Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 7" (Part One)
Episode Date: October 17, 2018The 7th installment of "I Don't Think So, Honey!" Live is here! 45 comedians take one minute each to go off on culture. Part One featuring: Marcia Belsky, Josh Sharp, Ruby McCollister, Aaron Jackson, ...Cole Escola, Franchesca Ramsey, Rachel Wenitsky, Genevieve Aniello, Nicole Silverberg, Ayo Edebiri, Joyelle Johnson, Molly Austin, Marie Faustin, Christi Chiello, Chrissy Shackelford, and very special guest Annette Bening (Peter Smith). Recorded Live at The Brooklyn Comedy Festival!---MERCH! MERCH! GET YOUR LAS CULTURISTAS MERCH!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/las-culturistasLAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dog.
Look, man.
Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture?
Yes.
Goodness.
Wow.
Las Culturistas.
Ding dong.
Las Culturistas calling.
Wow.
How is everyone doing tonight?
Great.
So, listen.
Who here listens to the podcast called Las Culturistas?
Anyone listening?
Very cool.
Lucky us.
We get to connect with fans.
Wow.
Who here does not listen to the podcast?
Make some noise.
Great.
Welcome.
Like a lower volume.
Like the men really don't listen.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
That was a higher timbre than we're used to
I agree, so basically you guys
this is Las Coturizas Presents
I Don't Think So Honey
which is basically we're gonna have
well it's supposed to be 50 but you know what guys
five dropouts
five, five
45 comedians are gonna come up
that beautiful number 45
they're gonna come up and do one minute
rants on something in pop culture that
they just, you know, they want
to attack. They want to attack.
It's getting their goat.
It's getting their goat. Really just grinding
their gears. Grinding their gears.
What's another G alliteration we can come up with?
Another G alliteration?
Gnarling
their gonads their gonads it's
gnarling their gonads um i bravely went for a silent g yeah that was cool uh and so
i thought it was really cool it's so cool i can't wait to do this uh we've had we've had a fun week
haven't we we've had a quite a fun week. Bone and I got to go to a
taping of The View.
Yeah, that was fun.
The View is my favorite show.
I watch it every day.
And here's my breakdown of
The View. Best energy,
Sunny Hostin. Sunny Hostin.
She had the best energy.
And the crew loves. The crew is very
obsessed with Sunny. You can tell. She buys them Christmas gifts. Yeah, she looks people in the eyes when she talks to them. She was the best energy, and the crew loves. The crew is very obsessed with Sunny. You can tell.
She buys them Christmas gifts.
Yeah.
She looks people in the eyes when she talks to them.
She was the only one who cared at all about the crowd.
Yeah.
That brings me to the second person I'd like to address, which is Whoopi.
Whoopi.
Whoopi was the most classic.
She was asked what she thought of a dance contest, and she said, end line quote,
I don't give a shit about that.
To the participants' faces.
It was an audience dance contest.
They were trying to keep the ball in the air,
keep the energy going during the commercial breaks.
Called on these two lovely suburban women to dance and
Whoopi said to them,
I don't give a shit about that.
I don't give a shit.
Did she say it at them or to them, do you think?
A producer asked, Whoopi, did you watch?
And she said, I don't give a shit about that.
She ripped up her index cards every break.
Every break, she regressively ripped up the cards.
She doesn't give a fuck.
I don't know.
Best props?
Best props?
Joy.
Joy has a hand fan. Yeah yeah she had a little electrical hand fan
yeah what are those what's the function of that like why would people cool off i think
i think i can answer that directly and confidently i think the function of the fan was to become
cooler sure uh yeah there's like a more elegant way to do that. I mean, like hand fan.
Like this?
Yes.
Like, keep it Asian and do the...
It's actually rule of culture number 49.
Keep it Asian.
Is Kelly Jo here?
She'll get that down.
Keep it Asian.
Wow.
Wait, wait.
But best dressed?
Sonny Hostin.
Oh, no.
Abby Huntsman. Abby Huntsman.
Abby Huntsman.
Snatched.
Thin.
A lot to work with.
They put her in like a...
What was she wearing?
How would you describe that?
She had a slingback stiletto is the only way I can describe her shoe.
Slingback stiletto.
And like an Avril Lavigne tie.
Am I wrong?
No.
She was like...
It was Ellen on the top, like a vest and a tie it was ellen on the top
and abby huntsman on the bottom yeah just combining two daytime juggernauts abby huntsman
who doesn't give a fuck about the view great you shouldn't you should this is not my family
i mean these aren't the people you'll have more to talk about with the view i'll have more to
talk about that in a second um also you, by the time this episode comes out,
our lives will have changed
because we'll have seen a certain film.
A star is born.
A star is born.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm at the deep end.
Watch as I dive in
I'll never leave the ground
See, and
their response to that was much better.
Oh, bitch.
It's fine.
What were you saying?
I had taken zero sips of it, too.
Damn.
We can share one.
Their response to that was
much better than when we just sang Don't Cry Out Loud. Okay. We can share one. The response to that was much better than when we just
sang Don't Cry Out Loud. Okay.
We thought it was going to be a good idea. Can I say
something? Lady Gaga did us
dirty. Because we actually have
been saying can't wait for this show
because we're definitely going to sing that song from
the trailer on stage. Shallow.
Yes. Shallow. Shallow from the movie
A Star is Born. She is withholding.
They're withholding it?
Oh, damn.
It's awful.
We can't wait.
And just the trailers we've watched.
Chill-inducing.
Chill-inducing.
Like, what are some scenes?
Okay.
Okay.
You want to be Gaga, I'll be Bradley?
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is...
I'm, like, shocked and honored that you're going to let me be Gaga.
Of course.
No, it's great.
All right.
Okay.
You're very handsome. I'm like shocked and honored that you're gonna let me be Gaga. Of course. No, it's great. Alright. Okay. Um.
You ever write your own song?
I don't write my own songs.
Why not?
Because.
I don't know.
I'm just.
Not confident.
Why would you be confident?
