Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 7" (Part One)

Episode Date: October 17, 2018

The 7th installment of "I Don't Think So, Honey!" Live is here! 45 comedians take one minute each to go off on culture. Part One featuring: Marcia Belsky, Josh Sharp, Ruby McCollister, Aaron Jackson, ...Cole Escola, Franchesca Ramsey, Rachel Wenitsky, Genevieve Aniello, Nicole Silverberg, Ayo Edebiri, Joyelle Johnson, Molly Austin, Marie Faustin, Christi Chiello, Chrissy Shackelford, and very special guest Annette Bening (Peter Smith). Recorded Live at The Brooklyn Comedy Festival!---MERCH! MERCH! GET YOUR LAS CULTURISTAS MERCH!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/las-culturistasLAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo, or stream it on City TV+. I'm Julian Edelman.
Starting point is 00:00:31 I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old
Starting point is 00:00:54 question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
Starting point is 00:01:21 Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
Starting point is 00:01:38 or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. your podcasts. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Forever. Dog. Look, man.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. Wow. How is everyone doing tonight? Great. So, listen. Who here listens to the podcast called Las Culturistas? Anyone listening?
Starting point is 00:02:44 Very cool. Lucky us. We get to connect with fans. Wow. Who here does not listen to the podcast? Make some noise. Great. Welcome.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Like a lower volume. Like the men really don't listen. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That was a higher timbre than we're used to I agree, so basically you guys this is Las Coturizas Presents
Starting point is 00:03:09 I Don't Think So Honey which is basically we're gonna have well it's supposed to be 50 but you know what guys five dropouts five, five 45 comedians are gonna come up that beautiful number 45 they're gonna come up and do one minute
Starting point is 00:03:26 rants on something in pop culture that they just, you know, they want to attack. They want to attack. It's getting their goat. It's getting their goat. Really just grinding their gears. Grinding their gears. What's another G alliteration we can come up with? Another G alliteration?
Starting point is 00:03:43 Gnarling their gonads their gonads it's gnarling their gonads um i bravely went for a silent g yeah that was cool uh and so i thought it was really cool it's so cool i can't wait to do this uh we've had we've had a fun week haven't we we've had a quite a fun week. Bone and I got to go to a taping of The View. Yeah, that was fun. The View is my favorite show.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I watch it every day. And here's my breakdown of The View. Best energy, Sunny Hostin. Sunny Hostin. She had the best energy. And the crew loves. The crew is very obsessed with Sunny. You can tell. She buys them Christmas gifts. Yeah, she looks people in the eyes when she talks to them. She was the best energy, and the crew loves. The crew is very obsessed with Sunny. You can tell. She buys them Christmas gifts.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Yeah. She looks people in the eyes when she talks to them. She was the only one who cared at all about the crowd. Yeah. That brings me to the second person I'd like to address, which is Whoopi. Whoopi. Whoopi was the most classic. She was asked what she thought of a dance contest, and she said, end line quote,
Starting point is 00:04:45 I don't give a shit about that. To the participants' faces. It was an audience dance contest. They were trying to keep the ball in the air, keep the energy going during the commercial breaks. Called on these two lovely suburban women to dance and Whoopi said to them, I don't give a shit about that.
Starting point is 00:05:01 I don't give a shit. Did she say it at them or to them, do you think? A producer asked, Whoopi, did you watch? And she said, I don't give a shit about that. She ripped up her index cards every break. Every break, she regressively ripped up the cards. She doesn't give a fuck. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Best props? Best props? Joy. Joy has a hand fan. Yeah yeah she had a little electrical hand fan yeah what are those what's the function of that like why would people cool off i think i think i can answer that directly and confidently i think the function of the fan was to become cooler sure uh yeah there's like a more elegant way to do that. I mean, like hand fan. Like this?
Starting point is 00:05:45 Yes. Like, keep it Asian and do the... It's actually rule of culture number 49. Keep it Asian. Is Kelly Jo here? She'll get that down. Keep it Asian. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Wait, wait. But best dressed? Sonny Hostin. Oh, no. Abby Huntsman. Abby Huntsman. Abby Huntsman. Snatched. Thin.
Starting point is 00:06:07 A lot to work with. They put her in like a... What was she wearing? How would you describe that? She had a slingback stiletto is the only way I can describe her shoe. Slingback stiletto. And like an Avril Lavigne tie. Am I wrong?
Starting point is 00:06:21 No. She was like... It was Ellen on the top, like a vest and a tie it was ellen on the top and abby huntsman on the bottom yeah just combining two daytime juggernauts abby huntsman who doesn't give a fuck about the view great you shouldn't you should this is not my family i mean these aren't the people you'll have more to talk about with the view i'll have more to talk about that in a second um also you, by the time this episode comes out, our lives will have changed
Starting point is 00:06:48 because we'll have seen a certain film. A star is born. A star is born. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm at the deep end.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Watch as I dive in I'll never leave the ground See, and their response to that was much better. Oh, bitch. It's fine. What were you saying? I had taken zero sips of it, too.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Damn. We can share one. Their response to that was much better than when we just sang Don't Cry Out Loud. Okay. We can share one. The response to that was much better than when we just sang Don't Cry Out Loud. Okay. We thought it was going to be a good idea. Can I say something? Lady Gaga did us dirty. Because we actually have
Starting point is 00:07:34 been saying can't wait for this show because we're definitely going to sing that song from the trailer on stage. Shallow. Yes. Shallow. Shallow from the movie A Star is Born. She is withholding. They're withholding it? Oh, damn. It's awful.
Starting point is 00:07:47 We can't wait. And just the trailers we've watched. Chill-inducing. Chill-inducing. Like, what are some scenes? Okay. Okay. You want to be Gaga, I'll be Bradley?
Starting point is 00:07:58 Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is... I'm, like, shocked and honored that you're going to let me be Gaga. Of course. No, it's great. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:05 You're very handsome. I'm like shocked and honored that you're gonna let me be Gaga. Of course. No, it's great. Alright. Okay. Um. You ever write your own song? I don't write my own songs. Why not? Because. I don't know. I'm just. Not confident.
