Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "HATERS" (w/ Peyton Dix & Hunter Harris)
Episode Date: October 2, 2024Matt & Bowen felt like hanging out with cooler, smarter, funnier and better people than them, so welcome Peyton Dix and Hunter Harris, the hosts of the Lemme Say This podcast! All four legendary i...cons discuss salad culture, how fall can be slutty, “standing on business”, Tree Paine, how P!nk got her name, Imogen Heap as a white creative, Boston and “roaming about the cabin”. Also, a Daniel Radcliffe check-in, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, coats, pockets and the difference between red and burnt orange (which may shock you). All this, an exhaustive Bennifer update, “Coke Zero Oreo” and the discourse on college. Let us say this… listen to Lemme Say This, a podcast by Wondery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We were friends.
How could you do this to me?
I don't trust her.
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Hey, everybody.
It's me, Matt Rogers, letting you know tickets are on sale now to see me on tour.
The Prince of Christmas tour, that is.
I'm doing my whole album, Have You Heard of Christmas, plus a lot more with the whole band all throughout December.
Go to www.mattrogersofficial.com
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Las Colch
Drums.
Look, Matt. Oh,
I see. Wow.
Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture?
Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow.
Las Colchoristas.
Ding dong.
Las Culturistas calling.
You know, I want to just call out, this is not a visual medium.
Well, it is for the people that are going to watch the YouTube.
But most people, I think, listen to this podcast on their favorite podcast streamer, whatever that is.
Whatever that is.
Wherever you listen to podcasts, I believe the phrase.
Wherever you listen to podcasts, which could be the app,
could be the location spatially for you.
Exactly.
On the toilet, could be at the gym.
Wherever you are right now,
know that where I am is sitting in this red chair
and I'm wearing the Lisa Barlow shirt that I referenced last week.
Burnt orange, burnt like auburn.
Are you kidding me?
It's okay.
My colorblindness has reared its ugly head again.
So the reason why I'm even wearing this
is because I couldn't wear it last
because it wasn't purple.
We wanted to wear purple for the Catherine Han episode.
And now here I am in it again.
What color is it?
That's a light blue.
Perfect.
And I'm sitting in this chair
you're telling me is burnt orange.
Yeah.
Can I get some?
It's 100% burnt orange.
And is it like definitely not red?
Definitely not red.
It's a rust color. Wait, a 100% bird horse. And is it like definitely not red? Definitely not red. It's a rust color.
Wait, I'm so sorry.
You look at this and you say it's definitely not red?
Because your shirt, the text is like a coral red.
The text, yeah.
This is the same as that shit to me.
I'm so sorry.
It's not that.
Wow, it's really bad.
Is it getting worse?
You never have to get drafted.
This is, it's a good thing.
And you know what?
With the way this country is going,
they might bring back the draft. And who are we going to war with this time? Ourselves. This is, it's a good thing. And you know what? With the way this country is going, they might bring back the draft.
And who are we going to war with this time?
Ourselves.
Ourselves,
hopefully.
Honestly,
maybe our guests today.
Maybe our guests.
Because we've actually brought in people
that are better at this than us.
That's true.
That was my main takeaway
listening to the podcast.
The whole time,
I'm just shaking my head
like I'm sitting on the side of the draft.
I'm like,
oh,
the better,
hotter version.
The better,
hotter, cooler, more relevant version of us has come through. More pared back. I'm sitting on the side of the draft. I'm like, oh. Saying to myself. The better, hotter version. The better, hotter, cooler, more relevant version of us has come through.
More pared back.
I'm like, 49 minutes.
I know.
Listen to us just drone on.
Already, this is too long.
We've been sitting here for an hour and a half.
Time doesn't make any sense.
Time makes no sense.
This chair isn't even red.
Don't tell me about anything and how it makes sense to you.
I don't know.
Can I also tell you something?
What?
Taylor's album
is called Burnt Orange. Shut up.
It's called Red. It hasn't been called Red this whole time?
It's never been called Red this whole time. I love that for her.
I know. Burnt Orange.
Yeah. Loving you was
Burnt Orange.
What would that mean about loving you?
What does that mean? You know what lyric in that song
I always kind of hate and I will say this
publicly and Taylor, please just receive this.
It's, um... That Taylor would be
listening. I can't with you. Well, I don't know.
It's, um, solving a crossword puzzle
and realizing there's no right answer.
That's not how crossword puzzles work.
There usually is a right answer.
To a crossword puzzle? I think by design.
But maybe once in, like, the whole, like,
5,000 year history of the New York Times
has there been a crossword puzzle where it's like, oh, nothing's supposed to go in these boxes.
Which probably just means the person that created it fucked it up.
Will Shortz.
Oh my God.
You know his name?
He's one of the editors.
I don't know him.
These names are really kind of in our everyday lives now.
Why not you?
Everyone really takes issue with her every day now on Connections.
Well, that's true.
People?
Yeah.
You have a lot of opinions about the connection.
I took a picture on my way here last time we were,
we shot in here of me like flipping off the New York times building because I
flopped at connections that day.
And then people really got defensive over the New York times.
Don't worry, honey.
They're okay.
They're okay.
They're fine.
You don't have to cape for them.
Truly.
We love them, but you don't have to blow up my DM.
Yeah, no, no, no. You, I don't know. Love. them truly we love them but you don't have to blow up my dm yeah no no you i don't know love i love the new york times it's it's okay it's okay you know i am a daily
the daily listener and uh some people out there in the dark um really connected with me calling it
the scariest horror podcast that's out there the daily is scarier than any true crime podcast in existence, and it's
rule of culture number 91.
The Daily is scarier than any true crime podcast
in existence, but not
better, funnier, hotter, cooler than
the podcast that our guests host.
And let me say this.
As lovers,
we brought in some haters.
No, can I say, I feel that they are haters
and I know they identify as such.
But I think that if we're haters, it's because we love so hard.
Like, I'm a Katy Perry hater right now.
Because you love her.
Because I am so disappointed.
I know at least one half of this duo was going to agree with me hardcore on that one.
And I am a chopped hater, but I have been kind of proselytized because one of our guests loves it so much.
Loves chopped.
Loves chopped.
Prefers it over sweet green.
Wow.
But not over dig.
That's interesting and controversial.
Not over dig.
No, dig in is so good.
They're different.
Totally, totally, totally.
They're different.
It's time to bring them in.
Okay, these are our two favorite writers, our two favorite people to run into at a party, literally.
Anytime I see them at a function, I go, thank God.
I've never run into them at a party.
Oh, just you wait. That's New York,
baby. You're not in New York until you see
these two people at a poppy juice.
At a poppy juice? Oh, I love it.
Has that gone down?
I think that's gone down a few times.
Yes!
This is such a huge day for podcasting, too, because we're recording
this on the day that a podcasting
legend has been voted out first from Survivor.
Oh my god. John Lovett, we are so
We're so proud of you. We're so proud of you.
You jumped off that screen, boo.
Andy is unfortunately
clinical and
that's all we can say about that.
Are you Survivor girlies? Not this present
season. Get back into it.
So they're going to get into Survivor
season 47 and you're going to get
into them right now on
this episode. Please welcome into your
ears Payton Dix and Hunter
Harris!
That's a great intro.
Just honestly, it would be so cool
of you guys to not see anything.
No, I love it. That is our podcast
actually. Mostly silence and posing
and taking selfies. You guys actually justify the. That is our podcast, actually. Mostly silence and posing and taking selfies.
Well, you guys actually justified the visual component to the podcast,
which is there is a lot of nonverbal stuff happening.
And, like, it is about, like, watching, like, reactions that are, like, beyond words.
I think that's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, because you always.
I know.
I put my fist up a lot in a way that.
Queen of.
Queen of fists. But for, like, the craziest stuff. Like for Chopped. For Chopped. I'm like, I put my fist up a lot. Queen of. Queen of, queen of fists.
For like the craziest stuff.
Like for Chopped.
For Chopped.
I'm like the king of Chopped.
Talk about Chopped.
And like, and you went recently.
I did.
I had lunch.
Twice this week from Chopped.
Wait, the one that just opened in Brooklyn.
I live right by it.
The J Street Metro Tech one.
Thank God.
I went the day it opened.
I ordered it on Postmates actually,
cause I didn't feel like walking over there.
And how close are you?
I'm Fort Greene.
Okay, yeah.
So it's not far.
Yeah, yeah.
Local.
Because there was a discount on Postmates.
I was like, ah!
Capitalism, yay!
Yay!
Okay, what did you get?
Well, what I always get.
Mexican Caesar.
I'm an adult.
I'm going to get a Mexican Caesar.
I'm not a child.
Yeah.
And then I'm getting a squeeze of lime.
I'm adding avocado.
I'm adding chicken, of course. Salt and pepper. Yeah. And then I'm getting a squeeze of lime. I'm adding avocado. I'm adding chicken, of course.
Salt and pepper.
Yeah.
Heavy on the pepper.
And if I'm feeling crazy, like a scallion or like maybe even like a, what are those
girls in there?
Like the little like toasted onion things that they have.
Sure.
Like the radish things.
Yeah.
And if I'm feeling like cunted, I'm getting, you heard me, a wrap.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The wraps are bad there.
But Hunter, because you had a wrap recently., yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. The wraps are bad there. But Hunter,
because you had a wrap recently.
Yes, I went for the first time.
I was coming out of LaGuardia,
Delta Lounge.
That was your first time.
Who are you?
Well, no.
No, no, not a mistake.
Not about LaGuardia,
but going here in airport.
Well, I was on my way home
and I said, you know,
I'm feeling a little hungry.
Cunted, I'm going to get a wrap.
I was like, I should,
there's a chop right there. I feel like I'm seeing a celebrity. I Cunted. I'm going to get a wrap. I was like, I should, there's a chopped right there.
I feel like I'm seeing a celebrity.
I should go.
I fully walked past and said,
no, I need to like hold out.
And then I walked back around
and said, I'm going to the chopped.
It's happening today.
And the tortilla was gross.
It was not good.
I did not like it.
And it was the one in LaGuardia?
Yeah.
But the new LaGuardia.
The new LaGuardia.
Not the old one.
I almost wore my LaGuardia hat today.
LaGuardia got her body done, not the chopped pear.
The chopped pear is brand new.
No, no.
It's different.
Like, you have to go to, like, either...
There's one in...
The new one in Brooklyn is good, but they're still kind of putting their wheels on.
They're getting comfortable.
Right.
They're not perfect.
Well, I did order two salads, and I did like them.
I had them subsequent days for lunch because it's great.
I'm trying to eat healthier.
I just think it's...
I think it's...
My diet is normally... Olive garden. And pasta. What do I have in my days for lunch because I'm trying to eat healthier. I just think it's, I think my diet is normally
Olive Garden
and pasta.
What do I have in my purse at all times?
Oh, what's that candy?
The Fruit Roll-Up.
A Fruit Roll-Up?
Oh, bless you.
No, I'm bringing that back.
In fact, didn't you almost order it last night?
I did order Fruit by the Foot last night.
Fruit by the Foot is back in a huge way.
You have to understand,
we're watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
and Survivor reality show.
Last night, reality TV popped off.
So we smoked a little bit of reefer
and then Bowen pulls out the MacBook Pro
and he says, I'm going to order some snacks.
You have to imagine my response
when I see there's a Fruit by the Foot order.
Same ConAgra, Betty Crocker, something, same imprint.
Yeah.
Something that like had a box top when I was growing up.
