Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “Me Gonna Watch” (w/ D’Arcy Carden)

Episode Date: April 19, 2017

WEST COAST CULTURE!!! It's no longer an oxymoron when the Las Culturistas are in town, HONEY. Matt and Bowen kick off their LA residency with RESPLENDENT comedian/actress and AVOWED fan of the pod, D'ARCY CARDEN (The Good Place, Broad City). Darcy and the Culturistas smoke candy cigarettes and talk dog Instas, Harry Styles, Big Little Lies, and so much MORE. This ep clocks MILEAGE, honey. Where will it take you? How about BACKSTAGE at a Huey Lewis and the News concert circa 1985! How about FRONT AND CENTER on THE RIDE, NYC's premiere interactive comedy tour bus! How about two stops too far on the subway cause you're laughing your DAMN HEAD OFF and you lost track of space and time! Listen to love it. #kissingfuckingrulesLAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. I have to take a deep breath. Take it. You know, we're in a new city. This is seminal. This is huge. Not only is this the first recording session of a Forever Dog LA podcast. Trailblazers. This is our first Lost Culture Eastus in LA.

Yeah. Yeah. We're doing a string of Eppies in LA. We've got some great guests lined up. And let me tell you, there's a lot of differences between Los Angeles and New York City. I don't know if you guys know this. Maybe you should get your pens and papers out. Come on.

Maybe later we'll go through them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a debate to be had. Absolutely. And a debate that has not ever been trod before. I think so i don't think so what are your differences you know what no i will say this i noticed this two different people said mentioned uh jurassic park as a thing and yeah is that an la thing and you know what they said it to my face because i think they were trying to like lure me in and i think i think they thought that jurassic park would be

like a buzzword for me. But no. But it hasn't worked. But it was our friend Amanda who was driving us. And she was like, yeah, sometimes it just feels like Jurassic Park here. With all the nature and the lushness. And Billy mentioned Jurassic Park. And Billy mentioned Jurassic Park. But then Guy mentioned Jurassic Park last night, too.

So there's been more than two. There's been three. This is the first time. I've been here enough times to know what the deal is. But this is the first time I've continually heard this reference. enough times to like know what the deal is but this is the first time i've like yeah continually heard this reference la is is la sorna is la sorna which is the name of the island right in the first park oh and in jurassic world and jurassic park i think it is la is lost world guys we have such a good guest the sunshine is in the room oh come on i mean this actually is a moment in time and we'll get into it. But come on, you know, you know, our guest.

You've seen her. As Janet on The Good Place. Janet on The Good Place. I'm sorry. I stepped on that. It's okay. We're excited. We're so excited.

You know our guest. You know. As Gemma on Broad City. You know. You know. And guys, she's going to be in a new show and we'll talk about this in a bit. Upcoming. Upcoming.

But there's going to be even more. Ooh. There's going to be even more new show, and we'll talk about this in a bit. Upcoming. Upcoming. But there's going to be even more. Ooh. There's going to be even more to be gagged for. Oh, absolutely. Guys, please welcome Darcy Carden. Hi, boys. Wow, this is amazing. I'm so, you know how happy I am.

I'm so happy to be here that I emailed you, can we make it earlier? Because I want more time with you. And we actually got up early. Yeah. We said to ourselves last night, we should get up early right we woke up at 8 35 welcome to LA that's what we do here but you know what though isn't that a real thing where it's just like and actually in New York you know it's become nicer weather right for all of our LA listeners like it's gotten nicer over there in New York so Henry and I have started opening the window love that and sleeping with the

window open and also not closing the blinds I think that's a healthy way to wake up and you naturally wake up and you just feel happier what's your morning regimen now? what is it? my husband Jason and I we were living in kind of a cave of a place where we would really sleep in

and it was super dark in our room and then we moved to this place with all windows and light and sun. And we wake up when the sun hits our damn face. Come on. So plus when our dog like licks us awake. Penny. Oh my God.

Penny is a star. Penny is the sweetest. I can watch a Penny Instagram story all the doodah day. Thank you. And I'm glad because that's all I do is Instagram her all the goddamn doodaday. But thank you. That's fine. I want it.

Good. That's all I want. Good. It's Penny content. Good. And you know, if you don't want to touch the screen, it moves past quickly. Swipe it. Yeah.

Yes. That's the thing about social media is there's always more of it. There's always more. Not to say that we'd ever want to move on from Penny. No. But you could if you weren't feeling Penny in that moment. Yes. Yes.

Guys, I just want to say we've had listeners like, quote unquote, like thank us for pointing them in the direction of like Brynn videos or...

Yeah, the Brynnstagrams. The Brynnstagrams or... He's a baby. ...of like certain guests' work. But I want to say, and please watch The Good Place in Broad City,

of course, but also go on Darcy's Instagram, watch all these Penny Instagram stories. Check out Penny. Check out Penny, baby. Thank you so much. Yes, let's absolutely be watching Penny all the time. Penny is the content. She is

what we need. And she does make my life so much better. She is such a good girl. She's a rescue dog? Rescue dog. Would it make you happy for tens of thousands of people to like all of a sudden, like if you woke up one day and like all of a sudden your dog was a phenomenon. Yeah. Would that make you happy or would that freak you out? I think it would freak me out. It's funny, like I think of a sudden like if you woke up one day and like all of a sudden your dog was a phenomenon yeah

would that make you happy or would that freak you out I think it would freak me out it's funny like I think of her as like a shy person so I feel like she's really not loving the camera

so I feel like she would be weirded out by it but I do like it a lot when like we take her to this little daycare and when they like her like I like it when like what you're saying right now

that you like her yeah that makes me very happy. They get fans. Yeah. That's, we had Beth Newell on the show and like her children, we talked about them on the podcast. And then a friend of mine was like, I feel like, like now I'm like a fan of her children.

Yeah. And I was like, that's crazy. Like, should that be, is that weird? Is that, that's social media, bitch? That is what it is, bitch. You know what? You sign a contract when you put them on social. That's right. You can weird? Is that social media, bitch? That is what it is, bitch. You know what? You sign a contract when you put them on social. That's right.

You can always be private. Yeah. And if you're not, you're getting watched. Yeah, you're getting watched for sure. Okay, rule number 275. I was waiting. I don't know. I don't know.

Rule number 275 of culture. You're on social. You're being watched. Thank you. Thank you. Wait, Darcy is like're being watched. Thank you. Thank you. Wait, Darcy is like getting us back into the groove of naming rules. And she even initiated that one. Yeah, I did.

You guys, I'm such a fan of the goddamn pod. I can't believe. You know what? Yeah, what? I see that you brought these candy cigarettes here. So I feel like let's crack them open. And let's do this all right so this is darcy carden on lost cultural recess and tip of the tip of the hat tip of the hat tip of the imaginary hat

thank you so much and we should cheers our little cigarettes and we should cheers them this is amazing and cheers wow and everyone at home if you guys happen to have candy cigarettes you can this is the time this is the time when you get them out. What's the best practices for eating this? Knowing myself, I'm going to nibble at it. Yeah. But I'm happy that we have these, but I will say I thought they were the ones with like the paper. These are just like sticks of chalk.

Just, yeah. And we're going to eat them and it's going to be great. But do you remember the ones with paper around and you could blow out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? They were like the state of the art ones. It was. So it was exactly this, but there was paper

and then I guess like powder in the paper. So when you blew out, you got a puff of smoke and you were like six years old and you were like, I'm a fucking bad bitch. I'm like a badass. Okay, so did you do jawbreakers when you were little? Like those jawbreakers that you

licked and you get to the very colorful inside? Those aren't for me. I know them, but they're not for me you think they're gonna be for you right and you're like you look at them and you're like oh my god right that's a gag i want that candy forever but and and that's the thing is like you realize like wow it really takes a long time to eat this also overrated candy apples oh never been a fan but i mean i've tried it interesting do you love i know you know what it's tried it. Interesting. Do you love? No, you know what? It's not like an emphatic love either. I can see you liking caramel apples.

I like caramel apples. Are you a gummy girl? Wait, I'm sorry, but what's the difference? So candy is like the red. Yes. And that was the one I always went for. I've never had that one. That was like more my preference.

Right, right, right. And then the caramel apples is literally caramelized apples. Are we talking about the lollipops? The ones that you find like, like, pumpkin picking. Sure. You know a pumpkin pick. When you pumpkin pick. You know a pumpkin pick, you know a candy apple.

You need a treat. Yeah. Oh, my God. They're beautiful. Oh, my God. This is my dream. This is my dream. Also, were you guys the kind of kids that bit into your ice cream cones?

Yeah. No, I was a saver-er. Oh, okay. I would let my siblings, like, chomp their ice cream up and I would be like, hmm. I still have more. Wow, this is crazy. I still have like so much more of my ice cream. And they'd be like

red-faced. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Same deal with a blow-pop? Like will you just lick to the center? I guess I'm all, no, no, I love that. Like I love it when you lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick. And then there's like a little bit of crunch around it and you get that crunch into the gum. Oh, baby. We all have our different ways and methods.

Sometimes we're all enjoying them. Yeah. I'm a biter. Okay. You're a biter. I'm a person that's like with the cherry blow pop. I'm just like. That like makes sense to me.

And that's not. That's great. That's great. I also am a crazy person who eats ice. Oh, baby. Yeah. I'm like that idiot. Okay. Whose that's not, that's great. That's great. I also, I'm a crazy person who eats ice. Oh, baby. I'm like that idiot. You can't. Whose teeth are gonna pay for it.

No, I think eating ice is fine. Isn't it? I think it's so satisfying. This isn't gum, is it? No. Okay. No. It's full on like. Like chalk.

Chalk. Chalk. Sugar chalk. I broke it in half. I'm sorry. No, no, no. There's more to have or also never have. That was my instinct.

But I do want to say this as we're smoking our cigarettes. Yes. I listen to the podcast so much that your voices are in my head when I'm not listening to you. Do you know who said that? I can't. We ran into a friend last night, an old friend from college. Name a name.

Emma Koenig. Emma Koenig. Love her. Don't know her, but great name. Love her. She's great. You would love. She's lovely.

She saw us. I mean, we like, it was an equal freak out like we freaked out I couldn't believe I thought we were seeing her it was just a random it was just a random so okay

so we should say where we saw her yeah so we went to Cafe Hotel last night Hotel Cafe Cafe Hotel I mean really

whatever listen take it into consideration I think my name might have been better we saw the most amazing singer and I want everyone

this is a Lost Culture Recess Culture Podcast I would be remiss if I didn't mention yes you have to into consideration. I think my name might have been better. We saw the most amazing singer and I want everyone, this is a Lost Culture Recess Culture Podcast. I would be remiss if I didn't mention this. Yes, you have to. Carrie Manolakis is this girl's name and you gotta check

this girl out. Oh my God. Where are we checking her out? YouTube, Instagram, who knows? I guess all of it. YouTube, I think she has some releases out

on your old Spotify. But apparently there's an album coming soon and we saw her last night at Hotel Cafe. And our friend Ryan Amador sang backup for her on a couple songs. Great job, Ryan.