Starting point is 00:08:23 Why would you be confident? Well. I don't know, I'm just not confident. Why wouldn't you be confident? Well, because every single person that I've encountered in the music industry has said they like the way I sound, but they don't like the way I look. I like the way you look. Yeah, right. My nose is very big. My nose is very big. I like the way you look. Yeah right, my nose is very big. My nose is very big. And they say my nose is very big.
Starting point is 00:08:53 You got a lucky nose, lucky nose. Yeah right, my nose has not made me lucky. Can I touch it? Oh my gosh. Can I touch your nose? Oh my gosh. Like I've been tied to the whipping post Can I touch your nose? Oh my gosh. Like I've been tied to the whipping post.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Good Lord, I feel like I'm dying. Oh! Wait, we'll do one more. Just one more. The one. Okay, the good one. The one. Wait, but hold on. Now can I be Bradley?
Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah, you be Bradley. I'll be Gaga. This is how versatile we are. Yeah. Ready? Oh my god. You're so amazing. You are the Sam Elliot to our Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga. Okay, wow.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Sam Elliot lights. And that's the cinematographer Matthew Libatique. I know too fucking much about this movie. Wow. Who shot Black Swan? He shot Black Swan. He did. Okay. Alright, you're Bradley Ungaga. Alright, ready? Great. Why? What? I just want to
Starting point is 00:09:54 take another look at you. That's it. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Wait, can you even gag that today? Can you even gag?
Starting point is 00:10:13 Can you even gag? I'm into it. Oh, new one. There was a new clip. There was? There was a new clip released on YouTube. It said one day ago, which I think means that really they put it out yesterday. Then that's what that means.
Starting point is 00:10:25 And it shows her singing the tune. More of it. Oh my God. This is, the trickle of this media cycle is just masterful. You know, I actually went to go see the movie
Starting point is 00:10:39 The Wife with Glenn Close. Oh yeah. Not because I wanted to see it, because I wanted to check out the competition. Yeah. For the Oscars. So now I'm like out to get Glenn Close. Oh my God. You see it, because I wanted to check out the competition for the Oscars. So now I'm out to get Glenn Close.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Oh my god, you're like Big Red in Bring It On. Yeah, that's me. With a camcorder. I'm very Big Red. I brought a camcorder into the wife. The wife is Gabrielle Union. The wife is the Clovers. Yeah, great. Eliza Dushku's gonna see the show
Starting point is 00:11:03 and be like, this is the wife. She's gonna storm out. Eliza, waitku is gonna see the show and be like this is the wife she's gonna storm out we met her nice nice well we're here in this beautiful Polish funeral home I think it's time I think it's time to bring out one special guest that we love good it smells good we are going to we'll give it up for Brooklyn Comedy Festival before we start the show. Welcome to Brooklyn Comedy Festival. Yeah. Hi, hi.
Starting point is 00:11:30 The Sam Elliott to our podcast. We have a very special guest. We've had her on multiple times. Lately, she's been busy working on other projects. She has a new movie coming out. Called Life Itself. Called Life Itself. And also, this actress is going to be
Starting point is 00:11:44 taking the stage again soon. She is? Oh, yes. I can't wait to hear more about that. I can't wait to hear more about this. And also, this actress is going to be taking the stage again soon. I can't wait to hear more about that. And her thoughts about, you know, everything that's going on. Please welcome to the stage, Annette Bening! Annette Bening is here! Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Hi, Annette. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Annette, they gave you a Brooklyn Comedy Festival toad? I know. Isn't this the cutest thing? Oh my goodness, what are some of the... It's really sweet. Thank you. Annette, they gave you a Brooklyn Comedy Festival tote? I know. Isn't this the cutest thing? Oh my goodness. Really sweet. Thank you. What are some of the party favors inside, Annette? There was an oven mitt.
Starting point is 00:12:15 An oven mitt. Some coffee. I wish there was a scarf, because the air conditioning's kind of following me around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been following you? Yeah, you know, it chases me. Whoa. I get that.
Starting point is 00:12:27 I get that sense. Yeah. Or it's the air is getting cooler, it's crisper weather. Could be that too. The weather could be changing. It's the first day of fall. Oh, but fall in New York is the best. Right, but maybe-
Starting point is 00:12:36 You like the fall. You like the farmer's markets. I love the farmer's market. Yeah. I do kind of a crawl. You do kind of a crawl. Yeah, you do like go down the West Side Highway and we kind of pop into each little farmer's market. Sure.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Is that what you and Warren do for fun? Warren Beatty. Warren Beatty. My husband, Warren Beatty. That is who I'm referring to. If he's awake, he'll come. I'm an early riser, so I kind of like getting there with the apples,
Starting point is 00:13:00 kind of the first pick. Right, right, right. What time do you wake up? What's your routine? Oh, my routine? Yeah. Well, I of the first pick. Right, right, right. What time do you wake up? What's your routine? Oh, my routine? Yeah. Well, I do 5.30. 5.30. Wake up. I do kind of a morning sun salutation.
Starting point is 00:13:13 We have a really beautiful window in my bedroom that kind of looks out. Yeah. And I do that. I ice my face for two hours. So that's like six to eight? Yes. Six to eight. Good Yes You're with it And then 8 o'clock I'll do coffee I'll read the trades
Starting point is 00:13:27 Read the trades Variety What are the good trades to read? Variety AARP magazine People magazine The trades Hollywood Insider
Starting point is 00:13:42 Hollywood Reporter Town and Country Good to see you Hollywood insider, Hollywood reporter, town and country. Yeah. Yes, the trade. Good to see you. Now, Annette, you have to tell us about this new film, Life Itself. It's from the creator, written and directed by the guy who started This Is Us. Of course.
Starting point is 00:14:00 It's got that lovely, crunchy, crisp, feel-good vibe. There's also some pathos to it, but it's mostly feel-good. Right. What was that project like? Well, I don't want to spoil it. That's true. Don't spoil it. As you've said, with the stars born, which, congratulations, Bradley, right?
