Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 5" LIVE FROM LA (Part One)

Episode Date: July 4, 2018

The first ever "I Don't Think So, Honey!" Live from LA is here! 50 comedians take one minute each to go off on culture. Part One featuring Rae Sanni, Alison Rich, Jeremy Beiler, Andrew Law, D’Arcy Carden, Sudi Green, Fran Gillespie, Dave Mizzoni, Greta Titelman, Tim Murray, Jaboukie Young-White, Aly Dixon, Janie Stolar, Reed Brice, Rekha Shankar, Haley Hepworth, Billy Domineau, Mike Spence, Andrew Farmer, Emily Schmidt, Ira Madison III, Charles Rogers, Jordan Firstman, Teresa Lee, Daniel Webb. Plus, the presentation of the Las Culturistas Icon Award to Guy Branum.Recorded Live at the Echoplex in LA!---LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASTforeverdogpodcasts.com/las-culturistas  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I know, it's really happening Her smile in your fantasies I know, it's all here in my heart saying let me be your star Flashback to a girl with a song in her heart Matt Rogers No! She's waiting to start the adventure Give it up for Smash! The fire and crime that make dreams come alive. They fill her soul. She's in control.

Come on! The trauma, the laughter, the tears, just like pearls. Well, they're all in this girl's repertoire. It's all for the taking, and its magic will be making. Let me be your star. We're going to sing together now. I'll just have to forget the hurt that came before Forget what used to be

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How are we doing? Good. Oh my god, can you believe? We're so glad you're doing alright. Whose first Broadway experience was that? Yeah. Wow. Some hands, some hands.

Wow, Some hands. Wow. Everyone, welcome to Lost Culture is just live. I don't think so, honey. Give it up if you listen to the podcast. Do you listen to the podcast? Okay, cool. And give it up if you don't know what the fuck that was or this is.

Welcome. Welcome, y'all. We hope you still enjoyed it. Wow. This is fun. This is very fun. We're very much New York people. There are a lot of differences between Los Angeles and New York. Yes. The Lyft drivers are all very chatty.

Oh, my God. They want to talk to you. I heard all about someone's uncle who moved to the South, and I was like, oh, my God. I'm like half in this conversation, but I know all about someone's uncle who moved to the south and I was like oh my god I'm like half in this conversation but I know all about his life but there's nothing I could do about it I don't know what you guys don't have in LA are city MDs

so clap if you know what city MD is in New York do they not have that in Los Angeles? I don't know if it's New York specific, but CityMD, for those of you who don't know, is a fast, casual, painkiller restaurant. And they have a chain of it in New York. It's fun. Do you know what I'm noticing right now?

What? It is so fucking hot under these lights. Is it hot out there? Is it hot? Good, bitch. All right, remove layers of clothing. I can't, although I was really very concerned about sweating through my new white button down,

and now I guess I can just commit to sweating, right? Sure, sure. Yikes, yikes. Yikes. Okay, so we should say something. Yeah. We created a new catchphrase. Matt, take it away. So you know how people usually say yes? we created a new catchphrase Matt

take it away so you know how people usually say yes you guys familiar you guys familiar with the yes and the opposite of that is no alright so now instead of yes everyone says yaks

with an x and then if you want to get real funky and dangerous with it you can say yaks of corks. Yeah. Yaks of corks. Just a fun thing for you guys if you want to try it. Yaks of corks.

Try it. Yas has sort of run its course. Yas is done. Now it's yaks. Hit the E and hit the X. I don't know. Guys, just to be totally transparent, we're trying to make the most of our time in LA. We're trying to

create culture. Do you know what I'm saying? We're trying to put stuff into the zeitgeist. Matt wrote a new Pride anthem that I think really has legs. Who did stuff for Pride this weekend? Yeah, we did stuff.

We didn't do anything. We were supposed to go to the parade, but then we ended up in a coffee shop fighting with them because they wouldn't get us our order, and also they had no Wi-Fi. Where did we end up? Okay, so we started at Go Get Em, Tiger.

Lovely place. Yaks, of course. Yaks, of course Tiger. Lovely place. Yaks, of course. Yaks, of course. We know that. Yaks, of course. Lovely place. They did not have Wi-Fi. They got my order wrong. I don't know, you guys. It's, um, y'all. It's not like... He just said

y'all instead of you guys because we're trying to eliminate you guys. You guys is cancelled. We're being inclusive. You guys is cancelled. Now we say y'all. So anyway, but then we went to Cafe Vita. Yes, it does deserve applause. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Growth deserves applause.

Sure. We went to Cafe Vita. We worked on some writing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really boring. But we did take in some culture while we were here. We went to go see Ocean's 8.

Yes. Yes. We liked it. Very much. Very much. Very much. We're watching the lines pour outside the vista for Hereditary.

That's fun. But Matt, I think you should share with everyone your Pride anthem. Oh, do you want to know the new gay anthem? Yeah.

Okay, so who is on a text chain with their friends? Who feels that sometimes they can read from their friends that they're being passive-aggressive? Okay, so I feel like that happens a lot during Pride, which is supposed to be like a weekend for all of us to get together and have fun. But it's really a weekend where we can all get together

and be mean to each other. And so I wrote a little bit of a song based on my own experience. Can everyone just go like... Yes. Get real gay in your foot. Be a bitch to your friends! Be a bitch to your friends!

This pride! Alienate all your closest friends by being a bitch to them. Oh, oh, shake your bitchy ass. Ay, ay, shake your bitchy face. Ay, ay, shake your bitchy dick. Ay, ay, shake it all around. Ay, be a bitch to your friends this pride. Wow.

So there we go. There's truth to it. That's why it resonates. There's a lot of truth there. Yeah. Well, we just thought we'd share that. Did anyone film it? No one? So there we go. There's truth to it. There's a lot of truth there. Did anyone film it? No one? I don't want to do it again, but if anyone filmed it,

they could post it. Wow. Look, I mean... It has viral potential, is all I'm saying. It did okay this weekend. It did okay. It hit 10K on Twitter. Oh well, I'm saying. Right, right. It did okay this weekend. It did okay. It hit 10K on Twitter. Oh, well, I'm not bragging.

Which is, um... I'm sitting next to someone who got, like, almost a million hits on their Tyra Banks lip sync. Oh, my God. Did you see that Tyra responded? Yes!

