there they did it how did it sound it sounded good It sounded good. It sounded really good from the story. I would say it was really kind of emotional for me to see you guys just drop in and deliver the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans.

Yes, you did get on the backs of two straight men and ride them around. And we had 20-foot-long trains. And Josh and I are both over six feet tall, and these straight men were taller than us. So we were very tall. And I was attempting to whip my train around to knock over people's drinks was my goal.

But you're right, no shenanigans. They were 13-year-old faggots singing. 13-year-old. They were 13 feet tall faggots. And they were singing Never Really Over in beautiful harmony. And actually, I have to say, that's a great song. It is.

We like that one. And Bowen's on record as quote not getting it. I don't have to like that's a great song that is we like that one we like bowen's on record you don't have to like it you don't have to like no he does well it is fun to make fun of because it is like the baba o'reilly teenage waistline it's like it is very that it's fully stolen it's not even three notes it's like two two. What isn't? Yeah. They add the passing note going back up. That's the change. Rather than just go, bum, bum, bum. It goes, bum, bum.

And Katie, love her. Katie, if you're listening, love you. She can't really sing. I think she can. I'm actually on record for saying that Katie Perry can sing. I find her voice to be evocative. It's been a long time and she hasn't proved it once. I disagree with this. And wait, I'm actually going to stop having fun for't proved it once. I disagree with this.

And wait, I'm actually going to stop having fun for a second to say that I disagree. Okay. I'm actually going to stop having fun. No, I'm actually going to stop having fun for a second. Who do you think, can I ask you, who do you think is a famous pop star that can't sing? That cannot sing? Cannot. Would you think Britney can sing?

No, absolutely not. Okay, good. I would say Britney can't sing. I would say Selena can't sing. I would say... Selena Gomez cannot sing. I would say Jennifer Lopez is able to sing, but doesn't have a good voice. Yeah. And I would say...

Madonna? Madonna cannot sing. I think Madonna's... I've got it. She's got it. She's got it. I've got it. That kid, she's got it.

I'm going to say Madonna has been able to sing in the past when she lets herself work on it. That's a pull quote for the album. The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple. Look who it is. Joined by elite new friends. Rebecca Minkoff. Have you ever heard of her? But things could change

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New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.

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available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13

to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer. And the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer.

I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Do you know what actually is a song of culture? you won't want to miss this one. I think that's even higher than the original key. This key. This key. I walk out to any room, the first thing I say, the door knocks down. It doesn't just open, it knocks down in front of me.

I say, this key. Now, Katie is really, Katie gave us Marianne Williamson mainstream before Marianne Williamson. Okay. Did you see her tweet about it? What? She said, not gonna lie, but I sound like Marianne Williamson when I've had a couple glasses of red. Red.

She says, when I have a couple white joe biden yeah which is you hear me like these super predators need to go to prison yes super predators and thank you for speaking political truth on the pod thank you finally let's talk politics yeah let's talk politics already you've been waiting for us bags to start talking about politics. Let's talk politics. To freaks. Now, go around and say who you're supporting. Okay, Coldplay for me.

When I first heard Parachutes, oh, I knew culture was for me. Yeah. And my favorite song of the debates was Fix You.

I'm supporting Elizabeth Warren at the present. I'm supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Bitch, I donated $50 to Elizabeth Warren and after the call to action, after I clicked, they said, would you like to leave a tip, which is LOL

to whom? To ActBlue. To keep the lights on at ActBlue. I think it goes directly to the campaign. I said yes, I'll do 20% so I ended up doing 60. $60. Thank you.

I'm rich. I've spent hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris. Hundreds. How many hundreds? Say it. I'm not going to say how much I've sent Kamala

over Warren right now. No, I'm not Kamala over Warren. You just like them both. I happen to have sent more money to Kamala. Would you love a joint ticket? I actually would. I actually would. And they've famously taken a selfie together. Who is which? Who is more. Would you love a joint ticket? I actually would. I actually would.

And they've taken a selfie. Who is which? Who is which on your ticket? I is insane for me to say I don't care, but I would rather see Kamala debate Trump. But I'm sorry. I do think I've said this a thousand times. It would be fun if somebody young debated Trump.

It doesn't matter who just because you could truly roll your eyes and be like, oh, grandpa. Can I say? Oh, sure. Can I throw this out there, though? I'm counting Kamala as young. I count them all as young. If they're not 70, they're not old. Famously, it's I'm not going to say it. Kamala just turned

25. Time to sign her up for a funeral. She's a funeral bitch. She's a funeral. Wait, I think someone got into my DMs and was like, hey, are you guys supporting Buttigieg? You guys? Me and you? my DMs and was like, hey, are you guys supporting Buttigieg? Talking about us. You guys, me and you. Yeah, and I was like, we support him, but not with our money.

And that's what I said. I was like, I'm supporting two candidates with my money right now, and he is not one of them. For the narrative. But I do like Pete Buttigieg. But I think not my number one. I guess I've supported four candidates with my money. Name them.

Can I guess? Bernie, Elizabeth. Two for two so far. Now it's hard. We're talking about a real democratic socialist here in Josh Hart. Yeah, I'm trying to think of who's the farthest left. Well, there's one you're missing and the other is not because there is far left. I bet you're a Tulsi fag.

Bernie, Warren. Tulsi casting. I gave money to. Bernie, Warren. I can you're a Tulsi fag. Bernie Warren. Tulsi casting. I give money to. Bernie Warren, I can't. This game's boring. Who? Julian Castro.