Starting point is 00:14:21 Yeah. Congratulations, Bradley. For young actors, it's encouraging. Yeah, yeah. To be a director behind the camera. Would you ever want to step behind the camera? Oh, yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Yes. I've been trying for over 40 years, but, you know, women in Hollywood, right? What? No, elaborate. But Bradley Cooper, right when he wants to pick up that red camera, he totally can. You know? Yeah. Just how things kind of work.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Dang. It's just harder. And it's so hard to hear that from you, a legend and oh that's so sweet doesn't you are you are that's very people tell you that yeah no i don't really i don't like to kind of enter that sort of hollywood kind of circle yeah yeah yeah i don't you just stay at home with your husband warren baity that's my husband right yeah yes yeah you just want to stay away from the hollywood circle stay at home with your husband, Warren Beatty. That's my husband. Right, yeah. Yes. You just want to stay away from the Hollywood circle and stay home with Warren Beatty, your husband. Hey, we just have people over.
Starting point is 00:15:10 I can smoke in the house. Smoke in the house. Yeah, of course, of course. Smoke in the house. And I've always wondered how you feel about some of these people maybe debuting into acting or just starting out, sort of cutting the prestige line
Starting point is 00:15:23 and you're Emma Stone's getting an Oscar when you might not be able to. The young girls. The young girls. Do you like anyone that's coming up? No. Neither do we. It's not that I don't.
Starting point is 00:15:38 It's just, again, I don't look in the circle. But these girls' names just kind of, they're just thrown away. You see Saoirse Ronan, and then in ten years, you don't know where she's going to be. I'm lucky for my career.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Right, right. I think Saoirse... She's got a huge movie coming out. Well, Saoirse is different, totally different. But you know, Zendaya, who's Zendaya? She's the star of a lot of big movies. She's a great showman, Spider-Man. That name can't carry you for 40 years.
Starting point is 00:16:09 You're right, it can't. No, that's true. That's a flash in the pan. That's a flash in the pan. Annette Bening is timeless. It's very sweet. So is Vodka Diet Pepsi. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Love that. Well, Annette, we are so thrilled that you're here. Best of luck this awards season. Thank you so much. Do you have just life itself, right? Life itself. Life itself. Yeah, what else are you working on?
Starting point is 00:16:32 Oh, lots of theater. I'm going back to the stage. She's going back to the stage. Thank you. She's going to be in All My Sons. This is kind of what you live for. This kind of close. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:41 You know, you see the spit. Could you maybe take us out with, I'm sure you've been in rehearsals. Could you maybe take us out with I'm sure you've been in rehearsals. Could you maybe take us out with a monologue from All My Sons? Oh, yes. I knew you'd be excited. Oh, out, damn spot.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Out, I say. Wow. One, two, why then tis time to doot. Fie, my lord, fie. The scene. Annette Bening, everyone. Have a great show. For Annette.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Have a great... That was Annette Bening. True legend. She was nominated for an Oscar many times. Many times. This is not her year. I can tell you something. Life itself, it's going to be bad.
Starting point is 00:17:24 It's going to be a bad movie. Well, I think it's finally time to start some I Don't Think something. Life itself, it's going to be bad. It's going to be a bad movie. Well, I think it's finally time to start some I Don't Think So Honey. I think it's time to start I Don't Think So Honey-ing. Now, yes. We are thrilled. So I think we are going to open the show ourselves, Matt and I, by showing everyone what an I Don't Think So Honey is, if they are not familiar.
Starting point is 00:17:42 There are two routes that all of our performers can take tonight. They can either give you a pre-selected topic, something that they've thought out over a long period of time but consolidated to one minute, or they can pick from the troll bowl. You want to know what the troll bowl is? Now, the troll bowl is actually a bunch of randomized topics that are meant to be difficult to go negative on.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Past I Don't Think So Honey troll bowl topics include Julie Andrews. a bunch of randomized topics that are meant to be difficult to go negative on. Past I Don't Think So Honey Troll Bowl topics include Julie Andrews. Sandra Oh. Princess Diana. The Women of Broadway. Diversity. I can tell you, I put one name in the bowl. I put one name in the bowl
Starting point is 00:18:17 that I feel really horrible about and I hope happens. Oh my God. I can't. I did not know about this. Let's just say I don't care about making fun of children that are dead, apparently. Throw away
Starting point is 00:18:34 your cares, honey. I don't think so, honey. Okay, we'll see. Should I go first because I have a prepared topic and then Bowen is going to demo the troll bowl. I think that's great. Everyone give it up for my friend Matt Rogers everybody. Matt Rogers
Starting point is 00:18:49 you're pre-selected I Don't Think So Honey starts right now. I Don't Think So Honey the other gay at The View that got to meet Kelly Clarkson and got to hug her and get free tickets to the concert. Let me fucking tell you something.
Starting point is 00:19:06 They said there's going to be a surprise for Kelly Clarkson's biggest fan. I heard the rumbles and I got very excited because it is objectively me. Did this other person, does he Google her every day? Has he seen her in concert nine times? 30 seconds. One time, two times in a row in Radio City Music Hall, Has he seen her in concert nine times? 30 seconds. One time, two times in a row in Radio City Musical, which I paid for both on one of her, sorry, weaker albums?
Starting point is 00:19:37 No, I doubt that he did. But guess what? 15 seconds. I haven't lost 90 pounds listening to her music because I've always looked like this me right five seconds 2018 is trying to test me you that other kid i am matt rogers i am a god and i will win i will get tickets to that concert and i will meet her and i will not cry when i meet her which one time i thought about meeting her and started weeping in my room. That's one minute and 13 seconds.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Wow. I had so much more to say. Oh my God. It is true, Matt Rogers is- We had to sit there. Oh my God. And we are on camera, and you can see the blood leave my face as this gay stood up in front of me and said, I'm so excited to meet you.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I listen to your music. You were with me on that treadmill every day, he said. Which I thought was coded. Coded. What do you mean? I don't like that the kid they picked to do it was a weight loss thing because they're always talking about Kelly's weight it's like shut up it's so sexist but also like congratulations on his way to Kyle
Starting point is 00:20:54 Kyle Phil brick oh uh-huh then then she says I was thinking maybe you want tickets to the concert. And he was like, okay, yeah, cool. She wanted a response out of him that he did not give her. He was cavalier as fuck to her. Yeah, it was bad. That was so bad. And I could sense just emanating from you. Fury.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Every quark, every gluon, every subatomic thing pouring out of Matt. Yeah, but also, I don't think so, honey, you. Well, because I felt that. Because I don't think so, honey, you. Because you can watch the video of it. Bowen Yang is performing, honey, next to me. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:21:39 He was performing. I'm copping to that. It is my I don't think so, honey, time. Done. He was performing beautiful nods like oh wow. And I'm sitting next to him in agony.
