Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 3" LIVE (Part Two)

Episode Date: December 22, 2017

The 3rd installment of "I Don't Think So, Honey! Live" continues! Part Two featuring Natalie Walker, Larry Owens, Maya Deshmukh, Calvin Cato, Milly Tamarez, Lane Moore, Philip Markle, Joyelle Johnson, Pat Dooley, Sarah Tollemache, Caitlin Bitzegaio, Lauren Brickman, Amanda Dieli, Susan Casey, Sue Smith, Ruby McCollister, Courtney Maginnis, Alyssa Stonoha, Sonia Denis, Sandy Honig, Caroline Martin, Chelsea Clarke, Brandon Scott Jones, Natasha Vaynblat, and Mike Kelton!Recorded Live 11/18/17 at The Bell House for the Brooklyn Podcast Festival.Sound Engineering and Mixing by William SmithCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistas/twitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASTforeverdogpodcasts.com/las-culturistas Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, I see. Wow. Oh, my. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow.

Las Culturistas. Oh, my God. Decorum. Decorum. Decorum. It's okay. Get your drinks. Get your drinks.

Yeah, get your drinks. Everyone get settled back in. Buy some t-shirts. We're going to get started again. Holy fucking shit. I'm having a blast. Are you guys having a good time? I'm so happy to hear that.

Oh my god. Guys, are we ready for the next half of the show? Yes. Here we go, bitch. Alright, everyone please welcome to the stage. These are even more vocalistas. More vocalistas for you. Natalie Walker!

Larry Owens! Give it up for Maya Deshmuk! Calvin Cato! And Millie Tamarez! Here we go, go, go, go, go! Look at these looks! Yes! Oh my God.

Are you kidding me? Look at these looks! Turned out the fashion for the event, and I am thankful for it. All right, first up we have Natalie Walker. Take the microphone, the hat. It is Natalie's time. Now, Natalie, explain to everyone

are we doing a troll ball or are we doing a pre-selected topic? Guys, I'm angry about too many things. I gotta do a pre-select. Okay, I love that. This is Natalie Walker's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey just motherfucking Whedon. Listen,

you think because we're all mad at a different sad, fat, ginger, bald motherfucker that I forgot about you? No! I never forget

and I never forgive just like Sweeney Todd musical theater reference. Speaking of musical theater, Joss Whedon, your attempts at musical theater are piss fucking poor. And all of my friends say, Natalie, look at the Buffy musical episode. No, the score is middling at best. Fuck you, Joss Whedon. You are a fucking unsolicited dick pic with a Rosie the Riveter poster in the background.

15 seconds. Oh my God. Joss Whedon, you're much ado. If you're doing a Shakespeare adaptation and it's more white than one Kenneth Branagh did 20 years ago, I don't think so, honey. And that is one minute! Joss Whedon is an unsolicited

dick pic with a Rosie the Riveter poster in the background. And also, hot take, Dr. Horrible is bad. Wow! It is bad and it commits musical theater songwriting crimes. We'll get into it. Your bra is really unserviceable at best.

I don't think so, honey! Really unserviceable at best. Okay? I don't think so, honey. Really unserviceable at best. Guys. Okay, here we go. Motherfucking Larry Owens. Come on. The camo and the camo crocs? Yes.

Are you kidding me? You can't handle the truth. You can't handle the truth. You can't handle the look. Yes. The look. Okay. Oh, my God. Larry. And my ankles are ashy. You can't handle the truth You can't handle the look Yes The look Bye Okay Oh my god Larry

My ankles are ashy We can't tell Thank you Larry is it going to be pre-selected or Troll ball Troll Oh Okay

Alright alright Here we go I got it And here we go Ready This is Larry Owens What is he going to do Okay

This is insane Owens. What is he going to do? Okay. This is insane. Alright. Larry your I don't think so honey topic is authentic New York pizza. And his time starts now. Don't think so honey

Authentic New York pizza I've been to Chicago I've studied in Chicago You like that thick shit It's gonna be more of a meal Fuck a dollar slice I know we like to eroticize and fantasize The idea of the city

The Carrie Bradshaw idea of the city But it's not like that bitch bitch. I'm going to tell you the fucking truth. When you fucking hungry and you going for that fucking dollar slice of that traditional New York pizza, you don't fucking wish you was in Chicago, bitch, that that fucking dollar pizza was fucking filling you up with some fucking cakeD carbohydrate broad-ass shit. I don't think so, honey. My croc band just snapped because I

don't fucking think so. I have, my time is up. I want to go home. I want to go home. I mean and that that was an I don't think so honey yes

HBJ get him a bottle of water I want to let this go on for as long as possible. Oh my God. Are we okay? Is everyone okay? Let's check in with everybody.

