Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Hundred. Period!" (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Episode Date: December 1, 2021The culture catch-up to end all cultureĀ catch-ups, this episode has Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang dropping a dramatic announcement about the long-delayed LCCA's, reviewing their Thanksgivings and prev...iewing their New Years, and demanding the readersĀ to send in photos of their fabulous hikes! And then: culture. House of Gucci. Prosthetics culture. Adele's 30. Rebecca Hall's Passing. Nicki on the Potomac reunion. The legendary Stephen Sondheim. West Side Story buzz (RACHEL ZEGLER COME ON THE POD). The flop Grammy Nominations drama. Channeling whilstĀ creating art. Selling Sunset. Survivor. A recap of The Morning Show finale and a celebration of the third graders. And the question: should Bowen be Boq in Wicked? This specnomenal episode pulled all the way up in the Sri Lanka. Wouldn't you agree? We do... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Look, man.
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow.
Is that culture?
Yes.
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Las Culturistas.
Ding dong.
Las Culturistas calling.
Well, back in the home, back in the habit.
Back in the home, back in the habit.
Did your ac get fixed
oh heater situation my heater got fixed but let me tell you what now we're getting a little
dehydrated now as a result of heater season and i think a lot of publicists and readers can relate
also can we just say i'm sorry because i keep wanting to bring up the lost culture east as culture awards
i think i think should we just announce that the the ceremony is not happening the winners are
will never be announced i think we cannot say at this time no man i i gave a read i read through
the nominees the other day i was like none of this makes sense anymore. This is so...
I think that...
Such a snapshot of summer 2021.
It doesn't work.
Okay.
We're ready to announce at this time
that we wish our nominations leader all the best,
but we feel it would be in poor taste
to continue with this ceremony
as the world currently stands.
So the Las Coloresas Culture Awards
they are cancelled.
They are cancelled.
Oh no.
Publicists, you've been fired.
We're so sorry.
And it's because you guys did a bad job.
Okay?
You guys did a bad job.
How dare you?
How dare you?
You made us do this.
You had one thing to do which is push your clients
and there was not enough of that better luck next time better luck next year see you next year see
you next year publicist flops anyways um well it's it's almost like bowen you know what i've
been loving lately is lost culture narratives you know what i mean we've had one narrative
and in a happy way, which is your
heat is better, but with a twist
now it's too hot. And we have
one narrative that's sort of ending
with a very terribly
sad ending, which is that the
Lost Culture Recess Culture Awards will not stand.
But also, what are awards anyway? You know what I'm saying?
Icon Award winner
Pat Regan has said, awards are so
silly. Awards are so silly. are so silly let me tell you
something i'm looking at a girl who's lost two emmys girl this loser and i can tell you
either way it would not have done a damn thing i would not have changed i haven't changed let's
just let's make that let's make it clear this one's been the same for years and no emmy is
gonna change my girl and actually rule of culture number 44 no Emmy is going to change my girl. And actually, rule of culture number 44,
no Emmy is going to change my girl.
Except when I win an Emmy,
I'll be changing. No, I think
I want Matt Rodgers
to win an award
of prestige so badly.
Because I really want
people to see with their own
eyes how you will stay true
to yourself. I need to be the gold
standard for staying true to yourself and that's actually true i think you are already i just think
people people need to see it with their own eyes not that people don't not that people don't i've
always told you that if i one day i'm on my deathbed and i haven't egotted i'll be p o'd
i'll be pissed off if i don't e got i'll be so pissed off i feel like
i'll just be irate if i haven't you got it by this my by my tod time of death i think there will be
it's a it's a long career you got ahead of you i think that we should you got for all the same
projects that'll be hard but it'll be really hard it's like it's like it's like adding another
hurdle you know what i mean because if i got without you i'll be like yeah thanks and then
if we got together i'll be so happy so i'm just like i'm not gonna be satisfied with just that
you got if you're not there with me girl the way you are my sister in every way i have really i
know i do this like every other week but I really do miss my girl so much.
But the way, capital T, capital W,
I'm going to be seeing you pretty shortly.
We just made New Year's plans, y'all.
We just made New Year's plans.
Should we announce?
No.
Well, I would love to announce
because I would love...
Well, I would just love recommendations.
Yeah, actually, I think it's fine to say we're going to Mexico City.
We're going to CDMX.
We can't wait.
And we can't wait to go see the museums, the town squares, the architecture, all of it.
Well, I was talking, Bowen and I FaceTimed the other day and I was telling you that.
So we're going with Sudi and Mo.
It was originally their trip and we've kind of hopped on.
So Sudi, when I was like,
maybe I'll be interested in going to Mexico City.
She goes, she sort of dragged me without meaning to.
I told you what she said. She goes,
well, it's not going to be a lot of relaxing.
It's going to be activities. And I was like, oh, what kind of
activities? And she goes, a lot of museums.
And I could tell she was trying to warn me
because she thought I wouldn't enjoy the museums. But I a cultured girl okay i'm las culturistas you're a
lost you're lost culturistas i think i think there's i see what you're saying i also think
maybe she as a very good friend of yours knows that you don't love museums like you don't pursue
museums when you travel i don't think that's all she was trying to say maybe i'm turning over a new
leaf maybe i want to see oh that's an she was trying to say. Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf. Maybe I want to see, oh, that's an
interesting rock. You know, where
did it come from? You know, maybe, oh, that's an interesting
bowl. What culture made it?
You know what I mean? Like, I sort of want to understand
and get into museum culture
and it's never too late. If only
there were a rock and bowl museum
that you could go to in every city in the
world. In every city
in the world. Girl every city in the world.
Girl.
But there is also, there's nightlife.
Mexico City absolutely is going to deliver in that regard.
Mexico City.
I don't know why I said it.
Like Mexico City.
Mexico City.
Has a lot of nightlife.
Has a lot of queer culture.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, it's called like the Pink Square or something.
The Zona Rosa or something. No, the Pink Zone. I love that. The Pink Zone. Oh, absolutely. totally wrong on this is Zona Rosa. And that's sort of why we reach out to the readers.
You know, please.
We don't know anything.
No, no.
And we should just say, like, first and foremost, like, of course, we come on to this podcast. And from the beginning, we've called ourselves experts.
But that's not true.
I mean, we're going to pull the curtain back right now.
Okay.
That's never been true.
It's not true.
Everybody, calm down.
Just calm down. We're rarely right. That's so true. Everybody, calm down. Just calm down.
We're rarely right.
That's so, I mean, I think, okay.
I think the real readers know,
because we're back to being readers now.
Publicists have been fired.
You're all readers once again.
Publicists have been fired.
The real readers know that we don't know anything.
Yeah, we don't know shit.
We really don't.
And so sometimes people sort of get upset at us
for getting things wrong.
And you just have to understand that is the big lie.
That's the other big lie.
That's the other big lie.
It's actually rule of culture number 10.
The other big lie is that we know anything.
We don't know anything.
Anyway, can we catch up on life first?
There's a lot of culture to get into.
I can't even believe... Bowen, it's actually one of those things where it's like you we catch up on life first? There's a lot of culture to get into. I can't even believe, Bowen,
it's actually one of those things where it's like, you say
catch up on life, and it actually sort of bleeds
in together with the culture. For me, anyway,
because it has been
such a ripe time for the culture.
Bowen said, well, we have a guest on this week, and I said,
you know what? And I'm still
buzzing and on a high from our
guest last week, Dr. Wendy. That was
amazing. We love her i feel like
you guys did too it sounds like you guys did too okay out there it sounds like there was even some
minds changed that maybe were we love some ridiculous reason not team wendy and now you are
we love you we kiss you but there has been so much culture i said i think it just has to be me and my
sister because we have so much to wade through but but it seems like you want to talk life. So if I'm thinking about what's gone on in
my life, definitely there was Thanksgiving. Yeah, definitely. And how did you feel about it?
You know what? First year ever in my adult life where I didn't cook a turkey. Mom insisted on
going to a nice quote unquote brunch that she booked at a place that we love to go to for a Thanksgiving meal.
The only time she could get was 10 a.m.
Okay, that's early.
Definitely early.
We got up.
We had Thanksgiving at 10 a.m.
And that is actually...
Oh, wait a minute.
This was maybe going to be my own thanks, honey.
But I'm sorry.
I just commandeered asking you what life was like. No, no a minute. This was maybe going to be my own thanks to honey, but I'm sorry. I just commandeered asking you what life was like.
No, no, no.
Cause, cause, cause I said I didn't, I didn't really have it because my, my life has been
so much culture.
Cause I stayed in LA for Thanksgiving.
So go off.
Okay.
So, so I'll just, let me just finish this up and then we'll get into the culture because
I respect that.
I actually am.
I envy that.
I envy that culture was your life.
Hundred.
Hundred.
Period. Hundred period. Hundred. Period.
Hundred period.
Hundred period.
So had 10 a.m. Thanksgiving,
which I had no real,
so to speak,
misgivings about.
Right.
And then after that,
my parents and I go on a hike
in Castlewood Canyon, Colorado.
Beautiful hiking trail.
We go on a hike
and then I was going to make side dishes
for dinner, quote unquote, and just like make like mac and cheese mashed potatoes stuffing like and
then just really we all will we all come to the table for it to be honest with you exactly i still
want to drag turkey no no no exactly right so i went on a hike with my parents i documented it on
instagram everybody commenting why are your parents not wearing hiking clothes why are they wearing went on a hike with my parents. I documented it on Instagram. Everybody commenting,
why are your parents not wearing hiking clothes?
Why are they wearing button downs
and bedazzled sweaters and stuff like this?
And I basically was like,
I got into one reply with someone
and I was like,
because they're immigrants, darling dear.
Check yourself.
The rules don't have to apply.
And it's kind of beautiful when people don't assimilate.
Yes.
And if they want to wear a fucking crazy sweater as they hike and like a loafer, let's say, they can.
And it's okay.
And if they want to eat Thanksgiving dinner at 10 a.m., that's okay.
Step outside the box, everyone. Come on.
It's queering the culture. My parents are queer. My parents are queer after this year, after this
Thanksgiving, they're queer. The gangs are queer culture and they're here to stay. Okay. And they're
here to stay. All right. Thank you. Thank you, mama. Rulan, he is a queer God okay and i'm saying it here on the podcast one of the gayest men in america
ming is a she she she she rules the queer school she and share actually together have a power
they dictate queer culture they're the chancellor when i see all you guys out on your hikes now and
you're not wearing what you would call a fabulous sweater or a fancy sweater that my mother that that man wore if you're not wearing what men wore out on the on the trails then then
you're not actually getting it you're not queering the hike space and that's actually a flop flop
oh as to quote nikki minaj on the real house is the potomac let's not much so fliznop but wow i
can't believe that some people just want to pick on little things, huh?
It's okay.
I don't think a lot of them were picking on it.
They were just confused.
This is the first time they had seen this.
Right.
And I think they had a lot of questions.
Of course.
And I, maybe for a second, mistook it as,
well, they're being un-queer.
They're being very normative.
And now I just want to tell everybody yeah queer the
hiking space queer your hiking space wear your heels wear your heels tell where your heels wear
your heels on a hike try it try it and send us a photo tag us and we and we will repost we will
repost 100 if you this is really asking them to get into a dangerous situation, but I'm going there anyway.
I would love for you to tag yourself and your girlfriends.
Yes.
Out on the hike in your heels, everyone.
Get over to the nearest cliff, get to the vista.
Take a photo of you in your heels on a hike and tag it at Las Culturistas.
Hashtag heels on a hike.
Hashtag queering the hike.
I feel like this is dangerous.
And maybe we don't promote this.
But if you can wear a bedazzled sweater on the hike,
please do so.
That is just as queering as the heels.
How about this?
It doesn't have to be heels.
If it is extra points,
whatever extra points means,
you know, we can dictate later.
But just take a picture of yourself
on a fabulous hike.
That's all I'm saying.
Oh my God,
you smoke a reefer.
I thought we were smoking.
I thought we always smoke reefer
on the culture catch-ups.
So I'm so,
so let me just,
let me pull back the curtain.
No, no, no.
I want you to indulge and go there,
but let me pull back the curtain.
So today I had my first rehearsal
for Have You Heard of Christmas with Henry.
How did it go?
It went really well.
