Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 5" LIVE FROM LA (Part Two)

Episode Date: July 6, 2018

The first ever "I Don't Think So, Honey!" Live from LA continues! 50 comedians take one minute each to go off on culture. Part Two featuring Megan Gailey, Blair Socci, Kara Klenk, Alice Wetterlund, Veronica Osorio, Brendan Scannell, Chris Schleicher, Patrick Rogers, Louis Virtel, Joel Kim Booster, Kirby Howell-Baptiste, Samantha Martin, Mo Welch, Mano Agapion, Oscar Montoya, Langan Kingsley, Siobhan Thompson, Rhea Butcher, Glenn Boozan, Broti Gupta, Danielle Perez, Eliza Skinner, Solomon Georgio, Drew Droege, and Naomi Ekperigin. Recorded Live at the Echoplex in LA!—LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASTforeverdogpodcasts.com/las-culturistas  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las culturistas. Wow. Decorum. Decorum. Decorum.

Decorum. You have to look at our costume change. Decorum. Oh, yeah. It was... Good. I did a costume change against my will, I. Good. I did a costume change against my will, I will say. I said to Bone, we have to do a costume change because I couldn't pick out an outfit.

There you go. How's everybody doing right now? Are we all doing okay? Great. It's a longer story, but you guys don't care. Yeah. You guys feeling good? Wow.

So we've had a crazy, crazy, crazy first half. Yeah, give it up for everyone you saw on the first half of the night. I'm gonna say, I was particularly shook by Haley Hepworth's I Don't Think So, Honey. Oh my God, a group of men having fun, that's not a draw, that's a threat. That's a threat. Unbelievable.

Unreal. Are you guys ready to keep it going? Alright, so this first group, they are called Germanada. Which is the last name of Stephanie Germanada aka Lady Gaga. Wait, hold on.

Before we start, who's seen the Star is Born trailer? Can we talk about it? It looks good. It looks good. You don't think so, honey? Security, remove that man. Remove that stupid man. Stop, stop.

It has the potential to be a little schmackty for Gaga. Get the fuck out of here. I don't think so, honey. People who are not rooting for Lady Gaga and A Star is Born. Oh, honey. That woman is fucking shaking

on her bed in pain trying to give you entertainment. You root for her. This is someone who fucking left her out to die

during the art pop era. No, I did not. Don't even take his word. No, I did not. I had my arms raised in a V formation during Venus like every other gay in the world.

I never left Lady Gaga. No, you are an opportunistic monster. You better shut the fuck up. I'll walk off. That's the truth. That's the truth. You are a sensationalist. Out to get headlines. You are out to get headlines tonight. Wow. Anyway, everyone welcome Megan Gailey! Megan Gailey! Megan Gailey! you are out to get headlines tonight wow um this is our first group

Megan Gailey and next up we have Blair Saki Blair give it up for Cara Clank yes yes yes and now give it oh yes The Warp and Alice Wetterlund

yes Alice take your space, mama. And of course, Veronica Osorio. In costume, honey. This was not planned. A little cat. A little kitten.

All right, Megan Gailey to the mic. Fresh from our Clusterfest show where she slayed. Here we go. Megan Gailey, are we going to do a pre-selected topic or are we going to do the trolliley. Are we going to do a preselected topic?

Are we going to do the troll bowl? I'm going to do preselected. Okay. This is Megan Gailey's I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. My boyfriend's boss. And I don't give a fuck what happens after this.

Record it. Send it to him. He's a piece of shit, okay? You are 27 and blonde. Fuck you. Do you know how many dinners you've ruined for me because you had something urgent? It's social media.

It doesn't matter. 30 seconds. Oh, boy. I got too heated. I have had to eat so many grilled salmons alone because of you. People at my parents' Christmas Eve party thought my boyfriend was made

up because he was in a different room emailing you and I kept saying, no, he's Filipino. And they said, no, this is Indiana. That's not acceptable. I said, I don't know where he is. So fuck you, you're not a hard worker. You have a trust fund and you're from Beverly Hills and you're a piece of shit. And you used to be an agent's assistant

and you couldn't hack it, you motherfucker. That's one minute. That's one minute. Megan Gailey. Wow, your boyfriend is fired. He is fired tonight. Please welcome Blair Socky. Oh my god. Yes, Blair.

Oh my god, Blair. I miss the fuck out of you. I miss you so much. I miss you so much. I miss you so fucking much. I miss you so fucking much. Are we doing pre-selected or troll ball? Pre-selected, bitch! This is Blair Saki's I Don't Think So, Honey.

Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey! Triscuits, bitch! Okay? If I wanted a mouth full of hay, I would go to a fucking stable, okay? If you want to taste the same thing as a triscuit, you can just empty a fucking paper shredder into your mouth.

If I wanted to eat a Triscuit, I would just mutilate the inside of my mouth with flavorless debris. I would go blow up tumbleweed. That shit is drier than my grandma's pussy and today is her 92nd birthday. If I was on a raft dying of hunger

and thirst and the only thing to eat was a Trisky, I would not be able to eat it because I would die immediately of dehydration.

Triskies are the Taylor Swift of crackers. I don't think so, honey. Triskies! And that's what it is! Fuck you, Triskies. And please welcome to the stage Cara Clay! Cara!

