Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Elite Mara" (w/ Matt, Bowen & Friends)

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

The decidedly blue-voting city of Provincetown serves as the backdrop for this episode of Las Cultch, wherein Matt & Bow are joined by their good girlfriends in the background to squawk about the Olympics, Celine Dion, and a whole bunch of random bullshit. Also, FIVE I Don't Think So Honey's which cover all aspects of culture from pill packaging to the controversial question of Hello Kitty's species. Who do YOU think is the elite Mara? xoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple. Look who it is. Joined by elite new friends. Rebecca Minkoff. Have you ever heard of her? But things could change in a New York Minute. She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy. What?

You told her? Not today, Satan. Not today. The Real Housewives of New York City. All new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to

take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chez Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.

Look, man. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness.

Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. And I guess the very first thing we want to do is... Cheers, sister. Cheers, sister. Crack open a Heineken with us.

We thought our Amsterdam era was over. And we want to say happy birthday, Jared. Happy birthday, Jared Frieder. He's here. House is in the background as well. House is in the background. Our friend Charlton is upstairs doing God knows what. Doing God knows what.

Let me take a sip of this. Jared, is there anything you want to say to inspire everyone? Maybe someone else that has a birthday today. To all you readers out there with a birthday today, happy birthday. And I hope you have a really good one. Oh, that's a beautiful message to send. He's really become a fan favorite.

He really has. I think his commentary on Camila Cabello and the rise of Brat was really, really scholarly and it's third host vibes to me. I have to say, I always revered him for his commentary on Camila Cabello

first and foremost. Anyway, I thought Dade County screaming. Sweet, fun, great commentary and discourse on Camila Cabello. I would say the same about you. Yes, Jared? And the last thing that I'll say is, don't you readers think that they should have Charlie back on as a retrospective to talk about how the brat era actually

turned out? Isn't that something we all want to hear? Busy, I think. Well, yeah, she's busy. Okay, we have a whole peanut gallery today, and guess what? This actually is a very special episode of Lost Coach. Why?

Because we're on vacation and it needs to be a little shorter. And also because we're doing the Olympics of I Don't Think So Honey. Yes! Yes! There will be five I Don't Think So Honeys. Everyone has one. They're going to happen a little bit later. But for now, just get ready.

We're going to hear five different I Don't Think So Honeys. Only one will win. Oh! Wow, isn't it funny? Like, fantastic five. What do they call them? The elite five different I Don't Think So Honeys. Only one will win. Oh! Wow. Isn't it funny? Like, Fantastic Five. What do they call them? The Elite Five?

I don't know. The gymnasts? I couldn't tell you. Right? Well, today was Women's Team. Which we watched, and we're going to get it, too. Which we watched. But I think it was primarily the three girls. Yeah.

Even though there was, like... Fox Force Five. Fox Force Five. But what is that? That's Rinna. Kyle. Oh, my God. That's right. That's right. Fox Force Five. Oh, is that? That's Rinna. Kyle. Oh my God. That's right.

That's right. Fox Force 5. Oh my God. We were talking about super groups. We were talking about super groups, like Iconic Fives. Of course, there's the Spice Girls,

Fox Force 5. I'm telling you, they do call, Fabulous 5. What do they call the gymnasts that are the five? Let's look it up. This is a famous thing.

You would know. I know, but I don't. Women's gymnastics. That thing when you know, but I don't. Women's gymnastics. That thing when you know, but you don't. The Fabulous Five. Oh, I'm not connected to Wi-Fi. No, what the hell?

Fierce Five? Fierce Funny Females? Gymnastics. Fierce Five. Well, no, that was 2012. Oh, 2012. That was 12 years ago, sweetie. Five.

Gymnastics Five. This is bad, you guys. This is bad. Why don't I... Yeah, okay, so there's like... There are only so many F words. You know what I mean? And the best one is already fuck.

That's so true. Especially real culture number eight. There are only so many F words. And the best one is already fuck. Already fuck. Well, let's say they're the fuck five. Let's say they're the fuck five. And the fuck five just absolutely tore it up,

especially on the floor. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about... Who do you want to talk about? Suni? You want to talk about... Suni was incredible. Suni was incredible.

I think Suni really... Because you know our girl Jordan? Yeah, Jordan Childs. Jordan Childs was fab. Did have a bit of a moment during the beam where she fell and there's a thing where, you know, if one person falls, then that tends to make it so that

other people on the team fall as well it creates what we call bad energy bad energy Suni really turned it around and she had a perfect such a graceful beam

yeah graceful beam graceful beam by far the way the like scariest event to watch I can't believe are you more scared

I'm nervous watching the vault or the beam I'm more it's all pretty scary. But I think the scariest to me is uneven bars. You feel the most fear watching them do that? It's- The lower one is so low.

Yeah, you're right. And they got to really like fucking tuck in. You know who has a critical eye? Is that Lori Hernandez. Yes. Because she was- Remember when Suni did her bars? Yes.

And her feet grazed the floor and Lori was like, her feet touched the ground. This will be a deduction. Lori's eye. Her eye. Her eye. Wait, it's actually

real culture number 12. Lori. Her eye. She was giving kind of the really good, the most chemistry, right girls? Lori.

We don't know her thoughts, but we'll save that. Oh. I think there might be an I don't think so honey Lori Lori you know what just to preempt this like Lori

don't come for Lori because Lori what Lori was doing was she was so endearingly like squealing while these like men around her were like what's going on yeah they were all like well now we're gonna see another gymnast meanwhile Lori's like ah I'm so happy for like. Yeah, she was giving.

By the way, you watched the opening ceremony. Oh, my God. Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson. The woman that you are. Just every now and then like, oh, my God, that's so cool. Wow, I love that. I love there's so many different kinds of music.

I love this. This is so cool. You see a person who's a cheerleader on your commentary. Yes. Well, I'm sorry, but sometimes all of the types and the personas converge into one or two people such as Matt Rodgers and myself. And yet we weren't invited.

I know. Like, we have the expertise and the spirit and the enthusiasm. There was no moment during that opening ceremony where I thought, yeah, the people doing this are way better than us at this. No way. If you listen to Two Guys, Five Rings, you know that no one knows sports better.

No one enjoys talking about the events and the specificity. Yes. The athleticism more than us. I am really getting into the Olympics this year. Well, that's probably good. And maybe I should heed that. Girl, and this is not a spot.

This is not sponsored. We were not paid to say this. Peacock is really fucking nailing it. They are. Multi-view on Peacock. You get to watch four screens, and you get to like, one's on a commercial break,

you go to the other one. It's such great viewing experience. I got my life watching basketball, Greece versus Canada. Oh. Slay. All I've done so far is the gymnastics and the opening ceremony.

