Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

Matt + Bowen are thrilled to welcome a certified Reader/Kayteigh to Las Cultch: Jennifer Lawrence!!! The star of the new film Die, My Love has many pressing matters to address with Matt + Bo...w, including The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the horniest part of a pregnancy, what actor might bang Tilly Norwood on screen first, docking and soaking in Mormon culture, and which celebrities are dead and alive. Also, Jennifer remembers the time she got double engine failure on a plane, recalls when she was visited by a NOLA ghost, and explores how the Boleyn sister dynamic speaks to the Simpson sister dynamic. All this, Kylie Kelce, Robert Pattinson, Sissy Spacek, Mark Ronson, Emma Stone, Cole Escola, and Miss Piggy. And what's more: thoughts on a "shabby chic" aesthetic, an exploration on why a group chat dies, seeing your own melasma, and Robert Pattinson. Go see Matt + Bowen's "Don't Wake Daddy" movie when Jen gets around to producing it, and DEFINITELY go see Die, My Love if you want to see a true movie star give one of her best performances ever. We love you, Jen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:17 Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las cultureistas.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Ding-dong, Las Colteristas calling. Let's get a single on our guest really quickly on video. This is what's happening. We're in that we document the documentation. Our guest has filmed the top. Chris Jenner, Amy Polar, and Mean Girls vibes. I can't believe. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I just wanted the ding-dong, Las Colteriscairis calling. I'm gag. Good social. Good social. So background on the guest. So come with us back to the Gotham Awards, 2022. We're sitting there at our tables. We're being honored, as it were, with the ensemble.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Award and thank you Gotham's, even retroactively for Fire Island. And we're sitting there and we had heard rumors and rumblings that someone who had walked up to present Best Picture at the Gotham's was a reader. And we were like, okay, do we, how do we go about this? Because Jennifer Lawrence being a reader feels like too much. Too much. But I was like, we should just try to figure out.
Starting point is 00:04:17 So Bowen goes, I'm in it. When she walks by, I'm just going to say, I love your coat. I don't remember this strategy. And it was a great coat. And so you go, okay, I'm just going to, she's going to walk by. I'm just going to say, I like her coat. And if she's like, oh, thanks, then we'll know that she's not a reader. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:04:34 So you said, I love your coat. I love your coat. She goes, oh, I'm a reader. Confirmed reader. And then I'm a Katie. That's what I was going to say. I said, I'm a Katie. Because that had been the latest one.
Starting point is 00:04:46 The latest one. The latest one was the new one. Also, I thought you genuinely liked the coat. Oh, of course we liked the coat. By the way, anyway. This is the first I'm hearing. And do you think less of us now? I know.
Starting point is 00:04:58 By the way, welcome to this fucking show, Jennifer Lawrence. Jennifer Lawrence! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! It's been a long time coming. I'm just going to black out. I'm like, are you guys talking to me? I feel like we should have cocktails. We should have a huge bottle of both.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I was going to bring champagne, but now I'm like quitting the vape. And do you have it? I mean, I'll drink it. I snap and they come in. I actually met a woman at a party who was French and she was like, when I got pregnant, they told me not to stop. smoking because it would be too stressful. What was last trimester like for you?
Starting point is 00:05:32 You were doing it all? No, I wasn't doing it. I was just trying to like roll around. Yeah. Trying to get from A to B. Right. What's the horniest part of a pregnancy? Probably second trimester.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Second try. But I'm like married. I'm not like horny. I'm like married. I'm not like horny. That's actually rule of culture number eight. I'm like married. I'm not like horny.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Kind of what your movie, Die My Love is about. Kind of being horny. They're so horny in the beginning. Sorry, they all. It's a really horny beginning of the film. Yeah. The movie is fucking nuts. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah. It's crazy. I'm nervous about the people that are going to think it's like twilight, like, fanfic. And that for those people, I just want to be like, walk, don't run. Right. You know, like, take your time. It's poetry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah. But thank you. I'm sure we're the millions of people to tell you this. It's giving Cassavetes. It's giving women. Oh, thank you. That is the only thing I want to hear. It's giving Cassavetes is sort of like music to the ears.
Starting point is 00:06:33 For any project. Yeah. Imagine they said that to us about Fire Island or our ensemble ship people. It's giving Cassavetes. Oh, shit. They weren't saying that. You watched the wrong movie. You don't know what Cassavetti says.
