Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Gagging For Redemption" (w/ Paul W. Downs & Lucia Aniello)
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Look, Matt.
Where?
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. My, oh my. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture?
Yes.
Oh my goodness.
Wow.
Las Culturistas.
Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling.
You were going to take me to task on something.
Yeah, I hate that you always say how tired you are.
I hate that I always say how tired I am.
It's so uninteresting.
It's so bad.
It's so dumb.
Why do people do it?
Why do I do it?
I would even go as far as to say, I don't think so, honey.
People who, their thing is how tired they are.
And that's you.
And I am so sad to see
that's become your identity.
You're so much more dynamic than that.
I'm not saying it's my identity.
Who's saying it's my identity?
I am.
You're saying it's so much,
like you've been so tired.
Yeah, I don't,
but I am,
I am worried.
Are you too tired to talk about it?
No.
I'm worried that it
um
is
it is um
becoming your
no no no no
reputation
I'm worried that it's gonna
it's it's
portending something bad
what is portend
I think
I'm worried it's gonna be a disease
okay stop
because
I asked
I so
I said to Bowen
stop talking about how tired you are
and he looks at me
and he's like sunk sunk down on the couch
and he goes, what if I have something?
And I said, well, bitch, you are currently on PrEP,
which means you go for regular checkups.
So I'm just saying, you go now for your regular,
by the way, everyone, Bowen Yang's on PrEP.
Just saying.
He's in LA, he's on PrEP.
He'll be in New York soon.
He's channeling all about, we'll be on tour, he's on Pr he'll be in New York soon he's chilling all about we'll be on tour
he's on prep
look I think you're fine
but I
here's the thing
it's like
everyone's tired
you know what I mean
I know
everyone's tired
literally everyone is tired
but I just
but for
for this particular trip
it's like
it's that whole millennial burnout thing
where there's no boundary
between work and relaxation
and like
that's just what it's become oh gosh and so i'm and so i've been worn out by
not working i'm also frequently at a high energy yeah and i think that maybe makes you tired it's
like when a when a when a dog that's a little bit older no shade sees a younger dog that has a lot
more energy it's like i'm already done you. You can tell the older dog is getting more tired just by watching what's happening.
I don't want to be that older dog, though.
I want to be the Spritely thing.
Anyway.
Can I say why I'm in my happy place?
Yes.
You went to the bathroom.
Uh-huh.
Oh, and Hot Associate Producer Alex And Hot Associate Producer Alex.
Hot Associate Producer Alex.
I'm so sorry. He said
he was going to Disneyland. Yes.
And I said, okay, cool.
Let me plan the trip for you. Oh, can I read this whole thing?
By the time Bowen Yang got back from the restroom,
I had planned his Disney day.
I'm just going to read this entire list that filled up an entire list.
This is good for everyone. Because I just went
for my birthday. So this is good for everyone because I just went for my birthday so this is
this is good for everyone
start at Disneyland
Star Tours
slash Space Mountain
can I stop you
for one second
this is to say
that you have bought
a multi-park pass
with MaxPass
that allows you
to do FastPass option
great
okay
now that we're clear
okay
Star Tours
slash Space Mountain
depending on wait time
right
FastPass Radiator Springs
Racer
aka Cars
Matterhorn Bobsleds,
Big Thunder Mountain.
This is all just in order of what to do.
And I know that the Matterhorn thematically
is very close to the Big Thunder Mountain,
but just for wait times and for functionality,
we're doing them both in a row.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so Big Thunder Mountain.
Asterisk.
By this time, you may be able to do,
to Fast Pass Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guardians of the Galaxy, Mission Breakout.
Formerly Tower of Terror.
Rest in peace. Next, Haunted Mansion. Formerly Tower of Terror. Rest in peace.
Next, Haunted Mansion.
Next, Splash Mountain.
Parenthetical.
You may have to fast pass this if it's warm.
Famously, if it's warm, the flume rides will have a longer wait.
Yeah.
This is why I say that in the parenthetical.
All caps, lunch.
Next.
Important.
Head over to California Adventure.
Parenthetical, the other park.
This is the other park.
Asterisk.
By this time, you may be able to Fast Pass Incredicoaster.
You may.
Okay, next.
Radiator Springs Racers, Guardians of the Galaxy,
Incredicoaster.
And then, big bracket, not necessarily in this order
for these three.
Depends on Fast Pass reservation time.
Yes, that's clear.
We've already maxed out at our four Fast Passes, though.
No, that's not the way it works here.
Don't touch this.
Asterisk, Fast Pass availability.
Oh, okay.
Should be pretty open for everything now except Soarin'.
You may have to wait for Soarin'.
Parenthetical, worth it.
I waited an hour for Soarin' and it was worth it.
And it was worth it.
Asterisk, Fast Pass, Toy Story, Midway Mania.
Fast Pass around this time.
Continually check for Fast Pass availability.
These are must
these are the
must sees
and I put them in quotes
because they're not really
Pirates of the Caribbean
sorry Shady
but I don't like it
Buzz Lightyear
question mark
question mark
question mark
whatever fantasy land stuff
those little trinkets
yeah
okay but that's
that's Alex itinerary
and I think you're gonna
have a great fucking day
and the people that I took
with me to my birthday
Joel Kim Booster
Greta Teitelman
etc it had all been their first time at Disneyland and they will never go without me now that's what they said great fucking day. The people that I took with me to my birthday, Joel Kim Booster, Greta Teitelman, etc.
It had all been their first time at Disneyland and they will never go
without me now. That's what they said.
It's my dream
to... I think
I missed my career.
To be a specifically
mainstream theme park
planner.
I mean... Can I say something?
There's a hole in the market and...
There's a hole in the market.
You have to fill that hole.
You know who I bet is fun at Disneyland?
Our guests?
Our guests.
But one just shook his head and that makes me feel like maybe not.
But I feel like I would crack him right open at Disneyland.
Crack it?
Crack him right open.
Crack him right open at Disneyland.
I feel like you just love it.
But him, from the shake of the head, I don't know.
No, we'll get into it.
But this is constantly, this is your litmus test.
For if we can.
If we can be friends.
Yeah, really connect.
Okay, well, you and I have already connected to so many things about these people.
You and I have already connected.
I'm talking about us connecting with our guests.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
We've connected in so many ways. You've talking about us connecting with our guests. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. We've connected in so many ways.
You've been directed by one of our guests.
Yes.
And I was very jealous because this is a director.
And can I tell you?
Director of the Millennium.
Of the Millennium.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to laugh.
She wins today.
On Las Codrillas, she wins the Director of the Millennium Award.
This is your Britney Spears.
Type that up and print it out, Hoppa.
Your Britney Spears at the VMAs when she called,
when Michael Jackson thought he was getting the Artist of the Millennium Award
because Britney Spears presenting said,
I consider him to be the artist of the millennium.
And then he mistook that to be, it was like the Video Vanguard Award.
You're right, that is the situation.
That is this.
But we're saying one of our guests is.
She's Michael and I'm Brittany, which tracks
Oh no. We're both
I don't know. Entire
straights. Oh God. Anyway. Okay.
And these guests are iconic to me
and I even emailed the guests after they did
I Don't Think So Honey because I'm such a fan and it was so
gagged that they were at the show. And
this is the gag is that
one of our guests was directing
and then in between takes she was like, when are Paul and I coming on?
And I was like, I literally said whenever you want.
Unbelievable.
That they would listen to this trash.
I just talked about Disneyland for two minutes.
And I felt really self-conscious.
I was like, I've sounded like an idiot 90% of the time.
But here's the thing.
I still feel a connection.
I still feel a connection.
Because also,
Paulilu was my favorite
sketchbook.
Paulilu was so good.
It really was.
And Stop.
Stop it.
It really was.
And before you guys came in,
we watched Real Housewives
of South Boston.
So good.
On St. Patrick's Day,
we watched the St. Patrick's Day
episode.
On St. Patrick's Day.
And famously,
I think the best sketch
of all time is
one of our guests,
no,
one of our guests
playing Robin
from Batman and Robin.
Oh, yeah.
It's truly iconic.
Oh, my God. And then forget about the mainstream film they've moved on to. Baby Rough Night is what me One of our guests playing Robin from Batman and Robin. I think it's truly iconic.
And then forget about the mainstream film they've moved on to.
Baby Rough Night is what me and my family watched on Thanksgiving.
And we loved it.
And guess who was there?
Who?
One of the stars of the film.
Zoe Kravitz.
No, just kidding.
Mo Frypastic.
Oh, yeah, Mo.
Yeah, Colton Haynes was there.
Colton, I don't know.
He's out there. Colton's a sweetie.
He can come over.
I love Colton.
But Mo Frypastic was there. Yeah. Jaboukie Young-nes was there. He's out there. He can come over. I love Colton. But Mo Frypastic was there.
Jaboukie Young-White was there.
He was not there.
He's always invited over too, though.
But he, no, Mo was filling in for my sister for Thanksgiving.
Oh, right.
She came over to the Rogers house.
She's so good.
And my parents were so taken with her.
They were like, we have to watch Mo's movie.
And that was Rough Night.
And we had a great time. That's beautiful. And that was Rough Night. And we had a great time.
That's beautiful.
And that was the second time I had seen it.
Never watched movies on planes.
I never watched movies on planes.
But you did.
Saw Rough Night on a plane.
I was like.
Made the whole experience.
I was like.
You forgot you were in the air.
I was like, do people know how good this movie is?
I wanted to tell people.
I was like, sir, you have to watch this movie.
And was sir like the flight attendant
yes
and he was just
I hope it wasn't the pilot
he had a job to do
he had a job to do
but yeah
God we love them so much
please welcome
I have no interest
in interrupting
I know
no no no no
no come on
please
go on
we love them so much
please welcome
into your ears
Lucia, Aniela
and Paul W. Dowd.
Wow.
So happy to be here.
This is an honor.
Honor and a pleasure.
As Bowen said, I was like, when are we coming on?
This is not just a whim.
This is a promise.
This is unbelievable to me.
This is a threat.
This is a threat.
We are coming on, and we are coming on.
I feel threatened
and turned on.
Wow, good.
I can't believe this.
Can I do a quick origin,
actually?
Yes.
I want to do it.
Oh, well.
No, you do it,
but I have a comment already.
Ours are different, so.
But they're not.
This is exciting.
Okay, you go first.
No, you go ahead.
You go ahead.
Okay, great.
This is like the version
of what we just did.
I know.
Cut it out
and edit this out. The year is, I don't know, 2015, 2016. You go ahead. Okay, great. This is like the version of what we just did. I know. Cut it out and edit this out.
The year is, I don't know, 2015, 2016.
Oh, my gosh.
Lower East Side.
Set the scene.
On set.
New York.
Broad City.
New York, Broad City.
Comedy Central.
So I had seen Bowen audition for, you know,
Sundry things.
Caddy, sales clerk part that we had.
It was whatever it was for Broad City.
So I already knew he was coming in, but I didn't know of him.
I just had known him for the audition.
But he comes on to set and after the first take,
I don't know if you remember this,
after the first take, you were so fucking funny.
I literally said, I came up to you,
having already met you, and I said, who are you?
I remember!
I truly did that.
I said, who are you? And then we
changed some stuff later
in the scene that ended up getting cut
that had you in the stretcher
in the end, because I was
like, more, more, more! But it is the same. It's the same the end because I was like more, more, more.
We need more.
Oh my God.
But it is the same.
It's the same story
because I came to set
and Lucia was like
wait till you see this.
Truly, truly.
Not a joke
because I was on set that day
and I heard of you
before I saw a take.
Lucia was already
talking about you.
There was someone on set
that was
not a joke.
I remember I was just
sitting with
background people,
and we were just hanging out in that little pop-up space.
And I saw Paul walk in, and I was like,
wow, that's Paul.
W down.
And I.
We love.
And he, like, looked at me and smiled,
and I was like, oh.
And he seems like such a nice person.
And then right before I left, right after I wrapped, I was so this person.
But I went up to, she was sitting with Alana just at Video Village.
And I went up to them.
I was like, before I go, I just have to tell you I fucking love Real Housewives of South Boston.
Or I just said I love Polly Lou.
I love Real Housewives of South Boston.
And then you said, or you said,
yeah, yeah, well,
you said, yeah, well, thanks a lot,
or something.
You went into the accent,
and it was a lovely moment.
Oh, wow.
She dropped in.
She dropped in.
That was the point of orge.
That was the point of orge.
Absolutely.
And wow.
You came back from set glowing that day.
I was so happy.
Yeah.
And then I went to Rice to Riches to reward myself.