How are we? Oh my God. That was amazing. Gagged. Wow. I'm sorry, but that was... That was a troll bowl. That was a troll bowl.

Oh my God. Amazing. Guys, please, welcome to the stage. And now, Maya Deschmeck. Come on, Fierce. Yes, yes, yes. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Stunning. Stunning. Maya. The looks. Oh, oh, oh. Maya, what's it going to be? Pre-selected or trollable? Pre-select.

Okay. Because bitch, I'm mad. Okay, here we go. This is Maya Deschmeck. i don't think so honey the country of england you're all crusty dusty ass rock in the middle of the ocean with no natural resources so what the fuck do you need to do you need to go take your stank legs all around the fucking globe looking for countries that have their shine on literally.

Oh! Your culture, T, that shit's from Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, formerly a colonized place. 30 seconds. Your jewels, India, Africa, jewels of places. Your sugar, the Caribbean., jewels of places Your sugar?

The Caribbean Okay, so you know what? If you never colonized anybody The queen would literally have a crown filled with coal And she'd be drinking dirt out of a cup Five seconds England, if it had a pussy It would be a cold, wet shoe

Bye, bitch That's one minute England, if it had a pussy, it would be a cold, wet shoe. Bye, bitch. That's one minute. Bye, bitch. That was... Oh, my God. Girl, we got a bottle of water. This group, share that bottle of water. Hydrate.

Y'all are hot. I am thoroughly jacked. Okay, so now we have Calvin Kato show the fishnets oh my god look at the fishnet gloves oh my god I love a fingerless glove Calvin trust me borderline I feel borderline mad so borderline Calvin okay to be pre-selected or trollable? It's going to be preselected.

Statement, love statement, necklace statement. Statement. Here we go. Calvin Kato's I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who go, oh, hey, I'm in the neighborhood. Can I just stop by in 10 minutes?

I don't think so. Okay? First of all, even though I know you like that, bitch, I don't know you like that. You can't come over. Second of all, if I'm home, that means I'm home, okay? I'm not putting on pants, okay? I'm wearing a t-shirt and fucking socks, okay? I'm Donald Ducking it.

You're not going to make me put on pants. And now I got to rush and do a shower and I got to hit the golden triangle. Like, no, I'm not doing all that for you. 30 seconds. It's not happening, okay? I don't think so. You know I'm home. You know I'm trying to catch up on Scandal.

You want to catch up on Scandal so I can listen to you drink my Glenlivet? I don't think so. No. Not going to happen, okay? And also, I don't think so with your, oh, oh my God, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really? Get on the R train. Go back the fuck home.

I live in Bay Bridge. 15 seconds. That's a long ass journey. Go back home. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about your statement. I don't give a shit. Five seconds. That's a long ass journey. Go back home. I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about your statement. I don't give a shit. Five seconds.

Also, I don't think so with this. Oh, I'm just in the neighborhood. Really? You're in the neighborhood? Why? You're doing something cooler and you didn't invite me to it? Fuck you. I don't think so.

That's one minute. Calvin Kato. Unbelievable. Real. That's real. Guys, welcome to the stage. Millie Tamaraz. Here we go. Yes. Yes. Yes.O. Unbelievable. Real, that's real. Guys, welcome to the stage, Millie Tamerez. Here we go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Millie. Now. Oh, my God. Now, explain to us if it's going to be a pre-selected topic or are we going

in the troll bowl? Pre-selected. Yes. Okay, this is Millie Tamerez's I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Movies that make you follow

sexual tension and the whole thing with the will they, won't they and at the end you get a little peck. Yes. A fucking, specifically

the 2005 remake of Pride and Prejudice. Yes. You fucking, yes. I don't think so, honey. Okay? You follow Dusty-ass Keira Knightley and Mr. Darcy for two hours and 15 minutes. And they get on that hill.

And you know what they do? Not an embrace, not a French kiss. 30 seconds. But a peck. And you know what else is good for it? Korean dramas, Japanese dramas, Asian dramas do the same shit, but more importantly, Moonlight, bitch! That is Moonlight! Moonlight! You follow them!

He resolves conflict with his mom! He sees his fucking love, and you know what they do? A side hug, bitch? Not a French kiss? Not a make-out? Are you fucking kidding me? I don't think so, honey. Lena Dunham. This group on fire.

This group. Give it up for this group. Natalie Walker. Larry Owens. Maya Deshnik. Calvin Kato. Millie Tavern. Yes.

Wow. Wow. Oh, my God. Are we okay? This is heating up. We were cheated out of a sex scene in Moonlight. Absolutely. Oh, absolutely.

I was literally so horned up at the end of Moonlight. I was so horny. I was like, are you fucking kidding? And that little sad side hug. It was a side hug. It was a side hug. God, the worst. Guys, give it up for your next group.