Starting point is 00:06:44 You don't know what Cassavetti says. Damn. No. I just like, I feel like because a couple years ago, one of our favorite movies was no hard feelings. And just to think that you're at this place now where, like, you can do no hard feelings, but you can also do Die My Love. I feel like there was a little bit of a period
Starting point is 00:07:01 where it was like, you were doing your superhero geish, and then it was like Oscar movie, what they were wanting you to do. It feels like now you're picking the stuff you really want to do. Oh, thank you. Don't you? Is that true? The geish. Yeah, boots.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Boots. I just, I got overwhelmed when you said no hard feeling. I'm so upset. I didn't get Botox before that. I got Botox. I learned about Botox after. And I just... They invented it after.
Starting point is 00:07:24 They invented it after I had to... All you could see when you were seeing it was the fact that you did a bow. I was just like, oh, my God. Like, why, like, who do you think you are? Nilly Torwood? Nilly Torwood. No, don't get, no, we're not correcting the name. It's Nilly Torwood.
Starting point is 00:07:38 She's actually coming in right after you. She's going to be really incredible on the show. I wonder if she fucks. Or if she's married. Probably, I know it depends. Probably not. Definitely not. How close are we to it?
Starting point is 00:07:51 To Tilly Norwood fuck. Tilly Norwood fucking on screen. Who's going to be the actor that does the first movie with Tilly Norwood? That's what I want to know. The first human actor. Um,
Starting point is 00:07:59 uh, um, I'm gonna say one of, one of the Eastwoods? One of the Eastwood. And, really? Oh, a junior Eastwood?
Starting point is 00:08:11 Or, oh, Clint's dead. Is he? No, Clint's not dead, honey. We're keeping all of us. We've broken the news of people's death before. We broke the hood. And then someone really died.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Who was it? Oh my God. Who do we break the news? We fully announced the death of someone and it was wrong. And then they really died. You killed them. We could put it out to that. How did you get to the place mentally to be like,
Starting point is 00:08:37 we are announcing this death when it wasn't confirmed? You know what the podcast used to be. Yeah. Well, no. But I've also like literally done that. So I don't even know how I could be like, where were you mentally? I did the opposite.
Starting point is 00:08:51 I had, I thought I was meeting. meeting Elizabeth Taylor after Elizabeth Taylor had passed away. Oh, sure. Explain this. Well, there was an old woman at a party that was just like, I think you're a really great actress, and I was like, and I was just like, this is Elizabeth Taylor to her. And then I introduced her to my friend.
Starting point is 00:09:08 It was like, this is Elizabeth Taylor, and my friend was like, no, it's not. Elizabeth Taylor is no longer with us. Did we find out who it was? She was like... Just an old gal. She was just an old woman, and she ended up writing to my agent was like, because I told the story on Fallon, and she was like, I remember this and I think
Starting point is 00:09:26 that's me. I'm that. I'm the woman. I'm the Elizabeth Taylor. That little old woman was me. Was me. Wow. Anyway, it was very Cassavetti. It was very Cassavetti. You're probably like Bowen, though, where the people that star strike you the most are the housewives. Oh, yeah. Or are you good with that? No, no, no. I mean, I would be, I would be absolutely shocked. Are you guys watching? Everything. Salt Lake right now. Yeah. Oh, my God. Salt Lake is, I believe, Casabettis. That's Casavetes. I won't get threads.
Starting point is 00:09:54 That's good to know. I think she looks good. Okay. You know who's literally doing Casavetes is Bronwyn. Every Bronwyn-like scene feels like Cassavetes. Oh, my God. Well, let's talk about it all. Why can't he just, like, pretend to be nice to her just while they're filming?
Starting point is 00:10:12 It seems like it was just like a 20-minute interaction. I think on principle it's that he hates the filming of it all. He doesn't like that they're on a TV show. Oh, I think it's because he's like, you owe me money and so I can treat you however I want. No? What I'm getting from it
Starting point is 00:10:26 is that it's like he thinks this character he's playing on camera works. I think he thinks I'm negging my life. Right. And I don't think he gets it because he shows up,
Starting point is 00:10:40 have you noticed, he shows up with her to like all the press that they do. Like apparently there was a thing where they were like scooping ice cream last year and he was there. He's just like there with her at everything. So it's not like this thing where she's dragging her husband to on camera.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Yeah. He's participating. I think he thinks the way he's coming across is just different than he is. Okay. I think he thinks it's cute. Okay. I hear you. I think that he does not have control over his hatred and animosity for her.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Oh, my God. I hate that. I know. And she's so pretty. When I read, did you guys read all fours? No. It's not for you. It's whatever.