Oof, love Rice to Riches.
Wait, what is?
You've been. Come on. It's the rice pudding place.
I'm not a rice pudding
person. You don't have to be.
Rice to Riches transcends rice pudding.
But you know the lore of Rice to Riches,
right? No.
The lore is this.
Is it a pile of magic?
Well, yeah, a bit.
I believe it's the 90s when it first opened.
It was opened as a mob front.
Oh, I did hear this.
What?
Like laundering money.
Laundering money.
But then the rice pudding was too damn good.
And the city was like, it will not go away.
Well, it was making too much money.
It wasn't working as a front.
Wow.
Because the rice pudding was so good.
It is so good.
But doesn't that help the laundering scheme?
You would think. I think
it doesn't. I never watched Breaking Bad, just kidding.
This is literally
the plot of Small Time Crooks.
Yeah, exactly. That Woody Allen movie
with Tracy Ullman.
Wow, I thought you meant the network show.
Bad Girls or whatever.
Of course.
No, we're talking about the network show. Yeah. You know, Bad Girls or whatever. Of course. Of course. Of course.
No, we're talking about the Woody film.
Unfortunately, we are.
Lucia, you brought us here.
Sorry.
Just kidding.
Wait.
Oh, and so the rice pudding was literally too good?
I believe that's what happened.
I think that they had to buy out the mobsters or something.
And so now it's just, it exists free and clear.
That's fun.
That's like a victory for food.
It is. Food can be anything.
Food can conquer all.
Food can conquer all.
Food might get us out of this mess we're in.
This mess?
Are you speaking in the macro?
No,
this administration.
I believe it's still happening.
Isn't this outrageous?
It's so crazy.
I never thought we'd be here.
I never thought we'd be here.
That's the first time that's ever been said too.
You know,
one of the reasons I really like Hoppa
hot associate producer
Alec
is because
I came in here just now
and he was
watching Pete Buttigieg
videos
wow
Hoppa's with it
wow
you're with it
that guy's great
we met him very briefly
you did?
wait where?
I thought you meant Hoppa
no we met
that guy's great too
we just met him
he is great he's great so far so good it was like, we just met him. He is great.
He's great.
So far, so good.
It was like at a backstage of,
I mean, I don't need to,
but you know.
You can say it.
Whatever you want to judge.
Backstage at Larry King, honey.
Great job.
Miss King.
Doesn't age well.
No, no.
You know what doesn't age well?
Well, just that reference
because it's Charlie Rose.
You've got to remember Charlie Rose.
I meant Charlie Rose.
I meant Charlie Rose. Larry King does age well
he looks great
and he's sharp as hell
can I take that back
he actually doesn't age at all
I feel like he's been
a hundred for about
40 years
he's been
you know
yeah he's constantly
like in that
like kind of like
what's the boss
from the Simpsons
oh uh
Smithers
not Smithers
Smithers is the oh the assistant Mr. Burnsers. Smithers. Not Smithers. Smithers is the...
Oh, the assistant.
Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns.
He's like a Mr. Burns,
like eternally ancient.
Yes.
But always with it.
That's the thing,
he can never look worse.
You know?
So he looks great.
He can never look worse.
Exactly.
He's really, yeah.
Yeah.
He like set his image at like 80
and they were like,
this is like chic for you.
Right.
So they've preserved him.
Pickled him. Yes. Which we love. So they've preserved him as 80.
Which we love.
Which we love. Oh my god.
We really were just on a fun
Polly Lou little kick or
little viewing party marathon.
You guys were like, that was like above
average. That was like the early days of above average.
I was also a channel partner but
they didn't make our videos.
But they seemed to make a lot of yours and I was, well, that's because they're really fucking good.
Thanks.
That was a fun time.
It really was.
It was like we had just moved to L.A., and we just got to make stuff.
And we're actually now trying to get back to that place of just being able to be like, here's a fun, dumb idea.
We want to just go make it, and it doesn't have stakes, and it's just for us.
It was fun.
And, you know, actually, I think Alana produced
some of those Real Housewives,
because she was staying with us at the time,
but pitching Broad City, sleeping on our couch.
Truly like holding a boom.
L-O-L.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah.
And being like, okay.
She was ADing as well.
Like, it was very, but it was a really fun time to be making.
She's worn every hat on set.
It's true.
There you go. I believe that, too. Oh, but it was a really fun time to be. She's worn every hat on set. It's true. I believe that too.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
That is a thing though.
It's like as, as your careers like start to get bigger and like things get more, you kind
of do, you lose the opportunity to just do whatever the fuck.
Yes.
And that's it.
Then you kind of are like, oh, I missed that time.
But also at that time you were fully, I was waiting tables and like miserable.
Like how am I going to like find my next check?
But also you did have freedom to do kind of whatever the fuck.
Yeah.
And I,
I think,
I think it makes you braver too.
Cause you're like,
there's less eyeballs.
It's like whatever.
Yeah.
You know,
I missed that time for that.
Right.
Yeah.
And I don't know,
does it,
will it like loop back around to that kind of weird?
No,
it wasn't weird.
It was like a great time of just like all this stuff sort of
whatever was the best
I don't know
I always think to myself
like are people that are
super successful
are they actually able
to do whatever they want
like is
but no
I don't think so
well I think it depends
because sometimes you look at
I don't know
sometimes
and this hasn't happened now
for years
but I remember I used to watch
like Ben Stiller
at the Oscars
and I was like
no he didn't ask anybody yeah no he's just doing this thing and I'm not I'm passinger at the Oscars and I was like, no, he didn't ask anybody.
He's just doing this thing
and I'm not,
I'm passing no judgment,
good or bad.
I'm just like,
he's doing whatever he wants.
So I think sometimes
you get permission
but I don't know.
But you gotta be Stiller.
You gotta be Stiller.
You gotta unfortunately
be Stiller.
Well, I mean,
one of like the,
and correct me if I'm wrong
but I feel like the
prevailing narrative
of Broad City, especially when it first started out, was that it was like, and especially the writer's room was just like pretty like, it was just like self-taught.
It was these people who like came together and they were just like, we'll figure this out together.
And then it ended up being this thing that like broke open all these, it just like was so new and so cool.
And like that was what ended up sort of giving it its identity.
And like.
Chris was saying the other day that it was a lot of like stories from your life
about like being in New York and being young and like.
All of them.
Every single thing.
Happened to either one of us or somebody we know
or something that like happened to all of us, you know.
And that kind of made it feel like, oh, this is our story.
It has to be other people's story.
And I'll get it.
And it was true of the, in the room too.
People would be like, oh, I got locked out in this.
And they're like, I got locked out in this.
I got locked out in this.
So everyone had those twenties Bobo stories.
So yeah, I do think that's why people were like, oh yeah, that is New York.
Cause it really was.
Yeah.
It's like a, like a surreal, like that scene,
was it, she takes some sort of drug,
and then she's having a full,
she has a full day, and she sees that,
this is season one, I think.
This is two.
Two?
Oh, she sees Bingo Bronson.
Yes, yes.
Abby!
You know my voice, Bingo Bronson.
That's him.
That is you.
My nuka, honey.
That's Bingo.
Okay, that really struck true to me,
just having one cold brew.
I was like, that's me
with a little bit of caffeine.
I'm seeing mystical creatures and I'm
in Gowanus.
And you have painted on eyebrows.
For some reason, yeah.
And actually, from that episode, that crack thing
that Ilana cooks,
she cooked once for Lucia.
Yeah, she made me.
So she ate it, was like, I'm so high, went to me. We had to work once. So she ate it. Yes.
Was like, I'm so high.
Went to bed.
We woke up the next day to go shoot something.
Well, I'm going to back you up even a little more.
Go for it.
We actually did.
So I ate it.
And then I was going to go watch Paul do a show at Gentrify.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
Remember?
Oh, wow.
But I was so absolutely out of my mind.
Because what she actually had me do was actually eat weed,
like actual weed that she baked into it.
But like, you're just eating weed.
But she has a name for it.
What was the name for it?
Oh, shoot.
I should know it.
But it's denser than edibles, though?
Yes.
Yeah, those things can get crazy.
She was laughing to the point of tears.
But also, things would happen.
I forget what you did.
Something happened. And there was this moment of silence. And I, things would happen. I forget what you did. Something happened.
And there was this moment of silence and I was like, what?
Yeah, she was like, from the crowd.
She was out of it. I had to like
leave early. Took her home.
She went to bed and then she woke up the next day
just as high. We were making a short
and I was like, I had been like
for like a year being like, Paul,
I want to be in front of the camera too.
And so finally he's like, okay, let's do it.
And so we'd written a short that I was going to be in
and we woke up the next morning to be in that short.
So high.
And she woke up and she said, oh no, I'm still so high.
From the thing that she serves Abby in that episode
that causes the Bingham Bronson.
And then you had that experience.
You cannot just fuck around with edibles.
I swear to God,
one time I had an edible
that was cooked by someone at work.
It was a brownie,
and I thought,
it's like Alex,
who cares?
And I ate it,
and when I tell you,
I remember I ate it at work.
I worked at Brooklyn Crab in Red Hook,
and we went to this restaurant,
probably in Gowanus,
and I remember I sat down,
had ordered food,
took one sip of my red wine, and was like, oh, I have to leave right now or I'll die.
And I remember I left like and I lived pretty close around there.
I somehow made it to my apartment.
I remember thinking like seven or eight times I have to lay face down on the street right now.
Like I finally get there, laid in my bed.
But I realized I didn't want to lay,
it's like the kind of high where you're like,
you don't know whether you want music on,
not, lay down, stand up, walk around.
What happened in The Wizard of Oz with the tornado,
it felt like a giant picked up my bedroom
and threw it.
And I was projectile vomiting
and I was like, this is an edible,
this is marijuana?
Oof.
Alex.
Alex!
And now he's the GM of that place.
Really?
Wow.
Does he hook you up when you swing by?
Mm-mm, we have a toxic relationship.
Oh.
Sorry, we went there.
Can barely go there.
Oh, wow.
This is at BC?
This is at Brooklyn Crab.
I love the institution.
We love Brooklyn Crab.
But it's that thing of like, we were both servers together This is at BC? This is at Brooklyn Crab. I love the institution. We love Brooklyn Crab.
But it's that thing of like,
we were both servers together and he did this shitty thing one time
where it was almost 10 p.m.
and the restaurant was closing
and at 9.50 p.m. a table walked in
and he said to the hostess,
don't give me that table.
And she was scared of him
so she gave it to someone else.
And I was like, you're a piece of shit.
I was like, that sucks. I feel like I got in else and I was like, you're a piece of shit. I was like,
that sucks.
Like I fully got in his face
and was like,
you suck to work with.
You're not like,
like this is really like,
that was fucked up what you did
and I see it
and like,
I'm not afraid of you
and then he became GM.
Wow.
Social justice.
Okay.
That's standing up.
And that's why you just
keep your mouth shut
at your restaurant job
because it's just a job.
But I always got like very involved socially at my restaurant jobs.
Really?
At my service jobs.
I don't know why.
I think everybody does.
I mean, for me, that happened.
Like everybody right after we would end, especially if it was a weekend, would immediately go
and spend half the money they just made on drinks.
And then it'd be like this weird little circle of like who was going to hook up with who.
It was rough.
It became a community.
Yeah.
Yeah. Did you wait tables? became a community. Yeah. Yeah.
Did you weigh tables?
Oh, yeah.
I did too.
You did too?
Yeah.
I weighted at Tavern on the Green.
Wow.
And one Central Park South in the Plaza Hotel where you don't get tips because it's all
like tourists, you know, it's like European tourists.
And so I did not make my, I thought I would make a ton there and I made nothing.
Oh, gee.
Wow.
No, those like nice restaurants
often they're traps
yes
oh yeah
for the people working in them
yeah
you think it's gonna be
oh it's gonna be great tips
and it's really not
no
how long did you work there
I worked there for a summer
and then I worked at Tavern
for a summer
and I
it was like 100 degrees
in New York
in the summer
and you have to wear
like a tuxedo
in the outdoors so I one day at the end of my have to wear like a tuxedo in the outdoors.
So I one day at the end of my shift
walked off with a tuxedo and never went back.
I was like, I can't.
But you kept the duds. I did. I have like a mint green
very short tuxedo jacket.
Okay. Yeah.
Anybody wants to borrow it? I think it could be cute.
I should wear it to something. You really should.
And also I remember Justifying having like
bizarre clothes because like when you're in a sketch company,
it's a prop.
Please.
The amount of bizarre props we have.
Do you know that we have a storage container
in Hollywood?
