Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)
Episode Date: November 5, 2025Matt + Bowen are thrilled to welcome a certified Reader/Kayteigh to Las Cultch: Jennifer Lawrence!!! The star of the new film Die, My Love has many pressing matters to address with Matt + Bo...w, including The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the horniest part of a pregnancy, what actor might bang Tilly Norwood on screen first, docking and soaking in Mormon culture, and which celebrities are dead and alive. Also, Jennifer remembers the time she got double engine failure on a plane, recalls when she was visited by a NOLA ghost, and explores how the Boleyn sister dynamic speaks to the Simpson sister dynamic. All this, Kylie Kelce, Robert Pattinson, Sissy Spacek, Mark Ronson, Emma Stone, Cole Escola, and Miss Piggy. And what's more: thoughts on a "shabby chic" aesthetic, an exploration on why a group chat dies, seeing your own melasma, and Robert Pattinson. Go see Matt + Bowen's "Don't Wake Daddy" movie when Jen gets around to producing it, and DEFINITELY go see Die, My Love if you want to see a true movie star give one of her best performances ever. We love you, Jen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Look, Matt.
Where? Oh, I see.
Wow.
Bowen, look over there.
Wow.
Is that culture?
Oh, my goodness.
Wow.
Las cultureistas.
Ding-dong, Las Colteristas calling.
Let's get a single on our guest really quickly on video.
This is what's happening.
We're in that we document the documentation.
Our guest has filmed the top.
Chris Jenner, Amy Polar, and Mean Girls vibes.
I can't believe.
I'm sorry.
I just wanted the ding-dong, Las Colteriscairis calling.
I'm gag.
Good social.
Good social.
So background on the guest.
So come with us back to the Gotham Awards, 2022.
We're sitting there at our tables.
We're being honored, as it were, with the ensemble.
Award and thank you Gotham's, even retroactively
for Fire Island. And we're sitting there and we had heard
rumors and rumblings that someone who had
walked up to present Best Picture at the Gotham's was a reader.
And we were like, okay, do we, how do we go about this?
Because Jennifer Lawrence being a reader feels like too much.
Too much.
But I was like, we should just try to figure out.
So Bowen goes, I'm in it. When she walks by,
I'm just going to say, I love your coat.
I don't remember this strategy.
And it was a great coat.
And so you go, okay, I'm just going to, she's going to walk by.
I'm just going to say, I like her coat.
And if she's like, oh, thanks, then we'll know that she's not a reader.
Whatever.
So you said, I love your coat.
I love your coat.
She goes, oh, I'm a reader.
Confirmed reader.
And then I'm a Katie.
That's what I was going to say.
I said, I'm a Katie.
Because that had been the latest one.
The latest one.
The latest one was the new one.
Also, I thought you genuinely liked the coat.
Oh, of course we liked the coat.
By the way, anyway.
This is the first I'm hearing.
And do you think less of us now?
I know.
By the way, welcome to this fucking show, Jennifer Lawrence.
Jennifer Lawrence!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
It's been a long time coming.
I'm just going to black out.
I'm like, are you guys talking to me?
I feel like we should have cocktails.
We should have a huge bottle of both.
I was going to bring champagne, but now I'm like quitting the vape.
And do you have it?
I mean, I'll drink it.
I snap and they come in.
I actually met a woman at a party who was French and she was like,
when I got pregnant, they told me not to stop.
smoking because it would be too stressful.
What was last trimester like for you?
You were doing it all?
No, I wasn't doing it.
I was just trying to like roll around.
Yeah.
Trying to get from A to B.
Right.
What's the horniest part of a pregnancy?
Probably second trimester.
Second try.
But I'm like married.
I'm not like horny.
I'm like married.
I'm not like horny.
That's actually rule of culture number eight.
I'm like married.
I'm not like horny.
Kind of what your movie, Die My Love is about.
Kind of being horny.
They're so horny in the beginning.
Sorry, they all.
It's a really horny beginning of the film.
Yeah.
The movie is fucking nuts.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
I'm nervous about the people that are going to think it's like twilight, like, fanfic.
And that for those people, I just want to be like, walk, don't run.
Right.
You know, like, take your time.
It's poetry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But thank you.
I'm sure we're the millions of people to tell you this.
It's giving Cassavetes.
It's giving women.
Oh, thank you.
That is the only thing I want to hear.
It's giving Cassavetes is sort of like music to the ears.
For any project.
Yeah.
Imagine they said that to us about Fire Island or our ensemble ship people.
It's giving Cassavetes.
Oh, shit.
They weren't saying that.
You watched the wrong movie.
You don't know what Cassavetti says.
You don't know what Cassavetti says.
Damn.
No.
I just like, I feel like because a couple years ago, one of our favorite movies was no hard feelings.
And just to think that you're at this place now
where, like, you can do
no hard feelings, but you can also do Die My Love.
I feel like there was a little bit of a period
where it was like, you were doing your superhero
geish, and then it was like Oscar movie,
what they were wanting you to do.
It feels like now you're picking the stuff you really want to do.
Oh, thank you.
Don't you? Is that true?
The geish.
Yeah, boots.
Boots.
I just, I got overwhelmed when you said no hard feeling.
I'm so upset.
I didn't get Botox before that.
I got Botox.
I learned about Botox after.
And I just...
They invented it after.
They invented it after I had to...
All you could see when you were seeing it was the fact that you did a bow.
I was just like, oh, my God.
Like, why, like, who do you think you are?
Nilly Torwood?
Nilly Torwood.
No, don't get, no, we're not correcting the name.
It's Nilly Torwood.
She's actually coming in right after you.
She's going to be really incredible on the show.
I wonder if she fucks.
Or if she's married.
Probably, I know it depends.
Probably not.
Definitely not.
How close are we to it?
To Tilly Norwood fuck.
Tilly Norwood fucking on screen.
Who's going to be the actor
that does the first movie
with Tilly Norwood?
That's what I want to know.
The first human actor.
Um,
uh, um,
I'm gonna say
one of,
one of the Eastwoods?
One of the Eastwood.
And,
really?
Oh, a junior Eastwood?
Or, oh, Clint's dead.
Is he?
No, Clint's not dead, honey.
We're keeping all of us.
We've broken the news
of people's death before.
We broke the hood.
And then someone really died.
Who was it?
Oh my God.
Who do we break the news?
We fully announced the death of someone and it was wrong.
And then they really died.
You killed them.
We could put it out to that.
How did you get to the place mentally to be like,
we are announcing this death when it wasn't confirmed?
You know what the podcast used to be.
Yeah.
Well, no.
But I've also like literally done that.
So I don't even know how I could be like,
where were you mentally?
I did the opposite.
I had, I thought I was meeting.
meeting Elizabeth Taylor after Elizabeth Taylor had passed away.
Oh, sure.
Explain this.
Well, there was an old woman at a party that was just like,
I think you're a really great actress, and I was like,
and I was just like, this is Elizabeth Taylor to her.
And then I introduced her to my friend.
It was like, this is Elizabeth Taylor,
and my friend was like, no, it's not.
Elizabeth Taylor is no longer with us.
Did we find out who it was?
She was like...
Just an old gal.
She was just an old woman, and she ended up writing to my agent
was like, because I told the story on Fallon, and she was like, I remember this and I think
that's me. I'm that. I'm the woman. I'm the Elizabeth Taylor. That little old woman was me.
Was me. Wow. Anyway, it was very Cassavetti.
It was very Cassavetti. You're probably like Bowen, though, where the people that star strike you
the most are the housewives. Oh, yeah. Or are you good with that? No, no, no. I mean, I would be,
I would be absolutely shocked. Are you guys watching? Everything. Salt Lake right now.
Yeah. Oh, my God. Salt Lake is, I believe, Casabettis.
That's Casavetes.
I won't get threads.
That's good to know.
I think she looks good.
Okay.
You know who's literally doing Casavetes is Bronwyn.
Every Bronwyn-like scene feels like Cassavetes.
Oh, my God.
Well, let's talk about it all.
Why can't he just, like, pretend to be nice to her just while they're filming?
It seems like it was just like a 20-minute interaction.
I think on principle it's that he hates the filming of it all.
He doesn't like that they're on a TV show.
Oh, I think it's because he's like,
you owe me money
and so I can treat you however I want.
No?
