Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Monstro SarahNicole" (w/ Sarah Sherman) (RE-RELEASE)

Episode Date: December 31, 2025

A re-release of the iconic Las Culturistas episode with Sarah Sherman.  We will be back with new episodes on 1/7/2026. Happy holidays! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas.

Ding dong. Las Culturistas calling. We needed some laughter today. Oh, yes. On a week like this, I used to dream. Better days. I used to dream, and I hoped I'd never wake up. I had my first amazing.

sleep of, I guess the year, but I guess the last like six months. Oh, I've been sleeping so bad. What's going on? What would you attribute your good sleep to? No more eye mask. No more. Oh, you're not using it anymore?

It's crazy. I think it's the wintertime. This is so deeply boring to talk about. But I... Then let's just skip it. Let's skip. We need to talk about... No, no, no.

Don't come in yet. I don't like the posture that you have right now. Frog-ass bitch. You're a frog-ass bitch. Well, because I have an explanation as to why I'm sitting like this. What's the explanation? And so why don't we just, so you had a first thing you wanted to say, in quotes. Is this the first thing?

Sarah brought a gun to the studio. That's what she wanted us to say. You better, I have a first thing to say, and you better ask me again, even though this is not what we do with our repeat guests. Ask me again, what was the culture that could be said cultural for me? What's your explanation for this? I have to sit like this because, as you know, I came to the studio today with a triangle head. Which means what?

Is my hair a triangle? A pyramid head, like in Silent Hill? I couldn't tell if you wanted to be told yes or no. I just like, no. If you guys were my friends, you'd be like, girl, you do have triangle hod today, but that's okay and just rock it. I told you what you have.

You have, it's not a triangle shape. It's an isosahedron, a 20-sided figure. Not the name. Because I said, an isosahedron, boots. Can you look that up? A 20-sided figure. I think is an ice scephedron. Oh my God.

I thought you were kidding for being hilarious points. I don't know how to... I saw sagon. I saw sagon. I saw the TV sagon. I saw the TV glowsagon. I saw the TV glow sagon. I had a drink the other night.

I sossed sagon. Sure. Our guest is a cast member on Saturday Night Live. She's been on the show before. Yes. She is, you know, just one of our great friends. One of our great, although this is, can I just say the power of the room, directed by Jane Champion, the power of the room, this is the first time the three of us

have been in the room together. No, well, you know what happened? I took a very short hiatus. I believe it was a one episode hiatus. Because you were in Vegas in Kelly Clarkson. I was in Vegas doing my thing. And you were the guest and I was like, great. Now I have to have her turn obviously right back around and come back.

That's actually crazy. Why? Because there was one episode you weren't. and it just happened to be the episode that your sister was on. I know. Long Island. I really did.

A long island. Runner. Running. We like the same things. I guess, but your thing is going to Vegas to see Kelly Clarkson. It could be yours.

It could be yours too. You want to come? I'm going again to see Mariah Shania. Oh. I literally just found out that I'm available and I'm going. Mariah Shania. Does that mean I'm available too? Yes.

It means you're available too. You want to come. Come. Wait, Vegas. Vegas loss. We're going to have such a ball. Vegas comma loss. Sarah's favorite thing is

And let's examine this It could be troubling Is she always Every week is going We're blacking out this week At the after party By the way First of all

Never once happens And number two Guess how much it takes me To blackout Maybe four and a half Point two sips Of one gin and taggtonic You're not a tank at all

Oh no Not a Sherman tank As they would like to think Pancakes on the ceiling After a sip You're kidding me That's disgusting To black out immediately

I thought, wait, is pancakes on the ceiling, meaning you throw up so hard projectile, it hits the ceiling and never comes down? No, it just means like random sauce. Wait, what's the reason you were sitting like that? So I could just like kind of like, you wouldn't really see the triangle. There's no triangle. You know what I'm saying? Like, guys, I'm just like this. It's an issahedron, the correct name of it.

It's not an ice sasagon. She clearly said Becca clearly said she couldn't pronounce it. She threw a bunch of sounds together her in her mouth and wished for the best. You Rebecca explained it. That's for sure. Rebecca. I've never even thought of you as being a Rebecca. You're Becca.

That is how I've always felt. Wait, your necklace literally not to be like this. Oh. Whoa. She's wearing a Rebecca necklace. Explain that. Because my mother was like, this is my gift to you in very Latin fashion. I'm going to give you a giant gold. So cool.

With your name on it. With your name on it. Okay. But I always go by that. Okay. It's very formal to me. Rebecca is formal. It's sort of like how you.

forget that my phone name is Matthew. If you really think about it for even two seconds, you'll remember. Right. But you wouldn't have known. Well, wait until you find out about the power of Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole should be your stage name.

Sarah Nicole. That's my like Allie. It's like you're, it's like your angelie on the billboard. It's like I just want to see like an Angelina's photo and like all over it with just Sarah Nicole. You big titties. Rocking it out.

I want a Rebecca nameplay that says Jewish American princess while I'm Sarah Nicole. Present. Pump it up with Sarah Nicole, Jewish American princess. Don't you know? Pump it up. We have to get it to it. Everyone, please welcome into your ears. Sarah Sherman.

Sarah Sheridan. Sarah Triangle Sherman. Sarah Triangle. What's the first thing you had to say? Sarah Nicole. Sarah Nicole, what was the first thing you had to say? You remember what was that? That was it, the triangle.

I tried to get it out of the way. I just had to because I knew everybody was going to be like, sorry, your readers are going to be opening the book and seeing that I am trying of it. I don't like fun of us. I don't like the way that you, you bid. You had poison venom wrapped around

every word of that. Your readers are going to open the book. I'm feeling naughty today. Notty today. So something I can't stop thinking about as we're watching the new season of the traitors. Sarah has boiled it down to that show basically being

people saying to each other. What? People say, you're being evil. You're being evil. It's like all reality and like pretense melts away. And we forget where they're. But it's like they're forgetting that it's a game. Right.

No, I love that. I love when the lines blur and people are really crying hard and feel betrayed. Like when, okay, so spoiler alert for the traders, if you haven't watched it, we're going to talk a little bit about it. When Tony got voted out, he was like, you're a cello. You're a cello. You're a cell up. You're a cop. Oh, shut up.

Who left last year because he was so overwhelmed? Oh my God, yes. Oh, I forgot the gentleman's name. The boxer. Yeah. And that was like the encapsulation of the problem, which is like people, they're forgetting that it's a game and they're like literally like you're literally being evil. And I'm thinking you are evil.

And your behavior is evil and it's been evil ever since the traders were chosen. Ever since Alan made his choice. I love whenever they say since Alan made his choice. It's like, as Alan coming himself, is actually picking. But there's something important in the tone that Sarah is embodying, which is, you're being evil. You're being evil right now. Wait, do you guys think, like, it's like, Dyrinda's acting evil right now. Durinda's acting really evil.

And it's, like, forgetting the fact that it was, well, that's why they have to say Alan Cumming chose. Yeah. So that they remember that evil is not inherent. It's a construction. It's a construct. Because then they get lost in the sauce and they go, like, they start crying. They're like, I have to leave because evil is a foot. Do you think that people could possess people?

Do you believe people are born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? And this actually goes into the other second thing I had to say with the coming into the studio with a gun. We didn't even know you had a second thing. Right, you didn't tell us your second thing. We just knew there was a first thing. Remember when I texted you guys and I was like,

so when are you going to ask me like what culture is for me? We already asked you the first time you were on this show. Years ago. Quite frankly, we've had it. Pee-wee, we understand. Pee-wee. Do you want to talk about it again? There's a different, and it explains actually how I feel about the nature of good and evil.

Okay, good. Because actually, and you're- So what was the culture that made you say culture was for you, Sarah? Tell us. This is the laughing episode. Literally. Well, it can be explained. Let's just take a moment because we're about to miss the worldwide meditation, because we're recording this podcast, in honor of David,

Lynch's memory. I was just going to say, you're the perfect person to have on this week to talk about David Lynch. For many reasons. Because it's the laughing episode. It's a laughing episode. The substance is about to rack up lots of us.

It's about to rat. I think I was literally thinking I was sitting on the toilet as I do, as we all do. Where you do your best thinking and shitting. Of course. And actually did you find out, that's what I was going to say.

What? Did you know you're not supposed to sit on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes? Have you ever? Have you something more unfair? It's really, it's such a beautiful. place to sort of. It's the best place to

remain. Yeah. I love remaining there. I said there sometimes and I'm like, I'm going to remain. Remain. Not exit, remain. No, I will remain. What am I thinking of what remains? Is that an Oprah's bestseller? What remains Oprah's bestseller? Is that an Oprah's bestseller?

What remains? Do you, does anyone have the capability of? You're thinking of what lies beneath what? What lies beneath? You're thinking of what happened by Hillary Clinton. Which was about the election. But her remains. You're thinking of What's the love, I've got to do. I have to do.

What remains? Oh, awesome. What remains? There's another thing I've accessed in a dream. You're thinking of... You're thinking of the good earth by Pearl S. Bu. I legit think that's what I'm thinking. So what was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

I do think we do have to be taking a moment for last culture is this to say David lunch. Okay. So I think, I think... I admit it to you that I basically know nothing. I am so illiterate with David Lynch. We've actually been saying now for several months that we're going to get into Twin Peaks. You should.

You know why you guys should? You love beautiful women and you love intrigue. Love. Yeah, that's actually true. That's actually so true. And I don't want to spoil anything, but basically in the larger, in the three season arc of Twin Peaks,

you guys are looking at me so seriously. Because you're a true expert. I just think that it's like you guys really take women's, like, voices seriously. You literally go, you guys are being evil. You guys are being evil. You guys are actually, like, really evil. Do you think you'd be a good traitor or a bad trader? You'd be an amazing trader.

I think I would... No, because remember, every time in a sketch, I have to act serious? Well, you're, like, Carolyn in a way. Like, you're so hard to pin down. Thank you for saying that. It's like, she's acting crazy. but she's a genius. Right.

It's like you're both the same and that way everyone's like oh, Sarah's being Sarah but in fact she is deep down a genius. But do the face that I do when I'm trying to act serious. This is,

if you tell Sarah she has to like be like serious or keep a straight face in his sketch, this is the best she can do. Can I tell you? I noticed it. You doing a straight man role

is my favorite thing. Yeah. I guess it's like, we are on stage doing a comedy show, by the way. And we're supposed to. But you, but Sarah, but Sarah is truly joy personifying. And then like, I happen to be laughing. And then they're like, oh, you're in a court scene. And so I'm like, can you do your court face, please?

But Sarah was in the Nosferatu prosthetics this Saturday. She's slayed, by the way. And then meanwhile, like, it's supposed to look terrifying. But everyone's like, that's the most. adorable person of everything. Ruby McAllister did call me at 10 a.m. the next morning and said, did you know that you actually

looked like a supermodel? It was like insane. You did. You were so captivating. You've never looked more beautiful. Ruby calling to say that. Did you know you actually like that's your model?

And I was like, no, I know my arms are just so skinny. It was like insane. Because like when you have a hunchback, it like kind of like does the optical illusion where it's like your arm actually starts here. Oh, you do like the Leah Michelle thing like the best. Yeah, yeah.

