Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "FEMME FATALE" (w/ Max Wittert)
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Forever.
Dog.
Look, man. Oh, I see. Dog. Me and the guest were discussing how it was the hottest day ever.
And I realized that me and the guest do something similar.
You guys spread open in front of a fan.
We spread open in front of fans.
Can I tell you all a new phenomenon that's been happening to me?
Your hole gets hot?
Well, I am just generally hot in my apartment. And I was describing it like, know how like cats and dogs like like sort of
absentmindedly
will do something
to cool themselves off
like lick themselves
or like go in
to go in a shady area
oh what's yours
sometimes I'll just like
come to
and I'll be just like
standing over my air conditioning
with like
my butthole on it
whoa
I'm anally fixated I think
ah
why do I want
why do I want to cool
my hole down so bad
I think I think it it probably want to cool my hole down So bad I think it probably feels
I'm just gonna
Go out on a limb and say
Why am I doing that
It's probably a moist part of your body
And for you to get the air on it
Feels really nice
Because then it engages
Whatever moisture is going on down there
The bleemis
Actually famously The rectal area It engages whatever moisture is going on down there. The bleemis. The bleemis.
It engages the bleemis.
Actually, famously, the rectal area,
that whole what we call the world, in quotes,
is actually called the bleemis.
It's from the Greek word bleemis.
Now, I think we should just bring the reader up to speed
on what your world means.
Now, Matt, I vividly remember this moment. We were traveling
with Papi Roulade,
our sketch group, back in the day. We were in
many years ago.
We were in Charleston? No, we
were in
Durham, Raleigh.
Somewhere in that area.
Yes, Chapel Hill.
Did I hook up with someone? No, but
we got to our hotel room and then
you were anally fixated or you were just you were doing a lot with your ass that day you were like
poking it out just like just like really shaking your ass in front of us and we got to our hotel
room and then you had just gotten on this bit about calling about just about looking into
someone's eyes like it'd be my eyes or sudi's's eyes. You'd be like, let me show you my world.
Yeah, it's called your world.
So the area of your taint,
butthole and butt
and lower balls,
that's your world, everyone.
And when you let someone into your world,
that's how you say that.
So instead of using the word bleemus,
or instead of using the word,
sorry, but rectum,
or little hole,
you can say,
you let them into your world
but you
you showed them the world
do you remember your performance though
like
like this is truly
it was so grounded
and I really commend you
um
you would just
you would look into someone's eyes
you'd lock into their eyes
and say
like it was the most
vulnerable thing
absolutely
I'm an incredibly vulnerable
performer
yes
and you
and you would say
I'm ready to show you my world I'm ready to show you my world.
I'm ready to show you my world.
But it was like,
it was like,
you were like,
you've never done this.
You were clearly a little scared.
There's a little bit of fear.
You'd be like,
I'm ready to show you my world.
Yes.
Give me the space to do this emotionally.
Okay.
I'm ready to show you my world. i this is a weird note but it was more
feminine i'm ready to show you my world that was it and then you would and then you would i would
spread you would turn around and then just like fucking undulate your ass in front of someone's
face and it was truly the funniest thing in the world that was was my early 20s, you guys. I mean, I was much more ass forward.
Now, not so much.
Well, now you're ass in front of the air conditioner.
Exactly.
I mean, it's really, it's a thing about cooling down versus, you know, being sexual.
You are very much, you're very anally fixated.
Yes.
Well, I just dealt with a hemorrhoid, a thrombosed hemorrhoid.
Right.
So now, is that dealt with?
It's dealt with. And you know what? I really
thank my team of
experts who really pointed me to
Preparation H and Lansing
options. Speaking of your butt,
yeah, I, what, our guest
just acted like he was revolted. I think
he was revolted on my word choice with the word
Lansing, which is my word of the summer.
Lance. I am now on record on
this podcast as saying that I once had a cyst
on my butthole,
lanced and drained.
And I think Patty Harrison would,
I think in her,
her concert storyline
in which she described
Ellen DeGeneres lancing,
concert goers.
Lancing her fans.
With her,
with her rhino horn penis.
It's a way to say speared.
It's a way to say speared
or, you know,
impale or something.
But it's a fun,
chic 2019 way of saying it.
Speaking of your butthole, how was your weekend?
My weekend was okay.
You had a lover here.
Yeah.
And it was really complicated.
Why was it complicated?
It was fun.
We had a really lovely time.
Wasn't as much anal stuff as you would think.
As you were hoping?
I actually was kind of relieved.
I was like, oh, thank God.
Honestly, sometimes it's a relief.
Sometimes when anal sex is off the table, it's a relief.
It's actually real culture number six.
Sometimes when anal sex is off the table, it's a relief.
Because it's so much to deal with.
And I got to tell you, my hemorrhoid flared up.
Oh, God.
Because of the anal sex.
No.
I still want to live in this space of
nothing going on down there.
Nothing alarming going on down there for a little bit.
And then put myself out there
with my world, with my bleemess.
All of it.
God bleemess you.
God bleemess you.
And God bleemess our guest who I think is an anal person.
I think he's an anal person.
And I think that that can be
attributed to many things. Can I tell you, our guest is I think, an anal person. I think he's an anal person. And I think that that can be attributed to many things.
Can I tell you, our guest is, I think,
and I truly understand the hyperbole in this statement,
but what I think makes me laugh without feel
anytime I see him.
I love this person so deeply.
Very just like pure comedic energy.
Pure comedic energy, Chaos at such an intellectual
level. I love him
so much. He makes me laugh every
single time I see him. I saw this person perform
at the Bell House like
maybe like a week, week and a half ago for
a gay show for all people. It was singular.
It was like you've never seen anyone
else do this. He's so fucking
funny. Yeah, I loved it. And talented.
So talented. So smart. So kind. So lovely. Such's so fucking funny. Yeah, I loved it. And talented. So talented. Talented illustrator. So smart.
So kind. So lovely. Such a talented illustrator.
Such a talented vocalist.
Yeah.
Bleemus. Bleemus. Oh my god.
And he has a lot of
things that you can see around town.
One of which is Get Real.
Co-hosted with Joe Castlebaker. With Joe Castlebaker,
friend of the pod even. Another Judy even.
He was just at this year's Clusterfest with the Variety Hour.
Absolutely up next.
Up next.
That's what they say when you are quite literally up next.
Up next.
In terms of being embraced by the mainstream audience.
By Viacom.
By America.
By America.
I mean, if you get up next, you can probably say this person will probably have a sketch show on Comedy Central.
Absolutely.
You can probably say that.
You can probably say that.
He hosts the fabulous podcast So Fascinating with Ruby McAllister.
Another friend of the pod.
Another friend of the pod.
He just put up his wonderful show with Sam Taggart, another friend of the pod.
And also, coming soon in the future, an announcement about an upcoming solo show.
In September.
In September.
Stay tuned for that.
I am very excited to have this person here
because it's been a long time coming.
We've wanted him to be on the show for a very long time.
So please, reader, welcome into your ears
Max Winter.
Kevin Spacey!
Kevin Spacey is here. Kevin, go ahead.
I've been acquitted
It's Kevin Spacey
And honey I've got a new voice
And he's got a new voice
Oh my god
Kevin it's so great to have you
Alright no just kidding
It's Max Stupid
It's Max Stupid
You have your phone out
I was just like madly
Cause like I was like
Okay do I
What do I take
I have so many things
I want to like respond to Okay go I was like, okay, what do I take? I have so many things I want to respond to.
Okay, go, go, go.
Really quickly.
Yeah, okay, sure.
Go.
No, really quickly.
Okay, fine.
Okay.
Go.
Start somewhere.
Okay.
First of all, you called me a vocalist, which is absolutely psychotic.
I was searching.
Because of the way that you're using your voice.
Because of the way that, which I understand what you're going for there, but it immediately
brought me back
to this experience
that Bowen and I had
on Fire Island
a couple years ago
in which I genuinely attempted
to sing along with him
and flubbed it
so extraordinarily badly.
What song was it?
Colors of the Wind.
Colors of the Wind.
Which, okay,
as a child was like,
okay, Matt Bowen, you guys know me, I'm obviously not like a Disney-ass bitch, but I was kind of a Disney bitch as a child was like, okay, Matt Bowen, you guys know me, like I'm obviously
not like a Disney ass bitch, but I was kind of a Disney bitch as a baby.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And specifically like Pocahontas, Colors of the Wind was my jam.
So great.
My dad recorded me singing it and sent it to my grandmother.
I didn't know that there was this personal history with that.
This song had so much, which is the reason that I even bothered to sing it with you because
otherwise I'd be like, I'm going to go over here while you sing.
Oh my God, Matt. Someone loves to sing Colors of the Wind. It'd be like, I'm going to go over here while you sing. Oh my God, Max.
Owen loves to sing colors of the wind.
It's one of his jams.
I really do.
It's fantastic.
It's a fantastic song.
Also, one of my favorite things
was that the Kids' Choice Awards,
back in the day when that song came out,
Whoopi Goldberg made some joke off the shoulder,
off the cuff, sorry.
Yeah, off the cuff.
About something about the colors of my wind.
And then she made like a fart joke.
And it made me be like
okay this woman is brilliant
yeah
you know I was like
this woman is so brilliant
out of Whoopi's entire career
I wish her fart joke
at the kids choice
was based on colors of the wind
that's really
moved you culturally
have you guys seen Theodore Rex
the movie
the buddy cop movie
that she stars in
with a dinosaur
oh my god no
you should check it out
anyway so
but we tried to sing this song
Bowen is a legitimate singer no I no but you God, no. You should check it out. Anyway, so, but we tried to sing this song.
Bowen is a legitimate singer.
No.
No.
But you, in comparison, and so, okay.
What was the line?
I'll do it for you.
Okay. So, it was like, you think you own whatever land you land on.
And then, okay, and we were doing fine up here.
And then we go, the earth is just a dead thing you
can and then right here and then right here he hits a note that makes sense but it's a little
bit of like a thing where it's like he's kind of asking me to harmonize yeah and i could tell that
i was i was trying to get there with him and i couldn't do it so this is how we went okay
the earth is just a dead thing you can claim.
Because I was like, I could tell.
I could tell that I was trying.
He was trying. I could tell I was supposed to go higher.
Like, so I'm like a little bit down your back.
I know.
You can claim.
Here's what I was trying to do.
I was trying.
This is what I was trying to do.
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim.
No!
Ew, you're so dead, you fag.
I heard you go low, so I was like, I guess I'll go high.
And I don't know anything about pitch, key, tone, nothing.
I don't know anything, I'm just like,
but when someone goes low, I guess that means
I'm supposed to go high.
The earth is just a dead thing you can claim.
And I just went, and I was like,
surely on my way up,
I'll hit the note
that I'm supposed to hit.
And I just overshot so bad.
I truly brought like a bazooka
to like a slingshot contest.
You know what I mean?
Was everyone like,
oh my God.
It was only me and Brian
and I broke down
and I fell to my knees
on the boardwalk in the middle of the night
it was on the boardwalk on Fire Island
oh my god
this is the stupidest thing I've ever
it's so funny that you literally lost control
of the car every single time
I think about this moment to myself
I have to laugh
it's so gnarly what I did
it's so gnarly what you do
it's so gnarly what I did. It's so gnarly what you do.
It's so simple and stupid.
It's so funny. Okay, that's one.
Did you carry on?
No, no, no. Boshed. Boshed.
Completely. We just caught up with the others
because we were way ahead.
We were 50 paces ahead of other people because we were just like going off
and having just a little moment to ourselves.
