Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 3" LIVE (Part One)

Episode Date: December 20, 2017

The 3rd installment of "I Don't Think So, Honey!" Live is here! 50 comedians take one minute each to go off on culture. Part One featuring Peggy O'Leary, Mary Beth Barone, George Civeris, Marie Fausti...n, Sydnee Washington, Anna Roisman, Jon Braylock, Molly Gaebe, Sam Reece, Kelsey Bailey, Lulu Krause, Ben Kling, Taryn Engelhardt, Jen Keefe, Dewayne Perkins, Gaby Hornig, Emily Olcott, Gaya Rajagopolan, Ali Gordon, Josh Daniel, Ryan Haney, Yoni Lotan, Brendan Scannell, Joel Kim Booster, and two-time Icon Award recipient, Pat Regan. With Peter Smith as Annette Bening.Recorded Live 11/18/17at The Bell House for the Brooklyn Podcast Festival.Sound Engineering and Mixing by William SmithCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistas/twitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASTforeverdogpodcasts.com/las-culturistas Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:21 Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. Hello. Hi. Can you believe the fog? We came out of the abyss. Hey. Hi, guys. We have a shirt. Can you believe the fog? It came out of the abyss. Hey! Hi, guys.
Starting point is 00:02:47 We have a shirt. Okay, you guys, give it up for our straight male producers for thinking of the fog machine. Yes. Throwing out the production value. They understand us fundamentally as... Wait, hold on.
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Starting point is 00:03:15 We did not set that price. Anyway, no, they're super cheap. Guys, thank you so much for coming. Thanks for coming. this is so exciting this is part of the Brooklyn Podcast Festival you gotta podcasts who knew
Starting point is 00:03:31 they happen in Brooklyn I have a crush on another podcast yeah you were telling me about this I developed a crush today on Pod Save America voice he's so late to this you're so late to this literally before we did this podcast,
Starting point is 00:03:46 I never listen to any podcasts. But so today I was like, I actually fell into a wormhole. I fell into like one of those like Harvey Weinstein wormholes where I just, I honestly was watching a lot of Ronan Farrow vids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:00 And I have developed a crush on Ronan Farrow. What a lovely little elf. This is tickling me. And I have developed a crush on Ronan Farrow What a lovely little elf This is tickling me And I love him And so I told Bowen I love him And then this vlog is Hi Hello
Starting point is 00:04:16 This is insane I kind of love I feel like I'm like On the Jungle Cruise at Walt Disney World So Ronan Anyway so Ronan on the Jungle Cruise at Walt Disney World. So Ronan. Anyway, so Ronan. I love Ronan, and so I approached Bone with that information.
Starting point is 00:04:32 And I said, yeah, you better rock the hat. Yeah, and what about you? And then what did you say to me? So I said, I think I love Ronan Farrow. I think I will marry him. I was like, his long-term BF is one of the hosts of Posse of America, John Lovett.
Starting point is 00:04:47 And I said, that won't do at all. And then I thought, I didn't know that Ronan Farrow was gay. Yeah. But I don't think he's out, though. Okay, so is he one of those gays, one of the journalist gays, that's like Anderson Cooper, that's like,
Starting point is 00:05:03 I can't be the story, so I can't, you know, come out. I have to have, like, integrity. What is this impression? Who are you? It actually is kind of like a Ryan Murphy thing. Yeah. Journalist Ryan Murphy. We're gonna cast Sarah Jessica Parker as
Starting point is 00:05:19 a giraffe and something. So you love, love it and Ronan. I love them both. Now it's I'm fully in love with a couple. And also the other Pod Save America guys are fucking hot too. Favreau. Favreau. The other John.
Starting point is 00:05:36 No, who's the hot, the V2? Tommy Vito. Tommy Vito. Oh, shit. So guys. The three of them. I mean, welcome Matt to the Pod Save America train. Hasn't been a thing for a long time. There was another iteration of it called Keeping It 1600. Well, they should have kept it.
Starting point is 00:05:52 That's their first mistake. They were on a different network, and then they developed their own called Crooked Media. It's rule of culture number four. You gotta keep the same name. Who here listens to the podcast? By the way. Thank you. This is so exciting.
Starting point is 00:06:12 We're doing another iteration of our classic 50 comedian I Don't Think So Honey show. Now, we've just come off of a very tumultuous acrimonious time. For you, it was tumultuous. For me, it was fucking great because I actually won culture
Starting point is 00:06:27 so applause for me so what we did was we pitted 10 of our own comedian teams against each other in their own I don't think so honeys I was roundly ridiculed even
Starting point is 00:06:43 with my narrative that I pushed, which was, I am an immigrant. I've come so far. America didn't respond to that. No, I think America will always respond to talent. Yeah. America will always respond to talent. That's rule of culture number 64.
Starting point is 00:07:05 America will always respond to talent. That's rule of culture number 64. America will always respond to talent. Kelly Clarkson. But you know, I conceded. I wore purple. Taylor Hicks. You wore purple? No, I'm kidding. I'm making a Hillary joke.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Oh, okay. So you guys... I famously wore purple. We're just going to talk about a few pertinent pop culture-y things up top. Why not? Why not? I love this year's Oscar race already. It's so fun.
Starting point is 00:07:32 It's the year of the steadfast mother. Huge year for moms. You've got fucking, what's her face? Frances. Oh, yes. Frances McDormand. Three billboards. The three billboards. In Ebbing, outside Ebbing, Missouri. Frances. Oh, yes. Frances McDormand. Three billboards. The three billboards.
Starting point is 00:07:46 In Ebbing, outside Ebbing, Missouri. Yes, yes, yes. Also, Lady Bird Mom. Lady Bird Mom. Laurie Metcalf. Laurie Metcalf. Queen Laurie Metcalf.
Starting point is 00:07:54 You've got Alice and Janie. The children have forgotten. Alice and Janie, another steadfast mom with a parrot on her shoulder. What is the, what is her character's name? LaVonna?
Starting point is 00:08:02 LaVonna. Right? And it's a gag because the whole, like for a large portion of the movie, she's in an oxygen mask with a parrot on her shoulder. And she's chain smoking. And she's for real. That's really Tonya Harding's mom.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Had a parrot on the shoulder, oxygen mask, and a cigarette. Yeah. Can't make that up. That's a bad bitch. A steadfast mother. Guys, Hollywood, huge, huge, huge Hollywood moment. Moms are having a hugefast mother. Guys, Hollywood, huge, huge, huge Hollywood moment. Moms are having a huge Hollywood moment. It's all about moms this year.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Syntactically, that made no sense. Well, I don't know. I never get to really see the films because they cost money. But if there was one film I had to see, what would it be? Lady Bird? Lady Bird is great. Lady Bird's so good.
Starting point is 00:08:46 And, you know, like, I guess there's, like, not a single person of color in Sacramento, but, um, like, it's a great movie. It's a great fucking movie. Even, like, you know, like, I like Greta. I like Greta just fine.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I don't remember a single fucking thing from Mistress America at all. It was black and white. No like Greta just fine. I don't remember a single fucking thing from Mistress America at all. It was black and white. No, that was Frances Ha. Fucking no. I've seen 0.00 of her movies. But can't wait for this one. It's so good. It's so good. I cried twice.
Starting point is 00:09:17 You cried two times? I cried two times and they both times had to do with Laurie. Oh. Madcap. Laurie Madcap. Oh my god. She'll win an Oscar maybe. The car scene. The drive, the car scene. We know. They know.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Well, now it's a spoiler. No, it comes out of nowhere. There's a car scene that's gonna make you cry. This guy's devastated. Don't worry.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Hands in the air, mouth open, devastation. One time at a show, I spoiled the ending of Up in the Air. Oh, out of, this was crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:46 It was at an improv show. In college, he just ran out in his improv scene and fucking spoiled Up in the Air. And the whole, yeah, what did you say? Spoiler alert for Up in the Air. Vera Farmiga has a family at the end. She's married, yeah. Also, it's rule of culture number 50.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Vera Farmiga. She's not casting it. That's all's rule of culture number 50. Vera Farmiga. She's not cast now. That's all. Oh my God. What else? Yeah, you fucking ruined that movie. Wait. We're about to ruin something else for everybody in the room.