Oh, right, right, right. Julian Castro, you stupid white fuck. And then I did give Kamala some money. Yeah. As well. Very little. I actually bought the Kamala Harris t-shirt

that says, and that little girl was me. The Kimmy Schmidt. I don't actually love Kamala, but I will get behind her if she becomes the option. I will say this. I think it would be very

very cathartic to watch Buttigieg VP debate Mike Pence. That would be gorgeous. That's good TV. And really what's most important for me, and you know who's

literally esteemed clam right now listening to this is Jill Kim Booster. Esteemed clam. and really what's most important what's most important for me and you know who's literally a steamed clam right now listening to this is jill can booster he doesn't he's not on board the he's a steam clam the second he hears these four voices honey fuck every last one of the pods talk about

talk about sending whole pics talk about whole pics don't even have that k-hole pics oh brother brother picks talk about don't even have that k-hole picks oh brother oh brother i just i think i think it would be i think the best

debates would be come olivia trump and now i have an idea. Okay. Say it. Name, name. Is this a game? This is not a game,

but I floated this idea by all three of you. My jewel. I love your jewel. Not the J-U-U-L. My gemstone encrusted in a ring. Darling, I love...

Say your idea, bitch. I want to start a live panel show in New York City, darling, with all the queers. City! But Josh very smartly was like, because I pitched this idea to Josh and Aaron one time. On top of the Standard Hotel. At Le Bain.

Honey, Suzanne Barsh said, what are y'all talking about? We said a panel show, honey. And then she fell over. She fell over. We did a hot tub. Into the hot tub. Iconic. With those stunning women the hot tub. Iconic. With those stunning women.

She drowned. Iconic that AOC was at a Suzanne Barch party. Which one was she at? She was at some Suzanne Barch party and it was like, they took a selfie together and I was like, this is incredible.

Could you imagine a fucking politician at a Suzanne Barch party? Well, she used to be a waitress. Slinging drinks behind the bar. Excuse me, bartender. There's a huge difference between being a waitress and a a bartender i can't imagine

imagine pete put a judge at a at a no way i just want to quickly say that boot edge edge thing that is going around and everyone has the shirt that is a peter kelly joke what do you mean peter kelly did that he put it on a bottle of poppers and was like, he's pandering. You know the campaign did that. The campaign did that and then Peter put, No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, before. He did it. No, no, no. You're wrong. Look up the receipts.

Peter's joke was to put what the campaign did on Popper's documents. I have these documents that prove. No, I'm sorry, you're wrong. No, you're wrong.

I have the receipts. These documents is, the new I have the receipts. Yeah, these documents claim. These documents. These documents claim These documents claim otherwise. Oh, I've got a notary on a leash, honey.

I contain my bag contains notarized documents that say and claim otherwise. My sub will notarize anything for sure. You know that line in Hamlet, get thee to a notary? Sure. Get thee to a notary. Oh! And that was Peter Kelly wrote thee to a notary. Oh! And that was, Peter Kelly wrote that first, not Shakespeare.

Wait, what was he going to say? Oh, the panel show. The panel show. On top of the standard. And you were about to say some great idea I had. Well, you were like, it has to be a, it can't be like a plain panel show with no extra layer on top. It has to be a take on a panel show. Yes, yes, yes.

That's what I think. But I think it should be a panel show about current events and ooh, baby, we get into it. Are we going to need to bring a Republican in? Absolutely. Oh, that's fine. Who could we have? Oh, no.

John is not invited and do not check that out because he sucks. Wild. I actually don't. I'm not on Twitter so I don't always know who's...

Oh, truly like... I'm unclear about John at all. What is his deal? Is he a gay republican he's a gay republican really a republican though well like that's exhausting but during the whole skank fest fiasco he was like and you people who then you're fucking so i didn't it's true it was unintelligible i read his tweets i was like okay this doesn't even this is not registered registering

to me as like i want though i like twitter better than instagram generally but the one thing I do like about Instagram is like when the skank fest thing happens like you can't really like put your take or your thoughts you can when it's like oh this tragedy happens and people post a picture but like sure Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs to get cancelled it's very hard for me to be

tolerant of Republicans is that insane for me to say like it's just like and you know when you know like this whole thing of like back in the day when we used to have a civil conversation you know that's because we were too afraid to say anything right you know that we were able to quote have a civil conversation because literally society was on your side because this is a time when gay people had no voice and people of color had no voice that's why you were able to have a quote-unquote civil conversation that's what you miss is us not saying anything okay rogers in the vp

debate now i think rogers rogers vp v i'm just saying i'm just saying does is that incorrect um well they tied it to like identity politics to like republic like republicans are believe this and like what's changed in like the 70s. Republics are getting tied to religion. So it becomes a lot harder to have a conversation. Pre-Stonewall, it was the homophile organizations where some of them,

like Mannequin Society, Mannequin Society was like, we should be respectable. We should wear, don't hold hands. Don't hold hands. We should be white. Yeah, no.

It was like we gotta bring like these people these like these people in psychiatry on our side which on the like was sort of it does make a point

it makes a point you're also like you shouldn't have to exactly but then like other activist groups were like no that's stupid we have to like make noise

and be right and be messy I guess I'm not even talking about gay Republicans like whatever that is. Like, I hope you're getting what you are searching for there. I guess it's just like this thing of like,

like I do watch The View each day and Meghan McCain is constantly on her shit about how like, you know, traditional Republicanism, quote unquote, is dying. And it's like, well, it's dying because everyone figured out like you didn't speak for anyone but yourself like it's and that's i think why it's dead like they say like you know no one wants they someone asked her like would you ever run

for office and follow in your father's footsteps and she was like well my type of republicanism isn't popular and like she kind of went on about that and and i was like yeah i mean do you think that maybe this isn't popular it's because the people that you've been taking advantage of for this long have now figured out that that's the case like paul ryan coming out the other day and saying like oh yeah trump's an idiot we knew all along it's like okay so literally you were putting politics before anything else and like putting us in danger with an idiot at at the head of the country because why it furthered your political agenda that to me is like he was a fucking vile before any of that true but it's just like full and ran

eat the poor right nazi he's just as bad so it's like and then i guess that's my thing is that's like ability politics of what's bad about them where it's like oh you just like say things in a certain way that it doesn't sound as bad it's easier to be like trump's a fucking idiot's popping off all this idiocy where it's like right he's like learned it enough that we're like it's civil and it's like no he's been a fucking full slime since day one but how can you wonder why that's disappearing now do you hear yourself talk like it's just mind-boggling yeah yeah and that we did get into politics we got into politics and we stopped having fun. No, I actually was still having fun the whole time. It's really fun for me to be politically engaged.