She can really right. But like skinny, chic, hot, cigarette dangling from the lips. Nospicerra. Nostphacerra. Monstro, Nostrasar. Nostro, Nossi-Sri-Sarro. Monstro-Nosper-Sara. Monstro Sera Nikolsu.

A headal of Mep. Monstro Sera-N-N-Kole. When you say Tadle-Vep, like, this time I know you're professional, the way it rolls off the tongue, like, without barrier. That's how you know I'm professional. The way it rolls off my tongue. I know when we get the title. And Monstro Serra Nicole is the title. The first thing that happens when I'm having a laughing attack

is sweating before laughing coming out of my mouth. That's amazing. So I'm like, you can probably see it glistening and think it's like a dewy sheen, but I'm profusely sweating because I'm laughing so hard. Wait, on sweating. On. Just to talk about the traitors one more time. What is going on with Saad of all?

Oh, I think he's on like crack. Is he having some sort of withdrawal? Oh, oh, it's withdrew. Oh, that's what it is. Because years of Vanderpump rules, he never acts like that. He goes to a Scottish palace where they have no phones or... He has to travel internationally. Yeah, and then suddenly...

He can't bring the drugs in there. He couldn't sit still. And he's sweating so much more than everyone else. Totally, yes. Can I tell you guys actually something that I was too afraid to admit like four minutes ago? You don't have to be afraid in here. I, as soon as they... Spoiler alert!

As soon as they... Stop watching! As soon as they... voted after Linda. I literally this was I was watching with my boyfriend. I'm like this what's the point. Miss the whole I can't keep what I can't hold my intention. It was actually really rough because they

they voted out some good people really quickly. They fucked up. That is fucking up. The survivor people that have gone it's kind of a shame. Yeah. Wait who because then Tony and Jeremy. Jeremy. Tony? I'm sorry. That's crazy. Are you not caught up? No, I'm not kidding. Every time my boyfriend

and I'm straight by the way. that's okay don't let the shirt betray you I'm standing with my straight girl we sort of all chose fashion

what did I say about your shirt tell them it's giving SpongeBob because look oh that's what you man I was like what SpongeBob is this

is a sponge like I thought she was like it looks like it looks like you're on bottom I'm like oh you thought I was calling you like random crazy

he thought you were just being a bitch I take back what I said about how you guys feel about women. I don't think so, honey, gay guys. Huh?

I don't think so, honey, gay guys. What about us? What about gay guys? Go on. Rights being taken away. You know, it's not just Katie's that listen. Some gay guys do listen still. Hot ones, too.

Yeah, Kyle's. That's so, Kyle. There's a subgroup that we actually said that we would officially induct them. No, we can't have five. What do you mean? They said we couldn't have two. They said we couldn't have three. They said we couldn't have three.

That's four. Kyle's. Welcome. We love the Kyle. I'm obsessed with you guys. It's crazy. It's crazy. I think about Sarah every day and I smile. I have nothing to contribute to the conversation.

I just want to sit here and smile. Shut up. I just want to go, guys. Can I tell you who'd be so furious about that? Oh, the Kyle's. They want to hear from you so bad. Really? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Do you know that you're a gay icon? Are you, I'm not kidding. Like, I don't take that lightly. And I really. You shouldn't. If you did, that would be fucked up. Especially now in the time that we're in.

He's sworn in, like, right? He's getting sworn in, like, right? Oh, no, I watched the whole thing. How is, was he serving? Can I tell you something? Here's my, here's my three takeaways. It was hell and like a funeral. Two, one nice thing I'll say,

I did like Melania's hat. Three, Carrie Underwood sounded bad. Oh, thank God. And for all of that to go down and for her to sound strained and shouty, really? Yeah, it was not good at all. And are you a Carrie girl or?

I can't say I was ever identified as a Carrie girl. I've never really given her propers on this show. You want to know what it is? I've always not had the best feeling on the vibes. Yeah, yeah. The vibes have always been weird. But does this make you go buyer's remorse on Bo Bice? Do we as a culture need to bring Bo Bice back?

Well, I was a Von Zelle Solomon and Gurley from the beginning. And I love Vonzel. And I love Vonzel and Vonzel was the singer for game show on Quibi. Period. Wait, who was long hair? Bo Bice. I got my first period while Bo Bice

and that's the culture that made you say Minerky! I'm bleeding. And I acted like it wasn't happening because I was... Do you remember what song he was singing? He had a brown. It was always sub-marriage of Oh, little mama, let me get to handle

because mama I'm so hard to handle and I get around. Was it that? Because the way that just sent like a reptilian like chill to the base of my spine He had a brown suede jacket on and was holding a guitar. He was always like...

The moment it happened. Tone on tone, perfectly like flat ironed hair, like really straight stuff. When you guys said Bob Ice, I thought the guy with the gray hair who was hot. Taylor Hicks. Taylor Hicks. He was hot to you. Sarah, you need to describe your perfect looking man. Yeah, describe your perfect man.

Do you know what I think it is? I want to preface this by saying, I think because I've been a lot of prefacing and pretencing today. I think because my boyfriend. Straight. Straight. Put your weapons down. Push your weapons down.

I come in peace day guys. They're called Kyle's. I come in peace, Kyle's and Katie's alike. And Mariahs and Shanias. They're not listening. Well, I forgot

she did this. That was like deathbed vibes. When y'all are on your Beth Ben, like this perfect angel style. You can go like, we did that. Yeah. You know, period.

Well, we're going to say we ate that. And when we're 79. We're still going to be like, twerk and servant slang. We ate that down. We tore. Death bed for you two is going to be one, 115 years old. I can actually see it. I can see it.

I don't want to live that long. He's going to look the same. I'm going to look like Nospherazzo. And not the chic hero, heroin sheik. Honey, I'm so all. I'm Nose for a three. Oh, damn,

you dragged yourself there. Old bitch. Old bitch. I'm so. Okay. Wait. So, we were on a thing.

The perfect man. The perfect man. Oh, I think because my... Taylor Hicks. Because I think my beautiful long-suffering boyfriend is so... He's so beautiful.

He's so, like, standard, cute, attractive. So lovely. And, you know, he invented a new term. What? It's cutiful.

It's when something's cute and beautiful. Isn't that beautiful? Isn't that lovely? Beautiful. That's really good. Where's he from? We want to hear about him. Where's he from originally?

Is he from? South over Chicago. Okay. Oh, right. And, like, he's from a town called flossmore, so, of course, you get built in jokes like, I wish you'd floss less. Oh, sure.

Well, why would you ever want to do that? Bleeding. I don't floss. You don't. You don't. You have the nicest teeth and show business. Even the least. What they're telling you is not true.

You don't have to do it. Oh, but did you ever have braces? No. You're lying. And some people think I have crooked teeth, but it's because I talk out of one side of my mouth. With a smirk. Like Rachel Maddow,

something I found out when I had to do my research, of course. You ate that, by the way. No, by the way, you know, at the second my toe came off stage, every single person was like, hey, hey, you messed up all your words. Fuck off.

Who said that? Everyone. It's live television. Try saying MSNBC 10 times fast. MSNBC, MSNBC, MSNBC. Well, okay, I had to say it one time, and I said M-F-N-B-A-B-C. You're trying not to say it. You could do it if you really applied yourself. You were straining so hard playing a lesbian.

I know. Because you're such a stragg-it. I think that's what happened. And then my brain just started, like, fritting out. You are a stragg-it. You really are. Literally, thank you. From the bottom of my heart.

Can I ask you something before? You got emotional when we said that you were a gay icon and that you really don't take it like it. Talk about that. Because, I mean, not to be like this. Who do you think besides David Lynch built culture as we know it? Gay guys. Literally gay guys.

I was going to say Oprah. It feels like you took that away from her. From black women. That sucks for you to rob black women of that. Especially this week. Does anyone know? It really is really hurtful. Didn't she?

Okay. I dreamed this or it was real. And I'm not going to look it up because that's, I don't need to be, like, interfacing with screens right now. Didn't she have an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on? Well, she had an episode where she had a bunch of pedophiles on. And then I think she had another episode where she had, like, victims of, like... Today we're hearing the other side.

I just have this, like, strong memory of her being, like, I was, like, two or whatever, like, this big. And there was, like, a bunch of pedophiles on. And she was like, it sucks that you guys, like, want to have sex with the kids. And then I was, like, watching being, like, that does. suck. Oh my god, that sucks. Speaking as a kid, I agree with Oprah. I have to say, in this dialogue,

I'm team Oprah. I'm here in Oprah. It just, that really does suck. Meanwhile, me being eight, being like, I wish an adult wanted to have sex with me. I was in love with all my teachers. Hey, were you really? Of course. I was like, precocious little bitch. Who was the one?

Wow. And he's moaning and growing. So is this out of Shame or out of pure sexual frustration? It is just like... I'm afraid of... You're sweating in your other lips. Jesus. Hello, nurse.

I'm afraid of saying his full name because you could find him. Don't say his full name. Say what he taught and what his vibe was. I had an English tissue. This is going to send you guys to the moon in a not space X rocket ship,

in a normal rocket ship. Okay, normal. Yeah, one that uses American gas. Drill Baby Drill, something Trump said today at the inauguration. About what? I don't, about fracken. He said drill baby drill. Anyway, what were you saying?

Okay, so this teacher, English teacher. English teacher. He had a gray and red long beard. Okay. Red, gray hair combed over to the side, much like our president, combed over. Age demographic? A hundred. Like, legit, 100 years old.

Every day would wear like a, Snoopy tie and would the character Snoopy the character Snoopy humor a funny little tie and he me and my best friend in high school Emily would sit in the parking lot and watch him smoke his pipe in his car during lunch break and just be like that is so fucking hot it's giving what's the guy's name um the giver the give it's giving the giver oh my god giving the giver and i was i was saying vincent van go in my head Not dissimilar He actually quite looked like him Who's the watchman guy Alan? Alan Moore

It's giving Alan Moore It's giving Alan Moore With a Snoopy tie That's hot And he would smoke a fucking pipe in his car And me and Emily would just like watch him in his car Are you still in touch with Emily? Oh of course

Yeah Emily, hello if you're listening Emily, isn't the thing for Long Island Is that y'all keep in touch with high school Definitely I texted with my friend Allison last night He said hey I said hey

We had a mutual friend at the birthday part of we were at. Oh, cute. Oh, and said, you like, let's go to Roosevelt Field, get our ears pierce. Oh, my God. I wish I'd go to Roosevelt Field, but it was, it was too far. Were you all women mall? No, I was, um, Sunrise Mall, like South Shore vibes. You are so, I have to give respect to you because like, honestly, something crazier to, even more iconic to say than you're a gay icon. You are actual Long Island legend. Like, you are not from, we're fucking around Long Island. You were from like Long Island. I'm for real. Yeah, he's really. Definitely for real. You're new to this. He's true to this.

I'm always new to this. Anytime I go to Long Island, I go, whoa. It's, no one knows what happened to us. Yeah. It's so crazy, the things that we saw and the things we did. Yeah, and the things that we, you know, aspired to be. Named the craziest thing from childhood. I mean, just, what did you say?