She was like, I mean, dot, dot, dot, genius. Yeah, and then she probably, um, went on to, like, I don't know,

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Tyra. Tyra's a contender. She's a contender for next on the list. So, you know, we could turn this into an I Don't Think So Honey. Who here is familiar with what an I Don't Think So Honey is? Yeah. So an I Don't Think So Honey. Who here is familiar with what an I Don't Think So Honey is? Yeah. So an I Don't Think So Honey is a segment. By the way, thank you guys so much for coming.

This is really cool. Oh my God. Like, thank you so much. So I Don't Think So Honey is a segment on our podcast where we take one minute to rail against something in culture that we just don't like. We want to talk about it for one minute hard. Yeah.

For those of you who are unfamiliar, we will, Matt and I will exemplify what an I Don't Think So Honey is ourselves before we bring in our fantastic guests. Matt, is it time? I think it's time, but before we do this, I just want to introduce the Troll Bowl to you. I'm going to introduce or intro what it is to do a prepared I Don't Think So Honey, and then Bowen is going to pick or intro what it is to do a prepared I don't think so, honey. And then Bowen is going to pick from the troll bowl.

And this is a bunch of topics that are pretty difficult to go negative on. But we've put them in here. And brave souls that choose to pick from the troll bowl must go negative on these things for one minute. So past items in the troll bowl have included Princess Diana. Julie Andrews. David Bowie. Yeah, you know. Sasha and Malia.

You're probably asking, does it matter if they're children or dead? No. It doesn't. If our performers select from the Trouble, they must go negative. You must. I've done the cop-out thing where I think one time I drew Sarah Paulson

and I crafted my I don't think so, I framed it as a, I don't think so honey Sarah, you should be working more. No, he was like, you're one of our finest actresses and I was like,

that's not, I don't think so honey. That's not, I don't think so honey. So you have to go negative, full stop, full brunch. You will see what that is

in just a second. First, I think, let's bring up my co-host, my best friend, Matt Rodgers, for an I Don't Think So. I want to give it up for Matt. Okay. I prepared a Neil Patrick Harris topic for weeks, or like days, and now I have this one to do right now. This is Matt Rodgers' I Don't Think So, Honey.

His time starts now. I don't think so honey, everyone who's trying to get me to see Hereditary. I fucking I do not like scary movies. And I don't like scary, and then don't tell me there's no jump scares, it's not scary. Every review has said it is

the scariest movie of all time. If I want to see Toni Collette slay, I will watch Connie and Carla. And if you haven't seen Connie and Carla, I don't think so, honey. Also, I just want to tell you, I have watched horror movies.

It's called The Sixth Sense, and I did support Toni Collette. I just happened to watch only one scene in that movie, and of course that scene was, I want to make my mother proud. So do not tell me that I don't support Toni Collette. Also, if you make the mistake, bitch, of asking me to come see Hereditary with you, I'll tell you what's going to happen.

I lose control over my limbs when I get scared, and you'll get punched in your fucking stupid face. I do like to go to haunted houses, because if something's scary, I can run away. But in a movie theater I can't move. So I don't think so honey. And that's one minute! Great. That was good. That felt good.

That was good. Okay. My turn. And now it's Bo and Yang. Alright. And I am going to be exemplifying a troll ball draw. So what will happen is our I don't think so honey-ers will come up to the stage and we'll say we'll give a pre-selected topic or a troll bowl. And Bowen has selected the troll bowl.

And now here we go. Oh my God. Bowen Yang. Do you have the timer ready? Yes, I do. I can't believe what I just picked out. This is fucking insane. Oh my God.

Bowen Yang, your I don't Think So Honey topic is Sandra Oh. And your time... One of his favorite people in the world. One of his favorite people in the world. This is gonna be really sad to watch, and your time starts right now. I Don't Think

So Honey, Sandra Oh. How dare you play Evelyn Lau, a Chinese Really sad to watch. And your time starts right now. I don't think so, honey. Sandra Oh, how dare you play Evelyn Lau, a Chinese person. I cannot do this. Oh, my God. This fucking sucks. Sandra Oh, God, fuck you for leaving Grey's Anatomy. Because you know why? Unwatchable after you left.

This is exactly what you can't do. For you to leave the show with the line he's not the son you are is truly wild i mean it was the precursor to this is us the reason why we had 30 seconds us was because sandra oh was fucking cloying as hell on gray's anatomy fuck you sandra how dare you you may be merrill level but i don't think youeryl level but I don't think you should be I don't think you should be fuck you Sandro for taking this long to get a role like Eve Palastri on

Killing Eve co-starring Kirby Halibut who we'll see later wow Sandro you bitch I fucking hate you. That's one minute. You suck. Unreal.

I can't believe. That was, not being hyperbolic, the hardest thing I've ever done. That was excruciating to watch. Oh my God. Do you know what? Do you guys want to know something? In order for me to pass

in middle school, people would ask, well, who was your celebrity crush? I would go, Sandra Oh. And under the Tuscan sun, she plays the lesbian

and that's hot. Disgusting. You know who I used to say? This is so fucking stupid. I used to say, Christiana Loken. Does anyone to say Christiana Loken. Does anyone know who Christiana Loken is? She played the Terminatrix

in that shitty 8th Terminator sequel. And my Spanish teacher was like, how do you know who that is? Who is that? And I was like, I don't know. I saw her on a website. And my Spanish teacher, Senorita Ford, looked at me like I was the scum of the earth because I was

in that moment. I said, I don't know. That's what Long Island does to you. It cranks out Spanish teachers named Senorita Ford. Guys, who's ready to see some I Don't Think So Honest from our guests? Yes, come on.

Here's how it's going to go. We're going to bring out five groups of five, then we're going to have an intermission going to go. We're going to bring out five groups of five. Then we're going to have an intermission. And then you're going to see the second five group of five. Are you guys ready? Woo! All right. This first group, and all the groups have names.

This first group is called iBloom. Please welcome to the stage, Ray Sadie. Yes! I haven't seen you yet! Hi! Welcome to the stage, Allison Rich! Welcome to the stage, Jeremy Byler! And give it up for Andrew Law!

And please give it up, oh my god, they brought these out for us, it's that bad, isn't it? Please give it up for Darcy Carden! Oh my god, they brought these out for us. It's that bad, isn't it? Please give it up for Darcy Carden! Oh my god. Alright, we're going to be asking all of our performers as they take the mic, will they be doing a prepared I Don't Think So Honey or Draw From The Trouble? First up is Rae Sani. Yes, Rae!