Shout out to him. But oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. So what, the thing, like give me a... Like Katy Perry, if Katy Perry was like able to sing beautifully. No shade, no shade, no shade. No shade. I mean, Katy Perry, she able to sing beautifully. No shade. No shade. No shade.

I mean, Katy Perry, she does what she does. She sings, but like just some like deep, rich tones or something. Rich tones. Beautiful, patient singing. You know what I mean? Such patient, emotional singing. And she just really loved the audience. And she did a cover of Chandelier. And then she did a cover.

She closed the show with Hallelujah, which Leonard Cohen. Excuse me. Excuse me. If you're doing covers of those you can sing if you're doing cover those of those you should sing and you better sing yes you better nail it you're not gonna do a cover of chandelier unless you can fucking nail it oh my god and if you do kill yourself and also

if you don't if you don't kill yourself I do want to just mention that like I say Katy Perry and I feel like the uh insinuation there is gonna be that like it's like this kind of poppy thing like belting like you've never heard the transitioning from the belt into like the like head voice like you've never heard

then like effortlessly going into her her mask excuse me who is this woman and I live for a belt let me tell you you've never heard control like this. And also, she sounds Greek. She sounds Greek.

Which I am Greek. Me too. Ding dong. What are the Greek last names in your family? Well, Karajanis, is that Greek?

That's 100%. Okay, okay. I mean, that's my grandma's last name. Yeah. And then, like, further back?

I don't know. Well, I'll just say mine is Clarides. Ooh, beautiful. Which is so dangerously close to clitoris oh my god

I never even thought that even just said differently wait say that Claridas I mean that's clitoris K-L-A-R-I-D

it is for all intents and purposes that's clitoris clitoris very sexy but um and my mom's first name is Katrina and her sister's name

is Christina so they were Katrina and Christina Claridas wow and that's Long Island that's Long Island that's a consonant salad Katrina and her sister's name is Christina. So they were Katrina and Christina Claritas. Wow. And that's Long Island? That's Long Island. It's a consonant salad. Guys, rule number 1000 is check out Carrie Manolakos.

M-A-N-O-L-A-K-O-S. A-O-A-O. I really wish you could have seen Matt's eyebrows when he did that. Up, down, up, down, up, down. Like that song at Empire. Oh, yeah. Go up, down, up, down, up, down. Anyone still watching Empire? I haven't. No. That's good. But anyway,

we ran into our friend Emma. Yes. Circle back. And this is just us pointing this out, and this is truly remarkable. She said the same thing that Darcy's saying that our voices she's like we're like in her internal monologue in a way exactly there's an internal dialogue or trial log or whatever you know what I'm saying so that's that's crazy so Darcy yes we're so sorry we've burrowed into your no I love it I love it and I'm just so happy for

you guys that what a success your live night of of i don't think so that was so fun i introduced my sister miranda what up miranda to um we listened to it together oh my goodness and we were really into it um i i was like driving around la with a smile plastered on my we want to do one in los angeles i mean you gotta we want to you must because i really feel like it could be so fun it could would you yeah i would i would But let me just tell you something And I love LA I love living here I'm so happy to live here But girl

It will never touch how good that was in New York Oh And New York has an energy I mean you know this This is like you were saying This is an age old Like not even debate It's like the energy of a live show in New York

Is not to be compared to. I see. This will be my first time ever doing a show in LA. Well, by the time you guys have listened to this, we'll have done Ethnic Realness at UCB Sunset, which Bowen is hosting with Oscar Montoya. It's got great people on it. And then we'll have done a show at UCB Franklin

with Papa Roulette, our sketch group, on the 18th. But then you guys listening to this can still come on the 21st at UCB Sunset. Papa Roulette is going to do our show. And this will be the first time I'm performing here. And I'm very anxious to find out what it's like. It'll be great. It'll be great. And I perform at UCB every week and I love it.

ASCAP, right? Yeah, ASCAP and my team search history, which I love. But there is this like energy about a live show in new york especially a crazy kind of like weird show like that like i did this show called gentrify oh yeah we know gentrify is still there and love it but we started in brooklyn i feel like no wait where would you guys do it the lyceum the lyceum that's right and i feel like um yeah there's just this like we couldn't do that show in L.A. It just was.

Or maybe we could. Maybe I just don't know the indie scene as well here. But it's a different. It is a different vibe. And oh, my God. Matt and I. First time I ever saw Darcy Carden. Yep.

Sidecar was when she was in Sidecar. Was it Madcar? It was called Madcar, but I hear what you mean. Oh, okay. Sidecar is the name of a restaurant that Henry and I like. No, no, no. You're right, though. It was Sidecar was the three boys and M was the three girls and together we were mad car yeah

that's what it was okay but you guys hosted backyard brawl yes back when matt rogers used to perform i was in hammer cats and we were in background brawl like many right i do remember that and i also remember seeing michael harney around then oh yeah and then late like years later like like recently, I went up to Michael Harney and was like, we've never met. And he did know who I was

from Hammercast years before. But I just remember feeling so annoying because we were like literally 10 or 11 of us in the group. That's true, there were so many of you. Running around and being 19.

Right. And I was like, do we belong here? But you guys kept winning and winning and winning. They did. It was fun. But oh my God

just seeing Darcy I was like who is that woman? She is beauty, glamour, talent. Oh my God. But it was oh God

we just love you Darcy. You guys I love you too. That's so nice of you. Thank you. We love we love. Oh my God. Who does Ask Kat in L.A.?

In L.A.? Tarver. Tarver does it a lot. Drew Tarver. You know, Mary Holland. Zach Woods does it like almost every weekend. Joe Wengert. Lauren Lapkus.

Betsy Sedaro. Oh my God. You know. Oh, Lapkus does it a lot. Yeah. Laps does it. Amazing. And Joel Kimbooster did monologues last week.

I met him and it was great. And truly, thanks to the show. Thanks to the pod. I listened to his app. I fell in love. I reached out great. And truly, thanks to the show. Thanks to the pod. I listened to his app. I fell in love. I reached out on Twitter and said, come do the show.

And then he did it. He did it. We're here to give young talents like Joel Kim a booster on a platform. Yeah. I think he did it in New York too.

So I'm not trying to claim, you know. He did do it recently. He was great. He did. Oh, but now he's, now he's, he's like probably one of the few

bi-coastal. Oh my God. He's coast to coast. That's a gag too. I Oh, but now he's, now he's, he's like probably one of the few bi-coastal astronauts. he's coast to coast. That's a gag too. I went, I went and watched Sudi give the monologue. Yes, I was there with him.

And I was, and you were there. Yeah. And I was, and then, oh, it was just so funny. I was like,

we used to sit on the street for this. I mean, trust me, I'm the same. I used to, and you do it. Yeah. Well,

I, I used to be the first in line. I would be there, I would be there, like, the point was to be the first in line because i wanted like the seat that i wanted and i yeah and i don't know you guys say i it's it's you get it gets weird when you start thinking about like it's a i guess how long it's been or something but also and this

is like real deep cut darcy role like you did an episode of long form conversations years ago like 2012 and I listened to it as like a wee post grad wee baby and I was like and then you ended the episode just by saying you guys we are so lucky to do this we're so lucky to do this and I was like I'm tapping on the table I'm sorry you were like we're so lucky to do this and then

that for some reason really hit me and I was like wow yeah like this is for all the shit that we go through to like do this and like, and, and, and tolerate, like it's, it's just wonderful. It's a blessing. I'm thanks for telling me that, but I still, I, yeah, I still feel like that. I still feel like, you know, it's easy to kind of get in our heads about what we're doing or also to get used to what we're doing and want the next thing or whatever.

But sometimes it's like, I like to look back. I like to look back like two years, five years, 10 years. And whenever, especially when I'm like, I'm not where I want to be or whatever. It's fun to go.

Oh, but if you told 10 years ago, Darcy, she'd be pretty stoked. Yeah. I'm just, no, but I actually am just thankful to walk into UCB and not feel like I'm going to throw up.

Yeah. I used to walk into that place and the smell of it. UCB New York has a very distinct smell. And I'd walk in and that smell I would associate with just like gut-churning fear. Yeah, totally. And I was always like, oh my God. And now to walk in there and feel like, oh no, I like earned being here. Yeah, exactly.

It's fun. I don't know. I know. Got a lot of love for the place. Me know. Got a lot of love for the place. Me too. A lot of love for the place. I have to facilitate. Oh my God, Darcy.

I've been cupping my face in my hands. Oh wait, I know what you're going to do. I have to facilitate this conversation. I didn't know this. I did not know this about you. I told this. I was like, oh my God, I'm so excited for Darcy's episode tomorrow. And then I told Matt, did you know? And I, this is new information to him. And he is so excited to talk about you. I told this. I was like, oh, my God, I'm so excited for Darcy's episode tomorrow. And then I told Matt, did you know?

And this is new information to him. And he's so excited to talk about it. What? Darcy is an alumna of The Ride. Oh, yes. I work at The Ride. To this day? To this day.

OK. You guys have to share. Compare notes. Oh, my God. I know. It's so wild. You just don't talk about it on the show? I didn't know that.

I've mentioned it a bunch okay but like i i never say like it's the ride yes yes i'm always like my tour guide job that i have yeah but it's the ride and i didn't know that you did it so i i don't mean to um we should host together yes we absolutely should i'm not trying to toot my own horn do it but i will say that tim dunn and i kind of like started it and it's named scott and jackie and i don't mean we started it like came up with the idea but it was a weird do you guys know tim dunn yeah we love tim i mean come on yeah and it was just a weird thing like we auditioned and for those of you who don't know the ride is like a i want to say like an interactive tour it's like a comedy

fun interactive tour bus and it's kind of the best thing and it's kind of the fucking worst thing right it's like it's like amazing and yeah um oh my god well i got it anyway we could talk about this forever but but tim and i got we auditioned for it and we i think we auditioned in a pair and we were sort of like best friends and comedy partners and everything so we got along with the people immediately and they were like, great, you're in. By the way, we don't have a script. We don't know who to cast. And we were like, let us take care of everything.

