Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 13" (Part 2)

Episode Date: June 2, 2019

The 13th installment of IDTSH is here, live from The Bell House! Part Two featuring Taylor Ortega, Alise Morales, Delia Kemph, Nikki Palumbo, Megan Meadows, Ryan Leach, Rachel Kaly, Nora Jefferies, Jovough Jackson, Justin Covington, Andres Govea, Charlie Bardey, Josh Nasser, Zachary Schiffman, Nick Naney, Solomon Georgio, Nell Kessler, Emily Winter, Bryan Yang, Mara Wiles, Zach Teague, Andy Ward, Maria Heinegg, Franchesca Ramsey, Chrissy Shackelford, Larry Owens, Annie Donley, Gabe Gonzalez, and Michael Hartney.---MERCH! MERCH! GET YOUR LAS CULTURISTAS MERCH!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/las-culturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST. LAS CULTURISTAS IS PRODUCED BY EMMA FOLEY.http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow.

Las Culturistas. I think we're just going to get right back into it. We're going to get right back into it. Okay? So listen, this group, this next group is called and starring Daryl Hannah as Splash. Everyone welcome Taylor Ortega. Give it up for...

Elyse Morales. Give it up for Delia Kemp. Nikki Palumbo. And Megan Meadow. Wow. Okay, and first up to the microphone is, in fact, Taylor Ortega. Taylor! Taylor!

Taylor, what's it going to be? Pre-selected or trollable? You know, I already made one mistake today, and that was matching my girlfriend, so we're going to take this off. Oh, Nikki. Oh my god! We're matching and we can.

Yes! I'm a fan of this. Thank you. I'm taking no more risks and I'm doing a pre-select. This is Taylor Ortega's I Don't Think So Any Hour time starts now. Okay. Thank you. I'm taking no more risks and I'm doing a pre-select. This is Taylor Ortega's I Don't Think So Any Hour. Time starts now. Okay, thank you. I don't think so, honey. Generation X.

Okay? Millennials get shit on all the time and yet the generation before us gave us nothing we wanted. Snowboarding. I don't think so, honey. School shootings. What the fuck? Oh my God.

MTV, thank you so much for the network that eventually gave us Pauly D dry humping a 20-something leathery old nursing student in Seaside, New Jersey. Thank you so much. Hey, Generation X, not to be cruel, but your parents had the highest divorce rate of any generation, and it's all your fault. Generation X, there's so few of you because your mothers were choking down birth control like there was no tomorrow, and I don't blame them. A 15 second. Generation X, you X game motherfuckers are such slackers. You couldn't even keep Kurt Cobain alive. Five seconds. And that was your only job.

I yield my time. I got to be somewhere. And that's one minute. That's one minute for Taylor Ortega. Taylor Ortega has to be at another show, y'all. She is leaving. A whole generation. Give it up for Taylor Ortega.

Yes, Taylor. That's how you leave in a goddamn huff. Everyone, please give it up at this time for Elise Morales. In a gorgeous grid lattice. Wow, thank you. Thank you. Now, Elise, we of course have the troll bowl. You're a veteran of the show.

You know this preselected. What are we thinking? So I was going to do CBD, but it's been mentioned. So I'm going course have the troll bowl. You're a veteran of the show. You know this preselected. What are we thinking? So I was going to do CBD, but it's been mentioned. So I'm going to go with the bowl. Oh my God. Come on. And let me tell you what the bowl says. The bowl, in fact, has someone who's actually been assaulted this week in mainstream media

on RuPaul's Drag Race. You will further assault her. Her name is Celine Dion. And your time starts now. Okay. Celine Dion. I feel like I just haven't heard from you in a little while, except for that thing that you just said, which is sad,

and I'm just hearing about it now. But you know what? Maybe make a bigger splash right now. You know what I'm saying? The other thing, I don't think I, um, the other thing, I, I don't, I don't think that the backwards, the backwards, you know, she wore the white backwards thing. I think that looked bad. I'm sorry. I think it looked bad. I think it's weird for you to put your clothes on backwards when there's a forwards way for you to wear your clothes.

You know what I'm trying to say? Um, I guess, uh, Hey, the Titanic song, that's fun, but it's aged at this point. I think we're all over it. Being from Canada, that's boring, frankly. I think she's also Cuban. I'm Cuban, but I think I'm doing better, honestly. I'm here tonight, and I think that that's great. I don't think so, honey. Celine Dion. And that's one minute.

Elise Morales. And Elise Morales offers us Rural Culture number 96. The Titanic song has aged at this point. I think we're all over it. Now everyone give it up for Delia Kemp.

Delia! Hop to it. Delia, who gave us this gorgeous Prosecco. It was from me. So can we give it up for Delia! Pop to it. Delia, who gave us this gorgeous Prosecco. It was from me. So can we give it up for Delia? And they're going to get popped open and chugged when the last group gets up here. Yes, we're going to chug Prosecco.

Why? Because I'm dumb and just suggested it. Okay, Delia, what's going to be pre-selected or trollable? It's going to be pre for me. Pre for me? Yes. Can you guys hear me? Yeah. I cannot hear myself. Okay, Delia, what's going to be pre-selected or trollable? It's going to be pre-for-me. Pre-for-she. Can you guys hear me? Yeah.

I cannot hear myself. I'm having a panic attack. Come on, Tess. Okay, good, good, good. Come on, Tess. This is Delia Kemp. I don't think so, and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Songs without a single key change.

Oh, what is the point? If I'm going to take three and a half minutes of my precious listening time, and I am a millennial, so my attention span is, say it with, bad. Ah! Then, I mean, I need you to make it kind of worth it for me, okay? And then one key change. Is that really too much to ask? I don't think so.

Oh, nay. Okay, so there's a reason that we actually know Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You Better Than Dolly's, okay? Dolly wrote it, but the baby girl did not modulate in the final chorus. And thus that version is lost to history. There's a reason that Beyonce chose to perform Love on Top before revealing the possibly fraudulent and most iconic baby bump. 15 seconds. Mary went to knock, knock, knock on the manger and the reason is Love on Top has 143 key changes that should be

studied in schools. Give me emotional manipulation. If Hillary Clinton's campaign song had had a key change she would be president today.