Starting point is 00:11:23 I liked it. But that's just anybody who's read it, that's who I pictured as the main character. And what's the situation there? I don't even know why I need to like say that. I don't, I'm just going to stop talking. I believe that she is having a better season because I think that she's giving less fucks. And also I think the Christian Suriano of it all is huge for her. And she doesn't really need to give.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Yeah, it is. She doesn't really need to give that many fucks. She's like, she's fine. She's not like, Brittany. She confronted me at the Sack Awards. What? She confronted me. She confronted you?
Starting point is 00:11:54 Because I've spoken ill of her on this podcast. Oh, wow. She got one of that. Is that why you're being so demure? No, because she has one me over. No, no, no, no, no, no. They are professionals. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Do you know what I mean? Like they hear people talk about them all day long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you don't develop a coping, they're like actresses. They're like actresses. Yeah. And then she came up to me at the party. She was like, hi, Bowen.
Starting point is 00:12:15 I hear you're not a fan. And I was like, Bronwyn. Bronwyn, yes, it's true, but I'm really happy to meet you right now. And of course, I love everything you do. I would not be talking about you if I didn't feel something strongly about you. Wow, you are really classy. I would have fainted. And then we worked it out in the remix and it's all good.
Starting point is 00:12:31 And I did DM her when, after that harrowing scene with her mother. Oh, that was so rough. I was just like, hey, just reaching out, I've dealt with dementia in my family. It's really difficult. And thank you for being so vulnerable on the show about it. and just reaching out saying, hey, we love you. Wow. But like, that's the view.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Class all the way. No, but she initiated, you know what I mean? I had something like that with Lala. Oh. Vanderpump, because I called her a C-U-N-T. That was crazy. Wait, Vanderpump inspires. You shouldn't be allowed to be famous before you're like 30 or like, you know.
Starting point is 00:13:06 That's the poll quote for this, by the way. You shouldn't be. You allowed to be famous before you're 30, which we agree with you all. Yeah. Although that's implying that I'm like, nail it, Betty. Put me in. Yeah. Start her up again.
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Starting point is 00:16:57 Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I was saying something about Robin Williams. and I said, Robin Wright-Pen. And that's a common misconception. They occupy you the same thing. Big in the 90s. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:22 You know, amazing children. Robin Wright-Pen. The girlfriend. Yeah, he started watching the girlfriend. He's obsessed. I'm liking it. The show. It's with Olivia Cook and Robin Wright-Pen.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Oh, I haven't seen it. Yeah. Would you describe it? It's kind of like a fun, psychological thriller, but it's told from their points of view. It's very Roshaman. you know.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Wow, Roshaman. Okay. And Robin Wright directed the, Robin Wright, she dropped the pen. That makes sense. She directed some episodes of House of Cards. Yes. That's right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:56 House like Salt Lake. Other thoughts about Salt Lake? Other thoughts about Salt Lake. I don't know. I think Lisa's just, she's really bothering me. She's just so. I feel bad. Because I get that Angie is like doing the same.
Starting point is 00:18:12 thing, but for some reason, Angie doing it just feels like, I don't know, like a kid doing something, whereas like Lisa Barlow is like so, I don't know. I mean, this is insulting to both of them. I'm more on the Angie's side. I don't know why. She just seems nicer. There's an innocence to both. The religious stuff really freaks me. I mean, that's why Mormon wives was so, just to watch all the loopholes is so funny. Like, we can't drink coffee, but we put it up our butts. Right, yeah, yeah. Because that's how God would have liked it.
Starting point is 00:18:44 What's the hell? It's like, it's like, soaking. Soaking. Yeah. Or, yeah. No, but it's not, they weren't butt chugging. They were just soaking. No, they were butt chugging.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Not alcohol. They were but, they were not soaking. They were butt chugging the coffee. Yes. Like a coffee enemy. Yeah, yeah. So, so insane. So what is it?