What I'm getting from it
is that it's like
he thinks this character
he's playing on camera works.
I think he thinks
I'm negging my life.
Right.
And I don't think he gets it
because he shows up,
have you noticed,
he shows up with her
to like all the press that they do.
Like apparently there was a thing
where they were like scooping ice cream last year
and he was there.
He's just like there with her at everything.
So it's not like this thing where she's dragging her husband to on camera.
Yeah.
He's participating.
I think he thinks the way he's coming across is just different than he is.
Okay.
I think he thinks it's cute.
Okay.
I hear you.
I think that he does not have control over his hatred and animosity for her.
Oh, my God.
I hate that.
I know.
And she's so pretty.
When I read, did you guys read all fours?
No.
It's not for you.
It's whatever.
I liked it.
But that's just anybody who's read it, that's who I pictured as the main character.
And what's the situation there?
I don't even know why I need to like say that.
I don't, I'm just going to stop talking.
I believe that she is having a better season because I think that she's giving less fucks.
And also I think the Christian Suriano of it all is huge for her.
And she doesn't really need to give.
Yeah, it is.
She doesn't really need to give that many fucks.
She's like, she's fine.
She's not like, Brittany.
She confronted me at the Sack Awards.
What?
She confronted me.
She confronted you?
Because I've spoken ill of her on this podcast.
Oh, wow.
She got one of that.
Is that why you're being so demure?
No, because she has one me over.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They are professionals.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Like they hear people talk about them all day long.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you don't develop a coping, they're like actresses.
They're like actresses.
Yeah.
And then she came up to me at the party.
She was like, hi, Bowen.
I hear you're not a fan.
And I was like, Bronwyn.
Bronwyn, yes, it's true, but I'm really happy to meet you right now.
And of course, I love everything you do.
I would not be talking about you if I didn't feel something strongly about you.
Wow, you are really classy.
I would have fainted.
And then we worked it out in the remix and it's all good.
And I did DM her when, after that harrowing scene with her mother.
Oh, that was so rough.
I was just like, hey, just reaching out, I've dealt with dementia in my family.
It's really difficult.
And thank you for being so vulnerable on the show about it.
and just reaching out saying, hey, we love you.
Wow.
But like, that's the view.
Class all the way.
No, but she initiated, you know what I mean?
I had something like that with Lala.
Oh.
Vanderpump, because I called her a C-U-N-T.
That was crazy.
Wait, Vanderpump inspires.
You shouldn't be allowed to be famous before you're like 30 or like, you know.
That's the poll quote for this, by the way.
You shouldn't be.
You allowed to be famous before you're 30, which we agree with you all.
Yeah.
Although that's implying that I'm like, nail it, Betty.
Put me in.
Yeah.
Start her up again.
Wait, you would play Lala.
You would play Lala.
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I was saying something about Robin Williams.
and I said, Robin Wright-Pen.
And that's a common misconception.
They occupy you the same thing.
Big in the 90s.
Yeah.
You know, amazing children.
Robin Wright-Pen.
The girlfriend.
Yeah, he started watching the girlfriend.
He's obsessed.
I'm liking it.
The show.
It's with Olivia Cook and Robin Wright-Pen.
Oh, I haven't seen it.
Yeah.
Would you describe it?
It's kind of like a fun,
psychological thriller,
but it's told from their points of view.
It's very Roshaman.
you know.
Wow, Roshaman.
Okay.
And Robin Wright directed the, Robin Wright, she dropped the pen.
That makes sense.
She directed some episodes of House of Cards.
Yes.
That's right.
Yeah.
House like Salt Lake.
Other thoughts about Salt Lake?
Other thoughts about Salt Lake.
I don't know.
I think Lisa's just, she's really bothering me.
She's just so.
I feel bad.
Because I get that Angie is like doing the same.
thing, but for some reason, Angie doing it just feels like, I don't know, like a kid doing
something, whereas like Lisa Barlow is like so, I don't know. I mean, this is insulting to both
of them. I'm more on the Angie's side. I don't know why. She just seems nicer.
There's an innocence to both. The religious stuff really freaks me. I mean, that's why
Mormon wives was so, just to watch all the loopholes is so funny. Like, we can't drink coffee,
but we put it up our butts.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Because that's how God would have liked it.
What's the hell?
It's like, it's like, soaking.
Soaking.
Yeah.
Or, yeah.
No, but it's not, they weren't butt chugging.
They were just soaking.
No, they were butt chugging.
Not alcohol.
They were but, they were not soaking.
They were butt chugging the coffee.
Yes.
Like a coffee enemy.
Yeah, yeah.
So, so insane.
So what is it?
I'm sure they all soaked.
And in butt.
They did it in the butt.
Soced in butt.
They did it in the butt.
They butt soaked.
Well, then there's a thing.
Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is soaking when you put your dick in someone and lay on the bed and someone jumps on the bed?
Yeah, Heather Gay, I think, explained this.
Yeah, it was also in jury duty, famously.
Wait, who was soaking in jury duty?
Marsden.
Marsden was the jumper.
Yeah.
I don't remember that.
Oh, I do.
I mean, nomination for Marston for bouncing.
I was like, hmm.
Did you watch Miami?
No, I don't know why.
But I do watch Orange County.
Yeah.
And I feel like I'm the only one that I, that watches Orange County.
But it's like my favorite.
I know, but I love it.
There's just like lawsuits galore.
Right.
Were you team Katie Janella?
No.
No, it's hard to be on Team Katie.
I'm sorry, Katie, if you're listening to this.
Being like Team Alexis.
Like, no.
No.
No.
Katie seemed so sane.
She kept lying.
But she did keep lying.
And she did throw up before the lie detector test, which doesn't,
scream, I think I'm going to tell the truth.
Or I have a good relationship with the truth.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Exactly.
There seems to be a lot of fear behind the truth if you're vomiting beforehand.
You did one of those Vanity Fries.
You were like one of the first ones to do it.
Yeah.
And is that like a real?
Well, no.
Okay.
But I found out like after.
Yeah.
Or maybe right before.
I don't know.
I found out at some point.
I do think it's a fun social bit.
Fun.
Oh, yeah.
I like it.
I want Rob and I think.
are we're going to do it.
That's, like, been the only feedback I've given on this press store.
I'm like, can we do that to check two days first?
And can I go on that's going to do you think?
Check, check, check.
What is your relationship with Rob?
How long did you guys know each other before this?
What is your relationship with the truth?
With the truth.
It makes me vomit.
I didn't really know Rob, and then I, I mean, but you can kind of tell how people's personalities
are.
Like he's exactly what you would imagine
He's like a foxy like a British guy
And just like sweet and not dramatic
And just like really laid back
And then we did like dance lessons together
Which I guess was like team building exercises
Wait did you guys dance in the movie?
Yeah we did do a dance
It got cut out
But we did do a choreographed dance
But I think it was I think in the end
It helped being more helpful just for like I don't know
The choreography of like sex scenes
Of course, yeah.
And, like, fighting the scenes and things like that.
I don't know.
Did you do intimacy coordinator?
We did not have one.
Maybe we did, but we didn't really.
I would have, I felt really safe with him.
He's, like, not pervy.
Yeah.
And very in love with Suki.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so we mostly, like, we're talking about, like, our kids and our relationships.
So there wasn't any, like, weird, like, does he think I like him?
Right, right, right.
If there was a little bit of that,
I would probably have an intimacy coordinator.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because a lot of male actors, like, get offended if you don't, like,
want to fuck them.
Yeah.
And then the punishment starts.
But he was not like that.
For the record, it was not like that.
Yeah.
I've just heard of this.
I've never, of course, never experienced anything.
No, I've never experienced it.
You know who I'm loving?
This sounds so fucking stupid.
But you know who I'm really loving seeing again on my screens?
And is Ms. SpaceX.
Oh, one of my favorite scenes in it is you guys, well, this is a spoiler, but like you're
in the house and you come upon each other.
It's just like once that relationship starts unraveling.
And then there's the last time you guys interact where she like really kind of sees you.
Yeah.
She just feels like an energetic match there between you guys.
And she like did so much of that.
Like it wasn't in the script.
She just is such a loving maternal and like wise woman.
And she was so, like, I was pregnant when we were shooting.
And so she was just like, do you need to sit down?
Do you need water?
