Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey! 8" LIVE FROM TORONTO

Episode Date: October 26, 2018

The 8th installment of “I Don’t Think. So, Honey!” 8 Live is here! 30 comedians take one minute each to go off on culture. Featuring: Nina Adler, Aba Amuquandoh, Karis Anderson, Yaw Attuah, Emily Bilton, Tim Blair, Kyle Brownrigg, Ashley Cooper, Brendan D’Souza, Shawna Edward, Clare Ess, Hoodo Hersi, Andrew Ivimey, Alan Shane Lewis, Lucas Loizou, Marshall Lorenzo, Chanty Marostica, Chris Middleton, Jade Niles Craig, Natalie Norman, Taylor Rivers, Alice Rose, Chris Sandiford, Lauren Scratch, Sam Sferrazza, Ievy Stamatov, Taylor Templeton-Smith, Jialu Wang, Susan Waycik, and Ben Sosa Wright. Hosted by Matt Rogers & special guest co-host Dave Mizzoni!---MERCH! MERCH! GET YOUR LAS CULTURISTAS MERCH!https://www.teepublic.com/stores/las-culturistasLAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Forever. Dog. Look, Matt. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Oh, my. Bowen, look over there.

Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Okay. Okay. It's a party house.

All right. I had a feeling it would be a party house. Wow. Toronto. Toronto. Woo. All right. Quick scan.

Is everyone in this room as hot as literally every man we've seen on the street? What the fuck? Wait a minute. Can we just say every man in Toronto is maybe gay? Maybe gay. I mean. Maybe gay and fully hot. I mean, y'all are turning fall looks.

But wait. I actually... By the way, my name is Matt Rogers. I'm Dave Bozzone. I'm so excited to be here. Thank you guys so much for coming out. Bowen Yang is absent tonight. He got a new job.

Yes. And unfortunately, it's Saturday night, so this is a conflict for him. Yes, unfortunately. But you know what, honey? I am here to scoop the gig. Yes. Yes, honey. She will take the gig, toss it right in the bag.

Yes. Dave is here. I'm so excited. You guys, we are having such a good time. Literally, Toronto is now one of our favorite cities for sure. I mean, the food is good. The cocktails are good. Stunning, stunning.

I mean, and like we said, like every guy in the street, like will maintain eye contact with you. And like they don't look away. And so they walk by and Matt and I are like, was he? And wait, was he? I have a question do we think that everyone looks so good today because it's like the first real day of fall and they've decided to take turn a look yes everyone's had a jacket on layaway yeah and everyone's like oh my god it's time for my jacket that's my september 29th jacket

that i laid out nice and special absolutely i mean, you gotta get it out. We've been waiting. Excuse me, I have something to say. I got a manicure for you guys. Alright, whatever. Toronto Blue Jay Blue, bitch! Matt's never gotten a manicure before, so now that he has one for the first time,

he's holding his beer like this. Ordering from the menu like this. You know how famously when you get a Manico, you have to let it dry. Yes. So I sat there for like way too long. And they were like, you can leave, bitch. They're dry, honey.

I was like, okay. They're dry. I wanted to make sure. Well, you like the blowers. I like the blowers. It's actually rule of culture number 17. you like the blowers. I like the blowers. It's actually rule of culture number 17. I like the blowers. Yeah, so

Toronto Blue Jays. This is big. My cousin, I grew up with Thomas, is now pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays. Thomas Pannone. Thomas Pannone. We have to make him the gay icon of the Major League Baseball.

Guys, listen. He is a total ally. He is such a great friend. And honestly, grown up with him my entire life. I just got a Toronto Blue Jays jersey with his name on the back. Yes, bitch. And I will be rocking it in New York City no matter where I go. Because I do not care.

Because for me, sports are about fashion. Yes. Who here gives a fuck about sports? Okay. One woman was like, absolutely. Her name is Cheryl Gretzky. I forgot Wayne Gretzky was a person until today. I'm not going to lie.

But I feel really special here. Yeah. Because my last name is Rogers. Yes. And y'all love some Rogers. I was like, Matt, I think we could just walk into like maybe here or here or here and maybe get anything we want. And I'll be like, hi, reservation for two.

My name is Matt Rogers. And they'll be like, right away, sir. Or not. Or just be like, yeah, like a thousand other fucking bitches. Get to the back of the line. I see you in your merch. Yes, merch. I see you in your merch. Can you stand up and show the merch?

It's actually... This is so cool, you guys. It's actually rule of culture number seven. There's always an opportunity to sell merch. Sure. I don't own a piece of our merch. I actually don't either, but I'm waiting for it for free, mama. I can't get a discount on it, even though it's my own thing.

Yeah. No, I don't know. This is interesting to no one. Cool. So you guys all listen to the podcast? Who here listens to the podcast? Awesome. Who here does not and is confused?

Yes. Oh, wow. It's beautiful. I love that you guys are all in the back. That's good. I'm not sure. So what's happening tonight? What's happening tonight, you guys, is we are doing I Don't Think So Honey live.

And so this, yeah! So this is a show that Bowen and I have done in New York and Los Angeles. And this is our very first time doing a real I Don't Think So Honey, I almost said across the pond. Overseas, honey. We are overseas. Okay. In another nation and I must say

a much better nation you guys are I cannot even tell you how happy we are to be here yeah you guys are doing like how to be a country

so much better than we are oh my god taking notes taking notes seriously but basically what's gonna happen

is we're gonna have 30 comedians grace the stage and they are going to take one minute to rail against something in pop culture that is pissing them off that needs to be taken down a notch bitch that needs to hear it

you're looking at this thing and you're saying no no like we did one yesterday we actually did a recording with the angels Greg Brown and Mitchell Moffat. Oh, my God. So handsome.

Also, I genuinely feel like my sisters now. Yeah, true sisters and also very handsome. Ten years together. How? How does it happen? No, like. That was all we said. We were like, I know.

Yeah, everything you do comedy. So how have you been together this long? How did you maintain a relationship at all? Explain the details at length. So basically, they were on our show yesterday and we all did I Don't Think So Honey. I did mine on Severus Snape. Yes.

I did mine on that girl who you just met that's saying like, I love you. And like hugging you kind of from the side but you just met her. It's like, bitch, you don't love me. You don't know the many bad things about my personality. There are a lot.

Can you relax? So basically, we are going to demo for you now a couple I Don't Think So Honeys. Yes. And taking the stage first is my co-host today, Dave Mazzoni. Very excited. Dave, a veteran of I Don't Think So, Honey.

He actually was a finalist in Coach War, the very first competitive I Don't Think So, Honey. Yes, that went over well. He did lose to Pat Regan, who... Yes. Some Pat Regan fans. Queen Pat. Wow, some hoots and hollers for Pat.

Yeah, we're going to tell him there were none. There were none. No one knew who he was. And you all can seek treatment. So I'm gonna do an example of a pre-selected. I have something I'd like to talk about. Yes, okay, so this is Dave Mazzone's pre-selected I Don't Think So Honey, and his time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey

Rent the Musical. Okay. We're not gonna pay rent! Why have to i never thought that here like maybe 12 years later from being introduced to it that i would take the side of benny who's simply trying to collect the rent required to pay for the building his family owns? I rewatched the movie recently and was like, I don't understand this. They don't want to pay the rent. This doesn't hold up.

I love Out Tonight. Tango Marine's a lot of fun. There's a lot of production value. La Viva M is a lyrical masterpiece. But overall, they have to pay rent. 15 seconds. So, you know, just like being somebody who knows a little bit about real estate, I'll say this.

Okay, it doesn't matter how queer, how much of an artist you are, whether or not you ride a bike. Bitch, you need to pay your bills. But also, please sing about it. And that's one minute. Fabulous. A true pro. Thank you. You know what song is a slay from Rent?

What? I love a ballad. Without you, the night is bad. But you know what, you guys? In the movie Rent, did you know that all of the smoke that's leaving their mouths is fake? It wasn't cold. It was very warm when they filmed it. And so they had to animate all of the fog coming out of their mouths.

Next time you watch it, watch for that. It's very distracting. It's very distracting. It's very distracting. The more you know. All right, great. Okay, so Matt is going to do an example of the troll bowl. Yeah. So we have in here a list of topics that we put together.