We got through all the songs.
I only went up on my lyrics a couple times, which is fine.
But it's feeling good to sort of use my hashtag instrument again.
But I am also realizing it's been a long time.
Of course.
So I'm getting back into it.
My first shows are this weekend in Chicago.
I'm getting back into it. My first shows are this weekend in Chicago. I'm very
excited. But I've definitely been as a result of me trying to be a little bit more safe with my
voice. I've been very much a shut in. And so that has resulted in me.
I respect this to the high heavens.
I have been absorbing so much coach and going out and doing some things like me and
Mo actually had a fabulous Thanksgiving together
we really did I saw the stories it looked really
lovely and Vanya the cat was with us
and Vanya is of course my gay
godson so gay
and he was so gay and fabulous
and you could tell he wanted to get into the food
so much you know that thing of when a pet wants
to get into the food
that is such culture.
We've all seen it.
Oh, we've all seen it.
We all know this girl.
Beethoven with the drumstick.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
One of the comedy icons,
Beethoven,
that dog,
knew the assignment.
A lot of people would say
he did what he needed to do.
He did what he needed to do.
Had the turkey leg in his mouth
while still giving you droopy eyes
going huh just deadpan deadpan god just giving you aubrey plaza before she was even around okay
that is true aubrey plaza was not around when beethoven came out aubrey plaza was what a zygote
a zygote a blastula she was a zygotic, young, deadpan doer.
But after Beethoven.
Anyway, so you've been really resting.
You've been shutting in.
You're protecting the instrument.
I say bravo.
Thank you.
And that's premature.
No.
But we hope to hear a lot of that all throughout December.
Ha ha!
All right.
So basically, when I say that a culture has been my experience so far,
what I mean is
there's been so much out there.
There really has been.
To chew on and talk about.
I think that number one,
and, you know,
we'll talk about all of it,
but number one,
I would say,
Bowen, this, of course,
is a Little Monster podcast.
Yeah.
And I think that, you know,
while you say that, you know,
Lady Gaga changed her life
in terms of her music,
I would consider myself
Lady Gaga's number one fan
as an actress.
Because I actually saw
Star is Born a record
four times the first weekend
it came out.
And I have seen
House of Gucci twice.
This is incredible.
And let me just say without the this encapsulates
a lot of my feelings about the movie would not see it again even even though i also i too love
lady gaga as an actress you love her so much that you would see the movie twice so what when the
first viewing of the film was over i had regrets about having a plan to see it a second time. Because here's the thing about House of Gucci.
I don't think it's good.
I agree.
But Lady Gaga is- Spectacular.
Spectacular.
Would you agree?
You said spectacular.
I said phenomenal, bitch.
At the same time, you didn't hear me, honey.
Specnominal.
Specnominal.
Title of app.
Title of app.
Specnominal.
Specnominal.
Lady Gaga is specnominal.
Specnominal. That's title of app. That is title of app title up spec nominal nominal lady gaga is spec nominal that's okay that is title of app so you loved her i loved her so much she actually here's the thing like
i was texting with dave about it and he said to me i did because here's the deal like in the press
for the movie in the trailer for the movie there is a degree of oh my god this is going to be camp
and a little bit of nervousness like did, did she go too far this time?
I did not laugh at her.
Right.
At all.
To me,
I bought her entire performance.
I actually felt that Lady Gaga's performance
was the tone.
Yes.
That it was supposed to be.
That it was supposed to be.
And then every other actor,
unfortunately,
was not in the same movie. I I mean I think that much has been
made of this already online like
I'm not seeing something new anyway
but I actually think it unfortunately falls
on the director Ridley Scott because there was
almost no direction in this movie
it was like you had
Lady Gaga doing House
of Gucci what it should have been and it really
you know that's that
you had Adam Driver sort of
like underplaying it in a way that
unfortunately was dull.
And then Jared Leto
in what I'm calling the Waluigi
biopic.
Purple. Because Paolo was wearing
purple. Babe, this was
a zoo animal performance.
I have no way.
I think now we can all say
not ours.
We don't claim him.
We don't think anything of him.
No.
I think there are some people out there
like us
who might really enjoy him.
Here's the deal.
And I'm saying we shouldn't.
I am not a fan.
And this is... And I've had issues with certain things before
but like for me this is my this is actually a issue i have with the movie he deliberately and
willfully did not match her and i think i actually called the performance narcissistic and and and
like egocentric 100 because he obviously it's the prosthetics of it all because first of
all paulo gucci did not look like that yeah so it's the prosthetics it's the hammy hammy hammy
overacting which yes some of that blame does fall on ridley scott but it just felt like like uh
chewing the scenery performance in a movie that did not require that or need that and i almost
think it's a casting issue because why don't you just put someone in that movie
in that role that actually embodies that person?
Therefore, you wouldn't be telling the actor,
hey, you're in a prosthetic in a movie with Lady Gaga.
And he thinks because he didn't gauge it correctly
that that meant I'm going to deliver Waluigi biopic.
Can we, I have a feeling this probably can't be confirmed.
This is just conjecture.
I feel like he probably was the one to push for the prosthetics.
It reads to me as, you know, he's the one who demanded those prosthetics.
That's what I'm saying.
And so really, I think I just grimaced anytime,
especially in the scene with Gaga,
where like the father-son house of Gucci scene,
I was just like, he upset me.
I was like, stop it, cut it out.
It was completely distracting.
And also it is credit to Gaga
that she's able to anchor that scene.
And she actually manages something kind of speck nominal,
which is that she's able to be the fun thing
in every scene and also anchor it.
Yes.
Wow, you're so right.
My sister, genius.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like when she is not on screen, why are we watching it?
Exactly.
Do you think, and I guess obviously the filmmakers did think that this was supposed to be something everyone went to because it was an epic about Gucci.
If you thought that, then you would give us something in the writing early on that makes us care about Gucci.
There was nothing in this movie that said outside akin to the assassination of Johnny Versace,
which really let you know what Versace was all about.
You pronounced it correctly.
Versace.
Versace.
You're so right because even when she meets him for the first time at the party,
it's like there's no like, there's no, there's no like,
she doesn't like widen her eyes when like he like tells her
who she is or something, you know? Like
there should be something that like flips
in her when she finds out who
like, like who his family is.
You know, I think she, she hints
at it a little bit, but also it's
never a thing. It's not her problem. I think
it's in the script. Like there's no, there's no
moment in the direction. There's no moment.
Anyway, sorry. Yeah. I would say that that my my issue is that if you're going to because again like i feel that
this movie actually commits a lot of the same errors that star is born did which is once it
loses her it loses us because in the last 40 minutes which by the way this is a two hour and
40 minute movie and you feel every minute of the last 40 minutes, which by the way, this is a two hour and 40 minute movie.
And you feel every minute of the last 40 minutes because when they bring in Reeve Carney as Tom Ford, it's like, wait, so this so this is a movie about Gucci or is it a movie about her?
Because that's not how the first half of the movie was.
It was very much about her.
And then all of a sudden it's not.
And we have to watch that long scene at the end,
which is Moritz Yoguchi played by Adam driver getting dismissed from the company.
And it's like,
wait,
this is not the part that we ever cared about.
Right?
Exactly.
Exactly.
It was.
Yeah,
I agree.
It was a slow crawl.
And then by the time she shows up again with Salma looking like Joe
Calderon,
who does what?
Like that scene.
It's so,
she's,
again,
she's not even doing that much like campy stuff.
I would call it not camp.
But even just like the,
it's not camp,
but even the fun,
like the fun part
that you remember
is who does what,
the way she like points her finger,
but it's still like,
I don't know.
It's still so,
I mean,
that just speaks to how like
much her absence is felt
in that last 40 minutes. You know, the thing is like, that just speaks to how, like, much her absence has felt in that last 40 minutes.
You know, the thing is, like, in the trailer,
when you see, like, who does what and don't miss,
and, like, it's time to take out the trash,
you're laughing and you're like, oh, no.
But then when you watch the movie,
her performance is very consistent.
Do you know what I wish they had more scenes of?
What?
Gaga and Jeremy Irons.
I think all we got was that meal
where they first meet.
And that scene is great
because of the two of them.
Mm-hmm.
Like, it's so, like, it's just,
I thought that was a decent scene,
like, out of the many, like,
weird scenes in the movie.
Pretty much every time she's on screen,
I enjoy the movie.
Yeah.
It's just that too much of it
forgets that.
Yeah. Too much of it thinks that the interesting thing is this epic tale of the rise and fall
of Maurizio Gucci and the Gucci family.
When meanwhile, that is not why we buy the ticket.
And maybe I'm being presumptuous here,
but I almost feel a more interesting movie
completely leaves 80% of this behind
and is merely about what happens
when she gets divorced
and what her life becomes.
And I think there's a more interesting movie
about the plot with Salma and these guys
and the aftermath of the murder, realizing what she's done and that she didn't get away with it.
That, to me, is the more interesting film.
I love that.
Oh, my God.
Very, like, Itania almost.
And we saw none of it.
I know.
We saw him.
I mean, spoiler alert, I guess, if you haven't seen it.
But by this point, whatever.
We'll put it in the liner notes.
But we see him getting murdered and then she writes Paradiso
in her journal,
which really happened.
And then you see her
getting sentenced,
pretty much.
That's it.
And then the credits roll, yeah.
Right.
And meanwhile,
isn't there so much more
to the fact that
she did not get away with this,
probably thought she would,
or maybe didn't. Like like there's just a lot
more to explore in terms of
the character of Patricia Reggiani
that I feel the movie
doesn't have much
interest in and I think it's a mistake
the way you just broke this down
for everybody
really really impressive yes
the readers that stick with the pod
know that when they trot out these movies
at the end of the year
and see these are the Oscar movies,
I take that seriously.
And I'm like, okay,
well, if this is like defining the culture,
I mean, you all heard that I was not easy
on Promising Young Woman in that script.
And I respect the fact that it won the Oscar
for best original screenplay,
but I hold these things to a high standard
for better or worse.
And no one went into House of Gucci wanting to love high standard for better or worse and no one went
into house of gucci wanting to love it more and i leave and it's a seven because of the strength
of her performance and i think al pacino is fabulous oh pacino was you and i talked about
how we both loved pacino absolutely oh my god he was so great he should be the buzzy supporting
performance yes yes agree i think that sometimes the industry and actors get so up their own ass about the transformation
of it all that they're not thinking about tone.
Like this Jared Leto performance is willfully bad.
Yeah.
He was,
he kind of was throwing the movie a little bit.
It felt like he didn't respect her.
Exactly.
That's what I'll say.
Prosthetics in movies,
for the most part,
are just like the perfect symbol
of this obsession with losing,
like disappearing into the role,
which is so fucking overrated.
Yeah, I don't think we actually need it.
You know what I mean?
I don't care.
I don't care.
And this is a thing is like, you know, American ended a while back but even with sarah paulson in that
in that series which i thought she was great like i don't know if i needed the prosthetic or maybe
it was and i think she's an amazing actress and you know whatever but maybe it's not the right
person for the part then if you have to like put put a prosthetic on, to make it clear how,
quote unquote,
ugly this person was.
You know what I mean?
Like it's just,
there's something nasty about it.
I can't put my finger on it,
but the prosthetic of it all,
throws me,
because it takes, I think we're moving,
I think we're going to move out of it,
because I think we,
we aren't the only ones who feel this way.
I think there's like,
we're at a breaking point with it,
with the House of Gucci,
I think.
That's what I'm saying.
Like,
very soon we will.
Like, I think in like 10 years, the industry will avoid it so much.
Yeah.
Truly.
Yeah.
It's not like a CGI thing where it's like, oh, no, they can develop the technology better.
It's that it just it's this thing of like, why?
Like, what is it really saying when we like make someone look a certain way with these
like little attachments to their face or something or body?
Like, I don't know what that says about the role if it's being if it's like if it's an adaptation of a real story or something, you know, it's like that kind of.
Also notice that it usually is applied on an actor that is a perfectly symmetrical physical specimen.
I mean, Jared Leto is a beautiful person.
Like anyone in the world could objectively say,
oh, that is a beautiful man.
Even in this performance,
like his eyes just kept exploding out to me.
I'm like, see, here's the deal.