Starting point is 00:10:16 And he's so classic. Okay, so we got into a real fucking fight. We both cried on the phone because I ruined the song that they were lip syncing to in the RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 finale. We cried on the phone fighting. Because
Starting point is 00:10:33 you... Stop. You... Also, I have this. You literally spoiled that so emotional. No, I didn't. I didn't even spoil the good one. I spoiled, bitch, the other song,
Starting point is 00:10:50 which was... It's not right, but it's okay. Yes, I almost said, nobody's supposed to be here, which was not right. So anyway... What? What? He lied. That's Joel. Is that Joel Kim Booster being a bitch? I did not lie.
Starting point is 00:11:06 We have to break something to everybody. We have to break something to everybody. This is breaking culture news. Joel told us this too. Lost Culture East can now exclusively report that Hailee Steinfeld
Starting point is 00:11:22 voted for Trump. It's true. I don't think so, honey. Hailee Steinfeld talking openly on the set of Pitch Perfect 3 about how she voted for Trump.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Isn't that... Yeah. And you know why? You know why? One word. Calabasas. She's a fucking California fucking Republican.
Starting point is 00:11:46 But I will say this. You know what song I fully get my life to still? No, you can't anymore. No. Separate the... I love myself when I don't need anybody else. Separate yourself from the artist. No, but also, why wouldn't she come out and say that song was about masturbation?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Because she's a fucking idiot. Yeah, she's dumb. Because she voted for Trump. Look, Trump's masturbate too. That's actually rule of culture number 46. Trumps masturbate too. Just for everybody, everybody for clarity,
Starting point is 00:12:15 when Matt is saying plural Trumps, he means Trump voters. Trumps. It's his shorthand that's very confusing. I was just in Wisconsin and I came face to face with a Trump. But he was nice! It was so crazy! So some Trumps are
Starting point is 00:12:29 actually really nice. They can intersect at the same... So, okay. Let's get into this. Let's get into politics. This pod, Save America. Yeah, okay, what's up? What's up? A lot of Trumps also hate Paul Ryan.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I'm not that far, you guys. Some of this is news to me. Because Trump is doing his whole dick measuring thing with Paul and with Mitch. Yeah, well, you know. Those guys. Well, anyway, that surprised me. So, yeah, lots going on in the world. Thrilling for you guys?
Starting point is 00:13:02 This is good for you? Okay, I will continue to do this. I don't think so, Honey Live. That means if I don't like what I see, you'll get sprayed. No, you guys. We are living in this new age of... I did not think about this this way. Consent.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Different. If the audience consents to being sprayed with a fucking water gun, like... He's got his mouth open. He wants to catch it in his mouth. Stop, stop, stop. Okay, make some noise
Starting point is 00:13:32 if you're okay with being sprayed with water. Yes! Okay, now make some noise. Splash Mountain in the bitch. Make some noise if you're not okay with being sprayed with water. Woo!
Starting point is 00:13:44 But you know what? That means're going to get it real bad. All right, so listen, guys. I don't think so, honey, live. Let's explain what the hell is happening. So 50 comics are about to get up here on the stage. 50 fucking amazing comics. This is going to be so cool. They're all going to take one minute to rail against culture.
Starting point is 00:14:03 I don't think so, honey, is a part of our podcast we love. It's where you find that thing that's pissing you off in the pop culture lexicon, and you just go for it. Yes. Wow. That was eloquent. It was eloquent.
Starting point is 00:14:20 And we're going to bring up 50 people in groups of five. They're going to bring up 50 people in groups of five. Yes. They're going to be amazing. We're going to be awarding our famous Las Culturistas icon award to a very special recipient. You will all be very, very pleased to know who it is. Yeah, we're going to have that person come to the stage. But before we get going with the show, we just want to talk to our old friend. She's been on the show every time we've done this live just to catch up with us. We can't believe she's here. She's so generous with her time. It's insane that
Starting point is 00:14:47 whenever we have this show, she just ends up being in town. She's in town and she's bi-coastal and God bless her. Yeah. Please welcome Oscar nominated actress. Unbelievable. What do you know her from, Matt? Oh. The kids are alright.
Starting point is 00:15:02 The kids are alright. I'm not going to say what I was about to say. No, I have to say it now. So. What? Today on the, the other day on the porns. Oh no. There was this scene from The Kids Are All Right when Mark Ruffalo and Julianne Moore
Starting point is 00:15:19 are doing it. And I think so, honey, Mark Ruffalo. I think we're going to talk about how when Annette Bening and Julianne Moore watched gay porn together. I love that scene. Ruffalo, baby. Okay, all right. But guys, she's a Hollywood legend.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Please welcome to the stage, Annette Bening! Annette, you look amazing. Oh, no, I'm just wrapped. You're just wrapped. I'm just wrapped. What's this you have on? Well, this is radio, right? So I don't really have to get gussied up,
Starting point is 00:15:52 which is great. Right, right, right. You know, it's audio. There's people, but, you know, no cameras, right? No, there's no cameras. Annette, are you... You're not averse to cameras, are you?
Starting point is 00:16:04 I mean, this is part of the business for you, being photographed, being seen being on display absolutely, you have to get comfortable because a camera, right is that, it's a mirror yes, in a way so if you're not comfortable with
Starting point is 00:16:19 what's in the mirror good luck, right? Hollywood. Right, Hollywood. What are you in town for, Annette? Oh. It's kind of funny. This is a sweater, right?
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah, uh-huh. Is that a sweater? I thought it was a skirt. It's a J. Crew sweater. Yeah. Okay, yeah. And we have someone who does the wash, right? So they put this in and they shouldn't have.
Starting point is 00:16:47 So it's kind of balled up. But I use those kind of ruined cashmere scarves. So I'm here replacing this ruined sweater. Because there's a week, right, with J.Crew. There's a week we do a sale. And if you can get in there right before Thanksgiving, I mean, it's really kind of amazing. They do their sale before Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Oh, yeah, it's sort of secret. You know, there's some buyers I know, and they tell you just for discounted prices. So you know people just incorporate at J.Crew, like buyers who are buying. I've had an amazing career. Yeah, you've had an amazing career. You really have. So, you know, I don't want to have you out here. I've had an amazing career. Yeah, you've had an amazing career.
Starting point is 00:17:28 I don't want to have you out here. This is so amazing and rare that we get you. It's special. You mentioned your career. You've been in this business a long time. Bowen mentioned, we alluded to before, things that have been going on. I just wondered
Starting point is 00:17:44 if we could get some reaction from you, obviously a respected veteran of the Hollywood film industry. Just some reaction from you on what's going on and what we can do in the future. It's a better industry. For the future, a plan for that.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Well, so many this year, stories from women yes female driven stories who's in charge men well yeah right
Starting point is 00:18:14 so that should change that's actually a diplomatic answer that's a really good answer wow oh that's sweet to clap. I believe you've worked with Harvey before. I have.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I think you've done some Miramax pictures. A lot of people have worked with Harvey, for sure. What was your experience working for him? You know, he is the money man, and I'm an artist, so I try to keep my distance from, you know, the money.
Starting point is 00:18:49 I just... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do the work. Yes. You know, because I show up on time. I do... Yes, it should be about the work. Right.
Starting point is 00:18:57 It always should be about the work. And then when, you know, you have terrible, really bad stuff happening. Oh, yeah. Right. Right. Talk about the stuff. Talk about...
Starting point is 00:19:10 Elaborate on the stuff. Hollywood. I mean, there's a definite... Have you been to Los Angeles in the last maybe two months? 32 months? No, two. Two months. Oh, in the last...
Starting point is 00:19:22 Two. Two months. No, we haven't. No. No, I can't say that we haven't. There's a definite kind of palpable thing in the air. Yeah. Something's different.
Starting point is 00:19:29 It's kind of thick, sort of, you know, people are kind of tenuous to, you know, tiptoe. Wow. Everyone's tiptoeing everywhere. You go down... You go down Santa Monica Boulevard and everyone's just tiptoeing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I understand what you're saying. Yeah, and the drought, so no one's driving. Right, and the drought, so no one's driving. Right. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. Okay, well, Annette, thank you so much for...