Lane Moore. Yes. It was a side hug. God, the worst. Guys, give it up for your next group. Lane Moore. Yes. Now, Philip Markle. Driel Johnson. Yes. Pat Dooley. And Sarah Tolomash. Yes.

Come on. Oh, my God. Come on. Okay. Looks, looks, looks. The house down. Yes. Oh, that's okay.

Oh, my God. We're okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Hey, we want to see Lane Moore at the mic. Now, now, now, now, now.

Lane. Oh my God, this look. I got this. Thank you. This is, okay, here we go. This is Lane Moore's I Don't Think So Honey. Do you want to do?

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah, you can't do that. I'm just so excited. Do you want to do? He knew. He knew I fucking came with some shit in my back pocket.

Yeah, no, yeah, you did though. He knew I got some shit to say. So we are doing a preselected? Yes, sir. Okay, okay. This is Lane Morris. I don't think so. There's no need for booing.

This is preselected. This is thought out. This is Lane Morris. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. All right. I don't think so, honey. When you're already fucking sick and you tell someone and they go, oh, yeah, something's

been going around. Nope. Nope. I don't think so, honey. First of all, you don't know what I have. I don't think so, honey. First of all, you don't know what I have. I could have some fucking special shit. Some fucking like crazy strange shit

you've never even fucking heard. I hope not for my own immune system, but you don't know. Second of all, where the fuck was I? You tell me this so I'm already fucking knee deep in my own sickness.

I've had my house a fucking week since you're like, oh yeah, everyone has that. You haven't mentioned it. You have not mentioned it. Also, that's like if I fucking fell

into a fucking ditch and broke all my fucking legs and then you were like, oh yeah, everyone's been falling in that ditch. I don't think so, honey. No,

you gotta worry about the fucking ditch. I can't deal with this. Also, there's a fucking mail in this for everything. You couldn't have put me on this one? I got to fucking unsubscribe from 80 email lists a day.

And every time I fucking unsubscribe, I cum. Five seconds. Every time. Every fucking time. So I don't think so fucking honey. Tell me I'm sick. Yes, that's right. Wait, Mars, one minute.

Someone should have mentioned that ditch. That ditch. Unreal. Thank you. Oh, my God. And now, Philip Markle. Come on. Unreal. Thank you. Oh, my God. And now, Philip Markle. Come on. Philip.

Yes. What's it going to be, babe? Hi, Philip. You know it's going to be pre-select. You know he came. This is Philip Markle's I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

My Republican relatives at Thanksgiving dinner. You have ruined so many family gatherings, and I have been terrified of confrontation my entire life. But do not think I forgot what happened in 2005, the year I came out, when you claimed that all those people that died in Indonesia from that tsunami died because they didn't believe in Christ. And my sister stood up and said,

you can't say that, that's so insensitive. And you said, you're a liberal targ, you don't appreciate people with religious values. How dare you speak to us like that? And then my aunt stood up and said, you can't say that, that's so insensitive. And you said, you're a liberal targ. You don't appreciate people with religious values. How dare you speak to us like that? And then my aunt stood up and said, we all know what this is really about. It's because Philip's gay and no one's talking about it.

And I stood up and I walked over to the piano and I played Claire de Lune because that's how I knew how to deal with the situation. But I don't think so, honey! Never again! I am going to confront you on your racist, homophobic, misogynist

bullshit! Five seconds. And I'm going to be kind and nice and try and get you to think about your question, your own beliefs and the entire time I'm going to be thinking in my head, I don't think so, honey! That's what it is! Unbelievable. When in doubt, play Claire DeLue.

Yes. Now. Joyelle. Joyelle Johnson. Come on. Yes. Yes. Joyelle, what's it going to be?

Wait a second. I'm not ready. All right. Cool. We good. Here we go. We good. We good.

Unbelievable. Just a little bit for you. Just a little bit. All right. So listen. Are we doing a pre-slides or are we doing a troll bowl? We on that Planned Parenthood, that pre-pre, all right?

Let's do this shit. Here we go. This is Dre Alton. There's something that happened to me yesterday. I don't think so. Pit bull, all right, honey? I saw a pit bull yesterday at the Apollo Theater, all right?

I have never seen pit bull in my motherfucking life. I never planned to see pit bull in my motherfucking life. That's how everywhere this motherfucker is and I saw him against my will at the blackest theater on the planet.

We get it, Pitbull. You got more jobs than a Jamaican. I understand. And then while we're at it, because Fifth Harmony came out, I don't think so, honey, Fifth Harmony. All right, go there. All right, because only two of you bitches are useful,

so you should change your name to Second Harmony, all right? They all dancing around the stage. Only two of these bitches is doing work. They posing at the end, breathing all heavy and shit. Bitch, you ain't just run a triathlon. What the fuck is happening right now? You scooting around the stage like a stripper on a Monday afternoon. All right?