Starting point is 00:19:05 I'm sure they all soaked. And in butt. They did it in the butt. Soced in butt. They did it in the butt. They butt soaked. Well, then there's a thing. Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is soaking when you put your dick in someone and lay on the bed and someone jumps on the bed?
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yeah, Heather Gay, I think, explained this. Yeah, it was also in jury duty, famously. Wait, who was soaking in jury duty? Marsden. Marsden was the jumper. Yeah. I don't remember that. Oh, I do.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I mean, nomination for Marston for bouncing. I was like, hmm. Did you watch Miami? No, I don't know why. But I do watch Orange County. Yeah. And I feel like I'm the only one that I, that watches Orange County. But it's like my favorite.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I know, but I love it. There's just like lawsuits galore. Right. Were you team Katie Janella? No. No, it's hard to be on Team Katie. I'm sorry, Katie, if you're listening to this. Being like Team Alexis.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Like, no. No. No. Katie seemed so sane. She kept lying. But she did keep lying. And she did throw up before the lie detector test, which doesn't, scream, I think I'm going to tell the truth.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Or I have a good relationship with the truth. Yeah. You know what I mean? Exactly. There seems to be a lot of fear behind the truth if you're vomiting beforehand. You did one of those Vanity Fries. You were like one of the first ones to do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And is that like a real? Well, no. Okay. But I found out like after. Yeah. Or maybe right before. I don't know. I found out at some point.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I do think it's a fun social bit. Fun. Oh, yeah. I like it. I want Rob and I think. are we're going to do it. That's, like, been the only feedback I've given on this press store. I'm like, can we do that to check two days first?
Starting point is 00:20:45 And can I go on that's going to do you think? Check, check, check. What is your relationship with Rob? How long did you guys know each other before this? What is your relationship with the truth? With the truth. It makes me vomit. I didn't really know Rob, and then I, I mean, but you can kind of tell how people's personalities
Starting point is 00:21:07 are. Like he's exactly what you would imagine He's like a foxy like a British guy And just like sweet and not dramatic And just like really laid back And then we did like dance lessons together Which I guess was like team building exercises Wait did you guys dance in the movie?
Starting point is 00:21:26 Yeah we did do a dance It got cut out But we did do a choreographed dance But I think it was I think in the end It helped being more helpful just for like I don't know The choreography of like sex scenes Of course, yeah. And, like, fighting the scenes and things like that.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I don't know. Did you do intimacy coordinator? We did not have one. Maybe we did, but we didn't really. I would have, I felt really safe with him. He's, like, not pervy. Yeah. And very in love with Suki.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we mostly, like, we're talking about, like, our kids and our relationships. So there wasn't any, like, weird, like, does he think I like him? Right, right, right. If there was a little bit of that, I would probably have an intimacy coordinator. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because a lot of male actors, like, get offended if you don't, like,
Starting point is 00:22:16 want to fuck them. Yeah. And then the punishment starts. But he was not like that. For the record, it was not like that. Yeah. I've just heard of this. I've never, of course, never experienced anything.
Starting point is 00:22:29 No, I've never experienced it. You know who I'm loving? This sounds so fucking stupid. But you know who I'm really loving seeing again on my screens? And is Ms. SpaceX. Oh, one of my favorite scenes in it is you guys, well, this is a spoiler, but like you're in the house and you come upon each other. It's just like once that relationship starts unraveling.
Starting point is 00:22:51 And then there's the last time you guys interact where she like really kind of sees you. Yeah. She just feels like an energetic match there between you guys. And she like did so much of that. Like it wasn't in the script. She just is such a loving maternal and like wise woman. And she was so, like, I was pregnant when we were shooting. And so she was just like, do you need to sit down?
Starting point is 00:23:11 Do you need water? Like, what are we going to name the baby? And was just so that it just kind of like came out that way. I've also been looking for vintage Sissy's Basic teas because I think I should wear them on this press for. Oh, really good. Right? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:26 We can probably find one. Okay, thanks. Are you a big, big vintage shopper? No, I like to hop around. I feel like you'd be really good. I'm getting the vibe from you that you'd be good in a thrift. Oh, my gosh. God, thank you.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I would get overwhelmed on a store. I'm better online. Stores, I get, my mom used to bring me to T.J. Max, and I would faint. Because you would love everything. You were so overwhelmed. It's like Disney World. It's like, I'm happy. I love them.