Starting point is 00:19:58 You're holding the mic up as you... I forget I have it. Oh, this is crazy. Because I did Shakespeare a few years ago. And they do the lav here. Oh, they do the lav here. I'm used to talking up at my forehead. You're talking up.
Starting point is 00:20:12 What play was that you did? What Shakespeare play? King Lear. With the inimitable John Lithgow. John, we love John Lithgow. Yes. I played Goneril you played what?
Starting point is 00:20:27 Goneril Goneril to Lithgow's Lear to Lithgow's Lear it's really a dream now and I this has been very edifying
Starting point is 00:20:37 and oh my god Annette Annette what's your favorite wine? I'm so dehydrated the winter here is dry it's a coast but it's still dry yes what's your favorite wine? I'm so dehydrated. The winter here is dry. It's a coast, but it's still dry.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Yes. What's your favorite wine, if you could say? Oh, I've been really into these wines from Portugal. I know you're laughing because it's like Portugal. What? Why? Wine there? No.
Starting point is 00:20:59 But if you think about it, the Loire Valley, right, in France. I don't know if you've been. The Loire Valley, yes. I haven't been. To the Loire. Yes, the Loire Valley in France, I don't know if you've been. The Loire Valley, yes. I haven't been. To the Loire. The great wines there. It's kind of in the same parallel. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:21:12 So Loire's there and then Portugal's over there. Well, depending on where. I'm looking this way, but the audience would be that way. So it's over there. Right, right, right. Do you know what? This is thrilling. But I feel that while you're here,
Starting point is 00:21:28 we should actually have you do what we had you do the last two times, which is, would you perform the national anthem of I Don't Think So, Honey?
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yes. This is a really amazing performer, so I just don't want to lose that opportunity. It's the national anthem of Las Culturistas. We are not a nation, but we have an anthem. Can I put this on?
Starting point is 00:21:51 It's just so cute. You sure can, Annette. Just there. All right, so I guess we should ask everyone to rise. Please rise. Please rise for the anthem. Good to see you. Remove all hats.
Starting point is 00:22:10 When you feel there are things in this world that you hate When you feel there are things you don't like When you need to speak out And you need to shout You must say whatever you like Exactly. I don't think so like exactly I don't think so honey I don't think so child I don't think so turn to the beat bitch yes I don't think so
Starting point is 00:22:36 honey I don't think so child I don't think so what Bitch! Thank you. Annette Manning, everybody. Please have some respect. Annette. Annette. Stunning. Is there, I wonder, is there anything else Annette that you wanted to say or do?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Oh, oh my god. Just in terms of recent events and my career and where it's been versus where it is now versus who's been kind of along the train. Just have a word for a former co-star. Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I will sell this house today. Oh, baby. Wow! She will sell this house today! You did, Kevin Spacey! She will sell this house today! You did, Kevin Spacey! She will sell this house today! Give it up for Annette Bening, everybody! Wow. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:38 So I believe it's time to get started here with I Don't Think So, Honey Love. Are you guys ready? All right. So listen, I think as the winner of Kultwar, I get to determine who goes first out of the two of us, Bowen. And I have to tell you, your ass is going to go first. Okay, great. Bowen Yang, did you prepare something or am I going to dive into this here bowl that we carved? Yes.
Starting point is 00:24:03 This is the troll bowl. Yes. Everyone has the option of preparing an I Don't Think It's Funny topic or diving into this troll bowl bitch and this is randomly selected topics here. What do you want to do? Do you want to demo this? So troll bowl has topics that are hard to go negative on.
Starting point is 00:24:19 They're universally beloved things, institutions, people, concepts but... Designed to humiliate our performers. You have to go negative, and so I think to demo the troll bowl, I will pick from the troll bowl. Alright, bitch! Go take your space! Do you have a timer ready?
Starting point is 00:24:37 Do your phone. Alright, so I'm picking. I'm picking one. I wrote all these, and I'm very happy to... Okay, I have a good topic for you Bowen Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey The Ladies of Broadway
Starting point is 00:24:53 Your time starts now I Don't Think So Honey The Ladies of Broadway There are enough of you There's no fucking shortage of roles. Fuck. Barbara Cook's death was the best thing that ever happened
Starting point is 00:25:12 to theater, bitch. Look, I don't want the Philippa Suess of the world just walking in, being like, yes, I'll do this role in Hamilton, and then this role in Amelie, and then just cash out and spend the rest of my life in the fucking Maldives
Starting point is 00:25:28 where the fuck Broadway people go. I don't think so, honey, the ladies of Broadway. Look, stop invading spaces that were meant for queer people. Fuck you. I don't need to see another ingenue walk it in the second time I've used that phrasing.
Starting point is 00:25:50 God, there was a reason why in Shakespeare's day, all the roles were played by men. Fuck y'all. I don't think so many of the ladies of Broadway are down here. Fuck you. Bo and Yang arguing
Starting point is 00:26:04 for less women on the stage. I meant none of that. I meant none of that. Oh my God. You're a piece of shit. Okay. Now this is Matt Rogers' I don't think.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Tony, what are you going to do? You have one. This is preselected. You know what? I had a preselected one and it would be on theme of that. So should I do it? I'm going to do it.
Starting point is 00:26:28 I'm going to do it. Do it anyway. This is Matt Rogers' I Don't Think So, Honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who say they don't like Lea Michele. Fuck yourself. I watched her interview on Chelsea today,
Starting point is 00:26:40 Chelsea Handler, and I fucking like her. She's a real ass bitch. You know what she said Which I cannot do She said she doesn't like Thanksgiving She didn't like the food Fucking
Starting point is 00:26:48 I don't think so honey Thanksgiving I don't think so honey Any meat that I have to Put gravy on In order to literally swallow I don't think so honey I think so honey
Starting point is 00:26:58 Lea Michele Forgiving that I don't think so honey People who don't like Lea Michele You fucked up your chance With John Groff You queer If you are trying your chance with John Groff, you queer.
Starting point is 00:27:06 If you are trying to get to John Groff, you have to be able to go to the beach with Lea Michele. Honestly, if you can't sit next to Lea Michele on the beach and listen to her talk about herself for 15 fucking minutes, just relax. Fuck you. Lea Michele can
Starting point is 00:27:21 sound like a motherfucker. I fucking threw my back out on the B61 listening to Lea Michele's pop album. Five seconds. Lea Michele can sound like a motherfucker. I fucking threw my back out on the B61 listening to Lea Michele's pop album. Five seconds. Lea Michele is fierce. You all love Glee. Fuck you, people who don't like Lea Michele. I don't think so, honey. That's one minute.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Wow. Biting, biting specificity. I love it. She's a talented girl. She's a talented girl. Cannonball. Love that song. Somebody said to me one time,
Starting point is 00:27:45 somebody goes, I was at a party with Lea Michele and she was asking people for drugs. I was like, yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, it's fine. Let her ask for drugs. Let's do drugs at a party. Cool.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Yeah. Fucking burn the wish you wanted to do drugs at a party? Get the fuck out of my life. I don't think so, honey. No. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:28:03 And Thanksgiving's my favorite holiday, but... Fuck you! I was going to agree and say some conventions of it are not necessary. Turkey? You like turkey? Okay, everyone relax. Turkey's fine
Starting point is 00:28:23 and gravy is a necessary lubricant and it's delicious. It's actually rule of culture number seven. Turkey gravy is a necessary lubricant. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg.
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Starting point is 00:31:15 ghost host is back and badder than ever. Listen to Haunting, starting on October 22nd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. All right, let's get this shit started. Shall we? Yes. Oh, my God. This is group one. Everyone, please welcome to the stage Peggy O'Leary.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Mary Beth Barone. Yes. Oh, Mary Beth. What? What? You come out as you're being called! George Severus! Marie Faustin! And Sydney Washington!
Starting point is 00:31:54 Oh my god! Fucking icons! This is the hot group! Come on, I mean, they're all hot, let's not... Stop! Enough! Peggy, Peggy's up first, bitch. Enough. Peggy. Peggy's up first.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Give it up for Peggy O'Leary, everybody. Put the hat on if you wish. Peggy, is this going to be a pre-selected? I don't think so, honey. Do you want to draw from the troll bowl? Look, I'm not going to take down a loved person. I'm going to do my own thing. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:21 This is Peggy O'Leary's I Don't Think So, Honey. Time starts now. I don't think so honey, girls who only like tall men. Go fuck yourself. What are you, a roller coaster? You have a height minimum? Get outta here. Have you ever fucked this short guy?