How about five seconds? I don't think so, honey pimple. And I don't think so, honey Fifth Harmony. Get the fuck off my goddamn black ass face. One minute. What were they doing at the Apollo? I will say this. Bowen, on three, name the only useful member of Fifth Harmony.

One, two, three. Normani. Thank you. Oh my God. I don't. One, two, three. Normani. Thank you. Oh, my God. I don't think so. I need the rest of you. What were they doing at the Apollo? Oh, my God.

And now coming to the mic is Pat Dooley. You can't do the mic. Pat. Oh, Pat. Red bottoms. Bloody shoes. Bloody. These is bloody shoes.

Okay. Now, Pat. He doesn't dance. These is bloody shoes. Okay. Now, Pat. He doesn't dance. These is bloody shoes. Yes. Okay. Now, are we going to do a pre-selected topic

or are we going to do It's going to be a pre-select. Pre-select. Here we go. Pat, Julie, Cardi B. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Ninth Avenue

in Hell's Kitchen, USA. Bitch, if I want to see every single person I've ever had a flirtatious dialogue with, I'll go on YouTube.com. It'll be a suggested video because I've already watched them sing Lost in the Universe up a step, bitch.

I've already done it. If I want to walk into a human being who is walking out of TAG with two G's with their Fire Island costume, I will just go to the damn bar. I don't want to be accosted on the street.

If I want to see someone going to their EPA with Bernie fucking Tulsi, I will just go to the EPA myself. If I want to get my protein knockout from Juice Generation, let me do it in peace.

I live in Hell's Kitchen. I do it against my will. Five seconds. Psalms chapter 23, verse 4. I have walked through the shadow of the valley of death. That is Hell's Kitchen, bitch. Bye. That's one minute.

Bernie Telsey has to be dropped at least once in this. Yes, he must be brought to justice. Bernie. All right, and now it is time for Sarah Tolomache. Sarah. Sarah. Hey, hey, hey. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, guys. So what do we think, Sarah? Are we doing a pre-select or are we doing the troll bowl? I'm going to do pre-select. Great. This is Sarah Tolomache's I Don going to do pre-selected. Great. This is Sarah Tolman. She says, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.

All right. I don't think so, honey. Recipe bloggers. These self-absorbed assholes need to be taken down a notch. Nobody has time to read a fucking novella about your buffalo chicken dip.

Get to the fucking ingredients. All right, I've got two jobs and a dream I'm chasing. I've only got 40 minutes to make a meal. I will read your goddamn story while I'm eating my fucking meal. 30 seconds. I don't think so, recipe bloggers. I need to know how to boil an egg. I know I'm in my late 30s,

and I know how to boil, I should boil an egg, but I'm fucking starving, and I need to get to that egg, so sum it up, assholes. Five seconds. That's one minute, five seconds. That's one minute, that's one minute, that's one minute. Sarah Tolobos. Give it up for this group. asshole. Five seconds. Five seconds. I don't think we're ready.

Sarah Tolomache. Give it up for this group. Lane Moore, Phillip Markle, Joelle Johnson, Pat Dooley, and Sarah Tolomache. Unreal. And now my girls are coming to the stage. This is the coven. Here we go.

Kaylin Bitzegai. Lauren Brickman. Yes. Lauren Brickman. Yes, Lauren Brickman. Amanda Dealy. Susan Casey. And Sue Smith. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Witchy, witchy.

Okay, yes, yes, yes. Wow, wow, wow. And the first to the mic is Caitlin Bitzegai. Here we go. Oh, I love that scarf. Indoor scarf. Yes, that's a good scarf. Itegai. Here we go. Oh, I love that scarf. Indoor scarf. Yes, that's a good scarf. It loves you.

It loves me. Caitlin, is it going to be preselected or trollable? I'm going to have to speak a preselected truth. Yes, preselected truth. Caitlin Bitzegai's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, Caitlyn Jenner. And specifically for trying to legitimize

Caitlin with a Y. Now, a reminder to those of you that don't know me, my name is Caitlin. There's one legitimate way to spell Caitlin. C-A-I-T-L-I-N. Vanity Fair tried to tell me to call her Caitlin. No, bitch, you call me Caitlin. All right?

If someone spells Caitlin with a K or a Y, P.S., at some time in their life, they've contracted herpes from an Arby's, and I'm sorry, that's just the truth. And, bitch, you're 65 years old. I know why you came for us. You're firmly in Brenda, Linda, Kathy territory. But, no, you came for 80s and 90s culture.

You came for Caitlyn's, and you want to look young. And you know how I know it? Because you know who was the oldest Caitlyn before you? It was me, you stupid bitch. And you took it away from me. Fuck you! Fuck you! That's what I'm doing!