Thank you so much! Cara, where did you get that fan? DragCon! Yes! Feed the queens! Feed the queens. Feed the queens. All right, so Kara, are we doing a pre-selected topic or a troll bowl topic? You guys, I'm hungry for that troll bowl, but I'm going to do a pre-select.

I get it. I understand. It's my first time. I feel like I have something to prove. Okay, Kara Clank, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts right now. I Don't Think so honey San Diego. Oh. No, no, no, no.

How about Sandy don't go? Okay. San Diego is a city that think it's amazing when it's so fucking boring. It's the Rita aura of city. Oh. Okay. I'm just telling you, you guys.

Yesterday on fucking Instagram, I saw somebody post about going to the Canadian Emmys and I was like, what a perfect fucking metaphor for fucking San Diego. The Canadian Emmys. Like, who could care?

San Diego is single-handedly keeping the chain wallet industry afloat. 15 seconds. Okay, here's some people. Okay, you know who grew up in San Diego and had a wonderful time? Andrew Kunanen. Do you know who lives in San Diego right now

and loves it? Dinesh D'Souza. Do you know who came up in the San Diego music scene? Jason motherfucking Mraz. And that's one minute. Fish tacos are not enough, San Diego. Yes, they're not enough. Oh, my God.

Fish tacos are not enough. Fish tacos are an appetizer. Thank you, Cara. And now, Alice Wetterland. Alice. I love Alice. Alice, what are we thinking? I love you guys, too.

I'm sorry. This is the most basic group, so I'm doing the basic preselection. No! You guys are a dynamic, complex group. Yeah, we are. So you're doing a preselection topic. Sure. All right.

So, Alice Wetterlin, your time will start right now. I don't think so, honey. Masterclass.com. Masterclass.com. Masterclass.com. Did you want to take an online course from such amazing minds as Professor fucking Deadmau5? Masterclass.com. That's right. It's a veritable who's who of future sexual predators who are just making a cash grab to pay off those black cube fees?

I don't think so, honey. Did you want to learn how to take photos from Annie Leibovitz? You know, photos of non-A-list celebrities? 30 seconds. Oh, you mean just fucking photos? Did you want to learn how to travel space by NASA's own Chris Hadfield? Oh, and you can use the forum to ask other students such questions as, has anybody made it to fucking space yet?

I don't think so. But the piece de resistance is Judd fucking Apatow, teaching you the rule of three, such as hire three actually talented people and pass off their improv as your own, honey. I was going to choose, and by the way, I was going to choose crashing, but everybody says not to because I was so hated that somebody was already going to choose it. Nobody wants to see you fuck Pete Holmes.

That's one minute! No one's done crashing yet. You have to respect someone who burns multiple bridges in one minute. She burned multiple bridges in one minute, and now Veronica Osorio is here.

Meow. Yes. Meow, bitch. Meow, bitch. Veronica, what are we thinking? I think I'm going to do pre-select because I got angry. Okay. Veronica, your I don't think so honey time starts now.

Okay, I don't think so honey sadness, bitch. Yeah, go fuck yourself. You're the least important of the emotions, yet you're creeping around like a fucking perv, bitch. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, okay, you think you're so important just because you're around and you're felt

by everyone. You know what? I also feel rage and that's more useful. When I get rage, I fuck. When I get rage, I write. I do jokes. And I get s I fuck when I get rage I write I do jokes

and I get sassy when I'm sad I'm useless bitch I was about to die after a motorcycle

accident and you didn't get me bitch I was angry I was low I was like

depressed I was not sad you fucking suck sadness you know what any other I was low. I was like depressed. I was not sad. You're fucking suck, Sadness. You know what? Any other horniness that doesn't get like blue balls is better than you. Five seconds. Yeah, Sadness.

You're always like suiciding people. Fuck you, Sadness. That's one minute. Fuck you, Sadness. You are always suiciding people. Give it up for Veronica. Sorry, everybody. And now give it up for Veronica Osorio, everybody. And now give it up for this group, Germanada.

Megan Gailey. Blair Saki. Kara Clay. Alice Wetterland. Veronica Osorio. I love that. Love that. And now we have a very special group, which was originally named Joel's LA Friends.

But we've renamed it to be Palm Springs Fish. Please welcome Brendan Scannell. Chris Schleicher. Ah! Oh my god. Patrick Rogers. Louis Vertel. And the man himself, Joel Kim Booster.

And Joel Kim Booster, that bitch who went and replaced us with these hotter gays. How dare you, bitch. Look at these severe. How dare you, bitch. Look at these severe queers. How could you do this to us? Oh, my God.

He'll be back. Well, first up to the dais is Brendan Scannell. Nope. Con. Veteran of the Forum. Hi, Brendan. What's it going to be? So what are you thinking about?

I'm going to do something that's on my heart, and it's pre-selected. Okay, good. This is Brendan Skinnell's. This is his I Don't Think So, Honey, and his time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey not airing my television show, Heathers. Okay, many of you backstory don't know that there is a 10-episode completed season adaptation of Heathers starring me. Woo!

So sad. Many of you also do not know that that season has been shelved because the Paramount Network doesn't want to show it because it's too controversial. Okay? You know what's controversial? Me telling my friends and family for the last two years that I was going to be on television

and now that's a lie. Okay. You know what doesn't feel good? That I got abs for the show. Okay? Nobody asked me to, but I did anyway. Okay? Does Heather Duke need abs?

