Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “FUSSY. FINISHED.” (w/ Kathryn Hahn)
Episode Date: September 18, 2024Who’s that brightening up everything? It’s been Kathryn Hahn ALL ALONG, baby! And Matt & Bowen are tickled to talk to her on the day of Agatha All Along’s release on Disney+! They chat needi...ng to keep secrets amidst “theory televison”, Agatha being a top, singing with Patti LuPone and having “concepts of a plan”. Also, Step Brothers, Revolutionary Road, club-hopping in Cleveland, Planet Hollywood and Hard Rock Cafe’s historical artifacts, the Agatha walking around Disneyland and being an overall witchy person. All this, ITALY, Techno, Björk, “hard, dumb rock”, BERLIN, churros, SUFFS: The Musical, Chimp Crazy, tip screen drama, how awful it is when glass breaks and butt implants. It’s Kathryn Hahn!!!! Come ON! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Now, let's get to some Lost Coach, huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Let's do it.
Look, man.
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow, is that culture?
Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Lost Culturistas.
Ding dong.
Lost Culturistas calling.
Now, Bowen already popped his DC open
But I'm gonna do it now
There we go
The sound of heaven
We can't have too many
Intro things
Intro things
It gets too fussy
It's too much
As we said a few seconds ago
Too much housekeeping
And you don't like fuss
I don't like muss or fuss
Period
That's actually rule of culture number six
Bowen Yang
He don't like muss or fuss
What number is that? I thought six he don't like muss or fuss.
What number is that?
I thought six.
Six.
Wasn't it six?
I think so.
Great.
I just want to say,
girl,
put your purples on.
Okay,
BTS.
I called Bowen about an hour ago
and I'm in a panic
and I say,
I really would like
to wear purple
for the episode.
You'll find out why.
He raises a shirt
on FaceTime.
It's of Lisa Barlow. What is it? It's Lisa Barlow saying what? It was Lisa Barlow from Salt Lake City Housewives saying, I purple for the episode. You'll find out why. He raises a shirt on FaceTime. It's of Lisa Barlow. What is it?
It's Lisa Barlow saying what? It was Lisa Barlow from Salt Lake
City Housewives saying, I feel for me too.
It is my favorite shirt that I own. I really
wanted to wear it today if it had been purple,
but it didn't go with my rubric for today
in my mind. I thought a great
pop star had passed
away or something. The look on your face was
telegraphing. Like we're commemorating.
Yeah. I just thought it would be a
really good episode to wear purple.
And then I realized my color blindness, my
affliction, my
handicap was so bad
that I literally had to turn the phone around
and we had to go through every
shirt in my closet and I said, is this purple?
Is this purple? Because I can't
for the life of me tell
what is the difference between blue and purple.
We picked out a Lakers jersey, as you can see,
if you're watching the video.
Did you know what's even better?
And we didn't even talk about this.
Do you want to know why this is extra iconic?
Do you know whose jersey this is?
I don't.
Magic.
Oh my God.
Johnson's jersey.
No kidding.
Number 32.
I should know that.
A female stylist
that was, okay, so shout out
to Melissa Lehman. We went
thrift shopping and I saw this
jersey and I've never really been a jersey person
but you know this is our big year of sports.
We went to the US Open. I gave Sinner
a high five. Yannick Sinner a high
five. It was so, the cameras got
it. They got it. It was on broadcast.
So then I'm like,
you know what?
Let's get the jersey because A,
I liked the way it looked.
These actually are my high school colors,
purple and gold.
Shout out to the Buccaneers,
ISAP High School.
You know who you are.
Buccaneers were purple and yellow.
They were purple and yellow.
Okay.
But I liked it
because it was sort of queer coded.
And I do believe that Buccaneer
is the gay word for pirate.
For pirate.
And I think that's a rule of culture
that we've said. 12. Buccaneer is the gay word for pirate. For pirate. And I think that's a rule of culture that we've said.
12.
Buccaneer is the gay word for pirate.
But now I'm going to ask a potentially ableist question.
Well, as long as you acknowledge that it's potentially ableist up top,
we know we're all learning here.
Can you appreciate purple without knowing what it is?
Yes, because can I tell you what my eye does see is so happy.
Oh, yeah.
What my eye does see is so happy. Oh yeah. What my eye does see is so happy.
That might not syntactically work.
You know, our guest in the first episode
of Agatha All Along,
which if you're listening to this
on the day of the drop of this episode
is now out September 18th on Disney Plus.
And it's so much fun.
It's so good, so much fun.
She says, let me get my purples.
And I went, ooh yeah.
Get my purple back.
Get my purple back.
In a face-off with Aubrey, who I texted you. I he went, Ooh, yeah, get my purple back. Let me get my purple back in a face off with Aubrey,
who I texted you.
I was like,
Aubrey fucking crushes.
But here's the thing.
You watch the show.
Yeah.
It's moan worthy.
By the way,
I cannot believe that she's here.
We're getting to it.
The whole cast is amazing.
When Patti LuPone turns her ass around and looks at,
at first of all,
anyone or anything,
you're like,
dear God,
dear God, dear God. You just love it. You're like, dear God. Dear God.
You just love it.
It makes you think
she has not done this.
She needs to do this more.
Like her on camera
is so powerful
in a way that like,
obviously on stage,
it's amazing.
But like,
you want to see her
on screen more.
You just,
you just need it.
Well,
if you have that same feeling
as Bowen Yang,
you're so in luck
because it's not just Patty.
It's our guest.
It's Aubrey.
It's Sasheer, our old friend.
Joe Locke.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really, really loving his performance.
We've seen the first two.
It's so good.
You've seen the first two or three?
I'm on three.
And three is when it gets fun.
Because they gave us four.
Three is.
Which was generous.
Very generous.
Especially of Marvel.
Famously, the lips are tight.
But yeah, we have our purple on to honor Agatha.
By the way, we've played this game before.
You can play this game with your friends.
It's the girl game.
Someone just has to say, girl, and then another person has to complete the song.
It can be put your records on.
It can be so confusing sometimes.
It can be, I can tell you've been crying but needing somebody to talk to. What are you getting at with this one? I'm just saying there's a new addition with Girl So Confusing sometimes. It can be, I can tell you've been crying but needing somebody to talk to.
What are you getting at with this one?
I'm just saying there's a new addition
with Girls So Confusing.
Yes, you're so right.
That was a tange.
That was a tange.
And then it's spooky season,
which is a great occasion
for Agatha all along for you to watch.
It's also stooky season.
It's stew season.
I call it stooky season.
He loves stew.
And we're in it. That's the binary. I'm soup.
You're stew. That's
what makes the podcast great. And what makes
the podcast great today is our guest.
Oh, I mean, the legend of all legends
truly one of the talents.
I can't even look at her. No, it's
humiliating. So here's the deal. We
actually recently in Fire Island watched Step Brothers.
Where was the Oscar for Catherine Hahn in Step Brothers?
Where was the Oscar for?
It's better than any performance that's won an Oscar.
Period.
I remember being in the theater in school.
I bet you just screamed.
I was like, who the fuck is that?
Well, let me tell you something.
You actually knew who it was.
Because of Anchorman, because of Crossing Jordan.
Because of this line.
Eh, ne, eh, nga.
How to lose a guy.
Come on.
I mean,
the iconography sense.
We have to bring her in.
Everyone like,
come on,
please.
Welcome into your ears.
The limitless.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
This is major.
No.
Major laser for us. This is majorino for us.
Major laser for us.
This is my absolute honor.
No.
Listen, no fuss, no muss with me. No fuss, no muss.
Yeah, no, we can tell you're not fussy.
Did you ever see the, oh, on Zip,
the, I think it was the Mizrahi documentary
where Polly Mellon goes, fussy finished.
No. Yes. But that's wordsellon goes, Fussy finished. No.
Yes.
But that's words to live by.
Fussy finished.
Fussy finished is a front runner
for title of this episode.
I think so.
Fussy finished.
Fussy finished.
Yeah.
Mizrahi documentary highlights.
Isaac Mizrahi.
Oh, have you never seen it?
I've never seen it.
Oh, it's worth it.
Okay.
Sandra Bernhardt's in it.
Oh, this is back in the day.
Yeah, this is about 15 years ago. I feel some Sandra Bernhardt in you.. This is back in the day. This is about 15 years ago.
I feel some Sandra Bernhardt in you.
Oh my God.
Spiritually connected.
I would love it.
I'm telling you.
I just saw King of Comedy
and I was like,
who is that?
How does she do it?
She's so beautiful
in the strangest way.
She's insane.
And she's the same edge that she has always. She doesn't give a fuck. She's insane. And she's the same edge
that she has always.
Like she doesn't give a fuck.
Fuss finished.
What is it?
Fussy finished?
Fussy finished.
No, it's fuss finished.
Fuss finished.
Fuss finished.
Fuss finished.
Fuh finished.
Fuh finished.
Any and all.
All of the above.
Any and all.
We fucking love the new show.
It's so good. I am so psyched that you've seen any of it. Yeah, no. Any and all. We fucking love the new show. It's so good. I am so
psyched that you've seen any of it.
Yeah, no, it's great. I am so
excited for you to see the rest. Oh, yeah.
I'm manifesting
it building towards a little something something
and if it doesn't happen, that's fine.
I wonder what that something something is. I feel like there's
so much. There's a Chekhov's gun here
and I know it's with Joe Locke.
We don't know who he is.
The name.
We have theories.
I believe, and I'm just going to say my theory.
I believe that Joe Locke in the show is the son of Wanda Maximoff.
She goes, you're really good at not letting it. There are a lot of theories.
Okay.
Always theories.
A lot of theories with Marvel stuff.
The fans are real passionate.
I love theory television though.
Me too.
You know?
This is something that I guess only a few actors and writers and artists experience
where it's like, you have to be on the receiving end of all this shit.
And you have to be like, you have to keep a straight face.
And like, that must be interesting.
Well, what's crazy about it is that like half of the people that have strong opinions are
right on and the other half is so off.
It's pretty amazing how kind of it's either really one or the other.
Yeah.
But real passionate.
You know, it's like when I remember being like really young and I would go on like the lost message boards.
I was a big lost fanatic.
And that was made of people that were like truly crazy fan theories and everything.
I can't imagine.
And when I was younger, I was like, God, it would be so amazing to be part of a show where you had to keep secrets.
And then you realize like how fucking hard that is.
No, it's actually kind of makes the whole thing a little fucking easier because there's nothing you can say.
Yeah, right.
I'm a nosy neighbor.
Yeah.
We get to talk about anything.
Yeah. Yeah. I have to watch Lost. Oh, you have to. No, I know. I'm a nosy neighbor. Yeah. We get to talk about anything. Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to watch Lost.
Oh, you have to.
No, I know.
I'm so behind.
Does she have to watch Lost?
I mean, you can watch the first season.
The first season is excellent.
First season, unreal.
Second season, good.
Third season, unreal again.
Fourth season, getting weird.
Fifth season, I don't know.
Sixth season, all right. Fifth season, I don't know. Sixth season,
all right.
Oh.
Season finale,
tears.
What an arc.
Oh, okay.