I don't think so. I'm not talking about me. Delia Kemp everybody Delia it's gotta be a rule culture number 92 if Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign saw an out of key change she'd be

president right now and now welcome to my vote Delia welcome to the microphone Nikki Palumbo Nikki Nikki okay Nikki And now welcome to the microphone. Delia, thank you. Delia, welcome to the microphone. Nikki Palumbo. Nikki! Nikki. Nikki! Okay, Nikki.

You have two options, pre-selected or the troll bowl. I think I have, like, staunch Capricorn energy, so pre-selected. Oh! This is staunch Capricorn Nikki Palumbo's I Don't Think So Honey or Time Starts Now. I Don't Think So Honey or Time Starts Now? I Don't Think So Honey, yelling to prove a point. Oh. Cool. I am talking to mostly men.

Just because you are louder does not make you more right. When you are screaming at me, I have mentally unsubscribed. 30 seconds. I am not consuming your content. I am now browsing for tutorials to assassinate you verbally.

I do not think so, honey. Yelling to prove a point. 15 seconds. Look at me. I have overcome being an Italian lesbian from New Jersey. And this is my inside voice. Five seconds. I do not think so, honey.

Yelling to prove a point. And that's one minute. Nikki Balondo. That point was proven. Proven point. That was a proven point right there. We were persuaded. And now welcome to the microphone, Megan Meadows.

Megan! Hello, baby. So, Megan. Oh, hello. It's been well established We have two options They are the troll bowl And pre-selected How many times have you said it?

Oh my god Truly 34 I came to pre-select Bitch This is Megan Meadows I don't think so honey Our time starts now

I don't think so honey Literally Anyone younger than me. For those at home, Bowen and Matt are both younger than me. I don't think so, honey. 24-year-olds with a better job than me. Okay, listen, bitch. I was making inappropriate comments and fucking

throwing up in the bathroom at my first office holiday party when you were just like a privileged-ass twinkle in your privileged-ass mommy's eye. Okay, bitch? 30 seconds! I don't think so, honey. Anyone who's actually 21 that shots at Forever 21. Okay?

My tube top's not age-appropriate and I love it. I don't think so honey millie bobby brown come the fuck for me bitch where are your parents it's 10 o'clock do you know where millie bobby brown's at we all do five seconds oh and i don't think so honey babies also i don't think so honey um someone who's celebrating their 30th birthday here tonight right now and they kind of look like they're 25. Happy birthday, but also, I don't think so, honey. Brian Chernowski? I don't know.

Where's Brian? I don't know him, but... I don't think so, honey, bitch! Happy birthday, Brian, and that's one minute! That's Megan Meadows. Megan Meadows! Now give it up's Megan Meadows. Megan Meadows. Now give it up for this first group. Elise Morales.

Delia Kemp. Nikki Palumbo. And Taylor Ortega. And that group was and starring Daryl Hannah as Splash. Everyone, this is our hot producer, Emma. Can you give it up for the top? Wait Can we just Oh everyone Everyone this is our Hot producer Emma

Emma Give it up for Emma Can you give it up And to the top Emma Queer icon Emma Queer icon The shoes are always

Exactly right Shoes are always Exactly right We have to cut an hour Out of every episode Which is us gagging Over her shoes That's it

That's it What is this Bed music That's happening right now Can we all just be quiet for one second? Is everyone hearing that? There's a bass beat. Okay, well, I'm crazy.

Thank you for gaslighting me, y'all. Now, welcome our next group. Thank you to everyone who voted. Everyone give it up. For? Ryan Leach. Yes. No.

Everyone give it up for Ryan Leach. Rachel Kaley. Nora Jeffries. And Javoe Jackson. Javoe. Okay, we've got some left. Is there someone else in this group? One more

There's not We're so sorry We had a last minute switch Everyone please give your whole god damn life To Ryan Lee Ryan Ryan No

Ryan What is up on your mind right now? Ryan? No. Ryan. What is up on your mind right now? I think I'm going to do pre-selected. But it's sort of like a troll bowl. And that it's, you're going to troll with pre-selected. Yes. So it's, okay. I think we can all assume what's going to happen.

But let's see what's going to happen. This is Ryan Leach's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now. Ben Platt, I Don't Think So Honey. So I was choosing between Ben Platt or I Don't Think So Honey White Genocide, but Ben Platt is worse.

I decided. I Don't Think So Honey, Ben, your dad is rich, okay? And I Don't think so, honey. Ben, your dad is rich, okay? And I don't think so, honey. I lack empathy for the wealthy, and I'm working on it in therapy. Thank you. So his dad is super rich,

and he made Ben, and then he made La La Land, and he made Wicked, and Ben is the worst that I've seen of all of those things. I don't think so, honey. I didn't even know that Ben was openly gay yet until I Googled it today.

And then I found out he came out in a music video. I don't think so, honey. If you were born in Los Angeles, you should definitely come out before Kevin Spacey. I don't think so, honey. No, no. I don't think so. I came out in a trailer park

and you came out in a music video. I don't think so, honey. That's one minute. Ryan Leach, everyone. You're right. Canceled forever. One of our own. Goodbye. And now, welcome to the microphone, Rachel Kaley.

Rachel! Rachel Kaley. So Rachel, it's a Taylor's oldest time. There's the bowl here. There's preselected. It's gonna be the bowl. It's gonna be the bowl! Thank you, Rachel.

Okay, and here we go. Oh, and this is a genre of music. Rachel, your I Don't Think So Honey Trouble topic is K-pop. And your time starts now. I don't think so honey K-pop

because I don't actually like music. Okay? Everyone has their little songs they listen to on the train. Bitch, I'm reading a book. I'm reading a book. I'm writing my memoir, okay? I don't think so K-pop because, frankly, I have bad skin.

I have cystic acne. And there's no treatment. There's no treatment. I don't think so, honey K-pop. Because well, I'll just

I don't know how my career's going. I don't know. I think that that's a very popular genre and I'm not there yet. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Me. I think I have work to do.

And that's one minute from Rachel Kaylee. Rachel, who will someday be as big if not bigger than K-pop you're gonna be bigger than all K-pop and now likewise is Nora Jeffries

oh those pants I like them very much I was told to dress Nora's got her phone out which I think means pre-selected it does indeed this is Nora Jeffries I don't think. I don't think so, and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Mint gum. Gum literally

exists so that other people can smell your mouth. When you chew mint gum, what you're telling me is that you value your rank breath more than you value my clean air. Mint gum also smells almost exactly the same as the products used to clean a middle school bathroom

I don't think so honey the little paper wrappers those wrappers are too small and too thin to absorb all of the drool attached to your wet piece of rubber you've been eating you wouldn't pick up a piece of steak

with that paper so why are you doing it now gum has literally no nutrients the why are you doing it now? Gum has literally no nutrients. The more that you chew it, the more it resembles a small pebble. Chewing gum is the most disgusting thing that you can do with your mouth, and that is insane, quite frankly. I don't think so, honey. Oprah hates gum.