And we invited all of our UCB friends. They paid us so much money in the beginning. I heard about it. So much money to kind of like sit around and come up with ideas. Yeah. I mean, so much money. What of like sit around and come up with ideas yeah yeah i mean so much money what a weird thing to say but for you know we were like used to 12 an hour jobs and this was like in the 30s an hour yeah yeah maybe more maybe more i don't even remember yeah whatever it was we were like oh we want to do this forever but then as maybe it was in the 50s whatever it was they

started lessening and lessening it yeah in the 50s yeah um and and it was great it was great but it was also you know it's hard it's after a while it gets really hard because like you repeat yourself again and again and again like the other day i had i worked a lot there before we came out here because i just wanted to make money and so some the girl i was hosting with said something and then after she was done i said the same thing because you're kind of because i just i'm on such autopilot sometimes that that i almost feel like you can't do it again and again and again and again and give them the good experience so anyway especially in a row i would do a bunch in a row yeah yeah so that interests me like did you guys make up there's a joke where that where everyone gets on

the bus and you're like okay guys safety first you got to put on your seatbelts and there's no seat yeah that was that was original that's a really i don't know if like not to say i wrote it but that definitely was like from our originals so oh my god it gets them every time still you should know it's still hitting oh i'm so happy that is so funny that it was like a it was you know that's another thing and not to like not to compare it to UCB or anything but when I say like like we were not to say we were lucky to do that but it was like a fun job that we got to sort of like improvise yeah yep in the streets of New York with our friends it was a performing job it was like it was so easy to roll our eyes at but also i remember

always being like what would you rather be doing i mean sure being on a set being on broadway or something like that yeah but like you're not working in a restaurant you're not like you know it was very fun it was like it was one of those ones where you just had to correct your mindset to be like no this is fun just have fun with it yeah i always try to remind myself like because i simultaneously right now i'm waiting tables and doing that. Yes. And so like, I'm just like,

and you know, the one is a lot more money, but then sometimes I will just rather do that because at least I feel like in some way I'm using my brain and using my talent. Um, whereas like when you're waiting tables, it's like, it ain't that,

you know what I mean? Like, especially when you're 10 years in, which, no, go ahead. No, I was just going to say like, just for like, it ain't that. You know what I mean? Especially when you're 10 years in. No, go ahead. No, I was just going to say, just for you, on a legacy level, it's the fact that your jokes are still hitting. Honestly, we're using them. Tim Dunn.

You're using them. Love to Tim Dunn. Love to Tim. All the love. Oh my God. I didn't know Tim Dunn worked at the ride. Yeah. And then you'd look back, and it's like a lot of people have.

I think Lauren Adams did. Yeah, Lauren Adams 100%. Yeah. And I think Brian Foss told Yeah, Lauren Adams 100%. Yeah. And I think Brian Foss told me that he like trained to do it and then got motion sick on the ride and couldn't do it. I feel like I remember that, that there were some people that couldn't handle the facing forward. Somebody else got sick.

Yeah, I had a lot of fun with like Justin Tyler did it. There were also certain people, there were certain people that you were like, you'd get your schedule and you'd be really excited to do it. And others where you're like, heck yeah guess i've given shifts up yeah me too or like oh no sneakily switched with someone yeah me too i literally want to oh this is i hope they don't listen but i i literally once i emailed the manager and i was like i have to be on this bus at least 15 minutes earlier because um i just i just have to um i i just have to like they did it did they understand yeah i do think so much of it is about chemistry that it has

to be like we just don't jive they put me with my friend chrissy shackelford a lot um she's been on the podcast wait wait what didn't she do in one of the 50 yes yeah she did julianne oh that was so fucking funny about the haircut yeah and she's she's like, what are you hiding? What are you hiding? I will say my favorite line from any of them that night was, well, no, of course I can't remember. But it was something like, I just really hate Mark Ruffalo. Oh, yeah. Alex Song.

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I think I will say, and this is not a favoritism thing, but my favorite line, I mean, it is. My favorite line of the night was Hartney. And just to close out the entire night, if I wanted to listen to Kevin, what was it? If I wanted to listen to... Oh, if I wanted to listen to Kevin Spacey drone on... And make shit up for two hours, I'd ask him about the women he's fucked

and that was it right that was like the end yeah that was great the man he relished saying that word that he's fucked in my mind

he did a spin into the splits and that like listening to there should have been a full death drop work on it Michael the other thing

I will say about the ride is that we used to oh my god this is insane because i'm positive you guys don't do this right we kissed we had a love story there was a love story involved i love that where the two where like the audience would like we would oh my god it was so weird okay is it okay in the beginning jackie and scott scott in the beginning of it we

say why do 8.5 million people live here in New York? Why do over 60 million people visit us every year? And why with all those people here, are we still single? And then everyone's like, that's like the funniest thing I've ever heard. And then sometimes if you choose to make it like this, I'll sometimes play like,

well, you know, Jackie, I don't think you should be single i think you're great you know i mean i think that anyone would be lucky to be with you yeah and then like later on you could connect it to and it depends on the host that you're with sometimes they'll be like i love you one time i fully proposed to christy i was like jackie i'm sorry i have and it was like oh that's so dumb i love the whole ride was like oh yeah we would do this thing where we'd have to like

sneak by like excuse me excuse me pardon me excuse me pardon me pardon me and to get to like

the middle and then we'd kiss yeah oh my god I don't even remember we did so much like beta testing and like like rehearsals

I don't even remember if we did it with a real audience but we definitely I definitely like kissed every boy at UCB because of that that is insane I love kissing

kissing is so fun I love kissing. Kissing is so fun. I'm kissing fucking roles. You guys, what about when I get to kiss Manny Jacinto on the kid play? Oh my god. Yeah, lucky lady. With your eyes wide open. I know, that's so weird, right?

So funny. No, it was so funny. I was like, you get to be around a lot of hot dudes. I know, I know. For real? Yeah. Wait, around a lot of hot dudes? Yeah, yeah, I know.

Husband's hot. Oh, husband's so hot. Co-star's hot. Yes. I love a hot dude. Co real? Yeah. Wait, around a lot of hot dudes? Yeah. Yeah. I know. Husband's hot. Oh, husband's so hot. Co-star's hot. Yes. I love a hot dude. Co-star's on all shows hot. And look, Paul W. Downs hot. Oh, he lives, we live together.

We do, really? Me and Jason and Paul and Lucia live in a duplex together. Oh, that's the best. So I can just go upstairs, give him a kiss, come back down and go to bed. Oh my God. Your other husband. I love kissing. Kissing fucking rules.

And honestly, this might be out there ted danson oh i mean my god sam sugar daddy real though for real i mean i actually can't quite get like when i okay talk about this yeah when i like watch yeah i mean i'll spill whatever tea because there's nothing to spill other than the fact that he's the fucking best. But like now knowing him so well, I literally do think of him as my best friend. Oh my God. But knowing him so well and then going back and watching Cheers reruns,

obviously reruns, like what is his look? He is insanely hot. He's hot. In his own way, the most, like almost like an untouchable hot. It's so confident

and like different. And it has kept up. It really has. He is a stunner. Fine wine. Yeah. Him and his wife, Mary. I was going to ask you,

have you met Mary? She is an icon to me. She truly is. Speaking of hot, that holds up. I mean, I'm intimidated to even talk to her because she's like this,

this glowing beauty. And I don't need to be intimidated because she's like this, this glowing beauty. Um, and I don't need to be intimidated because she's so down to earth and cool. They really are like, they are, um, ew, I don't want to say goals because who says that,

but you know what I mean? They are goals. That's fine. I would say he is so amazing. She's the main event to me. Oh, I love, he would love, he would love to hear that.

We have a, we have a, we have a friend whose parents are Kevin Bacon and Kira Sedgwick, and Keira Sedgwick is the main event. Oh, I love that. She's the main event to me, where it's like, I could see Kevin Bacon and be like, oh my God, that's cool. That's Kevin Bacon.

If Keira Sedgwick came in, I'd be like, I love you. Okay, by the way, they both flipped their heads back, lifted their hands in the air. Now, Kevin did Ask Cat one time when I got to do it, and he was amazing, but afterwards Keira came back, and he was amazing but afterwards kira came back and i was have you ever seen the movie heart and souls bitch yes oh my god i love it i love it and not just because i know you just talked about it with rachel bloom on the podcast and you said that rule number something alfrey woodard is alfrey woodard yes but it is such a good movie and you described it really well because it's

a family favorite of mine. Yeah. My family's favorite, one of ours. We like definitely have the DVD. Oh my god, we would watch it all the time. But I think if someone asked me to explain it, I would have... Well, you guys are both very eloquent. You know how to put a fucking sentence together. That's well... Can I tell you what an insecurity

of mine is? What? Sometimes I'll listen back to this and I'll be like, and there it is again. I just say the word like too much. And it just makes me feel dumb. As if I'm not using my vocabulary well. Yeah, I know. I know. I just had to correct myself and say as if instead of like.

You know, it's not our fault. I mean, I guess we could. Oh, fuck. Once you are aware of it, it's like. Yeah, but also like who's... Like the insane person is the one who's counting the number of times someone's saying... But sometimes you meet someone that doesn't say it and it's pretty impressive. But I mean, I say it so much.

I say it so much. And when I hear myself back, it does make me feel dumb. But listening to the PC... The podcast. It doesn't bother me I love it I obviously eat it up I want more more more more so get over yourself I'm very happy that it feels conversational and not as if you're listening to a total moron

I feel like the moron sometimes I can't even I think sometimes we all feel like we're the moron okay they're both sobbing right now tears one single tear roll down the center of my face like Demi Moore in Ghost. And mine was a single tear like Sandra Oh in Grey's Anatomy.

You love Grey's. I love Grey's. We love Grey's. Oh my God. Grey's, and actually Grey's has been coming up a lot on the ride. Oh, weird. All right, so I've been doing this thing now

where we scan Central Park. So the ride has scanners and it can shoot out lasers onto the streets. Was this a thing? Yes, yes, yes. Alright, so it's real or is this like a magic? No, but no real lasers, right?

Oh, wow. Well, it's like doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo and then it comes and brings back and it's like boom-boom-boom and it's like subject Central Park

and it comes back and it says things you can do in Central Park. Shakespeare in the Park. My favorite Shakespeare play Shakespeare quote is like to swim,

to dive into the fire, to and I owe it my joke is I go the Merchant of Venice and it says the Tempest oh that's oh that's funny that's my joke is you know in America we don't have Shakespeare we have Shonda Rhimes and then we do like a Grey's Anatomy like back and forth like Chrissy and I always get into Grey's Anatomy love it of course. Like Chrissy and I always get into Grey's Anatomy.

Love it. Of course. And we talk about it like for like too long and Carnegie Hall passes by. We just haven't said anything about it. Someone's like, excuse me. Was that Carnegie Hall? And I'm just like, no. Done now.

Yeah. Done now. Look, a busker. Oh my God. But anyway, like. Speaking of shows we love. Yes. Terrible Babysitters.

Terrible Babysitters. Terrible Babysitters. Do you really? Well, we both have crushes on Michael Caine. Michael Caine. The world should have a crush on Michael Caine. Absolutely. Yeah, I have a full crush on him, actually. But we've watched every episode together multiple times.

That is so cute. And thank you very much. That was like the first thing. I want to say, I know that was the first thing I'd ever written, but it might have been the first thing Michael did, too. We were on a Herald team together. And we were, yeah, we were like, we had that mutual love thing where we were just like, but it might've been the first thing Michael did too. We were on a Herald team together and we were, yeah, we were like,

we had that mutual love thing where we were just like, I can't get enough of you. Yeah. I just loved him so much. I mean, I still do. And, um,

he, and so we just kind of talked ourselves into, let's just write something together. And it was a great experience. It was the best. And it's so funny. Thank you so much. It really is so funny.

And it feels different and new. Oh, natural. The chemistry's there. Do you remember in Greece when Marty says, he's the living end? I referred to Michael Caine as the living end to Henry the other day. He's something.