We were going to sing together.
And then you know what I did? I just took it out. 50 paces ahead of other people because we were just like going off and having just a little moment to ourselves. We were going to sing together and then,
and then you know what I did?
I just took it out.
Okay, also,
I thought you were talking about
you were performing karaoke.
No, no, no.
This was on my island.
We were just walking together,
just the two of us.
Yes.
We were on our way to the cherry,
the grove that is cherry.
The grove that is cherry.
The grove that is cherry.
Also, is it okay that I'm
not wearing my headphones
because they were really loud
and it seemed like
even when you guys were...
Just take them off.
It's fine. we don't care
what you do
okay great
because I feel more
natural
okay so that's
one thing
and then what else
do you have to respond to
so I just want to talk
about ass stuff
yeah
number one
so you were talking
about you're calling
your asshole
your world
the whole world
yeah
my world
just my world
possessive
my world
okay
my world
when I was 19
I worked at American Apparel
in Los Angeles
and
we had a
just a slurry of
a flurry
a flurry
of
of
managers
just one manager after another
and one of them was this
really
lame
loser from the south
and his
and he called
buttholes
spider pies
spider pies spider pies
and then one time
my
and then one time
I know I know
and then one time
my co-worker
went on his computer
dear friend of mine
but my co-worker
went on the computer
to like send an email
and his email was open
the manager's email
was open
and he found
like an email
to manhunt
oh my god
oh my god
like to some guy
on manhunt
he was closeted i assume
no he was gay i mean he was very obviously gay but um but he so my co-worker opened up the email
and there were like some nude photos of him in there oh and then there was a website in the
corner and we were like okay well we're gonna go to the website and i know you're going on because
this is cool but yeah whatever we were 19 we were being a door manager who we hated and he had bad
taste and was also
really unprofessional
at work
and maybe even
slightly abusive
so you know
maybe slightly abusive
why not
he was a restaurant
manager
so of course he was
restaurant
American Apparel
is a restaurant
it is a restaurant
possibly
so we opened up
the website
it's a photographer's
website
and you know
gay photographers used to have their little watermark in the corners?
You can go to the watermark and see all the photos of...
It'd be like, okay, these are my categories.
Portraiture, men, or landscape.
And it was like, click on men.
Okay, scroll down.
There's like Daniel, Matthias, Andrew, whatever.
Find our manager's name.
And let's just say we found his spider pie.
Whoa!
God!
That's great.
Wow.
Spider pie.
Well, I mean, where do you get that?
Something's very invoked now,
which is a balloon knot.
Balloon knot?
I've always thought the balloon knots
look like a tidy hole.
A tidy hole?
A tidy hole.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Are you kidding?
Yeah, no.
I guess I can understand why we call the balloon not the butthole, but spider pie.
It's a spider pie.
It's a radial thing, like a spider.
And then, you know, it's a pie.
Well, I think of the legs as being like the creases.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I...
And then pie because he's Southern.
And that's where they make those.
Spider pie.
Spider pie.
You go, see, when you say it with an accent,
it sort of feels right.
So he came into the American Apparel
and said,
y'all,
I don't want to see y'all's cracks hanging low.
It's almost like we're at risk
of seeing a spider pie.
Cover up those spider pies.
Cover up those spider pies, ladies.
No thanks.
Pie because he's Southern
and because American Apparel is a restaurant.
Yes.
Okay, so. Exactly. Also, one more thing that I American Apparel is a restaurant. Yes.
Also one more thing that I wanted to mention about the up top conversation.
We can talk about whatever you want.
Can I talk about my first hemorrhoid experience?
I had no idea what they were.
Me neither. I was in high school and I was
like cleaning myself in the shower.
And I was like cancer.
And I got out of the shower,
dried myself off and I was like I don't feel right then woke up laying on the ground looking up at the ceiling
my head between the toilet and the bathtub I had fainted because I gave myself a panic attack oh
I had butt cancer and it was a hemorrhoid from yeah eating like garbage yeah yeah yeah that's
the thing if you don't want a hemorrhoid don't yeah, eating like garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
If you don't want a hemorrhoid,
don't eat like garbage.
It's actually rule of culture number 93.
If you don't want a hemorrhoid,
don't eat like garbage.
Now,
and you,
did you just preparation age it?
Did you,
like,
how'd you,
how'd you treat it?
Definitely not that,
although my dad,
actually,
I bet my dad would have had,
because my dad has had a lot of, we are, you know, we are a Semitic people.
So we have the digestive, you know, culture within our home.
Right, right.
There's a lot, and my dad is classically, will never give up a medication,
whether it is over the counter or prescription.
Just, you know, cabinets filled with them.
So we have it available. I'm sure I ended up using it
because I'm sure I told my dad that I
had this issue. You know, every single time I've had
any sort of anal issue. It's pretty scary
though. It is like a
vulnerable spot down there.
Yeah. And so like the fact that you're like, you feel
like, I don't know, is this weird that I
spread my ass in front of an air conditioner or a fan? Like,'s not weird no i mean i'll i'll i'll literally it's my right
to do whatever i want with that or you know it is weird but it's okay my world it's okay to be
weird it's okay it's so okay to be weird spreading my ass in front of an ac tommy had to be weird
yeah now i'm culture like when there was like a really gorgeous girl with like a side ponytail
and a tie on that was like it it's actually okay to be weird.
And that's who we thought.
Yeah, that's basically who I'm.
Wait, can I tell you that?
Like I absolutely dress like that sometimes.
Like Avril Lavigne culture?
Yeah, like a tie with something
that you're not supposed to wear a tie with.
And I used to wear ties as belts.
You just reminded me.
Oh God.
Oh my God.
You were one of those?
I did all sorts of things in high school and throughout my life.
I mean, the choice I made.
Trying to find who you were.
But Max, I would consider Max to be someone who really like has worn every single, tried on every single hat.
I have tried on every single hat.
And has landed on what, like on his aesthetic.
I don't know if I have.
You just like called, you just DM'd me because I was shopping earlier.
And you were like, buy that.
I was like, no, it doesn't look good on me. You were like,, you just DM'd me because I was shopping earlier and you were like, buy that. I was like, no,
it doesn't look good on me.
You were like,
oh,
who cares?
Like,
because we're about to go
to Fire Island.
We're recording this the week
before we go to Fire Island
and then you were just like,
what did you say?
You were like,
I was like,
I told you,
I was like,
I'm not going to go too heavy
on the looks this year.
Yeah,
and I said,
oh,
it's all about looking
like garbage right now.
Looking like garbage is hot.
It's actually hot.
I'm only bringing like
all my most stained clothing.
I'm bringing literally
like no Speedos. I'm just bringing the dirtiest, nast. I'm bringing literally no Speedos.
I'm just bringing the dirtiest, nastiest $5 chunks that I bought
in a beach in Florida in the middle of the night six years ago.
And it's literally in tatters.
And I'm like, yeah, this is sexy.
And I'm going to have a dirty fucking mustache
and just look like shit on the beach.
As a sartorially-minded person what what i'm so curious what would you describe
as your like um aesthetic right now is the max order 2019 aesthetic is this this is so unfair
i just it's a really good question no what were you gonna because because i just i this sounds so
uh cloying but like you are so you're you're so fashion you're so literate when it comes to that
kind of thing well i appreciate that i do have a podcast about it so i, you're so literate when it comes to that kind of thing. Well, I appreciate that. I do have a podcast about it.
So I better,
you know,
I have to back it up with something.
Yes.
I really don't,
I actually really don't know a lot about fashion.
I just have a lot of opinions about it basically.
But I grew up super duper into it as a kid
and I used to draw it a lot.
And I've had various like fashion,
like identities throughout
the various periods of my life.
In adulthood,
I went through some periods
where I would like intentionally be like,
okay, right now what I want to look like
is the like gay military brat,
like a gay military brat and whose like father's
like a general who's been stationed in like a sort of like,
well, no, like a tropical region.
So I'd wear like a lot of like you know like
army looking shorts
and with like boots
but then like some like
you know
this is right now
no this was like previously
okay
and then after that period
I was like
oh I want to look like
I just came out of the desert
and so I was like
wearing like a lot of like
linens and big leather hats
and shit
and then I got to New York
and I was like
and I found like this
really goofy weird hat and I was like, and I found like this really goofy,
weird hat.
And I was like,
okay, no matter where I am,
I just want to look like I'm not from there.
So my whole thing was just like,
I want to look wrong all the time.
Oh my God.
Which is a response.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So,
and now I sort of,
I don't know where I'm at right now.
I think I've sort of died down a little.
Oh,
sorry.
I want to ask you a question.
Do you wear every day what you want to wear?
Like, well, oh my God.
Or do you feel like you're like,
I think people will like this?
I just sort of like take on different mantles a lot.
So then it is your choice.
This is what I'm doing today.
And I like it.
I make,
I mean,
I mean,
I think I definitely,
I make like,
you make choices,
choices every day.
Like,
I mean,
obviously like if I'm going to like a professional thing,
I'm not going to dress like a fucking psycho,
like,
you know,
uh,
like club kid or something.
But I have those looks too,
if I want to bust those out.
But you,
you usually like,
I think what you're asking that is like,
you usually have an intention with it.
Like I, I just threw this out. I'm like, I'm like, I don't, but I i think what you're asking that is like you usually have an intention with like i'm i just threw this out i'm like i'm like i don't but i would disagree
with that is that i like my whole thing is like i think you're you have an intention with everything
that you put on whether you realize it or not well i guess what i'm trying to get at is because
as i'm listening to you talk i'm kind of realizing that it's only recently i started wearing things
that i like wearing i feel like throughout my entire life,
especially high school and then like college definitely.
And then like throughout my twenties,
I was always dressing to fit into something that I wanted to assimilate with.
And it's only recently like that.
I think I've kind of like actually started to like really,
really truly like who I am that I'm like,
I'm actually going to wear this and not
necessarily care what the
implication of it is
but all throughout my life like especially
in high school like trying to like wearing
all that American Eagle shit and doing the
which was very much what I did and you
laugh because it's literally like
I had some American Eagle too
but yeah but you never no one ever
choose no one ever wears American Eagle too. But yeah, but you never, no one ever chooses, no one ever
wears American Eagle because they're like, I like
this the best. This is my style. You know what I mean?
Like this actually is my style. This is how I'm going to
express myself to the world. It was a culturally
mandated thing that was like, you should
all want to look like this. And that's
why I dress that way. And I remember
tried that. And then like, I remember
when I had older friends in high school wear a lot of
hooded sweatshirts to be like, I don't care either of you guys.
And then like when I was in college and had straight comedy friends,
I was always like, I'm going to wear this T-shirt with the Joker on it
because that's straight culture and like that's, it's like cool
and like shows that I've seen movies.
And then like even in my early 20s when I was like starting to do gay stuff,
I was like, I'm actually going to part my hair to the side.
So what do you think this outfit says?
I think this outfit says
I'm too hot.
Yeah.
Because I literally
would never wear a tank top
because I was always like
nervous about what,
for whether it's real or not,
I would never have
worn a tank top
because I was like,
well then people will
look at my arms
and I don't like my arms.
I mean,
I would say even if
you're dressing for yourself,
you're still making choices
about other people
because it,
like,
just like anything that you do
visually whether that's like tattoos grooming like whatever it's you are intrinsically projecting a
message like people that are like oh i don't give a shit about fashion i don't care about clothes at
all are completely lying because if you gave that person a clown suit and was like wear this around
they'd be like fuck no yeah yeah it's like no you actually do care but what you care about is is attempting to blend yeah in or be ignored basically
i love that so like what i would say is that like i i think yeah you're really a monologue i mean i
think that like you were wearing what you wanted to wear all along but what you but what you wanted
has changed you're actually right and and i think that also as you've gotten a stronger idea of who you are and what your values are,
you're more comfortable making assertive decisions about the stuff you put on your body.
