Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "I Put One Finger Up and said YES!" (w/ Michael Hartney)

Episode Date: May 24, 2017

Broadway’s Michael Hartney SWINGS into studio (and our hearts) for an episode that’s both classy as hell and dishy as fuck! Get the T on Andrew Lloyd Webber, Spiderman, and what it’s like to be the leading role on the Great White Way! Also, let me tell you, there are some THOUGHTS about the Hamilton Mixtape on this little eppy. THOUGHTS! Missing this episode? "I simply do not THINK so honey" - Sam TaggartLAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Dive in. My grandma and your grandma were sitting by the fire. dive in ding dong Las Culturistas calling and Bowen I don't think I've ever dinged my dong quite so hard. And I haven't donged my fucking ding quite so hard either, Matt. Has it been a long time since you donged your ding? It's been a while. I'm on the subreddit of people who don't dong their ding.

Have you heard about this? It's the people who don't, the nofap. It's people who live by this lifestyle trend of not masturbating and it kind of makes them feel more virile obviously but also like more like emotionally like i get that you know they tell you not to jack off before you have to do something high stakes who's they well you know the public the public today i dinged my dong not to this week's episode of handmaid's tale but last week's episode of Handmaid's Tale What? Because I love that Max Minghella The guy that plays Nick above the

Driver above the garage And the guy who played a fucking Indian dude In the social network Are you really going to ruin this with me With your social politics And they put brown makeup on him Yes that Max Minghella Wow that's crazy

I blame Aaron Sorkin for that Of course of course And most things makeup on him yes that max mingala okay continue wow that's crazy guys okay this is i blame aaron sorkin for that of course of course it's not no shade on most things um i have yet to see a handmaid's tale a handmaid's tale uh because two years ago i started reading the book and it terrified me it's very scary and mostly not a fap worthy show but i couldn't deny my body you couldn't deny your body you guys this is is our first episode since our backlog of LA episodes. That was so fun. We loved all of our guests for that. Love Los Angeles.

Surprised myself with how much we loved it. Sure. You know what? This was the trip where I was like, I can move here. I could do it. No stranger to LA. Who? Our guest.

Our guest. Honey. Because he's been there. And that's what we call a segue segue you motherfucking bitch okay let's go through the credits matt okay well the credits include he is on the ucb herald team ice cold bev which i think wins the the award for best name absolutely and he also directs characters welcome at ucb yes at ucb east amazing just you know the the house character uh you know team yeah relatively new team i I just joined it.

I'm very excited about it. Taps for Matt. Third Monday of every month at UCB East at 9 p.m. Check it out. Yeah, check it out. Also, he's a writer on this last season of the wonderful show Throwing Shade. Yes, God.

Based on the podcast, Podcast Sisters. Podcast Sisters. Yes, yes. And you saw him fucking slay in School of Rock the musical. Guys, please welcome Michael Hartney. That was a lovely listing of credits. It's like a bubble bath. It's a bubble bath.

We set the temperature just right for our guests. It was really nice. I feel very exfoliated. Yes. And welcome. And accomplished. Now come in. Come into into this little bathtub let's all get in well you have done a fuck ton of shit yeah of different shit too uh yeah that's a it's a fun way to stay on my toes right yeah i mean talk about like being in the writer's room and also like i bet you're the only writer like in that room who's like

gotten even close to broadway like actually performing on a broadway stage in a musical and also writing for probably a small handful of you guys i feel like our head writer uh colleen worthman was in at least did something at the public off broadway really okay yeah she ate no slouch honey you made a stage game but you got all the way up there to the fucking Winter Palace. The Winter Garden. That's quite alright. We went, my family goes, we go every year

to see a Broadway musical around Christmas time. That's so sweet. And I was like, we have to go see School of Rock. A, because you were in it. We weren't even really friends then. But I was like, well, I have a friend in it. And I was so gagged when you were there.

And also because I genuinely wanted to see it. I love that movie. It's one of my favorite movies. Great movie. It's so good. And that show, she a crowd pleaser, boy.

She a crowd pleaser. She a crowd pleaser. She a crowd pleaser, big time. Everyone that comes on the ride is going to go see it. You know, I'm like, who's singing about my show

and 19 hands go up and they're all singing School of Rock. It's a hit. Oh my God, wow, that's amazing. It really is a hit.

Yeah. I gotta see it. It recently, just last week, I think, earned back its initial investment. That's what I read.

Recouped. I think, because you posted about it. Yeah. Yes. Amazing. So exciting. You know who's the gag in that?

Who? Ciara Vargas. Who is she? Who is she though? She played the, she was, she is not in the show anymore. Okay.

She was the original Rosalie Mullins, the principal. Oh. Made famous by Joan Cusher. But for the purposes of the musical, there's kind of a love interest thing happening. Right. Of course.

But Sierra is like a Broadway legend. She was the original Ariel in Little Mermaid. She played Christine in both Phantom and Love Never Dies. Yes. And I would say 30% of my Instagram followers, their profile picture is Sierra Boggess. Wow. With a name like Sierra Boggess. Wow. With a name like Sierra Boggess, you better slay. You better slay.

And that's the thing. That's the crossover appeal of Michael Hartney. Broadway, comedy. Come on. You know what? Okay, I have to bring this up because I saw this last night. You know what is not a great movie adaptation to Broadway? I saw, you know what?

I liked it it but people are i and i instagrammed it i instagram storied it i saw amelie last night but people were like i hear it's trashed i'm like come on you guys i thought it was cute it was not it was not like it did not achieve its fullest potential but i liked some of the songs that's you know what and that's and that's fine it's it's closing sad it's closing this week i like i caught it that is so sad when things just go up and go down philippa sue like come on gag she's gonna play a fucking disney princess someday she better she's pretty great she better she is great she is so great i actually didn't get to

see her in the oh in the cast of hamilton and her understudy was but I mean I imagine Philippa you imagine Philippa yeah I saw her and she was really such she's so amazing there you go there's what a beautiful like pristine voice yes burn her just letting you have it come through burn what are

your thoughts on the Hamilton mixtape my thoughts are that so many of those tracks are more radio friendly on the hamilton mixtape my thoughts are that so many of those tracks are um more radio friendly on the cast recording 100 furthermore uh i am not into a solo pop song where you sing through lines that are meant for 12 different motherfucking characters. That doesn't make a goddamn bit of sense. It's Quiet Uptown. Oh, you did something wrong there. Oh, did I?

You came for my girl. No, but the thing is, I get it. I'm actually fully with you. I mean, Kelly Clarkson is fine. That's not her fault. Kelly Clarkson is fine. All I'm saying is, the logical fallacy of that song yeah yes yes yes yes

the problem is that uh the other winners of American Idol aren't playing the other character exactly yeah Fantasia doesn't come in as like Hamilton himself exactly although I will say I want soul patrol yeah being a general or some shit oh my god I think that the mixtape also does the reverse where it's like three different people sing the song meant for one person with satisfied. It's like why do you have Queen Latifah, Sia and who else is, and then who's the third? I don't know. Someone else

but it's like. Oh Miguel. Miguel. I hate Sia's performance of that song. Me too. It is so effective. It's just like honestly respect the fact that my name is Anangus Skyler. She's not thinking about a word she's saying. And that's

the thing is like Lin-Manuel oversaw it and still let all the intention drop away. It's not terrible. I think it's not good. The one thing I'd say is like at least they sound different. Yeah. I hate covers of like, I hate one-to-one covers.

Yeah. Do you remember? I don't like either version of this song, but there's that song by Tom Cochran, Life is a Highway. Yes. And then Rascal Flatts covered Life is a Highway. It is indistinguishable.

Yeah. There's no reason for it. The original Life is a Highway, other than a manishable yeah there's no reason original life is a highway other than a man who looks like shrek is now singing yeah also it was like the theme song to the movie cars yeah which i don't like like i just don't sign me up for like a literal one-to-one cover no you're right but you know do something with it i totally agree with you and my other criticism about the hamilton mixtape is they didn't go big enough with it it's like if you're gonna get some you're gonna do an r&b ballad cover of burn fucking get beyonce to do it i don't like that andre day version i feel you okay that to me is a beyonce song okay what did you think of uh uh

what's her name jill Scott doing No! I liked that one. So you just like blanket do not like not even some like redeemable parts of the Hamilton mixtape. Honestly, this is my bias. I really like Kelly Clarkson's cover of

It's Quiet Uptown, but I understand the criticism of it. Everything else I kind of just was like, I just didn't think it needed to happen. I just prefer the cast recording on most counts. So why wouldn't I just listen to that? Speaking of cast recording, did you record for School of Rock? I did.

How was that? What was that like? You're in the studio. It really was wild. So we're in the studio on the west, west, west side. And we're in this studio and like on the West, West, West side. And, you know, we're the adult ensemble. So, yeah. Spoiler alert.