Well. I don't know, I'm just not confident. Why wouldn't you be confident? Well, because every single person that I've encountered in the music industry
has said they like the way I sound, but they don't like the way I look.
I like the way you look.
Yeah, right. My nose is very big. My nose is very big. I like the way you look.
Yeah right, my nose is very big.
My nose is very big.
And they say my nose is very big.
You got a lucky nose, lucky nose.
Yeah right, my nose has not made me lucky.
Can I touch it?
Oh my gosh.
Can I touch your nose?
Oh my gosh.
Like I've been tied to the whipping post Can I touch your nose? Oh my gosh.
Like I've been tied to the whipping post.
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dying.
Oh!
Wait, we'll do one more.
Just one more.
The one. Okay, the good one.
The one.
Wait, but hold on.
Now can I be Bradley?
Yeah, you be Bradley.
I'll be Gaga. This is how versatile
we are. Yeah.
Ready?
Oh my god.
You're so amazing. You are the Sam
Elliot to our Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga.
Okay, wow.
Sam Elliot lights. And that's the
cinematographer Matthew Libatique.
I know too fucking much about this movie.
Wow. Who shot Black Swan?
He shot Black Swan. He did. Okay.
Alright, you're Bradley Ungaga. Alright, ready? Great.
Why?
What? I just want to
take another look at you.
That's it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Wait, can you even gag that today?
Can you even gag?
Can you even gag?
I'm into it.
Oh, new one.
There was a new clip.
There was?
There was a new clip released on YouTube.
It said one day ago, which I think means that really they put it out yesterday.
Then that's what that means.
And it shows her singing the tune.
More of it.
Oh my God.
This is,
the trickle of this media cycle
is just masterful.
You know,
I actually went to go see the movie
The Wife with Glenn Close.
Oh yeah.
Not because I wanted to see it,
because I wanted to check out
the competition.
Yeah.
For the Oscars. So now I'm like out to get Glenn Close. Oh my God. You see it, because I wanted to check out the competition for the Oscars.
So now I'm out to get Glenn Close.
Oh my god, you're like Big Red in Bring It On.
Yeah, that's me. With a camcorder.
I'm very Big Red. I brought a camcorder
into the wife.
The wife is Gabrielle Union.
The wife is the Clovers.
Yeah, great.
Eliza Dushku's gonna see the show
and be like, this is the wife.
She's gonna storm out. Eliza, waitku is gonna see the show and be like this is the wife she's gonna storm out we met her nice nice well we're here in this beautiful Polish funeral home I think it's time I think it's time to bring out
one special guest that we love good it smells good we are going to we'll give
it up for Brooklyn Comedy Festival
before we start the show.
Welcome to Brooklyn Comedy Festival.
Yeah.
Hi, hi.
The Sam Elliott to our podcast.
We have a very special guest.
We've had her on multiple times.
Lately, she's been busy working on other projects.
She has a new movie coming out.
Called Life Itself.
Called Life Itself.
And also, this actress is going to be
taking the stage again soon. She is? Oh, yes. I can't wait to hear more about that. I can't wait to hear more about this. And also, this actress is going to be taking the stage again soon.
I can't wait to hear more about that.
And her thoughts about, you know,
everything that's going on.
Please welcome to the stage,
Annette Bening!
Annette Bening is here!
Oh, thank you.
Hi, Annette. Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
Annette, they gave you a Brooklyn Comedy Festival toad?
I know. Isn't this the cutest thing? Oh my goodness, what are some of the... It's really sweet. Thank you. Annette, they gave you a Brooklyn Comedy Festival tote? I know. Isn't this the cutest
thing? Oh my goodness.
Really sweet. Thank you.
What are some of the party favors inside,
Annette? There was an oven mitt.
An oven mitt. Some coffee.
I wish there was a scarf,
because the air conditioning's kind of following me around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been following you? Yeah, you know,
it chases me.
Whoa.
I get that.
I get that sense.
Yeah.
Or it's the air is getting cooler, it's crisper weather.
Could be that too.
The weather could be changing.
It's the first day of fall.
Oh, but fall in New York is the best.
Right, but maybe-
You like the fall.
You like the farmer's markets.
I love the farmer's market.
Yeah.
I do kind of a crawl.
You do kind of a crawl.
Yeah, you do like go down the West Side Highway and we kind of pop into each little farmer's market.
Sure.
Is that what you and Warren do for fun?
Warren Beatty.
Warren Beatty.
My husband, Warren Beatty.
That is who I'm referring to.
If he's awake, he'll come.
I'm an early riser,
so I kind of like getting there with the apples,
kind of the first pick.
Right, right, right.
What time do you wake up?
What's your routine? Oh, my routine? Yeah. Well, I of the first pick. Right, right, right. What time do you wake up? What's your routine?
Oh, my routine? Yeah.
Well, I do 5.30.
5.30. Wake up.
I do kind of a morning sun salutation.
We have a really beautiful window in my bedroom that kind of looks out.
Yeah. And I do that.
I ice my face for two hours.
So that's like
six to eight? Yes.
Six to eight. Good Yes You're with it
And then 8 o'clock I'll do coffee
I'll read the trades
Read the trades
Variety
What are the good trades to read?
Variety
AARP magazine
People magazine
The trades
Hollywood Insider
Hollywood Reporter
Town and Country Good to see you Hollywood insider, Hollywood reporter, town and country.
Yeah.
Yes, the trade.
Good to see you.
Now, Annette, you have to tell us about this new film, Life Itself.
It's from the creator, written and directed by the guy who started This Is Us.
Of course.
It's got that lovely, crunchy, crisp, feel-good vibe.
There's also some pathos to it, but it's mostly feel-good.
Right.
What was that project like?
Well, I don't want to spoil it.
That's true.
Don't spoil it.
As you've said, with the stars born, which, congratulations, Bradley, right?
Yeah.
Congratulations, Bradley.
For young actors, it's encouraging.
Yeah, yeah.
To be a director behind the camera.
Would you ever want to step behind the camera?