And how you represent yourself.
Because it's interesting because to hear you talk about like I packed all my garbage shit to wherever Fire Island.
It's like that is a choice.
That's a choice.
Yeah. Hell yeah, it's a fucking choice. Because it's like, that is a choice. That's a choice. Yeah.
Hell yeah,
it's a fucking choice.
Because it's like,
listen,
we're going to be there
during the fucking Pines party.
I know.
When it's just going to be like,
like,
I mean,
Are we going?
A hundred percent no.
Are you fucking kidding?
I was thinking about Joel.
It's like $200.
Oh,
I mean,
I don't know who knows.
This will come out so far after.
Yeah,
if I had any sort of presentable body,
I would absolutely go. I know, Sam. There's no such thing as a summer body. Yeah, if I had any sort of presentable body, I would absolutely go.
There's no such thing as a summer body.
Well, as I tweeted earlier,
the body,
I was like, oh, the beach is gonna get
whatever body I give it, and then like an asterisk
drags a heavy plastic bag through the
beach at night.
Anyway,
yeah, I
don't know. The body positivity thing is really interesting to me.
It is.
It's fascinating.
Because I don't, I think I might have talked about this when I did seek treatment.
Sorry.
No, no, no.
Is it okay to say that I did seek treatment?
That's actually okay to say.
Just because like in the sort of like forever dog canon, I don't know whether I'm allowed
to like say like, oh, this happened before that because I'm sort of not a writer on the forever dog.
Right.
So universe, you know.
You're breaking a lot of rules right now.
We are going to let that slide.
No, just kidding.
No, but what I was going to say,
what I was going to say is just that like
this whole body positivity thing like blows my mind
because I'm sort of like,
if people are like comfortable with their bodies,
I'm sort of like,
okay, are you lying to me or to yourself?
Because I truly am like...
My thing is...
I'm sorry.
No, go ahead.
I'm just willing to say that
I'm an intelligent, self-aware person
who has struggled with body shit my whole life.
I was overweight for a long period of my upbringing.
And I just... when people are like
you know what one day i just made a choice and now yeah i'm like you know this is the body that i have
and and and i'm happy with it and i'm just sort of like you you made a choice to be happy yeah
you made a choice it's like one day i just decided this life is mine and I'm just going to, you know, it's like, what are you fucking talking about?
You know what I mean?
It's like people's, this is weird.
What bumps with you?
What?
Like what?
Like, um.
Like it's not, I get what you're saying.
Like it's like, like as if like happiness and like full acceptance of yourself and to leave that entire conversation behind was a choice you made one day.
How did you do it?
How?
Yeah, like how?
How can that be real how how did you do that
like did you
okay it's like
oh you mix two eggs
and like you know
stir them together
it's like what do you do
to achieve the fucking
sure sure sure
cause I'm in
I've been in therapy
for a long fucking time
now boys
it's like
boys
bye
at the like height
of my like privilege
and blindness
I used to say to people
in my life
well you have to make the choice to be happy,
which is a crazy thing to say.
No, and I grew up with that so much
because I was brought up in a Neo-Buddhist cult.
It's a cult, but I mean, it's a harmless cult.
But so much of the verbiage in my family
was about just like, you have to, yeah,
happiness, happiness, you have to achieve happiness and like choose happiness and it's just like what are you talking about like
it was a neo-buddhist thing yeah yeah i mean it was like part of the uh what i don't even know
what to call it the it was just it was just it was it was it was it was it was it was a hard no no no no no it was it was called soka gakkai international it's just like
oh japanese based like a neo-buddhist um organization they yeah well i don't know
this about you oh yeah all of my baby photos are like literally like it's like five japanese women
surrounding like a man in like a kimono holding me with like in a tuxedo and what it's like oh my
gosh my baby photos are just psycho.
Were you born in Italy
or was this?
Yeah, I'm,
no, I was born in Japan.
I'm a Japanese citizen.
No, that would be psycho.
No, I was,
I was born in Santa Monica.
Oh, great.
Okay, cool.
But then this was,
this was just like
some contingent
from this Buddhist cult
in Japan
was just in LA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they're just like,
they're like this like
international organization.
I think they call themselves
like a world peace organization
they're totally harmless
they're in every city
they're chill
it's cool
they're not taking money
from people
you know
it's fine
the people there
happy
good people in it
but you know
but it is by definition
like a cult
sure and then
yeah
but like so much
so interesting
how do you define a cult
um
it's sort of based on like,
basically like the size of it.
You can't really call it like an official religion.
Right, right, right.
And also there's just so much debate
about whether like Buddhism is a religion
or whatever quotation marks.
Sure.
Anyway.
So then growing up around that,
there was always some narrative around attaining happiness and that that to you is just
like that makes no sense that's well and for so long i was like yeah of course like so you know
every birthday i'd like with you know blow my candles and be like i wish for a life full of
happiness and it's like looking back then i'm just like what the fuck was i even talking about
well i always find that like it's like with find that it's similar to the American dream thing,
where it's like attaining happiness as the goal or attaining the American dream.
Really, that's a way for whatever organization or sort of culture you're a part of,
that's their way of getting you to follow their rules.
And essentially, it's a way to keep you in a system that they benefit from having you in.
So they say these things that actually are grand
ideas like achieve the American dream
or attain happiness or go to
heaven. And it's like these
things that you don't have an
answer for but you follow
because that's what you've been told to follow.
And you're right. It is.
Happiness is such a weird thing.
When somebody says like are you
Matt are you happy
how would you answer that
I would say
wow that's such an interesting question
because you know what
happiness is
always going to be abstract
no one is
I just say
no one is ever going to be able
to pin down
a definition of happiness
with words
or with any linguistic concept
to like match it with
yeah well I'm just like
my answer is usually like
sometimes
like yeah
sometimes I am
like
you're always at all times going to be a human being who's capable and will experience all of the emotions.
Or the vast majority of human beings are able to experience all emotions anyway.
And so this thing of like, are you happy?
Sure.
Like I can acknowledge that I live every day and I'm lucky that I'm able to eat and live and have people that I love in my life and like I get to do what I want to do.
So, yes, I am happy.
However, are there things that upset me?
Yes, absolutely.
Can I do I end days?
Do I end days miserable even though I have no reason to be?
Yes.
Like sometimes that does happen.
So it's a weird question.
Yeah, I know.
It's yeah.
What are you going to say?
Well, I think what you're saying about happiness as it relates like body positivity is that it's like and I yeah I know it's yeah what are you gonna say well I think what you're saying about happiness
as it relates to like
body positivity
is that it's like
and I think I
I think I
I think this is what
you're saying
and I agree with it
really really hard
is that um
uh
like appealing to happiness
is just a cop out
it's just like
I decided to be happy
well it's like no
you like
you're
pinning a lot of
you're escaping
actually
reckoning with something that you're,
that you were unhappy with,
with some like amorphous definition of happiness.
And like,
that's like not actually,
well,
basically I'm just like,
I think that like in order to have like a sense of body positivity or even
like happiness,
sort of like,
like you sort of have to be able to completely shed the the need to like
please others which basically means like shedding shame which is by definition basically a personality
disorder yeah so you know so like i don't believe that you can kind of like just like have these
things without like without something being sort of wrong with you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Although I think that there are ways to like...
Oh my gosh, I'm afraid to completely edit this out.
No, no, no.
I actually think that's like...
We're onto something.
Anyway.
We're onto something.
Yeah.
That's not quite it, what you just said.
No, I'm kidding.
I think that there are ways to like push the shame back
or something to keep it at bay but
it's like you're you'd be kidding yourself if you were saying like yeah it was a cure you know it's
like oh like there there are older there are like old people that are like you know i'm fine like
or whatever like i'm happy with what i am but i think like even those people are sort of just
like at a point where it's like either they've just like given up or or they're just sort of i mean a lot of people
just like push it down and just i mean or just lie to themselves i think i think something that
comes with age is the awareness that no one is thinking about you as much as you're thinking
about yourself that is something that helps me is like realizing that like you can like i remember
what i was i was in la for a while and I had a lot of social anxiety when I first got
there and I would literally sit in my house and be like,
I'm not going to go out cause I'm too scared.
Oh my God.
Like truly weird.
Like in my dark moments,
I actually get a little socially anxious.
A little.
Yeah.
A little bit.
And like,
um,
so,
and sometimes I won't leave my house if I feel like it's going to be too much
of an effort.
And when I was first out in Los Angeles, I thought that.
And I remember like changing my clothes a lot and like really wanting to like be the best version of myself.
And then one day I was kind of like, this is crazy that I'm doing this because no one cares as much as I care.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like I'll show up to a thing, people will say hello to me and then like we'll all talk or we all won't.
And like everything will happen,
and also we're tiny little specks of dust at the end of the day.
Like, no one really cares.
I love that you're able to do that.
I consider that lying to myself because, like, you know,
okay, so I go to, like, Planet Fitness,
and, I mean, this is, like, something that I've, like, said on stage,
so I apologize for, like, repeating, like, a joke
that I've, like, said on stage or whatever,
but, like, there's, like, all these signs all over the gym that are
like no judgment
and I'm like uh honey like I'm
proof that that's not true because I'm here judging everybody
you know so like
so yes
that's like a fabulous mantra to have and like
when I try to do that to myself it like is like
a temporary salve and then
I'm just like wait no actually
I go out and I am like judging people
you know it's like
not out loud but you judging people
but you judging people like has no
real effect on them I think that's what matters
yeah right right right and also and also it's like
we dip in and out of these thoughts
it's like I sometimes I dip in and I'm
like and I'm like fuck this person for like
doing that or like wearing that
person looks so blah blah and then like I talk to them and it's like, oh, I love you.
I know.
And then maybe something else happens.
I'm like, actually, fuck it.
It's like, here's something I want to throw out there.
If someone talks shit about you, do you want to know?
Because I'll say this.
I do not.
I don't.
And so I'm sort of seeing someone and like one of our friends
talked bad shit about
another one of our friends and they found
out and so
I will tell you off the pot
and so like I was saying
that it is my
worst nightmare to find out that
people that I like and respect have
said mean things about me
and it's just I will never let that go and I said I said and respect have said mean things about me. And it's just, I will never let that go.
And I said,
I said,
and I would say to you and to you and any of my friends,
I would say,
if you ever hear someone talking shit about me,
but dear God,
I do not want to know.
Please just let me live in a world where like,
that's,
that's fine.
Unless it's like really harmful and I'm being lied to on a consistent basis
and it's dangerous.
Then like, let's have a conversation about it because maybe it's something that that person needs help with but like i really truly do not want to know when someone talks shit about me
what say you guys about this i'm really glad that i kept this a comedy podcast by the way no i
this is a culture podcast you stupid bitch you're so right i'm such a culture podcast, you stupid bitch. You're so right. I'm such a dumb, stupid bitch. You absolutely stink.
I'm a stinky, dumb, stupid bitch.
And I smell like hell.
Answer my question.
I am with you.
I think. What about you, Max?
Wait, I'm sorry.
If someone's talking shit about you,
and I knew it.
You want to know?