It's fun. It's fun, women's beach volleyball So fucking cunty They're in a sand pit in front of the Eiffel Tower It's pretty amazing The visuals have been top notch Stunning Can we just get into the opening ceremony for a second We'll talk mostly about this on our other podcast as well

but this is truly the culture of the moment I don't think we can ignore what happened, which was that we, on our podcast, Two Guys, Five Rings, literally predicted Lady Gaga's performance. Did I? Because I didn't remember doing that. I think it was you.

I think you were the one who brought up Gaga and said, I mean, because the rumor was about, the Celine rumor was persistent for a couple weeks. But I think the Gaga thing was, I think you introduced it. I think I thought of like the silliest thing I could think of and just said it out loud as I'm often want to do. And I guess it wasn't so silly,

huh? What was that song she sang? La Boutin Fon Fon Fon? No, it wasn't. No, bitch. Shut up, bitch. I thought it would have been kind of thrilling to watch her do La Vie en Rose. Mon truc with feathers. Mon truc en plume.

Mon truc en plume. French culture is the tops. Chaos and the tops. His pronunciation. What about these? Oh, these Christians better leave us alone. Wait, what's happening with the Christians? The drag.

But Nicky Doll looking cunty. It's Dionysus. Grow up, read the Bacchanali, and let's get serious. And throw a Bacchanal while you're at it. Well, let me tell you. Come here. I'll tell you where we all are. By the way, we forgot to say this uptown, but we are in Provincetown.

We're gonna see you there. Wow, thank you for really, anytime you add a harmony, it actually elevates the piece. It's Ruliculture number 30. Anytime you add a harmony, it actually elevates the piece. It's rule of culture number 30. Anytime you add a harmony, it actually elevates the piece. So thank you, sister, for doing that. That was, of course, a callback to my famous jingle for Provincetown.

Of course. Patrick, Charles, any other thoughts on Gaga? Yeah, Gaga thoughts? Well, it's just always great to see her. She looks fabulous. Yes. And I'm so excited for Follet de Deux. Follet de Deux!

I think Follet de Deede has been getting some new trailers. Yes. I'm hearing that it's a supporting performance. She's changed the way she sings. Yes. Right. She's acting. So basically, everyone, the news is,

the hot new news from Gaga, and we always love when Gaga hits the press when she's got an acting project coming out, is do not expect Lee, which is her character, Harley Quinn. She's calling her Lee. Call me Lee.

Do not expect Lee to have a good voice like Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga has come out and said, I'm known as Lady Gaga. Right. And I love her use of the word. Right. So I'm, everyone knows me as Lady Gaga.

Right. It's my stage name. It's her Christina Aguilera. Ha ha. Yeah, it is, right? Ha-ha. By the way, you know what Kamala does, which I've noticed? Listen.

Listen. She goes, listen, comma, la. La. And that is how you say it, Republicans. But anyway, yeah, so Lady Gaga says, don't expect to hear a trained singer because Lee is not that. So how would she know how to breathe correctly? Right.

Which is a question i can't answer i don't know i don't know about lee's singing training oh yes and i'm excited to learn i want to find out so bad i want to find out yeah what do you mean in terms of the of the why would you know how to sing it's like just sing it's kind of that thing of like oh well um sally bulls is supposed to be bad It's like, just sing. It's kind of that thing of like, oh, well, Sally Bowles is supposed to be bad. It's like, no, that's how you,

that's how you like justify casting someone who can't really sing because they're a star. By the way, I just saw Cabaret last night. Oh,

how did it go? It was, um, Marty, AKA, as you might know, her Marsha, Marsha,

Marsha. Yes, yes, yes. He's going up Mondays. Yeah. Fantastic. I am so excited.

In fact, I was DMing with, with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Oh, my God. And they gave me the dates for that they're doing because I would rather, I mean, this is not straight. I just, I want to see them do it. But Marsha, Marty as MC is wowie zowie. I can't wait to see it.

I saw it in the West End with Jake Shears. It was good. Oh, Jake. I mean, these are some of our great queers. These are some of our great gays. Our great gays. Musically talented great gays. And Gail Rankin.

Oh, yeah. Wowie zowie. Yeah. Is wowie zowie something that's coming, that's sort of rising and rising? I don't care what y'all have to say. I'm Gail Rankin Stanning. Okay?

Been about you and I'm still about you. No higher compliment. Gail Rankin. Is there. Okay. Been about you and I'm still about you. No higher compliment. Gail Rankin, is there a little Fran Gillespie coded? I was watching her going, really? There's something Fran Gillespie about this.

Fran Gillespie, New York comedy legend. This is a high praise. High praise. One of my favorite people. And if you don't know, now you know. Now you know.

I'm so happy you saw it and enjoyed it. Did they do this sort of in the West End with the cabaret, what they did was it was at the literal Kit Kat Club. It was at the Kit Kat Club the cabaret? What they did was it was like you, it was at the literal Kit Kat Club. And so it was like very,

it was like immersive. It was immersive. There's three levels. You go downstairs and they put a sticker refund. It felt very burg. I was like, oh, it's like we're in Berlin. Oh, wait. Yeah, that's right. Sort of the whole vibe. The whole vibe. And it was lovely. So great. Bebe Neuwirth. Oh my God. Oh, I forgot that Bebe

was Bebe. Bebe Bebe was the was the Schneider yeah Freulein Schneider Schneider so good oh my god

Bebe Neuwirth cheers legend I think Freulein is actually one of the most interesting roles it's a great role and has great songs it's such a shame

it's not in the film because to me that's like the emotional yes I agree the film is so different the film is so different I remember I saw the film because to me that's like the emotional yes the film is so different film is so different I remember I saw the film in college and I was like oh cool and then I saw the musical years later like Sudi and I went to see

the Alan Cumming Michelle Williams one and the stage version is just so much more explicit about how dark it is and really about how it is quite frankly about the rise of the Nazis and it has to be said the Weimar

oh the Weimar but yeah no the film the film is in is like dark let's just say

Alan Cumming yeah that performance I mean he could do it again for me Alan Cumming bitch what's 8 times 1

what's what what's 8 times 1? What's what? What's eight times one? Hold on. Eight. Eight. Good. Now, we got off track. Okay, so Gaga.

Now, Fully Adieu. You know what? There's going to be so much Fully Adieu to come. Let's give respect to the real moment of the opening ceremonies. You're talking about that Challengers coded moment where there's three people kind of were at the library and then went to go fuck in the room? No, I know that's not

what you're talking about. I mean, I imagine I was. Why are people more upset about that? Not that there's anything to be upset about, but it's like, okay, well then you have to like

study the whole text and be like, well, there's two guys trying to fuck. Like, it's like, grow up. Oh, Bowen, the royal they. The royal they is going to be upset

about something. I want them to scan. Can you just at least scan before you come? Scan before you come. In the words of Kamala, in a time when we didn't like her. Do not come. Do not come. Do not come.