With the prosthetic on,
I'm actually remembering more and
more that this is jared leto yes no 100 he did not disappear into it at all for me because
it was clownery so the wink the wink the wink was too big it like cut through
the prosthetic yeah yeah it just was it was not effective and i it's rough because and i think
that the thing with him is he gets a lot of credit for being someone who quote-unquote disappears
into roles like you know he's obviously not a transgender woman he won an oscar for playing one
probably right in the nick of time probably about a year and a half later that would have been
completely unacceptable but he did win an oscar for dallas byers club for playing a transgender woman he obviously is one of the you know list of jokers that we have
and he was method on that set and sending his cast members like rats in the mail literally um
i just it's too much for me and he's like i'm over it i'm over the jared leto thing and like like i've been for a
while and house of gucci just to me because i feel it was disrespectful that's why that's this is
where i'm completely yeah i think we it's so funny like to me jared leto is someone who while he's
like had these dumb little transgressions and he seems to be an insufferable person, like he hasn't ever like made me care how I feel about him.
And now I actually care enough to say that I dislike him.
Yeah.
It's not,
it's,
I don't,
I think he's like,
you know what the thing is?
Like,
like he,
to me is one of the frustrating ones because like,
I do feel like he does have talent.
You know what I mean?
I can totally see he's a talented person.
I think he's a talented musician.
His music is not for me,
but I actually heard him do a cover of Rihanna's Stay
one time on that Radio Lounge
or Radio One Lounge, the British thing.
Oh yeah, BBC One.
BBC One.
It was fantastic.
And I think that when he plays roles that are appropriate
for him, and we could get
into a larger discussion about what role is
quote-unquote appropriate for an actor whose
job is to inhabit other things,
but I just think, for me,
I actually come out of it
way more when I see him playing
far from himself. You know when I like him?
My so-called life. You know when I like him?
Girl Interrupted. You know what I like him? My so-called life. You know when I like him? Girl Interrupted.
You know what I mean? I like him when he's
giving
something that I identify with and
I recognize. Yeah, yeah.
I don't like Waluigi biopic.
I have a really strange, potentially
unfair question to ask.
Sure. This is just...
I just want to see... Because I can't... I don't know
what the answer is to this.
Let's say Linda Tripp, Sarah Paulson.
Would it have worked?
Would she have been good or effective in the role if she didn't have the prosthetics on,
if she wasn't wearing the fat suit?
I don't know.
Here's the thing.
I think she's always going to be good
because I think that Sarah is incredibly talented.
And I left watching that series,
which I did watch the whole thing.
I was actually really impressed with her
because I thought there was a degree of humanity
that she gave the character.
My issue lies in, you know,
there's a lot of plus size actresses.
That's 100%.
She is a gorgeous, thin, blonde woman.
And again-
I guess I'm asking this because I haven't seen it.
So I don't know how much of- She's incredible. No, no, I woman. And again, I guess I'm asking this because I haven't seen it, so I don't know how much of...
She's incredible.
No, no, I'm sure she's incredible,
but I'm not sure how much the show
makes it a characteristic
that she is fat.
But then you've told me
there's so many lean cuisine scenes
and all this stuff.
Yeah.
I'm sure the human Linda Tripp
was obviously,
the way people perceived her
was obviously informed by her weight and her figure
and that's why you get like John Goodman
playing her on SNL like it's like
that's what's shitty you know it's like
ooh there is a
narrative thread in the series which
is yes from the first episode
you see her sort of you know
following 90s diet trends
but it's
less about her weight that she's made fun of and ridiculed
and bullied in the public eye and more because of two things one she fully betrayed her best
friend and it was like a very to the public at the time and you could agree you could argue now
uh black and white betrayal oh she's a she's. Right. And it does color in some shades of gray,
but she definitely did something
that I think the series sort of hints at
that she regretted for the rest of her life
because it did destroy Monica's life at the time.
But also, it's more about her getting ridiculed
because she is,
and this is like the word that they would all use, ugly.
It's about how ugly she is, how ugly she is, how ugly she is.
And so by the end of the first season, and this really happened, Linda Tripp in real life got extensive cosmetic surgery to look completely different.
So that A, she wouldn't be recognizable and and you know torn apart for
the rest of her life and she could start her life over but also b because sarah paulson actually has
a line in the last episode where she says you know i never actually realized how ugly i was
until everyone told me which is heartbreaking there's something to the fact that there's a
fucking gorgeous actress playing her who has no shortage of opportunities right so
that's i guess you know it's it's an interesting conversation yeah and when that's there's no
responsibility or any sort of like stage gate for like someone for sarah to be like i shouldn't take
the role you know like that's not what we're saying we're just saying there's this dilemma
in hollywood that may or may not go yeah Yeah. Well, it's, it is a,
you know,
it's a thing of like,
well,
not not to rope it into the diversity conversation,
but it's like,
what about people who do look like regular people?
You know what I mean?
Like,
I mean,
Linda trip was,
I mean,
what,
whether or not,
whether or not she was unattractive is subjective ultimately,
but it's also like so much,
the show is so much about
the beauty standard yeah that for them to put an actress in a fat suit and a prosthetic to make
her less attractive is problematic yes yes when you're doing a show about the beauty standard
right right if not problematic then like diluted and like we as an audience don't really sort of buy in yeah and i also think you
know ryan murphy really likes to work with who he works with and i also don't begrudge him that i
think that he he obviously prefers to work with certain actors and i think that sarah paulson is
one of the best one of the best out there so i don't begrudge that. I just think, you know, if we were to leave watching this series
without discussing that, and it's interesting, we talk about it in the thing of House of Gucci,
because at a certain point, it's a talking point, I think, for the opposite reason they want it to
be. Because it doesn't allow us to opt in. It actually distracts us from.
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So I wanted to ask you about a movie that we just both saw, which you told me that you watched.
And I enjoyed so much.
Oh my God, I loved it.
And I mentioned it last week on the pod.
And I'm really so happy that you watched it and your parents enjoyed it so much, which was Passing.
Passing.
By Rebecca Hall.
By Rebecca Hall. Loved it so much, which was Passing. Passing. By Rebecca Hall. By Rebecca Hall. Loved
it so much. And we watched it. I watched it with
my parents because now I'm having
to pick up movies where
there are Chinese subtitles
and Netflix, with at least
their original stuff, will have
Chinese subtitles on them. Oh, that's great.
And so played it, had the subtitles
on. My dad keeps being like, I don't need these.
I can understand what's going on.
I actually had that question for you, though.
I did.
I wondered just how much of it they were able to follow.
They followed all of it.
They loved it.
But the subtitles thing is funny.
And it's this funny, like, first-generation thing, I guess, maybe,
where first-generation millennial Gen Gen Z thing, you're either
overestimating or underestimating how much your parents
can, like, your immigrant parents
who don't speak English as their
first language can, like, absorb
narratively in something. I feel like
Passing was a movie that ended up being so
like, so wonderfully
lean and yet so
effective in its storytelling
and the narrative that like they
got it and they understood everything that was going on yes this i mean i love this i love i i
pretty much loved everything about it i mean i thought that tessa thompson was exquisite and i
think that she she is not getting talked about enough at this time of year because i think
there's a lot of bigger louder performances but she so what if people don't know the story is about tessa thompson is a woman who lives in
harlem and this is 1920s in new york and she one day is passing in a white part of the city so that
she can run errands and what that means for people that don't know is that she is basically light-skinned enough
where she can sort of disguise herself as a white woman
so that she is not attacked, ridiculed, harassed, or worse
in this white part of town
where she needs to run errands for the day.
And it's a very hot day,
so she stops in a hotel
and runs into a childhood friend of hers
played by immaculate Ruth Nega,
who is fully passing as a white woman with blonde hair married to Alexander
SkarsgƄrd,
who continues to push himself like,
and he does,
there's no monster he won't play.
And there's something brave about it.
It's very brave.
I am.
Part of me is maybe worried
that this is all he's getting offered.
It's a little typecast threatening.
He's obviously someone who we know.
I mean, he's Eric Northman.
Like, I think that he's one of the best actors as well.
He's fantastic.
But yeah, he plays her husband.
And basically, like, they have a conversation
that leaves both of them
wanting to reconnect.
Yes.
And it's dangerous because Alexander SkarsgƄrd is a major racist.
And so they start a friendship again and the movie takes off from there.
And it's just,
it's just fabulous.
I mean,
she,
Rebecca Hall wrote this,
right?
And she wrote and directed it based on her own experience of finding out
that her grandfather passed.
I mean,
there was such like a,
I told you this,
right?
And I think I really think I don't think I'm off here.
It was a Tennessee Williams quality about this.
It felt very street car,
like,
and for like coming into the home of this marriage,
like it just,
and she was playing like
southern belle like blanche dubois like ruth um and it was just so so like wonderfully done
yeah shot in black and white as a choice yeah i mean oh i loved it i loved it so much i mean
we're just saying how much we love it right we're just gushing gushing. I mean, I obviously don't want to give much of the plot away,
but it is really,
actually, it's very interesting
as a movie to look at right now,
I think, particularly in our times,
because one of the subplots,
which I thought was really interesting,
is Tessa Thompson and her husband
have a disagreement about how much to tell their
children about violence towards black people. And I thought that it was a really, really
fascinating conversation and argument that they have because Tessa Thompson is the more light
skinned in the couple. And she thinks our kids don't need to know about it. And her husband,
who's more dark skinned and cannot pass,
her husband cannot pass, doesn't have that privilege.
He is like, no, they do need to know about it.
And, you know, you see the way that Ruth Nega,
who is, you know, extremely charismatic and does pass,
is able to step back into black society
and really becomes the belle of the ball.
So it's so much internally going on
in Tessa Thompson's character
to the point where it all ends up to this climax,
which is, you know, really, really, really impactful.
And I just think that everyone should watch it
because it's so beautifully done.
And Tessa Thompson, I think this put her
in a different league for me.
Absolutely. And I was telling you you that like she had a very difficult
thing to accomplish in this role where
between Stella and Blanche
like Blanche is the more interesting one like it's
the same thing here it's like
it's like similar to
Zola in a way where it's like
the looser I mean not the looser canon
like the more mysterious
person the actor like that role is just a little bit shinier and more fun the looser, I mean, not the looser canon, like the more mysterious person,
the actor, like that role is just a little bit shinier
and more fun to an audience.
And for her to sort of have to be
this like grounding thing, person,
I'm so stoned.
But does this make sense?
Like she like-
It makes 100% sense.
She really had to like hold that groundedness.
I just think we don't respect
nuance enough i just think especially you know it's just so hard to do yeah and i think that
even in gaga's performance in house of gucci like people are gonna think oh this is like you know
an over-the-top like wildly emotional performance but there is nuance in it and i think that that's
really what i look for is i look for those little things under the surface that that tell you all
you need to know and passing has so much of that and i think it's also credit to the script and
rebecca hall you know i've always been like interested in her as an actress like i've always
been you know aware of her i like her and vicky christina i like her and you know um she was
in frost nixon i think is the first thing i saw her and she was in the town she's in lots of good
stuff she has a real talent as a writer yeah oh my god so tight that script like for yeah i mean
that triangle of tessa's character the husband and ruth's is such a perfect like triangulation.
Sorry to say that again, but like for Tessa's character where she's like caught between these two poles.
Yes.
It's so great.
Yeah.
I feel like, you know, the testament to great writing and also great direction and acting, obviously, is how much is articulated in what is not said.
And so on the page, you know, what I love is that there's very long scenes
between the actors.
I really love it.
I miss that.
I miss,
because it very easily could be a scene on stage.
And it was a novella.
So it's an adapted work.
But this is a really,
it's like there's scene study you can do it because there's
subtext and there's really rich things for
the actress to play and they're just so good
I just can't recommend it enough and
I was really happy that you watched it and liked
it so much girl I loved
it let's move on should we talk about
speaking of colorism
should we talk about Potomac
well it's so so yeah I mean just
to dive back into our, like our,
because I feel like with Wendy,
we were talking so much about her and her life
that we really didn't get into it about Potomac.
But this was the long teased episode.
This was the long teased episode.
But I, I just want to say,
this is not me patting us on the back.