Has that benefited you
in the past
as
can you think of a case
Mortal Kombat
used to stay in the opening
of the game
you used to turn on the game
you know
you used to have midway
or whatever
and then
there'd be a little quotation
in those like
spiky gold letters
and it said
knowledge is power
that's what the old
Mortal Kombat
so you know what
I believe
knowledge is power yeah but I guess I don moral comment, so you know what, I believe knowledge is power.
Yeah, but I guess
I don't need power
in my soul.
Knowledge can be
destructive power.
Yes, I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you,
what is your sign?
Gemini.
Gemini.
I know,
that's what everybody says.
That's because I was lying
and I'm actually a Leo.
I'm totally kidding.
I'm totally kidding.
I'm a Virgo. Wait, bro. I did this to a guy once that I was lying and I'm actually a Leo. I'm totally kidding. I'm totally kidding. I'm a Virgo.
Wait, bro.
I did this to a guy once that I was dating and he got some out of me.
What are you?
I'm a Gemini.
Yeah, I was going to say.
I'm totally kidding.
I'm a Pisces.
What?
Max!
Are you actually a Pisces?
Stop it.
What are you?
I'm a Gemini.
I have the same birthday as the Olsen twins.
Same to the year?
No. Oh, my God. You think I'm 33? No, I'm 32. I have the same birthday as the Olsen twins same to the year no oh my god
you think I'm 33
no I'm 32
wait oh my god
Gemini
are twins
and the Olsen twins
are twins
oh my god
wow that's huge
we just broke it all open
wow
and that
that is culture
ooh
listen
we have to ask you
the question
yes
oh no and this question yes go ahead
Max what is the culture that made you say
culture is for me
the culture that made you say oh it's time
to go in the cultural direction
so I've thought about
this a couple briefly times
a couple briefly times
and it's a little bit difficult for me
to answer because, so like.
You can have multiple answers.
Okay, so.
This is, oh my God, I'm such a pretentious fuck.
Max, go.
So whatever.
But I'm just going to go for it.
So it's like, okay.
I grew up in Los Angeles.
Yes.
In a neo-Buddhist.
Yes.
Cult.
My mother was like a designer and like stylist. Yes stylist. There's photos of her with
Demi Moore styling her on
striptease. My father was
OG, Groundlings, Second City dude,
writer for cartoons and stuff.
You can't ask
a fish about the water because I was
just surrounded by it.
I shit all the time, but I can tell you about
the moment that I was able to
step out from,
and see what it was.
And I think you and I might have talked about this
briefly, Bowen, at my place once.
I was watching Tiny Toons,
and the Babs character, I think,
used to do these like impressions sometimes
where she would just like turn into like a diva or something. Looking back on it i now realize she was doing a sort of like share impression yeah
but of course that at that age i had no idea what it was referencing but i sort of clocked it as a
moment where i was like oh i get the joke even though i have no idea what's going on. And I was like, okay.
I'm gay.
You know, I mean, like, obviously not in so many words,
but I was like, okay.
There's something about this that rings true with a core part of me that I haven't interacted with yet.
It was baby's first postmodernism.
You know what I mean?
It's, I have, this is not like a fully formed question
that I have, but like, this is such a common.
Then don't ask it. Shut up. This is such a common. Then don't ask it.
Shut up.
This is such a common thing with so many queer people.
Shut up.
Where it's like a chicken or the egg thing where it's like,
is it something like.
Is it nature or nurture?
Well, no.
Is it that like this thing has a queer intention or a queer brush behind it?
And so that's why like you respond to it.
Do you respond? her do you respond
you know do what i'm saying is it something is there some interior mechanism that you have even
as a kid that you're like oh whoa that oh you're like was something wrong with me or was something
wrong with that and it made something yeah kind of well i don't even know if i know but i get why
you say wrong and i do like i agree with what you're saying it's i think the question i do
agree that you're wrong i know no i think the question is like is queerness like more than sexual is it also like that's what i'm
saying it's intrinsically cultural in a way you know what i mean like is it is it like because
i remember like no there was i think people can grow up and be like really deeply like not queer
while also being homosexual you know what i mean well but, but as part of the repress,
but as part of the repressing of the homosexual,
they also impress,
also repressing those cultural instincts.
I mean like,
like,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
What I'm saying?
It's like,
cause I remember I've had the same sort of stuff with,
um,
I'm like,
I would listen to like Margaret show albums and like Sandra Bernhardt albums.
No,
no.
Like,
but like I went back,
but when I think I realized I was
gay but when you say like I don't
get the jokes but I get them
that kind of thing I remember like seeing like
Alicia Silverstone and Clueless and like
something about her like state of being
I was like I'm that
it's a state of irony it's a state of
I mean camp as much as
I hate to say it yeah
but it's a question.
It's like,
cause,
cause you don't know what your sexuality is at five,
but you know,
you want to,
you know,
what's a crazy thing I always think of.
Like I remember seeing the commercial for scream like with Drew Barrymore running.
Also wait,
just as you said scream,
there was a thunder strike outside.
Did you hear that?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That was crazy.
That was,
and I did that.
Yeah,
I know that.
I know.
I just wanted to bring your attention. I remember. Yeah yeah i remember seeing like the commercial for scream and my instinct being
oh i wish someone would chase me around
oh my god i would always like i remember like when i would play mario kart and i and like
or like mario games like and peach would be like in the castle like taken by bowser i was always
like i wish someone
would come rescue me
would come snatch me away
I had like a thing
where I was like
I wanted to be
was it that
was it I wish someone
would come rescue me
or was it I wish someone
would kidnap me
I think it might have been
both
well in order to be rescued
you gotta be kidnapped
that's the whole thing
it's a real culture
in the
in order to be rescued
you have to be kidnapped
yeah
that's so fun I remember like it was a thing with me I was like I can't believe I play this game and I have to be rescued, you have to be kidnapped. That's so fun.
I remember it was a thing with me.
I was like, I can't believe I play this game
and I have to be the person that goes and gets her.
That's such a hot thought as a child.
Well, for me, during Mario 64,
I remember the opening is Peach sends a letter to Mario,
please come over to the castle for a cake.
For a special peachy cake.
And I was like, I wish I had the resources
and the access
to not only to invite someone
to come to my house
for the cake that I made
that is my expression
of my love for them.
Yeah, and also to be desirable enough
that the answer to that invitation
would be yes.
Absolutely, without question.
And I'll traverse the plane
to get to you.
And that for a dragon koopa creature to kidnap me.
Yeah.
And invade my home.
Snatch my peach.
I think there is something about, there is something, to snatch my peach.
There is something about, I don't know what it was, but I always wanted.
To be peach.
Like I had this thing, like I was like, I want someone to come rescue me.
I think it's because, I think it's because I was
born like as a as a like a little boy you know like you're you're you're you are forced into a
role of being like this aggressor and when you don't feel that way you look at the things in
media that are like what's the what's not that what's not that oh my god that's so interesting
my whole thing was absolutely wanting to be like just like a venomous like villain all
i ever want all i ever wanted was to be i mean like this obviously the second i saw like michelle
fife or a scout when i was like huge i was just gonna say that i i had like you know my dad was
very supportive he like bought me a whip when i was a kid because i asked for one and i would just
like walk around like whipping things off my shelves and shit and like I was like so into like throwing daggers and like poison you know it's like all I ever want how
all I ever wanted was to be like a fucking femme fatale like vile villainous yes venomous cunt do
you think that that developed like as you aged a little bit and like and now I'm just exploring
or was it always like that wait what do you mean? Like, did you, because for me it started
with wanting to be the damsel in distress
and then being like,
oh wait, there's actually power
in being the femme fatale.
No, because at age five,
my first video game was Mortal Kombat.
And from day,
from day, no.
I mean, Sonya, yeah, sure.
I mean, her clicks are fabulous.
But like, no, like Kitana.
Like Kitana, you know, it's like,
from day one, I was like,
heels, corset, blades, blood.et blades blood yeah give me like and i just
want i was like so into wow just the like absolute like violent cuntiness of it yeah yeah yeah i
remember oh my god like chun li and shit like yep yep yep yep all these games i was such a
fighting game whore did you guys play play the GoldenEye shooter game?
Oh, GoldenEye?
Oh my God, yes.
Were you a Natalia or a Xenia?
I was a Xenia.
Probably, I can't remember exactly.
The Natalia was more of like the,
was the Bond girl.
Yeah.
And Xenia was the fucking-
Well, they were both Bond girls,
but Xenia was the true Femme Fatale.
It didn't matter to me, I don't think,
because I could never see myself in that game.
It was just like the hands, right?
Oh!
So you need to have your identity affirmed
in a video game,
like in a mirror or something,
or in a third person,
sort of overhead or like isometric thing.
If I'm going to be like
fucking kicking someone's ass,
I want to see my fucking legs split into the air.
Is it fucked up that my character right now
in Final Fantasy XIV,
which is an MMO,
is like a human male?
Because I've gotten
so much flack for this.
The more,
oh my god,
the older that I've gotten
I'm just like,
yeah,
I think I just want to be
a white dude.
I used to do,
but for a while
I was like,
I want to stare
at a hot body.
Oh,
well Sims was the beginning
of that for me.
Oh.
Like playing The Sims
and being like,
oh,
I can get mods
to make them naked
when they get into the hot tub
yeah yeah yeah
100% all this game
is just making porn
and all the adults
in The Sims 1 at least
the adult men
were all like
jacked and ripped
yeah yeah
I really fell into it
in Sims 2
and that's definitely
when I was just like
Sims 2 you could
make them work out
and they would get
better bodies
like their forms
would change
but I was never even
I didn't even care about that
Matt's jaw's on the floor I didn't even care about that. Matt's jaw's on the floor. I didn't even care
about that. I would just, it was just like,
I would just like make a face and like,
and I'd be like, oh, maybe I'll try making a different type of hot
guy face. And then, and it
just turned into the same hot guy face, you know?
Oh, yeah. No, this is, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Because you'd be like, I'm gonna really
just switch it up. Really go for it.
And then you'd end up with the same exact
hot guy face
oh that's so
fucking funny
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Damn.
I would never consciously play it as a male character.
Always, if I have the choice, I am always a female character.
Well, because my backups,
if I wasn't feeling
the female characters
then I would choose
whatever like the slyest
most like ninja-esque male
was the one that was
like sort of like fat
like speedy
a shadow
you know maybe had like
daggers or something
right right right
like the most effeminate male
basically
yeah possessed like
not strength
but like agility
exactly
right
spryness
spryness so now now but you're you're
you're talking about just femme fatales and i'm just like i have to change my character to us
a fucking hot k-u-n-t k-u-n-t you don't know you should do whatever you know because now i'm like
i need to see that as my i need to know what it's like to be to control that in a way to have that be
like an extension
of myself
well I was gonna say
I mean it's probably
just like how Matt
is more comfortable
with like the things
that he like
is dressing
and now I think
similarly as we've
become more comfortable
with ourselves
and more understanding
of like our
internal systems
I think we're probably
more comfortable
just playing dudes
like male dudes
I mean
sure
I'm just
I'm getting bored of it now
where I'm just like
I want to be a fucking
like the people
have tweeted at me
like the new expansion
of Final Fantasy XIV
you can play as Viera
which are these
sexy gorgeous women
with rabbit ears
oh yeah
they're based on
the like Final Fantasy XII
girl
Fran
Fran
yeah
so you can
so
and I'm like
yeah why aren't I
this fucking sexy rabbit lady?
Like now I'm just like, I have to be that for a second.
Literally a playboy bunny.
Yeah, yeah.
A playboy bunny.
Like a full, it's like an anthropomorphized rabbit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, maybe not.
Maybe not.
That's not the exact phrasing or terminology.
But anyway, I love that you love Femme Fatale's.