We don't got a ton to do. Yeah. But, you know, I have a couple of solo lines in a little song called Faculty Quadrille. Yes. Thank you so much. And I have some spoken lines As the gay parent At the top of the album There's a moment where Michael Hartney

Sits down in the show And it earns an applause break Yes I've heard this is legendary Talk about getting your moment Apocryphal I have heard of this too When I saw that I just put one finger up Yes

The bitch did it Here's what else the bitch did I have heard of this too. When I saw that, I just put one finger up. Yes. Yes. The bitch did it. Here's, here's what else the bitch did. And I'm sorry I'm bringing this up. And this is like a little bit of a dredge. Um,

what? I'm nervous for this. You're, you're, I like, I first fell in love with Michael Hartney and this is when I didn't really know him and he had no idea who I was, but it was when everybody, all the UCB gays,

we'll just gaze in general, making it, it gets better videos and Hartney had a great one and it's still up it's so good yeah of course it's still up I'm not gonna saved enough gay teens I got the I got the it gets better moment got

10 followers on Twitter and took it the fuck down it truly is yeah the only purpose for that is like truly kids have reached out to me there's still a guy i'm in contact with who's now like in college yeah and um that is a thing see what a great like tangible sort of you know impact you had that i mean i think i think your opening line of that was um like okay kids like put down like like hit pause on Glee or on Gaga or whatever.

It was very good. It was very 2010. Yeah, it was. Very 2010. Oh, man. I'm so of my time. You're so of your time. Yeah, Gaga, topical references.

Glee. Glee. I mean, kind of topical in that, yeah. And speaking of your time, we should ask the question. Yes. And Michael told me yesterday that he's got many answers to this question. Well, then answer them as many ways as you want. and that yeah and speaking of your time we should ask the question yes this is the and michael told me yesterday that he's got many answers to this question answer them as many ways as you want and you can answer as many ways as well as you want okay so this is the question michael hartney what

made you say culture was for you a young michael it was it was the reason why you decided to take a step in a cultural direction you said you know what i've heard of this culture and i think i might explore it like cultures for me cultures yeah yeah you get it great um so i was one of those um like terrible two kids where at age two i was like, hold me, buy me a toy, entertain me. Youngest? What's this? What's that? Oldest. Okay.

Just very curious about the world around me. But so my mom and dad would try to think of ways to kind of get me to calm down and shut the hell up for a moment. And I guess one night on ABC, they were airing Superman the movie. I was two years old. They plumped me. Plumped me? They plumped you right down.

They plumped you right there. I'm owning it. Plumped them, plumped them, plumped them. They plumped me in front of the TV. And, you know, Ms. Superman the movie, she ain't short. No.

She long. She long, girl. With commercial breaks, she ain't short. No. She long. She long, girl. With commercial breaks, that shit's like three hours. Is this with Ms. Christopher Reeves? Oh, yes. Reeve. Reeve.

Reeve. Ms. Christopher Reeves? Singular. Ms. Christopher Reeves? Sorry. Mr. George Reeves played Superman in the 50s in the television show.

Ms. Christopher. Anyway, so I shut the hell up for three hours. And I was like, I need all of this all the time. So then like, so my mom started buying me Superman comic books.

I taught myself to read Superman comic books. Wow. And it's the least gay thing about me, but I I'm a huge fan of Superman to this very day. But see, and I knew that, but I didn a huge fan of Superman 2 this very day. But see, and I knew that, but I didn't know it.

It just, that was like the, that was like the origin story of it. That's great. Oh my God. So that, what is this terrible 2s thing? It's just when you're a two-year-old, you're bad. Oh, sure. It's just like an acting out thing.

You're like incorrigible. You just need constant stimulation. So victory for the parents there to find superman yeah yeah i mean i really think they yeah they were very thankful it wasn't a choice it wasn't like your mother was like oh superman's on this will be what shuts him up it was just like what's on tv yeah yeah so are you fans of the of the are you a fan of the Zack Snyder reboots? I am not. Yeah. I am decidedly.

Staunchly so. Staunchly not. Yeah. They're pretty self-serious, no? They are endlessly serious. Yeah. Man, I've never popped open an issue of Superman and went, ooh, I love how fucking humorless and serious right right

right this is so fun yeah wow um yeah they're just serious and superman doesn't care about people he cares about himself and he's mopey like the ultimate frame in these in the z Snyder Superman cinematic universe is Superman standing in what once was the Capitol building, which had just been atomized. Yeah. Corpses on fire, strewn everywhere. And no, he is not standing triumphantly. He's going, people aren't going to like me. It's this sad face.

And it's not like, poor these people. Yeah, it's, oh, shit. And another thing I'm going to get blamed for. Yeah. Oh, classic Superman. Put your cameras away. Put your cameras away. That's so stupid.

Well, then on the flip side of that question or this topic, what is your favorite iteration of Superman out of like every piece of, like out of like your small bills and all that stuff? I would say that in filmed media. Yes. Christopher Reeve for sure. In the first Superman movie. I mean, he's good in all of them. Christopher Reeve, for sure. In the first Superman movie. I mean, he's good in all of them.

I have to check it out. But that first one is just, it's my favorite movie and he just, he's amazing. I've always thought of myself as a Batman gay. Yeah. Oh yeah?

But I think it's because, oh yeah, I'm a Batman gay. Oh, cool. But I just don't really, I'm realizing now I don't have much of a vocabulary for Superman and it's one of those things that I sometimes do, which is I really like one thing and when any other thing is like sort of rivalrous with it

and other people like it, I'm like, no, it's bad. Yeah, I don't do that. I don't do that adjacent thing. I actually, no, I don't know. It's like that was Star Trek with me because I'm a big Star Wars person. Oh, I see.

And I don't need to see Star Trek. So you think that adjacent properties are frequently mutually exclusive. I feel like I must take a side. Right. You know what I mean? I can't like Coke and Pepsi. Yeah, no, exactly. And let me tell you, up until recently, I was a Pepsi boy.

But now I just feel like I can't be. I'm sorry, Pepsi. I can't be on your side anymore. Wow. Not after Kendall. Not side anymore wow not after Kendall not after Kendall oh shit um Superman's yeah I gotta I gotta admit and Michael I'm

so sorry this might come as a disappointment I don't have that much of a vocabulary for Superman well that's okay I have a question about it do you think that they kind of darkened up the Superman films as a response to the success of the Batman stuff going more dark? Probably.

I mean, the first Man of Steel was produced by Christopher Nolan's production company. So he kind of hired Zack Snyder for this whole shit show. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think like the serious thing was

in for a while, but I think, like, the serious thing was in for a while. But I think it's kind of over. Because DC has found itself mired in it. Yeah. Which is why I think they're trying to make, like, Justice League fun. And hopefully Wonder Woman is going to be fun. I hear it's good. I hear it's good, too.

She looks amazing. She looks amazing. I think it looks amazing huh i'm cautiously optimistic that wonder woman is going to be again everything honey yes when i hope it is i really i hope it is i want to just be screaming yes diana yes but do you do you remember when there was those rumors that this is like had to be like six or seven years ago when it was first rumored that Wonder Woman was going to be a movie, which I guess that there's always been rumblings about it.

Right. But then when it first, it was in some trade that Beyonce was going to be Wonder Woman. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? I mean, kind of. Yes.

Yeah. It was rhetorical. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I'm sure Gal Gadot was going to be wonderful, but if I have the option of Beyonce, I have always appreciated Beyonce's screen talents, acting talents. Guys, what if they made a Wonder Woman movie in the late 90s and it was Catherine Zeta Jones? Oh, 100%.

I would have been down for it. She would have been so like, oh, you know, she's such like a tigress in that time. I would have been so into it. I would have been. Yeah, 100%. I would have been down for it. She would have been so like, oh, you know, she's such like a tigress in that time. I would have been so into it. I would have been. Yeah, 100%. It might not have been the best movie, but it would have been fun to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Late 90s superhero movies are the actual worst. Yeah. Well, I... Ooh, let me

add some Spawn. Yeah. Ooh, Spawn. Oh, my God. I actually know someone that was in Spawn. They were in it? Yes, Sidney. Sidney Boudoir, who I went to college with, was a little girl in the movie Spawn. I think she played Spawn's daughter.

Holy shit. I'm gonna fact check this with my friends that went to college with us, but I'm almost positive that's true. Spawn is so quintessentially of its time. What a horrible movie. What was the first good superhero movie of the, I guess, Spider-Man, right? The 2001 Spider-Man with Tobes?

Oh, X-Men. Oh, X-Men. People say X-Men in 2000. I'm not a fan of X-Men. I'm not a super big fan of Spider-Man in 2002. Of Marvel in general? You're not a super big fan of Marvel? Would you choose Marvel?

I definitely don't really read Marvel books, but I do like a lot of the Movies I think that X2 Is like great Great yes the one I haven't seen And Spider-Man 2 is really good But I think mostly sorry gang I think Sam Raimi is a hack

Ah yeah that's fair With 3 people who live for like Evil Dead And Army of Darkness and Drag Me to Hell And all this business I'm like no He should be bad with Spider-Man 3 for sure. Oh, one of the craziest, one of the craziest bad movies I've ever seen. Oh my God.

