Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Hoopin N' Hollerin" (w/ Sarah Squirm)

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

You'll feel truly ~vaccinated~ after this ep of Las Cultch, in which the boys and the volcanically talented/criminally insane Sarah Squirm discuss literally the funniest things they've ever seen (Reno 911: Miami, some shit from Shrek, news anchor fails, etc.), the power of identifying as annoying, epic fails!!!! (our thoughts are with the grape stomping lady, Scarlet who took a tumble and the two girls who got involved with the shit in a cup), practical special effects, sci-fi make-up and creating body horror, how The Wizard of Oz is the greatest and perhaps only film of all time, the influence of Pee-Wee's Playhouse, the crossroads where RHONY currently finds itself (is this now a Bravo podcast?), flops named Dababy and Matt Damon, how a certain show in the zeitgeist (sorry!) maybe did not necessarily nail a depiction of ass-eating and Edward Scissorhands. Also, is Donald Trump's hair.... kinda cool?! Something to think about. You truly must watch The Sarah Vaccine on means.tv and pay the fuck ATTENTION to everything Sarah does ever because she will make your HEALTH BETTA. Alright, 'til next week! Keep campaigning! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. your podcasts. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow.

Oh, and look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling.

Look at my sister. Beaming in the light. Excuse me. I have this little mini clip on panel. That's your eyes playing tricks on me. But you have star quality. And when you smile, it reminds everyone of happiness. I don't know about that.

I do. I don't know about that. I do. I don't know about that. Okay, because I don't know. I feel like maybe this is Monday brain. Do you have Monday brain? I've got Monday brain. I had a, sorry to be a millennial. I had the Sunday scary.

What happened on Sunday? what happened on sunday nothing nothing happened on sunday it was just that that like the anxiety thing of like lying in bed on on sunday night oh you know and i and i this is so hack we can't talk about it i just didn't sleep well last night and so of course today i'm like oh i don't know if anything's right you know it's because you were partying yesterday i was not partying stories i saw you at the titing i saw you joel joel kim booster wanted to go for a couple hours we said yes joel joel told us to go and then as we left he said um i was like well at least that was safe and he goes yeah but it's like outdoor transmission isn't not a thing and i was like then why did you tell me to go to the damn party well now you have to be quarantined because you have the big film coming up.

I have the big film coming up. Yeah, I did realize today. I was like, we got to, we got to hermit up. Yeah, batten down the hatches. I'm coming to New York for an undisclosed reason. And I'm also going to be quarantined. I love that. And I'm just going to sort of be there for an undisclosed reason,

which has sort of not been announced and i'll be quarantining myself but i will see my sister are you excited to see me how much one through ten it is the meter is broken do you see the meter i'm showing you the meter right now on the zoom meter the dial is fucked up foobar as they would say. Oh my God. Our guest is shaking her head. Our guest is shaking her head because of foo bar. Because of foo bar. Well, I'm excited to see you two very much and excited to come back to New York.

I feel like I just got back to LA. World wind trip back to New York. And here we go. We're going to be New Yorkers together. Oh my God. we're gonna be new yorkers together oh my god you know i i think new york might be might be over soon i think new york might be done thank you you have to stay there for so long as a cast member of the big show that takes place there so how do you feel about being in such a dead fucking city as per your own words i i don't know you say this i'm because i'm telling you i'm like depressed on a

monday this is yeah yeah welcome to being a millennial faggot faggot oh speaking of that oh my god we have to check in on on on matt on current events are happening as we speak we speak and fucking matt damon only realized a couple months ago on the year of our lord 2021 you can't say faggot because he said it at a dinner table as a joke and his daughter was mortified he said what do you mean i said it on and stuck on you and we're and we're supposed to think that that's like an okay an okay reason talking about on you, like it's like Brokeback Mountain. Like it's a document we have to look back on and say like, yes, this points true north.

Like it's the movie Stuck on You. Just because you said it in the movie Stuck on You doesn't mean that you can say it now. I think the only way it would have been okay for him to bring up Stuck on You would have been to say, Greg Kinnear and I had anal sex so I can say it

and I've been like yes you can say it had him and Greg Kinnear when they sort of got their prosthetic off because they famously played conjoined twins in the movie yes this is a movie that he held up in high regard and he did play conjoined twins with Greg Kinnear I mean had they fucked

on the movie set and that been part of the sort of discussion at the dinner table with said daughter, then he could say it all he wants. You have Azalea Banks rights. You can say it. Azalea Banks rights. So that's actually rule of culture number 100. Azalea Banks rights means you can say faggot.

Well, gosh, I mean, we don't really have to discuss that. It's floppy on a behavior. Well, we hopeaggot. Well, gosh. I mean, we don't really have to discuss it. It's floppy on a behavior. Well, we hope that Mr. Damon, you know, we give him a non-judgmental space to learn and grow. And I hope, you know, in this little... I mean, but in that piece, I guess, the guy who wrote that profile,

or whatever it was, opens with, you know, Matt Damon's candor is that he says things that are like he kind of rattles things off as if to you know make a headline he's kind of like sharing he's like no i know it's it's it's whatever i mean uh but it's just i think we just give him this time now to hopefully i don't i don't want to say learn and grow because I feel like that's just not, those words have been rendered meaningless maybe since last summer, but we wish him the best. Truly all he had to do was say nothing or just be like, make jokes about Ben Affleck and J-Lo

and like things would have been fine. But here's the thing about Matt Damon, he constantly speaks out of turn like no one asked for him to say this he kind of just offered it just like no one at like he remember when he sort of fell for that trick that the reporter was it was like in the midst of me too and this one reporter was like okay so in your estimation time i love that time such a such a time a whirlwind a culture shift you know uh and so remember when he sort of fell for that reporter being like so in your opinion what me too's are um what what men should we be like ah let him off and what men should we be like oh no what they did was really bad and he did literally be like, okay, well Harvey Weinstein's bad,

but like this person's not so bad, but this person's bad. Like he literally like went in, like as if we wanted to hear from him. He totally fell for it. So I just think like, just, just don't talk as much.

Like you didn't need to say faggot. This is, this is something that we all can learn from. We can all just do less. We need new celebrities, I think. I've been saying it for years. I think we need all new celebrities. Sometimes I think about who we've been talking about for so long,

and I'm like, we need a new slate of famous people. I'm done. I can't talk about these people anymore. Our guest is absolutely raving. I offer up our guest as one of the culture makers. New celebrity. New celebrity. Literally, new face.

We have to congratulate the guest on getting JFL new faces for stand-up. Well, I want to hear all about how it went. I want to hear all about how it went. Okay. And then you must, everyone must watch her new visual feast. A special, if you want to call it that. It's hard to categorize. And that is what our guest does so well.

It's called the Sarah vaccine. It's on means TV worker owned streaming service. We love that. Did you hear that? Megan McCain dragged Kathy Griffin today. Our producer, Megan McCain dragged, dragged Kathy Hilton today. I just... But did you see the news that she, like, dragged Kathy Griffin today?

Well, Kathy Griffin announced that she has lung cancer. And so they brought that up on The View, and Meghan McCain said, I think it's terrible that she has cancer. One time she made fun of my best friend, who's like my brother, Clay Aiken, for being gay. And this was like, it really hurt him. Wait, Clay Aiken was her best friend?

Well, Clay Aiken is Meghan McCain's best friend. I see. So then after all that, Clay posted a photo of Kathy Griffin and him on Twitter, like hugging. And he was like, love Kathy Griffin, nothing but light and support. And one time she even hosted a charity for me. like i just thought it was so funny these two women are fighting over clay aiken in this in this year of our lord i think i think kathy griffin isn't fighting with anyone i think she simply came out and announced that she has lung cancer and i think all we needed to do was support her but that's not what our producer megan mccain did she said sad that she has cancer but i don't like her because one time 20 years ago she dragged my

friend clay aiken for being gay which is like hello fucking hell when's her last day when i thought it was supposed to be friday but apparently she's back this week and then mary trump came on to promote her new book and megan mccain sat out the interview and mary trump called her out on air for being a coward and not wanting to do the interview with her. So there was drama today, even in Meghan McCain's last week. I think Meghan is part of the people who just need to be replaced. Celebrity wise. So you do agree. We all we need all these celebrities. I didn't disagree when you when you mentioned that earlier. You were hesitant. No, not at all. I proposed.

I yes anded even. Yeah, well, the best thing you could do in comedy. The best thing you could do in comedy is yes and. It's a rule of culture. It's rule of culture number seven. The best thing you can do in comedy is yes and. And when I yes anded you, I said our guest deserves to be in the new slate

on the new roster. A-lister. Just such a, such a fantastic multi-talented artist, a visual art genius, practical gore, body horror, savant.

Please check out the Sarah vaccine on means TV. And Oh, JFL new face. Yeah. Powerhouse. Powerhouse performer. And part of the wonderful collective Helltrap Nightmare. They just moved from Chicago to LA.