Well, let's not bring that up. You're right. Oh, my God. Am I derailing everything? Sorry, Kamala. Now we got to talk about the border. By the way, Provincetown is so... The voters here, it's a slam dunk

for Kamala. Provincetown, Massachusetts is breaking hard for Kamala Harris. She was just here. No, trust me when I say this, this town's going blue. It's actually Rural Culture number 98. Trust me when I say this, Provincetown is going blue. I mean...

Literally. Floor to ceiling watercolor Portraits of Kamala in this one Sure The like lesbian store we went to Bowen we are definitely strolling down the street To that store and you have to see all this stuff We bought Jared a Kamala shirt for his birthday Well the gays love her

She rushed to the courthouse to marry these folks In California She's been there Yeah I think shirt for his birthday. Well, the gays love her. She rushed to the courthouse to marry these folks in California. She's been there. Her campaign manager was Harvey Milks. Yeah, I think her first campaign manager was Harvey Milks. And that man actually passed away of AIDS. Yeah. And she's from

San Francisco. I mean, or worked in San Francisco. She's connected. She's gay. She's gay. Her laugh is gay. Can I say, stop teasing Kamala because of the laugh. I like when someone laughs.. She's gay. Her laugh is gay. Can I say stop teasing Kamala because of the laugh. I like when someone laughs. The laugh is iconic. The laugh is iconic.

Oh my God. The laugh is so fun. Anyway, I was going to bring up Celine Dion. Of course you were. Let's talk about Celine. How did you feel?

What was going through your mind? Well, I was on a plane back from LA. So I was, my leg has never been more restless. I was like, I was on a plane back from LA, so I was, my leg has never been more restless. I was like,

I need to see. And this is, this is, Were you not getting live TV on the plane? Another I don't think so, honey, Delta. First of all,

still waiting on my 360 membership, my invite. I shouldn't be so entitled. Well, are you, do you feel entitled because you have the miles to have to?

No. Well, because the miles are five million, which is crazy. You automatically get an invitation if you get hit 5 million miles. Oh, that's crazy.

I wonder why I was invited. Because you slay. 360. When you're in the mirror, do you look at you see? Now, Delta did not... This is one thing that I'll give JetBlue. They've got live TV.

And for a moment like this, for Celine Dion's return to singing, I would have loved that. But alas, alack. But first thing I did when I got off the plane, when I de-planed was pull up that. Yeah. That video.

And my God. Watching that. Watching that. I've never been more emotional. The last time I was this emotional was, well, the last time I was this emotional was her videos announcing that she had SPS. I mean, honestly,

it was one of those things where I think in our group chat, Louis Fertel was like, it felt like the Lou Gehrig, I'm the luckiest man in the face of the earth moment, but with that element of performance that obviously that moment couldn't have. On the Eiffel Tower. It's just truly stunning.

Especially when you look at those photos that they're digging up now of her, like being photographed as a young girl in front of the Eiffel tower, her dream, having always been to sing there, you know, her saying recently in that documentary that her life's work is singing. It is her purpose. And she's when she said,

I will sing again. And just to see her, I was streaming it live. I woke up at like 10 in the morning. It was a long opening ceremony. Yeah, she was long. The girls had a lot of length. I was going to say, I don't know about this.

I'm not sure about the canal situation. I like a stadium. Sue me. Sue me. I like a stadium. They're probably getting cold. Yes! It's torrential, right?

Yeah. It was not ideal. Like, also, the French, the locals fucking hated it because they couldn't get to the other side. I have so many concerns about how they're going to logistic... I don't know how it is logistically feasible to have the Olympics in 2028 in Los Angeles, California. Y'all better fucking scurry.

Oh, there's no way I'm around because it's like a Tuesday at one and it's not tenable on the 101 sometimes. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? How the hell are we going to invite the world here? How? Don't know. It doesn't make any sense. But yeah, so apparently Francis pissed off. But again, back

to Celine, just watching her not even just get through it, which I was worried about her getting through it. I was also nervous that they had announced it prior because I'm like, think about the stress that must be put on that. I mean, performing anywhere in public

for her right now would be difficult, let alone the most public performance probably in the world. In her career, probably. Maybe. But not only that, she was amazing. Sounded like Celine. Sounded like Celine. Gestured like Celine.

Oh, yeah. I just felt so familiar. Did you watch the documentary? Well, you told me. You were the first person to tell me. How rough it was. How rough and sad it was. And I was like, I can't handle it.

One of the hardest experiences. I'm not getting anywhere near that. Because, you know, Celine know Celine like in the culture that's like mom like sweet yeah no one wants to watch her go international icon in pain growing up in Quebec

it's like she is God that's why like watching the video of her announcing SPS I was just like I'm not a crier I burst into tears I was like no I can't handle this. If I can't run, I'll walk. If I can't walk, I'll crawl.

I need call. And also, you know, just like how strong she's had to be with the loss of her husband, etc. The amount of pressure that it takes to be that kind of person for as long as she's been that kind of person for as long as

she's been that kind of person. Like she's a full blown international icon and industry, maybe one of the last ones where it's like actually possible to be that famous and that respected and that beloved in that way. Like just, so that was fucking triumphant. Triumphant is putting it mildly in the words of Mandy Moore. Of Mandy Moore, of fake Mandy Moore.

Yeah, of, yeah. Of the Mandy Moore imposter. Of the perfect blue Mandy Moore. Just like when there was that break in the music and she was like swelling with pride and like hope and like, I don't know if it was joy or what, whatever she was experiencing was so. That's what the Olympics are all about.

Say that. It is the human spirit coming to a groundswell. Yeah. A gathering in one place, the best of the world, everyone celebrating each other's ability. I'm sorry, I love the Olympics. I always have. You are amazing. You are amazing.

You are so amazing. You are incredible. The way that you speak I always have. You are amazing. You are amazing. You are so amazing. You are incredible. The way that you speak is so beautiful. You are amazing. Queen, I learned from the best, and they're right here in front of me. I'm inspired by y'all every day. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back.

I love that. I love that. Oh, my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through

did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt,

shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me.

It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian.

Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.. His father in Cuba. Mr. González wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.

Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace,

the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now, what else is going on in the words of Cynthia Bailey? Our favorite Celine song. Is it? Imperfections.

Oh, Imperfections. Oh my song. Is it? Oh, imperfections. Oh my God. If you know anything, you know, that Celine Dion's top song on streaming, I think is of course imperfections. The last album courage. It's one of the,

I got my own imperfections. It's so funny. It's actually nominated for record of the year next year at the culture awards. it's too early to announce. This is just a rumor. It's so funny. It's actually nominated for record of the year next year at the Culture Awards. No, it's too early to announce. This is just a rumor. This is just a rumor. No, I actually know. Oh, but this

is making up for the huge snub that it was never sung in Titanic. I'm just saying it's been snubbed. I'm literally getting breaking news. I'm being told by the voters that it's already nominated for record of the year next year at the Las Podresas Culture Awards. The voters? The voters are texting me. Oh, you know it's too long

a story to get into. Imperfection's going to open the show. That's not an opener, I would say. Maybe that's one with Josh and Aaron. We'll talk. That's really good. I'm partial to, and this is in Titanic, thank God. Thank talk. That's really good. I'm partial to, and this is in Titanic. Thank God.