I was like, he's the living end. I love him. And Henry loves him too, right? Loves. Yeah. And they have a nice relationship too because Michael did, my boyfriend hosts a fabulous uh uh

variety show at with brandon scott jones just texted him on the way here oh my god i was doing this you know he's very excited yes but they host the show together called a little night music yes where nights or something yeah midnights like once a month and comedians ucb comics go and they sing i love and he did the first one and he did rent you did rent but it was beautiful amazing he's out of control he's so talented yeah and then Shannon O'Neill

I saw her like a couple weeks later at something and she was like you know sometimes for fun I'll just tell people that he went to Juilliard and they believe it yeah I 100% believed it when you said it oh yeah of course yeah he's yeah he's definitely one of my favorite

people on earth he is so so so talented and Paul Berganti directed yeah he did he did I am I've been texting

with Paul a lot this week too because my son and love of my life Harry Styles

is on SNL this week okay so let's chat for a second. Shall we or shall, I don't know. About the song, because I'm not gagged for the song. That's okay, that's okay. I don't think it's meant to gag. It sounds like a song that would be performed

on an X Factor audition where they're like, I'm really nervous to be here, but it's going to be a big opportunity for me. And here we go. I'm like really attracted to it. And then like the chords start and they're attracted to it and then like the like the like chords start and they're just all standing there and like the judges are sitting there

waiting to see is this going to be good or bad and it's good and they all go oh and the audience is like and the audience starts yeah an ovation from the second it begins that to me is a song that will be performed at talent show television shows forever i hear you a lot i hear what you're saying and yes it probably will be yeah but that still i i mean the thing the weird thing about one direction and for the listeners at home i'm i'm huge direction as big as they come yeah brandon scott jones and i are as big and as hard as they come brandon scott jones and i are are um are. Brandon Scott Jones and I are gigantic One Direction fans and have been for like half a damn decade now.

I know. It's insane how long it's been. Since the show? Did you watch them on the show? Did you already wear them? We watched them after the fact on the show. Okay. Meaning they were on X Factor.

And the first time either of us saw them was on SNL, which was Kate McKinnon's first show wow sofia vergara was hosting and they were oh yeah they did that that that um neutrogena commercial yeah that's right yeah and and and my at the time my husband worked there and chris kelly worked there and sarah schneider and some you know some of my best friends and i went to see the show and um and um i didn't know who they were and then i saw them and i and i it was like a fucking hammer to the face i was like what is this and why do i feel this way you feel yourself lift off your chair yeah it was insane i didn't understand how what was making me feel this way and they're so young and it makes you

feel crazy yeah it made no sense was there any precursor to that, like with NSYNC, Backstreet Boys? Great question. I mean, I did, as much as the next guy, like love all those bands, but I didn't, the difference is this. I didn't give a shit about them, right? I was like, oh, this is a fun song or like, I'll even buy the album. Or I saw them in concert a few times, but I didn't give a shit about,

I didn't care about their parents or their birthdays or their like, you know, inner relationships with each other. I did not care. But with these guys, it was like, I, I, I have more information about them. I mean, I, I just covering her favorite. Which is your favorite? Well, it's hard to explain because I don't want to pick a favorite son. I hate picking a favorite son, but it is Harry.

Right. It is Harry. I just instantly. Well, he's got a power. Yeah. He's got a power. I instantly, like this first time that I saw them, I remember being like. Oh, my God.

I know who they all are. And that weird little quirky, quiet one, Harry, which turns out he wasn't that. I'm like, I like the weird one. Nobody's gonna like him. He's weird in a different way. But then he's obviously the world's favorite. And isn't it funny how Zayn is pretending he's the world's favorite?

But, I mean, let's not, let's not, let's watch it. Let's fucking watch it, okay? Honey, let's fucking watch it. I don't get Zayn's music. But do you get Zayn's face and personality? Oh, I get Zayn's face. Oh, excuse me I don't get Zayn's music. But do you get Zayn's face and personality? Oh, I get Zayn's face. Oh, excuse me. I do get Zayn's face.

Listen, for me, it's like, what I'm not getting with any of them is like, I want very badly that cheeky British pop star. I want the pop star with a sense of humor. Like the Robbie Williams or something? I want the Robbie Williams that we never got. Don't you wish we got the Robbie Williams? Isn't it crazy that we didn't get?

What didn't happen? Why not? Such a huge star in England. The world over. Yes, and just didn't. A couple songs connected with America, but why didn't we like, we missed out. We fucking missed the boat on Robbie Williams

and it's on us. Yeah. I don't think so, honey. You know, it's up to, I don't think so, honey. It's up to America to pick up what the UK is putting down. And there's so much good stuff. Yeah. And just so you know, Harry is hilarious and cheeky and all the things you're saying.

Sure. As he's kind of doing the solo thing, you'll see it all. But like, yeah, yeah, he's, he's. And I do find him like powerfully attractive. Right. And that, and I think he'll be yeah. Yeah. He's, he's. And I do find him like powerfully attractive. Right. And that, and I think he'll be around. Right. And I think the song will do well.

Right. It's just not your. It's just not my thing. You know who I love? Shawn Mendes. Wait, wait. Who? You know who that is?

I won't lie to you. That one. Shawn. Shawn. Yeah, that is a good song. Yeah. And actually as the year has gone on, his voice has like deepened a little bit. And it used to be like a little like puberty-ish.

And now he's kind of like. And he's got crazy vocal control too. Where did he come from? He's, I think he started uploading videos on YouTube. Okay. He's one of those. And then became like a YouTube celebrity a la Justin Bieber. Alessia Cara.

But in a different lane. Alessia Cara. But in a different lane. Alessia Cara. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean. I like him. And he's a real musician. This is going to sound weird. Okay.

What is his name? Who's the kid with the half an eyebrow? Ed Sheeran? No. No, he is. He sang like. Oh, my God. Okay, okay.

Maybe like a Fast and the Furious song with wait, wait, wait. No, no. You again. Yes. Who is that guy? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Charlie Puth.

Okay. Now, um, when I heard him on the radio the other day and he has great voice and I was like, I think he sounds like Matt Rogers. Oh, really? Is that possible? Could be, you know, I mean, I'm telling you your Matt Rogers oh really is that possible could be you know I mean I'm telling you your voice is in my head all the time I think I was so maybe I was just thinking here's my here's here's my biggest life regret poof oh I was too young for the boy band craze

when it started and I'm too old for it now okay honey but if that had happened when I was 16 17 I would have sold my and you would be a husk of a person 17, I would have sold my whole... And you would be a husk of a person. Your whole. I would have sold my whole to Disney. And then imagine that I would have grown up in Orlando. Oh, well, your favorite place. Now, are you saying that you are sad that you weren't in a boy band? I'm sad that I wasn't in an internationally successful boy band.

No, it's so for the better. You say that as if it was going to be a given if you had gotten the window in. I would have willed it to happen okay no and then cross over into comedy like you know justin timberlake yeah i mean it's so it's so rare that like someone comes out on the other side in like an okay way right so i think you're doing just fine and we don't even know if that's true or you can end up like joey fatone with his kid on his shoulders at disney world wait, that actually sounds adorable. Right? That sounds great. I was in Universal Studios Florida.

Like every week you were in Universal Studios Florida. But get this. Isn't this funny? This is where this story happened. I was in Universal Studios Florida. It was New Year's Eve. Okay? Ding dong.

Ding dong. And this second or third time in a row, my family did this. We did an Orlando New Year's Eve. That's cute. Loved it. Would rather do it again than not. Would rather. time in a row my family did this we did an orlando new year's eve that's cute loved it would would rather do it again yeah but not um but joey fatone is just in the crowd joey fatone being joey fatone

with his wife and his daughter no one gave a fuck and i was like excuse me like this is one of the biggest icons of the last like 25 years and no one cares did you wait did i say on broadway i did and rent wait i want to say as seymour oh does that sound familiar no i might be wrong i might be no no no yeah i think i did i think i did my mom saw him in rent and she was she was caught on the phone was he in rent he was um mark okay and uh that's so who was he in rent i mean but kind of who was he in Rent? I can't even picture. My mom was on the phone with her friend who she was going with, and they had really good

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try on. And honey, that was a little bit of an offer. And we're back with Darcy Carden. Now, we should get this out there. Listen, we have to ask you the question that we ask all of our guests, which is really supposed to start a discussion, but we've just went rollicking into one of our own. Didn't we just?

You guys, here's the question. Darce, what is the culture that influenced you to step in a cultural direction? What made you say culture is for me? Now, this is a great question. And you would think that I have a great answer since I'm such a fan of the show. And every time I listen to the show,

I think about this. Like, what made me think culture is for me? It's not an easy question. It is not an easy question. I think the best answer is like my family. Yep. So let me explain. My family was really into

music and I mean popular music and rock and roll and really into musicals. Okay. Music in the house. Music in the house. And yeah, my mom and dad owned a rock and roll magazine, which is cool.

So we were really into, they really took music seriously. And so our sort of identity was like, as kids, my sister Lainey, my brother Will, and my sister Miranda and I, we like to, like to impress our family, it would be like, how much do you know about music? And how, you know, like you have to,

you have to know everything about music. Our mom would like quiz us all the time in the car. Like who's singing, who's playing bass, who produced this, and like give us points, you know? Hartney was telling me about this.

I was like, we have Darcy on in LA. And he was like, ask her about her her family her parents like ran this magazine it was a competition in the house among the children to see who do the producers behind yeah who did like yeah oh my god whatever has that kept up in your life like are you still very on and weirdly weirdly jason's parents especially his dad jason my husband hello jason hey jason he's never listened to a podcast i've ever been on so he's not listening to this but we love him so much imagine if you found out that he was like a huge fan of this show this particular one i mean i've certainly talked about you guys enough so he knows we have like three straight male fans yeah jason would be

a fan for sure if you listen to podcasts he listens to like um history podcast daily yeah get it you get it yeah yeah i listen to fun fucking dumb ass podcast yeah i love comedy i love i love to just smile in my car i don't want to like take a class right i need to laugh and i don't want to be scared sorry i don't want to listen to the manson files or whatever. Yeah, no, thank you. Anyway, so, sorry. Jason. Jason, love him. Oh, oh, oh, why did I even? Oh, he was also.

Music family. Music family, where it was kind of like status was like how much you know. Wow. Yeah. So, yeah, my. Do you remember your first concert?

Oh, yeah. What was it? Huey Lewis and the News. You are kidding me. Oh, my God. My mom goes to see him almost every year. I grew up with that music.

Sports is a great album. Sports is a great album. That's the power of love. Oh my God. The heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland. Now I hope, I don't want to like brag.

Oh my God. So my parents and the Hueys, you know like that band. Yeah. They kind of like came up together in the Bay Area scene. Oh my God. So know, like that band. Yeah. They kind of like came up together in the Bay Area scene. Oh my God. So,

we, like my parents, they're friends with them. That's so, Oh my God. My first concert, we, like,

okay, so I think I was five. I was probably too young to go to like a rock and roll concert. And my dad tells the story in a way where I'm like, did this happen? But sure.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah, exactly. So apparently, you know, I do remember going to the concert and we, my family was really into his music.