Hi, Rae! Rae has competed in Coach War and I Don't Think So Honey. She is a veteran I Don't Think So Honey. What are we thinking? I thought I was going to do is a veteran. I don't think so honey. What are we thinking? I thought I was going to do trope roll but I saw a boy on the way here. Okay. And so I'm going to

This is the spur of the moment. I don't think so honey. This is Ray Soundys. I don't think so honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Wiggas. You know who I'm talking about.

The white boy in the room who want to act like he ain't the white boy in the room. You know who I'm talking about. Channing Tatum. Chad Hayes. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I do think so.

I used to love them. I love a wigger. I do. I do. The issue is that I'm trying to give you up, but you keep showing up. 30 seconds. Stop. Stop.

Please. Please. Please. I tried to quit y'all because it's Trump era. You don't know what you're going to get. You go home to some dude's house. His mama calls you a nigga for real. And then you don't know what to do.

So I try to give you up. 15 seconds. I wash claws and roller shoulder. And now I don't know what to do. So I try to give you up. And then I watch Claws and Roller showed up. And now I don't know what to do. Leave me alone! Five seconds. Bring it home.

No wiggers. And that's why you made it! Race on, everybody! Next up, welcome Allison Rich! Take that jacket off! Allison! Hi, guys! Hello! welcome Allison Rich. Take that jacket off. Allison. Hi, guys.

Oh, my God. Hello. And Allison Rich, what are we thinking? Are we thinking we're diving into the troll bowl, or do we have a pre-selected topic? We're going to troll bowl. Oh, baby. I love it.

Troll bowl early and often. We're getting real hot real early. I'm ready to be mad at nothing. Your I Don't Think So Honey topic, Alison Rich, is Terry Hatcher. And your time starts now. I don't think so honey, Terry Hatcher, a.k.a. TV's Lois Lane. Do you know you went on to do Desperate Housewives and have a totally fine career. Meanwhile, Dean Cain is slinging couches and

rifles last I checked. Respect Dean Cain. Yes. She's aging pretty well. And Dean Cain is over there blowing up. He is packing on the pounds and I think he was one of our most beautiful supermans.

30 seconds. Let's see. Terry Hatcher. You're kind of like a young cruella deville i oh i hate that it's it's not about looks you're um you're you're you're a fine actress and you probably have so much money 15 seconds let's see uh your name rhymes with carrie patcher um and uh five seconds come hard i'm gonna go back to that cruella deville thing with Carrie Patcher. Five seconds, come on. I'm going to go back to that Cruella DeVille thing. You look like a young

Cruella DeVille thing. You so much. And that's one minute. Carrie Hatcher, you young Cruella DeVille. Alison Rich, everybody. It's the vibe. The vibe is Cruella.

Jeremy Byler. She has a Cruella DeVille and here's Jeremy Byler. Jeremy Byler, everybody. Jeremy. Talk to us. I've preselected mine. Also inspired by the ride here. Okay Beiler, everybody. Jeremy. Talk to us. I've preselected mine. Also inspired by the ride here.

Okay. Wow. Interesting. This is Jeremy Beiler's I Don't Think So, Honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Sexy motorcycle hunks. Leaving in and out of traffic.

Honey, you are the dream of your parents. Yes. Okay, honey, this world needs you. You have gifts to share. Don't drive like this, honey. I know there's a lot of traffic. I know you're late for Equinox or whatever. Or like running front of house at a Greek restaurant.

Whatever you do. But honey, I need you to take a deep ass breath. I need you to look into that little rear view mirror and say to that face, I value you. 15 seconds. You will not die today. And honey, I need you to say, there is simply not enough clearance in this

situation five seconds playing with inches here honey I don't think so hunty value your life at least for your parents motorcycle huh that's gorgeous I got emotional here we go it's time for Andrew Law. Andrew. Oh my gosh. Andrew, what's it going to be? What do you think? Pre-selected.

Pre-selected. God bless you. And this is Andrew Law's I Don't Think So Honey's Time Starts Now. I Don't Think So Honey The Kerning on Kendrick Lamar's

Damn Album. No! Okay. For those of you who don't know what kerning is, it is the spacing between letters, bitch. And the D and the A are too close together.

Listen, am I listening to Damn by Kendrick Lamar or Dumb by Kendrick Lamar? I can't tell because it's a serif font and it's hard to read. 30 seconds. We love times, okay? We love times. We love a plain spoken font. But maybe not for an album cover. Give me Ariel.

Give me Garamond. Give me an ironic use of papyrus. But why? Why times in red, curled like that? And then, okay, on the merch, it's not

da-am-nuh. It not da-am-nuh. It's da-am-nuh. There's a larger space between the D and the A. Okay, just give me damn. I just want damn. Just one minute, everyone. Andrew Law. Damn, damn.

Oh, my God. Typography expert, Andrew Law. Andrew Law, damn. And now, to close out this group of iBloom, please welcome Darcy Carden. Darcy! We salute you, bitch. Darcy, what's it gonna be?

I think I know. Yeks. Yeks! Yeks, of course. Yeks, of course I'm gonna do pre-selection. Oh, there you go. Pre-selection, of course you are. This is Darcy Carden's I don't think so, honey.

Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The fact that this show right now is being recorded into podcast voice. I don't think so. Thank you so much, Bo and Yang, but I actually don't think so. I don't think I'm going to talk shit

about someone or something and then have somebody driving to work on whatever fucking day this podcast comes out and have them hear me talking shit about someone and that's forever. I don't think so, but honestly, Matt Rogers, thank you so much, honey. Here's the thing. If you want to hear which actress's Instagram stories I hate watch every fucking day, 15 seconds. you can buy me a drink.

But guess what? Guess what, bitch? If you buy me a drink, I'm probably not going to take it because I don't know you. Five seconds. Five seconds. I pretty much only talk shit

with my sister and my husband and my friend, Jen. That's one minute. Thank God. And that's Darcy Card and everybody. Oh, God bless. Oh, my God. Give it up for our next group.

They are called Tonight It's Just Family. Please give it up for Sudie Green. Give it up for Fran Gillespie Give it up for our sister Dave Mazzoni And give it up for fashion icon Greta Teitelman And brace for impact honey, it's Tim Murray

Tim, baby Yes, looks. Okay. So here we go. Tonight, it's just family. And we have to start out with Miss Sudie Green. Sudie. Sudie, are we doing a pre-selected topic or are we diving into the troll bowl?

