Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman)

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

Sarah Sherman aka Sarah Squirm aka Sarah Nicole aka Monstro SarahNicole aka Triangle Head aka Straggot aka Gay Icon Who Takes It Seriously aka THE LEGEND joins Las Cultch for The Laughing Episode (finally). Pancakes are truly on the ceiling as three fools discuss David Lynch, Twin Peaks, The Traitors, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, The Substance, Nosferatu and the value of "production value". Also, Sarah's "serious face", Sarah's "perfect man", Sarah's crush on her "100 year old English teacher", Sarah's passionate love of Coralie Fargeat, Sarah's top five housewives, Sarah's role on General Hospital, Sarah's transformation when she wears wigs and the official introduction of KYLEs to the Las Cultch fandom. All this, the word "this", the number one best scene in television history, humidifier drama, Laganja Estranja appreciation, re-formulated patchouli, and the moment when true evil was released into the world. Send in your drawings of Necessarious the Dinosaur and tag Matt, Bowen, Sarah and Las Culturistas! And watch SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We need some laughter today. Oh yes. On a week like this, I used to dream of better days. I used to dream and I hoped I'd never wake up. I had my first amazing sleep of, I guess the year, but I guess the last like six months. Oh, I've been sleeping so bad.

What would you attribute your good sleep to? No more eye mask. No more. Oh, you're not using it anymore? It's crazy. I think it's the winter time. This is so deeply boring to talk about. But I- Then let's just skip it.

Let's skip. We need to talk about- I wanna hear. No, no, no. Don't come in here. I don't like the posture that you have right now. Frog ass bitch. You're a frog ass bitch. Cause I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like this. What's the explanation? And so why don't we just say you had a first thing you wanted to say in quotes. Is this the first thing Sarah brought a gun to the studio and that's what she wanted us to say. You better. I have a first thing to say and a gun to the studio. That's what she wanted us to say.

You better. I have a first thing to say, and you better ask me again, even though this is not what we do with our repeat guests, ask me again. What was the culture that you say culture is for me? What's your explanation for this? I have to say like this because as you know, I came to the studio today with a triangle head. Which means is my is my hair a triangle, a pyramid head like in Silent Hill? I couldn't tell if you wanted to be told yes or no. I just like know if you guys are my friends

You'd be like girl. You do have triangle heads and I but that's okay and just rocket I told you what you have you have it's not a triangle shape. It's an isosahedron a 20 sided figure not the name A 20 sided figure. Not the name. Cause I said, an isosahedron. Boots. Can you look that up? 20 sided. A 20 sided figure.

Something deca, decahedron. Oh my God. I thought you were kidding for being hilarious points. I saw Sagon. I saw Sagon? I saw the TV Sagon. I saw the TV Glow Sagon. I saw the TV Glow Sagon. I saw the TV Sagon. I saw the TV Glow Sagon. I saw the TV Glow Sagon.

I had a drink the other night. I saw Sagon. Sure. Our guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before. She is, you know, just one of our great friends. One of our great, although this is, I can I say the power of the room, directed by Jane Champion, the power of the room, this is the first time the three of us

have been in the room together. No! Well you know what happened? I took a very short hiatus, I believe it was a one episode hiatus. You were in Vegas seeing Kelly Clarkson. I was in Vegas doing my thing, and you were the guest and I was like, great.

Now I have to have her turn, obviously, right back around and come back. That's actually crazy. Why? Because there was one episode you weren't on and it just happened to be the episode that your sister was on. I know.

Long Island. Pisces. Runner. Pisces. Running. We like the same things. I guess, but your thing is going to Vegas to see Kelly Clarkson.

It could be yours. It could be yours too. You want to come? I'm going again to see Mariah Shania. I'm literally just found out that I'm available and I'm going. Mariah Shania, does that mean I'm available too? Or it's like-

Yes, it means you're available too. You want to come? Come. Wait, Vegas? Vegas, Los. We're going to have such a ball. Vegas, I'm a Los. Sarah's favorite thing is, and let's examine this,

it could be troubling is she always, every week is going, we're blacking out this week at the after party. By the way, first of all, never once happens. And number two, guess how much it takes me to black out? Maybe four and a half point two sips of one gin and tonic. Oh, you're not a tank at all. Oh, no, not a Sherman tank, as they would like to think. Pancakes on the ceiling after a sip. You're kidding me. That's disgusting. Well to black out immediately

I thought wait is pancakes on the ceiling meaning you throw hard projectile. It hits the ceiling and never like random sauce Wait, what's the reason you were sitting like that? So I could just like kind of like you wouldn't really see the triangle There's no triangle. You know what I'm saying? Like guys, I'm just like, the correct name of it. It's not an isosogon. She clearly said Becca clearly said she couldn't pronounce it.

She threw a bunch of sounds together in her mouth and was explained it. That's Rebecca. I've never even thought of you as being a Rebecca. Rebecca. I've never even thought of you as being a Rebecca. That is how I've always felt. Wait, your necklace literally not to be like this. Oh, she's wearing a Rebecca necklace. Explain that. Because my mother was like,

this is my gift to you in very Latin fashion. I'm gonna give you a giant gold. So cool. With your name on it. With your name on it. Government name. Okay. So cool. But I always go by that. OK, it's very formal to me.

Rebecca is sort of like how you forget that my full name is Matthew. If you really think about it for even two seconds, you'll remember. Right. But you would have you wouldn't have known. Wait until you find out about the power of Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole should be your stage name. Sarah, Sarah Nicole. That Nicole. Sarah Nicole should be your stage name. Sarah, Sarah Nicole. That's my like Allie.

It's like you're, it's like you're Allie. It's like, I just want to see like an Angelina's photo and like all over it was just Sarah Nicole. You big titties rocking it out. I want, I want a Rebecca name blade that says Jewish American princess. Wow. I'm Sarah Nicole. Present. Pump it up name play that says Jewish American princess. Wow. I'm Sarah Nicole presents. Pump it up with Sarah Nicole, Jewish American princess.

Don't you know, pump it up. We have to get into it. Everyone, please welcome into your ears, Sarah Sherman. Sarah Triangle Sherman. Sarah Triangle Sherman. What's the first thing? Sarah Nicole. What was the first thing you had to say? You remember what was that? That was it, the triangle.

I tried to get it out of the way. I tried to, cause I knew everybody was going to be like, sorry, your readers are going to be opening the book and seeing that I had the triangle. I don't like the way that you, you had poison venom wrapped around every word of that. Your readers are going to open the book. I'm feeling naughty today.

Okay, so serious. So something I can't stop thinking about as we're watching the new season of The Traders. Sarah has boiled it down to that show basically being people saying to each other. What? People saying to each other this, this. You're being evil.

You're being evil. It's like all reality and like pretense melts away and you forget where they- It's all pretense. But it's like they're forgetting that it's a game. Right. No, I love that. When the lines blur and people are really crying hard

and feel betrayed. Like when, okay, so spoiler alert for the traders, if you haven't watched it, we're gonna talk a little bit about it. When Tony got voted out, he was like, you're a sellout. You're a sellout. You're a sellout, Rob.

You're a cop. Shut up. Who, who laughed last year because he was so overwhelmed. Oh my God, yes. I forgot the gentleman's name. Oh, the boxer. Yeah. And that was like the encapsulation of the problem,

which is like people, they're forgetting that it's a game and they're like literally like, you're literally being evil. And I'm thinking you're a traitor. You are evil and your behavior is evil and it's been evil ever since the traders were chosen. Ever since Alan made his choice. I love whenever they say since Alan made his choice.

Like as if Alan coming himself is actually picking. But there's something important in the tone that Sarah's embodying which which is you're being evil. You're being evil right now. Wait, do you guys think, like, it's like, Dorynda's acting evil right now. Dorynda's acting really evil. And it's like forgetting the fact that it was,

well, that's why they have to say Alan Cumming chose. Yeah. So that they remember that evil is not inherent. It's a construction. It's a construction. Because then they get lost in the sauce, and they go like, they start crying, they're like, I have to leave because evil is afoot. To think that people could possess evil. Well, here's a construction. It's a construct. Cause then they get lost in the sauce and they go like, they start crying. They're like, I have to leave because evil is afoot.

To think that people could possess evil. Do you believe people are born wicked or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? And this actually goes into the other second thing I had to say with the coming into the studio with a gun. We didn't even know you had a second thing. Right, you didn't tell us you were the same thing. We just knew there was a first thing.

Well, remember when I said, I texted you guys and I was like, so when are you going to ask me like what culture is for me? We already asked you the first time you were on the show. This is your third appearance. Quite frankly, we've had it. Peewee. We understand. Peewee. You want to talk about it again? There is a different and it explains actually how I feel about the nature of good and evil. Okay. Okay. Because actually- So what was the culture that made you say culture was for you, Sarah? Tell us, tell us. This is the laughing episode.

It's the laughing one. Well, it can be explained. Let's just take a moment because we're about to miss the worldwide meditation, because we're recording this podcast, in honor of David Lynch's memory. I was just going to say, you're the perfect person to have on this week

to talk about David Lynch. For so many reasons. Because it's the laughing episode. It's the laughing episode. The substance is about to rack up lots of Oscar noms. It's about to rack. I think I was literally thinking I was sitting on the toilet as I do,

as we all do many evil things. Where you do your best thinking and shitting. Of course. And actually did you find out, that's what I was gonna say! What? Did you know you're not supposed to sit on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes?

Have you ever? Heard something more unfair. It's really, it's such a beautiful place to sort of- It's the best place to sit. Remain, yeah. I love remaining there. Whoa! I sit there sometimes and I'm like, I'm gonna remain here. Remain.

Not exit, remain. No, I will remain. What am I thinking of what remains? Is that an Oprah's bestseller? What remains an Oprah's bestseller? Is that an Oprah's bestseller? What remains? Does anyone have the capability of Google?

You're thinking of what lies beneath. What lies beneath? You're thinking of what happened by Hillary Clinton. Which was about the election. But her remains. You're thinking of what's the thing I've got to do? What's the last thing? What remains?

Oh, awesome. What remains? There's another thing I've accessed in a dream. I think you're thinking of. So there's a film from 2022 that's what remains. Could it be that? You're thinking of The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck. I legit think that's what I'm thinking of.

So what was the culture that made you say culture? I do think, I really, I think we do have to be taking a moment for last culture is just to say David Lynch. Okay, so I think I admit it to you, I basically know nothing. I am so illiterate with David Lynch. We've actually been saying now for several months that we're gonna get into Twin Peaks.

And we actually have it at this point. You know why you guys should? You love beautiful women and you love intrigue. Love. Yeah, that's actually true. That's actually so true. And I don't want to spoil anything, but basically in the larger, in the three season arc of Twin Peaks, you guys are looking at me so seriously. Because you're a true expert. I just think that it's like you guys really take women's like voices seriously. It's like, it's really interesting. Because you're a true expert. I just think that it's like, you guys really take women's like voices seriously. You literally go, you guys are being evil. You guys are being evil. You guys are actually like really evil. Do you think you'd be a good trader or a bad trader?

You'd be an amazing trader. I think I would, no, because remember, every time in a sketch I have to act serious. Well, you're like Carolyn in a way. Like you're so hard to pin down. Thank you for saying that. It's like she's acting crazy. She's not acting evil.

She's a genius. It's like you're both the same in that way. Everyone's like, oh, Sarah's being Sarah, but in fact she is deep down a genius. But do the face that I do when I'm trying to act serious. This is, if you tell Sarah, she has to like be like serious or keep a straight face in a genius. But do the face that I do when I'm trying to act serious. This is, if you tell Sarah she has to like be like serious or keep a straight face in a sketch, this is the best she can do.