No, actually it was a bad form of storytelling. But I got them anyway! I don't think so, honey. Not airing a show. I cut people out of my lives because I thought I was going to be famous. One second. Supportive boyfriends, get out of here. Lifelong friends, I've got cocaine.

My grandmother sent me an email telling me to be less sinfully gay, and I refused for Heathers. And now you're not going to air it? I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute. Air Heathers. Air Heathers. Air Heathers. Wow. It's a shame.

That man got abs for that show. Air it. Air it. And now, please welcome to the mic, Chris Schleicher. Give it up, bitch. All right. So, Chris, are we doing a pre-select topic or the troll bowl? I found a target who really deserves it, so I have to do a pre-select.

Which this person's got to hear. The target is going to get served, and I don't think so, honey. And Chris Schleicher's I Don't Think So Honey time begins now. I don't think so, Princess Charlotte. Yeah. I'm about to go in on a three-year-old, so buckle the fuck up. I'm sorry. You're a flop, you're boring,

no one cares. If the royal family were the Bravo Network, you'd be the real housewives of fucking D.C. Cancel! I'm sorry, your brother, Prince George, he's an icon, because he's what? Sickening. Everything he wears sells out.

Meanwhile, your top Google hit is Princess Charlotte Tantrum. Princess Charlotte crying. Your only viral moments are you falling down in public. I thought being a sloppy drug bitch was Princess Margaret's beat. I'm sorry. You're not cute and that's okay because when you're 40, you're

going to be a handsome, toothy woman. Really obsessed with grooming her horses and I'll be obsessed with you because I'm gay. So be you. Ugg out with your mug out. Represent all of us with fat British faces because you're going to be queen

because Prince George is going to die on Mykonos when he has too much G with his boyfriend, Jacob Tremblay. Five minutes for the show. That's what I meant. Ugg out with your mug out. I don't think so. Oh, my God. Prince George and Jacob Tremblay.

With his boyfriend, Jacob Tremblay. That's like a May-December thing. Oh, my God. A future teller. And now, everyone, please welcome Patrick Rogers. Yes. Ooh. Patrick.

Okay, so, Patrick, are we doing a pre-selected topic, or are we diving into the trouble? I'm going to a pre-selected topic or are we diving into the trouble? I'm going to do pre-select. Okay. I don't think so, honey. Gays who love Jennifer Garner. Oh! What?

Why? Of all the actresses in the pantheon, you're picking Jennifer Garner to stand? Excuse me, is your favorite dessert meringue because you love flavored air? What the actual fuck, dude?

Jennifer Garner hasn't been in a good film since 13 going on 30. True. She's further away from an EGOT

than Kira Sedgwick. Okay? All these Jennifer Garner gays keep telling me she seems so nice. Guess what? I don't want nice actresses. I want good actresses. Yes, bitch. I don't want Judi Dench to be nice to me.

No. I want Judi Dench to dress up as Queen Victoria, spit in my mouth, and call me a faggot. That's what I want from my actresses. Okay? So please, find another B-side muse for yourself. May I suggest Mayor Winningham or Parker Posey? And that's one minute! You get to exhale now.

Yes. Oh, my God. Patrick Rodgers. It's actually rule of culture number 88. May I suggest Mayor Winningham? And everyone, please give it up for Louis Rattel! Hi, Louis. That wasn't takes.

That was just journalism. That was just journalism. He was reporting live. Okay, so, Louis, are we doing the troll bowl or a pre-sliced topic? Oh, you know I love a stunt. We're going into that troll bowl. Oh, yeah. He loves a stunt.

If there's anyone who can go into the troll bowl. Okay, here we go. And oh, bitch. Wow. Okay, so Louis, your I don't think so, honey, troll bowl topic is Chelsea Clinton. And your time starts now. And your time starts now. I don't fucking think so, honey. Troll bowl topic is Chelsea Clinton. And your time starts now. And your time starts now. I don't fucking think so, honey, Chelsea Clinton.

Oh, I love your soft-spoken Twitter replies. How thrilling. Oh, wait. You don't say? Somebody named Dinesh was sexist to your mom? I can't believe it. I hope you respond in 278 characters saying that you researched them and they

seem nice and you hope they have a merry time today. That's extremely thrilling. Congratulations to you, Chelsea Clinton. You went to Stanford. 30 seconds. I don't think so, honey. Chelsea Clinton,

what you are good at is sitting in crowds and looking at your mom and making this face. I've already seen Bob's big boy. I don't need to look at that face. Have you ever considered that, Chelsea? I don't think so, Chelsea Clinton. You're named after a Joni Mitchell song, I'm Gonna Shoot Myself.

Five seconds. Not even a good one, bitch. It's from the second album, Clouds. It was the 60s. Joni came of age in 1971, you dumb fucking bitch. And that's one minute. Masterful. Give it up.

Have some respect. Wow, what a bitch. What a bitch. Who came for Chelsea Clinton. My sister's name is Chelsea. She was named after Daryl Hannah's character in Legal Eagles, and that's real. My mom is dumb.

All right, here we go. Joel Kim Booster. My sister. It is so nice to be up here sharing the stage with the men I replaced you with. Thank you, Joel. You will be back. Wow.