Starting point is 00:21:54 It would have been, look, Yesterday was your day anyway. Stop, stop, stop. The optics of this would have been, look at this gay person pouring his heart out to Kelly Clarkson while these two other gays are fuming to the side. And you see the cameraman sort of drift away from my face because they're like, that gay is not having it.
Starting point is 00:22:15 Because it was disrespectful to me. My performative support was for the both of us. Yeah, right. Whatever. And then, this is the last thing I'll say about it. Okay. I posted on my Instagram
Starting point is 00:22:28 a picture that lost Horrified behind this gay and then he commented on it. A little shrugging emoji. Bitch. Kyle, we love you. You're welcome to come to our show. He was actually kind of cute.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Yeah, he was cute. Okay, I think it's time for me to do Troll Boy. What do you think? What do you say? It's Bowen Yang's time! Give it up for Bowen. I hope you draw a dead child for me. Oh, no. Imagine if it was the first one I put.
Starting point is 00:23:09 Oh, my God. It's not. It's not. Okay. I'm wondering if this is going to be anticlimactic. Oh. Well, here we go. We're going to try it anyway.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Your I Don't Think So, Honey topic is A Star Is Born. And your time starts now I don't think so honey a star is born with Chris Kristofferson and Barbara Streisand that one you're a piece of shit trash movie every concert in the 70s was filled with white people with froze I get it like they could not find... The only people of color in that movie are Barbra Streisand's backup singers in the first scene that you see her
Starting point is 00:23:51 singing in the bar in. It is erasure! Did someone say? It is erasure. Streisand is phoning it in. She's letting the hair do the work. What did Chris Christopherson ever do before or after that
Starting point is 00:24:08 bad two and a half hour long movie that got a 37% on Rotten Tomatoes? 15 seconds. It's facts, people. It's facts. It sucks. It's bad. Do not let that movie contextualize or deter you from seeing this new iteration, which
Starting point is 00:24:23 is the movie of our lifetimes. No hyperbole. Please go see A Star Is Born. We will be at a showing at the 42nd Street AMC Theater, October 5th, Thursday. Please join us. We'd love to see you there. This mic stand is broke. And that's one minute and ten seconds. I think
Starting point is 00:24:42 you guys are truly welcome to come. We want everyone in the world to come join us at this one screening of A Star is Born at the AMC 42nd Street at 1030 on October 4th. Yes, please join us. Please come. I'll tell you what was erasure
Starting point is 00:24:59 when we went to The View and that other gay won that ticket. That was erasure. That was erasure of me. Yeah, that was and when a white gay er that ticket. That was erasure. That was erasure of me. Yeah. And when a white gay erases another white gay, it's... Progress. It's a wash. It's a wash. That's what they call it in the dictionary.
Starting point is 00:25:14 A wash. When a white gay erases another white gay. It's a wash. I was trying to come up with an example. It's like when Adam Rippon is famous for the Olympics and then everyone just forgets Gus Kenworthy. No one's forgetting Gus Kenworthy.
Starting point is 00:25:30 You're right. I think Gus Kenworthy's doing fine. Yeah, we love you, Gus. We love Gus. Are we ready for some more? I don't think so, honey. It's for the rest of the night. We are doing 45 people straight.
Starting point is 00:25:44 No intermission. Who's ready? I think we're ready for our first group. I think we're ready for the first group. Everyone, please, welcome of the night. We are doing 45 people straight, no intermission. Who's ready? I think we're ready for our first group. I think we're ready for the first group. Everyone, please, welcome to the stage.
Starting point is 00:25:49 This group is called Mary Poppin' Her Ass. Welcome, Marsha Belsky. Welcome, Joshua D. Sharp. Ruby McAllister. Aaron Emmanuel Jackson. And Cole Escola. Cole Escola. Cole Escola.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Welcome. Aaron Jackson. Is your middle name Emmanuel? No. Okay, perfect. Please welcome to the day, it's Marsha Belsky. Marsha. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Marsha, what's it going to be? Thank you. I am pre-selected. Pre-selected. She came prepared. Okay. This is Marsha Belsky's I Don't Think So, Honey.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Her time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey, the Holocaust. It was a bad. It was a bad. I don't think so. Like, what? I've heard of Netflix and chill,
Starting point is 00:26:39 but Netflix and kill the Jews? I don't think so, honey. Like, who hates gypsies? That's so weird. Hitler, you're not hot. You're not cute. You're rude. I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Murder. It's rude, and I'm afraid of it. I don't think so, honey. 30 seconds. I don't think so, honey. The Holocaust whole vibe and me having to go to museums my entire childhood. Every single year. I'm like, oh my god,
Starting point is 00:27:08 DC's so pretty. Not anymore. I don't think so, honey. 15 seconds. I don't think so, honey. Never forget, but do never forget. I don't think so, honey. I don't think so, honey. All I planned on was saying the Holocaust. Thank you. 5 seconds.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I don't think so, honey. Love you. I the Holocaust. Thank you. Five seconds. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Love you. I love you. I love you. That's one minute. Marsha Belsky, everyone. Marsha. Taking down the Holocaust.
Starting point is 00:27:32 The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple. Look who it is. Joined by elite new friends. Rebecca Malkoff. Have you ever heard of her? But things could change in a New York Minute. She had this wild night and ended up getting
Starting point is 00:27:48 pregnant by some other guy. What? You've told her? Not today, Satan. Not today. The Real Housewives of New York City, all new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. I'm Julian Edelman.