Well, they really
take you on a ride.
I'm telling you.
That's an emotional investment
over many years.
Yeah.
Okay.
They got a little messed up
because of the strike
in the middle.
That's right.
Like, they were
hitting their stride
and they were like,
we're a show that like, you really have to watch episode to episode.
Again, that promotes those fan theories.
And then the strike happened.
It was weird and then it got a little weird.
And then it got a little weird.
Yeah.
I heard people were not satisfied with the ending.
Yeah, it's hard to land the plane.
I mean, were you in holding this secret?
I feel like for WandaVision, as it was airing and as it was coming and people were like
wrapped watching because it was still like we're coming out of the pandemic, but it's
like we're in it.
We're like we're at home.
We're watching.
We're pretty in it.
We're pretty in it.
So in it.
We're so in it.
It was it was it was life saving.
It was life saving.
Oh, absolutely.
It was like it felt like monocultural.
It was like we're all watching the same thing for once.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And it felt like were you holding on onto something in the airing of that show
that you were like,
I can't,
like that was a secret
that you were holding onto
the whole time.
Yeah, I think,
yeah, 100%.
I was holding onto her
like big game.
Yeah.
And nobody knew
she was a witch
and nobody knew
she was an angina.
No.
But because it was a pandemic
and because I don't have
social media,
I could really just live my life.
Didn't tell my kids.
They kind of forgot about it.
So it was just like,
we were able to watch it at live at home.
And that was really,
really satisfying.
It's fun.
Cause that big reveal is hilarious.
It's amazing.
I mean,
it's an iconic moment in television now.
It's pretty rad.
Isn't that crazy?
It's crazy. Yeah. That song got it. Emmy in television now. It's pretty rad. Isn't that crazy? It's crazy.
Yeah.
That song got it.
Emmy.
Number one.
Oh, and Emmy.
Oh, yeah.
It was like, we topped Biebs.
The top charts, you topped Biebs.
Yeah, Bieber.
We topped the Biebs.
Bieber was, he couldn't stand a chance.
No.
Bieber bottomed for you.
You know what?
I finally got Bieber to bottom for me.
You finally got Bieber to bottom for you.
Exactly where he should be all along. 100%. Wait, we have to. Agatha is a top. Agatha is a total top. Oh bottom for me. You finally got Bieber to bottom for you. Exactly where he should be all along. 100%.
Wait, we have to- Agatha is a top. Agatha
is a total top. Oh, for sure!
Unless it's like one of those
business guys who's like, I need to put a
diaper on. I need you to diaper me
and give me a bottle. Because I feel like
she's so powerful that sometimes maybe
she wants to be treated like a
baby. Yeah. What I love about
the show is it's very sapphic. Yes. It is a very queer show. I love it. It is like a baby. Yeah. What I love about the show is it's very sapphic.
Yes.
It is a very queer show.
I love it.
It is a queer show.
Yeah.
And there is a lot of energy and tension.
Yes.
Yeah.
There's a scene in the first episode,
towards the end of the first episode,
where I don't want to say too much
because the first episode is so much fun
because of the way it starts.
And it sort of calls back to the device used in WandaVision
about genre and types of show.
So smart what they did.
But there's a scene where someone's
palm is licked by someone else
and it made me feel.
It made you feel. It made me feel.
Definitely made me feel.
That energy is really real.
Well, okay.
Plaza and I had never worked before together.
We were on Parks and Rec.
We were kind of like past each other in a hallway.
Not sharing scenes.
Not sharing scenes.
Very hey girl.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's exactly what we would do.
Hey girl.
Hey girl.
And then she, so this was the, we've always like, we've stayed really like dear friends.
And then this was the first thing that we've gotten to work on together.
And it was like, what?
Yeah.
Didn't ever see this for the first time.
Like, just always saw, like, a comedy or something.
But this was like, oh, complicated.
It's nice.
It feels good.
It had some meat on the bones.
Between you and Plaza and Patty
oh forget it
and I only use this word
with reverence
it's like
these are some broads
yeah
you know what I mean
I was just saying
I was like Patty's a broad
she's a broad
she like there is
nobody
I mean
the fact that
I was singing
next to Patty Lepone
in a chorus
that she just blended her voice.
She blended.
That was amazing.
She blended.
She is incredible
and she's hilarious.
Yeah.
And she was such a mama hen.
Like she just took such good care
of everybody.
Yeah, no.
And we just basically sat around
and just siphoned info off of her. We just leeched on her and we Yeah, no. And we just basically sat around and just siphoned info
off of her.
We just leeched on her
and we just,
yeah.
Yeah.
And she was willing
to give it out.
She was,
we didn't have to do that much.
Stories pouring out.
She doesn't give an F.
No, she really doesn't.
Like, did you see her
and Aubrey on Hot Ones?
Yes.
Like that thing
where they were like-
I haven't seen the whole thing
but I did about the Madonna moment.
The Madonna thing.
She just looks at the camera
because the question is like,
do you want to apologize to Madonna
or eat this wing
that will put you in discomfort
for hours on end?
And she looks at the camera
and sticks that thing in her mouth.
And then just throws the bone.
She throws,
and didn't she win?
I mean,
there's no option.
If she didn't win,
she won.
She won. She won. A winner. She's a winner. No, she's a goddess. I'm going to see her opening didn't she win I mean if she didn't win she won she won
a winner
she's a winner
no she's a goddess
I'm gonna see her opening
of her play tonight
oh my god
tonight
I'm very excited
with Mia Farrow
yes
it's just the two of them
on stage
yes
incredible
I love that
conceit so much
I will see any play
where it's just two people
literally
I know
I know
with no intermission
with no intermission oh With no intermission.
Oh, with no intermission.
Oh, actually, I'm saying that.
I'm not sure.
But she's like, she, Joe is going tonight too.
The delicious Joe Locke.
And so she texted both of us being like, doll, we're having a little thing at Sardi's after.
Of course.
And we were like, oh.
They should draw you.
They gotta draw you.
You must sit for a portrait.
Maybe there's a, what if there's just a portrait, like an illustrator in the corner as like a party thing and then everyone can just get it.
And then they just take it home.
They're like, you can buy it for me for 40 bucks.
We're not putting it out there.
The whole time you think it's going to be out there.
And then there's somebody from Aaron Brothers sticking it in a frame.
Yeah, exactly.
It has to be framed.
So how long are you in New York?
Just until Saturday. Okay. Yeah, exactly. It has to be framed. So how long are you in New York? Just until Saturday.
Okay.
Yeah.
So if you have any time,
literally,
I just remember I have this
in my thing.
We have suffs.
Oh, I've heard it's incredible.
This is,
so this is suffs.
I'm holding the playbill for suffs
and I'm so moved by it.
Okay.
And like all the emotions,
like especially after the debate
the other night,
like just to know how
fucking hard the suffragists worked
and for years and years and years to get the right to vote.
Like it left me feeling a little angry
because there's still people out there being like,
I might not vote.
I'm just like, holy.
Yeah. How can you be undecided?
That's what we were talking about.
Like, who are you to be undecided?
Like what?
Gosh, they did a thing.
I always wins when they like cut to like, like, focus group after the debates.
Oh, that's just.
With these undecided voters.
I'm not seeing that because I can't.
It's clown parade, clown brigade.
I'm so sorry.
It's like, these are silly people.
These are unserious people.
That's all I'll say.
This woman was like, well, it's important to remember that we're voting for the leader of our country, not the person we want on our wedding party.
And I'm like, what?
Can you even explain what it is that you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
So you think she's a fun person or seems like maybe someone who might be
reliable in terms of executing the duties of the wedding party?
But the guy that talks about Hannibal Lecter is an actual real friend of his
who's alive and not fictional.
That's who you want to run the country.
Can you believe the eating of pets?
Can you believe the eating of, they're eating the pets, they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs.
The whole thing really does feel, it does like fuck with your reality.
It's surreal.
Because you're like, this is stuff that's coming out of people's mouths that you're like, what?
I don't understand.
The split screen of it is like, oh, like these,
these are two people that are like next to each other that are like
sharing.
You know,
you know what really got me the way he wouldn't look at her.
I know the way he wouldn't even look at her and that she crossed.
I liked the power move in the very beginning.
She crossed right over and shook his hand.
And she's like,
I'm not going to let you pretend.
I'm not going to let you disrespect me right off the top.
I'm letting you know.
And also the vibe of you're not running against him.
You're running against me.
He did say one thing, which I think unfortunately will stick,
which is I have concepts of a plan.
Well, yeah.
What do you mean that's a good idea?
What I mean is I think that phrasing is so dumb.
It's going to be in the lexicon.
It's going to be in the lexicon.
I'm like, what's your plan for this weekend?
I have concepts of a plan.
We're going to start saying that now. Concepts of a plan. We're going to start saying that now.
Concepts of a plan.
I really hope to start saying that now.
It's the one thing where I'm like, damn it.
I actually do have concepts of a plan for the weekend.
And then eventually something happens.
Right.
Exactly.
What's your ideal concept of a weekend?
Oof.
I would love to sleep in.
Yeah.
I want to dance.
I got to dance.
Got to dance.
You do got to dance. You do got to dance.
You do got to dance.
I saw this club hopping thing
on your college yearbook
and that was really relatable.
What was it?
So I put in my freshman
college yearbook.
I was like,
special,
like,
what do you like to do?
And I put like,
poetry,
art,
acting,
club hopping.
Club hopping.
I just put it out there.
Yeah.
This was Northwestern? This was Northwestern, but I grew up in Cleveland. Okay, great. just put it out there. Yeah. This was Northwestern?
This was Northwestern,
but I grew up in Cleveland.
Okay, great.
So it was like Midwest club culture.
Oh my gosh.
That was the best.
Okay, so like-
Because it felt very underground.
Yeah.
So it was like,
it was the best people.
My mind was like,
it just was the,
it was the greatest.
Well, literally like the birthplace,
like Detroit birthplace of techno.
It's like you were,
you were there for it. That's what it felt like. That is literally, like, the birthplace of Detroit, birthplace of techno. It's like, you were there for it.
That's what it felt like. That is like, exactly.
And Cleveland,
the heart of rock and roll.
The heart of rock and roll.
And we'll still say it today.
My mom, I remember,
finally, I was like, I don't need to,
finally going to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
and my mom walking out of there was like,
oh, who needs to pay 20 bucks
to see a sweaty t-shirt and plexiglass?
That was her.
Come on, mom.
I love the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
It's fun.
It's cute.
It's really cute.
I have yet to go.
I must go.
It's fun.
I get what your mom's saying.
It is a lot of just like glass cases,
like, you know, like the-
Sweaty pits.
It's a kid in Hollywood.
It's like, oh, the jacket that Michael-
I love Planet Hollywood and Hard Rock for that reason
I have not been a plan
in Hollywood so long
you gotta go
oh my god
you could be sitting
at a table
and above you
could just be one of
Madonna's bras
that could happen
you could be eating
knowing that the bra
is right above you
right there
okay
I have to
also isn't it different
in every location
yes
they have different artifacts I got to like if you go to the different in every location? Yes. They have different artifacts.
I got to.