Thank God. They got this right. But it's, it's, it's, it's, it's underrated is taking chances. Oh,

don't even talk to me about taking chances. Don't know much about your life. Don't know much about your world. But. Yes. A really good Glee cover. Leah Michelle. Say that. Leah Michelle. Also, can we talk about another good Glee cover. Lea Michele. Say that.

Lea Michele. Also, can we talk about another great Glee cover? Is Lea Michele doing Rihanna episode, what is it? Oh, Take a Bow? Take a Bow. Oh my God. No, first of all, don't talk to me about Lea Michele's talent. Lea Michele, that's a talented young girl.

It's actually really good. She's number 40. Lea Michele, that's a talented young girl. I understand people have their thoughts and their feelings. If we're going to talk about Glee covers,

remember the- And we are, I guess. And that first mashup episode where the girls did Walking on Sunshine into Halo for Beyonce.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love that. And what did they drink? Like a cold brew or something? What did they have? Yeah, yeah. Wait, the bit of the episode, what was it?

They drank like a juice that made them crazy? That is Ryan Murphy coded as fuck. That's how they broke that episode of comedic television. The girls drink energy drinks and sing a halo. I miss comedic breaks.

I miss it. In episodic TV. People are comparing Kamala to Leigh Michelle right now. Oh, really? With my girl. They're saying it's the same situation. It's like, oh my God, Biden was beanie. Biden was beanie and Kamala is Leigh Michelle right now. Oh, really?

It's like, oh my God, Biden was Beanie? Are you serious? Is this what gay Twitter's talking about right now? Beanie's approval rating was actually 26% nationally. Beanie was not going to win Michigan. Beanie Michelle came on this bitch mad as hell.

Oh my God. Yeah, she came in and she saved the country with that. You know, Bowen and I were there the second night. The second night. We went to go see Funny Girl.

No, it was no. For Leah's second night of Funny Girl. Actually, I bought a ticket to my mother and my aunt obsessed with Funny Girl growing up

and I bought a ticket to see Beanie and Beanie had called out which I guess she was doing quite a bit at that time because I think it was hard. But then I was like, I wish I

had waited because when we saw Lea Michele, she fucking tore it up. And I mean, I'm telling you, I'm not just talking about that. I am talking about Take a Bow. I am talking about Taking Chances. Taking Chances is in the pilot of Glee. It's in the pilot? Yes. It's when

Lea Michele walks up to the sign-in sheet. Yes, you're right! Yes. That's a great pilot. If that one thing you must give, Ryan Murphy executes a pilot the only way you should, which is to perfection.

And Jane Lynch, what a star. What a great turn. Also in Funny star. What a great turn. Also in Funny Girl. Also in Funny Girl. But Brett scurried as soon as Leah was coming. Well, now you hear what she says. She says she wishes she had stayed in the show.

I said Tova Feldscher would like a word. Let Tova cook. It's actually Real Culture number 80. Tova Feldscher would like a word. And hey, let Tova cook. Season four of Walking Dead, Miss Tova stepped ontoirm would like a word And hey, let Tova cook Season 4 of Walking Dead Miss Tova stepped onto set Oh! Everybody know who's mayor, okay?

Oh, everybody know who's Rachel Bloom's mother And crazy ex-girlfriend Tova really books Tova books She books She should You forget, Tova books She has no problem working

No Tova has no problem working. That's a rule of culture. That's rule of culture number 47. Tova has no problem working. I did not know that. No, I don't watch Walking Dead. Can I say,

it's the most disgusting, twisted show I've ever seen. Are you watching Fallout? Have you seen Fallout? I just, I'm on the second to last episode. I'm obsessed with Fallout. It's incredible. Multiple Emmy nominations, by the way. Well, just, I'm on the second to last episode. I'm obsessed with Fallout. It's incredible.

Multiple Emmy nominations, by the way. Well, yes, I was like- The girls clocked it early. It's- I just, I can see it in the future. Bowen's going up to Ella Purnell and they're having a moment at the Emmys. And those eyes, I know you love it.

Oh, she's pretty. And Slade in Yellow Jacket. I mean, she's a stunning girl. She's a star. Talk about Belgravia. What is that? What's Belgravia. What is that? What's Belgravia? Belgravia on MGM Plus.

Amazon. Girl. It was famously reviewed viciously in The Guardian. The review begins like clickety clacking again. No, it's Julian Fellow's. Julian Fellow is typing again. Oh, no, this was the most savage line of any review in history is the first line of this.

Well, Julian Fellowes has been typing again. It was so savage. I laughed for an hour. That's Jiminy Glick level. That is Jiminy Glick. Someone's got a writer. Oh, someone's been writing. This is a Jiminy house.

Oh, period. We might have, Jiminy might have to go to some play later. We might need a Jiminy night. Yeah, we might need Jiminy night. Yeah, we love Jiminy. Martin Short, the heterosexual that you are. Oh, yeah. He's one of our best.

It's true. If every man was like a gay, straight, whatever, that you are. Oh, yeah. He's one of our best. It's true. He's incredible. If every man was like gay, straight, whatever, was like Martin Short, there would be no war. Yeah. It would be funny-ass Canadians down.

I have a feeling he's voting blue. I have a feeling he's in the K. I think he's voting blue. I think he's K-Hive. I think he's just, he's almost as K-Hive

as these Provincetown folks. And I'm telling you, these Provincetown folks are really in the can for Kamala. I know he has a T-shirt silkscreen. The way this merch... They don't seem very close lately. Oh, someone's trying to dig for some tea.

Okay. Yes, the rumor is that... No, we can't. Well, we can't speculate and gossip on lost culture anymore? My, how the times have changed. Remember when they used to say whatever the fuck they wanted? Now the press will run with anything.

Oh, speaking of which, there's someone at EW fucking who listens to... No, Bowen, don't do this. No, no, I don't care. Who's listening to this podcast, mining every little thing I have to say about SNL. I really fucking hate what they do over there with me. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop it. Don't fully spell it. No, I pulled out of a round table because I was like, no, you're not getting me. Don't fucking take my words out of context when I talk about my job. You did take them out of context, you guys. They absolutely did. That was a mess.

And then, guess what? EW, there's pickup there. People fucking turn out all this. And the next thing you know, Ben Shapiro is sharing my quotes on his Facebook. And now all these fucking MAGA fucking assholes are like commenting on my shit. Whatever. I'm like, and I'm sorry.

I hate MAGA. I really don't like this Cheeto. I don't like that. That Cheeto. That Cheeto in office. What, what rule of culture was that? Seven. Rule of culture number seven. I Cheeto in office. What rule of culture was that? Seven.