Nikki Blonsky. Nikki Blonsky. She's a Long Island legend. Her mom once came up to me. You're kidding. Wait, I actually have the chills her back. Nikki Blonsky's mother came up to me at my school. I think she came in my school.

To perform. I felt like they were scouting. And I was like. For hairspray? Oh my God, that's perfect. No, I don't. I don't act. What did she say?

You're living in a perfect penny. That's fucking little shop. What did you say? I was doing hairspray. What did she say? Me knowing like two musical songs. We got to take her a Broadway show. Sarah.

I just know I would die for Kinky Boots. Oh, we had a Kinky Boots sketch idea. What was our Kik, oh, yeah, yeah, sure. What was it? We wanted a sequel to the Shrek the musical sketch of a musical. What was the Kinky Boots Bit? You come out with glitter on your feet.

You were clearly putting on the kinky boots. What is it? Matild, you clearly put on the kinky boots. Writing that sketch was a highlight of my life. It's so rare to channel. Oh, we channeled. Did you? To let the muse visit you in a moment.

We literally plopped it down in one run. And we were like, it's perfect. Have you ever seen Hamilton the musical? I know that how could a bastard? That's not, you would love it. Really? It's a great show. It's a great show and also if nothing else, like it's production value.

Yes. I don't get me started on that because I'm feeling really emotional about production value lately. What's going on? What do you think? It's just like give it to me. And I'm not, you guys know who you are who aren't giving it to me. Just in general, I want to see lights, camera, sound, sets, costume. Can we get really into this though?

We watched The Substance together, and I did think of you. Thank you. Did you love that movie? I basically loved it more than words can even express. Same. And I finally watched that 30-minute, I'm featured at that's on YouTube. It's so good. You have to check that out if you haven't.

Her fucking holding the camera running backwards, hosing everyone down with blood. I'm like, if you want to know how it's done, that's how it's done. You need to work with her. Literally, let this be a message. Corley, Fersha. Do you want to talk about this? Coralie, I love you.

And what you've done and what you will continue to do. and what has happened and what will soon to be happening all over until like the perpetuity until the end of time like what was I say?

You were saying a lot and all of it is impacting exactly hearing you. Corley you did it. You did it. Can I correct you? You did that.

You did that. You did that. That. That. She did. When it kept going when it just kept going and then the teeth

and then the ears and then the blood hose and the music and the lights, camera, sound, costume, whatever. Yeah. As we were just saying, it didn't for one second stop. It gave us everything relentlessly and more. It's incredible. It's a perfect film.

It's a perfect film. It's hilarious down. Yeah. It's as you say, a feast for the eyes. Feast for the Eyes. It's everything. She's my favorite. She's everything.

Yeah. There's been little meetings. There's a, listen. You've medical. couple times. We met one time. Oh, really? And I was struck by her beauty. Yes, she is. She's gorgeous. She's stunning. And she's hilarious. Yeah. When did you meet her? I, uh, at a luncheon I've been like stalking her for real. Because I just like, I'm like, you're amazing. Were you a fan prior to seeing the substance? Like, did you see revenge? I love revenge. Yeah. And I love every,

you know, when you like, see someone's movie and you're like, I hope, see words escape me. That's how much I care. Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful. And like, you could just see, like, It's like, she's such a, like, fan of horror movies, too. Yeah, yeah. And so it's like, as a fan of the thing, as a fan of, like, basket case or whatever, you watch that movie and you're like, yay, thank you. This feels like a Christmas tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know. And just like, I, yeah. She's just, listen, I'm afraid. I'm at a loss for words. I'm at a loss for words. Were you a me and Margaret fan prior to this, or did this expose you to their gifts? both of them fans yeah both of them fans but like now I am on my knees forever in their debt basically I've got to see their names called tomorrow yeah I hope so too

who's calling do you know I'm calling Bowen Bowen and Rachel Senate are announcing our American nominations can you fucking believe that big day for Union Hall that we said a huge day for Union Hall truly won oh my gosh isn't that Wait, you're going tomorrow? No, no. This comes out Wednesday and then I'm going to be, I'm literally leaving read-through and catching a plane to L.A. And then Thursday morning, 5.30 a.m. P.T.

We're announcing. And then I got to fly back for blocking. I wouldn't miss it. I think it's such an honor. No, I know. I'm so honored. It's like literally the coolest thing. I love that. I aspire to be announced the nominations one day.

He smallans things. He always does. Smollin. You smallin. Because you go like. Well, first of all, we're not talking about. him harmful individuals today who gave us a laugh if we're talking about the laughing oh he gave us a laugh it's like he goes oh like i'm going to be announcing the else like that's how he says

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Gorgeous head. Stunning head. Sto head. I'm changing that. What? Say this. Say this. But this is my theory.

The word that is so powerful. So powerful. The way it hits the ear is just different. I was watching a body language expert talk about Blake lively. Oh. I was watching a body language expert talking about Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni and there was a moment where an interview says to Blake

lively like, well, you actually had to be the intimacy coordinator on set. Like you had to show him how to grab you and kiss you. And she goes, where did you see this? And the body language expert said that use of the word this is usually to like show that you

disdain whatever it is they've brought up. Like, oh, what's all this? What's, what do you mean by this? What's all this then? Oh, this. The word this is rarely used positively or inclusively. I'm picturing, when you say this, something that's just coming to mind, is like peeling dirty underwear off the floor. What is this?

Yeah, a wife coming home peels a woman's underwear from the bottom of the basket and going, what is this to my husband? I've been working all day and who's is this? You would just say, what is that? You just ate that line read, by the way. Dude, what is this again? No, again. To the directors out there, I'm free. Think about this.

Who did this? Okay, now say that. Sorry. Who did this? Now do the other one? Who did that? See, I'm not threatened by that. Who did this?

What's up with that? What's up with this? Although, we were talking about the scene for Mad Men, Joan, confronting the man. I wouldn't care if you died. That pornographic drawing. That pornographic drawing. I actually, I've been watching so much Mad Men clips. The number one best scene in television history, I'm kidding you not.

Joan and Donne. It's the episode where Joan gets served with divorce papers in the office that like front desk secretary gives, like allows the last season. It's the fifth season, which by the way has no skips. So. It's the rumors of Madman. Don and Joan go to like, they go to the Jaguar dealership and then like they pretend to be a couple and then they go to the bar and they get a little drunk and they turn on the jukebox music and they have this scene at the bar that talks about like the kind of people they are and the kind of people that are in the bar and it's beautiful. It's about them, but it's not. The writing and the acting is so unbelievably good. Christina Hendrix, no Emmy for that role. Well, by the way, like can I don't want to say anything disrespectful, but it's like, let's. Get her out there more. I would agree.

I would definitely agree. Do you think, I'm going to say something on behalf of all women. Yeah. Is she so. Is she so. Is she so stunningly Jessica Rabbit that people are afraid. And this is just about misogyny in a larger scale. Totally.

Are people afraid to give her like challenging roles because they're like, she's so bodacious. We couldn't even. I don't think it's distracting. I think it's, I think she, with Joan, I guess, like, it is so one with, like, the character. But I guess that sounds like. I think it has a lot less to do with that and more to do with the fact that it's almost like the reason why January Jones and Jessica Paray also don't work a ton.

It's because I feel like they're very identifiable with those roles and they were so well done that maybe it counts against them sometimes. Fuck. I think, type cast. Because I think the, I think all of those performances, are unreal I think Jessica Paray actually gets disrespect

she's amazing Megan was incredible Zubizoo is an iconic movie Zubisoo is in the first episode of season five and it gets better from there Zubi Zubi Zoo is the craziest thing to ever happen on television

It is the craziest thing It is so insane And then you see Twin Peaks and you go That's okay some crazy things are happening here that are basically like Defying all like logic between like the living and the dreaming and the dead. And then you're like, and still Zubi Zubi Zoooo, wait.

And still Zubi Zubi Zoo is supposed to happen in a grounded world. And it still reads us being like realistic and you believe that she would do that. And it says pretty much everything you need to know about her character. But Zubis Zubisu happened on AMC. Twin Peaks happened on ABC. Truly. Which is that's the craziest part to me. Take that risk now.

Challenge. You guys are actually going to lose your gourd, basically. You're going to, the top of your hat is going to fly off. Clean off. Clean off. I just have no stamina when it comes to watching shit. So, like, I'm still on the pile. I've been on the pilot episode of Twin Peaks for like eight years.

It's so bad. That is so. But I started from the beginning, like, recently, even before he passed away, just like when the mom, like, realizes that, like, she's gone, she's dead. It's, like, the most devastating thing. And the Laura Palmer's theme, like, the music, the score, that score is crazy. I think once you. enter episode two, then it's full lubrication and it's a non-stop roller coaster.

Like, I don't think you're going to find any resistance there. I think it's just like slip in that second episode. Allow it to just, it's the way it feels all of your body when you're watching it, it's, it's astounding. And I will say, and not to belabor this point, belabor. No, that was right. That was right. No, I'm just going to be meeting a PhD tonight. Well, you know what? You clearly weren't paying attention in English class because you were so horned up with you're trying to get your rocks off with Vincent Van Guy Vincent Van Snoop

If you saw who I was talking about you'd go Oh, okay In a good way or in a horrified way Anytime Sarah's like that fucking guy Oh, what I would do I'm like The craziest looking human being You're like the cryptkeeper? Yeah

Taylor Hicks Taylor Higgs No disrespect. Billy Bob Thorne now Keep going And this is out That, like, because I think my beautiful long-suffering boyfriend is so conventionally cute, cutiful, that it's like, I think it's like, it's a loud, yes, it's a counterweight. Counterweight.

I love that. So you're so bored with traditional beauty because you get that every day. In fact, you have sex with it. In fact, if he's lucky. You, you the kind of girl who holds out. This becomes like a whole other, like, alt-right podcast. You're the kind of girl that leaves it on the shelf, you know what I mean? I've made that expression up

You leave it on the shelf at night On the shelf at night You let it stink up the place You never have to crack the window after Because it stinks so mad Because it's been on the shelf The ex-boree date is long You know it starts to stink

They say that about women They don't have sex They start That's where their pussy starts to really smell bad What was the last time you smelled one? Face to face I've never seen a vagina up close It's one of them

And they cover this in many movies. It's one of the most craziest things you could see. Well, how would we know? How would we? Zubis, zoos, I didn't bring mine today. It's in the car. What's your least favorite body part to depict in your art?

Oh, interesting. This is going to be a surprise. I don't like, as someone who loves blood, guts, shit, piss. Boogers? I'm like, what are we two? I was gonna guess nose stuff. You don't like nose? I love nose. But you don't like bugger? I think it's like, we're older than that. Yeah.

You know what I mean? That's so, I love this. That there is one thing that you go, that's off. Like, I'm leaving that. It's pastae. Yeah. Or it's just, there's an edit there. There's an edit. There's an edit. That's so chic.