Starting point is 00:28:04 I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show. We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past, and we're just going to sit here and talk about them. And we'll get into the types of dudes.
Starting point is 00:28:25 What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs, wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dude. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories
Starting point is 00:28:35 and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
Starting point is 00:28:59 a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzales wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose.
Starting point is 00:30:01 My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image
Starting point is 00:30:17 and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble I encourage delusional dreamers be a delusional dreamer just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer I just had such an anger I was just so mad at life
Starting point is 00:30:31 everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine I had such a victim mentality I took zero accountability for anything in my life I was the kid that if you asked what what happened I immediately started with everything but me it took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
Starting point is 00:30:50 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. Next, welcome Josh Sharp to the microphone. In a new shirt, in a new shirt. It's grand debut, this shirt. This is the big debut of the shirt. In a new shirt. In a new shirt. It's grand debut, this shirt. This is the big debut of the shirt. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Talk to us. Okay, here's the story. I think in two nights I've slept four hours because I've been a real bad girl summer last till Halloween, you know? So I feel like a full-on psychopath and I think I must do Troll Polls. Wow!
Starting point is 00:31:23 First Troll Poll of the night. This psycho made a psychopathic decision to do Troll Poll.. Wow! First Trollpoll of the night. This psycho made a psychopathic decision to do Trollpoll. We're going to open her up and let her go. Josh Sharpe's I Don't Think So Honey Trollpoll topic is Julia Roberts. As time starts now. I don't think so honey
Starting point is 00:31:38 Julia Roberts. I can't even think of one of your movies. Now some people would say that's a commentary on me. But I don't even think of one of your movies. Now, some people would say that's a commentary on me, but I don't think so, honey. If you're a pop icon, I should remember one of your movies right now, no matter how little sleep I've had.
Starting point is 00:31:55 But I truly am not lying to you. I cannot think of one Julia Roberts movie right now. I cannot think of one. And that is on you. You have to bring culture to me. I'm going to sit on my juicy butt and let it wash over me like a bath of warm, spoiled milk, Julia. You must bring it to me. I don't know who you are, Julia Roberts.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I know you're a white... I'm not even sure I'm picturing Julia Roberts in my head right now. 15 seconds. I fully think I'm thinking of Anne Hathaway, but I know who Julia Roberts is. Again, you might think this is on me, and I don't think so, honey. 5 seconds.
Starting point is 00:32:34 You know Julia? Oh, Pretty Woman? Yeah. Okay. And that's one minute! Josh Sharp, everyone. Oh, boy. That was a journey. Is it weird that my instinct was Runaway Bride?
Starting point is 00:32:52 Mine was Erin Brockovich. Mine was what? Erin Brockovich. That's a good one. That's a fun one. But Josh still can't picture her. Okay! He can't picture Julia Roberts?
Starting point is 00:33:00 That's crazy. That's erasure. Erasure. All right. Everyone, please welcome Ruby McAllister. Yes, Ruby. Come on, Ruby. I think I know what this is.
Starting point is 00:33:12 I love Ruby. Ruby. It's preselected. It's preselected. It's preselected. This is Ruby McAllister's I Don't Think So Honey. Get ready. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Hold that. I got a little tangled. Let me get my spot. Are you good spot I'm ready this is Ruby McAllister's I don't think so honey our time starts now I don't think so honey people who are sleeping with me
Starting point is 00:33:33 and claim that my red hair has nothing to do with the fact that they're attracted to me bitch the curtains match the motherfucking giraffe or whatever.
Starting point is 00:33:50 The rug and the curtains, the interior decorator wants both of them to be the same color. If you catch my drift, I'm on a date with a guy who claims, oh, he's colorblind. I get it.
Starting point is 00:34:06 We're in a post-whatever, post- subjectification time, but I am inches away from your face, and what the goddamn hell am I supposed to say? If you're not complimenting my eyes and my
Starting point is 00:34:22 goddamn hair. Five seconds! Get the fuck out of here! Tell me five nice things about how I look! That's one minute! How dare these men! Ruby McFallister! How dare they!
Starting point is 00:34:39 Notable redhead! Erasure! Erasure! Erasure! Erasure! Everyone, please welcome Aaron Jackson! Air, babe.
Starting point is 00:34:53 What's it gonna be? I just want to say so far, great show. And I'm gonna do the troll bowl. Wow! Aaron Jackson. I love when people do that Okay Aaron
Starting point is 00:35:07 Your I don't do so honey Troll bowl topic is the film Forrest Gump And your time starts now I don't think so honey Forrest Gump And this is true That movie sucked That movie is three hours long
Starting point is 00:35:23 Tom Hanks gets an Oscar, his second in two years for playing somebody with a mental handicap after he plays a gay. I don't think so, honey. Tom Hanks. Yeah, erasure. I don't think so. Making Robin write then Penn sort of just be like, you know, like, give her
Starting point is 00:35:39 something to do. Like, she is it. You know what I mean? 30 seconds. 30? 30. I don't think so, honey, when the big motif of your movie
Starting point is 00:35:51 is a fucking feather. What are you talking about? I don't think so, honey. Shawshank Redemption also came out the year way better. Way better movie. I didn't know
Starting point is 00:36:02 that's a boys movie with lots of boys in it, but sometimes that can still be a story of power five seconds i don't think so but anyway for scuff that movie sucks the 90s so we're they were blind that's what made it rule number 29 of culture the 90s they were blind. They were blind? Was that the statement? Blind. Blind. Blind. So evocative. Now please welcome the one and only Cole Escola!
Starting point is 00:36:36 Ooh, cute. Cute. I like those pants. Good pants. Good shoes. Work pants. Work pants. Cole. Alright, so Cole, what are we doing? Are we doing a pre-slide to topic or are we in fact doing the troll bowl? Let's do the troll bowl.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Wow! I love when people do that. Okay. This will be good. Okay. Cola Scola, your I Don't Think So Honey topic is Juliana Margulies. And your time starts now. I don't topic is Julianna Margulies. And your time starts now.