Like, what are we going to name the baby?
And was just so that it just kind of like came out that way.
I've also been looking for vintage Sissy's Basic teas because I think I should wear them on this press for.
Oh, really good.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We can probably find one.
Okay, thanks.
Are you a big, big vintage shopper?
No, I like to hop around.
I feel like you'd be really good.
I'm getting the vibe from you that you'd be good in a thrift.
Oh, my gosh.
God, thank you.
I would get overwhelmed on a store.
I'm better online.
Stores, I get, my mom used to bring me to T.J. Max, and I would faint.
Because you would love everything.
You were so overwhelmed.
It's like Disney World.
It's like, I'm happy.
I love them.
All these deals.
No, we love.
We buy all the pillows.
I fucking love you.
Oh, my God.
That was really funny.
Sorry, T.J. Max.
There's a lot of good stuff there, okay?
You know, in England, it's called TK.
Macs. Which I want to, I really want to be on that meeting where they decided to change the letter.
It was a huge fucking deal for them. You know, you know what I mean?
Really? She should do a skit about that.
Yeah. You can do a skit.
Do every, does everybody say that to you? Like how people are like, oh my God, I have a movie idea for you.
Right. Yeah. But it's also what we've, you know, we've been out to dinner with our friend Suuty, who was used to be right on the show.
And she does a thing where she, there was one guy who was persistent one time when we were.
The waiter. The waiter. The waiter was persistent once. And then she just, she shut it down. And I think in a very good way where she was like, let me just tell you.
even if we did take your idea,
it would be a huge legal problem.
And then that shuts...
You could sue us.
You could sue us.
And then he was like, oh, okay.
And but like, it was like a thing of like,
it's just don't even, don't even...
I don't get the impulse to want to do that.
But that's just like a lack of...
It's like a lack of insecurity I'll never understand.
Right.
When someone walks over...
More shame needed.
Just like the fact that you're standing and other people are sitting
and you're like, I want to tell you my creative idea, people, I don't know.
I didn't resonate with what those people are going through.
But I met Mark Ronson and sang him a song.
You thought I wrote a song.
I was like, I wrote this song once about street sweeping.
And it's like, street sweepers, sweep me over my feet now.
Hold on.
We need a Mark Ronson.
No, I know.
And I don't know what I was expecting.
But he was just like, nice to meet you.
And I was like, okay.
I'll give it to somebody else.
Just so you know, this would have gone platinum in seconds.
the Jennifer Lawrence Penn song
Streetsweeper.
Wait,
how much of this is written out?
I don't want to keep talking about it.
Because what if you guys sue me?
Yeah.
Really good.
Really good point.
What if Mark sues us?
I would love that, actually.
I would love to get into a legal battle
with Mark Bronson.
Yeah, me too.
I love celebrity bad lips like that
when you find out people
like have a beef,
you're like, how did they meet?
How did they meet?
If the three of us were on the same side
of a lawsuit,
I think we'd do very well.
Oh, yeah. Well, we all have different strengths. Although, I think you would probably be team leader.
No, it's this guy. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That surprises me. No, no, no, it's good. You're the lawyer?
I think he's the doctor and I'm the lawyer. Okay. Yeah. So if anyone gets hurt, I will help on the case.
Well, years ago, they kind of floated to us, do you want to do the amazing race? And I did think that we would have been okay at that because Bowen has an incredible sense of direction and he walks very fast because his legs are very strong. Yeah.
And he also speaks three languages.
And I will eat anything.
And you can throw me out of a plane.
You know what I mean?
I'm very spry and fast.
I can get through a space.
I don't think he'd eat anything because you had trouble holding a baby alligator
but days ago.
In your mouth or in your hands?
In our hands.
So we just got back from a New Orleans bachelor party.
It was Joel Kimbooster's Bachelor party.
We shot guns.
I did get a little hurt.
Oh, wow.
You got shot.
This is the first time I've been shot.
You're like, I'm cold.
We shot guns and saw gators
You killed a gator?
No, we didn't kill him
But we could because we learned
Okay
But we
There was a point where
The gator guy was like
You want to hold the gator
And I was like kind of hanging back
And being last
Because like I don't want to
I don't see your connection
Of how that means
You wouldn't eat like
Like
He just doesn't want to hold it in his hands
But here's the thing
If there was a hundred thousand dollar prize
Or however much the fuck dollars it is
You would just put it
In your hands.
In my hands in my mouth.
Okay.
I don't know why I'm separating hands in mouth so much.
Maybe they are more similar.
I'm just saying like, if you're squeamish, you're squeamish.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
I know what you mean.
Maybe.
Yeah.
If you're, here's what I'll say.
If you put the like competitive angle into something, I can do incredible things.
Yes.
I don't, I'm not squeamish with my hands.
I'm sorry to continue to separate it.
Scimish with my mouth.
But I am squeamish with my mouth.
And I was.
Title of that.
A mom friend, I was at school.
I don't want to talk about kids because it's just so gross.
But I was at school and I was meeting one of my mom's friends, like boyfriends.
And so I was like, hi, I'm Jen.
Nice to meet you.
And in the corner of my eye, I saw a worm.
No.
That, you know, it was like morning time.
And it had just, I think, it was on the sidewalk.
And I was like, oh, you're not supposed to be here.
And I just squatted down and tried to pick it up.
But then it started going crazy.
And I was like, huh, huh.
And then, like, squatted down.
And then I finally grabbed it.
And I was like, bye.
Nice to meet you while it was just squirming in my hands.
And I was just like, what a weird first impression.
I could have waited at least for him to go away.
No, but you needed to do something about the worm in that moment.
Well, I had to put him back in the planter box.
He was going nuts.
It was benevolent.
He would have just, the sun would have come up and he would have been frat.
Fraud.
Hotter than a jack rabbit on a black asphalt in July.
You ever pour salt on a slug?
No.
It's so mean.
What does it do?
It'll kill it.
It'll, like, because they're all moist.
Yeah.
Is this a vocal
warm up into Southern for you?
What is it?
Something in a road of asphalt in July?
It's just a Kentucky saying like
I'll be over there quicker than a jackrabbit
hopping over a black asphalt road in July.
If it's not, and I made that up, that's even crazier.
It's so specific to just make up so it's got to be real.
And like God willing in the creek don't rest.
God willing and the creek don't rest.
No one can resist a rule of culture.
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On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night.
Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician.
And I'm Hurricane Dibolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled,
Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m?
On health stuff, we're talking about health in a different way.
It's not only about what we can do to improve our health,
but also what our health says about us and the way we're living.
Like our episode where we look at diabetes.
In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic.
How preventable is type 2?
Extremely.
Or our in-depth analysis
of how incredible mangoes are.
Oh, it's hard to explain
to the rest of the world
that your mangoes are fine
because mangoes are incredible
but like you don't even know.
You don't know.
You don't know.
It's going to be a fun ride.
So tune in.
Listen to health stuff on the IHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
She said, Johnny.
The kids didn't come home last night.
Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying, suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents, and brutal murders.
In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of breaking bad.
Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.
There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.
Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you.
you get your podcasts.
I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money.
And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas
and people and businesses in history and some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and
destructive companies in the history of business.
Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing.
It's like not having it at all.
It's a very simple, elegant lesson.
make something people want.
First episode,
how Southwest Airlines
use cheap seats
and free whiskey
to fight its way
into the airline business.
The most Texas story ever.
There's a lot of mavericks
in that story.
We're going to have mavericks on the show.
We're going to have plenty of robber barons.
So many robber barons.
And you know what?
They're not all bad.
And we'll talk about
some of the classic
great moments
of famous business geniuses
along with some of the darker moments
that often get overlooked.
Like Thomas Edison
and the electric chair.
Listen to business history
on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
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I was shooting a film.
I don't know why this just came to me,
but I must tell you that even two summers ago
when I was shooting in Charlotte, North Carolina,
the name on everybody's lips was,
well, we shot the hugger games here.
And I was like, y'all, this town is,
that is the pride and joy of that town.
Oh, good.
And that is your southern impact.
Or that is your impact on the South, question mark?
Well, I don't know if I've had a very big impact on the South.
I think that's a pretty admirable impact on the South.
It's for a whole city to be like,
okay.
Well, this is where they shot the Hunger Games.
Yeah, well, that's the first Hunger Games.