Starting point is 00:23:55 All these deals. No, we love. We buy all the pillows. I fucking love you. Oh, my God. That was really funny. Sorry, T.J. Max. There's a lot of good stuff there, okay?
Starting point is 00:24:05 You know, in England, it's called TK. Macs. Which I want to, I really want to be on that meeting where they decided to change the letter. It was a huge fucking deal for them. You know, you know what I mean? Really? She should do a skit about that. Yeah. You can do a skit. Do every, does everybody say that to you? Like how people are like, oh my God, I have a movie idea for you. Right. Yeah. But it's also what we've, you know, we've been out to dinner with our friend Suuty, who was used to be right on the show. And she does a thing where she, there was one guy who was persistent one time when we were.
Starting point is 00:24:30 The waiter. The waiter. The waiter was persistent once. And then she just, she shut it down. And I think in a very good way where she was like, let me just tell you. even if we did take your idea, it would be a huge legal problem. And then that shuts... You could sue us. You could sue us. And then he was like, oh, okay. And but like, it was like a thing of like,
Starting point is 00:24:47 it's just don't even, don't even... I don't get the impulse to want to do that. But that's just like a lack of... It's like a lack of insecurity I'll never understand. Right. When someone walks over... More shame needed. Just like the fact that you're standing and other people are sitting
Starting point is 00:25:02 and you're like, I want to tell you my creative idea, people, I don't know. I didn't resonate with what those people are going through. But I met Mark Ronson and sang him a song. You thought I wrote a song. I was like, I wrote this song once about street sweeping. And it's like, street sweepers, sweep me over my feet now. Hold on. We need a Mark Ronson.
Starting point is 00:25:22 No, I know. And I don't know what I was expecting. But he was just like, nice to meet you. And I was like, okay. I'll give it to somebody else. Just so you know, this would have gone platinum in seconds. the Jennifer Lawrence Penn song Streetsweeper.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Wait, how much of this is written out? I don't want to keep talking about it. Because what if you guys sue me? Yeah. Really good. Really good point. What if Mark sues us?
Starting point is 00:25:52 I would love that, actually. I would love to get into a legal battle with Mark Bronson. Yeah, me too. I love celebrity bad lips like that when you find out people like have a beef, you're like, how did they meet?
Starting point is 00:26:02 How did they meet? If the three of us were on the same side of a lawsuit, I think we'd do very well. Oh, yeah. Well, we all have different strengths. Although, I think you would probably be team leader. No, it's this guy. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That surprises me. No, no, no, it's good. You're the lawyer? I think he's the doctor and I'm the lawyer. Okay. Yeah. So if anyone gets hurt, I will help on the case. Well, years ago, they kind of floated to us, do you want to do the amazing race? And I did think that we would have been okay at that because Bowen has an incredible sense of direction and he walks very fast because his legs are very strong. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:34 And he also speaks three languages. And I will eat anything. And you can throw me out of a plane. You know what I mean? I'm very spry and fast. I can get through a space. I don't think he'd eat anything because you had trouble holding a baby alligator but days ago.
Starting point is 00:26:49 In your mouth or in your hands? In our hands. So we just got back from a New Orleans bachelor party. It was Joel Kimbooster's Bachelor party. We shot guns. I did get a little hurt. Oh, wow. You got shot.
Starting point is 00:26:59 This is the first time I've been shot. You're like, I'm cold. We shot guns and saw gators You killed a gator? No, we didn't kill him But we could because we learned Okay But we
Starting point is 00:27:11 There was a point where The gator guy was like You want to hold the gator And I was like kind of hanging back And being last Because like I don't want to I don't see your connection Of how that means
Starting point is 00:27:24 You wouldn't eat like Like He just doesn't want to hold it in his hands But here's the thing If there was a hundred thousand dollar prize Or however much the fuck dollars it is You would just put it In your hands.
Starting point is 00:27:34 In my hands in my mouth. Okay. I don't know why I'm separating hands in mouth so much. Maybe they are more similar. I'm just saying like, if you're squeamish, you're squeamish. You know what I mean? Okay. I know what you mean.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Maybe. Yeah. If you're, here's what I'll say. If you put the like competitive angle into something, I can do incredible things. Yes. I don't, I'm not squeamish with my hands. I'm sorry to continue to separate it. Scimish with my mouth.