Rule of culture number seven. I hate MAGA. And I don't like that Cheeto. And I don't want him back in office at all. And you know what? Quote me, EW. Okay, I said it with my chest. I don't like that Cheeto at all.

Like Taylor says, do not come for my job. Speaking of conservative voices, did you notice that Megyn Kelly went back to her Fox News hair? I feel, I have not been keeping up. Okay, so have you been tracking the hair? First of all, I'm now remembering. First of all,

I'm the only one keeping up. I remember one of House and I's big arguments is whether the movie Bombshell is good. Because he's- I never saw it. But you love Nicole so much. Nicole went through hell for that film. She's wearing a 20-pound wig.

Yeah. She's on a bike the entire film. Uh-huh. They have her on a bike. And they're all having to deal with- Nicole went through hell for that film. And they're all prosthesis. I mean, those- It was. It was Madonna boot camp.

The only thing I will say is, you know, like, whatever, whatever. But they ate. The girls ate. Okay. Don't take that away from me. Margot was good. I'm neutral. Margot was great.

You know what? I think Bombshell is, it's an interesting watch. I didn't think it was a bad movie. I thought it was surprising that it got Oscar traction. It was an uphill battle to make a movie about that place. Is that Jay Roach? I don't remember.

Who wrote Bombshell? It was James Cameron. And we needed his eye on this situation. It's not the car of the seed bearer. It's the seed bearer. It's J. Roach. It is J. Roach. Yeah, it was alright. But anyway,

I've been watching... I haven't been watching almost any Megyn Kelly because I know... What was it that I saw? Oh, this is what I wanted to say. Because Mayor Pete, which I'll still call him, has been on Fox News a lot. He's been all over it.

Crushing it. And can I say something to the people at Fox News? And you're not listening, but I just want to throw this out there. The thing is, like, every time you invite him on there, you truly play yourself because you guys look so dumb. And also, you have to understand,

whoever's in HMU at Fox News is beating his face to hell. That man's skin at Fox News is beating his face to hell that man's skin on Fox News is nuts and his hair has never looked better he's like he looks like he's looking like a stud I think he brings his own HMU you think that Mayor Pete has his own HMU

I think if you're in the cabinet you got HMU I mean let me tell you I think Chastin knows a few things around the makeup counter and he's taking care of his husband. I'm just saying, when you go on a thing like the Today Show or whatever,

you usually don't bring your own grooming? I bring my own. Okay, did Jessica come with me to that? Yes, Jessica came with you to Today Show. To beat me for Rockefeller's son? For Have You Heard of Christmas, for Rockefeller's son. I remember Jessica was there.

She looks good. The skin is really skinny. And I don't know what the issue is. You think he's had work done? But it's looking... Retinol. It's retinol. And...

You think he has some jawline filler. He's looking more ready for camera. And it's because those Fox News girls keep bringing him on. Because I guess they have a... They're edgelords. They literally have like a fetish of being humiliated because the girl is beating them down yeah you could actually see in this one last interview he did the woman was interviewing him like drag and drop fox news blonde host and he was like running train on her

and you can see in her eyes a little bit that she was she was she was turned on by it i think they do like it oh that's what i'm saying it. I think they do like it. Oh, God. That's what I'm saying. And I think it must be getting through to some people because he's constantly there. I wonder if people call in and they're like, oh, that Mayor Pete, he really annoys us.

But they love it. He drives a viewership or something. I don't know. I need to know if he brings his own grooming. I think he probably does. Really? I think he was on Daily Show and I think he had the same be...

We cannot talk about Mayor Pete's makeup. I mean, I think we are. And I actually think this is the only podcast that will talk about Mayor Pete's grooming. And I mean, grooming as in HMU. Not grooming like our favorite activity.

It's so funny. I think we should have that conversation. I think we should have that conversation. It's so funny. I think we should have that conversation. I think we should have that conversation. We're in P-Town right now. It's family week, which is a huge LOL. Groom, groom. Bitches say you can't catch me. Groom, groom. Grooming all these children.

Now EW is coming for us on that one. Hey, EW, we have your number. Entertainment Weekly. Oh my God. Yung admits grooming proclivities on Las Coturistas. Hey, EW, we have your number. Entertainment Weekly. Oh, my God. Bo Nyang admits grooming proclivities on Las Coturistas. The SNL star newly minted three-time Emmy nominee. Or actually, get it right.

Stop. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh, my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg you're recording us i am disgusted never in a million years after everything we've been through did i think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy we were friends how could you do this to me i don't't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.

Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional

dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.

He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.

His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or

wherever you get your podcasts. Anyway, you know what I'm also loving? What are you loving? I'm like getting on Reservation Dogs finally. Oh yeah, yeah, I heard it's good. Oh my god. It's the show, it just did really well with the Emmy nominations. In fact yeah, yeah. I heard it's good. Oh, my God. It's the show.

It just did really well. In fact, the last season, but they just got nominated. Oh, my God. Fabulous. I'm one of those people. I'm like, for some reason, I'm like waking up to FX on Hulu.

Can they make a bad show? I don't think so. I mean, first of all, I want to tell you something. There was no bigger fan of Hulu's A Teacher than me, Matt Rogers. Thank you. Thank you, girl. A teacher, okay? A teacher?

More like a show. That is the elite Mara. Yeah, elite Mara. Say it louder. Elite Mara is the elite Mara. It might be a real culture. Oh my god, I'm afraid. Although, you don't think that's true. No, I'm just like, I'm really, I'm clutching my pearls. Why don't we watch Carol and we'll get back to it?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I can tell the house was being so silent. Why are we always like ganging up on Rooney all of a sudden? No one was ganging up. No one was ganging up. And here's the thing. It's not a gang up on Rooney just to give Kate Mara one single flower. And the people don't give her one single flower.

But I'm sorry. It was a gang up because Charlton was saying she's that y'all were saying she was the elite Mara. And so that's a gang up on my girl. It's not a gang up on. It's first of all, people might listen to this podcast and be like Bowen Yang is the elite talent. They might. No one is saying that. It's not a gang up on me.

No one is saying that, by the way. They're all saying that. For us to a gang up on me. No one is saying that, by the way. They're all saying that. For us to like totally like fucking blow past Rooney, it's like she gave you the social network and Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and then she was in Carol. Like she can do it all. She was also in her, her erasure,

and it happens way more than anyone knows. It's happening in small towns across America. They're erasing the movie Her. Rooney and Her? You see, you didn't even remember that she was in it. She plays Joaquin's ex. Oh, yeah, I know. I remember.

I saw the movie twice. I loved her. I loved her. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? And I think I saw that twice, too. Carol Flung Out of Space? Carol. Hit, hit, hit.