Storage unit.
Oh, great.
Yeah, unit.
Amazing.
Wow.
Give us a little walkthrough.
Well, okay.
It had to be air conditioned because of the wigs.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't want the wigs melting or getting flat.
So air conditioned.
It's actually rule of culture number 93.
Take care of your wigs.
Truly.
Truly.
What's, what's, what's, how do you individually contain them?
Cause Cole does the donut boxes, the Edelman's cakes boxes.
Oh wow.
Oh, that's good.
He's serious about his very expensive.
Well, he has like very expensive wigs.
Yeah, his remarks are better than ours.
Yeah, yeah.
Ours are like.
Ours are container store plastic case.
Yeah, like, like Tupperware, you know, they're kind of just in there
but they're in a little bag
we try
in case we have to go back to sketch
have to get to
I also have a huge bin
and I refuse to get rid of it for that reason
I think I have a few bags of
like
mint green tuxedos and like wigs
that I'll never use,
but I won't give them away.
I have three prop guns just in a closet.
That's good to have.
That's problematic.
Thank you.
Did you ever travel to sketch festivals?
Of course every sketch in 2009 to 2013 had guns in them.
Well, I had a,
I was doing my second solo show,
sad sentence,
my second solo show at UCB.
Was that Full Blown Downs?
Full Blown Downs, yes, thank you.
And I had a suitcase full of props,
which included a gun,
a soft dildo,
a baby doll,
all kinds of things.
Like very, very, very,
because the baby,
you wanted it to look like a real baby,
so it was very, I got it in Gowan to look like a real baby. So it was very,
I got it.
I got it in Gowanus.
So it was.
I got it in Gowanus and it was scary.
Like it was for,
you know,
I don't even know who buys these things.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's for like sad people
who don't have babies
and they want like a real baby.
And we went,
we did the show,
such a smash hit,
such a huge success
that we went out afterward.
Celebrate.
We had some food at our favorite restaurant, now closed.
And when we got back to the place we were staying, I realized I left that suitcase with everything in the cab.
Oh.
And I had a show in LA.
I appreciate the we.
Yes.
We had a show.
We had to come back to LA to do it in LA.
So I had to track down.
I got the receipt.
I Googled until I found a PDF of a spreadsheet. Of taxi medallions. So I had to track down. I got the receipt. I googled till I found
a PDF of a spreadsheet.
Of taxi medallions.
Found this person's name
and number. Called his home.
Whatever. His home.
Called his home.
Called his home.
I had to go through three people until
somebody who spoke English was like
oh you're looking for my uncle.
He dropped your suitcase in Williamsburg
at the police station or in Greenpoint.
I went there.
And when I went there, they were like, uh-huh.
They went back and they had everything in evidence bags
because it was like weird ass, like dildos and baby dolls.
Totally true.
Totally true story.
And I was like, okay, this is only half of it.
Where's the rest?
I need my wigs and I need my MTV Europe t-shirt.
And they were like, the rest of it was sent to evidence holding in Queens.
This was the most insane.
We had to go to Queens.
We went to an evidence storage locker.
Which they were closing because by the time we got there, it took hours to get there.
It was really hard.
But you got mostly all of it back.
I got almost all of it back.
Do you remember what was missing?
Like what you didn't get back? I think it was some Yevgeny and Yevskaya stuff. I think it back. I got almost all of it back. Do you remember what was missing? Like what you didn't get back?
I think it was some Yevgeny and Yevskaya stuff.
I think it was.
Yeah.
I had an MTV VJ.
MTV.
I remember.
No, I remember.
I think wigs might,
it'll round the corner again.
It'll come full circle.
It'll come back.
It's like fascism.
It'll be like so in style and popular.
Like whatever.
Anyway, that was sad.
Whenever Bowen is stressed out at work,
I'm like, well, just remember, it's wigs.
That's good.
That's good.
But no.
I'm kidding.
That's even so reductive because Jodi is an Emmy award winning.
Okay, no.
Cut that part out.
We love Jodi.
We love Jodi.
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Okay, so listen.
Here on Less Culture Recess,
we do ask a question of our guests.
And that question gets asked each and every episode.
And it is a special question.
It is, what is the culture that made you say
culture is for you?
So this is the pop culture
or formative culture in your life
that you feel looking back, you were like,
okay, that's why I am this.
Ready?
Wow.
Yeah, let's go to Lucia first.
Road rules.
Whoa.
Okay, so.
Road rules and not real world?
Yes.
Wow.
Why not?
Why not real world?
Okay, real world, great, love it.
Yeah.
It got me in.
Yeah, sure.
And I'm grateful for that.
Thank you.
Yes.
But road rules showed me the world. Yeah. It got me in. Yeah. And I'm grateful for that. Thank you. Yes. But road rules showed me the world.
Yeah.
Wow.
Because the real world was only showing you the continental U.S.
That's exactly right.
A hundred percent.
Until it went to London and then we were opening the world, but still we're still closed.
Right.
Now road rules showed me, it showed me anything.
I'd never been to, you know, Tucson, Arizona.
I'd never been to the Caribbean. I'd never been to you know Tucson, Arizona I'd never been to the Caribbean I'd never been to these places
the world
the world
well because it expanded
those are the two places
first Tucson
then the world
and so I really felt like
I was able to
see the
see the world
through the eyes of people
who were older than me
but not dramatically
older than me
and they were like
fumbling and dumb
and like falling in love and doing stupid things and
getting drunk and making out in hot tubs, which was like, sounds good.
And they were hot.
But they were all hot, beautiful people.
And, but they were also, I don't know if I felt like showing me the world in a way that
felt like documentary without being boring.
Totally.
Yeah.
Um, and I loved it and I became obsessed with road rules and I would like, I, where I grew
up, Western Massachusetts has a lot of colleges.
This was really at the height of road rules when I was in middle school and high school.
A lot of the people from road rules would do speaking tours afterwards.
Would they go to UMass?
Yes, exactly.
UMass, Amherst, Smith College, Manhattan, and Hampshire.
What were their speeches about?
What did they lecture about?
They would talk about it.
It depends on who they were.
Like,
you know,
some people would talk about
drinking problems
or LGBTQ
or anorexia,
whatever it was,
their specific,
like the way they got in.
Their narrative.
Their narrative was then
what they would continue
to talk about,
but in a way that actually
was cool.
And I would go
and like watch them
and sometimes like, you and sometimes talk to them afterwards
if I could or whatever.
So it became this Socratic thing for you.
Were you really like...
I was going to say the same thing.
I was going to say it became a Socratic thing.
Plato and that, very that.
If we want to take it a step further.
And we do.
Do you? We do. I want to take this to the last step. Well, I don want to take it a step further. And we do. Do you?
We do.
I want to take this to the last step.
Well, I don't know about the last step, but the next step was that when I went to college,
I kind of thought what I was going to do with my life was try to create something that was in the realm of road rules
and that it would kind of explore
youth culture around the world because I was fascinated by it. And I wasn't exactly somebody
like never left my town. Like I traveled a fair amount, but not as extensively, I guess, as I
would have liked to. And so I really thought I was going to end up doing something that was,
I guess it turned out to be vice. So they got me there, but I really was really excited about that.
That's like kind of what I thought
I was going to do
and I
you know
it wasn't exactly like
comedy or directing
or performing or anything
obviously
which I got to later
but
but that is really
actually what I thought
I was going to do
with my life
and it was kind of
inspired by my love
of road rules
wow
they also like
road rules
and also real world
what I appreciate
about them is
they also expose like, Road Rules and also Real World, what I appreciate about them is they also expose, like, a lot of LGBTQ people
before anyone else.
Like, of course, there's, like, famously and iconically Pedro,
and that was also, like, an important, like,
step in the AIDS story, I think.
Huge.
But also, every season,
and I'd be actually curious to watch it again now
because I want to know
how much of a straight gaze
we're seeing it through
and how much it holds up
but just like
the representation period
of
and I guess like famously
Karamo too
now on Queer Eye
he was on Real World
oh he was?
yes
I didn't know that
the narrative around him
in his season
of the Real World
was like
what do you mean
this like straight seeming black guy is gay?
And that's like, I'd be interested to see it now, but I remember the two straight white meatheads were like, what?
But it was like, I guess important for many people like those two dudes to see someone like this.
And that is, I guess, what I really liked about those shows in the beginning and then it felt
kind of like
oh are you just like
putting a bunch of
different people together
that you know
are going to fight
because that's ratings
but it was important
there for a while
it was
Las Vegas was a turning point
Las Vegas was
it's actually
Rural Culture number 103
Las Vegas was a turning point
but prior to that
and that was the
Trisha season
Trishel
Trishel season
but prior to that it was actually just aisha season Trishel Trishel season but prior to that
it was actually
just a bunch of
interesting people
who were figuring it out
and they were like
weird types
and then after that
it just became
well season one
was like indie film
of real world
it really was
and then it became like
don't they have
like exes come in now
yeah
that was
there's like now gimmicks
to make them
like physically fight each other
it's become much more gladiator
it's like we found a racist
and someone
black
and we're gonna put them
in a house
and see what happens
like
it's very crazy
but road rules
and bikes
that was
it did add that travel element
and you
like it is like
for me growing up
like I
similar like
my world was pretty small
I would imagine you stayed
in western Massachusetts a lot
cause I was on Long Island
like all the time.
We never went to anywhere
except Orlando.
But seeing the world was like,
wow, that's kind of interesting
that there's a whole big world
out there.
And then the challenge, too.
The challenge.
Did you watch the challenge?
I did.
I was a little less
into the challenge,
but of course I watched it.
What am I kidding?
If I say The Miz,
we're speaking the language.
The Miz is like a comedian
famous comedian
yeah
I think so
what
right
I think
just but like
it has a website
that's like
it just has a website
I'll leave it at that
his website is
themizcomedy.com
or is he the wrestler
he's a thriving comedian
I'm looking it up
yeah look it up
please
oh my god
that's a good one
see like I never watched it
Road Rules well you didn't have cable you didn't have cable he my God, that's a good one. See, I never watched any of those. Road Rules?
Well, you didn't have cable.
You didn't have cable?
No, he's a wrestler.
He's a wrestler.
But I had a general awareness of these things.
But the only thing I have to add to this conversation
is that there was such a cultural locus of a moment
when people making out in hot tubs
was like the coolest thing you could possibly see on TV.
I mean, that was Trishel.
Oh.
That was Trishel and Steven.
Yes.
And that was,
remember there was like
a pregnancy scare.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Wow.
That was a good one.
That was a good season.
I auditioned for that season.
What?
You did not.
Yes.
You sent in tapes?
And I think Chris Kelly also,
turns out,
also auditioned for that season.
Wait.
So Chris Kelly was almost
the gay on a season of Real World?
Could you imagine if they met there?
You made,
oh my God.
That's actually my origin. Could you imagine? You guys would? You made, oh my God. That's actually my,
could you imagine?
You guys were the best friends.
Of course, that would have been my,
yeah, that's my origin story.
Oh, they would have broken season one of the other two
years ago.
Years ago.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't get that far.
I did it in person.
Wow.
Yes, I did it in person.
I didn't get very far,
but my thing,
I had like my whole,
because I, you know,
was well versed in this.
Yes.
And so I came in with like,
here's my point.
Here's my,
what makes me unique. Here's why you won. I think I just turned 18. Okay well-versed in this. Yes. And so I came in with, like, here's my point. Here's what makes me unique.
Like, you know?
Here's why you won.
I think I just turned 18.
Okay, cool.
Oh, young.
Yes.
And the moment the clock struck, I was ready.
You had an application filled out.
Yes, absolutely.
Yeah.
I was like, okay.
I mean, I don't need to get into my whole story,
but I dropped out of high school and got my GED.
But then I was a freshman.
I was in my first year at Columbia. I had transferred in. I played tennis. But I was also like, but I dropped out of high school and got my GED, but then I was a freshman. I was in my first year at Columbia.
I had transferred in.
I played tennis,
but I was also like,
but I'm also a virgin.
Like, I had all these things
I was going.
I was like-
Pastor.
Smart virgin, great.
Yeah, like I was like,
you just don't know with me.
Yeah.
And that was kind of my thing.
That is good.
That's a good hook.
And I didn't get very far.
Damn it.
You know, when I first met Lucia,
honestly, maybe the first few months I knew you, she auditioned to be a VJ.
Yeah, MTV.
I'd gotten kind of far on that one.
Yeah, I remember we met in the day and had a drink.
And you were going to, yeah.
Yeah, that one I originally did send in a tape and then I got called in a bit.
But they kept being like, you need to be a little more excited and a little bit more upbeat.