Caitlyn Jenner! Wow. Fuck you, Caitlyn Jenner! Caitlyn with a Y. Fuck you. Fuck you, Caitlyn Jenner. I agree with the Y. Fuck you. Fuck you, Caitlyn Jenner. I agree hard. Oh my God, here we go.

It is time for Lauren Brickman. Lauren. Yay. Love the embroidery. Yes. Hello, hello. The embroidery. Come on.

Thank you, yes. So what do we think about this? Are we doing a pre-selected topic or troll bowl? Okay, I want to be honest with you. I wasn't sure what I was going to do, but then backstage I prayed to that God that Jonathan Braylock was talking about earlier. Yeah, I heard about him earlier.

And he spoke to me and he said, Matt is begging for more troll bowl. Wow. Troll bowl. God. That's God. We have some people clamoring for troll bowl too, so here we go.

All right. Here we go. Oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. This is an go. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. This is an icon. Oh, give it to me. Lauren Brickman, your I Don't Think So Honey topic is Tina Fey. And her time starts now.

Okay. I don't think so, honey. Little Miss Percy Pants Tina Faye. Go fuck yourself, you white cunt. Let me tell you something, Tina. Tina. I see you, bitch. You don't think you made enough money with Mean Girls the first time?

You gotta turn that shit into a musical? Oh, that is something I definitely am not looking forward to. I definitely didn't pre-order tickets to. And I will never listen to while I'm pretending to work out at the gym. So little Miss Tina Fey, I want to take a big dump on your chest. Five seconds. Because you are

white trash bullshit. Tina, I don't think so. Honey, Fey. That's what I meant. Oh my God. The message I was getting was that Lauren will, in fact, go to see Mean Girls on Broadway. I'm going to be at Mean Girls the day it opens.

Yeah. I mean, aren't we all? We love it. We're all going. We're all going. We're all going. We're all going. We love you, too.

And now, Amanda Dealy. Give it up. Yes. Yes. Hello. Amanda, pre-selected or troll bowl? What do we think? I will be doing pre-selected.

Pre-selected. Here we go. This is Amanda Dealey's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey, the phrase, so what do you do? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we were networking at this destination bachelorette where our first stop was a ghost tour. I don't think so, honey.

The only people who ask, so what do you do, are 99% certain that they are the best people in the room. Yeah, because when you ask, so what do you do, you're not expecting the person to go, um, I'm Malala. 30 seconds. Because you don't find that person. No, honey. I don't think so, honey. So what do you do? I will not

be defined by the skill set that is currently paying my bills, honey. Some of us do not identify with how we are categorized by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, honey. And the only people who are allowed to complain about their jobs are nurses. I don't think so, honey.

That's one minute. Oh, man, you're dealing. Unreal. Give it up. Unreal. This fall on Bravo. It's time to turn up. Think you've seen it all?

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A little syntactical twist. Okay. Okay. This I Don't Think So Honey topic for Susan Casey is Ruth Bader Ginsburg. And her time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Ruth Bader Ginsburg. I think you've made a lot of Decisions that in retrospect

Were bad ones I don't know Which ones they were And I don't know if you're still There Where were you when the Civil Rights Act Happened I don't know where she was 30 seconds Where were you when the Civil Rights Act happened?

I don't know where she was. 30 seconds. Where were you when Donald Trump was elected? I don't know where she was. This is a hard one. You guys are better than me. 15 seconds. Your name is dumb It feels like mucus in my mouth

If I invited you over I'd ask you your name And I'd ask you to fucking leave That's one minute Give it up for Susan Casey Honestly, we don't know where she was We can guess where she was But We don't know where she was We can guess where she was but we don't know And that was masterful

Masterful trouble We're going to be asking that question Where was she really It is time It is time for Sue Smith Here we go Yes okay

What do we think about this? I think I want the motherfucking trouble Oh Give it to me Okay I am choosing I have chosen Wow wow wow

We've chosen Okay Okay Okay Your I don't think so honey topic Is gingerbread houses I don't think so, honey topic, is gingerbread houses. I don't think so, gingerbread houses.

Fuck you, cookie that I can't really eat. What is the fucking point of you? You are such fucking bullshit. It's like, if I'm going to make cookies, I'm going to eat half of them before they're done. I'm not going to put them into a fucking house and then put gumdrops on it. 30 seconds. And then look at it until Christmas. Fuck you, gingerbread houses.

Also, who lives in them? You're telling me gingerbread men live in them? I don't think so, honey. Gingerbread men live in bigger fucking houses. Because they're made of gingerbread. I don't fucking think so, honey! Yes, that's one minute! Give it up for Sue Smith!

The rest of this group, Caitlin Bitzegaio, Lauren Brinkman, Amanda Dealy, Susan Casey, and Sue Smith. Now, Ooh, baby.