And then apparently we went backstage afterwards. Tell your mom about this. I will. And, um, people like couldn't, Huey wouldn't come out of his dressing room or something. Cause he felt like he had a bad,

a bad show. He was just taking like a moment for himself. And then they were like, where's Darcy? Where Darcy go? And then all of a sudden I come out of his dressing room or something because he felt like he had a bad a bad show he was just taking like a moment for himself and then they were like where's Darcy where Darcy go and then all of a sudden I come out of Huey's uh dressing room holding his hand and and he was like she cheered me up now did this happen I don't know but that is I believe it I believe it 100% at least something like that you You brought Huey back. From the dead. From the dead. Listen, I want to say something about Huey, and I don't want to hurt the ears of any of our listeners, but I recently was online,

and it was like 15 celebrities you didn't know have huge dicks. And he was on that list. Apparently, it's like a fucking telescope. How would we even know that? Well, you know, people talk. People talk, honey. People talk. Some people have been in the dressing room cheering him up,

and then they hit the web. Oh, my God. Wait, you mean like five-year-old me? No, no, no, not you. That's not the insinuation. Oh, wow. Some little five-year-old Darcy's see Huey's dick, and then they come out out and they tell everybody.

You don't remember that. You also don't remember writing the article. No, I'm just saying he was on this list of celebrities with huge cars. I can see that, yeah. John Hamm. Yeah, John Hamm. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that.

And Jared Leto, apparently. No! Apparently it's a fucking boa constrictor. I doubt. But no shade no shade but also what a crazy person also who cares about a huge dick I mean a huge dick I would say no thanks

a huge dick that makes me want to barf I mean no oh my god if you have a huge dick good for you I feel bad for some poor guy being like huge dick that makes me want to barf is the title of the episode well we'll be in discussions about it but um no that's fucking amazing okay so it was a music household right and did your because i sometimes think that the love of music and the love of comedy is like a hand yeah yeah yeah oh yeah um even like i think like i think that's

true yeah so at what point did you become aware that you were funny or had a sense of humor and that was like going to be a large part of your life that's a great question I mean I I think that I always remember like having like trying to sort of impress my aunts and uncles with being funny like being sort of adult and funny I they're all were very funny still are very funny and yeah I think a joy of my life was like being able to hang with my like uncle's sense of humor you know what i mean right yeah i mean so that i think was i think making adults laugh making teachers laugh was when i was like hmm i like this i like the way this feels this good and then like you know as i i don't know i I mean, I didn't necessarily know that I wanted to do comedy,

although I was obsessed with comedy. I was obsessed with stand-up and SNL, and I loved everything about comedy, and I was always drawn to the comedic parts of the role in the movie or whatever that I was watching. But I didn't know. I knew I didn't want to be a standup. So I was like, well, that's out.

I'll do Shakespeare instead. Or, you know, like I'll be an actor, actor. You don't even know that they're like, for example, when I was in high school,

it's crazy to me when people said they did improv in high school. Because I'm like, how, how was, how did you know it was a thing? I know. I know. I mean,

seeing Ask Cat was the first time. I mean, you know, of course we'd all seen like whose line and stuff like that. But you don't even know what that is. And I went, I think it's a funny show. Exactly. I mean, seeing ASCAP was the first time. I mean, you know, of course, we'd all seen like Whose Line and stuff like that. But you don't even know what that is. And I think it's a funny show. Exactly. The college that I went to in Oregon was very, very like Shakespeare and kind of like plays, you know what I mean?

Like not a lot of comedy. And we definitely didn't do improv. So the first the first show that I saw at UCB was ASCAP. And I truly was. It was that moment that at ucb was askat and i truly was it was that moment that people have where it was like you can wait we can do that oh my god i have to do that and this is after you had a bfa um yeah okay yeah so you had gone through all that training without even knowing that it was like yeah a thing the one i took one class in college that was like comedy centric that was like but we were wearing like red noses.

It was like, um, yeah, exactly. But even that it was me and all guys. And it was that it was like, I was trying to figure out like what the math was. I mean, I don't mean about girls. I mean like about the math of timing and all that stuff. Yeah. And I was like, I think I like this. But again, I guess I'll be the, the funny part in the shakespeare play right but that is that's very

interesting but it's so funny to me that people have a vocabulary for that stuff when they're early yeah but it's so i mean it's cliche like but like the paths are all different but we all end up in the same place i fucking did short form in high school yeah and i thought i was like nailing it but in reality it was just like a fucking 16 year old doing short yeah but like how funny can that be but it was definitely giving you some sort of like absolutely and so like communication skills through yes you know like figuring out what what you're all what and what i was yeah and what i like to do as a performer and then this like obsession with improv, going into college, even as a chemistry major,

I was like, I have to do this here. Once you figure it out, you get obsessed with it. I mean, I used to, I didn't even know that I wanted to do it. I think it became aware to me, but my welcome week of college, my RA was like, and we're all, if you want to,

as a floor program. Jack Moore. Oh my god. He was my freshman year RA. He's now a writer and he was like we're all going to go wait for Saturday Night Live in the standby line. And so we did it and I was for some reason in my heart I knew I was like I have to actually be, get in there. And they got to us and there was, this was such a bad moment that I did this. But like, it was, they were calling in the standby line.

And I remember I was number 31. And they had called in 30 people and they were like, we have room for one more. And I looked back at everyone that I was with and I was like, it's the right thing for me to go back with you guys. But like, I'm sorry, I have to go. Did you say that? No, I was just like, I kind of just like it's the right thing for me to go back with you guys but like I'm sorry I have to go did you say that I know I was just like you're kind of just like walked in the elevator I was like I have to go see this there's something there's something about it called oh my god so then I went up I kid you not oh my god I sat next to Emma Stone in the audience in the audience she's with her boyfriend at the time Teddy Ge Geiger. Oh my gosh, remember him?

For you, I will. Oh my God. For Anne Hathaway's episode. It was James Franco and Kings of Leon. Okay. And it was the first time that Kristen Wiig had ever done the Lawrence Welk show. The Little Hands. Yep.

And Bobby Moynihan's first episode that was, and he did a Mice and Men thing. Okay. And I just was like, oh my a, of, of mice and men thing. Okay. Um, and I just was like, Oh my God, wait, hold on a second. Like now I understand.

Like I, I just didn't want to leave the room when it was over. I was like, this is like what absolutely like what I have to pursue. And then I literally got home and like sat on my bed and like, I was like so depressed because I was like, are you now? I know what I want to do,

but there's literally no way to do it. So I was was like who do i i literally said i was like i think i had heard someone had done this before i was like as a workshop for myself let me just type into google the name of the person that i admire more than anyone in the world and it was amy poehler yeah typed in amy poehler and like just went through her wikipedia and i saw ucb and then i immediately signed up for damn i love that i love those moments where you're like oh this is it it just felt like and then i went every week i waited on the standby line every week so now like whenever like suzy's like i have i have to snl i would just and then i got in the next week was anne hathaway and the killers and then like i you know i did i

did it so many times and so now when it's like my your friend so my best friends right there it's like such a trip what was the aftermath with the with your floor mates oh yeah great question right yeah if they didn't understand they're dead they were salty but like i didn't care yeah i i had had this moment that moved me so deeply and i was just like i just don't care what you guys think and I think I knew in my heart like we're not going to be friends in like six months I was like that's okay

if they were upset that's okay and I feel like yeah it was just I just felt like it was important for me to go and that is when I realized I wanted to like do this that's awesome I love but it wasn't this thing of like when I was young so I understand when people are like yeah I have a hard time answering that question.

Yeah. Whenever anyone's like, what are your comedic influences? It's like, I don't know. I know. Right. It's kind of all over the place. It's yeah. Certain actors and performers.

But then also like my uncle Bruce. Right. Right. It doesn't have to be this or like a camp counselor. Yeah. Exactly. I jive with this comedy. I want to do that.

Right. It's not like I hate like the genealogy that you have to like pull out of your ass every time someone asks you like, um, Steve Martin. Right.

Yeah. It's not the Simpsons. My answer is not the Simpsons. I know that yours is. Yeah. There's so many things. There's so many things. But look at us.

Here we are. Here we are. Here we are. Here we are in L.A. Oh my God. Sitting at an orange table smoking candy cigarettes. Wait, Darcy, can we talk a good place? at an orange table smoking candy cigarettes. Wait, Darcy, can we talk a good place?

Yeah, babe. Oh my god. It's such a good fucking show. You can say fuck. I was so excited because you were on it and then also I love Kristen Bell. I love her. I genuinely think that she's such a star.

I've loved her since, well not since Veronica Mars because I didn't watch it. But when she's such a star. And I've loved her since, well, not since Veronica Mars, because like, I didn't watch it. Yeah, I want to. But when everyone made such a fuss about her on Veronica Mars, I was like, okay,

let me figure this out. Her and Amanda Seyfried, they play best friends. And then the whole first season is her solving Amanda Seyfried's murder. It's so good. Oh my God, wait, I don't think I knew she was on that,

Amanda. Amanda Seyfried. It was like right after Mean Girls came out. It was like 2004, 2005. It was, it was such a good, or maybe like right after mean girls came out it's like 2004 2005 it was it was such a good or maybe before or after that is so good you guys should really check i know that's what i hear that we should check it out yeah i think i fell in love with her on forgetting sara marshall i think that was when i was finally like oh now she's in a big

accessible movie that i that i can see like she is so funny and she's so smart and like i can't there's not enough words good words to say about her yeah she's a badass she really is she kind of is like the definition of a badass when it comes to like she's smart she's funny she's down to earth she's cool she's a great mom she's she's politically talented yeah she's just she's everything and she's very generous and warm and like inclusive and i love her oh my god that's the best what a relief it's you know what i'll i'm gonna give all the props to mike sure who created the show because it feels insane that the cast is so lovely right there's not like a bad seed and it and actually i shouldn't even say the cast the writers the crew it's like everybody and also we just came back to the second season and everybody was kind of

like, I couldn't wake up. I couldn't wait to get back. I had other jobs, blah, blah, blah, but I couldn't wait to get back because Mike,

sure. He, people, he, I don't know. People like he breeds a certain kind of like, yeah, good.

That's it. And the energy is good. People love working with him. He's, he, he's a good love working with him he's he he's a good captain of the ship like he is you want you want to i don't i i wish you know what it reads it reads when you watch the show and what a good that's not you can't say that about everything for sure and what a good like masthead like god like you've got like megan amram and jen statsky and like yeah all these amazing

people that like that like it's a show where the credits are going by after i'm watching i'm like oh my god i'm like i want to watch the credits because i love seeing all these names you know what i always think is like the entire writer's room could all have their own shows but they choose to write with mike because they love him they're like they would follow him to the ends of their yeah and because he's so smart and he's so dope and he's such a genius and he's just such a good boss such a genius such a genius show and like i i just keep thinking about how hard it must be to write for the show because you have to be so deliberate and delicate and intentional with the world you're building right it's like fucking 30 rock meets lost it is right yeah it's like it's

like smart and it has to be so smart in so many ways yeah it is yeah totally they are so smart they are so smart it's hard to even keep up my my friend uh megan on the ride the other day was like it's one of those shows where you're like wow of course that's a fucking brilliant idea for a show why didn't i come up with yeah yeah and that's so true it's like he must have been sitting there thinking of the idea for the show and been like, well, somebody must have done this, right? Of course, right?

