Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “LA-TA-TI-TU!” (w/ Catherine Cohen ft. Henry Koperski)

Episode Date: July 25, 2018

Isn’t this HeaVON?The brilliant Catherine Cohen returns to Las Culturistas for a very special musical episode, just days before her July 31st show at Joe’s Pub: “The Twist?…She’s Gorgeous.�� And she’s bringing her genius collaborator/veteran of the podcast, Henry Koperski, to accompany her on the keys! Warning: You WILL be singing these songs for days. Plus, Matt, Bowen, Catherine, and Henry reveal who would be in their coven, Bowen recaps an iconic story from the Jimmy Awards, Matt reveals his unofficial Joe’s Pub rebrand, and Henry goes for the Troll Boll!And don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE to Catherine’s brand new podcast with Las Culturistas Icon Award Winner Pat Regan on Forever Dog, “Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat” - a podcast about boys, sex, fucking, dating, and love!—LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASTforeverdogpodcasts.com/las-culturistas  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back. I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted.

Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo, or stream it on City TV+. I'm Julian Edelman.

I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old

question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba?

Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home, and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Cheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment.

You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Forever! Dog! Look, Matt. Where? Oh, I see. My, oh, my. Bowen, look over there. FOREVER! DOG! elongated. And I call it the Verve, but there's pizzazz and Verve to that, you know? Yeah, I was seeing, because actually it's been a little bit of a time since we last recorded. It has been. And that's only because we recorded so many

episodes in Los Angeles. We hope everyone enjoyed Very Prideful June. Yes. Let us know what you thought. You know, I liked the cadence a little bit. I loved it. And I was seeing, I wonder if we are on the same wavelength still, and guess what? We are, baby. He elongated, when I elongated, we felt the verve

and we swerved. Come on. And I am feeling still the spirit of pride throughout all of July. Okay, so let's extend it. Let's just keep celebrating pride. You know what? I celebrate pride every single day

now tell me because I'm gay I'm gay I'm Barbara Walters, you're Oprah when she's talking about Gayle and I'm going to ask you the question why are you crying oh my god imagine if Oprah said she was gay

I almost just said I'm gay and then I thought of Oprah saying that she was gay and I'm like what a moment in the world do you know what part I'm talking about are you talking about the part with Gail she is the mother the mother I never had the sister that anyone would want

and the friend that everybody deserves I don't know a better person I don't know a better person and then Barbara't know a better person. And then Barbara Walters says, why are you crying? And then Oprah says, because I haven't told her that enough.

Oh. Isn't that beautiful? See, and then, you know, Oprah is heartwarming. And that's actually rule of culture number 50. Oprah is heartwarming. A heartwarming bitch.

You know who's a heartwarming bitch? I have a feeling I know who you're going to say. It's our guest. It's our guest. Why? Because she's our guest. She's our guest.

I knew it was going to be a segue. Bagoo. Bagoo. This is another two-timer, baby. Have I ever told you about my impression of our guest that I did? No. Can we, should we do it now or after the intro? Well, I am the Caroline Ray of her show.

Yes. Cabernet Cabaret. Right. At Club Cumming. And what I mean by the Caroline Ray is I always fill in whenever Rosie O'Donnell is not there. Right, right, right. She's the Rosie to your Caroline Ray. And so the first day I was going to host with Henry Kapurski.

Yes. Also present. Also present. Which you'll find out very soon. He's chomping at the bit to speak. We did an Instagram story that was a Catherine Cohen character. I love that. I remember this.

That was a great promo. It was good. And guess what? It was a hot house that night. It was a hot house. Hot house that night. Let's go through the credits, shall we? She is one of the co-hosts of It's a Guy Thing,

long-running staple show in Brooklyn. One of the biggest, biggest shows. One of the co-hosts of It's a Guy Thing, long-running staple show in Brooklyn. One of the biggest, biggest shows. One of the biggest shows. One of the biggest shows, truly. Co-host with Mitra Dharari, Patty Harrison. All the industry talk about it. All the industry talk about it. Of course, she is one of the auteurs

behind Turner Master's Memory Hospital, one of Forever Dog's only scripted podcasts, and she is debuting a new podcast on the network. I can't believe. And I'm not just saying can't believe because of our co-host. At this point, it should be out. Please go listen to it. It is Seek Treatment with Kat and Pat.

Oh, baby. With Pat Regan, bitch. With Pat Regan. I love this show already. Yeah. We're recording this before it's come out, but I know I'm gonna love it.

And also, we should say I just plugged, but we should replug because it is my favorite show in New York City. It's Cabernet Cabaret. Cabernet Cabaret Club coming every Wednesday.

Formerly Eastern Block. Formerly Eastern Block, but now it's back. It's such a, it was a prodigal return. She's back, bitch. And she's bigger and badder than ever. And, of course, please go see her show at Joe's Pub. It's sold. It was a prodigal return. She's back, bitch. And she's bigger and badder than ever.

And, of course, please go see her show at Joe's Pub. It sold out in June, but she's performing it again July 31st. The twist, she's gorgeous. Matt has a pitch for a retitle. No, I have a pitch for a retitle of Joe's Pub. Oh, of Joe's Pub. Okay, let's get to this after we introduce our guest. Please welcome Catherine Cohen.

Let's see that too. Let's see that too. And let's also say who else is also here. It's Henry Kapurski. Hello, you two. Oh, my God. Wow. And here you both are.

Oh, it's so funny. We talked about how last time we did an episode with you, unfortunately, we were running late to the recording sesh, and it created an anxious atmosphere and an only 59-minute episode. And it was a protracted episode. And do you know what I remember

about that session? What? I was wearing jeans. And I don't wear jeans. No. And what are you wearing now? Pray tell. Well, I must tell

the listeners that I ran here. That's right. R-A-N. Yes. Exercise. From my home in South Brooklyn. We are recording in North Brooklyn.

Yes. So I'm wearing a Lulu, head-to-toe Lulu. Head-to-toe Lu? Head-to-toe Lu. How dare you? Not even one outdoor voices piece. Never would I ever. Never would I ever.

Never would I ever. What was the duration of the run? Oh, 45 minutes. Oh my God. Do you know that? i did not know that now you and henry have that in common they run for a long time i can't do it honey do you know why i do short i like to go a long time treating myself like shit yeah and then to sort of like take that back I just ruin my life with exercise. Oh, yes, honey. With exercise and Greek yogurt for breakfast. Yes, yes, yes. I usually will run a very

short distance very hard, which is a workout. He's a sprinter. That's a great workout. It's a sprint, not a marathon. It's a sprint. It's a sprint. It's famously a sprint, not a marathon. Now, let's get to this Joe's Pub retitle. What is this, man? I think that when you host the show,

it should be called Ho's Hub. What? Ho's Hub. I wasn't expecting the hub part. Ho's Hub. I like it though. Instead of Joe's Pub, Ho's Hub.

Like the hub where all the hoes go. Right, Henry? Yeah. Every hoe is a spoke. I'm a hoe. Take back the word. take back the word take back the word I am a ho ho

sorry I have these like vocal riffs where it's like toast and it's like hoes you've been saying in this new one today Tudafree or whatever you say Latuda? you guys bring it out of me. It's Latudatu.

Yeah, Latudatu. I think we have title of ep already. What a record already within the first few minutes. I feel cuckoo lullo because of the endorphins that are circulating through my brawn. Oh my God, your brawn. Often that will happen. You know, Bone and I went to go do SoulCycle yesterday.

No. SoulCycle. SoulCycle. SoulCycle. I have a canker sore, so I'm really having a hard time. I always have cank. How was the class? How was the class? Well, it was fabulous.

Ariel Padilla, of course, our dear friend, was running the class. But they had a technical difficulty and the AC went out, honey. And when I tell you it was a hot box, it was a hot ho-hub. It was a ho-hub. The mirror, every single mirror was glazed in humidity. Honey.

Was condensation everywhere. And you could fucking do the whole car sex scene reenactment from Titanic if you wanted to, bitch. Every night in my dreams, I have AC though. I went to a spin class

in college and I'm As if I was in the famous movie I Feel Pretty My seat fell down During the class Did you hit your head and become And believe in myself

For the record I loved the film And I won't argue about it with anyone I saw a clip from it And I was like Oh I'd be into this I had the T-O-M-L T-O-M-L Of my life.

Thought it was hilarious. Loved every minute of it. Anyways, I fell and hurt my voo. You hurt your voo? Oh, okay, because the voo is the first thing that goes. The voo hits the seat. The voo. But what part of the voo? The whole sitch. Damn, not even localized voo. The global voo.

It was global voo. Oh my god, that feeling went... We are being kooka-luka. I know. I'm not even a rel. What do you mean, rel? Real. Oh my god. This is the vibe that we want, though. I just did a performance at Joe's Pub and Catherine Cohn was also

on the bill and so I went out into the audience to watch her and she described Joe's Pub as isn't this heaven? And I loved that. I love when a word takes a as, isn't this heaven? And I loved that. I love when a word takes a turn. Isn't this heaven? Wow. Henry, what do you think of all this?