Starting point is 00:28:00 But I am squeamish with my mouth. And I was. Title of that. A mom friend, I was at school. I don't want to talk about kids because it's just so gross. But I was at school and I was meeting one of my mom's friends, like boyfriends. And so I was like, hi, I'm Jen. Nice to meet you.
Starting point is 00:28:14 And in the corner of my eye, I saw a worm. No. That, you know, it was like morning time. And it had just, I think, it was on the sidewalk. And I was like, oh, you're not supposed to be here. And I just squatted down and tried to pick it up. But then it started going crazy. And I was like, huh, huh.
Starting point is 00:28:27 And then, like, squatted down. And then I finally grabbed it. And I was like, bye. Nice to meet you while it was just squirming in my hands. And I was just like, what a weird first impression. I could have waited at least for him to go away. No, but you needed to do something about the worm in that moment. Well, I had to put him back in the planter box.
Starting point is 00:28:43 He was going nuts. It was benevolent. He would have just, the sun would have come up and he would have been frat. Fraud. Hotter than a jack rabbit on a black asphalt in July. You ever pour salt on a slug? No. It's so mean.
Starting point is 00:28:57 What does it do? It'll kill it. It'll, like, because they're all moist. Yeah. Is this a vocal warm up into Southern for you? What is it? Something in a road of asphalt in July?
Starting point is 00:29:10 It's just a Kentucky saying like I'll be over there quicker than a jackrabbit hopping over a black asphalt road in July. If it's not, and I made that up, that's even crazier. It's so specific to just make up so it's got to be real. And like God willing in the creek don't rest. God willing and the creek don't rest. No one can resist a rule of culture.
Starting point is 00:29:34 So here's one for the dating files. Rule of culture number 72. Chemistry isn't just vibes, it's values. Because what's the point of matching with someone if you can't talk about the shows you binge, the books you dog ear, or all the hot takes, you'll defend it brunch? I mean, you definitely have friends
Starting point is 00:29:49 who have met their partners on Bumble, and it makes sense. It's not just about matching with someone. It's about finding someone who gets your references, your obsessions, your whole vibe. With shared interests and prompts, you don't just see a profile. You get a glimpse of someone's person.
Starting point is 00:30:02 which makes it even easier to start conversations that actually lead somewhere. Plus, with photo and ID verification, you can trust that the person you're talking to is real. With that added peace of mind, it's so much easier to show up as your full self. So whether your rule of culture is, the best first dates start with the shared hot take on Renaissance, or compatibility as having the same hometown bodega order, download Bumble, and turn those connections into something bigger. Download Bumble and start your love story. On the podcast Health Stuff, we are tackling all the health questions that keep you up at night. Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician.
Starting point is 00:30:36 And I'm Hurricane Dibolu, a comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I have scurvy at 3 a.m? On health stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health, but also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2?
Starting point is 00:31:01 Extremely. Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are. Oh, it's hard to explain to the rest of the world that your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible but like you don't even know.
Starting point is 00:31:15 You don't know. You don't know. It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in. Listen to health stuff on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. She said, Johnny. The kids didn't come home last night.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying, suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents, and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of breaking bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened. Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you. you get your podcasts. I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money. And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas
Starting point is 00:32:13 and people and businesses in history and some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. make something people want. First episode, how Southwest Airlines
Starting point is 00:32:34 use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show.
Starting point is 00:32:43 We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses
Starting point is 00:32:52 along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked. Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I was shooting a film.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I don't know why this just came to me, but I must tell you that even two summers ago when I was shooting in Charlotte, North Carolina, the name on everybody's lips was, well, we shot the hugger games here. And I was like, y'all, this town is, that is the pride and joy of that town. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:33:26 And that is your southern impact. Or that is your impact on the South, question mark? Well, I don't know if I've had a very big impact on the South. I think that's a pretty admirable impact on the South. It's for a whole city to be like, okay. Well, this is where they shot the Hunger Games. Yeah, well, that's the first Hunger Games.
Starting point is 00:33:43 My house there was so haunted. I can't even. Tell us. I mean, blinders going off. No, on their own. Just out of nowhere. A blender. Imagine.