Starting point is 00:37:09 I don't think so, Julianna Margulies, who didn't want to get her hair straightened for each season of The Good Wife, so she had a wig. All right? We're supposed to believe that on Tuesday morning at the end of season five, she went home with one hairstyle. She shows up the next season it's Tuesday night
Starting point is 00:37:26 with a completely different wig also with because and this is why she showed up with a different wig she clearly had some work done in the interim which is fine you know Hollywood's hard on women but the bangs had to cover her eye
Starting point is 00:37:42 that was like this you know what I mean? I'm sorry, Julianna Margulies, but just crying is not acting. We know that. 15 seconds. How dare you stand there next to Christine Baranski and have the master shot, you bitch. Five seconds. That is, you are undoing everything that everyone in my
Starting point is 00:38:05 family has ever done. And that's why I'm saying it. That is a Skola erasure. Yes, erasure.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Thank you. Give it up for Kola Skola, everyone. Give it up for this group, Mary Poppin, her ass,
Starting point is 00:38:19 Josh Sharp, Ruby McAllister, Aaron Jackson, and Kola Skola. Wow, we are up to a rollicking start. I fucking love that.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Two takedowns of beloved award-winning actresses thus far. Now let's please welcome our next group. They are called Actress Roundtable. Make some noise for Francesca Ramsey. Give it up for Rachel Winnitsky. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Thank you, Genevieve Agnello! Yes! And it's Nicole Silverberg! Yes, yes, yes! And finally, give it up for Ayo Adebari! Ayo! Oh, this is pretty good. I'm very thrilled to welcome Francesca Ramsey to the mic!
Starting point is 00:39:03 Fran! Yes, Fran! Her very first I Don't Think So, Honey. We've been hunting her down. Oh, this is great. I'm going to do a preselected for myself. Yeah, I'm ready. This is Francesca Ramsey's I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Those scammy, faux IRS phone calls that are blowing up my phone. I have been contacted by the IRS and those motherfuckers sent me a mail. They sent me something I had to motherfucking sign for. They were not calling my house. Okay? So I decided to
Starting point is 00:39:34 entertain this motherfucker the other day and I was like, oh, I'm so scared, I'm so scared. And then he had the nerve to tell me to suck his dick. No! You called me to scam me and now you want me to suck your dick? 30 seconds no and then you know what here's the thing you think who's gonna fall for this i'm gonna tell you who's gonna fall for this grandma's your grandma your grandma and i will be damned if somebody's gonna fucking scam
Starting point is 00:39:58 my grandma and it's not me no 15 seconds because real talk i will say nice things about her when she's dead But that bitch is a bitch And I would like to be the only one That steals money from my grandma 5 seconds Not some scammy dude pretending to be from the IRS With a thick ass accent And whatever accent you were thinking of is fucking racist
Starting point is 00:40:19 And I didn't And that's why Wow Watch your grandmothers They could be falling for scams Scams galore That's my favorite! Francesca! Wow. Watch your grandmothers. They could be falling for scams. Scams galore. Scammies galore.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Now welcome Rachel and it's gonna be Rachel in the jumpsuit of the year. Give it up for the look. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. I pulled a look for you guys. Give me the tea. Is it gonna be the troll bowl? Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Thank you, Spence. The troll bowl or is it going to be a preselected top top? Well, I really have to speak my mind tonight, so it's preselected. Speak your mind. Speak your mind. This is Rachel Winitsky's I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Priyanka Chopra marrying Nick Jonas? What? I mean, I know love is love is love is love, but this love is fucking bullshit and everybody knows it. Priyanka Chopra is the most beautiful, glamorous, tall, I assume, woman on the planet. And Nick Jonas is from New Jersey?
Starting point is 00:41:24 She was at the royal wedding. Do you know how many royal weddings Nick Jonas is from New Jersey? She was at the royal wedding. Do you know how many royal weddings Nick Jonas has been to? Zero, because boys from Wyckoff, New Jersey don't go to royal weddings. I can say this because I'm from New Jersey and I'm fucking trash.
Starting point is 00:41:41 Priyanka Chopra was in the most amazing ABC one-hour drama, Quantico most amazing ABC one hour drama Quantico Best show on earth Quantico You can stream that shit on Netflix And what has Nick Jonas done The concert version of Les Mis
Starting point is 00:41:55 That shit was fine And that's what Les Mis was right I will say this If there's anyone I'm least surprised to find out watches Quantico, it is Rachel Winnitsky. You are a Quantico type of girl.
Starting point is 00:42:12 And she just finished marathoning Mozart in the Jungle. That's the world she's in. Everyone, we are honored to welcome Genevieve Vanilla! Genevieve! Genevieve! Yes! Genevieve! Genevieve! Yes! Scurry to the mic!
Starting point is 00:42:28 Hi! What are you going to do? Oh my god, a star is born. I'm coming, I need to come. Come, come. I'm freaking out, I was singing along. 10.30 AMC, 42nd Square, we picked the worst theater we could think of. 42nd Square, yeah. Okay, thank you.
Starting point is 00:42:43 What are we picking? Is it a pre-selected top? It's a pre-select. I have something very mage to get off my dong chest. Mage, she got off her dong chest. This is Genevieve and I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. God. What is she doing?
Starting point is 00:43:00 I don't like calling women crazy, but she's acting truly wild. What? War. Ted Cruz. Buttholes. I don't like calling women crazy, but she's acting truly wild. What? War. Ted Cruz. Buttholes. What is she doing?
Starting point is 00:43:12 She's going to give us these ethereal figures, and then when going gets tough at the crack, she's going to tie us off with a smelly knot. What are buttholes? They're insane. What is she doing? Buttholes. Highs and lows. Buttholes.
Starting point is 00:43:21 And then she gave us dogs. Amazing. Dogs are good. We all love dogs. Then she gave us greyhound dogs what the fuck that is insane who has a greyhound dog good they're disgusting they're too skinny they're fast i'm body shaming greyhound dogs ew i'm so sorry alcohol amazing who likes alcohol yeah very cool of her but then she gave us wine. Hot take disgusting. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Who has tasted wine? The first sip disgusting. It is stinky. Five seconds. Wine is dead fruit, Jizz. You heard it here first. It is nasty. Why do we have wine to forget about our smelly knots?