The slang, these new inventions of the words. Having spent a lot of time around both Matt and Catherine, I'm quite used to it. We like to make up words. I know the language. And can we share about our performance on Thursday? I was texting Henry because we're going to be performing with Countess Luann.

Yes! Wait, you are doing that? On Thursday, I'm just going to do a number. Amazing. And I text him saying, like, what should we do? And he goes, whatever will make you the most cuckoo Lulu. Oh! That's beautiful! I know. It's gorgeous. Oh my god, I have two words. I'm sitting with two wordsmiths.

Well, I frequently make up a word. What? I frequently will make up a word. Henry and I just receive them. Yeah. I've never made one up. I'm comfortable just sitting back. I was,

because they were talking about yucks of corks before we hit record. And I was saying, my only contribution is, oh my God, even that's not going to catch on. I don't know if that's my role here. You know what I'm saying?

In every relationship, there is the gardener and there's the garden. Oh my God. In my relationship, I'm the garden. Wait, explain. Someone has to tend to the other person. I'm saying that my boyfriend literally takes care of me because I'm a child. And by the way, boyfriend, thank you. Thank you.

Hi, Steven. Hi, Steven. Hi, Steven. He's a wonderful man. From heaven. And can I tell you something? Can wear a hat. Can wear anything. He's a male model. Great eyes, good facial hair. And a kind voice.

And good height. And a patient temperament. I love to objectify him. Love to objectify him. It's always wonderful. And he's a talented comedian. So a patient temperament. I love to objectify him. Love to objectify him. It's always wonderful. And he's a talented comedian. So funny. So funny. So smart.

Directed my Joe's Pub show. Now talk about, yes. Talk about the Ho's Hub show. It was a dream come true. Yeah, I've wanted to do a show there since I was in high school

watching like clips on YouTube. And Henry and I finally got to take the stage on Thursday. My parents were there. So they heard a lot about me. The gays were out and they heard a lot about you. The gays were out.

It was Pride weekend. Oh, the gays came. And I celebrated after the show. Well, you kicked off Pride weekend, really. I did. And the government asked me to do that. The government. The governors.

Oh, the current government was like. They're very familiar with my oeuvre yeah right right right right right i well congratulations first of all because it was it was it was a very much an event and i'm so sorry we couldn't make it but we will be at the 31st i'm coming on july 31st i can't wait now i think because i i received a text from someone saying, the gays are here. Of course they were there. I know, but I just want, I want Catherine to speak on,

to give a little voiceover on the ways in which she's able to cultivate this very tough, this very tough fan base. Oh my God. Yeah. They are animals. They'll come at you. How do you keep us, you know, in line? How do do you feed the boys how do you feed us boys i sprinkle that bread

i just bring the fun and you gotta bring the fun and that's what they love i love it we love each other it's mutual honestly it does feel like like we're all there you know what i mean i think it's beautiful the community we're a part of. And I feel so lucky every day. That is real. That is real. What do you say, Henry? Yeah.

And I have thought about it. Like, why do gay people love Catherine so much? Because I do too, obviously. And it's like this undefinable. You're so, it's a special unique thing about you. Like, you know, there are many gay icons, but you are a specific type of one that hasn't been hasn't been created yet wow except for you thank you oh my god well to quote uh my parents after they met all my friends and came here is everyone in new york gay it feels that way it feels like yes everyone in the world is gay isn't it feeling

like like now lately i've just been, I'll appear on stage and I'll just be like, I will go, like, and I'll just be like very like me at my true base. And I'm like, wow,

am I like truly spoiled or is all the world turning gay? Because now I feel like I could go on any stage and just like do like my thing. And it's, it's fine. Whereas like sometimes I'm like,

maybe I need to go and throw myself in front of a straight audience to like see what's what. I did that recently with a series of shows at Caroline's when Reductress did all those shows. Oh, yes. How'd that go?

It was a very Times Square audience and it really took me by surprise. Like the first show I was like, I bombed. But then I adapted and I just, at the end I managed to win some of them over, I think. But that is an exercise.

Because Pat was saying this too, your co-host. I saw him last week and he was like, yeah, I did a show with Caroline Zabalm. And I was like, no, you didn't. Or it's just, whatever. It doesn't matter. But if you did, then that is a way for you to, you take that with you and figure out.

You don't change anything about yourself. But you know what to expect in the future. Yeah think a lot of times at club coming i can get up on stage and literally be like a lusa susa and everyone's like yeah and then at carolina i'm like i should really learn how to write a joke so then i went home and i wrote a bunch of stuff and i was like god i'm fucking amazing i think there's a certain kind of performer that is always going to say afterwards like oh But then I went home and I wrote a bunch of stuff and I was like, God, I'm fucking amazing at this. I think that there's a certain kind of performer that is always going to say afterwards, like, oh, no, like I bombed. Like I'm noticing that about certain people, like no matter what, I feel like they are always going to say when they get off stage, like I bombed. That was horrible. Even if it wasn't like they just can't understand when it was good.

Whereas like, I don't know. I always feel like after I come off stage I'm always like yeah I had fun. You know what I mean? Maybe that makes me not discerning. But often like I do think Pat is one of them. I might be one of them too. Maybe. He comes off stage and oftentimes is like uh no.

Are you like that? Are you critical? Henry what do you think? After the Joe's Pub show we both were like just kind of in a daze and like was that good we were like asking each other if we thought it was good

because it was just such a weird experience being in a big room with a band and everything but then after the show everyone confirmed that it was of course

there are some times that I get off and I'm like I killed no doubt and when it isn't that extreme that I'm like I wish I

I'm very hard on myself yeah yeah I'm oh my god the stress we gotta be clear she did kill of course the town the town was buzzing the trades were trading but i truly sometimes just enter a blackout when i'm on stout yes what is that let's unpack that because i've been going through this too and i don't really i don't know what it is talk Talk to me. It's usually when it's like a high stakes situation.

I feel like I've underprepared. I go on stage and I'm just so in it for the first time that I think, oh my God, this is going terribly no matter what. I don't know. I'm sure that's not the case. I think it, you know what? Anytime I feel like I didn't do well, I, there have not been very many times when people have been able to talk me down and be like, no, that was actually fine. I'm

always like steadfast in my thing of like, nope, I was terrible. I'm not a good performer. Was terrible or like could have done better? Could have done better for sure. But I don't know. Like what is it for you? What's your experience with that? If I'm really nervous that if i'm really nervous if i'm at a big gig i'll be doing my thing but while i'm doing it i'm thinking okay you're doing it this is happening to you this is your life you're doing the big show keep going but i don't know because don't you ever see yourself like while you're doing that and think

oh my god how annoying like like no one wants to hear about how bad that they did. Yes. And so I keep it to myself now. I see. I keep it to myself now. I'm like, no one wants to hear about me complaining about this opportunity that I had. I actually can't keep anything inside.

So if I have a glimmer of a feeling, everyone I know is going to know about it. And that is for better and mostly for worse. I am the same way. We're very similar. Yeah, I think we are very similar. I think that me and Catherine are very similar. I know.

I think we're very similar. Venn diagram. I think we are a Venn diagram. I think we are the middle part of the Venn diagram. You know where it meets? Yeah. If you were to draw a circle, one says Catherine, one says Matt,

there's that section in the middle where they cross over. It's Henry. And that section is very big. Oftentimes, Henry is in the middle of that circle. And he is there on the piano. Oh. I think this is, speaking of Henry. Speaking of Henry, he just had quite the experience.

Oh. I want to hear about it. Oh. You did a gig with Neil Patrick. Yeah. There's not much to say. It was a corporate Jif peanut butter. Henry sold out.

Jif peanut butter has Neil Patrick Harris money? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they're huge. I guess so. Yeah. And I think Jif is owned by a bigger company. Conagra Foods.

I don't know. I have no idea. I heard the name and it sounded familiar. But yeah, it was a Jif. They launched a new product. It was basically a granola bar with Jif peanut butter in it. Imagine it was lube. Wait, how funny would it be if Jif came out with lube?

Jiffy lube. One more time? out with lube. Jiffy lube. One more time? Jif lube. I think it will be funny if the peanut butter company came out with lubricant for sexes. Now, Henry,

did you play for Neil or who did you play for? Just the music throughout the show? So, OSFUG, which includes Becky H. Coyne, Sam Reese,

and the boys who are all great too. Mark H. and Michael Wolff. The nameless boys Colin do we have time to say four names I love all of those people

they're all the sweetest people ever and they're so funny and so they people on Facebook live would like send in situations that are tough with like

being parents like kids not going to bed or whatever then Neil Patrick Harris would pretend to say something about his kids that he can relate with and then Then Neil Patrick Harris would pretend to say something about his kids that he can relate with.

