Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Don't Think So, Honey!" LIVE (Part Two)
Episode Date: March 29, 2017Recorded live in Brooklyn, 50 of New York's best comedians take one minute each to go off on culture. Part Two featuring: Phoebe Robinson, Dylan Marron, Sarah Pappalardo, Ana Fabrega, Michael Hartney,... Mary Houlihan, Patti Harrison, Mitra Jouhari, Betsy Kenney, Mo Fry Pasic, Dara Katz, Tim Platt, Marcia Belsky, Chrissy Shackelford, Sachi Ezura, Rachel Wenitsky, David Mizzoni, Alise Morales, Monique Moses, Henry Koperski, Kady Ruth Ashcraft, Farah Brook, Hannah Solow, Tim Murray, Tessa Hersh, and raffle winner Sunita Mani.Recorded 3/21/17 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY.LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida.
And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?
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All right.
Enjoy the show.
Come on.
You guys ready for more?
Let's do it.
What do we think of the first half so far?
I feel like the room is on fire. Let's do it. What do we think of the first half so far? I'm feeling...
I feel like the room is on fire.
I mean, everyone's coming hard.
The bowl is whipping out some truths.
The bowl is surprisingly effective.
Like, people are succeeding with flying colors with the bowl.
This teak bowl that we hand-carved ourselves.
It's just amazing.
Yeah, this is like an artifact.
I mean, you know, I just want to say, like, object permanence is like this weird concept, but like the bowl embodies
that. Also, I do want to say, we've got a new catchphrase. We've got a new culture word, and it's
Claptrap. Thank you, Amy Jo Jackson
for that. I just, Amy Jo Jackson for that.
I just, I couldn't,
I couldn't help it.
My hand started writing.
I was like, Clap Trap.
And guys, just,
we've learned a bunch of things
from the first half,
especially that you can,
I don't think so, honey,
you can rail against the culture
of the relationship
with your own mother.
Which is amazing.
Anything.
Anything.
Guys.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Let's bring on the next group.
David Mazzoni.
The king of the hunks, Henry Kapurski.
Hannah Solo.
Miss Dara Katz.
Come on.
And Miss Betsy Kendi.
Come on, Bets.
Come on. Yes Miss Betsy Kendi. Come on, Beth. Come on.
Yes.
All right.
David Mazzoni, please take the dais.
David Mazzoni, do we have a prepared bit or are we diving into the bowl?
I have a prepared bit.
I have something I need to say.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
Here we go.
And your time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
People who say Britney Spears sucks now. Ah! I don't think so, honey. People who say Britney Spears sucks now.
Ah!
I don't want to hear it!
This woman raised you.
Do you have any idea?
This woman died for your sins.
Your gay ass sins, okay?
When she posts,
when she Googles a picture of tacos,
then takes the first image that comes up on Google for tacos and post that
image on her Instagram and says,
delicious.
Yum.
You better fucking like it.
Cause she died for you.
Okay.
The apps raised you.
So when you tell me,
oh, Brittany, she's not the same.
She's different.
I say, no, bitch.
Go online.
Buy that $300 Vegas ticket and go.
Five seconds.
She's dead, bitch, and it's your fault.
I don't think so, honey.
That's why I read it.
Wow.
Every word of that.
And now Henry Kapurski.
Give it up.
Henry Kapurski. I hate dancing and don't make me feel bad about the fact that I don't like to dance
if I'm at your wedding reception and I'm sitting down
don't ask me are you okay
I'm fine
I'm eating cake
I'm talking to your older relatives
I'm having a great time
I like watching people dance
I saw it on the town on Broadway
my favorite part
was the ballet sequence I'm that. I saw it on the town on Broadway. My favorite part was the ballet sequence.
I'm still gagged for it.
I live and die
for Jerome Robbins. I love him.
Sure, I've been on
drugs and maybe have danced a little bit,
but you know what? I've also been on drugs
and eaten flowers.
It's fine. I don't want to dance.
Don't make me laugh. I'm not self-conscious.
I'm not hurting inside.
I'm not suppressing my natural human.
I fucking hate it.
I don't like to move my limbs.
I like to listen.
I like to sit down and listen to it.
Five seconds.
Okay?
So fuck you, all you dancers.
Fuck you for pressuring me.
Okay?
Thank you.
Oh, that's one minute.
Fuck you, all you dancers.
Fuck you.
If you're a dancer, fuck you.
Fuck you, all you dancers. Oh you. If you're a dancer, fuck you.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Unbelievable.
Hannah Solo, step to the mic.
Here we go.
Hannah, pre-er-ble.
I have to speak my truth, okay?
And we're doing pre?
We're doing pre-selected.
Pre-selected.
Here we go.
Hannah Solos, I don't think so, honey.
Time starts now.
Okay, listen.
I don't think so, honey.
Child contestants on The Voice, okay?
We do not need you.
Listen, if I wanted to listen to middle schoolers sing,
I would Google a production of Teen Ragtime on YouTube,
which I have done before.
Don't even come for me, okay?
Also, let the old people on The Voice.