My house there was so haunted.
I can't even.
Tell us.
I mean, blinders going off.
No, on their own.
Just out of nowhere.
A blender.
Imagine.
That's a ghost.
Yeah.
That's a ghost.
New Orleans was really bad, too.
So I had to move three times.
And everybody was like, she's so tired.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm, whatever.
What was shot there?
A movie called Causeway.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, Cosway, of course.
No, of course.
Brian Tyree Henry.
Yes.
Okay.
So I moved three times and then I was like, I can't move anymore.
I guess I'm just going to go to a hotel.
And so then I got a hotel.
And then on the morning, I was like shooting nights.
And so in the morning would be like two in the afternoon or whatever.
And I heard a housekeeper and like lifted up.
and I was like, oh, I was under the blankets.
She didn't see me.
And so I was like, hi.
And she was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
And I was like, it's okay.
And then I went back to sleep.
And then when I woke up, my producing partner, Justine, was like, I'll come to your room and then we'll go down together.
And I was like, sure.
And then I got up and my deadbolt was on.
So there was no cleaning lady in my room.
And you don't think it was you being like in between sleep and wake.
There was a person there.
Well, now that you bring it up, I mean, I guess it's impossible.
And you don't think that what you said is ridiculous because...
I don't know.
I just come from a world where, like, we believe women.
Oh, fuck.
Where's that world?
How do I get there?
How do I...
I would love to check it out.
I would do.
Take me with you.
Were you a believer, though, before that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Always.
Of women or ghosts?
Neither.
No, both.
Wait, what if she deadbolted and then took the back door?
Was there a back door?
There wasn't a back door.
What do you think this was like a mansion?
It was just like a hotel room.
Well, that causeway budget was huge.
It was so huge.
You did not rise from your bed to go.
Let me try to think of some other ones that were more like just there's nothing you can argue with here.
I'm not arguing with that.
I believe you as a woman.
Thank you.
Okay.
So when I was at the house that I had to move, I was like watching Handmaid's Tale in the living room because I just went.
And a prophecy.
You wanted a light time.
Yeah.
And the doors in the kitchen started slamming.
And I was like, hello.
Like, I thought somebody was like, maybe mad.
And then, yeah, who's mad?
And there was nobody there.
And then I had like a folded up towels.
And I took them to the room with the shower, the bathroom.
Yeah.
And I put them on top of the toilet.
And then I was like washing my hair.
And then the top towel was laid.
out flat perfectly on the floor,
which, like, there's no way it could have fallen like that.
No.
Yeah.
So I stayed in the shower for as long as I possibly could until I got brave.
No.
I believe in ghosts.
It's kind of like saying you don't believe in aliens.
Like, well, I was just going to say I don't.
We only believe that there's as many dimensions as you can see and feel.
Get out of here.
So you're convinced.
Yeah.
Otherwise, I'm crazy.
Right.
I guess what I'm trying to do when I say I don't believe in ghosts and aliens is.
Is raised a date?
trying.
Always.
Always.
I think what I'm trying to do is protect myself because I'm so scared of it.
Yeah.
There's nothing I'm more scared of than like a ghost coming in and like that thing that
they do allegedly where they like sit on your chest or like, you know, that's sleep paralysis.
The sleep paralysis of it all.
And then also the aliens like I just don't believe a world where the aliens are coming to like hang
out and chill.
No, no.
Like, hey, we just want it to find information.
It's like, no, they're going to kill us.
It could be Zoloft, but I actually disagree.
I think that the aliens, proof that they have been here and have just been, like, observing,
I think, I mean, they have to be so much more advanced than us to even be able to, like, leave their, you know, galaxy or whatever.
And they're clearly not doing anything.
I mean, we're doing it to ourselves.
So why would they even need to interfere?
But I agree.
I'm more afraid of a ghost than I would be, like, an intruder.
Yeah.
Which doesn't make sense.
Because an intruder, it's like, there's like, there's like, um,
At least we're on the same physical plane.
Exactly.
If it needs to go down, guess what?
I just came from New Orleans on a Bachelor party
and I learned how to lock and load.
But a ghost, you can't shoot it.
It's clear.
A lot more guns.
A ghost, you can't shoot it.
It's clear.
A lot more guns, you said.
A lot more guns than like not believing women than I thought.
And like, oh my God, he's so good at, like,
he's really good at taking directions or like,
as a good sense of direction.
I'm just like, I don't know where I am.
Am I on?
Do you have any questions for us?
Yeah.
Am I on, what's his name, Joe Rogan?
Yeah.
This is a little like menly men.
Yeah.
We made a hard pivot.
You know who wants to say hello?
Josh Sharp.
Josh Sharp.
Yes.
Of Josh Sharp to-da.
That you went to go see a show.
Oh my God.
Josh Sharp.
It's very gooped that you went to his show.
Is he here?
Does he want to say it?
No, we saw him last night.
We went to the Sabrina Carpenter concert all together.
Oh, my God.
That's so cool.
And he said.
You were being very charming in the theater.
And that, like, he...
Well, I hope I was just watching him
and I wasn't trying to, like, wave to him.
He did say that, like, you...
This is not through any fault of you.
No, no, no.
It just caused a big stir when you got up
to go to the bar and everyone was like,
oh, my God, Jennifer Lawrence is here.
That's all.
And then that was the only moment
that you acknowledged me.
He was like, very good to you and I think...
I probably went to the bathroom.
I don't think I got up and went to the bar.
Let's clear that up.
She's probably going to the bar.
Yeah, like, I don't remember there being a bar.
She was in the middle of the show.
Like, find a drink.
Best time to go is in the middle of the show because the bar line is.
It was like an off-Broadway.
It was just like warm Miller lights.
Like, excuse me?
He's like a fucking hot high life now.
Your favorite.
In the middle of the comedy show, the one man.
He says hello and embraces you.
Oh my God.
I love him.
It was so smart.
It was so cool.
And I recognized his show in the middle of it.
I was like, oh, he was on Lost Colch.
I've heard this story of the meme-mer-mer-mer's cat.
Yes, yes.
Oh, my God.
Of the what cat?
The meemringer's cat.
Yeah.
Why is this not ringing a bell?
It's from deep. It's deep. It's deep. It's a philosopher.
Trottinger's cat.
Shrodinger's cat.
The meeminger cat.
Don't act like I'm crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Miminger. It should be meeminger.
It is.
It is.
Where I come from.
Also, wait. We were texting about it.
And then I'm realizing, you were like, please ask the question.
And here we are, like, almost forgetting to ask the question.
We have to ask you the question while you're here on last coach.
Oh, no, what question.
What was the culture that made you say culture was for you?
Oh, my God.
I forgot that I was, I had to work on this, but.
You had an answer.
No, I do have an answer, but I really, I still haven't made the connection yet.
You guys are going to have to help me.
Okay, we'll help.
So the original is the Bolin sisters.
Oh, yeah.
And Berlin.
And Berlin.
Well, and Mary Berlin, because Mary Blin slept with him first.
Mm-hmm.
And then he slept with Anne married her.
And Mary gave him a son.
Right.
Anne only gave him useless Elizabeth the first.
Yeah.
So that was the first time that I kind of was like, wow, sister culture.
Like tea, like I have brothers.
And that was the first time I saw sisters as like exotic in their culture.
And then around the same time that I read the other Boleyn girl was when newlyweds came out, followed shortly by the Ashley Simpson.
Oh, my God.
The Boleyn sisters of our time.
Are the Simpson sisters.
There's your connection.
And I can't connect them for you.
That is your own journey.
I think that you were enamored with the idea of sisterhood because it alluded you.
And then the most mainstream depiction, despite them being separate in two different shows,
where the Simpson sisters now.
They were on each other shows.
And I knew that there were sisters.
And I was a huge Jessica Simpson fan because I was a Christian.
Yes.
And she was a Christian.
And so when you're Christian, you can kind of only follow other, like, Christian people.
Yes.
And so I was, I remember, like, she was going to be coming to Kentucky.
And I don't even want to continue.
I was just like, I want to collect her spit.
Yeah.
And so when the show came out, and then the fact that she had a sister and then I could watch the sister show, that was like, that was a culture.
Like, I can't believe I'm still here.
They're in a amazing case study in envy, too, because Jessica was the blonde, like,
pop star prototype, you know, married to the boy band prototype, et cetera.