And I was like, that's not what I'm starting.
Can I tell you something?
I also auditioned to be a VJ.
And they told me to tone it down.
Because I was like, come on, guys.
I was like, I'm my natural.
They tell me this in every single audition.
They're like, cool, now do it normal.
Oh, no.
That's so.
No.
It's insane.
We would have been an amazing duo. Honestly, that would have been good. What a funny duo. That's the other two. That's good, yin yang. That's so. No. It's insane. No. No. We would have been an amazing duo.
Honestly, that would have been good.
What a funny duo.
That's the other two.
That's good, Yin Yang.
That's right.
That's what the other two should be.
Let's talk off mic about what the other two should be.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Okay, enough about me.
Is this VJ stuff post right after like the Simon Rex era of things?
This was like way past Simon Rex.
This is past Simon Rex, but right around when his solo tape came out.
Yeah, this is right around
like a butthole Simon Rex.
Inspiration for a Broad City storyline.
Oh!
Yes, that's right.
Yes, a fantastic arc.
I can take very little credit.
I can't take any really for that.
No.
Except for the masturbation.
But you guys,
but I mean,
a lot of that stuff was just like,
Simon Rex on a pool float,
and then they just had Trey on a pool float.
Yeah, I was on towels and yeah.
I believe he was on his back in a towel.
Yeah, he was on his back in a towel outside of the pool
and sort of like disassociating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, oh this is sad, but I'm still here.
It was the Native American thing
where his soul was being taken.
Yeah, of course.
The camera was taking his soul.
They were right about that with him.
Okay, let's move on to Paul.
Paul, what was the culture?
What made you say culture was for you?
Wow.
I think, honestly,
the thing that I used to watch that I think no one when I was 13 watched was absolutely fabulous. Wow. I think, honestly, the thing that I used to watch that I think no one when I was like 13 watched was absolutely fabulous.
Wow.
I used to watch it when I was a kid.
That was my thing.
Fab.
What was it about it?
Was it just like, I think this is funny and I don't know why.
Yes.
I think the specific thing was I was like, I don't get it.
I love it.
You know?
And the audience was so into it.
Yeah.
And even just in the translation of the language i was
like what are they talking about but i knew i liked the energy and i knew i liked it and i was
like i wanted to be in yeah and you know there are certain things that you get of course you get like
saffy you get you know you get saffy and patsy you get their dynamics so it's clear i wasn't like
you know yeah fully out i got some of it yeah i was like, I understood. But, um, yeah,
I think that was it.
Yeah.
There,
there are those things like that,
like,
it's like you,
you want to hear it,
but you don't know why or watch it for,
I say here because mine was,
I would listen to Margaret Cho standup albums without understanding a single joke.
But I knew that it was for me.
I was like,
I know this joke about like,
but sex is for me, even though I'm, I don't know me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I know this joke about like butt sex is for me, even though I don't know yet what butt sex is.
You know, I just was like, it's those things that you connect to and you're like, why?
And do you think a little, how did you hear about Ab Fab?
Well, it was on Comedy Central.
And I used to watch Comedy Central and I would watch like Premium Roast or whatever the stand-up half hours were.
And I mean back then it was like Paula Poundstone.
And it was just like – I feel like Comedy Central was very weird and I watched that a lot.
I watched Channel 32.
And Ab Fab was one of the things that they played.
So I think it was also like way after probably it was ever on in the UK.
Because then they would do marathons.
They would have marathons of a weekend.
It was just that.
So I think I, it was like the first thing I binged ever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
Binging has been happening for a long time. Cause that was a thing like on like MTV VH1 where there'd be whole weekends where just top model would be on the whole time.
Like that was like, that was like, does that still happen?
Like I remember at Law and and SVU marathons.
Oh yeah,
and you could just plant
and watch it.
And then you would.
I can watch all of that.
Yeah.
No,
because it's easy
and there is like an argument
for like that quote unquote
easy television to watch.
Like everyone's like,
this is like easy to write
or whatever,
but it's like,
no,
that's fun and good.
It's still television.
Like that's procedural.
It's,
you know the procedure.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah, yeah. And also sitcom, a situation it's you know the procedure yeah yeah yeah
yeah
and also sitcom
a situation comedy
we know the situation
it's clear
we can see it
this is actually
I'm happy you're listening
to this podcast
which is
what is sitcoms
yeah yeah
we should let people know
we should let people know
Alec is leaving
Alec is leaving
so what about this conversation
turned you off Alec
yeah wow he really got mad
should I speak for myself
yeah go speak I can't handle comedy oh wow So what about this conversation turned you off, Alec? Yeah, wow, he really got mad. Should I speak for myself? Yeah, go, speak.
I can't handle comedy.
Oh!
These normals.
I don't like comedy either.
Yeah.
None of us do.
Flat out, I really don't watch
a lot of comedy, though.
I watch only some.
Well, we've been watching.
We have been watching lately.
Yeah.
Comedy's changing.
Comedy's changing all the time.
But Chris and Sarah came in
and they were like,
the last thing we wanted to do
when we would go home
from shooting the other two
or just even writing it
was just watching more comedy
and seeing the production behind it.
Absolutely.
When we were making the movie,
we just watched all the Hunger Games movies.
We were like,
how do we escape and watch something not like anything?
The rare times we would watch
like a comedy or whatever
I'd be like
look at this coverage
how much time did they have
I don't get that much time
yeah yeah yeah
you know
what I think about sometimes
is like literally
like whenever there's
a small character
I'm like
yeah they booked that
you know what I mean
I think of their audition
I think of like
them being on set
and I'm like
I wonder how nervous
that actor is
because like if I have a small role in anything I on set and I'm like I wonder how nervous that actor is because like if I ever have a small role
in anything
I'm always like
I'm here
I can see that actor
kind of being like
I don't know
I just see
the work
of course
in a way
and also like
I wonder what take
of that that was
or I wonder how
they got there
sure
yeah
I mean like
god it's a curse
to be working
in the industry
it's such a curse it's such a burden I can't enjoy things anymore no but I mean like God, it's a curse to be working in the industry It's such a curse, it's such a burden
I can't enjoy things anymore
I mean, it is like
It's not an aversion
or anything, it's just a fatigue probably
For me, it's like, I go home
and literally
and what Chris and Sarah said was that they put on a house
a housewives
We heard theirs and
it was a lot of housewives
which we don't watch
and I have to be honest
sorry I don't mean to interrupt your
no no no
that was my thought
that
I have this feeling
where I
I don't really watch housewives
I've seen them here and there
if you say the names
I know Bethany
I know
who Durand is
but I don't like know
well you know Countess Luanne
well I do
well I'm a fan of her music
I even got that we love the music but we don't want don't know and no, no. Well, you know, Countess Luanne. Well, I'm a fan of her music. I even got that.
Love the music.
But we don't want,
don't know.
And it's,
I'm not asking,
I guess,
for you guys to like,
convince me because obviously it's like,
I don't need to be convinced,
but,
um,
why?
I just feel,
I'm just trying to like,
no,
no.
Are you asking us why we like it?
No,
I guess a little bit why you like it slash how does it not come off as feeling like
exploitative of women who are maybe a little bit. See, I slash how does it not come off as feeling like exploitative of women who
are maybe a little bit see i'm happy you asked that i was very anti the housewives like and
really even the kardashians i was like i sort of get why people like it but the housewives felt to
me like oh you're just like taking women who are like bored and potentially sad and maybe even have
like alcohol issues and you're pitting them against each other,
it's reductive, flat out, without having seen it.
Our friend Sudi fucking loved it.
But then I watched it and I was like,
actually, those are not often the narratives.
If they have an issue with alcohol,
it's the friends all being concerned
they have an issue with alcohol.
Am I convincing you at all?
So yes, there are the problems that you're saying.
I don't need to be convinced.
I genuinely just.
You're just curious?
Yeah, I'm curious.
I thought of Housewives in those terms as well
before I started watching.
And I'm still not fully like mired in it
like you might be or Chris and Sarah might be.
But I thought, wow, this is such a dumb show, dumb thing, and why am I
interested in these women are humorless?
But then you watch it, and like, in the cut, you see these little slice of life things,
and then you're just like, oh, like, they have these nuanced thoughts, too, and they're
sharing them, and they're like, going about their lives, like, not sure where like, where their money is gonna come from.
It's like,
it's like these are like,
I like it psychologically.
Psychologically,
it's interesting.
Because sometimes it's like,
to see these women who are experiencing this,
like,
heightened life,
the way they react to each other,
and like,
interact with each other,
I'm like,
that's so interesting that you would call her that.
And it's like,
you know what I mean?
Or act this way.
Right,
right.
And I think they are such characters.
Yes. And they look for that, that it's like, I just haven't seen? Or act this way. And I think they are such characters. And they look for that.
That it's like, I just haven't seen anyone like Sonia Morgan ever in my life.
And so I am fascinated.
I do think it's funny.
And then it is a question though, am I laughing at her or with her?
And I think actually Chris brought this up the other day.
Or Sarah brought this up in the room.
It's like, I don't know.
It's both.
It switches off between both.
And my thing is, it's a blueprint for conflict
or intimacy in which,
in terms of like,
you're seeing people be friends
in ways,
in all these different ways
and you're like,
I'm not gonna be,
I'm not gonna be a friend
like Dorinda is to Sonia.
Or I am gonna be a friend
like Bethany is to Ramona.
It's like,
you see these little examples.
Just by example,
you're like,
oh,
I like what's going on here. I, I like what's going on here,
I don't like what's going on here,
and I can pick and choose for myself.
And then the same goes
for when people get into fights.
I'm like,
oh,
they're dealing with this horribly,
or they're actually dealing
with this very well.
And it's sort of like,
it gives you a full tapestry
of like experience.
I found something positive
about it just now.
Sometimes when I watch it,
I'm more like,
I'm like,
I'm gonna tell this person
that I'm thinking something
because I just saw it.
Like,
it kind of puts me
in the space to be,
not like,
it doesn't drive conflict in me,
but it's like,
when I see this person later,
I'm going to just flat out tell them
and see if they respond
or how they'll respond.
And honestly,
I think from watching that show,
it has like,
encouraged me to say
what I think and feel
a little bit more.
So it inspires you
to be more honest
in your relationships.
Honestly, yes.
That's great.
That's good.
That's cool.
And that's positive for me.
That is good.
Do you feel you guys are honest in all your relationships?
I mean, yeah.
No, I don't like confrontation.
Yeah.
But I mean, I feel like I'm, but I do feel like,
because I always just think this when I watch a sitcom,
I'd always be like, just tell them what you did.
You know, like, Joey, tell Chandler you drank it all you know like i'd always be like just be honest
and then you can get it you know what i mean like yeah right so that always used to be a bump for me
with like i love lucy i'd be like just tell ricky you want the fur you know we can cut this off you
can get you know which i know is not you have such good for comedy conflicts for all of these
for i love lucy and. You want the fur.
Tell them you drank it all.
That's how you boil down Friends.
That and gay panic.
And gay panic.
But wait, boil it down for Ab Fab.
Because I truly, this is bad, me bad, media diet.
Me bad, media diet.
I truly, besides like Jennifer Saunders,
I'm like, I don't really know what else the show
sort of revolves around.
So I think it's actually based on a real publicist
in the UK.
Uh-huh.
And it was originally a sketch
because I also then, once I found out about them,
I started watching French and Saunders sketches.
Yes.
Which I had to get on VHS.
Uh-huh.
Because it's like, you know, I don't know.
It's so like, it's niche.
It's niche.
It's back.
It wasn't, you know. Yeah. And it's so it's niche it's back it wasn't you know
yeah
and
Don French and Jennifer Saunders
were a comedy team
and they did really funny
that stuff was easy to
because it was sketch
it was easy to
you know
relate to
it was very accessible
no matter what
whereas Ab Fab was like weird
like
rich
posh
English
Holland Park references.
And you were like, you know, it was very hard to access as a 13-year-old kid.
But yeah, so it's this woman who's like single mom, doesn't want to be a mom,
loves to drink, has a best friend.
It's kind of like Broad City.
It's like two women who are best friends and like get into trouble all the time
and should not be parents and should not be mothers.
Only one is the mother, right? It's like two women who are best friends and get into trouble all the time and should not be parents and should not be mothers.
Only one is the mother, right?
Yeah, just Jennifer Saunders is the mother to Safi, who's like a very type A buttoned up daughter.
The daughter's like the mom.
Who's always looking down on her and her best friend Patsy who get drunk and do drugs and go crazy and live a life of excess.
They do tons of drugs.