If you're going to show me a video of a 50-year-old man
who lost his house in a flood and has six kids one of which
is disabled and you're not gonna turn a chair 30 i do not think so honey i do not think so alicia
keys okay and then you want me to feel bad for the 12 year old who's bullied for her height
i don't think so, honey. 15 seconds.
This girl does not need a recording contract.
She needs to go back to middle school
with her quaky vibrato
and her dead eyes.
And she needs to learn
your math.
I don't think so, honey.
Get back to school.
Let's watch.
Oh, my god.
Here we go!
It's Dara Katz!
Come on!
Dara Katz!
I have a huge head, and it's liberating that this fits me.
Yes!
Yes!
You look on fire!
Are you doing pre-summit?
Is that part of my time?
No!
No, no, no.
I don't think so, honey!
Wait, are we starting?
We're starting?
We're starting? We started, bitches! Here we go! I don't think so, honey. Wait, are we starting? We're starting? Yeah, we started, bitches.
Here we go, I'm good.
Okay, one, don't have me come here with opinions
because I don't have a lot of them.
Honey.
Like, I don't know what I think of anything.
I don't know, honey.
Did you spray me?
I guess that's fine.
La La Land was cool.
30 seconds.
I don't know.
I liked it.
I liked Moonlight.
Am I bad?
Maybe.
What do you guys think?
Having opinions on everything is not...
15 seconds.
Thank God.
Okay.
I'll just sing because I want to sing in front of an audience.
Five seconds.
Five.
Oh, seriously?
Okay, so... five seconds oh seriously um okay so
that's one minute
Derek Katz
wow
thank you
oh everyone
raise a glass to Betsy
Kenny
Bets
are we going pre-selected
or are we diving in this bowl?
Well, it was going to audience soar.
Should I bowl or should I?
Bowl!
I don't know anything
political or anything pop culture.
Oh my god, Bets.
Here, you pick it because I picked one. Do you want this one?
Is it good or bad?
Susan Boyle. I'm picky. There we one. Do you want this one? Is it good or bad? Susan Boyle.
I'm picky. There we go.
There we go. Do your own. I'm scared.
Let's read it out for the class. What is it?
Oh. Oh.
Blake Shelton as a person.
Is Blake Shelton from The Voice?
Blake Shelton from The Voice as a person.
As a person. Not as a vocalist or a musician.
I don't know. I don't think so honey. It starts right. He dates Gwen Stefani not as a vocalist or a musician i don't know
it starts right and he dates gwen stefani it starts now i don't think so honey gwen stefani is harajuku girl when you're not asian i don't think so honey blake shelton being an alcoholic
drinking out of that little black cup yes queen i don't think so honey blake shetland being
at home on a couch watching the tv as himself watching the voice i don't think so honey
30 seconds i don't think so honey me having to ever to ever say Blake Shelton coming out of my mouth.
It's rude.
I don't think so, honey.
People arguing at a bar about Blake Shelton about anything
because he's meaningless to anyone.
15 seconds.
Come on.
I don't think so, honey.
Few times been around that track and not been like that.
Five seconds.
I know.
Don't get the mic. Five seconds Don't get the mic Five seconds
I don't think so honey
That's our name
Wow
Give it up for David Missoni
Henry Kaburski
Hannah Sosa
Derek Hatch
Betsy Kenny
Betsy Kenny herself
Betsy return the hat
Betsy return the hat Wow Betsy, return the hat.
Wow, she almost jacked that hat.
Are we ready for the next group?
Let's do it.
Please welcome Katie Ruth Ashcraft.
Yes.
Please welcome Dylan Maron.
Please welcome Elise Morales.
Please welcome Monique Moses.
And finally, please welcome Patty Harrison. Patty. Elise Morales. Please welcome Monique Moses.
And finally, please welcome Patty Harrison.
Patty!
All right.
Katie Ruth Ashcraft, please take the dance.
Katie Ruth, here we go.
All right, Katie Ruth.
It is covered by the hat that Betsy
wearable.
It's going to be pre-socked from me.
Thank you.
And Katie with Ashcraft, I don't think so, honey.
Time starts now.
Okay.
So I'm at a restaurant with friends and family, and friends who are like family.
And I'm the first to finish my meal, which is gnocchi in a white sauce.
And so the waiter takes my plate away, and I say, I don't think so, honey, because everyone
else at my table is still eating.
And I'm left sitting there like the entire time I wasn't eating.
Like I was like, just water for me.
Thank you.
But I wasn't like that, honey.
30 seconds.
Okay, so honey, on to chapter two.
I don't think you're going to take my plate from me quite yet.
Half of waiter is waiter.
Have you ever heard of someone saying,
I can't finish this.
Do you want to finish it for me?
Well, you're not gonna hear it tonight
because I don't have a plate anymore.
Okay.
And I'm gonna finish it off saying,
is there an international dish shortage?
Why are you snatching my plate
like a rig of a real housewife?
If you need to buy more dishes, stop buying so many decorative air plants.
They will go out of style.
Plates will not, honey.
I don't think that is.
And Katie Ruth Ashcouch is going to make Dylan Marin pick the hat and the mic up.
Dylan Marin.
He's going to reach down on the ground and pick that up, honey.
Dylan, what's it going to be, on the ground and pick that up, honey. Ooh, Dylan.
Dylan, what's it going to be, girl?