We're so happy to have her. Everyone, please welcome Sarah Squirm! I'm over here laughing my ass off. I'll tell you what. I didn't see you. I didn't see you make a peep. I thought you were frowning and judging i was hooping and hollering hooping hooping and hollering all right it's literally

a front runner for title event literally do you play basketball absolutely not never day in my life you seem like you could play ball you seem like you could ball. You really do. Because I'm six foot one. Yeah. Yeah. You're never, never. You act like you've never seen the girl. She stands at five foot seven. I'm going to say, am I,

am I correct? Nice for you to say it is five foot five, but I do find myself more imposing than five foot five. I, I remember you as like a five, nine girl. I'm going to say, I remember you being a little taller than me.

Or, you know, you made me feel small, which is what every gay man wants to feel. Yeah. And I'm annoying, so my energy shoots upwards. You have a resonant, annoying energy that goes right through your head. I have the same thing. Hello, Teresa.

Hello. Do you think you I self identify as annoying absolutely I'm trying I think we should reclaim the title yeah oh that's that's so powerful like oh I'm like yeah I walk into a room and you're gonna be pissed

off in 10 minutes because I'm here so what but you're able to like you're able to like refract it through like a little prism that you're like you're able to like you're able to like refract it through like a little prism that you're like you're self-aware of and like it it comes off as like oh but she's like cool like she like she can do like she could she can she can challenge this voice or whatever like i feel like that's like the sarah squirm like you know what cool annoying girl it's honestly so nice of you to say but then when someone is performing annoying and they're self-aware of it it almost makes you chaotic

evil because you know how annoying you're being and yet nevertheless she persists you don't you don't use your powers for good you in fact inflict it on the people watching i think all three of us can be called empoweringly annoying we can or it's it's like i i'm okay with being annoying what's the what do you all what do you both think is the most annoying thing about you if you're to self-examine whoa boniang first uh i fucking use like awful vocabulary words like sat words that no one above the age of 17 should ever use that's my disease what about you matt i think i'm annoying because i often make things about myself and um feel the need to perform at all times and what would be considered uh relentlessly um uh sort of needing to be the center of attention.

So that's kind of annoying. I have a follow up to that. But okay. Interesting. And Sarah, what about you? I would say that I'm annoying because I need to look like a clown who just hopped right out the clown car at all times. All eyes on me in the center of a ring just like a circus. Come on, Brittany.

Come on, Brinty. What's your follow-up? My follow-up is, okay, how do you guys feel about this statement? From like, like someone who comes in and is like, I don't know, you guys do too many bits. It's like, it's hard to hang out around comedy people

because there's all these bits all the time. I'm sorry we're being funny. We've been on, I think we've all been on both sides of that though, right? Like we've all been in a room where like, this is too much. I don't like this. And then we've all been on,

on the side of it where it's like, we're doing, we're engaging in the bed to read. Right. Yeah. I, I, I think that I've definitely like,

I used to date someone who often was not comfortable around the comedian group of friends because there was a lack of i guess genuine conversation or like maybe it was kind of taking over and i was just like yeah but sometimes sometimes you gotta just go for it to entertain yourself i don't know i i i when people are like i i the one person who was left out of this didn't feel right about it i'm like well then maybe this isn't the space for you right that if i feel left out of something i'll be like cool i i'm not gonna do that again i don't know i'm not gonna complain about it i have noticed there are people who run their stage bits on you in conversation oh hey that's awful i

fucking hate that no and you can tell because it's like a little too built out and the references are a little too pointed and they're like and they're pausing for laughs yeah they're holding a microphone at the restaurant i think it's fine if someone's doing a bit and they discover something and then later you see it on stage but if you've sort of seen it on stage and then it happens to you in real life that's spooky that's that's like scary oh that's really tough have you ever been at a show and someone's performing and they're like and so i was talking with my friend the other day and then blah blah blah blah xyz and then you're like i'm the friend from the other day oh damn that is chilling you have goosebumps you're pointing to your damn arm damn arm and do you guys want to know what goosebumps

is in french and i think it's so fucking cool oh my god he's like sort of circling back to the thing he said about himself that is annoying and bravely going there no that's that's a vote no i'm talking about like sat words this is a french translation this is another language so it's totally different from what you were saying it's not annoying no it's entertaining the sat is in france go on it's cher de poule because growing up you would read goosebumps and then you'd read the french version in canada and in quebec and it would be cher de poule but speaking of montreal sar, tell us all about the wonderful festival Just for Laughs. Well, your girl Sarah did the festival Just for Laughs in Los Angeles

in a room full of only industry people. And after I got on stage, every comedian came up to me and said, hmm, it looks like you did 15 minutes of theirs instead of five. Did you go over, in fact? Say this. We haven't performed in a while. No, it's hard. My biological clock's off.

I would say I didn't do 15. You wouldn't know if you did 15. I would wait. Okay, so I did see the light and for those listening i would say the light sometimes means to what are they do they tell you explicitly what the light was so they go they go this they go red light you got a minute left flashing red light it's time to go off the stage i'm up up there. I'm having a, I'm pooping and hollering. I'm really so,

and I'm like, I'll wait for the flash to happen. Never see the flash. This is true. You're gaslighting. You're not gaslighting. No, I saw the light and then they never flash it.

Emergency, emergency. We were the police were getting off the stage yeah you gotta go yeah i didn't get the scolding light and i almost got the i only got the courtesy light yeah so i did six and then i get off and what and one of our dear friends who shall remain nameless said something to the effect of felt like 10 say their name say their name who cares who was it drag them Sydney

Sydney who has never been on time to anything like I'm sorry no no no literally also sweat Sydney's never gone over yes Sydneydney's never run the fucking light come on i'll say this i wish she would have because i like to see her perform oh that's what i'm saying it's like if you run the light it's like they should be so lucky you're up there for

double the time you're supposed to you're they should be so lucky you guys are playing the x meanwhile i'm giving you two x i'm giving you three x that's what i'm saying you're giving an arc mama three x and it's so funny because like i was a comedian in chicago for like 300 4 500 years now i'm 49 years old it is true how the it's those things are so important then and then yeah it's it's funny isn't it and now you did it and now it's like over and now it's over and just and you know what my and you know what someone said to me i go they go how is the how was jfl i go fine yeah they go you know what if you bombed then the show would have been important but because you crushed the house down, mama. It's all one under the B.

Saying that it's fine is probably the best fucking outcome. Yeah. That's a good job. And if I don't see 20 million in the bank by two years from now, then the festival means nothing. I can tell you I went in 2017, and it was years before i'd see 20 mil it was years 40 years had to pass for i so my bank account finally reached 20 mil and you're also 49 years old i'm 49 well busy phillips math i'm 49 sitting in front of a rothko sitting in

front of a rothko sarah did you paint all this yourself the mural it's gorgeous i mean yeah i went insane over the pandemic well it's my mind this i did this to our right is a 20 foot mural of eyeballs and that's a door you can't tell oh my god i love that you painted the door that A square eyeball. Bet you've never seen one of those before. No, I haven't. Well, maybe in some SpongeBob SquarePants. Maybe in some random universe where everything's... Yeah, maybe in some random other universe,

like a cartoon or something. Maybe in the Lego movie. Certainly never on this plane. You guys are making me laugh so hard. We're being stupid shut up we're being the most stupid creatures Nothing yet. Here to be in Germanic. With the Real Housewives of Potomac. Oh my gosh, can I take this in? It's going to be amazing.

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Tell us the funniest thing you've ever seen. Serious? Yeah. Yeah, tell us the moment you laughed the most. And then we'll all say the funniest thing you've ever seen serious yeah yeah tell us the one moment you laughed the most like and then we'll both we'll all say the funniest thing we literally ever seen yeah okay it's real i like can't describe it okay wait matt you're from long island oh yeah we have a lot to talk about yeah i'll schedule it over the next hour yeah we'll get there does sleepy mattress company exist yeah

i don't know if it's i actually it's one of those things where it's like that could be a local thing or a national thing i don't know but it felt it certainly felt very local well this is when i go okay hi my name is sarah nicole i'm gonna open a mattress store what do i call it sleepies yeah yeah definitely definitely there could be millions that really works okay so how is this the funniest thing you've ever seen what happened i was like 10 and there was a sleepies commercial on the television and there was a kid jumping on his bed so crazy he laughed so hard oh my god that is so funny thinking about a kid jumping on their bed

so crazy literally I'm laughing what are you talking about I am laughing my ass off lmao laughing my fucking ass off I was like boing bo, boing, boing. And he was like jumping on his sleeping mattress crazy.