Hit, hit, hit. That story? Her eating that piece of pie? I'm going to say two words again a teacher a teacher that Jesus movie oh sure sure sure sure

Kate Mara baby it's not Kate Mara no Kate Mara can give you everything first of all two words a teacher but here's another two words Brokeback Mountain bitch

and people forget about the supporting women in Brokeback Mountain they don't forget about Michelle Williams she gets spoken about in that movie

Anne Hathaway was just as good as spoken about in that movie. Anne Hathaway was just as good as Michelle Williams in that movie. Linda Cardellini, listen to me right now. Icon. Kills it in Brokeback Mountain. Icon. And Kate Mara in that last scene with Heath Ledger,

after she leaves and she says she's getting married and he's like, I'm proud of you. And then she leaves. So young. And he goes to his closet and pulls out Jack Twist's old shirt and says Jack Osweiler. Jack Nasty. Jack Nasty. I, no, we

love both Maras equally in this house. I just have to I don't think you heard what we said. I love TV and I love movies. They're different. Period. I love cake, I love pie. They're different. Period. I love cake. I love pie. They're ruling different kingdoms.

Clearly. Charlton. Charlton's like over there just loving cake. Three words. Cake boy. Under the bridge. Oh, yeah. I got to get into that one.

Four words. The girl from Plainville. I had to get. I was worried there about Plainville. And is that the elite fanning? Yes. You're saying Elle is the elite fanning? Yes.

Right now. Super eight. Well, that was the big breakout. Elle stepped onto the scene and said, I mean, Elle fanning and the beguiled. Yeah, period. I do love Dakota and Elle equally. Okay, interesting.

Which is different than Kate, who I love better I do love Dakota and Elle equally okay interesting which is different than Kate who I love better than Renee first of all they stuck Dakota on that goddamn spooky show

what was that show Miss Dakota was on yeah yeah yeah that and then like I think she was on there's this scary show with Josh Hartnett remember how

slayed Dakota was Penny Dreadful Penny Dreadful she was on that she was on that I think it was Alienist I. She was on that show. I didn't even think of the alienist. I didn't even think of the alienist.

I think you're making me. Can we talk for a second about Dakota in War of the Worlds? We can. She was amazing. She was incredible. She was the child actor for our movie. She's a Screen Actors Guild nominee as an individual for I Am Sam. Wow.

No one talks about it. No one talks about it. I think Dakota's gonna be a huge nominations leader next year at Culture Awards. Oh my god. You know what I haven't watched yet and I do feel badly about this, but I need to watch it, is Ripley.

Oh yeah, I haven't seen Ripley either. I have to just sit down and clean it and knock it out because I heard it's spectacular. Oh, me too, me too. And we love Andy. We love Andy. I'm sure he, do you think he ever goes by Andy, Andrew Scott? All the time, every day. You guys think? I think I would have to call a band.

Oh my God. Oh my God. It's like Provincetown is rubbing off on these gay guys all around us. But Ripley shot beautifully. Have you watched it yet? Yes. You think it's stunning?

Totally different take because I have to say, like, for me, the talented Mr. Ripley is like a top 10. Yeah, yeah. And Gwyneth is so iconic. That's Steve Blanchett

entering the mainstream scene. I know you're kidding. It's incredible. And I think it's Matt Damon's best role. Yeah. Jude Law. Jude Law's perfect previous to human male as looked on

ever yeah but this is a totally different take it's very dark and Ripley is not as innocent in this

he is sure Machiavellian like dark dark and Andrew's of course fabulous yeah he's a total star

but the way it's shot it's giving Francis Ha it's giving yes it's very Francis Ha, it's giving... Yes, it's very Francis Ha. It's surprising to the darker people. Yes, because Francis Ha

is a very light movie. Very light film. Let's find Greta and he touches it. Greta is everywhere you look. I have to see Francis Ha, actually. I've never seen it.

It's fun. It's great. Yeah. I love Greta. Adam Driver's really good in it. I actually stand, though, Mistress America. Mistress America!

I think Mistress is the superior film. I went to see Mistress America by myself one Thanksgiving at the Mine in Colorado. I was like, I guess I'm seeing this fucking gay-ass movie. I guess I'm... Lola Kirk.

Lola Kirk. Is she the elite Kirk? Wait. No, Lola Kirk is not the elite Kirk. I'm not talking about this. I did karaoke with her at Macri Park to set it down. Lola Kirk? She did what? I did karaoke with Lola Kirk at Macri Park. Kirk is not the elite Kirk. I'm not talking about this. Lola Kirk?

She did what? I did karaoke with Lola Kirk at Macri Park. Oh. Where we have also done karaoke. Yes. She set it down. Is it hard to shut Macri Park down? No.

But she did do that. That's something. We have to. Jared just walked back in from the gym, Brag. And you have to break a tie. Who is the elite Mara? Come say it. Mara sister. Mara sister. Who is the elite Mara? Come say it. Mara's sister. Mara's sister. Who is the elite Mara's sister? Rooney.

Betrayal, betrayal, betrayal. He hasn't seen a teacher. Which, by the way, I'm not saying Rooney is the elite Mara. I'm saying you guys cannot fucking steamroll Rooney like that by saying Kate is... And just to go back to Lola Kirk real quick, she has a band and is a singer

And I saw her at the German Gotschier Hall in Ridgewood And she tore Speaking of the word singer Did you see Sabrina Carpenter's fragrance ad? Cherry? Cherry Baby She walks over to a cherry, puts the stem in her mouth

Takes it out and it's a little heart shape And she winks at the camera and then it says Cherry Baby The new fragrance from Sabrina Carpenter. And I said, if you don't smell like Cherry Baby this fall, I'm not talking to you. We certainly aren't going on a second date. If you haven't spritzed Cherry Baby on your

little Cherry Babies, I mean your ball sack, they're not going in my mouth. Yeah, no. Listen, here's what I'll say. Take that, EW. This is what I'm going to pitch. I know Sabrina is probably going to be the one doing the ads for Cherry Baby the Fragrance. Bone and I would love to help. We would love to be involved in Cherry Baby

ads. If you guys want us to come just do a quick cameo in any Cherry Baby ads, we would love to do that. And really, Sabrina, any way you want to collaborate with us. Not now though. Recently, Matt and I have turned down some opportunities with some girlies. With perfume agencies. with perfume agencies exactly the real housewives of new york city are back for another bite of the big apple look who it is

joined by elite new friends rebecca minkoff have you ever heard of her? But things could change in a New York Minute. She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy. What? You've told her? Not today, Satan. Not today. The Real Housewives of New York City. All new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had.

We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations.

I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine.

I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.

On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian.

Elian Gonzalez. everywhere. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, listen, we've had a spirited conversation about so many things in culture and now it's time for the I Don't Think So Honey Olympics. This is going to be just like the regular segment, except we have three incredible people here who are going to all give their thoughts in the form of an I Don't

Think So Honey, which is our one minute segment where we ran to get something in culture that we just don't like so much but first but first coffee no but first we'll do it we'll go right I love but first coffee first coffee bring it back bring it back I think it's so funny do you think Provincetown's going blue for the in the election you know what let me think about it. Yes. Yeah. Okay. We have to take you to that lesbian store too. You're going to be in heaven. I'm one of the lesbians store. All right.