I was so surprised at her,
at her surprise that the audience was registering
the colorism that was happening on the show
like when we brought it up she seemed
genuinely like shocked
in a way like she was like oh I didn't know you guys were clocking
that too I mean I don't know this for sure
but I think that is probably a testament
to just how
abandoned
dark skinned black people
and dark skinned black women often feel
in this conversation
because like this is not this did not just come up on this show no you know but these things don't
change and i i think that you know to me it's very obvious and obviously last night was a more
fun episode of the reunion where nikki minaj got into so many things but i still think we have this
you know hanging narrative,
which is the fact that there's an issue at play there.
But this was kind of just more fun.
And I love that Nicki,
she really was willing to break the fourth wall
a little bit with them, which I always enjoy.
I love that she knew that she,
or Andy told her,
you can actually take a side in all these things.
And she was like, oh, 100%.
And she made it known. And I think she was like, oh, 100 percent.
And like she made it known.
And I think she said a lot of things that the audience has thought.
Yeah.
Time.
Yeah.
And I just I mean, I talked to a friend and I was like, oh, my God, did you watch?
What did you think?
And he was like, I really hated it.
He was like, I wish it would have been 20 minutes.
But then I was like, oh, really?
And he specifically referenced.
And it made sense to me when he was like yeah like it was insane to watch
like candace squirm when like they were making her sing like that is something that was a little
uncomfortable very uncomfortable actually it was that was the only moment where i felt bad for one
of them i was like see this is a little unfair because i mean let's be real nikki minaj is gonna
sit up there on that stage and be like we know you you use autotune. Do you think that she sang a note
of the super bass chorus?
Do you think that she, come on.
Starships was actually acapella.
The final track is acapella.
She's doing all of that with her own voice.
It was army of computers
on all of Nicki Minaj's albums.
Of course.
We respect her.
But to bring that in,
I think, of course,
she wanted to, you know,
stir it up a little bit.
But the thing is, like,
the thing with singing like that,
it's like when you're put
on the spot like that
and you haven't been warming up,
like, you know,
I did feel bad for her.
And then, you know,
her acapella was not great.
Like, because she was nervous.
She was nervous.
It's clear she can sing, though.
It's clear she can sing.
Of course.
And the song is a hit.
And I didn't appreciate the way that...
It was a mess.
Nikki was making...
Nikki and Mia.
Fuck Mia.
Mia's toast.
Mia's done.
No, piece of shit.
She's done.
Done.
But the way they were making Candice feel like
it was not a successful single.
It absolutely is.
To chart on Billboard is a huge accomplishment.
It's a huge deal.
And the way that
Nicki was making faces,
and I think this might have been
the editing,
about the amount of albums
that Candice has sold,
like, that's nothing to sneeze at.
Like, no one buys albums anymore.
No one buys albums.
Like, you know,
her single performed.
It is the best housewife's single.
Definitely.
A single from a housewife right like I would
say I mean unless a lot of people
are in a lot of people do love tardy for the party
which is candy burris you know what I mean like she
did write it sure but like it is a hook
like expensive
and like how many fucks like those are just
like sonically very fun but
like musically just like so
stupid yeah they're party songs
and like forget about Luann stuff but like musically just like so stupid. Yeah. They're party songs. And like,
forget about Luann stuff,
but like,
this is a,
I thought it's,
I think it's a great album.
I'm happy that she released a new,
like she lined up the release for her new music video with this finale.
Yeah.
This reunion.
We,
we love Candace.
We love Candace.
And I actually,
okay.
So we actually got some blowback because they were like, you know that Nikki,
you know that Candace has said homophobic things.
Oh, sure.
And I was like, you know, at a certain point,
like some people have more growing to do than others.
And it's also like, I don't watch this show.
And every single time someone appears on my screen,
I stop and say, hmm, hold on.
Before I like them, let me go search through their Twitter.
I'm sorry,
but that's not my bag.
There was a moment
where it was brought up
that LGBTQ people
face persecution
in this country
in a very general sense.
And all of the housewives
agreed,
nodded in acknowledgement.
Mm-hmm.
You get a single
on Candace saying,
Mm-hmm.
whatever, it's sad. Like like i feel like she is maybe
growing i feel like we're i hope we are all in this place now in this conversation just about
cancellation in general where it's like i whatever we why did i why do i why do we talk about this
i'm sorry let's cut this part out.
I don't think we need to.
I mean, like, the thing is just like, look.
Okay.
We're watching the show and we're watching the characters as they are on the show.
And our opinion is this podcast stands the character of Candace on the show.
Okay?
Sorry.
But I'm not looking through her fucking tax returns and her Twitter.
And I don't actually know
her as a person i'm sorry i don't follow it that closely i watch the television show so if you're
gonna unsubscribe from this podcast because we like candace that says more about you darling dear
it's fine it's fine um where is your income roach is one of the classic tweets and i couldn't believe
she said it to a woman as she was giving birth. But also, you know what?
That's actually good television
and I like it.
Where is your income, Roach?
Where is your income, Roach?
And then what did she say to Mia?
You should be as grateful.
She said you should be grateful.
You should have been more grateful.
And also, of course,
iconic, she was trespassing.
She was trespassing.
I mean, like candace gives and
gives and gives gives you the moments i did like that andy went up to her at the end and was like
i have to give you props because that was really cool and everyone is supporting you and you
sounded great and you did that like you know y'all i thought it was a great episode me too
was nikki was really i thought it the whole time about what Wendy was saying. It was like she was watching
this woman push all of these other women off a cliff.
And then she was like,
oh shit, it's going to be my turn soon.
I have a feeling they edited a lot out.
I have a feeling that she went harder
and they took it out
because they were like,
I mean, we can't.
She was so easy on Giselle in the final edit
that I'm like,
she must have gone harder.
It really came off that she was team Giselle, and I was like,
how can you watch this show and be Team Giselle?
A lot of people are.
A lot of people are Team Giselle. Readers even
are Team Giselle, and we respect
that. We disagree.
We think Giselle is a horrible
person. I do, at least. At least as
depicted, okay? And again,
that's what we're talking about.
I don't know Giselle's report card from third grade.
I don't know.
This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up.
Think you've seen it all?
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
We're friends like that.
Who needs enemies?
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So I feel that we would be remiss to not mention that this is going to be a culture podcast.
We truly have lost one of the great artists of all time who is like the Shakespeare of musical theater.
It's been said,
and I would agree,
which is Stephen Sondheim.
I mean,
we just have to like truly give respect because that was a hard one.
Even though he was 91,
I believe that is a hard one to not have on planet earth.
This is so,
this is,
this is,
I'm just saying this because it felt like a beautiful coincidence in my life.
The news broke and I,
it came up on my phone that he had passed away.
Like the moment it was like reported,
I think not that it matters,
but like I was sitting in the theater for house of Gucci by myself and the
trailers came up and it was West side story.
Yep.
And like that,
like I was like, I was watching, I was west side story yep and like that like i was like
i was watching i was listening and watching like his work as like he whatever um yeah no it's funny
i learned as i learned that he was you you bring that up and also i mean by the way speaking of
the trailers like they showed that west side story trailer and it was just so gorgeous and looks so
beautiful i can't wait and rachel ziegler are you
coming on you're invited i saw her at the the opening night of six what'd she say she was like
first of all stunning no not even that yes stunning the perfect vibe the perfect vibe
obsessed we're obsessed. Oh my God.
I was like,
you are a good person.
You are a fun energy.
So talented, obviously.
Just a perfect,
ooh,
Snow White,
yes.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Come on.
A human Snow White,
not even in like the princessy way,
but just like someone that you're like,
what an icon.
What I'm saying is, if you want to be treated like the princess, way, but just like someone that you're like, what an icon. What I'm saying is,
if you want to be treated like the princess,
come on,
Lost Culture.
Come on,
Lost Culture.
Rachel.
I want to talk to you.
Well,
she said,
I want to come on.
See,
here's the thing though.
Rachel,
I'm talking to you.
Rachel.
I don't want to deal with your publicist.
I like,
because they're going to say,
oh,
I don't know.
She's got a lot of press.
She and Steven are doing this,
this,
this. No, no, no, no, no. No, we're going to talk to you only. oh I don't know she's got a lot of press she and Steven are doing this this this
no no no no
she and Ansel
wait no
we're gonna talk to you
only
we won't even deal
with the people
we won't even deal
with your agent
nothing
we'll just get in the DMs
and we'll do this
old fashioned
old fashioned
cause I don't wanna hear
that you know
whatever PR
is like well
she's gotta do Colbert
it's like no
you do Lost Cult
no you do Lost Cult honey No, you do lost coach.
Honey.
Oh,
by the way,
there's a great,
um,
it's the CNN docu-series,
but there's a great one that's out on late night TV that I recommend to
everybody who likes comedy.
I watched it,
learned a lot,
loved it.
I mean,
I,
I am watching anything these days,
so I will check that out,
but it's on HBO.
It's on HBO max is what I meant to say.
Like CNN is putting all their documentaries on HBO Max
and they're generally fun to watch
good to know they got all the good docs
but basically anyway like
Stephen Sondheim passing and now West Side
coming out I'm just
I think this is going to be even bigger than it was
going to be I mean I already feel like West Side
is going to come out and pretty much clear
the deck like when that trailer came out
I was like amazing I mean just
just incredible and I did hear
from some people that saw it because now it's
starting to screen that it is
fantastic and everything and I just
think you know what
a I don't really necessarily believe
in like you know the fate
or whatever but for this to be coming out
like at the end
of his life and it's unbelievable that he's 60 years
60th anniversary of the show yeah it's just and that rita moreno is in it yeah you know what i
mean like this is and i i mean talk about someone who there's a there's a piece in the guardian that
came out about her bowen you have to read it she has just lived the most extraordinary life
she talks about how you know speaking of streetcar before,
she was in like an eight-year relationship throughout the 50s with Marlon Brando.
That was like insane.
She was treated so badly.
Like truly the first agent she ever had, he raped her and she had to stay with him.
Like horrible, horrible, horrible treatment.
After she won the Oscar for for west side story she wasn't
offered anything but like like maids and like girlfriends and like bad gangster movies like
very like racially stereotypical parts for years didn't work for seven years in film after that
like worked her way in television and theater and one woman shows all the way to her getting an egot
and now only in her 80s, after her late husband passed away,
was she able to like really get to know herself?
Like it's just an amazing,
and there's a documentary about her coming out,
but she's in the new West Side.
Apparently there's a role they pretty much created for her.
And apparently she's amazing,
but there's just so much to celebrate
in West Side coming out.
And, you know, Stephen Sondheim was,
and you know, if you listen to this podcast enough you know that
we stand but I mean
true legend
and like
genius talent and like
not in a way where you say
like oh you know Selena
Gomez's album is genius no this is like a real
this is a real genius
like it's just
not that Selena Gomez can't put out a sondheim level album
not that she doesn't have genius in her future i'm just saying if we in a world where i use her
as an example i throw around the word genius icon etc legend you know we throw around these words
this was a true yeah i mean i i almost he's the kind of person that like
it's immediately humbling to me
for me to say I have nothing
to add to like what
what is being said about like
this man's life like I'm truly like what
it's all
it's all been like considered and like
appreciated at the right moment like
and also what I love this is my
this is such bullshit,
like whatever, like Instagram, like inspiring quote,
but like he really didn't like fully like come
into his like, whatever, like peak
as a lot of people might put it,
like in his forties and fifties.
Right.
Like, that's what I think is also, I don't know,
a cool thing to think about maybe like.
Yeah.
It's just like, like, I think, I think Sunday came,
Sunday in the park came out, like I think when he was like late 40s early 50s that all makes a lot of sense
to me i mean i can't imagine being capable artistically and creatively of the things he was
at a young age but then it's like you know and by the way did you have you watched the movie tick
tick boom i haven't yet.
And I'm kind of waiting for like, I'm saving it for the right moment, which I know is so annoying to hear.
It is another fabulous movie that's out right now.
I watched it.
It's also on Netflix.
Andrew Garfield is so incredible in it.
Yeah.
I mean, he's so amazing in it.
And the movie is, of course, about Jonathan Larson.