Starting point is 00:32:38 He is in it to win it, bitches. I'm a tall ass bitch. He comes right here, I don't even like to kiss his fucking face. Because all you men don't brush your teeth enough. Suck the titties. That's all I want.
Starting point is 00:32:53 Also, when you're out in public with him, when you're out in public with him, you just stand like this. This is him. He is loving it. Okay? Listen, I like to be a dominant bitch outside the bedroom. So I like a short guy around. And then in the bedroom, okay? Listen, I like to be a dominant bitch outside the bedroom, so I like a short guy around. And then in the bedroom, those short men,
Starting point is 00:33:09 they get in deep. 15 seconds. They fucking get excited, ladies. You like to talk. He's boring as fuck. What is he, like missionary? Oh, is he into sports? Go fuck yourself.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Ladies and gentlemen, fucking love me some short men. I'll be over by the bar. You can buy me a shot. Yeah, that's one minute. Peggy O'Leary coming to the stage. Mary Beth Barone. This look. This look is the look. This is the look.
Starting point is 00:33:40 All right. Mary Beth. What are we doing? I'm doing pre-selected. Pre-selected. Here we go. Mary Beth Barin, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People tell me who I have resting bitch face. I don't have resting bitch face because I'm never resting, bitch. Why do you think I'm always wearing workout clothes? It's because I am always on.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I burn calories just by being me, honey. Should you have the honor, nay the privilege, to catch me sitting still between working out, writing, performing, and posting to my Instagram story? I want nothing but admiration
Starting point is 00:34:16 from you, honey. 30 seconds. This week, for the very third time, I was sitting in a show waiting for my turn and the comic on stage stopped in the middle of their set to tell me that I looked pissed off.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Shame on you if you think I was just sitting there looking pissed off when I was actually mentally crafting the perfect text to send to the guy who is currently ghosting me. Okay, honey? Because I waste no time. As I said, I am always on. And much like gender, sexuality, and time, resting bitch face is a construct, honey. Yes! That's one minute!
Starting point is 00:34:51 Oh, struck the landing. I love that. Come on, George Severus! George Severus! Come on, what is the deal? It will be pre-selected. Come on, pre-selected. Okay, come on, pre-selected.
Starting point is 00:35:04 This is George Siverus's I Don't Think So, Honey as time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey, the Moth Live Storytelling Event. What are we doing? Live storytelling is not a genre. Okay? Oh, you think
Starting point is 00:35:21 your story about losing your virginity at prom in the back of a Honda Civic fits into some larger narrative about the human condition? Then why am I bored? I don't think so, honey. Why are you reading your diary in front of an audience in the back of an independent bookstore? I don't think so, Hannah Horvath.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Dropping out of the Iowa Writers Workshop to go to the Moth in the television show Girls, created by Lena Dunham, who I do not have the time to get into. Doesn't deserve it. Have fun living in upstate New York with your
Starting point is 00:36:01 son, Grover, bitch. Five seconds! Oh, and that's one minute. Unbelievable. I don't think so, honey. Your son, Grover, bitch. Wow. Everyone, get fucking ready.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Marie Faustin, let's go. Yes. Yes. You better tie it around your waist. Around my waist. Yes. Marie, what do we think about this bowl? What do we think?
Starting point is 00:36:27 What are we doing? You have you putting salads in there? No. No. I am going to do something preselected because I feel like you guys need to hear this. Okay. Marie Faustins, I don't think so, honey. Time starts now.
Starting point is 00:36:39 I don't think so, Anne Hathaway. You boring, bland, beige, huh? They gave you Catwoman? If missionary style was a person, it would be Anne Hathaway. Oh my God. How we go from Michelle Pfeiffer's crazy ass to Halle Berry can't keep a man ass to Pan Atheway. 30 seconds to Pan Atheway.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Princess Diary was cute. I don't have anything bad to say about that. But, the devil wears Prada didn't need you, Anne Hathaway. Stanley Tucci gave you a makeover and you still look the same. Oh my God. 15 seconds. the way. Stanley Tucci gave you a makeover and you still look the same. Ain't enough bang in the world to make you interested. She got a pixie cut and she still looked terrible.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Five seconds. I feel like, and then she was in La Miserable. Yeah, she sung that little sad song, but she died. She got like chlamydia and died in like the first eight minutes. I don't think so, honey. Marion Fountain.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Wow. Now closing out this group, the amazing Sydney Washington. Good luck. Good luck. Come on. Come on. Let us know. People are bringing the looks tonight. Come on. Come on, let us know. People are bringing the looks tonight.
Starting point is 00:38:11 She was hating on all of this. All right. Sydney. Wait, hold on. Get into the pants real quick. In the shoes. Get into the pants. Get into the pants. I came here.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I came here for y'all. Yes. All right. Is it going to be pre-selected or from the troll bowl? Pre-selected. Okay, this is Sydney Washington's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Leonardo DiCaprio. We don't owe you shit for Titanic. You not all that. Your face is all right and your body is blah. God worked on your face, but he was real lazy on that body. You telling me everybody in
Starting point is 00:38:52 Hollywood has abs except you? That's why they put you in the reverend. They're like, put a coat on this dude. Wow. 30 seconds. Who the hell does he think he is being on yachts with models who are tens? Meanwhile, he's a two.
Starting point is 00:39:08 He's a fucking two. You know what he looks like? He looks like Lunchables. That's what he looks like. 15 seconds. I don't even care if he is an Oscar. Who cares? His acting ability, it's all right.
Starting point is 00:39:23 You know who's amazing? Viola Davis. Viola Davis. Viola Davis. Five seconds. You know, Meryl Streep. You know what those bitches have? Abs.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Yeah, that's what it is. I don't think so, honey. Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. Yes. Give it up for everybody in this group. Peggy O'Leary.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Mary Beth Barone. George Syverus. Marie Fawson., and Sydney Washington. Leo is a two. Leo is a two. No abs. Insight. Guys, let's welcome the next group.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yes, everyone, please welcome Anna Roisman. Yes. John Braylock. Come on, Molly Gaby. Come on, Sam Reese. And Miss Kelsey Bailey. Yes. First up is Anna Roisman.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Anna Roisman, come on. Yes. Can I wear the hat? Are we doing trollable or are we doing a preselected topic? I'm going to do a preselected. Come on. Okay. In your time, Anna Roisman.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Can I wear? Can I wear? The first to wear of the night. Give it a break. Yes, looking good. Thank break. It's looking good. It's so good. Ready? It looks so good.
Starting point is 00:40:28 It looks amazing. And now time starts now. Okay. I don't think so, honey. Pig tails on adult women. Okay? Hear me out. Okay?
Starting point is 00:40:41 First of all, if you're over the age of eight, you're done. Okay? You don't need to wear pigtails anymore. Unless you're being Dorothy for Halloween, right? Or if you're like, I don't know, fucking
Starting point is 00:40:51 Pippi Longstocking, okay? Other than that, adult women should not wear pigtails. What do we want? Men to think like, it's okay to fuck a six-year-old? We have enough of those guys already. Why give them more, okay? I'm all for the
Starting point is 00:41:08 ponytail. Wear as many fucking ponytails as you want in your life. But if you're over eight, stop wearing pigtails. Now here's the thing. Miley Cyrus made what? Those like buns kind of cute? The pigtail buns? They're fine. They're okay. She's Miley Cyrus. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:24 But honestly, like Harley Quinn was a fucking character. Okay? She's not a real woman. And that's one minute. No pigtails. And her voice is dead, everybody. Coming to the mic, Mr. John Braylock. John Braylock.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Hi, John. John. Hello. Hi, John! John. Hello. Handsome. Hi. Hi, handsome. What do we think about? When we think about I Don't Think So Honey, we think trouble? I have a preselect. Okay. People came prepared. This is John Braylock's I Don't Think So Honey. This is my truth.
Starting point is 00:41:58 This is his truth. His time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey Atheist! Oh my god! You're damn right! I'm coming for you at the comedy show! That's right! Oh, oh, I'm so sorry that I believe in a higher power!