And that's why I'm running. I'm the 400th Democrat to announce. There was a minute in my head where I thought about running for Congress on Long Island. When? What minute? These midterms. Before you came out of the closet in January? These midterms. Right before I came out of the closet. These midterms. Before you came out of the closet in January? These midterms. Right before I came out of the closet.

These young midterms. AOC inspired? AOC inspired me to run. I was like, should I come out for Congress? Would you run for office? We need more stars to run. Stars! We need more stars to run.

Like Trump. It's going great so far. Actually, there's been a deficit of stars. We need more stars to run. It's going great so far. Actually, there's been a deficit of stars. We need more stars. What would be your biggest issue, you think? Oh, my biggest issue? You need to run for Orlando, bitch. That's where you need to run.

Oh, yes, honey. Get thee to Orlando. Well, I would win anywhere I ran. Well, we all agree on that. Honey, I could win in Topeka. Topeka? Dod? Honey, you could win in España. I could win in España.

What would I run on? I think I would run on... A treadmill? Yeah, you better. I think I would run on... Lose some pounds before you hit the trail. I would run on Marianne Williamson's exact plan. Just lip-sync her. I would just lip-sync Marianne Williamson the whole time. Like some queens out there.

Oh no. Listen, politics are exhausting. Let's talk more about Coldplay. So X and Y was mixed, I think. X and Y was my entry point because I missed the whole Rush of Blood to the Head. Was that their debut album, Rush?

No, Parachutes was the first one. Remember when whole rush of blood to the head was there it was at their debut album rush no parachutes remember when white dudes were just coming out calling them the greatest band in the universe and then they became that like justin timberlake i remember like announced them at a show he was like the best band in the world cold play and then i was like for some reason as a child watching that i was like oh so i guess that's true yeah absolutely remember Justin Timberlake how a child's mind works um yeah also I mean again not an interesting take but they were like they were after Radiohead who

does exactly what they do but better so it's like so interesting it was you too too it was like this is they're the next you too they're the next Radiohead and then they became very that let's go around the room. Would you fuck Chris Martin? Yes.

Yeah, me too. Chris Martin is that. The lead singer of Coldplay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a yes. I wouldn't be like, yes!

I wouldn't be like, dod. Dod. To use the Michelin rating, I wouldn't plan a trip around it. Yeah, I learned that the Michelin stars, we just learned.

One star is worth a stop. So wait, can I ask you a question? How do you even get one star? You have to be pretty good. Yeah, you have to be very good. You have to be really fancy to even get a star. You accumulate stars, so you get one and then you get more and more and more.

Or you can drop them, honey. Or you can drop them. The Breslin, honey. The Breslin, April. Ooh, that's tragic. Tragic. She hasn't been Michelin starred since 2005. have them to be clear it's like an honor to get one yeah yes so one star is like worth a stop two stars is worth a detour and three stars is worth a special trip how about that that's so gay that's why i said my cock is one star but my ass three baby make a trip if you're in the neighborhood suck my cock yeah i get it but if you but if you're buying a ticket it better be for my ass

michelin the grand dom herself the grand dom herself no i really love that was more than four than three i know you can you get more than three but like no i don't know that you can i thought three was you know miss katie perry and bon appetit has a lyric that says i'm a five star michelin you definitely can't get five maybe you can't i think there is no katie perry is I thought three was the top. You know, Miss Katy Perry in Bon Appetit has a lyric that says, I'm a five star Michelin. You definitely can't get five. Maybe you can. I think there is no... So are you saying that Katy Perry is tricking us? Well, then what is four?

If three is a trip, is four like, go to another planet? No, four is like, book your ticket, bitch. But why are you asleep? Oh, three is like worth a trip. Honey, use the points. Yeah, okay. Honey, use the points. Get the credit card.

Honey, oh, honey. Oh, honey. Use the points. Oh, honey. Honey, use the points. Yeah, okay. Honey, use the points. Get the credit card. Honey, honey. Oh, honey. Use the points. Oh, honey. Honey, use the points. Honey, use the points. Honey, use the points. Now, I think this is a great time, speaking of travel, to talk about a trip that we can take soon.

Oh, yeah. Should we go on a trip? Let's go on a trip. I would love a trip. Now, let's plan this. How about this? How about this? I'm actually going to throw this out there. Say Orlando.

We're going to Orlando August 8th. August 8th. We come back that day. Dave is coming on August 9th to join us. You want to come? Yeah, let me think about this when I'm looking at my calendar and make sure that I don't have anything.

I think it will be fun for us all to go. That's all I'm saying. I definitely didn't need the attitude. I don't intend all I'm saying. I definitely didn't need the attitude. I don't intend to give any attitude. I definitely didn't need the attitude. I'm shocked and appalled. I was thinking something more in the fall. Okay, an autumnal trip.

Autumnal trip. Do you want to go upstate and see leaves or do you want to get on a damn plane? Or a choo-choo. You can take a plane upstate, honey. Actually, you know what would be fun? What? Montreal. Montreal. I love Montreal and I haven't been in a damn plane. Or a choo-choo. You can take a plane upstate, honey. Actually, you know what would be fun? What? Montreal.