Something that I could turn in for like points.
What was the catalog of stuff?
It was a fruit by the foot.
And then what else?
String cheese.
I got a little ham and cheese cracker, sort of like adult Lunchables thing, basically.
Like an assortment.
And then I ordered one thing,
which was one half pint.
Was it a half pint?
A pint of half baked.
One pint of half baked Ben and Jerry's ice cream.
So then it comes to the apartment.
We eat the stuff and I finished my ice cream
and Bowen turns to me and goes,
you ate that whole thing?
No, no, no, no, no.
And I go, yeah?
And he literally goes, oh.
No, I literally, and then I literally tagged
that by saying, I wasn't
making you feel bad about it.
I was honestly impressed. I was like, wow.
But if you could boil down
why were you impressed?
If you could boil down why were you impressed?
This is the spin room. I was impressed because you ate the entire
pint in literally 15 minutes.
And what was your impression rooted in?
Rooted in me enjoying ice cream.
I savor ice cream.
I must savor ice cream.
So you were saying you were incredulous
that I wouldn't save half of it for later.
And you were impressed that I just allowed myself
to consume the whole thing. Here I thought you would have saved it for later. And you were impressed that I just allowed myself to consume the whole thing.
Here I thought you would have saved some for me.
Oh, wow.
Please.
I see what you did there.
That was good.
That was good.
You can stick it in his eye.
He doesn't even believe it.
No, I definitely believe it.
No, he does not.
That is not a thing.
He didn't want to bite of that.
That was nasty.
I will say, and it's not time for I Don't Think So Honey yet,
but the ice cream arrived and it was soup. That was nasty. I will say, and it's not time for I Don't Think So Honey yet, but the ice cream arrived
and it was soup.
It was melted
because the Postmates guy
had taken the subway.
He took the train,
which he's allowed to do.
He's allowed to do it,
but it's just hot down there.
In this economy, come on.
It's hot down there
in September on,
what is it,
September 19th today,
the middle of summer,
allegedly, out there.
It is the middle of summer.
Okay, and now this segues nicely
into this conversation
that is mirrored
on our podcast,
which is
anti-summer with Peyton.
Right.
Thank you.
The right side of history.
But Hunter,
you did say something
in the pod that I
kind of took issue with,
which is you said,
well, fall is so obvious.
But I was like,
well, what does that make summer?
I feel like summer is obvious.
Summer is the most obvious.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Please.
Summer is the underdog.
She's the queen.
How is she the queen
of the underdog? No. Listen. Wait How is she the queen? How is she the queen of the underdog?
No.
Listen.
We all should have waited
when we got out.
Listen.
Explain yourself.
Put the guns away.
I know we're in America,
but my God.
Okay.
This is the thing about summer.
You look forward to summer.
You have a summer fling.
I've never heard of a fall fling.
Well, you haven't ever heard of a fall fling.
I've never heard of a winter.
Clearly you're...
You've never listened to Taylor Swift
oh my god
okay okay interesting
summer you have outfits for summer
a swimsuit ever heard of it
you go on summer vacation
holiday
you have never been to an upstate fall vacation
like we're gonna go on so shortly
to the Poconos
I'm sorry
that was Ben.
That was Tina.
Put it down.
It was the L word.
The L word happened right in front of y'all.
That was crazy.
For me.
That was crazy.
We're on like the lesbian sort of like shade of the gay sort of color wheel.
Because we're so tired.
We're tired.
And why are we tired?
Because the summer broke us.
What are you talking about?
You don't like putting on like slutty little outfits in the summertime?
Can I ask you a question? It's almost like You don't like putting on like slutty little outfits in the summertime? Can I ask you a question?
It's almost like you don't think fall can be slutty.
Wow.
You don't think fall can be slutty?
I really don't.
I feel like the biggest slut in fall because I know I have my looks together.
Yeah.
But then you walk in somewhere and it's like, where am I going to put my coat?
I had a coat taken from me once when I was wearing it.
Taken from you?
That feels like reckless behavior.
Maybe your brain was melted from summer.
First of all, it was April,
so let's get it correct.
And Hunter was wasted at my birthday party
where she wore a Leo shirt to my Taurus birthday.
That was aggressive.
I don't see a problem with that.
It was nasty behavior.
Who took the coat?
We don't know.
I don't know, but'm still it's a mystery
I'm still trying to solve
now was it because
the coat looked like
all other coats
no
it was in fact
it was a nice
it was a nice coat
right right
and that's why
how much was it Hunter
she doesn't have to say
don't bring that into it
I understand what you're saying
I do want to know
we don't have to know
I understand what you're saying
though which is
a coat is a liability
yes
I don't like to go somewhere and have to worry I'm just like I have like kids I have to worry about them bring around no because you have to know. I understand what you're saying, though, which is a coat is a liability. Yes. I don't like to go somewhere and have to worry.
I'm just like, I have kids.
I have to worry about them.
Bring around.
No, because you want to know what you get, though, with a coat.
Pockets.
Pockets and the other purses.
I have a purse.
Yeah, but you guys can carry purses, whereas I'm one of those gay guys that's like really
slow to like the tiny bag.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that was not a natural thing for me.
Totally.
But now I think
we've shifted into, like,
I think the look
for all genders is
no bags,
no anything.
You're kind of rocked.
You're walking around
basically naked,
but pure pockets.
That's your only storage
on your purse.
But I don't like the way
pockets look when they're full.
Yeah.
I'm like a menswear girly
where it's like,
you have to, like,
get the pockets sewn
because it brings on
the whole outfit.
One more time?
A menswear girly. A menswear girly. Sorry, pick up a GQ. And it brings on the whole outfit. One more time.
A menswear.
And that's on Ally ship.
And that's on Willa Bennett.
Okay.
So that's what we need to talk about.
Being gay in summer is so much harder than being straight in summer because you don't have pride.
Being gay in summer is painful.
It's agonizing.
It's a schedule to keep up. Yeah. There's noonizing. There's no schedule to keep up.
There's no escaping. There's no day off.
People ask where I am at pride parties because they're looking for your allyship for me
and it won't be found.
Because I'm at Papa Drew's with Owen
and literally someone asked where I was at a pride party.
I was like, home.
This is the core of it.
Because your summer can continue
after that because you're not exhausted that's why that's
why you say it can go it's october 31st because you're not burnt out june 8th no no but i have
something to help hunter's case which is your summer is purely programmed with weddings and
that's exhausting is that so and that's a lot but that's not a drain on you you like that
yeah i'm pointing too much I'm literally pointing at everybody.
No, I like weddings.
I do not.
Like, we should all put our hands down.
You said, put the guns away.
Bowen has his.
Bowen has his.
It is.
I had a wedding last weekend.
I have a wedding this weekend.
How do you feel?
Tired.
Yeah.
But, nah, I don't know.
I like a wedding.
I love a speech.
I love when someone who has never made a creative decision their entire life has to get up and make 20 in front of a room full of people i love a
wedding speech you joking yeah yeah and it is it is like even if they pick the person to have that
role and like because they do that like if they pick someone like oh i picked my friend who's the
maid of honor because i know they're a performer they're a writer whatever they flop so frequently
because it's a different thing
that's
yes exactly
it's like a different rubric
yes
I had to officiate
my sister's wedding
I was more nervous
doing that
than I was performing
for a crowd of any size
like just this
this wedding
it was like
because you're not
in service to yourself
you're in service to them
you don't really know
what they're gonna want yeah because they're straight and quiet.
Have you given a speech at a wedding?
Yeah.
Oh, at a rehearsal dinner.
Oh, that's better.
It was OK.
But it was like what you're saying.
It's really hard because it's like a lot of those speeches like follow the same cadence
of like a little bit of a little bit of roasting, a little bit of like lovey, a little bit of
like random reference from like 15 years ago. And you just have to like, to like like i don't know i'm not good at that kind of speech
they say open with a local joke that's that's i think that's true of like college tours yeah
open with a local joke no because like everyone's thinking about how they got there
or everyone's thinking about like why this space.
You know what I mean?
Like if it's a lot of college people, make a local joke.
Right.
If it's like to get everyone on board, like, hey, this person did their homework or hey, this person's one of us.
Unify your audience.
Unify the audience against the common enemy, the bride.
But is this why you dislike summer?
Or no, is this why you love summer, which is weddings?
I have weddings all times of year.
Okay, great.
I'm pretty booked.
I'm receiving no more.
Wait, with your hands crossed like that?
This is business.
I have weddings all throughout the year.
I'm not regular like you people.
You're like JLo in the wedding planner.
And that she has weddings all year.
One of her great roles.
One of her great roles.
Oh, but made in Manhattan.
No, certainly.
Made in Manhattan.
Her popping off her little like hair
in Made in Manhattan.
So imprinted up here.
So good.
Totally.
I feel like,
I think the hung up,
the sub stack that Hunter has just dropped,
reacting to the lunch that Bennifer went on this past week.
Can we get your thoughts extemporaneously now with what's going on? Because I think you are our most trusted source in Bennifer news.
I'm reporting live on the scene.
No, okay.
Hunter was there at lunch.
You can see me in the background looking through some shrubs.
Okay, did you see these photos?
Yeah.
I, when I see those photos, it looks to me like he is saying, what more do you want from
me?
What else can I give?
I'm here, aren't I?
It's like, it's very much like indignant, not wanting to be there.
But then I was reading from one side, I'll, can I say Benny Medina?
Yeah, you should.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
His manager, because it was absolutely planted by him
that he's still in love with her.
They were kissing, they were hugging, all of this stuff.
Then from the other side, every other source is
like, no.
They looked tense.
The photos even of them in the car together.
It's not giving love.
It's giving animosity. It's giving hate.
Did you see the photo of Jennifer Lopez
and Matt Damon clutching hands?
Yeah,
the prayer.
Yes,
yes.
Which wasn't prayer,
allegedly.
That gives to me,
looking at that photo,
I'm like,
oh,
their,
their,
his friend,
her ex-husband
is in trouble.
That's what that photo
was giving me.
That was giving Matt
being like,
I don't know what to do
and J-Lo being like,
I can't know what to do. And J-Lo being like, I can't know what to do anymore.
And I think if they're prolonging it, I have a feeling it's because maybe he can't figure out where he's at.
Because he gives to me, Leo man.
I'm looking you in your eyes.
Look at this Leo man in the room right now.
Who can't stop getting involved. I think that's true. I think that's true.
It's giving like, hate to see you go but love to see you walk away.
You know that sex is bomb.
Oh, fire. Need to get involved.
Oh my god.
Oh, Paige's favorite photo is post-dicking down.
There's so many good celebrity paparazzi shots in this world.
But that one specifically, I'm famously J-Lo hater.
Yeah, I'm outright on that.
I'll look you in the eye, J-Lo.
J-Lo's listening in.
Who else?
Taylor Swift.
They're just sending each other notes right now. All the girls are listening.
All the girls are listening right now.
But when I saw the photo of her grinning ear to ear, leaving his apartment, him looking
warm out behind her.
I said, oh, they're sucking in fuck.
I know that room smells crazy.
Yeah.
I know it smells crazy.
Not that room smells crazy.
Woo, crack a window in here.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they fuck for real.
Do you think that, yeah,
that's probably the craziest celebrity sex.
I do think Brad Pitt and Angelina back in the day were destroying whole buildings.
I think it looked akin to Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
I think that's what we want to think.
And you think it was like Vanilla Missionary?
Angelina Jolie and who was that hot lesbian she dated?