There are more musical numbers in Spider-Man 3 than in Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark, a musical. Did you see that? Yes, twice, bitch. Oh my God. I saw that twice. Why that twice paid for it zero times so uh my partner's family was coming to visit new york and they wanted to see it they bought us tickets too and i was like these tickets are expensive oh my god yeah and we watch

this thing and oh my god so like it starts and you're like oh ooh, Tamor, I can get on board with this. It's like saffron fabric swings. I'm like, yes. Oh my God. And then, oh God, it's the, neither of you guys saw it? Because we were poor ass college students. It can be summed up like this. There is a number where Spider-Man makes his debut And it's fucking cool He is swinging all around

It's like mind-blowing how all of this technology is working Because it's like those roving robot drone things From like the NFL Which is literally insane that they use that So insane Because I mean, if things go wrong, these actors are in danger.

But these are just incredible acrobatic performers. It's like so expensive looking and cool. And you know, there's a pretty dope actually edge guitar riff that's playing while all this shit's happening. It's like, yes yes I'm on board with this everyone's wrong it's gonna make its money back

it's gonna be great and then so all the Spider-Man stuff the live action Spider-Man kind of swings off stage and you hear a voiceover of a crying baby and then a giant cardboard cutout four stories tall of a crying baby and then a giant cardboard cutout four stories tall of a crying

baby lowers from the rafters and as it's falling a cardboard cutout of a spider-man hand tips in and just as like it catches the baby and the number ends with cardboard we have just watched a a dizzying blend yeah of physical prowess and technological achievement and it ends with fucking cardboard it is pure madness wow and at that point you were just your arms folded right there folded I literally I think went I don't know how to describe

this to podcast people you know when you're like who knows with your arms and I did that and I think I turned to someone and I think I turned to someone. And I went, what? Yeah. It was fucking crazy.

I have to say, I'm happy that I missed it. Also, because I never thought that Bono was going to write good music for a musical. I'm guessing the music was pretty bad, right? Well, I mean, some of it was bad. But some of it was good. Okay. Okay. I'm revealing my basicness. U2 is my favorite band by a some of it was good. Okay. Okay. I'm revealing my basicness.

U2 is my favorite band by a mile. There you go. Okay. Sorry. I love them. Well, it's fine. People shit on them all the time. You and Phoebe Robinson.

Own. Oh, I know. I loved that about her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She loves you too. I listened to that podcast and I just snapped and screamed and loved it um the problem with the score is that a bunch of uh equipment was put in front

of speakers oh feedbacky so you can't hear lyrics it was crazy i also read the glenn burger one of the book writers wrote a book called song of spider-Man where he's talking about all this promise and how it snowballed into this nightmare. And one of the things was, oh yeah, we built this huge set piece that pretty nicely snugly fits right over the main speaker. I hope you're cool with it, everyone. That's... Wow. That's just epic.

Yeah. Like, what an epic... What a what not to do. Julie, why didn't you get in there? I think she might be a little bit of a crazy mess too, though, right? A little bit of one? Wait, hold on.

The first time, Disney was like, no, Julie. No, Julie. Crazy lady. Oh, sorry, witch titsits I don't think so then then when she won all these Tony's and had all this acclaim yeah well just I guess let's just let Julie be Julie I mean that has to be what happened right Julie be Julie do a jukebox musical of the Beatles anyways yeah I didn't like that movie either I did a jukebox musical of the Beatles and it was yeah I didn't like that movie either I have to ask you

about Andrew Lloyd Webber oh this is a man that you know yeah I've definitely met him a bunch and worked with him and yeah and he's a man with two feet firmly planted on earth um yeah

yeah I mean all of my dealings with him have been very pleasant and nice Two feet firmly planted on earth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, all of my dealings with him have been very pleasant and nice. So there's no tea. I can't say there's a ton of tea. I think he would give me the tea. About AL dubs. I'm trying to think of like Andrew gossip. Just that he's like an eccentric person, I guess.

I remember he guest judged American Idol and he was crazy with the contestants. What that he's like an eccentric person, I guess. I remember he guest judged American Idol and he was crazy with the contestants. He was like, you are playing a glamour puss. And this woman's eyes

were like, you're a glamour puss. And she was like, oh my God. Okay. And the woman was like unsettled. She was like,

oh. So here's the coolest thing that happened that was like, oh, a little coolest thing that happened uh that was like oh a little peek behind the al dubs curtain was there was this like you know bit of transition music that andrew wrote and then did not like during tech so we're kind of standing on stage and he's saying i can't that's not that uh uh get me up get me a piano oh my god so i guess it was i there was this piano that was like in the um uh one of the wings of the winter garden and someone pushed it out and it was like a rehearsal piano. Um, and Andrew went up to it and I see him doing like math in his head.

Oh my God. Wow. And then he just plunks out the thing, uh, the new transition music. His assistant is watching feverishly because he knows he's about to have to go tell the pit, um,

exactly what this new music is. And so to watch creation like that, and then like a very efficient process for delivering that information. And executing it. Because literally then we walked off stage, reset the scene, did the transition with the new music,

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but it's, I think, No, Matt wants the juice, but I want the tea, and the tea does not necessarily need to be juice, honey. So that's amazing. The think no matt wants the juice but i want the tea and the tea does not necessarily need to be juice honey so that the tea is different than the juice rule number 89 of culture the tea is different from the juice from or than i don't care bitch okay the tea is different than the juice the tea is different than the juice okay so besides superman Superman, I know one. Yeah? Walt Disney World. Oh.

And speaking of... Why do you say, oh, like you're surprised? Like this isn't a big part of your life. Don't be apologizing. No, I'm not apologizing for it. Don't cover. Don't cover. I'm not covering.

It's just non-chronological. Okay, so would you prefer... So age two Superman. Okay, yes. So then March 25th, 1989, I watched my first episode of SNL yes yes Mary Tyler Moore was the host the late beloved yes what age are we I was days from nine years old okay okay five days from days from nine. Uh, and, um, yeah,

I, I, there was this robot repair sketch. It's pretty famous that, um, Phil Hartman did that. I was just like, Oh, like my brain,

like rewired from watching it. So then that year, like the naked gun came out. And I think that was the year that space balls like started airing on cable which i had so it was like all these parody right farce satire things yeah all at once and uh i love that shit when it's done well. When it's done well, I love that shit. I guess the last really good like parody movie, I still, I love Scary Movie 3. But like then they got so bad.

I think the last great one for me was, that was not a scary movie, was Not Another Teen Movie. Love Not Another Teen Movie. That was my answer. Yeah, that's a good one. That is a good one. It really is good.

When she goes over to the girl and they're trying to make her hot text off her glasses and puts her head on and goes, done. I mean, she goes, I'm a genius. I'm a miracle worker.

And then there's just a beat of them both staring in the mirror for like a second too long. It's like kind of perfect editing. Yeah, it's great. Wait, favorite SNL cast member, Hartman or I have a guess, Mike Myers.

Correct. Mike Myers. Who Hartman got to see at guess Mike Myers correct Mike Myers who um who Hartney got to see uh at another Forever Dog podcast live episode oh yeah McDonald's Kevin McDonald show at the New York City Podfest and that was so fun and then we all we all hung out afterwards it was you got to talk to him a little tiny bit a tiny bit and that was just the whole world to me so fun it was so great he's such a legend and hearing him talk and Michael you can speak to this too

but it was like it sucked the air out of the room like you were just listening to his every word and what stuck with me was he's making this documentary now about I forgot who and I think Joe do you know remember who this was about well he had made a documentary about Shep Gordon it was Shep Gordon

like a manager of musicians yes yes exactly and I think Kevin Remember who this was about? He had made a documentary about Shep Gordon. It was Shep Gordon. A manager of musicians. Yes, exactly. Kevin asked him why he made that documentary or why he wanted to. Mike was saying how he wanted to show that you can be successful and have this prolific career but also be a nice person. And be kind.

And be kind. That's what he said. I was like, oh well then that must mean mike myers is a kind person and like i fully believe that and that's that's that's the tea well he was certainly kind to us yes and then i had bought his canada book uh-huh i was in a bookstore i didn't know this book existed i was in a bookstore in la and i just suddenly see mike myers canada and i was like what the fuck grab it it's a giant book written by my idol about i've never heard of about canada and i was like well i'm paying full price for this fucking book i can't believe i'm doing this wow uh and

immediately yeah snatched it up did you like the book? I love it. I gotta get it. Is it funny? It's hilarious. I mean, you know, a lot of it's about Canada, but it's about him growing up. I mean, A, learning about Canada is cool, and B, learning about him, I mean, he definitely folds in getting into comedy,

training at Second City, getting hired forl so it's it's it's great yeah so is it in one of those autobiographies that like this is disguised as something else sort of sure yeah i mean i gotta get i had no idea he had this book out either until i think probably the show but now like you're now you're reminding me of it i want to get it again i'll tell you the worst autobiography that's out there here we go i can't that stupid neil patrick harris choose your own adventure autobiography you know what entirely as a choose your own adventure matt rogers that shit was on you wait listen i bought that shit i wanted it to be better than it was. Because you like a fucking Neil. I love me some Neil.