I don't know.
My loves, it is preselected.
Preselected.
Shut the fuck up, bull.
I planned this by thinking about it on the train.
She is prepared.
Here we go.
She's prepared.
Dylan Maron.
She's prepared.
I don't think so, honey.
Casting Laura Dern as Shailene Woodley and Reese Witherspoon's adversary on Big Little Lies
weighed when she played their mothers in Wild and the Fault in Our Stars.
I don't think so, honey.
I fell in love with her in Wild, okay?
I cried my fucking eyes out
at the fault in our stars,
the book and the movie.
And now I gotta watch her
play fucking Renata
on Big Little Lies.
And I have to hear her tear
Shailene Woodley a new one
and she is a struggling single mom?
I don't think so!
15 seconds!
Skip to 3, Shailene!
Reese Witherspoon had to come into the hospital bed
and see that her eyes were taken out.
Spoiler alert, in wild!
And now I have to watch them bicker on Big Little Lies?
I don't think so, honey.
That's one minute!
Oh, wow.
Free Shailene!
Free Shailene!
All right.
Free Shailene!
No sympathy for Shailene from me.
Next up is Elyse Morales!
Come on, Elyse Morales!
What are we thinking?
For your bowl. Mike's over there on that stand to your right. Here it is. Over there. Morales! Come on, Elyse Morales! What are we thinking? Pre or bowl?
Mike's over there on that stand to your right.
Here it is.
Over there.
I don't think so, honey, Mike.
Thank you.
I'm going pre-selected.
Elyse Morales, I don't think so, honey.
Time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
People who still care about Kim Kardashian's sex tape,
let me set the scene for you.
The year is 2003.
Kimberly,
Noelle,
Kardashian,
West is but a humble
Paris Hilton's closet organizer
with a fat ass
and even fatter dreams.
And you know what?
You know what?
She sucked Ray J's dick on camera,
okay?
And her life was better
every goddamn day since.
Okay?
It's true.
And you know what?
Any motherfucker who tells me that if they were 23 years old and looked like Kim Kardashian,
they wouldn't make a sex tape is a fucking liar.
Who here is 23?
Make a sex tape.
Do it now.
You're not getting any skinnier.
You're not getting any skinnier.
You're not getting your tight little ass on camera before it's blown out by going to work
and taking dick.
Do it now.
Do it.
Do that shit now.
Okay?
When I was 23, when I was 23, me and my boyfriend fucked on camera.
He said that's deleted, but he also said he wasn't cheating on me, so who knows?
Five seconds.
Either way, if the day that shit leaks is the day that Elyse Morales has a new fucking
headshot.
I'm just one minute.
Thank you.
Ivy, come on. Oh, my God. I'm tick fucking hedgehog because I look amazing. I'm Seth Lundin! Thank you. Oh my god, I'm tickled.
Wow.
Come on, Monique Moses!
Monique, what's it gonna be?
Pre or bowl?
Bowl, motherfucker!
Bowl!
What do we got? Donald motherfucking Trump! Ball, motherfucker! Ball! Okay.
What do we got?
Donald motherfucking Trump!
Two minutes!
She gets two minutes!
She gets two minutes!
She gets two minutes!
If you can hear me, clap once. If you can hear me, clap once.
If you can hear me, clap twice.
That was for some of you.
Monique, you get two minutes.
Here we go.
And your time begins now.
I don't think so, honey. Donald motherfucking Trump.
Bitch, I was born in Canada.
I left that shit for you guys.
And now you have Donald Trump as your president?
Motherfucker, I left Justin motherfucking Trudeau for this shit.
Donald Trump, I don't think so, honey.
Your hair, your face, your body, your policies, your whack, motherfucker, your whack. Everybody hates your face your body your policies your whack motherfucker your whack everybody hates your face everybody hates you motherfucker i don't know much about donald trump
i just know if it was 40 years ago he wouldn't sell or rent to me so he needs to fuck off
i don't know much about donald trump and oh i don't think so i don't think i want't know much about Donald Trump, and oh, I don't think so. I don't think I want to know much about Donald Trump.
But what I do know is that he's a terrible president, and everybody hates him.
Listen, I don't know much about Donald Trump, but I know this.
One minute.
I still have another minute.
I don't think so, honey, you bitch, motherfucking shit, bitch-ass, cunt-ass, bitch-shit,
fuck you fucking shit-ass
motherfucker. Your ass
is gonna get impeached
very, very soon.
And you know what? I don't
know how it's gonna happen. I might sneak
into your house and find a way to
find that you've been fucking a bunch of Russians
or I might fucking
look into your past tax history.
Listen, Rachel Maddow, you my girl.
We need more.
We need more, bitch.
But listen, Trump, I don't fucking think so, honey.
Oh, my God.
There's so much about you that I hate.
And a lot of it has to do with the fact that you're the president, motherfucker.
15 seconds.
Come on, come on, Mo.
Come on, take it home.
Listen, take it home.
I motherfucking hate
motherfucking Donald Trump.
And let me tell you this,
I don't think so, honey.
You are not any of our presidents
out here.
We don't like you.
And I was gonna give a scathing review
to Wagamama Ramen,
but instead,
I would need your noodles,
Donald Trump. That's what I needed!