Oh my God. He lost his absolute mind. Was he like a kid? He was like a little tiny guy. And then I like can't even. Okay. Well, the punchline is he's, he's jumping on his mattress crazy style. And the sound effects go boing, boing, boing. That's the before the mattress crazy style and the sound effects go boing boing boing

that's the before the sleeping mattress oh my god after the sleeping mattress he's jumping on the mattress okay that is literally so funny and we lost Sarah Nicole

because of it we'll never know what happens after the sleepies bed when the sleepies bed come in that's literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard alright so I want to figure the end of this

but is there an end or an arc yes she's about to tell us we'll get the sleepies mattress and the kids jumping on the bed crazy style instantly fall asleep in it. Years later, I was woken awake in the night

that's straight upright and I was like, I need to find this commercial from my youth. And I found it on YouTube. You'll have to post when this episode goes up so everyone can see. Wait. Is this a

cartoon boy or a real boy? And that's the thing. It's a real boy. Oh! I was picturing. Surely in my head I thought it had to be a cartoon boy because what you were describing was just so funny. Thank you for sharing that. I can think of the second funniest thing i've ever heard you can go because i'm

gonna do two two because i realized i have two that are so it's so tied it's so tied oh shit wait can everyone do their one so i can find the exact first and last name of the person who said all right yeah bowen do you want to go first? I have, well, okay, so I had to do this thing for, where I had to find, I had to sift through old photos, and what I did before I deleted Facebook, like, 45 years ago, was just, like, downloaded

all my old photos, saved them on this drive, and then I looked through my old profile pictures, and remember like, 2009 was such a dark period in Facebook culture, do you guys remember this? Yeah. And it was, like, right around, like, probably when I discovered. And remember, like, 2009 was such a dark period in Facebook culture. Do you guys remember this? Yeah. And it was, like, right around, like, probably when I discovered Reddit.

And, like, it was just, like, random, you know, like, random-ass photos that made you laugh, even though, like, nothing was really happening in them. Right. And have you guys seen the photo of the llama or the alpaca with no legs? Yes. And no ears. It was just like a lump. It's just a worm,

like a furry worm. That's it's an L and like, and it's, and I think that, and I looked back at that. I was like, I back then thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life. And now I look at it,

I feel nothing. And I'm like, I was a, I was a disgusting person in 2009. No, that is so funny. The alpaca, that's only a body and a i was a disgusting person in 2009 no that is so funny the alpaca that's only a body and a worm a fuzzy worm that was literally so funny it's ableist of me that's my number one random humor it's? We need to bring back random. Okay, so I have to...

They're sort of like both musical sequences in film. So first of all, my runner-up is in Muppet Treasure Island when they're taking the roll call and they cut to this one gorgeous woman and she says, Aye-aye. That's really funny. Aye-aye. she's literally so beautiful

playing with gender yes it really was so shocking I had to laugh and in that same movie that's my runner up and my one from Muppet Treasure Island is the Cabin Fever sequence you ever seen Muppet Treasure Island when they do we got cabin fever

anyway that I probably watched a million times. And also the Duloc song from Shrek. Oh, Shrek. The Duloc song. The song from that, the little, like, when they open the box and the Duloc song happens. Welcome to Duloc with such a purr. Yes.

I know the whole thing. Perfect place. That. I think I watched that a million times. Please keep off of the of the grass yeah and they did this play where it's like um they were supposed to say wipe your shoes rub your face yeah yeah yeah i thought that was so funny oh my god it is shrek holds the fuck up shrek holds the key it's actually rule of culture number 50 shrek holds the key to humor you know you hold the key stinky onions that's right yeah there was there was not a scene in shrek that wasn't so funny absolutely i'm making waffles oh please oh please

when he said I'm making waffles I was like that is hilarity Sarah what's your second thing well then in the time I also thought of I thought of two more things that are really funny say both I've never heard both more not to brag

I did a show at the Hollywood Improv ever heard of it last week in a comic known as Wayne Fetterman I did not brag. I did a show at the Hollywood Improv. Ever heard of it? Yeah. Last week in a comic known as Wayne Fetterman. Okay. He's on Wayne Fetterman. Shouts out to you, bitch. Shouts out to fucking you.

Gets on stage and he says, you know what? Comedy. If I can make one person in this room laugh. Oh, I'd suck. There are like 40 people in here that's really I would suck there's like 40 people in here I love that

he would shoot himself in the head to think that that's my impression of what I think he delivered it much better and I've never seen the man's comedy but my impression of him can't be right either and you're gonna see him and you're gonna be laughing i'll say i'll be laughing my ass off lmao and then the other joke that i just thought of that's this is actually the funniest joke of all time from the three amigos and they're like oh is that that's a male plane and someone else goes how can you tell can't you see his little balls

oh man really good reaction out of you guys but no that's okay you have to hear it from the horse's mouth bowen what's your second what's your second funniest thing you ever heard or saw mine mine is like i think it's something from like the south park movie when like like saddam hussein pulls out his dick or something i don't know like that was like as a kid i was like that's the funniest thing i've ever seen yeah absolutely saddam hussein's dick also remember in team america world police when they had the really long sex scene and the puppets were like fucking also when that movie started and the puppets started to come out i literally me and my cousin were screaming, laughing,

rolling on the floor of the fucking Sticky Theater. It was, we couldn't believe that was the movie. Wait, no. Okay. I have, I have a third thing. I have a third thing. And this, because the Team America thing reminded me of this. In the Reno 911 Miami and the movie.

Oh, the best movie of all time. The best movie of all time. There's like a whole scene where Jim Dangle and Trudy Weigelt, Carrie Kinney-Silver and Thomas London's characters are in the motel about to have sex. They start to hook up and then it cuts to this. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

It cuts to this insane sex scene between two people with incredible bodies. And then it pulls out to the wide and it's these two other people and the guy says, oh my my god someone's filming never seen it but I'm laughing never seen it but I'm laughing you have to

it's so good across the board everyone in the movie is so funny Kerry Kenny Silver kills it Lisey Nash is unbelievable there's a, the rock is in it for like two seconds and then explodes. Like it's so good.

Also, Paul Rudd is, it has a cameo in it. It's just, it is so funny. It's so dumb. And I used to, I used to like watch that again and again and again and think,

why aren't more people talking about this? We've had to talk about it on this pod before. I don't think we've really talked about it. Anyway. It's so funny. I did three. Matt, do you have a third one? Do I have a third one?

Oh my God. I mean, when I saw Adele Dazeem happen, I did. Oh yeah. I've never felt like that before. I would describe it as beyond euphoric. It felt like something happened to my body where like i've i don't know if i'll ever replicate how how much joy i got from watching him say adele dazeem and then the cut to her and i just i've never and that was the number one moment

in culture history of course of course but it bears repeating because it really was was so fucking funny sarah has her hand raised and i'm calling on you yes sarah nicole thanks can i can i pose a counter to that yeah yeah i'm gonna do impression of this really important i mean if that's gonna be the number one um in culture history there's gonna be a sarah nicole number one in culture history okay i'm gonna do an impression of it and you guys have to guess what it is and I really hope you've discussed this on this podcast as it is a cultural touchstone. Okay.

Okay. Oh my god, I'm so excited. Yeah. The grape stomping lady? The grape stomping lady. Oh, oh, oh! And it sucks because you know she's in a lot of pain, but itured a long oh no is that true

i think like her like her rib she cracked a rib and it like fully impaled her lung and that's why she sounds like no it's not quite that but she was she was i think she was hospitalized but she also sucked she was such she was such a little piece of shit in the lead up to that she was hospitalized. But she also sucked. She was such a little piece of shit in the lead up to that. What? Because they were like, stop stomping on the grapes. And she goes,

I don't want to stomp on the grapes. No, no, no. Yeah. Well, and then in the lead up there, they cut to her from the news desk and she's like, okay, we're here at the winery. What are we doing?

She just was such a fucking, fucking dumbass. I don't know i would also like mad has his hands raised yeah i would like to say another really funny thing that happened which was one of the funniest things ever that ever happened uh which is scarlet takes a tumble when scarlet can be together together when the boom boom boom oof oof oof

no she posted it and was like lol she thought it was so funny Scarlett was unlike the grape stomping lady not critically injured she moved on and got the humor of it but I just couldn't believe that someone would set up a camera and record themselves singing so seriously and then the way it fell oh my god oh sarah sarah was gonna bring up something else

yeah she has her hand yes i would also like to propose another really funny moment that happened in culture. Yes? That is when Fergie sang Fang the Anthem. Of course. Of course.

Bowen Yang, you have your hand raised. I'd like to call on you. This is classic. There's nothing more 2009 than this sitting on the toilet oh yeah sitting on the toilet sitting on the toilet yeah honestly that was viral videos like nothing happened and one thing happens in them and now it's like on tiktok you get full stories and shit and like it's so like rich and like so much it's so dense but like back in the day early viral video days like double rainbow we wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for like two months no yeah we also bowen i mean you know what's really stood the test of time? You know what I like the most?

Cake farts. Let's get this done. Hmm. How am I going to do this? And this is my counterpoint to the TikTok of it all. Cake farts. Cake farts. Sitting on the toilet.