You like a clean cut gay with a gimmick. I'm kidding. I do like a clean cut gay with a gimmick. Clean cut gay with a gimmick. Wow. Watch out. Coming to SNL. Coming to SNL.

Well, no, it's so bad it's so distracting it's like if you want to find out what happened when I got cast in Rent and fucked a woman flip to page 89 if not and you want to see a fucking crazy picture flip to 16 it's like I don't care it's like I want to read the book of your life

that's why I got it I to 16 it's like i don't care yeah it's like i want to read the book of your life that's why i got it right i get that it's fun it wasn't also magic is so stupid that is the kernel of truth that we arrive at i like when a gay though has like a really like not gay passion sure like superman would you consider magic and not gay no i think it's like us like a really like brutally dorky straight person yeah i agree what's your straight passion video games oh but i think but there is a culture of gay gamer but like i don't i don't fully buy into that culture either because those are there are some real fucking weirdos out there i think i have exclusively gay interests but i would say not exclusively i would say the roller coaster thing is like a borderline There are some real fucking weirdos out there. I think I have exclusively gay interests, but I would say... Not exclusively.

I would say the roller coaster thing is borderline. Yeah. I'm on Screamscape.com, which is a website that is devoted to North American theme parks. Oh. And I know all the roller coaster designers. I know all the companies

and all the types of coasters. And it's like a... And one time I went to Paramount Kings Island in Ohio by myself when I was on tour doing something and I went roller coaster and like i was online with this couple that clearly were like roller coaster people and they were talking about and they were getting into it and i was like am i gonna excuse me hi um and i like all of a sudden i was like being a real freak with them that's like we all had looked up the roller coaster database and i looked it all up and knew exact heights of the coasters and speeds and like how many inversions everything had and it was yeah but i was really straight of you that yeah i said that's like a really straight thing and um that's your one straight thing about me is but then like when when you get down to it it really to me is all about

disney and universal it's about orlando it's about immersive theme park experiences yeah but i feel like roller coaster culture and immersive theme park culture are different like totally six flags is not a six flags is not a an immersive it's not a theme park it's a amusement park and anytime someone says to me like i like i'm more of a six flags person than a Universal Studios person or a Disney person. I'm like, you have no imagination. Right. Then you're trash. Absolutely.

So with that... If you like to get sick and spin around, you should be in a hospital. In a what? Hospital. Okay. They should be in... So I'm going to have my quick stroke real quick. And when we come back, we're going to get into it about Disney with Michael Harkness. Because I can't let him go we come back we're gonna get into it about disney

route with michael hartney because i can't let him go not on this podcast without getting into it also these bitches have betrayed me so you'll find out about that right after this message from our fucking sponsors okay girl we have for you all a little bit of an offer with our friend michael hartney now michael let's talk about Casper Mattress. What a stirring tale. What a stirring tale. Well, let's, you know what? We pitched this movie called Five Days for Warby Parker starring Anne Hathaway.

And it became a huge hit. Became a huge, huge film. Winner of three Golden Globe nominations. Like the Mara sisters both won. The Mara sisters both won. For their small supporting roles. I've watched Shocker. yeah yes they're under fives now let's pitch the movie for casper mattresses honey i think this is a magical fairy tale yeah

well so we have a magical fairy tale of which of course stars anna kendrick anna kendrick is the princess as the princess because you know once you see someone in a role and it really works you just keep doing that you You're talking about Cinderella. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And Into the Woods. She killed that. Killed it.

Now, Anna Kendrick stars as Princess... Glina. Glina. And she is out there. And this is like a princess and a modern tale. A modernization of the princess and the queen. She's mattressless in the beginning. She's mattressless in the beginning. She's mattressless in the beginning.

But then a witch gives her a Casper mattress, honey. Played by Selah Ward. Yes. Thank you. Finally. Who's back? Who's back? She comes back like Hayley's Comet.

Once every 16 years, you see Selah Ward just working. Absolutely. And the witch says... Every once and again years you see absolutely and the witch says every once and again you might say hmm and you think of Sela she's one of my sisters so she gives her this enchanted enchanted mattress. And she either can save $50 on it or do a 100-day free trial.

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But anyway. That's like the end of act one. That's the end of act one. Yeah. And then in the second act, her best friend played by Taylor Swift in a terrible performance. Horrible. She's so bad in this. Yeah.

It's like stop putting pop stars in movies. She plays the squirrel best friend. And the CGI is terrible. Terrible. It just is so bad. The mocap dots are still in the frame. You can still see them. It's such a bad performance. It's so bad.

And such a bad movie. And such a bad moment, I should say. The movie's grand. But the squirrel friend betrays her, betrays Glina. Yeah. Played by Anna Kendrick. Yeah.

By setting, setting a fire in the forest and the bed burns and the bed burns. But then the witch is revealed to be a fairy and the fairy gives her a new Casper mattress that she has to pay around $950 for. Cause she did have that $50 discount for a mattress that has just the right sink, just the right bounds, with two foam technologies.

I was going to say latex foam and memory foam. That's right. And that's actually a twist in later part of the movie, because Glina, the princess, loses her memory. Oh my God. And then she loses her latex. She lays down on the,

on the memory foam and she gets it back. And then she finds her latex under the bed. If you know what I mean. Oh, I know what you mean. Cause that Prince is played by Orlando Bloom. That's correct. There you go.

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For your trial. To really change your life the way that this film changed Anna Kendrick's life because her career is over now. And what's the film called? The film is called once upon a mattress and honey that is a little bit of an offer and we're back with michael hartney and um i could say you just heard a little bit about a magical world, and I'm ready to talk more about a magical world. And you guys, I have breaking tea.

Did you see what I posted today? Yes. Yes. Okay, so for everyone at home, did you see this, Producer Joe? Yes, you did. You commented. All right, so a while back, I did a little change.org petition, literally kind of as a joke, saying the Trump animatronic

shouldn't be able to speak in hall of presidents. It got like 15,000 signatures, lo and behold. And whatever. I mean, but then I was like, yeah, I really believe this.

Like this should not happen. This is like a place for families and children and international populace. So like, why, why do we have to listen to this now the g that it's probably not going to happen the the animatronic is probably not going to speak because disney doesn't want to deal with it right trump won't cooperate and the imagineers don't are just they don't know what to do they're kind of like well in iraq in a place, because the thing has to reopen. Yeah.

But also, like, you don't even know if you want them to record it because of what could be going on with Russia. Right, right, right. If you haven't read the news and you only listen to this podcast, like, shit's gone down with Russia.

So you gotta look that up. So thank you, America's number one news source. We're not your only harbingers of culture. I'm your most trusted news source and you can get that right what's fascinating is well i mean wasn't this also like floating around was that they wanted to cut the time down from 23 minutes to like well this is a this is a good topic what do you think of the longer disney attractions these shows these performances country

bear jamboree sorry well that is shortened that is shortened. That was shortened from what? 16 to 11 minutes? That's a cool thing that I know. I think it was in the article. Oh, that's fair. Maybe that's why I know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I feel better.

For me, they can be long. Yeah. I'm fine. Yeah. Especially because I don't know if y'all know this but Florida is hot it's warm there if you want to go into a building you don't want to be kicked out

that shit has AC there's nothing like the AC when you go in there AC in Florida? are you kidding me? it is the best honestly every time I go down to Universal Studios and I go into the ET room I'm like oh my god thank god let me see the stars honey and I go into the E.T. room, I'm like, oh my god, thank god. Thank god, let me see the stars, honey.

And I don't like that attraction very much, although it's a little bit of a gag. It's kind of a gag. Love it. Yeah, and you know what? I do love it. Here's what I don't love, and this is weird. When they get to E.T.'s planet... Then it gets weird. That's weird. Gets weird, don't like it, and ready? That room?

Warm. All of a sudden, warm. It's warm's warm yeah what happened to the temp and you know maybe non-canon those aliens those aren't in the fucking non-canonical non-canonical aliens the one that's like welcome home do you think that spielberg was like well we've really got to get our people just we've really got to sign off on all of these yes this one with 90 eyes yeah sure that one and the rest of them, you know what? Just make them little ETs. I'm tired. They should be small ETs.

That's better. In fact, this one, that's the flower. Can we get rid of her? No? She's already stapled in. Those didn't make any sense, but yeah, I did not clock that it was warm in that room. You know what? I changed my mind. I don't like it anymore. I love that. I have such fond childhood memories on that ride. What a great cue.