They do cocaine.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're constantly drunk.
I think Patsy smokes and falls asleep wasted and burns down the house in one episode.
Oh, my Lord.
Yeah.
Did that answer the question?
Yes, yes.
I don't know.
That's the dynamic of the show
is two best friends who get into a lot of trouble.
Get into a lot of trouble
and does share DNA with Patsy.
I also think it's a thing of like big,
broad characters
which I think
we all kind of saw
like growing up
like for example
Austin Powers.
Yeah.
I fucking lived for Austin Powers.
Yeah.
I loved how broad it was.
Yeah.
I loved how all the characters
were like stupid
and big
and even Ron Burgundy
I loved that shit.
Yeah.
And now I feel like
do they do that anymore?
No.
No. They don't do that
Miranda Sings did it
Miranda Sings
yeah
yeah
but that would then
break through
in like a mainstream way
where everyone was like
yeah niche show
so I feel like now
even the stuff
that I respond to
like I love like
Summer Heights High
I mean
I almost said that
but I was like
I don't think that's
what you're looking for
but Summer Heights High
was
Summer Heights High and most recently Pen15 is Summer Heights High for me now.
And I'm like, these are the things that are...
Because the performances are so anthropological and subtle and good, it's so real.
Even though the stakes are crazy heightened and it's insanely broad.
It's insanely broad for two adult women to play children or for
Mr. G or for Jemay to be
like a 35 year old
man who's playing like a girl who's dating a
7 year old boy. Those scenes when he's
breaking up with her like 7th grade boyfriend
I'm like, because you forget.
You forget. They disappear into those
characters. Even
in Angry Boys
just him playing
just the fucking Japanese
lady.
Forcing her son to be gay.
To be gay, even though he was straight.
I never thought,
I never had a problem with him doing anything.
It always felt so
honest. And that is, of course,
my place to say.
Honestly, and this is just me,
did not fully hate him playing an Asian woman.
I was like, but this is funny.
Also, your favorite sketch character ever is, of course,
Miss Swan.
Not ever.
I don't know about that.
I've defended her on a couple of things.
Oh, wow.
That's all.
Okay.
I don't know.
And it was whatever.
We don't have to get into that.
I missed that. I missed that. Because it really whatever. We don't have to get into that. But yeah, Brockhead.
I missed that.
I missed that.
Because it really doesn't happen that much.
It might come back.
I think it will.
Wigs?
Yeah, it might.
I think right now we're in this moment of important.
You know what I mean?
It's like everything on TV.
If it's not like sort of, you know,
this is why I loved Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
I loved the big characters. And I love joke, joke, joke, joke, is why I loved Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I loved the big characters
and I loved Joke,
Joke,
Joke,
Joke,
Joke.
I just really liked that.
It feels like you get that
and that's like out there
and this is why I love
the other two actually
is it feels like a combination
of these two things.
It's like heavy jokes
in the script
meets interesting characters
with a point of view
we haven't seen
but in the supporting characters
are big and fun like that.
But it feels like a combination between that sort of Tina Fey type sensibility of there's
jokes everywhere and also this sort of girls insecure type thing where it's like it's a
comedy because someone smiles every now and then.
Right, right, right.
Which is something Chris said the other day, which I thought was funny.
But it's a fusion of that
I think that is what I'm looking for in television
which I think Pen15 also has
but yes the other two for sure
is hard comedy but also has that
seriousness and groundedness
and heart
and also I don't know if you two would ever
just cop to this
but I feel like Pen15 exists
probably because Broad City exists.
I would say like,
Broad City changed a lot.
It changed so much
and like,
thank God it did
and like Pen15,
like I'm just like,
yeah,
like I'm like,
I don't know.
I'm not saying like
it needed one thing
in order to exist
or like be this thing,
but it's like,
it evolved out of this model,
this mental model
for people to be like,
oh,
well this succeeded
in some iteration before
and so let's do it and thank God and now it's like, oh, well, this succeeded in some iteration before, and so
let's do it. And thank God. And now it's
like, and Pen15 is honestly this show that
is totally not concerned
with prestige. Same goes for Broad City,
of course, but it's just about the jokes
and the situations and the characters
and the relationships. Like, that is
what, I don't know, is that fair to say?
Well, thanks. That's cool. I mean, I think
we all stand on the shoulders of giants. Wow you know there's there's stuff that I think we watch that make
us feel like that's you know like if it wasn't for strangers for with candy right you know like
would we even be able to make something that yeah like that was that hard comedy and I don't know
I think I think that's true I think you know there is like this zeitgeist evolution
of things that bleed into each other but I think
more than anything what I respond to when I watch
Pen15 is something that I think
is almost
subconscious and was true of Broad City
season one which was what you guys were talking about before
which is it was a lot of kids
without a teacher in the classroom
making things up and
I think season one certainly certainly, of Broad City,
and I don't know about Pen15,
but we had probably the least amount of notes we ever had
because it was like, maybe it'll work.
Go for it.
Try your thing.
You know, no one really knew.
And so there wasn't a lot of cooks in the kitchen
and there wasn't a lot of like network meddling.
You know what I mean?
There was just like, go try this thing.
And when it works, then there are more eyeballs on it
and there's more consideration
and it becomes a different thing.
But Pen15 does feel to me
like they're doing something
that tickles them
and it's very,
very distinct and specific
and the point of view
is like their own.
And I don't know,
you can feel that there's no adults.
You know,
it just feels like,
it just feels so fun.
That's great.
And that's the thing too
is like when you see the work
because you do that work, you can also kind of see when something's been watered down.
Absolutely.
I mean – and that sucks.
And I think now being aware of that, I go easier on like the creators of that thing because I'm like, well, that wasn't their fault.
You know what I mean?
Well, that's the thing.
I feel like edges can be rounded off so much because especially the more money that's invested in something, the more people are like, let's make sure it works and it's good.
And I think intention is always right.
You know, we always look for the note behind the note when we hear a note.
But when it has that much money, people become risk averse and they have to protect their thing to an extent.
And that means that unfortunately, I think a lot of the best stuff is risky.
Yeah.
And so it's like, you know, either invest very little or a lot or whatever, but no matter
what it is, just make it a risk.
I think it's more interesting.
Absolutely.
It might fail.
And I think in some ways, the fact that there's so many more platforms and there's so many
more offerings, you can still be risky.
Yeah.
Right.
And we've talked about this with Chris and Sarah.
It's also harder to like break through because there's, you know, there's so much going on.
Yeah.
It's like if you're on Netflix.
And also Trump's on the news constantly.
So it's like there's no think pieces about television anymore because yeah but
um i think trump the the fact that trump is everywhere might lead us towards what we were
saying like that kind of like idea of just i don't not more broad because broad isn't necessarily
better but like bigger sillier comedy yeah or like just like things that exist because they
want to exist in a way and not like things that are trying to be trying to say something
all the time.
I think potentially there could be a rise of rom-coms because it's like fantasy.
I think we're looking for an escape.
Truly.
Notting Hill was on and we like didn't stop watching it.
It's not like we hadn't seen it
but it's like
you just want that right now
I just want that
I want people who make mistakes
fumble through
and then do the right thing
you know
and then they're together
I love romantic comedies
I miss them
I loved Isn't It Romantic
oh it was fun
oh it was great
it was so fun
really fun
I stayed up till 3am
watching fucking
When Harry Met Sally
and I was like
this is so nice
right
you are the third person who's told me that in the last two fucking When Harry Met Sally, and I was like, this is so nice. Right? This is comfort food.
You are the third person who's told me that in the last two weeks.
When Harry Met Sally is having like a moment.
I'm just like reading a bunch of Nora Ephron stuff.
I'm just reading her old books, and I'm like, oh, she's got this.
One of the giants.
She fucking knows.
One of the giants.
That we still have on.
God, how good was Meg Ryan?
So good.
I mean, still.
She is so good.
But you see her, and I'm also like, are there people like Meg Ryan?
Yes, I'm sure there are, but I'm like, wow. She was just so good but you see her I'm also like are there people like Meg Ryan yes I'm sure there are
but I'm like wow
she was just so good
so we watched
Baby Boom recently
and that's another one
that you're like
oh of course
Diane Keaton
is Diane Keaton
hats gloves and shoes
you know this
she's Diane Keaton
but when you watch her
and something like that
you're like she did so much
in a scene where
there's no dialogue
you're like oh my god
how funny and good
and that's another thing
about noticing the work
is you can also notice when the work is really fucking good.
It comes really easily to someone.
Meg Ryan, that is someone you could take for granted
because she makes it look so easy.
Meg Ryan in her prime, when Harry met Sally,
you can't just learn how to be that charming.
That's a movie star.
She literally did wasn't,
she like did not have any acting training.
Yeah.
Just like came out
of journalism school
and was like,
I guess I'll try.
I didn't know that.
Yeah,
she was like,
I'll audition for commercials
because this is how I make money.
She was in a burger commercial
and then like people were like,
who's that?
Let's make her a star.
Yeah.
Damn.
And then she like had it
from the beginning.
Isn't that crazy?
You ever seen French Kiss?
You ever seen that?
Okay,
no,
this is one that I have to see.
I hear nothing but amazing things about French Kiss.
French Kiss is so good.
Okay, what is it?
What is it?
Some people think it's broad because Kevin Kline is in it and he's playing French, but
I'm like, that's great.
I'm like, give me Kevin Kline playing French.
Give me a French accent.
Here's the premise.
She's afraid of flying.
Her fiance goes to Paris, meets a woman and breaks it off.
Okay. fiance goes to Paris, meets a woman and breaks it off. So she gets on a plane
with someone who is this
French
cad, tramp,
smuggler.
And because of a little mix-up
with their bags, an intentional mix-up,
they become
kind of like a duo
as she tries to get back her fiance.
And he helps sort of navigate.
It is so good.
And let me guess.
You can't.
You really can't.
You can't.
I love that.
I miss that.
Like, I miss Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock in those types of movies.
Not that they shouldn't do whatever they want.
But like.
But yeah.
I do.
Like, I need that scene of someone telling someone what they mean to them in a high stakes environment with people watching.
Yes.
Like that scene at the end of The Proposal.
Yes.
When Ryan Reynolds comes in and there's actually a really bad continuity error in that scene, which I see every single time.
Like her hair.
The curse of being in the industry.
Her hair is fully styled differently.
Oh, no.
In one scene to the next.
It might be a reshoot.
You never know. Some hair person is so upset right now. I know. It might be a reshoot. You never know.
Some hair person is so upset right now.
It might be a reshoot.
If it's at the end, maybe it is a reshoot.
It might have been, to be honest.
She's like, what are you doing here?
It cuts to him, and then it cuts back to her,
and she's like, got her full spray tan.
Oh, my God.
No, not that, but her hair is so different.
This is like a drop, but I'm going to do it.
We did some reshoots for Rough Night,
and we did a screening,
and one of our characters
had cut all of her hair off
so she was wearing a wig
for a couple of the shots
but it was such a good
and expensive wig
you could not tell
unless you're RuPaul
and he was at the screening
and he was like,
the one scene,
Jillian's in a wig
and we were like,
yep,
and he was like,
it's good.
Oh my God.
We were like,
oh my God.
He cracked it but then he complimented it. He did say it was good. He said, no one else like, oh my God. He corrected,
but then he complimented it.
He did say it was good.
He said,
no one else will notice but me,
but I just want to make sure.
He's like,
I was pretty sure.
Angel on earth,
I'll say that.
What scene is the wig?
What scene is the wig?
They're eating pizza,
deciding what to do
pretty soon after the dance.
Yes,
yes.
And yeah,
there's just one little line
we needed to bridge
to cut the relationship.
Is she wearing a wig
at the wedding at the end?
I think she might be. Yes, and at the very end. But those are mostly wide shots, so we got to wait for cut that we didn't. Is she wearing a wig at the wedding at the end? I think she might be.
Yes, at the very end.
But those are mostly wide shots.
I've noticed that wigs
happen a lot
in those ending scenes.
Like in Legally Blonde,
at the end of the movie,
Reese Witherspoon
is in this egregious wig.
Oh, the graduation.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
At the graduation scene,
she tucks it and...
Does this in the front?
It's this insane middle part
that's a different color
than what she's just had
and it's just like
the way she's lit
she looks so different
and it's just so funny
yeah
but it is like
egregious
yeah
I
think
god I just love that movie
I really do
Bigly Blonde
which one
Rough Night
oh Rough Night
thank you
we need to bring it back
to that
no no no.
I know.
But like Elliot came on
and I was just like,
God, what a good fucking,
I just like bring it up
when there's any peripheral connection to Paul.