Yeah. Are, you know, basically like, you know, some things that we love that are hard to go negative together. Yeah. Are, you know, basically like, you know, some things that we love that are hard to go negative on. Yeah. Past Trouble topics have included Julie Andrews. I did one one time

on Jesus Christ. Yes. Sandra Oh. Sandra Oh. Bowen had to do Sandra Oh and it was a fucking meltdown. I was there for that. Wait, Toronto's own Sandra Oh, right?

She is the queen. She's here. No, imagine. Come on, Sandra Oh. She was fucking robbed at the Emmys, though. I don't think so, honey, the Emmys. I don't think so, honey, the Emmys, absolutely. Alrighty, Matt, I'm going to choose.

I'm scared. Okay. Don't be scared. I'm going to do my defensive Toronto Blue Jays stance. Okay, I chose. No! What is it? Alrighty, your I don't think so honey is Drew Barrymore.

Go. I don't think so honey Drew Barrymore because you don't do enough fucking movies. Where the fuck have you been? I don't want to see you on Santa Clarita Diet, bitch. What the fuck is the Santa Clarita Diet? The only thing I've ever heard about the Santa Clarita Diet is A, it doesn't work in real life, I guess. And B, it was gory. My mom said it was too gory.

I don't think so, honey. Drew Barrymore, you have that production company, Flower Films. You talk too much about it, bitch. Get in your romantic comedy. I don't think so, honey. Drew Barrymore, you do too many movies with fucking Adam Sandler. Bitch, Adam Sandler is not the one. It's actually rule of culture number six.

Adam Sandler is not the one. Drew Barrymore, you are fucking huge. You can pull off brown and blonde and red hair what is this the fucking Christina Aguilera Candyman video 5 seconds all I'm saying is Drew Barrymore you Barrymore on screen

and that's one minute guys give it up for Matt Rogers I'm feeling hot yes honey he is gay Guys, give it up for Matt Rogers. I'm feeling hot. Yes. Honey, he is gay. He is gay. She is gay.

He is gay. Okay. Are you guys ready to start this fucking show? I feel a very good energy. It's a very good energy. Okay. So we made up some group names for each of the groups today. They'll be coming up in groups of five. Our first group is the Blue Jays.

We thought about this group name for one second. One second entirely. One second. Here we go. Here we go. We got Sam Sferrazza. We got Ashley Cooper. Lucas Liozu. We got Alice Rose. And we got Taylor Rivers! Amazing! Yes! Crowd favorite!

Wow! Fan favorite! And the very first to the mic is Sam Sferrazza! Let's do it, Sam! Sam, are you doing... Oh, look at these pants. These pants are everything. The pants, honey. Yes. You better turn

the look. Alright. Are we pre-selected or are we doing the troll bowl? We're pre-selected. Pre-selected. He has a predilection for the pre-selection. Sure. Here we go. And your time? Starts now. I don't think so, honey.

War. World War I, World War II, the Cold War, Star Wars, Skin Wars, Storage Wars. So many wars were forced to watch horrifically. If I were the first one, I have something to say to the world leaders, okay? Stop it. I mean it. It's really bad. If you ever read a textbook, you know that, like, from the beginning of time, war has been really bad. Always.

Like, so bad. And I know that, like, there's all these, like, rules for international war and everything. Like, you can't use certain kinds of flamethrowers, okay? 30 seconds.

But, like, seriously, there's so much more you could do to help the world. Like, you could go to law school and you could graduate summa cum laude and then you could, like, get a diplomatic job helping the diplomacy between China and Tibet. Or you could take a to-go cup to Starbucks.

Yes! Easy! Look, all I'm saying is it doesn't have to be so hard. Five seconds. That's why, for this, I don't think so, honey. Every clap I get, I'll donate five cents to help end war. Which war? I'm so glad you asked. All of them.

Yes! And that's what made it Sims for Awesome! It's actually rule of culture number 70. Make law school, not war. And please give a warm welcome to the mic, Ashley Cooper! Ashley, red is your color. Lady in red. Pre-selected.

Pre-selected? Okay, here we go. Ashley Cooper, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts right now. I Don't Think So Honey gatekeeping fandom. Oh! You think because you got bullied when you grew up for the things that you liked that that means it's your turn. But guess what, motherfucker?

Things are for everyone. Yes! Comics are for everyone. Sci-fi is for everyone. Sports is for everyone. If you like a thing, you're allowed to like a fucking thing. I don't care if you spend one minute or one hour or one week

on it. It doesn't fucking matter. Everybody gets to do whatever the fuck they want, and I don't want to hear well, maybe you're not a real fan if go suck a dick. I'm so sick of these cishet white guys who think that they need people to prove themselves

to them because they cried their ass all the way home from school in grade three. This is bullshit, and everybody should just enjoy what they want and shut the fuck up about it. Five seconds. Yes. Are you good? And that's one minute. Yes, bitch. Perfect.

There are no gatekeepers You shut the fuck up Shut up Let me enjoy And speaking of enjoyment I'm about to enjoy Lucas Loizu Come on you cute fuck

So handsome Talk to us Are we gonna do a pre-selected topic Or are we gonna do the troll bowl Pre going to do a pre-selected topic or are we going to do the troll bowl? Pre-select. Okay, pre-select. Okay. Here we go.

Lucas Loizu, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, the disrespectful death of Lexi Gray from Grey's Anatomy. Yes! Oh, so we know it. Yes.

Yes. Literally, she gets crushed under their plane and dies 15 minutes into the episode. Literally, mothers everywhere are mourning her death during a pantene commercial. Sadistic. Also, she had bangs. 30 seconds. Not bangs. Literally, Zoe doesn't know level bangs. You don't kill bangs. You had bangs. 30 seconds. Not bangs. Literally, Zoe doesn't know level bangs.

You don't kill bangs, you transfer bangs. Oh! Also, she was dating that 40-year-old senior, Dr. Sloan. Ew, gross. That's disgusting. 15 seconds. Okay, and then also, Sandra Oh after was just like, guess what, she was devoured by wolves.

What the heck? That's bonkers. Five seconds. Five seconds. And then literally, if you die a Shauna death, you never return. I don't think so.

I need a disrespectful death of Slexi Gray. And that's one minute. Oh, but you know what? You know what, Matt? That's actually a rule of culture that you just said. It's rule of culture 185. You don't kill bangs. You don't kill bangs.

You don't kill bangs. If a bitch has bangs, you keep her on the couch. You leave her. She's filling a role, the one with the bangs. The one with the bangs. Everyone, and respect for Kyler Lee. We say her name. All right.

All right, up next. Welcome Alice Rose. Yes, Alice. Okay, so, are we doing a pre-selected topic or the troll ball? Oh, bitch, I got something to talk about.

Oh, she has something to talk about. Amazing. All right, well, Alice, your I don't think so, honey chime starts now. I don't think so, honey. Straight now. I don't think so, honey. Straight boys who don't eat pussy.

Oh! I was on a date a few days ago with a straight guy talking over dinner, and he let it slip that he doesn't eat pussy, like some grand fucking declaration. I was floored. As a member of the queer community community I know this shit doesn't stand I'm out there trying my best to be GGG I'm out there eating ass

doing the fucking yes hard miles doing the fucking lord's work this motherfucker doesn't want to eat pussy I'm sorry 30 seconds you know whose fault it is DJ Khaled

yes we've all heard that You know whose fault it is. You know who's really to blame. DJ Khaled. Yes! We've all heard that interview. And what the fuck? Motherfuckers out there looking like pussy is the only thing he's not eating? I'm sorry. Okay, it's a weird place, a weird place to start a diet.

But who knows? Maybe this week, no pussy. Next week, he cuts out fried food. Five seconds. The week after that, he stops feeding off the successes of talented rappers. Oh, that's one minute. Alice Rose, everybody. Give it up.

Eat pussy. It's actually rule of culture number 89. Oh, it is. I'm out here eating ass. I'm out here. I'm out here eating ass. I'm out here. I'm out here eating ass. Speak to me after. Alrighty, we have one final

member of the Blue Team. I'm serious. Alright. It is give it up for Taylor Rivers. Let's go. Let's go. Very handsome. Yes, Soleil. Now, let me ask you a question. Pre-select a topic or the troll bowl?