Like if you go to the one in, I don't know, let's say like Universal Studios, Orlando.
They've got good stuff there because that's a big hard rock.
That's a really important cultural hard rock, the one in Orlando.
Yes.
Do you get a free pass to Disney World now?
No.
That's ridiculous.
But sometimes like they've been really, they've been very generous. Like we went,
we,
I took my,
my friend and I
and our daughters there
like recently
and that was
totally on the mouth.
Yeah.
Which was really freaking sweet.
I love Disney.
We love it.
And you know,
there's someone walking around
as you now,
which has to feel wild.
It is so trippy.
They have ears.
They have the like mouse ears.
Like purple Agatha ears? Like Agatha ones. Like Agatha is walking around. It's so trippy. They have ears. They have the like mouse ears. Like purple Agatha ears?
Like Agatha ones.
Like Agatha is walking around.
It's so crazy to see other people like-
Be you.
Be you.
We went to an event in London and it was like cosplay.
So there's already like cosplays for every character in the show.
Yeah.
Wow.
Joe Locke has cosplay.
The teen has cosplay.
Yes. That's perfect. Yes. He'ske has cosplay. The teen has cosplay. Yes.
That's perfect.
Yes.
He's so cute and awesome.
He's adorable.
And what's so great too,
immediately off the jump,
is like,
you got to compliment
the costume design of this show
because everyone immediately
is so signature.
You know,
like everyone's got a thing.
Like Patty's like hair,
like the sheer,
what she's wearing and just like stunning. Like, I mean, like there's so much. Allie's got a thing. Like Patti's like hair, like the sheer what she's wearing.
I know.
Just stunning.
Like, I mean, like there's so much.
Ally's like, yeah, everybody.
The punk rock moment.
So you can really like, even just in silhouette, you know exactly who everybody is.
Yep, yep.
Rio's like Aubrey's character.
Like, you know who everyone is.
The amazing Deborah Jo.
Oh, Deborah Jo.
I know.
She cannot open her mouth without everybody laughing.
That's a real legend right there.
She's a legend.
I mean, that 70s show, there was not a moment that she wasn't seen that wasn't iconic.
Her timing is like nothing I've ever seen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Her deciding whether or not she's going to go and she's like, uh, like on the, you'll
see.
Everyone's going to see.
Everyone will see.
I hope everyone sees. They will. They're going to see. It's really, uh, like on the, you'll see. Everyone's going to see. Everyone will see. I hope everyone sees.
They're going to see.
It's really, really juicy.
Ah, it's good.
Who doesn't like, who isn't a witch really?
Really?
Now I was going to ask you this.
Before playing Agatha, do you feel witchy?
Yeah.
Are you a witchy person?
Yeah.
I think I am.
I think like I was definitely, was my Halloween costume like most of my
childhood was that or the tooth fairy
and then
that's a binary right there. It is. It was like
I could have been like Phantom of the Opera like
have one side of my face a witch
and then gone like this and it would have been
the tooth fairy. Exactly. Tooth face. Harvey Dunn
vibes. Yes. But
yeah I always think I've you know
I feel like anyone that feels kind of,
you know,
not normally,
like not in the norm.
Gotcha.
Or that feels a little bit like,
doesn't really feel like they fit in
or it doesn't feel like everybody else.
Yeah.
Is a witch.
Yeah.
And so your covens are the people
that you feel most connected to
and make you feel the most safe and the most seen.
There's a moment in the show
and at the end of episode two
when you guys are all singing
where like it's like the coven kind of like
gathering and assembling
where like you just feel like it's the direction.
It's the performances.
It's like all of you are all really attuning
to each other in that moment.
It's so important.
I'm like, what's going on?
Is this like, wow, whoa,
this feels like a little indulgent,
but I don't mind it.
Like it's just,
but it's a necessary thing
where you guys have to like
sing at each other
in order to like forge this bond
that like takes you
into the rest of the season.
Must to Agatha's chagrin.
She doesn't want to play
with other people
because it's like gag me.
I feel like,
because I was thinking
about your career
and I'm like,
oh,
like this is someone
who went from like fucking
revolutionary road
to stepbrothers
to fucking like transparent.
So then like,
I'm like this woman,
like-
You've done it all.
Like this is witchy.
She does it all.
But that's a witchy thing
to like be able to like glide
so seamlessly your whole career.
I'm like,
it's weirdly witchy in that I've been able to get away with seamlessly your whole career. I'm like, it's weird.
It's weirdly witchy in that I've been able to get away with it.
Like no one has been like,
ah,
she's strictly comedy or she's strictly drama or what,
or she's strictly whatever.
I've been able to kind of disappear or I just haven't been well known.
No,
that everyone meets me a new,
like who's that?
So I've just been able to like kind of squeeze myself into different projects.
And that's been like, that's why I wanted to be an actor.
Yeah.
To be able to do that.
To be able to inhabit so much.
Yeah.
I love a rep company.
I love like when some, like any group of actors,
it's like Richard III on one day and like noises off.
You know, like that kind of vibe is like the best.
That's like why I wanted to get into this mess.
So yeah, that's been fun.
But again, like this last chapter that I've been doing,
I think has really prepared me for The Witch.
Yeah, totally.
For sure.
Just because like every woman that I've been playing
has been so ethically, like morally,
like a little bit not,
their insides are on their outsides a
little bit and they make really questionable decisions. And I think that that's suppressing
the witch. Yeah. And also that versatility that you've shown directly speaks to like what happens
in WandaVision where from episode to episode, you are playing a different genre. I just remember
watching the first episode or two where you were so at home in that sitcom,
that throwback sitcom thing.
Like everyone was crushing it.
But I remember there was just a moment
where you like turned around.
You're getting, you and her doing like a walk
about the kitchen.
Yeah.
And I was just like, look at how oriented she is,
how comfortable you are.
Just like, and it had to be, or you tell me,
but like, was that just so
fun and that's where it comes that's where like the accuracy comes from is how fun that opportunity
is like what is that that's my dream come true right I mean Agatha first is a performer and
she's a ham but I mean she loves to work a cape. But in that whole series leading up to her reveal,
every different genre was, like you said,
it was just like a dream to study those sitcoms,
like figure out the movement for each decade to like,
yeah, of course, the best, the best.
Major.
The best.
I couldn't believe it.
It was so crazy.
That's such a holistic project for any
actor, for like all, but like especially
for you and Elizabeth, it's like,
oh, like what's next? It feels
like procedural almost, but in terms of
television itself, it's crazy.
No, it was crazy. It was so meta.
That's what this feels like the same
way, but instead of like the sitcoms
as being like the
backbone of it and changing,
it's kind of more like genre or tone, I guess.
So it's like campy.
It's like very scary.
It's like, it's like all, all of those, it gets very deep, you know, so it's all the
things and it switches so fast.
So fast.
So there's definitely like, I would say the same structurally in terms of,
in terms of the switches.
Yeah.
But it's maybe from,
from a different perspective.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It fulfills this rubric where it's like any great performance you go,
could anyone else have done this?
Like Matt and I talk about this all the time.
It's like,
could anyone else have done this?
And it's like,
because you have led up to this moment in terms of like,
with like seamlessly transitioning from one thing to the next.
Oh my gosh, you guys.
It feels like a perfect marriage
of a performer
and an amazing role
where it's just like,
of course it's iconic
because it is that thing of like,
we've been waiting for this.
And I also will say,
just to talk about Revolutionary Road.
Yeah, please.
I'll just never forget
because I think that came out
in 2007 or 8.
Yeah.
And I think that before that, so me being a 14-year-old in 2004 on Long Island, I at the time, I was trying really hard to like code switch in my own way
and fit in with like the boys, right?
And I just remember like a shared language that we all had was Anchorman.
And Will Ferrell is actually a producer of this podcast.
Stop it.
Yeah.
And he's coming on soon.
He's coming on next week.
What an asshole.
What an asshole.
Goddamn jerk.
Not funny.
Yeah, not funny at all.
He's all fake laugh.
100%.
But just that scene with you and Christina Applegate,
where you tell her that he'll read anything off the prompter.
Just like that was a moment where all my male friends were quoting what women were doing in a movie.
I know this sounds odd.
No, no, I know exactly what you're-
But at that moment, I felt like, oh, this is like-
I have a way in.
I was like, the thing that I loved most about this movie, which was Christina and everyone.
Veronica was like- and like everyone like Veronica
was like
Veronica
we loved Veronica
but just like
between that
and also then
a few years later
me knowing you from that
and then obviously
Step Brothers
which is a whole other
stratosphere
we were crying on Fire Island
we were like
the only gay men
on that island
watching Step Brothers
like an Adam McKay movie
but we were like
just dying we were like just dying
we were like
it's so stupid funny
I mean I watched
the scene again
with you breathing
into his mouth
it was just like
it's insane
I was like this is
can you talk about that scene
I mean that was
I think I know
the scene you're talking about
the scene with
John C. Reilly
at the porch
it's too much
on the porch
it's too much
oh no
and then there's
the bathroom one
I'm gonna I'm gonna roll you up in Oh no. And then there's the bathroom one.
I'm going to, I want to roll you up
in a little ball.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was our AD who pitched it
because everything was,
he was like,
why don't you go,
you should try going over
and just peeing in the urinal.
And I was like,
yeah,
I should.
Leg up.
Perfect.
Leg up.
Just genius.
Back to.
Complete insanity.
Otherwise,
it'd be all over you.
Right.
Of course.
With these parts, with these parts, it's be all over you. Right. Of course. With these parts,
with these parts,
it's not a direct hit.
Yeah, no.
You never know what way it's going to go.
I love it.
She's a beast.
She's a beast.
She's a beast.
But yeah, we improvised all that.
I was wondering,
how epic is that?
Was it the McKay way of like,
we'll shoot a scene as rude,
and then you do it,
don't even think about the script.
Yes. You just, just do that. Don't even think about the scripts. Yes.
You just,
just do that,
which is so genius because of the script is somewhere in there because you
know,
you have to get somewhere.
It can't just be like,
but then sometimes it went places that I don't even know.
Like we had the state,
like we've so dark.
We were planning Adam Scott's murder,
like in detail.
Why were we having sex?
I love it.
But like in really graphic
like how we would get
into the place,
who would have the knife,
who would do the first,
I mean, it was so graphic.
Release that Snyder cut.
Where's that cut?
I know, I know.
Even at the end
when like everyone,
it's at the Catalina Wine Mixer
when Will is singing
and it's like everyone
and it cuts to people
in the audience.
Beautifully singing,
by the way.
Beautiful singing.
Gorgeous singing.
Gorgeous voice.
And you in a gorgeous
head voice singing
Sweet Child of Mine too.
Like you and Patty
singing together
makes total sense now
because it's like
you know the way
and it's transparent.
It's like Catherine
Hahn can sing.
Yeah.
Right.
But anyway.
I'm really good at karaoke.
What's your song?
Yeah, what's your song?