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
I've been trying for over 40 years, but, you know, women in Hollywood, right?
What?
No, elaborate.
But Bradley Cooper, right when he wants to pick up that red camera, he totally can.
You know?
Yeah.
Just how things kind of work.
Dang.
It's just harder.
And it's so hard to hear that from you, a legend and oh that's so sweet doesn't you are you are that's very people tell you that
yeah no i don't really i don't like to kind of enter that sort of hollywood kind of circle
yeah yeah yeah i don't you just stay at home with your husband warren baity that's my husband right
yeah yes yeah you just want to stay away from the hollywood circle stay at home with your husband, Warren Beatty. That's my husband. Right, yeah. Yes.
You just want to stay away from the Hollywood circle and stay home with Warren Beatty, your husband.
Hey, we just have people over.
I can smoke in the house.
Smoke in the house.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Smoke in the house.
And I've always wondered how you feel about
some of these people maybe debuting into acting
or just starting out,
sort of cutting the prestige line
and you're Emma Stone's getting an Oscar
when you might not be able to.
The young girls.
The young girls.
Do you like anyone that's coming up?
No.
Neither do we.
It's not that I don't.
It's just, again, I don't look in the circle.
But these girls' names
just kind of, they're just
thrown away.
You see Saoirse Ronan, and then
in ten years, you don't know where she's
going to be. I'm lucky for my
career.
Right, right.
I think Saoirse... She's got a huge movie
coming out. Well, Saoirse is
different, totally different.
But you know, Zendaya, who's Zendaya?
She's the star of a lot of big movies.
She's a great showman, Spider-Man.
That name can't carry you for 40 years.
You're right, it can't.
No, that's true.
That's a flash in the pan.
That's a flash in the pan.
Annette Bening is timeless.
It's very sweet.
So is Vodka Diet Pepsi.
Yeah, absolutely.
Love that.
Well, Annette, we are so thrilled that you're here.
Best of luck this awards season.
Thank you so much.
Do you have just life itself, right?
Life itself.
Life itself.
Yeah, what else are you working on?
Oh, lots of theater.
I'm going back to the stage.
She's going back to the stage.
Thank you.
She's going to be in All My Sons.
This is kind of what you live for.
This kind of close.
Yeah.
You know, you see the spit.
Could you maybe take us out with, I'm sure you've been in rehearsals. Could you maybe take us out with I'm sure you've been in rehearsals.
Could you maybe take us out with a monologue
from All My Sons?
Oh, yes.
I knew you'd be excited.
Oh, out, damn
spot.
Out, I say.
Wow. One, two, why then
tis time to doot.
Fie, my lord, fie.
The scene.
Annette Bening, everyone.
Have a great show.
For Annette.
Have a great...
That was Annette Bening.
True legend.
She was nominated for an Oscar many times.
Many times.
This is not her year.
I can tell you something.
Life itself, it's going to be bad.
It's going to be a bad movie. Well, I think it's finally time to start some I Don't Think something. Life itself, it's going to be bad. It's going to be a bad movie.
Well, I think it's finally time to start some I Don't Think So Honey.
I think it's time to start I Don't Think So Honey-ing.
Now, yes.
We are thrilled.
So I think we are going to open the show ourselves, Matt and I,
by showing everyone what an I Don't Think So Honey is,
if they are not familiar.
There are two routes that all of our performers can take tonight.
They can either give you a pre-selected topic,
something that they've thought out over a long period of time
but consolidated to one minute, or they
can pick from the troll bowl.
You want to know what the troll bowl is?
Now, the troll bowl is actually a bunch of randomized topics
that are meant to be difficult to go negative on.
Past I Don't Think So Honey troll bowl topics include Julie Andrews. a bunch of randomized topics that are meant to be difficult to go negative on.
Past I Don't Think So Honey Troll Bowl topics include Julie Andrews.
Sandra Oh.
Princess Diana.
The Women of Broadway.
Diversity.
I can tell you, I put one name in the bowl.
I put one name in the bowl
that I feel really horrible about
and I hope happens.
Oh my God.
I can't.
I did not know about this.
Let's just say I don't care about making
fun of children that are dead, apparently.
Throw away
your cares, honey. I don't think so, honey.
Okay, we'll see.
Should I go first because I have
a prepared topic and then Bowen is going to demo
the troll bowl. I think that's
great. Everyone give it up for my friend Matt
Rogers everybody.
Matt Rogers
you're pre-selected I Don't Think So Honey
starts right now.
I Don't Think So Honey the other gay
at The View that got to meet
Kelly Clarkson and got to
hug her and get free
tickets to the concert.
Let me fucking tell you something.
They said there's going to be a surprise for Kelly Clarkson's biggest fan.
I heard the rumbles and I got very excited because it is objectively me.
Did this other person, does he Google her every day?
Has he seen her in concert nine times?
30 seconds.
One time, two times in a row in Radio City Music Hall, Has he seen her in concert nine times? 30 seconds.
One time, two times in a row in Radio City Musical,
which I paid for both on one of her, sorry, weaker albums?
No, I doubt that he did.
But guess what? 15 seconds.
I haven't lost 90 pounds listening to her music
because I've always looked like this me right five seconds
2018 is trying to test me you that other kid i am matt rogers i am a god and i will win
i will get tickets to that concert and i will meet her and i will not cry when i meet
her which one time i thought about meeting her and started weeping in my room.
That's one minute and 13 seconds.
Wow.
I had so much more to say.
Oh my God.
It is true, Matt Rogers is-
We had to sit there.
Oh my God.
And we are on camera,
and you can see the blood leave my face as this gay stood up in front of me and said, I'm so excited to meet you.
I listen to your music.
You were with me on that treadmill every day, he said.
Which I thought was coded.
Coded.
What do you mean?
I don't like that the kid they picked to do it
was a weight loss thing because they're always talking about Kelly's weight it's
like shut up it's so sexist but also like congratulations on his way to Kyle
Kyle Phil brick oh uh-huh then then she says I was thinking maybe you want tickets to the concert.