You know, it's about him basically struggling to
become successful
and you know etc
and he
reveres and idolizes
Stephen Sondheim and the movie
like treats Stephen Sondheim as this
like huge character and
basically it ends
with him getting a note from
Stephen Sondheim that encourages him. And so this obviously and Jonathan Larson would end up writing Rent, obviously. And that went on, I think, believe the story is he died on the night of or the night before the first preview of Rent off Broadway or whatever um and it would obviously go on to revolutionize modern musical theater but the fact
that this movie reveres him so and that these people in musical theater revere him so and that
this movie is coming out now it just does like feel like this very odd eerie perfect storm of
you have to be you know grateful for both the life that he lived in the art that he gave,
but also that he gets to really be truly celebrated,
like by his legacy and his work at this time.
If you're,
if there's anything to be thankful about or grateful about when someone
passes,
at least that,
at least it's like that recognition,
because I don't think like as an artist and as a creator and as someone who
has influenced so many there's anything better than that to know that as you leave
there's this love for you you know so just very special very special i think we can talk about
either survivor or selling sunset i want i want i want to talk about both and that's actually
that's actually something i put my foot down about.
To move out of Steven's song.
Oh, please.
That's Lost Culture flavor.
Because, wait, I just want to tell you.
Did you see that the Grammy nominations came out
and there was the scandal?
I haven't been following the Grammys.
Okay, so the Grammy nominations came out.
And, of course, the first episode of this podcast
is called The Grammys so we always have to like
pay respects to our origins
here so the Grammy nominations
came out and like there was 10 nominees
in all the general categories and it's like mostly
Olivia Rodrigo and she'll like sweep
and John Baptiste and yeah
yeah so
basically it came out
that there was originally only going to be
8 nominees for
album of the year and then they decided to add two more at the last second and it was donda by
kanye west and evermore by taylor swift that's what okay yes yes i have vaguely picked this up
yeah um i mean whatever like who fucking cares it's so stupid i hate it it's like the grammys continue to be a complete
mess like there's such a joke it's so annoying and then for that to leak it's so disrespectful
to them it makes them look so bad as an awards body it's just such flops and you know i guess
like ultimately all for nothing because you know olivia and driver's license are just going to walk out with all the awards, I would imagine.
Maybe Lil Nas X wins the album, but I mean.
I mean, oh, but we do,
let's give a shout out to Japanese Breakfast
for being a Grammy nominee.
Fucking great year for her.
Came in with a book.
Came in with a new album.
It's so good.
Congrats, Michelle zahner um i'm talking about her
as if she's like a friend of the pod she's not i just i did one book event with her over zoom
in the winter and i don't know i feel like we're friends we're not we're not well it's great to
derive some positive out of the grimy nominations oh. I looked at them and I was like,
are we kidding here?
And then when that controversy came out,
I was like,
Oh God,
they really can't fucking help themselves.
Like,
just don't have it leak.
I'm just,
how does that happen?
I know.
I know.
I know.
Wait,
speaking of music,
what's your favorite track on 30?
We didn't even talk about 30.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
We didn't talk about 30 last week because we had Wendy on and we couldn't
distract from the conversation
no
favorite track off 30
cry your heart out
and
love is a game
I texted you when
yeah
when I first heard
love is a game
at the
during the concert special
and I was like
this is a gorgeous song
new classic
new classic
we will be singing this for years
to be loved is my shit
I mean to be loved is
the vocals on to be loved at the end it's just
like and then i saw an interview with her she's like i'll never sing it live i'll never do it
i can't who could and then she of course was on her instagram doing it like ripping it apart
yeah just killed it i mean she'll do it she's never sounded better like the vocals are warm lubricated yeah yeah but deep it's still deep oh we love it
i mean she's like giving you like clean melisma like she's she's just like she is like an
instrument she never doesn't hit the note like she's really just and you feel it oh you feel it
you know what i really kind of like am responding to in my like
what I tried to like really internalize from her
Oprah interview was
when she was like when Oprah asks her
about like where the voice comes from or whatever and she's just like
I feel like I like
connect with something bigger and like a lot
of artists say this but like she's like
whenever I sing like I'm not
like I'm not like really in my body or something
she was like I'm kind of like
I'm not aware of what I'm doing
100% and like she's
connecting with some like
I don't know like. She's channeling.
She's channeling. Yes that's what she said and so
like I'm trying to like
do that more. Does that sound so stupid?
No. I'm trying to
do that when I'm like writing. When I'm like
trying to come up with like an idea
I'm like let me just think less let me just like think up like I don't not not that that's the
direction but like but like crown chakra like let me just like connect with like the bigger thing
yeah and I don't know I'm like cheesily like getting into that no I mean 100% and like it's
whatever people could drag me for this if they want but
it didn't show absolutely inspire me oh my god why would people drag you even today like henry
and i were running through the songs and i think i had a more difficult time with the first like
three or four just because i was getting back into it also it's christmas is you're you're
gonna belt your fucking and that's the first song so that's that's that. And then it goes right into the second song, which is vocally difficult.
And then ballads start.
But there's a song that I do sixth in my show, which is my favorite thing I've ever written.
And it's my favorite thing I've ever done.
It's called Every Christmas Eve.
It's my Mrs. Claus song.
And it's actually one of the more vocally tough ones.
But I said to Henry after we did it,
because I felt really good about the way I went today.
And he, I could tell he did too.
And I was like, you know what's easy about that one
is because you really just try to tell the story
and feel it.
And like, honestly, do little lyrical analysis in it.
Like even though it's my own writing,
just like to try to like think less about
like whether or not your voice feels good
or whether or not you're being funny
or whether or not whatever.
And it's just actually a lot more simple.
It's about just like,
like just getting the work across,
you know what I mean?
And just, just cause it is actually
all about telling stories.
Like when you're a comedian,
when you're a performer or whatever,
like just focusing on the articulation of it and less about the bullshit that is like you know whether the notes
are right or whether like or whether or whether i'm on my mark or whatever this thing i'm like
yes that's annoying but like it's it's like frou-frou or whatever but it actually does help
you free up and discover things as a performer.
I love that you're incorporating this in your own work
as you lead up to your shows.
I also just want to say,
this reminded me of the way that Taylor Swift
has talked about songwriting.
Do you know this?
Where she's like,
the best way I can describe songwriting is
there was like a
magical cloud in front of you and you're supposed to catch it before it goes away
like like you're supposed to like capture this like thing you're supposed to capture this like
magical thing that you can't touch you can't grab it you gotta like get it down on like paper or
something yeah like before before it leaves you and i'm like that is kind of maybe the same for for thing
where it's like you're supposed to like commune with this thing that comes to you that like passes
by and you have to have to like get it down before it leaves you i don't know i don't know about you
but almost i'm feeling 22 almost and you know that she wrote that in a state of channeling oh my god she was first of all it's
rule of culture number 39 when taylor wrote 22 she was channeling um but it's so rare that when
i labor over something or work on something really hard that it ends up being really good
meanwhile it's like when i shit something out or like something just comes. Oh my God. It is so much.
Well,
I don't know.
It's just like when I think about the things I'm really proud of or the
things that I'm like still performing now,
it's usually stuff that came very easily to me.
Yeah,
I know.
I know.
Oh,
I love that.
And that's such a good feeling.
Yeah.
It's such a good feeling when it just kind of flows out.
And for some people,
like it just happens.
I feel like you are one of those people where it just really does,
it flows out of you.
When it happens,
it happens.
And when it doesn't,
it doesn't.
But I'm saying,
it's not about when it happens
or when it doesn't.
I'm saying it happens
often for you.
And that is what's beautiful
for me.
Like it's,
I don't know.
There's the spigot is fucked
because I'm like,
it's a slow drip.
You have to create
all the time though.
I think that's the difference.
This is what I've never gotten about SNL
and I'll just be totally transparent about this.
You guys basically
have to create
the thing on Tuesday.
It's so bad. It's so hard.
It's one day.
I know. It's so weird.
I get that it's like a scheduling thing and i get that
that's just the way it works but i just always thought about like what if somebody has a
brilliant fucking idea and of course like things happen in the news and it gets channeled right to
the cold open and stuff and that's not not a part of the show but so like creativity is so
not necessarily like that.
And you'd have to be such a specific type of person to be able to just be
like,
okay,
sitting down to do this during my allotted time.
And this is what I'm going to get it right.
You know,
which I know is not as basic as it is,
but no,
no,
no.
I know.
Um,
the,
the thing that happens most often,
and I think maybe the saddest thing that happens is you have a great idea,
but then it, and this is what you're saying basically but like
you burn it that week because you just didn't execute you didn't get the right time to like
execute it the right way right and so then like you do it in front of all your co-workers on
wednesday and then fucking bombs and then you're gone it has stink on it and then like more likely than not
you're never gonna
like use that idea
again when it might
have been a perfectly
great idea because
I oh my gosh
this is my example
Zutty and I wrote
a sketch last season
where it was all
about was me and
John Mulaney
playing a couple
and our thing was
that we kept
swallowing in the
middle of sentences
like but it just
it just and it just,
and then like,
which like,
I like,
I'm really hung up about this because like,
it could have been,
it could have been something great. And we just didn't get it the first time.
And now like,
I can never do it again.
I kind of feel like I can't bring it up again.
It would be iconic if you did that every table read,
like just every table read,
tried to make the swallowing in the middle of sentences thing happen.
Like would actually be
the funniest shit ever
oh my
because it's the dumbest idea
it's like half an idea
but it's
didn't it happen with Vanessa though
like isn't that a thing
like I think
oh it happened
everyone has one of these stories
like everyone has one of these
everyone has their like
white whale
or you know
or like sketch comedy
white whale
that you keep trying to get in
or not that you keep trying to get in
that you can't
you can't like
you can't you know capture I don't, you can't like, you can't,
you know,
capture,
I don't know,
you can't like find it.
Yeah.
And so that's mine for now.
My other one is,
I want to see that.
Hooli and I have written several sequels at this point to Sarah Lee,
and none of them have gotten picked.
I can't believe that that's true.
It's crazy to me.
Do you want to,
do you want to know something?
Yes. I won't believe that that's true. It's crazy to me. Do you want to know something? Yes.
I won't reveal to who,
but I had to run it by one of the producers
when Chalamet was hosting.
I was like,
I was like,
Julio and I wrote a follow-up to Sarah Lee for Timothy.
It's called Chef Boyardee.
It's really,
we think it's really funny.
And then this producer says,
you know,
I think we've done it too many times.
And I was like,
we've only done it once.
Yeah.
And I think what he meant was I brought it to table too many times.
Right,
right,
right.
Which is another shitty thing.
I'm like,
Oh,
well now I ruined this.
Like what,
one of my proudest like pieces of writing,
Sarah Lee,
like I hate that.
Like it's,
it's,
there's no like afterlife.
There's no like second life for it
you know what though sometimes
whatever I'm not dragging
anything about like
sometimes I'm really happy to see things come back
and I would be thrilled to see that come back
maybe one or two more times oh there have been
some sketches where it's like
all right I'm just gonna say it okay
Gilly I think it was done 12
times but that's why it's so I Gilly, I think it was done 12 times. But that's why it's so funny.
I don't know.
I think it lasted for me after the fourth or fifth.
Of course, by the third one,
everyone's like, truly no one's laughing at it in 8H.
But I think there is a meta humor layer here
that I think Kristen would cop to.
Yeah, maybe.
Gilly's in again.
Gilly's in again. That's cop to where it's like, Oh yeah. She was like, he's in again, like Gilly's in again.
Like that's part of why it's funny is because it's like the one joke.
Yeah.
Never heightened.
It's like that was what up with that too.
What up with that at one time was,
was SNL.
It was a Saturday night live.
Like what up with that?
And you know what?
I never got tired of,
I mean,
we'll just deep house dish,
deep house dish.
Nope.
Cause at least
the songs were different or whatever but i never they need to bring deep passage back because let's
not pretend that keenan isn't still there like we need can you pitch deep house dish well james
anderson doesn't work there anymore mama his baby pass the torch pass the torch i know no i'm gonna
text him i'm gonna text him i'm gonna going to text him. I'm going to be like,
can you please give the blessing
to do Deep House Dish again?
Because the new kids
need Deep House Dish.
It would hit now
more than ever.
It really would.
You should text James.
In fact,
everybody,
the readers.
One day when I host.
When Matt hosts,
we'll do it.
But I think the readers
should try to,
try to communicate.
I'm not saying bombard James
with DMs.