And then OSFUG would improvise the scene and Neil would interject. Oh, that's fun. They did an amazing job, actually. So it was improvisation. It was improvisation. And Neil got to play. That's fine.

And he was really nice. That's good. That's good. We were telling Henry before we hit record to play. Neil got to play that. That's fine. And he was really nice. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. I mean, you know, we were telling Henry before we went on,

we hit record. You know, we have our stances on Neil here. You famously called him a hello m'lady gay. Oh my god. Absolutely.

That's who he is. And people on Twitter were very confused. They're like, what do you mean? What does that even mean? I'm like, it's... He's like a gay

that says hello m'lady and you're like... It's implicit. The meaning is implicit. And for me, what do you mean? What does that even mean? I'm like, it's, he's like, again, he says, hello, my lady. And you're like, it's implicit. The meaning is implicit. And for me, he is a board game. Oh, that is a worse insult.

Yeah. To be a board game. No, I mean, a lot of people have fun with you. It's just that, you know, that you have to like,

bring you out. Oh, wow. That's how you write a joke, honey. Yes. Taking notes, Catherine.

I was looking at Catherine's channel direction. I was saying, I was saying to the listeners, and that's how you write a joke honey yes taking notes Catherine Collins I was looking at Catherine's channel direction I was saying I was saying to the listeners and that's how you write a joke that's how you write a joke I do need to learn how to write no Catherine

that's not what that was no seriously stop stop you have several of the funniest jokes I've ever heard we can all be better wait I need to talk about

I need to talk about an event that I went to go I did not oh yes we need to hear about this I did not gig there. Go. Oh, yes. We need to hear about this. I did not gig there like Henry did at this GIF event. You simply watched.

I went to the Jimmy Awards, which are the National High School Musical Theater Awards. Now, by the time this comes out, this will already have been a month old, but it's still fresh in my memory right now. This is the next day. This is the day after the Jimmys. First of all, Laura Benanti hosted.

She was... Glamour. I mean, she looked great, yes, but she is... She's one of us. Do you know what I mean? She gets it. She gets it.

She's a woman who gets it. She's a woman who gets it. She jokes. She was so charming. Just like... Charmousse. Get her to host the fucking Oscars.

She would nail it. I promise you. The Oscars even films, honey. She was coming up with her own jokes just on the fly. So, so good. And so anyway, they pick 80 high school students, musical theater students, mostly from public schools.

Not a lot of performing arts high schools, interestingly. But it's 80 kids. And then they all have to place, they all have to win a regional award. And these are like legit regional awards that's how you qualify oh um but then

they spend they basically spend a week at NYU at New Studio on Broadway thank you God thank you God living in the fucking dorms living in Hayden

oh thank you God um working with you know working with the people at New Studio on Broadway thankful to God but anyway

it's a thrilling award show um so good I have to tell you about one moment on Broadway. Thankful to God. But anyway, it's a thrilling award show. So good. I have to tell you about one moment. Come on. So they divided it up where it's 40 kids who do like

musical medleys from the roles that they won their regional awards with. But then they did another 40 person. This is like the JV squad. They got these 40 kids to do this like

tribute to Disney theatrical productions. Wow. And it was just a medley of Disney songs. It was a commercialization. It was the most corporate fuck nonsense. It was terrible. I was like,

these poor kids have to read off this like copy for the biggest corporation in the fucking world. Oh, I think they loved. Well, no. I mean, these sweet kids. Were there any boys on stage where you were like, oh, that one's gay? Oh, it was, I mean, most of them.

This is an example of the copy, okay? At the end, it all builds up. It goes to the timeline of Disney things on Broadway, and then it ends with this one kid just like standing up and saying it may be summer in new york city but on broadway everything's frozen and then they sing it was that kind of thing where it was like and then like oh my god it was and then they did oh my god he delivered it they. They even talked about King David or Aida or something and they were like, um, and then this one sweet girl was like,

um, and Aida or King David, I might be mixing them up, I might be complaining to them, she goes, and Aida musicalized the stories of soldiers and slaves! That was the situation, but this is the moment that was like a star making moment for this one girl

her name is sabrina astle remember that name sabrina astle okay so oh my god okay where do i even begin so they got they get to the mary poppins part where they talk about the mary poppins musical and she gets up and she has a speech part where she's oh shit sab Sabrina come on queen she goes and like you like she's nervous and she this gorgeous thin blonde girl like fully developed

and she's like just just just like like textbook ingenue and she's but she's nervous

she's terrified she's at the Minskoff theater she's at the Jimmy's bitch it's the biggest stage but her her copy is something like was supposed to be something

like so Mary Poppins and She's at the Jimmy's, bitch. It's the biggest stage. Her copy is something like, was supposed to be something like. So Mary Poppins and written by George, George, George Clooney. And the story follows. No. Follows Mary Poppins

and George, George Clooney and and then she just gives up and she goes, No. Follows Mary Poppins and George Clooney. And then she just gives up and she goes, George Clooney. No way. You can watch this back. It is on the internet.

And then like everyone's like, oh my God, this poor girl. And then so then the thing ends and then that's intermission. And then after intermission is when the judges, the judges are supposed to pick out the eight finalists,

four from each gender, the two genders to move on to the final round, to the final round and one of them is picked from the JV, like three of them

are picked from like the medley group. One of them is picked from the JV group. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back.

I love that. I love that. Oh my gosh. Welcome. And last season's drama was just the tip of the iceberg. You're recording us? I am disgusted.

Never in a million years after everything we've been through did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy. We were friends. How could you do this to me? I don't trust her. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Wednesdays at 9 on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. Guess what, folks? We're teammates again. And we're gonna welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes. I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes

is our brand new show we're gonna highlight players peers guys that we played against legends from the past and we're just gonna sit here and talk about them and we'll get into the types of dudes what kind of types of dudes are there we got studs wizards we got freaks or dudes dude we got dogs dog we'll break down their games. We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are. Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak? Is Tom Brady a dog or a dude's dude? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.

Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. I was a desperate, delusional dreamer,

and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was everybody's fault, but mine, I had such a victim mentality.

I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. El will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez.

Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami.

Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation. Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. So then they announced, so then Laura Benanti and Matt is losing it.

Meanwhile, me, Brandon Scott Jones, and Joel Kimbooster are dying. We're up in the mezzanine. We're crying. I'm literally, I'm thinking of you guys hearing it for the first time. We were freaking out. We were like, imagine if George Clooney wrote the name of Puppets.

It's like, oh. And then, the fact that she knew it was wrong, knew it was wrong, and she kept returning to it.

And in fact, not only did she keep returning to it, it was her fucking sign off, bitch. She said the word, she said the name George, and then she was like,

Clooney okay so then so then intermission everyone's talking about intermission like oh my god that poor girl and then

and the second act begins Laura Benanti comes back on stage and goes oh god I just have to let everybody know that George Clooney was not involved

in the making of Mary Poppins like Handle It So Well was so funny about it and then they bring out all the kids, all 80 kids to announce who the finalists are, the eight finalists are, four girls, four boys.

And then they announce three girls, and then guess who they fucking announce? Sabrina. Sabrina Astle. Oh my God. Because the judging is based on the performances from the day before that were not open to the public. What?

So then these finalists end up doing solos, the performances from the day before that were not open to the public so these so these four people so then these finalists end up doing solos and then she goes up on stage oh and then so then so then when she's she must have been panicked when she when she when it was announced that she was a finalist everyone freaks out like joel brandon and psj and i were like oh my god because she's a gay icon now well because at intermission i was like that poor girl but then brandon goes oh she'll be fine she She's going to be fucking famous tomorrow. Like, she'll have no problem. Like, she is going to be a star.

So then when she's announced, like, it's a beautiful moment. Everyone in the theater is freaking out. They're like, oh my god, she's a finalist. Sabrina! And then Laura Benanti goes, Sabrina, George Clooney would be so proud right now. Like, and it got a big laugh. But then she went up and sang that one song from sister act.

Um, but she was incredible. Of course she was. She was, she was, but she was fucking phenomenal. Did she win? She,

she did not win. She lost to this girl who did Renee rap. I can't believe I know these names. Um, but there, there are the stars of tomorrow, but, um,

anyway, she lost, but she was close. She, she was like real close to lost, but she was close. She, she was like real close to getting it. She was incredible. And I think Joel and, Joel and Brandon took a picture with her at the after party,

but this is all to say what I would have given to like this. It was only, it's only in its 10th year. I would have given everything to have had something like that in high school to even like not be a part of, but just to like watch. I'm about to blow your mind. Don't you know this?

No. Fucking who? My little brother went to the Jimmy's. Wait, seriously? My brother, Billy Cohen. Billy! Was a nominee. Billy Cohen was a nominee at the Jimmy's.