We are doing pre-select, baby. This is Sudie Green's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey dogs and the people who love them. Okay? You have to go home early to take care of your dog. Bitch, I feel bad for you. Get a baby.

Okay? You have to spend money on doggy daycare and medical appointments. Bitch, get a baby. Okay? You have something that you love, but every time you talk about it to me, you're complaining, bitch, get a baby. Okay? Dogs don't love you.

They love you because you feed them, okay? They're stupid. Saddam Hussein's dogs loved him. Okay? They don't fucking know. Fur babies. Listen to yourself and then kill yourself and then get a fucking baby. 15 seconds.

And also the worst fucking thing of this all. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us?

I am disgusted. Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+.

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I'm Persian. We don't have dogs. We have rugs. I don't think so, honey. I'm Persian. We don't have dogs. We have rugs. I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute. She said she was going to make enemies. And she did. And now Fran Gillespie.

Fran. Fran. What will we do? A pre-sliced topic? I'm going troll ball baby Yes God Okay I pick a good one

Here we go Okay Fran Gillespie Your I don't think so honey topic Is Hillary Duff And your time starts now I don't think so Hillary Duff I'm gonna say things that Darcy now starts now. I don't think so, Hillary. Duh.

I'm gonna say things that Darcy now has made me feel self-conscious about saying. But, okay. You're pregnant with another kid. I don't give a fuck. Who is the boyfriend or husband? Also, no one cares. The first husband, Mike Comrie, the

hockey player, no one gives a fuck. Wow, yeah. But you're killing it on Younger. 30 seconds. Nobody watches it. She got a sister, Haley, nobody cares about. She's trying the line of what am I doing and who cares and why.

She's been around forever, but, hmm, don't know what she's been up to. A constant paycheck, but yet a question mark remains. Why is there the longevity of Hilary Duff, but she's a woman that's getting work and that's good. And that's one minute! And that's one minute. What a good button. We celebrate her.

We say, I don't think so, honey. But we celebrate her. We celebrate. And now we celebrate Dave Mazzoni, everybody. Brilliant. Dave. Dave Mazzoni, yes, put those bitchy glasses on. Do I look mean?

Stupid bitch. Dua Lipa. He's so mean. Can I have a dessert menu? Welcome to the stage, Dua Lipa. Dua Lipa is's so mean Can I have a dessert menu? Welcome to the stage Dua Lipa Dua Lipa is with us Alright Dave

Are we gonna do a pre-selected topic or the trouble? I have a pre-selected topic Okay Okay bitch This is Dave Vizzotti's I Don't Think So Honey His time starts now I don't think so honey Westworld right now

Can I just say something? It is incredible I don't think so, honey. Westworld right now. Can I just say something? It is incredible. I have watched every single episode of this show and I have no idea where we are at. The other day I was eating some mac and cheese while watching. I went down in for a bite. They were on horseback. I came up.

We were in mid-century China. I don't understand. I'm just, I'm very dumb. And I watched this show because I don't want to think. I just want to see corsets and butts. So please give me a recap that's worthwhile. Why don't you take half the money

you spend on building an animatronic buffalo and put it towards a really amazing recap. I've been watching Claws with Niecy Nash and I am fully caught up, bitch. It is lit. And you know why? Because they got a recap, bitch. I am done with you, Westworld. I am too slow for this

and way too high. And that's why I made it. I agree. I'm too fucking high for Westworld all the time. Thank you, Dave. That's what really needed. I agree. I'm too fucking high for Westworld all the time. Thank you, Dave. That's what really needs to hear. And now everyone give it the fuck up for Greta Teitelman. Gag for the look.

Gag for the look. Look at the look. The pants with the shoes. Gag for the look. Greta, take a spin twirl, honey. Greta, what's it going to be? I've really been debating. Okay.

Yeah. Because I feel like I should do the bowl. Wow. What are you guys saying? But I also have a pre-selected, and I want to get my pre-selected or bowl. You're going to get bowl. Anytime you ask. Anytime you ask, they're going to bowl.

I don't know. This is a tough one. My pre-selected is about someone that told me to get that nut. This is grand entitlement, I don't think so, honey. And her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Tristan Thompson. Fake name, not actually him.

Telling me to get that nut. When we were making out as freshmen in college. Ew. No, wrong. You know what doesn't make me get that nut, Tristan? Rubbing my clit mediocre over a pair of Levi's that are cutoffs on a hot summer's day in Tucson, Arizona. You know what else doesn't make me get that nut?

30 seconds. The fact that you can't grow fucking facial hair and were raised evangelical in Southern California. You know what else doesn't make me get that nut? The fact that your dick is nowhere near my body and you are making out with me with a sloppy tongue that's gouging to the back of my throat, but lucky for you, I don't have a gag reflex. 15 seconds. floppy tongue that's gouging to the back of my throat, but lucky for you, I don't have a gag reflex.

I'm so sick of anyone telling me to get that nut, because I don't think so, honey. I'm not getting that nut from your tongue in my mouth. Put it on my pussy, bitch. One minute. Get a title, bitch. She knows what she wants. Now we all know how to get that nut.

A different way. And finally, please welcome stunt queen Tim Murray. We're going to find out what Sasha Velour has done to drag right now. I had a full bubble dress bubble wrap dress reveal but it's too fucking hot.

No! You've been robbed. Honestly, come to a colder show and you'll see Tim trivia. Tim, is it going to be prepared or troll boat? Prepared. Great.

Prepared. Tim Murray's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, Andy Cohen. Oh! I know I'm committing full career suicide right now.

Thanks, Darcy. And half of you probably work for him, but I will die for the gay rebellion. He sits in a chair and says mean, quippy things about people. Why is he getting paid to do that job and not me? He didn't even go to UCB. Do you know who did scrape their way up from the improv scene? 30 seconds.