Moving forward, we have our next group. Everybody give it up for Ruby McAllister. Courtney McGinnis. Alyssa Stanoja. Sonia Deneen. And Miss Sandy Honig.

Here we go. Here we go. Oh my goodness, look at these. Yes, they are making their way out. They have occupied the stage. Here we go. Oh my God. All right. Guys, look at these. Yes, they are making their way out. They have occupied the stage. Ruby, oh my God. All right, Ruby McAllister, here we go.

Take the space. Ruby McAllister is going to be preselected or trollable. Oh my God. The jacket comes off. The hat goes on. Ruby, now. Yes, yes. Make yourself at home. Give her the time. Let's give her the time. Okay, sorry. Make yourself at home. Give her the time.

Let's give her the time. Okay, sorry. I'm from California. Kill me. Ruby, is it going to be pre-selected or trollable? Pre-select. Okay, this is Ruby McAllister's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts.

Okay, wait, wait. Hold on. Her time starts. I love my card. Now. I don't think so, honey. Boots with really bad silhouettes when they are looking. You're looking at them from the side.

Don't get at me. And you have fucking thigh-high boots. You're looking sexy as shit. And I look down and you look like a fucking Wallace and Gromit character. Look at your shoes. Do they have a strong toe? I don't think so, honey. Do they have a strong sole?

I don't think so, honey. 30 seconds. What the fuck do you think shoes are? They're about the silhouette. If it doesn't look good on the motherfucking side, take the shoes off. It doesn't matter what they're made of. It doesn't matter where you got them.

If it's not a strong shoe, bitch, you're not gonna take over the world. It's our time, ladies. Get those shoes on. It might be November with a tube sock and a fucking mule. Do it. I don't think so, honey.

Shoes with bad silhouettes from the side. That's one minute. Ruby McAllister. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. We are lost. We are dead. And now,

Courtney McGinnis. Courtney. Oh my god. Oh boy. What's it gonna be? Pre-selected or trollable? Pre-selected Okay, this is Courtney McGinnis's

I Don't Think So Honey Her time starts now I don't think so honey People who say How can you like Britney Spears? She doesn't even sing Oh Oh

I'm about to go off First of all Britney Spears is not even a musician She's transcended that She's an icon Read a fucking book Go off. First of all, Britney Spears is not even a musician. She's transcended that. She's an icon. Read a fucking book. All right?

Britney Spears is more important than her music. We've all been on a fucking journey with Britney, okay? Yes. I first saw Britney Spears at the 1999 VMAs, which she performed with NSYNC. Hit me, baby. One more time. Thank you, guys. 30 seconds.

I was 11 years old, and I was growing humongous tits. Not only did Britney Spears teach me to shake them, she taught me to say, oh, am I being sexy right now? Well, I'm doing it. In 2006, when Britney was having a breakdown, I moved to New York City. And when Britney shaved her head, I was like, bitch, I moved to New York City. And when Britney shaved her head, I was like, bitch, I get it.

I fucking love Britney Spears. And now I feel Britney. She has given me an excuse to go to Las Vegas with my fucking gaze. All right? Thank you. And that's one minute. Courtney McGinnis.

You respect Britney Spears. As Dave Mozzoni once said, she raised you. She raised you. Courtney raised you. Please welcome Alyssa Stradora. Alyssa Stradora. I love this look. This fashion.

Yes, the hat. Yes, yes. Come on. Alyssa. Alyssa, what's it going to be? Oh, my God. What's it going to be? What do we think? Oh, oh, oh. What's it going to be? What do we think?

Is it the bull? Is it the pre-select? It's a pre-select. Okay. This is Alyssa Stanoz. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

The bathroom of a heterosexual male apartment. When I'm hovering over the toilet like it's a public restroom because it's so unclean it looks like 30 people have traipsed in there over the evening. Why the bottom of the shower curtain totally black? Buy a new shower curtain. I'll buy you a new shower curtain. Jesus. I don't you a new shower curtain. Jesus. I don't think so, honey.

When my beautiful little feet are walking barefoot on the floor and I feel the crumbs. And I feel the hair. 15 seconds. Oh, my God. Why your sheets got to be dark brown so your cum stains are visible? Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. The bathroom of hell, blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah. I got one minute. Alyssa, sit down. Oh, my God. Wow. That black on the bottom of the shower curtain, that's disgusting. Come on. Truth teller. Guys, please welcome to the stage

the mic sonya come on sonya yes sonya um i am going to be doing a pre-selected yes very well we love that sonya denise i don't think so honey her time starts now i don't think so honey hollywood So, honey, Hollywood trying to reintroduce Mel Gibson as if he isn't a racist. Yes! That's not good, Nissa. Homophobic piece of shit! Daddy's home, too? No, fuck you. Was there no one else? Are there no other older millennial? Millennial?