I know. That's how you know it's a fucking amazing idea. I mean, he is, yeah, he's a smart boy. I'm so, I'm like, couldn't be,

I don't know, more, I guess I feel, I couldn't feel luckier. That was the, the life goal was to like, when you're, I feel like, even just a few years ago when people life goal was to like, when you're,

I feel like even just a few years ago when people would kind of be like, what's your dream? I would be embarrassed to say because you don't ever want to say your dreams out loud because it's so scary. But it was like, I would be like,

I don't know, a show, but like Parks and Rec or like a Mike Schur type of show, you know what I mean? Like an ensemble comedy where everybody like loves each other. And then Mike Schur. Mike Schur. Okay. Mike Schur calls. Literally like, You know what I mean? Like an ensemble comedy where everybody loves each other.

I love that. Mike Schur. Mike Schur. Okay. Mike Schur calls. Literally a legend. And it's funny, too, because the television that I liked when I was in high school, I really didn't watch that much comedy. And now I really don't watch that much comedy.

I get very invested in the drama. Have you watched Big Little Lies? Bitch. Bitch. Okay, drop everything. Drop everything. All right, so we haven't had a guest that like

I dropped everything we haven't had a guest that has every time we sit down with a guest and I say have you watched Big Little Lies

they're like I gotta get on it they're like no I haven't and I just in my heart I feel daggers

deep that's when I turn the show off every single no I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I love it I loved it oh my every single no I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I love it I loved it

oh my god I loved it loved it and I and I I didn't know I was going to like I saw the commercials and I was like

that's a lot of actors that I like but all together I don't know what is it right you know when I first saw the trailer for it

it was like I was like what is this show does it take place in the past yeah because they flipped they kept I kept seeing these like images

of Skarsgård like, and Nicole Kidman looking so fucking beautiful. No, Matt's crying again. I weep for her. I do too. Oh my God.

How are we so lucky? We're so lucky. To have Nicole Kidman. How are we so lucky? I don't know. And have you seen the trailer for The Beguiled? No.

The Beguiled, the new Sofia Coppola movie. No, I have not. So good. Star Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst is my heart. Kiki D? Kiki D.

She's my heart. I love her too. Al Fanning and Colin Farrell. Oh, that's a damn cast. It's a damn cast. And Matt, I won't say this line because the trailer ends with Colin Farrell screaming. Oh my God. What's the...

Oh, you know what? Well, we can't recall this right now. I'm so sorry. Give me like the gist of it. Hold on. Hold on. What's the word that he used? Vengeful. Oh my God. What's the, you know what? Well, we can't recall this right now. I'm so sorry. Give me like the, hold on, hold on. What's the word that he used? Vengeful.

Here it comes. Even if it's wrong. He just, he screams and he's like, what have you done to me? You vengeful bitches. And cuts, and cuts to them all sitting at their decadent dinner table and it's civil war era.

And it's Nicole Kim and at the head of the table, like playing like, I'm sweating. And Kirsten Dunst like and Elle Fanning and like all these other like gorgeous actresses all sitting there

in the period garb and he's just screaming out and you're like what is this? So when does it come out and when are we going? June 23rd. Are we going?

It's gonna be the Cannes Film Festival. It's competing for the Palme d'Or. The Palme d'Or. Oh that sounds amazing. Today I tweeted out for the pom d'or the pom d'or so oh that sounds amazing today I tweeted out hashtag the last Jedi and posted the trailer

for the beguiled because I know everyone's gagging for the last Jedi right now but it's not what you should be watching absolutely

big little lies guys come on who's okay who's who's our favorite Nicole I mean obviously it's like we don't have to pick favorites

all right here's the thing it's obviously either nicole or reese right right for the oh yeah oh my god because here's well laura is gonna well here's the thing okay here's the thing they're all so amazing yeah and then it's crazy you watch the show about like female friendship and like it's all together and then they're like but who will win the i know and that's the hard part about even like ranking them right and we can but but i just mean they're so different they're so different and and oh my god we're so lucky that this was made i know i and honestly i'll tell you who's so lucky who she yeah she was she's fucking lucky she will catch

my drift she's lucky and i heard this is some tea i will not name names i will say that i heard that there was another actress that they were really going for but they were like let's see if shailene will do it i have a guess like we'll do it off camera you do you want to guess on on camp go ahead here's my on cam guess jay lawrence no it wasn't her it's someone that's less established but I'll tell you later but I think they

Suzy Green oh my god she would gag as Jane she would be so good she would gag as Jane but I think that they reached out to Shailene

because they were like let's just see if she'll do it and she did it she did it you know what she's great and I don't even need to come yeah okay good good good

I'm glad to hear that I've it but yeah lucky to have that yes it's hard to even put her in the same

world as those two women or three women or four women whoever you're talking about but god damn it Nicole Kidman

moves me to my she I mean I also should say I'm a gigantic Nicole Kidman fan and I did in fact see Moulin Rouge 14 times in the movie theater I think I saw spider-man 1 I think I saw it seven times that's the most I've ever done but

14 that's that's that's insane that was and a lot of them were me and my dad together oh my god the soundtrack I wore out yes yeah yeah and then the year or two before that my record was this is so weird you guys are gonna get me a weird look I saw Saving Private Ryan nine times how did you emotionally withstand that I'm many facets I they show a type of dramatic writing and the scene where Giovanni Ribisi is dying I think I have never felt so bad it

wait you didn't like it or you did like it no I it affected me so much when he's crying over his mother I was like I was like no I

yeah that's a I mean they showed us that movie and they showed us Thelma and Louise and I love Thelma and Louise Thelma and Louise is my favorite movie that's an amazing movie.

There you go. But wait, okay, so listen. If I have a ballot in my hands for the Emmys, I do check off Reese Witherspoon and here's why. I feel like she does more. She gave you range. She gave you versatility. I think that Nicole, if she were to win an Emmy for it, I would leap to my feet. But for me, it's like Reese Witherspoon

gave me personally everything I could possibly need and I do think her monologue in the sixth episode to her daughter is maybe the best acted scene I've seen in a long time. What about that scene with her and Nicole in the car where they're talking about like not being enough or whatever that made me cry

yeah Reese the other thing and I don't know tell me if this is how you guys feel Reese also surprised me Nicole I'm just saying this is nothing against Nicole it's a compliment I everything she did I was like yes Nicole and with Reese I was like

Reese does that make sense the depth of Nicole's talent has been showcased yes and I'll take it forever until we die. Yeah. I say with Reese, she took, and I think I've said this before, she just takes us through Tracy Flick, Elle Woods, and I'll jokingly say June Carter Cash. It feels like a culmination.

Yeah. Yeah. It's everything she's done, but doing it at her best level. Yeah. It's fantastic. I mean, those therapy scenes with Nicole. Oh, Robin Weiger. You can't.

You can't. Robin Weiger. Excuse me, Robin. Just pursed lips, folded hands. God, I just finished the novel. Good for you. I watched, I listened, I read. I read the Big Little Lies novel,

and it's different enough that everyone will enjoy it. Okay, cool. And the way it wraps up is very different and makes me feel like, if they wanted to do a second season which apparently is like yeah they're talking about it right now what are your thoughts they could do it well leon moriarty is talking about writing the book first right so that then they can adapt they're saying like write a second season i'm like she's not writing the tv

show right right she would be writing they would come from her ideas and she would give them to david e kelly i guess Kelly, I guess is the idea. But I only want it if Jean-Marc Villalue is going to do it. What's sent you about a second season of Big Little Lies? I don't know. I think I'm staunchly like anti. Oh, I like that. Right?

Because it's like, what a neat, perfect. And everyone said this, the finale stuck the ending so hard. But when does a show ever do that? I mean. A show like that, I mean. Right, right, right. I agree.

Satisfying in such a good way. Also, I mean, a mystery, right? So we had that satisfaction of finding out this mystery that we've been living with for the entire season. Right, right, yes. But then also, it just was a beautiful hour of television or whatever it was. Like it was done so well. Even if you,

like I don't want to give anything away. So even if you guessed who was the killer and who was the killy, it was still, it still was so satisfying. Like I would say that I sort of could, I kind of knew what was going to happen, but it took nothing away from when I saw it.

I feel like that's what every, most people's experiences was that they like clocked it from a mile away, but it still did not. But not in a way where you were like rolling your eyes. Absolutely. Like I knew this was going to happen. So I don't know how you would create that in a second season. You know what? You could do it.

Okay, here we go. You could do it because there's a lot of backstory in the novel about Bonnie. He read the novel. He read the book. I'm just trying backstory in the novel about Bonnie. Okay, but when he read the novel, he definitely understands. Think about this. We didn't get much resolution at all with Madeline's character. Right.

Like, you just kind of assume that it's gonna be okay. Yeah. But there's a lot there if they want to do a second season. With that character, the storyline there is pretty clear, I think. Right.

With Shailene Woodley you have the fact that now she no no no I'm sorry that was actually good now she's family right

with Nicole Kidman and like that's something to navigate my screech thing it was just that moment of course I mean again

she didn't I didn't gag for Shay Wood but I appreciate and also by the end of it I didn't care who I liked or didn't gag for Shay Wood, but I appreciate. And also, by the end of it, I didn't care who I liked or didn't like. I liked them all. And I laughed at your screech because it was just a funny sentence. Bonnie would be a main character.

Cool. So there's a lot about the backstory of her character that would make you understand what she does in the finale. There's a lot there and I want more Zoe Kravitz. I want to know, because Zoe Kravitz is someone who I only feel like we're kind of just now

seeing what she's capable of and I do think she's going to be a huge star. Get ready for this summer, Paul and Chia's movie. Yes, I saw her. Oh my God, I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait for that Rough Night

Oh my god Rough Night I auditioned to be Scar Jo's assistant Oh my god And you absolutely Should have gotten it But I did a director session

With Lucia and Paul And it was so fun That's so fun And then I was just like You know what's nice With Paul Lucia They will be making movies Until we all die

Exactly So if it's not this one It's another one I think he might be The funniest person I've ever seen So funny And Lucia

Like his videos With Paul Lucia like his video his videos with Pauly Lu I just if listeners haven't checked him out Pauly Lu dot com or whatever the hell Google Pauly Lu right now

and watch every Real Housewives of South Boston I just I watch him perform and I'm just like I'm just gonna I'm just gonna sit on the side no no no no

I'm just gonna watch there's room for everybody there's room for everybody but God but like if it means That I can enjoy more of him if I have to try less I'll just sit on the side And watch he's so fucking amazing

And this I'll say about Lucia And I don't want to like get too like esoteric With like the Broad City episode That I did Which you were amazing in But Lucia directed and she was So perfect Like the way she was so perfect. I know.