So this is I Don't Think So Honey and I do have something. You want to time me? Okay. Yeah. This is Matt Rogers. I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey.

It is a huge issue in the gay community when they give you your prep and it's in the packet. The cotton ball? Oh, no, no, no. It's in this thing. What would you call it? It's like a pamphlet. It's like a booklet of prep and not a little pill bottle.

Look, Jared, go get it. This is literally how they give out your prep now. It's like, how the hell am I supposed to travel with this? What is wrong? It's modeled after birth control. It's modeled after birth control, which, by the way,

that's inconvenient as hell too. That is not the right equivalent. This is ridiculous. First of all, I'm a gay. I'm a go on the go i gotta get places this is impossible to pack it's bigger than a dog customs this is crazy first of all why wouldn't you put pills in pill bottles i know i'm talking to my sisters now when i say this there is nothing better about this than the way it was we need to go back to before and i'm talking about everything in this country the way it was. We need to go back to before. And I'm talking about everything in this country. The discourse is toxic.

We need to go back to the way we used to speak to each other. Old town values. We need prep in pill bottles. And that's one minute. Old town values. Prep in pill bottles. All right. I miss the old days where I got my prep in pill bottles.

Well, okay. What now? I'm coming right up. So put the clock on me. Okay. He's coming right up, so put the clock on me. Okay. He's coming right up. This is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now.

I Don't Think So Honey, the prep pill bottles, because I'm still on that stuff. And why do they got to put a cotton ball in there? Yeah, every time I'm opening my new prep bottle, I got to make my fingers a tweezer and pinch a little cotton ball out. What, so it doesn't clack, clack, clack in my job kit? I don't give a fuck. All I got to make my fingers a tweezer and pinch a little cotton ball out. What? So it doesn't clack, clack, clack in my job kit.

I don't give a fuck. I want people to know that I'm fucking and sucking. Okay. And, and yeah, I'll take two. If I, if I, if I forgot. If you got an extra breeding. If I got an extra breeding. If you breed someone who looks a little dangerous, you got to pop two.

Part two of my I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. These over-eager tops up there who, yeah, I get it. My hole is amazing. If I say maybe not tonight, don't try to keep jockeying in there. 15 seconds. I go,

I was literally about to stop this guy this week and be like, I was gonna say the word. Are you ready for this? Dude, in the middle of sex. Can you imagine someone saying that? Are you saying that to anyone? The word? Yeah, I can imagine it.

Five seconds. It's not going to happen tonight. No, I get it. Get out of there. And that is kind of your tone of the line. That's one minute. Here's what I'll say. You're in the right town.

There's a lot of tops here. Sure. And they take no for an answer. They take no for an answer. They take no for an answer. They better. you're in the right town there's a lot of tops sure but these tops better listen they take no for an answer they take no for an answer they better because otherwise we might be getting

you might have a fucking problem with me yeah you don't want a problem with Bowen Yang and P-Town you do not want to you don't

you know and also we forgot to just mention the cotton that can't be good for the environment no can I ask

what is the thing with the cotton in any bottle of medication? I ask you my pre... That's wool. I'm sorry. Yeah. I forgot that. But what? Why?

Cotton is from a flower and not an animal. Yeah. The lamb community... Yeah. The lambily is coming for me. The lambily has officially ate your ass. Girl. Chewed your ass out, rather.

Why is there those little cottons in pills? Why is that? I think to prevent the pills from breaking if they hit the wall. Jesus Christ. So I'm saying, yes, let's go back to the bottle, but let's take the cotton ball out. I'm just saying. Shake my pills. Shake my pills.

Shake my pills. New Lisa from Temecula just dropped. Shake my pills. I'm just saying, Listen to the sound this makes Like it's fucking thick This is a It's a brochure No you're right

It's a cheesecake factory menu It's literally Can I tell you something This is the first time I'm seeing this Essentially it's a good reminder I'm gonna take my pill now Who am I ready I'm gonna take my pure ferment too

By the way pure ferment You can't I respect the hell out of y'all Keep sending Oh I love pure for man baby look at i have it on display the bum bum hello bitch the bum bum goes so hard the bum bum people people go no we can't what are you saying jared is doing an impression of someone we met on vacation.

We did meet someone on vacation who we were talking to them, and then they got their passport out, and... She might listen. That's okay. Her passport was... It was like Looney Tunes. Well, no, because the thing is, like, we were just standing there, like, completely still.

There was no movement at all. And she, like, had her passport in her hands. And then out of nowhere, this like. It was like. It was like a slapstick moment. It was slapstick. It was Charlie motherfucking Chaplin, which is not slapstick. I know, but you know what I mean?

Is he not slapstick? I don't think he's technically considered slapstick. Well, damn. Oh, no, he is slapstick. No, you're right. A teacher towards me. No, no, no, damn. Oh, no, he is slapstick. No, you're right. A teacher towards me. No, no, no, no. No, Charlie Chaplin is slapstick.

A teacher towards me in the best way. Not in the evil groomer way that Kate Mara so expertly portrayed. She was so brilliant as a groomer in that show. Kate Mara's grooming was so convincing. Better than Julianne's? Oh, Julianne. Julianne had some good grooming. She did a great grooming in May, December.

Let's be real. Yeah, let's be real. Kate Mara, Julianne Moore. Thank you. I'm not dealing with this Kate Mara. I also have to say, Kate Mara has not turned a performance that's nearly as good as either Carol or Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. You didn't watch a teacher and so you don't have a leg to stand on.

You want her episode of Pose? It's my birthday. I won't be spoken to like this. Next to see her episode of Pose. Her episode of Pose. Who could forget? What else do you got Kate Mara? No one's ever been better when being pushed in front of a train. Period. Oh, please.

Her claim to fame. Spoiler alert. Far different. Taylor was amazing in Amsterdam. She gave everything in that moment. Yeah. I was so proud of my girl. No, I'm sorry.

Rachel McAdams is the best. Yeah, she really did that. At getting pushed in front of a car? Or just being hit by a large vehicle. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. And shoving up your hair. Ah! That's what that moment is. I'm just being hit by a large hairball. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. And shove it up your hairy. That's what that moment is.

I'm going to chase my prep pill with my Heineken while you announce Jared Freider. This is Jared Freider's I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. Okay, so this goes out to Logan. Logan, we love you. This is basically my cousin Rachel Stryker's I Don't Think So, Honey, which is I Don't Think So, Honey, pediatric cancer. Out of all cancer research funding, only 4%, only 4% goes to pediatric cancer. So fucked up.

We need to donate to pediatric cancer to stop it. And on that same limb, I Don't Think So Honey Brooks from season 10 of The Real Housewives of Orange County, who faked cancer, one of the greatest reunions of all time. Watch it, watch it. Dig yourself a bigger grave, Iggy. Dig it, dig it. 30 seconds the greatest reunions of all time. Watch it. Watch it. Dig yourself a bigger grave, Biggie. Dig it. Dig it.