No, we do love it.
And also that is the cast.
The cast.
I mean, what a dream.
That is the cast.
Oh, can I drop?
Can I drop now?
Yes.
Alana, Angel on this Earth, was just talking to Zoe at this Christmas party I was at.
Uh-huh.
And she goes, Bowen, you should meet Zoe.
You met Zoe?
Well, I met Zoe when Mamoa hosted.
Of course.
It was literally the whole gang.
It was Mamoa, fucking Lisa, Zoe, Lenny.
What a group.
What a good group.
All in the dressing room. and then I had to run in
with monologue changes
and I was like
hey Jason
so
so it's between these two jokes
like we gotta make one cut
so
between these two
what do you like
I told you this right
and they were like
Lisa was like
it's gotta be this one
you make the Hawaiian God joke
and then
and then Zoe's like
yeah
no you know Hawaiian God
and then Lenny's like
wait what's going on
oh yeah that one
wait Lenny was there too
they were all
no way
making this decision
Zoe's funny
Zoe's funny
Zoe has something
where she really gets it
truly
she really understands
like
people will think this is funny
in a way that I should have
as much confidence
as she does
as the director
she watched an early cut
and there were some things
that didn't make it
and she was like
this joke and this joke
you need to put in
and we were like
I tell you what
we'll try it
we'll test it
and we did
and we did testing
and they were
they both killed
were huge
and we were like
you were so right
she really has a
she's smart
she's smart
she's funny
I love her
all of them
we love them all
her angels
she used to call them
my angels
they are the angels
I love them
we both I mean honestly could not have been luckier to have those women We love them all. Her angels, she used to call them. My angels. They're my angels. They are the angels. I love them all.
We both, I mean, honestly,
could not have been luckier to have those women.
They love each other.
They're still in a text chain.
Oh, they're really?
Oh, yeah.
And I think, I believe, you can ask her,
Kate carried around a picture of all of them.
Yes, I think she has.
I think maybe in her wallet still does.
Who knows?
She has paraphernalia in her office from set, I think.
You so bought the bond between them.
I was like,
I could just watch them do a whole four more hours.
Ty Burrell and Demi Moore.
Demi Moore is an icon.
They're both so hot.
I met Demi Moore.
Actually, I also met Jillian at Sundance.
And Demi Moore was coming in
and I was so gagged for Demi Moore to come in.
And let me tell you what happened.
So I'm interviewing Demi Moore
along with Jessica Williams,
Ed Helms, and Karin Soni,
who's on Miracle Workers.
Who's also in Rough Night.
Oh my gosh, yes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's so great.
And they're all in this movie together,
which is called Corporate Animals.
It's coming out soon.
It was at Sundance.
And it's basically about this corporate bunch
of people that work together.
And Demi Moore's the head of this company.
And they go on a corporate retreat.
And they end up, their guy dies.
And it becomes like a cannibalism situation.
Okay.
So it's a very heightened comedy.
So they're all wearing these,
like Demi Moore comes in,
she's wearing like all these fun clothes.
She's like here to promote her comedy. Yes.
So I'm like doing my bit with her.
I'm hosting for vulture and I'm,
I say to her,
you know,
you're the most iconic crier in cinema history because you famously
slayed in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle
when you said I was never good
I was great
and shot the thing
and a single tear
and I also said in Ghost
you beautifully iconically cried
just from the center of your eye
no face crack just one gorgeous tear
ditto
and then ditto
and then
no that wasn't that
but yes
it was that
no it wasn't
it was fucking
it was Patrick saying
I love you
no it wasn't
it was not ditto
you're thinking of the end
which is a different part
where she cries
and she cries in the end
not with the single tear
down the center
she does cry a lot
don't do that
oh my god
anyway
stupid bitch
so basically
I tell her this
That woman took off
Her sunglasses
No no no
Her tinted prescription glasses
And she cried right there
No
You can see a video of it
She is
Oh my god
I need to see it
Under fucking rated
She was so
Underrated
Underrated
She came to the set
And was like
I'll do whatever
I'll do whatever
We're like okay
You're gonna be eating Zoe out She's like great I love it She goes to this Can you dig like, I'll do whatever. I'll do whatever. We're like, okay, you're going to be eating Zoe out.
She's like, great, I love it.
She goes to this, can you dig a little trench so I can get low?
She had the PA dig a freaking trench so she could get down in there.
She is the best.
Ty came in fully, was like, okay, I'm this cheesedick guy.
Come in with a full-on spray tan, dark.
It was windy as hell.
I was stressed out.
Was it on location in Miami?
No, it was in the Hamptons.
We shot the whole movie in New York.
You know, when you want Miami, you shoot in New York.
And you put up 150 crew members in the Hamptons.
It was an issue.
It was an issue.
There was a lot of drama in terms of production.
But anyways, we're going to skip it.
We're going to skip it.
We're going to skip it.
We're going to skip it. Skip the drama.
Skip the drama.
Shot that in the Hamptons.
It's windy.
It's cold.
It's not really summer anymore.
And they came and they didn't complain at all.
And he had to get on a plane.
Truly, it was an overnight.
Yes.
Got right on a plane from Modern Family.
Wow.
He got on a plane at like 5 a.m., flew right back.
I mean, these two, everybody, never complained.
And talk about criers. I tell you
what, Scarlett was like, how long
we had a scene where she had to read a letter and cry.
She was like, when, because there was no one
else there. It was just, you know, she was just reading.
She was like, how long do you need? And we were like,
30 seconds to a minute. Just, you know.
She was like, okay. Truly read it.
I think we're more specific. I think we're like 47 seconds.
Read it, read it, read it.
Looked up, cried with her two camera eye, wiped it.
And we were like, that's it.
That's it.
One take.
We had one take.
She could do it in two camera.
I needed more takes, but we didn't have time.
And so she made sure we got in one take.
That's a pro.
What a pro.
I mean, also, oh my God.
Love her.
I love Carla Johansson.
I have for years.
I have since Ghost World.
Yeah.
Ghost World. So. Ghost World.
So good.
So good.
I mean, also,
she had that one year
where it was Lost in Translation
and Girl with a Pearl Earring.
And I remember this was like
when I was first starting
to really kind of like
try to watch like,
you know, adult movies.
And I was like,
I'm going to see both of those.
Didn't get either one of them.
Lost in Translation,
all the themes
went right over my head.
And I almost watched it on a plane,
actually, the other day.
Because I was like,
maybe that's a good one to revisit.
I picked Sex and the City, the movie.
It was just the mood I was in.
Oh, that's fine.
The plane dictates.
The plane will dictate.
The plane will dictate.
Just do what you want.
I often am like,
I should be watching this
because I haven't and I should now.
But I'm like,
I'm in this mood.
When you're on the plane,
the plane dictates.
Exactly.
That's actually a rule of culture. When you're on the plane, the plane dictates it. That's actually a rule of culture.
When you're on the plane,
we're deep in.
Jumped up. When you're on a plane,
the plane dictates it. And honestly,
the plane dictated the other day that I watched
the Whitney documentary.
Oh, haven't seen it. Devastating.
The Sex and the City of the Movie, because I had to lighten it up
after that. Of course. And then Tully.
It's a long flight.
This was going to pass.
She was long.
Yeah, Tully's good.
Edit down that pause.
You know what just happened?
When you said Tully, I thought
the one where Tom Hanks lands a plane in the water.
Sully.
Which I did not see.
I was like, I didn't see it, but Tully I did like.
I think that
Charlize is great.
Charlize is my favorite.
She is so great.
Do you like Young Adult?
I love Young Adult.
Young Adult is so good.
Can I tell you,
first 20 minutes,
Young Adult,
basically the cold open
until the sequence
when she puts in the tape
into the car
and starts driving
I was so
gagged
to use a little
to put a little
mat on there
I was so gagged
by that first 20 minutes
that I had to
stop the movie
and pace around
my house by myself
oh I love that
cause I was like
this is
so
brilliant
the moment
it's so well observed printing out that picture of the baby and the printer not working I was like, this is so brilliant. It's so well observed.
Printing out that picture of the baby.
And the printer not working.
I was like, this is me.
I mean, that movie, towards the end,
the end loses me just a little.
Sorry, Jason Reitman, love you.
But I just felt that that movie,
that was a nice little chunk of culture for me.
I agree.
The end loses me a little bit too.
I wish she doesn't sleep with Patton Oswalt.
I felt like,
but then again, it's like.
I don't mind that.
You know what?
It's like,
it's kind of like the way I felt
about the end of Girls,
where it was like,
wow, Marnie isn't gonna grow at all.
It's like, no,
some people,
they just don't grow.
Right, right, right.
And I thought that was a true,
that felt right to me.
It wasn't actually the sleeping with Patton's sister
that was the problem for me
it was the next morning
being a bitch to his sister
yeah yeah
that I was like
I was like
you've learned a little
you could
yeah
there should have been
some arc maybe
but the takeaways
that maybe there
or just be nicer
about like
don't go to the city
you know
I don't know
I just want the
teeniest redemption
you know
the fun moment
we're gagging
for redemption
we're gagging
for redemption
I love that
I love that
but
wait
but also
that movie
and Tully 2
made me want to
go back and
re-examine Diablo
Cody like in all her work
because I remember
when Juno came out
I think
Juno was presented to me.
As a movie that you should hate?
No, as a movie that I was supposed to.
Because I think that's bullshit,
because I love, I fucking love Juno.
No, I think I would love Juno now,
but at the time they were like,
this movie is produced by Judd Apatow,
and I was really looking for this to be like an,
like a 40-year-old virgin type LOL movie,
and wasn't ready for like the drama.
I remember I went with all my
like guy like friends in high school um kenny kevin carl and nick the three of them wow and we
all went together and i remember just like sitting there and feeling self-conscious because i had
been like riding hard to see this movie right and they were like why are we seeing this girl
you know what i mean like right i don get, what's the hamburger phone thing?
I don't understand.
And I was like, oh no, this is maybe for me later,
but then I really hated it,
and I need to go back and see it now.
But the women in that film,
like fucking Ellen, Jennifer Garner,
and even Allison Janney, so freaking good.
Jennifer makes that whole movie. Jennifer Garner and even Allison Janney Allison Janney so freaking good Jennifer makes that whole movie
Jennifer Garner is great
her levels of empathy
in that movie
and jealousy
and just all of it
is so well
it might be
her best work
except for 13 Going on 30
wow
thank you thank you
I like her most
when she's playing a child
I like that
I like that
I think that's like
a good sweet spot
that scene at the end
of 13 Going on 30
where she's like
you're my best friend.
Yeah.
That is so good.
And we need a rom-com.
Another rom-com.
We need a rom-com.
I think we do.
Why don't you guys write in direct?
Okay, rom-com?
Yes.
Great.
You know what?
What's the rom-com you want to see?
What's the rom-com you would write?
We actually do have a rom-com on the deep background.
The deep, deep.
Like, as in, we've had one conversation about it.
Which one?
The one with Carrie.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
So it's essentially a version of...
Because we're working on a show that's a rom-com show.
Yes, we have a rom-com show.
International rom-com show we're working on right now.
Yes, we love.
Oh, great.
Yes.
Four couples around the world, anyway.
Oh.
All loosely connected.
Oh, okay. That's a, yeah. Four couples around the world, anyway. Oh. All loosely connected. Oh, okay.
That's, yeah.
That's all we can give you.
No, that's truly all I want to know.
And I love a dangle.
I love a dangler.
Okay.
My best friend's wedding.
Huh?
It's like my best friend's wedding.
Yes.
Which is my favorite.
But it's a girl and her best friend,
and she's gay,
and it's her ex-girlfriend, essentially,
and her ex-girlfriend is marrying a guy.
And she's like, I'm pretty sure we should be together.
Right.
And so there's like a moment where like it seems like maybe it's going to happen.
And the movie is exploring maybe the like couple months before the wedding.
Like, was that really a relationship?
Was it not?
Was it just one way?
Was I, am I like gaslighting myself?
Yep.
And trying to be like, is this about and trying to be like is this about orientation
or about
what is this about
yes
this is so good
and rich
is that a good pitch on that
did I pitch it okay
loved it
loved it
it's about heteronormativity
and also unrequited
situations
that everyone can relate to them
and I think
and also like
through what we're saying before
specific POV
and lens
we need we need.
We need.
We need.
We do need.
I'm doing this.
Tell them what I'm doing.
Wait, what are you doing?
Hang loose.
Hang loose.
This is my favorite thing to do now.
Is it?
I like doing hang loose.
Fucking hang loose.