Queen Mo!
And next, Patty Harrison!
Oh my god, Patty!
What a vision.
Wait, I'm gonna need two minutes too for mine.
Yeah, I don't think so, honey.
Marvin the Martian.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, you have a brush or a scrub on your head.
So weird.
You have no mouth, but you talk in that crazy voice.
So dumb.
You agree. Yeah, I know. I wouldn't vote for him either, but you talk in that crazy voice. So dumb. You agree.
Yeah, I know.
I wouldn't vote for him either, but I rolled him in.
Also, no discernible genitals.
That sucks.
He is a cartoon, and that means I cannot discern his size.
I don't know why that's important to me, but it is.
I should be able to know how big you are if I experience you in real life.
And that, I don't know, maybe he's big, maybe he's small.
Sometimes, you know, I thought Bugs Bunny was the size of a normal rabbit,
but then Yosemite Sam is so small, and that's terrifying.
Also, you wear a skirt that rests vertically.
No, no.
And also, you
have no face, so there's
some sort of crazy birth effect there.
That's what I thought.
Unbelievable.
Give it up for this amazing group.
Katie with the Ashcraft, Dylan Barrett,
Elise Morales, Monique Mode, this Patty Harrison. Oh my Ashcraft. Dylan Barrett. Elise Morales. Monique Moses.
Patty Harrison.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Take it.
Take it.
Take it.
Oh, my God.
We love you.
All right.
And the next group is as follows.
Give it up for Tessa Hirsch.
Give it up for Sachi Ezra.
Come on, Mary Houlihan.
Come on, Sarah Pappalardo.
Mary, where's Mary?
There she is.
Come on, Sarah Pappalardo, where you at?
She's coming, yes.
And come on, Phoebe Robinson.
Phoebe Robinson.
Okay, take the day as Tessa Hirsch.
Here we go.
Come on, Tessa Hirsch.
Oh, my gosh. put that hat on.
Here we go.
If you want to.
Will you be doing pre-selected?
Or will you be doing... Yes!
Pre-selected.
Pre-selected.
Tessa Hirsch, I don't think so.
Any time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
People who think their babies are miracles?
I literally don't think so, honey, people who think their babies are miracles? I literally don't think so, honey.
Having a baby is the most basic thing you can do.
It's Adam and Eve stuff, baby.
I literally don't think so, honey.
Everyone grows up.
They do high school.
Maybe they do more after that.
And then they have babies.
30 seconds.
It's the most boring thing in the entire world that you could choose to do.
And then you post about it on Facebook.
And then when I'm sad and I ask my friends to send me
pictures of their dogs, you confuse
that and send me pictures of your
baby?
I don't think so, honey.
Five seconds to finish out.
Your baby is not a miracle.
And that's what it is.
Tessa!
And now,
Satya Azura! Here we go, culture! Tessa Herr. Tessa. And now, Sachi Ezra.
Here we go, culture.
Come on, culture.
Sachi Ezra, pre-selected or bull?
Oh, I'm going pre-selected.
We're going pre-selected.
Sachi Ezra, I don't think so, honey.
Time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
The seven fucking dwarves.
Okay, we got happy.
We got grumpy.
We got dopey.
Fine. Sneezy?
Sneezy? I'm sorry, your major
personality trait could be solved with a
Zyrtex? I don't think so, honey.
Then we got
sleepy. There is a woman
in a coma, and you're gonna be like,
I'm sleepy.
I don't think so, honey.
Okay, now we got doc, okay?
You are a doctor.
30 seconds.
You went to dwarf medical school.
Prescribe your friend some fucking shit.
Grumpy antidepressants.
Sleepy stimulants.
Sneezy Zyrtec, whatever.
Finally, bashful, okay?
Why does your name have so many fucking consonants?
15.
What are you, the word dwarves?
Jesus Christ, it's a movie for kids.
Your name is hard to pronounce.
How about shy?
How about shy?
How about shy?
I don't think so.
And that's one minute Sachi Ezra.
Next up.
Oh, here she comes, though.
Mary Houlihan.
Here we go.
Come on, Mare.
What do we think, Mare?
Well, you know, boys, I actually wrote a little knot.
Oh!
What do we got?
Okay, okay, okay.
Princess Diana.
Princess Diana starts now.
Okay, I don't think so, honey.
My older sister Kate, 10 years older than me, thank you.
I'm young as hell.
When we drove up to Boston, thank you.
To drive her to college, thank you.
It was actually super memorable because Princess Di died then.
So if you turn on your TV, which we did in our hotel,
you can see tons of footage of those paparazzi driving her into her death
and i'm like bitch bitch why you gonna die right now
you know you know me and my family trying to check out that USS Continental, but you, but you gonna die? I don't think so, honey.
Oh my God, that's one minute. Welcome to the roast of Princess Diana. Oh my God.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story
from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
We talk about guilt, shame, body image,
and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer,
and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble.
I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble I encourage delusional dreamers
be a delusional dreamer
just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer
I just had such an anger
I was just so mad at life
everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault
but mine I had such a victim mentality
I took zero accountability for anything in my life
I was the kid that if you asked what what happened
I immediately started with everything but me
it took years for me to break that,
like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty
on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network,
available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Come on, Sarah Pappalardo!