Can I tell you? I noticed it. You doing a straight man role is my favorite thing. Yeah. I guess it's like, we are on stage doing a comedy show, by the way, and we're supposed to. But Sarah is truly joy personified. And then like-

I happen to be laughing and then they're like, oh, you're in a court scene. And so I'm like- Can you do your court face, please? But Sarah was in the Nosferatu prosthetics this Saturday. She's slayed by the way. And then meanwhile, like it's just supposed to look terrifying, but everyone's like,

that's the most adorable person of everything. Ruby McAllister did call me at 10 a.m. the next morning and said, did you know that you actually looked like a supermodel? It was like insane. You did, you were so captivating. You've never looked more beautiful. Ruby McAllister used to say that. Did you know you actually look like a monster?

And I was like, no, I know my arms are so skinny. It was like insane. Cause like when you have a hunchback, it like kind of like does the optical illusion where it's like your arm actually starts here. Oh, you do that, the Leah Michelle thing, like this, yeah, yeah, yeah. She can read. You were a monster.

You were a monster. But like skinny, chic, hot, cigarette dangling from the vest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She can read. You were monstro. You were monstro. But like skinny, chic, hot. Right. Cigarette dangling from the lips. NOSFACERA. NOSFACERA. Monstro NOSFACERA. Heroin chic.

NOSFACERA too. Monstro NOSFACERA. Monstro Sarah Nicole Sue. A head of the vet. I don't know. Monstro Sarah Nicole. When you say title of vet, this time I know you're professional.

The way it rolls off the tongue, like without barrier. That's how you know he's a professional. That's how you know I'm professional. The way it rolls off my tongue. I know when we get the title and Monstro Sarah Nicole is the title. The first thing that happens when I'm having a laughing attack is sweating

before laughing coming out of my mouth. That's amazing. You can probably see it glistening and think it's like a dewy sheen, but I'm profusely sweating because I'm laughing so hard. Wait, on sweating. On. Just to talk about the traders one more time,

what is going on with Santa Claus? Oh, I think he's on like crack. Is he having some sort of withdrawal? Oh, it's withdrawal. That's what it is. It's the opposite of being a drug. Here's the Vanderpump rules. He never acts like that.

He goes to a Scottish palace where they have no phones or. He has to travel internationally. Yeah, and then suddenly. He can't bring the drugs in there. He can't, he couldn't sit still. And he's sweating so much more than. Totally, yes. Can I tell you guys actually something

that I was too afraid to admit like four minutes ago? You don't have to be afraid in here. I as soon as they spoiler alert as soon as they stop watching As soon as they voted after it. No, I literally this was I was watching with my boyfriend. I'm like this What's this? Yeah, I can't keep what I can't hold my attention It was actually really rough because they they voted out some good people really quickly. They fucked up. That is fucking up.

The survivor people that have gone, it's kind of a shame. Yeah. Wait, who? Because then- Tony and Jeremy. Jeremy, yeah. Tony?

Oh, spoiler. That's crazy. Are you not caught up? No, I'm not kidding. Every time my boyfriend, and I'm straight by the way. That's okay. Don't let the shirt betray you. I'm standing with my time my boyfriend, and I'm straight by the way. That's okay. Don't let the shirt betray you. I'm standing with my straight girl.

We sort of all chose fashion today. What did I say about your shirt? Tell them. It's giving SpongeBob? Cause look. Oh, that's what you meant. What did you think she meant? I was like, what SpongeBob is this?

Is it a sponge-like character on your shirt? I'm like, bitch. Oh, you thought I was calling you like random person. He thought you were just being a bitch. I take back what I said about how you guys feel about women. I mean, yeah, exactly. I don't think so, honey. I'm a misogynist.

Gay guys. Huh? I don't think so, honey, gay guys. What about us? What about gay guys? Go on. Rights being taken away. Just so you know, it's not just Katie's that listen.

Some gay guys do listen still. Hot ones too. Yeah, Kyle's. That's so, Kyle! There's a subgroup that we actually, we said that we would officially induct them. No, we can't have five? What do you mean?

They said we couldn't have two. They said we couldn't have three. They said we couldn't have four. Kyle's? Welcome. You're four. Kyle's, welcome. Welcome. Kyle's. We love the Kyle's. I'm obsessed with you guys, it's crazy.

It's crazy. I think about Sarah every day and I smile. I have nothing to contribute to the conversation, because I just want to sit here and smile. Shut up. I just want to go, guys. Can I tell you who'd be so furious about that? All the Kyle's.

They want to hear from you so bad. Really? Yeah, they're, Oh yeah. Do you know that you're a gay icon? Are you, I'm not kidding, like I don't take that lightly. And I really- You shouldn't, you shouldn't. If you did, that would be fucked up. I know, I- Especially now in the time that we're in.

He's sworn in like right, he's getting sworn in like right. Oh no, I watched the whole thing. How is, was he serving? Can I tell you something? Here's my three takeaways. It was hell and like a funeral. Two, one nice thing I'll say, I did like Melania's hat. Three, Carrie Underwood sounded bad.

And for all of that to go down and for her to sound strained and shouty, woof. Really? Yeah, it was not good at all. And are you a Carrie girl or? I can't say I was ever identified as a Carrie girl. I've never really given her the proper on this show. You wanna know what it is?

I've always not had the best feeling on the vibes. Yeah, yeah, the vibes have always been weird. But does this make you go, buyer's remorse on Bo Bias? Do we as a culture need to bring Bo Bias back? Well, I was a Vonzell Solomon girly from the beginning. Vonzell, we love Von Zell. And I love Von Zell and Von Zell was the singer

for Game Show on Qubi, period. Wait, who was Long Air? Bo Bice. I got my first period while Bo Bice. What was that? And that's the culture that made you say, Minergy, I'm bleeding. And I acted like it wasn't happening because I was afraid.

Wait, do you remember what song he was singing? He had a brown... It was always the very usual... Oh, but mama let me get your hand up cause mama I'm so hard to handle and I get surrounded. Was it that? Because the way that just sent like a reptilian like chill

to the base of my spine. He had a brown suede jacket on and was holding a guitar. He was always like... The moment it happened. Tone on tone, perfectly like flat ironed hair, He had a brown suede jacket on and was holding a guitar. He was always like- The moment it happened, tone on tone, perfectly like flat ironed hair, like really straight stuff.

When you guys said Beau Byset, I thought the guy with the gray hair. Who was hot. Taylor Hicks. Taylor Hicks. He was hot to you. Sarah. Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man.

Yeah, describe your perfect man. Do you know what I think it is? I want to preface this by saying, I think because, I've been a lot of prefacing and pretensing today. I think because my boyfriend. Straight. Straight.

Put your weapons down. Put your weapons down. I come in peace, gay guys. They're called Kiles. I come in peace, Kiles and Katie's like, and Mariah's and Shania's. They're not listening. Mariah forgot she did this. That was like deathbed vibes.

When y'all are on your deathbed like this, perfect angel style, you can go like, we did that. Yeah. Well, we're going to say we ate that. And left., we did that. You know, period. Well, we're gonna say we ate that. And left. When we're 79. No, deathbed. We're still gonna be like, twerk and serve and slay.

We ate that. Down. We tore. Deathbed for you two is gonna be 115 years old. I can actually see it. I can see it. I don't wanna live that long. He's gonna look the same.

I'm gonna look like Nosferatu and not the sheik, heroin sheik. Honey, I'm so old. I'm Nosferatu three. Oh, damn. You dragged yourself there, old bitch. Old bitch. I'm so sorry.

Wait, so. We were on a thing. The perfect man. The perfect man. Oh, I think because my- Taylor Hicks. Because I think my beautiful, long suffering boyfriend is so- He's so beautiful.

He's so standard cute attractive. He's so lovely. And you know, he invented a new term. What? It's cutiful, it's when something's cute and beautiful. Isn't that cutiful? Isn't that lovely? Cutiful.

That's really good. Isn't that great? Where's he from? We wanna hear about him. Where's he from originally? Where's he from? Southside over Chicago. Okay, Flossmoor. Oh, I like the Chicago boy.

All right. And like he's from a town called Flossmoor, so of course you get built in jokes like I wish you'd floss less. Oh, sure. Well, why would you ever want to do that? Bleeding? I don't floss.

You don't? You're a liar. I don't floss. You have't. You're a liar. You have the nicest teeth in show business. So it just goes to show. What they're telling you is not true. You don't have to do it. Oh, but did you ever have braces? No.

You're lying. And some people think I have crooked teeth, but it's because I talk out of one side of my mouth. With a smirk. Like Rachel Maddow, something I found out when I had to do my research. You ate that, by the way. No, by the way, you know, I at the second my toe came off stage, every single person was like, hey, you messed up all your words.

Fuck off. Who said that? Everyone. It's live television. Try saying MSNBC 10 times fast. MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC,

MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC, MSN Well, okay, I had to say it one time and I said M F N B A B You're trying not to say it You could do it if you really applied yourself you were you were straining so hard playing a lesbian I know you're such a straggat. I think that's what happened. My brain just started like fritzing out. You are a straggat You really are literally thank you from the bottom of my heart Can I ask you something before you got emotional when we said that you were a gay icon and that you really don't take it lightly? I just talked about that because I mean not to be like this.

Please. Who do you think besides David Lynch built culture as we know it? Gay guys, literally gay guys. Oprah feels like you took that away from her from black women. That sucks for you to rob black women of that. Especially this week. Does anyone know? It really is really hurtful. OK.

I dreamed this, or it was real. And I'm not going to look it up, because I don't need to be interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on? Yeah. Well, she had an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on? Yes. Well, she had an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on, and then I think she had another episode

where she had victims of... Today we're hearing the other side. I just have this strong memory of her being like, I was like two or whatever, like this big, and there was a bunch of pedophiles on, she was like, it sucks that you guys don't wanna have sex with kids and then I was like watching being like that does suck oh my god that's I agree with Oprah I have to say in this

dialogue I'm team oprah. It just sucks. Meanwhile me being eight being like I wish an adult wanted to have sex with me. I was in love with all my teachers. Hey, of course. I was like precocious little bit. Who was the one? Wow. And he's moaning and grow. Is this out of shame or out of pure sexual frustration? It is just like, I'm afraid of sweating in your other lips. Jesus.

Hello nurse. Hello nurse. Hello nurse. Hello nurse. Hello nurse. Hello nurse. Hello nurse. Hello nurse. Hello nurse. It is just like, I'm afraid of sweating in your other lips. Jesus. Hello nurse. I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find. Don't say his full name.

Just say what he taught and what his vibe was. I had an English teacher. This is going to send you guys to the moon in a not space X rocket ship in a normal rocket. Okay. Yeah. One that uses American gas drill, baby drills, something Trump said today at the inauguration.

About what? I don't know. I don't know. Dracken. That sounds like a. Drill, baby drill. Anyway, what were you saying? Okay.

So this, this teacher, English teacher. English teacher. He had a gray and red long beard. Red gray hair combed over to the side, much like our president combed over. Age demographic? 100, like legit 100 years old. Every day would wear like a Snoopy tie and would.

The character Snoopy? The character Snoopy. Humor. A funny little tie. And he, me and my best friend in high school, Emily, would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like, that is so fucking hot.

It's giving, what's the guy's name? The giver. It's giving the giver, oh my God. Giving the giver. It's giving the giver. And I was seeing Vincent van Gogh in my head. Not dissimilar. He actually quite looked like him.

Who's the watchman guy, Alan? Alan Moore. Alan Moore. Oh, he looked exactly like Alan Moore. It's giving Alan Moore. With a Snoopy tie. That's hot. And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car

and me and Emily would just like watch him in his car. Are you still in touch with Emily? Oh, of course. Yeah. Emily, hello, if you're listening. Emily, this is the thing about Long Island is car. Are you still in touch with Emily? Oh, of course. Emily, hello, if you're listening. Emily, isn't the thing about Long Island is that y'all keep in touch with high school. Definitely.

I texted my friend Allison last night. And said, hey. I said, hey. Well, we had a mutual friend at the birthday party we were at. Oh, cute. Oh, and said, let's go to Roosevelt Field, get our ears pierced.