Montreal. Oh, I love Montreal and I haven't been in a long time. But this bitch is going in July and then a couple weeks for JFL. For the party. So maybe it'll feel too done. When I went to Montreal

like seven years ago, maybe it's the only time I've had like a, and I know this isn't real, but the like, sex with a straight guy where I met this guy at the gay club

who was French and was like, I'm here for the summer. My girlfriend is france and she said i could do whatever i went home with him how was it no but what he said say what he said he wanted to suck your cock to know what his girlfriend felt like yeah he's like that was his logic he was like and i want to you know suck a cock to know how my girlfriend feels you, that is so empathetic of him. Absolutely, I'll let you see. Oh, yes. Hetero, more like hero.

I'm nothing but a damn banana. It's real culture number 92. Hetero, more like hero. Suck a damn banana. Suck a damn banana. Hetero, more like he-ero. He-ero. He-ero.

Drop the T. Drop the T. It's not fun. But would that be too close to your last Montreal trip? Let's just say it's on the list. I would like to go somewhere we all can experience new. Interesting. Somewhere none of us have been.

Have any of you done Puerto Vallarta? No, I haven't done that. What if we went to Europe? I would do Europe. What if we went to Europe? I would do it. What if we went to Amsterdam? Should do it what if we went to Amsterdam he's about to go I'm gonna go

should we go for World Pride next year for New Year's Eve is that where is that Amsterdam actually it's in Amsterdam next year yeah

I will say World Pride being in New York was the most fun I've had at Pride so fun I don't know how much it was because of World Pride but some of it

definitely was where it felt like it was just more of an event and a lot more things going on and I engaged with it a much of it was because of World Pride, but some of it definitely was where it felt like it was just more of an event and a lot more things going on. And I engaged with it. A lot of the open mouth faggots I was talking to afterwards called it the best Pride ever. Yeah, I think so.

You got to get damn Ty Sunderland on this pod. We are. I had lunch with her yesterday. And she mentioned it? Yeah. Well, he said he was going to reach out. He had DM'd me earlier saying you guys said it and was a little like, I don't know.

What would I say? And I was like, oh, he'd be great. He about kim patrick kim patrick i would um but yes i was gonna say that she seems interested now world pride in new york this year was interesting because the entire my the narrative i kept sort of drumming up in my head was it's gonna be awful it's gonna be awful it's gonna be awful yes this is very joseph campbell where i was just like this is gonna be so bad it's gonna be so crowded it's gonna be terrible but then yeah was so surprised i actually felt like the city rose to the challenge and it didn't feel any more crowded than any other pride it felt like because they knew it was world pride they like planned better yeah and so it's like oh

actually this is can i just thank the police can i can i secondly thank the corporations because each and every one of them helped us. They have our backs. And you know what? TD Bank has your back, faggot. Yeah. And I hope to God that he had a great fucking time at World Pride this year.

I'm really coming for it. Do you know him? Have you ever met him? I met him once at Clusterfest. We had a lovely interaction. He's a lovely man. I only know that he's very funny. He's very funny.

He's very funny, but he just has shitty opinions. And I can say that. And he can come and murder me if he wants. I hope they do a Super Smash Bros. fag edition and you guys can fight. World Pride was great. I would go to Amsterdam. This episode's going to be six minutes.

We're going to sit here two hours and you go put out six minutes. I would love to go to Amsterdam next year. I would do Berlin with the gays in the fall. That would not be new for me, but I would love to take y'all to... Well, then what would be new, bitch? No, no, but I...

St. Petersburg! I'm only saying that because the prompt from St. Petersburg, Florida. The prompt from Raj was somewhere new for all of us, but I'm saying I love Berlin so much

I would happily go. Also, maybe we save Berlin until next year and make it like a late spring, early summer, like some nice weather. I love that. Because it is cold there.

What if the fags went to Nolens? Oh, Aaron and I never been oh we got urban oh let's do that let's go there we went every year for the fall three or four years yeah that's when the weather will be good oh we should do it past hurricane season it won't be fucking wait i would totally love to do that let's do that wait after let's pick a weekend after let's take a week let's go for halloween it would be fucking crazy. The most fun parade ever. I love to travel in October. Let's go for Halloween.

I've been wanting to do that for a long time. I think honestly, throwing this out there, it sounds crazy cuckoo. Vegas with the fags would be very fun. I don't want to go back to Vegas. Can I tell you something? Literally before I said New Orleans, I almost said Vegas. And then I was like, oh wait, why would anyone say Vegas? I reject Vegas. I'll never go back.

You guys are so close-minded. I'm actually going to Vegas and she's so small-minded. I'm not small-minded. I'm open-minded. I have experience. I have been there and I said, no, thank you. You're a bunch of munchkins. I've been many, many times. Did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing game show in Vegas.

That's so fun. Wait, where? We're doing it during this festival. We're doing it on September 20th. Oh, the festival is Skank Fest Vegas. I'm seeing Maggie Rogers in LA on September 19th. Great. September 20th, I'm in Vegas doing game show on September 21st. We have our show at the Bell House.

You got to get, for a woman who gets it, Celine Dion. And who gets it more than Celine Dion? I think. I don't know what she gets. And wise old queer, the ghost of rené i'm putting a pin in it we are going to uh new orleans for hell okay we'll do it we'll do it pin drop pin drop location that's what you say whenever whenever lift pick up new york lift drop off new orleans by you the corner pocket alligator alligator alley alligator

alligator alley 99 alligator alley. 99 alligator alley. That's where you drop me off. Langan Kingsley. Yes, I'll take a surge price. Langan Kingsley talks about how she went on a tour of a plantation and the person kept saying the servants and Langan kept being like, you mean slaves?

Like the whole tour. Are you talking about the slaves? Langan is an icon. Langan is an icon. And you know how you're an icon like she is the only person who is Langen well Langen is our queen

I know we say that a lot but Erin and I that's our number one queen that's fair to say right we were at she's our number one queen that's like I was gonna say

Langen is our sweetie she's our sweetie is it home taco in LA what is it called home state home state the taco place we're sitting there

meeting Langen there Langen comes up in head to toe like i'm talking floppy hat i was thinking to the neck all the way white truly flowing like she's like hey diane keaton's catalog diane keaton on a safari this is what she looked like it was too good what did she say? She had those things there. She had all those hair clips pinned to her shirt too. She had hair clips all over.