And I love it. I love mucoid membranes. so I love like a slick mucous, like... You don't like a clump. You don't look a clump of booger. Well, again, it's like, we're caught, guys. Yeah. Really? When you see someone pick your nose,

are you horrified? Pick their nose, rather. No, I do this. That's part of my practice. I do it too. I think it's a medical procedure. It's like, do you want me to clear that out?

You're going to die. Sometimes it's like, it's not as easy as blowing your nose. No, no, you can get in there. You have to get it. Sometimes you have to get, knuckle deep and that's okay and again this was really healing actually thank you thank you for coming you should not make a oh i was not saying they should make a nasal bidet but that is what a nutty pot is

it's what a neel med is you know of course you understand oh this was going to be that why my my last like on my hands and knees begging for you guys to watch twin peaks in it in its three season arc it posits a theory of everything, spiritually, like religiously, metaphysically, that I legitimately agree with in life. Everything is love, or love is the most important thing. What is it? Or you don't want to spoil it.

I think you should. Because I don't think this is spoiling necessarily. Necessarily. Necessarily. I don't think this is necessarily spoiling anything. Necessarily. But it's necessarius. I hear it.

Necessarius is my favorite dinosaur. Necessarius was so good. She was cutiful. She was cute. You guys, readers, please draw Necessarius and send us in your pictures. Tag us all three of us and the Atlas Kodrisis with your photos that you've drawn of Necessarius. But you have to like then like write it like Necessera, S-R-I-H. You know how to spell it.

Necessar Nicolioslius. Neander Nicolaeuselius. Monstroceria. Monstroceria. Joe and it's just a serious. Keep going. What's the theory of everything? So, um, like, yes, that love is actually the greatest unifying force in the universe, but, you know, Twin Peaks is the, I'm going to be so serious right now that it's going to make you laugh.

Okay. That it's like the story of like, who killed Laura Palmer, right? And I'm not going to spoil the great reveal of who killed Laura Palmer for you, because that'll keep you on the hook for at least a season and a half. Yeah. But like, you know, there's so much. like pain and violence and trauma towards this like young high school girl and towards like all the the women in this universe or whatever and there's like great pain and trauma and while like love prevails basically in the great episode eight season three of twin peaks which is like

the return which happened what was that like 2016 yeah 20s really a lascal teresa you just know I don't know. I just hold it out of my ass. Don't small it. Don't small it. You are amazing. Basically, he posits that true evil was unleashed into every dimension and realm of the universe when the first atomic bomb exploded.

So that a new kind of man-made evil basically fractured all of the fabric of time space. and unleashed a new form of evil in the form of Bob, who is this demon that, you know, create, whatever, in Twin Peaks. It unleashed a new form of evil that, like, wreaked a new form of havoc on every universe. Every universe of every timeline, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yes, and so, like, that is the, like, central conflict of Twin Peaks, which is said by, you know, General Briggs when he says, you know, there's this Bobby Briggs, hottest man alive. His dad is like a

crazy like military like general who like does shit with space or whatever. Uh oh. I'm not sounding smart anymore. Help! He's to drink Diet Coke.

Can you imagine if that was the answer? DiGode. We'd be geniuses. President Trump wouldn't be trying to buy Austria or whatever. Is he? You don't need the Diet Coke. You sound like, jeez. But then, like, basically he's worried.

He's this, like, general who, like, is, like, you know, in charge of investigating, like, the link between, like, American, like, military hegemony and, like, nuclear mysticism, whatever, whatever. And he's, like, my fear is that love is not enough. So that basically when man, kind, emphasis on man, basically unleashed a new kind of evil into the world when we created the nuclear bomb, he's worried that love is not enough. and then that's kind of what like the return follows is like all these characters

that you remember 20 years ago feeling this trauma in every dimension and every like time space continuum whatever and you know and this is why by Oppenheimer won the Oscar and this is ultimately why but this is what's crazy

about Oppenheimer winning the Oscar yep come on I can feel Barbie was a better movie use this rage in a positive way we all need to do that especially now. It's more than ever. That's organized starting now.

Use this female rage about Oppenheimer. That's crazy. Use your female rage against Oppenheimer to make a big point. Episode eight should have won the Oscar. I'll say that. You know, it couldn't have been nominated for Oscar, maybe if you were announcing the Oscars. You could have just slipped that in.

Season three, episode eight. Yes, that is what I believe about the universe and like about religion and everything. It's something that David Lynch put in a fucking TV show that anyone could watch. That's amazing. And that's what culture is for me and for you and for you and for everybody. It's culture that's for everybody. Yeah.

It's not culture that you find in a little box at like Bucket of Blood Records in Chicago, cool weirdos store with a bunch of, you know, like. Freaks, fagged, weirdos, weirdos. The outcasts, the misfits. Those who haven't belonged once in their life that can find community in a place like that. in a place like this, quite frankly. This. And I don't say this in a pejorative sense.

I say it in an inclusive way. Really, not giving much credence to my point earlier, which shows that people can change. You're saying people can change? I've changed, obviously, in the last 20 minutes. Here I am using this in a beautiful, inclusive way, when before I said it was usually in a dismissive way. It's just really interesting.

I credit you with bringing up, not bringing up, with bringing yourself to the conversation today. Period. No, I was going to keep going. The quirtos. It is a culture. It's not just for the quirdoes.

For once. The quirdos have had it too good for too long. And this is what brings back to traders. Lots of queerdos running around. Yes. A lot of queeros. Yes, man. Yeah.

When you ask me, are people inherently good or evil? It can be answered. in episode eight. That's what an incredible callback. And the answer would that they're saying is no, people are born good. People were born good until the nuclear ball. Until the great disruption. The great disruption.

And it, there were so many fractures and fissures in time space that it can, that like this like demonic force can really crawl in kind of whether or not you invite it. Because we've created manmade fissure. Fissure. Fischer. Which. We're not happy that you.

that word. No. Because of remaining on the toilet. It made our butt holes hurt when you said fissure. Nobody in this room has more hemorrhoids than me. No, nobody in this room. I feel like, it feels apocalyptic when I have one. It feels, it's a disability.

I'm not kidding. Can I do, this might be a little gross. This is me on the toilet with a hemorrhoid. Oh, my, this might be a little gross. Okay. Hey. Are you tracking off? No, it's hurt so much that I have to see.

I'm thumber. Meanwhile, you're supposed to get up. You're not supposed to be sitting there with that off. No, I'm sitting there and I'm like, if you keep moving, then it won't like. Yeah, then like, it's a way to like get it out, but it's just my foot has to move. I get restless leg.

I hate this for you. There's literally nothing worse than like a localized injury. Oh. It's not good. Concentrated pain. Wait, was that going to be your answer to what was the culture that made you say culture is for me? Yes. And then, but then you also said over text that. you had opinions about housewives.

Well, and this is my great reveal. Yes. Can I show you what I have? Stop. Wait, can I even guess what it is? Yes. It's Heather Gay's Mormon book shirt. Here we go.

Ooh. This is Robin. Oh. I feel for me too. Wow. Wow, Lisa. I feel for me too. Come on the pod, Lisa.

Lisa Barlow. At this point, they really are all invited. They're all invited, truly. After all the work, the public service they did, including Britney Bateman. Oh, my. Give it up for Britney. Honestly.

Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, watch when Brittany comes on the podcast and is like loki funnier and smarter than us. No. Well, the thing about culture is it actually started. And she tells us, she comes in like a true cultural anthropologist,

like a full 10 MBAs. Talking about like culture and, caveman time. Yeah, she's like, well, actually fire began when a caveman actually really, it was collaborative and it was really the first collaboration. Wait, who am I? Actually, Abraham Lincoln

had Greek Versace planes. Are you Angie? That was Anthropology. That was Anthropology. Angie Katzinevis, the queen of America. Did you listen to her episode of Lost Coulch? She was on Las Coulch. She was the

last guest before you. You're so fucking. You're so stupid. You know what's interesting, well, I told you this. And I actually don't want to say this on the podcast. What? Edit, I'm only listening to music from now on. Leave that in. Leave that in.

I think we would all benefit from that. I just am worried about replacing my inner chatter with outer chatter. And so I have been replacing all talking in the ears with singing. Actual structured sound. You don't listen to the episode? Make sure you say anything bad.

after for edits to make sure that nothing slips through the cracks right because this one's always spouting off some problematic stuff

every third word it's a big slur big sir I said listen unedited lost coach you'll be taking a vacation to big slur

you'll have a pussy on the show for too long it'll start to leak pussy is not a slur that doesn't count pussy pussy pussy come for me

my brother when I was growing up said to me he said that he said that he thought Pussy was a vegetable because my dad said it so much. Why would he think he was a vegetable? Because my dad would be like, get back on the field, you fucking pussy.

So he thought it was a vegetable? Like, because it was in the fields where vegetables grow. Right? Wow. Am I warm? This is, like, this might be Long Island lifestyle. Yeah, totally. Oh, you'll never believe this story.

So my sister comes home one day when she's five. She's had to write a book about her family. So it's like, this is my mom. I love my mom a lot. This is what my mom says to me. I love you. This is my dad. I love my dad a lot.

This is what my dad says to me. It's a picture of him on the couch and it says, Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge. Girl. Hey, Peanut, go grab me a beer from the fridge. Talk about it. She wrote it after a five-year-olds and brought it back to our family. It was like, this is what my mom says.

this is what my dad says because my dad would send us into the back fridge and we'd grab a garage fridge bring it in classic you know how I just said that there's only been one artist

who has presented my theory of everything I was wrong it's your sister there was something in there that spoke to the universe for sure my mom says I love you my dad says hey peanut

go grab me a beer from the fridge I can't believe I've never heard this before that's incredible it's unbelievable It's so good Peanut my dad used to say Were you peanut? I was peanut and also

Yo sports fan Oh wow Is that something Yo sport fan Get me and whatever Sports fan is a lot of fun I was bug Because I would crawl around

All the time I never sit still Still to this day You know how hard it is for me To sit right here Unbearable I want to be crawling all over this place You're about to be like

Bowing on the toilet Like I want to crawl over this place Spread my seat I gotta come quite frankly. Oh, I want to do it now. Oh, what color would it be when it came out?

You don't want to know. Fine, I'll tell you, white. I'm a normal guy. White of snow, my cum. You guys should do a Manosphere episode. All right, today we're actually going to come, and then we're going to see what colors it is. All right.

And then we're going to figure out the hex code for the cum color. So who thinks this one is Bowen's cum? Ding, ding, ding, ding. We immediately get a huge. deal with barstool sports we leave iHeart we leave i heart we go to barstool for some reason on barstool now they're talking about japanese pizzas i'm like i got a thing on my feet it's like what is a japanese pizza like the pizza in japan is like are you serious and talk about that oh it's it's amazing pizza that's that's all i can say really that's all you can say what talk about it

what is it makes it so good the dough the sauce the toppings would it be as amazing as Mary Cosby's avocado pizza looked. Thoughts on Mary Cosby this year. And her behavior in the finale. What can you say about a philosopher king? A lot. That's actually a great point. You can say a lot about a philosopher.

Yeah, I agree with both. You can say a lot. It's crazy. I get why people join the cult. She speaks with such. I just felt like she was speaking with such clarity this season that I thought that she was channeling spirit. Were you upset at the end when she was really trying it with Andy?