Pre-select. Okay. Listen, Taylor Rivers, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey open casket funeral. Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Speak on it. If someone in my life calls me and tells me you're dead I'll take their word I don't need to fucking see a dead body like what the fuck also like who was the first person to like pitch that

and was like like who was like a sick fucker that was like you know what we could do we could open it up we could open it up and everyone will have

to look at it also I don't think so honey the makeup artists that like work on the corpses every time I've been to an open casket funeral, the face is beat for the gods. Yes, honey. Dusted.

Why is Grandpa laying there with a full contour and a posthumous smoky eye? I wonder. A posthumous smoky eye. No, 15 seconds. Also, I feel like the makeup artists are trying to get their big break. When I go to a funeral, I want to remember the person for who they are,

not like a season 11 hopeful with a sickening entrance look. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey. Open casket funerals. Oh, my God. That's one minute. Taylor Rivers. Oh, my God.

Have we gotten this off to a sick start or what? I mean, guys, give it up. Give it up for the Blue Jays. Sam Sferrazza. Ashley Cooper. Lucas Loizo. Alice Rose. And Taylor Rivers.

Yes, thank you all. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. I mean, wow. Damn it. A fucking posthumous Cat eye Or whatever the fuck he said You know my grandma recently passed away

And as we were carrying her casket Yes I was a pallbearer thank you As we were carrying her casket I tripped And I'm pretty sure we buried my grandma Kind of like this Because I definitely felt a weight change Inside the coffin But no one said anything

I mean I didn't say anything. Me and my cousin Louis were like, let's just not say anything and let's just bury her. You can always count on Louis. Louis is great. All righty. This next category is called Maple Leafs, Honey. All righty. Lauren Scratch.

Jialu Wang. Brendan D'Souza. Yao Atua. And Emily Bilton. All right yeah what's up and emily built it oh my gosh how's it going thank you thank you for being here guys are you excited yes all right and first to the mic is lauren scratch yes lauren lauren are you doing pre-selected or do you have something for the troll bowl i am doing pre-selected pre-selected or do you have something for the troll bowl? I am doing pre-selected. Pre-selected.

This is Lauren Scratch. Her I Don't Think So Honey time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, the L word reboot. Oh. I don't know how familiar you guys are with the L word, but let me say finger paint you a picture. All right. So we all know the cast of Friends, right? Yes.

No, picture Ross as a lesbian he always was. Yeah. Boom. L Word. Guys, I am so over revival. Yes. We already had Will and Grace. We had Fuller House. We had Roseanne, rest in peace, bitch. But some things just need to be left in the past alongside Beth's sex addiction. Guys, we... The L Word was legendary. It was the only show at its time that showed lesbian death to be the same severity as lesbian bed death, okay?

And sure, it left us with more questions and answers, like, why did Shane have seven different haircuts? Who... Where did Poppy... 15 seconds. Where did Poppy go? Does anybody know? I don't know. Who knows? But honestly, guys, we just need to honor things at their time, anybody know? I don't know. Who knows? But honestly, guys, we just need to honor things at their time.

Five seconds. Maybe it was problematic, but I swear to God, if they fucking bring Jenny back from the dead, I will not only cut a bitch, but sew her up too. I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute.

You have been warned, L Word Reboot. Not for us. No, that was Lauren Scratch. Everyone welcome Jialu Wang. What's up, Jialu? I'm good. How are you? We're so good. We're so great. Listen, are we doing a pre-selected topic or are we doing the troll bowl?

Pre-selected. Okay, pre-selected. This is Jialu Wang's pre-selected I Don't Think So Honey. Her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, people who eat pizza at Chinese buffets? What the fuck is wrong with you, you basic colonial clown? Why the fuck would you eat pizza at a Chinese buffet? Why would you pay $30 plus tax to eat sauce on bread?

Did you not conduct a full cost value analysis before you got to this Mandarin? Or do you just have the palate of a fucking five-year-old? 30 seconds. The only reason why pizza exists at a Chinese buffet in the first place is to silence demon white children.

Otherwise, if you're gonna eat pizza at a Chinese buffet, that's kind of like going to MIT for a humanities degree. To me, eating pizza at a Chinese buffet is just indicative of having a weak moral character. Fuck you, I don't think so, honey. Ah, Jell-O! That is one minute. That was one minute. That was amazing. Oh, God. You have to be don't think so, honey. Ah! That is one minute. That was one minute.

That was amazing. Oh, God. You have to be a sick fuck to eat pizza at the buffet. Pizza is just bread, sauce, and cheese. And this handsome motherfucker is Brendan DeSantis.

This fall on Bravo. It's time to turn up. Think you've seen it all? I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately. We're friends like that. Who needs enemies? You ain't seen nothing yet.

Here to be in Germanic. With the Real Housewives of Potomac. Oh my gosh, can I take this in? It's gonna be amazing. New York City. Everyone is a gossip. No one gets a happier life. Salt Lake City.

We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion. And below deck sailing out. You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset. Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. Let's have a real good time. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.

And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian. Elian Gonzalez. Elian, Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba.

Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Julian Edelman.

I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show. We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past, and we're just going to sit here and talk about them.

And we'll get into the types of dudes. What kind of types of dudes are there, Gronk? We got studs, wizards. We got freaks. Or dudes dudes. We got dogs. Dogs. We'll break down their games.

We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Cheryl Swoops, WNBA champ, three-time Olympian, and basketball hall of famer. I'm a mom and I'm a woman. I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby, journalist, sports reporter, basketball analyst, a wife, and I'm also a woman. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. See, athlete or not, we all know it takes a lot as women to be at the top of our game.

We want to share those stories about balancing work and relationships, motherhood, career shifts. You know, just all the shit we go through. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I, well, we have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.

You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Elf Beauty, founding partner of iHeart women's sports. Brandon, are we doing preselected? Are we going into the trouble?

First trap. First trap. Anthony Perovsky is on stage. Absolutely. Give it up. What are we thinking? Preselect. Preselect.

Preselected. Okay. This is Brendan D'Souza's. I don't think so. Honey is time starts. No, I don't think so. Honey as time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey

sushi fusion restaurant. Yes. Yes. Listen, I don't care how cultured you think you are. Your sushi burrito isn't some hip and trendy new food trend.

It's called a hand roll. It's existed for literal centuries before your gentrified ass landed on Queen West and decided to find a new way to eat sushi that circumnavigates your inability to use chopsticks.

Wow. Listen, I am a simple brown boy. I like all you can eat sushi because it's cheap and because I'm South Asian, I'm already 70% white rice. If I Google sushi, I don't need to be wading through a metric fuck ton of bullshit. 30 seconds. Alternative sushi options.

You can Google sushi and come across sushi burritos, sushi burgers, sushi pizza, sushi lasagna. What the fuck is sushi lasagna? Which of you fuckers thought it was okay to deep fry a rice cake and call it a hamburger bun? I'm not sure about that, sweetheart. Listen, you really want to eat these culinary crimes against Jesus? Rest your soul.

At least have the fucking decency to come up with an original name for it. Five seconds. Instead of calling it a sushi burger, call it a stuffy stuffed rice cake. Instead of calling it sushi pizza, just call it gross. Instead of calling it sushi lasagna, call it a stuffy, stuffed rice cake. Instead of calling it sushi pizza, just call it gross. Instead of calling it sushi lasagna, kill yourself. I don't think so. And that's one minute.

And I just want to say, a spinoff has been birthed. I'm not sure about that, sweetheart. We're going to start doing that show. I'm not sure about that, sweetheart. I don't know. I might be into sushi lasagna, but we'll save that for another day. Give it up for Yao Atua. Yao, we're doing pre-selected troll bowl.

Pre-selected. Those nails look so nice. Put them in the troll bowl. Come on. Our first troll bowl of the night. Oh, I love that. Wow. I love that. Wow. I love that.

Wow. And let me tell you, these nails are meant for picking because this is a very good one. Yow, your I Don't Think So Honey Troll Bowl topic is Tom Hanks. Yep, crack those knuckles. Light it up, honey. And your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Tom Hanks?

How do you win the Oscar over Dead Zell fucking Washington? Yeah! Run, Forrest, run. Run away. Run away. Get out of my mind. Get out of my head.