Starting point is 00:42:13 Oh my god! Excuse me for believing in love? I don't think so, honey. People who want to call the god the universe? Get the hell out of here. The universe doesn't care about you. It is a void. There are
Starting point is 00:42:29 asteroids flying out through space. Black holes sucking up light. The only thing that cares about you is a higher being, baby. I don't think so, honey. People who want to bring everybody down and think that they're so intellectual and smart.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Hello, you have no idea how things work. So it's not too hard to say I believe in a God. Thank you, baby. And listen, all of you agnostics, I'm okay with you, but just know that if you turn atheist, I'm coming for you. And I'm coming for you. John Freylock, he's okay with you, but just know that if you turn atheist, I'm coming for you. And I'm Dwayne. John Freylock.
Starting point is 00:43:08 He's coming for you, atheist. Atheist. Everyone, it is time for Molly Gaby. You better fucking get ready. Molly. Hi. What's it going to be, pre-selected or troll ball? I'm going for the troll ball, baby.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Oh, my gosh. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick. I'll pick, I'll pick, I'll pick, I'll pick, I'll pick. Here we go. Oh yeah! Here we go. Molly Gaby. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:31 Your troll ball topic is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Oh hell yeah! And time starts now! I don't think so, Marvel Cinematic Universe! Guess what? I don't like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, guess what? I don't like the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Starting point is 00:43:49 You know what I don't feel positively about? The Marvel Cinematic Universe. I'm assuming that's somehow different from the DC people. I'm going to say Batman is bad and Justice League is confusing. Cause guess what? 30 seconds. Oh shit, yeah, now it's just gonna get really real.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Woo! Hey, I've never seen a cartoon in my life. That's right. 15 seconds I'm sorry I was popular in high school I don't know how I became a comedian 5 seconds Fuck
Starting point is 00:44:36 I was literally prom queen That's one minute Molly Gaby That's one minute. Molly gave me. Queen Molly gave me. Oh, God. The hat. That's symbolic.
Starting point is 00:44:57 And now, Sam Rees. Yes. Oh, my God. Yes. Come on. Yes. There you go. Now, Sam, are we doing a preselected topic or are we going into the troll bowl?
Starting point is 00:45:09 We're going TSA pre-select. TSA pre-select. TSA pre-select. Right through, right through. Pre-select and personal. There you go. All right. Wear your shoes.
Starting point is 00:45:16 This is Sam Reese's I Don't Think So Honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey boy walking down the sidewalk reading a big-ass book. What are you doing? Put the book away. Who do you think you are? Belle?
Starting point is 00:45:32 No, honey. You are not odd. You're rude. Okay, put the book down. There are 37,000 of us walking down the fucking sidewalk every day. Our assholes are literally touching. And you're reading a fucking book?
Starting point is 00:45:48 Put it down. 30 seconds. I saw what you did. You knocked into a lady. And you gave her elbow a little paper cut. And you know what you did? You whisper apologized and kept reading. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Okay? And I have to tell you that whisper apolog Apologizing is reserved for women in the sales section of an anthropology. That's what we do when we bump into each other. I'm sorry. Bitch, if you don't put that book away, Harry Potter and the
Starting point is 00:46:17 Chamber of My Asshole are coming for you. That's one minute. Sam Reese. You're not odd. You're Sam Reese You're not odd You're rude You're rude Oh my god You're not Belle
Starting point is 00:46:29 Everyone give it up Kelsey Bailey Kelsey Kelsey's wearing it Kelsey is it gonna be pre-selected or troll ball? I will be doing pre-selected Thank you very much Pre-selected
Starting point is 00:46:42 Thank you very much Kelsey Bailey's I Don't Think So Honey Time starts now I Don't Think So Honey. Time starts now. I don't think so honey two in one shampoo. That's right. I'm up here. I'm taking down big shampoo. Okay. Who do you
Starting point is 00:46:55 think you are? I have spent 30 years trying to figure this shit out and you're trying to come up when we have a dollop of fucking Frederick Ficai cum and tell me that I know what I'm doing? Okay, listen. What are you trying to do, save me time? I'm trying to be a professional improviser as a career.
Starting point is 00:47:14 30 seconds. I have all the time in the fucking world. I don't have people knocking down my door telling me I have to take a shower in one minute because I booked. Okay? I have to take a shower in one minute because I booked. Ask any gay man or straight woman who only hangs out with gay men in a year. We all have a process. I am serving you Italian, Irish, Pennsylvania, Dutch
Starting point is 00:47:35 realness on this head. Okay? And who are you to erase my narrative? Okay? I think two-in-one shampoo is part of the patriarchy, and I will not stand for it on my head. And that's one minute! Everyone give it up for this
Starting point is 00:47:53 group! Anna Roisman! John Braylock! Molly Gaby! Dan Reed! And Kelsey Bailey! Have some respect. Unbelievable. Oh my god. You can't do two-in-one. We're booked. We're booked. Trying to be professional liberalizers out here. Guys, welcome the next group.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Lulu Krauss. Yes. It's Ben Kling. Come on. It's Taryn Englehart. Come on. Jen Keefe. And Dwayne Perkins.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Yes, coach. Yes, coach. Yes, decadence from all legends all. It's PJ, everyone. Coming in hot with the beers. Yes, Coates. Yes, decadence from all. Legends all. HPJ, everyone. Coming in hot with the beers. Okay. All right, so it is time for Lulu Kraus.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Let's go. Yes. Look at this look. I love it. I love it. Lulu, is it going to be pre-selected or troll ball? Pre-selected. Pre-selected.
Starting point is 00:48:40 There you go. This is Lulu Kraus's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey, about savory combinations of yogurt. I don't ever want to be faced with the option of pairing plain Greek yogurt with savory condiments like balsamic vinegar or olive oil or heirloom tomatoes or basil or za'atar or dukkah. I am not walking into a flagship Chobani location for anything other than a fucking sweet treat of yogurt with delectable mangoes and chocolate flakes and tender drizzles of honey.
Starting point is 00:49:15 And to every single person who's ordered a plain yogurt mixed with sun-dried tomatoes and chickpea spread, fuck you. And ma'am, I see that you've ordered an XL of yogurt and that's only to make your hand look smaller for your picture with it. No one's eating an XL portion of yogurt. No one should be eating an XL portion of yogurt. No one
Starting point is 00:49:32 should be eating an XL portion of yogurt that's mixed with olive tapenade. I don't think so, honey. Savor combinations of yogurt. And that's what happened. Oh my god. There was something so gracefully restrained about that. It was so, I'm gonna stand and don't live her.
Starting point is 00:49:47 I was just like, captivated. Lulacross, guys, welcome to the stage, Ben Kling! Come on, Ben! Hi, Ben! Hi, Ben! How's it going? Hi. Hi.
Starting point is 00:50:00 How are you? Ben, is it gonna be pre-selected or troll ball? Pre-selected. Okay, yeah, I like that. This is Ben Kling's I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. I don't? Ben, is it going to be pre-selected or troll ball? Pre-selected. Okay, yeah, I like that. This is Ben Klings. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 00:50:09 People who say, I'm a little bit OCD. I don't like it when the teacher doesn't erase the whole board. I'm a little bit OCD. Oh, I organize my apps by color. I'm a little bit OCD. Oh, I absolutely have to wash my hands after I take a shit. I'm kind of OCD. You know, obsessive and compulsive are already words.
Starting point is 00:50:32 You don't have to say, I'm a little bit OCD. The D is a superlative. That's like sticking your finger in lukewarm water and saying, it's a little bit boiling. 30 seconds. You need to earn your D. There's the you know, the hand-washing merit badge, sure,
Starting point is 00:50:46 but then there's also the can't-keep-a-roommate merit badge and the literally-can't-skip-any-songs-unshuffle because you've personified songs and feel like if you skip them, you're sending them to song hell merit badge. Oh, my God! 15 seconds!
Starting point is 00:50:57 And, you know, while we're up here, I don't think so, honey, people who say, oh, small spaces make me claustrophobic, they make you anxious. Claustrophobia is what that's called. Five seconds! Five seconds. Five seconds.
Starting point is 00:51:06 I don't think so, honey. Also, people who... I don't know. I don't have anything left. I literally have OCD, and that's all I thought of. And that's one minute. He literally has OCD.