Kathy Griffin. Wow. She was paying $1,600 for a Groundlings class while his producer ass was at Bravo greenlighting the real ladies of Massage Envy or some shit. 15 seconds. If I wanted to watch a gay guy be mean to women, I'd go to a Broadway chorus call, honey. Five seconds. I never want to see another late night host Who didn't scrape their way up from the comedy scene Replace Andy Cohen with Wanda Sykes

And watch what happens And that's it Tim Murray Give it up for this group Tonight it's Just Family Sudi Green Frank Gillespie Dave Mazzone Credit Title Man And Tim Murray. Give it up for this tribe tonight. It's Just Family, Suti Green, Frank Gillespie, Dave Mazzone,

Credit Title Man, and Tim Murray. Oh, bitch. Now on Andy Cohen's bad list. Oh, my God. Andy Cohen's bad list. Tim Murray. And we're going to bring up

our next group, y'all. This group is called Come Over. I'm Just Hanging Out. I'm going to shut up. Come over. Everyone, give it up for Jaboukie Young-Wai.

Jaboukie! Look at that. And give it up for Ally Dixon. Give it up for my girl, Janie Stolar. Janie! And give it up for Reed Bryce. And give it up for Rekha Shankar. Come on, Rekha. Come on, Rekha Shankar! Come on Rekha!

Come on Rekha. Alright. Alright, come over, I'm just hanging out. Come over, Jaboukie, come over, we're just hanging out. Take the mic, Jaboukie Young-White everybody. Jaboukie Young-White. What's it gonna be, preselected or troll built? I'm gonna do preselected because I don't know

any actors or actresses. Okay, wise choice then, Jaboukie. I just like refer to everyone as like, Oh Girl from Breaking Bad. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And a gun, anyway. And a gun. Anyway.

And a gun. Jaboukie Rangwhite, this is his I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey superhero movie. Oh, thank you. I don't think so. I'm sick of it. Honestly, I'm sick of it.

Superhero movies are just a personality placeholder for white dudes who wear flannel until they get into ipa oh that's all that shit is that's all that shit is i'm sick of it it's boring cgi makes me sleepy it makes me fall asleep people are starving and we spent millions of dollars to remove henry cavill's mustache 30 seconds that shit is crazy and i'm sick of all these people telling me like no i'm actually this one it's kind of like a sci-fi thriller comedy slapstick bitch i don't care i'm not gonna see it and also like we're getting a fucking joker movie like joker's origin story

is just some libertarian who didn't get enough up votes on Reddit. That's literally all that is. And if you're one of the people who cast these movies, I love superhero movies. I'm so into it. I think that we need a lot more queer representation in these movies. And that's one minute. Jaboukie and what? He loves those movies.

He loves them. Take a meeting with Jaboukie. Come on, why not? And now, here we go. Give it up for Ally Dixon. Ally. Yes. Toss the? And now here we go. Give it up for Allie Dixon. Allie. Yes. Toss it off.

Toss it off. This is personal. Okay, it's personal. So I'm going to guess it's pre-selected. Yeah, it's pre-selected. Thank you. Beautiful, Allie.

Okay. Oh, and her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who don't like my fucking dog. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, honey. Turf don't like my fucking dog. Oh, oh, oh, oh, honey. Turf war.

Okay, first of all, who hurt you? Second of all, how dare you, bitch? Why don't instead of you fucking looking at your goddamn phone screen, you look at my dog's fucking perfect eyes, bitch? Okay? My dog has the spirit and grace of Sir Ian McKellen. 30 seconds. And if you fucking hate my dog, you hate Sir Ian McKellen, and that is problematic, bitch, okay?

All right, and I want to say right now, if you're like, I'm so anti, I'm a cat person, fuck you, grow the fuck up. If I wanted to live with somebody who didn't look me in the eyes and gave me no physical affection, I'd go back to Boston with my family, honey, okay? Fuck you. And the last but not least. Five seconds.

Can you stand on your high legs and give a high five? Oh, you can? Well, guess what? My dog can too. He's not bragging about it, bitch. That's one minute. That's one minute. That's one minute. Yeah, fuck one, man! That's one!

Yeah, fuck you, Sooty Green. Who hurt you? We don't like you anymore, Sooty. We don't like you. We do like our next guest. Yes. J.D. Stoller! Jonah!

J.D.! Wow. J.D. Oh my gosh. Another veteran. What are we thinking? Another veteran. What are we doing?

We're leaning in and we're doing troll balls. That's right. Lean in. I'm going to go to the bottom. Lean in, bitch. Lean in, bitch. Everyone knows the best

is at the bottom. The heaviest. Okay. Sure. Okay. Okay. Janie Stolar, your I don't think so, honey

troll ball topic is the song and I am telling you I'm not going. And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The song I am telling you I'm not going. And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The song I'm telling you I'm not going because you're so hard to fucking sing

and I always have to. When I'm in the car at karaoke, at undates, I need to sing that song and it's so hard. And for even good singers, I'm sure it's difficult, right? It's so hard. Even even good singers I'm sure it's difficult, right? It's so hard.

Even good singers. It's hard. And it's a fact that the people who sing it there's like a bar that's this high. We're talking Titus Burgess in like, you know,

that cover. We're talking the Jennifers. 30 seconds. And list? A song shouldn't be like that. Let Fergie have a try. Yeah, let Fergie have a try. She'd have fun with it. Come on, bitch. songs shouldn't be like that. Let Fergie have a try. Yeah, let Fergie have a try.

She'd have fun with it. Come on, bitch, fuck you, the song, and I'm telling you I'm not going. 15 seconds. Also, other songs, take note, have iconic lead-ins with other songs, and you have to sing probably like 20 minutes to get there. Yeah.

The emotional arc is important, bitch. Five seconds. Five seconds, bring it home. Thank you! And that's one minute! J.D. Starr! J.D. Starr! You know, it's actually rule of culture number 103. Let Fergie have a try.

And now, everyone welcome Reed Bryce to the stage! Yes, Reed! Reed, what's it gonna to be? Do we know? Well, when you told me how to pick out my topic, you were just like, do something that makes you feel really fun to talk about.

Yeah. And so I'm really excited. I pre-selected. Okay, this is Reed Bryce's I Don't Think So Honey. Their time starts now. I don't think so honey cops at Pride. I don't think so honey cops at, but I only have a minute. So let honey. Cops at Pride. I don't think so, honey. Cops at...

But I don't... I only have a minute. So let's just do Cops at Pride. Okay. First of all, I don't know about you, but my idea of a perfect pride is not some fucked up

reverse version of The Purge where the cops have to give us shit about you one time a year. And remember that part of Stonewall where the police came and knocked Will Paul lightly at the door with flowers and condoms and candy I don't think so honey fuck oh my god And you Cisgender Rainbow capitalist Fagots Need to stop doing crunches

And harassing women out of gay bars And maybe remember for a second That our revolution Started with a police riot But read The cops are our pals now And they defend us from bad guys who are violent and aggressive against the queer community.