We're talking about moments in time where of sheer total violence that happens spontaneously we question authenticity with a hundred percent a hundred percent we question the authenticity we'll never have a lemon party again i think we're past lemon party or like two girls one remember like two girls one cup like where you were yeah like i don't think we'll ever have like shock moments like that ever again on the internet i have to say i've never i've never been able to get through two girls one cup why matt erasing the female man horrifiesifies me you're kink shaming they're enjoying it

I know they're enjoying it and I celebrate them I just when I tried to watch it it was like okay no I can't even talk about it as you can see I just can't how do you say goosebumps again? Cher de Poule you're getting Cher de Poule

I had everywhere when I tried to watch that is my pronunciation good yeah that's really good you guys are both really good what was the last time either of you and I'm serious about this grew up

go girl what was the last time either of you in earnest in serious yeah youtube searched epic fail oh my god i can tell you our college pals and this includes like you know this is probably right yeah this is like this is like anna dresden andmer, like our that little coterie of people when we were all like, you know, in school together. Like we would just go to each other's dorms or apartments and then like look up Epic Fail videos.

And they're still cutting them together. It'll be like best Epic Fails Q1 2021. Like the compilations are nuts. Or they're themed like, you know, sled epic fails, dog water epic fails. You know, like all these, so many categories, so many verticals of epic fails. And I mean, it's a whole like sector of the internet that's still thriving as much as we're like, oh, epic fails, remember those? So for me, it was like probably like three years ago. As recent, I know that seems recent, but as recent as three years ago.

What about you? I'm begging the both of you on my hands and goddamn knees. I am entreating you. This is something I did at a low point in the pandemic. I'm not too proud to say I had a time. And you YouTubed haven't and you YouTube and you had a really fun time no what'd you do

oh no YouTube I'm gonna say estimate the humble estimate three hour minimum rate news anchor oh I love news anchor fails

also like when they accidentally say like fag and they're trying to say flag and they're like oop sorry flag news anchor fails is so good the one news anchor fail to rule the ball we all are in agreement on what that is right no say it because it's escaping me

and I'll agree Sarah do you know what I'm about to say like the ultimate news anchor fail yeah yeah yeah no no no it because it's escaping me and i'll agree sarah do you know what i'm about to say like the ultimate music to you yeah yeah no no no no no it's next up we have the person who climbed the highest mountain in the world mount everest but he's gay excuse me he's gay he's blind but he's gay no no he's blind but he's gay oh my god nope nope he's blind i'm sorry he's blind so we'll be hearing more in that her trying to save it nope so he's blind so we're we'll hear more on that later and didn't she come back after the break and was like i'm so sorry i think i said he's gay

but you know he is blind and he's here wait sarah what were you mouthing what were you mouthing i couldn't make it out. Make it back to the microphone. Come back, come back. The interesting thing is that you, you know, you said, I remember the funniest thing that's ever happened. It was misspeaking. I was misspeaking. I was lying. No, the news anchor was misspeaking.aking and you said that's the funniest thing and i'm noticing a pattern with me where i always think that the funniest news anchor fails or when there's a medical when they like faint so i was mouthing stroke oh the grammy's lady and she started having a stroke i did think that was immediately sad but at the time it was like what the hell happened here yeah so that you can deal with that you brought up sad stroke on television and punctured lung grape lady, who's never the same. Someone, people who are bodily.

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rogers and bo and yang the working title of this podcast um we ask every guest what was the culture that made you say culture was for you? Do you understand the question? I really, I do to a fault to, I have too many things to say. And I'm going to go insane. Well, I'll say this. And I say, I'm going to go on Las Culturistas. I'm going to go on Las Culturistas. I'm going to do my goddamn research.

Okay. I'm going to listen in an episode with my dear friend and sister ruby mccallister oh yeah oh that was like dark i was thinking about i was thinking about that episode the other day because the way she says that's that katrina jack that's that new york jack she was saying i had an la jack la jack that's no she she that was dark gay culture was a highlight episode of the pod. Everyone please listen. Ruby McAllister one of the most perceptive, funniest

raw talent people you will ever hear. Maybe nobody listened to that episode considering that fucking bitch said what I wanted to say. What did she say again?

That fucking bitch, my best fucking friend. She's a betrayer. She's a betrayer. Said the culture that was most influential to me. I wonder if that's why we're friends. What is it? Tell us.

Three years ago when she went on the show and said that the most influential cult to her was peewee's goddamn motherfucking oh my god yeah this makes so much sense for both of you and especially you let's leave her out let's leave ruby out of it yeah take her out of the narrative for a damn second what did peewee mean to you? Everything. It was like the first thing where I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. This is cool.

All right. And by the way, has anyone ever done it since? Don't think so. I don't think so. People try. And by the way, humiliatingly, they try. They should be ashamed for how they try. Do we think that like, no, I can't think of anything. It's just the only thing

that's like, okay, this is when I go crazy. Go. Okay, you want to hear my crazy? Yes, yes. The only total works of complete and total art. Tell us. Pee Wee's Playhouse. Yeah.

Wizard of Oz. I am obsessed. Just saw Wizard of Oz two nights ago at Cinespia in LA were you there no no literally it was it was truly wild to watch it again because it is a perfect movie it's a perfect movie

you're like no one's this was the first movie ever made and no one's made a movie since interesting it's kind of fascinating and also I'll say This was the first movie ever made and no one's made a movie since. Interesting. Yeah. It's kind of fascinating. And also, I'll say this for this movie and then we can return to Pee Wee. But I just want to say the special effects of the Twister sequence, it's actually really scary and jarring how real it looks. Like, it's very like, like, obviously they had to do practical effects.

It was 1938, I guess, when they shot it. And then it was released in 39. But, like, she's truly, like, fighting against the wind. It's so scary when they're all going down to the cellar and they close it behind them. And she doesn't make it in. It looks real. It looks really real. And the twister looks great in the background, like, for the time.

It's crazy. To say nothing of, like like the rest of the visual treat that is the movie have you guys seen that whole feature at where angela lansbury like talks about like all of the crazy shit that went down with the wizard of oz i mean i it's been a while since i've seen it but like all like the casting craziness with the tin man and like oh my god right like it's nuts and then um but then, the thing that I will never forget about, which is, this is so dumb,

but like, you know the shot of the house tumbling down and landing? Yes. That's just like them on like a stage pointing the camera to the floor

and then them dropping a little house figurine. Yeah, that's how they did it. Talk about the intro sequence to Pee-Wee's Playhouse that's all miniatures. Okay. And like, let's go back to Pee-Wee becausewee because peewee like it totally tracks in your work like it fully is like a new fucked

up grotesque version of like of that of like i mean like talk about like practical gore shit for you because like that is commitment that is work that is like manual crafting of art and you have to wear it and you have to like time it out and like kind of like i don't it's i i feel like i'm everyone please watch sarah vaccine and all of sarah's work it's it's it's but talk about like your relationship with making that stuff i so i haven't learned how to make it real until i moved to los angeles and all my friends are movie magic makers and so like i was living in chicago for So I haven't learned how to make it real until I moved to Los Angeles. And all my friends are movie magic makers. And so like I was living in Chicago for like, you know, whatever, 300,000 years.

Making being like, oh, I want to make an effect where like I make these big clay veiny boobs with big pepperoni pizza nipples. And so how do I make the milk like shoot out of the nipples oh obviously what i have to do is put a tube through the nipple fill my mouth with milk and then blow milk through the tube and so it could you know what i mean i was doing like like arts and crafts like like rubber bands and tape kind of practical effects which is kind i mean that's like you know crafty campy whatever and like all in for like i love peewee and like wizard of oz because it's all this like very tactile it's like an immersive universe that you can like reach out and touch and it's like you know i think like because i make a lot you know arts and craft the aesthetic i hate that words it sounds like kind of like cheap and it also it's not like diy

or either it's not like yeah i think people are like, oh, you do DIY stuff so we can pay you like no money to do your thing even though it's like so... You know what I mean? But now I moved to LA and then I made Sarah vaccine with my friends who are like real special effects artists. So I'm like learning how to not do stuff that's just

like milk with tubes and stuff. My friend Eris, genius genius, works at the like special effects shop that like made all these like practical effect horror movies that i love and like was part of a team that made the masks for slipknot and i'm like so major so major moving to la is fun because you're you're surrounded by people whose job it is to professionally make stuff crazy style and everyone is a genius problem solver and an

artist. It's just cool. In Chicago, if I wanted to make a pimple exploding with pus, I was like, oh, I don't know anything. I just filled a bubble wrap bubble with Vaseline and then painted it to look like you improvise.

I improvise. That sounds like a solution, though. It's definitely a solution. And then I move here and my friends are like, oh, this is how you do with like silicone and all this cool stuff. And I still don't really know how to do anything, but it's just kind of like fun to like mess around and stuff. And I think that's why I like practical effects because it's like funny i think movies have lost it so much by foregoing practical effects i really do i think that like for example like like when they first tried to reboot star wars and like with the natalie

portman era of star wars as i call them like all the aliens being cgi like it made it feel just it just took me out less yeah and then like they got better in the in the next reboot like the daisy ridley era um but like but you know it's true like you know you could never get the magic of something like wizard of oz now because they would overdo it because they love to throw money at the problem in that way maybe it's even easier for them to put things in in post like you could never do jaws now if they tried it would be embarrassing and it wouldn't be scary and with with wizard of oz it's like obviously they were playing with like now we're going into color and like you know all that stuff So there's so much to play on, especially like via the like the world of filmmaking up until that point. But it's so interesting to think of those as like the things that you respond to because you do genuinely work with that stuff.