Or Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton.
Billy Bob Thornton.
We've all seen
Monsters Ball.
No, that's the San Andreas fault right there.
That's what created it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, Hunter.
All I know is, what do you mean?
They fucked so hard they've created a fault line.
My Hunter's sweet little smile after she said that to you, that was like,
hee hee. Hunter. No, I'm so proud
of myself. I'm in the room with a Nepo baby.
An LA native. Oh,
come on. Don't do that.
No, no, no, no. If you
were born in LA, you're a Nepo baby.
You feel this way? Of course. Are you kidding?
I'm from Oklahoma. Being born in LA makes you
a Nepo? Yeah.
No, I'm going to shout out. I was born in LA. I'm not a Nepo baby. I grew up in Texas. Some of us are born in LA. you nepo? Yeah. I'm going to shout out, I was born in LA.
I'm not a nepo.
Some of us are born in LA and don't get the privilege.
Oh!
But you admit that there are privileges.
Wow!
Oh!
They put the guns down!
Wait, I'm going to say this
on mic because
actually I almost called you out last week
because so Becca, producer Becca has entered the chat and because you've entered the chat and I'm going to say this on mic because actually I almost called you out last week because Joe. So Becca, producer Becca has entered the chat.
Yeah.
And because you've entered the chat and I'm pointing now, we were doing our interview with Jojo last week.
Yeah.
I look over because I'm hearing the sounds of lunch being eaten.
I look over.
Stop.
My girl was chowing down.
I love Chick-fil-A.
She's allowed.
On Chick-fil-A.
Stop it.
The producer of Las Culturistas.
Everybody.
Double homicide.
And I'm sitting here next to noted Chick-fil-A apologist,
Bowen Yang herself.
And this is the accountability episode.
And that's the title of that episode.
Y'all are going to come crawling when I'm an exec at the streaming service.
Chick-fil-A is doing original content? Yes. You didn't hear this? You didn't see this headline? You're fucking kidding. Chick-fil-A is doing original content? Yes.
You didn't hear this? You didn't see this headline? You're fucking kidding.
Chick-fil-A doing a streaming.
My friend was actually up for this job.
Wow.
Is it going to be like conservative media?
Yeah, totally. It's supposed to be like Hallmark.
Oh, okay. Family-friendly
programming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is terrible.
Okay, let's see how long that lasts.
Probably a really long time.
A really long time.
It's really long.
Probably forever.
They get like the third...
Funded by you two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The third most Emmy nominations.
Actually, Chick-fil-A beat FX this year.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I don't want to hear it.
Okay.
I hope they don't use that font.
I hate that font.
I hate the Chick-fil-A font.
It's a bad font.
Yes, God.
Well, noted graphic designing legend, you. Yeah, I don't use that font. I hate that font. I hate the Chick-fil-A font. It's a bad font. Yes, God. Well, noted graphic designing legend,
you. Yeah, I don't love it. What
chicken place has the best
logo? Oh, interesting.
What are our options? Popeyes?
Chick-fil-A? KFC? Chick-fil-A?
Oh, wait, what about Cane's?
Cane's? I don't... Oh, what's it called?
Nando's? Nando's has great
chicken, a great font,
and great chicken, but I font, and great chicken.
But I will say, I think Popeye's has the most timeless logo.
What they don't have is the iconic mascot
that KFC will always have.
They don't need it.
The Colonel.
It stands alone.
Yeah.
It stands alone.
It doesn't need a Colonel,
it doesn't need another white man taking up space.
You're so right.
You're so right.
Remember when Reba McEntire
was Colonel Sanders for a sec?
Yeah. No.
Seymour?
You don't remember this?
No. This was like five years ago?
It was like a few years ago.
Yeah, they were like-
The Colonel's missing.
No, they did like a whole like bond unveiling,
like, oh, this person's the new Colonel,
like getting us all excited.
Did I tell you I have lore on this?
I used to work for KFC at that time.
And you're eating Chick-fil-A.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Well, allegiance to nobody.
Yeah.
No, I worked at KFC during this time
when they were changing the Colonel.
That was like the campaign is that the Colonel
was someone new every few months.
Right.
And they hired Reba to be the Colonel.
And then I hired-
That's kind of, that's great.
From Rudy or whatever to be the Colonel,
like that football movie. Oh, Sean Astin?
Yes.
That was their big football
campaign.
Football season.
The Terminator to be...
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Maybe it was a different robot movie.
The point is that they were trying
things.
They should bring that back. That's kind of fun, actually. Point is that they were trying things. Yes. They should bring that back.
Yeah, wait, that's kind of fun, actually.
I know.
Wait, I want to be the colonel.
Let's be the colonel.
Kind of a high honor.
Like getting the key to the city.
Yeah.
It's the new Doctor Who.
Key to the chicken.
Key to the chicken.
Favorite chicken place.
Oh, Popeye's.
Popeye's, of course.
Thank you.
No question.
You know what?
I feel like really loyal
to KFC because on 14th
and 2nd Avenue,
right next to where I went to college, sorry,
literally right before we got on,
Hunter was like, we have to talk about the
epidemic of people talking about college.
But are we stepping on the... Yes, yes.
Okay, great. So let's speak no more of it.
I'm just saying there was a KFC near me that was
really good to me for a very long time.
Yeah, that's good. Really good to me for a very long time. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
That's good.
Really good to me for a very long time.
Randomly though, Popeye's like,
loves your door obviously,
but really the red beans and rice are what?
Yeah.
It's the sides for me that I'm actually like,
this is where I'm taking it.
Yes.
The chicken is good,
but the sides are really where it rounds out.
The thing is,
if you do live in New York though,
like there's so much fast food everywhere
that I was never really...
I was always going for a Burger King or McDonald's moment.
Because I do think that the nuggets...
At Burger King?
Well, Burger King used to have good nuggets.
And then they changed.
And I don't know why sometimes these people change.
Yeah.
Wendy's used to have good nuggets, too, actually.
They had an incredible nugget.
And then it's almost like all the fast
food chains tried to copy
McDonald's. They all
became like McDonald's nuggets-esque.
Like pink goo.
Like pink goo!
Yeah, we've all seen that video.
Oh, it's wild.
It didn't stop anything.
It's not stopped a single thing.
We were like, that's gross, so I'll get a six-piece. And I get barbecue sauce and I'm like, no's wild. It didn't stop anything. It's not stopped a single thing. We were like, that's gross.
So I'll get a six piece.
And I get barbecue sauce.
And I'm like, no one cares.
This is what I want to tell you.
So we've been on our Diet Coke kick.
Now we love Diet Coke.
As you can see, it's in my hands.
So I'm at the 7-Eleven just 20 minutes ago before we started thinking I'm going to grab a Diet Coke.
And then I saw the Slurpee machine.
So this is always a slippery slope for me
because I love Slurpee.
If I ever go to the movie theaters, I get Slurpee.
This is one of the flavors that they had.
Coke Zero Oreo.
No, no, no, no.
What? Oreo?
I put my finger under the thing and went.
So I could try a little bit.
Just raw? Raw.
Oh my God.
I figured there was a cup involved or a tester.
No, I just go, I pulled the lever over my finger
and it like ran over my finger.
And in the middle of New York City,
we're on 39th Street.
39th and 8th, the most disgusting part of the city.
This is gross.
I went to the 7-Eleven on 39th and 8th,
put my finger raw in the slurping machine
to try Coke Zero Oreo.
Yeah.
And I want to say, I'm happy I did it.
Really?
I loved it.
Really?
It was good.
It's a limited time only.
So get on over to that at 7-Eleven on 39th and 8th
and make it happen for yourself.
Do you watch songs at 7-Eleven?
I love it.
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get your podcasts do you watch mormon wives i've started to and i don't think it's for me
how far are you two minutes in okay no no you haven't seen anything yet okay okay i heard it's for me. How far are you? Two minutes in. You haven't seen anything yet.
Okay, okay. I heard it's good.
It's so good. It's so crazy.
I thought it was going to be a documentary in the way that
we would be watching. I just
treated it a little bit more like Jim Crazy or something like that.
You thought it was going to be serious?
You thought it was going to be
intentional? An exploration,
if you will, but it is
reality TV. I hear that they hook you with the swinger stuff.
Like you think it's going to be sexier and crazier.
And then it just ends up being like a pretty facile reality show.
Well, the pilot is weird because for the first like even 15 minutes, it seemed like it's going to be something one way about the swingers, about like a sort of, I don't know, like emotional reckoning.
And then it becomes full Bravo.
I mean, in the first episode.
That's good.
I can do that though.
Yeah.
In the first episode, it's like,
this is not a huge spoiler,
but the main girl goes on quite a journey
through an arrest and a pregnancy.
Like, and that's just in the first episode.
And an abortion.
No, a miscarriage.
A miscarriage.
Oh, wow.
And then someone gets mad at her
for talking about the miscarriage.
Well, she had the right to get mad at her.
For pulling focus.
Which, but that's not okay.
But that's, I know, but I'm just saying that I'm giving them a preview.
That's what you should expect.
I'm interested.
I'm interested.
I'm actually on board.
I mean, I love the show that the woman on my shirt is featured on, which is the Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City.
It's the sister show to the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
Yes.
One of the girls, the main girl, Taylor, who you've seen in like, she's most of the pilots
about her.
She was cast or she was considered for Salt Lake City Housewives.
They said she was, quote, too boring.
I said, open your eyes.
Yeah, open your eyes a little bit wider because what's happening over there on this show.
She's something.
But I mean, not over Mormonism.
I feel like it's been a little too heavy on Mormonism.
More and more Mormons.
Like, what about?
Did you watch the Antigua?
Under the.
What about Catholics? It's actually roller Antigua? What about Catholics?
It's actually
rollercoaster number 80.
What about Catholics?
But, you know,
there's now a new show
because they said on
Salt Lake City House
last night,
they kept
cutting to this woman
like Sarah.
Sarah.
And the under third
was Lisa's realtor.
And I'm like,
why are we
why are we
meeting our realtor?
And then it was a commercial where I was like, Lisa was like, why are we meeting our realtor? And then it was a commercial
where I was like,
Lisa was like,
Sarah,
don't you think there's so much
amazing real estate
happening in Salt Lake?
I actually do.
And that's why,
and it said,
sold on SLC.
Say that 10 times fast.
Terrible title.
Selling Sunset meets
these Mormon girl shows.
Wow.
Okay, wait,
interesting crossover.
But this is sort of this thing
that like,
are we not over Mormonism?
I'm over Mormonism.
I think we've like had our fair share of,
it started with Under the Banner of Heaven.
Right.
Andrew Garfield.
You were robbed.
I actually have no idea what happened with his awards,
but I love that show.
And then all of a sudden,
I feel like it kicked off all this Mormonism.
Yeah.
And I feel like, again,
it's distracting from the Catholics actually
is what I'm landing on.
I feel like there's other religions to explore.
Well, Mormons, I will say.
Mormonism.
To generalize about Mormons on this podcast, they are very good at media, I will say.
They're good at, like, getting in there and, like, this is our deal.
Like, the billboards they would have, like, growing up in Colorado, like, they had some good billboards.
Don't they also do the great copy?
What's that?
Everywhere there's an ad for, like, have you met him? Like, God. Were those
Mormons or were those just regular people? Scientologists and
Mormons are very good at, like, marketing.
Messaging themselves. Who has their
tree pain, I wonder?