If that's true, here, give them this lead. It's a list of badge numbers. And that's one minute! Reed Bryce, everybody! Important, important. Chopping truths. Oh my god. And now, please welcome to the stage, our good Judy,

Rekha Shankar! She's family too from New York. She's family, she's family. We know her from New York. Rekha, what are we thinking, what are we thinking? I'm preselected. She's preselected. This is Rekha Shankar's I Don't Think So Honey.

Her time starts now. I don't think so honey, people who don't use cell phone cases. Okay. Do you think yourself a God? Do you think you are above dropping your phone on the concrete, on the train, in a pool, in the toilet, down an elevator shaft? You are not. You are scum like the rest of us, okay? You're dropping your phone all the fucking time. And if you're not. 30 seconds.

If you're not, if you're one of those people that's like, I don't drop my phone, then you are the least liked among your friends. You are the anal fucker in your friend group that's got the pristine fucking black iPhone X that's like, I will never drop this, and you are a pariah. So, lose the fucking arrogance and be humble and get a fucking

Otterbox, you assholes! I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute. That's how you do it Give it up for Come Over I'm Just Hanging Out Jaboukie M. White Allie Dixon Janie Stoller

Reed Bryce And Rekha Shankar I love it Wow that was a good one Let's keep going along This next group is Bowen's Improv Group from college Seriously they're all here Give it up for Dangerbox and Pride of NYU.

Haley Hepworth. Billy Domino. Mike Spence. Andrew Farmer. And Emily Schmidt. Wow. This is very college.

Okay, we're getting a photo, but you call up the first person. Alright, here we go. We're getting a photo, but you call up the first person. All right, here we go. We're getting a photo. Haley Hepworth to the mic. Haley, I'm so excited to see you. I know. You look great. Thank you.

You look really good, too. Anyway, what are you doing? What are we thinking? Pre-selected or troll bowl, babe? I'm going to do a pre-select. Okay. Here we go. Respect.

This is Haley Hepworth. I don't think so, honey. I'm going to do a preselect. Okay. We respect. This is Haley Hepworth and I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The movie tag. You're asking me to give a fat shit about Jeremy Renner?

I don't think so, honey. Your movie is about a group of straight male friends having fun together? That's not a premise. That's a threat. The cast of this movie looks like an improv troupe from 2009.

Ah! 30 seconds, slay! This group of middle-aged bros think that if they cluster together in a phalanx of mediocrity, we won't notice how boring they all are, but we notice! We notice. 15 seconds! And I'm told to be fine with it

because Isla Fisher is there in fuck-me heels and Hannibal Buress clearly has a mortgage to pay off. I don't think so, honey! Five seconds! My money will be going to Chesil Beach this weekend. Chesil Beach. Wow, Ailey Hempworth.

Her money will be going to Chesil Beach this weekend. Who knows what Chesil Beach is? Okay. Same. Guys, please give it up for Billy Domino with a notepad. Billy Domino with a little, it's a vague statement

of allyship on his t-shirt. Wow. Would you buy this shirt? Honestly, honest to God, I would. I would buy it. Open a merch store, Bill. Okay, so listen. Are we doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl? I respect the troll bowl, but the moment you told me about this event, there was a truth

that came to the top of my mind. Okay. It had to be. We respect that as well. This is Billy Domino's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Just because I'm straight, I have to drive the big red fire truck, beep beep. I know you're looking at me and saying, hey, there's a pile of het meat. Put him on top of the big flame wagon.

Honk, honk. And yeah, it's true. You do need a straight guy whose big strong muscle bones to drive the big red fire truck toot toot. And sometimes I will drive the big red fire truck because it's my God-given right being straight, hot, and loud.

Eww! But I don't think so, honey. Being forced to drive the big red fire truck every single day for a girl. Because sometimes I want to drive the train that goes to the factory choo-choo. Sometimes I want to drive the plane that takes the sick kids to the mall in heaven,

chirp-chirp. Sometimes I want to drive the army tank with the big guns because I have a straight-ass date with sports. And I need to impress Awooka. And I don't think so, honey, because what if you woke up one day and they said, Hey, you're straight. It's the BRFT or nothing else.

I am a strong, stupid, pussy-hugging machine. But I'm deserved by that motherfucking Jehovah, not really. And I will drive whatever horse I want to. And not just the big red fire truck. I don't think so, honey. Beep, beep. And that's one minute. Billy Domino, beep. And that's one minute. And that's one minute.

Billy Domino, everybody. You have infiltrated our space. Oh. He has colonized. He has colonized. Our space has been colonized throughout the record show. By this irreverent straight humor. Anyway, okay. For more of that, everyone welcome Mike Spence.

Mike. Also straight. Also straight. Very straight. An ally, though. A more of that, everyone welcome Mike Spence. Mike. Also straight. Also straight. Very straight. An ally, though. A big ally. Thank you. Mike, what's it going to be?

Trouble or preselection? As a basic straight who doesn't know who celebrities are, I'm very sorry, but I'm going to go troll bowl. Oh! Fake out. Subversion. Very queer. Make sure you have that while we get this.

Okay. Okay, okay. We'll move. Let's see okay okay you'll know this person Michael Spence

your I don't think so honey troll bowl topic is Kathy Bates and your time and your time starts now I don't think so honey Kathy Bates

I heard the accent you did on American Horror Story and it was strange at best people said that it was very much like Baltimore, but a part of Baltimore that no one goes to, but I don't think so, honey, because if no one goes there,

why do I have to hear it back to me? Keep that in your back roads where I don't have to hear it. And I don't think so, honey, Kathy Bates. You broke a man's legs once. We all remember it. We all saw it. You had a big speech about hobbing, hobbling, hobbling.

Good, and I don't think so, honey, about that. Circling back around to that Baltimore accent. Not going to give that one up, honey. You want me to, but I won't. I have a very hard time thinking so, honey, that you just went to Baltimore, went to a cheesesteak place, and heard a hoagie, and you were like, oh, I'm going to center a character around that? Five seconds.

I don't think so, honey, Kathy Bates. That's not how we work. And that's one minute. Very good. Very good. Very good. Mike Spence. You read her for the only readable thing, really.

Really, chief. He found it. It's the only bad thing she's ever done. It's a heavily referenced Ryan Murphy work. It's commendable. It's very queer. Very queer of you. Ally!