Get out. Get out. That's a good movie. That's a better movie. That deserves an Oscar too, motherfucker. Get out. I don't think so. Tom Hanks?

Philadelphia? That's the only thing good you've done in the culture recently, isn't it? Tom Hanks? I don't think so, honey. You collect typewriters? What are you typing to yourself? What are you? Who's collecting typewriters? Who the fuck is this guy? What is he writing? Apology letters?

Dear Denzel, I'm sorry that I stole this from you. I can't believe you took this from me. I don't think so, honey. 15 seconds. Colin Hanks, how good of an actor are you?

How can you not bring Colin Hanks up? He's dreamy. He's nice. He's a nice character. He's a nice guy. Daddy doesn't do anything for you.

Five seconds. Why is he in a network show instead of blockbuster movies? I don't think so, honey. You're going to be Mr. Roger? Fuck you. Have a nice day in this neighborhood, motherfucker. Woo! One minute! Very good, Yao. Wow, Yao.

Wait. Our first. I will say this. Obviously you're a fan because only a fan knows that he collects typewriters. I mean. Take a bow, bitch. Okay, that was unbelievable. And now give it up for Emily Bilton!

The outfit is fly. The suspenders are prideful. Oh, they're children's suspenders and I woke up like this. Oh, yes, honey. Absolutely. So, Emily, are we doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl?

I was gonna do troll bowl, but I'm fucking mad. Okay. Okay. So I'm gonna do an improvised pre-selected. Okay, this is Emily Bilton's improvised I Don't Think So Honey pre-selected topic and her time starts now. I don't think so, Brett fucking Kevin. No. I don't think so, honey. Priest, that's a topic. And her time starts now.

I don't think so, Brett fucking Kevin. No, I don't think so. Yes! No! No! You do not get to be part of the fucking Supreme Court, okay? If you were a rapist once, you were a rapist for the rest of your goddamn life. For sure. Absolutely. I don't care if you didn't rapist once, you were a rapist for the rest of your goddamn life. For sure.

Absolutely. I don't care if you didn't penetrate her. Whatever. You are a sexual soldier, and that's what you would be. I don't care if you have two kids. I don't care if you have a wife. I don't care if you cry.

You are a fucking sexual soldier. Yes. God, I'm mad. Also, I'm pretty sure he has links with Russia. Do we feel that? Do we feel that? Do we feel that? Also, he doesn't know what, what was that line, you know,

that they describe for white supremacists? I don't know. I spent two and a half hours on YouTube this morning listening to videos of him and I hate him. Yes, yes, honey. Men like this are reasons I'm a lesbian. I'm celebrating my one year anniversary of being gay and I've never been happier.

And that's one minute. Woo. You guys, we could not be happier to be in Canada right now. America is a garbage nation. We are truly happy to be here on Canadian soil. And we're so happy about this group. Maple Leafs Honey. Maple Leafs Honey.

Lauren Scratch. Jialu Wang. Jialu Wang. Brendan D'Souza. Yao Atua. And Emily Bilton. Yes. Lauren Scratch. Jialu Wang. Brandon D'Souza. Yao Atua. And Emily Bilton. Yes. Thank you guys.

Wow. Matt, that was amazing. We had our first troll bowl. The first troll bowl, and that was an expertly executed troll bowl. I mean, troll bowl is tough, but I feel like when somebody goes for it, we're on their side.

Yes. We're excited to see some more troll bowls. There's only been one out of ten. Already. Which is ten percent. Wow. Math. Okay.

This next group is called The Drake. Give it up for... Alan Shane Lewis. Hodo Hersey. Marshall Lorenzo. Abba Amu Kwando. And Jade Niles Craig. Yes.

Come on out, come on out. Come on out, come on out. Amazing. Yes. And the first to the mic, we are proud to welcome Alan Shane Lewis. Okay. Turning a fall look. We love.

Looking handsome. Handsome indeed. Hell yes. okay turning a fall look we love looking handsome handsome indeed hell yes we're just so I'm in excited to be here every man in Toronto yes

you're like take me away just have me have me alright so sorry we made you uncomfortable already yeah no

just it is now time to ask the question Alan are you gonna be doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl? Pre-select You ready?

Your time starts now I don't think so honey Drake I'm sorry Alright I'm black but I do a lot of white things and the whitest thing I do is go to hip hop concerts and I had the misfortune of going to one free ticket

whatever, it was medium, it was a medium concert and I told my friends this and they hated it, like, yo, you don't like Drake how you from Toronto and you don't like Drake I'm like, first off, you're from Richmond Hill, calm down Kevin calm down listen, I understand if it's in the club and it's bumping,

you can dance to it. I enjoy it. I understand that. But don't pretend for a second you can meditate on any of his lyrics. Honestly, if Drake's lyrics are deep, if it was a pool, you couldn't dive in it, for sure.

Couldn't do that. All right? It's so disingenuous. I can't handle that. It's so annoying. You pretend to be a gangster one moment. 15 seconds. Here's the one thing about him.

He is a definition of a fuckboy. He straight up is. For real. All right? Whether it's not raising his kids with dating an 18 year old, but most importantly and the worst thing about him.

Five seconds. He fakes a Scarborough accent. I can't handle that. Oh no. And that's one minute. Alan Shane Lewis. Wow. Wow.

You know, Drake is also in the troll bowl. Yes. We might hear more about Drake. We might hear more. That was amazing. You know, Drake is also in the troll bowl. Yes. We might hear more about Drake. We might hear more. That was amazing. Everyone give it up for Hoda Hersey. To the mic. Oh my god. Right now, I feel like

I'm lip syncing for my life. Yes, you are. You are. You are in a sense. So don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up. I guess that makes us RuPaul and Michelle. Yes. We're going to decide who Michelle is later. We'll decide later.

Because we'll get too vicious up here. We both want to be Michelle. Are we doing pre-selected or troll bowl? We're doing a motherfucking pre-select. Yes. Okay. Speak on it. Hodo Hersey, here is your I don't think so, honey.

And your time begins now. I don't think so, honey. People your time begins now. I don't think so, honey. People against gentrification. Hear me out. Hear me out. Okay. All right. I know you guys are like, we're white.

Are we allowed to laugh? You are. Okay. You are. You are. Okay. We were waiting for that. I am your Martin Luther King.

You understand? Okay. Stand up, bitch. Listen, some say it's bad, but I just think it's fun, hipster colonialism. You know what I mean? It's oppression, but we're having a good time. You know what I mean? 30 seconds.

It's like, listen, I can have coconut vegan ice cream while a Filipino family is getting evicted, which is sad, but their house will get turned into a hot yoga studio, so that's tons of fun. You know what I mean? We're having a good time. I'm tired of coffee time. I want multiple

Starbucks' in my neighborhood. Do you understand? Do you understand? Thank you. I see some of the white guilt. Five seconds. Listen, I... That's it. I'm done. And that's one minute.

Oh, no. Hersey. I love you guys. With an argument for gentrification. Listen. More yoga. More coffee.

Dave, that's weird. We both finished our drinks while that was going on. Oh, my gosh. Wow. We're both like, glug, glug, glug. Glug, glug, glug.

You know what would be great? If they had the beer store somewhere near on the stage. Guys, the beer store is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm like, I love it. I want to live there. We were explained to that you can't just buy beer easily here. No, it's like tough. There's like restrictions.

All right, so it's not perfect here. Okay, noted. Okay, all right. All right, everyone, please welcome Marshall Lorenzo! Yes! Hey, Marshall. Yes! Hey, Marshall. So, are we doing a pre-selected or a trouble?

Unfortunately, we are doing pre-selected. That's fine. No, no, it's gonna be a very heartfelt true story. Okay, here we go. I love heartfelt and true. Your time starts... No. Okay, I don't think so, honey. My first Toronto roommate, Anne Hathaway's brother. Whoa!

Pour the tea. I'm sorry that I didn't know that you guys were related to each other, and I'm sorry that I ate all of that meatloaf that the restaurant didn't have on the menu the first time that we met. It's just that when you said that your first job was the assistant to your sister who's maybe an actress, why would I know that that's Anne Hathaway?