She's like, in case they need to tie my hair. I was like, what is this look? I don't know. It's great. Everyone should know. She is the one and only Lange.

She's the one and only Lange. She has to guard her very porcelain skin from the sun. Yeah. I see. You know, she writes for the Goldbergs now. She's a Goldberg.

I love that. She's rich as hell. Gonna buy me a boat. She's rich as hell. Hey, if she writes for the Goldbergs now. She's a Goldberg. I love that. She's rich as hell, gonna buy me a boat. Yeah. She's rich as hell. Hey, if she ain't giving Kamala $50 and a $10 tip, then she can get gone. She gonna buy me a boat for me and my husband?

My husband, he say. My husband, he say. You better use my Goldberg bunny and buy me a boat. My husband, he say. My husband, he say. My husband, he go, I'm giving Hickenlooper money. Hickenlooper. My husband calls Hickenlooper butterfly man.

Because. That's what my husband does. Flap, flap, flap. Flap, flap, flap. What's the orientation of Pink Panther? Gay. Gay. Actually, and not a sexuality, but metrosexual.

Oh. Straight, but dresses a little. Yeah, you're obsessed with making this question different. You are. You're obsessed with not answering this question. I'm having a bad episode. That sucks of you to say it too. I'm having a bad episode.

Not my fault. Let's dive into this. Bowen, how do you think we can turn this around for you? Oh my god. I think it's already past the inflection. already like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not kidding tomorrow start drag and try and all get on season 13 oh yes and i say i'm not kidding no no let's all start drag tomorrow i'm not kidding okay i've got a bet we all start drag

tomorrow start drag the last one of us to get on drag race bottoms for the others in a gang bang on world of wonder you game does not end until three of us get on and one does not and then that one has to spread their gaping hole. We spend thousands of dollars. And the other three will skip a stop on Work the World to come and fuck their little hole. Honestly. I like it. You know we all win. You know we all win.

I like it. I do think if we got on Drag Race, we'd be the top four. I'm not. Shut the fuck up. Not one of us could do makeup. Not one real queen would stand a chance. Or so. We can't do none of the skills.

Well Bowen can lip sync. He's not the only one. He's not the only one. All of a sudden Bowen uploads a couple vids and all of a sudden he's the lip syncing queen. One word sluck. Team Tina Burn queen. One word, sluck. Team Tina Burner. One word, Tina Burner.

Tina Burner. I want a Hedda Lettuce lip-syncing challenge. Oh, my God. That's true. On Fire Live. I can't wait to see Hedda. Oh, my God. Hedda Lettuce.

Make fun of Puerto Rican. Interesting. Interesting. You're so anti-Tim Dillon, but so pro-Hedda. They're saying a lot of the same shit. What's Hedda's deal? Hedda's just an old school queen who's like, ah, it's Puerto Rican or Arabian. She's just like,

watch your wallet. But she's so fucking funny. All she does for her show is just... Oh wait, I've seen Hedda lettuce. I think Hedda lettuce called me a fag. Yeah, of course. She's probably hit you, too.

She saw these red nails on me, and they were chipped. She said, what are your nails painted? You've been fingering a clown. She's either a terrible drag queen, or you've been fingering a clown. That's amazing. Oh, these kids. Oh, these kids.

Oh, you rotten kids. You rotten kids oh you rotten kids you rotten kids you rotten we were in Palm Springs and we were she should win drag race the thing about the thing about Palm Springs

is it's like a lot of like name names older older gay men that go there they're retired here they're named Stuart

Richard Thimble Thimble Donovan Donald ooh Thimble is my dot. Anyway, so we're walking by this group of men

to get to our table when our table was called and this one gay man looks at me up and down, turns to his friend, rolls his eyes and says, come on. What do you think that was? We wanted to like you. He liked your rockin' bod. He was like, come on, this hottie? Can I have more context for what you were wearing

or what was going on in this moment? Matt wore a nice white printed shirt. It was very crisp. It's short sleeves. He looked very sort of that aesthetic. Pump spring. That's actually not true. I wore like a butterscotch polo. That was tucked into my denim shirt. Absolutely not.

I remember what I wore. Or maybe, okay. Maybe he works in the business. Publishing. Hollywood. And he was saying to his friends, come on, can't believe he's here and not working. Because this kid's so talented.

And I'm a fan of the pop. That's what I wanted to get across was my talent. Come on. This talented kid here. He's not in the studio. He should be filming. That's what it was. He should be on set. That's what it was. That's what it was. Or maybe he's not in the studio he should be filming that's what it was he should be on set that's what it was

that's what it was or maybe he's friends maybe he's friends with your mom yeah that's what it was maybe he's friends with your mom

and he knows you just came out six months ago and you're already in Palm Springs he's like come on that was quick

what is going on over here the gas that's what it was the the gas that's what it was the gas before that's what it was this is the fact Matt was a hit in Palm Springs with the older set

with the martini mic and we celebrate that and I walk into those spaces and I'm fucking in viz and that was a sobering reminder and I was like you know what I still have a long way to go before people see me and I better make a big splash

fuck those dubs what were you wearing I truly looked perfectly average and I was eating a lot we were having a really good time I was putting food first pool I saw a lot of pool

we had a really good time. I actually, I'm sorry. I'm going to say something controversial. You're going to say you like Pumpswings more than Fire Island? I prefer Pumpswings. You're so Long Island. Let's get into it. It's very Long Island.