All right, so Joel, are you going to do a pre-selected topic or, I don't know, the Trouble? Well, I famously believe that the Trouble is the purest form

of an I don't think so, honey. But we were at dinner earlier. We were at dinner. We were. And I really found something that might make me some enemies, but it's really, it's been weighing heavy

on my heart and I think I have to do it. Well, from dinner to right now, here's Stalking Boosters. I don't think so, honey. And this time will begin now. I don't think so, honey. The Tony's trotting out the Parkland students to sing Seasons of Love. Listen, I know what you're thinking. I am not attacking children who have been through trauma

But what I am attacking is an institution Bringing out kids who have been through a horror show And now they have to sing Rent? I don't think so, honey Okay, if they're going to sing a song Give them a song that doesn't require a male solo Don't think we didn't talk That just skipped over the male solo. Don't think we didn't clock that just skipped over the

male solo, Parkland students. Because they're high school students, they can't hit those notes yet. But you know there was a faggot at that school who said, I think I can actually do it. But he can't. And he shouldn't be asked to. They should have been given a song from

Legally Blonde. Or let them sing Little Women because they are astonishing. But they should not have been asked to sing Rent because those people have paid their rent emotionally over the years. And that's one minute. Beautiful. The Parkland kids should have sang Oh My God. Oh My God to you guys. Give it up for Palm Springs Fish.

Brendan Skedell, Bush Laker, Patrick Rogers, Louis Rattel, Joel Kim Booster. Oh my God. How do you guys feel? Yeah, wow. This next group is called Every Bowl. Please welcome to the stage, Kirby Howell-Baptiste.

Give it up for Samantha Martin. And give it up for Moe Welch. Here comes Mano Agapione. And finally, my sister, Oscar Montoya. We are all from the house of Montoya. House of Montoya, honey. We are his daughters. Wow.

We probably are. I live. There's some looks going on. Sam Martin. There of Montoya. We are his daughters. We probably are. There's some looks going on. There are looks happening. And first to the mic is Kirby Hal-Baptiste. Kirby, the look! Run DMC realness.

Run DMC is in the building. Okay, so are we doing a pre-selected topic or are we going to do the troll bowl? We're doing a pre-selected because I got a little bee in my bonnet. Okay, a bee is in the building. Okay, so are we doing a pre-selected topic or are we going to do the troll bowl? We're doing a pre-selected because I got a little bee in my bonnet. Okay, a bee is in her bonnet and she's going to release it now. Kirby, your I don't think so honey time starts now.

I don't think so honey white liberal gentrifiers who complain about gentrification. I don't think so honey. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. You saying this area is getting so gentrified because a Starbucks moved in. Oh, you didn't think

it was gentrified when a matcha bar moved in? Or when fucking pop physique moved in? Or when that motherfucking lobster roll place moved in. 30 seconds. You didn't think that was gentrification? I don't think so, honey.

I'm the only person of color at your wedding. Oh. I don't think so, honey. Except maybe, maybe some of your weddings where there's an Asian woman married to a very boring white man who loves to talk about anime and that time he once went to Japan. Five seconds! Five seconds! I don't think so, hunty! I don't think so, hunty!

I don't think so posting about Black Lives Matter but still trying to touch my hair. I do not fucking think so! And that's one minute! Kirby! not fucking think so. And that's one minute. Kirby. We stand. We stand for Kirby. We stand and we stand. And now we stand for Samantha Martin. Give the look.

Yes. Give the look to someone else. Give the look to your wife. To your wife. Of course. Beautiful. Samantha. Hi.

Martin. Hi there. Hi. So I turned 30 yesterday. Okay. Congratulations. Thank you. And I had a little bit of a revelation, so I want to talk about it. Okay. It's crazy. Hi there. Hi. So I turned 30 yesterday. Okay. Congratulations. Thank you. And I had a little bit of a revelation, so I want to talk about it.

Okay. It's crazy. I did. All right. This is for you. Hey, Martin. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.

Okay. I don't think so, honey. The song Happy Birthday. Okay? Now, I could tell you why I hate this song, or I could show you and then tell you a little. Okay? Everybody sing Happy Birthday. Happy birthday.

You sound like shit! You sound very bad. And I'm sure all of you have taken like four voice lessons at least. And it's not your fault. You all had to pick a key out of thin air. Okay? Now, the whole song sucks. But the worst part is when some straight white male sings that harmony. You know what I'm talking

about. When it's like, you know, Happy birthday, dear Sam. Happy birthday to you. Like, congratulations, Steve, you found the third above the melody. Okay? Congratulations, Steve. Now, I had more trouble being delighted by the

co-workers that I have singing happy birthday at me yesterday than I did pretending to be delighted by the sweet kissesworkers that I have singing happy birthday at me yesterday than I did pretending to be delighted by the sweet kisses of my seventh grade boyfriend, Kenny, as a burgeoning lesbian, okay? I don't think so, Kenny!

That's one minute! That's one minute! Wow. Wow. Honestly, you all did sound like fucking shit when you started to sing. You sounded so fucking bad.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And now coming to the stage is Moe Walsh. Moe. Standing out. Moe. So Moe, what are we doing? Are we doing a pre-selected topic or do you think we're going to do a troll bowl topic? I never prepare troll bowls. Whoa.

She doesn't prepare. Okay, here we go. I have it right here. When she's taking the laser off. Take it off. Holy shit. This is a big one. Am I the only straight one up here? Let's do this.

All right, Mo. Your I don't think so, honey troll bowl topic is Madonna. Madonna. Oh my God! And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Madonna. Oh my God.