Oh, I love a ball song oh I love a ballad
I love a ballad
I love any
slow Rihanna song
Stay
Stay
yes
it was just
a woman was just
crushing it
in the subway last night
stop it
I'm telling you
I can't
and I thought
I had seen all the beautiful
singing at Sufts
but then I got in town
to the subway
and a woman was
Sufts is a musical
it's a musical. It's by
Shana Taub, who is actually our friend from years
back. She just won two Tony. She's the first person
ever to win the Tony for writing
the book and score of a musical.
And she's the lead. Okay.
I am so sold. You are going to
love it. Yeah, I can't wait. Yeah. Okay.
But anyway, like, just to
talk about, like, all these, like,
ways that you were so iconic from a comedic standpoint, like just to talk about like all these like ways that you were so iconic from a comedic standpoint, like to us.
And then I remember I watched Revolutionary Road because there is there was that real side of me that really just wants to see Kate Winslet in a domestic drama.
Yes.
And then to see you in that and that insanely beautiful, so heartbreaking scene at the end where you break.
And is it David Harbour?
Yeah.
David Harbour is so good.
So good.
And the tragedy.
And I want you to know, having known you from the stuff that we knew you from to that,
I was like, Catherine Han.
And that's why it's crazy that you're here.
Because you really are fucking great.
Oh God.
I shot that the same summer as Step Brothers.
Really?
Wow.
And that was improvised too?
It was improvised.
Sam Mendes was like, all right.
One for fun.
Yeah, one for you guys.
Yeah, totally.
But I mean, that's when things started to be like, okay, okay, okay.
Like I could actually do this. Like I don, that's when things started to be like, okay, okay, okay. Like I could actually do this.
Like I don't have to be, I didn't think I was comedy at all.
Like I didn't think it was in my bones.
I was like a serious, I studied like serious plays.
But then I was always the class clown.
Like I was always the one kind of fucking around.
So maybe, you know, that should have taught me something.
Well, I know it's like other people are telling you, but you've broken out of that every single time.
Yeah, I think it was like working with honestly, I started working with these incredible women writer filmmakers that just were excited about, you know, I always try to fit in instead of just being myself.
Like I always felt like I was trying to hit the mark and be the best friend and the quirky best friend.
Yeah.
But then the pregnant best friend,
you know,
I had like a chapter,
but then I threw McKay actually the first one that it was like,
finally felt anarchic in a way that I really dug.
Yeah.
And I took that into any kind of acting moving forward.
Like the ability to just be trusted.
Yeah.
That whatever you bring is, nothing's wrong.
I love anarchic.
Yeah.
Because like, I feel like, okay, you pick this up from McKay.
And then I feel like this relation, this collaboration you have with Joey Soloway.
Yeah.
Kind of that same.
It is.
Anarchy where it's like, it can be anything.
And I don't think that I would have had the same availability
to that
had I not done
those movies
really
yeah
which is so awesome
no I love
that is awesome though
and work with those dudes
like just to watch
Will's
his just
deftness
and his like
brain just being like
I don't understand
his brain
he's like really
touched
by an angel
he's touched by an angel.
He's touched by an angel.
I think 80 was someone who,
80 Brian would work with,
like when he came to host,
she was just like,
he's just someone you look at and you like smile and you laugh.
I know.
He's a magic person.
And he's also like a dear,
dear,
dear person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gentle giant.
I mean,
this new documentary that's coming out,
Will and Harper.
I've seen it. I've seen it.
We're about to.
We're about to see it.
You are going to cry.
It is so moving.
It is so beautiful.
Both of them are just gorgeous.
It's really beautiful.
Incredible.
Yeah.
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I was just thinking, like, getting to work with Will,
and you're saying, like, the value in learning,
like, how that style and that like ability to improvise like
can then like inform the scripted work or that stuff that's more you know on the page later
what I feel like is that's why it's so important when you're working I love the directors and the
showrunners that allow and you don't you don't always get that time because no it's hard like
something people might not know about production is it's a jam. You know what I mean?
Like it's like a time crunch.
But when you get that opportunity to have that one take,
like I just worked with Liz Feldman and like actually Tiana Paris is in that
show too.
It's coming out later this year.
She's an angel.
And she can do it all too.
She can do it all.
But she always was like, okay, and then we're going to do the fun run.
And those are my favorite words.
Because I know that that's a lot,
where a lot of this stuff really comes from.
And when you feel like you're rushed out of something,
whatever you say,
they got it.
They know what they're doing,
but the opportunity is something that's not always there.
To just get it all out.
I feel like there's no stone left unturned.
Yeah.
And you're right.
Joey Soloway,
like working with them was,
really did shift that movie, Afternoon Delight,
kind of changed all of our perspectives
on what it is to make something
because you never knew where the camera was.
It kept-
Liberating.
He was such an emotional camera operator
that he would just like follow where the scene was, all the beats of it.
It was that was amazing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just having that that like leader like doing the project that's interested in that.
Yes.
And like I would also say like that's why it's great to like, you know, not whenever anyone that's in obviously money is money or whatever.
But like to not feel like every single second of every single day you have to just like get it like it's such a gift like for that to not
be the situation i think nowadays yes although i would say too that sometimes when there's like
tight constraints like if it's time or money there is like a real freedom and excitement to have to
do it like you don't have a lot of time. Like I kind of like that feeling too.
If being like, okay, got to make a decision.
Can't like waffle.
Like, you know, you can't like try everything.
So like, this is it.
I got to like, I got to really play it.
You know, this has to be, this has to matter
because otherwise that's it.
That's what they'll use.
Right.
And you tend not to like look back and be like,
I should have done this.
Oh, always.
Okay.
I barely, I hate watching myself., I should have done that. Oh, always. Okay. Okay.
I barely,
I hate watching myself.
Like I never look at the monitors.
A lot of people want to go look at what they've done.
And I'm like,
if I start looking at it,
I'll be looking at the wrong stuff. Of course.
No, 100%.
I would just be like,
oh God,
oh my God,
those bags.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just couldn't.
You can't see yourself.
And I mean,
what I mean is, that's not like being like, you can't see yourself and I mean what I mean is
that's not like being like
you can't see yourself
what I'm saying is like
people
cannot
really see themselves
especially with like
Zoom and Marco Polo
I think people are getting crazy
about their own
appearance
yes
you're a Marco Polo person?
I love Marco Polo
I love Marco Polo
I do I love it
especially when traveling and then you cano person? I love Marco Polo. I love Marco Polo. I do. I love it. I love it. Especially when traveling
and then you can still
stay connected.
I love it.
He's a little Marco Polo freak.
You love it.
I love it.
Put on the different voices.
Oh,
there's different voices,
little effects.
The people that I was like
in Marco Polo with
like have kind of fallen off
and I kind of,
I miss it.
So we had a Marco Polo group
called Core Talk.
This was early days of quarantine.
March 2020, quarantine, Core Talk.
It was me, Joe Firestone, Josh Sharp, Cola Scola.
And then the four of us would just check in every day.
And then we just like sort of fell off.
It's like, I feel like we need to bring back Marco Polo, y'all.
I know.
It's visual voicemail.
It's so easy.
It's like you're just checking in.
I have like four friends.
And my daughter sometimes.
And she always does like, she'll
sometimes do like a try on at a store.
Be like, what about this?
That's so helpful.
And it's so freaking cute.
It's just, I want to say, I mean, I want to save them for, but that's the kind of brilliant
thing about it is that they're always there, but just for you, us.
Yeah.
The owners of them are whatever the phone's real private, which I like.
Yeah.
You keep it together.
I think we,
I just,
y'all.
Keep it in house.
Keep it in house.
I mean,
you could just go back,
I could just go back
to March 2020
and like get a visual diary
of like,
well,
like who knows how long
this is going to last.
It's like crazy to think about.
It is so crazy to think about.
It's like intimate
and all that stuff.
Yes.
The next thing we'll think about
is the central question
of this podcast.
Oh.
So, this is the...
You know, my segues over the years,
we've done this now for about eight and a half years.
They're getting worse.
No, that was amazing.
You thought that was amazing?
That was amazing.
I thought so.
I mean, listen,
I thought it was important to get to the question.
And...
Listen, this is like a set.
We needed to.
Would you say it was amazing?
Time is money amazing money is time
will ferrell's out there with a stopwatch he better get to it oh he really does
um okay i want to talk about how long that uh until you got to the central question uh
oh my god here's my notes boys um So we ask everybody that comes through here.
Yes.
What was the culture that made you say culture was for you?
Meaning the pop culture that you can remember that you,
Catherine Han now, are like little Catherine Han then
may have started becoming because of this.
Well, you know, when I first heard that this was a question,
I was going to say Italy.
I love the food.
I love the land. Cinema. I love the food. I love the land.
Cinema.
I love the cinema.
I love the air.
I love the cheese, the bread.
The disco.
Exactly.
I just love it.
I love the club hopping.
That's all very,
but those are all wonderful,
sumptuous things that I feel like you connect with.
Italian things.
Italian things.
Like a little pool in the middle of nowhere. That's an amazing
answer. Did you want to change
the answer? Well, then I thought, oh, if it was
yes, no, if I didn't,
if I had to. If Italy wasn't
even on the map. If Italy didn't
exist. Perish
the thought. Perish
the thought. I would
say then it was techno
music for me. It was when
I was introduced to
I don't know if you'd call it Bjork, but Bjork
New Order
all that kind of music was just like
that was my
again, my club hopping days
I think it was earlier, but that really
moved me in ways that I did not
feel before. I was in a family of like, there's a lot
of classical music and Cleveland, there was a lot of classical music and Cleveland.
There's a lot of hard,
dumb rock.
Like not even rock that you're just like,
it was just shredding.
Yeah.
It's just shredding.
Just like a lot of like pour some sugar on me.
No offense,
but you know,
it didn't really hit me.
Yeah.
It wasn't for me.
Totally.
But there was something about this that like,
we could all like let our freak flags for like fly.
It hit you from the inside.
Let them fly.
Yeah.
I felt Bjork's music.
I just was like,
who is this person?
Yeah.
I still am.
That's anarchic.
It's like unstructured.
Yeah.
It's like,
it's just,
if you're talking about like general techno,
it's just like the loop of it.
Right.
You just get lost in like
the sound and also that beat can be
so solid
in a lot of techno but Bjork
you know that she
uses real stuff to make
those I mean
or whatever yeah basketball
bouncing around she
just is one
in a gazillion.
I love this answer.
I don't think we've ever had anyone say Bjork.
You know, a couple of years ago,
I went to Coachella and Bjork was on the Coachella stage
and she did an orchestral set.
And it was just so funny
because a lot of people were there for Bjork
and I think they maybe thought they were getting-
Like the noise and the sound.
No, but this is Fasora. This is
like the mushroom one. But the people, those who
knew, knew what she was going to be doing.
And it was fully just her and a full
orchestra.
And it was still as Bjork
as any other Bjork.
But just that she's an artist that
can go up there and
constantly surprise and delight
in that way.
Yes.
That is,
that is,
we were having a debate as to like what pop star has been able to evolve and not kind of feel like they have to stay somewhere when it starts to get
cringy.
Yeah.
Have the same wardrobe,
the same kind of sound.
She's someone that I feel like is constantly.
Yes.
And I feel like Adele too.
Like that is a person that is going to keep
growing.