And then when you move to L.A., you are around so many more people that are capable of that. And I would imagine, Bowen, like you see like magic get made every week at your job. But I remember my first experience with that was like when they put Mitra and I in alien makeup for the, my friend Melina did your makeup. Yes. And she is incredible, incredible. And her whole,

everyone she works with is amazing. And it was really wild because I've obviously been in makeup trails before, but really just to get like on camera makeup done. And then these people put us put so many extras into full on alien geish and it was so involved and so impressive and we were laughing

dying laughing Mitra we had the most fun day you both looked so funny but it's just like people are capable of such like wizardry it's beyond and what Sarah's and it's what sarah's saying is that it's funny there's something funny about you and mitra being in this like silly fucking but real you know alien makeup and like i don't know like you're so right sarah and

that's a little sad that like no one's done it like peewee since on like that scale i think it's really expensive in a way that's like you know like if you and mitra were to be animated aliens for that i think it would have been cheaper but then you lose the magic of like obviously animation is like major and it's like 3 000 people working. But like you're in a room with like eight people who are all up in your face and it's like, it's inherently social and like more present. And I think why, especially now,

I think there's a deep desire within me to like really hold on to the practical is because like we just spent a year and a half in isolation. And I think it is easier to do. Wait, it's made up, right? I heard it was a fake. I heard it was a big hoax.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I keep calling you Sarah. You know what I mean though? It's like, obviously I love animation major, major, but you can kind of do it like a bunch of different people at different computers on different sides of the planet. Well, when you do it all in post, it's like like of course it's appealing because you're able to control it up until you know you hit export but it's like you got to make the decision on the day if you

want to do it all practical and like you just you and and doing things practical means that you have to have the confidence in what you're doing you got to know what you're going for like before before it goes somewhere else to get like put you know cut together or whatever the hell totally and it's like for sarah vaccine i had to make um my friend eris had to make i'm just like obsessed with them and literally everybody go be obsessed with eris and hire them to do everything they had to make like a crazy fucked up facial prosthetic and so i had to get life casted which meant me sitting in a chair for three hours while they dunk you and dunk you in the goos and the goops and like silicone and plaster bandages or whatever and it's just three hours of like complete and total surrender you're like i just have to trust

the people i'm with meditative it's totally meditative and it's like you don't have to like there is this like weird sick element of danger when you are doing practical effects like the other week me and eris had to make a head explode and it's like you know obviously no one's getting hurt but the little like possibility that maybe someone could maybe get hurt that's fun yeah yeah yeah the danger it's the danger who did you make it for when you did bernie sanders when you when you played bernie you you had one of the best bernies that's the same girl who did matt and mitra's makeup oh melina say can you say melina's full name because melina stearns honey malina stearns honestly like truly truly great and i think this girl ally too mcgillicuddy yeah there was there was like a whole team there and it was such a

it was such a wild day because like it was honestly worth doing obviously it was fun to be in a katie perry video but just to have the experience of being put into makeup like that like you hear like the stories of like when jim carrey did the grinch you know what i mean like that he was truly in like six hours of makeup every single day and you kind of take for granted like just how much effort that is and how hard that is and to keep it the continuity and to perform in that also what it does to you as a performer when you are put into makeup like that you really do come alive like it really changes who you are and it's just he had those fingers

like can you imagine yeah you watch the grinch and you're like okay best performers of all time literally i i'm in agreement you know like if you were in half if you got to wear those fingers for a day you'd be a different person. Totally. Yeah. You'd be gesticulating all over the fucking place. With those pointy little fingers. And Melina did the old man Bernie makeup.

I was like, can you give me prosthetics to make me look old? And she was like, actually, I want to try this technique I've never done before. And I go, I'm obsessed with you. I'll let you do anything you want to me. Take my body. It's yours i she did this weird thing where she put all this like strange glue on my face that made my skin like stick to itself oh my god that it produced natural looking wrinkles without like additive prosthesis oh my god she gave you like lines yes it was very disturbing because it was my skin behaving as if

i were 300 000 years old cool um wait i had another thing to ask you oh my god you guys you guys have you have you have either of you ever watched that reality competition show it kind of got like buried i think it's still on it's called face off and it's like practical it's practice it's effects makeup people all like it's and all like having to compete and like come up with like and all the challenges are insane and themed and it's like these people are wizards and witches and like just magicians yeah it's crazy crazy crazy crazy i've never seen that show but yeah one of my friends was on it joe oh yeah yeah and it's funny like anytime i'm like oh like i had to paint a backdrop on like paper actually for sarah vaccine i had to paint these big hands painted back backdrops that were like 10 feet by 10 feet and And after I painted them, I was like, oh, shit, I got to roll these up to transport them to the filming location.

But like, how do I roll up a big piece of paper with like 10 hours worth of paint on it? You know what I mean? Without wrinkling it. Call up Joe, who's on face off. He goes, get this. I worked at a warehouse where we had to hand roll ancient silks. So I know

the rolling technique. You know what I mean? It's like, we don't know shit. I don't know any of this. And there's people, you don't even need to know. I'll have sex with Joe. If Joe told me...

He's hot. I mean, he's hot. Of course he's hot. Of course he's hot. He knows how to roll ancient silks. Ugh. Fuck. Like, he knows how to roll ancient silks.

Like, that... And that's, like, one of those things. Like, if you know how to do it, like, I will have sex with you. It's like, when someone can play piano and sing, like, I will have sex with you. It's like one of those...

If you can roll silks, like, I will have sex with you. I will have sex with you it's like one of those you can roll silk it's like i will have sex i will have sex with you do you have one of those things where it's like if someone can do one thing you'll fuck them okay um the physician's assistant in my doctor's office is moving to miami um and he is just this adorable adorable guy and he's gotten like really jacked in the pandemic it It's so weird. But, you know, he's like so sweet. And like, I'm not like that, like creepy with him. And I've never, I've never, whatever. I sound so fucking disgusted. And he's a listener.

He doesn't, he doesn't. He has no idea. He knows nothing about me. But he, it was my last checkup with him last week. And he gave me like a quick little exam and just like massaged my abdomen while I was lying down I was like see like you know medicine you know how to

touch me like this is this I'll have sex with you I would fuck any doctor for sure yeah or dentist or dentist no they're sick they're sick they're sick maybe I take it back maybe I wouldn't fuck any

dentist and here I am kink shaming you no it's not even it's not even about it as a kink I'm just saying like you know maybe not any dentist maybe not any dentist Sarah what are your things I think I'm just gonna say something so lame

no no say it I said doctor like that's not the most fucking dumb fucking shit. No, it's not. Like, I'm watching old episodes of Housewives of Beverly Hills and, like, Adrian Maloof's husband, Paul Maloof. Like, I'm so horny for him, and it's, like, only because he's a surgeon. Okay, I'm re-watching one and two. Can I tell you the reason why?

I'm doing literally the same thing right now. Is your reason sick and fucked up? What's your reason? too can i tell you this shut up i'm doing literally the same thing right now is your reason sick and fucked up what's your reason you can cut this no no no i want to get to the window in which yeah i want to see before taylor's husband hs's yes i want to see before Taylor's husband, KHSs. Yes. I want to see the in between and I want to see the post. I mean,

look, there is a morbid curiosity. That is the fact that, that we find out everything about that stuff. And I will say now watching seasons one and two again, I'm like almost at the end of two, two revelations one i think taylor is the saddest person to ever be on reality television and i also think it's almost

like a living document of this is why i like beverly hills it's because it's sort of about the cracks in the china you know what i mean and i i really think it's an interesting tension between them trying to have drama on tv and then when this real thing creeps in like the entire franchise changes number two i think justice for camille grammer justice for camille grammer camille grammer was ahead of her time and i think and now we said it saved taylor armstrong's life and i'm i'm not kidding yep yep and the morally corrupt faye resnick are you i will say the morally corrupt fey resnick was a moment in time and also it's just i also love lvp i never thought i would and kyle i'm seeing a very interesting shade to kyle that i never really remembered or knew before which is

that she used to be like well in seasons one and two she's like she's sort of showing a bitchier more queen bee like i'm like a funny mean girl side than she ever shows now because she's sort of hapless now she's like sweet and hapless and like things happen to her she's always crying but there is like a harrowing scene which is kim and kyle richards ganging up on brandy glanville at a game night and it's so crazy to watch them do this and it's like am i on brandy's side right now and obviously brandy goes completely chaotic evil and she corrupts kim and it becomes crazy but you know it was not cut and dry like camille and brandy are like the evil like bitch goddesses of this franchise looking back i'm like you know kyle and kim like could give as much as they got or as good as they got i started re-watching one and two

because i am noticing myself mourning the world before mourning the loss of the world before social media yes when people were outrageous and didn't feel, okay, this is going to get me in a hot water. Yeah, totally. And time and tech kills everything. Time and tech kills everything.