But why is there no animatronic drew? There should be an animatronic drew. Okay. Drew's the Barrymore. Oh, it took you a second. I, I think of her as Gertie.

Right. Oh, right, right, right. She wasn't drew yet. She was going to say she was not true. She was not true.

As we know her, I guess she never had the opportunity to be Gertie for me. It was always young, little Drew Barrymore. She wasn't Drew yet. That's what I was going to say. She was not Drew. She was not Drew as we know her. I guess she never had the opportunity to be Gertie for me. It was always little Drew Barrymore. What's the tea? Is that getting struck down to make way for something else? I feel like that's got to be next. Also at Universal Studios Florida, what's old is that Terminator 3D show, which is not holding up.

No. I haven't seen her. Well, she, though, was supposed to. This is the tea. I'm obsessed with all of this. This is the tea. Gendering these rides and experiences in films. Terminator 2, she was supposed to get knocked down early

on because James Cameron, they were talking to her. For Avatar. About putting Avatar in that space. Oh, Avatar. Avatar. And now famously we know she, though it has now just opened up in animal kingdom where you bitches are going next week bitch we are out there on a gig and hartney god bless him was like just emailed everybody in the group was like yeah hey not to

be a monster but bowen and i are going to fucking disney world and we want to go see uh what is it called world of pandora world of pandora but then what's the right call right of path right flight monster but bo and i are going to fucking disney world and we want to go see uh what is it called world of pandora world of pandora but then what's the right called right of path right flight of flight of passage which i've just realized it is a pun on right of passage which and i hate it i hate that yeah yeah yeah i just realized it in this second um and those fucking tvs those tv ads where you see the fucking animatronic blue person just saying, Welcome to Pandora. That's what it is.

Oh, cool. Okay. I speak Navi, boys. Give me some unobtainium, honey. Unobtainium! But that name is apparently, like, just legendary. It's, like, sort of like this, um... Yeah, it's Navi.

No, no, no, but it's, like, it's been throughout, it's been in literature throughout the ages. The name unobtainium has been... Oh, is that right? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Apparently that's, like, I was having this conversation with someone,

I was like, what a fucking stupid name. Like, they couldn't have thought of something better, and they were like, no, it's actually... It's a cultural history. I actually don't believe them at all they showed me here's the fucking reality about here's the reality they showed me scrolls illustrated ancient scrolls they had they had the receipts honey um here's the tea about world of pandora we're gonna be hearing there are some issues okay and i never i want to say something because i know that you are you're a disney guy yeah yeah i am as a universal

gay i am not throwing shade at disney i just i get disappointed sometimes when i feel like something that i loved so much when i was little has become a mall. You know what I mean? But it's always been a fucking mall. Not really. Okay. Harden, what's the, you? I mean, I do understand the frustration with, oh, another, another price hike, another, you you know deluxe experience that you'd have to pony up for but the thing is you don't have to do any of those things but i but but i i don't

know maybe it's just me feeling entitled to disney right well i think that is i feel like that is it's an insane phenomenon that so many people feel like an ownership i know this corporation i mean it's really bizarre and i am no i'm not immune to it at all right but like it's sweet that we all care so much about this thing but it really is a company with like you know a board and yeah in a glassed conference and they would kill you if they had to oh they would they would that's the thing if they knew you would expose their secrets they would kill you in a second so would taylor swift so she would watch the light leave your eyes taylor swift wow yeah anyone with over a million dollars i think would kill you would you i would okay if i had money to protect you're

dead if you're a threat to me you're done you so you are i would kill you are forecasting your manslaughter no murder i'm premeditated premeditated murder i'm kidding i'm sorry um i guess i just feel oh but speaking of which speaking of like this just remembering that it's a corporation Like even this fucking article That you posted today About the Hall of Presidents Like Bob Iger fucking

Made a statement about it Back like Right after the election Like even It's gone all the way up to like The highest ranks of Disney For him to be like I will come out

And make a statement about The Hall of Presidents Isn't that Like that's insane It's a bizarre position they found themselves in. That's for sure. I don't know what they'll do. I will say when I went to Hall of Presidents in 2014, I was so fucking scared that someone

was going to boo Obama. I was terrified. It did not happen yeah it restored my faith in america and you know what i did i burst into tears oh that's beautiful it is not beautiful it was pathetic no i love it so that trip that uh january 2014 trip to disney so i i had first gone in 91 with my family yes then i went on spring break uh uh when i was 18 with like high schoolers yes were we a homo at this point we were an out homo oh we're youngly out yeah we came out when i was 16 okay come on girl come on so i was so we went to the house of blues in downtown Disney or whatever. Disney Springs now.

Disney Springs now. Now Disney Springs. And we had a server who said, I said something. We were kind of joking around. And I must have said something slightly Queenie or something. Remember that word, Queenie? I said it because the story is from the 90s. Taraji's character in Benjamin Button was named Queenie or something. Remember that word, Queenie? I said it because the story is from the 90s. Taraji's character in Benjamin Button was named Queenie.

Some facts for the kids. Great, great. For you children. I have a good Benjamin Button story. You need that. He went, hey man, you're being a little, and he flipped his wrist down, and he went, you're being a little Disney.

Whoa. And i was like well i am disney motherfucker and if you have a problem with it i guess you can fuck off and not get a tip from us oh did you say this i was pissed yeah why wouldn't you and this table the table of my friends was also not having it god bless did he get fired no he apologized i mean he was being nice up until then it's not like he said you're a faggot i'm going to kill you he probably thought he was being funny he definitely thought he was being funny oh my god man you're being a little disney oh god that's the worst sentence i've ever heard so for those of you who are listening i probably didn't call him a motherfucker but i definitely expressed that you're talking to an out gay person who doesn't appreciate what you're

saying so for those of you so for those of you who can't see like right before the disney it's just like limp rest it's like yeah boom threw that wrist down oh i hate that disgusting it was gross i hate when you find that in those parks too, which is like, what's so frustrating about the whole Trump animatronic thing is that you remember it is Florida. Yeah. And like a lot, like there is a lot of trash that rolls through there. So it's like,

but I'll say I've never seen anyone give any shade to any same sex couple or anything like that. I think they, they, they, they leave it at the door. And heartening her going during gay days. Are you really?

Is it during gay days? Pandora's gonna be lit. I mean, bring that red t-shirt, honey. We're gonna be wearing red t-shirts. We're gonna be wearing red t-shirts. We'll bring back the hanky coat. Why not? Tina's gonna be flowing.

Is that what they say? There's meth everywhere. the hanky code. Why not? Yeah. The Tina's gonna be flowing. Tina's gonna be flowing. Is that what they say? There's meth everywhere. There's meth everywhere in Pandora, I heard. Oh my god. They started growing it. Yeah. After the first movie, that's actually the plot of the second movie. The night before we are there,

it's, I think, Tidal Wave, which is like the gay party at like Typhoon Lagoon. No! Can you imagine getting just like fucking jacked off in the wave pool? Oh my God. That thing is going to be just... I vividly want that. There's just going to be like a layer of gonorrhea on the top of that lazy river. It's like a film.

I'm so sad we're not there longer. So stay longer. No, we can only go there for like a small window of time because we're only there for the weekend are you doing a full day no it's like we're doing a night right so we're doing we're doing oh wait we're opening the park then we're going back doing our gig yeah and then we're going back at night oh my god i'm obsessed with this commitment amazing and meanwhile everyone else is like well half the group is going the other half is like yeah we're gonna so did you fast pass already we fast pass that's because we're getting put up at a hotel with our job and we were like this is not enough

so the three of us got a room at all-star music so that we could get fast passes and extra magic hours. Oh my God. Extra magic hours. Like the waking nightmares that we have. So are you getting a park hopper or are you just going to hang out? No, no. We're just doing animal kingdom. And the thing is,

if we change our minds, we can always upgrade to park hopper. Yeah. Yeah. Which we did. We literally did. I don't think we're going to need to, but you're not going to want to.

Well, we could talk a lot about which park has the magic hours, whatever. But like you at home are like literally asleep. Yeah. We've talked about Superman, Disney. That's what I love, though. And the listeners know that. I mean. They love me for it, I think.

Someday soon, and I will prophecy this, there will be a June someday where we bring all the queer-adjacent people and we all go. We have to. We have to go during gay days. I really want to go. And also...

It has to be during gay days. I don't know. I think it'd be so fun. It would be fun, but you can make it your own gay day In October when there's no Like no craziness going on I sort of agree with that

You can make your own gay day We have our gay day experience because it just is Serendipitous But I am like all about A fall I'm all about like getting there in October I'm into Right after New Year's as well.

For sure. Is that a lull? The thing is the temperature is a little funky. Oh, totally. But yeah, I mean, I used to go for New Year's. I went two years in a row. Wow. That's crazy.