No, you are wrong. Get into it. Well, I'll tell you why. You are wrong. I prefer a pool culture to beach culture. Fire Island is a pool culture and a beach culture. Do it ever talk to me again. Oh, that's going to be weird for the rest of the podcast again Oh that's gonna be weird

For the rest of the podcast It's gonna be weird for the rest of the podcast I don't know I feel Less infiltrated You have to admit Fire Island is a pool culture though Sure I have to admit it You have to

What do you mean infiltrated I feel that Fire Island is like a culture that's like Honestly it's like It's like stormtroopers I don't know what that means you do know what that means all white stormtroopers that's what I said

here's what I think it is good at laser guns is that in Palm Springs Palm Springs you can just get just sequester yourself don't you have to be seen you go outside to get dinner and that's like the moment you're like oh yes society the rabble the gentry and then the proletariat the proletariat but in fire island it's like everyone's just you're always sort of are you also coming out as palm springs over fire island i'm a Fire Island well here's the thing

with Fire Island Fire Island is like anyone can fucking come over and you can't tell them to leave whereas it's like Palm Springs it's like

you're in your house with your people and that's who I want to be with honestly I don't want to fucking drop in you're a capitalist you want property rights

you want property you want to respect the rights of property owners Matt Rogers said property rights I think Fire Island is like summer camp and that can be like with all the pros and cons.

Yes. Where you're like, this is exhausting. I don't. There are cons to Fire Island. I wouldn't be. I was going to say Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is theoretically anyone could just

walk into your house at night and kill you. Yeah. See, but I like that. I thought they can do that in any house. It won't happen though. In Palm Springs, it's like, it's all very far and spread out. It's a sprawl.

It's more likely to happen in Palm Springs, I think. You think? Yes. When I was just in Palm Springs, I had to call the Airbnb property manager. And he's like, because I couldn't get into the house. He's like, oh, sorry. We're changing the locks every day because there's been so many robberies in the neighborhood. Wow.

I think Fire Island is a place that it's like you would. It's the reason the culture is so open and free is because like you would never do anything there because then you're trapped on an island waiting for the next ferry like you wouldn't get away with anything. Oh sure sure sure. Whereas Palm Springs is like suburban. Get in a damn car. It's like yeah you can fucking drive and go anywhere. There you go I yeah I think I'm shockingly I think it's a it's an interesting you would think

that I would be I would be pro Palm Springs and Matt would be pro Fire Island in some ways. Why would you think that? Long Island and it's like Why would you think that? It's Long Island. But you're thinking just geographic distance and not culture. Because I think Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long Island culture. And I see that Palm Springs is somewhat closer to a Long Island culture. Before I went to Fire Island, I thought I had the opinion that I think a lot of people have about it,

that it would freak me out and that it would make me anxious. But I think it's very fun and lovely. I'm white. It's very true yeah yeah it'll make it a chance it'll make you as anxious as you let it yes choose your own

adventure and that's you're getting anxious you don't know what's quite I've been on Fireland and never had sex with anybody on it and it didn't bother me you don't have to have

sex you don't have to and then the times you do for you in the ramble I said i never had sex with anybody you're not a person to me you're a whole boy you're a whole boy tell me again dog oh this is a this is a survey by a hunter harris okay um you're okay the prompt is you're uh-huh the options are a wizard Harry or Claire Foy in First Man

a bunch of boys I'm your a bunch of boys I haven't seen Claire Foy do it so that guy I haven't seen it either but there's that clip from the trailer where she goes you're a bunch of boys

and just like laying on that American accent thick darling I guess I'm wizard Harry but I wish I was a bunch of boys so that's a goal I have for myself you can be whatever you want to be no but I'm not I know what I am now and I'm just saying I'm setting a goal but I wish I was a bunch of boys. So that's a goal I have for myself. You can be whatever you want to be. No, but I'm not.

I know what I am now, and I'm just saying, I'm setting a goal. You're a wizard Harry. Yeah, that's... I think you two are your wizard Harry. You're a wizard Harry. And we're, you're a bunch of boys. As someone who doesn't like Fire Island, I am your bunch of boys. You would fully say you don't even like it?

Not even prefer it less? No, this trip is going to change your mind, I bet. Because you haven't been in like a year, right? Yeah, no. This is going to be, you're going to... To the beach. Can I tell you what it is? It's not even a culture thing.

It is a I don't like to be sandy. Well, girl, don't go to the damn beach. Hello. Why do you keep rubbing your mouth when you say it? Can I speak? Can I speak? Or forever hold your peace. I'd rather the latter.

I don't like... I don't like when I get out of the bed and there's sand on the floor. Well, stop sleeping with scorpions, dear. Yeah, dear. Divorce your scorpion husband. Stop sleeping with scorpions, dear. Bring the handheld Dyson, darling.

Yes, honey. Suck up the sand. My scorpion husband, he say... Bring the handheld Dyson. Move over, bitch. Yes, honey. Suck up the sand. My scorpion husband, he say he say. Bring the handheld Dyson. He say move over bitch. Yes, honey. Cinderella. Bring the shark. Bring the shark navigator. Whatever.

I can do and think whatever I want. Just bleep his name every time. Yes, yes, yes. It's funny. We're gonna bleep his name. Who are we even talking about? You don't know. It will be very clear. Yara Wizard Harry. I think I will do the bleeping.

Is that okay, Emma? Yeah. Great. We got an affirmative from Emma. I think that makes it more interesting. I think it is exciting.

Oh my God. It's exciting. I think you should bleep out every proper noun in the whole episode. Can't wait for this to be hoisted onto my plate when I get tons of DMs.

Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Why do they only DM you? Because they know loose lips. Check your privilege. I've never once gotten a DM. for this to be hoisted onto my plate when I get tons of DMs. Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Check your privilege. I've never once gotten a DM. What privilege? What privilege? What privilege? Is it true that people go in your DMs more?

That's not true. No, I'm just saying I constantly whenever there's like... I get DMs that are like, what were you guys talking about? What's this? What's this? I'm going to do it to you every day now. That doesn't fall squarely on you.