She hates it so much she's banned it from all of her production studios. And if Oprah hates gum. She hates it so much, she's banned it from all of her production studios. And if Oprah hates it, I hate it. And that's what's in it. Nora Jeffries. Nora Jeffries has given us the rule of culture, number 174. If Oprah hates it, I hate it.

And now welcome with the look is Javoe Jackson. Javon Jackson. If you were curious who daddy was. If you were curious who daddy was. Chaps are my religion. Thank you. Here we go. Listen, we got the bowl here.

We got the troll bowl up there. No, the preselected up there. Preselected in the brain. Hi, I'm so brainy. It's gonna be a pre. It's going to be a pre. This is Jago Jackson's I Don't Think So, Honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, big piles of dirt.

Now, audacity to have confidence just to be a pile of dirt is toxic. It is not fair that I have to be a human and live, and you can be lazy and boring. Oh. Honey, you need to suffer. Get a job, perhaps. Live in New York, maybe. If I did what a pile of dirt does,

society at large would throw me away. Also, you're telling me in 2018, we have artificial intelligence as well as... 30. Black hole. Like, we can... A photography of black holes, but nowhere to store dirt.

I don't think so, honey. I can imagine the aliens coming down and being like, oh, seeing the dirt and being like, oh, is that some kind of ancient burial ritual? And we're just like, no, we just stack our dirt in a cone shape and leave it there until we need it. And then the aliens are like, oh, honey, what? And then we're like, I don't think so, honey.

And that's one minute. Javoe Jackson, everyone. And give it up for thank you to everyone who voted. Ryan Leach. Rachel Gailey. Nora Jeffries. And Javoe Jackson. And now welcome to the stage, your next group. They are called Color Me Barbara. Justin Covington. And now, welcome to the stage, your next group. They are called Color Me Barbara.

Justin Covington. Andres Gouveia. Charlie Barty. Josh Masser. And Zachary Shiffman. Hello, everyone. Hello, hello all. The first person to the mic is Justin Covington.

Yes. Yes. Justin. Wow. Wow. What do you have to say for yourself? I'm not a sewing queen. That's what I have to say.

You're not a what? I'm not a sewing queen. I'm not a sewing queen. Lots of staples. She's a reveals queen. I'm a sewing queen. That's what I have to say. You're not a what? I'm not a sewing queen. I'm not a sewing queen. Lots of staples. She's a reveals queen. I'm a reveals queen. Brooklyn Heights has been approved on. Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you. Justin, what's it going to be? Pre-selected or troll? Pre-selected. I'm going to go with the pre-selected. This is Justin Covington's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now.

I don't think so honey. New Yorkers complaining about how hard it is to date in New York. Fuck you. I'm coming for all of you. Do you know why I moved here? I just moved here from Detroit a year ago, and I moved here because I

literally ran out of guys to date on Tinder, honey. Yes. But even with all these people to date all around New York City, y'all are the laziest bitches when it comes to dating. Yep. Y'all will not go more than two train stops to meet your soulmate.

30! Which is absurd to me because back in Michigan, I regularly had to cross international borders to Canada for dates. Canada! I had to get in my car, pay a toll, speak to a border agent who asked me, why are you here? 15 seconds.

And I'd say, I'm here to tap your finest maple trees. Five seconds. So if you can't decide that you need to take a transfer, I, when I go across the border, I have to decide if I want to get an unwanted cavity search or get a wanted cavity search. Like, fuck you.

You can take a transfer. I don't think so. Honey, New Yorker did it. And that's one minute. Justin. Way to go, baby. He will go through an unwanted cavity search for a wanted cavity search. No qualms about it.

Give it up for Justin Covington. And now welcome to the microphone, Andres Govea. Andres Govea. Hi, Andres. Hello. Thank you so much for having me. I will not do a reveal. Just tell everyone. That's okay. Don't expect it. Please don't. That's fine. But is there a reveal that you're

doing the troll bull or is it preselected? It's gonna be preselected. We love that. Okay. This is Andres Govea's I Don't Think So Honey. Thank you. I don't think so honey, my friend Christian. Call me back. You know what I'm going through right now. 30 seconds.

Thank you. My parents... Thank you so much. My parents are divorcing. I don't think so, honey. My parents divorcing. Stay together. 15 seconds. I don't think so, honey.

Christian, please text me. He needs you. I love you. Five seconds. Hey, you could just be like, BRB. That would be cool too. Or just like, hey, I'm sort of busy right now. I love you bye Christian

and that's one minute Andres Covea call him Christian Christian I'm personally upset that was beautiful I feel you need to be called back

we got the whole story without any of the stories I don't need any more information call a bitch back and now welcome to the microphone Charlie Charlie Barty! Uh-oh.

We got a jumpsuit in the house. We got a jumpsuit and some mouth breath. We got a full jumpsuit in the house. Believe it or not, it's actually two pieces. Oh! And they're probably like, ah! What are the chances? You are a duplicitous bitch.

You're a duplicitous bitch. You're a duplicitous bitch. And that's sort of my reveal. Oh, and that's a reveal. Okay, Charlie. Listen, you duplicitous bitch. Okay. Is it going to be the troll ball or a preselected topic? I'm going to be honest for a second right now.

Okay. I am doing a preselected. Okay. Thank you for your honesty. This is Charlie Barty's I Don't Think So, and his time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Cars, the vehicle. I'm scared!

Slow down! I'm gonna get hurt or you're gonna get hurt. Stop! There is no reason to be going that fast. I'm constantly, like, walking about in the city and I'm crossing at an intersection and there's a car and it looks hungry, desperate to get me.

It's salivating, saying, I want you, and I say, not today, but the only thing stopping it is a red light. Not enough! I don't think so many cars. 30 seconds. Okay, also, I'm always talking with my friends, and you're being loud.