I did Orlando New Year's. Peak. Peak. Peak. Crowds. When Hogwarts was first opened, we did new year's eve announcer adventure in universe studios and it was crazy and here's what matt rogers did he was waiting i don't regret it he was waiting in line with chelsea his sister chelsea for

a forbidden journey young sister harry pot Journey. 24. The line was nuts. And so they decided to just walk in and cut the whole fucking line. Not correct. The line to the Wizarding World at large was three hours long. You couldn't get even into the land.

So you... And so I was gonna have to wait to get three hours just to get into the land to look at the fucking castle castle and i was like oh right because it wasn't even diagon alley it's just stupid hogsmeade now they have diagon alley but at first they didn't so i was like you know what come on and we just walked past the line, honey. Walked right in. And no one stopped you. Nobody. Nobody even dreamed. You just have to walk with purpose, I guess.

You just got to act like you know where you're going at all times. You can get it anywhere, I think. If you look like you know where you're going, I agree with this. If you look like you know what's up, you're getting there. Rule number 17. Look like you know where you're going. Look like you know where you're going. One more time. Rule number 17 of culture.

Look like you know where you're going. Absolutely. I think that's a good one. That's actually, that's a really practical one. It's like be the... Appliable. Appliable. Act like the person you want to be in the world.

You know what? Say a word like you know where you're going. Exactly. Even if it's not real. Say a non-word like you've been saying this word all your life and that it's a real word so when you're down there in orlando is it really just a disney affair or do you ever dip your toe in the universal studios parks so um i had never been a universal um and i had this like final week before school of rock started rehearsals on Broadway.

And I knew I wasn't going to be taking vacation anytime soon. So, yeah. So I was like, well, honey, we've been to Disney a couple of times now. Why don't we try,

uh, or, uh, universal studios. And he was very gracious and game and indulges me on these stupid, uh, theme park adventures. And was,

was this with Jason and Kristen or no, that was a different, no, that was, um, Jason and Kristen. Uh, I went to Disneyland with,

Oh, yes. Uh, when we went to LA to do dead dad's club. Yeah. Uh, uh, really great sketch show.

Uh, Douglas White was in it. Michael Hartney directed. Oh yeah. Yeah. True story Weidich was in it. Michael Hartney directed it. Oh. Yeah. True story. I was also in it.

I designed the postcard. Oh, did you? I did, yeah. Oh, cute. Yeah. It was good. Yeah, that was a fun one. Anyway, we, yeah, we went to Universal for the first time and we stayed at Cabana Bay. It's a good one.

And it really was. We just did that one. And it was great. And it was very fun, but also affirmed that I am doggedly Disney. Okay, explain. He likes atmosphere. I like, I feel like so many of the attractions at Universal rely on screens and a motion simulator. Okay.

Okay. Which if Disney only had rides like that, I would also be very sick of that. Sure. So I just feel like it's a diversity of mode of attraction that I'm looking for in a theme park. Right. There were so many screens and my constitution can only take so much in a theme park. Right. There were so many screens and like my constitution can only take so much in a row.

Yeah. So like we'd have to take these breaks. Like I can't look at another blurry ass, tiny approximation of Helena Bonham Carter on a screen. There's only so much of that in my life. It was pretty fierce though. Oh my life. It was pretty fierce, though. Oh, my God.

It was great. It was fine. No, it was great. No, she fucking... Ready for my, like, here are my universal gags. Here's the one where I was like, why aren't people talking about this one?

Ms. Mommy Honey. Oh, no, everyone talks about it. I'm obsessed with the mommy. That fake ending bitch Yeah the fake ending was the tea And when they kill the girl and her blood splashes on you Obsessed And the roof lights on fire bitch

And it's so hot Talk about warm I love DT cause it's classic dark ride Ready Cat in the hat Magical That is a magical dark ride They've toned it down a lot Ride. Ready? Cat in the Hat. Cat in the Hat. Magical. Cat in the Hat. You know what? That is a magical dark ride.

It is lovely. They've toned it down a lot. It doesn't spin at all. It used to be better because it would whip around and it was kind of fun. Now it just is fully stationary because a little fucking kid fell out of it. Oh, shit. Fucking tape the kid down. Yeah.

I always blame the parents. They got it. They got it. It's the onus is on the parents to tape their child down. Just hold the kid down. Yeah, you know what? I always blame the parents. The onus is on the parents to tape their child down. Just hold the kid. Tape down your children, parents. So what do you think of the Jurassic Park? It's terrible.

I think that the one in Florida is better than the one in California. A hundred percent. What? I disagree. I think it's the other way around. When I was on it in Florida, there was a woman behind me with her elderly parents, and she was, this is literally the ride. Ready?

Oh, look, my tree. Oh, look, my box. Dad, dad, it's a little dinosaur. Ma, look at this fern. Like literally every noun. No. Every noun that we floated by. Pitch that at Character's Welcome.

I would watch that. It was fucking crazy. Look at that. So then you get much wetter in Florida. Oh, sure. And that water, bitch, I smelled like full barf for the rest of the day. It's not clean. It was not clean.

I was wearing barf water on my boudris for the rest of the day. You get even wetter on the Popeye ride. No, on the Dudley Jewelry ride. I didn't go on the Popeye ride because of that. But that would have cleaned you. But I did go on the Dudley Do-Right ride.

Such a gag. So good. Loved it. Yeah. Also classic Disney feeling. Yes, yes, yes. Could use a little bit of plussing. Could use a coat of paint.

The characters could use it. Sure. 100%. It's like a more grown-up Splash Mountain. They're looking a little shitty. There's a tiny drop. And there's a huge drop. Before there's a huge drop, the tiny drop got us soaked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big drop. Sprint. Not a rivulet of water. Hit our persons. I love that. The tiny, I mean, it is literally two feet. We just got fucking drenched.

So all that said, Universal was very fun. I was obsessed with like Fast Food Boulevard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Simpsons stuff. The Simpsons stuff is pretty good. Love it. I think, you know what? I totally agree with you.

There's too many screens. Too many screens. Many of the rides are the same. Like the Transformers ride and the Spider-Man ride. Same ride. It completely ruined Spider-Man, which was revolutionary. I still think Spider-Man's way better than Transformers ride and the Spider-Man ride. Same ride. It completely ruined Spider-Man, which was revolutionary. I still think Spider-Man's way better than Transformers

because at least you know what the fuck is happening in Spider-Man. I guess. You can say the same thing about the Transformers movies, though. I never know

what the hell is going on. I don't know what's happening. Oh, could you close, really, more tight on this undulating box of nothing? Yeah.

I never have any idea what's happening. People love that shit. Do you understand what's going on in the Avengers movies? I don't know what the fuck's happening in any of them. I do know what's going on in Avengers movies, but the Transformers movies have me lost. Yeah, those are done. The second one.

At this point, yeah. You know what? I've gotten lost. I can't even go see the Avengers movies because I just think... Here's the problem. They're all the same movie now yeah they started disparate like people are like oh the best captain america movie is winter soldier yeah yeah that movie is just another like avengers cut and paste movie the first captain america movie takes place in the 40s and has its own

identity the first thor movie is like this juxtaposition of this mythical character in a small town learning how to be. And it has its own character. Every one of those movies and sequels since just feels like, oh, and here's Avengers Chapter 22, The Avengering. They tried to smush it all into i just all feels like this just another in an ongoing saga which is fine but i feel like each thing should have its own personality i think what they tried to do was they tried they looked which one made the most money yeah and that was iron man and they said when they're their own movies that's fine but when they're all together try to make them feel like iron man that's why they all have that kind of like Robert Downey Jr.

to them. And they kind of have this like pace. That's like a little too fast. You know, it's just like, it's like things are just happening a little too fast. And like, not every actor is like good at that,

but it feels like because Iron Man was the most successful and maybe they feel like Robert Downey Jr. Is like the one that, that they have to like accommodate. Um, it feels like everything else is trying to be that and wouldn't it isn't best suited to that like because like you're saying they all are so different i hope spider-man homecoming i have i have high hopes the kids

cute the kids are good cute playing spider-man i like the character spider-man i could like like i see iron man in it and i'm already annoyed. Yeah, it's annoying. But you give me Marissa Tomei and you got my money. There you go. Marissa Tomei as Aunt May. It's so sad. But like, yeah, as like old ass Aunt May, it's literally Marissa Tomei coming in snatched like, what's going on at school?

Talk to me. Seriously. I'm like, what? I want to know. To go from Rosemary Harris to Sally Field To Marisa Tomei what a crazy Next it's going to be Margot Robbie Evolution poster It's going to be Dakota Fanning's

Daughter Yo can we talk about how Elle Fanning Ate Dakota Fanning alive Oh no Rule number 101 of culture Elle Fanning ate Dakota Fanning alive? Oh no. Rule number 101 of culture. Elle Fanning ate Dakota Fanning alive. I think Dakota just doesn't want to work that much anymore. Who doesn't want to work?