Like the way she was like delegating work and just making these decisions in the moment. I was like, yes. Yeah, it really is perfect. It is so watching. I think my first episode of Broad City seeing going on to this like real set of a real TV show and seeing Abby and Alana and Lucia and Paul. It was so overwhelming. it was like I like could have cried the entire day it was so overwhelming that's how I felt yeah I was like this is something really cool yeah it was

incredible I mean it's always there I'm so proud of them yeah yeah but it is truly insane I can't wait for Rough Night though oh I can't I really I'm very excited you've seen it yeah okay yeah are you in it I'm not in it but it's I love all of them

and I can't wait for Zoe Kravitz to just do more yes she's gonna do more I'm very excited okay so just back to this for one second here's the reason

why I'm not begging for a second season you could have even said gagging for gagging for you did sign a change.org petition for the second season

I didn't start it. I signed it and strongly I gave a strongly worded endorsement. But this was actually before the season finale aired. And now I feel like

now that this season series finale has aired I'm like you know what this is kind of a perfect piece of work for me anyway. I agree. I think it's like

it's hard as people that like to watch things or hear things or whatever the art is that you like. All you want is more. Yes. But every like, okay, not to bring it back to my babies.

But when One Direction decided to take a break, and I'm saying break in quotes because to me they're, they are done. That was the breakup, yeah. Which, and everybody was so. Incensed. So upset about it. And for me, I was like, what more do you want? These guys were put together when they were teenagers they're all finding their own voices like let's let this be a perfect little moment in time and then go on and do you know what i mean right yeah yeah so i just the reason

why i'm not on my hands and knees begging is because i know that reese and nicole have bought truly madly guilty which i literally have the novel in my backpack, which is the other Leigh-Anne Moriarty novel. Now this could be a, not necessarily a miniseries, it could be a TV movie for HBO potentially. They've bought it. They really want to make this work. I feel like it would be a huge mistake

to not go forward with this. Apparently the book is amazing and it's about three couples who reunite in a a summer home for like a weekend. And like things go crazy. Apparently it's going to be Nicole Reese and Naomi Watts. Oh,

Kim. Naomi. Give me the Watts. Okay. Give me the Watts. And you know that. So Reese and Nicole are now such good friends. Yeah.

I love that friendship. Nicole and Naomi are. Old friends. Old friends. Reese and Naomi will be new friends. I I love that Nicole and Naomi are old friends old friends Reese and Naomi will be new friends I know and like

just can't wait to see what it's like a bottle series Naomi can bring to the ball oh she can bring a lot she can bring a lot to the ball we saw the impossible it's like it's like a bottle episode

but in a mini series yes I hope one of the the couple men is I'm gonna say Ewan McGregor that's my hope cause you know Nicole loves

Nicole and Naomi. And Naomi. Oh my god. And maybe Reese. I can't think far enough back. I don't think so. Did Reese and Ewan ever do anything together? Probably not. I'm sure they met. Yeah. What men have Reese and Nicole shared or Reese and Naomi shared? Joaquin Phoenix. I'm saying it right there. Joaquin.

I feel like I don't want Joaquin Phoenix. No, I don't either, but I was just answering the question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, of course, of course. Let's not say anything that we regret because they might listen to this and cast Joaquin and then we have to have Joaquin.

And then we have to have Joaquin. We have to. I will say controversial. Okay, so I want Ewan McGregor. I want Luke Wilson. Wait, Luke Wilson from Enlightened? I mean, from everything,

but is that what we're talking about? Luke Wilson? Luke Wilson from like everything. Why did I say Enlightened? I mean, he was in it. Sure, he was in Enlightened. Because you got Laura Dern on the brain. Because you got Laura Dern on the brain, but also. Okay, you talking about? Luke Wilson? Luke Wilson from like everything. Why did I say Enlightened? I mean, he was in it. Because you got Laura Dern on the brain. You said Luke Wilson. Oh, I was thinking Patrick

Wilson. Or Patrick Wilson. Maybe Luke and Patrick Wilson. Wait, was Luke Wilson in Enlightened? Luke Wilson was her ex-husband. Right? Yes. Yes. Her kind of like deadbeat ex-husband. He's not what you said. Okay. So weird that I...

Luke and Patrick. Why not? Brothers Wilson. I love it. Oh my God. There are a lot of good options. If we got Skarsgård, would it feel too similar? Would it feel too in the family?

It would be hard. Would it be too Ryan Murphy? It would be hard. It would be so hard to like... Yeah, it would be hard for me. It's going to be hard even just seeing Reese and Kid Mon. Sure. Well, for Skarsgård, it's like the presence was eliminated.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to spoil too much. He was killed in the last episode. And fuck you if you haven't watched it yet. Fuck you. The thing is, with Nicole, though, I know they own this property now, but I feel like she's got to be booked for the next two years.

The woman works all the time she rules she fucking rules what a gift what and also that's gonna anyway I'll have more to say about it later but no Matt and I Matt was like sold on Reese the night after the day after she was arrested because I liked her so much more ten times more

she's like do you even know who I am I'm pregnant but then she this is beyond this is beyond she went on Good Morning America or Today Show and they were like why did you even know who I am? Like this is, I'm pregnant. But then she. This is beyond. This is beyond. She went on Good Morning America or Today Show. And they were like, why did you say you were pregnant? She was like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not pregnant.

She really like came out the other side of that. Like not that scarred. Not that scarred. It was so funny. It was a tour de force. And also, I don't know if she gets, I don't know if Big Little Lies happens without that. Right. Oh, good point. Officer.

Officer. Hi. I just need to tell you that I'm pregnant and so i can't yeah i just need i can't and also you know i have a right to be out here i'm an american this is my favorite i'm an american citizen standing on american ground wait that is so perfect i'm an american citizen standing on american ground and i can be here And then he promptly arrests her. This is beyond. And the husband is like, why did you do that? Why did you just listen? She goes,

I have a right to do that. He goes, no, you don't. Oh my God. You don't. Wait, did you,

how do you know all these? Was it recording? Oh, I mean, I feel like, I feel like I've heard her say like, do you even know who I am? But I don't remember all the details.

There's a whole five minute long video. Oh, me gonna watch. Me gonna watch. We a whole five minute long video oh me gonna watch me gonna watch we were gonna watch right after this me gonna watch right after this

okay me gonna watch right after this oh me gonna watch I always love reach for the spring because actually literally top three one of my favorite

movies is legally blonde legally blonde okay great of course I actually think the screenplay should be studied in schools

there we go there we go there I said I threw it down and um oh he went that actually my eyes went wide and he shut down be studied in schools there we go there we go there i said i threw it down and um oh he actually like my eyes went wide and he shut down oh my god the first time i ever remember seeing reese was in a little movie called man in the moon man on the man man in the moon yeah with one of the like london brother or twin brothers yeah it's a very like coming of age

sexual kind of like watch it at your church camp type of thing. But in a good way. Mine was Pleasantville. And she burst onto the scene for me. It's like for me, I said this to Pat Regan. The first time I ever said like, who the fuck is Reese Witherspoon was when she just said this line. It's the very beginning of Pleasantville and she's on the phone

talking to her friend about what outfit she's going to wear that night. And she goes, I was thinking about wearing the red top. And she puts it up to herself in the mirror and she goes, it's not slutty. It's fun. And I just was like, I just butchered the delivery. But like, I was just like, come on. Were you like, I want to be her?

I had the same reaction to her that I had to Alicia Silverstone when I was like six. Which was just like, what is good with this person? I have to know everything. Yes, totally. What is good? this person i have to know everything yes totally what is good okay i think it's time is it time but you know i could talk for oh no i want to stay here and talk for this is well the thing is right after we're gonna watch a the trailer for the beguiled okay me gonna watch me gonna watch and then me watch Risa this one get arrested Also Big Little Lies

Is better than Feud We don't have to do this We don't have to do that I have a couple I don't think so Honey's today I'm just saying This is the whole point of both Feud And Big Little Lies is about women

Letting them I know but the thing is I'm responding to the people being like, come on, Big Little Lies is not that great and Feud is better. It's like, A, you're wrong, and B, that's not the point. Well, then you're both, exactly.

Let them both live. Let them both live. I'm both the villain and the hero in this story. Aren't we all, though? There we go. Yeah, I'm an anti-hero. Anti-hero. Aren't we all, though?

Aren't we all, aren't we all though aren't we tall though you're gonna say okay you're gonna watch you're gonna watch me gonna watch is the title brett producer brett hot producer yeah we got a thumbs up okay um all of our producers are very hot someone on the reviews called called joe hot producer joe and i was like wait a minute. All the Forever Dog Boys. How dare you? Is this Brett hearing for the first time that we think he's hot? Hi, Brett. Hey, Brett. Yeah.

You look great, Brett. I love hot people. Do you think LA made... Do you think you're hot because of LA, Brett? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, he said yeah. Now, that was just a question I have because this is my second time

being in Los Angeles ever. You're hot, so you're good either way. No, but I feel like, I don't know, sometimes I have friends come here and they just get more hot. And I'm like,

is it LA? Is it the sun? What's happening? It's a little bit of like, yeah, a little bit of the sun, a little bit of like the culture, a little bit of working out, a little bit of taking care of yourself.

In New York, I love a drink. I love a drink. I love to eat. I love a diner. I, a little bit of working out, a little bit of taking care of yourself. In New York, I love a drink. I love a drink. I love to eat. I love a diner. I love a little, being a little glutton. Yes,

I love staying out late. I love not getting any sleep and I love not working out. And in LA, I'm like, you get your sleep. You get your sleep. You get your,

you get your Pilates. You get your Pilates. Lots to think about. I know. Come, just come stay with me. You know, I want you guys in LA.

I fucking found you. Remember when, when me. You know I want you guys in LA. I fucking found you. Remember when you were like, I'm coming to LA. I was like, hi. I know we don't know each other that well. Oh yeah, that was our CBS diversity. Oh yeah. Scandal. Stay tuned. Anyway, you want to tell them

about I Don't Think So Honey? For those of the kids that don't know. Can you imagine not knowing? For the children who don't know, I Don't Think So Honey for those of the kids that don't know? Can you imagine not knowing? For the children who don't know, I Don't Think So Honey is, for now, the crown jewel of the podcast. Who knows if a jeweler won't come along later and cut us a new stone? Bowen and I might have spoken last night about a new segment

that we could do called Las Provocatistas. Las Provocatistas. Where we say something provocative. Tell me what you think about this idea. It's creating a fake blind item about celebrities. And we're going to have like scandalous music playing. That's so fun. That's so fun.

I think you can all look forward to at least us trying out. Yes, for sure. So we're going to see what sticks. Okay, but last, I don't think so honey, we take one minute to rail against something in culture, something that's bothering us, something that's making us itch our skin raw. So Matt, do you have something prepared? I don't have something prepared.