Starting point is 00:43:58 God, you a freak for that one. God, you a freak for wine. Oh, my God. Okay. I very nearly almost did my I don't think so honey on Prosecco. Wow. Fuck Prosecco. It's disgusting.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Oh, it smells like shit. What am I going to do? Yeah, it smells like fucking shit. Really fucking shit. Genitive and yellow, everyone. Wait. Okay, it's like, hello, what am I? Why don't I just order a headache?
Starting point is 00:44:22 Rule number 59 of culture. Wine is dead fruit jizz. Wine is dead fruit jizz. I love that. Jandami Minello just contributed a rule of culture. Oh my God. Everyone, another person who I wouldn't be surprised to find out watches Quantico, Nicole Silverberg!
Starting point is 00:44:39 I say that because she is a public and proud Grey's Anatomy stan. She loves Grey's. I am a fan. Yeah. Yes. My hat says give Sandra Oh an Emmy. Yes! I say that because she is a public and proud Grey's Anatomy stan. She loves Grey's. My hat says give Sandra Oh an Emmy. Yes, that is what this hat says. I feel like this is the right venue. I've got something basic, but I'm doing pre-selected. Pre-selected.
Starting point is 00:44:57 This is Nicole Silverberg's I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, Drake texting Millie Bobby Brown. Okay, with a disclaimer. Everyone's all up in arms about this, but no one gives a shit about R. Kelly doing way worse because his victims are black. That is a separate thing, and everyone's just like, oh my God, Drake, why are you texting a white British child?
Starting point is 00:45:15 But she's 14, and your girlfriend is 18. That is the same. I'm 27, and I can't find anything to talk about with a 25-year-old. What the fuck are you talking about with a 14-year-old? 30 seconds. We talk about boys. Oh, really? Anything in that whole orbit is my enemy.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Drake has a massive ego. Why does a 14-year-old have a cell phone? I had to wait until I was 15, even though everyone else had one, and it was not fair. Everyone needs to tell Drake that just because he's beloved doesn't mean that he can just text children. Five seconds.
Starting point is 00:45:55 And she is really pretty, though. She seems old for her age. I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute of Nicole Silverberg. I love that they were like, Millie Bobby Brown was like, everyone stop teasing me about my relationship. It's like, girl, we're helping you.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Yeah, that was how it started. If Drake is texting her at all, that's fucked up. No, they cannot be texting. Is his girlfriend 18? Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't think so, honey. Drake. No, they cannot be texting. Is his girlfriend 18? Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't think so, honey. Drake.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Oh, Drake. No. No. No, please. That makes me really mad. I know, it's upsetting. Okay, let's bring up to the mic Ayo Adebri!
Starting point is 00:46:42 What does the shirt say, Ayo? The shirt says, Daddy's little shirt says daddy's little daddy daddy's little daddy yeah yeah yeah come on dad i am i am little daddy uh io thoughts on um you know troll bowl v so i actually was going to speak about the Millie Bobby Brown industrial complex. Wow. And so I think it's only you absolutely know. I got to do the Trouble Bowl. I got to. The bowl is calling.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Here we go. Okay. This is on theme for this group. Your I don't think so honey topic is Grey's Anatomy. Your time starts now. I absolutely do not think so honey Grey's Anatomy. It has been on air for I want to say 244 seasons. It's too much.
Starting point is 00:47:38 It's too long. Get it off air. Give me a spinoff for God's sake. They tried to do a spinoff and it didn't work. Is that not a sign? I don't think so, honey. I don't think so. Honestly, Shonda Rhimes trapping sort of, you know, beautifully because she's a black woman and we love her.
Starting point is 00:47:55 But sort of maniacally like these talented actors in this sort of like vortex of a hospital trapping Sandra Oh for years and years and years. A decade. And years. And then when she got free, you know, she got to do like Under the Tuscan Sun, which is like great and a service, but also like I needed more from Sandra. You know, and I needed more. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Hospital dramas maybe for too long. Agreed. Five seconds. And you know what? It's the only show my mom watches and I want to talk to her about more TV. Oh, that's one minute. Ayo's mom.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Made it personal at the end. Wow. That was masterful. Give it up for Actress Roundtable Francesca Ramsey. Rachel Wienerzky.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Genevieve Aguilera. Nicole Silverberg. And Ayo Adebri. Wow. That's so funny. Grey's Anatomy has come up a lot today. It's come up a lot. We saw a gif today of Sandra Oh eating
Starting point is 00:48:50 two hot dogs. Remember that episode where they ate hot dogs? It's not that good. It's not that good. Welcome our next group. They are called Fashion Darling. Give it up for Jael Johnson. Give it up for Molly Austin.
Starting point is 00:49:04 For Marie Faustin. For Chrissy Chiello. And for Chrissy Shackelford. Chrissy. Yes, yes, yes. Hello, ladies. With the glitter fanny pack, bring up to the stage Joelle Johnson.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Joelle Johnson. Oh, freaking K. First of all, congratulations, bitch. Thank you. Yes. And I have a prepared one because I got shit on my mind. I don't think so, honey. White women.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Alright? I'm going to have to say it. I got white woman by a white woman two weeks ago. The bitch works for the Huffington Post. Fuck her. And if y'all don't want to know what being a white woman means, that's for example if like a white woman is running for president and y'all bitches vote the sexual predator into the office, that's getting fucking white woman, alright?
Starting point is 00:49:54 I fucking, I, this woman interviewed me, asked me about Louis C.K., right? And then wrote in the article, a comedian named Joyelle, we're not gonna use the rest of her name for fear of professional repercussions. Bitch, how many Joyelles do you think are in the
Starting point is 00:50:09 fucking world? I couldn't believe that. Let alone in comedy work at the fucking cellar. Bitch should've put my social security number and address and blood type in the shit. 15 seconds. Cause guess what? I said what the fuck I said. Ah!
Starting point is 00:50:24 Whoa! Whoa! Taking ownership live. Come on. I couldn't fucking believe that shit, Joyelle. That was crazy. All right. Give it the fuck up for Molly Austin!