Oh my God. For his role in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Oh my God. At Episcopal High School in Houston, Texas. What year did he do it? He must have done it. So I went and I was, oh my God. I think I was a sophomore or junior in college oh my god what like yesterday

no it must have been like 2012 12 oh my god so cool Billy so the whole family went it was so so fun and they followed his journey on this show called PBS uh Broadway Bound or something oh my god you should ask Joel because he's watched that a lot. Yes, I'm sure he has. So we went and it was so fun. It's a beautiful thing. The Disney thing reminded me. So the thing that takes you to the Jimmy's

when you're from Houston is called the Tommy Tune Awards. Right, the Tommy Tune Awards. And when my junior year, they pick two people from every school to do like a big opening number. And I got to do it. And it was an original song written for it. And the song was, I'll never forget it.

Ready? Do it. Keep your eyes, eyes on the goal. Just keep your eyes on the goal. If you play the part that's written in your heart, we'll learn together and we'll grow. Keep your eyes on the goal together and we'll grow. We'll grow. That sounds like a Catherine Cohen song. I'm just deep in the Jimmy community.

And Catherine famously has her brother, Billy Cohen, who's so handsome and hunky. He'll make you scream. He'll make you scream. He's going to be a big star, baby. Remember the name. Oh, well, the Coens are the stars. The Coens are the stars. Now, would you ever think of doing a full-length show with your brother?

Oh, my God. I don't know what it would be like. And you don't know what you're... Because he's more... He doesn't do comedy, right? No. Right now, he's just been... He's an actor-musician.

So he does lots... He did a production of Once. He does lots of shows where he's doing the guitar, the drums, the singing drums the singing right yeah it'd be fun to do something together one day that's like my parents dream right i'm sure and you don't and you don't know yet with siblings it's tough to know what that creative relationship is like because maybe that's something you've never explored maybe unless you do have no i'm just i'm just thinking because i'm such a nightmare like maybe he would want to work with me i think he would yeah he would he's very supportive and amazing i want my sister to write me a song my i gotta tell you my sister was a fucking

songwriter back in her day really she she was the one who was always like she like if if this if you can believe this she was very much like a matt rodgers to my bow and yang now like the dynamic that we have but she was like the you She was the one who would be like, okay, we're doing a fucking talk show. Get ready. Oh my God. That was me in my own home as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the older child thing. It's the older child thing. Did you make Billy perform? Oh yeah, we did. We did lots of stuff. And we have another brother too named Charlie who can also sing. Really?

Charlie Cohen. This fucking Von Trapp in Houston. Yeah, he's not really a performer now, but he's dabbled for sure. And you can't talk about the Von Trapps without talking about the Kaperskis. Yo. You know, the three Kaperski boys.

One of my favorite videos is the three Kaperski boys singing Here Comes the Sun on the piano. Can be found on my Instagram, which is my full name. Right. Every time he comes in here, he is trying to get those Instagram followers, honey.

At Henry Kaperski, I don't blame him. It's his full name, as he is trying to get those Instagram followers, honey. At Henry Kapurski. I don't blame him. It's his full name, as he'll tell you. I think I support it. We're all thirsty for followers. We have to talk about something about the brothers. Did you see Sam's latest comment on my Insta? Yeah.

Okay. So Sam Kapurski, again, another hot, hunky brother who'll make you scream. Sam's obsessed with me. What did Sam say? I posted a photo of me in this cute jumpsuit singing as I do almost daily. He comments,

ooh mommy, heart, wait wait, was it heart eyes or fire? I can't believe we didn't screenshot this. I thought I tagged you. I saw you commenting on his thing saying I was waiting for you Sam. Yes. So that happened first. Sam you're playing with fire I saw you commenting on his thing saying I was waiting for you Sam yes so that happened first

Kat you're playing with fire now you're playing with fire he said umami heart eyes whoa you guys his Instagram handle

is his full name too and he loves gay followers which most of his followers are my friends he did a cover of my song be a bitch to your closest friends is pride wow

do you remember that when we found that? And he did not tag Matt. We found it organically. I think Sam, this is so interesting that Sam loves the gay following because I think Sam is exactly one of those straight boys who loves that,

who loves the gay. Who loves the gay. He loves funny gays. Sam and I get along swimmingly. Sam and I get along. Sam is so sweet. I can't wait to meet him at the altar.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. One time, my friend, he lives in Chicago, and one of my close girlfriends moved to Chicago. And I was like, Sam, why don't you hang out with her? And he was like, all her friends are gay. And I was like, but you love gays. He's like, not these ones. and I was like but you love gays he's like not these ones so it's like

you know I think I have good company everyone always says that about Henry he's got good gays you've curated the gays for him yeah yeah speaking of curation and songwriting and the jimmies and musical performance and Catherine I think it's time

that we hear a number. And I mean a number. From The Twist, She's Gorgeous. Now, can you tell us a little bit about the song you're about to sing? So this is what I would call my origin story. This is the opener to the show. Comes from a real place. And I don't want to say any more, but can I stand?

Yes. Please. Please. When I was a little girl Gazing out my window Looking at the world Wishing time would just go On and on and on

And take me to a new place Where I'd sing a song And meet a fresh face Hey! How do we find our calling? How do we know where we belong? If we harbor enough resentment in our teens We can write a catchy and funny song

Boys never wanted to kiss me So now I do comedy Boys never wanted to kiss me So I need you to look at me Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, oh Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, ooh ooh ooh Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, please please please Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, ooh ooh

Oh, when I was a tweenage girl at the big school dance, I playfully grabbed Andrew's hat and away I pranced. It was a flirty thing, I'd seen one of the skinny hot girls do, but Andrew was just like, give me my hat back. I cried the whole way home. I thought stealing someone's hat was sexy, but now I'm singing in a dimly lit bar Andrew is very fat and has a car Boys never wanted to kiss me So now I do comedy I'll do it anywhere

Boys never wanted to kiss me So I need you, you, you, you to look at me. Seriously, please. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. Please, please. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.

Oh, this is healthy. What I'm doing is healthy. This is a good way to work shit out, yeah For the record, I've met boys who wanna kiss Some even wanna put their dick in my mouth But it's never enough, help! Boys never wanted to kiss me So now I do comedy, I need help

Boys never wanted to kiss me. So now I do comedy, I need help. Boys never wanted to kiss me. So I need all of you to look at me. Seriously, please. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. Oh, I need it. Look at me, look at me, look at me. I'm feeling a void. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. Please, please, please. Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at you Oh, look at me Oh! Catherine! Catherine Cohen. Oh my word.

I mean, that is, the moment I heard that the first time, when the first time I heard that, instant classic. Yeah, no, instant classic for sure. Should we reset Catherine's mic so she can speak to us again? I can just stand. Oh, you want to stand? Well, is that weird? No, stand. Do you care or do you want to sit and be dropped in? I don't care, but can I get a sip of water?

We'll do whatever you want. That is the vocal stylings of someone who drank for two days straight after her show. You sounded phenomenal. You sounded phenomenal. You sounded phenomenal. Phenomenal. Can I ask you a question? Boys were not giving you attention?

Babe, why do you think I'm so magnetic? The boys were not giving me a second of their time. Really? No boy liked me or showed interest in me until I was 18. What is, okay, because this is something that we, is universal. I could talk about this for days. But does like desirability at a young age just make you

boring? Like is that what it is? Where you grow up into like some uncompelling person? Like what is that? You think you're magnetic because you were not desired? Because I was always trying to get people to like me, trying to get them to laugh. Because I had plenty of male friends who were like flirty with me, but wouldn't want anything

more. Oh my God. I had a male friend who would call me every night after school to talk. I know. Babe. What happened to him? He's engaged. To a woman?

Yeah, to a friend. Come on. No. Yeah. Hon, that is my reality now. The boys want to talk to you, but they don't want to kiss you? Or then they'll kiss and they'll be like, hmm, this isn't working. I'm like, okay, fine.

And then they're like, but that's because he bite them. I always tell you, don't bite them then. Because I bites them with my tooth. And then I know, but I say, I'm like, okay, that's fine. Yeah. Like, you know, I don't want to like you know yeah whatever you're comfortable with and then they go but just like you know remember me and like if you guys want to

like if you want to like if I can like hang out with you guys I'm like what yeah no that's that's the thing that happens to him which I hate which I'm like no is when they want to be in the comedy community just hang just ask just come hang out like at a show or something you don't do that I think like the friend group that

all of us are part of is so incredible that as an outsider you'd want in babe. And I would say I would go as far as say that Matt and Bowen are the queen bees. Oh no. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't want to be the queen bee. Not in the mean girl culture way but

in a way that you bring people together is what I'm saying. Thank you. But then I'm not even going to give us that credit because we discussed at length last time we were here when Larry was in the space that Henry was the glue that bound everyone. Henry is the queen bee in a Regina George way. Yes. And that he is blonde.