Yeah.
I mean, it was, yeah, it was like very, very huge to me growing up.
And I was obsessed, too.
I watched X-Men a lot when I was a kid,
and I was obsessed with Rogue.
That's a running theme.
That Rogue is like a standout character.
And I have theories about...
Jesus.
Oh, my God, there was really loud thunder outside just now.
You guys.
Do you think we're gonna
get electrocuted
no but I literally
we were
Bowen and I were walking
the other day on the street
and like I for some reason
got like irrationally
frightened that we were
gonna get struck by lightning
wait every single time
there's a thunderstorm
I'm like I'm gonna get
struck by lightning
yeah yeah yeah
see I've never
felt that way
but this one time
remember we were walking
on the street
and there was a thing of
there was like a lightning strike and you know that feeling of like when there's a lightning
strike and you hear nothing uh-huh that to me is like that strikes fear that strikes fear in me
because i'm like how loud is it going to be and where is it coming but i have never felt that way
and i think it might be because i've been without rain and thunderstorms for the past like six
months there was a time when i was like 18 or 19
and i was drinking at nighttime on the beach with my friends in santa monica and we were like getting
high or whatever and off in the distance over the water there was a single like lightning strike and
we were all like stoned and drunk cross-faded and uh and we were like oh my god that's crazy
and then like there was another one
and then like a few more and they seemed to be like getting kind of closer and we're like oh my
god this is kind of nuts and then before long oh my god there was like lightning strikes there just
seemed to be happening like right in front of us like a theater no and like happening around us
and we were all completely stoned but like in a way where we were like oh this is magical
not in a sort of way that we should have been
where like this is a threat you know we were like
this is incredible and beautiful and
I remember that night we like
got up and left shortly after it stopped
because we were just like it's not going to get more magical
than this and I walked home and on the way home
a moth flew into my mouth
while I was stoned and that was the
second time that a moth has flown into my mouth while I was stoned and that was the second time that a moth has flown
into my mouth
while I was stoned.
Honestly,
this is,
that story is,
that story is
corgine.
Corgine.
It reminds me,
sort of no start,
no finish,
just sort of an ambient,
it's a Mobius trip.
It's a Mobius trip.
It did remind me,
do you know the original ending
in Sweet Home Alabama
was they get hit by lightning
and they die?
Yes, you told me this
No but that's how I want to end
Every
If I ever write a story
Every story I ever write
If I ever write a story
If I ever write a story
Every story I ever write
Ends like that
If I ever write a story
It's actually
All of culture number 10
Every story I write
Ends like that
If I ever write a story
Let's
Parentheses
Struck by lightning
Struck by lightning
Struck by lightning
Is it Yeah it's It's like a Self selection bias I think When you're like let's struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning is it
yeah it's um
it's like a
self-selection bias
I think
when you're like
I'm gonna
it's gonna strike me
you're like
why on earth
would it strike you
you fucking
because I'm Jewish
you know what I mean
you know what I mean
as a fellow Jew
as a fellow Jew
as a Jew
your one is a white Jew
yeah
you're a white Jew
by proxy
the Jew is new I've only ever been yeah you're a white Jew by proxy the Jew is new
I've only ever been white
you're a white Jew
sometimes as
like
obviously
I know I'm white
but like
sometimes
lately I've been saying
like I'm Jewish
so I'm like white with texture
you know what I mean
yeah
white with seasoning
or white with
not no
not seasoning
sorry not seasoning
white with
white with
white with
white with
white with medical issues yeah Not seasoning. White with digestion problems.
White with medical issues.
White with the hair type.
White with texture.
With texture.
I mean, that was not what I was going for initially,
but we've come full circle.
Yes. Okay, we've come full circle.
There was a moment
in my... There was was a moment in my...
There was like a moment in my life
where I tried to say that Greek was a minority.
And it was like...
Globally, Greeks are a minority.
A sick moment in my life
that happened between the ages of like 18 and 19
where I was like, actually...
I'm a little Greek too, actually.
Are you?
We just had the Greek, George Severus here.
I know, George Severus.
Zsasz.
Zsasz.
Zsasz.
Because I, well, because I'm my mom's, I like to say I'm mixed, actually.
I'm half Ashkenazi, half Sephardic.
And so my mom's side is like Jews that were kicked out of Spain,
fled to Greece, then came to America.
So I've got a little, there's a, you know I got maybe a spenocopita in there somewhere
a little a little mosaic
what are the mosaic tiles called
a little thing
orzo
orzo
feta
I think that's a feta
feta
yeah
okay Max
you're fed up with me
I'm not fed up with you
what is what is this choice
just just to go back
to really quickly
to the fashion
to the aesthetics
what is what is you bleaching
not only your hair but your eyebrows yeah what is what is that intention well to go back to really quickly to the fashion to the aesthetics what is you bleaching not only your hair
but your eyebrows
what is that intention
what are we trying to say
I didn't do a full
like drag bleach
you know
I just did
I did a calico
I wanted a calico brow
I love a calico brown
yeah
brown?
brow
brow
calico brow
it's gorgeous
thank you
I really appreciate that
yeah I just kind of wanted
a little bit of texture
especially because I have
like a black mustache right now
yes
champagne colored hair.
It works really well.
Yeah.
Thank you.
My, so I go to the same hair person as Julio.
Julio.
And she, every time that I go there to get my hair bleached.
You can't tell her what to do.
She's, she picks for you.
Is that what I've heard?
Well, but you do, she demands that you tell her exactly what you want, but she will not give it to you.
You know what I mean so she
so I came in there
and I was like
oh I want like a blonde
that's maybe like
a little bit
like champagne-y
or something
and she was like
and she threw me a magazine
and was like
look through this magazine
and find the color
that you want
and I looked
and I looked
and I looked
and I couldn't find
anything
on any of the people
but then I found
a picture of Las Vegas
and there was a beautiful
fountain that was
champagne colored and I was like this color and there was a beautiful fountain that was champagne colored
and I was like
this color
and she was like
okay great
got it
and she actually
so it wasn't even from the hair
it was from the champagne
it was from like a fountain
it was a fountain
like the fucking Bellagio fountain
yeah something like that
yeah yeah
wow
he wanted the color of Las Vegas
in his hair
yeah
I'm
he sat down in the chair
and said
Vegas
did you guys go to Vegas as a kid
as kids
I've been when you were one kid no I've never been as a child I've been as like a young adult because you know that in the chair and said, Vegas. Did you guys go to Vegas as a kid? As kids? As kids.
When you were one time.
No, I've never been as a child.
I've been as like a young adult.
Because you know that in the 90s,
there was like a huge push to make Vegas a family place
and it failed completely.
Yeah, absolutely.
My family capitalized on that.
Really?
Oh my God.
What did they have there for kids?
You used to be able to go to like Treasure Island
and there would be like a whole game floor
and you could like win treasure trolls.
And oh my God,
my sister and I were like obsessed with getting trolls. And it was, you could like win treasure trolls and oh my god my sister and I were like obsessed
with getting trolls
and it was
you could like go do
my ex
my first real boyfriend
his dad
was the architect
of the
M&M's store
no
of the what?
the M&M's store
the M&M's store
there's an M&M's store there
which I think was part of their
I was gonna say
Circus Circus
remember on the top
that theme park
with Matt
oh I know all about it
the roller coaster
is still the New York
roller coaster
and they used to have
a free fall
they used to have
a drop tower
on top of the building
which was essentially
the tallest one in the world
because of how high up
it was
but it was like
a legit theme park
so that big pink dome
with the theme park
my ex's dad
made that
really
wow
so that was part of them
trying to make it
like a family attraction
yeah so there's this huge thing in the 90s where them trying to make it like a family attraction? Yeah.
So there's this huge thing in the 90s where they tried to do it and then
Vegas was like, actually, fuck this.
They just went back to making money.
They still have that rockety ass roller coaster
that I've done. New York?
Yeah, it's called like the New York
Adventure or something.
New York Minute, maybe that's what it's called.
But they still have that and
there's like, you can tell. What is a New York Minute? that's what it's called or something like that but they still have that and there's like you can tell it's like is a
New York minute it's
just like I think it
means like you get
somewhere real fast
like a New York
minute I'll get there
in a New York
minute which means
faster than you
would anyone else
yeah yeah yeah
okay sort of like
that line in Clueless
where it's like
everywhere in no
no I'm thinking of
everywhere in LA
I'm mixing up two
I'm mixing up two
quotes because I
know that that one
that everywhere in
LA takes 20 minutes
but I was thinking
actually of Pulp Fiction
where he's like
it takes 20 minutes
to get there
I'll be there in 10
yeah
remember that
great job Quentin
great job Quentin
great job Quentin Tarantino
writing that movie
you did a really good job
we stand
we absolutely stand
I actually
I have to say
I do love Quentin Tarantino
do you
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
do you have a favorite
I'm also an Angeleno
Pulp Fiction
absolutely
so Pulp Fiction is your favorite.
Yeah.
I was quoting,
someone asked me of the two Kill Bills,
which one was my favorite,
and I was like,
it's hard to say,
but volume two has the best fight scene.
Which one is,
is that the Daryl Hannah one?
Which is Daryl Hannah versus Uma Thurman.
Just give me chills on my spine.
The dialogue is so gorgeous,
and I hate to say it,
camp-y.
That's right.
I killed your master.
I killed your master.
Now I'm going to kill you with your own sword, no less.
Which in the very near future will become my sword, Uma.
Bitch.
You don't have a future.
And then they kill, and then she fucking gets her eye out.
I have a lip sync of you saying that into the microphone just now.
Is Daryl Hannah good?
I think she's so fucking good
in that movie.
She's really, really good.
You mean in general?
I'm asking a general question
about Daryl Hannah.
I think she's good
in a way that makes you,
yeah, sure, question it,
where in Steel Magnolias
you're like,
oh, she's,
what is this character?
And in A Walk to Remember
she has on the craziest fucking wig and she plays Shane West's mom and I oh she's what is this character yeah and in A Walk to Remember she has on the craziest
fucking wig and she plays Shane West's mom
and I think she's fabulous in that
and I think in Kill Bill
I think she's great I think she's a great
she's not of this era I'll say that
I know it's a little unfortunate I think we I think like she
like our generation sort of like
mister skewed at an angle
with her children have forgotten children have forgotten
a little bit and she doesn't And she doesn't translate to the children nowadays.
I see.
Where it's like the children now can latch on to like,
you know, a fucking.
Ariana Grande.
Missy Pyle.
Ariana Grande.
I said Missy Pyle.
I don't know why.
Sure.
Who's Missy Pyle?
Missy Pyle is that actress that you literally know,
but maybe not by name.
She's in so much shit.
Josie and the Pussycats.
She's in Josie and the Pussycats.
She's in,
she's in,
like the fun one.
Yeah.
I think she was in Hairspray.
I don't know.
She's in Gal,
what was that movie?
She was in The Mother
and Charlie and the Chocolate Pack.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's in,
she's literally this actress.
The old one?
No, no.
I think she's Mike TV's mom.
No, she was Anna Sophia Robb's mom. Oh my God. I'm literally gonna bring it The old one? I think she's Mike TV's mom.
No, she was Anna Sophia Robb's mom.
Oh, my God. I'm literally going to bring it up right now.
You're going to see a picture of her,
and you're going to know me.
That's Missy Pyle.
I have no idea who this is.
You know who this is.
I don't know who this is.
Yes, you do.
You've seen her.
I don't know who this is.
All right, well, she's a famous character actress.
You're not a real Angelina
if you don't know who Missy Pyle is.