I'm sorry, Michael Hathaway, that eight months later I had an Oscars-themed party where my friend showed up in a tuxedo, Heidi Brander, and saying, is that okay? And then you stormed down and finally admitted that you were related to Anne Hathaway. I'm sorry that that happened,

but I didn't see all of the Apple TV screensavers that were happening, all of the family photos, all of the wedding photos where she was a bridesmaid. I'm not that smart. I am sorry that my mom sent you a handcrafted piece of tile that said Hathaway's Cottage, and I hid it in my bedside table, and you found it after I left your house.

And that's one minute. And that's one minute. Oh, darling, we need to unpack this. We have to unpack this. This mom, this mom. Wait, was it her gay brother? Yes, it was her gay brother. Okay, I love, we love, then we love.

And did you ever go to Hathaway's Cottage? I never went to me and I never went to Anne Hathaway's Cottage. Okay. All right. So obviously you did not do your duty. No. You were supposed to go do recon at Anne Hathaway's Cottage with her gay brother. Other people came to Hathaway's Cottage with me.

Oh. And that's a story for us. No, that's suggestive. That didn't happen. Okay. It didn't happen. Thank you, Marshall Lorenzo. And now, please welcome Abba Amuquando.

Woo-hoo! To the mic. Yes. Okay, so Abba. Yes. Talk to me. Are we doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl? I'm a Virgo.

I like to plan. It's pre-selected. Okay, Miss Virgo. We got some astrology people in the front I hear you I'm a cancer alright Abba Mukwondo

here is your time it begins now I don't think so honey having to buy a new pair of jeans over three years because of chub rub ever since the age

of 13 I have spent $10,000 or more on buying a pair of new jeans I was imagining a new future for myself

where the insides of the fucking jeans right here near the pussy would be reinforced. However, in this, the year of 2018, brands are just throwing tacos and fucking rose embroidery on the jeans and calling it a day. Uniqlo. Uniqlo, honey, I love you,

but make your denim thicker, mama. I don't have another $45 to give you, baby. I'm popped. I think the government should give us thick individuals grants so that we can buy various cloths and fabrics to reinforce the insides of our fucking pants. Okay? It's weird to have a hole so close to my pussy. Okay?

It's uncouth. I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute. Aba amu guando. And you know what? That's actually a rule of culture. What are you going to say? I was going to say,

make your denim thicker, mama. It's rule of culture number 72. I have had to part with so many jeans that I was in love with because of this exact reason. You just hit me right in the heart. Wow, hit her in the heart. All right, and our final for the Drake, Jade. Jade Niles Craig. Come on, Jade.

Hey, Jade. Yes, Jade. Okay, so Jade, as the closer of the group called The Drake, are we doing a troll bowl or a pre-selected topic? I got something to say. Also, it's my birthday. Oh, happy birthday! Happy birthday to ya.

Happy birthday to ya. Happy birthday. Oh. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday. As we famously know, this song doesn't have a proper end. It doesn't have a good end. No, thank you. But I'm happy we did. All right.

Jade Niles Craig, on your birthday, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, white people with dreads. No. No. Speak. No. Speak on it. I am so tired of seeing fucking distasteful white people, the Kardashians, wearing dreadlocks as a fashion statement.

These people are scrambling for shit to steal from black folks now that we have autonomy and shit. I don't understand why you think that it looks nice putting that much effort into looking that deplorable. 30 seconds. Black people lock their hair in Rastafarian culture as a rejection of vanity and as a rejection of westernized beauty standards.

White people lock their hair to piss off their parents and fit in better at Burning Man. 15 seconds. Saying that you have ethnic hair because you have hair and an ethnicity is like saying you're not a criminal just because you happen to live in the White House. Five seconds. Whoa. I don't think so, honey. You need to acknowledge your privilege.

You can do that shit when we're treated equally by the courts and the cops. And until then, leave our fucking beauty supplies. Yes, bitch. And that's one minute. Oh, my God. Jade. Soleil. Jade.

Soleil Jade. Thank you. Everyone, that was the Drake, Alan Shane Lewis, Hodo Hersey, Marsha Lorenzo, Amah Amukwondo, and Jade Niles Craig. Thank you, guys. Can you believe we are halfway through the show? Are you guys feeling good? Are you guys wet?

Wow. Okay, so our last group was called The Drake. And this group is called Drake. Everyone. Give it up for Chris Middleton. Give it up for Susan Wason. Natalie Norman. Karis Anderson.

And Ben Sosa-Ryde. Yes. Hey, guys. Hello, everyone. Hey, hey, hey. Hello, everyone. Alrighty. Okay, so first from Drake is Chris Middleton.

Chris. In a jacket that I want. Yes. Matt deserves that jacket. It's H&M. Oh. Accessible, affordable, stylish. I actually was going to wear the one that Alan Shane Lewis was wearing right now.

Oh, no. That would have been humiliating. Ratchet. Somebody would have had to die. Somebody would have had to go. Somebody would have had to die. Alrighty. So are you going to do preselected or the troll bowl?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait. Are you okay? Chris, are you all right do pre-selected or the troll bowl? Oh my god. Oh my god, wait, are you okay? Oh my god, something's happening. Oh my god, no, wait, take all the time you need. Someone call the troll bowl quick! Give me that bowl, bitch! Oh my god.

Oh, I am thoroughly gagged. You know the audience is a sucker for a reveal. Chris, we have to get a picture after that. Yeah, this is epic. Oh my god. Fashion. Poet is going to fuck you. Touch the fashion, change your life.

Touch the fashion, change your life. Change your life. I'm honestly so terrified. All right. Do not be afraid, bitch. Because you've come out with this shirt. That means you staked your claim, and you are doing a troll bowl against Canada's own Avril Lavigne. Your time starts now.

I don't think so, Avril Lavigne. What the fuck is up with your music now? Agree. Give me complicated. Give me skater boy. What the fuck is up with your music now agree give me complicated give me skater boy what the fuck is this hello kitty shit yeah no i'm with you you're married to the guy lead singer from nickelback the most hated band on the planet fuck what the fuck is wrong with you you could literally have anybody you're so pretty like love more. I don't think so, honey. Avril Lavigne, what the fuck have you been doing recently?

30 seconds. I have not heard a new Avril Lavigne song in so long, and I want it to be rock. I want it to be reminiscent of a 2000s Chris Middleton with guyliner and black everything. She was my everything. Skateboard is literally my karaoke

anthem. Put out more bangers like that hey hey you you I don't like you Avril Lavigne I don't think so honey yes five seconds five seconds Avril Lavigne you're a disgrace to Canada I don't think so honey I will say this here's the shade she just released a new single

like last week bitch and you didn't even know about it horny and that's the shade. She just released a new single like last week, bitch. Oh, I don't fucking care. And you didn't even know about it, honey. Listen. And that's the shade against her. That is shade. Matt and I have literally sat alone and cried to I'm With You, though. Yeah, it's true. I'm With You is above. That's still from the complicated era.

I'm standing on the bridge and I'm waiting in the dark. Alright. Chris Middleton, you fucking slay. Give it up for Susan Wasek. Hey. Calm the fuck down. Yes, I love that shit. Calm the fuck down.

Unbelievable. So, Susan, here's a question for you. Are we doing an I Don't Think So Honey troll bowl or an I Don't Think So Honey preselected? It's very preselected. It's very preselected indeed. Here is Susan Wasek, I Don't Think So Honey, and her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, Shailene

Woodley. Thank you! Like, I don't know what big little lies you told to get on a show with Reese, Laura Durden, Zoe Kravitz, and fucking Nicole Kidman! Oh my god. No, like, literally, it's a gem of a show and you're a fucking sham of an actor.

Did we all just forget the fault in our stars? It was like the only movie where I wanted a heavy quotes protagonist to die from their terminal illness. 30 seconds. And like, I don't want to hear you on a talk show talking about how you like own one pair of jeans. You smell so bad, fashion designers don't want to dress you.

It's disgusting. I'm so, so sick of Shailene Woodley. Like we didn't ask for a poor man's Jennifer Lawrence. 15 seconds. You should probably just diverge from acting, which I think will be super easy. Just pack your fucking bags. You just have like one pair of jeans and two shirts.

I don't think so, honey. Shailene Luthier. Whoa! And that's one minute. Wait, I don't know this. I'm just fighting words. I don't know this tea. She smells bad?

Allegedly, she smells bad, and designers are like, no thanks. I buy this. I buy. I purchase. She's like a liberal liberal. Wow. Oh my God.