We do hang loose.
Fucking, I gag.
We did our LA Lyric Hyperion show last night,
and Matt and I told each other we were going to come out
and pump our fists, but with the hang loose.
Oh, I was kidding
live show
Genevieve was there
yeah Genevieve
Genevieve was there
she's raving
I am for Genevieve
oh my gosh
can we shout out
Genevieve
the real Genevieve though
if you're not following
on Instagram
you're not following
the funniest Instagram
Joe and Booster and I
had a conversation
where we both agreed
best social media presence
actually yes
unrivaled
unrivaled
wow
she is very talented she's so talented so fucking funny that character where she's ordering food where we both agreed best social media presence. Actually, yes. Unrivaled. Unrivaled. Wow.
She is very talented.
She's so talented. She's so fucking funny.
That character
where she's ordering food.
Yes.
Oh, no, no.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But then,
Alamodraft House.
You've seen Alamodraft House.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, my gosh.
It's a veritable gold mine.
That's a girl who watched
Summer Heights High at 14 or something.
Yeah, I remember giving her
a thumb drive of Summer Heights High
when she was truly in middle school
and being like, bitch, get ready.
Before it got to HBO, probably.
Yes, way before.
My friend was living in England
and they had it
and she brought it on a flash drive.
God, wow.
Yes, a lot of English, Tom.
That's a good gift.
That is a good gift.
Isn't that so crazy?
Genevieve can actually say
that Summer Heights High is culture for her?
Yes.
How old is she?
She just turned 28.
28.
22.
No.
This is the place you put it in writing.
I was.
Because I remember, I think I remember, I watched Summer Heights High like around freshman year of high school.
Yeah.
I was in this room with her and then I was like, God, Genevieve is like the coolest fucking chick.
She is.
And she's probably like, and this is, I mean this as a full like compliment she's like a fully formed like person
like woman who's like
like just nearing 30
and then I found out
that she's like
a full year younger than me
and I was like
fuck
but no we love her
oh wait a minute
hold on
we just have to
quickly shout out
Lucia's
first on screen
turn on broad set
oh
oh my god
really
hysterical
so good
that was so good I have my pedophiles here okay so you can come and I just her known broads. Oh, oh my God. Just really, really hysterical.
That was so good.
I have my pedophiles here. Okay,
so you can come
and I just,
I repeat,
and they are happy
to see you.
They're very excited to,
they're excited to meet you.
Like,
as if that was like,
you made so many good,
subtle,
you made such good choices
and I'm,
I have my pedophiles here.
So funny.
Not scripted.
Not scripted? Well, pedophile, here not scripted not scripted
well pedophile
no it wasn't in the script
it was
it was worked on
on the set
let's say that
it's worked on
on the set
but then you guys
got a real pedicab
the pedicab was
it was there
oh but then you guys
the app pedophile
is perfect
my pedophile's here
my pedophile's here
to people who love pedicab
so good
thank you
it was
it was really fun
and I loved doing it
what was the condition?
Just the last thing.
Malodorous dentata?
Pundenda.
Malodorous pudenda.
Pundenda.
Smelly Pussy Donna is the character's name, if you guys aren't caught up yet.
Yes, yes.
A friend of Abby's from college.
Catch up.
Smelly Pussy Donna, catch up, guys.
Catch up.
She went to Micah.
She went to Micah.
Yes, Micah.
She did.
She did.
Okay, great.
I think it's time.
It's time for I Don't Think So.
Oh, my gosh. I don't think so oh my gosh
I don't know if I can
you have to
I might not
wait you did
you did
one of the best
troll bowls of all time
get out of here
you did Paul
yes you did
get out of here
and also this is my
favorite thing about
what happened
immediately before that
so you guys were in
I think the first
or second group
and Joel Kim Booster
famously always has
poppers on him
at all times
this moment was
absolutely iconic
I was scared
actually
I heard it
this is what I'm saying
because I look back
Joel puts the poppers
under my nose
which if you're ever
around Joel Kim Booster
you have to cover your nose
because he will put poppers
in your nostrils
and he loves to
make your butthole
that is
dialing
that is not okay
he's got the dense industrial stuff.
He truly has them on him at all times.
And he goes, all right, before we go, we're going to do poppers.
And I was like, okay, I'm down.
So we did them.
And I look back and Paul, you were just in a state of shock.
And then Sabrina Jalise comes up and I think took the largest hit of poppers I've ever seen.
Two.
And then did her I don't think so honey
and like I could see
her eyes were just black
she was like
I thought she was gonna
fall off the stage
honestly
I was like oh no
Sabrina is
the next level
Sabrina is amazing
absolutely love her
and then
what immediately followed that
was
oh my god
the troll bull that you picked out
was Mariah Carey
thank you
and there was not
a moment's hesitation.
Do you have a left ear?
Well, does she?
Does she?
I don't know.
Does she?
I don't know.
Does she have left ear?
Oh my gosh.
And you know when you do troll bowl,
then you leave and you're like,
here's four more.
Here's four more things I could have said about Mariah Carey.
You know what I mean?
It's like-
What I do now is I don't prepare any of them at all.
So just what comes out, comes out.
That's good. And then I can't get upset. Oh, that's good. We also have to do hundreds all the time. What I do now is I don't prepare any of them at all. So just what comes out comes out. That's good.
And then I can't get upset.
Oh, that's good.
We also have to do hundreds.
I know.
I know.
Like we were literally today, we're like, oh my God, which ones are we going to do?
And I think I have good ones.
But that's great.
Great.
Now, whatever you'll see.
Do you want, okay, you have one prepared.
Well, why?
We don't do Trouble on the pod.
You know, who did we just do Trouble with?
We just did Trouble with, oh, Tawny Newsome.
Tawny Newsome pulled from the Trouble.
Oh, wow.
Because she famously doesn't prepare.
Star of Woman Up.
Yes, Star of Woman Up.
Oh, wow.
Okay, but yes, you have the option if-
But I want to hear what's up there.
Okay, but Matt, you want to go first?
I do want to go first.
Okay.
This is Matt Rogers' I Don't Think So Honey.
His time starts now.
I don't think so honey that I'm obsessed with the trailer
for Us, but I'm not going to see Us
because I'm too fucking afraid.
I don't think so, honey, the movie Us.
You are far too
scary if every literal
thing I'm reading is true. I do not like
scary movies. It physically hurts me to
watch them. However, I don't think so,
honey, that in order to be part of the cultural
conversation, I will have had to see Us. Today, we were in the back of a lift, and I don't think so, honey, that in order to be part of the cultural conversation, I will have had to see
Us. Today, we were in the
back of a Lyft, and I don't think so, honey, the
commercial for Us, when Lupita Nyong'o
talks in this voice,
I was like, that is the most scary thing
I've ever heard in my life. I am absolutely not seeing
it. I don't think so, honey, that I've watched the Us
trailer approximately 400,000 times.
I am obsessed with it.
I do think so, honey, what they do with that song. I got five with it. I do think so, honey,
what they do with that song.
I got five on them.
Whatever they do with the orchestra.
Fuck that.
I want to see that.
Will I see that?
I don't think so, honey.
I am far too afraid.
Jordan Peele,
I don't think so, honey,
that you are so good
at what you do.
Five seconds.
Because even in terms
of trailer construction,
give that trailer an Oscar.
It terrifies me,
intrigues me,
and I'm fucking pissed.
And that's one minute. Woo! Wow. Yes, yes an Oscar. It terrifies me, intrigues me, and I'm fucking pissed. And that's one minute.
Wow.
Listen,
do you guys do scary movies?
I don't. I mean, I did Get Out, but I don't
really. We'll see if it's like beyond.
We'll see Get Out. We'll see Hereditary, but generally
hate them. Actually, we did see Hereditary.
Did you all go together?
Chris said that you guys, or they took
Darcy and I did Anni and I. Darcy doesn't
see scary movies. We did not like it.
We did like it and I don't usually like those movies.
I didn't find that one to be scary for some reason.
It was just the alligator.
The end was just too bizarre
to be scary to me.
It wasn't psychologically disturbing.
I heard it was gory
and like
Hoppa is nodding his ass off. Hoppa is like, oh yeah. I can't do gory. like like Hoppa is nodding his ass off.
Hoppa is
oh yeah
I can't do gory
he just made a motion
to his intestines being out
it's a no.
yeah yeah yeah
but if you could
I feel like if people
I feel like Hereditary
is probably the scariest
and most shocking movie
I've ever seen.
Oh that movie
is very scary.
Just for the one
the one moment alone.
Like 40 minutes in?
Yes.
Yes.
And I'm just like
that wrecked me. That fucking yeah I'm a changed person. I still think about it all the time Yes. Oof. And I'm just like- That wrecked me.
That fucking-
I still think about it all the time.
I do too.
And I'm like,
I can't believe-
Do you have siblings?
I do.
No, see, that's-
I just thought about my mom
and I was like,
oh my God.
I know, I know, I know.
See, it's-
Oof.
It's true.
Do you know how hurtful it is
for me as a gay man
to know that Toni Collette
is giving a tour de force
and I can't see it? That must be- Do you know what that does to me for me as a gay man to know that Toni Collette is giving a tour to Forrest and I can't see it?
Do you know what that does to me?
I cannot imagine.
You're missing out on some quality.
That's my trauma.
You're missing out on some quality and dad stuff too.
Oh, yes, that's right.
You really know how to stick it in and break it off.
This is not fair.
Stick it in and break it off.
Stick it in and break it off.
All right, but I'm just saying
like
it took me literally
nine months to see Get Out
because then when the Oscars
rolled around
I'm like
I was like
I had my SAG screeners
and I was like
I gotta see it
because also like
I want to be able to talk about it
and then I fucking loved it
but I did that thing
where it's like
I would like
scroll ahead and scroll back
and scroll ahead and scroll back
I'm a psycho
I can't
she wikis things
while we're watching.
And I'm talking about
a lot of times television.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She'll be like, I can't, I can't.
I got to wiki it.
And I'm like, how can you do this?
Literally.
You know the ending
of Finding Neverland.
You don't need to wiki it.
In the lift today,
I googled us spoilers.
I googled us movie spoilers.
Leaving Neverland.
We know the end
of Leaving Neverland.
We do, we do.
Now is the time
for Bowen Yang's
I don't think so honey
and his time starts now
I don't think so honey
pre-exposure prophylactic
prep baby
I don't think so honey
that it's killing
my sex drive
oh and also
I don't think so
wait what is this
a prophylactic for
me getting fucked
because I'm not
getting it in
honey
and look why
this is
this is like
the dumb irony
of all this
is that you're
gonna fucking
out me
did you prep shame
me earlier
I can't tell
if that was prep shame
no I tried to
encourage your
sexual activity
well anyway
it's not happening
in any case
that's not my fault
well it's
your fucking fault
I hate that I have
to now take this
blue pill
every day
and feel
feel very confused about like well I guess I should take this blue pill every day and feel very confused about,
like, well, I guess I should put this to good use,
but oh, wait, I have no access to putting this to good use.
15 seconds.
It's very sexually confusing.
I'm sure I have prep queens out there
who feel the same way.
Prep queens.
Please DM me only to talk about this,
only to commiserate in our prep queen-ness.
Nothing else.
Five seconds.
I don't want to have sex with you
because, as I said before, prep is killing my sex drive
and I'm only taking it just to have the peace of mind.
And that's one minute.
Wow.
I don't know.
Here's the deal.
What?
We have to get you laid tonight.
No, no, no.
We're going to a warehouse party.
I have to see my parents in 12 hours.
You know how long it takes to have sex?
Yeah, no.
You can't have sex within 20 to 36 hours. No. You can't see your parents. Exactly. You can't. You know how long it takes to have sex? Yeah, no, you can't have sex within 20 to 36 hours.
No.
Exactly.
You can't.
You can't do that.
That's my rule.
I don't know.
I'm going to wingman you hard tonight.
You don't have to do that.
Yeah.
You're going to be.
I encourage you to look out for yourself.
What am I going to be?
What do you mean?
You said you're going to be.
I said you're going to be like on your own little prowl
and it doesn't have to do anything to do with it.
Honey, when I go to the club,
it's not about the prowl.
It's about dancing.
It's about the lights.
It's about the environment.
It's about the music.
Okay.
No, it's not.
Anyway.
Okay, so who's going first?
I feel like.
I'll do it.