And he was like, okay, yeah, cool.
She wanted a response out of him that he did not give her.
He was cavalier as fuck to her.
Yeah, it was bad.
That was so bad.
And I could sense just emanating from you.
Fury.
Every quark, every gluon, every subatomic thing
pouring out of Matt.
Yeah, but also, I don't think so, honey, you.
Well, because I felt that.
Because I don't think so, honey, you.
Because you can watch the video of it.
Bowen Yang is performing, honey, next to me.
Absolutely.
He was performing.
I'm copping to that.
It is my I don't think so, honey, time.
Done. He was performing
beautiful nods
like oh wow.
And I'm sitting next to him
in agony.
It would have been, look,
Yesterday was your day anyway.
Stop, stop, stop. The optics of this
would have been, look at this gay person
pouring his heart out to Kelly Clarkson while these
two other gays are fuming to the side.
And you see the cameraman sort of drift away from my face because they're like,
that gay is not having it.
Because it was disrespectful to me.
My performative support was for the both of us.
Yeah, right.
Whatever.
And then, this is the last thing
I'll say about it.
Okay.
I posted on my Instagram
a picture that lost
Horrified behind this gay
and then he commented on it.
A little shrugging emoji.
Bitch.
Kyle, we love you.
You're welcome to come to our show.
He was actually kind of cute.
Yeah, he was cute.
Okay, I think it's time for me to do Troll Boy.
What do you think? What do you say?
It's Bowen Yang's time!
Give it up for Bowen.
I hope you draw a dead child for me.
Oh, no.
Imagine if it was the first one I put.
Oh, my God.
It's not.
It's not.
Okay.
I'm wondering if this is going to be anticlimactic.
Oh.
Well, here we go.
We're going to try it anyway.
Your I Don't Think So, Honey topic is A Star Is Born.
And your time starts now I don't think so honey a star is
born with Chris Kristofferson and Barbara Streisand that one you're a piece of
shit trash movie every concert in the 70s was filled with white people with
froze I get it like they could not find... The only
people of color in that movie are
Barbra Streisand's backup singers
in the first scene that you see her
singing in the bar in. It is
erasure! Did someone
say? It is erasure.
Streisand is
phoning it in. She's letting the
hair do the work.
What did Chris Christopherson
ever do before or after that
bad two and a half hour long
movie that got a 37%
on Rotten Tomatoes? 15 seconds.
It's facts, people. It's facts. It sucks. It's bad.
Do not let that
movie contextualize or
deter you from seeing
this new iteration, which
is the movie of our lifetimes. No hyperbole.
Please go see A Star Is Born.
We will be at a showing at the 42nd Street
AMC Theater, October 5th,
Thursday. Please join us.
We'd love to see you there. This mic stand is broke.
And that's one minute and ten seconds.
I think
you guys are truly welcome to come.
We want everyone
in the world to come join us at this
one screening of A Star is Born
at the AMC 42nd Street
at 1030 on
October 4th. Yes, please join us.
Please come. I'll tell you what was erasure
when we went to The View and that other gay won
that ticket. That was erasure. That was erasure
of me. Yeah, that was
and when a white gay er that ticket. That was erasure. That was erasure of me. Yeah. And when a white gay
erases another white gay, it's...
Progress.
It's a wash.
It's a wash. That's what they call it in the dictionary.
A wash. When a white gay
erases another white gay.
It's a wash.
I was trying to come up with an example.
It's like when Adam
Rippon is famous for the Olympics
and then everyone just forgets Gus Kenworthy.
No one's forgetting Gus Kenworthy.
You're right.
I think Gus Kenworthy's doing fine.
Yeah, we love you, Gus.
We love Gus.
Are we ready for some more?
I don't think so, honey.
It's for the rest of the night.
We are doing 45 people straight.
No intermission. Who's ready? I think we're ready for our first group. I think we're ready for the first group. Everyone, please, welcome of the night. We are doing 45 people straight, no intermission.
Who's ready?
I think we're ready
for our first group.
I think we're ready
for the first group.
Everyone, please,
welcome to the stage.
This group is called
Mary Poppin' Her Ass.
Welcome, Marsha Belsky.
Welcome, Joshua D. Sharp.
Ruby McAllister.
Aaron Emmanuel Jackson.
And Cole Escola.
Cole Escola. Cole Escola.
Welcome.
Aaron Jackson.
Is your middle name Emmanuel?
No.
Okay, perfect.
Please welcome to the day, it's Marsha Belsky.
Marsha.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
Marsha, what's it going to be?
Thank you.
I am pre-selected.
Pre-selected.
She came prepared.
Okay.
This is Marsha Belsky's
I Don't Think So, Honey.
Her time starts now.
I Don't Think So, Honey,
the Holocaust.
It was a bad.
It was a bad.
I don't think so.
Like, what?
I've heard of Netflix and chill,
but Netflix and kill the Jews?
I don't think so, honey.
Like, who hates gypsies?
That's so weird.
Hitler, you're not hot.
You're not cute.
You're rude.
I don't think so, honey.
Murder.
It's rude, and I'm afraid of it.
I don't think so, honey.
30 seconds.
I don't think so, honey.
The Holocaust whole vibe
and me having to go to museums my entire childhood.
Every single year. I'm like, oh my god,
DC's so pretty. Not anymore.
I don't think
so, honey. 15 seconds.
I don't think so, honey. Never forget, but
do never forget. I don't think so,
honey. I don't think so, honey.
All I planned on was saying the Holocaust.
Thank you. 5 seconds.
I don't think so, honey. Love you. I the Holocaust. Thank you. Five seconds. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey.
Love you.
I love you.
I love you.
That's one minute.
Marsha Belsky, everyone.
Marsha.
Taking down the Holocaust.
The Real Housewives of New York City
are back for another bite of the Big Apple.
Look who it is.
Joined by elite new friends.
Rebecca Malkoff.
Have you ever heard of her?
But things could change in a New York Minute. She had this
wild night and ended up getting
pregnant by some other guy.