All right. Give it up everyone for Natalie Norman. Alliteration. Natalie Norman. I love it. How are you doing? I feel sick. This is my nightmare.

No, it's your dream. Living it. Swirling it. Are you going to do a troll bowl? Oh, let's do the troll bowl. Might as well. Might as fucking well. Alright. That's how you start. She says, why not, honey?

Why not, bitch? Okay, okay, okay. Oh. Your I Don't Think So, Honey topic is the reality show, The Voice. Can we do this? I mean, I don't know much, but sure. Wait, is The voice a Canadian thing?

No. No? Well, then we're not going to do that. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Because we put it in with a big question mark. We were like, we don't know if they do the voice in Canada. We have it on television. In America, it's big.

But you guys don't give a fuck. No, no, no. You're way too cool for that. All right, all right, okay. Thank you. All right, so instead, we have Shawn Mendes. Do you not care of either? Do you also not give a fuck about Shawn Mendes?

I don't know who he is. All right, strike two. And you know what? And you know what? That is shade. That is shade. That is shade right there. That's a hole. I don't think so, honey. All right, strike two. And you know what? And you know what? That is shade. That is shade. That is shade right there. That's a whole I don't think so, honey.

Okay. All righty. What about, what about, this is so funny, Natalie. What about Disney World? Fine. Okay. All righty, your I don't think so, honey on Disney World starts now. I don't think so, honey, Disney World.

What the fuck is that shit? I'm Jewish, and I'm pretty sure it's all fucking anti-Semitic there. Why the fuck do we ever go there? Are we not all adults? Hey, what about those fucking weirdos who are adults who are obsessed with Disney World? Grow the fuck up,

okay? We got real things like the Kardashians. I don't even, what is there, one in Paris too? What the fuck is that? Eurotrack. 30 seconds. I will go to the one in Tokyo. I will go.

That one for sure has some fucked up sex shit. And I am down for that. I am down for that. I don't know what else to say. I just hate them. 15 seconds. You have more time. Okay say. I just hate them. 15 seconds.

You have more time. Okay. They just hate you. They just hate us. Every time I go in there, I get scared and spooked. Five seconds. I don't think so. I need Disney World.

That's one minute. That's one minute. It's true. Oh, my God. Natalie. Walt Disney World. Walt Disney famously antis-Semitic. Yes, and we have famously been there exclusively high.

We've famously been there every year. As high as we could get. Not because of the anti-Semitism, because of the rides. Anyway, we're leaving this behind. Yes. All right. Everyone, welcome Karis Anderson.

Woo! Hello, handsome. Hey, handsome. So what are we thinking at this moment? Like are we doing a troll bowl or pre-selected? I got a bone to pick so I gotta do pre-selected. Pre-selected, he's got a bone to pick. Karis Anderson, your time

starts now I don't think so honey, gay guys who don't have lesbian friends. Wow Y'all are fucked up log cabin Republicans And I am on to you Lesbians have been there for us from the get-go They are our sisters

They used to marry us So we wouldn't be socially ostracized They took care of us during the AIDS crisis And they gave birth to our babies While we were still frosting our fucking tits 30 seconds. I know that your friend Amber told you that lesbians are aggressive

because one time a lesbian came up to her in a bar gasp. But Amber is a useless homophobe who thinks you're a purse. She would trade you for a vodka crayon. I don't think so, honey. And I don't think so, honey. The ambiguity of this situation.

Are you ignoring lesbians because you're a shit dick? Or are lesbians ignoring you because they can smell your toxicity like a cat smells cancer? Five seconds. I don't know and I hate ambiguity, bitch. I don't think so, honey. Gay guys who aren't friends with lesbians. And that's one minute. Broaden your horizons, you gays.

Thank you, Karis. You know, LGBT starts with L. It starts with L. That's actually rule of culture number three. LGBT starts with L. And give it up for Ben Sosa, right?

Another beautiful fall jacket. This is gorge. This is wonderful. Thank you. I have heard the legend of Ben. Now, tell me, are we going to be doing a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl? I have something to say. He has something to say. It's a pre-select.

It's a pre-select. And Ben Sosa, right, your I Don't Think So Honey topic starts now. I Don't Think So Honey, the models on America's Next Top Model who cry when they get their makeover. No. I don't think so, honey. If Tyra Banks says you have the bone structure for a pixie, that is a compliment.

And honey, compliments are not meant to be cried over. If Vidal Sassoon himself came into my house and said I could work an asymmetrical bob, I would be kissing his feet, honey. I would not be crying. No more. 30 seconds. Also, I don't think

so, honey, how they always try to sew weaves into white women's hair. It's truly a constant thing every season and they always remove the weave the next day. They never stay on their heads. 15 seconds. I don't think so, honey girls,

you can't appreciate the power in a pixie cut. Yes. Okay. Also, I don't think so, honey girls, who don't fuck with bangs. Bangs are fashion forward. Five seconds. I don't think so, honey girls,

I'm America's Next Top Model who cry about their makeovers. Yes! Ben says they're right. I agree a thousand percent. We're all in agreement here give it up for Drake Chris Middleton

Susan Waysick Natalie Norman Chris Anderson and Ben Sosa-Wright thank you guys unbelievable oh my god wow

I actually review America's Next Top Model for Vulture and I can tell you as like the only person who still watches it, it is fucking bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.

And Tyra might be a bad person. Don't fool me, bitch. Watch the show. The only quote I remember was, you're crying, and I'm glad you're crying. And it's like, no, it's not as iconic as it was. You can't do that anymore, Tyra. This season, she cut one girl because

she was a bad person on the inside. And the girl was like, okay, cool, thank you. And she wouldn't let her leave until she had said it five more times. It was like crazy. She accepted it very nicely. She was like, okay, I heard you. I have to leave. Everyone, give it up for this next group, which is called

Poutine Squad, give it up for this next group, which is called Poutine Squad. Give it up for... Claire S. Give it up for Andrew Ivamy. Tim Blair. Kyle Brownrigg. And Nina Adler. Yes.

Hey, guys. Very excited, very excited. Hello, all. Hey, hey, hey. Let's have the first to the mic, Ms. Claire S. Come Hello, all. Hey, hey, hey. Let's have the first to the mic, Ms. Claire S. Come on, Claire. Ooh, what is that you're drinking?

It's beer, bitch. It's beer, bitch. It's beer, bitch. All right, so, Ms. Claire, are we doing a troll bowl, which have we only had two? We've only had two. This is sicko.

Three, three. We've had only three? Wonderful. Alright, so are we doing Trouble or a pre-selected topic, Claire? First, I would like to acknowledge all of those that have come before us in the I Don't Think So Honey realm. Yes, thank you. Give them a round of applause.

Pioneers. Everyone that's come before. They're all dead now. I'm doing pre-selected. Pre-selected. This is Claire S.'s pre-selected I Don't Think So Honey and her time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey,

Meghan Markle, and Prince Harry's wedding. Wow! Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, bitch! Oh my God, the fashion, that dress. Why are you wearing a bleached sack to your own wedding?

Oh! Not to mention you let your fiancé slash future husband wear a depressed stegosaurus backwards outfit. Why, honey? 30 seconds. Oh my God, your best friend is sitting in the front row and she's all like like selfies from the back. She's all like this.

Jennifer Mulrooney with her husband who looks like he's a Kendall down below. Oh, bitch. 15 seconds. Why? Bowl food? What is that? Come up with a better terminology. Also, when they took the pictures out front they looked like a hairy vagina

around the door why five seconds why no no honey no plan your

wedding better and that's one minute wow I will say this I wait I didn't give a fuck about their wedding

do you guys have to care oh I didn't subscribe to it at all no I didn't subscribe to it at all. No, I didn't give a fuck. Do we like Megan? See, I was just panicking over my own nation, so I was not paying attention.

I mean, we liked that she was on Suits. Yeah, that was cool that she was on Suits. Everyone, give it up for Andrew Ivamy! Andrew! Andrew! Hey, Andrew! Now, what are we thinking? I liked the added stank on Andrew.

Andrew! I'm stealing that. That's yours. Take it. You own it. How are you feeling in terms of troll bowl versus I don't think so many pre-prepared topic? I'm going to do a pre-select. Okay, baby boy.