But yeah, I mean, I saw this video of
Bjork recently. I don't know if you've seen it, but it's just her
on Lava Rocks
in Iceland in this little
hut where she made that album.
And you were like, what?
You are, talk about a witch.
Yeah, talk about a witch.
She is a witchy woman.
Yes, just conjuring brilliant shit.
Yes, exactly, sound.
Right. Favorite Bjork album?
Oh, it's gotta be the, well, I loved it from Sugar Cubes,
which was like before.
Yeah, I went to Sugar Cubes, of course.
I would say, actually, what's the one from the movie that she did?
Oh, Dancer in the Dark?
Yes.
I love it. I've Seen It All is maybe one of the movie that she did? Oh, Dancer in the Dark? Yes. I love it.
I've Seen It All is maybe one of the best songs of all time.
Oh, it makes me want to cry thinking about it.
And that performance on the Oscars, I remember I was like seven or eight.
I don't think I saw that.
Oh, this is where she famously wore the swan dress.
Oh, yes, of course.
And she was on all those.
I remember she was on all the worst dress lists because people just didn't get it.
And then people mimicked it and it was like so dumb.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like the easy comedy
of the time.
Yes.
But obviously on face value,
it's like very,
a very American thing
to like make fun of her
for doing that
because again,
like they wouldn't get it.
It's foreign.
So it's very on the nose
comedy of that time.
Like look at the stupid woman
wearing this stupid thing.
I know.
Hard dumb rock.
Dumb shit.
I know.
It's like hard dumb rock.
It's like hard dumb rock
for the comedy. Yeah, yeah. Like York Swan dress. It's like hard dumb rock. It's like hard dumb rock, but comedy.
Yeah, yeah.
Like Bjork's one dress.
It's like, okay.
I think there's still pockets
that are like that,
which is like,
you guys.
Yeah, well, they exist.
I mean.
Yes, but you're right.
But that was that performance.
She was really acting on stage.
And like,
it was just this insane,
beautiful moment.
And I remember watching it
at the time being like,
I don't get this at all
because I was seven
and from Long Island. But then like years later, I watched that performance again the time being like, I don't get this at all because I was seven and from Long Island.
But then like years later, I watched that performance again.
And I was like, wow, this is truly art.
Like she's like really living that.
There's my thing.
My other favorite song is Stone Milker.
And I don't know what album's on, but I want you guys to listen to it.
Stone Milker is the yellow one.
I just know that by color.
Oh, that's kind of amazing.
I don't know.
We really, we deal in color.
Sensory.
We're not.
We're not.
We're not synesthetic at all.
But like, it was all that music that I was just like,
I just think that all of that blew my mind.
Yeah.
And really made me like, feel like these are my people.
Like, I don't know.
There's something in it that was like
felt so I'd say that kind of shifted something
for me that I didn't have to just exist
in this like male
big sounding
guitar you know
dudes with
I was going to say dudes with tank tops on but
but and yet here I am
also you said that that was Magic Johnson
I'm very surprised how slender he was.
So I can't say this was his real jersey,
but if it was,
yeah,
he was a slender guy.
I thought it was his real jersey.
Oh my God.
If this Williamsburg thrift store really had it,
I know this should be in a hard rock.
That should be in a plexiglass case.
This should be above a table of someone eating like seafood pasta.
That should be in a planet Hollywood.
And it will be after this.
Okay.
It'll be Matt Rogers' Magic Johnson jersey.
From Magic Johnson's lighter days.
Exactly.
Have you, just to speak on the techno thing a little bit more,
have you been to Berlin?
Yeah, we just came back from Berlin.
Oh, yeah?
But we didn't get to do
anything in that we were working were you busy but i want to go do it there so bad yes so to
berg we're talking about berghain well we're talking about the whole city but berghain i mean
if are you trying to get into berghain but you're a head like you're a techno head like you get it
they would read you and be like they would sense it it. They would sense it. I would want you. Now, I also heard stories of Berlin,
which are fascinating to me.
They're like clubs with like grates that you can walk above it and just
urinate on the people below you.
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah.
That sounds like,
um,
Kit Kat club.
We,
we,
we,
we have not been to the clubs ourselves.
I just,
that is amazing to me.
We were there really briefly.
Glory holes.
Glory holes.
Of course. But like there, so there, that's what I love about hearing about Berlin is it there really briefly. Glory holes. Glory holes, of course.
That's what I love about hearing about Berlin
is it's just like... Lawless.
Lawless.
Not where we were.
No. You're on a dance floor
and a song comes on from
that time.
It just, it really,
you can feel the energy in the room.
It's different.
It's just like, there's such a quality to it too,
because it's new.
It's like brand new.
Yeah.
So I just love that sound.
Or it's just like, it's brand new.
And it's also like, I don't know if you guys agree with this,
but it's like perfectly ephemeral.
It's like whoever you meet on the dance floor
is someone that you are going to connect with meaningfully,
but like you may not ever see again.
Yes.
And that's okay.
But not in like a sexual or like,
no, it's just a spiritual level.
Like, yeah.
Connecting with you and like, look,
like, and then we'll just like,
yeah, you're in a trip with that person.
You're on like a trip.
Yeah.
Oh, beautiful.
I know.
I really, really beautiful about that.
We gotta go again.
We gotta go again.
Oh yeah.
You gotta go.
You gotta go again.
I gotta go again.
But you know what?
I gotta do with a good
couple of months, but on the other
side, because mama,
it takes longer for her to
recover.
I mean, every single day
gets harder. We're falling off a
cliff, personally.
Yeah, no. Every
day, it's difficult to
look in the mirror right off the
bat. Right off the bat, it's hard. Under here, it's really tough. Especially when you realize it's difficult to look in the mirror right off the bat.
Right off the bat is hard.
Under here is really tough, especially when you realize it's like, it's not like, oh, I didn't get enough sleep.
Oh my God, you guys are gorgeous.
Well, so are you, but you can't see yourself.
Yeah, you can.
Until you can the morning after you've partied.
And you realize it's not that I didn't get enough sleep.
It's that there's just less collagen there than there used to be.
And it's filled with rosé. It's just your face. It's not that I didn't get enough sleep. It's that there's just less collagen there than there used to be. And it's filled with rosé.
It's just your face.
It's gravity.
Oh, yeah.
One day I woke up and I was like, oh, my God.
Do I have a palsy?
Because one eye had drooped so low.
My eyebrows were so opposite.
It was really noticeable.
Just like you, quizzical?
Yes, it really was like, what's happening to my face?
It was Harvey Dent.
It was Tooth Fairy on one side and it was Witch on the other. Exactly.
Tooth Fairy and a Witch.
And a Witch.
Tooth Fairy and a Witch.
Tooth Fairy and a Witch is the title of that.
It's the title of that.
That's it.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, hold on.
I'm now compelled, I don't know why, to ask you if you love Disney, what's your favorite ride or attraction?
Okay, my favorite ride.
And you're now a spokesperson for the company, remember.
My mouse ears disappear in my head.
My favorite ride is Space...
Okay, can I say Space Mountain?
Space Mountain.
The inside one that has the trippiest music.
And all the lights. Space Mountain. Classic inside one that has the trippiest music. Yeah. And all the lights.
Space Mountain.
Classic.
I love that.
And I love also the, it's a memory play, you guys.
No, yeah, I know.
No, I know.
We're in the mind castle.
What's the one that's like, it's like an alpine one.
Matterhorn.
Matterhorn.
Not great for the neck anymore, but I really love it.
In fact,
really bad for the neck.
Really bad for the neck.
For all the bones.
Darling.
You have to like,
press yourself against the back of it
because I can't handle it anymore.
Those are both like,
I would say like,
single file,
like flume-esque.
Not flumes,
there's no water,
but it's like,
you're on,
it's just like,
you're on like a fucking.
Well, it's a bobsled.
It's a slalom.
It's a slalom.
A slalom. One of the great words slalom it's a slalom a slalom
one of the great words
I'm gonna slalom
a sip of water right now
slalom
slalom it down
as you slalom
I gotta hawk this slalom
baby
not hawk the slalom
I absolutely love it
it was somehow
Shakespearean
when you said it
it was somehow gorgeous
hawk the slalom
you know how you know
you're old too
yee
I'll slawk your hollum
slalom
slawk your hollum slawk your hollum happy holidays you know you're old too. Yee, my slok, your Harlem. Slalom. Slok, your Harlem.
Slok,
your Harlem.
Happy holidays.
You know you're old
when you go on one rollercoaster.
I'm going to Six Flags
on Friday.
Oh,
that's such a hot box.
You go on one rollercoaster
and you feel like
your stomach is in your shoulder.
It's like suddenly a G-force
is like,
lethal.
Weak ruining.
Your brain is still three feet above your head
and you're like you know what i need right now a corn dog yeah yeah yeah that'll make it better
i said the next day after you go to disney or any theme park your stomach is a rock yeah nothing's
happening for days and you just think to yourself like yeah yeah, come on. We're here. Let's do it. Let's consume it all. Yeah. We're
here. We might as well. Hey,
I'm going to have a churro. Knock it back.
Churro is a cat food.
Churro? Churro.
Churro. It's like a thing you give
to cats that they love a treat
to get them out from hiding under the bed.
My daughter's always like, it's
churro.
It is churro. Yeah, it is. But listen, do we even like churro it is churro
yeah it is
but listen
do we even like churros
let's give it
we're not having this conversation
of course we do
I think we do
it depends
sometimes they can be shit city
but when they're good
they're great
when they're absolutely doused
you know what I did have
at Disney one time
it was churro
with
what's the cereal
my girl
that's the one
with the
corn flakes no no no the rainbow one
oh lucky charms fruit loops fruit loops it was it was a churro covered in fruit loops
that you could only get in like the darkest corner of disneyland or of the county fair
yeah i mean it was that's a sugar. Like that feels like my mouth would be furry.
They were sugar.
You know, when you eat something so sweet, you're like, ah, yeah, now I'm different.
Now I'm different.
Like I've grown hair on the inside of my mouth.
Well, speaking of sugar, you know what really hurt my feelings the other day?
Oh, no.
Air it out.
Finding out that a Diet Coke, which is now my new obsession on because we're trying to be drinking less because of the
age of it all. Yes, I know me too.
It's not as cute. It's
hard, but it also feels so much better when you're asleep.
Yeah. Okay, but yes, that there's
more caffeine in this than there is in cold brew.
What? Really?
That's what they said. Almost the person
this day. We got people shaking
their heads behind the camera. I think you're
going to get a look. Do you have something to say?
Do you have something to say? Do you have something to say?
Are you shaking your head at this interview?
I'm not a DC fanatic.
You're not a DC fanatic?
Are you more Coke Zero?
My girlfriend is obsessed with DC.
It's like a problem.
What are you obsessed with?
Regular Coke?
No, I just drink coffee.
Okay.
But I do love Bjork.
Oh, that's good.
But I do love Bjork. Oh, that's good. But I do love New York.
That makes me very happy.
You really did something there.
That was good.
That was iconic comedy.
That was really good.
Respect.
Respect.
And the album with Stone Milker is Volna Cura.
Volna Cura.
Thank you.