I don't think so, honey. Madonna. Oh my God. Oh Madonna. Oh, my God. And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Madonna. What kind of name is that? We get it. You're a mom. Put it in the front of Donna.

Okay? This guy. I don't think so, honey. You have a gap in your tooth the size of the Mississippi River. Okay? No one liked that one okay i don't think so madonna you know madonna doesn't wipe her ass i read that in an article she has tissue stuck up in her butthole every single day this guy is shaking his head no you don't believe me i read it in hello giggles and i wrote the article i don't think so 15 seconds madonna what does that bra do for you it is two cones i

don't get it it's from the 80s i know nothing about you five seconds seconds. I don't think so, Madonna. I love you. And that's one minute. Wow. That was a tall order. And you attacked Madonna. And she attacked Madonna with a hello giggle. Oh, my God.

Everyone, give it up. Come into the stage. Mano, a campeon. A campeon. A campeon. That's not how you pronounce it. You got it. We got it? Yeah, sure. Why not? Why not? Love it. Mano, what's it going you pronounce it you got it we got it?

yeah sure why not why not love that mono what's it gonna be so what do we think pre-selected okay and mono your time will begin

right now I don't think so princess daisy that's right in case you're not a fucking nerd like me that's the basic bitch sister

of princess peach not only did she That's right. In case you're not a fucking nerd like me, that's the basic bitch sister of Princess Peach. Not only did she copy her style, she had any color to choose from, and she was like, I want my dress to be mustard yellow and safety cone orange. I don't think so, Daisy. Safety cone orange.

And then she could pair it with a gem, and she said, you know what goes good with yellow and orange fucking turquoise I don't think so you bitch and let's not even get started on that shake and go wig on the top of your head

bitch did five mice die on the top of your head you can't even get your own game. And when Bowser comes to town, he doesn't even want to kidnap you, baby. Five seconds. So take it. Run that and stop golfing, karting, and tennising. I don't think so, honey.

And that's one minute. Fuck you, Princess Daisy. Fuck you, Daisy. You are not the main event. Why is she in the new Smash Brothers? She can't even get kidnapped. Oh, my God. Oh, by the way, fun Daisy. Fuck you, Daisy. You are not the main event. Why is she in the new Smash Brothers? She can't even get kidnapped. Oh, my God. Oh, by the way, fun fact.

Stupid bitch. They announced the new Super Smash Brothers today. The only new characters are Daisy and Ridley. Someone likes that British fucking actress. Like eight of you responded. I know. I'm sorry. That was niche.

That was esoteric. And wait, hold on. This is our fabulous mother. Mother darling. Oscar Montoya! We love you, bitch. Bitch. We love you very much.

Hi. Mama's proud. Thank you. Mama's proud. So, Oscar, I don't know. Are you going to do a troll bowl or a pre-selected topic? I'm going to do a pre-selected topic. Okay.

Oscar Montoya, your time starts now. I don gonna do a pre-selected topic. Oscar Montoya, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The guy who gave me shit for me referencing Stacey Arrico at an improv show two days ago. Okay? Bow in her elegance.

Gag in her gaggery, bitch. Okay? If I take the time to know who Ari Gold is, you better know Stacey Arrico. Stacey! She is an unsung legend, so y'all better read.

If y'all here looking at me dumbfounded, do your homework. You hear me? 30 seconds. I don't think so, honey. Not accepting the way that I talk.

Not accepting my cultural references. Yes, bitch. Okay? Sorry if my cultural backbone doesn't lie in the Atlanta Braves or Dan Marino or micro machines. Okay? You will never be glamour. You will never be glamour.

Okay? If I talk to you and you nod your head every time I say 702, you are glamour. If you know who Double O Morgan is that sang the hit I say 702, you are glamour. If you know who Double O Morgan is that sang the hit single dance with me, you are glamour. Let us be glamour. And that's what it is. It's actually

rule of culture number 71. Let us be glamour. Stacey Arrico. Christian. Give it up for this group, Every Bowl. Every Bowl, Kirby Howell-Baptiste. Samantha Martin. Mo Welch.

Mano Agapion. And Oscar Montoya. Stacey Rico, very religious. She's very religious. She's very religious. But she can still give you a bop. She can still bop. Oh my God.

You can be a religious and give a bop. Intersectionality. Yeah. Guys, please welcome our next group. You doctors know nothing. Lanyon Kingsley, everyone! Siobhan Thompson! Rhea Butcher! Glenn Boozan! And finally, Brody Gupta. Yes. What a group, what a group. I'm so happy to see you all. Now, first to the mic is Langan Kingsley. Yeah.

Langan. Thank you. It's a thrill to see you, Lang. Langan. A thrill to be here. A thrill. Now, let's continue the thrill by asking the question, are you going to do a pre-selected topic or the trouble?

Bitch, I'm doing pre-selected. Pre-selected! Lang and Kingsley, you're pre-selected. I Don't Think So Honey time starts now. Okay, I Don't Think So Honey, the new adaptation of Little Women on PBS. Thank you. First of all, a brunette Lori,

I know that's true to the book, but somewhere Christian Bale is rolling in his proverbial grave to yell at a lighting assistant. Second of all, a pretty Beth March. Nuh-uh. Even Claire Danes knew she had to contort her facial expressions to serve you scarlet fever. Wow.

30 seconds. Also, Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke's daughter as Joe Naa. She has the hereditary bone structure that says, I go to Brearley and have a fake ID that gets me into clubs on the Lower East Side on the weekend. 15 seconds.