Actually, no, I take it back.
But I think James needs to be like,
quote unquote, pulled out of retirement
for one last deep house dish.
Wouldn't you all agree?
I do.
I mean, I...
Wouldn't you agree with what I said?
I do.
No, I'm just so still on things.
I do.
That was iconic.
That's actually, wow.
See, this is what I'm saying.
The flow state, baby. Well, you know what I'm saying. The flow state, baby.
Well, you know what I'm jealous of?
I'm actually really jealous
because, you know, obviously it's,
well, today we're recording on Cyber Monday.
Yeah.
And Ira posted like his Keep It merch.
And I was like,
why don't we do Lost Culture merch?
Like I want Lost Culture merch.
Like there's so much good merch we could do.
We had a merch period.
There's still some items that you can buy off of
TeePublic. We are looking for a new platform.
Let's just say we're looking for a new
vendor. Readers, formerly publicists,
would you buy Lost Cult merch?
I mean, we know the answer is yes.
I would love.
Everyone's very enthusiastic.
I was thinking the other day, I was like, God,
I'm so lucky. Grateful.
Thankful on Thanksgiving. Thankful on Thanksgiving for the readers.
I'm absolutely emotional most of the time when I think about the podcast.
Oh my God, the readers are the most special people.
The readers have given me everything.
You think I'd be selling out these shows without the readers?
There's no way.
I know they're all readers.
I'm talking about them like, I'm trying to be careful about not making them sound like
fucking pop star stans.
No!
They know who they are. First of all, we just
fired them. So we have to be nice to them.
We have to be nice to them.
They've all lost their publicist jobs.
They lost their jobs.
Now...
Before we start crying because of the readers,
we have to talk about Selling Sunset.
And Survivor. This is a long episode and that's fine
selling sunset i have not finished this me neither me neither me neither i will say what are your
basic general reactions because i have a few you know okay this is i in a state of half sleep
had this realization it's not a realization but but I think everyone knows at this point that it's the most mindless show
that's ever been made.
I really do think
there's something pretty amazing
about Adam DiVallo
between The Hills
and Selling Sunset.
It feels like they're speaking
a different language.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
They're using a different vocabulary.
I think when you're on the show,
the producers hand you
a sheet of paper
and on that paper,
it says 100 words total.
And the producers say,
you can only,
whatever comes out of your mouth
has to be from this list
of 100 words.
You cannot say anything
besides these words.
That actually is 100% real.
And that is my realization.
And I love that one of those words is escrow.
You know what I mean?
Escrow, conceited.
Like when Emma said that,
like when Emma just celebrated in her chair
and by lifting up her waif thin arms,
and she goes, well, I'm an escrow.
And they were all like, escrow! And they were well I'm an escrow and they were like escrow
and they were just screaming the word escrow
and I was like wow I'm obsessed
with each and every one of these young women
these young women
I think Vanessa
and Emma are great additions
great additions
Emma I can't tell if I'm on her side or not
she's the smallest face in the world
she has the smallest face, the tiniest
chin. I was just going to say, she has a
tiny little head. She's like, in the best
way, she's like that alien
in Men in Black with the tiny head, but a
gorgeous version. But a gorgeous version
who runs a vegan food company, which we
stan. She weighs
76 pounds. I
do love that she runs a vegan
company, and yet she still takes private jets. It's like, okay, well, they cancel out beautifully. I do love that she runs a vegan company and yet she still takes private jets.
It's like, okay, well, they cancel out beautifully.
I love that.
She should marry Leonardo DiCaprio.
They're made for each other.
They are.
Love her.
Vanessa is iconic.
Loved her sob story in the beginning
that her sister passed.
Oh my God.
And then she became a real estate agent because of her.
And now she's sort of like little Christine.
She's a villain.
At least,
at least in the part that we're on.
Okay.
Should we play this game now that,
now that we'd have it because you and I checked in earlier in the week when
selling sunset season four was about to drop.
And you were like,
are you a,
you were like,
you said I was a Chris shell,
which I took offense to.
I know.
I didn't say you were Chris.
I said,
I was Chris shell.
I said that you were Mary. I'm well, I also, I'm sorry. I took offense to. No, I didn't say you were Chrishell. I said I was Chrishell. I said that you were Mary.
I'm sorry.
I took offense to you calling me Mary.
And here's what I'll say.
The more I watched it,
I was like, he is not Mary.
Because let me tell you who's lost it.
Mary.
Mary.
If you watch season one to season four,
it is a case study
in reality television breaking someone.
Yeah.
Mary is going crazy being on this show.
And the first season,
she was kind of the most likable person.
She was the most grounded.
Not likable.
Yeah, that's not what I meant.
I'm sorry.
I meant, yeah, just someone that,
like the audience surrogate.
Like, oh, this is the person
who is most like me sitting at home.
Her breakdown at the dog party was truly iconic.
I mean, the dog's birthday party.
And she goes, you know, Jason,
we spent a lot of money on this.
This is our friends and our dogs
and it's our dog's birthday.
And she came in and she's going to start drama
at the dog's birthday.
And I was just like, this is absolutely unhinged.
All because Christine came to the dog's birthday party.
Every time Christine enters a room,
I laugh and applaud.
Okay, I'm on episode six,
and at least five different times this has happened.
Christine and Maya are together.
Maya goes,
wow, Christine, I can't believe you just had a baby.
I can't believe you just had a baby the other week.
I can't have the baby like that.
Four different times.
Like, go back and, like, watch it.
Like, so many repetitive...
I'm telling you, they were given a list of words.
Yeah.
And they could only say things from this list.
The least thing.
Sude Green is doing great impressions of Maya on her Instagram.
Maya is iconic.
Chrissy Chappell tweeted out the other day where she was like,
Maya is the best character because
she's us. She gets to sit there and just comment
on all the drama and have nothing go on in her
life and just basically say, wow.
And it is so funny.
Also, this is going to sound crazy,
but let me know if you agree.
Okay. When Davina came back,
I actually was obsessed.
I miss Davina!
I mean, she's clearly, like,
an integral part of the show.
I just think she's so funny.
She's just so funny
in, like, the most unintentional ways.
Like, she's just...
What a fucking...
What a buffoon.
I'm obsessed.
I love her.
I love, like, what she brings to the show.
I just think, like, you can't take her seriously.
You can't take most of these people seriously,
including Brett and Jason.
Oh, please.
I did not know that Jason and Chrishell
were full-on dating now.
What?
You didn't know this?
Okay, so this rocked my world.
So season five is basically going to be about
how Chrishell and Jason Oppenheim are now like in a
serious romantic relationship i'm gonna vomit and that'll be like the second or third one he's dated
in the office because obviously he was with mary they own that dog together that had the birthday
party every time i say these words i'm like i can't fucking believe it. I just watched the episode where Chrishell and Simu Liu are like about to fuck.
Which he did look really hot.
Oh yeah, of course.
He's a very attractive person.
I just am like, so I don't know what's going on.
Cutting to Jason.
Now watch.
As you watch, they keep cutting to Jason who like notices them.
You're right.
They do keep cutting to Jason.
That's so funny.
So they're building it into the narrative
because eventually
they get together.
Chriselle Stouse,
every time she walks,
she opens double doors
and walks out to a balcony
and smiles at the sun.
I'm like,
you are the protagonist,
aren't you?
Snow White,
Rachel Ziegler,
move over.
I actually,
I couldn't stand Chriselle
before this season.
I'm like,
okay, cool.
Like I'm kind of with you.
I like that she's standing up for herself
when they were like, okay, guys, group meeting.
Should we hire back Davina?
She was like, no, I don't think so.
She was really rude to me, and I don't fucking like it.
And when she said, like, I don't fuck,
I fucking think so, I fucking don't agree.
I was like, come on, Chrishell.
I actually love that.
And actually, what a perfect play on her part
to be like, okay, I've been a little too guileless on this show
let me actually like grow a spine
and like when Davina apologizes to her
oh I didn't see that yet I'm so excited
oh Christine said she didn't want
the apology right it's a great moment for
Chrishell like she handles it perfectly
I'm really proud of her
I'm really excited
anyway it's the dumbest show ever made but we love
it we will Christine is television's best villain of course I'm really excited. Anyway, it's the dumbest show ever made, but we love it. We will watch.
Christine is television's best villain.
Of course, but she was on the cover of some magazine.
I forget which,
but they called her reality TV's queen of camp.
Let's cut it out.
Let's stop throwing that word around again.
It feels like it's 2019 Met Gala all over again.
She's not camp.
She's not camp.
Let's like, I don't know.
Does poor Susan
Sont have to come back from the
dead to explain to you
guys what this is? Poor Susan Sont
might have to come back from the dead
and genuinely school the girls
because Christine is not camp.
Christine is in, it's like, I don't
know, it's not, because it's not bad.
Like, Christine is,
it's not poor taste. Like, it's not like poor taste like she's
obviously like she has like good taste in things she looks like a cartoon like a fantasy of
femininity i'm thinking really hard is the chair purse is the little chair purse camp no um no
because like okay my cliff's noteses distillation of the definition
I'm getting this wrong
people will take issue with this I'm sure but it's like
it's I'm celebrating
bad taste it's like celebrating
bad taste as if it was something
in good taste essentially
yeah like the chairperson is like kitsch
it's kitsch it's not camp it's like
oh isn't this ironic
like camp is not supposed to
know its own irony that's why like mommy dearest is camp because like everyone on that movie thought
they were making the best biopic of all time right which is also why house of gucci is not camp
exactly and so that's what it is like it's like it's something that's in bad taste either being
perceived as something in good like it's something like that takes itself seriously basically
that's another like bastardization of the
definition yeah that's definitely morphed
over time and I think a lot of people have different definitions
but if you're using that definition then
you cannot call Christine Quinn camp because
I feel that she actually is in
100% control of what she's doing
and when she comes in and sits down with Emma
and she goes I just really wanted to talk
and he proposed to me
he did he proposed to me actually
and like she's fucking with these girls
it's so fun
when Mary has a meltdown and Christine's like
why is she upset like she knows exactly
why she's upset when she comes in
with her you know 29 inch hair
like she is in complete
control and I actually believe
that she's a cool person oh actually believe that she's a cool person
oh i'm sure she's like oh i think she is like the most aspirational person on the show despite being
like so out of touch in her wealth or whatever it's like yeah you want to you want to be like
her in a way right like you don't want to be like chrishell or mary or anybody else yeah i don't
want to certainly want to be spinning my wheels that hard.
Also, some of the other girls are falling off from
me. Like I know Heather gets up, gets
beefier in the narrative as it goes,
but I'm losing Heather
a little bit. Heather has a big
moment at the end of the season. Like the finale is like
her and Tarek.
Okay, need that.
But and so does she.
But like I love Heather, by the way.
Oh, I identify with Heather.
Playmate legend.
Love.
I didn't know playmate legend.
She was a playmate.
What were you going to say?
I was just going to say,
Christine Quinn is just completely in control
of what she's doing,
and I believe that she's cool,
and I believe that if these other girls
actually don't like her, they're not playing the game as well as her right and
here's what i'll say i'm really excited for selling tampa oh right yeah that'll be fun oh
my god the cast the cast looks very cool i mean it's gonna be very cool and also like people are
like lol tampa but like no you have to remember like have to remember, that is also a competitive real estate market.
You might turn your nose up
because you think of certain things,
but this actually is going to be very cool.
Basically, for everyone that doesn't know,
there's a Selling Sunset spinoff called Selling Tampa,
which is all black women in Tampa,
they're at the same real estate firm.
And I actually watched a...
Is it Oppenheim?
It's not.
Okay.
But it's like speaking to...
They do the same thing.
Right, right.
But it's a totally different vibe
and I'm really excited for it.
I think it comes out
in December,
mid-December.
Can't wait.
Very excited for that.
Wait, before we go to...
I don't think so, honey.
We have to talk about Survivor.
Oh, my God. I mean, I don't think so, honey, we have to talk about Survivor. Oh my god.
I mean, I told you
this was crazy. This episode was amazing.
Top to bottom,
like, so well
edited, I want to say?
Like, just, I mean, the threads
all sort of
are so tied together in the end in the best
way. Tied up, tied together, whatever.
And like, I told you over text today,
like I think it was like two episodes.