It does. No, I get those DMs all the time too. Here, here's the thing. If you want to find out who this person is, just DM me and I'll tell you. There. Oh, that's hot. Don't DM Matt. Don't talk to me.

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I don't think so. Oh, the segment. The segment. The segment to end all segments. This is our segment that we do that is our one minute to rant on something

in culture that we do not like or find a distaste for or even hate. And looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is going to be.

I'm trying to think of one. I've got one that's going to break the world. Oh my god. Wow. Okay. I've got one. You want to go first? You go first.

I can go first. This is going to be Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey as Time Starts Now. I Don't Think So Honey electric fans, darling. You want to talk about recycled air? Bet you're perpetrator number one, honey. Electric fans, darling. You want to talk about recycled air? Bitch, you're perpetrator number one, honey. You're just taking air and making it move around and oscillate in little waves.

I see you. That is not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch. If you want to process air, you better make it come out colder, bitch. I need you to be blasting in my face in all my little holes. Cold, cold, cold, honey.

30 seconds. If it's a fan, it's just a lot of air. Break it down. Take your time, Tasia. Take your time, Tasia. Take your time, Tasia. And, moreover, I don't see what the purpose is. 15 seconds

you know our ceiling fans are just good for cats to just look at something or for children to be transfixed it's a distraction in this media landscape we don't need distractions we need to be talking about the thing itself and the thing itself is

air conditioning thank you Senator Yang now Vice President Pence for your rebuttal. This ragged shouldn't be talking. Oh, wow. That Pence is good. I do a really good Pence. He's a little Southern even.

Hello, Lorne. Excuse me, Lorne. Are you listening? Lorne. Hello, Lorne. Get thee to Montreal. This is Matt Rogers's I Don't Think So Honey. Oh my God, it's happening.

Wait, wait, wait. Do you have it? I had it for a second. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Okay, this is Matt Rogers's I Don't Think So Honey. Time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey

Loringes. Okay. This is what you get when it's in between a lemon and an orange. It's a big lemon. It's a small orange. Here's what I think.

Loringes. You can't put them in a fucking drink why because when you cut into it unfortunately it has the toughness of a lemon skin and the mass of an orange fruit so you have a very large hard skin so it's hard to get into often if you put your orange peel in a goddamn uh cocktail honey you will find that it doesn't taste as good as it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange bitch there is a lorange tree in the backyard of greta teitelman and those things actually look good but the problem with that is they look good and then you go to taste them honey and they taste a mess i don't think so, honey.

Loranges. Decide what you are. You can either be one or two things. Five seconds. An orange or a lemon. There are only two of these things. That's the binary. Honey.

And that's one minute binary queen, Matt Rodgers. I didn't know about Loranges. Loranges. Welcome to the stage, Loranges. That's what I thought you meant at first. Loranges. No, you know lauren jizz no are these real i haven't had one that's not what they're called i've never had one i'm gonna

bring it no i believe you there's so many damn hybrid fruits out there you can't even you can't keep track you can't keep you can't even get a hybrid i'm half fag half horse lauren look at me a cent whore here that's a good pun oh it says record producer lauren yeah because it's a good pun Oh it says record producer Laurent Yeah cause it's a person Wait do these not exist? Oh my god Wait what? Wait what? Do you think they're just bad lemons Or bad oranges?

Maybe they're called orange-immons If these don't exist What's in Greta's backyard? No wonder it tastes bad it's like a large lemon that's like half an orange you're probably eating damn rocks you're probably eating damn rocks wait do these not are these not real i had not heard of them but there are a lot of weird hybrid fruits especially in california crazy all right so i don't think so any hybrid fruits then you're confusing my ass. Loranges. Lorange. Do they exist? Slide into the DMs.

Are Loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into the DMs. Who are we talking about? Just bleep Loranges every time he says Loranges. I'm telling you, I'm looking it up

and all I'm getting is Lorange. Okay. I think it's time. Wow. We can put a pin in that like New Orleans. We can put a pin in that. Drop pin.

And I think, who wants to go first between Josh and Aaron? Here we that. Drop pin. And I think, who wants to go first? Between Josh and Aaron. Here we go. I can go. I think Aaron, go first. I'm going to be hard to follow. Hey, I reserve the right to walk out if I don't pick you. Absolutely.

This is Aaron Jackson's I Don't Think So Many As. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Going to church on Sunday and Wednesday? No, no, no, no, honey. Pick a damn day. I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday my whole damn life. And I didn't want to go on Wednesday. I already got all the God I needed on Sunday.

And some of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday night, and Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so. You think, oh, I love my church community. I want to see them more. Well, honey, invite them over to the house for tea. Look at a damn picture of them. You'll see them in but six days.

Not but six. 15 seconds. And then you got to go look at them all six days. Not but six. 15 seconds. And then you got to go look at them all on Wednesday. No, honey. Wednesdays for being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think so. Five seconds. This is terrible.

Kill them all. No. That's one minute of fucking trash. i'm actually i have a question for you so i'm really glad you heard that many questions yeah so were the sunday crew and the wednesday crew largely the same people is that well yeah i mean it was more like we did choir and youth group on wednesday well so there was different activities to do that night. But I don't do that on Sunday. We had youth group Sunday evening.

So sometimes you do Sunday morning. Oh, no, we did do that. Youth group Sunday evening, and then you'd still come on Wednesday for dinner and choir. How long were the masses? Well, it wasn't like a mass. Six or seven days. Seven days. It wasn't like a mass, but it was like a couple hours.

Okay, service. Sorry, queen. No, no, no, no. We didn't all go into the big church. It was like it wasn't like a mass but it was like a couple hours service sorry queen no no no no like we didn't all like go into the big church it was like we did things it's like yeah you're eating dinner with these people you're stupid white whitey whitey uh yeah we would have you're a super predator friday night friday nights no so then the whole weekend becomes about god the whole damn weekend and no that's too much then Then your Saturday, you're feeling bad for all the fucking you're doing. And then Sunday, you pray to God to forgive you. Oh, I don't.