And then Ashley being the younger sister in her shadow, literally the song Living in the
shadow, she literally physicalized what it would mean to be the exact opposite.
And we were just kind of watching it play out.
And then there was that like a couple of year period where Ashley was way more popular.
Yes, exactly.
It was a usurping.
Yeah.
I saw her twice live in concert.
And Belinda her ass.
Her album went platinum.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe even double platinum.
And I remember, like, when she was doing the interview thing, and she was like, that's like four times what my sisters was.
Oh.
Yeah.
She just, like, named it right up.
Yeah.
I mean, was this a, you're one of the first portholes into reality as a television genre?
Reality TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was my first reality TV.
This is very informative.
Oh, yeah.
I have a picture of me and Joe Simpson from when I'm like, 14 years.
But, like, it was me, I think, my friend Sam and Joe Simpson.
And he was just like, yeah, I'll take a picture.
And you know what I mean?
It was like...
So I read the other Billing Girl.
Oh, I was talking about Jessica Simpson's book.
Oh, and I read Jessica Simpson's book while also, by the way, living in her house.
Oh, right.
Wait, that's a full circle.
I did by...
Oh, my God.
I'm so happy I can address this.
Don't cut this out.
Okay.
So I've lived there for like 10 years or something.
The pictures that they're using online.
Oh, no.
I don't know if it's like state...
like stage furniture or whatever it's called,
or if it was Jessica Simpson's furniture.
But I just,
the fact that everybody in the world,
or not in the world,
but online that clicked on that,
thinks that that's my furniture.
I really have to set the record straight.
That is not my furniture.
What was so bad about the furniture that was in there?
Shabby.
Shik.
It was all shabby chic.
Not 2025.
I'm not shabby chic.
I mean,
I'll fuck with like a wicker.
Yeah.
You know.
Well,
we'll fuck with a wicker.
Yeah, yeah.
But no,
it was like shabby chic beyond.
What's your,
aesthetic at home.
God, I don't know.
I live with somebody
who does contemporary art.
So I have to like really squeeze in color
where I can't, where I can.
Yeah.
Like when I get a room,
I'm just like, you know.
Yeah.
I kind of do a pop.
You know?
And I'm really loving like a kind of
Robbins Egg Blue with a pop of coral right now.
What do you think of this new trend?
I want to know.
I want to ask everyone.
Light blue and brown.
I'm obsessed.
Yeah, I like that.
Is it a new trend or am I making that up?
That sounds new to me.
It feels like all of a sudden everyone's doing brown and blue in a way that I'm really liking.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you're kind of going out.
This is like a bait.
No, no.
It's my way.
I've been like, so what do you guys think of my outfit?
What do you guys think?
You guys are so funny.
Oh, my God.
I miss my girls.
I'm in my girls.
Wait, why did our group chat die?
I don't know.
I'm the least engaged in it.
I think I'm part of the problem.
Oh, my God.
I'm just so busy, but you really are.
I don't check the phone.
Yeah.
No, I'm not active on one of my, like, most active group chats.
And whenever I respond, everybody's like, everyone freeze.
And, like, it just becomes such a big thing that it makes me not respond even more.
I mean, that's the thing.
This is it's just like, if you start calling it out.
I think why don't we, why don't we reactivate it?
And there's absolutely no, like, pressure to respond.
Where's Cassie?
She couldn't come today?
I asked her to come
and she told me
that she was afraid
that she would like
affect my energy.
She's energy person?
No, she,
I don't think so.
I think she just like
thought that I would like
make eye contact with her
and be like,
which I probably would.
But I did send her
the video of you guys going ding-dong.
Oh, wow.
So Cassie, for the,
for the Katie's out there,
Cassie is my best friend
and we listened to the show together.
I think she probably introduced me
or vice versa.
I don't remember the order.
But after I met them,
I called her, but we're both moms.
So when I cold called her, and she answered the phone,
I had to start with, everybody's alive.
And so she was like, what?
And I was like, everybody's alive.
I just met Matt and Bowen.
And then she just screamed.
And then I heard her say to her husband,
everyone's alive.
That's what being a mom is.
Yeah, it's just like,
it's constantly thinking about death all day, every day.
That's what, now I understand the older I get.
There was a reason why the trope of like our mom
mom's now at their age are constantly
Are crazy.
Well, no, that's...
You go crazy.
You go crazy.
Die my love.
Yeah.
Women under the influence.
This is, moms tell you about,
oh, this person, remember that person?
Yeah, she died.
Like, you're like, holy shit.
They love it.
They love it.
Okay, friends, real talk.
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On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at
night. Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane
Dibolu, comedian and someone who once Googled, do I have scurvy at 3 a.m. On health stuff,
we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our
health, but also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where
we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is
type two.
Extremely.
Or our in-depth analysis
of how incredible mangoes are.
Oh, it's hard to explain
to the rest of the world
that you, like,
your mangoes are fine
because mangoes are incredible,
but like, you don't even know.
You don't know.
You don't know.
It's going to be a fun ride.
So tune in.
Listen to health stuff
on the IHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
She said, Johnny,
the kids didn't come home.
Oh, bless that.
Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying, suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents, and brutal murders.
In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of breaking bad.
Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people.
There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.
Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or
wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein,
and we used to host a show called Planet Money.
And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History
about the best ideas and people and businesses in history.
And some of the worst people, horrible ideas,
and destructive companies in the history of business.
Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing.
It's like not having it at all.
It's a very simple, elegant lesson.
Make something people want.
First episode,
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So many robber barons.
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Whenever we travel, I always, like, remind him of, like, climate change.
Like, whenever we're at the ocean, I'm like, oh, my God, imagine how beautiful all of this coral would have been, like, before it died.
And, like, it's just, this used to be blue.
Yeah.
Like, wow, our kids are never going to see, like, bright coral.
Or like when the airplane jumps
And I'm like, wow, the turbulence is getting worse
Because of climate change
That's when people don't think about
I didn't think about that until now
It's true.
Like something about the air thinning out
I don't know, I'm going to have to get my facts straight
Before we're alone again.
That's the thing is it's like that's one
Someone said to me the other day
They were like, you know, soon
They're just going to start falling out of the sky
And I was like, who birds?
Oh, airplanes?
Oh my God.
Why would they do that?
I'm sure birds too.
Oh my God.
I try to.
I've been really good with flying lately, but I recently, I don't want to, like, say.
Oh, yeah, weren't you afraid of flying?
Yeah.
Well, I had double engine failure, which is my favorite thing to say when somebody's like, oh, no, you're afraid of thing.
And they, yeah, I really just went down.
When?
Like, in 2016, I think.
Oh, my God.
And, yeah, I mean, it was.
But we, one engine went out, and then we were making an.
emergency landing because we only had one engine. And then I was flying with a family
friend and he was being really like strong. Like he was my guy. And then he was like trying to
make me laugh and was like, you know that everything's okay because you can still hear the other
engine. Like we're fucked if you don't hear. Like if the plane goes silent, like we're fucked.
And as soon as he said that I knew it would happen and then it went silent. And then I was like,
the other engine went out, Robbie. The other engine went out. And then he like just slowly turned away
for me and was like, I know it did.
And, like, looked out the window.
And then I was, like, on my own.
And it was so.
So what happened when he told you that you can hear the other day?
He knew that we were going to die.
I mean, the pilots knew we were going to die.
Like, the whole cockpit was lit up, light, sirens.
Like, the pilots were crying.
Like, we were just, we were going to die.
And I had my little dog, Pippi on my lap.
And I just felt so bad for her because, like, she didn't agree to this.
And then we were, like, getting closer and closer.
And I was kind of trying to leave, like, voice messages for,
like my friends and family.
Like I had such a nice life.
Don't worry about it.
But like don't mention this, this and this in your speech.
And then as we start getting closer, I see a runway.
And I'm like, wow, maybe like, well, and then I see fire trucks and stuff.
And I'm like, maybe we'll crash and then flew back up in the air and kind of like caught
when for a second and then bounced again and just kind of went like that.
And then the fireman broke open the door.
And then all of us just started hugging and sobbing.
The plane hit the ground and bounce?
Yeah, well, there was nothing wrong with the wheels
and again and again until we...
So was it falling out of the sky?