Oh my God, I wish I could go to Roosevelt Field, but it was too far slash too expensive. Were you Walt Whitman Mall? No, I was Sunrise Mall, like South Shore vibes. I have to give respect to you because like, honestly, something crazier to, even more iconic to say than you're a gay icon, you are an actual Long Island legend.

Like you are not from, we're fucking around Long Island. You are from like Long Island, Long Island. Oh, I'm for real. Yeah, he's for real. You're for real. You're new to this, he's true. Oh, I'm for real. You're for real. I'm definitely for real. You're new to this, he's new to this. I'm always new to this. Anytime I go to Long Island, I go, whoa.

No one knows what happened to us. It's so crazy, the things that we saw, the things that we did. Yeah, and the things that we, you know, aspired to be. Name the craziest thing from childhood. Nikki Blonsky. I mean, just, what did you say?

Nikki Blonsky. Nikki Blonsky. She's a Lyle and legend. Her mom once came up to me. You're kidding. Wait, I actually have the chills are back. Nikki Blonsky's mother came up to me at my school. I think she came to my school.

To perform? And I felt like they were scouting. And I was like. For a hairspray, oh my God, that's perfect! No, I don't actually. It's time we're up again! What did she say? You're even in Perfect Penny.

That's fucking Little Shop. What did she say? Why are you saying that? Who knows what I was gonna say? I was doing hairspray The movie Mickey Blotty was in What did she say? Me knowing like

Two Musical songs We gotta take her to a Broadway show Sarah I just know I would die for Kinky Boots We had a Kinky Boots sketch idea What was our Kinky Boots sketch idea, we had a Kinky Boots sketch idea. What was our Kinky Boots? Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

What's right then? What was it? Why didn't we make it? We wanted a sequel to the Shrek the Musical sketch that we wrote for Wood's Curl. What was the Kinky Boots bit gonna be? You come out with Glyndon on your feet. You're clearly putting on the Kinky Boots.

What is it? Matilde, you clearly put on the Kinky Boots. What is it? Matilde, you clearly put on the Kinky Boots. Writing that sketch was a highlight of my life. It's so rare to channel. Oh, we channeled. Did you? To let the muse visit you for a moment. We literally plopped it down in one run

and we were like, it's perfect. Have you ever seen Hamilton the musical? I know that, how could a bastard orphan? That's not, you would love it. Really? It's a great show. It's a great show. I just know how could a bastard orphan.

And also if nothing else, like it's production value. Yes. I don't, don't get me started on that because I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately. What's going on? What do you think? It's just like, give it to me.

And I'm not, you guys know who you are who aren't giving it to me just in general Yeah, I want to see lights camera sound sets costume Can we get really into this though? We watch the substance together and I did think of you I basically loved it more the words can even express Yeah, and I finally watched that 30 minute featurette that's on YouTube. It's so good. You have to check that out if you haven't.

Her fucking holding the camera, running backwards, hosing everyone down with blood. I'm like, if you want to know how it's done, that's how it's done. You need to work with her. Literally, let this be a message. Coralie Fletcher. Do you want to talk about this?

Coralie, I love you. And what you've done and what you will continue to do and what has happened and what will soon to be happening all over until like the perpetuity till the end of time. Like what was I saying? You were saying a lot and all of it is impacting exactly who you want to. Coralie, you did it! You did it! Can I correct you?

You did that. You did that! You did it! You did it! Can I correct you? You did that. You did that! That! That! That! When it kept going, when it just kept going, and then the teeth, and then the ears,

and then the blood hose, and the music, and the lights, camera, sound, costume, whatever, as we were just saying, it didn't for one second stop. It gave us everything relentlessly and more. It's incredible. It's a perfect film. It's a perfect film.

It's hilarious down. Yeah. Down. It's go, it's as you say, feast for the eyes. Feast for the eyes. It's everything. It was, she's my favorite. She's everything. Yeah.

There've been little meetings. There's a, listen. You've met a couple of times. We met one time. Oh really? And I was struck by her beauty. Yes she is. She's my favorite. She's everything. There've been little meetings. There's a, listen. You've met a couple of times. We met one time. Oh really? And I was struck by her beauty. Yes she is. She's gorgeous.

She's stunning. And she's hilarious. Yeah. When did you meet her? I, I've been like stalking her for real. Cause I just like, I'm like, you're amazing. Were you a fan prior to seeing the substance? Like, did you see Revenge?

I love Revenge. And I love every, you know know when you like see someone's movie and you're like, I hope, see words escape me. That's how much I care. Yeah, oh, that's beautiful. And like, you could just see like, it's like, she's such a like fan of horror movies too. And so it's like, as a fan of the thing,

as a fan of like Basket Case or whatever, you watch that movie and you're like, yay, thank you, this feels like a Christmas tree. That's amazing. I know, and just like, yeah. She's just, listen, I'm free. You're at a loss for words. I'm at a loss for words, I'm free.

Were you a Demi and Margaret fan prior to this or did this expose you to their gifts? Both of them fans, both of them fans, but like now I am on my knees forever in their debt, basically. I bet I see their names called tomorrow. Yeah, I hope so too. Who's calling?

Do you know who's calling? I'm calling. Bowen and Rachel Sennett are announcing Oscar nominations. Can you fucking believe that? Big day for Union Hall. That is crazy. fucking believe that? Big day for Union Hall. That is huge. We spent a huge day for Union Hall.

Huge day for Union Hall. Crazy. Union Hall truly won. Oh my gosh. Isn't that wild? Should I come? Wait, you're going tomorrow? No, no, this comes out Wednesday

and then I'm literally leaving read through and catching a plane to LA and then Thursday morning, 5.30 AM PT, we're announcing and then I got to fly back for bucket. I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor. No, I know, I'm so honored. I can't believe it.m. PT, we're announcing. And then I gotta fly back for block it. I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor. No, I know, I'm so honored. I can't believe it.

It's like literally the coolest thing. I love that. I aspire to be announced to nominations one day. He smallens things. He always does. Smallens. You smallen because you go like. Does Jesse smallen?

Well, first of all, we're not talking about him. harmful individuals today. Who gave us a laugh? If we're talking about the laughing individuals today. Who gave us a laugh? If we're talking about the laughing. Oh, he gave us a laugh. It's a couple of laughs. It's like, he's like, oh, I'm going to be announcing the Oscar. Like, that's how he says it.

This is how he delivers it. That's not how I deliver it. But I know you have to small on it because you're just trying to keep your head on your shoulders and you're like clocking in and clocking. Like, it's like if things were too big, like you would almost be scared to do it totally but it's like that is that is major you're right he does he smallens things

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Oh man. Cause did you notice that my girl has a leaf on her head? No, it's not on. Well, it's very close to your ear. Triangle head, leaf head, what's gonna be your head? What's gonna be yours? Gorgeous head. Gorgeous head.

Stunning head. Say this. Toe head. I'm changing that. What? Say this. Say this, say this. This is my theory, the word that is so powerful.

So powerful. The way it hits the ear is just different. I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively. Just let that sink in. I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni, and there was a moment where an interview says to Blake Lively, like, well, you actually had to be the intimacy coordinator on set. You had to show him how to grab you and kiss you. And she goes, where did you see this?

And the body language experts said that use of the word this is usually to like show that you would disdain whatever it is they've brought up. Like, oh, what's all this? What do you mean by this? What's all this then? This. What's all this then?

The word this is rarely used positively or inclusively. I'm picturing, when you say this, something that's just coming to mind is like peeling dirty underwear off the floor. What is this? Yeah, a wife coming home peels a woman's underwear from the bottom of the basket and going, what is this? To my husband, I've been working all day and whose is this? You would and going what is this to my husband I've been working all day and who's is this you just say what is that you just ate that line read

by the way do what is this thing again again the directors out there I'm free think about this who did this now say that. Who did this? Now do the other one. Who did that? See, I'm not threatened by that. Who did this? What's up with that? What's up with this? Although we were talking about the scene from Mad Men, Joan confronting the man. I wouldn't care if you died. That pornographic drawing. That pornographic drawing. I actually, I've been watching so much Mad Men clips. The number one best scene in television history, I'm kidding you not. Joan and Don.

Joan and Don. It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers in the office that like front desk secretary gives like allows the server. It's the fifth season, which by the way has no skips. So so. It's the fifth season, which, by the way, has no skips. So so the rumors of Don and Joan go to like they go to the Jaguar dealership and then like they pretend to be a couple and then they go to the bar and they get a little drunk and they turn on the jukebox music and they have this scene at the bar that talks about the kind of people they are and the kind of people

that are in the bar and it's about them. But it's not the are and the kind of people that are in the bar. And it's about them, but it's not the writing and the acting is so unbelievably good. Christina Hendricks, no Emmy for that role. Well, by the way, like can, I don't want to say anything disrespectful, but it's like, let's get her out there more. I would agree.

I would definitely agree. Do you think I I'm gonna say something on behalf of all women. Yeah. Is she so, hmm. Is she so. Is she so stunningly Jessica Rabbit that people are afraid,

and this is just about misogyny on a larger scale. Totally. Are people afraid to give her like challenging roles because they're like, she's so bodacious we couldn't even I don't think it's distracting I think it's I think she with Joan I guess like it is so one with like the character but I guess that sounds I think it has a lot less to do with that and more to do with the fact that it's almost like the reason why January Jones and Jessica Pare also don't work a ton.

It's because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles and they were so well done that maybe it counts against them sometimes. Fuck. I think. Damn, typecast. Because I think all of those performances are unreal. I think Jessica Perret actually gets disrespected.

She's amazing. I think Meghan was incredible. Zubi Zubi is an iconic moment. Zubi Zubi Zoo is in the first episode of season five and it gets better from there. Zubi Zubi Zoo is the craziest thing to ever happen on television. It is the craziest thing.

It is so insane. And then you see Twin Peaks and you go, that's okay, some crazy things are happening here that are basically like defying all like logic between like the living and the dreaming and the dead. And then you're like, and still Zubi Zubi Zoo. And still Zubi Zubi Zoo.

The fact that Zubi Zubi Zoo was supposed to happen in a grounded world and it still reads as being like realistic and you believe that she would do that. And it says pretty much everything you need to know about her character. But Zubi Zubi Zubi happened on AMC. Twin Peaks happened on ABC. Truly.

Which is, that's the craziest part to me. Take that risk now, challenge. You guys are actually gonna lose your gourd, basically. You're gonna, the top of your hat is gonna fly off. Clean off. Clean off. I just have no stamina when it comes to watching shit. So like, I'm still on the pile.

I've been on the pilot episode of Twin Peaks for like eight years. It's so bad. That is so, but I started from the beginning, like recently, even before he passed away, just like when the mom like realizes that like she's gone, she's dead, it's like the most devastating thing and the Laura Palmer's theme, like the muse,

that score is crazy. I think once you enter episode two, then it's full lubrication and it's a nonstop roller coaster. Love, love. Like I don't think you're gonna find any resistance there. I think it's just like slip into that second episode. Allow it to just, it's just, it's the way it feels all over your body

when you're watching it, it's astounding. And I will say, and not to belabor this point, belabor. No, that was right. That was right. No, I just, I'm going to be needing a PhD tonight. Well, you know what? You clearly weren't paying attention in English class cause you were so horned up with your,

trying to get your rocks off of Vincent Van Gogh. Vincent Van Snoop. If you saw who I was talking about, you'd go, oh, okay. In a good way? Or in a horrified way? Anytime Sarah's like, that fucking guy, oh, what I would do. I'm like, the craziest looking human being. You're like the Crypt Keeper?

The Crypt Keeper. Yeah. Taylor Hicks. Taylor Hicks. No disrespect. Billy Bob Thornton, now. Keep going. And this is how, because I think my beautiful, long-suffering boyfriend is so conventionally cute, cutiful,

that it's like, I think it's like, it's allowed. Yes, it's a counterweight. Counterweight. I love that. So you're so bored with traditional beauty because you get that every day. In fact, you have sex with him. In fact, if he's lucky, you either kind of grow holds out. This becomes like a whole other like all right.