Sarah Pappalardo!
Sarah, is it going to be pre or bowl?
It's pre-selected.
Free.
Sarah Pappalardo, I don't think so, honey.
Time starts now.
I don't think so.
Women's sneakers designs.
I'm sorry, but I don't think that my gender presentation includes
walking at the mall at 6 a. 6am with Suzanne and Debra.
Uh, excuse me, do I look like I want to go for a brisk walk with my friend Dorothy? No!
I don't! I don't think so, honey. 30 seconds! Do I look like a 60-year-old nurse named Carol?
No!
I don't think so, honey!
You know what?
You know why there are no lady sneaker fiends?
One, because we don't have time for that shit,
and two, because all our sneakers are shitty,
pastel, neon, splattered bullshit!
Why?
Five seconds.
I don't think so, honey.
Why do all the 15-year-old boys look cooler than me?
I don't think so, honey.
Oh, no, baby.
That's one minute.
Woo.
Wow.
And now, come on, Phoebe Robinson.
Come on, Phoebe.
Don't wear the hat.
Here we go. Phoebe, what's it going to be?
I'm not going to wear the hat.
No, I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
Pre or bowl?
Pre.
Here we go.
Phoebe Robinson, I don't think so.
And the time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Black women who wear their long, long braids and tie them up into a top knot that obstructs
my view at concerts.
I don't think so, honey!
No, bitch!
I did not pay $100
above face value for this Coldplay
concert
to not see Chris Martin,
bitch! Put it in a low ponytail
like you going to the SAG Awards.
Okay, honey!
Okay, honey!
30 seconds!
I get it. Braids are beautiful.
Yes, I love black girl magic.
Absolutely.
But I'm at a concert.
I like to be able to see, bitch.
I didn't pay to see you.
You work in accounts payable.
I don't think so, honey.
I don't think so.
15 seconds.
I just want to enjoy a concert in peace.
I don't have to be worried about your bun falling over when you're shaking your head.
Five seconds.
I can't handle that.
I'm not like the Department of Housing and Architecture, honey.
Get the fuck together.
We're down.
Oh, that's one minute, Phoebe Robinson.
Give it up for the interview of Tessa Hirsch.
Tessa Hirsch.
Sarah Pappalardo, Mary Julian. Phoebe Robinson.
Yes.
Wow.
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and now get fucking ready get ready ready right now. It's Mo Fry Pasik.
Here she comes.
Here she comes.
Get fucking ready.
It's Tim Platt.
Come on, Tim.
I'm Madame Rachel Winitsky.
And Mitra Juhari.
And here we go.
Come on, Chrissy Shackleford.
Yes.
All right.
Step up, Mo.
Step up.
Take the day, yes.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go, Mo.
Whatever way you want.
How's it gonna be?
Fucking hat.
Little reference.
I'm gonna fucking bowl it, bitch.
Bowl. Here we go to it bitch bowl here we go
to the bowl
here we go
yes to the bowl
would you like to
choose yourself
or would you like
us to draw for you
please draw for me
I love fate
here we go
drawing
I just want to say
before I name this
I hate this
all of these
all of these
are responsible
the only person
responsible for these
names is Matt Rogers.
Here we go.
Mo Frye Passix, I don't think so, honey, is going to be David Bowie.
Newly deceased icon, David Bowie.
Oh, my God.
And your time starts now.
I don't fucking think so, honey.
David motherfucking boy, your ass fucking likes to like,
I'm sorry, I'm from space.
It's like, okay, okay, your fucking ass comes down and is like,
yeah, I know how to change the fucking entire conversation
about music and gender identity, but I'm not going to save you guys.
You know, I'm just going to fucking peace out.
I'm going to fucking die.
I'm going to fucking say January fucking 10th 10 2016 i'm fucking peace the fuck out like i'm gonna take my i don't think
so honey okay like you're fucking you're like fucking black star fucking shit like you're
fucking like drop that okay and you fucking like you drop that and then you're like you know what
like yeah yeah okay bye bye bye you know and like and then you know you grow up you're like i'm from
london but also i'm from everywhere and it's like i don't think, and you're like, I'm from London, but also I'm from everywhere.
And it's like,
I don't think so, honey.
You're from one place,
and you're one person,
and you're from space.
Where are you from, David Bowie?
And why did you die?
I don't think so, honey.
Your motherfucking ass
is like gorgeous
and like your fucking cheekbones.
Okay, like we get it.
Okay?
Five seconds.
Okay, okay.
You can fucking cut diamonds
on your cheekbones, bitch.
I don't think so, honey.
Just one minute.
Wow.
Give it up.
Have some respect.
That was a tough one.
A vicious takedown of David Bowie.
Wow.
Live at Littlefield.
Guys, give it up.
Give it up.
It's Tim Platt.
Fucking Platt.
Come on, Tim.
Here we go.
I just want to say one thing.
Tim Platt is our only straight white male on this entire show.
The only, the singular.
And he decided not to make a thing of it.
No.
Didn't want to make himself seen or known.
And that's admirable.
For a straight white male to blend in, huge.
Here we go.
With our respect.
Tim Platt.