Stop! I'm like, oh, how is she? And it's like, beep, beep, relax! 15 seconds. Okay, also when people are like, oh, our car is here, it's a Toyota. What is that? I don't know what the difference is.

Yes. Five seconds. Five seconds. Is it black? Okay, like that I can go with. I hate it. It's so loud. And it's so dangerous.

Don't kill me. And that's one minute. Charlie Party. That was a classic. Classic. That was a classic. Thank you, Charlie. Because I don't think so, honey cars.

There are so many of them. Too much. Too much. They're going to get us. They're going to get us. They're going to get us. It's actually cars that are the problem. Literally, every time I get a call from my mother, I'm like, oh, a car got someone. I'm panicked every time.

Jesus. And now. I hate cars. I hate cars. Now, welcome to the microphone microphone Josh Nassar everyone Hi Josh Josh Josh Nassar

what's it gonna be? I'm gonna do the troll bowl yeah oh my gosh you're fun you're kind of fun you're kind of fun alright so listen

Josh I've reached in there and what I've pulled out is I don't think so, honey, vaccines. It's your turn to be an anti-vaxxer. And your time starts now, Josh. I don't think so, honey, vaccines. I guess I'm an anti-vaxxer now. Wow.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think so, honey, vaccines. They hurt, okay? I have to close my eyes whenever I want to get a shot. No, thank you. Honestly, I think it's a race thing. I'm going to say it. Only black people have to close their eyes when they get shots.

That's true. Fuck me, man. Okay, listen. Here's the thing. 30 seconds listen here's the thing here's the thing vaccines they can go and fucking eat my ass I'm sick of them they're not very nice

doctors are okay doctors are weird can we talk about doctors doctors are weird doctors are not fun doctors you know I'm constantly switching doctors all the time I'm constantly switching doctors all the time. I'm constantly switching doctors. Five seconds. Just because I can't find the doctor that speaks to

me. A doctor is like a soul mate, and I'm trying to find my soul mate, okay? Josh Nassar, everybody. Josh. Josh. You know what? I don't think so many doctors is dead ass right.

Especially the ones at, I'm sorry, but CityMD. Thank you. Wow. We both have horror stories from CityMD. Oh, yeah. Famously, it's a fast casual painkiller restaurant. Now, please welcome to the microphone, Zachary Shiffman! Come on, Zachary Shiffman!

My mom is very thrilled that I'm being called Zachary. That's the name she gave me. Wait, are you a Zach Shiffman? I'm a Zach. All right, you're a Zach, but you know what? For the moms out there, this is Zachary Shiffman. My mom is thrilled. But to us, you are Zach Shiffman.

Give it up, everybody. Zach, what's it going to be? Pre-selected or troll ball? It's going to be pre-selected. Okay, pre-selected. Zach Shiffman's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, Sandra Bullock. The only good film you've ever been in is Miss Congeniality,

and there are too many damn consonants in that title for me to give a fuck about it. I do not think so, honey. Sandra Bullock, you have been in not one, but two Oscar Beatty White Save Your Films. The first of which is The Blind Side, where you won an Academy Award for having bangs and an accent. And the second of which is the film

Crash, where your character's climax was falling down a flight of stairs while on the phone. If falling down this flight of stairs while on the phone. If falling down this flight of stairs while on the phone was a climax, I would constantly be covered in cum. I do not think so, honey! Sandra Bullock! You took

precious screen time away from Anne Hathaway in Ocean's 8. 15 seconds. You had a multi-season role on George Lopez named Accident Amy, who was legally blind. And then I found out you were an executive producer on George Lopez.

How did you not executive produce yourself into that fun-ass trampoline intro? I do not think so, honey. Sandra Bullock, stop playing blind characters! And that's one minute! Zach Shepard. Brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant.

Now give it up for this group. Color Me Barbara, Justin Covington, Andresco Vea, Charlie Barty, Josh Nassar, and Zach Shiffman. Sandra Bullock, man.

She was in Crash, and her whole character was, I fell down the stairs, and now I'm not racist. Watch it again. Watch it again. And now, please welcome down the stairs and now I'm not racist. Watch it again. Watch it again. And now, please welcome to the stage our next group, Pools vs. Beaches. Pools vs. Beaches!

Nick Nanny! Solomon Giorgio! Nell Kessler! Emily Winter! And Brian Yang. Brian Yang! Brian! Where's Solomon? Oh, wait. Solomon's Yang. Brian Yang. Where's Solomon?

Oh, wait. Solomon's there. Where are we? Now we got five. We got everybody. And the first to the mic is going to be Nick Nanny. Nick. Hi, Nick.

Thank you. You're starting it out for pools versus beaches. And here we go. Is it going to be the troll bowl? It's going to be the troll bowl. Oh! I love that in a man. Okay.

So this is famous broadcaster and best friend of Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King. Gayle King. And your time starts now. All right. Easy. Okay. Gayle King? and your time starts now alright easy okay Gale King more like literally fucking Hitler

right I mean who the fuck are you Gale King I didn't vote for that king I'll tell you that much friend of Oprah more like friend of shit in my ass cause that's what you're fucking sucking out of it, motherfucker!

How much time? How much time do I have? Oh, and also your name is Gal. What were you, born old, you piece of shit? Huh? You fucking Benjamin Button, corny, fucking addicted to painkillers, piece of fucking hobo trash! Fuck you, Gayle King! Fifteen seconds.

Fifteen? Alright. And another thing about fucking Gayle King. Friends with Oprah? More like friends with the fucking guy down at the train station who fucking kicks people's asses and then blows them.

That's what you are, Gayle King, because I don't think so, handman! Yeah! This is Danny, everyone. Oh, my God. Gayle King! We have a new little concert. Good morning everyone! Oh my god! Gail King! We have a real good number 200. Thank you, Nick. We have a real good number 200. Gail King! I didn't vote for that kid!

And now, welcome to the microphone, Solomon Georgia! Hi! Hello, Solomon. Filling in last minute, but oh my god. Solomon Georgia. Thank you. Hi, hello. Hello, and listen.

Yes. We have a pre-prepared option. What do you want to do? Oh, honey, I'm always prepared. Oh, prep. Prep personified. This is the majority time. So, honey, this time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Gay men that say they're

not like other gay men. Yeah. Congratulations, you unspecial bitch. You cracked the fucking code. You came out of the closet and then walked into another fucking closet. 30 seconds. Oh, honey, so you watch sports

instead of drag race? First of all, drag race is a sport. You ignorant faggot. I would like to see your favorite athlete duct tape their dick to their asshole and do a jump split. And you know who's not like gay men? Straight men.