I guess you can kind of grow leaves it on the shelf. You know what I mean? I've made that expression up. You leave it on the shelf at night on the shelf at night. You let it stink up the place. You have to crack a window after because it stinks so bad. The expiry date is well, if you leave on the shelf too long, you know, it starts to

stink. They say that about women. They don't have sex. They start. That's when their pussy starts to really smell bad. When was the last time you smelled one? Face to face.

I've never seen a vagina up close. It's one of the and they cover this in many movies. It's one of the, and they cover this in many movies. It's one of the most craziest things you could see. Well, how would we know? How would we know? Zubi zubi zubi.

Wait. What? Hmm. I didn't bring mine today, it's in the car. What's your least favorite body part to depict in your art? Oh, interesting. This is going to be a surprise.

I don't like, as someone who loves blood, guts, shit, piss, boogers, I'm like, what are we, two? I was gonna guess nose stuff. You don't like nose? I love nose. But you don't like booger. I think it's like, we're older than that. Yeah. You know what I mean? we're older than that. Yeah.

You know what I mean? I love this, that there is one thing that you go, that's off, like I'm leaving that. It's passe. Yeah. Or it's just, there's an edit there. There's an edit. That's so chic.

And I love, I love mucoid membranes. So I love like a slick mucus like. You don't like a clump. You don't like a clump of booger. Well, again, it's like, we're, come on guys. Yeah. Really? When you see someone pick your nose, are you horrified? Pick their nose rather.

No, I do this. That's part of my practice. I do it too. I think it's a medical procedure. It's like, do you want me to be? You have to clear that out. You're gonna die. Sometimes it's like, it's not as easy as blowing your nose. No's like, do you want me to be? You're gonna die. And sometimes it's like, it's not as easy as blowing your nose.

No, no, you gotta get in there. You have to get it. Sometimes you have to get knuckle deep and that's okay. And again, it's a procedure. Well, this was really healing actually. Thank you. Thank you for coming. You're welcome.

You shouldn't have me go, oh, I was gonna say they should make a nasal bidet, but that is what a neti pot is. That's what a neti pot is. That's what a Neil Med is, you know, of course. You understand. Oh, this was gonna be, that why my last like on my hands and knees begging

for you guys to watch Twin Peaks. In its three season arc, it posits a theory of everything, spiritually, like religiously, metaphysically, that I legitimately agree with in life. Everything is love, or love is the most important thing. What is it? You don't want to spoil it.

I think you should. Cause I don't think this is spoiling necessarily. Necessarily. Necessarily. Necessarily. I don't think this is necessarily spoiling anything. Necessarily. But it's necessarily I hear it. Necessary, but it's necessary.

I. This is serious. My favorite dinosaur. I mean, that's a serious. She was beautiful. She was cute. We have you guys readers. Please draw Necessarius and send us in your pictures.

And I got all three of us and the Atlas Codreus with your photos that you've drawn of Necessarius. But you have to like then like write it like Necessari-ish. You know how to spell it. Necessari-nicolius-ly. Monstro-sara-nicol. Monstro-sara-nicol. Keep going. What's the theory of everything? Like yes, that love is actually the greatest unifying force in the universe. But you know Twin Peaks is the,

I'm gonna be so serious right now that it's gonna make you laugh. Okay. That it's like the story of who killed Laura Palmer, right? And I'm not gonna spoil the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer, because that'll keep you on the hook for at least a season and a half.

But there's so much pain and violence and trauma towards this, like young high school girl and towards like all the women in this universe or whatever. And there's like great pain and trauma. And while like love prevails, basically in the great episode eight, season three of Twin Peaks, which is like the return, which happened, what was that? Like 2016? Yeah, 2016. Really?

A lost culture, you just know when you do it. It's amazing. Don't small on. Don't small on. You are. Basically, he posits that true evil was unleashed into every dimension and realm of the universe when the first atomic bomb exploded. So that a new kind of manmade evil basically fractured

all of the fabric of time space and unleashed a new form of evil in the form of Bob, who is this demon that, you know, create whatever in Twin Peaks. It at least a new form of evil that like wreaked a new form of havoc on every universe. Every universe of every timeline, blah, blah, blah. Yes. And so like that is the the like central conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by General Briggs when he says, there's this Bobby Briggs, hottest man alive,

his dad is a crazy military general who does shit with space or whatever, uh-oh. I'm not sounding smart anymore. No, he needs to drink Diet Coke. He's basically like. whatever. Uh oh. I'm not sounding smart. If that was the answer, we'd be geniuses. President Trump wouldn't be trying to buy Austria or whatever. You don't need the diet coke. Basically he like a genius. But basically, he's worried. He's this general who is in charge of investigating

the link between American military hegemony and nuclear mysticism, whatever, whatever. And he's like, my fear is that love is not enough. So that basically, when mankind, emphasis on man, basically unleashed a new kind of evil into the world. When we created the nuclear bomb, he's worried that love is not enough. And then that's kind of what the return follows,

is like all these characters that you remember from 20 years ago, feeling this trauma in every dimension, in every time, space, continuum, whatever. And this is why- It's why Oppenheimer won the whatever. And you know, and this is why, you know, it's why Oppenheimer won the Oscar. And this is ultimately why, but this is what's crazy about Oppenheimer winning the Oscar. Get angry, yep.

Come on. I can feel your rage. Barbie was a better movie. Use this rage in a positive way. We all need to do that, especially now. It's more than ever. Let's organize starting now. Use this female rage about Oppenheimer.

Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big point. Episode eight should have won the Oscar. I'll say that. Yeah. No, it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar. Maybe if you were announcing the Oscars, you could just look that in. Just that season three, episode eight. Yes, that is what I believe about the universe and like about religion and everything. Wow.

It's something that David Lynch put in a fucking TV show that anyone could watch. That's amazing. And that's what culture is for me and for you and for you and for everybody. It's culture that's for everybody. Yeah, it's not it's not culture that you find in a little box at like Bucket of Blood records in Chicago, cool, weirdo store with a bunch of, you know, like freaks, fags, weirdos, the outcasts, the misfits, those who haven't belonged once in their life that can

find community in a place like that, in a place like this, quite frankly. This. And I don't say this in a pejorative sense. I say it in an inclusive way. Really not giving much credence to my point earlier, which shows that people can change. You're saying people can change? I've changed, obviously, in the last 20 minutes. Here I am using this in a beautiful, inclusive way when before I said it was usually in the

dismissive way. It's just really interesting. I credit you with bringing up, not bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversation today. Period. No, I was gonna keep going. The Queer Dose. It is a culture. It's not just for the Queer Dose.

For once. For once. The Queer Dose have had it too good for too long. And this is what brings me back to traitors. When you ask me. Lots of queridos running around. Yes. A lot of queridos.

Yes, ma'am. Yeah. When you ask me, are people inherently good or evil? It can be answered in episode eight. That's incredible. What an incredible callback. And the answer that they're saying is, no, people are born good.

People were born good until the nuclear bomb. Until the great disruption. The great disruption and there were so many fractures and fissures in time space that it can, that like this like demonic force can really crawl in kind of whether or not you invite it. Because we've created man made. A fissure.

Fissure. Fissure. We're not happy that you use that word. No. Because of sitting on, remaining on the toilet. Remaining on the toilet. It made our buttholes hurt when you said fissure. Listen.

Nobody in this room has more hemorrhoids than me. Nobody in this room. I feel like, it feels apocalyptic when I have one. It feels, it's a disability. I'm not kidding. This might be a little gross. This is me on the toilet with a hemorrhoid. Oh, okay.

This might be a little gross. Okay. Hey. Are you tracking off? No, it's hurt so much that I have to, I'm somber. Meanwhile, you're supposed to get up, you're not supposed to be sitting there with that off. No, I'm sitting there and I'm like, ow, ow.

Cause you have to, if you keep moving, then it won't like. Yeah, then like it's a way to like get it out, but it's just, my foot has to move. I get restless leg. I hate this for real. There's literally nothing worse than like a localized injury. Oh.

It's not good. Concentrated pain. Wait, was that gonna be your answer to what was the culture that made you say culture is for me? And then, but then you also said over text that you had opinions about housewives. Well, can I, and this is my great reveal. Yes. Can I show you what I have?

Stop. Wait, can I even guess what it is? Yes. It's Heather Gay's Mormon book shirt. Here we go. Ooh. Ooh, okay. Disrobing. Oh we go. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. Just robin'.

Oh, oh. What is it? I feel for me too. Wow. Wow. Lisa. I feel for me too. Come on the pod, Lisa.

Lisa Barlow. At this point, they really are all invited. They're all invited, truly. After all the work, the public service they did, including Brittany Bateman. Oh my. Give it up for Brittany. They really are all invited. They're all invited, truly. After all the work, the public service they did, including Brittany Bateman. Oh my! Give it up for Brittany.

Honestly, yeah. Honestly, watch when Brittany comes on the podcast and is low-key funnier and smarter than us. No, wait! She's like, well, the thing about culture is it actually started. And she tells us, she comes in a true cultural anthropologist, like a full

10 MBAs Yeah, she's like well actually fire began when a caveman actually really it was collaborative and it was really the first collaboration Wait, who am I? Actually Abraham Lincoln had Greek Versace plates. Are you Angie? That Are you Angie? That was anthropology. That was anthropology. Angie Katzenavis, the queen of America. Did you listen to her episode of Lost Cult?

She was on Lost Cult. She was the last guest before you. You're so fucking big. You're so stupid. You know what's so interesting? Well, I told you this and I actually don't want to say this on the podcast. Edit. I'm only listening to music from now on.

No, don't leave that in. Leave that in. Leave that in. I think we would all benefit from that. I just am like worried about replacing my inner chatter with outer chatter. And so I have been replacing all talking in the ears with singing.

Actual structured sound. You don't listen to the episode to make sure you don't say anything bad? I listen to this after for edits. Oh. To make sure that nothing slips through the cracks. Right. Because this one's always spouting off

some problematic stuff. Every third word is a big slur. Big slur. I said, listen, Unedited Lost Cult. You'll be taking a vacation to Big Slur. You'll have a pussy on the shelf for too long. It'll start to leak. Pussy is not a slur that doesn't count. Pussy, pussy, pussy, come for me. My brother, when I was growing up, he said that he thought pussy was a vegetable because my dad said it so much.

Why would he think he was a vegetable? Because my dad would be like, get back on the field, you fucking pussy. would he think he was a vegetable? Cause my dad would be like, get back on the field you fucking pussy. So he thought it was a vegetable? Like, cause it was in the fields where vegetables grow. Right? Wow. Am I warm? This might be Long Island lifestyle.

Yeah, totally. You'll never believe this story. So my sister comes home one day when she's five. She's had to write a book about her family. So it's like, this is my mom. I love my mom a lot. This is what my mom says to me. I love you.

This is my dad. I love my dad a lot. This is what my dad says to me. It's a picture of him on the couch and it says, Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge. Girl. Hey Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge. Talk about it, Armin. She wrote it at the five year old and brought it back to our family and was like, this is what my mom says, this is what my dad says. Because my dad would send us into the back fridge and he grabbed it before his life and bring it in. Classic. Well, you know how I just said that there's only been would send us into the back fridge.

This is the garage fridge. Bring it in. Classic. You know how I just said that there's only been one artist who has presented my theory of everything? I was wrong. It's your sister. There was something in there that spoke to the universe for sure.

My mom says, I love you. My dad says, Hey, peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge. I can't believe I've never heard this before. That's incredible. It's unbelievable. It's so good. Peanut, my dad used to say. Yeah. Were you peanut?

I was peanut and also yo sports fan. Oh, wow. Is that something? Yo sport fan, get me whatever. I sports fan is a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. I was bug. Because I would crawl around all the time and never sit still.

Still to this day You know how hard it is for me to sit right here? Unbearable I want to be crawling all over this place You're about to be like bowing on the toilet like I want to crawl over this place spread my seat. I gotta come quite frankly. Oh, I want to do it now What color would it be when it came out? You don't want to know fine. I'll tell you wait I'm a normal guy. Why'd you snow my cum?