Because Kyle Richards now is, it feels accountable to this audience where she didn't, when she was like vehemently defending her sister seasons one and two right and like had little awareness of the public or like how popular she would be on instagram and now kyle richards is like basically nothing yeah i said it oh i still stand kyle and still do see her when i look in the mirror um but that's my across the bear. You're Rinna. What are you talking about? I'm Rinna in energy and to everyone else.

But when I look in the mirror, I see Kyle. And so does Lisa. When Lisa looks in the mirror, she sees Kyle too. And that's sort of important when you're Lisa Rinna. Because if you looked in the mirror and saw yourself as Lisa Rinna, you wouldn't act like Lisa Rinna. But when you look in the mirror and see kyle richards yeah you feel you there's like a lack of self-awareness and then you go out and you're

rena and i say this as someone who loves rena and is rena i love rena and everyone's pissed off at rena and i go respect have some respect respect and respect and i'll say this kyle can stick around because she brought us kathy yeah that's kathy and she can stick around if we get a little bit of the mauricio real estate fraud here's the deal is that real estate fraud yeah bitch wait where did you hear that keeping up on this revelations on the pod. I'm demented. I'm criminally insane. I just went on bitch sesh last week and it was the highlight of my entire life.

Wait, Sarah, have you always been Bravo, Bravo head? I'm just addicted to the real housewives of Beverly Hills, New York and Potomac. And I can't watch the other Bravo shows because I can't, I don't care about the youth no me neither i want the asmr experience a full face of makeup yeah i want the near the grotesqueness of like the these women are fast approaching physical and a mental demise. Yeah.

It's the cracks in the China that you're saying. And you don't get that with, um, what's it called? Below deck or with Vanderpump rules. No, I don't care. I tried getting into it.

I'm like, I don't, this is, it's a little tragic because these are all like, you know, servers and like people who like are kind of struggling in some additional way to like their personal problems totally i could watch it if it was a lot of lisa but it's a soap opera total soap opera and i do like that you should watch you should watch salt lake you would love salt lake oh sorry i'm so

sorry of course i saw salt lake oh my god i'm so sorry of course of course salt lake is salt lake is i would say those are like the core four and i hate to leave atlanta out of it but atlanta is just to hit or miss like atlanta the good seasons are truly unreal like they're they're so fucking good but there's there's bad seasons that just like truly you watch an entire year and nothing happens and i know that's controversial but potomac uh beverly hills and new york if i had to say my like top five favorite housewives i think they would all come from those franchises and this is a controversial opinion but i think that's because the top like those are all camp cities and atlanta can't be camp because

they're all so funny and so self-aware mostly mostly like they're just being like candy's just like cool as you know what's up yeah so it's like yeah yeah yeah yeah they're not massive potomac they kind of are they know how funny they are they they know what they're they're they're supposed to do and yet there's like such a grounded charm to the fact that like they're just like yeah like oh I'm moving out of the townhouse or I don't know like it's just like it's it's relatable it's not like a grotesque picture

of like class bullshit than like as much as the other ones are and I'm just like oh I just like these women and I would hang out with any of them I've said this a million times but you're like Giselle like knows that she's being funny but she lives in the fucking woods in a house it looks like a shoe she looks awful and she dresses horribly also did you know that none of them really only like one and a half of them even live in potomac and they all live truly two hours away from each other. Potomac's not like a real

place. It's not like a designated location. It's Neverland. It's Hyrule. It's Hyrule. It's Hyrule. It's Hyrule culture number 103. Potomac is Neverland. It's Hyrule. And Karen is giving Hyrule, honey.

Karen is giving Ganondorf, honey. She's giving Ganondorf in a major way she's beyond human she's she's she's i love her she's in my top five she's in my all-stars cast if i had to put one together i'd say her yes i do stan candace rinna kyle and then i would say maybe lou or no sonia sonia morgan Morgan I don't know enough I'm kind of still a dilettante house I'm not going to put out my own ranking

I'm going to abstain you must abstain I do have a question for you Bowen here I am, I'm going on lost culture I gotta do my research and I'm and I'm laughing mind you I'm laughing mind you okay well i hope genuinely the

goal and and and bowen goes bone goes this no ramona bowen goes no ramona no ramona and this is when i put in my cards and i pose and i pose something i'm gonna pose an interesting hypothesis. Do we think that the presence of Ramona Singer continues the discourse on the show of how class is poison?

That's interesting. You know what I mean? Because we're getting Leah, we're getting Ebony, we're getting cool girls that are a little bit erasing the narrative that I think Andy, when he was sewing, when he was sewing his oats, he sewed this into the fabric. The oats. And yeah, yeah, yeah. And he wants to tell it. No, and he wants to tell a story that rich people can be really bad.

And we like to watch their lives fall apart before our very eyes in real time i don't know where andy's first of all can i just say something about i know i know all the fucking like the the like i think it was like the u.s sun like flop you're not you're not even the british sun like you have no power and yet they still like got under my skin this because they're reporting that i'm saying that andy cohen himself banned me from watch what happens when all i said on the podcast with cecily a couple weeks ago was i'm pretty sure i'm not allowed back because i think that because they cut out this thing where i said that ramona's a white supremacist which she is by the. I did not personally make it about a thing

where Andy Cohen doesn't like me. No. And that's not even true. You're saying that you're being hyperbolic. Yes. I stan Andy Cohen to the tops of mountains and back to the plains and the valleys. That man is a genius.

Yes. On the topic of Ramona, and so I just want to clear that up, and I love Andy so much. On the topic of ramona and so i just want to clear that up and and and i love andy so much on the on the topic of ramona that is so interesting sarah i don't quite know how to answer that but my thing with andy maybe or not andy but bravo is like i don't know how much they're i don't know what the balance is between them wanting to protect some of these women like let's say erica jane or how much they want to like expose how these women are

unraveling and how corrupt they are and how wealth corrupts you and how like all these things are like noxious and poisonous and corrosive. I don't know. I think, I think, I think it's just holding up some sort of like Rorschach test and then we all interpret it for ourselves. But as,

but with Ramona, it's like, I'm so sick of it. Cause we, it's just kind of like a more an uglier version of the same thing that's built up over years and i'm just like i don't really i now she gets on my tv and i get like i crawl under my skin and i'm like actually angry and i want to like throw i get violent and it's scary i'm not like that anyway that's because i think the reason why the ratings are so low is not because of Ebony.

And then it's insane for people to say that. I think the ratings are low because we were it's becoming sort of now that you bring in these like cool, smart women that are younger and they confront Ramona. It's actually stops the dramatic narrative. Because Ramona is a person who cannot have that discussion because it's embarrassing. And if she were to actually say what she thinks, which she refuses to do, she would come off as insensitive, racist, classist at all.

And so that's why she's refusing to talk about it at the reunion why the reunion keeps getting pushed it's why they're like this season the filming for the next season is postponed quote-unquote indefinitely it's because we're actually at a turning point because when you hire someone like leah and ebony and you throw them into the cast and they by nature of being who they are chiefly ebony like we have to talk about this because it's part of the fabric of who i am and if i'm going to be friends with these women in a real way and have your show happen i have to make sure we're on the same page because i won't be a part of someone who stands with white supremacy and you have someone who refuses to

engage in that conversation because they probably are consciously or unconsciously aligned with white supremacy, then you don't have a show. And the viewers aren't stupid. We can see that. So if that's going to be the narratives that's playing out and two people don't come to the table to have conflict over that

and we can't have what you need on that show with this conflict and resolution, then you don't have a show. So you either stick with ramona and her cohorts or you move on and that's actually where unwittingly i think the show has found itself because you are not going to gain viewers with this current cast you have to make a choice because ramona's not playing ball and if a cast member's not playing ball then probably they should be the ones to go because i do believe we can have a fun show with Ebony and Leah and even

Sonia and Lou. But because I believe that Sonia and Lou will come to the table and have the conversation. You know what I mean? Like Lou showed up at the election party. We don't know her voting history. You know what I mean? Like I'm sure it's checkered,

but she's coming to the table to have the conversation. She's willing to engage. Ramona's not. And I think there's an interesting parallel dare i do dare i do something so bold as this dare you do with great and there i hit and there i do do do with grapes not like grape stomping lady is fun to watch oh my god i love that yeah there is something really hard to watch about ramona this season being so violently racist that it's like i can enjoy watching taylor armstrong's life fall apart fall from the bone like a good brisket right out of the pot yum yum but there's yum and yum yum but it's like it's not fun like watching ramona this season is like okay we got to see the grape stomping lady get hurt and this is like watching her go to the hospital and get reconstructive lung surgery and like you know what i mean it's

like yeah and that's something that we let queen thank you for the complet sorry no i that's why and that's my pose when i know because you've got me i agree now because i go back because i'm revisiting old seasons i go back to you know um luan finding out that tom cheated and they have the picture and and i'm gonna add this to the list of things that made me laugh harder in my entire life i don't know if anyone remembers this tiny little moment luann has shown the the the evidence or three luann seeing the evidence bethany shows the photo to ramona of tom making out sucking face at the regent or whatever. Yeah. She's the regency. The regent. The regent in the downtown LA.