90% of the world's motherfucking problems. Look, you need to wake your goddamn gay ass up. Because one day the revolution will come and if I can't tell you're gay, I'm gonna kill you. Salomon Borges.

Wow. Wow. It's rule of culture number 94. Drag race is a sport. And now, welcome to the telephone, Nell Kessler! Nell! Those shoes are major. Thank you, my mom got them for me. Yes, thank you mom!

Thanks, mom! We thank you for everything, mom. We thank you for everything. For everything. Nell, what's it gonna be? Um, to borrow a beloved phrase, it's a pre for me. It's a pre for me. Mrs. Mel Kessler, I don't think so, and your time starts now.

I don't think so, honey, cat people. Look, I know that the binary is stifling, but when you are presented with those two options and you put cats above dogs, I don't think so, honey. When I see a dog on the street, I am fully bending at the waist and giving that dog a polite good morning. If I see a cat on the street,

I'm spooked. It's a bad omen. And look, I believe that we can coexist. If you're one of those cat people who's just going to show me a million pictures of your cat, but then when I show you pictures of a cool dog that I saw you're supportive of that, I have no

beef with you, okay? But if you're the kind of cat person who, when we are dog sitting, our friend's perfect little Shiba Inu puppy, and she tries to cuddle up to you on the couch, and you move to the other end of the couch because you're just not really a dog person, I don't think so. Five seconds! Okay, cat people, we accept the love we think we deserve. Just because your mother was withholding doesn't mean that your pet needs to be too. You don't have to live this way!

I don't think so! No! No! No! No, Kessler, everyone! Cat people should go. Sorry. Everyone. Cat people should go.

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I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're going to welcome you guys all to dudes on dudes i'm a dude you're a dude and dudes on dudes is our brand new show we're gonna highlight players peers guys that we played against legends from the past and we're just gonna sit here and talk about them and we'll get into the types of dudes what kind of types of dudes are there grunks we got studs wizards we got freaks or dudes dude we got dogs dog we'll get into the types of dudes. What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs, wizards. We got freaks.

Or dudes dude. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude? We're going to find out, Jules.

New episodes drop every Thursdayursday during the nfl season listen to dudes on dudes on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts on thanksgiving day 1999 a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean he had lost his mother trying to reach florida Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian.

Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.. His father in Cuba. Mr. González wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died

trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Piece, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network,

available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now, coming to the mic, please welcome our pal Emily Winter! Emily! Oh, the shoes. Thank you. Some floral Doc Martens. It is pre.

Pre. I'm very upset. Listen, listen. Pre-selected. She's upset? Here we go. Here's Emily Winters. I don't think so, honey.

Her time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey. White couple I saw with a white baby named Harlem! What? What! What? What? What? What the fuck? I'm a shitty white person and I even know that's appalling! Oh my god!

Okay, I saw this couple in the Bear Burger in Cobble Hill, okay? If you are listening to the podcast right now, that is a very rich neighborhood and I did not know you could gentrify remotely, okay? That is fucked up! That is so fucked up!

They should have just named the kid Black History Month! This is not okay! This is not okay! Oh, my God. I feel like every time that Harlem Kid, like, asks for, like, a fucking Whole Foods juice box, Langston Hughes is just turning over in his grave. This is not okay. Okay.

Okay. I just hope that somebody renames the parents Staten and Island, okay? Five seconds. Five seconds. I don't think so. Honey, parents who named their white kid Harlem. And that's one minute. Emily Winter.

Shitty white person, Emily Winter! Taking other shitty white people to task. Give it up for Brian Yang! To Ozy Yang! Brian! Hello, gentlemen. Hello. Okay, what's it gonna be? You have two options. Pre-selected or troll bowl. This will be pre-selected. Okay, this will be pre-selected.

Pre-selected. This is Brian Yang's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now. I don't think so honey Googling myself comedian Brian Yang and Google going, did you mean comedian Bowen Yang? Google, I did not. I did not. Uh... Google, I did not. I did not. Do you know what it's like doing comedy in this giant's shadow? I'm literally doing comedy in his shadow right now. I'm doing comedy. It's not good.

I don't think so, honey. Skimming variety.com too quickly and thinking, did I get SNL? Did I? Wait, do I have a show with Aquavina? Did I play Kim Jong-un? Look at me. I was destined to play Kim Jong-un. By 15 seconds.

And this man took it from me. Oh my God. Bo and Yang is so successful. I don't think so, honey. My parents tell people That he's their son Okay I don't think so honey I'm literally Lupita Nyong'o's character

In Us I'm his tether I'm his tether I don't think so honey Google Brian Yang Give it up for Brian Oh my god Give it up for Brooke.

Oh my God. I don't know what to do. Oh my God. Give it up for this group. Bowen is so huge. Stop. Give it up for this group. Pools vs. Beaches. Nick Nanny.

Jonathan Giorgio. Bill Kessler. Anthony Wintour. And Brian Yang. And not Bowen Yang. And SEO icon Brian Yang. And not Bowen Yang. And SEO icon Brian Yang. Here we go. We're going to welcome this group, which is called No.

That's Tony Braxton's seat. Everyone, give it up for Mara Wild. Give it up for Zach Teague. For Andy Ward. Give it up for Maria Hainig. And for Francesca Ramsey. Yes! I mean, wow.

Here we go. And first to the mic will be Mara Wiles. Fellow Denverite, Mara Wiles. Fellow Denver. Denver house. We're both from Denver. Now here's the thing. fellow Denverite Mara Wiles fellow Denver Denver house we're both from Denver now here's the thing

all show long when people have gotten to the place where you are right now we've asked them one question finally here I am

slow, bold, or pre-selected and now is your time to give an answer to us representing Denver, Colorado I'm gonna go pre-selected thank you so much yeah

mile high Mara Wiles here we go she's representing all of Denver 303 until I die I'm going to go pre-selected. Thank you so much. Mile high, Mara Wiles. Here we go. She's representing all of Denver. This is Mara Wiles. 303, until I die. 303, 720. This is Mara Wiles.

I don't think so. I don't think so, honey. Munchausen by proxy. Okay, honey, you simple bitch. I'm sorry. Honey, it's not a mother's presence isn't smothering enough. Now you're smothering them in your sleep.