I caught up on the plane home from Thanksgiving.
Like the last three episodes,
I'm like,
wow,
this is when I realized this was a great season.
And I don't know my survivor seasons too well,
but I feel like this is one of my more favored ones.
This is an amazing season.
And I think that this episode that just happened last week,
and there's obviously a new one tonight,
it was the episode where, spoiler alert.
Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler, fast forward.
Shan gets eliminated.
Yeah.
And she basically was like the main character,
I believe, along with Ricard.
She was.
In the season.
And really it came down to Ricard deciding to get Shan out,
even though they have been each other's number ones.
Like, there's this narrative in the beginning of the episode that actually it can't really be the two of them at the top two because they're both too good.
So there is this interesting chess game being played between them that, unfortunately, Shan stops playing and Ricard never stops playing.
And the moment the whole season changed
was Ricard saying,
I think today is the day that I send,
like that we send Shan home.
Yeah.
Like he decided,
like he had to decide that.
And I want to give credit to Erica
for figuring out the plan.
Erica is a sleeper
she's a sleeper but it was but Erica is
the mastermind behind it's it's Ricardo
it's Ricard's idea but Erica
is the one who's like here's how we're going to do it three
three Shan votes three Liana votes
then it goes to a tiebreaker
and if Shan
plays her idol then it's
Liana who goes home if she doesn't then Shan goes
home like that is like that was all Erica she's a great player I think that we as her idol, then it's Liana who goes home. If she doesn't, then Shan goes home. That was
all Erica.
She's a great player.
We have not given her enough credit.
I think she might be going home soon because I think
she has a huge target on her back.
People are on to her.
I think they're not going to be on to Ricard now.
This is the thing. There's a vacuum
of power in a way.
The tribe is sort of as splintered as it's ever been now without Shan,
without the person who is arranging the things.
Now you have the Dany and Deshaun alliance being the only real two-hander that's left.
Right.
And I think that something that is going to hurt them is the fact that Liana is now off board.
You know what I mean?
Like,
so I think she,
she could,
she,
she either could make something happen or she'll be next.
I don't know.
I wonder how much further Heather could go just because narratively she hasn't been on the show that much.
I'm wondering what that means for her.
Um,
I wonder if she'll figure into that narrative starting now.
I just know that's not really how these television
seasons are built. I feel
it's Ricard's to lose
or Xander's to lose
and I find myself
rooting for Deshawn
because of the way that
you and I disagree. Well, the way the narrative is pulling
out, like I will say, I actually shed
tears many different times throughout this episode.
I was crying at
the end i was crying when deshawn got emotional during his confessional about it being such a
hard year for black people and that they wanted to do a quote-unquote for the culture and the
four of them would stick together to the end i was crying at the sacrifices were made when they
realized that was probably not possible i was crying when liana said that her friendship with
shan meant more to her than the
game because they connected over their own hood and their blackness on the hill i was like this
is classic survivor because it's amazing gameplay but you care about the characters and it's
emotional storytelling but it's also really good gameplay and i think ultimately what's happening is these it's at the point
in the season where the contestants are getting played by their own emotions and a lot the ones
that are forgetting to keep playing and the ones that are making emotional concessions are losing
and that is shan made an emotional concession I think that if she were smart
she could have gotten out of that
I mean anytime you go home with an idol in your
pocket you're not thinking she said in
her like her last confessional
after she got voted out she was like I had an
idol yep like she was you could
tell she was so crushed
by that oh my god because it's so hard
to get one and then you leave with an idol but the thing
too is just like the way it's going.
And this is where I get a little woo again,
but this is season 41.
And I do feel like that.
I think it's a reset,
but so season 40 was winners at war.
If you call all the way back to season one,
we had a queer man named Richard where it went the first season.
And now we are going to have a queer man named Ric when the first season. Oh my God. And now, we are going to have
a queer man
named Ricard
win because
Ricard
is the
queerification.
Ricard is the
queerification of the name Richard.
And
Richard has
an extra letter
H
and H
in lowercase
is upside down
four.
And four,
if you take away
four from 41
is one.
Taylor Swift.
The numerology of it all
is you're being very Taylor.
Taylor.
Very Taylor.
I'm sorry,
Taylor Swift energy.
This is very Taylor Swift
and that,
I just feel like the energy.
is executive producer
this season.
She will reveal herself.
She will reveal to us
that her alias
in television
is Mark Burnett.
That witch.
That witch. Oh my God. That's the type of thing that makes Burnett. That witch. That witch.
Oh my God.
That's the type of thing
that makes me say,
that witch.
That witch.
Oh my God.
She's such a witch.
I had not thought about that
since you said that.
Taylor is Mark Burnett.
Oh my God.
Taylor's to blame for Trump.
Taylor has the piss tapes.
She has the piss tapes.
I will say,
I think-
Oh no,
she has the N-word tape.
That's what it is.
She has all the tapes.
Please, Taylor has all the tapes.
Okay?
And if she doesn't have it,
her dad has it.
Okay?
I know her dad.
I know Mr. Swift has the tapes.
It's actually
Real Culture No. 99.
I know Mr. Swift
has the tapes.
I know Mr. Swift
has the tapes.
Um, okay.
Go Ricard.
He's also very good to watch.
Attractive.
I want to sort of... I want to touch his body and see what it feels like.
Oh, I bet really good.
He was able to stand on that narrow beam
and hold that ball up in that saucer.
Challenge beast.
For a long time.
Challenge threat.
Beautiful eyes.
That's another thing I'll miss about Shan
is I loved watching her.
You know what I mean?
A lot of truly hot people this season.
Shan, Rihanna.
Telegenic.
Telegenic. Danny, truly hot people this season. Shan, Rihanna. Telegenic.
Telegenic.
Danny, Ricard, Xander, hotties.
Hottie season.
Absolutely. I mean, everyone's very telegenic in a way where I'm like, pop off.
Also, I have to tell you, and I have to tell all the readers.
I know, like, whatever.
Australian Survivor Season 4.
People had been in my DMs being like, you have to, you have to, you have to.
Really? You have to watch Australian Survivor Season 4. People had been in my DMs being like, you have to, you have to, you have to. Really? You have to watch
Australian Survivor season four. It's a sit.
It's cuckoo bananas long,
but it is so
gratifying. I'm telling you, get in my
DMs about it, readers. I'm ready to engage about
Australian Survivor season four, not five.
Season four, season four.
There's one more thing I wanted to say about
Survivor
before we move on. I don't think so, honey, but it is, it's not coming to me.
I think, oh, okay.
I, I, cause I think we got the preview for the next episode for the one, the week of
the 29th of November where there's another twist that gets introduced.
But I was like, I think the reason why it's been great the last few episodes is because
they have, they introduced all the twists early on and then they just let the rest of the
season play out the way it is supposed to,
I guess.
But I don't need many more twists,
but I think there,
I think we are going to get more because Jeff had that,
uh,
advantage like on the bench that no one found.
And then like,
there's going to be another like thing that he throws in and I'm kind of
nervous about what that's going to be.
My thing with the twist is like,
I always feel like with Survivor,
you have to play every twist as if it's terrain.
Like I feel like in Survivor,
you know,
there's going to be twists.
And if the show throws in a twist,
like that's just terrain you have to play.
Like,
I don't ever think like,
oh,
they shouldn't have done that.
A couple of times I've liked them less than other times.
Yeah.
Every twist,
every idol,
every advantage,
every setbackback every tribe switch
like you have to play that like it's terrain you know you're entering into a game where these types
of things happen so you can't be like oh well fuck that blah blah blah and like kick your kick
your toes in the sand once they happen like you have to play them as terrain and if you are the
type of person that's going to win or destined to win, you'll win no matter what the situation
is.
Go off.
Go off. You've been going off all
episode and I have to say
I really,
really am in awe.
Mama, this is why we do culture catch up.
Because sometimes we have to get together
and get into
it. Can I just say?
You can always say.
I think the dynamic for almost all the culture catch-ups,
and I don't say this as a way of like putting myself down, truly.
Bone yang.
I think I'm just, I'm learning from you.
I learned so, I'm in classes in session.
I'm learning.
No.
Hold on.
And I can just say,
I think some people
have been like
reaching out
to be like
you sound like you're
really putting yourself down
and you're not
you're questioning
what you say
before it comes out
of your mouth
on the podcast
and I just want to say
blah blah
I'm like no
this is just like
the way my brain works
no you've always been like that
what putting myself down
no not putting yourself down
you always check in
with yourself
before you say things.
It's a part of your process.
But then you always say something beautiful.
No.
Believe me, my sense of self,
my self-worth is at an all-time high.
That's not what this is.
I had some low moments over the summer,
as is documented on this podcast.
But overall, I'm in a great place.
A lot of good things going on that make me feel very fulfilled and i'm lucky and it's not whenever i like i'm
kind of awkwardly yeah whenever i'm like figuring it out as i i don't think i'm that well spoken of
a person as people would like to think i am and so i I'm just, I'm figuring out what I'm saying as I say it, which I think is okay.
Everybody calm down.
You have a verbal process,
which is your own.
And I mean,
I'd rather be,
sometimes I'd rather be like you than me,
who is like,
let me come in strong and say this thing.
And then I end up saying symposium
instead of compendium.
You know what I mean?
Girl, that's small potatoes.
Then I end up calling it a shipparelli dress
and not a scapparelli dress. You know what I mean? It just up calling it a shipparelli dress and not a scaparelli dress you know what I mean
it just happens
it's fine everybody
I think this is coming from the same place
as when we tell you we don't know anything
we don't know how to say words
we don't know my words I don't know my heart
but I do know my heart
and I can I say
I am moving closer to that truth every day
I don't know my words
but I do know my heart
sometimes I don't know it
it's so beautiful
to hear you say that
role reversal
literally sister life
can I say something
period
period
100
100
100
I'm sorry
period
period
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Welcome.
And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg.
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I am disgusted.
Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy.
We were friends.
How could you do this to me?
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I'm NK and this is Basket Case.
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Do you believe that it's
time for I Don't Think So, Honey?
I do believe that it's time for I Don't Think So, Honey I do believe that it's time for I Don't Think So Honey.
Wow, we really got through so much culture.
I know.
I think this is one of our best culture catch-ups.
Can I just say?
A hundred percent.
And here's the deal.
People are going to think that I forgot something,
but it's part of my I Don't Think So Honey.
Okay.
I can't think of anything you might have forgotten.
Do you have your phone this time?
Yes.
Okay.
Because I've been self-timing the last couple weeks
and it's felt wrong.
And I apologize about that, sister. I don't feel supported. And it will never happen
again. I left my phone in my car last time.
Okay. Are you ready?
Do you have something? Yeah. I have something.
He pressed against his vocal cords.
My throat hurts a little bit. Oh, I'm sorry.
You didn't do anything. Well, I'm sorry that
it hurts. Literally, I did. It's okay.
I'll be fine. Drink some tea after this.
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I Don't Think So
When His Time Starts Now.
I don't think so, honey,
that the way
the morning show season two ended
is Jennifer Aniston
turned into Joe Rogan.
Unfortunately,
the way that
the second season
of the morning show ends
is we watch Jennifer Aniston
cough, sputter, cry, and sweat
for roughly 55 minutes before she basically gets better by
becoming joe rogan on a streaming service this is what happens in the show i have watched this
season all along and here's the thing 30 maybe i do think so honey because i don't know what the
heighten could have been beyond that to see To see Jennifer Aniston tell her streaming viewers
that despite the fact that she is problematic
to the nth degree,
they can either get on the Alex Levy train
or get the fuck off
and basically pop off Joe Rogan status.
I don't know.
I guess I don't think so, honey.
The third graders,
Emmys for all the third graders.
I have to say they went off.
Morning Show season two. And that's one minute. Can I to say, they went off. Morning Show Season 2.
And that's one minute.
Can I just say, I think I know the reason why,
when you texted me that,
that Jennifer Aniston's character,
that Alice Levy becomes Joe Rogan
in the Season 2 finale,
I did not like that.
It didn't hit me the same way
as when you would describe to me
a true third grader plot,
because this doesn't feel third grade.
You know what it was?
The third graders don't know who Joe Rogan is.
The third graders don't know.
Here's the thing, Bowen.
They do.