No. Mature, mediocre men? What's Jerry Stiller doing? Is he dead yet? No. Has he ever said the N-word or said that all Jews created every war? No, he has not. Fuck you.

30 seconds. And if someone wants to create a new Lethal Weapon 5, who the fuck is asking for that? Please raise your hand so I can murder you with my bare fucking hands. No disrespect to Danny Glover, who is a legend, but fuck that movie franchise. Danny, 15 seconds. Jet Li is the best part of that fucking movie franchise, okay? And all these people like Robert Downey and like, forgive him. He's apologized.

That bitch has never apologized. Fuck Mel Gibson and fuck you if you like one of his movies. The Beaver, fuck that. That's what I mean. Fuck Mel Gibson forever. Sonia Jolie. Sonia. Selene, I mean. That's what I mean. First male dancer ever. Sonia Jini. Sonia. Slain you all.

Oh my God. Slain you all. Wow. And now, please welcome Sandy Honig. Come on. Sandy, this classic. The pattern. The pattern.

Talk about a silhouette. Look at the silhouette. Yes, the silhouette. Oh my God. Thank you. A Chelsea boot with a good silhouette. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. a silhouette. Look at the silhouette. Yes, the silhouette. Oh, my God. Thank you. A Chelsea boot with a good silhouette. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is Sandy Honig's I Don't Think So. Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. All right, so what? Is it the bull or is it a pre-select? It's a pre-select. Okay, this is Sandy Honig's I Don't Think So, Honey. Time starts now. I need audience participation, okay?

I Don't Think So, Honey to this. Okay, ready? Sweet Caroline. Uh- honey. Time starts now. I need audience participation, okay? I don't think so, honey, to this. Okay, ready? Sweet Caroline. Uh-oh. I don't think so, honey! Fuck you! Shut the fuck up! The song is fine as it is!

Leave it alone. Are you for real? Get a hobby. Oh, my God. Is that really the only thing bringing pleasure to your life? Ba, ba, ba. I don't think so, honey. 30 seconds.

I'm at a wedding, and I'm just trying to dance with my friends, and you're up in here. Listen, when the Rascal Flatts wrote that song, do you think they knew exactly how many words to put in it? And it starts early, okay? You know the kids, and they go, they go, okay, at a birthday party, it starts young, the kids go, happy birthday, cha-cha-cha, shut the fuck up!

Oh my God! The kids that say cha-cha-cha, they grow up to say ba-ba-ba, and if your son, if your child says, says cha-cha-cha, you send him to Guantanamo. That's one minute. I don't think so. Give it up for this group.

Rumi McCullough, Courtney McGinnis, Alyssa Stanoa, Sonia Denis, and Sandy Honig. Oh, my God. Wow. Neil Diamond of the Rascal Flats. When the Rascal Flats wrote that song, they knew exactly how many words they wanted. That was... Guys, thank you so much for sticking with us through this entire night. This is the culmination.

This is the last group. Everyone, please welcome to the stage Caroline Martin! Chelsea Clark! Brandon Scott Jones! Natasha Vayne Black! And, you must, Mike Kelton! You must! Clark. Brandon Scott Jones. Natasha Vaneblatt. And you must, Mike Kelton. You must.

Wow. Legends all. Yusupi Torko is on the stage. Legends all. Legends all, truly. First up, Caroline Martin. Caroline Martin, here we go. Legends all.

Hello. Hello. I'm going to do pre-select. Pre-selected. I love that. Pre-select. Thank you so much. Caroline.

Caroline Martins, I don't think so. Anyhow, time starts now. Thank you so much. Before I get into it, I want you to know that I identify as an African-American woman. Okay? So keep that in mind. I don't think so, honey. A lady who, after I introduce myself, she says,

oh, we've already met. What, Karen? Karen, what? And you know it's coming from a Karen. Okay? All right? Karen, no. I don't remember that conversation you forced me to have

at that diabetes commercial. Okay? I don't remember. Karen, I hate you. I don't think so, honey. 30 seconds. Oh, thank you. Here's another thing about Karen.

Karen doesn't deal with racism all the time. You know what I mean? So sometimes you black out on names. Okay? Yeah. Yeah, and I think that I'm being brave in a moment when I look at your face and it looks like something I know, but I'm not sure.

And I say, you know what? I'm going to put myself out there and say, girlfriend, my name's Caroline. What's your name? And if you come at me, I'll punch you in the vag. And that's one minute. Thank you. Caroline Martin.

Thank you so much. I hate that. I loved that approach. Loved it. Oh my God. Thank you. Caroline Martin. Thank you so much. I hate that. I loved that approach. Loved it. Oh my God. Okay, here we go. I love. Everyone, please welcome Chelsea Clark.