She was like, I was wrong about you. That was so insane. It was absurd. But then she was like, Angie was like, hey. And she was like, you're right, I have abandonment issues. And it was like, great. But so she needed Angie to get there. Right.

To get to. So Angie is the real star here, I think. Angie is the star of the show. Yes, I would agree. She's top five housewife for me. For real. Now you have to say your top five. Carlton.

She's so crazy. She loves Carlton. You need to be in an asylum. The witch. Rha. Mona. Okay. Singer.

Rha. Carlton. Ra. Singer. Angie. Angie. Okay. Who is rounding now at this five?

Karen. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That can't be my five. Karen. You didn't say a fifth. One more. Oh, fuck.

Hold on. You don't have been happening. I feel like I have it on my phone. I feel like I wrote this down on my phone. It's like there's a folder with drag names. There's a folder with my favorite housewife. My favorite karaoke songs. Okay, this is a nice spread.

You have Roney, Beverly Hills, Potomac, Salt Lake. You're missing what? I want to, you need a Miami girlie in there. You need Adriana in. You know what? I actually, Marisol's mom. Oh, yeah. Elsa.

Yeah, Elsa. Mama. Wait, so what do what? Carlton, Ramona. actually Mary Cosby Angie Wow No Karen

Elsa Not not talking to the housewife Even even this week You're going to knock Karen out Yeah put her back in there Because does it count Do does the body cam footage count As an episode of Housewives?

I think so I think it's canon Because that is just like It's so sad So when she's sitting When she's sitting in the jail cell getting interrogated and she just has she's babbling and then she goes Thomas Jefferson's concubine it's just like you don't get that kind of genius

anywhere else in this world she is one of the funniest people to ever live that talk about channeling the muse in the room like being in the room where that happens yeah like that isn't it what top five you're standing my top five or oh god are we all doing sure well let's just point out is staring you see a year you gave a stidding go to Karen's Body camp footage and Brittany Baitman. Oh, I think. My top five is Britney Baitman. No, just kidding.

I would respect, I would respect that immensely. I do think she's had an incredible season. Yes. Like this is, it is funny. The Jared still. You guys, I've never recorded in my life. I was trying to send a video to my daughter. She got a good grade on her mouth test.

She just started speaking to me again. You guys. You guys, I have an announcement. My daughter's speaking to me. What? This is the part where I say, I don't want you. What's the thing pink pony club throughout the airport? It's amazing.

It's brilliant. To all housewise past, future. Past future and present. Take notes. Like, this is what happens when you're off your phone. So, actually referring to someone who literally just made a TikTok. But like, when you're off your phone and just being you. And you're not, like, worried about how.

people perceive you. No podcast, no outer chatter in your inner chatter. When you're off your phone and just being you, it's incredible what you can do on your phone. That's essentially what you just said. When you really clear that, when you just let the muses speak and you just put away your phone, pick up your phone. See what happens.

Amazing shit. The content. Especially now in the new era of TikTok. It's back, baby. And outcasts and vagabonds and dragulators. Dragulators. It's like, it's like, that is like, there are so many people who are trying to manufacture housewifdom. Yes.

And they're trying to like. I don't think Bronwyn is as guilty of that as other. I mean, let's call a spade a spade. Yes. My critique for the finale of Salt Lake, I did not need them to do that stupid thing. That game was made about that game was so. So Heather is we'll put Heather. I don't think she even believed in it.

I think they told her like to do this and then she was like, yeah, fine. and then it just not one element of the show felt like they were pushing that hard for drama until that moment and I was just like I just don't believe this. It tripped at the finish line a little bit. I think it's like we're at a point with Housewives where push has come to shove

and it's like in order for anything to be, I think New York is evidence of this if it's just like it just has to be crazy and that's why I do respect Heather doing that because she's like, well it's the finale episode we're all sitting at the table and it has to be insane because what I was my favorite was her cadence we're going to take out our phones we're going to find the worst thing we've ever said about someone here and then we're going to hand over our phone and we're going to read it diabolical

and we're going to move forward do you think she scripted she scripted that no i don't you don't think she had a note app on her phone that was like guys what i find suspicious was that they all like remember when Lisa like zoomed the fuck in. Yeah. And like was like swiping, swiping, swiping. So it was like they screen shot. They had text at the ready. I think that was prepared.

There was something produced. It was very produced. It was very, it was the only moment of the season that I felt was like inorganic. Yeah. And I didn't like it. I, I did like it because I just felt like Heather was like I have, I fucking left not a single chrome last even. No. And she was just like.

She actually deserves an Emmy. She does. She does. Because she wrote that. And it's like, she was like, the way I fucking tore that last year, like the only way I can one up myself is if I do the craziest thing possible, which is she did the craziest thing possible. There was a moment there where the language was even kind of like mirroring last season where she goes, we're all obsessed with receipts. We're all obsessed with proof. Like she caught herself mid list being like, oh, I got to change up the words a little bit.

But it was receipts proof timeline. I actually, like, earlier in the year, like, in our group chat, people were like, oh, Heather's not having a great season. She's not, like, in it. I'm like, actually, I totally disagree because I think Heather Gay is the audience. Yep. And she's the best narrator on the show. And she's the lead of the show. She's the protagonist.

So it's fine by me that she's not, like, totally, like, racked with whatever is going on. I feel like she's had a lot of that. And I kind of enjoy watching her watch what's happening. Right. That's how I feel about it was gay. Miss gay I was talking about you I wasn't talking about her

That's how I feel about Miss Gay As everyone knows My straight power fist Wow Even this week Limprist did somehow Even this week Well the YMCA

Him dancing to the YMCA is like Is Brittany Bateman level It's like Totally We are laughing Give him a Stating O To the village people people.

You tore that. You tore this. You tour this. And you know this. To be true. But like in Brittany, Brittany Bateman, they're a perfect cast

because they're every archetype of housewife. And they're themselves. But Heather Gay is not. And that is what Mary was saying. Oh. Mary, when Mary was like,

Heather, you've changed and you're not, you know, you're not yourself. She's like, you are becoming too aware and too into the fandom. and, like, your Rihanna's favorite

and you're performing and you're producing. But Heather, like, kind of needs to do that a little bit. Yeah, I think it's unfair. I think, I think you need, you do need Heather to do what Heather has done. Right, because you're, because you have Britney Bateman, like, if everyone was Britney Bateman, it would be unwatch.

Well, the rest of them are not capable of doing that. Like, Lisa Barlow is not capable, and I'm wearing her on my shirt. I have a deep respect, over my heart. She's not capable of being like, Hey, guys, to the producers. What do you guys need? Let me execute that for you.

One person can do that in the cast besides Heather, which is Angie. Oh. You think? I think Angie's a, I think Angie, too, is a chaos agent. And she's living, she's truthfully living her life as the wife of a beautiful game. She's more grounded. But Angie can, like, zoom out and, like, the way she handled the Mary thing, I'm like, she can, she can do this.

She's so aware in the best and the, in the exact right way. Yes, she has an understanding of that of the situations in a way where she's like, you know when it's time to put your foot on the gas and like whenever it's Meredith spinning in a circle at her own bat mitzvah being like, satire! Like Angie knows like, I'm upset, but this is good. This, yeah. Meanwhile, it's like Mary melting down. Like there's a bone in every housewife's body that if they were to scratch that bone,

it would just be like, let me continue fighting this woman. but Angie knew it is not I'm not arguing with Mary Cosby about this. Right. Saying high body count hair it's like I actually take back what I said about Ms. Gay

needing an Emmy for her writing. It is Angie because we're getting lines like high body count hair and we're getting lines like one foot in the grave and another. And then she even wrote something for this show with her I don't think so funny was I don't think so many

high body kind of hair and then she goes if you come to lunatic fringe salon by the way the name what oh no when we go

first of all when we saw I didn't know it was called lunatic fringe triangle hair vibes lunatic fring

I saw I saw saron vibe well then I didn't know that it was actually a phrase like it's a the lunatic fringe

references actually like like groups of people it's not just two words that sound great together it's like oh she's like a full

Like Sarah Nicole. I worship this one. The text. Yeah, we do. And she was great on the show. You should listen to that episode. Like, she looks perfect. This is the right, the joke level writing.

Yeah, this is good. She goes, you come to Ludicic fringe. You have a get late guarantee. If you don't have sex, come back. I'll fuck you myself. Girl. Then they say, Rome was not billed in a day. No.

What can you possibly mean by that? And you're talking about a Greek woman, so watch it. So stop with this. Rome imagery. We're talking about a Greek legend. She built a hair empire because she was laying brick by brick. And the cultural wasteland of Salt Lake City.

That city! It is, by the way, it's like... A goddamn pillar! I'm a pillar of the community. Oh my God. Do I have an Angie? Lauren.

Go, go, go. Do, do. Meredith. Well, Meredith. It was, I thought it was really interesting. how you attacked me and you're very rude to me. There's not much I'm specific. I have to work on it.

It's there. It's a healing journey. I'm in a real place of holling. I fucking love her. I fucking love her. I want, she needs to have a better season next year and I actually blame the, I think the producers cut out a lot of her shit.

Oh, interesting. Because like, we love Whitney. I fucking love her. I think she's the most stunning woman alive. Period. She's one of the only housewives I've done a shot with. Oh.

Oh. And how did that present itself? Well, we were both at high tops West Hollywood. Good for her. Likely place for us to be. She is a gay guy. She's a gay guy. She is.

She's a gay guy. She's not as much of a gay guy as Angie Kay. Oh, sure. But when Suddy and I were at Chuck, she was in the audience. And then studio was like, say hi to her. I was like, I'm too shy. Bowen is so. You guys work with the biggest A-lister's weekend and week out?

These are our alist. Meredith Marks came to the Fire Island premiere years ago with Seth and Brooks. I went over to her to say, that was the first time we had ever met. I said, Bowen come over here. He said, no, I'm not doing that. No, it's. He's like, he was too scared. I get that completely.

I love these people with all my heart. And her scratch cornea really concerned me. Meredith doesn't stop creating content. I'm saying this is someone who will be buying her. What is it? pink microphones that she's selling. If you don't think I have the entire Meredith Mark's collection and have been to the store in Park City, you're incorrect.

What are the pink? You'd be deeply mistaken. Okay, do you remember at the end when it was like, during the finale, when they put the title cards up, like what they're doing now and they came by so fast. Yeah, it was way too fast. I couldn't, we're, listen, we're all professional readers. Could not read that.

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news you can handle. And you know we don't hold back. So come be reasonable or shady with us each and every Monday. I was going through a walk in my neighborhood. Out of the blue, I see this huge sign next to somebody's house.

The sign says my neighbor is a Karen. Oh, what? No way. I die. laughing. I'm like, I have to know you are lying. Humongous, y'all. They had some time on their hands.

Listen to reasonably shady from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Top five housewives. Should we do it? What are yours? Stacey Rush. You are crazy. I watch her QBC videos. He does. It's like ASMR to me. They're so soothing.