I classically don't know anything.
Well, that's clear.
That's clear. I don't know. well that's clear I mean this
Missy Pyle is canon
that's actually real culture number 50
Missy Pyle is canon
what's your thing with Daryl
here's my thing I actually think that
well you know one time Quentin Tarantino I was reading
an interview with him and he said I don't work with
any dumb actors and so I was
like that's interesting
because I was crazy
fucking thing i know john travolta well i mean who knows who by the way is so hot now or maybe
he's oh my god since he shaved his head he's so have you seen a picture if you don't know i'm
gonna end the episode john travolta with his shaved head is my missy no i'm just gonna i'm
gonna i'm gonna power through and say what I was saying because this is crazy.
He of the cults.
You don't even know who fucking Missy Pyle is.
This fucking product of a cult
is telling us that
cult master,
John Travolta,
is hot.
You are a bitch.
He looks so much better now.
No, he doesn't.
Shut up.
He is not hot.
I agree he looks better
than having that horrible
situation he had before.
No, on that fucking
pasty white skin.
I also classically have been like criticized
over and over again for wanting to be reeled
by Ron Perlman, so whatever.
Oh my God.
You have a type.
Everyone moans.
It's like, shut up.
No, I'm not moaning.
I'm saying like, wow.
You're all moaning.
You're all screaming at me.
You are moaning, stupid.
Of course I was moaning.
Wait, what was I just saying?
Daryl Hannah.
Oh, so there was this quote.
Maybe it was like,
I don't like to work with dumb actors
or like I only work with smart actors or something like that.
And then I was recently, I watched an interview
like last week with Carol Radzeville.
She was on.
Who?
Can I get to what it has to do with this?
Is Carol Dana a funny name?
Because I'm literally telling the story
and I'm going to say what it has to do with her.
So I was watching an interview with her
on like Jenny McCarthy and she was talking about, because I got on some like Carolyn Bessette Kennedy JFK Jr. thing.
I was like I fell into a Wikipedia wormhole and I was like reading about that plane crash and then realized they were really close to the Carol Radziwill from New York Real Houses of New York.
And I was watching this interview and she said that before before JFK Jr. dated Carolyn Bessette, he dated Daryl Hannah,
and Carol Radzeville said,
and so, you know, we had to endure that.
Whoa.
Really offhand, and so I was like, huh.
And so then I was thinking about her performances,
and I'm like, yeah, I wonder what the deal is with Daryl Hannah.
So that's why I ask, is Daryl Hannah good?
I'm sure she-
A woman said that about her?
Carol Radzeville.
And like a pretty chill lady, I would say.
Legit, legit individual.
It wouldn't surprise me if Daryl Hannah was like a bad person,
was like an asshole,
and like people did not like working with her.
This also was like the early 90s, remember?
Sure.
When she was probably at the height of her fame post-Splash.
And she was the most fucking beautiful woman.
Totally.
Like ever at that time. She was gorgeous when she was gorgeous i mean she's square jaw like and maybe someone like carol radziwill like emmy winning peabody award-winning
journalist was like looked down and scoffed like him dating this actress and like that was very
easy for jfk jr to do maybe maybe carol saying and we had to you know endure that as like yeah
like at that time she was you know i'm sure d Daryl Hannah was like a fucking coke hound and like.
Well, Daryl Hannah and JFK Jr. were like on and off for a long time.
Wait, how did she lose her finger again?
Oh my God, I didn't know she lost her finger.
Yeah, she's like missing part of her finger.
Okay, we need to, HPA, can you get on this?
HPA, can you look that up?
HPA, HPA.
Daryl, just Google Daryl Hannah fingers.
How it happened.
How it happened, was it bad? You have to ask J Hannah fingers how it happened how it happened
was it bad
you have to ask Jeeves
how it happened
that's crazy
do you guys remember
when you could ask Jeeves
is Jeeves well hung
and then he'd give you
some coy answer
he'd be like
but quite frankly
I don't know
if you should be
asking that question
missing fingers
Darryl Hannah
lost part of her
left index finger
when she was a child
she told the Sunday Times
of South Africa
that she got it stuck in a pulley in a well at her grandma's house when she was a child. She told the Sunday Times of South Africa that she got stuck in a pulley in a well
at her grandma's house when she
was little. She sometimes wears a
prosthetic finger in her movies.
Wait, let me read this again.
She got stuck
in a pulley in a well at her grandma's
house. Thank you,
HPA. We have no choice but to
stand. We have no choice.
It's an interesting development that we have no choice but to stand. We have no choice. We actually have an interesting development that we have no choice but to stand.
Where do you guys think that finger is now?
Yeah, where do you think that finger is now?
At the bottom of a well, bitch.
At the bottom of a fucking well, bitch.
In South Africa.
Wait, hold on.
There's more.
There's more.
Oh, now we have a photograph of the missing finger in question.
And I can say that her index finger is an absolute halfie.
Oh, wait. let me see.
Yeah, I mean, you got to check this out.
Oh, no.
I mean, there's not a whole finger there.
Yeah, it's fine.
You know what?
If I lost my index finger, I thought it was a...
No, it's her index finger.
Yeah, the one you need.
If I lost my index finger, I would have a chip on my finger about it.
I would have a goddamn chip on my finger about that.
I would look at the world and feel vengeful. I once went on a date with a guy in San Francisco
who said, I guess as a kid,
had stuck his finger into his mom's exercise machine in the 80s
and had it taken away.
You know who was missing part of his finger?
My dad.
My dad, he was teaching,
and there was a television that was like hung up in one of the classrooms.
And like he was going to adjust it.
I mean, trigger warning.
Trigger warning.
The television fell on his finger and like the top of it came off.
Oh my God.
No.
I once dropped a bottle of shampoo on my toe and it started bleeding.
I once stubbed my toe in my apartment.
That's so bad.
It was really sad.
Have you guys ever stubbed your toe so perfectly that it doesn't hurt at all?
Like it's just like the alignment is so perfect.
Like it's exactly perpendicular to the axis of your bone or whatever.
Has that ever happened to you?
No, every time I stub my toe it hurts.
Oh no.
You have to realign your toe.
It's a thing I have.
Yeah, you have to realign your toe shock. I have a condition where every time I stub my toe it it hurts. Oh, no. When you stub your toe. You have to realign your toe. It's a thing I have. Yeah, you have to realign your toe shock.
I have a condition where every time I stub my toe, it hurts.
It hurts me so bad.
It's truly, it doesn't feel like the world is going to end anytime you stub your toe.
You're like, and it makes me nervous to get in a car accident someday.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Where it's like, if I can't even withstand this pain, then I will surely perish.
What's the worst pain you've ever felt?
Yeah, what is the worst pain you've ever been in?
Oh my God, I'm not emotional.
Because I don't care for that.
I mean, I broke my arm twice as a Canadian.
I don't remember.
I don't remember what that felt like
because it was pure trauma erasure.
For me, it was kidney stones.
Oh, fuck.
I had kidney stones when I was 19
working at American Apparel
because I was, instead of drinking water,
drinking only soy chai lattes.
There was a deal.
This is a great reminder to drink more water
because I've been drinking a lot of protein shakes lately.
Congratulations to me.
You've got to be careful with that
because we had a deal with the people
that worked at Starbucks across the street.
They would get free clothes whenever they wanted
and we got to have free soy chai lattes.
That's it?
So I just used to eat three of those a day. No.
Absolutely not. We were 19
or younger, some of us, and
working at a clothing shop.
This is why that place periled.
American Apparel. Perished.
Was the staff? The staffing?
A hundred percent. That's what happens
when you hire people that you think
are hot instead of people that
are trying to do a job.
I've never done.
46 hot people are dumb.
And I'm sorry, I have, it's so funny,
any retail job I would apply for,
specifically clothing retail, apparel,
I would always get these looks.
Yeah. It was just like
I was like
are you kidding me
you want to work
at the buckle
like
the buckle
what is the buckle
the buckle
was this
fucking
it was in every
fucking mall
in the Midwest
and the West
I'm gonna kill you
Midwest
and then West
of the Midwest and my friend of that's what that the Midwest
and my friend
Kayla Sturbeck
worked at the buckle
and she was like
you should apply
for a job at the buckle
bless her heart
she was trying to be
a good friend
but she knew
in that moment
that I would have
never gotten the job
yeah stupid bitch
and I applied
and it was like
a true moment of shame
that I remember
that it stayed with me
where it was like
the purse
I send
I get handed over the hard
copy paper application to some fucking
woman who was
two years older than me who just like looked at me
and was like you're never like why would you ever
why would we ever hire you
and I applied and I think I
applied to American Apparel in college too
and it was the same thing it was like no
I did the same thing I applied to American Apparel and I
was required to attach a photo like no fucking way I did the same thing I applied to American Apparel and I was required to
attach a photo
like I was in
South Korea today
you know
like you would be
in a K-pop group
or something
exactly
and I got rejected
several times
from American Apparel
the way that I actually
got a job there
was because I was
hanging out with
a friend of mine
who worked there
and we showed up
super super stoned
while he was closing
and they were doing
a floor count that night
where they had to count
every item on the floor to you know I guess to regage stock or whatever because so much theft
was happening all the time yeah but anyway so uh we show up super stoned and this girl because we
were like in west la this girl named i'm just can i just call her name is Lane. And she was incredibly like Hollywood Hills, like Olsen twins, like, you know, like black shaggy clothes, long blonde hair, big hat.
Did not need this job, had so much money.
And she at that moment was like, OK, I'm going on spring break.
And the manager that was there at the time, she was like, wait, who's going to take over your shift?
And she was like, I don gonna take over your shift and she was like i don't know anyway bye and she walked out and the manager just like turned to me and was
like well can you help us with this floor count tonight and maybe like take over her shifts for
the next two weeks and i was like uh-huh and i was stoned out of my fucking mind i stood in front i
stood in front of a rack of green sweaters for what to me felt like roughly
six hours a new york minute a new york minute for a new york minute a full new york minute and i
just stood there carefully like scratching into this clipboard you know like one size L of the style RST3K92
you know it's like
I was trying so fucking hard sweating my
ass off
in absolute terror
but I got hired that way
just through
some back channel
I just like wish
we had had any
cultural awareness where I was growing up
that what the fuck was going on there was so racist and so sizist,
so demeaning.
That was a dark time.
Yeah, I used to go to Abercrombie and walk around and peacock
and try to get asked to hire there to boost my ego because that's the power it had.
And I like,
I don't think I would have even had the like understanding of vocabulary to
like be told like,
just so you know,
this is like reductive and,
and,
and racist.
Of course not.
But it is.
But back then,
like I would have this fantasy and this is so embarrassing and so funny to me
now.
Yeah.
I had this fantasy of walking into a embarrassing and so funny to me now this fantasy of
walking into a
Hollister
folding up clothes
and someone
approaching me
being like
do you want to
work here
honestly it was
like
you demonstrated
this dream
yes yes
hey we think
you'd be a really
good asset to the
team
wow you're really
good at that
yeah
wait I one time
before I worked
in American Apparel
I used to sometimes pretend to work there because i had like so many friends
that were there and i used to just like hang out all the time and one day they're just like oh my
god just like pretend like you work here and this guy came up to me and he was like because people
used to ask me questions about the stock there anyway because i just looked the part and this
guy came up to me and he was like do do you guys have this shirt in different sizes?
And I just like, and I looked around and I was like, no.
And then he just like walked off and then came back like 10 minutes later.
I was like, I found the other sizes of this shirt.
Because I was like, I wanted to come off.
In that moment, I was like doing the calculus.