Chelsea. Chelsea Clark. Chelsea, this look. I'm doing pre-selected. Pre-selected. Chelsea Clark's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey,

and stay with me on this. The stuff at Barnes and Noble you can buy that's not books I know it's a dying industry I know times are tough you have to respect yourself more than this calligraphy sets fucking weave your own

spirit bracelet, fucking Game of Thrones letter opener. Kill yourself. 30 seconds. Kill yourself with that. A golden snitch for your desk. I love Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter.

Barnes & Noble needs to examine its relationship with Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter. Barnes & Noble needs to examine its relationship with Harry Potter. It is too much. And Godiva everywhere. Five seconds. There has been a bad deal for Barnes & Noble with Godiva. All of your journals look like

props from a movie about an evil journal. That's one minute. Chelsea Clark. Game of Thrones letter opener. Okay. Guys. And now, two-time canceler on this show. He is finally here.

It's Brandon Skudjoe. Brandon. Look at this look. I love this look. Oh, thank you very much. I can't stay. I'm sorry. No! I'm just kidding. I'm joking. Okay. I'm doing a pre-select. Okay, great. Here we go.

This is BSJ's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, Margot Robbie. Who think so, honey. Margot Robbie. Who are you? Where did you come from? And what the fuck are you doing? Tanya Harding should have been played

by me. No, I felt this way before. I have felt this way before with Sarah Paulson and Marcia Clark, but I am willing to admit now that she did a better job than I did. I would have done. However, I've seen the trailer, Margo. I don't know what the hell's going on up there.

And if you want to see somebody play a woman terrified of better looking competition. You're looking at her. She right here. Oh my God. All right. Five seconds.

Oh my God. Well, you know what? I don't think so, honey. Margot Robbie, you ain't Tanya. I Tanya. I Tanya. That's one minute. Oh my God.

Beautiful. What a Oh, my God. Beautiful. What a revelation. Thank God. All right, everyone, please welcome Natasha Vaynblad. Oh, hello. Natasha wears clothes. I'm wearing them very well. Natasha wears clothes.

Natasha wears clothes. Follow. Each bunny has a little tail. Oh, my God. I love that about them. All right, so listen. Follow. Each bunny has a little tail. Oh my God, I love that about them. All right, so listen. Okay. Are we doing a pre-sliced

or are we doing the troll bowl? I'm gonna, I guess I'll let the crowd decide. Oh, you know what they'll say. Troll. We want troll. We want troll. I was gonna talk about farting in bed.

Okay? Yeah. Okay, great. All right. I don't think so, honey. Top in bed. Okay? Yeah. Okay, great. All right. Your I Don't Think So Honey topic is... Yeah? Volleyball. Okay.

Natasha Bane, but I Don't Think So Honey. Time starts now. Okay. I Don't Think So Honey Volleyball. Okay? You know what? It hurts your wrists. Okay?

Yeah, because if you're a woman With teeny tiny Maybe childlike wrists Okay It's very difficult On top of that Who cares about Team sports anymore Right

I don't think so honey Be an individual Okay I don't think so honey High school Right Isn't that where Everyone plays volleyball

Let's forget about Volleyball post high school although I do think if it's like a female volleyball sport I think it's great that women are together I do think that

but I guess like I don't think so volleyball also what are the points I don't know yeah I've never learned

about volleyball in my life you know what though my friend Alina and her dad they had difficult times and they got together for their love of volleyball. That's great.

Okay, so, but I don't think so, honey. If you don't have dad issues that you have to work out. That's one minute. Thank you. Natasha Van Black. Natasha Van Black. Thank you. And now, our evening's closer.

Everyone, please, you must give a warm welcome to Mike Kelton. Yes, honey. Yes, honey. Mike Kelton. Mike. Mike. Okay. What's it going to be?

So I had a preselected, and then I was going to do Salad Bowl. But then, while watching the show, I have a new preselected. Oh, my gosh. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Alright, give him a chance. Give him a chance. This is Mike. Why did you really want

this like a preselected role? No, no, no. We want to hear what you have. We want to hear what you have. This is Mike Helton's I don't think so honey time starts now. I don't think so honey

people that shame other people for believing in astrology. Go the fuck home you want to know what religion religion yeah yeah yeah religion God created man and woman and earth what was here before man woman and earth the fucking

stars okay if I want to have a moment with my fucking salad on lunch reading about what's going to happen on Friday I should be able to have that okay 30 second if you don't believe in astrology you're probably a fucking Taurus and read about it your life will get better I promise there's an astrologer Kelly Rosano on YouTube literally I follow her day by day by day and my life is going great right now. 15 seconds.

Astrology is real. You know why? Because the moon and the universe controls the water, which controls the blood in our bodies, okay? Because we're all magnets, and guess what? Nothing is real! And that's one minute. Thank you!

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