Oh my God. Now, thank
God you're back because Hunter
is also as obsessed with tree pain
as we are. How do you feel about Tree Payne, Peyton?
I'm an ally to the experience.
Great answer.
I'm a Swifty, so by proxy, I support Hunter's interest.
But I'm not a Swifty.
Right.
I'm just a Payne-iac.
Payne-iac.
That's what we mean.
Payne-iac.
That's where we can connect, actually.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Now, what do you make of her recent...
Now, you said Tree Payne kind of orchestrated so well, this whole,
um,
Taylor and Dawson Kamala thing,
like kind of getting past the Brittany Mahomes of it all.
Yes.
What's your take on recent happenings with tree?
I don't know.
I,
I feel like the,
the Brittany Mahomes of it all is like,
it's,
it's gotten too much.
Like she,
tree pain needs a worthy foe.
And that is not Brittany Mahomes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Her like Yvonne,
Ivanka Trump cosplay and like the Chanel
suit she wore like the last game
was just, it was a nightmare.
But I feel like Tria's playing
this pretty well.
Who is a worthy opponent to Tree Pain?
I dare not speak their name.
No, I don't know who it would be.
J-Lo?
Benny Medina.
Oh, I'd love to see them face off.
No, no.
Free paint would ruin Benny Medina's life.
No.
Wait, did you watch the documentary?
Yeah.
Did you watch him talk?
I actually just watched it again.
Did you watch him talk down to that exec who was like, it's not a music video.
It's a feature.
Yeah, but you know what, though?
Ultimately, and I say this with all due respect, what was it?
Oh.
What was it? Oh! What was it?
And I'll say,
I will also say
the by far most compelling element
of that entire J-Lo project
was the documentary.
Directed by who?
Directed by Leo Mann.
Be careful.
Ben?
Ben?
Yes, he wanted to make it.
Yes, you said this.
So it's so crazy
that he's depicted it
and being like,
well, I don't know
because like you said he was setting up cameras
yes they they have photos
I can't remember this maybe page six
so they had photos of him setting up cameras and like
him like framing her do you know what the
biggest gag is this is the biggest gag
he looks amazing in the documentary no he's
yeah he's he's like the most loving
husband he's the most loving husband he's the best part
about her besides her children
feminism walked out of the room.
I don't know.
I will say, he
did come off really well in the documentary.
The gag is
that he and Matt Damon are
producers on Kiss of the Spider
Woman. Yes. Which is going, which
I heard, I heard T,
that it's good. Okay. And that she
is really good in it.
And that they think if you're looking for her narrative to go,
they shot it while they were separating before they got divorced.
She shot this movie from March to May of this last year.
Wow.
And so while they were separating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we were watching challengers and she was getting to work.
Yes. She was literally doing it. And it was, it. Yeah, yeah. We were watching Challengers and she was getting to work. Yes.
She was literally doing it.
Wow.
It was like very quiet,
the fact that they shot it,
but they literally got it in the can
during what,
if we're to look on paper,
were the darkest days of their separation.
And you have to imagine,
if that's funneled into the project
and the narrative is she's coming back
and she's able to capitalize on this,
maybe Benny Medina does win after all.
I mean, I feel like she's always a professional.
I will say that.
It doesn't actually stop me to hear that she would be able to make it through that experience
and still be able to serve kind.
I'm also just looking at her Instagram and the way that she's handling it alone is kind
of making me stand.
I'm changing my tune a little bit because I love a loud bitch.
Yeah.
You're going to be like,
Oh,
I'm going through a breakup.
I'm going to live tweet every moment of it.
Like,
I'm going to take this almost like Tinder-esque selfie where her ass is seen in the mirror
and then her face is in the front.
That's a real woman.
It's why a Leo man doesn't stand a chance against a Leo woman.
That's the real truth.
That's the truth.
Hunter,
agree. Two wolves within me. Two wolves. Bisexuality, actually. That's the real truth. That's the truth. Hunter, agree?
Two wolves within me, yeah.
Two wolves.
Bisexuality, actually.
That's what that is.
And I am actually one of those people that believe she should be holding an Oscar in her hand.
Oh, absolutely.
For Hustlers, I was going to say,
can we stage the space?
Like, that was deserved.
Because only J-Lo could have done Hustlers.
Lots of ladies could have done
Laura Dern in Marriage Story.
Not saying she wasn't
great in it, but it's like,
I just feel like when the role meets
the performer in such a way,
you have to honor that moment.
Did you watch her Netflix doc
where she's sitting in bed
crying over not getting an Oscar
nomination? That was a low moment.
You have to understand, I also subscribe to the newsletter.
Something you need to know about me. I to understand, I also subscribe to the newsletter. Like somebody needs to know about me.
I'm also,
I'm a J-Lo fan.
Listen,
I love it.
I swear I'm blacklisted from it.
No.
No,
I get them like hours later than everyone else.
No.
Yeah,
I do.
It's Benny.
The J-Lo newsletter?
Yes.
On the J-Lo.
I didn't realize,
I didn't realize this existed.
She writes it to her J-lovers.
That's fine for you. She writes it to her J-lovers. She writes it to her J-lovers. You're not one of the J-Lo. I didn't realize this existed. She writes it to her J-lovers. That's fine for you.
She writes it to her J-lovers.
She writes it to her J-lovers.
If you're not one of the J-lovers,
you wouldn't know.
I guess I'm not.
Wait, where's the documentary
on this March to May period then?
Coming.
Coming soon.
Because that's Kiss of the Spider Woman
and The Separation and Met Gala,
which was like the first sign of like,
oh, it's done.
Yes.
You don't need it.
It's going to be on Amazon Prime though.
Soon.
Hopefully.
I mean, that would be a perfect trif Yeah. You don't need Amazon Prime, though. So hopefully, I mean,
that would be a perfect trifecta
documentary trifecta,
which is halftime,
the greatest love story never told.
And then whatever this is,
that's talking about.
Actually would be like
when capitalism is cool.
I'm like, wait,
that would be epic
if we actually just turn
this into a whole bit.
It's like everyone's talking
about Beyonce's trilogy.
Well, we need to be talking about
the potential for this J-Lo trilogy.
Is the Beyonce trilogy ever happening?
I mean, there will be the third album.
There will be the third album, but it's just a question of where the visuals are.
Oh, I was talking about the Netflix thing.
When she had signed a Netflix deal for three productions,
and one of them was Homecoming,
and the other two have yet to materialize.
Okay, wow. I mean, you have to imagine, well, wait. and one of them was Homecoming Homecoming and the other two have yet to materialize okay wow
I mean
you have to imagine
well wait
Renaissance
is that anywhere
Renaissance was
did that count
they did the movie
it didn't land anywhere
and then it didn't
did it come out
it didn't come out anywhere
I don't think it was
a Netflix production
yeah
right
maybe it was though
I don't know
I believe that the
Beyonce visuals exist
and I believe that there's a plan.
There are some people out there who think
who doubt that
something leaked and it was like, you know,
it might not be as much of a grand plan as
everyone thinks. I'm like, no.
Even this, I feel like, is a leak.
Because you're talking about someone who is the
greatest Virgo of all time.
The original Virgo. Who has done
things previously thought
that he couldn't execute
and they've been to perfection every single time
I don't think there's any way
that you are the
visuals is the final answer on that
exactly the you are the visuals
does not feel like the end of anything
it's the beginning but also I think
it's fine to like hear me out like wait
like this is just we're edging like I think it's fine to like hear me out like wait we're edging like I think it's
fine that we are you advocating
patience yeah okay this is
a crazy day this is a crazy
day I've actually changed
I don't know if I'm different now it's cool
while we have you advocating for patience
we want to dig a little deeper
you Peyton because we have not yet asked
you the question Hunter Harris has been
asked the question what was the culture that made you
say culture was for you?
But now it's time for you, Peyton Dix, to answer that question.
Oh my god, the way I was like, oh my god,
I don't think so, honey, already.
My chest got tight.
To remind everybody, Hunter's answer we were recalling
from when you came on, Erin Brockovich.
Erin Brockovich? Oh!
Okay, I was thinking about like, okay.
It can be anything. It doesn't have to be a movie. Okay, okay, because, wow, I have a different answer. Yeah. Oh, okay. I was thinking about like, okay. It can be anything. It can be, it doesn't have to be a movie.
Okay.
Okay.
Cause wow.
I have a different answer.
I was like in theater camp, brag.
And I remember this girl, I was in like maybe middle school.
And this girl was telling me about how pink got her name.
If we all know the lore.
Alicia Moore.
Yeah.
Thank you for calling her by her government name.
Wait, I've never. It's spelled weird too. It's A-L-E-C-I. Yeah, thank you for calling her by her government name. Wait, I've never heard that one.
It's spelled weird, too.
It's A-L-E-C-I.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Of course.
White people are so creative with their names.
I love it.
I love it.
What are they going to do next?
But she got her name because she had friends that were black
and had never allegedly seen a white girl's pussy before.
Can I say pussy?
Yeah, you can say pussy.
You can say whatever you want.
Great.
More to come.
You said cunted earlier. Can I say pussy? Yeah, you can say pussy. You can say whatever you want. Great. More to come. You said cunted earlier.
Can I say pussy?
And now I'm like,
oh, shoot.
Can I say fuck?
What words are bad?
Wait, finish.
Go on with the story.
I want to hear.
They hadn't seen
a white girl's pussy before.
Yeah, classic.
And then she,
my down bitch,
showed and was like,
damn, that's pink.
And that's how
she got her name pink.
Seriously, it's a true story. She's like, wait, wait, wait. And that's how she got her name Pink. Seriously, it's a true story.
Wait, Shamika said she had potential.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
What a gramp.
This is a professional setting.
Hunter, no.
Sorry.
I had to.
It was right there.
It was right there.
I put it down so you could pick it up.
And that's why we wore it together.
That's why you're watching us say this.
Wondering on that one.
No!
No!
Sorry.
Oh my God.
First three.
Wow.
Wow, are we getting this?
Okay.
So is that really?
It's true.
It's true. It's true.
Is that also where
the exclamation point came in
or was that just fun?
I think that was like
when white people
were really creative
and then they started
doing something special.
What about exclamation point?
Yeah,
because she's loud.
And I think like in general,
I loved pink
and that felt like
so shocking for me to hear.
Yeah.
Also was just
so much more
interesting to me
this like era of
like white women cosplaying different races.
Like I loved it.
I was like more.
I'll never forget when There You Go came out.
And then I saw the video and I was like, huh?
Her and Gwen Stefani were doing it big and doing it hard.
We've talked about this.
I think when you're going to culturally appropriate, you got to do it with your chest.
Yeah.
Pedals with metal.
Don't have faucets.
Oh, period.
I'm like, that's why I'm why i'm i heard you guys talking about positions
oh my god no and it was and look it's a great album it's a it's a great album album it's an
r&b album so i was thinking next so thank you she's been black for a minute that's my black
queen when she wants to be when she wants to be i think she's taking time off right now, but that's okay. Arms are open when she's in her bag.
She's in her image and heap bag right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Which we all get into sometimes.
Image and heap, a creative white name to you?
Yeah, that's like a verb.
That's not a name.
It's an action.
For her last name to be heap is iconic.
Heap.
Wait, is that her legal name?
Yeah.
Her last heap. Image and heap. I saw her that her legal name? Yeah. Her last name.
Heap.
Imogen Heap.
I saw her actually at the Greek.
It was a transcendent.
Oh, she's incredible.
Is she like Irish?