Not that I am a blue-socking New England intellectual who writes pirate novels in her attic. Someone save Dumbledore 2, Samantha Morton, and Dame Judi Dench from this atrocity ASAP. And give us the season three of Cranford. We all deserve. And that's one minute.

Give us the season three of Cranford. We all deserve. Thank you. Wow. Everyone give it up for the royalty. Siobhan Thompson. Royalty is here. I said turn a look

in the email I sent to everyone and Siobhan was the only one who took the note. This is a look. I love a note and I love homework. Siobhan, what's it going to be? Pre-selected or troll ball? I am going to do a pre-selected I don't think so. Oh, here we go. Siobhan, what's it going to be? Pre-selected or troll ball? I am going to do a pre-selected I Don't Think So Honey. Oh, here we go.

Siobhan Thompson, your I Don't Think So Honey time begins now. I don't think so the fucking royal family and any of you cunts who think they're good. They fucking suck. They are bad people. They represent everything that is bad in this world. And just because they had some light rebranding recently doesn't mean that they are not truly evil.

They represent everything that is powerful in the white, straight, cis, hegemonic, fucking bullshit world that we live in. 30 seconds. Fuck those people. Do you know what they do? Thank you so much. Oh my god. Wow, beautiful.

They have a castle filled with jewels that they stole. They stole those jewels. And you people pay money to see them. They already own the jewels.

They don't need your money. Five seconds. Pay them as a country. Fuck them. They are feckless cunts, and I hope they all die. And that's one minute. Long live feckless cunts. Oh, my God.

Yes! That is a giving queen. Oh, my God. Siobhan Thompson, thank you. Everyone give it up for Rhea Butcher. Rhea! What's it going to be? Are you going to say that I did not bring a look?

Because this look is fucking pride bully. Pride bully. Strava Gonzo. No shame. No vodka promotions. Treat each other kindly. Let's go. Oh, my God.

Rhea Butcher. What are we thinking? The troll bowl? I'm troll bowl. We're troll bowl. Your troll bowl topic, Rhea, is Jessica Chastain. This is Rhea Butcher's I Don't Think So. And their time starts now.

I don't think so, Jessica Chastain. This is Rhea Butcher's I Don't Think So. And their time starts now. I don't think so, Jessica Chastain. I can't even say your fucking name. What kind of a name is Chastain? That sounds like some jewels in a palace kind of shit. What kind of a crazy white-ass ancestral line do you come from with those cheekbones and that red ass hair if it's even real? Chastain, I see what you're doing

trying to get your liberal white ass in with all the good people. Where have you been? Where are you playing Molly's game? Not in this town. I'll watch it on a plane. Sure, Chastain. That's all I got on Jessica Chastain Wait okay then here's one more

Here we go It is Barbara Streisand 10 seconds Honey I don't think so Barbara Streisand Somebody took a picture of your house on a beach And you paid too much attention to it And you brought attention to that picture Of your your house on a beach and you paid too much attention to it and you brought attention to that picture of your beautiful house on a beach and if you

would have just walked on by Barbara Streisand we wouldn't have invented the Barbara Streisand effect. Everybody bought that photo. They looked at that photo. You trolled yourself Barbara Streisand! And that's what I'm saying! And you know what? I think she was doing

it on purpose. I think Barbara wants the controversy. The Streisand effect. Rhea Butcher, everybody. Give it up for them. And now it's fucking Glenn Boozan. Glenn! I fucking love Glenn Boozan. I love you guys so much.

Oh, my God. Everybody's been so good tonight. Everybody's been good. What will it be? Okay, I'm going to do a pre-select. Okay. Okay, I hope I don't make any enemies. Oh, yeah.

Alright, Glenn Pazan, your time. I don't think so when he starts now. I don't think so, honey Hitler. Hey, newsflash Hitler, no one likes you, bitch. Fucking get out here. Hey, bitch, grow Hitler, no one likes you, bitch. Fucking get out here. Oh, hey, bitch, grow a full mustache, okay?

Stupid bitch. Sorry, I don't like to body shame, but honestly, you're not cute, bitch. Stupid bitch. And like, hey, Hitler, you're the Hitler of people, okay? Stupid bitch. We all make fun of you, bitch. If you were alive right now, oh, oh my god you'd be so embarrassed because everyone's like like the worst thing and they say you bitch oh my god like honestly like 15 seconds no bitch no yes honey um and your friends also are bad all your friends are so bad um uh i don't think um

nine honey nine honey and that's one minute glenn busan coming after hitler and we got we got a little volkswagen shade for maria yeah, everyone give it up for Brody Gupta. Thank you so much. This look is really good. Such a good look. Thank you so much. I planned this look. Yes.

Well, none of this look belongs to me. Really? That's how I planned it. Wow. You crowdsourced it wow you crowdsourced it I crowdsourced it I love that Brody what's it gonna be

thank you so much so here's something real quick talk to us so I've gained a little bit of confidence to maybe do the troll ball okay

maybe and I think that maybe I should do it but also I didn't know who Terry Hatcher was so that's if you don't know who it is listen here's what we'll who Terry Hatcher was. If you don't know who it is. Listen, here's what we'll do.

We'll pick one out. If you don't know who it is, we'll throw it back in. We'll pick another one out. And if you don't know who it is, fuck you. Here's the thing. If I don't know who it is, I'll project a vomit onto the first row. I love that. You heard that first row, Mel?