What? You've told her?
Not today, Satan. Not today.
The Real Housewives of New York
City, all new Tuesdays at
9 on Bravo or stream it
on City TV+.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past,
and we're just going to sit here and talk about them.
And we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes dude.
We got dogs.
Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories
and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from
Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez,
will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzales wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network,
available on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison
from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
We talk about guilt, shame, body image
and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer
and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble.
I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble I encourage delusional dreamers
be a delusional dreamer
just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer
I just had such an anger
I was just so mad at life
everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault
but mine I had such a victim mentality
I took zero accountability for anything in my life
I was the kid that if you asked what what happened
I immediately started with everything but me
it took years for me to break that,
like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
Next, welcome Josh Sharp to the microphone.
In a new shirt, in a new shirt.
It's grand debut, this shirt. This is the big debut of the shirt. In a new shirt. In a new shirt. It's grand debut, this shirt.
This is the big debut of the shirt.
Thank you so much.
Talk to us.
Okay, here's the story.
I think in two nights I've slept four hours
because I've been a real bad girl
summer last till Halloween, you know?
So I feel like a full-on psychopath
and I think I must do Troll Polls.
Wow!
First Troll Poll of the night.
This psycho made a psychopathic decision to do Troll Poll.. Wow! First Trollpoll of the night. This psycho made a psychopathic
decision to do Trollpoll.
We're going to open her up and let her go.
Josh Sharpe's I Don't Think So Honey Trollpoll topic
is Julia Roberts.
As time starts now.
I don't think so honey
Julia Roberts.
I can't even think of one
of your movies. Now
some people would say that's a commentary on me. But I don't even think of one of your movies. Now, some people would say that's a commentary on me,
but I don't think so, honey.
If you're a pop icon,
I should remember one of your movies right now,
no matter how little sleep I've had.
But I truly am not lying to you.
I cannot think of one Julia Roberts movie right now.
I cannot think of one.
And that is on you.
You have to bring culture to me.
I'm going to sit on my juicy butt and let it wash over me like a bath of warm, spoiled milk, Julia.
You must bring it to me.
I don't know who you are, Julia Roberts.
I know you're a white...
I'm not even sure I'm picturing Julia Roberts in my head right now.
15 seconds.
I fully think I'm thinking of Anne Hathaway, but I know
who Julia Roberts is.
Again, you might think this is
on me, and I don't think
so, honey. 5 seconds.
You know Julia? Oh, Pretty Woman?
Yeah.
Okay.
And that's one minute!
Josh Sharp, everyone.
Oh, boy.
That was a journey.
Is it weird that my instinct was Runaway Bride?
Mine was Erin Brockovich.
Mine was what?
Erin Brockovich.
That's a good one.
That's a fun one.
But Josh still can't picture her.
Okay!
He can't picture Julia Roberts?
That's crazy.
That's erasure.
Erasure.
All right.
Everyone, please welcome Ruby McAllister.
Yes, Ruby.
Come on, Ruby.
I think I know what this is.
I love Ruby.
Ruby.
It's preselected.
It's preselected.
It's preselected.
This is Ruby McAllister's I Don't Think So Honey.
Get ready.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold that.
I got a little tangled.
Let me get my spot.
Are you good spot I'm ready
this is Ruby McAllister's I don't think so honey
our time starts now
I don't think so honey
people who are sleeping with me
and claim that my red hair
has nothing
to do with the fact that they're attracted
to me
bitch
the curtains
match the motherfucking
giraffe or whatever.
The rug and the
curtains, the interior decorator
wants both of them
to be the same color.
If you catch my
drift, I'm on a
date with a guy who claims,
oh, he's colorblind. I get it.
We're in a
post-whatever, post-
subjectification time,
but I am inches away from your
face, and what the goddamn
hell am I supposed to say?
If you're not complimenting
my eyes and my
goddamn hair.
Five seconds!
Get the fuck out of here!
Tell me five nice things about how I look!
That's one minute!
How dare these men!
Ruby McFallister!
How dare they!
Notable redhead!
Erasure!
Erasure!
Erasure!
Erasure!
Everyone, please welcome
Aaron Jackson!
Air, babe.
What's it gonna be?
I just want to say so far, great show.
And I'm gonna do
the troll bowl.
Wow!
Aaron Jackson.
I love when people do that
Okay Aaron
Your I don't do so honey
Troll bowl topic is the film
Forrest Gump
And your time starts now
I don't think so honey Forrest Gump
And this is true
That movie sucked
That movie is three hours long
Tom Hanks gets an Oscar, his
second in two years for playing somebody
with a mental handicap after he plays
a gay. I don't think so, honey. Tom Hanks.
Yeah, erasure.
I don't think so. Making Robin
write then Penn sort of just be
like, you know, like, give her
something to do.
Like, she is it.
You know what I mean? 30 seconds.
30?
30.
I don't think so, honey,
when the big motif
of your movie
is a fucking feather.
What are you talking about?
I don't think so, honey.
Shawshank Redemption
also came out
the year way better.
Way better movie.
I didn't know
that's a boys movie
with lots of boys in it, but sometimes that can still be a story of power five seconds i don't think so
but anyway for scuff that movie sucks the 90s so we're they were blind that's what made it
rule number 29 of culture the 90s they were blind. They were blind? Was that the statement?
Blind. Blind. Blind.
So evocative. Now
please welcome
the one and only Cole Escola!
Ooh, cute. Cute.
I like those pants. Good pants.
Good shoes. Work pants.
Work pants. Cole. Alright, so
Cole, what are we doing? Are we doing a
pre-slide to topic or are we in fact
doing the troll bowl?
Let's do the troll bowl.
Wow!
I love when people do that.
Okay. This will be
good. Okay.
Cola Scola, your I Don't Think So Honey
topic is Juliana
Margulies. And your time starts now. I don't topic is Julianna Margulies.
And your time starts now.
I don't think so, Julianna Margulies,
who didn't want to get her hair straightened for each season of The Good Wife,
so she had a wig.