He is blonde. You don't know. I lived with him for two and a half years. There's a burn book at his apartment. It says cruel things about everyone in the comedy community. And he does have a hot mom. He does have a hot mom.

Which could you even believe? Wait, Diane Penning. Can we talk about Diane Penning? Go ahead, Catherine, take it away. Diane Penning, famous soprano, sang at Cabernet Cabaret and just blew the house down. Like, it was amazing. It was really special.

She was like like she's never like been in a gay club before and so to then just sing really an aria that's beautiful it was fantastic well how did she feel what what did she think i i warned her i was like so people will probably like yell things out while you are singing and stuff but she liked it she she's like okay i can do that that and she loved it and it was really special to like to like

have her perform on my show like growing up she would like have me play like a little Sonatina on her whatever and stuff

I'm into the stage Sonatina but it was beautiful to have her for her first experience at a gay bar gay space to be with you

for a thing that you were sort of running. Yeah, yeah. And I just like want to share. I want to share her like she she's an amazing person, amazing musician. And and I want her to perform for the rest of her life. And it gets harder the older you get and to book work and stuff. And so I feel like here she is at Alan Cummings Club, slaying the house down. Yeah.

This is what I'm talking about. He's such a bitch. He's so mean. Henry's so fucking mean. Such a bitch. But yeah, I was really proud of her. And she loved it and felt really good about it. It was like the whole room was like, and she had us in her palm.

And when I finished, tears instant. I was crying? You just don't get to hear something like that very often. No, she's truly talented. A voice like that is, yeah, otherworldly. Yeah, she has like a,

I always think of her voice as like glass, like smooth glass. Oh, yes. Like beach glass or something. Like beach glass. Something fun like beach glass. Okay, like in Sweet Home Alabama

when the lightning hit the sand. I think about that all the time. Yeah, same. Why do you think about it? I'll tell sand. I think about that all the time. Yeah, same. Why do you think about it? I'll tell you why I think about it. Just because of the

lightning part. You go. Well, because I love the way Reese Witherspoon says the line, so I can kiss you anytime I want.

Yes. I love Reese. You know, when I was walking here, I was thinking of when I did it the first time and probably when I was running here.

Fuck. I was thinking the first time you guys asked about my culture moment. I was thinking of when I did it the first time and probably when I was running here. Fuck. I was thinking the first time you guys asked about my culture moment. I was like, do I have another answer? And I was thinking one of the main cultural moments for me. Anytime there's a movie, a period piece where there's sort of

big dresses and there's a ball and there's a dance and people put their hands up side by side and look at each other. Yes. That's the moment. Wait, I'm going to say a film right now and I want to see how you react. Okay. Ever after. Yes.

100p. Any kind of like, I'm doing a high five position right now. Yes. When two high fives meet and then there's like a like a slow spin around each other. And you never lose eye contact That yes And they have like a coy conversation Yes darling how are you

I'm quite well you look well as well I'm quite well you look well as well That's why I can't write a fucking Merchant Ivory movie bitch That's why Rogers and Yang are never gonna be Merchant Ivory Rogers and Yang I never heard it like that before Rogers and Yang

that's good I don't know if I like it people often call us Bowen and Matt or Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang but not Rogers and Yang which I don't think sounds good that's why we're not

writing a musical together just yet okay yeah I think it's the ethnic part throws it off I'm not saying I'm not like accusing

should it be Yang and Rogers no because it's the Yang that's like it should be yeah Rogers and Yang I'm not saying, I'm not like accusing. Should we be Yang and Rogers? No, because it's the Yang that's like. Ba-da-da-pa. Hmm. It should be ba-da-da-pa. Yeah, Rogers and Yang. Do-da-da-too.

Do-da-da-too. Do-da-da-too. Okay, I have a question. Mm-hmm. I just mentioned Ever After. And I mentioned Reese. And Reese Witherspoon and Drew Barrymore are both in my coven. Which is five actresses that you have that are your ride or dies.

Oh my God. What is all your covens? Mine is Reese, Drew, Kirsten Dunst, Nicole Kidman, and Regina Hall. Those are amazing. I don't know. Okay, I can go next. And I've skipped some really good ones. Go.

It's five. Sandra Oh yes I knew you would say oh sorry say yours again I know other people mine is Reese Witherspoon

Drew Barrymore Nicole Kidman Regina Hall and Kirsten Dunst with Michelle Pfeiffer the empress of them all okay so I will also share

I'll do Sandra Oh I'll also share in Kirsten Dunst I do want to say The empress of them all. Okay, so I will also share. I'll do Sandra. I'll also share in Kirsten Dunst. I do want to say Rosemary DeWitt. Wow, bitch. That is not true. I mean, I don't,

because now I don't want to pick the obvious ones. Well, you're obviously not ready. Come. Parker Posey. Parker! Definitely in the mix for me. Wow, Catherine O'Hara is a pretty legendary one too. Oh Posey. Parker! Definitely in the mix for me. Wow, Catherine O'Hara is a pretty legendary one too, Catherine. Because once you open that door, it's a long

hallway, bitch. I see a lot. Catherine must have been an inspiration. Oh my god. Can you imagine? You really are. You're like Catherine O'Hara and Parker Posey married and got a good voice. That is the best thing I could ever hear. Yeah. You really are like them.

I can't wait to be in a movie. I mean, it's like, let's fucking go. We need it. Let's fucking go. We need it. Who are your influences? Oh, whoa. I don't know. Who do you love?

Right now? Yeah. Like, what, like, because you just kind of step into this new Catherine. Yeah. It's like two-year-old thing. Yeah, you're right. You know what I mean? Like, what, what?

It was brewing. Yeah. What edged you into that? I'm trying to think if there's like a moment or an image. It's like, it's more like a feeling than a person. It's like silk. It's the idea of lime green next to hot pink. Yeah.

But in a way that's fun. Yes, I hear you, bitch. Can I just be annoying and say it's like, it's like Carole King meets Bridget Everett. It's like, it's like Bridget, but like a touch wholesome. It's not like,

it's not like she's like shaking her tits in your face, her tits in your face, which is Bridget's like, thing, which is Bridget, which is like her beautiful, fantastic trademark. And like, what an icon. But like with Catherine, it's like,, which is Bridget, which is like her beautiful, fantastic trademark. And like,

yeah, what an icon. But like with Catherine, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's such a cool,

like convergence of different things. You gotta go to the show. You gotta, you gotta go to the show at hose hub, AKA Joe's pub, the twist. She's gorgeous on July 31st. Now,

before we get into another song, I don't want to take the coven question away from Henry. Do you have your coven? I can think of a few. My favorite actress in the world is Mary Steenburger and Steve Jobs.

Oh, yes. Mary makes sense for you. That's beautiful. I could watch her do anything. Like, she's my favorite. Yeah. Did you see Book Club? No, I haven't yet.

She was really great in Book Club. She was great in it and she made me cry at the end, which is saying something about her acting ability

because the plot line they gave her was so pathetic she had a terrible plot line but her and even her and stepbrothers

I thought was so sweet so nice my favorite Mary Steenburgen am I saying her name right I think so Steenburgen my favorite moment

of hers of all time is an elf at the end when she tries to sing Santa Claus is Coming to Town and her voice cracks and it makes me cry. I've seen that movie

a billion times. It makes me cry every time. She goes up for the high part in the bridge and it cracks. She tries. She recalls your mom, Henry. That's why.

Maybe. They look alike. They have a similar vibe. I think it's Mary's. It truly is Mary's speaking voice even that I think lends her that sweetness,

that watchable quality. Yeah. And then on Curb Your Enthusiasm it's Mary's it truly is Mary's speaking voice even that I think lends her that sweetness that like that watchable quality yeah and then and on her enthusiasm when she improvises you really see who she is

and or I assume who she is I just love her yeah and then I love Courtney Cox is my favorite

oh you love you love Courtney he's a Courtney guy I love it I loved Cougar Town Cougar Town was good wait okay I'm gonna add

I'm gonna add fucking Lisa to mine Lisa Kudrow yeah oh Lisa happy to leave out Lisa yeah you

Lisa and you Catherine I worship the altar of the comeback yes it's truly amazing television I think about it almost every day

Jane yeah Jane so good the second season perfect cry it was the finale is one of the best finales I've ever seen takes your breath away Yeah. Shane? So good. The second season. Perfect. Cry.

It was, that finale is one of the best finales I've ever seen. Takes your breath away. Her husband in that is hot to me. Yeah, he is hot. Oh yeah, totally. Who's his name? You know, I'm losing his name, but his name is Mark in the show.