That's the yellow one.
I got the color right.
Let me tell you something.
From now on, if there's ever a moment where we are
stumped, you have the permission as
a culture. Everybody does. Yes.
Anybody. What do you think? I'm just answering for it.
So we have different subgroups
of our fandom. Yes.
You might be a finalist for that one. That's finalist.
That was finalist behavior. Thank you.
If any guess you have on is just
not clicking, you could just
say, okay, well, this is our, thank you so much.
And then.
And then throw them in.
Just be like, hey, Will.
Yeah.
This is bad.
This isn't feeling good.
You guys can have some secret hand gestures.
Why not?
Just to say that we didn't make it today.
Why the hell not?
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Have we ever had a secret handshake as besties?
No.
I don't think we're those kinds of guys.
I love that you're besties.
For 15 years.
You guys have fun.
You get to do this together.
So fun.
Has it deepened it or?
Deepened.
Okay, good.
You know, I would say like,
because we've also spent a lot of time together this year.
Just even like outside of the,
it's like, you know.
Yeah.
We're not just work friends.
Also, you get to go through this together,
which is so exciting.
Yeah.
Like last night we saw,
I saw Sufts on Broadway
and there's just
so many people in the cast
and not just Shayna
who created the show,
but that we went to school with.
Like our friend Kim Blank,
who's so amazing.
Shout out.
Ada Westfall,
just to shout out some people.
And I literally went backstage
and I just,
I just started sobbing
because I was like,
A, so moved by what I had seen,
but also we all had the same mentor.
Her name was Liz Suedos.
She was like a sort of like giant.
Where did she go to school?
NYU, we went.
But this woman was like a giant in downtown theater
and was like a mentor to several of us.
And I just like felt her spirit there
and how proud she was.
And like, it's the only time I really get woo-woo
is when I like, not the only time.
I'm always like, what time are you?
Yeah, no, but like one of the only time. I'm always like, what time are you? Yeah. No,
but like one of the times I get really woo woo
was when I feel like that mentor that we had,
that her spirit is in the room
and her spirit was so in the room.
Oh gosh.
Yeah.
Do you have like a mentor
that you can look back on that you feel like?
Oh yeah,
for sure.
A lot of amazing teachers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That you're just like,
wow,
I've,
I've still used some of the stuff that I. Yeah. Learned from them. Yeah. Yeah. That you're just like, wow, I've, I've still used some of the stuff that I
learned from them. Yeah, for sure. And then there's some teachers that you're like,
wow, what, what, what happened there? Like, what was that?
Right. For sure. You're like the problematic teachers and you're like, where did you make me
do? Yes. We had a teacher that was, we would all have to find an animal and kind of become that
animal on stage yeah yeah i was a gibbon of course yeah a monkey with the long long arms
and then a girl in my class uh now a woman was a panther and she wore a thong leotard over
thong tights and which I guess
panther like
and this teacher used to keep being like
drop into your panther
and so then she would just
be crawling around on the stage
roaring
with the thong on
and you're like what was that about
yeah I'm like come on
none of us
you can't pull the wool over our eyes.
No, you can't.
John Early has a story where
the first day of class
at Tisch, there was one teacher. It doesn't matter who,
but he goes...
I think he was in ETW.
Experimental Theater.
They went for it.
An older man just goes,
I just want to say if there are any journalists, if there's any press
in the room, get out. It's like these are 18
year old children. Stop it.
Oh, wow. If there's
any press in the room, please leave.
If there's any press in the room, get out.
On the first night, there's a freshman.
18 year old.
What's happening? What's going to happen to me?
It's insane.
There's also a couple of them from the musical theater studio.
Tell a story about like one day one of the dance teachers lined them up and was like,
several of you will get through on your looks.
You.
You.
No.
You, kinda.
Like just.
Oh my God.
Brutal.
When I went to 4-H camp, which was like this kind of farm camp in Ohio.
My cousins live. I was like this kind of farm camp in Ohio. My cousins live,
I was like the big city cousin
up in Cleveland.
They lived
right on the border
between Kentucky
and Ohio
in a small town
called Waynesville.
Waynesville.
And I loved going there.
Like such a sweet,
awesome haunted town.
Yeah.
But it was called
the second most haunted town
in Ohio.
I took that very to heart.
I know.
I'm like, there is a documentary there.
That's like drop dead gorgeous.
This is where the world's oldest living Lutheran.
Like what towns are known for?
Like the riff on that.
Like what a small town is like a landmark for.
The second most haunted town in Ohio.
But anyway, we went to a camp, a 4-H camp, and they,
the counselors, had all the
girls line up, put
a sheet over our face
or like this to this, and we had a
legs competition. I was
12 years old, and my
cousin won. Your cousin
won? Yeah, there was two
horrible memories about it.
Yeah. The competition itself, and then your cousin winning. there was two horrible memories about it. Yeah.
The competition itself and then your cousin winning.
She was like, it's nothing.
It's nothing.
And I was like, no, I'm so happy for you.
Because it's like you lose and also there's someone who's doing that. I know.
Like I forgot about that until afterwards.
We were like, how fucked up was that?
Have you watched Chimp Crazy?
I'm obsessed with Chimp Crazy.
Are you done with it? No. I haven't seen the only one.
Yeah, that's the last one. I have to wait until I get home
because my family would
kill me. Oh, you're
watching it all together. Yes. So you've gone
to the third episode where
you know the truth.
The truth and they know the truth, but they haven't
told. Oh, they just told Peter.
They just told Peter. Can I ask, spoiler alert, what's the truth? We can't tell you what the truth but they haven't oh they just told Peta they just told Peta can I ask
spoiler alert
what's the truth
we can't tell you
what the truth is
because you
I'm telling you Matt
I've only seen the first one
oh no you just need to watch it
it's really interesting
because it's a lot of women
it's these women
who have this obsession
with these monkeys
and it's like
the Peta lady says
it's like
it's this phenomenon where it's. Yeah. And it's like the PETA lady says, it's like, it's this phenomenon
where it's usually women.
Yeah.
Almost always women
who like adopt these monkeys
as if they were their own child.
Yes.
They want,
because they can keep them
as these like,
it's like such control issues.
Like talk about
mommy dead and dearest.
Mommy dead and dearest.
It's really like
they just diaper them all and sleep with them and take them out and for walks and dearest. Mommy dead and dearest. It's really like they just diaper them all
and sleep with them
and take them out
for walks
and feed them.
Is it a control thing?
Yes.
I think it is.
But then they turn six
and it's like a wild animal.
Right.
Correct.
They're like,
like it starts to get dangerous.
Your baby is ripping
your face off.
Suddenly your baby
rips someone's face off
and they have the first
full human face transplant.
I couldn't believe that.
Oh my God.
I was watching it
over her shoulder
on the plane.
Where were we coming from?
Toronto.
We were up in Toronto
when we were coming back
and it was just so funny
because you're watching
Chimp Crazy
and I was reading this book
called Status and Culture
and I was like,
if this isn't role reversal,
like,
it's a role reversal
because usually I'm like
watching like Housewives and I'm reading a book. I was like, if this isn't role reversal. It's a role reversal. Because usually I'm like watching
Housewives and I'm reading
a book.
It was great. We learn from each other.
It's amazing. There's some amazing articles about
Travis. Travis was the
chimp in Connecticut.
And Travis apparently
was even given a Xanax in his orange juice
that morning because mom knew something
could be off. What?
Yes.
I had no idea.
He was jumping around the house.
She couldn't get a handle on him.
She gave him, she had to slip him a Xanax.
Do you think?
On a regular basis.
But that day she was like, this is a Xanny day.
Do you think the Xanny had anything to do with him ripping off?
I think that he really saw that Elmo doll and lost it.
Yeah, something about Elmo.
Yes.
Didn't sit right.
It did not sit right.
No.
And then he just attached her.
Historically, yeah, that Elmo makes people freak the fuck out.
It makes me freak out.
Although some kids love it.
Well, the Tickle Me Elmo was driving kids crazy.
It was giving kids seizures and shit.
Remember that?
Yes.
The Tickle Me Elmo, the most popular toy
I think of all time
was lethal
because it would just shake
and of course kids
were going to freak the fuck out.
Yeah.
Yes, that's weird.
You're right.
It was a seizure doll
that you gave to your kids
and said,
yeah, everyone has this.
And then they were like,
and like,
what are you going to do?
You get overstimulated.
It's like drinking 10 of these.
Do you remember that thing?
I think it was in Japan,
the Teletubbies,
where they had to pull it from the air
because kids couldn't watch it
without having seizures.
Oh, yeah.
With some sort of epileptic thing.
Another kids show.
Yeah.
Something was going on.
Something was going on.
There was something going on
with kids programming,
and that's actually a rule of culture
across the board.
Across the board.
103.
There's something going on
with kids programming
as we're talking about theater
do you
what was the last play you did
or musical
or stage thing
the last play I did
was Boeing Boeing
which was here
wow
on Broadway
oh my god
Boeing Boeing
wait
when are you gonna do it again
you know I gotta wait
until my kids are out of the house
because it's not a mom job
unless they're here
but I would never see them
so you are in la though
yeah yeah okay and you like la i love la now it took a while kicking and screaming i had a storage
unit in brooklyn for so long yeah like way too long and we finally had everything you hauled
out here and the shit that i saved that I thought was storage unit worthy.
I had like bags of tights
with like holes in them.
You need your tights. Yeah, I need my tights.
And I had tights.
Tights. Tights and hoes.
And then I had like a salad
spinner that a bank gave me
for opening up a savings account.
The bank gave you a salad spinner?
You know what they used to give you shit?
Yeah.
And I was like,
I'm holding onto this forever.
I love it.
I mean,
it was disgusting what we saved.
It's crazy when you realize
like there was a time
when I thought this was indispensable.
Like,
I don't know,
some like,
I think you and I are like this.
I don't know.
Did you ever have
as like a person
doing theater a long time ago
like a bag of props?
Like a bag of wigs and stuff.
Of your own props.
Like, so we did sketch comedy.
We kind of came up doing that famously.
But like back in the day,
like I would have,
I would be the keeper of the props for our sketch group.
And so I had everything.
You wanted to be a doctor?
I got it.
I got you if you want to be a lawyer.
Wait, that's so fun.
If you want to be a redhead,
what length,
what style do you want? I have all different kinds.
And so now it's like
I don't have anything anymore because I gave them
I think I gave them all up. And I do
feel a little like naked without
my bag of props because
one thing I had for years
was my endless bag of props.
But it would just be sitting there.
It would be like the salad spinner.
It's like-
But did you have one of those noise things
where it would be like people clapping?
Oh yeah.
Hearts nonstop.
Oh.
Horns going off.
Yeah, I mean like-
Car alarm.
All of it.
Yeah, I love that.
You know how many whistles I had from playing coaches?
I made a whistles, babe.
Honey, it was almost like,
I don't know why I had so many whistles.
I had so many to the point where I actually,
you've played,
you keep that shit because it's like,
and then,
oh,
then I took the whistle and I put it on my keys.
I was like,
what if,
what if that's good to have,
even if you're a man,
even if for anyone,
have the whistle,
but then like,
but like,
how do you feel about your kids stuff?