All right?
We're supposed to believe that on Tuesday morning
at the end of season five,
she went home with one hairstyle.
She shows up the next season it's Tuesday night
with a completely different wig
also
with because and this is why
she showed up with a different wig she clearly
had some work done in the interim which is
fine you know Hollywood's hard on women
but the
bangs had to cover her eye
that was like this
you know what I mean?
I'm sorry, Julianna Margulies, but just crying is not acting.
We know that.
15 seconds.
How dare you stand there next to Christine Baranski and have the master shot, you bitch.
Five seconds.
That is, you are undoing everything that everyone in my
family has ever
done.
And that's why
I'm saying it.
That is a
Skola erasure.
Yes,
erasure.
Thank you.
Give it up for
Kola Skola,
everyone.
Give it up for
this group,
Mary Poppin,
her ass,
Josh Sharp,
Ruby McAllister,
Aaron Jackson,
and Kola Skola.
Wow,
we are up to
a rollicking start.
I fucking love that.
Two takedowns of beloved
award-winning actresses thus far.
Now let's please welcome our next
group. They are called Actress
Roundtable. Make some
noise for Francesca Ramsey.
Give it up for Rachel Winnitsky.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thank you, Genevieve Agnello!
Yes!
And it's Nicole Silverberg!
Yes, yes, yes!
And finally, give it up for Ayo Adebari!
Ayo!
Oh, this is pretty good.
I'm very thrilled to welcome Francesca Ramsey to the mic!
Fran!
Yes, Fran! Her very first
I Don't Think So, Honey. We've been hunting her down.
Oh, this is great.
I'm going to do a preselected
for myself. Yeah, I'm ready.
This is Francesca Ramsey's I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now.
I Don't Think So, Honey.
Those scammy, faux IRS
phone calls that are blowing up my phone.
I have
been contacted by the IRS
and those motherfuckers sent me a mail.
They sent me something I had to motherfucking
sign for. They were not calling my house.
Okay? So I decided to
entertain this motherfucker the other day and I was like,
oh, I'm so scared, I'm so scared. And then he had the nerve
to tell me to suck his dick.
No! You called me
to scam me and now you want me to suck
your dick? 30 seconds no and then you
know what here's the thing you think who's gonna fall for this i'm gonna tell you who's gonna fall
for this grandma's your grandma your grandma and i will be damned if somebody's gonna fucking scam
my grandma and it's not me no 15 seconds because real talk i will say nice things about her when she's dead
But that bitch is a bitch
And I would like to be the only one
That steals money from my grandma
5 seconds
Not some scammy dude pretending to be from the IRS
With a thick ass accent
And whatever accent you were thinking of is fucking racist
And I didn't
And that's why
Wow
Watch your grandmothers They could be falling for scams Scams galore That's my favorite! Francesca! Wow.
Watch your grandmothers.
They could be falling for scams.
Scams galore.
Scammies galore.
Now welcome Rachel and it's gonna be Rachel in the jumpsuit of the year.
Give it up for the look.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
I pulled a look for you guys.
Give me the tea.
Is it gonna be the troll bowl?
Yes.
Thank you, Spence.
The troll bowl or is it going to be a preselected top top?
Well, I really have to speak my mind tonight, so it's preselected.
Speak your mind.
Speak your mind.
This is Rachel Winitsky's I Don't Think So, Honey.
Her time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Priyanka Chopra marrying Nick Jonas?
What?
I mean, I know love is love is love is love,
but this love is fucking bullshit
and everybody knows it.
Priyanka Chopra is the most beautiful,
glamorous, tall, I assume, woman on the planet.
And Nick Jonas is from New Jersey?
She was at the royal wedding. Do you know how many royal weddings Nick Jonas is from New Jersey? She was at the
royal wedding. Do you know how many royal weddings
Nick Jonas has been to?
Zero, because boys from Wyckoff, New Jersey
don't go to royal weddings.
I can say this because
I'm from New Jersey and I'm
fucking trash.
Priyanka Chopra
was in the most amazing ABC
one-hour drama, Quantico most amazing ABC one hour drama Quantico
Best show on earth Quantico
You can stream that shit on
Netflix
And what has Nick Jonas done
The concert version of Les Mis
That shit was fine
And that's what
Les Mis was right
I will say this
If there's anyone I'm least surprised
to find out watches Quantico,
it is Rachel Winnitsky.
You are a Quantico type of girl.
And she just finished marathoning
Mozart in the Jungle.
That's the world she's in.
Everyone, we are honored
to welcome Genevieve Vanilla!
Genevieve!
Genevieve! Yes! Genevieve! Genevieve! Yes!
Scurry to the mic!
Hi!
What are you going to do?
Oh my god, a star is born. I'm coming, I need to come.
Come, come.
I'm freaking out, I was singing along.
10.30 AMC, 42nd Square, we picked the worst theater we could think of.
42nd Square, yeah.
Okay, thank you.
What are we picking? Is it a pre-selected top?
It's a pre-select. I have something very mage
to get off my dong chest.
Mage, she got off her dong chest. This is
Genevieve and I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
God.
What is she doing?
I don't like calling women crazy,
but she's acting truly wild.
What? War. Ted Cruz. Buttholes. I don't like calling women crazy, but she's acting truly wild.
What?
War.
Ted Cruz.
Buttholes.
What is she doing?
She's going to give us these ethereal figures, and then when going gets tough at the crack,
she's going to tie us off with a smelly knot.
What are buttholes?
They're insane.
What is she doing?
Buttholes.
Highs and lows.
Buttholes.
And then she gave us dogs.
Amazing.
Dogs are good.
We all love dogs.
Then she gave us greyhound dogs what the fuck that is insane who has a greyhound dog good they're disgusting they're
too skinny they're fast i'm body shaming greyhound dogs ew i'm so sorry alcohol amazing who likes
alcohol yeah very cool of her but then she gave us wine. Hot take disgusting.
I'm so sorry.
Who has tasted wine?
The first sip disgusting.