I was like, can I spot the shirt out of the corner of my eye now and like lead him to it? Or can I, or do I just like say something with confidence that asserts that I do work here and know what I'm talking about?
And I opted for the latter.
Instead of looking like a fool and sort of like helping him like get what he needed.
I just opted for the confidence.
I just opted.
Just like you did with that note in Colors of the Wind.
It's a theme for you. Opt for confidence. Opt for confidence. Title of app. for the confidence. Just like you did with that note in Colors of the Wind. It's a theme for you.
Opt for confidence.
Opt for confidence.
The title of that.
Opt for confidence.
No, I do.
I would never.
You cannot name an episode that I've been on opt for confidence because I'm so anti-confidence.
It's going to be called Femme Fatale.
It's going to be called New York Minute.
New York Minute with Max Winter.
Oh, no.
There's enough irony there.
Do you guys.
Are people. Like, are they like, you're from New York, with Max Winter. Oh no. There's enough irony there. Do you guys, are people,
like are they like,
you're from New York, aren't you?
Do they say that to you guys?
No.
No, but Ruby McAllister,
when she was on this pod,
your co-host.
I've never,
who is that?
Shut up.
She's really dumb.
Max had just gotten back in from LA,
I think recently,
and then she was like,
and it was a beautiful moment
where she had clocked that,
and she was like,
you have this LA jack about you right now. I was jacked. You're so happy, and then she was like and it was a beautiful moment where she had clocked that and she was like you are
you have this LA
jack about you
right now
where you're just like
you're so
you're so happy
you're like
right now you're present
in New York
you're happy to be back
and I see that
and like Ruby
but Ruby is just a very
saying that about you
yeah
yeah
okay got it
it was beautiful
listen back to it
it's great
I listened to the episode
okay
that was a really fun episode
I'm trying to listen back
honey
yeah that's actually
what we had said
was listen back.
Okay, well,
maybe I'm really busy
because I'm sort of
on a New York schedule right now.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Anyway.
I want to say
this thing about peacocking
in a Abercrombie is so real.
Yeah, I mean,
it was a huge
bellwether
of whether or not
I was worth it.
And I think it's like
a little precursor for any time.
Like you and I,
at least we'll walk into like,
like a sexy gay space where you're like,
you go see and be seen where it's like,
I better be,
I better opt for,
you know,
whatever it is.
Like I better be like,
I better,
I better try.
I got to figure out how I fit in.
Just say what you want to say Bowen.
No,
no,
no.
It's like,
but you know,
it's like,
it's like so many times you walk into that kind of space and you don't know
what you're going to like. Yeah. I don't know. Like just,
I'm saying like that feeling of being in like a cool store like that. It's just so funny to think
about now. Well, it's just so fun. I remember like I recently was at a mall and I walked,
I walked out. Yeah. Yeah. I walked past like an Abercrombie or like a Hollister or something and
the aesthetics of it and the whole vibe is so different now because it was like
totally like untenable and like not logistically feasible to like continue
that culture.
Like it was,
it just like,
it was so crazy.
But I remember,
do you remember how fucking loud those stores were and how they reeked of
whatever cologne?
The smell feels like a grapefruit spoon being dragged
through my esophagus. Yeah, it's crazy.
The fact that those people weren't there,
they need to be checked. Just shirtless
men outside clapping, clapping, clapping,
telling you to come in. I'll just never forget walking,
it was like the highlight of my year one
time when I walked past a Hollander, someone ran
out of the store and told me they thought I would, quote,
do well there. Wow. I mean,
oh, so this is this
is something different where like you were you were being you were being like validated in a
certain way to be like yeah you belong and i remember like because it's a thing it's like
because i got that validation once or twice i was then like you wanted well i need to get it now
periodically going forward or else i also have lost something. You know what I mean?
It's like once they tell you like,
hi,
just so you know,
this is your worth.
If you don't get that again,
you're like,
did I lose my worth?
You know what I mean?
It's that weird thing.
So I remember I would like all throughout high school,
like constantly check back in and be like,
Hey,
just want to make sure that I still like have worth.
After spending some time in Los Angeles,
do you feel like you are a little more like self-helpy?
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, do you sort of feel like you have a little bit more
command over these like self-mantras and stuff?
But I also think it's not an LA thing.
It's like a post my Saturn return thing.
What does that mean?
I don't know what that means. I'm sorry. It's when Saturn comes back to where the position it was not an LA thing. It's like a post my Saturn return thing. Like I, what does that mean? I don't know what that means.
It's like,
it's when Saturn comes back to where the position it was when you were born.
So it happens like when you're around between 27 and 29,
like this moment in your life,
which is like,
well,
it happened to you already.
Okay.
And I was supposed to do something at that time.
Well,
no,
it just like changes like cosmically in the way that you exist.
Like usually it's,
it collaborates with something in your life.
That's like a big change.
And I definitely had one,
like my 28th year of my life was like extremely chaotic and so much change.
And now after that,
I feel like I'm,
I'm like chemically and cellularly like a different person.
It's weird.
Like,
and so now I think like,
like little changes in my attitude and changes in behavior.
I'm a different person than I was two years ago.
It doesn't have to do with LA.
But I think that it's convenient that I've adopted a more like,
well, who cares?
We're all just little bags of meat bopping around in space.
I was just going to self help you because,
because we'll know just because like that is sort of like something that
happens in Los Angeles and California in general,
because it's such a like cult central place because people do forget that
it's Los Angeles is a desert.
I like to see that in the desert.
Um,
but it's like,
there's some like quality to it where it's like the vastness of it all just
makes people trip the fuck out.
And it's sort of like
there's sort of like this like ayahuasca-esque
state of existence
that you get into when you live in a place
where you're sort of like
isolated and aware of vast distances all the time.
I feel a lot, yes, I feel a lot less pressure
there. In New York I feel a lot of pressure
to do a lot every day.
I beat myself up in a way in New York that I do not lot every day. I beat myself up
in a way
in New York
that I do not do in LA.
It's full of salt.
And I'm happier
in Los Angeles.
But Max,
what you're saying is
you're out there
in the desert
and you are made
to feel so inadequate
that you have to swing
the other way
which is to be like,
I gotta work on my,
I gotta be happy
with who I am.
No, I mean,
I guess what I was saying
is just like the fever
that occurs with people that like live in los angeles and california in
general like it sort of allows for more like ambient like states of awareness that sort of
feed into like the acceptance of sort of like almost almost culty thought patterns.
Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Which is why so much of that stuff is able to exist.
Not to mention it's just such gorgeous weather that
people are just able to think about other things.
That's the thing.
You're less aware of the passage
of time.
That's gorgeous.
Or things feel less
urgent because things aren't changing all the time.
I used to get so upset when I was a kid
and people were like,
there's no seasons in LA.
I'd be like, are you fucking kidding me?
I just put on a cardigan.
I just put on a cardigan all year, any day.
It's fall.
I just put on a cardigan.
It's definitely a new season.
No, I literally,
give me one perfect season at all times.
Yeah, I don't need it.
I don't need winter.
I don't need fall.
I'm with you.
Well, no, the worst thing you can have for me
is what we're experiencing right now.
The depression that I feel in this weather is unparalleled.
I hate this.
You mean rain?
Humidity.
Oh, humidity.
Humidity.
You know what?
It weighs me down in a way
where I've never been a waste of life like I have been over the last four days.
It's been crazy.
I haven't left my apartment at all.
Just dick in hand laziness that is so ridiculous.
So I used to feel similarly to you.
But then when I was 16, I went to Japan on an exchange program.
I went to a small town called Fujinomiya at the base of Mount Fuji.
And like when I stepped off that plane,
I was hit with
what I'd never experienced before,
which was a 100% humidity wall
of intensity.
And I was like,
holy fuck, this is unreal.
And I stepped outside
and I was like,
and I think my brain was like,
I have to make an immediate decision
about how to interact with this
because I'm reaching a breaking point. So this thought clicked into my head where brain was like, I have to make an immediate decision about how to interact with this because I'm reaching a breaking point.
So this thought clicked into my head where I was like, wait, I like being in saunas.
If I just think of this like a steam room, then I can basically just relax into it.
And I was like, okay. So if I'm able to remind myself that I like this sensation in other contexts, then I'm able to sort of like return to it in a more peaceful manner.
So you just chose to make the decision to be happy?
What do you mean?
You just made the decision to be happy?
There's something wrong with you, Max.
Something's wrong with you.
The body positivity movement is a shame.
Yeah, there's something really wrong with you.
You actually have a personality disorder.
I do, actually.
Shut up.
But, no, I definitely don't. That's gorgeous. No, I definitely don't. I'm totally kidding, you guys. I do, actually. Shut up. But, no, I definitely don't.
That's gorgeous.
No, I definitely don't.
I'm totally kidding, you guys.
I'm a comedian.
But, well, no, I mean, whatever.
No, I get what you're saying.
No, yeah, that is very useful.
Listen, I have to keep checking.
I have to keep lying to myself.
That's what I'm actually circling back to
is that I'm consciously lying to myself.
So, actually, take that back.
Take that back.
Where you brought it.
And do you need the receipt?
Do you need the gift receipt? Yeah, I actually need that back. Take that back. And do you need the receipt because,
do you need the gift receipt?
Yeah,
I actually need the receipt.
Yeah,
okay.
It is at this time,
time for I Don't Think So Honey.
Really quickly,
I want to say,
I think the Abercrombie and Fitches of our youth
is down to social media at large,
right?
It's like,
going through Instagram
feels like walking through Abercrombie
and Fitches.
We're all like,
well thank God that's no longer a thing.
Yeah,
now because it's like a lived in part
of our experience,
you stupid bitches.
You ever think about that, readers?
Okay.
So this is, I don't think it's funny.
This is our, we take one minute.
It's a segment that we have on this podcast,
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bo Nye.
Wait, what am I on?
This is called Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bo Nye.
It's a pop culture comedy podcast.
I'm Matt and that's Bo Nye.
I know it's confusing.
We're both white.
Yes. I was just going to say that's why it was confusing that's why I was
confusing so we take one minute to rail against something in culture that yeah
not like or dislike or even hate um I have something okay yeah what is it I'm
gonna do I'm gonna do it right now okay this is my need you know ahead of time
no no immediately clear This is Matt Rogers.
I don't think Sony's time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Dora the Explorer, the movie.
Dora is hot.
I don't like this.
You cannot make Dora the Explorer hot.
Come on, Vamanos.
More like, fuck that.
This is not.
More like, fuck that.
So she's got like fully beat face.
She's literally supposed to be a child, you guys.
I don't think so.
I also do not think so, honey, that we need the Dora movie.
She feels like she was barely even culturally relevant like when she was.
Maybe she's not for me.
But like I don't love the image of Dora like as this hot young thing.
Somebody tweeted. I don't know who it was but
it was like why is Dora the Explorer having a hot girl summer and I'm like yeah this feels
really crazy to me 15 seconds looking at the looking at the poster I was like it's called
Dora and the something something something I'm like no there hasn't even been one Dora movie
let's just call it Dora the Explorer first we're jumping out of ourselves we're franchising it in
a way that I don't think so honey I don't think so honey do I the explorer
I'm sorry never did
and that's one minute
that's gorgeous
oh my fucking god
wait by the way
so I think the cats movie
looks beautiful
shut the fuck up
I think it is
in a real way
I visually think
to my eyes
it's gorgeous
and I think
gorgeous
it's gorgeous
I think it's
this generation's 300
in that I think
that it is
both defining
a new visual aesthetic
and also going to stoke a lot of violence.