Starting point is 00:51:17 You have to earn your D. You have to earn your D. Rule number seven of culture. You have to earn your D. You have to earn your D. Guys, please welcome to the stage Taryn Englehart. Yes, Taryn!
Starting point is 00:51:29 Okay. Oh my god, here we go with the Reductress sweatshirt. Yes. Come on. Shout out Reductress. Yeah. Okay. What do we think? Are we doing the ball? Are we doing pre-selected? Pre-selected. I'm gonna do pre-selected. This is Taryn Englehart's I Don't Think So Honey.
Starting point is 00:51:43 Her time starts now. Yeah, I Don't Think So Honey cruises. I don't think so. I hate them so much. I've never been on one. But they make me so mad because they're just big sea jails with Wi-Fi. And you can't just get off a cruise whenever you want. You literally can't leave. It's a nightmare.
Starting point is 00:52:04 And it's supposed to be a vacation it's like saying oh i want all the family friendly fun of disneyland but i want it in the middle of the ocean where the only way i can leave is if i kill myself i don't think so cruises no thank you also they're too expensive i don't want to pay eight thousand dollars to ride a form of transport that we have technologically advanced beyond. People shouldn't still be riding ships. It's like paying $200 to take a shit in a wheelbarrow. No, thank you, honey.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Also, 100% of women die on cruises. Even if you're single and on land, your husband will throw you overboard and say you went missing. No, thank you. I'm not dying. You can't make me. Fuck you, cruises. That's one minute. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:52:52 I'm not dying. You can't make me. That's real. That's real. Everyone, it's time for Jen Keefe. Come on, Jen. Yes, Jen. Jen.
Starting point is 00:53:01 The winner of last I Don't Think So Honey raffle. And here she is making her amazing return. Come on. Jen, is it going to be pre-selected or troll ball? Pre-selected. Okay. Pre-selected, she said. This is Jen Keefe's I Don't Think So Honey.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey. Where are the lesbians on the Lost Cultureistas podcast? Oh! I don't think so, honey. In the time that is taken to have every alum that is Hammercats adjacent. We've had, I don't know, maybe three. Maybe three. Have you heard of Sidney Washington?
Starting point is 00:53:48 Emma Willman? Morgan Miller? I don't know. Ellen DeGeneres? Ellen! Call her! Reggie Rocket? Francine Frensky?
Starting point is 00:53:57 These are all options, guys. 15 seconds. I'm just going to keep rattling off. I don't know Kendall Jenner We're waiting Kendall We are waiting Bowen and Matt
Starting point is 00:54:14 I could give you some tips About where to find them And that's one minute Oh my god Should we throw shade? I don't think so I think we have to accept that because we were taking a task. We will address
Starting point is 00:54:27 this on the podcast. No, guys, give it up for Jen Keefe. Jen Keefe. And welcome Dwayne Perkins. Dwayne Perkins. Dwayne, oh my god. Yes. Fashion. Fashion. Guys, let's just take
Starting point is 00:54:44 it in, bitch. Come on. Fashion. Guys, let's just take it in, bitch. Come on. Yes. Yes. Yes. When the hood pops up. Is it going to be pre-selected or troll ball? Pre-selected.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Okay. This is Dwayne Perkins' I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey. White gays. You're trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. Trash. The culture. Trash. The clubs. Offbeat.
Starting point is 00:55:24 The oppression. Barely, bitch. White gays are like straight white men just wrapped in sassy tweets, RuPaul, Drag Race, and glittery gentrification. 30 seconds. Oh my God. It's as if an entire group of people
Starting point is 00:55:37 thought that a witty reference about Carrie Coon was a personality. 15 seconds. Bears. Trash. a personality. 15 seconds. Bears, trash, twinks, trash, otters, trash, Republicans, your parents. Five seconds. White gays are trash and belong in garbage bags which are black like the culture that they appropriate
Starting point is 00:56:00 in an unseasoned fashion. Oh, that's one minute! Dwayne Perkins! You know what? Loved it, loved it. Oh my God, and you have to accept that. Oh, see, that was also the curse of Anne Hathaway, who has a gay brother. She has a white gay brother, and she is haunting this space.
Starting point is 00:56:20 And guys, give it up for this group! Lulu Krauss! Ben Kling! Taryn Englehart! Jen Keefe and Dwayne Perkins! And guys, give it up for this group. Lulu Krauss. Ben Klain. Taryn Englehart. Jen Keefe. And Dwayne Perkins. Unbelievable. Let's get this next group up here.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Everyone, please welcome Gabby Hornig. Emily Alcott. Gaia Rajagoblan. Allie Gordon. And Josh Daniel. Can I tell you? This is the group we call the vocalistas.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Because these are all singers. These are all singers. Guys, alright, first up. They got the notes. Gabby Hornig. Yes, okay, Sean Bray. Yeah, put it on. Put it on, put it on.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Important cultural moment when the Spice Girls said that. Gabby. Yes. Is it going to be pre-selected or trollable? Pre-selected. Okay. Pre-selected. And here we go.
Starting point is 00:57:15 Gabby Hornix, I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who disrespect Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child. Yes! I just don't think so, honey. Okay, she is one-third of the iconic girl group Destiny's Child. Yes! I just don't think so, honey. Okay? She is one-third of the iconic girl group Destiny's Child, and she deserves
Starting point is 00:57:29 our respect. Every last one of us. Okay. Is she perfect? No. Did she bounce out of that Super Bowl trap door and, like, teeter around? Yes. Did she fall on stage and Kelly and Michelle kept going? Maybe. Yes, she did. There's video footage. But that's okay.
Starting point is 00:57:45 She's an icon, okay? And when will your fave do what she's done? When will your fave go head-to-head in a riff battle with Beyonce in the Bridge of Survivor? You know what I'm talking about. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, your fave could never. And honestly, she is...
Starting point is 00:57:59 You know what? I don't want to hear it with your hashtag, poor Michelle. I don't think so, honey. Poor Michelle. 15 seconds. Rich Michelle. Multi-faceted Michelle. Versatile Michelle.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I don't think so, honey, if you don't appreciate Michelle Williams, the one and only Michelle Williams. You ask me. I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute. Oh, my God. I felt the spirit. When Jesus say yes, nobody can say no.
Starting point is 00:58:22 When Jesus say yes, nobody can say no. Oh, my God. Guys, please give it up for Emily Olcott. Oh, my God. Emily. Did you guys see me bash my tooth on the mic? Ow. Yes.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Poor thing. Emily. Okay, Emily. Yes. Pre-selected or the bowl? Pre-selected. Okay, they came prepared. Is Emily Olcott's I Don't Think So Honey
Starting point is 00:58:47 her time starts now? I don't think so, honey. Soup? That's right. I said it. I'm sorry. This bowl of mush is supposed to be a full meal? I don't fucking think so, honey.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Last I checked, soup was a liquid. It's like a worse water, okay? It's like mud after a rainstorm. It's like jizz, man. And just like jizz, it's completely fucking useless to me. Oh, 30 seconds. I don't fucking think so, honey. And I don't want to hear it with those people that,
Starting point is 00:59:22 oh, but soup warms me in the colder months. First of all, call it winter. Winter is an okay term that has worked for centuries. Fifteen seconds. And I don't want to even hear it about cold soups. Okay, gazpacho can suck my dick. Okay? And I can say that because I know her. Five seconds. I know her. Soup is not exciting.
Starting point is 00:59:50 Soup is dull, and I hate it. I don't think so, honey. Soup! That's one minute. That's Emily Olcott. And I have to reveal, soup is in the troll bowl. Soup is in the troll bowl as well. Prescient. Guys.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Unbelievable. Give it up for Gaia Rajakobala. Yes, Gaia. Come on, Gaia. Gaia. Gaia, tell us. Yes, fashion. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Thank you. Tell us about whether you're going to do a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl. I am going to do a pre-selected topic. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:23 Okay. This is Gaia I don't think so honey her time starts now I don't think so honey people who don't spend every day being sad about the cancellation of Cash Cab let me tell you
Starting point is 01:00:35 the things that make up a great TV show okay a quirky but lovable central character a backdrop of New York City you know someone to root for without having to hear some fucking sob story about how they had to drop out of college
Starting point is 01:00:49 to help their dying mother or something. Whatever, Ashley. Everybody's life is hard. Anyway, okay. I'm also not just talking about Cash Cab New York. Also Cash Cab Chicago, because you know what that has? A woman cab driver. And it's really important
Starting point is 01:01:05 to have representation on TV. You're telling me you'd rather watch Game of Thrones? Like, what did you ever learn from that show? How to touch butts with your brother?