The regent in downtown LA. Wonderful new venue. She shows the photo of Tom sucking face at the Lyric Hyperion. And like, they're like, oh no, should we tell Luann? Should we tell Luann?

Luann, Bethany unsheathes the picture and Ramona goes. She screams. She screams She screams She's body horror scream runs out of the room, goes to the bathroom and looks at herself Yeah I mean she's certainly

done iconic things Here's the thing, you can't say that Ramona hasn't given television She's so entertaining Now it's not tenable because like here's the thing like like you can't say that ramona hasn't given television no just now now it's not tenable because she's unwilling to complete what what you have to which is conflict resolution on that show i think they all are told that the show is about conflict and then resolution and the conflict can get very intense but we'll work towards an intense resolution and that's not going to happen if she won't fucking sit at the reunion because she's scared to be

called a racist like it's like crazy yeah it's like there has to be the crazy person or the straight person in anything there's like no straight if you look like a nazi's wife you have to say you're not and so ramona looks like the nazi's wife and votes like a nazi's wife so we have to deal with that because now we have people on the cast who aren't darn fucking with it you've got it's not their fault i'm fully in agreement now i'm full agreement i totally agree it can't there's no forward motion with her well this is this is always what happens on house as like a more recent example is like or or not a more recent example but like a recent example is monique and and candace and it's like there's no resolution there because there's just no resolution in there there and so then

monique ends up leaving it's like there there has to be some developmental cycle that happens with these fights and when when there isn't that then like something's gotta give yeah um i just i love that this has become sort of a bravo podcast in the well okay i just want to say that it's it's only because we i think we're in a golden age and i also think i was gonna say that we are we're in a great time for bravo sorry sorry sorry no we we we literally are and i also think it is interesting culturally what's happening on that particular franchise to me because it's like when the ratings go down

and people talk about the reasons why, it's getting to be the mainstream narrative for the quote unquote reason why is fucked up to me and worth examining because it's insane to put that responsibility on the black woman's shoulders when all she's saying is i will not align with white supremacy and that's fucked up and don't tell me like well you know the bravo audience actually doesn't want to see hard topics they want to see shoes when the back of the whole franchise is built on taylor fucking armstrong

so don't tell me that we don't want to see dark shit we've dealt with alcoholism suicide death like we've dealt with some dark shit on these franchises in fact that darkness that exists right under the wealth is what people like about it yes they like the vacations yes they like to see them get silly and stupid and we like to see the fights but don't say it's not about we don't want to see tough stuff or have hard conversations because that's not it blaming ebony is racist yeah literally yeah people are blaming ebony yeah yeah the ratings are way down and people are saying it's because ebony keeps being preachy and teachy about race and stopping the fun which is like silly

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which bone what would you say about it if you had to say something about it i don't think so honey is our allotted time to really individually go off on something in culture and sarah's done it before sarah's thrived in the space oh yeah yeah. You and I have done an okay job from time to time. Oh yeah, from time to time. You've had a recent string of hits, I will say. I feel like I'm in a renaissance of my,

I don't think so. I love it. I love it. I'm very happy for you. I hope today is no exception. I think this is a gorgeous three-part harmony. I'm the low frequency. I hate when he does this.

Matt is like really like finding like the mid and the and the high and the treble and then sarah's just is gonna be the lead vocal a soaring falsetto and i'm worried and i'm worried going into this part don't worry don't don't worry you've done it before okay matt do you want to go first i'm ready i can go first this is matt rogers i don't think so his time starts now i don't think so honey the ass eating on white lotus so let me just say as a disclaimer this is my favorite show of the moment but that's not how you eat ass babe and i know murray bartlett knows how to eat ass and i know lucas gage knows how to get his ass ate so why is he standing up straight like a board like if i if we're gonna do ass eating on white lotus

we need some back arched okay yeah mike white i know you're in a relationship with a man so you've been there you've done that 30 seconds we're gonna need to see nose in whole and don't tell me it can't be done because girls did it i hate to say girls did it on hbl when we saw a nose fully going into allison williams's ass so we've seen it done 15 i love that we're depicting ass eating i love dramatically what this means for the show going forward but if we're gonna do it let's do it let's not nibble the top of an ass i don't think he was working his way down i don't think so honey i think we got skittish in the staging and we're gonna need to see better do better i don't think so honey and that's one minute i love it love that we saw lucas gage's ass love love that we sort of get that love seeing murray bartlett nude these are gorgeous men but

if we're gonna do it let's do it okay if we're gonna do it let's do it representation matters and if we allow this ass eating to happen, what's going to happen with the kids that watch White Lotus? They're not going to know how to eat ass. We need proper ass eating representation on our screens. It's important. It's important. They're not going to know where else to find ass eating,

exemplary ass eating. Like, what are they going to do? Have to watch girls to see how to eat ass? It's like, no, they should be able to be they should see these two gay men on white lotus with give me ass eating and and i know these men know how to get their asses ate and eat ass i don't think you should assume that murray lucas or mike white and his partner do it well i well that's what it doesn't matter what you think. I'm not one of these people.

I'm just saying some gay men don't, I know, I guess I know a few gay men who just don't do it. Well, then if you're going to do, if you're going to depict it in film and television, you should do research and there should be someone on set who's done it before,

like a doctor is on set for surgery scenes and they should say, actually, this is how you do it, gentlemen. And you fucking, you make it and there was other ways to stage that so that we could have gotten a more realistic ass eating have did you watch this sarah yes and then i go maybe the wait what's his name lucas gage yes lucas gage maybe lucas gage's character motivation was like i'm standing up straight i'm scared i'm scared i'm nervous he didn't look scared to me and they're just taking a lot of drugs spoiler alert so meanwhile if i'm ever taking drug if i'm ever gonna get my ass ate sober i'm

i'm fucking hole up to the sky bent get bent meanwhile if you're on all those pills and all those drugs you're gonna be in position mama all those drugs, you're going to be in position, Mama Daddy. He's stiff as a coffin. He was standing straight up like a board. And I was like, and we cut to Murray Bartlett and he's like nibbling the top of the butt. I'm like, that just tickles. Honey. Honey.

Mama Daddy. Love the show. I don't think so, Mama Daddy. I don't think so, Mama mama daddy love the show can't i don't think so mama daddy i don't think so mama daddy love the show can't we haven't talked about it a lot maybe we'll talk about it more when it wraps up and we have we're actually having a guest on in a couple months that's a part of the show very exciting little tease but um love the show um just when this happened at the end i was like girl come on now with this ass eating. I don't know about all that. And I had to say, I don't think so, honey,

because I'm out here for the kids. So now we move to, ooh, my phone died. So maybe, this is Bowen Yang's on the fly. I don't think so, honey. Is he timing himself? I'm timing myself, yes. All right, and his time starts now i don't think so honey da baby making do a leap i have to post a fucking apology on instagram and saying i this is not the person i recognized i'm actually pretty

positive that do a leap a spot of the homophobia from a mile away but was like i'm gonna throw this guy a bone the baby like had like a fun the baby is actually so gay it's crazy his whole identity his whole first album was like i'm a pop star like his whole the motif in that album was i'm a pop star i'm a pop star you are not obsessed with the terminology of pop star if you're not a faggot, as Matt Damon says, okay? So, like, I don't think so, honey. Like, all this homophobia creeping back up in the groundswell in a way that is so, like, old and, like, I don't... It's not even interesting homophobia. Make the homophobia interesting.

And DaBaby making poor sweet Dua while she's on a yacht somewhere have to post that apology or have a publicist post the apology. I don't know who, I'm sure Dua wrote it herself. It's just awful. I hate that he put her through that. And that's one minute. DaBaby is definitely da done. I was watching the Instagram story and I literally like,

it's that thing. It's that Matt Damon thing of like, just stop talking. Because he started talking and he was like, I have so many gay fans and I love my gay fans. He could have just shut up right there, but he had to keep talking. And then he said that insane thing about people. He said, I have lots of gay fans. I have straight fans, gay fans. It's just that my gay fans don't have AIDS, aren't filthy, and aren't, like, disgusting.

Sucking dicks in the parking lot like he he basically like isn't aware that just because you have aids doesn't mean you're like a disgusting i don't it's not even worth really talking about it's really he he's obviously ignorant about what it means to be living with hiv and aids Like he clearly did need some education on that, but it was so beyond and that's so needed to happen behind the scenes because what he ended up saying to his like nearly 20 million fans was like this truly crazy misinformation that was so cruel and so homophobic and so ugly and dark that it was like whoa this person really

doesn't get it doesn't get it to the point where then do it did have to make a statement because it's like i mean you have to talk about this yeah right that doesn't get it right no no not at all anyway um i think it's time for sarah words. I don't think so, honey. Okay, here's the thing. I think it's time. Here's the thing. What's that? So I have two baking in the oven.