I feel like I've let you down. No, no, it's so cool. No, honey, I don't see Trill Bowl. Okay. All righty, great. So what are we doing? Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

Books that come with a map? Hey, fantasy novels that have a three-page map at the beginning, can you cool it? Can you fucking cool it? I don't want to have to take a geography lesson before I read a book. It's 2018 and I'm reading a book. They should already be throwing me a parade for doing that. Not giving me more homework before my homework. I don't care what the lay of the...

Sure, you wrote a fantasy novel, and you're like, but you need to know that the mountains are to the north before the cursed tower of Sludoon. I don't give a shit. Just write it in the book. Have the characters just be like, oh, let's go through the mountain. That's the only way.

And I'll be like, fucking great. I believe you. I wasn't gonna fact check your world. I'm bad with real world geography. I don't need your fantasy shit. I Google mapped how to get here tonight and I live in this city. I don't need a

fantasy map. You're fucking up my book. And that's one minute, Andrew. I'm a me. Oh my god, wow. I mean, I have famously never read one book, but I'm sure what you're saying is true. And I've read between

one and twenty books, and I did read The Lord of the... No, not those. Those are too long. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Those have maps! Oh. And they're not even a real place, bitch. See, the witch, and the wardrobe. Those have maps. Oh. And they're not even a real place, bitch. See, I'm thinking about the Game of Thrones intro where it's like they kind of give us the whole scene.

Yeah, I do enjoy that because of the gears and everything. Anyway. End of nerd conversation. Instead, let's bring up Tim Blair. Woo-hoo! Hey, Tim. Hey, Tim. Hey, hi.

Hey! So talk to us, is it a pre-selected topic or the troll bowl? Oh, it's gonna be pre-selected. Okay baby boy! Tim Blair, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts, you say it. No. I Don't Think So Honey cannabis themed t-shirts.

You know what I'm talking about? Weed wear, ganja garments it's those tops the potheads rock where it's like it's a tie dye graphic tee with like pot leaves all over it a bunch of barbed wire for no reason I guess it's there to like

give it the off set, give it a little bit of edge cause you've got like a copyrighted cartoon character on the front just taking a toke like like damn i don't know why you did kush like it's fucked up like those shirts are so tacky it has to stop all right because like we're like 19 days away from legalization in this country yeah yeah soon it's gonna be like wearing white after labor day it's getting ridiculous 15 seconds all right and plus like what did this campaign even do?

Like, a legalized shirt never did anything. Like, the only possible way a legalized shirt could have made a difference, if the prime minister was, like, looking through his old clothes and, like, pulled up a shirt, and then the other had found a shirt with a Nike slogan on it and was like, Huh. Just do it. All right. I don't think so.

Wow. Honestly, guys. It's a reminder that you guys are getting legalized weed. It's just the fact that we're here 19 days before it happens is fucking infuriating. It's personal against us. It's an attack. It's an attack on us and our families. Where's the weed at?

Find it after the show. Everyone, welcome Kyle Brownrigg! What is up? They are all handsome. They're all so handsome. What the fuck? Sorry, we didn't mean to say that out loud, but we also did. Alright, so Kyle,

are we doing a pre-slides of topic or the troll bowl? It's a little bit of both. It's a little bit of both. Explain how. I'm going to be doing I Don't Think So, Honey, Avril Lavigne Part 2. Wow! Yes, honey. I love this. And your time starts now.

Bitch, you are the answer to the question, what if Alanis Morissette didn't have talent? Oh! Oh! She's always going on about her Lyme disease. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. She's always going on about her Lyme disease. We get it.

Bitch, you look unwashed in most of your music videos. If you were on Charlie Brown, you would be that character with the dirt cloud following you everywhere. Are you really that shocked that a parasite attached itself to your body? Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Oh!

But enough about Chad Kroger. Oh! 15 seconds! Yes, bitch! For the record, Shania Twain also has Lyme disease. Do you hear her bitching about it all the time? She just released a new album and she's on a world tour. Bitch, take a note.

Five seconds. I'm a huge fan of hers. I love her. Okay, thank you. That's what it is. Kyle. Kyle. I'll keep you forever and for always.

We will be together all of our days. Sorry, it's good to be here. No, forget it. I'm ready to go all the way. We fucking love Shania. I'm with Shania all the way to the end. And now, everyone welcome Nina Adler! Nina, are we doing

a troll bowl or a pre-selected or some combination of the two, which we've now discovered is possible? Well, I was going to do a pre-selected, but I'm feeling troll. Wow! She's feeling troll-y. Okay,

Nina. Alright, Nina. Let's see, what did I pull. Okay, Nina. All right, Nina. All right, Nina. Let's see. What did I pull? Okay. Okay. I love this one. This troll ball topic is happy birthday the song. Nina Adler, your time starts now.

I don't think so, honey. Happy birthday the song. There is no such thing as a happy birthday. I plan my whole year around what I'm going to do the night before my birthday, October 31st. Yes, thank you very much. Because I don't want to be out in public to explain to people about where I'm reflecting in life. I don't think so, honey. Happy birthday, because most people for their birthdays are wishing something different from their life.

30 seconds. People don't need to be reminded that they haven't phoned their mothers or fathers in a while, that their siblings are probably doing fuck all somewhere, and that they don't have enough friends to throw themselves a surprise party this year. 15 seconds. I don't think so, honey. Happy birthday.

You're a song that no one can sing. Five seconds. Using you to test people's vocal range is just absurd. You know, I couldn't find an end to that because you're just a joke. And that's one minute. Nina, it's true. Honestly, though, I'll say... You can't sound good singing it.

No, but you know when you've got a room of musical theater gays because the harmonies for Happy Birthday are always good. Happy birthday to you. I just fucked that up. That's always me. To you. I just fucked that up. That's always me. To you. You. Yes.

And with that, thank you, Poutine Squad. Thank you, Poutine Squad. Claire S. Andrew Ivamy. Tim Blair. Kyle Brownring. And Nina Adler. Yes.

Thank you all so much. Wow. This next group is the final group. Boo. Yes. Thank you all so much. Wow. This next group is the final group. Boo. Sad. And we had to look up a Toronto specific. Yes. And we discovered Kiefer Sutherland.

Canada's very own. Give it up for Chris Sandefur. Shauna Edward. Taylor Templeton-Smith. Evie Stamato. And Shanti Marostica. Hey, hey, hey. Wow.

Serving looks. Looks are served. Yes. Everyone welcome Chris Sandifer to the mic. Chris. Hey, Chris. It is time. Hello, hello. Hello, hello.

Hello, hello. Before we begin, I think the group wanted me to speak just real quick about how we're all going to go from the bowl tonight. Oh, wow! We're all going to do the bowl. We're all going to do it. Matt, has this ever happened?

This has never happened before. We've never had a declaration of such heroism. Yes, this group is together. We're together. The bowl is, I made this bowl myself. It's a beautiful bowl. I glass blew it.

And here we go. So Chris, here we go. I blew it all right. Okay, so you're going to draw one for me. So here we go. I hope that you came on with your A game. Oh my God. Your I don't think so honey topic is John Lennon. You're going to draw one for me. So here we go. I hope that you came on with your A game. Oh my God.

Because your I don't think so honey topic is John Lennon. I said it was a trouble. And your time, Chris, starts now. I don't think so, John Lennon. You died and that's why Paul McCartney wrote Temporary Secretary. What the hell is this song? Is this why you died? You left me with this song? All I need is a temporary... What's the lyric in that song?

I'm going to treat her right. I'm never going to keep her until late at night. She doesn't need to know how to do sexy things. But why'd you bring it up? Yeah, what the fuck? Let it be. I don't think so, John Lennon. You should be here now.

Yes. We need you now more than ever. Look who's the president. We gotta remember. 30 seconds. 30 seconds? Oh, my God. Okay.

You got time. 30. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't think so, honey. John Lennon, those circle glasses. 15 seconds. You ever hear of contact lenses you know

oh you take a stroll in Central Park don't walk in the park you silly bitch okay 5 seconds 5 seconds I don't think so honey

thank you so much thank you and John Lennon that's one minute Chris Chris Zanderford wow all of a sudden

this group is like I don't know John Lennon's coming out of here. Here we go, Shauna Edward. Shauna. Listen, House of Edward. Yes. Thank you.