Starting point is 01:01:14 15 seconds. Cash Cab was canceled in 2012 and you know what happened in 2012? Obama was elected president and you know what happened after that?
Starting point is 01:01:21 Everybody got stupid. I don't think so. And that's one minute! Guy, a round of applause! Oh my god! That was like when your best friend tells you a crushing secret. I didn't realize it got cancelled. Oh my god, I didn't
Starting point is 01:01:36 even know. This guy was gagged. It's such a good show. He broke, his heart broke. I watched it break. Poor thing. Okay, guys. Welcome to the stage, Ali Gordon. This is the look, too. This is fashion.
Starting point is 01:01:51 The boots. The boots. Show the boots. Show the boots. Show the boots. The embroidery, honey. All right. Yes.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Oh, my God. Oh, they're new. I'm really, thank you so much for noticing. Ali, tell us. What do we think? I don't think so, honey. Not people noticing your boots. No, that's not it. That's not it. What is it? Pre-selected or troll ball? I don't think so, honey. Not people noticing
Starting point is 01:02:05 your boots. No, that's not it. That's not it. What is it? Pre-selected or troll ball? It is pre-selected. Okay. Allie Gordon's
Starting point is 01:02:10 I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now. Okay. I Don't Think So, Honey. Real little kids playing kid roles in Broadway musicals. If I pay $250
Starting point is 01:02:20 for a premium Broadway ticket and I get to my seat and I sit down and I open the playbill and I see the headshot of a little fucking kid I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
Starting point is 01:02:30 Firstly, because the only difference between a little kid and somebody like me in a Broadway musical is they're allowed to pay me less money so why don't they do it? Secondly, is because if there's a kid who has a lead in a Broadway musical it's not really one kid, it's like three or four kids all sharing the role and there there's a kid who has a lead in a Broadway musical, it's not really one kid. It's like three or four kids all sharing the role.
Starting point is 01:02:47 And there's always one kid who's really fucking good. And a lot of the kids all really suck. But you're not allowed to say it because they're kids and that would be rude? I don't think so, honey. 15 seconds. Also, every little kid who knows how to sing, even the best kid who knows how to sing, knows that they are a little kid who knows how to sing. And they all sing with the same smug look
Starting point is 01:03:06 of self-satisfaction on their face. Much like the woman at your office who was always bragging about being good at karaoke. I don't think so. Yeah, that's one minute. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, that was... That was amongst the best.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Amongst the best. Oh, wow. I'm breathless. Guys, please give it up. Josh Daniel. Welcome, Josh. Look at this jacket. This jacket will give me life for the rest of my days.
Starting point is 01:03:36 Oh, my God. This is the only thing that I didn't buy for this podcast taping. Everything else is purchased for you, the viewing audience. Yes, because podcasts are a visual medium. Podcasts are a visual medium. It's a visual medium. Okay, so Josh. Joshy, are we doing a pre-selected topic or are we doing a troll ball topic?
Starting point is 01:03:52 We're doing pre-selected. Okay. This is Josh Daniel. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Artisanal singing. Yes, artisanal singing.
Starting point is 01:04:01 What? You know what I'm talking about? I'm looking at you, you indie Zooey Deschanel bitches with your amorphous vowels and your vocal fry, and you're like, to compellingly play Jack in Into the Woods, and win a Laurie Beachman Award for vocal excellence, to listen to your bitch-ass nebulous schwa. 30 seconds! I don't think so, honey!
Starting point is 01:04:31 And as always, women of color are underrepresented in this community, but this is the one community in which they're underrepresented for a good reason, because they give me a full belt. That's right, white girls, I'm looking at us, it's 2017 and everyone's on trial. So, release your dia, sing from your pussay, lift your soft palate
Starting point is 01:04:50 like you're S-ing my gargantuan D, and fuck artisanal singing? Fuck it, I don't think so. In the third minute! Oh my god, Grace Vanderwall. Fuck Grace Vanderwall. Oh my God. You guys,
Starting point is 01:05:05 fucking this group. Give it up for them right now. Gabby Horton. Emily Olcott. Dalia Roja Copeland. Ali Gordon and Josh Daniel. Oh my God, the vocalistas. Vocalistas. They came for it. Guys, this is going to be the last group of the first half.
Starting point is 01:05:21 So, give it up for Ryan Haney. Give it up for Yoni Lotan! Give it up for Brandon Scannell! And Joel Kim Booster! Yes! Oh my god, the fashions!
Starting point is 01:05:38 These boys, I fucking love them all. Alright, so it's time. Ryan, yes, connect with each other! Connect! Connect! Connect! connect connect connect connect oh my god we're all family here this is fun oh my god podcast our visual guys i'm gonna say half the group is gay half the group is straight you guys figure it out okay all right ryan you go up to ryan haney here we go all right so ryan talk to me about whether we're doing a pre-sliced topic or a troll bowl topic. Matt, we tonight, we, all of us here, you know, we're going to do a troll bowl.
Starting point is 01:06:16 Wow. I love it. The long winded. I love that it feels special. It's very special. Okay, here we go. I'm picking it out. Ryan Haney. Oh, my God. No, it can't be this. It's very special. Okay, here we go. I'm picking it out. Ryan Haney.
Starting point is 01:06:27 No, it can't be this. It's literally soup. It can't be that because we already had soup. And I love soup too much. I know, it's so good. I made a soup that turned into a pasta. Have you ever had that? No.
Starting point is 01:06:41 I did it. That's amazing. That sounds good, right? It was really good. I want to talk about that at the inter No. I did it. That's amazing. That sounds good, right? It was really good. I want to talk about that at the intermission. Ryan Haney, your I Don't Think So Honey topic is, and this is good, Little League. And your time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey Little League.
Starting point is 01:07:00 I Don't Think So giving boys real hope about making it in the big leagues. It's not a baseball game. You got some drunk-ass dad up there throwing softballs, and you're cranking him out of the park, and all of a sudden, you think you own the world. I don't think so, honey. That's leading to what we call toxic masculinity. 30 seconds. 30 seconds.
Starting point is 01:07:27 I don't think so, honey. Letting some 16-year-old get up on the mound and smoke a bunch of 8-year-olds with a fastball. We don't need to see that. I don't think so, honey. Little League on ESPN. 15 seconds. There are real sports we could be watching.
Starting point is 01:07:44 There are grown-ass people who are at the top of their athletic game currently competing. And I don't need to see Bobby like bobbling an infield fly. That's one minute. That was Ryan Haney. Ryan Haney.
Starting point is 01:07:59 I don't think so. Fucking cruddle league. Okay. And now it is time for Yoni Luton. Come on, Yoni. Yes. Hi, Yoni.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Matt and Bowen, I just want to say I'm such big fans that I made my own hat. That is culture. Put it on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:08:20 Yes. I tried to make the feather as big as possible. Yeah, baby. Yoni, this is beautiful. Thank you. Do you like my hat? Yes, it's literally such a gag.
Starting point is 01:08:32 It's so good. All right, so... Are we doing... I love that it has a fucking strap. All right, are we doing... I have a wild jaw. Are we doing a pre-selected topic or a troll bowl topic? You know what?
Starting point is 01:08:48 I want the people to decide. You know what they'll say. Troll bowl. Troll bowl. Oh, the den of the bowl. Betsy Kenny also did the same thing in the first show. But shout out Betsy Kenny. And they also said troll bowl.
Starting point is 01:09:03 All right. Here we go. Not ready. We're also said troll bowl. Here we go. Not ready. We're going to dive in and your topic is Oh God. Okay. Your I don't think so honey topic is the word sassy.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Okay. And Yoni's I don't think so honey on the word sassy starts now. I don't think so honey. The word sassy. That's like homophobic, right? Yes, it is. It's like, what the fuck are you trying to imply? Just say, like, mean?