Jesus bracelet. And it's like proud Christian woman. I love having God right here on my wrist. That's a proud Christian woman. No, she is actually a revolutionary housewife because she is showing you that you can be a positive, loving person and still succeed. And you could have the most beautiful boobs on TV. And you're the most gorgeously stacked person to ever be on television. Her body is insane body tea.

Her body is, her body is C. Her body is Selle. Her body is diet. Look at that. I mean, Becca, that's the most gorgeous woman alive. Yeah. And to think she's dating a man who will not have sex. That's crazy.

No, and that's part of her housewifery. What is going on there with Ms. Thing? Let me think about it. Let me think about it for even more than one or two seconds. Miss Gay. I think, I think. But we love Stacy. Stacey rushes in my top five.

Listen, I'm never going to shame an actor once camera time. Sure. And you are never going to do that. You respect the fuck out of those guys. I respect the fuck out of those guys. Any actor out here who's grinding? Doing their best. Putting one foot in front of the other

and this grind we call Hollywood. I respect the fuck out of those guys. Excuse my language. But it's true. And it's really difficult. Say it for the hard of hearing Meredith Marxist people in the back. Whoa, I thought you just said Meredith Marxist

and I thought that's a good drag thing. great drag name. Meredith Marxist. Oh, my God. iPhone list. iPhone list. iPhone list. Wait, can I just say when I was in Denver for the holidays, it was this huge event.

All over Grindr, people were like, we're going to Meredith Marks. Meredith Marks is going to show up at Tracks, this nightclub by the train tracks. It was like the entire town was getting ready for like a presidential visit. That's an A-list tracks appearance. No, of course. And I was like,

I am not, I'm going to sit this one Because of fear. Because of fear. No, but we love Meredith. Meredith came. Obviously, Meredith famously, as the readers know, came to the cultural awards and delivered a great performance and accepted an award in person on behalf of all the ladies and then came out to the after party afterwards and was hanging out.

She is a good hang. This is what I was saying about the title card. When it said at the end of the title cards, it said that she's coming out with listening, pink listening devices. Yeah. Well, she's at a handicapped microphone. She's a handicapped woman. But because Brits, you thought Oh, so I'm making fun of

the differently abled. I understand. He makes fun of disabilities now. My family. Matt Ziered on a really underappreciated line during the whole like recording freakout in the Sprinter v. What is it?

I invited you into my home. That and then she's been saying lies and spreading lies. She goes for saying lies and spreading lies. Like staying and spreading being two different things. for saying lies

and spreading lies. She absolutely rocks. She rocks. Garbage horror poses. Meredith, Maritith, Stacey.

I just. Luan and then I'm going to say I fucking. Luan. Oh, fuck. I forgot. Oh. Louan and Sonia.

Yeah. We can share the list. Shire. Yeah. Oh. Shire Whitfield. This is this is the list. And I'm going to say,

I'm going to say Alexia. Alexia is. is pretty good. Alexi is huge for me. I'm going to say Adriana. Okay. Adriana's amazing. I'm going to say

Meredith. Yes. Yeah. I'm going to say if you say Meredith. Oh, I'm going to say Dolores Katania. Oh, you love Delora.

And I'm going to say who do I laugh at? Sonia. Like how was Sonia not my number one? Honestly, Sonia to me is diminishing return. Kenya? Sure. Kenya is tough for me.

Because as incredibly fabulous as she is, I don't think I'm like chuckling and laughing along. Honestly, in good times, Portia. I was going to say Porsche. You like Porsche. Porsche's unbelievable. And also, you know who I think is actually a top five housewife? And I take the good and the bad.

Nini. Erica Jane. Oh, sure. Totally. Erica Jane is unforgettable character on television. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like if we're like paying homage to what the show homage

for the Zubi Zoo Buzuzzi's. in the room. It's like that is what the show is. It's a soap opera. And she is a soap opera character. I mean, literally named after Erica Kane. Wow. My soul left my body. Yeah. You met her?

No. Wait, I don't know who Eric Kane. I did General Hospital. Right. Erica Kane is Susan Lucci's character on All My Children. Probably the most famous soap opera character. And is, it was but Sarah was on General Hospital. Yes.

Yes. That is the most iconic thing anyone's ever done. Well, and talk about... You were on General Hospital? You didn't know this? I bet. I literally, I said, hey, I, hey, please. And they were like, are you, like, kidding? Because you're a comedian, are you kidding? And I was like, I'm one million percent. You and your mom. What did you do on general hospital? They were like, so they... She's a speech. She's a speech therapist. You're fucking kidding me. She's amazing. I come in for one episode, can't do a serious face going, because, you know, it is true what they say on soul. Like, in soap operas, You know, at the end of a scene, it holds on everyone's facial reactions. Yeah, like this. And I really do want to go together. You should get in there. You would be amazing. All I want to do is act.

And guess what they do? 100 pages of dialogue a fucking day. Do your respect speech. Put respect on that with the soap opera actors. What were you saying? Respect speech. That you just did earlier. I respect the hell out of those.

I respect the hell out of those. You know, it's, it's, think about how many grates we've got from soaps. Julianne Moore. Oh. Lisa Rina. Tully Rippa. I did when I hosted my game show, my hamster game show. My.

Let that sink in. You don't even know the half of it with this hamster game show. Let's keep it. Who was competing the hamsters? Yes, they were. Just. Yes, they were. But the humans too.

All right. Well, I would have meant. And they're in. Therein lies the rub. I was my co-host, Kyle. Shut out. Shout out. He did soap operas and he was like,

bitch, you have no idea the level of acting talent. He said that all of his co-stars could, when they were like, hey, you know, the director would be like, can we get one single tear rolling down your cheek? They would go, which I. Fuck. Which I?

Which I, bitch. Which I? I, bitch. You could do that, though. You could. Which I, you could. I certainly couldn't. Which I.

So at the end of every scene, like, they literally do the whole, like, hold for reaction, hold for reaction. But my crunchy ass, literally doing this in my reaction shots. They're fucking amazing. I couldn't believe. Everyone is so fucking amazing in acting in general hospital. It's like in. Okay, you know what? I'm throwing it out there.

I want to be on general hospital. I'm serious. I would love to come in and do whatever you guys need. They're not going to want to let you go. That's fine. I'll do a recurring role. Period. I would love to.

It is like one take. Everyone done. Everyone's off book. Day of. Day of they get the script. And then they go, got it. Wow. And I've legit never been more nervous in my life because you're actually with pros

who are like they do this every. Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't mean to make this about me. I want to put something out there. What? I want to do a pro wrestling thing. That would be really good.

Yes. I went to New Japan, New Japan pro wrestling at the Tokyo Dome. It was the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life. From children to elderly women screaming. Hilarious. Hilarious. Acrobatic. I just, it's all my favorite things.

Costume. Ask John Sina for tips. John. John. Mandarin speaking. John Sina. I think let's go up. Yeah.

Have you seen him do the ads for Laugan Ma? I guess not. For the Trilly Crisp? Cam knows. Oh, for the Chili Crisp. He's in his trailer. He's like,

Sishua with a joy, like, like, it's crazy. Okay. So for those reading, listening, watching,

Matt wants me on General Hospital badly, done. Bowens, General Hospital, done. Substance? Like,

Hey. Substance two. Substance too. You find out Monstro is not dead Monstro's returns slurps up and it's you I mean

And then you have to go into SNL And it's meta Oh my God And then Monstroelli asked her to work at Starbucks And she's just got to be a girl Getting her shit together

With Hollywood And like roommate How did you I want you to Could you possibly conjure up How you felt When you saw Monstro Elyssesu and when the text came on the screen that said Monster Illicit Sue,

like, how did you feel? You're gonna, like, think I'm, I'm joshing around or kiling around or whatever you're going to say in this show. But, like, so I went to the movie with my friend Eris, who, like, does, like, amazing.

I'm sorry, Aris? How do you spell the name? Eris tour? Yeah. Oh, wow. If his name was Eras, he's had a hard two years. No.

He R-I-S-E-R-S-they. Eris, but like the Final Fantasy character. Anyway, keep going. Yes. My friend heiress who does practical effects, who did all the practical effects. And Sarah vaccine. We went.

We went together. And when that happened, legit, stood up. Yeah. Yeah. The more you'd do it the way. And we were like, yeah. Like literally.

Yes. Because I didn't think people in the theater we saw it with were like screaming laughing the whole time, but I don't think they didn't feel like they had permission to stand in cheer, but it's cheer, it's cheering.

Oh, it's a cheering. It's a cheering. Yeah. Monstro illisusu. I think, because I saw it from home.

Monstro, Matt Bow. I saw it at home and I kept, and mind you, I was stone, but it was the perfect way to watch it

because I kept turning to Matt. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, wait. It's okay.

I turned to Matt and I was like, I flatline. I slowly sob and I'm just, no. Wait, give me something in it. And now this is a circuit. This is a circuit. We did say we couldn't do holding space jokes anymore. For Sarah weekend. Right. This is the last

time. There's only for you. You're a rascal. So this is like, you know what I mean? It's different. Yeah. I kept saying to Matt, I was like, this is fucking. Yeah, he did minutes in. He was like, this is the best movie. I was like, this rules. I love that movie.

It's so fun. And I love to Oh, I loved it me. She's the most beautiful woman who's ever graced the planet. 62. Can you believe? That's crazy. Yep. How old is anyone? I don't know.

You'd have to ask them. And it's rude in some cultures. Yeah, in some cultures, that's rude. Do you want to say? I'm bouncing around. I'm so crazy, but I was like, it just scared me to think that we wouldn't be bringing this up. My neighbor, this is so back, this is not what we're talking about. No, say it, say it.

I'm not, no, I'm flying. No, say it. What? My neighbor is a brain scientist. I don't think that's what they're called. Neighbor hack. Neighbor. Legit.

Sometimes I am kind of like, should I knock on her door and ask her if it's normal that I can feel the veins in my eyes? Knock, knock, knock. Hey. How are you? Not me getting an aura ring and refreshing that every five seconds. I had a question about,

I know you're off the clock I can feel the veins in my eyes is this normal Which is not the brain Yeah no no I'm not seeing the brain Everything is Everything is

Because actually isn't all of reality That's your real culture number 94 It's not the brain But everything is We've never had a rule Like Negate itself

Yeah yeah Well all I'm saying Is that all reality Is consciousness So Period. Period. Wait, can you walk through that?

It's just like we could all be like literally in my dream. So you're an egomaniac narcissist. So you're a solipsist. Sorry, we could all be in like Trump's dream. That you threw it on him. It's his day. It is what this is all his dream, isn't it? It's like, I just, I'm sorry, I can't get over.

that he had fucking YMCA. You have to watch The Apprentice. The movie. Oh, wait. No, the movie. The movie was Sebastian. I love The Apprentice of the TV show. So does Boneyang.

I loved it. I loved it. It was the best show. I did like The Apprentice back in the day when it was all fun in games. Yes. I'm talking about The Apprentice, 2024 with Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong.

Essentially, the apprentice referring to the fact that Trump was Roy Cohn's apprentice. You know, I pledged to watch that. It's. Really, hear me. An interesting movie. Hear me. And did it get like a little bit where people worried about it? Yes, definitely.