Now, are we sticking with this pack, Troll Ball? A hundred percent. Oh, yeah. We are going down with the slip. This is my fault. I was like, I'm nervous. Everyone do Trowball. Okay, here we go. So your I don't think so honey

topic is Tim Hortons. Yo! Yo! That's not even a problem! That's not even a problem! And your time first.

Oh! Fuck you! Fuck you! Yo, Tim motherfucking Hortons, I don't think so, honey. Let me tell you, when I walk in, first thing in the motherfucking morning, and there's a goddamn lineup outside the fucking door, and you're going to tell me when I order my dark roast regular double-cupped that this fucking coffee is stale?

30 seconds. It is 8 in the fucking morning! What have you been doing? What the fuck have you been doing? And then you're gonna tell me when I order a dozen motherfucking donuts that only one of those bitches is gonna be a crueler one of those bitches this is for my whole office this is for my whole office I bought these to apologize for coming in late last week!

I came in late last week! And I bought donuts! Tell one's a crueler, what the fuck are the rest? Chocolate dip? Suck my dick! And that's one minute and 18 seconds! Oh my God. So, like, Matt didn't know.

I didn't know. Matt didn't know what Tim Hortons was, and I was like, no, it's beloved. We must put it in the bowl. Can I ask you a question? What's a double cup? Yo, it means that instead of a sleeve... Yeah, go, go, go, go, go.

A double cup instead of a sleeve that still burns your motherfucking fingers? You know what I mean? I'm weak. I'm weak in the winter. I'm weak in the summer. My fingertips don't have circulation. So, like, when I ask you for a double cup, it means two cups. Oh.

Okay. Fuck that. Okay. Fuck that. It sounds effective but wasteful. Honestly, yes. That was amazing, Sean Edward. Give it up for Taylor Templeton Smith.

Yes. Taylor, this blazer. The blazer for the evening. Thank you. For the moment. Guapo. So, Taylor, what are we doing? Are we doing a pre-select topic or the troll ball?

Are we sticking with it? I live by no rules but my own, so we're doing my pre-selected. Oh! Betrayal! Betrayal! I love it! I love it! No, he's the Jon Snow of this group. I love it.

He's different. He's doing his own thing. I love it. It's revolutionary. I'm on your team. Taylor, your I Don't Think So Honey time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey Spider-Man. It's time we take him down. Spider-Man is a fraud. First of all, he let 9-11 happen.

Let's just say that right here. Spider-Man has spider senses. He knew it was coming. Also, I think it's fucked up. They made nine movies and 900 Spider-Man comics and they never tell you if it feels good when the webs come out of them. I want to know. I just want to know when Spider-Man shoots his hot little boy ropes at the octopus doctor

if it's a warm, pleasant sensation for him. 30 seconds. It's not sexual. I just want to know if he likes it, if he enjoys it. All right? I fuck off with these mechanical web slingers. Any teenager can make a rope slimy. But only a Spider-Man can

produce white hot honey pus from his wrists like that. 15 seconds. Alright? When I see... I want to see scenes of Spider-Man being frustrated because he hasn't shot his webs in days. I want to see him spray venom. The man who turned into bad Spider-Man. Because Goop from space kissed his clothes.

Five seconds. Is that so wrong? Fuck you, Spider-Man. And Sony, just show me him enjoying it. Yes. Yes. Spider-Man quake. Absolutely.

And that's one minute. I want to see him shoot it out and go, oh. Oh. Oh. Fuck. Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.

I love you. Oh. I love you. No, Matt. I told you. You have to stop saying I love you. I know. I got to Fuck. I love you. Oh. I love you. No, Matt, I told you, you have to stop saying I love you. I know, I gotta stop saying I love you when I shoot my whip. You don't know these men. You just met them. You know what I mean?

Okay, give it up for Evie Stameta. Woo! Yes. Hey, gorgeous. I'm fucking angry. Why are you mad? There was a betrayal. There was a betrayal. There was a betrayal.

But he slayed. He did slay. He did slay. Fuck Spider-Man, guys. Fuck Spider-Man. Listen, are we sticking with the pact? Or are we doing the preselected? Put that motherfucking hand in that motherfucking bullshit.

I'm letting Matt do it because of the manicure. Okay, this is good. This is good. Oh, yeah. I don't think so many troll bowl topic is Fahrenheit as a measurement of temperature. Serve it to us, honey. And your time starts now. I don't think so Fahrenheit as a motherfucking measurement.

Y'all are the only motherfucking people in the world that use this stupid antiquated system. You're like, oh, it's so nice that when they visit Toronto, people are like, we're from America. It's so nice. It was like 80 degrees. It was so nice. No one fucking knows what you're talking about. The world doesn't revolve around you, bitch. I don't think so, honey.

Fahrenheit as a method of telling the temperature. What's next? Fucking using yards as a measure of distance? No one fucking knows what your arbitrary measure means, mean bitch.

Go back to America because the world doesn't revolve around you. Yes, honey, drag us. I don't think so, honey. Fahrenheit as a measure of measurement. I don't even know how to fucking Google that. Five seconds.

I don't know where to start. I don't think so, honey. Just follow what everyone else is, because it's common sense. And that's one minute. Listen, you're not wrong. I agree with you, but I still don't understand Celsius. No clue. Listen, you're not wrong. I agree with you.

But I still don't understand Celsius. No clue. Yeah. I know. I got to get the fuck out of here. I promise I'm leaving tomorrow. Move here, honey. Yeah, I know.

Let's move here. We want to move here. I'll tell you what. The money's tough, too. I've been given big tips because I don't get coins. So I just give them all back. Take it all. Turns out that's a lot of money, I guess. Evie Stamatov, give it up for her.

Thank you, Evie. And now, to close out the evening, Shanti Morostica. Let's do it, Shanti. Shanti. Shanti. Shanti. Here we go. All righty. Shanti, are we going here we go alrighty Shanti

are we going in the bowl yeah but like I'm only 19 so I don't get a lot of references oh we'll have to say I'm gonna suck your blood later despite the youth

despite the youth I'm picking it out okay come on fingers do this for me alright here we go okay okay is the rating system here like the MPAA rating system here fingers. Do this for me. Alright, here we go. Okay. Okay.

Is the rating system here like the MPAA rating system here? I'm not going to get that. I don't know what it is, but I'm not going to fucking get it. Let's pick something else. It's got to be a name. If it's anything Okay, I got it. Alright. This is big. Your I don't think so honey troll bowl topic

Shanti is Rihanna. And your time starts now. I don't think so honey. Rihanna, what are you a traitor like Taylor Templeton Smith? No, I really like him. Listen, oh Rihanna, bitch, you got my money? Could you give me some? Yes.

You're doing a 72-hour tour. I don't know how planes work. That's 9-11! Listen, Rihanna. Oh, you. I really love her a lot. Go mean. Oh, Rihanna.

I don't think so, honey. 30 seconds. You've got yourself a good. Look at your beautiful face. Your contoured eyebrows. Ugh, gross. And your perfect skin. What are you, 19 forever?

I'm in love with you. Please marry me. I don't think so, honey. Five seconds. Please give me your life. I miss you every day. Oh, that's funny. Rihanna is queen.

You can't go negative on Rihanna. No, it's so hard. We literally wrote it and we were like, oh, God. No, I can't. Give it up for Kiefer Sutherland, Chris Sandenberg. Yes, Shauna Edwards. Taylor Templeton-Smith. Evie Samato and Shanti Morosica.

Thank you all so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You guys, I want to tell you, on behalf of Bo and myself, thank you, Dave, for being here. Guys, thank you for having me. It's so Bo and myself, thank you, Dave, for being here. Guys, thank you for having me. It's so exciting to be here. This was so much fun.

Toronto, we love you guys. We cannot wait to come back. Yes. Thank you guys for listening. Yes. Thank you guys for coming out. Thank you just for laughs. Thank you just for laughs.

And I do think so, honey. Yes, honey. Have a wonderful evening. Thank you guys very much. Love you. Thank you so much. I'm Matt Rogers. That's Dimma Zoni. I'm Dimma Zoni. Yes, honey. Have a wonderful evening. Thank you guys very much. Thank you so much. I'm Matt Rogers. I'm Dima Zoni. Bye.

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