When I see him in anything else, I'm like, he's hot to me. Yeah, yeah. He was at Cody B casting with me once in a waiting room oh really I love that

he seemed nice him and what's his face John Slattery's wife were there together and they were catching up and I was like these are two

John Slattery's wife oh yeah from Mad Men from Mad Men oh she's great she's awesome she's amazing she's on Divorce now

yeah yeah she's on Divorce I like her famously I've watched Divorce I've like her. I've watched Divorce. I've watched Divorce. I like Divorce. I liked it too. Honestly, and I'm going to add Sarah Jessica.

Love Sarah Jessica. Love Sarah Jessica. Could watch her do anything. I love Sarah Jessica. Did you see that Kim Cattrall did monologues at ASCAP? I did. Whoa. No, wait.

She's a major influence. Yes, that makes sense. And again, I was talking to someone recently who said they had never seen Sex and the City and that is truly something that is not okay. That's not okay.

No, you have to see it. Even if it doesn't necessarily hold up the best, people don't understand those four... The impact. Those four are turning great performances in.

Throughout. The fact that the Kim Cattrall thing didn't get one note after literally three episodes is a testament. She kept it interesting. It's a testament. I love it.

I love that fucking show. That show's amazing. I was just re-watching a bunch of it because everyone was talking about it for the 20th anniversary. Yes, yes, yes.

So I'm deep in it. So sad that that had to be marred in such controversy. You know what I mean? They couldn't all come out. Enough. Wait, what do you mean enough? With the drum.

With the drum. With the drum. With the drum. The girl fight. Well, yeah, but you're saying like you don't care? Oh, it just doesn't affect me. I'm just like the show. Yeah. This is groundbreaking, but their feud doesn't affect me.

Oh my God. That's an interesting thought. No. Well, and do you have any more? I love Drew as well. I love Cate Blanchett. Cate Blanchett's very talented. Very talented.

Good choice. And Emma Watson. What? Well, Emma, I feel is amazing, but I do believe that, I don't know, the Beauty and the Beast thing. Oh, no, Beauty and the Beast was bad,

but I just love her in... She is Hermione Granger, honey. No doubt about that. Yeah, and she's good in Wallflower too oh Wallflower go I have one to add

and it's just that forever Bridget Jones's Diary is a perfect movie and so I have to give a little bit of a kiss kiss a little chef's kiss to Renee

you know what who we've lost you know what I fucking love who we've lost what I fucking love Bridget Jones The Edge of Reason oh

like a perfect sequel. Really? Beat for beat the same. Oh, yeah. I mean, there's a terrible problematic part. That shit is crazy. She gets arrested in Thailand and she has to like talk to all these poor Thai prisoners. And she's like, I'm British.

I'm white. Like, it's insane. What? Unacceptable now. Never mind. I take it back. Bridget Jones, the actor,

Brayden sucks. In general, the Bridget Jones, the whole thing is for me. It's for you. Okay. I do want to add really quickly. Renee's amazing.

I want to really quickly add to mine, Niecy Nash. Niecy. Wait, have you guys watched Claws? I hear I got to watch Claws. I hear it's amazing. We got to watch.

I hear that Claws is amazing. And then you think about the cast and you're like, yeah, of course it's amazing. We gotta watch. I hear that Claus is amazing, and then you think about the cast and you're like, yeah, of course it's amazing. It's Carrie Preston. Do you know Carrie Preston? Yeah, of course, of course. Carrie Preston is Michael Emerson, who was Ben on Lost. His wife, who was Arlene on True Blood. You must know Carrie Preston.

I know the name. Yeah, okay, well she's very good, and she's on Claus, and Niecy's on Claus, and then the rest of the cast is really good too. Oh, you know who's on Claus? Karuchi Tran. Who's that? Chris Brown's ex-girlfriend after Rihanna. Oh, dang. And now she's like a successful actress, and it's

like a turn for Karuchi. Mmm, turn for Karuchi. Okay, I think it's time. Can we all just turn and glare at HPJ, who dared pour water in HPJ? No, it's fine. Who dared pour water in his cup? No, it is this episode. All right, so is it time for Catherine Collins?

I think it's time. Now tell us about this next song you're going to do. So this is what critics and fans alike are calling the song of the summer. Don't know if you heard or if you hang on every word I say But I got something I'ma share so listen up, eh, eh The weather's getting hot and I am also ready to play So listen up and I'll tell you how you can make my day Make my day. Make my day.

Events, events, I want to go to events. Please invite me to your events. Events, events, I want to go to events. Take me to your events. Don't know if you know, but it is dawn that I am just perfect. To take to a red carpet where you must repeat and step. I know the poses. Yes, you know I slay the skinny arm because I've hated my arms since I was a preteen. Thank you, patriarchy.

Events, events, I want to go to events. My life is hard. I need to go to events. Events, events, I need to go to events to escape my life. Cocktail dress, champagne flute, Uber, Lyft, Via, sure, dress code listed at the door, don't worry, I've done this before, people will send me shit for free, friends say I look like fat ass in brie, but they mean it in a nice way. Yes, they definitely mean it in a nice way Oh, events Take me to your events Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Screech Don't insult me Be a good host No Facebook in that Only paperless post If you ask me for my mailing address It will get lost

I must confess because I move So much Because I can't afford Rent Events, events And when I go to events please please so much because I can't afford rent. Events, events, I want to go to events. Please, please, I need to go to events. Events, events, invite me to events. To escape my life, I need

to go to an event. To fill the void that is inside. Go to an event with me. Please, I'll go to an event. Wow. It makes you feel like you, like my schedule isn't full enough. That is truly a song for this generation.

I think, okay, do you feel as you get older that you have less FOMO or more? Less. Okay, of course. I mean, that's a redundant question in some way. Less. I don't care as much that I don't go to stuff.

I just know at this point, like most events are the same. Like they're fun. Yes. And I'm going to connect with my friends, but I can connect with them tomorrow. But it's also about like now that I'm dating someone, it's just a different vibe. Like when I was single, I was like,

if I don't fuck tonight, I will die. And now it's like, y'all know she fucking every night. I only get it one day, one weekend a year, and that's pride. I literally never have FOMO until this pride year. And every pride, it's like, because you want it to be, because you feel like you deserve to have that like fun filled every minute is fun weekend and then when it's not that and like you're kind of figuring out plans it's kind of like oh no i'm wasting this weekend and it's not the one to waste it's stressful i guess i will say around big events like that where it's like oh if i'm if

i don't go to a barbecue on the fourthth of July I'm trash like that kind of thing everyone's doing the same thing that's fun whereas it's like oh we're all going out to this bar tonight you want to come I'm like no but if I see a photo on social like it's gonna hurt my feelings like even if I decide not to go I see a photo

and I'm like want to die oh my god I mean it's yeah I mean, it's, yeah. I mean, that's the culture, baby. Was it a negative experience that caused you to write that song? And if so, who left you out? Oh, good question.

No, I just, I love dressing up and wearing amazing outfits. And if you don't have an event to go to, like, I mean, I'll dress up for a normal day, but I treat our Wednesday show like a fashion show. I always try and bring a look. It's fun. What about re-wearing looks? What's

your stance on? Go for it. But then what's the turnover for new stuff? It's also tough if you re-wear a look, you're like, well, no, I can't post to sew. Yes, that's the thing. I have one shirt I'm really liking right now and I feel like it's made an appearance in a lot of posts. And I get, I will say every time I wear something

and Dave Mazzoni sees me in it more than once, he's like, oh, this shirt's making another appearance. This shirt's in heavy rotation. He makes comments. Because they're his. Well, no, they are not all his. Sometimes they are his, because I frequently get hammy-duns from him.

But oftentimes, it'll just be a nice shirt shirt and I know he knows that I like it. So he calls me out. Keeps me in check. Yeah, I just try and buy new stuff constantly. And as a very wealthy woman with a full-time job, that's easy for me. Yeah, right, right, right. You know, the thing is in these streets, it's like you have to just, maybe sometimes

you wear something open when it wasn't before with a tank underneath or dress it up with a different pant. I wear lots of Goodwill. I get big hauls of fun stuff and see what happens. What about footwear? Oh, my God. Oh, I just love

a chunky shoe I mean I can't walk in heels it's impossible for everyone for everyone no matter your gender thank you

thank you do you think if all my heels on my shoes are like popping off that that is my fault or do you think that that is

the shoe like okay the back of my shoes like the heel will come attached that that is my fault or do you think that that is the shoe? Like, okay. The back of my shoes, like the heel will come attached from the, disattached from the sole. Is that because I'm walking too hard? Should I have more shoes?

How long have you had the shoes? Hmm. I think it's a cheap shoe that I'm buying. I'm sorry. I just had to talk this out with my sisters. You do have a springy gait, I guess. Is it, are you rubbing your heels a little too much?

You're scuffing the heel a little too much? It could be that I'm scuffing the heel a little bit too much. Don't talk to me about footwear. You wear sandals in this city. You will go out into the- There's nothing wrong with sandals?