When is the last time anyone here went to church? Kill them all. Or service, whatever. I went probably, sometimes when I'm visiting my family, I go to church. For Christmas. I only go when I'm working it. You know, I'm an interim youth pastor. So sometimes I plug in. Everyone fully believes. Like'm working it. You know, I'm an interim youth pastor. So

sometimes I plug in. Oh, okay. Oh, cool. I one time sang at that really pretty church on 6th Avenue down in the village. Oh, I love that church. What was that spiritual song you guys sang last night? Which one? We did a medley. Lord, I lift your name on high.

Open your eyes and hear your heart, Lord. And then we did shout to the Lord and my sister sang so high shout to the Lord praise I love Lord I lift

your name on high and then would you guys do like the well we actually found someone in the audience we wanted to get a sign language

interpreter because that felt very youth group so then we pimped just someone who knew the alphabet and got him to spell everything as it was happening

now walk us through because I need a refresher what are the this is Aaron to show the way from the earth to the cross my debt to pay

from the cross to the grave from the grave to the sky lord I lift your name on high Josh is a harmony queen gorgeous

lower harmony low fifth it was not the right choice killed them all now it's time kill them all you know I'm glad Name on high. Josh is a harmony queen. Gorgeous. Lower harmony. To lower fifth, it was not the right choice. Killed them all. Now it's time. Killed them all. You know, I'm glad to be going last. You know what the best church song is for me? Say it, bitch.

Happy birthday, Jesus. Hosanna in the highest. Blessed is he who comes from the name of the Lord. Hosanna in the highest. What's the Michael W. Smith song we love? Oh, God. Which one? Yeah, but the one we've sung before that's really iconic.

It's like a full, like, 80s ballad. No, I was stretching. Sorry. No, no, I thought you were like, time, bitch. There was a time, like, a couple months ago. I can't remember. Yeah, no. Also, there's another one.

My mom just saw it at concerts the other day. And I will raise you up. And I will raise you up. Again, the key choice. And I will raise you up on the last day. This is just that classic sketch premise that Matt

literally wrote a sketch like this in college for Hammercats. He was like, what's that song that goes um, what's that song that goes? What's that song? It's like I'm getting a little tired of it, but promises, promises. And then I do the whole song. And he just does the whole song. Looking for a reason. Roaming through the night to find my place in this world.

My place in this world. Okay, Roger Bart. That actually. Okay, Roger Bart. That got. I think that charted on regular radio. My husband, he say Hercules. I'm glad to be going last

because I picked another one and it does not fit the tone of the previous, so I just decided on a new one. What was the previous? Can you tell us? The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism, but I'm tabling that. Boring. I have a better one now. Boring. It's just draw stripes. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.

I don't think so, honey. Living with my Dom's parents. Oh! Every time my Dom come in, try to slam my little boy hole. Bussy. In comes Dom's mummy, like, are we going to see Grandpa and Mum on Wednesday?

And I'm like, come now, mummy. I'm getting me dripping whole jizzed in. And here's the thing, I'm learning to drive. Here's the thing, I'm so close to getting me licence but I think his parents don't even want me to have it so I'll

have to stay at the house. And they be walking in on me vidges every time we film a hot sexy vidge, they be walking in and here bitches. Every time we film a hot, sexy bitch, they be walking in. And here I am, here I am, handcuffed to the radiator, ready to have him come all over me whole. And then they come in saying,

are you staying for meat pie or not for dinner? And I say, mommy, mommy, mommy. And then me Dom gets flustered and he loses his little bony. And that's one minute has anyone ever done one in character you know what this is the first like this is the first in character on the pod

episode Max would have did do one as Satan I remember that one if anyone is Satan I think maybe Max is Satan I think Lorelai did one with Full Tag they just start I don't think so honey and then she screams and there's like a track that plays Yeah, Max is Satan, I think. Lorelai did one with Full Tab. I was complaining. I don't think someone screams and there's a track that plays

and then they scream. The kids are getting creative. This was a while ago, too. This was one of the early live ones. This was the first in character on the pod? I think so. Josh is an innovator. The most frequent guest and an innovator.

Oh my God, Joel Kimbuster is a steamed clam. Joel guest co-hosted? Joel has go guest co-hosted with me and with Bowen. And with me. At live shows.

Oh, at live shows but never on the pod. And he's been on the pod three times. The only pod episode guest hosts have been Michelle Collins and Josh Sharp,

I believe. Interesting. And Joel. Oh, no. Michelle and I are a pro. No, yes, and Joel because he also with you with Chris Redd. Oh, so Chris is also, I mean, Joel. And Joel. Oh, no. Michelle and I are for a lot of the same parts.

Oh, so Chris is also, I mean, Joel's also a four-timer then. Joel's been on the show many times. No, but he's three-time guest and a guest host.

Yeah. So Josh is not the first four-timer. Shout to the Lord and all the earth. You gotta hit that R. I mean, this has just been another historic episode.

I did not know what, it was gonna be a real Schrodinger's cat going in, opening the box and saying, is the cat dead or alive? And not knowing what the outcome would be. And then I knew the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage, Schrodinger's cat. RuPaul would love that.

She'd be like, I get it. Here's a good one. Welcome to the stage, Alma Mater. My sister had a good one. Okay, so she's Irish. Welcome to the stage, Patty O'Lights. Patty O'Lights. Because they got it from Alexa.

They were like, Alexa, can you turn on the Patty O'Lights? She's like, cannot find Patty O'Lights. Welcome to the stage, Alimony. Ala. And she's an Ala. The famous first nameony ala and she's an ala she's a she's a woman who died

ala but she's a woman who died at the alamo oh she's a ghost queen she's a ghost queen I love that shout to the light

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