Honey, come on, bitch. That's not fair. And also, I don't think so, honey. The act, okay? Nobody wants to see Patricia Arquette like that. Nobody wants to see her like that, honey. Why? I don't want to see her blowing bleach on Honey Nut Cheerios.

No, that is not my Patricia Arquette. I want to see her as the medium, as a working mother, talking to the other side of the realm. Honey, give me that witchy mommy. 15 seconds. Give me that witchy mommy. The Arquettes are an acting institution.

We've got Rosanna. We've got Patricia. We've got Patricia. We've got David. Five seconds. Rest in peace, Alexis Arquette. Honey. And that's one minute for Mara Wiles. Thank you, queen.

What's so hard that she disconnected the microphone. We celebrate that. Please use this one, Zach Teague! Zach, does your mom call you Zachary as well? I majored in musical theater, I love rehearsals, so I'm gonna go with Priscilla. Oh! Okay, and she's answering a different question,

and this is Zach Teague, so I don't think- But wait, but wait, I wanna know this. Are you a Zachary to your mother, or a Zach? I'm a Zachary Tyler to my mother. Wow! Fuck you, Zachary Shiffman. He's a Zachary Tyler. That's right.

This is Zach Teagues. I don't think so many as time starts now. I don't think so, honey, high school superlatives. Yep. Fuck high school! Lean in! Winning a high school superlative is not indicative of your future career or success. Okay, honey?

Okay, dad? Okay? All a high school superlative means is a pixelated-ass picture in the back of a yearbook that was taken by your computer high school teacher when she was going through a divorce. Ah. Okay?

Oh, you won Most Likely to Be Famous, which, by the way, I was up for. 30 seconds. To a fucking breakdancer. A breakdancer. Who is actually famous now, by the way. And my portrayal of FDR in the musical Annie was captivating. I should have fucking won that.

It was full of nuance. 15 seconds. I could spin around on your head, but can you do time step? I don't fucking think so. And you know what? I actually won best hair, but now look at me. Look at me. I'm 26.

And that's one minute. Oh, Zachary Tyler Teague. Zachary Tyler Teague. Coming from high school superlatives, wow. Oh my God. And you know what? While that was happening, I asked Bowen Yang, did you win a senior superlative?

And what did he say? I said, yes, but we're not going to talk about it. But I didn't listen. What was the superlative you won? Oh no, we're not doing this.

What was it? No. Emma, we're cutting this out. It was most, it was, it was most It was a fancy way of saying funniest But it was most likely to be on SNL Didn't come true Cut it out

Cut it out Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up all of you Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up He got on SNL Shut the fuck up, all of you. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He got on SNL! Shut the fuck up.

He got on SNL! Stop! I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad at you. This sucks. This sucks. Just stop it. Stop. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Stop. It's ew, ew, ew.

Stop. It's only ew to you. It's glorious for us. It feels so good for me. Oh, my God. Thank you, Zachary Tyler. Who's proud of Bowen? Oh, my God. And who's proud of star writer of the other two Matt Rogers

Thank you Watch out for season two And now welcome to the microphone the wonderful Andy Ward Andy Hi Andy Andy show everyone the fanny on the other side Fanny

Fanny pot How is everyone? Oh, I love that sweater. Beautiful. Thank you so much. Is it a sweater if it's cut at the sleeves? Does it matter?

It's knit. It definitely is a t-shirt acting as a sweater. I love that. It's a dress. Because we're all acting as something. So I love that your fashion

is a comment. So if you zoom in, you'll get a nip shot for sure. Thank you. All right. So listen, Andy, what's the deal? Are we doing a pre-selected or a tro-bowl?

I'm pre-prepared. I'm almost too prepared, okay? Okay. All right. So here you go, Andy Ward. Your time will start now. I don't think so, honey. Straight men with fat asses, okay?

Why do you need that, sir? Actually, it was used for wartime in Sparta. No! No, it wasn't people with fat asses. Okay, straight men, the only reason your girlfriend is dating you is not because you're a fat ass. It's because you visited her

parents up in the Upper West Side! Okay? That's the only fucking reason! Oh, and I see you gays. I see you twinks, okay? I see you not appreciating fat asses in the thick community of LGBTQ. 30. Okay. So I

what you guys want to say, you know, oh, look at this straight man having a fat ass. Look inside, okay? And look behind. All right. 15 seconds. So as I walk through to here, feel free to take some ass shots. Yeah, that's my time. Oh, my God.

And that's Andy Ward's time. And that's one minute. Come on. Give it up for that fat ass, Andy Ward. And now welcome to the microphone, Maria Hines. Yes. Maria. We've got nits on nits.

Okay, I have to say one thing before we do it. Okay, I'm doing pre-selected. Let's get out of the way. I know what I'm doing. I'm prepared. I'm a woman. She's pre-selected. She has come to the stage as a woman who is prepared.

Yes. And here we go. This is what I need you to do, though. What? I need you to do another live episode of I Don't Think So, Honey. All troll bowl, okay? Yes. And here we go. This is what I need you to do though. What? I need you to do another live episode of I Don't Think So Honey all troll bowl. Yes.

I agree. And everyone does a bump of coke right before the show. Yep. We'll consider it. I don't think so any troll bowl in itself

is a bump of coke. And I would be concerned about OD if we did that. But you know what? If people die it is on you Maria it's a hat on top of a hat

not doing enough coke if you think one month yeah okay this is Maria Heinegg I don't think so honey our time starts now I don't think so honey all fantasy

science fiction great adventure magic movies TV and books all of them although obviously I do not read books, okay?

So ridiculous. It's all, like, okay, I'm talking Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and yes, I'm talking Game of Thrones, okay? It's all the fucking same. It's the same shit. Nobody cares, okay? It's all man boys on a quest to gain wisdom from an ancient man, okay? No one gives a fuck, okay?

I don't give a fuck about your ring, bro, okay? As soon as I hear a white guy be like, I have a sword, I'm like, wow, I'm asleep, okay? This is enough. Like, I don't care about your dragons. Obvious exception, Khaleesi, okay? Because we all know that her three dragons represent, as a metaphor, the three layers of the labia, okay? So that is obviously

separate, okay? Centaurs? I don't think so. Five. I was never at home and I was like, ooh, I wish somebody would come up with a horse, but different, okay? All the women get raped for no reason. This is supposed to be a fantasy. How is that a fantasy?