I don't think so, honey. Shannon Bedore never coming on this podcast yet. We got to get her on. Oh, okay. We got to get Archie on the pod. It needs to happen. Shannon and Archie, her dog. Shannon and Archie together.

I envision two more mics at this table. Everyone, ruff, ruff, huddling around, talking about when Brooks faked cancer. 15 seconds. I don't think so, honey. Cancer. And I think that that is something that we all should be discussing for the rest of P-Town. Okay. Five seconds.

Do you want to do one more? And thank you to all my homies out there. And to your birthday. Happy birthday. And to all his homies out there. Love you, Logan. Yeah, I mean, that's a very spirited one. And it dovetailed perfectly into pop Love you, Logan. Yeah, I mean, that's a very spirited one. Very spirited.

And it dovetailed perfectly into pop culture. I had to. I had to take it to a Brooks place. Rachel inspired me to do that. Did you know? It's an important message. Yes. Did you know that Jared watches the Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Part 3 every night before he goes to bed?

And do we mean every night? Every single night. Until I set up that app that you told me about. Endel, which we've loved. I love Endel. We love Endel so much. I love the soundscape of Vicky Gunnelson screaming. Come on, house.

Get over here. It's time to do I Don't Think So, Honey. This is Patrick Rodgers' I Don't Think So, Honey. You guys are going to be introduced to Charlton last because you haven't met him yet. Charlton has a big debut. And I asked if he had anything to say and he said always. Always.

All right. So here comes House. You want to count him down, Bon Yang? This is Patrick Rodgers' house. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. Speaking of important messages, according to the director of retail business development at Hello Kitty, Hello Kitty is not a cat.

She's actually a little girl born and raised in the suburbs of London. Yes. I don't think so, honey. That's not a girl. That's a cat. Girl, quit this narrative. I'm so sick of hearing about

how this is a little girl. This is not Abigail Breslin. This bitch has been dressed like a cat since I was born. Dressed like a cat? She's always been a cat. 30 seconds. She's always... Wait, now hold on. Now hold on. I don't see you dressed like a cat since I was born. Dressed like a cat? She's always been a cat. 30 seconds. She's always.

Now hold on. Now hold on. Is she a cat or is she dressed like a cat? No, no, no. Do you see they attack me? They attack my beliefs because they know how important message this is. This is a cat who's going about her business and she does not need to be disrespected into saying that she's a human. If you've ever met a cat, you know they do not want to be disrespected into saying that she's a human. If you've ever met a cat,

you know they do not want to be associated with human beings. Trust me. Hello Kitty has always been a cat. She will always be a cat. And I don't want this narrative to continue for another second. And that's one minute.

I want you to know, wait, first of all, the first thing when you type in is hello into Google, the first thing is hello kitty a cat. Are you kidding me? It's a thing. I'm sorry. This is just to correlate and be a supplemental material.

Celeste and I wrote a whole fucking sketch about this. Yes. Like this is still driving us crazy. It's an insane conversation that that company will not get up. Won't budge. No, it's satanic. Sorry, Celeste, me, and the Please Don't Destroy Boys,

we wrote this Hello Kitty sketch. Kiki Palmer. I do remember this. It's Charlton Lamb's time. Wait, did you have something to contribute to the Hello Kitty discourse? Oh, you want to add to that? I just want to say,

just know that Hello Kitty's always been a cat. Thank you. Just know that. Always been a cat. Thank you. Just know that. Always been a cat. This is Charlton Lamb, everyone. It's your honor to meet him today. And I'm very excited to hear what you got for us. Charlton, this is, I'm very excited too.

This is very anticipated for me. This is Charlton Lamb's I Don't Think So Any Time starts now. Hi. Okay. I just want to start and say I'm not really ever on the application Grindr. Okay. But when I am and if you see me on there, please do

as my headline says and take me on your boat. Yes! But I just want to say, I don't think so honey. People who post screenshots of people telling them they were good at sex as part of their profile on grinder like this is one of the best holes i've ever had you are so good it's so weird it's like why am i scrolling through your album and it's like nude nude and then like a

review of you being good like some sort of creepy nasty jackie weaver for your consideration campaign. It's so bizarre. And like, also like, one thing that is not part of whether I want to have sex with you is if someone else enjoyed having sex with you. Like, that's not part of it. It's like, am I attracted to you? Are you hot?

It's meaningless data. It's like, hey, just even though you think I'm not cute, just so you know, I actually have a 4.8 and turns on blowing and I'm working on raising my ring. No, I don't think so.

And that is one minute. I mean, I think we have our winner. We have our winner right there. I think Charlton has won the Adam thinks I'm the Olympian. Congratulations, bro. Congratulations. I have to say, I think we might have seen the same person because I had never Wait.

Is it here locally in P-Town? You're busted. It's someone in P-Town? Is it here locally in P-Town? It's here in P-Town. You're busted. It's here in P-Town. And the other thing is like the reply is always the most like, thank you so much, man. I really love that. I really was working on it.

Like, why is it this way? This reminds me of I was at Chinese school one year and a little kid. It was kind of the cutest thing, but it was this little kid held up a blue eyes, white dragon card from Yu-Gi-Oh, a powerful card in Yu-Gi-Oh and just walked around and just kind of like showed it to everybody. Yeah. Let it, let you know status.

Like letting you know, but it's like, well, everyone has that card, but also it's like, everyone's had sex. It's so like, I've fucked before.

It's literally like, it's like, it is. It's posting like, I've fucked before. It's literally like, it's like it is. It's posting your own reviews. It's crazy. And also it's like, I don't know. Do you guys regularly follow up with trade afterwards? No. Not like that. Not like that.

Not like that. Not like, hey, leave a review would really help me. It's not the actual podcast app. No. That was fun. See you soon. Totally. See you again. Yes. This all being said, by the way, if you do give us a five-star review on the podcast app, it actually does help.

It actually does help. Actually, we've had some crazy people lately sort of drag us, so please give us a five-star review. You better not look. It's not that I... I see it every now and then. I'm like, I wish some of the readers would come through. So give us a five-star review. And I'm so happy that's the way that this podcast is going to end.

Can we just thank Charlton, Patrick, and Frida? Happy birthday, Frida. Happy birthday, Frida. It's Jared's birthday and he's one of our favorites. And we love you very much, Jared, Frida. Do you want to say one more thing to all the your fans your homies Jared's fans are called homies

are his fans called homies yeah if you're a Jared fan you're a homie to all my homies my Dade County dreamers to all my Dade County dreamers I just want to say I hope you had a Brad summer and vote for Kamala Harris

for president thanks homies thanks homies we end every episode with a song for Robbins Town we're gonna see you there

nailed it now I think it might have been better the first time but your effort was spectacular bye bye

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