This is, by the way, I just want to stop this for any women
that are listening.
This is so such the female existence.
Right now, I feel like I'm lying.
I lived every second of this and everything I'm saying
is the truth and I feel like I'm telling a lie.
Being a woman is telling two men anything
and then being like, no.
And then be like, they don't believe me.
Excuse me, can I just address?
I fully believe.
I was just like, I was putting myself in the woman's shoes.
It's not you. I'm sorry. That's actually poorly timed. I didn't mean for you guys to
hijack that and make it about yourself.
We're not making it about me. We were making it about us. When I was in labor, I kept getting
confused and I kept thinking I was faking it. And so like my friends would be like, how far
apart are they? And I'm like, I don't know because I can't tell what's real and what I'm
faking. It's like, but you're not faking it. You're actually in labor. It's so weird.
That is crazy. I know. I guess just like generations of being burned at the steak.
You're just kind of like, how could you trust yourself?
Those women just were like, we're good, we're fine.
I'm sorry.
The veil is thin.
Are you mad at me?
Oh my God.
I feel like you guys are mad.
I cannot believe this plane story.
I can't, I literally believe it.
Sorry, but that does remind me of Ambelin.
She thought, well, she thought that it was all going to be a ruse because no queen had ever been beheaded before.
And she had made sure that he was the head of the church.
So, like, the head of the church can't murder his wife.
So she, like, takes her necklace and, like, her thing off thinking that it's all going to be, like, a mosque.
And then it happened.
Chop.
Chop.
You know, the craziest chop of all time, Mary Queen of Scots.
Do you know about her chop?
They went to chop her.
Yeah, I know that.
No, you're thinking of...
Didn't go through.
You're thinking of...
Par.
Catherine Parr is the one that ran away.
So she ran away.
So Mary Queen of Scots.
They put her, she said, like, her prayer or whatever.
They put it down.
And the guy, I guess, was like an amateur beheader.
So he didn't get it all the way through.
And so he had to keep, like, hacking away at it.
And you know her little dogs were under her skirt.
Yes.
And they ran out.
They ran out.
What?
Yeah.
Played by Searsha.
I know, but were the dogs in the movie?
They don't show it in the movie.
Shooting with dogs is hell.
How was this dog?
Awful.
But it was meant to be awful.
It was meant to be awful on screen.
off screen, it was, you know, totally transcendent.
I just have to say, this is not a spoiler.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm with you.
Thank you.
I get it.
I did want to ask, though, like, when you get the script for this, like, I almost feel
like, I'm like, how do, how can you read it and be like, okay, how can you see it?
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's a hard one.
I feel like sometimes when you're reading.
Well, I didn't, I mean, by the time I had read the script, we had been, I'm sorry,
this is going to sound like I'm like correcting you, but I'm not meaning to.
But I had read the book and knew that we were going to make the book into a movie and then was like, how do you make this into a movie?
It's like all from her point of view and it's all inside of her mind.
And then I was like, oh, it's poetry.
Okay.
So Lynn Ramsey is the only poet that I know, like a director is just.
And so Lynn had been working on it for a while and we had been talking about it.
So I think I kind of like knew a little bit what to expect when I read it.
But every time before a movie, I think I can't do it.
I always, at this point, at this.
point is probably a part of my process, is calling an acting teacher, making an appointment,
and then canceling and not going.
If I don't do that now, it's like, yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't, I didn't think that I could do it.
And then when you get there and you start talking about stuff, I think costume helps a lot
too.
Yeah.
Like kind of getting in the, like, skin a little bit or whatever.
I was watching it and being like, I can't wait to watch you do theater.
Oh, no.
You don't ever want to do it?
I don't think I would be good at it.
I think you'd be so good at it.
No, I don't think I would.
would be because it's all like your body.
I'm sure they've asked.
And like your voice.
Yeah.
Well, the only time I wanted to do theater was when I wanted to, I wanted to do O'Mary.
You did?
We heard about this.
Yeah, I wanted to do O'Mary.
It just didn't work out.
Uh-uh.
The schedule, just whatever.
They were like, okay, well, it's eight shows a week and like six weeks of rehearsal.
And I was like, I was like, okay, do you guys have daycare there or I could just like,
what enough?
It just wouldn't have worked.
What about O' Mary made you, made that the exception?
Maybe because like the whole thing is a joke.
That she's, like, in on.
Yeah.
And so I felt like I could be, like, big and in on the joke.
Yeah.
You would have so good.
Thank you.
Maybe it could still happen.
Maybe.
Because they extended it to what, the summer, right?
At least.
I mean, it's going to be around forever.
I think so.
It's one of the rare things that's, like, making money consistently and, like, you know, keep going.
And I think I've seen it with all of them.
I don't know if I can announce this, but I'm just going to.
I miss.
And Stone and I are producing a Miss Piggy movie.
And Cole.
is writing it.
So.
I'm speechless.
I don't know what to say.
I think so.
Watch when they're going to be like,
well, you can't,
you have to cut it.
Please no.
Don't cut it.
I don't think we,
fuck it.
You can't,
you can't if you want.
It's ultimately up too.
No, no, no.
I don't think I'm going to be in it too.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys haven't done a movie together
and that's robbery to us.
It's fucked up.
It's like really dark.
What about those rumors
that you guys were doing,
Death Becomes Her?
Is there anything to that?
No.
Was that just, like, fan casting got out of control?
Because it would be great.
I would love to.
I mean, I would be there.
What are the great to do?
No, but I would really love to work.
Totally.
That and, like, comedy.
Like, I love No Hard Feelings, and I think No hard feelings is so funny.
Like, Jean is so funny.
Yeah.
But I don't think that I was very good in it.
You were so.
I would say that.
No, no, no.
No, we know you're not fishing.
This isn't even like that.
Like, when I did SNL, like, I'm not good at it.
That was a great episode.
You know why? Because, no, it wasn't.
But you know why I'm not good
is because like the greats
aren't they're not being funny
they're like Alec Baldwin
he's so serious he's serious as a
fucking heart attack and like the
like he's really like he's
performing it I don't I can't get out of my head
I'm like whee this is a joke no it was
you were very
the groundedness that you brought to it
you know we're watching for that all the time
for example like looking back like
probably the one of the most
iconic performances of the past couple decades is like Rachel
was you in was like Rachel McAdams and Mean Girls
I think today maybe a movie like that performance like that stands a shot
because I think we're talking more about like horror for the Oscars
and they used to but like oh my god did you guys see weapons
yes you know I can't you know I know I know you can't honey but I think she should
just just you wouldn't be able to do an Amy Madigan performance he wouldn't be able to do
the post hot dog face smashing.
I got to say I covered my eyes for that.
You can do the same.
And then the rest of the movie,
you're having a blast.
What's the last, like, scary movies?
It's also, like, really funny.
Yeah.
It's hilarious.
Hereditary is by far my favorite.
And I just saw a clip of it this morning.
The one where, like, the apparition of her mother is kind of like there,
like the translucent ghosts because you can't shoot it because they're clear.
Because they're clear.
And that's just so, that's so much scarier than somebody breaking in your house with a gun.
It just is.
I know.
I don't physically enjoy them.
But now that I'm on my propranol, maybe I'll like it better.
Are you taking it every day?
I take it multiple times a day every day.
I have like an anxiety thing.
And I don't think I realize.
Are you not just on an SSRI?
So I didn't enjoy the experience of being on an SSRI because of the side of the next.
But did you give it more than the two weeks?
Because the two weeks you feel like, oh, okay.
Motherfucker, you're about to.
Okay.
I was on a bit of the SSRI is like, I was, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I had a hard time with mine.
Without, with Luxemro.
No, I was out for about seven months, eight months.
And I was just like, I don't like that I can't fill my dick.
To be quite honest.
Did you see?
She thought you were saying that to her.
This is what I experienced.
I thought that Matt, like, would get so mad at me about asking about this.
So you were saying, motherfucker, you were about to die.
Like, because he knew I was motherfucking.
You were going to like.
You're crying at me threatening you.
Wow.
It really got me.
Like, I was like, oh, my God.
I didn't realize I was pushing a button.
No, no.
I'm him on my behalf.
What did he mean?
What did it mean?
What is that?
I meant that when I was on my two weeks on getting on Loxa Pro, I felt like I was going to die.