No, no, no. I wash my feet when I get home. But think about the amount of filth I pick up on the feet. Oh, there's filth everywhere. There's filth everywhere. But isn't it a safety hazard? Like, like.

I mean, there is like, yeah, broken glass everywhere. But, you know, you keep an eye out for it. I have thick sandals, too. And you know what's amazing? And then if you're at the beach, you wear some Tevas. I love Tevas. What's Tevas? It's like water sandals. Yeah. And then if you're at the beach, you wear some Tevas. I love Tevas. What's Tevas?

Water sandals. La Taratu. You can wear them in the city. They have a platform. La Taratu. What I want is those Grecian sandals that cover the whole foot and the back of the heel. Now, Bowen, you're an outdoorsman. Do you have a Chaco?

Do I have a what? Chaco. Ch watto chaco chacos chacos chacos are advanced tivas they have a great feeling you guys don't know what i'm talking about no as someone who went to christian summer camp in arkansas i have a few pairs and you guys should check it out tacos you get a fun chaco tan that's all crisscross on your foot this is awesome. I thought you were making, it was another Cath Co. Yeah, Choco sounds like. You're going to love it.

Choco is okay, baby. Do you spend a lot of time in Colorado in the summer? No. You know what? This is the thing now where everyone's like, you go to Colorado a lot. I'm like, I know, but it's just my parents were always like, come back. No, I love it. I go home all the time. I know, but I'm starting to feel like they see me enough.

And then maybe one day I'll look back and I'll be like, dang, I wish I had gone back more. I want to see my parents every day. You've got Murph. I know, my dog. Now, not that gender matters for Murphy. He's a boy. He's a boy.

Sometimes I thought Murphy was a girl. I know, he's so elegant. So elegant. Boys can be elegant. That's what we're learning. Could be named after Murphy Brown. Could be named thought Murphy was a girl. I know, he's so elegant. So elegant. But boys can be elegant. That's what we're learning. Could be named after Murphy Brown. Could be named after Murphy Brown. Yes.

Murphy is a truly, everyone has to go check out Murphy's Instagram. What's the handle? Oh my God. My dad will be so thrilled. It's called Everybody Loves Murphy. Yes. Let me make sure that's right. And Murphy is, what's the breed?

Irish setter. An Irish setter. So elegant. Yeah. Gorgeous ears. Long ears. Always groomed. So my dad had one growing up.

And so for his birthday one year, we surprised him with Murphy. And Murphy was so small and was the same color as the wood floor in our house. So my dad didn't notice him. We were all looking like this. And he's like, what? Who died? I was like, look down. That's beautiful. I know. He's so sweet murphy's invisible everybody loves murphy check him out everybody loves murphy

at everybody loves murphy i'm happy that you and murphy are getting instagram followers today and sam and sam and sam kapursk so everyone i feel that it might be time to move on to our classic segment which is called I Don't Think So Honey and did you forget that you were supposed to do one yes I knew it

so did we you came prepared no I did not you came prepared with the songs but not the topics wow that's okay

you're going last it's fine you will go last and of course Henry we offer the opportunities for you to I Don't Think So Honey as well

and Henry you've never passed up the chance to I Don't Think So Honey yeah well. And Henry, you've never passed up the chance to I Don't Think So Honey. Yeah, nothing's coming to mind right now. Maybe a troll bowl. Ooh. Henry's never done the troll bowl. Henry Caperski doing the troll bowl.

I should challenge my dress. That's history, honey. Okay. And Henry, it's hard for Henry to go negative in general, but to go negative on a beloved thing. We'll see. I want to try. Well, he's done it before with Katrina Rogers herself.

Oh, yes. Like I said, he's a bitch. There's a burn book in the bedroom, I'm telling you. Okay, in the bedroom. Now, it sounds like you're ready with something, Matt. So how about you go first? This is Matt Rogers' I Don't Think So Honey. His time starts now.

I Don't Think So Honey, Captain Crunch. Okay, so first of all, It's sweetened corn and oats I wouldn't dare do that to milk Okay You're disgusting And guess what You are nowhere near At the top of the list

Of favorite cereals I'm talking about Raisin Bran bitch And yes I do bravely mention Raisin Bran Before number two for me Which is Honey Nut Cheerios Even regular Cheerios

Are better than Captain Crunch Sweetened corn and oats Are you serious I'm not understanding Number two for me, which is Honey Nut Cheerios. Even regular Cheerios are better than Captain Crunch. Sweetened corn and oats. Are you serious? I'm not understanding Captain Crunch. I don't understand what makes it so mass market. It is everywhere. Before I was in the supermarket, there was Captain Crunch up there.

And where was Honey Nut Cheerios and where was Raisin Bran? It was nowhere to be found. Also, I am not just coming for the physical material that makes up the cereal itself. I will also be coming for the mascot, honey. Captain Crunch, you are an old white man at sea and that is a metaphor as well as a literal description

of who you are. You are at sea, bitch. Captain Crunch, how about Captain Never? I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute. How about Captain Never? My favorite cereal

no delicious you got to be kidding and I drink the milk I drink the milk after every wait what is it

okay Fruity Pebbles Fruity Pebbles is maybe the only other one that I just don't understand I only will eat if there's the berries yeah I'll eat it both ways but I love the berries

Captain Crunch and berries there's little oops all berries oops all berry balls and berries? Oops, all berries. Berry balls. And there is an Oops, all berries. It's really good. It's also like $13 a box. Wait, wait, so it's the Captain Crunch brand,

and it says Oops, all berries, so there's no sweetened corn and oats, it's only berries? That's cheating. It's two opposite ends of the spectrum. In the middle, there's the sweetened oats and the berries. Okay. The sweetened corn and the berries. Well, the brand is all over the place.

That's true. It just feeds my I Don't Think So Honey even more. I Don't Think So Honey Captain Grunge. I was going to do I Don't Think So Honey Sandals in the City, but I think that it can work. You've convinced me that it can work. Sure, sure. I can do something.

Yes, I hope that you can. Okay. All right, this is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey as Time Starts Now. I Don't Think So Honey coasters, and by coasters, I mean coasters that you would use on a coffee table or any surface to protect what?

Your cheap-ass varnish, bitch? No. That never happens. There has never been a forceful application of a glass or a cup on a surface to ever affect the surface and the varnish to dent it. That is, this is a myth.

This is a myth propagated by big coasters, which is an industry that is toxic and corporate, honey. 30 seconds. Coasters are sponsored by guess what? Halliburton bitch. Look it up. It's true.

Every coaster you buy Halliburton is behind it. And they're giving that money to Tucker Carlson himself. Tucker Carlson, who fucked Julie Bowen, bitch. I'm out here to sexually shame Julie Bowen because she always goes on Fox & Friends. Do not have any sympathy for Julie Bowen, people. She is the devil. She made fun of Sofia Vergara when she was just starting out. Was racist. So Julie Bowen, Tucker

Carlson, coasters. The coasters are a myth. That's one minute. Explain the Julie Bowen and Tucker Carlson thing because I don't understand what this is. So what happened was. And this is fact checked? This is fact checked. Tucker Carlson and Julie Bowen had an extramarital affair. And at some

point they were like, we're going to leave. We're going to leave them. We're going to leave them. We're going to get, we're going to get married, whatever. Julie Bowen divorces from her husband. Tucker Carlson gets cold feet and doesn't divorce from his wife.

What a Tucker Carlson thing. So now, but like whatever, I do not feel bad for her. Where did this come from? This information, like just blind items, but like,

I believe them, bitch. And she's on Fox and friends. They come from? This information, like just blind items, but like, I believe them, bitch. And she's on Fox and friends. They're looking up on YouTube, bitch. She's, she regularly makes appearances on Fox and friends. She's a fucking idiot.

As is everybody else who goes on Fox and friends or watches Fox and friends. Yeah. It's really not a good zone. So there's, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not being sex negative here. I'm not shaming Julie Bowen for her sexual choices,

but I mean, maybe yes. Like who would, who would fuck Tucker Carlson honestly in their right fucking mind. But also it's fine. There's no tolerance for the intolerant. Otherwise you do let intolerance win there. There you go.

No tolerance for the intolerant. I can't believe they hook up. Anyway. And Julie Bowen, you look up the interviews with Julie Bowen fucking mocking Sofia Vergara's accent when Modern Family first came out.

And I was like, who the, what are you doing? Oh, was she really doing that? She was like, oh, she was just doing a Sofia Vergara, I'm not going to do one. I was about to.

She was doing Sofia Vergara impressions on fucking Chelsea Handler. And then, and then like Chelsea was like, ugh, stop. She did? Chelsea said that? Maybe not. Maybe, I don't know.

Chelsea wasn't woke back then. You have your own narrative. She's performatively woke now. I will fact check this whole story. Anyway. I, cause I typed in Tucker Carlson, Julie Bowen and couldn't find anything. Oh, no, no, no. You weren't searching hard enough, babe.