Lucia
I'm gonna do a little
half reading
okay she's got a
she's got a reading
I got a thing
she's got a reading
she's got a reading
this is Lucia and
I don't think so honey
her time starts now
I don't think so honey
gender reveal party
oh
yes
you wanna have a baby shower
go fucking off
we're happy for you
that's fine
you want gifts for your baby
hell yes bitch put that Mima Zari stroller on your registry shower, go fucking off. We're happy for you. That's fine. You want gifts for your baby? Hell yes,
bitch. Put that
Mimazari stroller on your registry. I'll buy
you that shit. I'm rich.
Gathering your friends and
family to reveal the gender of your child
is fucking archaic.
This obsession
with binary is
stupid ass. You're not
revealing gender. You're revealing anatomy and if you don't
know the difference, you shouldn't be bringing a child
into this world, honey.
Okay, and you're going to release a hundred
pink balloons into the sky.
Think about the turtles.
They have to choke on your
hot pink glitter because you needed to reinforce
heteronormative stereotypes.
I don't think I'm getting you that Mimazari
stroller anymore because I don't think so, honey.
Oh!
And that's one minute.
And we have one minute.
There we go.
Honestly, I have said before,
I don't think so, honey, balloons
for this very reason.
It's environmentally...
Bad.
Threatening.
And the ones that say
that they're environmentally friendly
are lying.
Absolute liars.
It's not true.
Oh my God, that's the new scam.
That's big rubber.
That's big rubber.
And also, I don't think so, honey,
gender reveal parties, I totally agree,
because guess what?
Not always 100% correct either.
Oh, I'm sure.
And also, then you look like a freak and a fool
when you've painted your whole house blue.
Also, who said that blue was the boy color?
Well, actually, do you know that blue
used to be the girl's color because it was the Virgin Mary.
Okay.
It used to be the Virgin Mary was like blue.
Oh, okay.
And that was girls.
But honestly, I think it had something to do with Hitler being like pink is for girls.
I don't know exactly.
Is that true?
That is a hilarious misnomer potentially to spread.
Hitler made pink for girls.
I think that might be true.
But anyways, I also am like, it's such bullshit.
Because you always see like dads being like, yay, when it's girls color.
And it's like reinforcing it for all the children that are there that guys are like wanting boys.
Exactly.
It's just all so gross.
It's like so, it's so gross.
I hate it.
And like TBH, I don't want to hear that you'd rather have one or the other no because that will
like once you put that out there like everyone hears it and if you have the other one it's like
yeah everyone it's a secret yeah yeah it's like i wanted a girl but it's okay i'm like yeah it's
just yeah that's no like what and it feels like honestly it's being pushed by moms i'm sorry to
like mom shame in this way but i'm like, it's a party to like,
be like,
here's the,
I don't know.
I'm getting,
now I am becoming like,
well,
not if you like,
don't carry it,
whatever.
I'm just like,
it just feels like it's like a party to be like,
I can use my body to have a child,
which is a beautiful,
great thing,
but like to be like,
and the result of it is the thing that's important.
The gender of it is what's important.
I'm like,
just have a baby party. It's like a new life. It's a new life party. Also, you know, the thing that's important. The gender of it is what's important. I'm like, just have a baby party.
It's like a new life.
It's a new life party.
Also, you know, not necessarily it's gender.
It's not.
That's exactly right.
It's the anatomy, not the gender.
Gender is drag.
Then you'll get real cool.
Gender is drag.
All gender is drag.
All gender is drag.
Thank you.
That was a rich one.
That was a rich one.
Socratic even.
I feel it.
Okay.
I think it's time for Paul Downs
Do you have a left ear?
Am I gonna do it?
Yeah
Oh my god
Okay so it's been discussed
Okay
Because I was
Well yeah okay
It just happened
It just happened
It just happened
truly 30 seconds
before I walked in
Oh my god
I can't wait
This is called
W Downs
It's I Don't Think So Honey
It's time starts now
I don't think so honey
I don't think so honey Don. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
I don't think so, honey.
Don't make me come on a podcast and write a minute
of brand new material
when all I want to do
is shoot the shit, honey.
I am too busy writing film
and television and theater.
No, he's rich.
Yes, theater.
Yes, theater.
Yes, honey.
I wrote two I don't think so, honeys
and then I was told they'd been done before, honey.
We are an institution.
It's stressful, honey.
This is the best podcast in America.
No!
Yes, and you are the best host, charming and funny.
You are enough.
No!
We don't need this.
We don't need a gimmick, honey.
If I want to do homework, I'd go back to school, honey.
But I'm not going to go back to school, honey.
Oh my god, I don't have the time.
No, 15 seconds. Okay, don't you worry.
Oh god!
I'm not going to go back to school, honey. And it was going to be that
I don't have a full minute because I don't think so, honey.
I don't think so, honey.
And that's 55 seconds.
It was more than I thought it was going to be.
That was incredible.
I love being tracked.
It made me sweat. You know I That was incredible. I love being tracked. It made me sweat.
Because you know I love you guys
and I love the pod.
Oh my God.
But I did write two
and then Genevieve was like,
I think that one's been done.
Well, we didn't tell you
that it had been done.
What were the two that you had?
Dog People.
Dog People.
Sooty Green.
Well, the other one hadn't been done,
but I was doing it as a secondary,
which was Restaurants with Bad Bread.
I'm like, oh.
But Restaurants with Bad Bread, I don't, Oh! But Restaurants with Bad Bread,
I don't think so, honey.
But then I just truly said that.
I was like, I don't think so, honey.
I might do it.
But you know I love you, right?
Everything's cool.
Listen, just, here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
Okay.
I emailed these two after the show
and I was like, I genuinely was very excited.
I don't think I've ever been so excited to have people on.
That is so nice.
Yeah, I was like, the live show,
I can't believe you guys came out and did it.
We were honored, no joke, honored.
Yeah.
Lord and word.
Love, Joel, we did miss you.
I was FOMOing the most.
You were really missed that night.
I was FOMOing the most.
It was so fun. That was a fun one was FOMOing the most It was so fun
That was a fun one
Yeah
That was great
It was really fun
And also
I felt bad
Because it was raining so much
And I made everyone come downtown
Yeah
But like
It's fine
It was so fun
Honestly
I feel like it's a great way
Also to see so many people
You haven't seen in so long
Yeah
It is like a bizarre region
And the crowd is lit
You have a great house.
I mean, the people were into it. They were going nuts.
It was really fun. Also, the thing
is about I Don't Think So Honey is like, truly,
I Don't Think So Honey
is nothing.
We thought no one would ever listen to this podcast
when we started it. We were like, it's like an hour
and a half of time we scheduled each work.
It's like, have a play date.
Then they were like, well, you should have a segment.
And I was like, okay.
And so we came up with I Don't Think So Honey
because it's something we said to each other all the time
when we were stupid fighting.
And Matt was like, it'll be a minute of us
just ranting, whatever.
It's a minute rant.
That was revolutionary.
It was like a meta commentary
on segments and podcasts.
We'll do something
happy as shit
and rant for a minute
fine
yeah
and then
I think it's an outlet
people want to do
they're like
I need to come on to do this
I want to
I want to have a platform
I want to rant
I want to do it
yes
but I wanted to impress you guys
you know what I mean
so I really was working
I was really you know
it's impossible for you guys
to
anyway
not live up to you guys are up to the sky high expectations.
And also, to be honest with you, this is just the way I feel about Chris and Sarah, too.
Just to be doing comedy and then the people that are doing comedy on a high level in an aspirational way that I like are also nice and cool and we give you the time of day.
Oh, my God.
I love you guys.
We love you guys.
We have mutual love and respect.
This makes my heart sing.
And really quickly, I mean,
I will remember this day for the rest of my life.
Well, one, the Broad City origin.
And then, truly, shooting the Aquafina pilot.
I think we can talk about this now.
I can't wait.
Let's do it.
But like, just really quickly, that day,
once I wrapped,
I walked away to go meet my friend Emily for dinner
and I like cried the entire time
just out of pure joy
of just like,
have I talked to you about this?
I don't think so.
Where it was just like,
I walked onto that set,
it was like,
we shot in Chinatown,
it was all Asian background,
all the names on the call sheet were Asian.
We sit down, we're eating food.
And then like BD like starts talking to me about like,
oh, well like, you know,
is this your first scene where you're eating,
that you're eating something?
And I'm like, yeah, I think so.
And he was like, well, here's the thing.
Don't eat too much.
Cause then you're going to just keep eating this shit
in between takes.
You're going to be so full.
And then Nora was like, oh yeah, don't do that.
Like that's like pro tip.
Like don't do that. It was like pro tip like don't do that
it was just this moment
and then
over the course of
the entire shoot
like it was like
there was a plate
with wood ears
which is this like
Chinese fungus
that like
is just a staple
in cooking
in Asian cooking
and then we all
talked about that
and no one had to
explain what it was
and then that was like
the general sense of it
was that like
no one had to explain
anything to each other and like I was like the general sense of it was that like no one had to explain anything
to each other and like i was like i've never experienced this like walking onto the set and
like not having to like feel like i had to like keep up some layer of respectability just because
it's like well i gotta like i gotta i gotta have my shit together and it's not even about that but
it was just about like the comfort of just not having any of those walls up
and then working with you
and it was just so beautiful.
I'm an objective observer.
You are so funny in it.
So good.
You are so good in the pilot.
So good.
Thanks so much.
The other room is obsessed
with being like,
how much can we have?
I know.
Oh my God, Bowen.
It's true.
Stop.
And I went in the other day
and it was,
I got chills. Like the stories that they were talking went in the other day and it was, I got chills.
Like the stories that they were talking, like the arcs and shit, not even stuff that has to do with me, with Edmund.
I was just like, this is going to be so cool.
Yeah.
I think it will be.
I think it's like we're really just, I mean, it's not my show. I'm, you know, helping and a part of it.
But I think we really just want to help people tell the stories that haven't
been told.
And it's like,
we're trying to make this like a very,
well,
she's like,
you know,
three quarters,
Chinese quarter Korean,
like three quarter Chinese quarter Korean queen story about a family and
about people who,
you know,
are different levels of their,
like where they are in terms of their Americanness.
Yes.
Oh,
it's,
it's got a lot. Yeah, it's just, I think,
I just, I hope that people feel seen by it
because that's really, it really is, I think, the intention.
And it's, I think she's so funny
and the writers are so funny.
And Carrie Dornan, who's the showrunner,
is truly like one of the, an angel on earth.
She's the funniest person.
And so I think it's a really awesome group of people
that I think are making something
really special.
Me too.
Are you directing several episodes?
I am doing four total of this season.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Amazing.
But yeah, I can't wait.
Yeah, me too.
That coming in January 2020, right?
I think that's right.
I think so.
I don't know for sure.
I think it's paired with the other two.
It's paired with the other two.
Really?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
Queen. We're putting it out there. I don't know. I have no idea. Oh my gosh. Queen.
We're putting it out there.
That'll be fun.
Anyway.
But anyway.
What a fun app.
What a fun time.
This is so fun.
What a great time.
Let's do a four hour.
Let's do a four hour.
I can do four hours.
Have us come back for part two.
Please.
Honestly.
And then we can hear,
I don't think so,
Honey Bad Bread at restaurants.
I'll do it.
Anytime.
I'll do anything you want.
How do you feel about
the Outback Steakhouse bread?
The brown bread?
Oh, I'm not a big brown bread person.
I don't like it.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm not a big brown bread.
I'm not against all brown bread.
Don't get me wrong.
Some brown bread is great.
Brown bread in Ireland is incredible.
Yeah.
I'll do some Puffer Nickel.
It depends on the kind.
He was talking about cinnamon raisin toast this morning.
This morning, yeah. Cinnamon raisin toast this morning. This morning, yeah.
Cinnamon raisin toast is good.
It is good.
I don't know why.
I'll tell you why.
Lucia smelled like it this morning.
Weirdly, I was like, you smell like cinnamon raisin toast,
which I used to have at my grandmother's house,
and I haven't had since I was a true child.
But that was good.
Yeah, Greta made it the other day in the morning.
My friend I was staying with was like,
do you want some cinnamon raisin toast?
Really?
Yeah. Wow. So that's in the atmosphere, too friend I'm staying with was like, do you want some cinnamon raisin toast? Really? Yeah.
Wow.
So that's in the atmosphere too.
That is.
It is olfactory heaven.
Olfactory heaven.
Love it.
Paul and Lucia.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys for being here.
Thank you for having us.
We end every episode with a song.
Can you look me in the eye and tell me that you're happy?
You gotta meet me.
Oh, are you doing a Michelle Branch?
Yes.
Tell me that you're happy now.
Could you tattoo my face?
I've been erased.
Are you happy now?
Ooh.
Are you happy now?
Mmm.
Ooh.
No!
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