Like,
cause now you gotta like,
you're like,
there's residue from like the kids.
Yes.
Well,
I know they used to think I was gaslight city because I would just throw shit
away that I,
that to me was just a,
you know,
a ball of tinfoil.
And they would be like,
where,
where's my,
where's my ball of tinfoil?
Yes.
And so I had to be like,
okay,
they just need to,
it's hard for me though.
Cause I like a clean space. I just have to like, okay, they just need to, it's hard for me though. Cause I like
a clean space. I just have to keep my space clean and just keep their doors closed.
So did you have preteen children during the pandemic?
Yeah. Yeah, it was hard. It was hard to start. And they both were kind of starting.
My daughter was graduating like her elementary school,
which is so hard.
And they had a drive-through graduation.
My son was in middle school, which was sucked.
So it was like I would go in and check in on him.
And the school screen was all, every kid was in the darkest room.
Like you couldn't see their faces.
Because who wants to be like seen at that age that
intensely by your classmates?
Yeah.
Wow.
I know.
It's a very depressing time to be a kid.
Yeah.
Especially it's kind of a depressing, hard time anyway.
Anyway.
I know for anyone.
I don't think anyone is the great version of themselves at 12, 13, 14, 15.
No. But then to think that that's just at 12, 13, 14, 15. No.
But then to think that that's just in their bones, like that that happened.
Yeah.
We were so paranoid and scared for so long.
Of course.
I think that's why I really, like I remember when Billie Eilish like really popped off.
Yes.
I was like, I was looking at it like a millennial being like, on face value, like I don't necessarily understand.
But then you really think about it and you're like of course like a she's a genius which i think when you didn't get when
you first saw her when she came out she is a genius yes but the way she was speaking to
like the people of her generation you're like of course that's like the person that they're
gonna look up to and i love the smiths yeah, it was like, ah, I wear black on the outside
because black is
what I feel on the inside.
Yeah.
That's,
you latch on.
Morrissey.
Morrissey.
Yeah, yeah.
But that was like,
that music also
was kind of that
dark energy
of like,
that you needed
to tap into as a kid.
Like that,
there's something
that was like,
mm-hmm.
Yeah. But, I'm not, I'm not alone. Yeah. So you're saying Smiths came to you that you needed to tap into as a kid. Like that, there's something that was like, yeah,
but I'm not, I'm not alone.
Yeah.
So you're saying Smith's came to you as like a kid.
And like,
that was like,
I mean,
I think same age,
like it was like around that awesome era of music is like,
it was such a beautiful,
I saw it must've been like 14,
15.
Yeah.
Techno and Morrissey.
Yeah.
You know,
it's really cool.
Like the VMAs were last night. They were, they'll be a week ago. Yeah. Techno and Morrissey. You know, it's really cool. Like the VMAs were last night.
They were?
They'll be a week ago.
Yeah.
So they were last night.
And what's cool about it is for the very first time in like a few years, I don't know if
this speaks to whatever time we're in because it is obviously a very difficult political
time, but there's a lot of really cool artists out right now.
Like, again, I was at Coachella and I left that music festival being like, music's in
a really cool, good place.
And then even watching that like very sort of like corporate mainstream award show is like you watch it and you're like, there's like really cool artists across genre.
And it makes you feel like, you know, pop music is very queer right now.
Like, you know, the way that Chapel Roan like speaks to people is like incredible.
Her music's amazing.
Oh, she's so great.
But just like it makes you feel like kids or people that are forming now a musical identity are in good hands, at least in that art form.
When it feels like film and TV is sometimes hard nowadays.
Yes.
Music is feeling like it's in a good place.
Pretty amazing, though.
Like my daughter, who's 15, but like even starting at 13,
like she would correct me.
Like she,
she knows so much more than I did or that I,
like she's in terms of like speaking gender,
speaking like she,
it's pretty amazing.
It's not that you didn't have that background either because just.
Catholic school.
Well,
I'm saying like,
just in terms of like the projects you've been on where it's like-
Oh yeah, no, definitely.
But like, I didn't,
I would always be like,
hey guys, hey guys.
Like, that's what I,
you guys, come on.
Yeah, yeah.
And she was,
and she like,
I'm not as like strict as her on this department,
but she's like,
don't say guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Y'all and folks both feel like specifically
regional in a way that I,
that I cannot ascribe to personally
because I'm like,
I'm not from these places.
Y'all kind of started flying out of my mouth
because of my exposure to Kelly Clarkson on the television.
So being 12 and 13 years old and being like, y'all, y'all, y'all.
I was saying y'all at school and they were like, why are you doing that?
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, I don't know.
And they were like, I bet it's because he likes Kelly Clarkson.
Gay.
And I was just like, ah.
They connected the dots.
Yeah. Oh, middle school bullies can find your weakness
and just easier than anyone else
sharks have nothing
on middle school kids
yeah they're vicious
they are
especially the girls
I know mean some of them
some of them are sweethearts
we were saying the other day like we were talking about Regina George,
like the character Regina George in Mean Girls.
And how iconic like Rachel McAdams is doing it.
But unfortunately she did it so well that it did make.
Gave a model for people.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know.
It's kind of picked up a lot from that.
Yeah.
Like the way she was mean and it was so cool and funny and influential. It's like, oh my God, I love that. It's like that. I love that. Yeah. Like the way she was mean and it was so cool and funny
and influential.
It's like,
oh my God,
I love that bracelet.
It's like that.
I love that.
Yeah.
I love that bracelet.
I love that for you.
Yeah.
And then it's like,
it's,
there's something so dark
underneath that.
Yes.
Yeah.
And you have to be like,
thanks.
Cause she's cool.
But then inside you're like,
I,
why do I feel
like shit?
Violated.
Yeah.
I love that bracelet.
Where did you get it?
Oh, just, you know, Claire's.
That's really cool.
Thanks.
And like, it's just sort of like that.
And then you're like, let me think about that for weeks.
Why do I feel like I was just, like, talk about spells.
Now I won't stop thinking about it.
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So we are going to do our segment here
where we take 60 seconds to truly rail
against something in culture that needs a railing.
I have something and I feel it's something
in the culture we haven't yet spoken on.
Yeah.
And I used to feel complicated about it
and now I feel definitive about it.
Okay.
This is really, really important.
This is Matt Rogers.
I don't think so many times starts now. I don't think so. I think it's time starts now.
I don't think so, honey,
the discourse around the screen
after you buy something
that says to tip.
Guys,
if you don't want to tip
because you bought a water bottle,
just hit 0%.
I am not behind you in the line
judging you for anything
unless the person has done a service
where they deserve to be tipped.
I personally always hit tip because I was
in the service industry for 10 years. I think about the pandemic when people did not have those
jobs for one and a half to three years, depending. I do that. I tip. That doesn't mean I think I'm
fucking better than you. And this discourse around, well, they shouldn't have the screen
that asks for tip because I feel bad. What if someone's looking over my shoulder? My God, that is so much more embarrassing
talking about that and about how,
well, I shouldn't have to tip.
Then it would be for me to be behind you
and see that you didn't tip.
It is so much more humiliating
to talk about how upset you are
that you're being asked to tip someone.
Five seconds.
And they discuss this
on America's biggest horror podcast, The Daily, and I hated
every second of it. That's one minute.
They did talk about it. Sabrina's
having easy. Don't tip if you don't want
to tip. I know. Why was that a big deal?
Because people feel
like they're being like
manipulated, but I have to tell you, when you're
being asked a question, would you like to
tip or not? That's not manipulation.
No. It's a question.
And it's an opportunity for you to give gratuity to someone who probably is making a lot less than you make.
Because didn't the pay go down?
Like they actually need tips to supplement their salary.
There was this whole episode of The Daily that I listened to and I was shaking my head the whole time because I realized that not everyone, if you really don't work in the service industry, you actually don't know.
So let me just say, if you're unsure of it, like service workers make their money on tips.
Like that is just period.
So if you're going into a restaurant and you're thinking like, oh, well, my Coke was late or my this was a little bit too cold or whatever the fuck.
If you're like, I'm not going to tip,
you are contributing to that person just not making money.
So if that's going to sit well in your spirit,
like I'm not tipping because of this,
like fine, whatever, whatever makes you sleep at night.
But that's totally different than this thing with the screen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it's like, it's not, I swear to God,
I don't know how you guys feel or anyone feels.
I'm never behind someone when they buy a salad
at Fresh & Co and looking and being like,
well, are you going to tip?
That's not something like, if you want to, great.
If you don't, I'm not upset with you.
I'm not going to tap you on the shoulder and be like,
hey, I thought that was really lame.
Like, it's in your own head.
Talk to your therapist about it.
Don't talk to me about it.
It's really simple, actually,
because it's just the convergence of two things,
which is one, like, tipping is part of transactional things
in our society.
And then the other thing is, like,
now we have, like, we media everything through a screen.
And so, like, you're just going to be asked,
do you want to tip?
And that's okay.
No one's, it's literally no gun to your head.
Right.
And people act like there is.
And I think it's this, it just, it's like speaks to something else, which is that person
on the other end.
It's a little bit telling on yourself.
It is.
Because you're like, well, they didn't do anything to deserve that.
It's like, first of all, who are you to decide what they do and do not deserve to begin with?
And also it wasn't like the person asked you, like, would you like to tip me? It's a thing on the screen. I just don't like it. It
feels very elitist to me and superior. And also primarily extremely uncool to be like really in
the weeds about like this thing on the screen. It's like just hit 0% or hit no. Just do that.
Wow. Yeah. That's a good, that is a good one. We got to the bottom of it.
Yeah, we did.
We decided.
Okay.
No, we decided.
Yeah.
So this is Bo and Yang's
I Don't Think So Honey.
I have a weird one.
I think it's important.
Okay.
I think it's important.
Okay.
This is Bo and Yang's weird,
but important
I Don't Think So Honey.
This time starts now.
I don't think so honey glass,
like if it breaks,
like that's bad.
So bad. And like it is
and like like I'm looking at a
window right now like anyone could just
break that open and like hurt someone
or hurt themselves.
Like should everything be lucite now?
I'm thinking like should
surely there is something cost effective
environmentally not
terrible that it can be glass that is not shatterable unless there is something cost effective, environmentally not terrible,
that it can be glass that is not shatterable.
Unless there is some emergency protocol thing.
But do you agree with me?
Right?
Like we have no need for glass in the way that we used to,
unless there's like an artful aspect to it. Like there's a medium,
like you're blowing it and you're making a beautiful vase.
Then it's acceptable.
That's acceptable. But if it's a window or if it's like a drink, if it a beautiful vase. Then it's acceptable. That's acceptable.
But if it's a window
or if it's like a drink,
if it's drinkware,
if it's stemware.
Yeah.
I think that's scary.
I think about Kill Bill Volume 1
when Vivica Fox
is telling her daughter
to not walk in the living room
because she might cut herself.
I think about that all the time.
Like you can cut yourself.
And that's one minute
to say nothing
of the insane,
very jarring sound of glass breaking.
It's really scary.
It's heartbreaking.
I know.