That's how famous Joe Rogan is.
Joe Rogan is so huge in podcasts.
And this is where we forget.
Every third grader listens to the Spotify originals.
Every third grader has a Spotify account,
and they can listen to Joe Rogan's podcast on Spotify.
Sorry, what were you going to say?
You forget about the vast medium that
is podcasting. You
don't know the power that we hold having this podcast.
Joe Rogan has the power
of about one million
Las Culturistas. I know, that's true.
Okay, he Las Culturista.
Joe Rogan
harnesses the power of one million Las Culturistas
to basically
be able to
control the minds of even the third graders
who turned America's
sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston,
into Joe Rogan
because the show is so obsessed
with cancel culture
and I have to confirm
that in the post credits
like episode breakdown
Reese Witherspoon says
as herself
in discussing the season she goes
and I love Reese
she's my favorite
I think that in a way all the characters
get cancelled cancelled by their
jobs cancelled by
you know the social media,
canceled by life.
Like,
and I'm just like,
oh my God,
this show is so third graders with DNC parents.
I can't even get over it.
Also,
what else happens?
Oh,
Reese Witherspoon,
who plays one of the most famous women in America,
Bradley Jackson,
morning show co-host,
walks down the street with flyers in her hand,
missing persons for her brother.
And it's like,
have you seen my brother?
Have you seen my brother?
Like he's a dog.
So that ultimately Billy Crudup at the end of it says,
I love you.
Teresa with a spoon.
And she's like,
and remember she's a lesbian now,
but he's like,
I love you.
And this is what people say,
right?
I love you.
And it's like,
he's a robot saying, I love you for the first time that was a third grade moment but i've never seen camp
like watching and i do use it and it is no this is no morning show is we can say according to
matt rogers and bo and yang is camp camp we all know this she was true she truly almost died of
covid and then mark duplass comes over lies to her that he has
covid too you find out he doesn't so basically he's just exposing himself so he can be with her
and she gets a streaming service uba plus she gets a show on the streaming service
and she pops off and is truly firing off like joe rogan being like i don't fucking care if you like
me at all i am who i am you fucking pieces of shit watching this get on my trainer get the
fuck off.
So this is my thing. And she said, stay safe and stay sane.
It was the last words of the episode.
Oh my God.
Like every email from April 2020, that's...
Stay safe and stay sane.
That's so stupid.
But this is my thing.
None of that sounds like third grader.
You know what it sounds like?
College.
No, the teacher.
It sounds like the teacher. I like the teacher i think the teacher
took a pass at the finale because she was like you know what i want to put my own little
imprimatur on this and she she wrote that ending that's my theory i know this is your theory and
i don't want to mess with your theory because it's the funniest it's truly one of the funniest
bits of comedy from 2021 i can say that that as someone who is receiving this comedy from you.
Like this whole bit that the morning show is written by a classroom of third graders is your theory.
I just think my contribution is that for the finale because it does stand out a little bit to me.
I hadn't thought about that.
It breaks the pattern a little bit of the morning show.
You know what it was?
So another part of the sort of
I guess we're going to call it
the greater world of the
third graders is remember I said the teachers
believe in the norm to go get drunk.
Right. So she came back
at the end of the week and said
she's been through a bender
and she said let me get this fucking show.
All right, the episode of this show.
Hold on a second. Here's my fucking...
Okay. Yeah.
You fucking piece of this shit.
Fucking fuck you.
She says, fuck you. She's sweating.
She's almost fucking dead.
Stay safe and safe.
I forgot about the storyline. He says, I love you to her.
Yeah, that. All right, back to her.
If you don't like me, fuck you.
Fuck off.
Gentleman of streaming service.
Okay.
He's got COVID too.
Great.
Okay.
Send.
She hit send.
You hit a direct line to Tim Cook.
And then Tim tells everybody over at Apple TV.
Anyways, that's the story of,
that's the glory of Morning Show Season 2.
Truly a standing ovation.
Okay.
Are you ready for your I Don't Think So Honey?
I have one. It's a little,
it's a little self-indulgent.
Not that most of mine aren't.
But this is something that's specific to me.
But it has to do with the culture.
And I think I have to say this.
We're going to get into it.
Okay.
In a decidedly Bowen Yang I Don't Think So Honey.
This is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey.
And his time starts now.
I Don't Think So Honey. Me being his time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Me being fan cast as Bach in the Wicked movie.
Because this is something that you know will never happen.
And I didn't think about before.
But now that you're all telling me that I should play Bach,
I'm like, I guess I want to play Bach.
But guess what?
May I remind you, it will never happen.
And so you're setting me up for emotional despair
that I can't be a part
of this wonderful project
starring two actors
who I adore,
directed by a director
who I adore.
30 seconds.
I can't be involved
in this magical,
do you know how iconic
it would be
if I got to play the Tin Man?
Bitch, you don't
because I'm just
a little piece of chattel to you
and you can list me next to fucking,
oh, Audrey McDonald
with Madame Moribald.
No, don't do that to me.
I'm too fragile for that.
I am not in a place in my career
where you can do that yet
because I still think of these movies
like you do.
I'm fan casting along with you.
Five seconds.
And for me to be fan cast,
it feels wrong and cruel
and you must stop, please.
And that's one minute.
So here's the deal.
I think that if you wanted the audition, all you'd have to do was text.
Mr. John M. Chu?
I think you should just contact him.
But here's the thing.
Then you'd have to be that person who like did that.
Then I got to be like, I got to go on the fucking talk shows.
And be like, yeah, I texted him. You know, like, no, I have no interest in that. No, you can't be thirsty. You can't be like i gotta go on the fucking talk shows and be like yeah i texted him
you know like no i have no no you can't be thirsty you can't be like deborah messing with lucy you
know what i mean you don't want to end up a fate worse than death being deborah messing in the lucy
narrative yeah no see like i think you'd be fabulous but i also i think they might be trying
to cast a little person i think they should cast all the munchkins as little people.
Yeah.
I think that also, here's another thing.
Tell me.
What are y'all trying to say?
That I can't fuck?
Because guess what?
Because he ever fucks.
I can bag any Nessa Rose I want.
I can actually bag the Galindas.
I don't need to fuck Nessa because
I can go into a bar
and walk up to the Galinda of
the room and say, hey, you me
my place. Let's go.
I have only home essentials in my
room. You want to know? You want
to know why Pete and Ariana broke up?
Bowen fucked Ariana Grande
spread it spread it around
what broke them up Bowen. It was Bowen fucked Ariana Grande. Spread it. Spread it around.
What broke them up?
Bowen. It was Bowen.
She said,
no, I want that faggot.
Ariana said,
I want that faggot. I want to let that faggot
I want to hear that faggot make some noise.
And she can say fag.
Faggots let me make some noise.
Faggots let me make some noise. Faggots. faggots let me know faggots faggots it's actually real culture number 100 ariana can
and has said faggots i support your casting but here's the thing if you were in the wicked movie
then you have to be in it and like you you really can't enjoy I know yeah you're right
there's something to just being able to
like okay get this
so I'm seeing Fire Island tomorrow
I know oh my god
and so
I don't know if this is saying too much but like
very very very small handful of people have seen
the movie a director's cut
a director's cut and apparently it's like
really good and so Joel says do you want to come see it and i'm like panicking i can't believe i'm
about to go watch a movie with us in it like i'm like oh my god oh it'll feel crazy i'm sure but
are you worried that you're not going to be able to like line up your consumption of the movie along
with everyone else well i asked joel about that i'm like um how long did it take you to settle into watching it and he was like pretty much
minutes into the movie i settled into it like he's well he said he said a specific part but
i was like okay maybe like as it goes like i'll get into it but i have a feeling like my experience
is gonna be i'm gonna watch it the whole first time through and like have my shoulders up here
and then i'll be able to watch it again
and again after that because I'll finally
be able to like stop seeing myself
in it and also
stop seeing like everything we
know I just want to like try to go in as best
as I can and just watch it as
a movie and enjoy it because I know I would
and will but that's the thing about being
in this type of stuff is like I would love
to be able to enjoy it but then I can't get out of my
mind like, that's me up there.
But you know, you and Joel
are very similar in this way
where I think he might have gone into
his viewing of it with the same
feeling, and then he ended
up being, I think, very enthusiastic
about it. He was.
Which is a great sign.
No, of course, it's the best time because
joel like has very good standards and taste anyway i was texting with andrew on the director
oh we love him so much love he i was we were just texting each other catching up i was like oh my
god congrats like it's so it's this is so cool like i heard the screening went great and then
he was like okay and we'll do a New York screening soon
and it'll be wonderful and then over Thanksgiving
I texted him like
okay but when do you think a New York screening will happen
I know I know I know and then he was like
well do you want to
watch it he was like do you want to watch it
at the premiere or do you want to
watch it with like a small like cast
and crew group in New York like when we do
it sometime in the future that's another thing I'm thinking about is maybe I shouldn't watch it tomorrow no I think you should it with like a small like cast and crew group in new york like when we do it at some time see
that's another thing i'm thinking about is maybe i shouldn't watch it tomorrow no i think you should
because here's my thing i told andrea i was like the idea of watching myself for the first time in
this with a bunch of other strangers terrifies me because i i need to like have a sense of like what I think, how I think I did in the movie that is not that informed by what other people
think just yet.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well also then again,
Bowen,
it's not really for us.
I know,
I know,
I know,
I know.
But just for my own like vanity,
like that's my thing.
And then Andrew was like,
what do you mean?
Like,
that's your,
like your job every week is to like,
yeah,
it's true.
It is different. It is. And I told him, that's your, like your job every week is to like perform in front of strangers.
But it is different.
It is different. And I told him,
I was like, no,
it's completely different
because I have the luxury
of getting immediate feedback
on how I'm doing
in a performance
in front of strangers
and knowing whether or not
I did a good job.
This is something
totally foreign to me
where it's something I did
in the summer and it won't
be received by
many people until
a year later. That is
so conceptually crazy
to me. Well, I mean, I think
Joel's excited about me watching it, so I am going to go
over there and see it.
I did ask him already specific
questions about certain things and he's been very reassuring. I love that. Anyways, and you know, I did ask him already specific questions about certain things
and he's been very reassuring.
So,
I love that.
Anyways,
but I'm really excited.
I can't believe it's like,
I know,
gonna be a thing.
Like,
I'm excited.
I'm so proud of Joel and Andrew.
Yeah.
Like just what a,
what a huge deal.
Anyway,
much more to come on that one.
And,
this was truly a culture catch up.
I mean, maybe our best one.
I think it's our best one.
We covered a lot.
We got into it.
Whenever we at the end of an episode say,
this is our best one.
That's when I say,
hundred, period.
Maybe it's hundred, period.
Is hundred, period the title?
I think we only said what?
I forgot it. Oh, we said lady gaga is spec spec nominal nominal no i think it's hundred period hundred
period period period so okay so numeral one zero zero period you want to do numerals can you tell
me right here what you want to how you want it to show up? I think it should be the word
hundred period
as in the punctuation mark
space and then period
period period
unless you want to do hundred
period as in the
punctuation period exclamation
point. Yep.
Hundred period period. Yep.
That's it. With Matt and Bowen, of course.
To denote that it's a culture catch-up and just
the dolls. And just the dolls.
Well. Phenomenal. Phenomenal.
Spectnominal. Spectnominal
episode. Spectnominal did not
end up winning title of app
status, but. So, highlights.
Lady Gaga is
Spectnominal and House of Gucci, but we don't like the movie.
The Las Claritas Culture Awards are cancelled and we wish Wendy Williams the movie. The Las Cotteristas Culture Awards are canceled
and we wish Wendy Williams
the best.
I'm so disappointed
in ourselves.
No, I'm not disappointed.
I'm really sad
that the awards
are canceled,
but we had to do it.
It would have been
in poor taste
to have kept them going
given the state
of Wendy Williams right now.
The Las Cotteristas
Culture Awards
as an idea
was a beautiful
moment in time that was a
byproduct of our insanity
during the filming of the movie Fire Island.
And it will stand the test of
time. Oh, 100%.
But if you read the... 100. Period.
Period. To award the
nominees now, only
months later, makes no sense
to us. No. It no longer makes
sense. And we wish Wendy the best.
And we never have to save this song.
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