What do we think, Tim?
Incredible.
I already got one. I got one. Great. Okay, here we go. Tim Platt's what do we think, Tim? Clear bowl. I already got one, got one.
Great, okay, here we go.
Tim Platt, I don't think so, honey.
Time starts now.
I don't think so.
When I put soy milk in my coffee and you clump up,
I'm trying to be healthy!
I'm trying to help the environment.
I know soy sucks too.
I know almond sucks too.
But I feel like when I'm choosing soy
before everything else,
I'm being a good boy, making a good choice.
And I deserve to feel like a good boy today and this morning.
You're clumping up like I didn't choose you to be a good thing for me,
but now you're fucking up my favorite morning ritual.
Here's my favorite one.
30 seconds.
Fuck off.
You know when you get that coffee and it's like a little treat, it's like a little dessert in the morning?
It's cause it's so cream and consistent.
Consistency makes a dessert.
Not crumbs.
Crumbs don't make a dessert.
If a cake is crummy, it's a bad cake.
If it is consistent, that's a good dessert.
So I want my coffee dessert!
I want it healthy!
And when it's soy milk
It's healthy
But it ain't consistent
That's one minute
Fuck off
Come on
Give it up
Oh give it up
And now
And now
The queen herself
Rachel Winiski
The queen
Rachel
Yes
Oh my god
You're holding a phone
I think that means pre
it means I have to take
a quick call
I have it pre-prepared
but I picked it
from my own
fucking random bowl
this morning
here we go
we all have one
Rachel Winitsky's
I don't think so honey
time starts now
alright
I don't think so honey
people that are like
um
I just don't like watch TV.
What?
You don't watch TV?
Stop bragging about that.
You sound like a fucking idiot.
You think you're better than me
because you don't watch TV?
You're not better than me.
TV is it, bitch.
TV is America.
If you don't watch TV, you are not a
patriot. If you don't watch
TV, you didn't
vote. Listen,
I will watch TV all day
all night until I fucking die
and then I will shoot my
cremains up into space
so that they can live for eternity
amongst the television
satellites.
If you don't
watch TV, guess what, bitch?
We have nothing to talk about at brunch
because if you don't watch TV, you do not know
who Alexander Skarsgård is.
You didn't see Tarzan.
No one saw Tarzan.
So strap in, bitch. TV is the future.
That's one minute! Rachel and Mitch. TV is the future That's what it is
Rachel and Mitch
TV is the future
You heard it here first
Oh my god
It's Mitra Juhari
Well pre-selected
I'm gonna do pre-selected
I made a last minute change
and I'm feeling really confident about it.
Here we go, Meech.
Mitra Juhari, I don't think so.
A natural in hats.
Okay, I don't think so, honey.
Devil's Advocates.
Okay, like...
Eat my slit
like it's
like it's the devil
like why are you advocating for the devil
like and every single person who's
like I'm just playing devil's advocate
is like all of your ex-boyfriends
like put inside of a blender
world together and like assuming all the
worst traits of all of them
and like
you talk about being a devil's advocate world together and like assuming all the worst traits of all of them and like 30 seconds you
talk about being a devil's advocate like you're in mensa you're a fucking idiot like you're trying
to reverse the way the river flows stop like it's not interesting it's not exciting to be a devil's
advocate you're a mediocre white bitch i hate you eat Eat my slit. Five seconds.
If you're a devil's advocate in this room, rethink your life.
Rethink your choices.
I implore you.
I'm wearing this hat because I want you to stop doing what you're doing.
That's one minute.
Eat her slit.
Eat my slit.
Oh, my God.
And now
Chrissy Shackleford
Come on
Chrissy
What do we think
What's it gonna be
Oh my god
Thank you so much
And it sounds like
Priest
I'm gonna do the bowl
The bowl You guys choose it for me Because my hands are dirty Chrissy And it sounds like praise. I'm going to do the bowl.
The bowl.
You guys choose it for me because my hands are dirty.
Chrissy.
Come on.
I've never washed them.
No.
I don't think so, honey.
Julie Andrews.
Your time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Julie Andrews.
What the fuck are you doing in Princess Diaries?
Get out of my motherfucking movies where you don't sing.
Okay?
Yeah, you're a good actress, but we're here for the voice.
Are we not?
We're here for the voice and we're here for the hair. But also, I don't think so, honey.
Julie Andrews, let's see you with long hair.
What are you hiding?
Who do you think you are?
You think Tyra told you you have good bone structure
for short hair?
30 seconds.
I want to see you.
Julie Andrews, I want to see you on America's Next Top Model
being the white girl that they give a weave
and she starts crying
because it hurts.
That's what I want to see from you.
I don't think so, honey.
Julie Andrews, wear a scarf around your neck
in Princess Diaries.
Get that scarf around your neck, wave it in there
and give me some life on screen.
Five seconds.
Five seconds.
The hills are alive with the sound of me.
I don't know.
That's one minute.
That's one minute.
Oh, my God.
Give it up for this group.
Moe Frypatsik, Tim Platt, Rachel Winnitski,
Mita Jahari, Chrissy Shackelford.
Oh, my God.
And guys, this is our final group of the evening.
Here we go.
We are gagged.