Okay. First row, everyone has their ponchos on. Yeah. You're going to know who this row, everyone has their ponchos on. Yeah. You're going to know who this is, Brody. Here we go. Your I Don't Think So Honey topic is Emily Blunt. And your time starts now. I do not think so, Emily Blunt.

Are you who John Krasinski was looking into camera for this entire time? Do you think that you're the receptionist of a Scranton, Pennsylvania office? No, you are not. You have a British accent. You co-starred in a movie with Anne Hathaway. Pam Beasley has not done that, but we want John Krasinski to be happy with Pam Beasley,

the character, but the actor. Also, I don't know what's going on right now. Emily Blunt, congratulations on your role in Into the Woods. We all had a great time. But also, we didn't really remember you. And you didn't really get a late night show as a result. Which means that maybe you didn't do Into the Woods right. Five seconds.

Emily Blunt, if you're in the audience, I'll be friends with you. And that's one minute. Brody Gupta. A friendly hand to Emily Blunt. You know what? I got a spot. Before we let this group go, I got a spot of trend. All the troubles have ended ended with I love you

truly and that's very positive that's what we come here to do give it up for these doctors know nothing Lang and Kingsley Siobhan Thompson Rhea Butcher

Glenn Boozan and Brody Gupta oh good are you guys ready for the last group of the night this group is called the motherfuckers.

Give it up for Danielle Perez. Danielle Perez is in the house. We have Eliza Skinner. Eliza! And we have Solomon Georgiou.

They are making their way up oh they're they are making an entrance honey it's the final group so there has to be a moment of suspense

because the motherfuckers are coming to the stage it's the motherfuckers and then we have Drew DeRogey okay perfect okay

everyone let's go let's have up to the stage very first Naomi Ekperigan Okay, perfect. Okay, everyone. Let's have up to the stage the very first Naomi Ekperigen. Yes, and we have the whole group. Wait, one more time. Danielle Perez. Eliza Skinner. Solomon Giorgio.

Drew Droege. And Naomi Ekperigen. Yes. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Here we motherfucking go. Are we ready? Are we ready? Miss Danielle Perez to the mic.

Here we go. She's turned a look. Yes, I turned a look. The look is turned. Danielle, I am excited to ask you, are we doing a pre-selected topic or the trouble? You look stunning. Thank you. Tr doing a pre-selected topic or the trouble? You look stunning. Thank you.

Trouble or pre-selected? I famously like to look stunning and I famously like to do pre-select. Oh, famously pre-select. Okay, so here we go. Danielle Perez's I Don't Think So Honey or Time Starts Now. I Don't Think So Honey stares. No way. Who are you for?

People who have feet? People who wear shoes? I don't fuck with either and I want access, honey! Yes! Okay. I'm not trying to huff and puff like I'm at some sad elliptical

at 24 Hour Fitness. I just want to go to a laughter hour's love party in downtown LA. 30 seconds. Okay, stairs are dirty. Stairs are gross. Stairs are for poor people. The only thing that has steps is sobriety,

and I don't think so, honey. And 15 seconds. 15 seconds. The only thing I want steps is sobriety, and I don't think so, honey. And 15 seconds. 15 seconds. The only thing I want to be going up and down with any sort of exhaustion is a dick. Five seconds. All right. Anna Wintour doesn't do stairs, and neither the fuck do I do. One minute.

That's one minute. Danielle Perez. Oh, my God. Danielle. Danielle Perez, you have some respect. Have some respect.! Oh my God, Danielle. Danielle Perez, you have some respect. Have some respect. Oh my God, everyone welcome Eliza Skinner! Eliza!

We're honored. The look, the look. I would have stood for that, but it would have seemed like rude, I think. That was very good. Oh, amazing. Eliza, are we doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl? I'd like to do a pre-selected topic. You may.

This is Eliza's game designer. Thanks for hurrying. Time starts now. Late night shows on a Tuesday? I don't think so, honey. It's not a one day. It's not a three day. It's a Tuesday.

You people don't have jobs? Are you vampires? What is happening? Oh, none of you have someone to go home and kiss? No one has anyone to fuck. You'll just stay up and not be lonely for hours. If you drink enough and watch other people scream, the loneliness goes away.

Is that how that works? You think this skin comes from not sleeping? Okay. You think this bidet comes from staying up late at night? It doesn't. It comes from sitting all the time

and staring at myself and wondering why I've done this to myself. I need to get home early to get my beauty sleep so I can wake up at 4 a.m. and think about all my bad choices. Yes! That's one minute! I don't think so, honey! Yes!

Eliza Skinner, give it up! What are you all even doing here? It is Tuesday night. We're almost done, so don't you worry. Next up, we have Solomon Jordan! I love Solomon. Hi. Hello.

Oh, my gosh. Solomon, are we going to do a pre-selected topic or the troll? Oh, I will not. I'm too new. I don't know. I've never done comedy before. It's his first night doing comedy. Yes, I'm pre-selected topic or the troll? Oh, I will not. I'm too new. I don't know. I've never done comedy before. Huh? It's his first night

doing comedy. Yes, I'm pre-selected. Okay. This is Solomon George's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now. I do not think so honey. White people acting black

that think I will not call the police on them. Fuck that. I saw a white dude with cornrows beatboxing. I called the cops on his trifling ass. Because guess what? If we can't be black in public,

you can't try to be black in public. No. Okay? And even better, you know what I sound like on the phone? 30 seconds. An upset white woman. Easily.