Dakota. I think she's probably tapped out. She wants to like. I saw her on some talk show. She was charming. Yeah, I'm sure she's fine. You sure it wasn't Elle? I am sure it wasn't Elle, in fact.

So if you have to take one of them out of the burning building. Who do you pick what a weird the the one i feel i can get most like safely yeah exactly the one i'm most certain i could save okay they're both equally close to the door this is such a weird one with one arm and one with the other little blonde girls i blonde girls. I kick them both down. I run next door where Abigail Breslin is drowning, and I save her. Oh, okay. I was going to say Spencer Breslin, but sure. Spencer Breslin.

No, I don't care for Abigail Breslin. Do you know, I was watching this at the gym the other day. I don't care for her. Abigail Breslin is apparently in the Dirty Dancing remake. Yeah, she's 48 now. But she's like she does not look... I'm sorry. Wait, as Baby? As Baby, but it's like I don't... and this is no shade to Abigail.

This is your face right now. This is no shade to Abigail, but this face is cracked. Just physically not right for the part. No! Really not right for most things. I think Abigail Breslin is a weird actor. Like a lovable weirdo i just i don't know anyone who acts or looks or like her i don't know maybe maybe it's just that i'm a little uneasy with her i don't know she's not even in type like you can't even like put her in a type um by the way you guys um totally i just

don't know where she fits since since our la apps I had this huge journey with signing up for Equinox Gym. I am now at the same Equinox Gym as our hot producer, Joe. We have not seen each other there yet, but it's Equinox Dumbo. Catch us there. I have some guest passes. Who will I pick for my guest passes? We'll find out. It won't be me.

I don't. I don't. Chilled eucalyptus towels. Sort of mediocre spin classes But we'll talk about this Joe enjoyed it Kiehl's baby Kiehl's in that shower honey

Kiehl's in that shower honey Do you do Equinox? So get this Yes I did Did a year at Equinox Because School of Rock Paid for it Oh

There you go I also had a trainer Because I was Covering Dewey, which involves crazy amounts of stamina. So I had a trainer to help me get it. How many times did you go on as Dewey? Just twice. Did you get to kiss Sierra?

Yes. Oh, it was actually her. God, it was her the last weekend oh that she was on oh that's nice and you got to give her a big old smack yeah it was like her third last show was my second show wait how was that how was that how was covering for dewey it was the most i still absolutely cannot believe that it happened that's so cool um in a broad house. Yeah. I had to learn how to play guitar. It was all a thing. But, oh my God.

Because, like, I don't think of myself as, like, some singer or anything, you know? But you have that fucking stage presence. Well, thank you. But, yeah, like, I had worked on it for months and months and months. And it was starting to feel like, oh, well, I'm probably never going to go on this Dewey, which is fine.

Like there's three other covers and well, there's two other covers and they seem to have it. And you've just been taking care of. And, uh, then it happened. The stage manager texted me and was like, you're going on his Dewey on Sunday on a Thursday.

And I was like, okay, I can do this. Wow. And, uh, yeah, sunday on a thursday and i was like okay i can do this wow and uh yeah it was like being shot out of a cannon ah how does that work to prepare as an understudy like do you rehearse the material while the lead actor is rehearsing it like behind him or like what does it know so well i worked on the workshop and we were covering for the workshop but like the the script's evolving and the numbers are changing and the blocking is changing so we weren't encouraged to watch rehearsals because it was all going to change anyway

so for the most part my work began once the dewey role was kind of locked. Finalized, yeah. And that's when basically we were opening. Oh, wow. So then that's when I started rehearsing with the resident director and started to do my Dewey stuff. But I knew I was the last. The last. The last Dewey.

Yeah, exactly. Michael Hartney in The Last Dewey. The Last Dewey. Yeah, exactly. Michael Hartney in The Last Dewey. The Last Dewey. My mom and aunt came to the first one that I did. They bought a ticket for the second row. The show starts presentationally. It's Dewey's band playing a song. So the curtain rises and I'm looking out in the house.

And there's your fucking mom and aunt. I immediately see my mom and aunt Kathy and they immediately burst into tears just sobbing it was crazy

my mom had already seen the show but to see me as Dewey was like crazy and then two weeks later my brother and sister-in-law came and that was and my best friend came from Buffalo to see it. And I had fixed everything that I royally fucked up the first time. Oh, I'm sure it wasn't much. Were there any big mess ups where you were like, oh, my God.

Yes. There sure the fuck were. Like drop lines? No. Paraphrase some lines, sure. But that actually doesn't bother me at all it was musical stuff that i was like oh my god uh so his first number is called when i climbed to the top of mount rock yes this really fucking hard ass crazy song that immediately depletes you of energy for the rest of the show and it's first uh thanks andrew um and uh i uh sang the first verse and the first chorus began and i knew i was just a hair ahead oh and it was so terrifying

and i was like oh well this is it this is it. This is how I die. When do I give up? When do I give up? And literally it was a line and a half long, but to me felt like 30 years. And then that like kind of, I don't know, what kind of mental place that puts you in for the rest of the show, but like, who knows?

So about a verse and a half later um there's this like chore choreographed moment where i jump over a guitar case and i'm like putting up dukes yeah and i throw myself to the floor and i have a very distinct memory of mid-air in the jumping over the guitar case like putting up dukes going i i would like to stop doing this i don't want to do i don't want to do this oh my god this being like the show yes like this correct like i don't want to see this show through to the end oh yeah which of course i must and have to contractually but i was like i don't want to do this and then it passed i mean it very quickly passed of course i like relaxed into it and really started having the time of my

life i mean both shows were very special oh so then um then the first song with the kids called you're in the band yeah i've never had a problem in any rehearsal singing this song ever. And the adrenaline and the exertion, there was a verse at the end where I couldn't get the last word of every line out for some reason. So it's like the song goes, And with me in control of the band as a whole, we will rock and we'll roll with our heart and our soul. And I said,

And with me in control, love the band as a whole. We will rock and we'll roll with our heart and our soul. Because then I started speaking it. Because I was like, what is happening to my voice? The kids were like, The kids were like, Ms. Finn, what's up? Ms. Finn, what's up? Ms. Finn.

Ms. Finn, what's up? It was crazy. So the kids, are they kind of like, that's really cool. You get to go on. Or were they like, yeah, that's great. Oh, my God. They were the cutest, sweetest, most excited. Everyone was so excited.

The whole building was very excited for me. I mean, it really was like the most supportive, lovely, familial group of people in the world. Did you get to meet Miss Cosgrove? Miranda. Oh, I did actually, opening night. Oh, cool. Yeah. She was very sweet. Beautiful soul.

I don't know what Matt's trying to get at. I don't know. She was really, she was lovely. She was really nice. We should have her on. Let's bring on Miranda. We'll bring on Miranda. I think Miranda Cosgrove killed it in that movie. She's fierce. Oh, yeah. You knew she was a star.

Memory, all alone in the moonlight. Stop, stop, stop. Good. Wow, what? Thank you for that story. Wow. That's huge. I love that. Just dropping the last word. Just couldn't get them out.

Just could not get them out. Couldn't do it. Your body didn't let you. My voice was just blown out for just those little syllables. Which is crazy. That's a tough one to think about. But you know what? I'm so glad that that was told.

But you made it through. I made it through. Yeah, you made it through, baby. Okay. Whenever I drop a line on stage, I'm always like that you made it through. I made it through. Yeah. You made it through baby. Um, okay. Whenever I drop a line on stage, I'm always like, it's always over.

Yeah. Right. That's what I'm saying. Like I, that throws me off for the whole fucking thing. That stuff doesn't bother me anymore, which is like very lovely. That is a blessing.

That was what Broadway taught you, baby. That's because there was just so many other things to fucking worry about. Yeah. That first show, I was like so worried about the guitar it was the first time i've ever been remotely good at guitar ah well there you go like was great you nailed of course i mean relatively no no i'm sure uh but yeah it was like weird things i wasn't expecting that i was suddenly yeah laid by oh my god a dream. It is a dream.

What Broadway show would you want to be in? Oh, that's so tough. You go first. I don't really know. I guess I would like to do King George. Oh, and Hamilton. And I would always love to do Book of Mormon, of course. Yeah, my basic ass answer was Book of Mormon.

Oh, I posted this. What if I was like, this guy should play answer was Book of Mormon. But, oh, I posted this. What if I was like, this guy should play actually. Shut up. I'd like to play McDuff. I did post this and I kind of hated myself for posting this, but I was like, I want to be fucking Bobby and company. Or not even Bobby. No, I love that you posted that.