Give it up for
Marsha Belsky.
Marsha.
Come through, Marsha.
Come through, Farrah Brooke.
Farrah Brooke.
Give it up for
Tim Murray.
Give it up for
Anna Fabrega.
Yes.
And last but not least,
Michael Hartney!
Come on!
Come on.
This is our last group.
This is it.
This is it, you guys.
Here we go.
The pinnacle of culture.
Let's go, Marsha Belsky.
Come on!
Grab that hat.
Grab that mic.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Marsha Belsky, pre or bowl?
I'm going to do pre-selected.
Thank you so much.
This is Marsha Belsky's I Don't Think So, Honey.
Time starts now.
I Don't Think So, Honey, Freedom of Speech.
Honey, honey, honey.
Much like bangs and the color yellow,
maybe you're not for everyone.
Unfortunately.
I mean, it's like this idea that everyone has,
like everyone's entitled to an opinion and a voice.
Why form a civilization?
Agree to disagree?
I don't think so, babe.
30 seconds.
Thank you.
I don't think so, honey. Tommy Loren, not on my foremother's back.
Absolutely not.
We did not work for you.
Here are the men who will be banned.
Men who make eye contact, number one.
Men who do not make eye contact, number two.
Final thought.
Unfortunately, I will be interfering in the arts as well.
Things who do not pass the Bechdel test penalty is death.
Thank you.
I don't think so, honey.
Marsha Baskin.
Marsha Baskin.
Come on.
Come on.
And now, Farrah Brooke.
Farrah.
Here we go.
Pre.
Pre.
Would you like to wear the hat?
You can say no.
No.
Okay, great.
I believe in a women's right to choose.
You do, you do.
No hat, all culture.
Your time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Guys you have a crush on that ask you to read their pilot.
Or read their script.
Or watch their web series.
I don't think so, honey.
If you have not bought me 26 dinners,
I'm not going to read your 26 pages.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
Go to grad school.
Hire a coach. 30. Oh, thank you. No, thank you. Go to grad school. Hire a coach.
30.
Oh, my God.
I'm so pissed about this.
Don't fucking ask me.
I have friends that have written books I haven't had time to read.
I don't think so.
15.
I read your fucking pilot.
I have one fucking note.
Get a full-time job.
Don't go to the coffee shop at 9 a.m.
Go to the office.
Get health care.
Know your pilot about Brooklyn roommates
finding their voice is not original.
I don't think so.
That's one minute.
Take that, man.
Take that, man.
And now now Tim Murray
Bitch
Tell us what's good
I'm doing
Thank you so much, I love you too
I have something I need to rage about
So I'm gonna do pre-select
Tim Murray, I don't think so, honey
Time starts now
I don't think so, honey
Harry Potter bullies
I've never fucking read it, and I never fucking will.
Because I am almost 30, honey.
I missed the boat, honey.
It's not going to happen.
Oh, he's an orphan with a scar on his face.
I don't give two shits.
You know who else was an orphan, honey?
Annie, honey. You know who else was an orphan? Pip in Great Expectations, honey. You know who else was an orphan with a scar on his face? I don't give two shits. You know who else was an orphan, honey? Annie, honey. You know
who else was an orphan? Pip in Great Expectations,
honey. You know who else was an orphan?
The orphan in the movie The Orphan,
honey.
I like my witchcraft and wizardry
with a strong female character at the center,
honey.
Give me Sabrina the
Teenage Wit, honey.
Give me Hocus Pocus, honey.
Tear down Harry Potter world.
Build me a practical magic world with a Sandra Bullock Tilt-A-Whirl.
Practical magic?
And a Nicole Kidman carousel.
I don't think so.
Wingardium Leviosa.
Wingardium Levinosa.
Oh, that's one minute.
A Nicole Kidman carousel.
You can ride her in the hours.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Ana Fabrega.
Ana Fabrega.
Oh, my God.
Here we go.
Ana Fabrega, what you going to do? She's going to wear the hat. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Anna Fabrega, what you gonna do?
She's gonna wear the hat.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Anna!
It's like the spirit stick.
Anna.
Anna, is it gonna be pre or bull? It's gonna be pre-selected.
Oh my god, here we go.
Thank you so much.
Here we go.
Here we go, Anna Fabrega.
I don't think so many time starts now.
I only have 60 seconds?
I don't think so, honey.
I need more time than that.
My criticisms are too complicated to summarize in 60 seconds.
I don't think so, honey.
You know, I come 45 minutes here commuting to do 60 seconds?
I don't think so, honey.
And, you know, I could...
The bowl, you know, you could do something positive where people say, I think so, honey. And, you know, I could, the bull, you know,
you could do something positive where people say,
I think so, honey.
How about, how about.
30 seconds.
How about 130 seconds, you know?
Hey, I think so, honey.
I'm not Twitter.
I don't come here to tweet 60 seconds, 140 characters.
No, I don't think so, honey.
And the hat, what am I, Yankee Doodle? I don't think so, honey. And the hat?
What am I, Yankee Doodle?
I don't think so, honey.
I don't think so, honey.
I need more time.
If you want to talk, let's talk for more than 60 seconds.
You can hear what I do and don't like.
A minute?
I don't think so.