You guys should do a Manosphere episode. All right, so then we're actually gonna cum, and then we're gonna see what colors it is. All right, so- And then we're gonna figure out the hex code for the cum color. So who thinks this one is a Bowen's cum? Ding ding ding ding ding! We immediately get a huge deal with Barstool Sports. We leave I Heart. Bowens come.

We immediately get a huge deal with Barstool Sports. We leave I Heart. We leave I Heart. We go to Barstool. For some reason on Barstool, now they're talking about Japanese pizzas. I'm like, I got a thing on my feet. It's like, what are the what is a Japanese pizza? The pizza in Japan is like next level.

And talk about that. Oh, it's an amazing pizza. That's that's all. And talk about that. Oh, it's amazing pizza. That's all I can say, really. That's all you can say. Talk about it. What is it that makes it so good? The dough, the sauce, the toppings. Would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked?

Thoughts on Mary Cosby this year. What can you? And her behavior in the finale. What can you say about a philosopher king? A lot. That's actually a great point. You can say a lot about a philosopher. Yeah, I agree with that.

You can say a lot. I get why people join the cult. I just felt like she was speaking with such clarity this season that I thought that she was channeling Spirit for real. Weren't you upset at the end when she was speaking with such clarity this season that I thought that she was channeling spirit. For real. Weren't you upset at the end when she was really trying it with Angie, when she was like, I was wrong about you. That was so insane.

It was absurd. But then she was like, Angie was like, hey. And she was like, you're right, I have abandonment issues. And it was like, great. So she needed Angie to get there. Right. So Angie is the real star here, I think. Angie is the star of the show.

Yes, I would agree. She's top five housewife for me, for real. Truly for me. Say, now you have to say your top five. Carlton. She's so crazy, she loves Carlton. You're one of the sickest. You need to be in an asylum.

Ha ha ha ha. The witch. Ra, Mona. Okay. Singer. Singer. Ra, Mona, singer. Ra, Carlton, Ra, Mona, singer. Angie. Angie.

Angie. Okay, who is rounding them out this five? Karen. Yeah. Oh yeah. That can't be my five. Karen, you have one more. Oh, fuck.

Hold on. You don't even have it. I gotta have it on my phone. Karen, you have one more. Oh, fuck. Hold on. You don't even have it? I have it on my phone. I feel like I wrote this down on my phone. It's like there's a folder with drag names. There's a folder with my favorite housewives. My favorite karaoke songs. Yeah, but this is a nice spread.

You have Rony, Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake. You're missing one. I wanna, you know what? I wanna take- You need a Miami girlie in there. You need Adriana in. You know what? I actually, Mar're missing one. And I want to, you know what? I want to take Adriana in. You know what? I actually Marisol's mom. Oh yeah.

Elsa. Yeah. Elsa. Wait, so what do I Carlton Ramona? Actually Mary Cosby, Angie. Wow. And then. No, Karen. Elsa.

Elsa. Not, not even this week, you're going to knock Karen out? Yeah, put her back in there. Because does it count? Does the body cam footage count as an episode of Housewives? I think so. I think it's canon.

Because that is just like. It's so sad. When she's sitting in the jail cell, getting interrogated, and she just has, she's babbling, and then she goes, Thomas Jefferson's concubine. It's just like, you don't get that kind of genius anywhere else in this world. No, she is one of the funniest people to ever live.

Talk about channeling the muse in the room. Like, be in the room where that happens. Like, that is a, what's top five? You're standing up. My top five or, oh God. Are we all doing this? Sure, well, can we just point out, is Sarah Davis standing over to Karen's body cam footage

and Brittany Bateman? Oh, I said it. My top five is Brittany Bateman. No, just kidding. I would respect, I would respect that immensely. I do think she's had an incredible season. Yes. Like this is a funny.

Fuck. The Jared stuff. You guys, I've never recorded in my life. I was trying to send a video to my daughter. She got a good grade on her mouth test. She just started speaking to me again. You guys. You guys, I have an announcement.

My daughter is speaking to me. What? This is the part where they say I don't want you. What's up? What, you're singing Pink Pony Club throughout the airport? It's amazing. It's brilliant.

To all housewives, past, future. Past, future, and present, take notes. Like, this is what happens when you're off your phone. So actually referring to someone who literally just made a TikTok, but like when you're off your phone and just being you and you're not like worried about how people perceive you. No podcast, no outer chatter in your inner chat. When you're off your phone and just being you,

it's incredible what you can do on your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you really clear that, when you just let the music speak and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone. See what happens. Amazing shit. The content.

Especially now in the new era of TikTok. It's back baby. Do all my weirdos and outcasts and vagabonds and draggulators. Draggulators. Draggulators. It's like, it's like, that is like, there are so many people who are trying to manufacture Housewifedom.

Yes. And they're trying to like- Bromwin. I don't think Bromwin is as guilty of that as other, I mean, let's call a spade a spade. Yes. My critique for the finale of Salt Lake, I did not need them to do that stupid thing. That game was made about her.

That game was silly. So Heather, we'll put Heather. I don't think she even believed in it. I think, I think they told her like to do this. And then she was like, yeah, fine. And then it just, I, not one element of the show felt like they were pushing that hard for drama until that moment. And I was just like, I just don't believe this.

It tripped at the finish line a little bit. I think it's like, we're at a point with Housewives where push has come to shove. And it's like, in order for anything to be, I think New York is evidence of this. If it's just like, it just has to be crazy. And that's why I do respect Heather doing that. Cause she's like, well, it's the finale episode.

We're all sitting at this table and it has to be insane. Because what I saw. What was my favorite was her cadence. We're gonna take out our phones. We're gonna find the worst thing we've ever said about someone here. And then we're gonna hand over our phone and we're gonna read it.

Diabolical. And we're gonna move forward. Do you think she scripted that? No, I don't. You don't think she had a notes app on her phone that was like guys? What I find suspicious was that they all, like remember when Lisa like zoomed the fuck in

and like was like swiping, swiping, swiping. So it was like they screenshot, they had texts at the ready. I think that was prepared. There was something produced. It was very produced. It was the only moment of the season that I felt was like inorganic and I didn't like it.

I did like it because I just felt like Heather was like, I fucking left not a single crumb last season. No. And she was just like. She actually deserves an Emmy. She does. She does, she does. Because she wrote that.

And she was like, the way I fucking tore that last year Like the only way I get one up myself is if I do the craziest thing possible Which is she did the craziest thing there was a moment there where the language was even kind of like mirroring last season where she goes We're all obsessed with receipts. We're all obsessed. Yeah Like she's caught herself mid-list being like, oh, I gotta change up the words a little bit. But it was, it was Proof Timeline. I actually, like earlier in the year, like in our group chat, people were like,

oh, Heather's not having a great season. She's not like in it. I'm like, actually I totally disagree because I think Heather Gay is the audience. And she's the best narrator on the show. And she's the lead of the show. She's the protagonist. So it's fine by me that she's not like totally like

racked with whatever is going on. I feel like she's had a lot of that and I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening. That's how I feel about Ms. Gay. Ms. Gay. I was talking about you. I wasn't talking about her. That's how I feel about Ms. Gay.

As everyone knows, my straight power fist. Wow. Even this week. Lymph-rusted somehow. Even this week. Well, the YMCA, him dancing to the YMCA is like, is Brittany Bateman level. It's like, we were, we are laughing. Give him a standing o.

To the village people. You tore that. You tore this. You tore this and you know this. To be true. But like if Brittany Bateman, they're a perfect cast because they're every archetype of Housewife.

And they're themselves. But Heather Gay is not. And that is what Mary was saying too. Oh. Mary, when Mary was like, Heather, you've changed and you're not, you know, you're not yourself. She's like, you are becoming too aware

and too into the fandom and like you're Rihanna's favorite and you're performing and you're producing. But Heather like kind of needs to do that a little bit. Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think you do need Heather to do what Heather has done. Right, because you have Brittany Bateman. Like if everyone was Brittany Bateman. Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that. Like Lisa Barlow is not capable.

And I'm wearing her on my shirt. I have a deep respect over my heart. She's not capable of being like, hey guys to the producers, what do you guys need? Let me execute that for you. Wow. One person can do that in the cast besides Heather, which is Angie.

Oh. You think? I think Angie. I think Angie too is a chaos agent. And she's living, she's truthfully living her life as the wife of a beautiful gay man. She's more grounded. But Angie can like zoom out and like,

the way she handled the Mary thing, I'm like, she can do this. She's so aware and the best and the exact right way. Yeah, she has an understanding of the situations in a way where she's like, you know when it's time to put your foot on the gas and like whenever it's Meredith spinning in a circle at her own bat mitzvah being like, like Angie knows, like I'm upset, but this is good.

This. Yeah. Meanwhile, it's like Mary melting down. Like there's a bone in every house, I was body that if they were to scratch that bone, it would just be like, let me continue fighting this woman. But Angie knew it is not. I'm not arguing with Mary Cosby about this. Right. Saying high body count hair, it's like I actually take back what I said about

Miss Gay needing an Emmy for her writing. It is Angie because we're getting lines like high body count hair, and we're getting lines like one foot in the grave and another one in the grave. And then she even wrote something for this show, where her I don't think so honey was, I don't think so honey high body count hair,

and then she goes, if you come to Lunatic Fringe Salon. By the way, the name? What, oh no, first of all, when we saw, I didn't know it was called Lunatic Fringe. Triangle hair vibes, Lunatic Fringe. I saw Sauron vibes. Well, then I didn't know that it was actually a phrase. Like the Lunatic Fringe references actually

like groups of people. It's not just two words that sound great together. It's like, oh. So she's like a full. Like Sarah, an archaic genius. I worship this one. The text. It's not just two words that sound great together. So she's like a full. Like Sarah Nicole. I worship this one. The text.

Yeah, we do. And she was great on the show. You should listen to that. She looks perfect. This is the joke level writing. Yeah, this is good. She goes, you come to Ludici Cringe, you have a get laid guarantee. If you don't have sex, come back.

I'll fuck you myself. Girl. Then they say, Rome was not built in a day. No. What could you possibly mean by that? And you're talking about a Greek woman, so watch it. So no, stop with this Rome imagery. We're talking about a Greek legend.

She built a hair empire. Yeah. Because she was laying brick by brick. And the cultural wasteland of South Dade City. Dead city! It is, by the way, it's like- A goddamn pillar! I'm a pillar of the community.

Oh my God. Do I have an Angie? Lauren. Go, go, go. Do, do. Meredith? Well, Meredith, I thought it was really interesting how you attacked me and you were very rude to me. There's not much I'm, I have to work on it.

It's there. It's a hoeing journey. I'm in a real place of hoeing. I fucking love her. I fucking love her. I want, she needs to have a better season next year and I actually blame the, I think the producers cut out a lot of her shit.

Oh, interesting. Cause like- We love Whitney. I fucking love her. I think she's the most stunning woman alive. Period. She's one of the only housewives I've done a shot with. Oh.

Oh. And how did that present itself? Well, we were both at high tops, West Hollywood. Good for her. Likely place for us to be. She is a gay guy. She's a gay guy. She is.

She's a gay guy. She's not as much of a gay guy as Angie K. Oh, sure. Well. But when, when, when Suity and I were at Chuck, she was in the audience and then Suity was like, say hi to her. I was like, I'm too shy.

Bowen, Bowen is so, you guys work with the biggest A-listers week in and week out. These are our A-listers. Meredith Marsh came to the Fire Island premiere years ago with Seth and Brooks. I went over to her, that was the first time we had ever met. I said, Bowen, come over here. He said, no, I'm not doing that. He was too scared.

I love these people with all my heart. And her scratch cornea really concerned me. Meredith doesn't stop creating content. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying this as someone who will be buying her, what is it, pink microphones that she's selling? If you don't think I have the entire

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journey. Listen to My Legacy on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, wherever you get your podcasts. This is My Legacy. Top five housewives. Should we do it? What are yours? Stacey Rush. You are crazy.