I do. You do. Okay. All right, let's put it on the clock. Hold on one second. I'll start it up. And I just,

sorry, sorry, sorry to the listeners. Okay. This is going to, this is going to drive a wedge between me and that's okay. Before we listen, can we all connect with each other?

Yes. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. I love this. Okay. Great. Thank you.

All right. I'm on your side. Okay. Okay. Oh my God, I love this. Yeah. Okay, great. Thank you. All right. I'm on your side. Thank you, Darcy. We'll see you after this. This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

Jessica Lange. I'm just sorry. I feel like I've seen everything that you can do. I don't know. I just, I don't think so, honey. And I'm sorry that the Emmy race is pushing me to say this, but the thing is, I go onto the message boards like you do, and I see people talking, and I talk to Guy Branum,

and he says, this Emmy is Jessica Lange's to lose. And I'm sorry, but the degree of difficulty in Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman and even Susan Sarandon's performances are much higher, honey. Jessica Lange is essentially doing a sketch comedy performance of Joan Crawford. And I'm sorry, but look, it's a big juicy role.

She's playing it exactly like she should play it. But don't tell me that she's giving a more, oh my God, more layered and textured performance than the girls on Big Little Lies. They're not in the same league. They're not in the same league, honey. She's a big soapy actress and that's wonderful. She does what she does so well.

She got so many Emmys. She wipes her ass with them. She doesn't need another one, honey. Susan Sarandon, she's probably not great in real life, but she's killing her on Feud, and so are the big little Isis. I don't think so, honey. Oh, that's one minute.

Breathless. I've never been so anguished when I've done one, but I can't hear this about Jessica Lange. That was a new tone of voice I've never heard from you. Breathless anguish. Honestly, I didn't breathe the whole time. I can't see Jessica Lange walk away with Reese or Nicole's Emmy.'ve never heard from you. Right, less anguish. Honestly, I didn't breathe the whole time. I can't see Jessica Lange walk away with Reese or Nicole's Emmy.

I can't, guys. You know what I will say. I'm sorry, you're not right. You're not right. Here's what Jessica does in Feud. She has like a residual German accent from Freak Show. I'm like, why are you talking like that?

Oh, that's so funny. I haven't watched Feud yet, by the way. It's great. It's a great show. I will. I know sketch comedians at UCB that could do what Jessica Lange is doing on that show. Cast, rec's so funny. I haven't watched Food yet, by the way. It's great. It's a great show. I will. I know sketch comedians at UCB that could do what Jessica Lange is doing on that show. Cast, recast right now.

Okay, Sudi could definitely do it. There we go. Christy Jackleford could do it. There we go. Desi Domo could do it. There we go. I have people that... I have people.

Darcy, you go up there as Joan Crawford. I was going to say, the moment that Dar darcy like stars in her own rom-com i'll say not to like i'm not i don't know if that's the appropriate god yes but like iconic oh you guys come on i feel like the wolves and the vultures are gonna come for me about that and it's not no shade jessica lang in general i think she's fabulous but you know what the woman has a lot of emys and like two Oscars like come on this isn't the one for you

this is not the one for you the wolves and the vultures are gonna come and can I tell you something let them come let them come let them come for me speak your truth

speak your truth let them come we give you we give you all the room to debate in the comments thank you come on down below

the comments of what you guys where's your social media presence okay we don't know there's not a Facebook page for this podcast well he made one I made one with like three people who like it because i'm nervous i

would love a little instagram of loss okay that is easy that's like you're right or a twitter it's like link in the phone we need to do better with that i mean it's just a simple little here's a picture of the guest and here's the episode it came out today sure it's simple personal instagrams at faye dunaway and at matt rogers though but But we will. I mean, that's great. That's great. But we do need it. You guys have a fucking thing going. We have to consolidate. Let's fucking... Thank you, Darcy. I will take that. You're right. I will take that into account. Okay, I'll go. Bowen, it's time

for your I Don't Think So, Honey. And what can I say? Your time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey Airbnbs who are just bad hostels. Is that what it means? Matt and I are staying in one right now in Echo Park, and honey, it is on the steepest incline I have ever walked up in my entire life.

I am winded every time I open the damn gates. With which key, honey? I don't even know. Mark the keys, honey. These Airbnb people who put up their fake headshots on the website and say their name is Deborah, but then Matt and I meet a man named Chris with two aggressive dogs instead?

I don't think so, honey. Chris, who gave us dry towels. 30 seconds. I don't think so, honey. Chris, you send us to the bathroom, and there's pumps for shampoo, conditioner, body wash, but where's the toothpaste, honey? I need to walk down the street, down Echo Park Avenue, to a

little equivalent of a bodega to buy a new toothpaste, and I don't think so, honey. That was a solid 30 minutes of my day. I don't think so honey that was a solid 30 minutes of my day I don't think so honey you need to be more accurate with your listings honey I don't think so honey the sharing economy is a farce and I fucking hate it I don't think so honey I see right through you bitch

I don't think so honey Airbnb when you are just trying to be a hostile there are poop stains in the toilet there are poop stains in the toilet I looked at can you believe the poop stains I didn't want to believe there were poop stains in the toilet. There are poop stains in the toilet. I looked at... Can you believe the poop stains? No, no, no, no, no.

I didn't want to believe there were poop stains. Poop stains forever. How many more days are you guys there? Get the fuck... Three more days. And then we're moving to a new one with our friend Dave in Romania. Okay, Dave. Dave, bring the goods, please.

Bring the goods. He will bring the goods. And honey, there's more furnishings in the next one. I can't wait. God damn it, guys. I hate that I'm happy that you went for them

thank you thank you so much Darcy are you ready I'm ready and I'm scared and I'm just gonna let it come come on let it come because I'm not good

at talking fast but here we go here we go it's not you know what I mean do your thing here we go Darcy Carden

I don't think so honey time starts now I don't think so honey that one fucking neighbor do you know what I mean oh honey I don't think so, honey. That one fucking neighbor. Do you know what I mean? Oh, honey, I don't think you need to ever speak to me ever. Literally ever.

If you want to say hi, that's okay. That's the most. I don't need you to ever ever ever comment on my clothes, honey. If I am wearing yoga pants, I don't want to tell you if I'm going to work out or if I'm just being chill as fuck. It is not your business, honey. Thank you so much, though.

I don't need you to tell me that you don't like the David Bowie shirt I'm wearing because guess what, honey? He died a month later and that's on your head. Honey, I am so sorry. Honey, thank you so much. And your little fucking license plate with Fox Century 21,

whatever the fuck it is. Guess what? This is LA, honey. We all work at Fox, honey. Thank you so much. 10 seconds. I need you to never, literally never look me in the eye. I don't want to talk to you.

If I talk to another old, fat, gray, white man, I am going to fucking kill. Oh, my word. Introduced the new, this is the new thing you say to like little, to put a little point on your, on your point is you say, thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Iconic. Iconic. I don't think so. I believe that that is a thing where all of a sudden people will talk shit about a certain celebrity and then they'll go. I'm kidding you not. Oh my God, no.

There was so much talk about Carrie Fisher in the two days prior to her passing away. All of a sudden she kept coming up in conversation. If you were being shitty about it? No, just like, I think I might have even said something like, oh, that old broad. You know, something like that. Like, oh, she's like seen the world and back. Like she was zoned out on coke in the 80s. Ha, ha, ha. And then hearing that she had had a heart attack, it was like, I begged the universe.

Totally. Please, please no. What can I do? Yeah. But I do believe that like you gotta watch the shit you talk about your older celebs. Yes, because you know what? You should be so lucky. It was that neighbor's fault.

And look, oh my God, Darcy. The neighbors. Why do they insist? We don't need to talk. A little hello. But the conversation. And he's like calling out from like his kind of front porch veranda thingy. I'm like, go in your backyard. Straight up he said he didn't like your David Bowie shirt? Yeah, I think he was doing it in like a playful way. There's this old man thing, like rich old white man thing where they're sort of being like... Negging you?

Yeah, negging. Yeah. Where it's like... Yeah, exactly. Oh my God. Like flirting almost where I'm like, I mean, I can't. Pick a new, pick a new dude. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I am happy to be at an age where I don't feel the need to like... Talk back. Yes. talk back. Yes. Where I can, where I can kind of shut it down and not feel like a bad, a bad person or like a bad girl. Not even a bad person.

Yeah. I hear you. You know what I mean? Like, Oh, I was like, I didn't like, I was in that person's attention because it's like,

he's entitled to like, give me intention. And now it's fun. It's almost fun to be like, no, we're not doing this. Yeah. Yeah.

I think I learned that from Fran Gillespie. Fran. Oh my God. Icon. Another, again, have her on this. be like, no, we're not doing this. Yeah. I think I learned that from Fran Gillespie. Fran. Oh, my God. Icon. Again. Have her on this, you guys. We'd love to. Honestly, we should.

Fran Gillespie, DCM last year. We were standing outside, the three of us, me, Matt, and Fran wasted. And Fran just comes on. She just started doing the most funny bit. She started doing the most funny bit. She was like, you know what? I don't think. I don't think.

You know what? I think pride is a little too much, right? Pride is a little too much. It's like, pull your pants up. Pull your pants up. She just started doing pull your pants up.

Pull your pants up. And I was like, this is so fucking funny. Yeah, she's as funny as they come. She's so great. And also, she's another one

that I used to see at UCB all the time. And I was always like, I love her. Also, she was a hammer cat. She was a hammer cat. Yes, I know. And she's a boxer too. She was a boxer. She was a boather. She double dipped it. I love her. Also, she was a hammer cat. She was a boxer, too.

She was a boxer. She double dipped it. I love her. Darcy, oh my God. This is transcendent. I love you. You guys. I'm raising the ring.

We're holding hands. Let's hold hands. Let's hold hands. Yay. Now it doesn't end for us anyway. And it unfortunately ends for you, the listeners. But now we're going to go watch Reese Get Arrested. Me going to watch.

Me definitely going to watch. And we're going to watch Reese get arrested and listen I recommend that you guys I encourage you to do unless you're driving then maybe take a moment and also really quickly um Darcy's gonna be on Barry on HBO yeah it's not until um the winter so that's so far away but we're shooting it right now it's gonna be to be great. It's about, it's about, really quick, it's about a hitman who, the smallest version is a hitman who decides

to become an actor. Oh, I love it. And I'm one of the actors in like his acting class. So on board. Taught by Henry Winkler. Henry Winkler! It's really,

it's amazing. All star cast. It's going to be great. Oh my God. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. You're obsessed. Okay, you're going to be.

Oh my God. And watch it on The Good Place. It's such a good show. Such a good show. Wow,'re gonna be. Oh my God. And watch her on The Good Place. It's such a good show. Such a good show. Wow, I love this. Oh, this is fun. You guys, Darcy, thank you so much. I'm Matt Rogers.

And you guys, wait. I'm just gonna say, thank you for what you do every week. Oh, come on. We, the fans and the listeners, cannot get enough. Stop. We love you.

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