That's one minute.
Get out of here, Mary.
Anna Fabrega.
Anna.
Wow.
And now, everyone prepare for an education from Michael Hartney.
Michael.
I don't do a hat.
You don't do hats?
He does not do the hats.
I don't do a hat.
Come on.
What do you do?
Pre-er bowl. Pre-select. hats. I don't do a hat. Come on. What do you do?
Pre-er bowl.
Pre-select.
Thank you so much, Michael Hartney.
Time starts now.
If you did that Facebook thing where you listed your favorite movies by year and for 1995,
you chose The Usual Suspect.
I don't think so, honey.
That movie is a crap ass sham. And if you like it, you are A, straight, have fun,
and B, you're a chump-ass bitch
who's probably getting cheated on right now,
and you know what?
You deserve it.
I do not think so, honey!
30 seconds.
30 seconds at the end, that's not a twist.
Lies aren't twists. If at the end, that's not a twist. Lies aren't twists.
If at the end of Sixth Sense he was like,
I don't see dead people, go home, audience.
You wouldn't be like, cool twist, M. Night.
15 seconds.
If I wanted to see Kevin Spacey talk for two hours
and just make shit up,
I'd ask him about the women he's fucked.
I don't think so, honey!
That's one minute!
Give it up for this group!
Marsha Belsky, Farrah Brooke,
Tim Murray, Anna Fabrega,
Michael Hartney!
Guys. Guys.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh my gosh. You just heard
50 I don't think so, honeys.
From 52. 52
if you count us. Wow, you guys. Thank you
so much for joining us. Before we end the show,
we're going to draw for the raffle.
Here we go. We're going to draw the raffle. Again. Here we go. Trans Lifeline, thank you guys so much for joining us. Before we end the show, we're going to draw for the raffle. Here we go. We're going to draw the raffle.
Again. Here we go.
Trans Lifeline, thank you guys so much
for putting money in. You will win an I Don't Think
So Honey culture hat, and you must
come up and wear it and have your moment.
Have your moment. Oh, yeah. If you want to give an I Don't Think
So Honey, if you win this, please feel free.
Guys, ticket number is
3-9-8-0-3-3. Do we have a winner? 3-9-8-0-3-3. Get those tickets out. Ticket number is 398033.
Do we have a winner?
398033.
Do we have a winner?
398033.
398033.
Going once.
Going twice.
Come on, guys.
And we're drawing another.
Wait, hold on.
Hold on.
Seriously?
398033?
Someone bought it.
Someone's leaving.
I don't think so, honey.
Okay.
Matt, you want to draw another one? All right, I'll draw another one. Sorry, 398033 or whatever. it. Someone's leaving. I don't think so, honey. Okay. Matt, you want to draw another one?
All right, I'll draw another one.
Sorry, 398033 or whatever.
That's what it was.
Okay.
398074.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Sunita, you must!
Sunita!
You must!
Oh, you must!
Come on, Sunita!
You got it, you got it, you got it. Sunita! You must! Oh, you must! Come on, Sunita! You got it, you got it! Come on, you got it, you got it!
Sunita Mani!
I don't think so, honey!
Sunita Mani!
Do you want to do the bowl, or do you want to...
No, I've been thinking about it the whole time!
Let me tell you what I think.
Sunita, here we go.
Your time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
You hot motherfuckers
who took yoga from my people.
No!
I've like been ashamed of myself
forever
and then you
get strong
and say namaste
at me
who has just
not been strong
like I should be
30 seconds
30 more seconds
take a deep breath in.
Open your motherfucking third eye.
15.
And take a big fuck you.
You still have time.
Come on, girl.
Five seconds.
Take it off.
And now let's just let that go.
And that was one minute.
That's one minute.
Sunita.
Oh, my God.
She won.
Oh, my God.
Give it up for Sunita.
Oh, my God. Honestly, give it up for Sunita. Oh my god.
And honestly,
give it up for all your comics tonight.
Great, great night.
Give it up.
We're gonna name them all.
Sudi Green.
Megan Chakoy.
Alex English.
Blair Saki.
Chris Lichello.
Catherine Collins.
Nicole Conlon.
Sashir Zameda.
Anna Dresden.
Mateo Lane.
John Wan.
Rachel Jorowski.
Alex Song.
Kelly Quinn.
Chris Burns
Aaron Jackson
Amy Jo Jackson
Ryan Leach
Brian Foss
Paula Scola
Carly Ann Philbin
Joe Firestone
Sam Taggart
Aparna Nancherla
Pat Regan
David Mazzoni
Henry Kapurski
Hannah Solo
Derek Atts
Betsy Keddie
Katie Ruth Ashcroft
Stephen Goeig
Dylan Merritt
Elise Morales
Monique Moses
Patty Harrison
Tessa Hirsch
Sasha Ezra
Mary Hula here.
Sarah Pappalardo.
Phoebe Robinson.
Mo Fry Passant.
Tim Platt.
Rachel Winitsky.
Peter Jahari.
Chrissy Shackelberg.
Marcia Belsky.
Farrah Brooke.
Tim Murray.
Anna Fabrega.
And Michael Hartney.
And Sunita Amani.
Sunita Amani.
Oh my God.
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