I was like, if someone forgot, they could just walk through this wall.
Right.
It can be so painful.
It is painful.
I did that at the store, The Row.
You did that at The Row?
No.
Because it's at this fancy location in LA.
Where the glass is so clean.
The glass is so clean and it's so thick.
And I couldn't buy anything.
Everything was so fucking crazy expensive.
I love their clothes, but they're so expensive.
And as I was leaving, I tried to leave as like a
joke, like, because I wasted
everybody's time. Like, I was like,
just trying to get out there, like, well, I'm not buying
anything I tried on, but, you know, whatever.
So I was like, so da-da-da-da-da-da.
And then it was so hard that they had to take me, sit me down, offer me water in a glass.
It was a tray.
A glass tray.
It was a glass.
No, no, no, no.
But it was a tray with a glass on it.
You said, get that away from me.
It's my enemy.
And I was like, no!
And I smashed it down.
And I cut my finger.
No!
And then it was a glass bottle of water.
And I really enjoyed it.
Yeah.
While they were looking at my nose,
trying to make sure I didn't break it.
And I was like, I don't know if I did or not.
It's just what it is.
Also, are you superstitious?
Yes.
Why? You know what happens if you are you superstitious? Yes. Why?
You know what happens if you break a mirror.
Of course.
What?
Seven years of bad luck.
I'm very superstitious.
That's the most I've ever heard.
I thought that was about hats or shoes on the bed.
That's also really bad.
In fact, I feel-
I do it all the time.
I'm like, I shouldn't have done that.
Oh God, no.
Shoes have to be on the ground at all times.
If shoes are ever put on a table or something higher off the ground, that's really bad luck. No, God, no. Shoes have to be on the ground at all times. If shoes are ever put on a table or something
higher off the ground, that's
really bad luck. It's bad luck.
My mother did this to me. Mine too.
Yeah. And hats on the bed.
I've never heard hats on the bed.
But now I do. You know what I can't
do ever? If I sleep with socks on.
When I was a kid, they told me
that if you sleep with socks on,
the boogeyman will come out of the closet and get you.
And so now to this day, I don't do it.
That feels like an agenda by your parents.
It's very random.
Why didn't they want you to wear socks?
I think what it was, was my mom's like demon brother when she was younger.
My uncle told her like, if you wear your socks, like the boogeyman is going to come out of your eyes.
She is a whiz. And terrified her. And then she told me that when I was a kid, not prescriptively. my uncle told her like if you wear your socks like the boogeyman's gonna come out of your eyes
she's a weeb
and terrified her
and then she told me that
when I was a kid
not prescriptively
just like
this is what my uncle
your uncle told me
and then I was like
well
now I can't do it
walking under a ladder
it's a huge no
walking under a ladder
yes you're right
worse
there's also
well I wouldn't say black cat.
Oh, no, black cats, I go the other way.
Black cats, no, black cats do.
I don't fuck with that.
Black cats are good luck.
They're sweet.
They're the least adopted animals in a shelter because everyone thinks the same thing.
Because they're cursed.
Because they are witches familiars.
But you know what?
They are adorable.
They're wonderful.
They're just the same.
Or someone else.
You know what I mean?
I'm just too scared
to even be like
I just
I can't
it's at this point
if it crosses your path
it's a core belief
then you're like
I'm done
no I will go
the other way
I will inconvenience myself
I'm not kidding
like it's like
it's a thing
okay
you're not
you're not
well my favorite line ever
I'm not superstitious
but I am a little
little stitious
from the office you're a little stitious I am a little stitious from the office.
You're a little stitious.
I'm a little stitious.
A little stitious.
A Nova Scotia stitious.
Nova Scotia stitious.
Did you say a Nova Scotia?
No.
Oh, I always say that for like a little bit.
A Nova Scotia.
Just a Nova Scotia.
I love it.
Oh, that's really good.
That's major laser.
That's major laser.
Major laser?
When something's major, we say that's major laser, like the artists,
like Diplo.
Yes.
Yes.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
Okay, so we're under the impression
that you have something.
I do.
I don't know if it's been done.
I feel like it's been done before.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It's okay.
This is Catherine Hans.
I don't think so, honey.
Okay.
Time starts now.
Honeys, I don't think
that anyone under the age of 25
needs to get a butt implant.
Oh! I just don't think so. Speak on it. I think if you are blessed enough think that anyone under the age of 25 needs to get a butt implant.
I just don't think so.
I think if you are blessed enough to have a long long life,
no one really knows where they're gonna
fall. And the upkeep
they're gonna need for that butt.
They're also just,
who knows if that,
it is a fad.
We don't know if everybody's
going to need an ass that big
for, you know, things come
and go. Right.
The images of what a person is supposed
to look like come and go.
We remember Kate Moss. That could
be a thing again. She did not have
a bubble butt beyond
bubble butts. And also
I feel like you can tell now.
I mean, you obviously can tell.
Yeah.
I can't.
But I think you can't.
No, go, go, go, keep doing it.
I'm sorry.
Okay, but I do feel like
because that is also the,
anyway, that's always the,
I'm not sorry about that.
Okay.
Go on though.
Honey, honey.
Honey.
I think also because that only leads,
that opens the door to more and more.
Yes, yes.
And you're so young and beautiful.
And then the cheeks and everything, like it just becomes a money cipher.
You save that money, honey.
Save it, honey.
I would agree.
Save it until you feel like you really need it and you're like fully formed.
Like you're still a zygote.
Zygote.
Oh my God. Yes. Zygotic. still a zygote. Zygote. Oh my God.
Yes.
Zygotic.
I use zygote every day of my life.
I love that word.
Blastula.
Do you say blastula?
I don't, but I might have a blastula.
Blastula is like the first myosin.
When it starts to grow a bit.
First mitosis.
Blastula.
Blastula is like pre-zygote almost.
Oh God, I love it.
It gets fertilized and then blastula, I think.
Oh my God, we were all blastula.
We were all blastulas at one point.
Did you know this?
Pre-med in college.
Oh my God, I did not.
I have some things I need you to diagnose.
I thought I had a blastula in my inner thigh.
Maybe you're gonna have to check it out.
I'll check for any blastulas on you.
So honey, I don't think so.
Okay, are you observing?
I have some questions.
Are you observing that people under 25
are getting the surgery?
Yes.
Really?
Okay.
Damn, I'm not paying attention.
I know.
Second of all.
Maybe that's regional though.
No, no, no, no.
Who knows?
It definitely is.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, I haven't seen it here.
It literally is upkeep
because you got to keep it up.
You have to keep it up.
I'm like, do they have like a sling that they wear to keep it up at night?
What's crazy is it's like a girdle for your ass.
Now you can do the injections in it too.
It's like the BBL.
The BBL.
What's that?
Butt lift.
It's like a butt lift.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
And also it's like when you're that age,
like you still have like a high and tight ass.
Like you don't need.
No, I know.
You still have access to the class and staying healthy.
Yeah.
I think there's like a,
there's like a weird,
like I don't have to do anything now,
but then it's like,
Ooh,
that's what,
what's that teaching you?
What's like,
you know,
you're just going to find the shortcut to everything.
To everything.
And then you'll go on a Zempik
and then it'll just be an ass walking around.
With sunglasses on it.
Bones and an ass.
Yeah.
An ass and teeth.
Ass and teeth.
And you can tell?
I can.
Okay.
Because they are,
I mean, I think if they're good,
I wouldn't know.
But if they're not, I wouldn't know.
But if they're not, it's so absurd.
Yeah.
It's like Jessica Rabbit.
You know what I mean? You're just like.
It's like intense.
If you say anything has like collagen in it.
It's like earlier when I said what it left here.
I'm like, well, I have.
I need collagen.
I'm losing it by the minute.
But have you seen their like blood one?
Oh, wait. Is blood and deed one?
Is that the Bella Hadid one?
Because now Bella Hadid has one.
No, this is a special doctor one who literally is like, it's like a heart, you know, blood
of a cow, you know, like bone marrow.
You got to look it up.
And then they like make it into a smoothie and you're like, ooh.
Yeah.
What?
Blood and organs.
Blood and organs.
This must be good.
Nothing like blood and organs smoothie on a hot day.
You know what?
I'll try it.
Just after a long Uber drive.
And you know, I have to say, speaking of, today's a hot day.
We all needed some relief.
We came in here.
Oh, I'm relieved.
And we all touched.
We reached Nirvana today. Having you here on this show. We all needed some relief. We came in here. Oh, I'm relieved. We all touched. We reached Nirvana today.
Having you here on this show.
I do feel like it.
The coven was completed today.
This is a coven right here that I felt like I got to.
And we're including everyone.
Also, look what we're doing.
There we go.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
My diamond ring that's not mine.
What is it?
No, it's got a couple diamonds in it.
It's gorge.
Oh, thanks.
What are you doing the rest of the day?
You going to this show later?
I'm going to this show later.
You have more press?
And now I have a little...
And then Sardi's.
Yeah.
Oh, and I'm doing
Seth Meyers.
Oh, my God.
Which will be really fun.
I will.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We love him.
He's a peach.
Okay, yeah.
I totally will.
No, we love him.
He's the best in the biz. He's the sweetie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I totally will. No, we love him. He's the best in the biz.
He's the sweetie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're going there now.
I'm going to go there now.
Y'all can share a car to 30 Rock.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry about me.
I have to go and just hole up in an office
just to like get on a Zoom.
It's not that cheap.
30 Rock stuff.
Wait, are we in 30 Rock right now?
I don't know what the fuck is happening.
No, but we are in line.
We're close. We're close. Who am I? Who are you? You're't know what the fuck is happening. No, but we are in line. We're close.
We're close.
Who am I?
Who are you?
You're Catherine Han.
Okay, thank you.
And who you are
is the fucking best
and the star
of Agatha O'Long
which by the way
I'll say again
is so much fun.
Congratulations on it
because the
Thank you.
That was a great segue.
No, I know.
I'm back.
He's back.
But the bar
had to be high
because everyone loved
WandaVision so much
and just know that
like all the joy
and all the like
fun and intrigue
and suspense
and coolness
I can't wait
I'm gonna go back
and watch the
because we have four
so I'm gonna watch
the next two
and then be so annoyed
when I ruined it
for myself
because then they don't
the fifth and sixth ones
won't come out
until later
but it's worth.
It feels like
an amazing sequel
to WandaVision in a way
but yet it's still
its own thing.
But its own bird completely.
Yeah.
But like the S
it's the same writer
who's incredible.
Yeah, Jack Schafer.
Yes.
Yeah.
She's amazing.
That brain.
It's so clear
you're number one
on the call sheet
and that you've like
made this such a special
project for everybody.
No, I'm just saying
that is a huge important thing.
And thank you so much for being here.
Oh, you guys, I was so looking forward to this and it disappointed.
But that's all right.
That's all right.
We wheel you out.
We bring him in for the last one minute.
Well, that sucked.
No, this was so fucking fun.
Disney Plus, everybody.
And we end every episode with a song.
I guess it's been Agatha all along.
You guys, also, that was beautiful.
And your voices.
Really.
Cut the cameras.
Cut the cameras.
Thank you so much.
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