What would you call Imogen Heap?
I don't know.
Is she like Scottish?
She's a white creative.
But she like.
Imogen Heap is a white creative and that's rule of culture number 50.
Imogen Heap is a white creative.
Is she Irish?
No, she's a white creative.
She's a white creative.
It's just two of their clothes, though.
They're neighboring.
But she is American.
No, she's British.
Oh, she's British.
Is she British?
I have no idea.
What did you say?
She's an English musician.
Okay, great.
From Essex.
Oh, from Essex.
So she's...
Yeah, from Essex.
Okay.
She's just a young girl.
Oh, my God. Wow. I really like to hear. Did you guys have a Brad Summer, would you's... Okay. She's just a young girl. I really liked her.
Did you guys have a brat summer, would you say?
Yeah.
I have a brat lifestyle, I think.
Yeah, you really do.
That is very true.
I'm trying to unlearn, but, like, every time we record our podcast,
every Monday, I come in with, like,
they're like, Peyton needs to drink more water
because I've been, like, hungover for...
You've been running hard.
Wait, but I will say it's a very brat coded answer to the question
which is how pink discovered her name was she showed her pussy to her friends yes yeah and
charlie was like oh wait and so does this like lump in a bunch of other stuff for you like is
it like a queer awakening too for you to like know about this or absolutely not actually that made me less gay I like closed my legs to that
yes yes but I think it just was
one maybe a
a sexual awakening in general
okay great and then leaning
into being like oh pink is so
fucking cool and iconic I want to be a bad
bad girl like yeah and has it been a steady
love of pink since that time
she's remained she has she really has remained time? So she's remained. She has.
She really has remained.
Despite all odds,
she's remained.
It's incredible.
Swinging from the roof
and like,
she's a performer.
Wait, the performance?
Oh my God.
Sealed into my brain.
You're talking about
Glitter in the Air.
Oh, wait.
The Glitter?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That was great.
Dance background.
Sorry, I don't know
if you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, the Glitter performance from the Grammys. Yes, Glitter in the Air. That was great. Dance background. Sorry, I don't know if you noticed. Yeah, the glitter performance on the Grammys.
Yes, glitter in there.
It was stunning.
It was one of the first times she did the aerials in like a very public performance way.
And I think as a result of it being such a beloved performance,
it then kind of became like her whole thing.
The thing that she's constantly up in the air
and spinning and twirling.
Is she ever like two feet on the ground?
She is, but not foring. Is she ever like two feet on the ground? She is,
but not for long.
Like she's airborne.
If there's potential for her to be,
I'm not even kidding,
shot into the sky.
Right.
I sent you the video of her.
She's here.
Two seconds later,
she is at the back.
A hundred feet in the air at the back of the stadium.
Like it's one of the most incredible things I've ever seen.
And singing well.
Yeah.
I do feel a little bit of nostalgia for who Pink used to be. Okay.
Okay.
When she accepted,
I think it was,
was it a GLAAD award when she was like,
I'm gay and everyone's roaring applause.
No,
I'm not.
First of all,
same.
First of all,
me too.
One time in eighthth grade I said
just kidding actually
oh nevermind
like she
used to just be so
I guess maybe
this is just an extension
or an older version
of being so
out of pocket
yeah
and like
it's just in a different way
and it's like
10 feet off the ground
totally
it's a little different
her being 10 feet
off the ground
is her being out of
pocket totally totally swinging from the roof um but yeah i know for some reason that made me kind
of like lock in yeah let me get out of theater camp and into the streets the streets
i'm in eighth grade walking out of theater camp running on cheviot hills on my pussy oh my god i'm gonna love this yeah i'm so
i love to say things with my chest yes you have to i feel like pink would do the same
i'm honoring her pink like was one of those girls too like she had a reputation for like
going there and i'll never never forget like the back and forth between pink and christina
aguilera on their watch what happens lives like about who swung on who in a club,
like pink was like,
there was some physical altercation between Christina Aguilera and pink at
some time.
And then like pink said,
Oh,
Christina swung on me.
And Christina was like,
why would I swing on her?
She could kick my ass.
Like I would never do that.
But like,
no,
that neither of them denied that there were hands thrown between pink and
Christina.
Wow.
This is the old pop girl beef that we need to,
now it's all in the business aspect of it.
And like,
we need it to be back.
We need to go back to like a fight broke out at the club.
And the last moment of this was like Cardi and Nikki,
I guess.
Yeah.
But the thing is like,
it's tough though,
because like,
yes, I would agree. The like litigious nature of it all
is like so much uglier and weirder
and darker. And sadder, yeah.
We're losing recipes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I don't want
the girls physically fighting. No, I know.
I do. I think that's
fine. I think more girls
should hit each other. You think Sabrina
and Olivia should have like a tiny girl skidding war?
Well, those are children.
If you're under like five foot two, you can't be like throwing hands.
Chapel Run will beat someone's ass.
Probably already has.
Theater kids fight, actually.
That's the whole, yeah.
100%.
They fight, they fuck.
Yeah.
Theater kids be fucking.
Because they free.
Because they fuck. Yeah. Don't theater kids be fucking. Because they free. Because they free.
Wait, no, but the thing about Chapel
that you guys were talking about on your podcast,
because you guys had like a real dialogue
about Chapel Roan and the like response to everything.
Yeah.
Apparently like, so our friend Dave Mazzoni
was on the carpet at the VMAs working for Logo.
And apparently Chapel hits the carpet
and everyone is just like screaming at her
because now the photographers know
if they fuck with her she might
like snap back so
the weird thing about it is like she's
low key matching
their energy and
he said that she like
sprinted over to them at Logo
and then was just like so nice to them she's like
I just want to talk to you guys
because you guys aren't fucking screaming at me.
Because he was saying that being there watching it,
it's very clear that like they are fucking with her.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
That's really shitty.
That you could like see it happen.
Like there's a clip of her being like, no.
She tells the guy to shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
She goes, shut the fuck up.
That was us earlier.
Yeah. she tells the guy to shut the fuck up yeah he goes she goes like shut the fuck up that was us earlier yeah
but he said it was wild
to be there
and like watch it
and he was like
oh no
she's like giving it back
to them
in the way that she gets it
worst case scenario
she like
ends up being
speaking of Fiona Apple
she ends up being like
a Fiona Apple
kind of person
or a D'Angelo
who's like
I'm gonna lock myself
in a house
for the next decade and not
put out music. It's like
that's what would be the biggest
not the biggest loss, but it would
just be a sad situation that she would not
feel like. It's like what Adele does.
Adele literally being like, you will not see me.
I will not be found.
Adele can get lost.
She really went away.
Such a Taurus of love.
Is that what Tauruses do?
Is that what you do?
No.
Have you seen that? Is that what Tauruses
do?
Because then you just have a brat lifestyle.
I don't know what that was.
Most Tauruses, yeah, but I move different.
You move different.
A little different.
What is pink, astrologically? Aries, maybe, but I move different. You move different. A little different.
What is pink astrologically?
Aries, maybe, would be my guess.
Oh, Aries.
Are you one of those people that can guess?
I'm a lesbian.
Guess for me.
Do you all want to be guessing?
Oh, no, for pink?
No, no, no.
Yeah, I think I'm curious.
It's September 8th, so isn't that Virgo?
Virgo!
Oh, yes!
I know that for her.
She has to communicate with so many people that have to get her into the sky.
Yeah.
She has to be perfect.
She's like, oh, Disney, my body needs to survive this.
That's so many in this world.
She's like, let's make sure,
because then did you see that one clip
of them getting it wrong?
And she was like, no, no, no, no, no!
And she hit like a speaker.
Oh my God, no.
Please.
I will.
That performance of the-
Wait, no, no, no, no.
He fell down and he saw it.
No, no, no, no, no.
As she hits, she like went,
her whole side of her body slammed into like-
Is it giving, and it starts right now.
Is it giving that?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
What is that?
It's the guy on like the jet pack,
the water jet pack.
And he's like, he's like on the news and he's like,
and it starts right now.
And then he like, he dives into the water.
I love any video of someone
where something suddenly puts them in motion.
Like you ever watch a video of like a reporter
on like a free fall ride?
This is so stupid.
But like years ago,
I'll never forget,
it was Rosie O'Donnell.
Rosie O'Donnell took the cast of the Drew Carey show,
I swear to God,
to California Adventure when it had just opened.
And they had this ride that was like a free fall drop tower ride that they've since taken
down.
It's no longer there.
But it's just Rosie O'Donnell and the woman from the Drew Carey show.
I don't remember her name.
No, not Mimi.
The other one.
Oh, the one who was.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
But they were like literally having a conversation.
They're like, where are you from?
I'm from Long Island.
Oh my God. I have cousins from Long Island.
No, seriously, where are they?
And then they just shoot into the sky.
And Rosie O'Donnell's like, ah!
And I'm like, see, there's more television like this.
Make people flying projectiles quickly more.
Do you know the two girls that like,
the one that they get launched and she keeps passing
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Nothing like that. Put it into my veins.
I love the videos of people on roller coasters
when they don't want to be there. I love it.
I love it. I love it. I love it. It's really beautiful.
It's so good. One of my favorite experiences
is like going to a theme park and
being like, I'm kind of scared. And then everyone's like
Peyton, Peyton. I'm like, no, I'm scared.
And they're like, Peyton. I'm like, okay.
Even though I'm kind of like, fine about it.
I just like, I actually just want people to be like,
You want the drama. Yeah, I want a little
like, lead up to the moment.
So that's the thing about me.
Guess my sign, and
the one you were gonna say is not it.
Oh, you saw my mouth start to, oh.
You were starting to say Capricorn. I was.
Wow. I was thinking earth
but now I'm thinking
he's a
he's a crier
if that helps
well you're gonna give it away
oh
sorry sorry sorry
um okay
cancer feels too on the nose
for that then
maybe
Pisces
oh
from a Pisces
rising Pisces
cancer moon
it's serious
oh my god
oh my goodness
people look at my chart
people that are in the know
look at my chart and they apologize are in the know look at my chart
and they apologize to me.
Wow.
It's like every feeling
that's ever been felt,
you've had it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In any given moment.
Yeah.
Like right now,
you just start weeping.
Oh no,
it can happen.
I've actually been
really emotional lately.
That's great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's good.
At first,
real tears I've cried
in a long time
was Hunter saying,
Shamika said she.
That was pretty legendary.
That was really good.
That needs to be a TikTok.
That needs to be real.
Or whatever.
Or whatever.
It's not the same.
Just cut it vertical.
We'll find it.
Whatever.
As long as it's vertical. We'll find out. Whatever. That's all we have for today. I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy.
We were friends.
How could you do this to me?
I don't trust her.
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Wow, well, that's also one of my favorite answers in a while.
Yeah, the pink-shouldered pussy to her friends.
Where did you hear about that?
At theater camp.
Oh, at theater camp.
From the girls.
From the girls.
The girls were sort of sitting around.
And was there an implied breakaway from theater camp
once you found this information?
Like you never went back?
Well, I hated those girls also.
But I was thankful for the information.
And sometimes you get the information from the people you hate
and that's like.
Totally.
Was this the only time
going to theater camp
or did you go regularly
as growing up?
I frequented.
You frequented.
But I actually was only
ever really in theater
because I was dancing.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
So I was just kind of
a five,
six,
seven,
eight girl.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
So dancers are the perfect
vibe of like,
you're not a theater kid
necessarily.
You just love to like hang out and like move
and you love music.