I think I said, if we roll the tape back, I said, you feel like you're going to fucking
die, but you had motherfucker you're about to die because you had dared ask my sister about
SSRIZ.
Okay, okay.
Glad we could clear that up.
I'm so sorry.
No, no, no.
I really liked the version.
I tried it.
Motherfucker are about to die.
He's about to get you for that question.
about to pop your ass like a gator.
You should not have asked him about his mental health.
Having a handle on the physical aspect of it has been a...
Yeah, totally.
Just bringing your like adrenals down.
Yeah, and it's not Xanax either because I'm the kind of person who would get like
addicted to it.
Yeah.
To be quite honest.
Yeah.
You would need that to sleep like all the time.
Yeah, and that's another thing is like...
Sleep is, I just cannot figure it out.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I've been trying to get off melatonin gummies.
It's tough.
I'm on my unisom geish now, and it's tough.
And I'm like, is this a crutch now?
Sorry, I cut you on.
No, that was the end of my sentence.
I'm just giving you sympathetic eyes.
Like, I get it.
A unisome addiction is really hard.
Was that, like, how, like, when did you say, okay, I got to get off the unisome?
I don't know a few weeks ago, but then it was also before I went on an international press tour where, like, you need to take melitone when you're traveling because you need to tell your brain.
Like, now it's bedtime.
So I'm back on it.
I don't know.
Do you do marijuana, et cetera?
Marijuana.
I mean, of course.
But I don't, it does not help me with sleep.
Because it actually makes me, it makes me anxious, but I just deal with that part.
Yeah.
I like, take a hit.
And then I'm like, everything is a little scary.
Yeah.
And that's fine.
Was it a lot of guys that said like, you know, it's bad every time.
Yeah.
I still love it.
Every time it's scary.
But I'm, but it's not like I'm going to stop.
Yeah, no, never.
Yeah.
The Kendall really like changed my sleep.
Like being able to have two phases of sleep, like one watching TV.
And then TV goes off.
And then I'm.
like in another world for a little bit before I close my eyes.
He's Kindle culture.
Kindle King.
Oh.
Yeah.
I love it.
And I'm sort of like marijuana and food.
This is our amazing race binary.
That sounds so fun.
I mean, just do that.
You guys aren't like dads yet.
Like one day you're not going to have a choice.
You're just going to like have to go to bed early and like hydrated.
And like Saturdays and Sundays are meaningless.
Your alarm is still going off at six.
So just did you always.
This is my thing is like with when I,
comes to kids, it's like, I don't ever think about it. But then I think there are people that
I know that are like, I never thought about it. And then one day I was like, no, I want to have one.
Like, were you always wanting to have? Yeah, I always thought about it and always wanted it,
which is really helpful on the days when it's really hard. Yeah. I'm like, you always wanted
this. I feel like is this, is this movie rounding out? Well, oh, well, Gio was pointing this out
in her profile that dropped today in the New Yorker. I'm excited to
finish it. But, like, your first time, your first...
I could have photoshopped a little bit on the cover.
You know, just didn't need to see melasma, but, you know, whatever.
I didn't clock it.
Didn't clock. Unclockable melasma. It's the only thing I saw, I just saw my melasma.
Of course. And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's this. You'll only ever see
your own, you know, your own melasma. It's my, you only ever see, that's actually your
culture number 40. You only ever see your own elasma. And I'm so happy that you did one.
Thank you for. Thank you for. Thank you.
Because I think that that is how a guest
really gets solidified in the Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
We have an announcement.
No.
Jennifer Lawrence, you're in the
last culture of Hall of Fame.
What do you mean?
We just decided it.
We just decided it.
It just decided it.
It's real.
It didn't exist before this.
You're the inaugural member.
Of course, you're on the Iconic 400.
But also,
you're the first inductee.
You're always welcome to come
to the Culture Awards.
Okay, thank you.
When are they?
Well, we
I think I'm going.
We have to stay tuned on that.
That one.
Oh.
Stay tuned on that one.
Wait, also.
Do you watch Below Deck?
I do.
I love Fraser.
He's my favorite character.
You love Fraser?
Because he's a pro and he knows what he's doing.
Yeah.
I also think he looks like hot.
Yeah.
Hall of Famer Jen Lawrence.
Pretty cool.
Oh my God.
I just can't believe it.
I know.
Why did it take a, you know, I was like.
When Kate Blanchett did it.
I was just like, now I have beef with Kate Blanchett.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, those are my sisters.
I started.
You did. I started this. You did. You were the first like, like person I think, well, is that true? Like, I think when, when we found out that you listened, that we were like, that really shocked us because in a real way, like, we are such gigantic, huge fans of yours. And I remember one of our good friends in college was Jack Quaid. And he went and did the Hunger Games. Yes. And he came back and he was like, I was like, what was Jennifer like? And he was like, she's so great. She's got a great sense of humor. We had a
a lot of fun.
Like, it felt like a little bit of, like, more of an...
He's so sweet.
He, I really love that movie that he did plus one.
He's really talented.
I loved it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
He's always been very talented.
We were, like, doing that thing.
We were, like, we were searching, searching, and, like, you're spending, like,
an hour.
Like, you can't decide.
And then we found plus one, put it on.
And I ended up just, like, absolutely loving it.
And so every day for, like, every night for a year, whenever we would look for
something, I'd be like, I don't want to watch that.
I want to watch something new, like, plus one.
I want to watch something like, plus one.
Who was in that with him?
Myerskin.
Yes, my irskine.
Yeah, that was great.
His foreskin.
His foreskin was in the movie.
My merskine.
My merskine.
My melasma was in it.
My melasma, my my merskine.
My mulskine.
Merminger's cat.
Merminger's cat.
The minister's cat.
I love Merminger's cat.
Love that guy.
What if we called the episode Merminger's cat and everyone has to look up?
People are going to be like, what is that?
And they're only going to find out later that.
Even Chad would be confused.
He'd be like, what?
I think you mean...
I think you mean...
Who's Chad?
Chad, GPT.
Chad, GPT.
He's a gay man.
You can make him gay, right?
You can, like...
He is gay.
Talk to me gay.
Chat GipT.
He gives me relationship advice.
He's gay.
Anyone or anything that ever says,
you're so right that many times
that validates you that much is a gay man.
Well, that's like a toxic friend.
Totally.
You're so right.
I also want to, like, get some of those.
Like somebody that was like,
yeah, just somebody that was like,
oh my God, you're so right.
And not like, well,
Well, not to be devil's advocate.
I'm so tired of hearing devil's advocate, Cassie.
You're advocating for the devil.
Yeah.
He's not good at all.
Yeah.
Oh, what?
You're the defense attorney for the devil?
Yeah.
He didn't need representation.
Get out of here.
I think he's doing just fine.
As I look around the world, I think the devil is doing great.
He's thriving.
Hey, Jesus.
If you're going to come back, now's the time.
Yeah.
Well, he wouldn't be able to make it through immigration.
No, probably not.
Got them.
Got them.
Got them.
You got them.
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On Health Stuff, we're talking about health in a different way.
It's not only about what we.
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Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying.
Suicides that don't make sense.
Strange accidents and brutal murders.
In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of breaking.
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There are people out there that absolutely know what happened.
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I'm Robert Smith. This is Jacob Goldstein. And we used to host a show called Planet Money.
And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and
people and businesses in history.
and some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business.
Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing.
It's like not having it at all.
It's a very simple, elegant lesson.
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We're going to have mavericks on the show.
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All right, should we do I don't think so, honey?
I feel like it's probably time.
I don't think so.
All right, well, this is I don't think so, honey.
It's our 60 second segment.
that we do every single episode without fail.
Without fail.
And we take an opportunity to rant rail and rage against Colch.
And I have something in my head that I'm going to do.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay.
This is Matt Rogers.
I don't think so when he's time starts now.
I don't think so, honey.
Kylie Kelsey is his wife.
I thought she was their sister.
That's on you.
I thought Kylie Kelsey was Travis and Jason's sister.
And here's what happened.
So I was leaving a hotel and I walked past this girl.
And I'm like, oh my God, that's Kylie Kelsey.
She's about 5, 6.
And I say to Melissa, I'm like, I think that was Kylie Kelsey.
She goes, no, no, no.
She's tall.
And I go right, because that family is tall.