Who is this a fantasy for? That's one minute. No idea. Oh, my God. Maria, hi. Hi, Maria. Honestly. Honestly.

And if Daenerys' three dragons represent her labia. One dies. One of them turns to ice. The Night King takes one of them. And now... I mean, spoiler alert. Spoiler. Now, please welcome to the microphone, Francesca Ramsey.

Francesca! Oh, my God. The jacket. The jacket. Hey, Fran. Hey, Fran. I'm watching you. You have two choices.

I'm going to do pre-selected. Pre-selected. This is for Cheska Ramsey. For Cheska Ramsey's I Don't Think So Honey, our time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, I message reaction buttons. That's not a reaction to my text message,

you lazy motherfucker! Clicking ha-ha to my very well-crafted joke is an act of violence! I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm a paid writer, bitch. And if I drop gems in your text messages, you

better respond with a Beyonce gif or a bwahaha! I need to know that I made an impact in your life. Give me some emojis, okay? I poured out my heart and soul to you because I did have a dream where I made out with a girl and I haven't done that since college and I've really been reconsidering

what's going on with me and my husband and I need you to actually respond. A heart, not gonna cut it. A heart? Not gonna cut it. A thumbs up? I don't think so, honey. I need you to read me for motherfucking filth in my text messages before you're not my real friend.

I don't think so, honey. And that's why I'm here. Wow. Wow. Give it up for this group. No, that's Tony Braxton's seat. Mara Weil. The team.

Andy Ward. And Francesca Ramsey. Are we ready for our last group of the night? We have one last group. Thank you for sticking around. It is the climax of our show. And so one last group. One last group. Thank you for sticking around. It is the climax of our show and so their group is called Avalancia. Welcome to the stage Chrissy

Shackelford. Welcome to the stage Larry Owen. And welcome Annie Donnelly. Welcome Gabe Gonzalez! And finally, welcome Michael Hartney! Michael! Oh my god. The first of Avalon Shits on the Mic is Chrissy!

Chrissy! The Shadow Bird! Chrissy. Chrissy. Okay, before I fucking start, you two. What? Okay, I think in the words of Pat Regan,

these young girls forget their history. What? You keep clocking Julie Andrews as one of your examples for a famous troll ball from the very first I Don't Think So Honey live show. That's true. Bitch, who did that? That was you.

That was fucking me. And we should give our respect. And these young girls don't remember it. These young girls don't know that the first ever

iconic troll bowl was Julie Andrews by Chrissy Shacklebone and she said among other things why your hair so short? Why your hair so short? Why your hair so short? And also, and also, in Princess Diaries, why you talking?

We want to hear you sing. You know we're here for the voice, even though she underwent a botched vocal surgery. She underwent a botched vocal surgery in the 90s. Listen, okay, now that you got your fucking credit, bitch. Thank you. Thank you. What is it that you need? Do you need to use this moment to do preselected,

or do you need this moment to troll bull fantasy? Okay, well, all night I was telling people backstage, I'm going to troll. I'm going to troll. But thanks! I've been working with my therapist on doing things i want to do instead of things i think other people want me to do or what i should do thank you so i'm gonna do something that you know is in my uh heart and not so much on paper beforehand

yes that means i've decoded her message and that she's going to do a pre-selected topic. And here is Chrissy Shackelford. This is her pre-selected topic and her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Instagram stories. I'm talking to all of

you. Are you fun or are you a depression machine? I'm very happy with my choices to stay at home on a Saturday, take a bath, and re-watch Felicity, and then I open up Instagram, and I look at a friend group that I was never a part of and have never wanted to be a part of,

doing karaoke, and now I'm sad. and have never wanted to be a part of, doing karaoke, and now I'm sad. And I know you could say, Chrissy, have self control, don't look at them. No, you stop fucking making them. Are you ever happy with your Instagram story after you put it up? Or when you put it up, do you think,

why did I do that? Because that's what I think when I put them up. do you think, why did I do that? Because that's what I think when I put them up. I put up one night, one earlier tonight, and I hate it. Five seconds. I could make an Instagram story right now and at tag all of you, and then you can repost it to show that you

were somewhere. Fuck that! Fuck you Instagram story! And that's what hit it! Honestly, one of the most relevant of the night, a connoisseur of the form, Chrissy Shackelford. Give it up.

Timeless, even. And now, gird your loins, because coming to the stage is Larry Owen! Larry Owen! Wearing a Peter Smith shirt. Peter Smith.

Yes, God. Modeling the merch. Peter Smith fans. Peter Smith Hive. Shout out. So listen, Larry. Yes, Matt and Bowen. We have a troll bowl here and it's full with stuff. And your brain, it's full with stuff.

So it's up to you, really. Two things full with stuff. One choice. One Larry. One moment. What will happen? So Yalitza's in there. Serena's in there.

Okay, first of all, I'm here on an order of business, okay? I'm wearing the Peter Smith merch I'm promoting. My podcast drops April 30th on Forever Dog Network. I'm here on an order of business, okay? I'm wearing the Peter Smith merch I'm promoting. My podcast drops April 30th on Forever Dog Networks. What makes you sing? With Larry Owens. Peter is a guest. Bone has been invited.

Matt, come back from L.A., bitch, and you'll be on. I would love to be invited. Listen, what is that, April 30th? Yeah, that's a Tuesday, every Tuesday morning Well, while we wait for that Is it a pre-selected topic Or are you doing the fucking troll bowl, bitch? Troll Troll Checking, checking, checking

Okay, Larry. You've used this moment wisely so far. I hope you continue to use this moment wisely as you make your way to an active mic and trollable, I don't think so, honey, the concept of universal healthcare. And your time starts now. Wait, I'll wait, I'll wait.

I find the third eye. Don't think so. Oh no. Kelly Clarkson, everybody! Boa's been writing, Matt's been working on the high mix. Yes! Let's get to it. 30 seconds.

30 seconds. Andy! The topic is universal healthcare. 15 seconds. 15 seconds. I don't think so, honey. Universal. Say healthcare. One, two, honey. Universal. Say healthcare. One, two, three.

Healthcare. And that's one minute. Come in here, bitch. He promoted his podcast and said the words Universal Healthcare twice and then did audience everyone welcome mother

Annie Dudley the last time she was here she announced her goddamn pregnancy. She has had the child. Yes, little Joe. We have determined that the child should continue to live. And she's got her fucking hat.