The Dora the Explorer movie,
similarly, I saw it,
and I also was like,
I actually think I want to see it.
No, no, I mean, I saw the poster.
I was like, I think I maybe do want to see that.
I mean, it's something I definitely won't see.
And when you talk about cats,
this is something we all must see.
I mean, I think it's a cultural duty to see cats.
Do you say doodity?
Cultural doodity.
It's a cultural doodity.
It's a cultural doodity to see cats.
It's a doodity.
But I was watching The Lion King.
I went to go see The Lion King.
Oh, it was bad.
Which is bad.
And next to me were these women that were like,
what's this?
When the cats trailer came on.
And then, by the way,
they narrated the whole movie of The Lion King, which couldn't have been better.
Oh, my God.
It was exactly what he needed.
And literally, the one girl goes to the other girl, look at what they have Jennifer Hudson wearing in a second.
So then Jennifer Hudson comes on screen and they all started laughing so hard.
And we were dying laughing.
It was so funny to watch them watch this trailer for the first time.
And at the end, they go, well, I know what we won't be seeing.
And I said, we will all be there and then literally they all laughed because they knew it
was true yeah yeah so because we will all see cats absolutely if we don't see cats like what why why
i don't know i make movies it's like i make movies if you're not gonna see cats it's like when they
bring a dessert to the table it's like okay we okay, we didn't order it, but we're going to eat it. Right, right, right.
A dessert that cannot possibly be what they thought was presentable.
No, it's just like, this isn't what I ordered,
and I would never order it, but it's a free dessert on the table.
Not to say that Cats is going to be free, but might as well.
I mean, what else are you paying money for on that?
How can we steal Cats?
Bitch.
Can we sneak into a movie theater?
Let's fucking do that.
Let's steal cats.
Yeah, let's fucking steal cats.
I know,
we know someone who does this.
We do know someone who does this.
Oh, that movie steals?
Yeah.
Yeah, and he's good at it.
So we can ask for his help.
I just opened up my phone
to put the timer on for Bell and Yang
and it was just so many pictures
of Missy Pyle.
Okay, so this is Bell and Yang's I Don't Think So Honey. You ready? I had such so many pictures of Missy Pyle. OK, so this is Bowen
Yang's.
I don't think so, honey.
You ready?
I had such a good one
and now it's gone.
Oh, fuck.
Do you need a trouble?
No, no, no, no, no.
OK, I know it's OK.
This is Bowen Yang's.
I don't think so.
I need time starts now.
I don't think so.
Honey, Clorox wet wipes.
Oh, bitch, you do not
get it clean enough.
And what is that lemony
scent that you leave
afterwards?
It feels like a Clorox.
You know what?
The scent has transcended like the lemon, verbena, whatever the fuck.
The scent is now unmistakably to anyone's nostrils, Clorox wet wipes.
And someone's going to walk into my apartment and smell, it smells like Clorox wet wipes.
And I don't want that anymore.
That is a failed, you have failed the fundamental function of your
product.
30 seconds. You've identified
the scent, the olfactory identity of this
with the product itself and now
it doesn't feel clean anymore. Do you know what I'm saying?
Does that make sense to you guys? Yes.
It's like smelling a piece
of glass and saying it smells like Windex
and now it doesn't feel like glass
anymore. It feels like a piece of Windex.
A piece of Windex.
So I don't think, so honey, our cleaning products, there has to be
a real change that happens in the culture
in order for cleaning products to not smell like
cleaning products anymore so that our products don't smell like
cleaning products. And that's
one minute. Thank you. I thought
you were going in the direction of like a wet wipe you use
on your butthole because we famously talked about
buttholes earlier in the episode.
And you could use Clorox and that would be a bleaching tool.
A bleaching tool, but then someone who goes down there will say like,
your ass smells like Clorox.
They're going to, honestly, yeah, they would taste Clorox and they'd be like,
umami.
Umami.
But maybe someone, but maybe HPA.
You know.
That's HPA.
HPA has experienced that.
He gets his asshole eaten
and they go,
stop.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Every time.
Is this Swiffer wet jet?
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
You can walk into an apartment
and say,
it smells like Swiffer.
Yeah.
You know,
it smells like the product.
You're right.
It's so mass marketed now
that it's like,
we all know that smell
and so we go,
that's why you need candles.
That's why you need candles.
You need to not clean your apartment.
That's why you need to not clean. That's why you need to. That's why you need to not clean your apartment. That's why you need to not clean. That's why you need
to live in a sassapula. Sassapula.
Stupa beach.
Sassapula. I like sassapula. Stupa
beach. Stupa beach. Okay, I
think it's time for Max Witter. Wait, has somebody
done this one before? What?
I can't tell you.
If you start doing
it and someone's done it, we'll stop.
This has happened
to both of us before.
It doesn't matter.
And it also doesn't matter.
We won't stop doing this.
Okay, this is Max Fuditz.
I don't think so.
I think his time starts now.
I don't think so.
Honey, umbrellas?
Has this been done?
No.
Okay, great.
Wait, can you start my time?
No, okay, fine.
Okay, umbrellas are just
fucking like mass marketed
like litter.
They're just like litter
that is just made in gigantic quantities.
They should also absolutely be like a city utility.
I should not have to fucking pay for them.
I have never been able to hold onto an umbrella for more than one fucking use.
I should be able to walk out of a location, grab one of the umbrellas that's in the bucket,
use it, and then just like throw it into another bucket like a fucking city bike.
30 seconds.
Wow. It is just like a known city bike. 30 seconds. Wow.
It is just a known fact that rain does
not come from above. It comes from all fucking directions.
Wow. So when you use a fucking
umbrella, it doesn't do fucking anything.
All they do is serve as
these lacerating points
to peck at my fucking eyes.
And the only use for an umbrella is to use
as a defense against other umbrellas
because I am risking my vision.
I have to do literally parkour to get out of the way of your fucking umbrellas.
I don't think so.
Agave umbrellas.
This is a vegan one.
That's one.
That's one.
That's a vegan.
I don't think so, honey.
Amazing.
Agave.
I don't think so.
Agave.
Wow.
That was beautiful.
See, and the thing, the problem I have with umbrellas is that they're so easily lost.
Yes.
Well, yes.
Because...
And guess what?
You just turned this big thing into trash
and you just threw it on the street somewhere.
You know what I mean?
Also, I don't have a roommate anymore,
but my roommate took my umbrella.
Bitch.
And my roommate who doesn't exist...
Wait, you don't have an umbrella?
You don't have...
I don't have a roommate,
but my roommate...
And the roommate took your umbrella.
And my umbrella's gone,
so I can only say...
This is a lie here.
I'm not lying.
They're to be stolen.
That's the thing. That's the thing.
It becomes like the Wild West out there
when you see an umbrella
and you're in a precarious situation
where you're going to get rained on.
That's why I just say,
keep in mind,
we're under the same sky.
That's from the song Kiss the Rain by Billy Myers.
And that's why it's my roundabout way of saying
that you have to just kiss the rain.
Can I also add an addendum onto mine
that I just thought about
you can always do that
but you go first
well you know like
the sharing an umbrella
it's like
no
who do you think
you're fucking kidding
that it barely works
for one fucking person
you think two people
are gonna get under it
also to be honest
I'm always the taller one
so I always have to hold it
and I don't think so
I don't think so either
and oh
if I have to hold it
I'm pissed off
and if the other person is holding it they're not holding it over me right they're not holding it correctly no they're not and I have to hold it and I don't think so I don't think so yeah and oh if I have to hold it I'm pissed off and if the other person
is holding it
they're not holding it
over me right
they're not holding it
correctly
no they're not
and I have to
what fucking
huddle under their
little radius
and that's what
destroys friendship
that's what destroys
friendship
my addendum is
get wet
get wet and die
die
get wet and die
get wet and die
this is my addendum
to that
yeah
you can't
there's no such thing
as an investment piece umbrella.
You cannot invest
in a nice umbrella
because it is,
as Matt said,
established,
they only exist
to get stolen.
Yes.
And you lose them.
And it's not an investment piece
because you can't store it away
somewhere where it's going
to be guaranteed safe.
Wait, can I do an impression
of you just now?
You went,
that's my impression
of you, bitch.
This is my impression
of both of you.
Can you make that the title of episode?
It's actually Rollercoaster number 144.
Well, I think this has been a fabulous episode.
I think it's been one of the most fabulous episodes I've ever had.
This is really bad.
And here's the thing.
Max Wittert is very talented
and he has
the gift of gab
oh
and that's why
we
had had such a great episode
because
amongst your many gifts
is also gab
is also gab
we
the gift of Gabriela
the gift of Gabriela
anytime I have a conversation
with Max Wittert
the road takes
ever a winding turn it takes a winding turn the road takes ever a winding turn
I think I just made a magazine
it takes a winding turn
the road takes
ever a winding turn
we covered a lot of culture
a lot of culture
remember in the earlier
in the episode
when it was very serious
culture about fashion
then we kind of
crossed over into more
like you know
takes on
yes
takes on women
is that what you just said
no on the whole thing
yeah yeah
and also I would call
this episode so fascinating
if that wasn't already
the title of
Max and Ruby's Pod
which you should
absolutely listen to
Max I cannot wait
for your fashion week
coverage
thank you
what's next
what's coming up next
New York fashion
yeah
well I
no I think it starts off
doesn't it start in
Paris
I don't fucking know
I don't know either
I just
fashion is both
I take what comes at me
fashion's liberating
but it's also a prison
whatever
blah blah blah
fashion sucks
anyway
this has been so special
but then we also
can I just like plug
is that okay
yeah go
so come to Get Real
every month
at Spectacle Theater
with me and Joe
it's really really fun
we have comedians
dub over movie clips live
it's so fun
and you guys are going to love it.
I think this coming month, in August, we're going to do Westerns maybe.
Oh, great.
So that'll be cute.
Also, I have a solo show coming up on 9-13.
9-13.
At Union Hall.
Right now, I'm working between two titles.
Get them.
Okay.
So what we may not have established is that I'm also a cartoonist.
Yes.
I said that. We said you were an illustrator. I black out everything that I'm also a cartoonist. Yes. I said that.
We said you were an illustrator, yeah.
I black out everything.
I'm vitamin B deficient.
I don't make new memories.
Right, right, right.
So it's going to be like an all-illustrated solo show.
And so I'm debating between two titles.
One is Max Witter,
a portrait of the Artist Seated with Grapes
or
Max Witter
I Forgot Something
but Something is Spelled Wrong
because I was desperately typing
title ideas to some friends
and I misspelled something
but I like the way that it looked
so it's like something spelled like
T-H-I-J-G-B or something
I like Portrait of an Artist Se-G-B or something I like
Portrait of a Donner City with Graves
and I like the latter
so it'll be up to the readers now
no actually we're going to put up a poll
when this episode comes out
and only then will we find out what your show is
even if it comes out only two days before your show
you're just going to have to advertise it
as the untitled Max Worded Solo show
that is so
queer. It's really queer.
That's so queer friendly. Yeah, this podcast actually
is really queer and queer friendly. Oh my god, I forgot to ask
you guys, is this a safe space? Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, actually, wait.
Then you can release it.
Okay, then you can't release my episode
until it is. No, we're going to release it
anyway. Until this is a government sponsored
safe space. Oh my God, I can't.
We end every episode with a song.
Okay, what do you want me to sing?
No, you actually are going to.
I'm actually banned from singing.
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You need to paint with all the colors of the wind.
You can own the earth and still.
All you'll own is earth and still.
You can paint with all the colors of the wind.
Just around the river.
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