And next up, we have Andrew Farber! Andrew Farber! Hello! Andrew! Okay, so... I was straight in college, but now I straight up have a husband. Yes! It's true.

It's true. Made it all the way through NYU. Very straight. And now, husband. There you go. Made it all the way through NYU. Very straight. And now husband. There you go. So what are we thinking, Andrew? You're full of surprises. Here's the thing.

I'm very tempted to do the bowl, but I'm literally quaking with fear over my preselected thing because I feel like it's going to end some friendships. Okay, good. I want that then. All right. You can't not do it.

We want that. We want to get real messy. All right, so Andrew Farmer, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey Halo Top Ice Cream. No, no, no, honey. This is not the dessert God wanted for us. Halo Top tastes like soft serve

bottomed for a ghost and took a dry shit. Halo Top tastes like Baskin Robbins drank the wrong grail at the end of Indiana Jones. Halo Top is like a daddy-daughter dance. It's sweet, I guess, but don't think too much about it because it's actually super fucked up. 30 seconds. Listen, I am a gay man who is trying to lower my blood pressure. I should love Halo Top ice cream.

I have tried, God knows, but I don't because I am also a full-figured bear, honey. And I need a real dessert. And to end up, I'm going to borrow a line from Angels in America, gay Fantasian on national themes. Halo Top is a sin and it is killing us both. And that's one minute, Andrew Farmer. Halo Top is a sin and it's killing us both. It's actually rule of culture number eight.

Halo Top is a sin and it's killing us both. Tony. And now, it's Emily Schmidt. Another statement shirt show them the shirt cast Joan Cusack Moore obviously 100%

thank you so much I shouldn't have to demand it no you shouldn't Emily I know you've been torn for a while what's it going to be well I was going to do male ejaculate but I think my mom's gonna listen to the podcast so I'm gonna go troll bowl.

Troll bowl! Great! Your topic is male ejaculate. No, I'm just kidding. Your topic for troll bowl I don't think so, honey, is Paul McCartney. And your time starts now. Okay, I don't think so, honey Paul McCartney. You have the gall

to live. Are you kidding me? The best ones died. Okay? So take a note and follow suit. All right, I don't think so, honey Paul McCartney. You started another band? How dare you?

Wings? What, do you just look at things you see around you and you're like, that's a band? No, no, no, I don't think so, honey. Your face is really alarming to me at this time because it has fallen and then sucked back. In a way that's really hard to look at. I don't think so, honey, Paul McCartney. You had a daughter who's into fashion.

How original from the whole damn family. I don't think so, honey. 15 seconds. You know what? I don't even like the Beatles if I'm being really honest. Me neither, bitch. Okay?

Me neither, bitch. Honestly, I think it was right place, right time for all four of you. Wow. Standing O for that. Standing O. Give it up for Dangerbox Improv NYU.

Hailey Hepworth. And that's why you know Billy Domino. Mike Spence. Andrew Farmer. And Emily Schmidt. NYU, they put out amazing talent. Oh, sure. Wow.

We have one more group. Here we go. Give it up for Ex honey excess please welcome ira madison the third give it up for Teresa Lee. And finally, please welcome Daniel Webb. Daniel Webb, come on out here, bitch. Oh, come on, bitch. Serve the love.

Toyota Lopez is in the building. All right, here we go. Ira Madison III, come to the mic. Please take the deus, take the mic. Can I say? Yes. I don't think so, honey. It should be that it's so hot I had to turn my jacket into a fucking cape. I feel like Aretha

Franklin. But Aretha doesn't want the AC. Aretha doesn't want the AC. Aretha doesn't want the AC. You know, Aretha doesn't allow AC at the concerts because it's not good for the voice and everyone else suffers, but everyone deals with that because she's fucking Aretha Franklin. She, Aretha doesn't allow AC at the concerts because it's not good for the voice and everyone else suffers, but everyone deals with that because she's fucking Aretha Franklin.

She's Aretha Ira. I'm loving this. This is like a conversation, a kiki between us. Hey. Hey. What's up? Hey. Do you want to do a troll bowl or a pre-slected topic? Oh, you know I'm doing the troll bowl. He stared into my eyes.

Okay, troll bowl. I pick it for you. Go over there. Oh my god. Okay, here we go. Okay, bitch. This is gonna be good. Alright, Ira Madison III. Your I don't think so, honey troll bowl topic is Salma Hayek.

And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey Salma Hayek. Because I want to say something about your fucking From Dusk Till Dawn movie. Wasn't that good? Wasn't a good vampire movie. I don't care for Robert Rodriguez or Gwen Tarantino. Oh, he doesn't care for them.

I want to say that I prefer Penelope Cruz, but that's racist. So I'm not going to say it, but Selma Hayek, you know what Selma I prefer? 30 seconds. Selma Montgomery. Selma Hayek could never be a city

where people march against civil rights for black people. Selma Hayek could never be a film directed by Ava DuVernay. 15 seconds. Salma Hayek could never be a different way to spell Salem, Massachusetts, where we burn witches. Five seconds, bitch. I don't think so, honey.

You're not a witch, bitch. And that's one minute. Ira Madison III. Yes. Brilliant. Way to go. A holistic, holistic I don't think so, honey. You read her for filth.

And now Charles Rogers. Hey, Charles. Hi, Charles. Hi. Hi. What are you thinking? Well, I've preselected Trouble. Ah!

All right, here we go Diving in Alright Charles Rogers Let's see here Okay Your I don't think so honey Troll Bowl topic

Is Katie Couric I don't think so Katie Couric You're fucking insane Your behavior is so straightforward bitch What are you hiding? You wanna be well-adjusted? Guess what? We see through that.

You're manic depressive, bitch. You need to take your pills because you're collected on screen. Guess what? We all know you're screaming off screen. Katie Couric. You probably don't know how to drive, and you were born in the suburbs, girl. Katie Couric. We don't know a single thing about you.

Or do we? Who knows? Who knows? Why are you hiding from us, Katie Couric? Why are you hiding personal lifestyle choices? You need to be put on flashcards in high schools, bitch, so the teachers can teach about you. Katie Couric,

come over more often. I don't think so, honey. Katie Couric. Five seconds. Come hard. Oh, shit. Katie Couric, thank you. That's the one minute! Katie Couric, thank you. You've done a lot of important things. The Sarah Palin

interview was very important. And give it up for Charles Rogers, everybody. And please welcome Jordan Firstman. Jordan. Yay. Wasn't my boyfriend so good? Does that humanize me? Are you on my side now?