Okay. Okay. I'll search harder. All right. Let's have, what are we thinking? Is it going to be Henry? Let's go to Henry first. Okay.

Do you want me to go? Do you want me to go and then you do both? Do you have one? I think I have one. Oh. I wish I remembered this, but I'm just going to let it fly.

Oh, that's the best. Okay. Okay, this is Catherine Cohen's I Don't Think So, Honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. You the world who say you don't like cellulite.

Are you fucking kidding me? Everyone has cellulite. Yes. I kidding me? Everyone has cellulite. I see you looking at my thighs when I go running. It's because you like it. Because there's texture. Because there's something to work with.

You the world. You the world. I went to college. I didn't have any cellulite. I wore jeans for six months. When I took my jeans off, something had shifted. I had a landscape,

a gorgeous landscape painting of little bumps and hills. And that is beautiful. The world, you, the world. Have you seen a painting? Most are bumpy. I love a painting. I once had a boyfriend, told me, told me. My gut looked like an old painting and I knew what he meant.

I'm like one of those ladies. I'm soft and squishy and you the world are trying to tell me I should be airbrushed. Five seconds. You should say I should get a tan

to cover my cellulite, bitch. It is here to stay. Rumble, rumble in my leggings. That's one minute. Rumble, rumble in my leggings. You the world.

It is here to stay. I think rumble, rumble in my leggings is a is here to stay I think rumble rumble In my leggies is a rule of culture I think it's Rule of culture number 71 Rumble rumble in my leggies It is here to stay now you the world Is another indelible Catherine Cohen Catchphrase you the world you should

Figure that in to seek treatment yes You the world is a segment when you address the public You the world we need that Write that down, HPJ. We're giving you free ideas, baby. That was beautiful, Catherine. I think off the cuff is exactly what someone like you thrives in. I really do feel, I mean, maybe it's in my head,

but I feel like when I wear shorts and I'm jogging, like people look at my cellulite. How do they know they're not looking at your butt? My butt isn't my best feature. My boobs are better. You heard it here first. It has to be one or the other and that is what's beautiful about our world. Are you a boob guy

or a butt guy? Ew, ew, ew, ew. Kill me. Kill me. But also, you know, gay men too, they have those discussions. Straight men aren't the only filthy, disgusting people. Also, gay men are they have those discussions straight men aren't the only filthy disgusting people also gay men are gross

absolutely yeah do you have a troll bowl topic well I'm gonna leave that up to Bowen Yang who has his phone out I don't have the troll bowl topic okay well I'll look through the troll bowl topic do you have a note I have a note list which has many troll bowl topics

I'm nervous don't be nervous. In fact, I'll go easy on you. Here, the vixen. Just kidding. Oh my god. That should be in there. I have a good one, Henry.

Your... Sorry. It's okay. He needs water to live. It's for me, actually. How dare you. Henry Kapurski. It's okay. He needs water to live. It's for me, actually. Oh! I'm Dario. Okay. Henry Kapurski,

your I don't think so, honey troll bull topic is paparazzi regulation. What? And your time starts now. Okay. I don't think so, honey. Paparazzi regulation, which must be people that are trying to stop the paparazzi from harassing celebrities.

Correct. If you're going to be famous and have a lot of money, you should be open to the idea that people are going to take pictures of you. And you should be grateful that you have all that money and that people are buying what you're selling. What about kids? Oh, yeah. and what about kids and paparazzi oh yeah and if you have a kid you should have never revealed a photo of them

in the first place so a paparazzi wouldn't know what they look like to begin with so when I have a daughter

I will never let a picture of her be uploaded anywhere ever until she wants that yes and

she can decide if she wants to be seeked out by the paparazzi. So paparazzi regulation is, we don't need it. Keep going. Five seconds. Being a celebrity is probably really easy. And that's one minute.

I told you, he's evil. Being a celebrity is easy. Who has ever said that? He wants the paparazzi to run amok. I like how he assumes A, definitely going to have a daughter. Two, she definitely will be a star. And I stand by both of those statements. No, my daughter is

going to, she's going to be amazing. You've always talked about wanting a daughter. I know, it's the sweetest thing in the world. And not a son. Well, you can make that choice. What are you thinking adoption absolutely adoption yes the more I

yes the more I think about the more adoption but talk about it I just there are so many kids out there with no parents exactly

and I feel like as people that don't want to procreate like it's maybe that's our purpose yes

for many of our purposes yes and then if you want to do what's it called surrogate then no if you want to do some uh what's it called surrogate that's beautiful you want to pass on your lineage oh that's wonderful but i feel like my purpose is to take a child a girl probably yes or um yeah there you go see i think it's irresponsible to bring your own child into this world and you heard it here first. Quote me. Wow. You say it's okay to have surrogate.

You say it's irresponsible to add to the population. And that's why you go into well Henry and I might be opposed on this one issue but we agree on adoption. Yes.

I guess with the surrogate thing I'm truly indifferent. No, no, no. With the surrogate thing no, no. I agree. I truly don't care. I might even do surrogacy

if it comes down to it Catherine and I have an announcement we are expecting we're expecting a natural baby we had sex at Ho's Hub right after our last show

that we did together stop have on I have a real question can you see me as mommy yes oh that's nice

I never think of it that way I think you'd be a great mom oh absolutely it's just something I think about a lot do I want kids or not we'll find out I would love

for you to be around my daughter a lot I feel like your daughter will be the luckiest lady in the world she will be she'll be treated like a princess

as all young girls should be good wow he's crying his icy heart is melted oh my god so mean his heart's crawling out of his chest oh my god Oh my God, so mean. His heart's crawling

out of his chest. Oh my God, put it back out. Put it back in. That's disgusting. Go to the hospital. Go to the hospital already. So this has been a fabulous episode

of Last Culture Races and we're going to have one more performance ahead of Catherine Cohen's show. The twist? She's gorgeous. On July 31st.

Bowen, final comments and exaltation to Catherine. Tell her. We, Matt and I, go on every show, every podcast, whatever, every meeting, and people ask, who's exciting right now? Who really inspires you? Every time without fail, Catherine's name comes up. Yes. We love you so much.

And I always say, my favorite show in New York every week, which you can literally see every week. For free. Catherine's name comes up. Yes. And I always say my favorite show in New York every week, which you can literally see every week, which is for free. That's crazy to me that there's a show every single week for free that these two. But the heart. Tony. And they put their hearts on it.

And it's Cabernet Cabaret every Wednesday night at 8pm at Club Cumming. You can always expect to see exciting talent doing exciting things. Well, thank you so much. Both of you, all three of you, everyone in this room, you inspire me and I love you so much. Thanks for having me. And of course, we thank HPJ and HER. Hot Engineer Ronnie.

Hot Engineer Ronnie. I love them. And this is going to be Henry Kapurski accompanying Catherine. And Catherine, tell us a little bit about this song before we do it. And I want to make it clear,

Henry and I write all our songs together. Yes. So it's sort of, we share the composition Yes. credit. I come in with the lyrics,

he comes in with the music. It's a match made in heaven. I love it. In heaven. In heaven. Thank you for calling us. So this last song is a song about my journey

and that's all I want to say yikes of course I joined Equinox. That's the gym where the ads are. Just porn. I joined Equinox. Yeah, I pay a lot.

I want it to be hot I want it to be so thin You'd worry about me Is that bad to say? I guess I don't give a shit Why are these moms hotter than me? I should be the one who looks like she's 23 Why are these moms hotter than me?

Why am I the one with stretch marks on my flat ass? I never even had a kid And these moms have kids and abs. And I bet their kids have abs. And I've never even seen my abs. I know I'll look back one day. And I don't like a ride. But for now, I'm just gonna come in.

Wow. It's got so cold in here. Burr. It got so cold in here. Burr. Why are these moms hotter than me? I should be the one who looks like she's 23. Why are these moms hotter than me? Why am I the one with cellulite on my arms?

I thought that was just for thighs. Anyways, I'm hungry. Bye. Katharina Koina! Thank you so much. And Henry Kapersk. katharina and henry well we end every episode in a song that was a we're not gonna beat that or are we

oh say can you see bye no we can't we can't we can't forever dog this has been a Forever Dog production. Executive produced by Brett Boehm, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, please visit foreverdogpodcasts.com and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team and liking our page on Facebook. I'm Julian Edelman. I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football.

Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're gonna find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999, five-year-old Cuban boy Elian Gonzalez was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.

Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Sheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, we're talking about the real obstacles women face day to day. Because no matter who you are, there are levels to what we experience as women. And T and I have no problem going there. Listen to Levels to This with Cheryl Swoops and Tarika Foster-Brasby, an iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports. today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate

delusional dreamer. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me,

you won't want to miss this one.