Okay. One is fresh. It's of the moment. Okay. And another one is out of left field, and it would seem a little dusty, but I think I could dust it off and make it brand new. What I'm hearing is that you want to dust off the dusty one.

It's a new revelation. I want to defend it before I go off. Okay. I'm going to defend it. It's a new revelation and it's going to seem irrelevant, but when you really think about it, it's going to be more relevant than it is. Oh, this is my favorite.

Oh, I love this. I think that that seems to be the one that the energy is around. Okay, this is Sarah Squirms. I don't think so, honey. She's dusting off her mets, her dusting mets. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who think that Donald Jason

Trump is bad. I think it's a cool style. Oh my god. He was out of sight and out of mind as he should be. You see him pop up on the internet.

Well, I'm looking at him going, this is a cool style. It's a cool shape. It's a cool color. You have to separate the art from the artist. First, we had Elvis' hair. Then we had

the Rachel. 15 seconds. What do you mean, the hairstyle? Grace Jones invented a haircut. That was a million years. seconds hairstyle honey Jones invented a haircut that was a million years ago

invented a hairstyle that was a million years ago Donald Jason well that's a brand and that's one minute and nine seconds Donald Trump's hairstyle

as an i don't think so honey the first new hairstyle since grace jones he's you're saying donald jason trump which i don't think is right is as brand new as grace jones that he's a style icon he was so out of sight out of mind no i know what you're no him with a new new this makes this makes so much sense actually no i let me say something aesthetics are so important and the whole reason why a lot of a lot of trump shit took off was because the aesthetic was not good but it was strong and people understood it and everyone should watch the contra points video where she where you know um natalie win talks about aesthetics is in terms of gender she talks about them in terms of gender but also in terms of like fascism but like aesthetics rule everything and like that's why it's like it's okay for people to be shallow a little bit when it comes to, like, the way they look.

Because you are taken seriously if you're visually compelling. Whatever. Okay. Anyway. No, you're right. He looks big and strong because his hair is golden beautiful. If I'm someone who's never, like, I'm sure that, Sarah, there's someone out there who's like, I like his haircut. The cut of his jib and the cut of his hair.

And I like his hair. I like, I like how it's a blade out and I love it. And it's a strong aesthetic. It's distinct. And already that's, that's, that's a huge victory for the person that is,

you know, holding that style. I mean, because you're asking questions about them and if you know you, that bitch, when you cause all this conversation, unfortunately, say that who said that beyonce said that by the way tina knowles is going to be on drag race this week judging the snatch game well the season has made little sense so i say why not i say it's a pile on can we say something can we say something we

love drag race we love we love everyone involved in the show jan did Can we say something? Can we say something? We love Drag Race. We love everyone involved in the show. Jan did the same exact thing on that show that Rosé did and somehow Rosé made it all the way to the top four which we love.

But for Jan to be psychologically abused in the way she was makes no sense to me where they're like, there's no soul there. What are you talking about? Well, we need, we should have Jan on next week

to give a tell all. I would love to have Jan on to talk to Jan a tell-all. I would love to have Jan on to talk to Jan. We love Jan. We stan Jan in this house. Sarah, do you watch Drag Race? Sarah's raising her hand. Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole. Can I put in a request? Yes. You know who I want to be hearing on this

podcast? Who? Amisha Iman. Iman is coming for you. You. The show the culturistas that might be interesting and topical talk about topical having Tamisha Iman now that's a flex in August

that's a flex but the Tamisha Iman drama we will we will that's not over she should be back didn't she leave being like I'll she should be back she even didn't she leave being like i'll see you on all stars like didn't she or that was tina but i think tamisha should come back tamisha is a very compelling character in that in that world

and of course we'll see more of her it's not over and yes sarah we will do our best to get to Misha Iman on the podcast. She's coming for who? You. Wow. I'm sitting here and I'm like sort of remembering. I fucking love this. This was an amazing episode. And you know what I loved about it? That we got to touch on the Wizard of Oz, which do you know? So I don't know if you know this, Sarah, but right now we're doing,

we're sort of gearing up for the Culture Awards. And so all the readers are campaigning for all the Culture Awards. And one of the Culture Awards is Worst Insult Towards Us. And one time on the podcast reviews, someone said, these gays are so basic. They don't know anything. They just talk about the same stupid shit and i bet neither of them have ever even seen the wizard of oz which is so wild which is one of the weirdest craziest things anyone's ever said and it is a front runner for worst insult

towards us it's so weird to say someone i bet you haven't even seen the wizard of oz i think it was supposed to drag us for our cultural literacy. I know, where it's like, oh, it's so fundamental. It's such a fundamental text. But I'm like, babe, of course we've seen it. We've seen The Wizard of Oz. I mean, you guys can't be too literal. Get on here.

I mean, hello, I talked about The Wizard of Oz. What am I, six? You know what I mean? Yeah, but you know what i mean yeah but you know what though like i will say that the power of that film and also i will say this judy garland is so effortless like what a fucking like performance that is just so good and the whole like you talk about judy judy judy and but the whole cast is amazing marg amazing Margaret Hamilton slaying like the lollipop guild the lollipop guild that's a bop

the bop we represent the lollipop guild the lollipop guild I'm shaking my fucking ass at the club two three drinks follow the yellow brick road mama I'm whole

up Lucas Gage could never two, three drinks. Follow the yellow brick road? Mama, I'm whole up. Lucas Gage could never. Bowen's been holding a brush entire time. It makes me feel powerful. This is my little dusting brush for my keyboard when there's like little crumbs and shit

in that. Oh, I thought it was your... It's his... Well, he's gonna do that thing like they do on the drag race tutorials which is he's gonna do it on his face and then go to this well that makes me laugh every time um sarah squirm what the fuck this was so much fun this was so can i even say i had so much fun that I got swept away sweating profusely. Didn't even say the culture I was going to say

because I was literally so in the moment. So what does it say now? Wizard of Oz, say it now. You said it too close to the mic and we couldn't hear it. You said it too close to the mic and we couldn't hear it. You're fucking with us now. Say it. Edward Scissorhands.

Oh my god. Quickly, quickly. You have five minutes. Okay, I think so, honey. Edward Scissorhands. My time starts now. Four minutes 59 seconds. There's a lot we can hold Tim Burton

responsible for. Buttons and stitches, aesthetic culture, Coraline Core, Frank and weenie there's a lot we can even add tim burton box trolls ass yeah stitches for mouth buttons for eyes but what did he give us pure high gothic horror romance yeah that was a fashion movie that was a fashion movie. That was a horror movie. That was a movie about isolation. And that was a movie about S.E.X. Yeah.

And it was also a Diane Weiss vehicle. Diane Weiss selling Avon door to door. That's a huge movie. Iconic Winona. And unfortunately Johnny Depp delivered. We got to separate the hair from the Trump. We got to separate the art from the artist.

Okay. I think though it's controversial whether or not Johnny Depp is controversial. I think that it kind of came out that maybe that situation was not all it seemed to be. Oh, well, then I take it back. But you know what? That's part of the cultural conversation. And thank you, Sarah, for bringing us the cultural conversation and thank you sarah for bringing us to this point thank you for touching on edward scissorhands in this way where can

people find you and what do you want them to watch i'm going to find me at at sarah squirm and when we go to at sarah squirm they're going to find a link okay and it's going to take them to a website that they've probably never been to before what's that website? It's means.tv. And as Bowen so perfectly put it before, it's a worker-owned, social, cooperative website. I'm rock hard. Rock hard. And you know what? It's hard to get people to go to a website

they've never heard of to watch a 13-minute video. Yeah. It's a great site. I love this site. It's awesome. It's amazing. Watch Sarah Vaccine on MeTV. And come to all my shows. Because guess what? I'm looking at the ticket sales. They are not flying

like hotcakes. I bet after this they fly like hotcakes. They're going to fly. And shout out, guess what? My little cousin loves this podcast more. This is like the millionth time I've heard of a little cousin liking. How old?

At least 23. Oh, okay. So I heard of like a 15-year-old little cousin listens to this. I'm like, that's fascinating. Careful now. Careful now. Careful now. I hope they liked my I don't think so honey about eating ass.

23. 23 is the sweet spot. Perfect age. Sarah Squirm and You Gotta Follow, Helltrap Nightmare. What a huge, huge, huge, huge force. We love them. Chicago Legends now in LA.

Oh my God. Sarah, we love you. This is fucking, this was a blast. We had a hoop. We had a hoop. We were hooping and hollering. We were hooping and hollering and we do end every episode with a song but none

more classic than the one we're about to sing right now somewhere over the rainbow way up high there's a land that Way up high. There's a land that I've heard.

I've never sung solo in my life. One of the most beautiful songs of all time. To hear more of that, watch The Wizard of Oz. Bye! Bye. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer.

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