Starting point is 01:09:34 I don't know what the fuck sassy is. I don't even know what the fuck sassy is. I honestly do not know what the fuck sassy is. What does it mean, having attitude? Fuck shaming that. you should have attitude yes you should defend what the fuck you want to defend and if that correlates to being sassy then you know what be sassy own it fucks fuck making you know what fuck words representing things you know what describing words just 15 seconds. Just be it.
Starting point is 01:10:05 Don't be fucking words. Be it. That's what I have to say. Live your life. Do what you want to do. Don't let a word describe. Five seconds. What the fuck you are.
Starting point is 01:10:17 I honestly don't know what sexy is. That's one minute. You've been sexy. Wow. The only way to be woke Is to not know what words mean That's what we've learned Yoni, God bless you Alright, so here we go
Starting point is 01:10:34 Straight from LA, it's Brendan Scannell Brendan Yes, yes The nails Hello Come on nails Nails. Gorgeous. Brendan.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Hi. Hi. Is it going to be pre-selected or trollable? Pre-selected. Okay. This is Brendan Skinnell's I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. So I live in LA and New Yorker's traveling.
Starting point is 01:10:57 I don't think so, honey. Okay. All of you, I'm coming for you. First of all, stop complaining about driving, okay? Everybody fucking does it. The subway is not that great. I got a push notification about it today that it's breaking down, okay?
Starting point is 01:11:12 At least in a car, if you sit and shit, it's yours and you're sad, but it's fine, okay? Second, who cares about pizza, all right? I'm from LA. I haven't had gluten in five fucking years. 30 seconds. Okay, if I eat't had gluten in five fucking years. 30 seconds. Okay, if I eat cheese, my insides will explode. Today, I woke up, I had a scoop of collagen powder,
Starting point is 01:11:31 a little bit of chia seeds, and three and a half grams of cocaine. All right? Fuck you, New York. Oh, and also, here's something. Stop saying, I'll move to L.A. when my career demands it. Fuck you. We don't care if you're there or not!
Starting point is 01:11:46 You know what? Nobody wants to read your script about a girl who moves from Bushwick to Flatbush. Five seconds. Fucking move to L.A., make a script about somebody who moves from West Hollywood to Silver Lake. And that's one minute. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Beautiful. God bless.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Ignore this. Brendan Scannell. Brendan Scannell. Guys, that is... Okay, and now... Oh my God, amazing. Yes. Beautiful. God bless. Ignore this. Brendan Scannell. Guys, that is... Oh my god, amazing. And now the Simon Cowell of culture. Please welcome Joel Kim Booster! Oh my god.
Starting point is 01:12:15 Yes, yes, yes. Okay, jumpsuit. Hey guys. And it's Doc Martens in his jumpsuit. What's it going to be? What do we think? Okay, I'm scared, but I'm a student of the form, and I think to be really good,
Starting point is 01:12:27 you've got to go with the troll ball. To be really good, you've got to go troll ball. But I, like Yoni, don't know a lot of words, so we'll see. Also, Matt Foley did spoil the drag race finale for me as well. Thank you. I won't accept. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 01:12:44 Okay, Joel, your I Don't accept. Alright, here we go. Okay, Joel. Your I don't think so honey topic is the incredible Cate Blanchett. And Joel Kimboosters, I don't think so honey time starts now. I don't think so honey Cate Blanchett. Bring some color
Starting point is 01:12:59 to that goddamn pale ass face. I don't think so, honey. You are a low-rent Meryl Streep at best. Showing up in a Marvel movie? I don't think so, honey. Who is that for? The nerds who grew up loving notes on a scandal? I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 01:13:20 We didn't need you there. Go back to prestige dramas where you belong. 30 seconds. Okay, honey? 30 seconds. I don't think so. Galadriel showing up in a Lord of the Rings movie to talk down to those hobbits
Starting point is 01:13:35 like they don't know that the ring is already a big deal. Okay? Honey, you better. 15 seconds. I could resist the ring. You with your flowing blonde locks. I don't think so, honey. With your Aryan looks and your amazing acting style.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Kate Blanchett, you're done. That's one minute. Master of the form, Joel Kim Booster. If you're really good, you've got to go for it. Everyone, give it up for this group. Ryan Haney, Yoni Luton,
Starting point is 01:14:04 Brandon Scannell, and Joel Kim Booster. Now, all right. Before, yes, come on. Before we close out this first half, we are pleased to award our Lost Culturistas Icon Award. Yes, the winner of CULTUR. I mean, he just won't go away, bitch.
Starting point is 01:14:23 So he's already a two-time recipient of this award, but for a third time tonight... What? Oh, my God. For a third time tonight, we are honoring his contributions to the forum. Please welcome to the stage and rise for Mr. Pat Regan. All right, sit down. Sit down, sit your ass down. I just want to say awards are so silly.
Starting point is 01:15:00 Shut up. Titles are so silly. Words are silly. Microphones, stages, all of this so silly. Words are silly. Microphones, stages, all of this is silly. I don't need fame or want it. Okay, and with that, Pat,
Starting point is 01:15:14 do you have a pre-slept later? This smoke is out of control. You look unbelievable. Do I? Because I want to say that this is the first time I've ever worn chambray. It can't be the first.
Starting point is 01:15:27 No, but I'm having an experience on it where I thought I looked amazing, and then I took a pic, and I was like, didn't love the way it hung. No, I love, I was specifically talking about you in this mist. Oh, no, I know, but I'm talking about me in the chambray. It is the last thing I ever want to see. Okay. Wait, I feel like this might affect kind of my ability to connect with.
Starting point is 01:15:46 Yeah, okay. So, all right. So let's just banter for a bit as the smoke clears out. We don't have to, but like... Can everybody see
Starting point is 01:15:53 Pat okay? Okay, great. He looks amazing. He looks incredible. Do I look amazing? Can someone cheer if I look amazing? Pat, it's time.
Starting point is 01:16:03 Pat, is it going to be pre-selected or trollable? I know that I've never done trollable, and so I'm going to decide to continue having never done trollable. Yes, yes. And I'm going to do a pre-selected topic. Perfect.
Starting point is 01:16:14 If you would please, just to lead by example, as an Icon Award winner and wear the hat. Absolutely. You're the only person we're going to specifically request to wear. No, and I didn't mean to not wear it. What a good choice to put it on the way you did. Backwards. First of all, thank you for acknowledging
Starting point is 01:16:28 that everything I do on stage is a choice. A lot of people forget that. Yeah, yeah. All right. So, Pat, you're the Icon Award winner for a third time, the winner of Coach War.
Starting point is 01:16:43 And by the way, we're going to get you that $100 Venmo cash prize real soon. Whenever you're ready. Whenever you're ready. It's just going to come in two installments because that's the way it works. Totally.
Starting point is 01:16:51 It's how it contractually. Well, I don't care because I'm rich, but whenever you can. Money's no object to Pat Regan. And his I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. Okay. I don't think so, honey,
Starting point is 01:17:03 people who when you tell them you're tired but you feel like you got sleep, they say, well, maybe you're getting too much sleep. Like, I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, bitch.
Starting point is 01:17:12 Like, who's getting too much sleep? It's 2017. This is a world of horrors. You can sleep for 24 hours straight and nap in between and you will not be
Starting point is 01:17:20 getting too much sleep and I'm coming to you in a moment of vulnerability and you are giving me this gaslighting bullshit. Like, yeah, I'm feeling very, very tired. Maybe I should sleep less. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:17:32 You're a victim blamer and you're an asshole and you're making me feel fucking crazy. So what, you can have a little like iota of superiority with your goddamn pseudo-medicine bullshit? That's not a thing. Like, if you sleep, then you become less tired. That's how sleep works.
Starting point is 01:17:48 And I know everyone's tired. I have made the choice to come to you because I'm specifically tired and I'm trying to connect with you over that and you're going to make me feel like a goddamn lunatic villain. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. People who, when you say, I'm tired
Starting point is 01:18:03 but I've been getting sleep, they say, well, maybe you're getting too much sleep. That's one minute. Give it up for Pat. Give it up for Pat. He is the icon of one minute for a third consecutive time. Guys, we are now going to take a brief five-minute intermission and we'll see you back. Get a drink and tip your
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