It is stinky.
Five seconds.
Wine is dead fruit, Jizz.
You heard it here first.
It is nasty.
Why do we have wine to forget about our smelly knots?
God, you a freak for that one.
God, you a freak for wine.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
I very nearly almost did my I don't think so honey on Prosecco.
Wow.
Fuck Prosecco.
It's disgusting.
Oh, it smells like shit.
What am I going to do?
Yeah, it smells like fucking shit.
Really fucking shit.
Genitive and yellow, everyone.
Wait.
Okay, it's like, hello, what am I?
Why don't I just order a headache?
Rule number 59 of culture.
Wine is dead fruit jizz.
Wine is dead fruit jizz.
I love that.
Jandami Minello just contributed a rule of culture.
Oh my God.
Everyone, another person who I wouldn't be surprised to find out watches Quantico, Nicole
Silverberg!
I say that because she is a public and proud Grey's Anatomy stan.
She loves Grey's.
I am a fan. Yeah. Yes. My hat says give Sandra Oh an Emmy. Yes! I say that because she is a public and proud Grey's Anatomy stan. She loves Grey's.
My hat says give Sandra Oh an Emmy.
Yes, that is what this hat says.
I feel like this is the right venue.
I've got something basic, but I'm doing pre-selected.
Pre-selected.
This is Nicole Silverberg's I Don't Think So Honey.
Her time starts now.
I Don't Think So Honey, Drake texting Millie Bobby Brown. Okay, with a disclaimer.
Everyone's all up in arms about this,
but no one gives a shit about R. Kelly doing way worse
because his victims are black.
That is a separate thing, and everyone's just like,
oh my God, Drake, why are you texting a white British child?
But she's 14, and your girlfriend is 18.
That is the same.
I'm 27, and I can't find anything to talk about with a 25-year-old.
What the fuck are you talking about with a 14-year-old?
30 seconds.
We talk about boys.
Oh, really?
Anything in that whole orbit is my enemy.
Drake has a massive ego.
Why does a 14-year-old have a cell phone?
I had to wait until I was 15, even though everyone
else had one, and it was not fair.
Everyone needs to tell Drake
that just because he's beloved
doesn't mean that he can just text
children. Five seconds.
And she is really pretty,
though. She seems old for her
age. I don't think so, honey.
And that's one minute of Nicole Silverberg.
I love that they were like,
Millie Bobby Brown was like,
everyone stop teasing me about my relationship.
It's like, girl, we're helping you.
Yeah, that was how it started.
If Drake is texting her at all,
that's fucked up.
No, they cannot be texting.
Is his girlfriend 18?
Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't think so, honey. Drake. No, they cannot be texting. Is his girlfriend 18? Oh, Jesus Christ.
I don't think so, honey.
Drake.
Oh, Drake.
No.
No.
No, please.
That makes me really mad.
I know, it's upsetting.
Okay, let's bring up to the mic
Ayo Adebri!
What does the shirt say, Ayo?
The shirt says, Daddy's little shirt says daddy's little daddy daddy's little daddy yeah yeah yeah
come on dad i am i am little daddy uh io thoughts on um you know troll bowl v so i actually was going to speak about the Millie Bobby Brown industrial complex.
Wow.
And so I think it's only you absolutely know.
I got to do the Trouble Bowl.
I got to.
The bowl is calling.
Here we go.
Okay.
This is on theme for this group.
Your I don't think so honey topic is Grey's Anatomy.
Your time starts now.
I absolutely do not think so honey Grey's Anatomy.
It has been on air for I want to say 244 seasons.
It's too much.
It's too long.
Get it off air.
Give me a spinoff for God's sake.
They tried to do a spinoff and it didn't work.
Is that not a sign?
I don't think so, honey.
I don't think so.
Honestly, Shonda Rhimes trapping sort of, you know, beautifully because she's a black woman and we love her.
But sort of maniacally like these talented actors in this sort of like vortex of a hospital trapping Sandra Oh for years and years and years.
A decade. And years.
And then when she got free, you know, she got to do
like Under the Tuscan Sun, which is
like great and a service, but also
like I needed more from Sandra.
You know, and I needed more.
I don't think so.
Hospital dramas
maybe for too long. Agreed.
Five seconds. And you know what? It's the only show
my mom watches
and I want to talk to her
about more TV.
Oh, that's one minute.
Ayo's mom.
Made it personal
at the end.
Wow.
That was masterful.
Give it up for
Actress Roundtable
Francesca Ramsey.
Rachel Wienerzky.
Genevieve Aguilera.
Nicole Silverberg.
And Ayo Adebri.
Wow.
That's so funny.
Grey's Anatomy has come up a lot today.
It's come up a lot.
We saw a gif today of Sandra Oh eating
two hot dogs. Remember that episode
where they ate hot dogs?
It's not that good.
It's not that good.
Welcome our next group. They are called
Fashion Darling.
Give it up for Jael Johnson.
Give it up for Molly Austin.
For Marie Faustin.
For
Chrissy Chiello.
And for Chrissy Shackelford.
Chrissy. Yes, yes,
yes. Hello, ladies.
With the glitter fanny pack,
bring up to the stage Joelle Johnson.
Joelle Johnson.
Oh, freaking
K.
First of all, congratulations, bitch.
Thank you.
Yes.
And I have a prepared one because I got shit on my mind.
I don't think so, honey. White women.
Alright?
I'm going to have to say it. I got white woman by a white woman two weeks ago.
The bitch works for the Huffington Post.
Fuck her. And if y'all don't want to know what being a white
woman means, that's for example if like a white woman
is running for president and y'all bitches vote the sexual
predator into the office, that's
getting fucking white woman, alright?
I fucking, I,
this woman interviewed me, asked me
about Louis C.K., right? And then
wrote in the article, a comedian named
Joyelle, we're not gonna
use the rest of her name for fear
of professional repercussions.
Bitch, how many Joyelles do you think are in the
fucking world? I couldn't believe that.