I watch her QVC videos. He does, it's like ASMR. It's ASMR to me, they're so soothing. Jesus, bracelet. And as a proud Christian woman. I love having God right here on my wrist. As a proud Christian woman. No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife

because she is showing you that you can be a positive positive loving person and still succeed. And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV. And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane. Body tea. Her body is tea, her body is Celsius,

her body is diet coke. Look at that. I mean, Bekkish, that's the most gorgeous woman alive. Yeah, and to think she's dating a man who will not have sex with her. That's crazy. No, and that think she's dating a man who will not have sex with her. That's crazy. No, and that's part of her ass-pipery. What is going on there with Miss Thing?

Let me think about it. Let me think about it for even more than one or two seconds. Miss Gay. But we love Stacey. Stacey rushes in my top five. Listen, I'm never gonna shame an actor who wants camera time. Sure. And you are never gonna do an actor who wants camera time. Sure.

And you are never gonna do that. Never gonna do that. Do you respect the fuck out of those guys? I respect the fuck out of those guys. Any actor out here who's grinding, doing their best, putting one foot in front of the other in this grind we call Hollywood? I respect the fuck out of those guys. Excuse my language, but it's true.

And it's really difficult. Say it for the hard of hearing Meredith Marxist people in the back. Well, I thought you just said Meredith Marxist and I thought that's a good drag name. That's a great drag name. Meredith Marxist. Oh my God. iPhone list.

iPhone list. Meredith Marxist. Wait, can I just say, when I was in Denver for the holidays, it was this huge event. All of a grinder, people were like, we're going to Meredith Marx. Meredith Marx is going to show up at tracks, this nightclub by the train tracks. It was like the entire town was getting ready

for like a presidential visit. An A-list tracks appearance. No, of course. And I was like, I'm going to sit this A-list tracks appearance. No, of course. And I was like, I am not, I'm gonna sit this one out. Because of fear. Because of fear, no, but we love Meredith. Meredith came, obviously Meredith famously,

as the readers know, came to the culture awards and delivered a great performance and accepted an award in person on behalf of all the ladies and then came out to the after party afterwards and was hanging out. She is a good hang. This is what I was saying about the title card when it said at the end of the title cards it said that she's coming out with listening pink listening devices.

Yeah. Well, she's a handicapped microphone. She's a handicapped woman. But because Brits you thought. Oh, so I'm making fun of the differently abled. I understand. You make fun of disabilities now. My family.

Matt's here on a really underappreciated line during the whole like recording freak out in the Sprinter van. What is it? I invited you into my home. No, that and then she's been saying lies. And spreading lies. First she goes, for saying lies.

And spreading lies. Like saying and spreading being two different things. For saying lies. And spreading lies. Like staying and spreading being two different things for saying lies and spreading lies. She absolutely rocks. Garbage horror poses. Meredith, Stacey, Luanne, and then I'm gonna say, I fucking.

Luanne, yeah. Oh fuck, I forgot. Oh, Luanne and Sonia, yay. We can share the list. Sheree. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh fuck, I forgot, oh. But no, we can- Luanne and Sonia, yay. We can share the list. Sheree. Yeah, oh. Sheree Whitfield. Yeah, this is the list.

And I'm gonna say Alexia. Alexia is pretty good. Alexia is huge for me. I'm gonna say Adriana tomorrow. Okay. Adriana's amazing. I'm gonna say Meredith.

Yes. Yeah. I'm gonna say Meredith. I'm gonna say, oh, I'm gonna say Dolores Catania. And I'm gonna say, who do I laugh at? Sonja, like how is Sonja not my number one? Honestly, Sonja to me is diminishing returns. Kenya is tough for me because as incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like chucking and laughing along. Honestly, in good times, Portia.

I was gonna say Portia. You like Portia. Portia's unbelievable. And also, you know who I think is actually a top five housewife? And I take the good and the bad? Nini. Erika Jayne.

Oh, sure. Totally. Erika Jayne is unforgettable character on television. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like if we're paying homage to what the show homage for the Zubizus in the room. It's like that is what the show is.

It's a soap opera. And she is a soap opera character. I mean, literally named after Erika Kayne. Wow. My soul left my body. Yeah. You met her? No.

Wait, I don't know who Erica Cain is. I did General Hospital. Right. Erica Cain is Susan Lucci's character on All My Children. Probably the most famous soap opera character. And it was, but Sarah was on General Hospital. Yes. Yes.

That is the most iconic thing anyone's ever done. Well, and talk about- You were on General Hospital? I bet. You didn't know this? I bet. I literally, I said, hey, hey, please. And they were like, are you kidding?

Because you're a comedian, are you kidding? And I was like, I'm one million percent. What did you do on General Hospital? They were like, so they- She's a speech therapist. You're fucking kidding me. She's amazing. I come in for one episode, can't do a serious face going,

because you know, it is true what they say on soap, like in soap operas, you know, at the end of a scene, it holds on everyone's facial reactions. Yeah, like this. I really do want to go be on that. You should get an air. You would be amazing. All I want to do is act.

And guess what they do? Hundred pages of dialogue a fucking day. Do your respect speech. Put respect on that with the soap opera actors. What were you saying with respect? Respect speech. That you just did earlier. I respect the hell out of them.

I respect the hell out of those actress. You know, think about how many greats we've got from Soaps. Julie Ann Moore. Oh. Lisa Rinna. Tully Ripa. I did when I hosted my game show, my hamster game show.

Mike. Let that sink in. You don't even know the half of it with this hamster game show. Let's keep going. Who was competing, the hamsters? Yes, they were. You don't even know the half of it with this hamster game show. Who was competing the hamsters? Yes they were. But the humans too.

And therein lies the rub. I was my co-host Kyle. Shout out. He did soap operas and he was like, Mitch you have no idea the level of acting talent. He said that all of his co-stars could, when they were like, hey, you know, the director would be like,

can we get one single tear rolling down your cheek? They would go, which eye? Fuck. Which eye? Which eye, bitch! Which eye, bitch? Yeah. You could do that though. You could.

Which eye, you could. I certainly could. Which eye? So at the end of every scene, they literally do the whole, hold for reaction, hold for reaction. But my crunchy ass, literally doing this in my reaction shots.

They're fucking amazing. I couldn't believe, everyone is so fucking amazing at acting in General Hospital. It's like in. Okay, you know what? I'm throwing it out there. I wanna be on General Hospital. I'm serious.

I would love to come in and do whatever you guys need. They're not gonna wanna let you go. That's fine. I'll do a recurring role. Period. I would love to. It is like one take, everyone's done, everyone's off book, day of, day of they get the script.

And then they go, got it. Wow. And I legit never been more nervous in my life. Cause you're actually with pros who are like, they do this every day. Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't mean to make this about me.

I want to put something out there. What? I want to do a pro wrestling thing. That would be really good. Yes. I went to New Japan, New Japan pro wrestling at the Tokyo Dome. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.

From children to elderly women screaming. Screaming. Hilarious. Hilarious. Acrobatic. Fabulous. It's all my favorite things. Costume, sons.

Ask John Cena for tips. John. John. Mandarin speaker John Cena. I think let's load up. Yeah. Have you seen him do the ads for Laogun Ma? I guess not. For the Chili Crisp?

Cam knows. Oh, for the Chili Crisp. He's in his trailer. He's like, it's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's trailer. He's like, it's crazy. OK, so for those reading, listening, watching, Matt wants me in general hospital badly done.

Bowens, general hospital done. Substance like substance to substance to you find out monstro is not dead. Monsters slurps up and it's you. I mean, and then you have to go into SNL and it's meta. Oh my God. And then monstro Elias, it was to work on Starbucks and she's just got to be a girl getting her shit together with Hollywood and like roommates.

How did I want you to could you possibly conjure up how you felt? When you saw monster Elissa Sue and when the text came on the screen that said monster Elissa Sue I how did you you're gonna like think I'm I'm joshing around or kiling around or whatever you guys say in this show But like so I went to the movie with my friend Eris who does like a... I'm sorry, Eris? How do you spell the name? Eris Thor? Yeah, oh wow.

If his name was Eris, he's had a hard two years. No. D-R-I-S Eris-they. Eris, but like the Final Fantasy character. Anyway, keep going. Yes, my friend Eris who does practical effects, who did all the practical effects in Sarah vaccine. Oh!

We went together. And when that happened, legit stood up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. The more you do it, the less. And we were like, yeah! Like literally standing there. Cause I didn't think people in the theater we saw it with

were like screaming, laughing the whole time. But I don't think they, they didn't, they didn't feel like they had permission to stand and cheer. But it's cheering. It's cheering. It's cheering. It's cheering. Yeah.

Yeah. Monstro Elyssa Sue. I think multi, cause I saw it from home with Matt. Monstro Matt Bowen. I saw it at home and I kept, mind you, I was stoned, but it was the perfect way to watch it. Cause I kept turning with Matt. Matt Bowen. Matt Bowen. I saw it at home and I kept, mind you I was stoned, but it was the perfect way to watch it because I kept turning to Matt. It's okay.

I kept turning to Matt and I was like. It's okay. Oh wait. Holding space. I turned to Matt and I was like. Oh. I flatlined. I slowly sobbed and I'm just, no.

Wait, give me some of the other, and now this is a circuit. This is a circuit. We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore. For Sarah, we can. Right. This is the last time. Sarah's the only person. Only for you, you're all the rascal. Well, I'm straight,

so this is like, you know what I mean, it's different. Yeah. It's holding places. Holding places, so far. I kept saying to Matt, I was like, this is fucking awesome. Yeah, he did, minutes in, he was like, this is the best movie ever. I was like, this is fucking awesome. Yeah, he did minutes in, he was like, this is the best movie ever. I was like, this rules.

It's fun. I loved that movie. It's so fun. And I loved me. Oh, I loved me. She's the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the planet. 62. Can you believe?

That's crazy. Yep. How old is anyone? I don't know. You'd have to ask them. And it's rude in some cultures. Yeah, in some cultures that's rude. Do you want to hear me say, I'm bouncing around,

I'm so crazy, but I was like, it just scared me to think that we wouldn't be bringing this up. My neighbor, wait, this is so back, this is not what we're talking about. No, say it, say it. I'm not, no, I'm flatlining. No, say it, say it. What?

My neighbor is a brain scientist. Wow. I don't think that's what they're called. Neighbor hack? Neighbor. Legit. Sometimes I am kind of like, should I knock on her door and ask her if it's normal that I can feel the veins in my eyes?

Knock, knock, knock. Hey. Hi. How are you? Not me getting an aura ring and refreshing the app every five seconds. I had a question about... I know you're off the clock. I can feel the veins in my eyes. Is this normal?

Which is not the brain. No, I'm not seeing the brain. But everything is. Everything is. Because actually isn't all of reality... That's your real culture number 94. It's not the brain. But everything is. We've never had a rule like negate itself. Yeah, yeah.

Well, all I'm saying is that all of reality is consciousness, so. Period. Period. Wait, can you walk through that? It's just like we could all be like literally in my dream. I know. So you're an egomaniac narcissist.

So you're a solipsist. Sorry, we could all be in like Trump's dream. That you threw it on him. It's his day. It is, this is all his dream, isn't it? That he, it's like, I just, I'm sorry, I can't get over that he had fucking YMCA. You have to watch The Apprentice.

The movie. Oh wait, no, the movie. The movie with Sebastian. I love The Apprentice with the TV show, so does Bo Yang. I loved it. Well, it was like the back in the day. I liked it too. It was the best show.

I did like The Apprentice back in the day when it was all fun and games. I'm talking about The Apprentice 2024 with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong. Essentially The Apprentice referring to the fact that Trump was Roy Cohn's apprentice. I pledge to watch that. It's really an interesting movie.