Like the vibe with the dancer is so ideal
because you're not like competitively like
rattling off like musical theater facts.
That's my one thing with theater kiddom
is that I'm like, okay,
like we don't have to be like encyclopedias at each other.
Yeah.
That's my only thing.
But you're theater.
Kind of.
But like the thing that like put me off of being a theater kid was like, it was just this constant like what I'm in ship about, like who did it more and who knew more.
Like all this stuff that I'm like, I hate that.
I like being proximate to.
Yes.
And I like being able to talk shit about a community that I'm tangentially a hate that. I like being proximate to kids. And I like being able to talk shit
about a community that I'm tangentially a part
of. Like that feels like
a kind of, I don't know, does that
make me a
minority?
No.
Not being black or being gay, but being
a dancer.
A dancer in a theater community.
A minority. So what I'm coming out as being a minority in a theater community. A minority.
So what I'm coming out as being a minority.
Totally.
You boil it down to theater kid.
You can boil it down to what?
Like my vibe?
Yeah, back then.
Oh, like back then it was like,
I'm sorry to say improv kid.
Improv kid.
This was like theater was just a means
to like get into into the improv group.
Sports kid.
You were a sports kid?
What sports?
Hardcore, cross country, and track.
And then before that, baseball and soccer and basketball.
Always a three-sport athlete because I had a coach dad.
So that will sort of dictate what your activities are,
especially growing up on Long Island.
Distance running, wow.
I had a 436 mile when I was in high school wow oh my goodness that's good i was that bitch dedicated
girl who was like not cool about it in fact at the straight wedding i was just that last week
the guy who was no i was number one on my track on my cross-country team and the number two
was there and he was like we were like jamming out.
And I remember I was such like, in high school,
I was so like, why are you smoking weed?
And then, because I remember at the time,
way back in high school, he was like, you're so,
he's like, I don't know why you're like this.
You know what's gonna happen?
You're gonna become the biggest stoner out of all of us.
And then cut to now.
And then you finish that pint of dairy.
Cut to now,
Bowen Yang says you finished the whole thing.
No, no, no.
Bow, how would you boil your identity down back then?
I was writer girl.
Writer girl. Yes.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no, no.
Not the other courses.
I was just a writer.
I went to Italy when I was in third grade
and I came back and said,
I'm going to make a newspaper for a class
so I can tell everyone about my trip.
Oh, I love that.
And educate them all.
It's alarming you weren't bullied.
I was like,
Mr. Worldwide over here went to Italy
and she wants to come and tell us in Oklahoma about it.
I was so pissed.
I'd be like, are you joking?
No, everything.
Every year I wrote something.
I was always a writer.
Was newspaper like the first thing of many like weird Tumblr girl?
I was a Tumblr girl.
Okay.
I wanted to be a novelist when I was like younger.
I would like fake write books all the time.
And then I eventually fake wrote screenplays because I wanted to write a screenplay for
Daniel Radcliffe and I to fall in love.
Oh my God.
That's sweet.
Thank you.
And then, yeah.
Then I wrote it for the high school paper to meet boys.
Yeah.
To meet boys?
To meet boys.
Because I would interview them.
Oh.
Slut.
Oh my God.
That's slutty.
So you would be like,
I'm doing a big piece for the school paper.
Can I interview you?
Absolutely.
I did a whole thing on the football team.
With each member?
That was part of it. I had to interview them all.
Did you pull trade?
I'm not going to say. Oh, what are you talking about?
It's high school.
You can't pull back the curtain on whether
or not your grand plan worked in high school.
It did work.
It did work.
Oh wait, and then it comes full circle
because then I wrote for the college paper where I brought her in. That was work. There you go. Great. There you go. And then, oh, wait, and then it comes full circle because then I wrote
for the college paper
where I brought her in.
Oh!
That was our first time
working together.
Yeah.
First collab.
Yeah.
Our first collab was not that.
We needed a,
I know it was
being the plan B
at Emerson College.
That was our first collab.
Yeah, but.
What was Emerson like?
It's supposed to be a fun school.
Not even,
I know you don't want
to talk about college.
Fuck yourself.
It's supposed to be fun. I toured Emerson and't want to talk about college. It's supposed to be fun.
I toured Emerson and their number one thing they kept saying
was Jay Leno went here.
They couldn't stop talking about it.
They love to brag about the comedians, for sure.
They do.
It was either Jay Leno, they'd always talk about
Jennifer Coolidge, too.
And the show, and the gay show.
Friends.
The gay show, Friends.
What's a.
Phoebe says you have potential.
Will and Grace.
Will and Grace.
Will and Grace.
They started their film there or something.
Oh, yeah.
Was it the director or something went there?
I think so.
One of the sets was in our.
Something like that.
Our alumni office worker is like digging their heels.
Digging their nails in.
Yeah, that's not true.
I don't know.
Totally.
Okay. So not what was college in Emerson like,
but did you enjoy Boston or were you like,
I'm a celebrity, get me out of there.
Yeah.
I don't think anyone enjoys Boston.
I love Boston.
I go there to tour
and they're some of my best audiences.
So you love Boston, but hate Ben Affleck.
I just want to make sure I have that correct. First of all, I didn't say but hate Ben Affleck. I just want to make sure I have that correct.
First of all, I didn't say I hate Ben Affleck. I said
I have Ben Affleck's number.
I don't hate Ben Affleck.
So that's like an easy... Wait, hold on.
No, I get...
I feel like
I understand Ben Affleck's
deal. I don't hate Ben Affleck.
I have empathy for Ben Affleck. I don't think
he should be dating these
emotionally
deck-of-cards-esque women, because
I think he should know
himself the way I feel I know him.
And then he wouldn't hurt
so many women. I also need to save
space for emotionally deck-of-cards women.
Emotionally deck-of-cards. I identify
actually. Thank you.
I told you all about my astro. Now I understand that you are water sign coded. Yeah. I feel actually really true to the identify. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I told you all about my.
Now I understand that you are water sign coded.
Yeah.
Actually really true to the soul.
Thank you.
The thing is,
I feel like every sign people to say,
Oh,
Leo's love,
but Leo men,
Virgo's love,
but Virgo men.
No,
it's so there's a common denominator.
Men.
Right.
So that's where I kind of say,
okay,
so men are trash.
Right.
Like you guys had,
Oh, that astrologist, the astrologer isa yeah yes isa
on and she was like oh it's astrology's pattern recognition but it's like well the ultimate
pattern recognition is gendered it's like men act a certain way and women act a certain way if i mean
i'm being i'm like bastardizing the whole like concept but no but i think that that is what
happens yeah yeah just like but of course capricricorn Man. Right, right, right, right.
Like, everyone does it with every sign.
So then I just, let's, like, stop bullshitting each other and just say what it is. Sure.
Which is tough.
The thing that, like, I was reading about Aquarius Men in the wake of something.
And it's like, well, you know, they'll often just, like, they march to the beat of their own drummer.
And, like, they'll do whatever.
I'm like, that's, like, a funny funny interesting way of saying they'll do whatever it is
the fuck they want to do. You know what I mean?
It's just like the way they want to
terrorize you.
They're offbeat.
The terror is just different
by the sign but it's still like terrorizing
the person receiving it. They zig
when you're supposed to zag.
A Capcom man is like oh he's going to tell you
why he hates you.
He's going gonna use you emotionally
for sure for sure
Hunter current feelings about Daniel Radcliffe
like is it still like do you still hold a torch
no yeah okay that's good that's healthy
no I can't do the Harry Potter thing
yeah but I don't think he's past that now
no no I'm yeah I think he's
past Harry Potter but I'm just saying in general
it's just like it reminds me too much of like that era
totally it's nice when you like grow me too much of like that era. Totally.
It's nice when you like grow up and are like, I don't know why I was in love with X celebrity or Y celebrity or any person really.
Yeah.
I used to have a crush on Rupert Grint.
Me too.
Oh, wow.
I thought he was so hot.
And it's so crazy because when you're reading the books, you don't have a crush on Ron.
You know what I mean?
You're never creating a Ron in your head.
That's hot.
And then for some reason, that grint.
But honestly, it was like really Malfoy at the end of the day.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Really Malfoy Downs.
Malfoy's dad.
Really?
What's his name?
The guy from Adolfo's Daughter.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You're talking about him.
Is his name Alfred something? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah his name Alfred something yes Alfred Enoch
Alfred Enoch
he was the lead of how to get away with murder
and the spoiler alert dies at the end of the first season
why did I spoil
were you upset
that can't be a spoiler
if you get your nails done you know what happens
I mean it's like
it's playing at every nail salon I feel like wait mean, it's like it's playing at every nail salon, I feel like.
Wait, How to Get Away with Murder is playing at every
nail salon? I feel like it was playing at one I just
went to the other day. They were just playing
How to Get Away with Murder? Yes.
I'll never forget the pilot of that show when she
turned around from that chalkboard and said,
How to Get Away with Murder.
And I was like, this is what
you chose to do and I'm so thrilled about it.
Thank God. With all your power,
you said,
I want to do this.
How long was she on that show?
A long time.
Didn't it go for like six seasons?
Yeah, I think so.
But she was with it the whole time?
Yeah.
Good for her.
Yeah.
She just respects the work.
Yeah.
No matter where it comes from.
And no matter what it is.
No matter what it is.
Period.
Sometimes I will be floored
when I realize like someone is doing some,
I'm like, wow, they really wanted to work.
Sure.
But sometimes I am floored by like
what people love and are obsessed with.
Like the fact that J.Lo threw a Bridgerton party
is crazy to me.
But also,
she's America's most famous basic woman.
To me, that was the big takeaway from-
She's America's most famous basic woman. Don me, that was the big takeaway. She's America's most famous basic woman.
Don't talk to me about Taylor Swift.
No, you're going to lose it.
I think that J-Lo
cosplays as someone that's not as basic as she is.
But then why is everything
cream?
And her affinity for hats.
Why is everything cream?
What's with all the hats?
What's with getting married to Mark Anthony?
That's basic.
He's the light FM.
The man.
You keep pushing me out.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm like, I'm just.
I didn't notice you.
I thought I was just really getting it.
I thought you were just kind of being moved for a moment.
I'm leaning in.
I'm leaning in.
Wait, you guys were saying Sabrina Carpenter makes music for straight women.
I think Jayla makes music for straight women.
Oh, absolutely.
Jayla makes music for.
Did you listen to that?
I listened for who?
Sorry.
I listened and I listened to like two songs, but.
No, no.
That was that album was really bad.
There was one song that I liked.
Which one?
This Time Around.
Can you sing that?
I'm not going to do it justice.
Okay.
Okay, fair.
But maybe I need to give it one more spin.
This is me now.
That one at least had something because it was like something you could latch on to
yeah
I just felt like you know
remember when she released On The Floor
like that was good things were different
things were different
well I'll never forget when this was actually way before
you were on SNL
this is so random
but my best friend from high school
Kenny and I we would dream about one day going to
Saturday Night Live. And we found out
that the way you get tickets is you have to
send in for the lottery during the month of
August. And they'll give you a random
date, like two tickets, and you can
either take that date or you don't go.
Like, you don't get to pick. It's like a
really intense, it's really, really,
really rare that you get it. We got
it, like, randomly. Your first lottery? We would, it's really, really, really rare that you get it. We got it like randomly.
Your first lottery?
We would do it every year.
And then Kenny won it one year.
Wow.
And it was host and musical guest J-Lo.
Wow.