Jordan, are you doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl? I'm not trying to be a bitch, but I'm pre-selected. Okay the troll bowl? I'm not trying to be a bitch, but I'm pre-selected. Okay. This is Jordan Firstman's I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey, people who are not in the industry.

I hate you. I hate all of you. I never want to meet a single non-industry person ever again in my life. Every time I go to a party, I am using my industry skills to pretend that I care about you. Wow! But I don't. I met a surgeon at a party and he saves lives, but bitch, he has

never sold a half-hour comedy. He has never even pitched one! 30 seconds. Bitch, if you cannot help me, stay the fuck away from me! I don't think so, honey, non-industry people. I don't care about real people. Me neither.

I don't want to see another movie about real people. Oh, please. Florida Project. I don't want to hear another podcast about real people. My favorite movie is the Hollywood Reporter Actors Roundtable. Yeah! I do not fucking think so, honey. You fucking non-industry fools.

And that's one minute. Oh my God. Hollywood Reporter Actress Roundtable probably starring Amy Adams every year. Yes. And she's always the least compelling. I love you, but you can't talk as a person. She's so good.

She's so good. She's so good. So good, though. Please! Give it up for Teresa Lee! Teresa Lee! Yes! Oh, this is a good top. Oh, Teresa, come through. Come through! Alright, so Teresa, are we doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl?

I'm gonna do pre-selected. Okay. This is Teresa Lee's I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey! Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson getting engaged. You've been dating for 24 days and you're engaged. I don't think so, honey. Also, what is your secret? I don't think so, honey.

24 days is not enough time to fall in love. It takes me three to six months to get a guy to come. Trust takes time. 24 days is to get a guy to cum! Trust takes time! 24 days is not even a full menstrual cycle! Ariana Grande does not even, has not even shed her uterine lining since the last time Mac Miller has been inside her. 30 seconds! You guys did mushrooms together? Of course you fell in love.

Everybody who does mushrooms together falls in love. I did mushrooms and for a moment I loved myself. I don't think so, honey! together falls in love. I did mushrooms and for a moment I love myself. I don't think so, honey. You are setting unrealistic expectations for the rest of us. Also setting unrealistic expectations

for male comedians. Male comics who don't have a credit card now expect that they can land an international icon. Even Mariah

couldn't keep her comedian man. I don't think so. I want to win this one, man. I don't think so. And that's why this one made it. Wow. Ariana and Peter engaged. That means anything is possible. Anything is possible.

And now please welcome in her garment, Daniel Webb. Yes. Oh, I love it. We love it, Daniel. So, Daniel Webb, are we doing a pre-selected topic? Okay, we're good. We're good. Oh, no.

I think you've got it. Just put it, just stick it in. Okay, let's see. We just connect the nodes, the electrodes together. It should be as simple as... Bo and Yang, everyone. Can you suck it up? Daniel, what's it going to be?

Pre-selected or trouble? Can you see my tuck? Oh, pre-selected. Great. That's me. Hi. That's me. Hi.

All right. And Daniel, I don't think so, honey. Time begins now. I don't think so, honey. Jennifer Lopez. Oh! Is she here? That's right.

If Selena had never been murdered, we would not have Selena. Can you imagine the part of a Tejana played by a Puerto Rican? I don't think so, honey. Are you nuts? If it weren't for Selena being murdered, Jennifer Lopez would still be cleaning Rosie Perez's toilets. That's an old joke. Are you kidding me? Mayo, we stays

Jennifer Lopez. Tú y tus nalgas planas pueden ir al infierno si piensas puedes tocar la carrona de la reina de Danas y la reina de todos los hijos de Corpus Christi. Para real, y'all. Are you serious? Vete al infierno de Hollywood.

Jennifer Lopez, Jenny from the block. Donde puedes tener sexo grosso. Sexo grosso con Ben Affleck, Mark Antony y Poof Daddy. Vete al infierno. Five seconds. Porque sin Selena no puedes hacer música. Si quieres pensar, la mierda existe esta música porque yo puedo lip sync también, bitch. End of the minute.

Oh, my God. I can't wait to figure out what that was. Yo puedo lip sync también. Give it up for XS, honey. XS. Iron Madison III. Charles Rogers. Jordan, honey. Excess. Ira Madison III. Charles Rogers. Jordan Firstman.

Teresa Lee. And Daniel Webb. Bye. Now, before we take a break, we have one more I Don't Think So, Honey, and we are proud to introduce this next I Don't Think So, Honey. He is the newest recipient tonight of the prestigious Las Culturistas Icon Award. This is our drag mother. Please welcome to the stage, Guy Branagh!

Embrace her! Yes, touch this, touch all of this. Touch all of that Hi mom Hi Guy what's it gonna be We love the floor You are the

Last Culture Is This Icon Award winner How does it feel It's thrilling It's chilling It's exciting When you came out of me I never knew

You could be so much Thank you So much Guy What are we thinking Trouble With just a gesture With a people gesture We knew We knew what he wanted so much Guy what are we thinking troll ball with just a gesture

with a people gesture we knew we knew what he wanted with just a gesture okay so Guy Branham

your I don't think so honey troll ball topic is jewel and your time starts now I don't think so honey

jewel Alaska are there women there Time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Jewel. Alaska, are there women there? I don't think so. Jewel, what were you doing in the 90s? We already had a perfectly good Joey Lauren Adams. We didn't need one with fucked up teeth. Hey Jewel Remember that one comedy

Central Roast you were at? Neither do I Oh you kind of do 30 seconds Hey Jewel I don't want a narrative About how you lived in a van Unless it's the part of an arc

Of a really good OnlyFans Oh my god Deep cut Hey Jewel Your hands are small. I know. Then why not integrate yourself into a perfectly good fisting relationship with a lesbian with like a pool in the Hollywood Hills who will take care of you? Because I'm pretty sure you've disappeared for the past 20 years.

Five seconds. And that's not necessary. Jewel, why aren't you on the four? It's got Meghan Trainornor on it they're clearly not discriminating I don't think so honey and that's one minute she should be on the four

Guy Brannan everyone the last culture racist icon award winner we are now going to take a quick 10 minute intermission come back for 25 more I don't think so honeys we will see you in just 10 minutes. See you.

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