And did it get like a little bit where people worried about it? Yes, definitely. They're people worried about it? Yes, definitely. They're still worried about it. Why? Sebastian Stan's Oscars, I'm sorry, Golden Globes speech was like, we cannot move in fear.

Is this leaf distracting? No. Are you distracting? As long as you're okay with it. There is rustling afoot. I mean, certainly. Okay. But I just feel like if I were to have a leaf on my head

throughout the entire day, I'm me doing my job. That's crazy that this is actually our job. Right. If I had a leaf on my head during my entire workspace, I would think I just got a change. Well, good thing you're not a Pokemon. Because I think there's a Pokemon with a leaf on his head.

There's leaf type Pokemon and you better watch your mouth. Chikorita. Yeah, hello. Bitch. I have more proof that that's the funniest word in history. Chikorita. No, that. That.

That. I was your friend and you, I was offended by that. And I was offended by that. Lisa Barlow. Wait, what was it? I was your friend. I'm your friend and I was offended by that. Yeah, I can't quote that.

That's one of the craziest moments. Garbage horror. Garbage horror. The fact that she came back from that, with like the fact that- Oh yeah, it's unbelievable. Well, did I ever tell you about, I was at Sundance one year,

and this is the same year I went to her store, and I saw Meredith at an after party, and I turned to her and I just go, Meredith, you know, I root for you and Lisa. And she literally turns to me and she goes, well, explain to me how that would work. And I was like, oh my god. Wait, so then how have they healed from that?

I think you just kind of get over things when you're a housewife. Girl, when fucking Heather said about Whitney, like, she's a piece of shit. Yeah, you're a piece of shit. You're a fucking liar, you're a bitch. That's literally piece of shit. Yeah. I'm like. You're a piece of shit. You're a fucking liar. You're a bitch.

That's literally what she says. The worst things you could call. Like looking her in the eyes. No, you are. You're a liar, Lisa. You're a liar, Lisa. You talked to Whitney last season and you're like, how are you with the girl?

How are you doing? And she goes, I'm good because the girls are all good. Like she said something like everyone knows how to do the show and we're a good cast and we're together. And also, I did hear I think Joel saw Meredith somewhere and he was like, how are you feeling about the season? And Meredith Foley with a big smile was like, I loved it. Everyone really came to work this year. Like they're loving it.

They're amazing. Like Angie Kay came on the show and you could tell she felt like a queen. As she should. As she should. Oh, two things I want to say. Please tell me when, I'm afraid that when people see me, they see Bronwyn.

No. Why? Like when Bronwyn walks into the room, wearing Ronald McDonald's, it's like, costume. Not costume, honey. Mama. What's she, she kept saying mama.

Mama, this is fashion. Stop. I'm a Bronwyn fan. I don't get this. Bronwyn hatred. But you don't see, that's not what I'm like, right? When I walk in with my ice ass in his head, it's like you don't see, that's not what I'm like, right? When I walk in with my eyes closed on Sarah. With my eyes closed on Sarah.

It's like you don't see like hot dog on a stick. If you're anyone on Salt Lake. You're Lisa Barlow. No. No. You're not. Who am I? Get this right.

You know. I think that you're Lisa and you're Meredith. That is exactly what it is. Yeah. Yeah. No, we saw ourselves in the first season when Meredith tells Lisa, Seth and I are separating.

And Lisa was like, oh my God, wait, I'm gonna cry. I'm crying. Wait, I'm crying. No, no, Meredith, I'm gonna cry, I'm crying. Wait, I'm crying, no, no. Meredith, I love you guys so much. I'm really close with them. It's just really hurting me because we're always friends, you know?

Meredith like, it's okay. Wait, I'm gonna cry. I'm crying. You look like a trampoline with eyes Trampoline with I believe trampoline with crying One foot in the grave and another banana peel. How does that work? She come up with that and Ron when reading it

up with that. That's amazing. And Bronwyn reading it, she's got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel. Can you tell? How can you not laugh? It's like, I feel that way by the way. That you have one foot in the grave and another on a banana, which means what to you?

Half clown, half dead. Pogliacci's cursed. Yeah, Pogliacci. Oh, Pogliacci. Who's Pogliacci? Can you do me a really big favor? Can you look up Doctor Who, like skin stretched out person?

Oh, I know what you're talking about. That's trampoline with eyes. That's trampoline with eyes. No, and then. Wait, can you do this thing? Insert image here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pop on.

And also make sure it says subscribe to Lost Culture Esauce underneath it. Do it again in fact. Do it again. Oh yeah. Subscribe to Lost Culture Esauce here. Or should we say subscribe to I Heart? Y'all.

I can't with y'all. Y'all are some clowns. Really for real. Really for real. Really for real, what? Okay, my neighbor is a brain scientist. Yeah, yeah, get into this. Should this be a two part episode? Yes.

Should this be called Monstro Sarenacle part one? Hell, oh my God. And then we'll do Monstro Sarenacle part two. A two? If we're brave enough. No. We have to go to work. We have to go to work. Oh, Jesus Christ, I forgot about that. And then we'll do Monstro Sarenacal Part 2. Part 2? If we're brave enough. No. We have to go to work.

We have to go to work. Oh, Jesus Christ, I forgot about that. Me, by the way, Me Really Too. Me Really Too. Take it back, especially this week. Me Really Too. It's not Me Too, it's the sequel. Me Really Too.

Me Really Too, hashtag. You thought we were stomping it out the first time? No, no. Me really too. Pussy grabs back. You thought pussy was sitting on the shelf? Well guess what? It was sitting on the shelf so long

in the cabinet in the dark that it became one of those potatoes with the little arms growing out. Pussy grabs back and this time it reeks. That's actually really good. That's actually... Scare him off a little bit. Well, a culture number thousand.

We've never gone that high, you fucking freak. Queer doe? You really came in here and said... You really said, it's Sarah's culture. I'm gonna say the culture that was for me. When the pussy's on the shelf, David Lynch, wish you could write that. Well, he passed. He's dead. Dead man. I'm gonna say the culture that was for me when the pussies on the shelf David Lynch. We should get right that Well, he passed he's dead dead man

Yeah, I get into this sorry she said That global warming, oh no Brains is a brain science. That's not a climate sign global is not old man No, she's a brain scientist, not a climate scientist. Global is not brain. Yeah. Okay. Just because they're shaped the same, not a big circle. A brain and a globe.

That's why my brain's always rolling around in my head like a marble. Yeah, exactly. Did you tell her all this? Peanut-headed bitch. What did she say? What did she say? Peanut-headed bitch. One time my boyfriend drew a picture of me and that was little peanut head

and me screaming, pay attention to me! And he called it peanut head bitch. And now Sarah, whenever she's in a wig, it's like, oh, that's the most peanut headed bitch I've ever seen. Peanut head bitch. Just a little head. You have such a good head for wigs.

He's a great head for wigs. I love seeing you in a wig. It's a full transformation. It makes me laugh immediately when I see you in a red bob. Or like. Wait, you got obsessed with that one bob. You as a blonde, I love too.

There's something like amazing about, I had. No, it's an amazing moment when you transform. I just, it's like ever, it is just like, listen, I am grateful for this job because so many things, but the fact that for a job I get to wear a wig and go, oh, who is she? There was a wig that was so perfect on Sarah that, and I don't mean to like out you as anything like

narcissistic, it's just, it was like, I got it because you just kept, Sarah and I sit next to each other on Saturdays for our makeup and hair. And it really was a moment of Sarah just being like, looking at herself for at least five minutes. I'm a pretty girl, mama. Being like, I'm beautiful.

I did the substance mirror thing. Yeah, but positive. But positive. You did it, but you were like, oh, oh, oh! You were like so happy. I felt that when I had my Tina Turner wig. I had a Tina Turner wig in that Pongo sketch. It was, insert image here.

Oh, a Tina Turner wig? And one time I had to wear a Reba wig. Oh, that was great. And it was like, I was kind of like. to wear a Reba wig. Oh, that was great. And it was like, I was kind of, I kind of was like. Were you playing Reba? No, not at all. But it was a Reba wig. But it was a Reba wig.

Not for say. But in a way, well, all Actras have, you know. It was kind of channeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't really put a Reba wig on without doing a, you have to sing. A little Reba. I'm a survivory at least once.

That was amazing. I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at singing. I work hard when you were singing in the hallway and it was resounding and reverberating. I was like the all funny drained out of my body and I was just living in like pure honest moment. I was just like, wow, that's really kind.

What did your neighbors say? Oh, what? Because you said you started with beautiful. What did your neighbors say? Oh, what are? Cause you said you started with. That's beautiful. What did your neighbors say? Cause he's done with me in the singing. I need to pee so bad. Okay, okay.

Go pee, girl. How bad is it? Pretty bad. I've been holding it in for at least a half hour. Oh my God. You've been dealing with a lot with that. Should I go now? But I don't want to lose that.

We've been on momentum this whole time. OK, so my neighbor said that climate change, you really can tell that. Is here. Trump. Let her fit. Really, Trump? Come on now, girl.

Greenland. Trump, girl. Get real, girl. Get real. Greenland. Really? Leave it alone. Really? What did your climate? What did your brain scientists say about the climate?

She said that global warming. You know that global warming is happening because dogs have dog bites are up because they're the ozone dogs like are breathing in ozone, it's making them go crazy, and the first thing I said was Bronwen. Oh my God. And then your neighbor was like, who? Yeah, no, literally.

You know what's crazy? Brainsight just apparently don't watch Real Housewives. What's crazy about the Bronwen dog attack is she got attacked by her favorite thing, because she's got all those dogs named after the House of Cards characters. What's crazy about the Bronwyn dog attack is she got attacked by her favorite thing because you know She's got all those dogs named after the house of cards characters Which the show is the best show on television. I'm sorry All my dogs are named after characters from my favorite show house of cards

Let me be Frank So I'm gonna light you on fire. Let me be Frank. You know those dogs were named after Let Me Be Frank. Like they're young dogs and this girl is naming. I mean, House of Cards was like 2013. It's an old show. So she must've started binging like a few years ago.

But don't those dogs look like newer than that? Yeah, they're not like housebroken. I mean, if she had started the show when it came on, like many of us did, and then I guess she might've named her dog, I would imagine her first dog was named Frank and you'd think the second one was Claire. Those dogs are old now.

Those are old dogs. Really old. 13 year old dogs. I thought all of her dogs looked really young and I was like, that's crazy that she named them that recently. I mean. I am looking at the dogs

and they don't look old enough to be from OG seasons. So bless up, she started watching House of Cards after everything came out after all everything came out After everything came out about Kevin Spacey. She said not only am I gonna start streaming. I'm gonna name all my pets after this This is conjecture. We don't know They could be Money, you know those dogs have money they get everything replaced They could get the substance

Group mine they can get everything replaced. They took the substance. Hey! Group minds, group minds. Group mind, group minds. When you can get in a rhythm, ride the wave, babe. One foot in the grave and another on a peel. Look at that melody. I know, whoa. And another on a peel.

You know what I mean, banana. You need to be in the Minions movies. Wait, Erica's Erica Jane. We're on appeal for legal reasons. We're on appeal. We're on appeal for legal reasons. Damn was an evil man. Oh, no, but he was driving. So, yeah, this is like car. Yeah, there's a logo. He's iconic.

The car flipped over how many times? Three times. Because it was snowing. Kyle was like, what? Or what? Or what? Or what? Or what?

Your ugly leather pants. Shut the fuck up. Kyle, hey, girl. Girl. What do you have to say to Kyle Richards? Talk to the camera. your ugly leather pants. Shut the fuck up. Kyle, hey girl. Girl. What do you have to say to Kyle Richards? Talk to the camera.

Cause after you say it, we're gonna do I Don't Think So Honey and then we're gonna let him pee finally. Please. Girl, you gotta speak truth to power. Yeah. Who's the power? She's the power.

I think unfortunately she's the power and we've given her too much of it. I agree. Just speak, Be honest! Yeah. Say, okay, say I'm gay or say I was gay for a second. Yeah. Or say Mauricio cheated on me with Dorit.