Was it starting the I Love You Poppy era?
This was, okay, so she was releasing an album called Love?
Yes, yes.
This was on the floor.
This was the on the floor era.
But this was before they put the dance stuff on it.
So she did two ballads called Starting Over and Until It Beats No More.
I'm telling you.
She sang two ballads.
There was an acoustic guitar on stage next to her.
And I'm telling you, this footage is out there.
You got caught.
And I remember turning to Kenny and being like, I thought she was pretty good.
He was like, I mean, yeah, she was
good. So Kenny didn't like it.
No, and that's what I'm saying.
But I will say, it was
at that period of time where, so Kenny is a straight
man, so there was
definitely the energy of, dad ass
though. You know what I mean?
It definitely doesn't lie. And it's an
absolute treasure. But her sketch comedy was pretty lie. And it's an absolute treasure.
But her sketch comedy was pretty good.
She's a really good host.
But it was weird because all of a sudden, after
that, I was like, oh,
On the Floor came out, and I was like, this is a
pivot. The music was not
the, they did not want what
would ultimately be the type of genre
she did on This Is
Me Now. She has wanted to do that for a this is me now right she has wanted to do that yeah
like i think she's wanted to give like this is music that i really feel from my heart and my
emotions okay joanne wait i like don't like when artists do what they want to be doing like i'm
actually like you said get into the sweatshop and make it. Get into the heart factory
and get to work.
That's not what we want from you.
And yet you like Chapel Road and you really defend
her. Okay, but I think she's
giving us what we want, though.
And what she wants to do.
Yeah, it just happens to be the same thing.
Okay, yeah.
Happy medium for her.
Go steal from Ashanti again.
You guys are making great points about how Chapel Roan sings with her chest.
She doesn't just say what she feels with her chest, but she also sings with her chest.
And it has been nice.
It has been nice to have someone really coming out here and giving me full belt.
A belt.
I do think the musical moment of the year is the end of the Good Luck Bay bridge.
It is the musical event of the year is the end of the Good Luck Bridge. Yeah. It is the musical event of the year.
Period.
One more thing about J.Lo, though, is that I do think she is,
she has this, like, pincushion quality to her,
where it's like we all want to, like, get in there.
And, like, no one will let her, like, do the things she wants to do.
And people, like, pick on her in this way.
Like, in the way that we might even be doing now. And it's totally fine.
I just think like,
even like the IO moment on the podcast,
like IO talking about JLo in that way.
And then having it like kind of rear its head again,
when they were like sharing a space at SNL,
it's like,
there is a quality about JLo that we were like,
we kind of love to make fun of,
not make fun of her.
We love to like pick it apart.
She works so hard to be as famous as she is.
And you have to remember like.
That's okay.
It's okay for someone to sweat like that.
Right.
But what I'm saying is if you're going to be out here sweating like that,
you're going to have commentary on you.
Totally.
And then to be like arms folded.
Well, I didn't like that comment when you not only you're, yes,
you are so gifted, so talented, whatever not only you're yes you are so gifted so talented whatever
but you're also like so
you you work so hard
for people to talk about you like this
then you can't be irritated
when people talk about you like this
I think that's true but I mean that being said
I think the Io thing was such a specific moment
of like JLo actually reacting and what
I felt was a cruel way but like usually she
does take it like usually she's not super reactive.
But I think in this one instance,
she was like,
I think she gave an interview
where she was like,
well, people said,
you know, everyone says stuff
when they're 20 or,
it was something that I just felt
like was very disingenuous.
Cause like JLo,
when you were 20,
you were saying the N word in music.
We all listen.
We remember the songs.
Let's be serious i also think
it's fine to make fun of hot people like that's what they're there for like oh you can't take
you look at your abs you can take 50 whatever look at your ass at 50 you can take it okay you've got
that yeah i would be like if that was me i'd be like fuck him anyway yeah she is you know i think
she like wants to be a singer
but she is ultimately
like a superstar
like she's so good
at being famous
she's so
like Bridgerton Birthday
come on be serious
she's so funny
she's naturally
she's a Kamala Harris
of
of pop girls
of pop girls
she's naturally
a comedian
that's huge
you know what
you know what we've lost
which is actually
I think the best
Kamala meme ever can we've lost, which is actually, I think, the best Kamala meme ever?
Can someone turn that up?
Which is one of the classics.
Can someone turn that up?
Is, I think, my favorite thing we have Kamala.
Did she say those words in that moment?
I don't know.
I don't know where it came from.
Yeah, yeah.
I just like the stare.
I like not knowing any of them in context.
I don't want the context for any of them.
I just like them as standalone.
Wait, what's your favorite combo meme?
Don't choose mine.
I have a new favorite,
which it's not that it's recent.
Sorry, not to cut into your answer.
No, no, no.
Wait, well, what's yours?
Yeah, what's yours?
Okay, so there's some teachings that need to happen.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's some learnings that need to happen.
Spencer does say that to me every week. It's a really good teacher. She's like, Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there are similarities that need to happen. Hunter does say that to me
every week.
Yeah.
She's like,
oh, listen,
it's a physical thing.
It's a field of her left behind
that day.
Okay, wait.
Randomly new favorite,
it was not going to be
the one I was originally
going to say,
but the wheels on the bus
go round and round.
Yes, yes, yes.
And like skipping
and hopping was,
I was like,
oh, she is on some good SSRI.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I wouldn't be soft brain like that.
That's how I want to live my life.
Soft brain quality.
What about you?
I mean, I think, can someone turn that up?
But in terms of what she has said,
I do love Unburdened.
Unburdened is great.
I love Unburdened by what it's been.
The physicality to that one too is also really good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I just love anyone that repeats something a million times.
Like I recently did watch the,
there can be a hundred people in a row.
It's so good.
It's performance art.
It's one of our best moments in press ever.
What is your favorite combo?
It's, it can be subbed up for something else,
but it's, I love good news.
I just love good news. I just love good news.
Yes.
I love Gen Z.
I love Gen Z.
I just love Gen Z.
I love Gen Z.
I love Gen Z.
So there you go.
President.
Let's let president,
president,
turn it up.
President the house down.
Let's move on to,
I don't think so, honey.
Is it time?
It's time.
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This is our segment where we take one minute to really get something in culture.
Matt and I will go first.
Matt, do you have something?
I have something.
It might not totally land, which is not unusual for me, but I have something.
Why don't you go first then?
Because I'm actually struggling to solidify.
Okay, great.
Okay, so this is going to be Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey on this episode.
And his time starts now.
I Don't Think So Honey hovering or just pacing around.
Stay the fuck put. I was on a
plane. The people who hover by the
bathroom, you need to stop. You need to
plant your feet. Feel your feet.
Stay in one place.
I just knocked my mic down.
What is this thing with hovering?
I need you to be still.
Am I making
any sense? Sometimes I'm sitting next to my good sister,
my friend,
and he,
and he paces every now and then.
And I think we all need to,
and this is not,
I'm not,
I'm not targeting you.
I'm saying there's a,
there's a thing happening in the culture right now where people love to
hover around folks or around a door or just are not being spatially
considerate.
And hovering is usually not convenient for
anyone else but you. Why are you
hovering? Sit down, plant
your feet, feel your feet, feel the weight
of your body on the surface that you're making contact
with. I don't think so any hovering.
You are not a saucer,
a UFO. You do not
get, you are not levitating.
You must plant your feet
firmly where you stand. That's one minute.
Don't ever tell me how to move.
If you ever tell me how to
move again. Her body, her choice.
No, no. I'm definitely
a pacer. You're a pacer.
I understand pacing, but
there's a difference between pacing and hovering.
Like this whole like airplane door
situation, the plane door thing. I'm like, oh, that's crazy.
Stop. Stand there and wait. I'm like, oh, that's crazy. Stop.
Stand there and wait.
So you're in row like 38 being like immediately up.
Like, oh, you got 10 minutes.
No, come on.
Okay, wait.
Now I have my I don't think so.
Okay, this is Matt Rogers.
I don't think so.
His time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
The words feel free to roam about the cabin.
First of all, feel free to roam about the cabin.
How about everyone just sits in their seat for the
what even if it's a long flight it's not long enough where you need to get up and roam about
the cabin the word roam excuse me no if you want to stretch your legs it's one thing you want to
get up and stretch and walk around to make sure you don't you're by your parts don't fall asleep
that's one thing feel free to roam about the cabin i'm here too and then it's gonna become
a thing
where you're standing over me.
30 seconds.
And I can't tell you where,
because then what you've done
is you've given them the freedom to roam.
They can feel free.
And they can feel free to roam right above me.
And then it becomes a Bo and Yang situation
where he's like,
why are you standing over me?
Why are you standing by the bathroom?
Because guess where they're going to roam?
Where there's room around the bathroom.
Guess who maybe needs to go to the bathroom?
Everyone else! Normal people who don't
roam about the cabin.
And trust me, I'm someone who gets restless like
I have ADHD self-diagnosed.
I have to get up and roam too.
But not about the cabin on the plane.
I don't think so. And that's one minute.
Thank you. As someone with self-diagnosed
ADHD.
I understand that you have to get up and move.
Yes.
But not around the cabin.
No.
Wait, that's like so good.
That's like one of those things you really never think about.
But there are roamers.
There's roamers.
People love to roam about the cabin.
And they're always being nosy.
They're always trying to see what you're looking at.
Trying to see what you're watching.
Trying to see what you're doing.
Or worse, stretching.
I've seen stretching and I've witnessed it and I hate it.
We can't get on the same page about how you behave in an airplane.
Because I'll also tell you this.
What really bothers me is when the plane is landing and you're in an aisle seat and they won't pull up the window.
The person in the window seat won't pull up the window.
So you can't see when it lands.
Because the moment of a plane landing can be so jarring.
No, but...
Oh, and you would rather get a visual on how close you are.
When the plane is landing, the windows are up.
We all need to see.
We need to have...
Oh my God, you don't agree.
No, no, I do agree.
I think there should be like a class in the third grade
for all children across the world.
About how to behave on an airplane. I think there should be like a class in the third grade for all children across the world about how to behave on an airplane.
I think that's very true.
That being said,
I think if it's a dark flight, an early flight,
it's dark outside,
the shades need to be closed.
That's fine.
The shades need to be closed.
If people try to sleep, the shades need to be closed.
I'm a reasonable person.
But what I'm saying is when we're all going to land,
why wouldn't you want everyone around you to have an awareness of when a large sound and movement is gonna happen i don't want someone to
you know be next to me unaware that we're landing and then when we feel the jostle do something
crazy i guess it's never subtle when you land like it always is like a shake
like it's never smooth
sometimes I mean I've been on some
flights where it lands and you're like
that can't have been right
that's so often actually
have you ever felt
like really felt
one wheel hit the ground and then
the other wheel hit the ground
were you on spirit oh my god
I do think the European airlines they'll make you open the and then the other wheel hit the ground. Were you on spirit? Oh my God.
I do think the European airlines,
they'll make you open the shades before you land.
Yes.
And I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Delta doesn't make you do that.
Delta is very like choose your own adventure. It's very feel free.
Yeah.
Very feel free to roam about the cabin.
I'm telling you,
these words are harmful
and we're going to regret them.
Okay.
Because someone's going to feel too free.
Yeah.
I think we've all felt too free.
People already feel too free
when they walk around the cabin barefoot.
Barefoot.
It's too much.
It's too much.
This one's saying a class.
But there should be classes on how to fly.
We talk about this all the time.