And I go about my life thinking that that's their sister who has a podcast.
She's tall.
I even Googled.
And she is 510.
Then I find out that's his wife.
That's Jason Kelsey's wife.
That's on you.
I don't think so, honey, that I went this.
That's so disrespectful towards another podcast.
You also googled it
Somehow avoided it
I don't know why I thought that was their sister
I don't think so honey me
I need to know this like pop culture
supposed to be something I know about
and something I should know about other pod
Kylie I'm sorry I disrespect it
Please come on the pod
That's one minute
Sometimes women be siblings
But this is their wife
His wife
I just did it
This is what I'm saying
It's like Kylie Kelsey I thought
oh, that's got to be the Kelsey
brother's sister. Now
I see where you're coming from. I never
thought that, but I get it.
And she is very tall. I can see why you're
feeling very thrown by that.
It threw me. Yeah. And by the way, wasn't
her. It was just, wasn't her that was a hotel.
I thought because it was the Bowery Hotel. I'm like,
this is a hotel she would stay. I mean,
she's the sister of the Kelsey's.
She's getting a huge podcast.
No, I'm forever.
I'm sorry. I think you've kind of ruined it for me forever.
because I will always think of her as, like, the sister.
You know, it's like when the mix-up is permanent.
I just thought, oh, wow, they're a family of natural podcasters and natural stars.
And then I find out that's his wife.
Right.
And I was like, okay.
What's yours going to be?
That's, it's interesting.
Okay.
Well, I guess we'll be the judge of that.
Yeah.
I'll tell you if it's interesting.
You can't say your own thing is interesting.
No, no, no.
I just mean, I don't know if this will actually resonate or if it's just a thing that is specific to me.
This is Bonying's.
I don't think so, honey, as time starts now.
I don't think so, honey, any board game where I have to watch YouTube videos to learn how to play them and to emce it?
I was in charge of the games on this bachelor trip.
I had been recommended Blount on the Clock Tower, a traitors-esque game, Mama Kelsey.
And I thought, well, I'll learn.
I was told me you have to watch YouTube videos.
I watched this YouTube video.
I'm like, this is too involved.
I'm not, unless it's Dungeons E Dragons, I'm not going to learn how to,
like MC, Dungeon Master, this whole situation.
And I'm just going to say,
games have become their own little culture where it starts to alienate people
who are not within that system.
And I feel like we got to build the bridge to board games
where it's like, okay, unless you're into like,
no death after 12 or something.
It's getting more and more grand.
It's getting more and more, I don't know.
Five seconds.
I feel like right about the landscape of game culture.
and I think let's just all open up Jockbox
and call it a day there.
And that's one minute.
We'll always open up Jock Box.
Always open up Jock Box.
I don't even know how to play Monopoly.
That is probably not true.
I don't want to.
Right?
I don't want to deal with money all this shit.
Oh, God.
Real estate?
You think I would, you think that like the real world.
Yeah.
Hello?
It's like it's not fun at all.
Give me Candyland or else.
Mm-hmm.
Favorite board game?
I don't know if I have a favorite board game.
Don't wake daddy.
I don't like board games really.
Yeah, right.
You like don't wake daddy.
Or you haven't played in a while.
I haven't played Don't Wake Daddy.
Have you guys played bowls where there's like the first, where you write down.
Yes.
And the pieces of paper.
We did this, but we did a fourth round.
Okay, so your version is.
What was the fourth round?
So the third round is charades, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fourth round, charades with a sheet.
With a sheet over you.
Like a ghost.
Oh, that's so funny.
Yeah.
It's also dangerous.
You had to make sure you have a 10 foot radius all around you.
Wow.
Clearance.
For my birthday, they did a me-themed one.
and it was one of the funniest, and also meanest.
I was going to say, is that not devastating to you?
No, it was like, yeah, it was like exes and so funny.
Perfect.
It was really funny.
Okay, I have my I don't think so honey.
I also have backups in case it doesn't last that long.
I think that.
I have like three.
I don't think that they're that interesting.
Yeah.
I think the first one, like, is relatable.
Do you want to run them by us?
No, I'm just going to go for it.
We can run the clock.
Before you do that, would you produce, would excellent cadaver produce,
a don't wake daddy movie with us.
Yes.
Okay.
Consider it done.
It's not bad.
How much money do you want?
Like, hundreds of millions or just?
I'm trying to think what it might make back.
Yeah, hundreds of millions.
Hundreds of millions sounds good.
I think hundreds of millions sounds great.
I think us in a don't wake daddy movie, that's like a little fucked.
Who's daddy?
John Hamm.
John Hamm.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you.
He doesn't know that yet.
He doesn't know that.
But he's also a reader.
He is.
He is.
He's actually kind of a.
Big Katie.
Okay.
I mean, if you get daddy, then call me Papa.
Honestly, I think he'd be amazing in the part of daddy.
Okay, are you ready?
Ready.
Okay.
This is, and get this.
Jennifer Lawrence is, I don't think so honey.
Her time starts now.
I don't think so, honey, voice notes.
Because it's a one-way communication where you're just like screaming at me.
And I have to just listen.
And I never listen because the person, people, you're like breathing in between.
or you're like, well, I mean, that's kind of like how I,
and so I always read it.
And it is the worst, lowest possible form of communication that there is.
If you don't feel like texting and you want to write,
I mean, and you want to talk, then use voice memo and just have it, type it out.
I don't think so, honey, people calling out actresses who look like they got a little bit of
Botox acting like, you're not got the same people that are going to be in comments being like,
she looks tired, she looks old.
I don't think so, honey.
The airport's not having figured out if I do have to take.
make my liquids out if I can keep them in.
The answer is different every single time.
Every single time.
Same with computers.
Same with computers.
And shoes, although I think that was like one.
Well, I'm pre-checked, so now I can leap my shoes on all the time.
I'm not.
Oh, my God.
That's on him.
You got to go.
Well, I have to go all the way to the airport and do that.
You can go in the city.
I think you can go to like city hall or whatever this building is over here.
That building.
Yeah, excited for that.
I agree.
Can I just say, thank God for Botox.
Oh my God, I can't believe I waited so long.
Not until after No Hard Feelings?
Yeah.
But you know what?
I've stopped getting it in my forehead because I'm just going to have to get lines.
With Botox, it has to be, you can get there with sagging.
But once the lines are there, you have to leave it alone.
Oh.
See, I don't know all the rules.
All I know is I actually sat.
Wow.
Okay.
I'm going to pay for all the times I just let myself bake and to sound like someone truly from Long Island.
Like, I'm like a son baby, and I know I'm going to pay.
I'm already paying down here.
I'm already paying down here.
I can't.
I literally in summertime, I look like, I wear a hat with a scarf wrapped around to block
my cheeks and I still get melasma.
I don't know how.
What's the, what's the fix for melasma?
Is it like pico, the pico wave or some shit?
No, nothing because I found out after years of getting laser, that laser makes it worse
because it exacerbates heat.
Also, melasma people, red light.
Red light makes it worse.
You can't do red light and you can't do sonas.
Can't do sonas?
No, I might as well just die.
I mean, not that I like Sonas, but, like, I don't want to be left out.
You have the option.
I don't like, be challenged.
No, I don't want to, like, be challenged.
Like, if I have to challenge myself, I'll, like, go get a workout in.
And, like, you know, I don't want to just sit there and be uncomfortable.
You're a woman in Hollywood.
You don't need to be challenged anymore than you already are.
What is the typical workout?
What do you like to do?
I think I do SLT classes.
What is SLT?
SLT is like Pilates, right?
It's like Pilates boot camp.
And I do Barry's.
I may love.
Moobie.
Thank you, Mubi.
I have to say Mubi's killing it
because I love the substance
more than anything else.
Oh, I loved the substance.
Yeah.
So good.
Yeah.
They have good taste.
They have good taste.
It's the way forward.
Damn, we love you so much.
I adore you.
Thank you for coming.
You must come back.
I love you, girls.
I would love to.
I'll be here.
I'll just come next week.
All right, you sweetheart.
Sweetheart.
Should we sing us out?
Yes.
What's the song we're going to end with today,
William?
Well, the best far the wagon is a coming down the street.
We can talk music.
You got to do music band.
You got to do music band.
You got to do music man.
It'd be great.
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