Starting point is 00:50:41 Molly, with the luck. Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Come so much What are you thinking? Well I think I'm gonna go I think I'm gonna go with what I know Go with what you know That's what they say to do
Starting point is 00:50:55 This is Molly Austin's I Don't Think So Honey Your time starts now I Don't Think So Honey, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Yes the drugs, yes, no pre-nut. But mostly, I don't like when blondes date blondes. They're the hardest group
Starting point is 00:51:11 to tell apart. I don't like when two blondes hang out with more... I don't like when one blonde hangs out with another blonde and now you're gonna
Starting point is 00:51:17 procreate? No. No. Your children are not gonna survive the depletion of the ozone layer. So I don't think so, honey. You're going to have to dip your baby in a vat of SPF.
Starting point is 00:51:28 It's no good. It's no good. They look like the siblings from the Children of the Corn. Okay? I don't think so, honey. They look less like a couple gearing up to reproduce and more like a little girl's description of ghosts in the attic. 15 seconds.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Okay? Thin, pale, blonde. Blonde is the most popular hair color of ghosts. All the time. I don't think so, honey. I don't like it. I don't like it. It's actually rule of culture
Starting point is 00:51:59 number 13. Blonde is the most popular hair color of ghosts. You see many ghosts with that hair color. Many blonde ghosts. It's a trend right now. Everyone welcome Marie Faustin. Birthday weekend. Birthday weekend.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Birthday weekend. Birthday weekend. You see what my voice sounds like? Birthday weekend. Birthday weekend. Birthday weekend. Birthday bish. All right. How do we feel, Rhi, troll bowl, and the preselectedness?
Starting point is 00:52:32 Okay, so last night was a lot of, like, cocaine and molly. So I didn't prepare anything, but I'm not about to trick me with that bowl. I thought about it while I was back there, and I'm going to do something that I did not prepare. Okay, so here we go. This is the nerve work done. Marie Faustins, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Men with bad dick. And high self-esteem. Where is that coming from? Your dick is trash. How dare you not pay the whole check when all of them get drunk? You should be paying the check for the table next to us.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Your dick is terrible. I don't think so, honey. Like, you go down there and just... And then you think I'm going to sit on your dick for a couple minutes? I don't think so honey like you go down there and just laugh so you think I'm gonna sit on your dick for a couple minutes I don't think so honey I don't need to work out that bad I'm skinny but you know what I also don't think so honey women who fake it in the bedroom 15 seconds you are giving these men with terrible penis confidence that they don't deserve.
Starting point is 00:53:47 And some of y'all don't understand that you got prerequisite pussy. Because what you got, he's going to think that other women like that because you faked it. I'm not an actress. And that's one minute. Women, stop faking it. Stop faking it. You're making these men with bad dick have the confidence. Marie Faustin, everybody.
Starting point is 00:54:07 And now, welcome to the mic, Christy Cello. Christy, Christy. Hello, Cello. What are we thinking? Hi. Hi, everybody. Talk to us about what you are thinking. I'm thinking I'm going to go with
Starting point is 00:54:25 Trowbo. I love when people do that. I love when people do that. I hope I know what it is. Wow, okay. This is crazy. Christy Cello, your I Don't Think So Honey topic is
Starting point is 00:54:41 Samuel L. Jackson. Time starts now. I don't think so honey Samuel L. Jackson because snakes on a plane? No thank you. There are never snakes on a plane, Samuel L.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Jackson. I don't think so honey. I don't think so honey Samuel L. don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson, because honestly, you're getting really old. And I just don't really think you're that great of an actor, even though you're iconic. 30 seconds. I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson, because honestly, I would like to be in a lot of movies, and I'm not Samuel L. Jackson. So I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson, because I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson. I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Five seconds. Samuel L. Jackson. And that's one minute. Wow. The most successful I Don't Think So Honey, which was really just a repeating of the topic's name.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Reading, repeating the topic. I love it. She knows. She knows how to. I love it. She hacked it. He is iconic despite being fine.
Starting point is 00:55:59 That was a good read. That was great. Give it up for Chrissy Shackleford! Ooh, I like the top. Thank you. That's a good top. Come on, top.
Starting point is 00:56:11 It's from Target. Oh! Wait, wait. The gay at The View wore a jacket from Target. And don't come for him for that. Don't come for him for that. I'm not coming for you. It was a great jacket.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Retail shaming has no place here. Retail shaming has no place here. Retail shaming has no place here. Now, Chrissy, what's it going to be? Tell us. Oh, I'm famously a trollable bitch, but tonight I am pre-selected. Wow, okay, pre-select. Chrissy Shacklebirds, I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Our time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Pop covers of Disney songs. We don't need these. Demi Lovato covering let it go from frozen even toddlers that were obsessed with that song we're like it sounds a little too babyish for me I don't think so honey Alessia Cara covering how far I'll go from Moana okay no offense Alessia Cara you are talented but you are like
Starting point is 00:57:06 if a choker necklace came to life and was like, I want to make music. 30 seconds. I'll fix some honey. Christina Aguilera covering Reflection from Mulan. That cover sucks!
Starting point is 00:57:21 And so does the music video. You've got Christina Aguilera with a short blonde haircut looking like a platinum Reba McEntire singing about her reflection and when she looks in the pond, it's Mulan. Something's not right here. Five seconds. Let's celebrate the storytellers who bring the songs to life
Starting point is 00:57:37 like Lea Salonga who sang Reflection in the original movie. And that's why I made it. Thank you. Celebrate Lea Salonga. And celebrate Chrissy. Yes. Give it up for Fashion Darling. Joyelle Johnson.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Molly Austin. Marie Faustin. Christy Cello. And Christy Shackleford. Outstanding. Oh my God. Forever. Dog. This has been. Forever Dog.
Starting point is 00:58:08 This has been a Forever Dog production. Executive produced by Brett Boehm, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit foreverdogpodcasts.com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team and liking our page on Facebook. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to dudes on dudes
Starting point is 00:59:11 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest
Starting point is 00:59:22 and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Cheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.
Starting point is 01:00:46 You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.