The sexiest thing someone can do
is getting through security just seamlessly.
Oh.
Don't do it.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Wait, there's something. I'm not. We're pressed for it. Oh my God.
We're pressed for time.
Yeah.
Wait, what happened?
Did you guys get into it? Did you travel well?
No.
I'll say we're in different lines.
Oh my God.
Imagine I was in classes.
Well, this one's global entry.
Well, yeah.
Because he's an adult. What are we doing? Don't. Excuse me. well this one's this one's global entry well yeah that's yeah that's good to hear
I don't have it
don't
excuse me
there's a class war
happening here
no
okay Hunter
do you want to go first
uh sure
okay
no I want to hear yours
I want to hear yours
okay yeah
okay
because you've done it before
yeah
Peyton's done it before
Peyton's going to close
is going to bring us out
this is Peyton Dix's
I Don't Think So Honey
you ready
and her time starts now
I Don't Think So, Honey. You ready? And her time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Standing on business.
I think we should sit, maybe lay, lie down,
maybe step on business and then immediately step off of it.
I think we need more wishy-washy representation.
I think you actually don't need to be 10 toes on anything.
I think it's fine.
It's a big, it's a tall order.
I think you'd be like five toes or two big toes.
Like,
I think standing on business
is actually,
if you think about it,
just an extension of capitalism.
Yeah.
So if you're like pro the man,
you're a cog in the machine,
really,
if you are pro standing on business.
I think when you move like me,
a professional,
a woman with an open mind,
a child of knowledge,
if you will.
I'm actually just, you know, a Libra moon also, by the way.
But I feel like if you are someone who is anti-standing on business,
you are someone that's just eager to learn.
You're actually someone that's, I don't want to be beholden to,
like, a tweet from, no one should be beholden to a tweet from,
you know, high school or anything.
I don't want to be beholden to a tweet from 10 minutes ago.
That's not my business anymore.
Like, I think that we should just be able to say what we want
and then immediately regret it or immediately take it back.
Yes. No consequence. And that's one minute.
Absolutely yes. Anti
accountability queen. There was a royal
pause that just happened.
It might get cut from the audio, but it did happen. No, it did
happen. Ten toes down is
such a trap. Silly.
You know what, though? I have a question for you. So you're
an advocate for saying things with your full chest,
but also you're not an advocate.
You're now, I don't think so, honey, standing on business.
So what is the difference between standing on business-
I'm doing it right now.
I'm being wishy-washy.
Wow, yeah.
Yay.
You know, I say so many things on our podcast,
and I'm just like, that's how you feel?
And I'm like, actually, no.
I don't think so.
I actually iconically discovered a time that I did this,
and I actually couldn't believe it.
With my full chest one time,
probably about two years ago,
I said, people should be calling Taylor Swift
out for the private jet thing.
Literally.
And then it came on this podcast.
Six months ago, I go,
why are people pissed about her private jet thing?
You don't want her
showing up to the airport?
You think Taylor is going to show up to the airport?
That would be inconvenient.
But I literally said prior, like, no, that's not okay.
And you should be able to hold people accountable if you love them.
That's what a fan should do.
Yeah, yeah.
And then on the same podcast, the same human being.
Hunter Harris.
Do we have time for mine?
Absolutely.
What do you mean?
You said Peter
would close us out.
I said Hunter's
going to close us out.
Oh, okay, okay.
I take it back.
I take it back.
Okay, okay, okay.
This is Hunter Harris.
Wait, can you imagine
if we were like,
we can't.
We can't.
Well, I...
No, no, no, no.
But we like the last one.
Anyway.
I have the timer.
I have the clock.
Okay.
This is Hunter Harris's
I Don't Think So Honey,
The Return.
I'm trying to get ready.
I hope it's as good as my...
Her time starts now.
Okay, I don't think so, honey.
People who talk about college too much.
I don't think so, honey.
People who have school spirit
as an adult.
You are grown.
We get it.
You went to school.
You got a piece of paper.
You paid $200,000
for a piece of paper
and to make your friends.
Enough is enough.
Enough with it.
I don't want to see this school that's
stanford the dumbest bitches i've ever met went to stanford i swear to god harvard oh take off
your glasses enough enough okay so you want to go back to reunion okay fine enough okay so you
want to go wherever whatever walk around williamsburg that's too much no one cares we're
all adults we all go to whole foods or trader Joe's. Those are the real colleges of adulthood.
What grocery store is that?
We create a university.
Chopped Academy.
No.
Chopped Academy.
We are grownups.
We don't need to have school spirit.
You gave money to somewhere and now you are an adult and we don't have to deal with it
anymore.
Enough is enough.
I don't talk about Emerson College because I'm not proud of it.
Oh.
And that's one minute.
Wow.
Trader Joe's is the,
what did you say?
Is the college of adulthood?
Yeah, that's the choice that you make.
You know what's crazy is like
you hear someone went to like
some prestigious college
and then you're like,
oh, well they clearly didn't
get any emotional intelligence.
Wow.
You know what I mean?
It's like the EQs
are some of the lowest in the world
from people that went
to these really good colleges.
Like I could name some.
Stanford, Harvard, Georgetown.
Like, I mean, I could go down the list.
I can name them.
Name what you want.
If you can't drive yourself.
Well, yes.
No, period.
Wait, you said you can't drive yourself?
I said, if you can't drive yourself.
Oh, drive yourself.
Because I'll say New York University
with my full chest.
I'll send Tintos down at the same time.
Some of the dumbest people in America.
100%. In the world, really. It's an international community. Until you the same time. Some of the dumbest people in America. 100%.
In the world, really.
It's an international team.
Until you say you went to Tisch
and then you only have
emotional intelligence.
Uh-huh.
That's all you got.
That's not even a given.
No.
Some of these Tisch kids,
the EQ is bad.
You better lower your voice.
No, no.
I've had to deal with
you fucking Tisch kids
for my entire adult life.
You elected to deal with us
again and again and again.
You could have stayed in your college of arts and sciences.
I really could have.
That was so fantastic.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
You're shrinking yourself.
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Emerson was, Emerson is like so funny though, because people have such school spirit of
Emerson, but this is probably why you're talking about this is like, you know, these people
so, so well.
It's just too, like, why talk
about college at all? It's, it's,
when I, what does the Bible say? We put
away childish things. Enough. Oh my
God. Okay. Hunter was popular in high school
and it shows. She was like, you don't need to be talking about college.
Actually, I love when people talk about high school though.
I feel like you can listen. High school is more informative.
Yeah, I think high school is a little bit more. It can go too far
though. Like for me, it's like, I don't know, college.
Yeah, I get like prizing high school over college,
but the high school thing is just like,
there's only so many experiences you can talk about.
Whereas like college affords,
I guess a lot of different experiences.
But high school,
but talking about high school is interesting
because you are,
because the parameters are smaller
and you are more limited in your.
It's like, I did this extracurricular.
I was, I was this superlative.
But college feels too, like they're too synonymous to me.
A lot of colleges are pretty much the same, just different like branding names.
Like high school feels a little bit more hyper-specific to you.
It feels a little like coming of age too.
It's like, when did you first drink?
Like, what was your first like party?
Like your parents getting mad at you. It becomes a whole story of like your growing up and like where you come from too. It's like, when did you first drink? Like, what was your first party? Like, your parents getting mad at you. It becomes
a whole story of like, your growing up.
Where you come from too. Exactly.
More. That was something I would have never guessed.
Well, I guess that is more
interesting because you're way more different
from the person you were in high school
than you are now. So there's an element of surprise
to whatever narrative. Yes. Totally.
Totally. But are we all on the same page though?
And you're alluding to this.
Anti-reunion.
I don't understand reunions.
Not in this day and age.
No.
Have you ever been to a reunion?
No, I have no interest
in high school or college.
I don't know.
Maybe you do with high school.
One of my good girlfriends
from high school
was our class president
and she doesn't give a fuck.
I mean, she's the person
that would be like
organizing that.
But literally,
we do have so many
weddings
and also with social media it's like
the people that I would want
to check on I still follow
you know what I mean like I don't need to reunite
yeah I'm nosy but I don't
need to meet again
I don't have to hop on a plane literally
hop on a plane and then not for nothing but
get dressed to go up to see
people from high school good luck managing the a plane and then not for nothing but get dressed to go up to see people
from high school.
Good luck managing
the anxiety there.
And then actually having to
not just be like,
so what are you doing now?
But continue a conversation
after that.
But also iconic episode
of the other two
when they're on the way,
when he's on the way
to the reunion
and he's like
singing along
and it's like,
oh, everyone is like
talking about you
because like you live in New York.
You live in LA.
Like that's kind of,
that's like satisfying. But that's, Right. You live in LA. Yeah. Like that's kind of a, that's like satisfying.
But that's, but it works for a TV episode.
Yeah.
I don't think it works for real life.
But then you're just there.
You're just, you're literally just there.
You are just there.
And also like, I'm telling you, like every conversation would be longer than you need it to be.
Yeah.
Like I can barely get through conversations with people I like.
Period.
And no whale.
You're like, this has been insufferable.
This is terrible for me.
That's why I hate hosting a podcast.
I hate talking.
Disgusting.
Couldn't you tell?
I despise this.
I abhor it.
I come here every day and I'm so upset.
What did I choose to do with my life?
Well, I didn't choose it.
Y'all chose it for me.
You made this podcast successful. Fuck you.
Why did you do this to me?
High IQ, high EQ, King Matt Rogers.
Not so.
And this was not insufferable.
This was so, so fun.
And I would have paid for y'all's friendship in college.
I would have paid for y'all's friendship in college.
Just like I paid $200,000
so I could have a lesbian shake with my friend right here.
I'll do like a bi shake. a lesbian shake with my friend right here.
Let's do like a bi shake.
That's the best we can probably do.
That's bi?
Why is that bi?
Because it's a lot of movement.
Yours is like subtle and sweet.
Ours is loud.
Seeking attention.
You know what I mean?
That's what ours is doing.
That's hovering culture.
We truly love your podcast.
Let me say this.
It's on Wondery.
You simply must listen.
It is truly the better version
of this podcast.
And watch it on YouTube,
because we got to get those numbers up.
Come on.
Yeah, we're working.
I'm telling you, they give you a good visual,
and I'm like, I'm looking at it, and I'm like,
no, people need to be watching this.
We need you watching.
You shading their numbers, wow.
I'm shading the numbers because I'm like,
why wouldn't you-
Growth mindset.
Why wouldn't you face that?
Growth mindset, growth mindset, money mentality.
Archie Payne.
I love it.
I'm Archie Payne.
No, I am Tree Payne.
And I'm proud of you.
And we end every episode with a song.
Do you want to know what song's in my head right now?
Sing it.
Because when I arrive, I bring the fire and make you come alive.
I can take you higher than the sun.
For life. I can still remind you. the sun's full time.
I still remind you, let it rock, let it rock, let it rock.
When that song came out, I was like,
no song has ever gone harder than this.
Who was that?
I have no idea.
I have no idea.
But why is it like, remember the beat?
It was like this crunky beat.
It was like really sick.
It was back then.
It was back then.
What song?
I was a senior in high school.
Kevin Rudolph?
Kevin Rudolph!
Whoa!
Your first lesbian crush.
My first lesbian...
What?
Really?
We've been listening.
The lore.
We've been listening. We know lesbian crush. Wow, you've been really... We've been listening. The lore. We've been listening.
We know the lore.
Okay, bye.
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