Let alone in comedy work at the fucking
cellar. Bitch should've put my social security
number and address and blood
type in the shit.
15 seconds. Cause guess what?
I said what the fuck I said.
Ah!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Taking ownership live.
Come on.
I couldn't fucking believe that shit, Joyelle.
That was crazy.
All right.
Give it the fuck up for Molly Austin!
Molly, with the luck.
Oh, my God.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. Come so much What are you thinking?
Well I think I'm gonna go
I think I'm gonna go with what I know
Go with what you know
That's what they say to do
This is Molly Austin's I Don't Think So Honey
Your time starts now
I Don't Think So Honey, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin
Yes the drugs, yes, no pre-nut.
But mostly,
I don't like when
blondes date blondes.
They're the hardest group
to tell apart.
I don't like when
two blondes hang out
with more...
I don't like when
one blonde hangs out
with another blonde
and now you're gonna
procreate?
No.
No.
Your children are not
gonna survive the
depletion of the ozone layer.
So I don't think so, honey.
You're going to have to dip your baby in a vat of SPF.
It's no good.
It's no good.
They look like the siblings from the Children of the Corn.
Okay?
I don't think so, honey.
They look less like a couple gearing up to reproduce
and more like a little girl's description of ghosts in the attic.
15 seconds.
Okay?
Thin, pale, blonde.
Blonde is the most popular hair color of ghosts.
All the time.
I don't think so, honey.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
It's actually rule of culture
number 13.
Blonde is the most popular hair color of ghosts.
You see many ghosts with that hair color.
Many blonde ghosts.
It's a trend right now.
Everyone welcome Marie Faustin.
Birthday weekend.
Birthday weekend.
Birthday weekend.
Birthday weekend.
You see what my voice sounds like?
Birthday weekend.
Birthday weekend. Birthday weekend.
Birthday bish.
All right.
How do we feel, Rhi, troll bowl, and the preselectedness?
Okay, so last night was a lot of, like, cocaine and molly.
So I didn't prepare anything, but I'm not about to trick me with that bowl.
I thought about it while I was back there, and I'm going to do
something that I did not prepare.
Okay, so here we go.
This is the nerve work done.
Marie Faustins, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Men with bad dick.
And
high self-esteem.
Where is that coming from?
Your dick is trash.
How dare you not pay the whole check
when all of them get drunk?
You should be paying the check for the table next to us.
Your dick is terrible.
I don't think so, honey.
Like, you go down there and just...
And then you think I'm going to sit on your dick for a couple minutes? I don't think so honey like you go down there and just laugh so you think I'm
gonna sit on your dick for a couple minutes I don't think so honey I don't
need to work out that bad I'm skinny
but you know what I also don't think so honey women who fake it in the bedroom
15 seconds you are giving these men with terrible penis confidence that they don't deserve.
And some of y'all don't understand that you got prerequisite pussy.
Because what you got, he's going to think that other women like that because you faked it.
I'm not an actress.
And that's one minute.
Women, stop faking it.
Stop faking it.
You're making these men with bad dick have the confidence.
Marie Faustin, everybody.
And now, welcome to the mic, Christy Cello.
Christy, Christy.
Hello, Cello.
What are we thinking?
Hi.
Hi, everybody.
Talk to us about what you are thinking.
I'm thinking I'm going to go with
Trowbo.
I love when people do that.
I love when people do that.
I hope I know what it is.
Wow, okay.
This is crazy.
Christy Cello, your I Don't Think So
Honey topic is
Samuel L. Jackson.
Time starts now.
I don't think
so honey Samuel L. Jackson
because
snakes on a plane? No
thank you. There are never snakes
on a plane, Samuel L.
Jackson. I don't think
so honey.
I don't think so honey Samuel L. don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson, because honestly, you're getting really old.
And I just don't really think you're that great of an actor, even though you're iconic.
30 seconds.
I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson, because honestly, I would like to be in a lot of movies, and I'm not Samuel L. Jackson.
So I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson, because I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson.
I don't think so, honey, Samuel L. Jackson.
Five seconds.
Samuel L. Jackson.
And that's one minute.
Wow.
The most successful
I Don't Think So Honey,
which was really just
a repeating of the topic's name.
Reading, repeating the topic.
I love it.
She knows.
She knows how to.
I love it.
She hacked it.
He is iconic
despite being fine.
That was a good read.
That was great.
Give it up for
Chrissy Shackleford!
Ooh, I like the top.
Thank you.
That's a good top.
Come on, top.
It's from Target.
Oh!
Wait, wait.
The gay at The View wore a jacket from Target.
And don't come for him for that.
Don't come for him for that.
I'm not coming for you.
It was a great jacket.
Retail shaming has no place here. Retail shaming has no place here.
Retail shaming has no place here.
Now, Chrissy, what's it going to be?
Tell us.
Oh, I'm famously a trollable bitch,
but tonight I am pre-selected.
Wow, okay, pre-select.
Chrissy Shacklebirds, I don't think so, honey.
Our time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Pop covers of Disney songs.
We don't need these. Demi Lovato covering let it go
from frozen even toddlers that were obsessed with that song we're like it
sounds a little too babyish for me I don't think so honey Alessia Cara
covering how far I'll go from Moana okay no offense Alessia Cara you are
talented but you are like
if a choker necklace came to life and was
like, I want to make music.
30 seconds.
I'll fix some honey. Christina
Aguilera covering Reflection
from Mulan.
That cover
sucks!
And so does the music video.
You've got Christina Aguilera with a short blonde haircut
looking like a platinum Reba McEntire
singing about her reflection
and when she looks in the pond, it's Mulan.
Something's not right here.
Five seconds.
Let's celebrate the storytellers who bring the songs to life
like Lea Salonga who sang Reflection in the original movie.
And that's why I made it.
Thank you.
Celebrate Lea Salonga.
And celebrate Chrissy.
Yes.
Give it up for Fashion Darling.
Joyelle Johnson.
Molly Austin.
Marie Faustin.
Christy Cello.
And Christy Shackleford.
Outstanding.
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