She's an Icon Award winner. Have some respect. Annie, what's going to be pre-selected or troll ball? What? Where am I? Who am I? What? Pre-selected or troll ball? What? Where am I? Who am I? What? Preselected or troll ball? Oh, I suppose I'll go along with you boys and do your... Ah!

Troll ball! Was that troll ball? What was that, Annie? What was that? Trouble, bitch. Trouble. Trouble. Annie Donnelly.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Annie Donnelly. I'm so bad. You'renelly. Oh my god. Annie Donnelly. I have to pee so bad. Your Troll Bowl is one of the most powerful... What just happened? Oh, she threw it.

Your Troll Bowl is one of the most powerful women in the government. She's the most powerful Democrat in the government. Nancy Pelosi. And your time starts now. Nancy Pelosi out there Looking like Skeletor in a suit Bitch's wig is more thirsty Than Larry Owen's looking for a part You must not know about me

You must not know about me 30 seconds And another thing, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang And your little email, you said This is a fashion event turn a look I turn to look what you turn it Looking like a couple stagehands No, y'all ain't ready for me Fuck you And that's one minute A brutal takedown of Nancy Pelosi Take that as a minute.

Fuck you, bitch. Nancy Pelosi, you better hide. All right, you little skit on SNL. It's called Bowen Wang Ain't Shit. Bowen Wang. Bowen Wang Ain't Shit. Bowen Wang. Oh, my God. Oh my god Holy fucking shit

This is so hard to do while you have to pee This is crazy It's 10.50 It's 10.50pm You guys have been here for two hours Please welcome Gabe Gonzalez! Oh my god.

There's nothing connected, bitch. Oh my god. Give it up for Bowen Wang, everybody! Bowen motherfucking Wang. Oh, my God. Matt Stodgers. I don't know how the fuck I'm supposed to follow that. Gabe.

Gabe is the pre-selected or troll bowl. Okay, so I just want to survey the audience real quick. Are you all up to date with the presidential election? They're up to date. This is a woke crowd. Okay, I think we got a cute crowd. I am a troll bull slut, but I came with something

pre-selected. Here we go. This is Gabe Gonzalez's I Don't Think So Many As Time Starts Now. I don't think so, honey. Pete Buttigieg. I don't care that your candidacy is groundbreaking. I need you to fix your fucking haircut. Our first gay president should not look like the before

in a queer eye makeover. I don't think so, honey, Pete Buttigieg, because I cannot trust a presidential candidate that would lie to the American people. You met your husband on Hinge. 30 seconds. In 2015. Oh.

I need a president who can admit to being a dick slut on Grindr. I don't think so, honey. Pete Buttigieg because he looks like the kind of guy that would respond mild to wild when you ask what he's into. Ah. I don't think so, honey.

Pete Buttigieg, because he gives off a chaotic verse energy. Five seconds. And what we need right now is not a centrist, but somebody who can choose sides. I don't think so, honey. Pete Buttigieg, because I'm not impressed that you can speak 20 languages. Duolingo is free, bitch. And that's one minute. Keep it solid.

Keep it solid. And with the last, I don't think so, honey of the night, please welcome Michael Hartnett. Hi, everyone. Thanks for staying. Wow. Party! Hi, everyone.

Thanks for staying. Wow. Thanks for staying, everyone. Michael, it is nearly 11 o'clock. It sure the fuck is. Oh, bitch. We have two options for you, and you know what they are, so what? I'm doing the goddamn troll bowl and I'm scared

let's go I know God is real because of what I've picked out of this fucking bowl for you you stupid bitch because what you will I don't think of this fucking bowl for you, you stupid bitch. Because what you will, I don't think so, honey, trouble tonight is the queen of soul, Aretha Franklin.

And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Aretha Franklin. Why so motherfucking dead? Did I just lose you all? Is she alive? She's fucking dead, right? She's dead, bitch. She's dead as shit, right? Almost a year dead.

Why the fuck would you deny us that voice? 30 seconds. Through death. What are you, a goddamn bitch? Oh, I have to go meet my maker. I've got to follow the white light. I've got to go be in heaven. Eat my shit.

15 seconds. Suck my dick. Fiddle with my clit. Aretha Franklin. Five seconds. That hat was crazy. I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute, Michael.

It's rule of culture number four. That hat was crazy. Give it up for Avalanchita, Chrissy Shackleburn, Larry Owens, Annie Donnelly, Gabe Gonzalez, and Michael Hartney. And everyone, thank you so much for staying

the holy through. It's been three years since we've been on Lost Culture Reels. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much for coming. We love you. I'm Matt Rogers. I'm Bowen Yang. And give it up for all your performers tonight as we name them.

Peter Smith. Amy Rastas. Amy Zimmer. Kirsten Chell. Elise Morales. Judy Green. Eli Coyote-Mandel. Egon Waters.

Gary Richardson. Will Stevens. Tim Gerba. Lane Quedron. Hilda Scalfo. Mark McGann. Ann Marie Yu. Josh Sharr.

Paula Scola. Max Witter. Joe Castle-Baker. George Tiberius. Katherine Cohen. Kareem Salmon. Melissa Sikorsky. Rose Bloodbaker. Thank you. Palumbo. Megan Meadows. Kristen Buckles. Fran Leach. Rachel Callie. Nora Jeffries. Bo Jackson. Justin Covington. Andres Govea. Charlie Barty. Josh Nassar.

Zachary Schiffman. Nick Nanny. Solomon Giorgio. Mel Kessler. Emily Winter. Brian Yang. Mara Wyatt. Zach Teague.

Andy Ward. Maria Heineck. Francesca Ramsey. Chrissy Shackelford. Mary Owen. Annie Donley. Dave Gonzalez. And Michael Hartney.

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On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question,

what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Joe Gatto. I'm Steve Byrne. Together we do the Two Cool Moms podcast,

which is a podcast where we help dispense advice to our loyal listeners. Everybody has an issue. Everybody has something that they need help with. Right. And that's where we come in. Because our moms was cool moms. We like to think that we have inherited their maternal advice. And we try to just do some good.

Besides being comedians, we love to help. Guys, bring us your queries. They could be personal questions. They could be serious. They could be lighthearted. Yeah. But know this. We are here for you.

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