Yeah. Good. I want to be Bobby, baby. You should be Bobby, baby, Bobby. I want to belt my tits off to being alive. Why not? You should doby baby you should do it i want to belt my tits off to why not you should do that you should do that well i'll save it for for the actual show we just got a new cat and he's named after um finishing the hat uh his name is george george sunday in the park with george because we were carrying him home and trying to figure out names and uh finishing the

hat weirdly came on wow and turtle my partner's name is Turtle. He had never heard that song. And I was like, oh, it's from Sunday in the Park with George. And it's beautiful. And I think this is Mandy Patinkin. He's like, how do you know this stuff? And I'm like, just don't even worry about it. Common knowledge to us, folks. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, my god. Wait, the one who played Dot, the new one who played Dot next to Jake Gyllenhaal. What's her name? Annalise? Annalise. Annalise Ashford. Annalise Ashford. Denver, like me. I watched a bunch of interviews with her.

She's great. She's funny. Yeah, she's super funny. She's so funny and she's so fucking good. She won a Tony. Yeah, good for her. For Kinky Boots. For Kinky Boots.

She was in Kinky Boots. And she also, her career started was when she was like, she came out on MTV when they showed Legally Blind. She was like, dear Al, he's a lucky guy. And they were like, who's that? That fucking bitch. They're like, that's the one we remember.

And now she's. I'm like, gonna cry. She's doing fucking Sondheim. I got tears coming out of my nose. Mad props. Okay. Wow. We got to move on.

This is it. This is the moment. All right. This is I Don't Think So Honey This is what you Have all gagged for Oh my god Now

Famously Michael Hartney Actually closed out Yes Our Our I Don't Think So Honey Live show That we had a couple months ago

And it was It was quite a moment And And then I Don't Think So Honey What movie was it What film was it The Us usual suspects and the final line of his i don't think so honey wise if i want to listen to kevin spacey lie for two two hours straight i'd listen to him talk about the women he's fucked drone on to drone on i'm so sorry i butchered it yeah you

butchered that okay please you do it justice no no no i i want you i think everything you guys are doing are both an accurate representation it was brilliant it was amazing maybe i don't know guys maybe look forward to another i don't think so honey live show oh maybe maybe we'll have an announcement for you soon i don't know okay little tease i look i look to producer joe and he's just set himself on fire, actually. So we'll deal with that. We'll deal with that later. It smells fun.

Also, just want to quickly say, Bone and I have a show at Ars Nova and Fest on June 22nd. It's called Night Soap. Night Soap. It is going to be a cat fight in three acts, honey. It is going to be Dynasty Knot's landing realness for your nerves. I want to watch this. We are in full drag, bitch. We are in full drag. We're in full drag.

It's going to be very fun. It's going to be quite the show. So get your tickets. Oh my God. Get them in advance. They're going to be a little cheaper. Yeah. Ars Nova and Fest.

Check it out. Lots of really good shows in the lineup. Lots of great shows. From Pasek and Platt. Yes. And then right after our show, the same night,

is Showgasm hosted by by Nicole Spears. Nicole. Queen Nicole. Queen Nicole. So this is gonna be a very fun June for ours. Yes. Now, I haven't, I don't think so, honey. I've decided on it. I don't yet. So this is very exciting. I'll have time to think about mine. Sometimes you have to search

your heart. Okay. Here we go. And this is, I don't think so, honey. Matt Rogers. Time starts now. I don't think so honey uh matt rodgers time starts now i don't think so honey lettuce onion and tomato bitch why are you a staple of a cheeseburger i see two words cheese and burger i don't see lettuce onion tomato in that deal i assume bread and maybe that's my fucking fault for assuming it cheeseburger that's what i want to get i want to i would rather say i'll have a cheeseburger on bread then i'll have a cheeseburger that's what I want to get I want to I would rather say I'll have a cheeseburger on bread then I'll have a cheeseburger get the bread

and get the lettuce onion and tomato bitch it's too much I don't like tomato I might as well be allergic to it I've tried the little sun dried tomatoes little cherry tomatoes maybe you not these big ones not these big heirloom ones and onion what the

hell you're well known for making people cry lettuce you're crunchy you're stupid if i wanted the healthy option i wouldn't have ordered a cheeseburger i would have had a salad bitch i don't need some of you lettuce on my burger i don't need lettuce onion and tomato your extra and mayo don't even fucking think about it i want ketchup and mustard on the side i I'll put it on as I please liberally. Thanks. Matt, just one quick question. How old were you when you stopped

ordering buttered noodles at a restaurant? I never ordered buttered noodles, bitch. I've been a chicken fingers kid since I was a terrible two. Wow. Buttermilk, bitch. I feel like I spoke to a lot of people. You spoke to a lot of people.

I'm sorry. What was the line that you said? I don't want some of you lettuce. I don't want some of you lettuce. I don't want some of you lettuce. You're crunchy. You're stupid. You're crunchy.

You're stupid. First of all, crunchy is great. Crunchy is great. That is not a pejorative thing. Okay. It's time for Bell and Yang's. I don't think so, honey. I think I have something.

We'll see. You know what? I got to go in strong rule number whatever know where you're going here we go this is my i don't think so honey believe it was rule number 89 okay i could be wrong bow and yangs i don't think so honey time starts now i don't think so honey the super target that just opened up at city point in brooklyn for having

the name super target but having a lackluster produce section honey the thing that distinguishes you from a super target from a regular target is the fucking produce section, honey. You are not going to get away with having a pile of oranges in the middle of the fucking aisle and call yourself a super target and slap that qualifier on yourself, honey. City Point, you're busted. You're supposed to have a Katz's Deli and a Trader Joe's and a Super Target and an Alamo Draft House. Right now, you only have a lackluster Super Target and a fine, okay Alamo Draft House.

I've only seen one movie there. I was very stoned, and it was Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them with Matt, and it was very fun. But Super Target, you do not get to call yourself a Super Target when you have one floor. The Target Atlantic Terminal has two floors, bitch, and it's spacious as hell, but it smells like ass.

So City Point Super Target, at least get your smell down. If you fuck that up, then there's no reason to go to you. I don't think so, honey. Super Target, be the real Super Target you were meant to be in this world. That's one minute. Wow. It's a Travis. That Alamo Draft House is lovely. It's

lovely. I didn't totally shit on it. I said it's fine. No, I think that that was actually amazing. Thank you. Thank you very much. And it just came to me. They shouldn't call themselves a super target. They should have to earn that.

Absolutely. Absolutely. All right. This is it. So Michael Hartney came in. I think he told Matt that he had two options. You have two options, and he's holding both of his options in his hand right now. And so, Bowen, on the count of three, we're going to choose the same hand.

Hold on. How do we know that he just doesn't have one picked out and he's just going to say that? I've set. Okay, okay. I will be honoring the choice. You know what? Bowen and I are going to disagree.

So Joe, you pick the hand. Producer Joe, he picks the left hand. All right, here we go. Here we go. This is Michael Hart and he's left hand. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

People who come for Moana, honey. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People who come for Moana, honey. That movie is a gag, honey. I cried four times when I saw that movie, honey. And then I was like, I saw it a second time and I was like, well, I'm not going to cry as much, honey. I cried twice as much, honey. What is wrong with simple, straightforward storytelling with fun ass songs? I'm sorry. Mr. Andrew Lloyd Webber says you only need a few motifs to hold an audience's attention.

30 seconds. And I worked with that motherfucker. So I should motherfucking know. Moana is a Superman story. She knows where she learns where she came from. She defies her elders and she has from. She defies her elders. And she has agency. Hotly. She makes choices.

There is no love interest. She doesn't care about no rock. Also, the rock's body, that is a payee into ink and paint animation, honey. Which you're not going to get in CGI other films, bitch. I don't think so, honey. That's one minute. We just disagree, I guess. I'll ask Sondheim's opinion.

Oh, wow. Anyway. Look, I could get into this, but I just won't. The other one did not come for Matt Rogers at all. I'm so glad you picked the one that came for Matt Rogers. Bitch, that was real. I didn't like it. It bored my ass

to death and it also bored Bowen to death. He just wasn't brave enough to take to social about it. He just wasn't brave enough to take to social. Sorry, I just heard the phrase take to social and now I'm lighting myself on fire. Listen, I was

you know what? I was a craven. It was a craven of me to not post on social but i will say that matt and i got our fucking lives during the how far i'll go reprise yeah it was amazing it was an amazing moment oh burst into tears i thought there were great moments in that movie i wish that the whole thing was exciting i wish that i i wish i wish i felt you want excited while i was watching it you want to talk about a consistently excellent disney movie from the last five years i have said it a million times wreck it wreck it ralph it's the best watch it but it's not a musical so i hate it okay well i like it can't win them all i do like it six oh big heroes monsters inc i actually

um came for the first time. I'm sorry. You dinged your dong to Monsters, Inc. I dinged it and danged it to Monsters, Inc. There you go. Sorry. To Sully? That might have to get cut out. Anyway, guys, we want to thank Michael

Hartney so much for being on Las Culturistas. Thank you so much. I love the show, you guys. Oh my God. We love you very much. And this was so fun. My name is Matt Rogers. My name is Bowen Yang. That's Michael Hartney. And producer Joe. And producer Joe. We love you. Bye! Forever Dog Production. Executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsey, and Brett Boehm.

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