Hi, this is Brittany. Oh, you're already on the way? Thank you so much. 15 seconds. And I'm done with all of you. You can't... Black culture has been consumed to a billion dollar industry and yet you cannot even tell your goddamn racist uncle

to go fuck himself? No, I'm calling the cops on all of y'all. Five seconds. If I see you listen to Cardi B, I'm calling the cops on you. That's one minute. Do not listen to Cardi B. That's not for us.

Solomon Georgia, everybody. You will go to prison. Do not cross, huh? And now welcome to the stage, to the mic, Drew Droege. Have some respect. Have some respect. Have some respect. Have some respect.

Have some respect. I'm 74. Drew. Another veteran, another veteran. You hinted to me in an email that you would like to do the troll bowl. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to stick with that. I'm going to, yeah. you would like to do the troll bowl. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to stick with that.

I'm going to, yeah. I'm going to do the troll bowl. A troll bowl it is. Let's do it, you guys. I knew. I just wanted one more troll before the night was over. Okay. Here we go.

Sure. Troll bowl. Let's make it happen. Drew Droege. Let's see. Your, okay. Your I don't think so honey troll bowl topic is the television show Gilmore Girls. And your time

starts now! I don't think so, honey. Gilmore Girls fucking slow down. You're talking so goddamn fast. It doesn't make you interesting. You're three

years apart in age. You look exactly the same. It should be called the Gilmore fucking twins. Does anyone remember anything from the Gilmore Girls other than them like falling back onto like a lawn? They were always like in like yards somewhere. And like Melissa McCarthy's a chef? In what world?

In what universe? Bless your heart. Ain't that fun? Oh, my God. And Kelly, what's her name? The mom who was in Dirty Dancing? Bishop, 15 seconds. I mean, everybody.

That show was just called, was just mayonnaise with shoes on. Five seconds. I don't need, we don't need Gilmore Girls just like we don't need anything else from that awful time in the 2000s. I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute.

That time in the 2000s should be banned. Drew Droege, everyone. Red Kelly Bishop to Phil, didn't even know her goddamn last name. Kelly Bishop. He didn't even get to say Alex Borstein in Gilmore Girls. Kelly Bishop. Who knows Kelly Bishop to Phil didn't even know her goddamn last name. Kelly Bishop, bitch. He didn't even get to say Alex Borstein in Gilmore Girls. Kelly Bishop. Who knows Kelly Bishop?

Wow. Personally. Fags. Yeah. Alright, here we go. Our final I Don't Think So Honey of the evening will be delivered to us by Naomi Ekperigan. Take the long way round, honey. Take the long way around, honey. Take the

long way around. Another bad Naomi, take us home. Oh my gosh, Naomi. Are we doing a priest like the topic or the trouble? You know I got feeling. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Naomi, your I don't think so honey time begins now. Okay.

I don't think so honey. 50 comics on one show, honey. Okay? Baby! Like Eliza said, you got to rest, okay? I've been sitting up in here since 815, honey.

I might have a touch of swamp ass in my pants, honey. We ain't got no AC. I'm trying to make a bang happen. And it's about 11.35. 30 seconds. Okay?

It's too early in the week to be making mistakes, honey. We about to kill each other for the same fucking Uber when this shit is over, honey. You know we all up in here. 50 comments. We all need a goddamn moment to shine up in this shit, okay? This is not an NBC stand-up for diversity audition, honey. I need time to be me, bitch. I need time to be me.

And that's what... And Naomi and Farragut. Oh my God. Give it up for this group. The motherfuckers. Danielle Perez. Eliza Skinner. Solomon Georgiou.

And Naomi and Farragut. Honestly, we have been noted. We have to change this goddamn format, but did you have fun tonight, though? So did we. Thank you all so much for coming out. Give it up for all your comics. We're gonna list them all in order right now.

Ray Sani. Allison Rich. Jeremy Byler. Andrew Law. Darcy Garden. Suda Green. Fran Gillespie. Dave Izzoni. Greta Teitelman. Tim Murray. Jaboukie Young-White. Allie Dixon. Janie Stolar. Reid Bryce.

Rekha Shankar. Hayley Hepworth. Billy Domino. Mike Spence. Andrew Farmer. Emily Schmidt. Aaron Madison III. Charles Rogers.

Jordan Firstman. Terry Silley. Daniel Webb. Guy Branum. Keep clapping, you motherfucking idiots. Keep clapping! What the fuck is wrong with you? Megan Gailey.

Blair Saki. Cara Clay. Alice Wetterland. Veronica Osorio. Keep going, Brendan Scannell. Chris Schleicher. What the fuck is wrong with you? Megan Gailey Blair Saki Cara Clank Alice Wetterland Veronica Osorio Keep going Brendan Schenel Chris Schleicher Patrick Rogers

Louis Vertel Joel Kim Booster Brendan Oh my god Where am I? Kirby Hall-Baptiste Samantha Martin Oh my god

Mo Welch Manu Agapior Oscar Montoya Lanyon Kingsley Siobhan Thompson Graham Butcher Glenn Buzan Brody Gupta Danielle Brass Eliza Skinner Solomon Georgi Drew Droege My name is Matt Rogers.

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