Just say it! My take on Kyle is she literally, the cameras are only there for her own comfort because I do think she's dealing with a pretty real thing which is that she's separated from her husband, he's not around and none of her kids are around. So I think the cameras are there more so that she can have- Keeps the voices at bay.

People that she knows there so she doesn't spin out but she shouldn't be on the reality show anymore if she's not willing to portray her reality which she's not willing to do in any shape or form. Period. No, you're very right. Philosopher Kane. Tell your brain scientist's neighbor

that to chew on that for once. The ozone's making him spit fire. Yeah, dog attacks are up, you know. And you know what? Fucking, you know what, I changed everything. I said, that woman was mold. Yes, she was, and you made a joke out of it. You made humor out of it. And it sucked.

It wasn't comedy, it was humor. And Sarah, it sucked to sit here while you did that, cheering on violence against women. You know what? This week. This week. If you don't laugh, you'll cry. I believe the phrase goes the old adage.

He said that like Yoda. The phrase the phrase goes, I'll believe. Just someone looking at me dead in your eyes. Too funny. That's too funny. Too furious. That's all you had to say to Kyle. You just give him time?

Yeah. Bye, Aleem. Like and subscribe to Lost Culture. Can I buy Nosferatu? Oh, Kyle would have been good in that. She should have been Lily Rose Depp's role. Goldie Rose Depp, Lily Rose. Lily, I think she said Goldie Rose.

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This is our moment to do that. Yes. Do you have something? I don't really have anything. Okay. But do you? I really do. And you know, you actually know about mine too.

I know about, yeah, okay. Then it's gonna be amazing. I can go first. Okay. This is Bowen Yang's, I Don't Think So Honey, and his time starts now. I Don't Think So Honey Humidifier. I'm waking up in the morning.

You're blasting off all night in the corner. I'm waking up in the morning, lips still chapped. How come is that? How come is that, humidifier? If you're not doing the do, then I can't give the give in my everyday life. I'm walking around with chapped lips and a chapped ass while we're at it,

all because the droplets, the mist, whatever you do, what do you do? What do you do well? Successfully. Successfully in the words of Bianca Del Rio to LaGondra Estrada. What do you do successfully? Humidifier, I ask you this.

Trinity K. Bonet, to be honest. To Trinity. Oh, I thought it was to LaGondra. 15 seconds. That's an amazing season of television. Great season. RuPaul's Drag Race season six. And we're gonna be reviewing it.

And we're gonna be reviewing it. We're doing a recap podcast on our Patreon. Just kidding, we drag it out. Drag Race review. Five seconds. Humidifier, do your job. Thank you, that was one minute. Bowen, would you say that you were dry

as your mother's vagina? Sort of like your vagina. Sort of like your vagina. Sort of like your vagina. Lugandra should have won that season. That was an amazing season. For her impact on culture, she should have won. Oh, absolutely. You know what?

Put my time on. This is Matt Rogers. I don't think Sony's time starts now. I don't think so, honey, that Lugandra Ashtronja didn't win season six of RuPaul's Drag Race. You're still quoting it. You're still obsessed. Yep. Bianca, we love you. We're still quoting it. You're still obsessed.

Bianca, we love you. We're not quoting, I guess I just did. I guess I just- Not today's thing we still say. You know what, Bianca, you deserve your victory. It should have been a tie. The Mona X Change Trinity K Bonet tie shouldn't have been a tie.

Lagondra should have tore up that win, just like she tore up the whole season. And I feel very attacked that she didn't win. In fact, you know what? I've actually hung out with the ganja restaurant, a lovely person, and let the girls have their marijuana if they needed to be right, because she probably would have actually ate down

on that season. Even more than she already did if they had allowed her her little medicinal marijuana. And you know what? Of all weeks to not let Laganja smoke weed on season six, of all weeks you picked this week, I don't think so honey. And we're not headed in the right direction in this country, we're not.

And that's one minute. Does anyone know, could anyone do the stand upset by heart? Sort of like over John. Can we order it? Hey, hey, hey, get your lighters up. Get your lighters up. My name is Lagonda. Hold on, we need to do it.

We need to pull up and do it and do a reading. Lagonda stand up set. I, and also I respect the hell out of her that she will not return to the show. Oh, really? Yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many times that she will not return to the show. Oh, really? Oh, no. Yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many times because who wouldn't want to see that?

She came back to like absolutely slay a lip sync to do a lipos physical. Yes, that was amazing. It was a total knockout. But she won't return to the show to compete because it's like she's had it. Good. Okay.

What is it? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put your lighters up. Gondra's in the house. Ay-oh. As you What is it? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put your lighters up. Gondas in the house. Ow. As you can tell from my accent, I'm from Dallas, Texas. And it was not very easy growing up looking like this.

Whether I was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically ordered baby babies, I was gay, okay? But it wasn't until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered marijuana. I mean, I like to smoke. Y'all, I'm just flying high as your receding hairline,

okay? Marijuana really does help me calm down. So y'all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds. Now y'all, it's very dry. It's almost kind of like your vagina. Can I get an A man? This is brilliant.

A man! Now y'all, I'm a tree hugger because if it ain't green, I'm not interested. Can I tell you something? Had she done this in a way that like, at the time really owned it? Like, had she been high? It would have been.

Just would have ate. Like, had she gone out and done this this, like it to me is funny. Because if it ain't green, I'm not interested. That's a killer. But this is what I'm saying is she created what comedy is. Right. Like this podcast wouldn't exist. You think this podcast would exist?

You think the Comedy Cellar was built in a day? Angie K needs a set at the Comedy Cellar. We need Angie K and LaGonja Estranja doing like a travel show together. Yes! Absolutely. I bet Angie K smokes some reefer. Don't laugh, Rebecca.

No, her house is too pointy. I would be afraid of being- You with the shapes of tips of things. The shapes of tips. What else, what else? Your head. What else, what else? You said, am I a triangle?

Am I a triangle? You asked like 15 times. I'm a visual learner. Are you? In many ways. When I look at her house, I go, if I was too high, I would fall and down and hit my head on one of those pointy marble slabs. I know, I appreciate a house that's really dangerous

to live in though. That's actually my aesthetic. A hazardous place where if you even think about bringing your kids, they're gonna get hurt. Don't bring kids into my house. Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house. Exactly, my house is ice cold and pointy as shit. Remember when Monica fell down the stairs?

Like, oh yeah. And then her mom ate guacamole and said my green ice cream or something. Monica's mother, we forgot how cream or something. Monica's mother. We forgot how crazy that was. The craziest woman. But what's her name? I don't know.

Tipi Hedren or something? That's what it was. Tipi Hedren. Yes. Thank you. I feel like it kind of was that. What was it? What the hell was Monica's mom's name?

Linda Darnell. What did I say? Linda Darnell. You were right. Tippy Hedrick. All right. So this is Sarah's. Mine's like you guys are gonna have to edit it out. It's gonna be so fucking brutal. Okay.

Oh, shit. This is Sarah Sherman's. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. And I'm speaking my truth. This is you know, this is true. I know the clock is running out. I'll take my time.

How much I wonder? Santa Maria. Santa Maria. Santa Maria. Santa Maria. Santa Maria. Santa Maria. Santa out. I'll take my time. How much I won. Santa Maria Novella. I don't think so, honey, that you reformulated my patchouli.

I have been wearing the same patchouli from Santa Maria Novella for five years. I went to go buy another bottle, spray it on me. I go, I'm sorry, why is it not spraying sticky? Why is it not so sticky? Why is it not coming out smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank and rank? Why does it not, why does it smell nice?

Why doesn't it smell like a dog peed on me? You changed it. I called the office in Italy. They've been making perfumes there in an apothecary. Monks make the perfumes since the 1600s in Tuscany. I called them and I say, you reformulated. They said, no, we didn't. I go, but when I spray my shirt, it's not stained brown. Cause that was the old formula.

That's wasn't it. Keep going though. My old patchouli formulation. It used to, you used to spray it on your shirt. There would be a big brown color. Cause that was the old formula. That's wasn't it. Keep going though. My old patchouli formulation. It used to spray it on your shirt. There would be a big brown stain, like you spilled soy sauce on you. Just the way I like it.

This is just too brutal. Brutal. It's just too brutal. Just the way I like it. The bottle would be so sticky, brown, sticky all over like syrup. You couldn't even touch it. I used to be able to walk into a fucking elevator

and everyone would go, whoa, whoa, get a job, hippie. And now it smells nice. And then they gaslight me and I call and I was like, hey, you guys are- You stupid monks, change it back. You freaks, you weirdos. Freakish monks. Get fucked.

This Italian woman is like, no, it's the same. I email every email. Do the accent. Buongiorno. Oh my god, that sucks. Mamma mia, that's a patchouli pizza. You're on SNL. No I'm not.

Actra down. Actra. I have to go on eBay. I have to Google Santa Maria Novella Petrulli and guess what comes up? Bottles literally with one tablespoon of the Petrulli left and I'm buying it for $150 because that's how badly I want it and everybody knows, and that's why everyone on eBay is up charging. Literally I bought a- Cause Sarah's buying. Cause Sarah's buying and they are trying to upsell symbols left of this old Petrulli.

And they are trying to sell it to me. And I'm like, I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna buy it everyone on eBay is up charging literally I'm there is buying because there is buying and they are trying to upsell symbols left of this old patchouli formulation So I beg you Santa Miranda. Well, I know the platform that this podcast has Oh, no, I stop I know what what the power The gas lighting of women on a day week like this power of less culture. So I don't think so. So in conclusion, I don't think so. Honey, the gaslighting of women on a day week like this. Yes.

Yes. Wow. Remember how upset I was? No, this was the saga, but I thought it had been resolved. I thought you had found the patchouli again. Well, I found this is what fucking happened. Then I found the bottles on eBay that people were reselling the half empty bottle. But now everybody's caught on

that the patchouli is different. So now there's less on eBay. But how do all these eBay people have a little droplet left over? Like who are these people? I don't know. There's someone for everyone out there. There is someone for everyone.

And they changed it and it smells like nice. And I liked when I smelled like vinegar. I used to smell, when I used to come into my office. I used to smell my life with Julie. Just keep breathing and breathing and breathing and breathing. When I breathe in, I smell the Julie. You should just put vinegar in the bottle.

Vinegar and soy sauce. Well, I need to put vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks, dog pee, cat pee. And now it smells like grass. I don't think so, honey, smelling like nice grass. It smells like pussy, middle of the shelf. It smells like pussy on the shelf. Did my time restarted?

I got a UTI from holding in this piss. The hemorrhoid of the penis hole. Is it that bad? Well, it's, you know, I've been holding it in for a while. I asked for the third time if it's that bad. More time has passed. It could be Logan Roy going to the brain and drive you piss crazy.

What? Is that what happened to Logan Roy? He went piss crazy on that one episode. Is that where? Is that where he died? Who's your favorite Roy? Oh, wow. Kendall.

Kendall. That is just, that's Long Island. Kendall Roy triggers me. Cause that's Long Island. That is every person we grew up with down. Yeah. Yeah. If they had had money, which around me, well, whatever.

Yeah, you're right. That's why it triggers me. You don't just remember that you guys that he has to be really bad. No. Wait, what did you remember for the talent show? My friends did a dance to hit y'all.

And they were like, Sarah, you can be in the back and press play on the boombox. That's a traumatic memory. Fuck them. They have to switch out the cards because we've been going for two hours. So we're gonna end it. This has been so wonderful.

It was great to get to know you a little bit. I don't wanna end this. Trust and believe I've had a good time in my life. The great thing about you guys having booked SNL is now you get to go hang out with each other even more. And you know what I want you guys to do? Ride something together this week. God damn it. We are.

We are. I legit am tired from laughing. It's crazy. We end every episode with a song. Hey ya! Whoa! Hey ya! Hey Sarah, you can push the boombox in the back.

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