They're still worried about it. Why? And Sebastian Stan's Oscars, I'm sorry, Golden Globe's speech was like, we cannot move in fear. Is this leaf distracting? No. Are you distracting? As long as you're okay with it.

There is rustling afoot. I mean, certainly. Okay. But, and I just feel like if I were to have a leaf on my head throughout the entire name, I'm me doing my job. Well, good thing you're not. actually our job. Right.

If I had a leaf on my head during my entire workspace, I would think. Well, good thing you're not a Pokemon. Because I think there's a Pokemon with a leaf on his head. There's leaf tight Pokemon and you better watch your mouth. Chikarita. Yeah, hello. Bitch. I just, I have more proof that that's the 20th word in history.

Chickarita. That. That. That. That. I was your friend and you. I was offended by that. And I was offended by that.

Lisa Barlow. Wait, what was it? Hi, I'm a friend. Hi, I'm your friend. I'm offended. I'm offended by that. Yeah, I can't quote that. That's one of the craziest moments.

Garbage horror. Garbage horror. The fact that she came back from that with Mary, like, the fact that. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable. Well, did I ever tell you about, I was at Sundance one year, and I, this is the same year. I went to her store and I saw Meredith at an after party, and I turned to her, and I just go, Meredith, you know, I root for you and Lisa. And she literally turns to me, and she goes, well, explain to me how that would work.

And I was like, oh my God. Wait, so then how have they healed from that? I think you just kind of get over to things when you're a housewife. Girl, when fucking Heather said about Whitney, like, that what was, she's a piece of shit? Yeah. You're a piece of shit. That's crazy. You're a fucking liar.

You're a bitch. That's literally what she says. Like, looking at her in the eyes. No, you are. You're a liar, Lisa. You're a liar, Lisa. You talked to Whitney last season, and you're like, how are you with the girl? How are you doing?

And she goes, I'm good because the girls are all good. Like, she said something to me to that. She said something like everyone knows how to do the show and we're a good cast and we're together. And also I did hear, I think Joel saw Meredith somewhere. And he was like, so how are you feeling about the season? And Meredith fully with a big smile was like, I loved it. Everyone really came to work this year. Like, they're loving it.

They're amazing. Like, Angie Kay came on the show and you could tell she felt like a queen. As she should. As she should. Oh, two things I want to say. Please tell me when, I'm afraid that when people see me, they see Ronwin. Why? Like when Bronwyn walks into the room wearing Ronald McDonald's, it's like,

costume. Not costume, honey. Mama. She kept saying Mama. Mama, this is fashion. I'm a Bronwyn fan. I don't get this. But you don't see.

That's not what I'm like, right? When I walk in with my eyes ass with my eyesawly's head, it's like you don't see like hot dog on a stick. If you're anyone on Salt Lake, you're Lisa Barlow. No. You're not. Who am I? Get this right. You know.

I think that you're Lisa and your merit. That is exactly what it is. Yeah. Yeah. We saw ourselves in the first season when Meredith tells Lisa Seth and I are separating.

And Lisa was like, oh my God, wait, I'm going to cry. I'm crying. Wait, I'm crying. No, no. Meredith, I love you guys so much. I'm really close with them. It's just really hurting me because we're always friends, you know?

Meredith's like it's okay wait I'm gonna cry I'm crying you look like a trampoline with eyes Angie trampoline with eyes is underrated

trampoline with eyes crying crying Angie one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel where does that she come up with that that's amazing and Bronwyn reading it she's got one foot in the grave

and another on a banana peel. Can you do that, how can you not laugh? It's like, I feel that way, by the way. That you have one foot in the grave and another one of a banana, which means what to you? Half clown, half dead.

Pagliacci's curse. Yeah, Pagliacci. Oh, Bagliachi. Who's Pagliacci? Can you do me a really big favor? Can you look up Doctor Who? Like, skin stretched out person?

Oh, I know what you're talking about. That's trampling with eyes. That's trampoline with eyes. No, and then... Wait, can you do this thing? Insert image here. Yeah, yeah. And also make sure it says subscribe

to Lost Culture Recess underneath it. Do it again, in fact. Do it again. Oh, yeah. Subscribe to Lost Culture Rees says here. Or should we say subscribe to Eyehart? Y'all. I can't with y'all.

Y'all are some... Really for real. Really for real. What? Okay. My neighbor who's a brain scientist. Yeah, yeah. Get into this. Should this be a two-part episode? Should this be called Monster Serenical Part 1?

Oh, my God. And then we'll do Monster Serenical Part 2. If we're brave enough. No. We have to go to work. Oh, Jesus Christ. I forgot about that. Me? By the way, me really, too. Me really to take it back, especially this week.

Me really too. It's not me too, it's the sequel. Me really too, hashtag. You thought we were, you thought we were stomping it out the first time? No, no, me really too. Pussy grabs back. You thought pussy was sitting on the shelf? Well, guess what?

It was sitting on the shelf so long in the cabinet in the dark that it became one of those potatoes with the little arms growing out. Pussy grabs back. This time, it reeks. That's actually really good. Scare him off a little bit. We'll have culture number of thousand. We've never gone that high, you fucking freak.

You really came in here and said, you really said, it's Sarah's cult. I'm going to say the culture that was for me. When the pussy's on the shelf, David Lynch, we should you drag that. Well, he passed. He's dead. Dead man. My neighbor's brain science. Yeah, I get into.

this, sorry. She said that global warming. Oh, no. What does she know? She's a brain science. That's not a climate scientist. Global is not brain. Yeah. Okay. Just because they're shaped the same, a big circle. A brain and a globe. That's why my brain's always rolling around my head like a marble. Yeah, exactly. Did you tell her all this? Peanut-headed bitch. What did she? What did she say? Global. Peanut-headed bitch. One time my boyfriend drew a picture of me, that was a little peanut head. And me screaming, pay attention to me! And he's called it peanut head bitch.

And now Sarah, whenever she's in a wig, it's like, oh, that's the most peanut-headed bitch I've ever seen. A little head. You have such a good head for a week. He's a great head for a way. It makes me laugh immediately when I see you in like a red bob. are like Wait, you got obsessed

with that one bomber She's in like You as a blonde I love to There's something like Amazing about I had No it's an amazing moment

When you transform I just It's like ever It's just like Listen I am grateful for this job Because so many things But the fact that

For a job I get to wear a wig And go Oh Who is she? There was a wig that was so perfect on Sarah and I don't mean to like out you as anything like narcissistic. It's just it was like I got it

because you just kept Sarah and I sit next to each other on Saturdays for our makeup and hair and it really was a moment of Sarah just being like looking at herself for at least five minutes. I'm the pretty girl, mom. Being like I'm beautiful. Yeah. I did the substance mirror thing.

Yeah. But positive. But positive. You did it but you were like, oh. Oh, you were like so happy. I felt about when I had my Tina Turner wig. I had a Tina Turner wig in that Pongo sketch. It was insert an image here.

Oh, Tina Turner wig. And one time I had to wear a Riba wig. Oh, that was great. And it was like, I was kind of was like... Were you playing Riba? No, not at all. But it was a Riba wig. Not per se.

But in a way. All Actras have, you know, I was kind of channeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't really put a reba wig on without doing a little. You have to sing. I'm a survivor, at least once. That was amazing. I'm pretty good.

I'm pretty good at singing. I work hard. When you were singing in the hallway and it was resounding and reverberating, I was like, the all funny drained out of my body and I was just living in like pure, honest moment. I was just like, wow. That's really kind. What did your neighbor say? What are you said

That's beautiful. What are your neighbors saying? Because he's done with me in the singing. I need to pee so bad. Okay, okay. Go pee, girl. How bad is it? Pretty bad.

I've been holding it in for at least a half hour. You've been dealing with a lot with that. Should I go now? But I don't want to lose it. We've been on momentum this whole time. Okay, so my neighbor said that climate change, you really can tell that. Is here.

Strom. Let her fit. Really? Trump. Come on now, girl. Greenland. Trump, girl. Get real girl. Get real. Greenland. Really?

Leave it alone. Really? What did your climate? What did your brain scientists say about the climate? She said that global warming. You know that global warming is happening because dogs have dog bites are up. Because the ozone, dogs like are. breathing in ozone, and it's making them go crazy.

And the first thing I said was Bronwyn. Oh, my God. And then your neighbor was like, who? Yeah, no, literally. You know what's crazy? Brainsight just apparently don't watch Real Housewives. What's crazy about the Bronwyn dog attack is she got attacked by her favorite thing because, you know, she's got all those dogs named after the House of Cards characters.

Which... The show is the best show on television. I'm sorry. All my dogs are named after characters for my favorite show House of House of Cards. An insane show. Let me be frank. Let me.

Oh, my God. You are so far. I'm going to light you on fire. Let me be frank. You know those dogs were named after. Let me be frank. Like, they're young dogs. And this girl is naming.

I mean, House of Cards was like 2013. It's an old show. So she must have started binging like, A few years ago. But don't those dogs look like newer than that? Yeah, they're not like housebroken. I mean, if she had started the show when came on, like many of us did. And then I guess she named her, she might have named her dog.

I would imagine her first dog was named Frank and you'd think the second one was Claire. Those dogs are old now. Those are old dogs. Really old. 13-year-old dogs. I thought all of her dogs looked really young and I was like, that's crazy that she named them that. recently. I mean...

I am looking at the dogs and they don't look old enough to be from OG season. So bless up. She started watching House of Cards after all, everything came out. After everything came out

about Kevin Spacey, she said, not only am I going to start streaming, I'm going to name all my pets after this. This is just conjecture. We don't know. They could be. They got money.

You know, those dogs have money. They can get everything replaced. They took the substance. Hey, group minds, group minds, group mind, group mind. When you can get in a rhythm, ride the wave, babe. One foot in the grave and another on appeal. Look at that melody. I know, whoa.

Another on appeal. You know what I mean, banana. You need to be in the minions movies. Wait, Erica's, Erica Jane. We're on appeal for legal reasons. We're on appeal. We're on appeal. We're on appeal.

For legal reasons. Time was an evil man. Oh, no. Time's driving. You hated it by the car float. So, yeah, there's a lot of it. He's iconic. She's amazing.

The car flipped over how many times? Three. Three times. Because it was smelling and past female. What? What? Or what? Or what?

Or what? Or what? Your ugly leather pants. Shut the fuck up. Kyle, hey, girl. What do you have to say to Kyle Richards? Talk to the camera. Because after you say it, we're going to do Adam thinks of honey,

and then we're going to let him pee finally. Please. Girl, you got to speak truth to power. Who's the power? She's the power. I think, unfortunately, she's the power, and we've given her too much of it. I agree. Just speak. Be honest.

Yeah. Say, okay. Say I'm gay, or say I was gay for a second. Yeah. Or say Mauricio Chidiote. on me with Doreet. Just say it. My take on Kyle is she literally,

the cameras are only there for her own comfort because I do think she's dealing with a pretty real thing, which is that she's separated from her husband, he's not around, and none of her kids are around. So I think the cameras are there more so that she can have people that she knows there so she doesn't spin out, but she shouldn't be on the reality show anymore. She's not willing to portray her reality,

which she's not willing to do in any shape. perform. Period. No, you're so, you're very right. Philosopher King. Tell your brain scientist's neighbor that to chew on that for once. The ozone's making him spit

fire. Yeah. Dog attacks her up, you know? And you know what? Fuck, you know what I changed everything? I said, that woman was mulled? Yes, she was. And you made a joke out of it. You made humor out of it. And it sucks.

It wasn't comedy. It was humor. And Sarah, it sucks to sit here while you did that. Cheering on violence against women. You know what? This week. This week. If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

I believe the phrase goes. The old adage. He said that like Yoda. The phrase goes, I'll believe. Just someone looking at me dead in your eyes. Too funny. That's too funny. Too funny.

Too furious. That's all you had to say to Kyle. Did you just give him time? Yeah. Bye, Aline. Like and subscribe. The Lost Colch. Kyle by Nosferatu.

Oh, Kyle would have been good in that. She should have been in Lily Rose Depp's role. Goldie Rose Depp? Lily Rose Depp? Lily, I think he said Goldie Rose Debt. Goldie Rose Depp would be funny. Brittany could have played that. Brittany Bateman.

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Listen to Decoding Women's Health with Dr. Elizabeth Pointer on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you're listening now. so it's time for i don't think so honey this is our famous segment where we take one minute um to really take down something in a culture that we feel deserved it this is our moment to do that yes i don't really have anything okay but do you i really do and you know you actually know about mine too i know about yeah okay then then it's going to be amazing i can go first okay this is bow and yang I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now.

I don't think so honey, humidifier. I'm waking up in the morning. You're blasting off all night in the corner. I'm waking up in the morning, lips still chapped. How come is that? How come is that humidifier? If you're not doing the do, then I can't give the give in my everyday life. I'm walking around with chapped lips and a chapped ass while we're at it.

all because the droplets, the mist, whatever you do. What do you do? What do you do well? Successfully. Successfully, in the words of Bianca del Rio, to LaGandre, Estrada. What do you do successfully? Humidifier, I ask you this.

To be honest. To Trinity. Oh, I thought it was to LaGonja. 15 seconds. That's an amazing season of television. Great season. Rupal's Drag Race Season 6. And we're going to be reviewing it.

And we're going to be reviewing. We're doing a recap podcast on our Patreon. Just kidding. We drag race review. Five second. humidifier do your job thank you that was one minute Bowen would you say that you were dry as your mother's vagina sort of like your vagina sort of like you're vagina

Lagandra should have won that season that was an amazing seat for her impact on culture she should have oh absolutely you know what put my time on this is that Rodgers I don't think so any start starts now I don't think so honey that Lagandra estranger didn't win season 6 of rupost drag race You're still quoting it. You're still obsessed. Bianca, we love you. We're not quoting.

I guess I just did. Not today's saying. We still say. You know what? Bianca, you deserve your victory. It should have been a tie. The Monet exchange Trinity K. Bonnet tie shouldn't have been the one tie. LaGanja should have tore up that win.

Just like she tore up the whole season. And I feel very attacked that she didn't win. In fact, you know what? I'd actually hung out with Lagandra Estrada, a lovely person. And let the girls have their marijuana if they needed to be right. Because she probably would have actually ate down on that season. Truly. Even more than she already did if they had allowed her little.

Refer. Medicinal. 15 seconds. And you know what? Of all weeks to not let Laganja smoke weed on season six. Of all weeks, you pick this week? I don't think so, honey. And we're not headed in the right direction in this country.

We're not. And that's one minute. Does anyone know? Could anyone do the stand-up set by heart? Sort of like a vagina. Can we, can we all right? Hey, hey, get your light is up. My name is Lagonde.

Hold on, we need to do it. We need to pull up and do it and do a reading. LaGonga stand-up set. I, and also I respect the hell out of her that she will not return to the show. Oh, really? Yeah, but I'm sure they've asked many times because who wouldn't want to see that? She came back to, like, absolutely slay ellipzig to do a leap as physical. Yes, that was amazing.

It was a total knockout. But she won't return to the show to compete because it's like she's had it. Good. Okay. What is it? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put your light is up. Gondas in the house.

A'o. As you can tell from my accent, I'm from Dallas, Texas ass. And it was not very easy growing up looking like this. Whether I was playing in my grandma's clothes or putting on a. a show for my well-organized alphabetically ordered peony babies. I was gaga, gay, oker. But it wasn't until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered marijuana. I mean, I like to smoke.

Y'all, I'm just flying highs. You're receding hairline, ochre. Marijuana really does help me calm down. So, y'all, I went to Valencia where they filmed the TV show weeds. And y'all, it's very dry. It's almost kind of like your vagina. Can I get a name? This is brilliant.

Now, y'all, I'm a tree hugger, because if it ain't green, huh, I'm not interested. Can I tell you something? Had she done this in a way that, like, at the time really owned it? Like, had she been high? It would have been. Like, it would have been done this. Like, it to me is funny. Because if it ain't green, huh, I'm not interested.

That's a killer. But this is what I'm saying is she created. what comedy is. Right. Like, this podcast wouldn't exist. You think this podcast would exist? You think the comedy seller

was built in a day? Angie K needs a set at the comedy cellar. We need Angie K and Lagangia Estrange doing like a travel show together. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. I bet Angie K smokes some rifer.

Don't laugh. Rebecca. No. Her house is too pointy. I would be afraid of- You with the shapes of tips of things. The shapes- What else?

What else? Your head. What else? You said it in my triangle. My triangle, you ask like 15 times. I'm a visual learner. Are you?

In many ways. Cool. When I look at her house and I go, I would like, if I was too high, I would like fall and down and hit my head out when it was pointy marble slabs.

I know. I appreciate it. a house that's really dangerous to live in. That's actually my aesthetic. A hazardous place where if you even think about bringing your kids, they're going to get hurt. Right. Don't bring kids into my house.

Don't bring kids into my refrigerator house. Exactly. My house is ice cold and pointy as shit. Remember when Monica fell down the stairs? Oh, my God, yeah. And then her mom ate guacamole and said my green ice cream or something. Monica's mother, we forgot how crazy that way. The craziest woman.

What was her name? I don't know. Tippy Hedron or something. That's what it was. Tippy Hedron. Yes. Thank you. I feel like it kind of was that.

What was it? What was it? What was it? Linda Darnow. You were right. Tippy Hedron. All right. So this is Sarah's.

Mine's like you guys are going to have to edit it out. It's going to be so fucking brutal. Okay. Oh, shit. This is Sarah Sherman's. I don't think so. her time starts now. And I'm speaking my truth.

This is, you know this is true. I know the clock is running now. I'll take my time. How much I wonder. Santa Maria Novella. I don't think so, honey, that you reformulated my petulie. I have been wearing the same petulie from Santa Maria Novella for five years.

I went to go buy another bottle. Spray it on me. I go. Sorry. Why is it not spraying sticky? Why is it not so sticky? Why is it not coming out smelling like balsamic vinaigrette and stank and rank? Why does it not?

Why does it smell nice? Why doesn't it smell like a dog peed on me? You changed it. I called the office in Italy. They've been making perfumes there in an apothecary. Monks make the perfumes since the 1600s in Tuscany. Five seconds. I call them and I say you reformulated.

They said, no, we didn't. I go, but when I spray my shirt, it's not stained brown. Because that was the old formula. Keep going, though. My old patchouli formulation, it used to spray it on your shirt, there would be a big brown stain like you spilled soy sauce on you. We're not going to use any of this. This is too brutal.

Brutal. The bottle would be so sticky, brown sticky all over, like syrup. We couldn't even touch it. I used to be able to walk into a fucking elevator and everyone would go, Whoa, whoa. Get a job, hippie. And now it smells nice. And then they gaslight me.

And I call and I was like, hey, you guys. You stupid monks. Change it back. You freaks, you queer-o. Freakish monks. Get fuck. This Italian woman is like, no, it's the same. I email every email.

Yeah, do the accent. Bonjourno. Okay. No. Oh my God. That sucks. Mama Mia. That's a petulie pizza.

That's it. You're on SNL. Hey. No, I'm not. Actra down. Actra. So, well, you know what I have to do? I have to go on eBay.

I have to Google Santa Maria Novella Pachuli. And guess what comes up? Bottles literally with one tablespoon of the petulie left. And I'm buying it for $150 because that's how badly I want it. And everybody knows. And that's why everyone on eBay is upcharging. Literally I bought them. Because Sarah's buying. And they are

trying to upsell thimbles left of this old petulay formulation. So I beg you, Santa Miranda. I know the platform that this podcast has. Oh, no. I stopped the clock. I know what the power of Lescultures says. So I don't think so. So in conclusion.

I don't think so, honey. The gaslighting of women on a day week like this week. Yeah, a week like this. Yes. Wow. Because remember how upset I was? No, this was the saga. But I thought it had been resolved. I thought you had found the petulia again.

Well, I found this is what fucking happened. Then I found the bottles on eBay that people were reselling the half of Dibaba. But now everybody's caught on that the petulia is different. But how does every, so now there's less on eBay? But how do all these eBay people have a little droplet left over? Like, who are these people? I don't know.

I literally, there's like, there's, there's someone for everyone out there. There is someone for everyone. And it just, they change it and it smells like nice. And I liked when I smelled like vinegar. Yeah. I used to smell, when I used to come into my office. I used to smell my life but surely. Just keep breathing and breathing and breathing and breathing.

When I breathe in, I smell like but julie. You should just put vinegar in the bottle. Vinegar and soy sauce. Well, I just put vinegar, soy sauce, stinky socks. Dog pee And now smells like grass I don't think so honey's smelling like nice grass It smells like pussy on the shelf

Smells like pussy on the shelf My time restarted I got a UTI From holding in this piss The hemorrhoid of the penis hole Is it that bad? Well it's you know I've been holding it in for a while I asked for the third time if it's that bad

More time has passed It could be Logan Roy going to the brain Drive you Piss crazy What? Is that Is that what happened to Logan Roy? He went pissed crazy on that one episode. Is that where... Is that who died?

Who's your favorite Roy? Oh. Wow. Kendall. Kendall. Kendall. That is just... That's Long Island.

Kendall Roy triggers me in an insane way. That is every person we grew up with. Down. Yeah. Yeah. If they had had money, which around me, well, whatever. Yeah, you're right. That's why it triggers me.

You don't I just remember that you guys are... That he has to pee really bad? No, wait. What did you remember? For the fifth grade talent show, my friends did it dance. And they were like, Sarah, you can be in the back and like press play on the boombox.

That's a traumatic memory. They have to switch out the cards because we've been going for two hours. So we're going to end it. This has been. so wonderful. It was great to get to know you a little bit more. I don't want to end this. Trust to believe I'm having the time of my life.

The great thing about you guys having booked SNL is now you get to go hang out with each other even more. And you know what I want you guys to do? Write something together this week. We are. We are. I legit. I'm tired from laughing. It's crazy.

We end every episode with the song. Hey! Hey ya. Hey, Sarah, you can push the boombox in the back. Hey, yeah. Uh-oh. Hey, yeah. For more, listen to Outcast.

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