Starting point is 00:33:53 That's a ghost. Yeah. That's a ghost. New Orleans was really bad, too. So I had to move three times. And everybody was like, she's so tired. And I'm like, yeah, I'm, whatever. What was shot there?
Starting point is 00:34:05 A movie called Causeway. Don't worry about it. Yeah, Cosway, of course. No, of course. Brian Tyree Henry. Yes. Okay. So I moved three times and then I was like, I can't move anymore.
Starting point is 00:34:16 I guess I'm just going to go to a hotel. And so then I got a hotel. And then on the morning, I was like shooting nights. And so in the morning would be like two in the afternoon or whatever. And I heard a housekeeper and like lifted up. and I was like, oh, I was under the blankets. She didn't see me. And so I was like, hi.
Starting point is 00:34:32 And she was like, oh, I'm so sorry. And I was like, it's okay. And then I went back to sleep. And then when I woke up, my producing partner, Justine, was like, I'll come to your room and then we'll go down together. And I was like, sure. And then I got up and my deadbolt was on. So there was no cleaning lady in my room. And you don't think it was you being like in between sleep and wake.
Starting point is 00:34:53 There was a person there. Well, now that you bring it up, I mean, I guess it's impossible. And you don't think that what you said is ridiculous because... I don't know. I just come from a world where, like, we believe women. Oh, fuck. Where's that world? How do I get there?
Starting point is 00:35:09 How do I... I would love to check it out. I would do. Take me with you. Were you a believer, though, before that? Yeah. Yeah. Always.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Of women or ghosts? Neither. No, both. Wait, what if she deadbolted and then took the back door? Was there a back door? There wasn't a back door. What do you think this was like a mansion? It was just like a hotel room.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Well, that causeway budget was huge. It was so huge. You did not rise from your bed to go. Let me try to think of some other ones that were more like just there's nothing you can argue with here. I'm not arguing with that. I believe you as a woman. Thank you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:50 So when I was at the house that I had to move, I was like watching Handmaid's Tale in the living room because I just went. And a prophecy. You wanted a light time. Yeah. And the doors in the kitchen started slamming. And I was like, hello. Like, I thought somebody was like, maybe mad. And then, yeah, who's mad?
Starting point is 00:36:13 And there was nobody there. And then I had like a folded up towels. And I took them to the room with the shower, the bathroom. Yeah. And I put them on top of the toilet. And then I was like washing my hair. And then the top towel was laid. out flat perfectly on the floor,
Starting point is 00:36:30 which, like, there's no way it could have fallen like that. No. Yeah. So I stayed in the shower for as long as I possibly could until I got brave. No. I believe in ghosts. It's kind of like saying you don't believe in aliens. Like, well, I was just going to say I don't.
Starting point is 00:36:45 We only believe that there's as many dimensions as you can see and feel. Get out of here. So you're convinced. Yeah. Otherwise, I'm crazy. Right. I guess what I'm trying to do when I say I don't believe in ghosts and aliens is. Is raised a date?
Starting point is 00:36:58 trying. Always. Always. I think what I'm trying to do is protect myself because I'm so scared of it. Yeah. There's nothing I'm more scared of than like a ghost coming in and like that thing that they do allegedly where they like sit on your chest or like, you know, that's sleep paralysis. The sleep paralysis of it all.
Starting point is 00:37:18 And then also the aliens like I just don't believe a world where the aliens are coming to like hang out and chill. No, no. Like, hey, we just want it to find information. It's like, no, they're going to kill us. It could be Zoloft, but I actually disagree. I think that the aliens, proof that they have been here and have just been, like, observing, I think, I mean, they have to be so much more advanced than us to even be able to, like, leave their, you know, galaxy or whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:43 And they're clearly not doing anything. I mean, we're doing it to ourselves. So why would they even need to interfere? But I agree. I'm more afraid of a ghost than I would be, like, an intruder. Yeah. Which doesn't make sense. Because an intruder, it's like, there's like, there's like, um,
Starting point is 00:37:57 At least we're on the same physical plane. Exactly. If it needs to go down, guess what? I just came from New Orleans on a Bachelor party and I learned how to lock and load. But a ghost, you can't shoot it. It's clear. A lot more guns.
Starting point is 00:38:11 A ghost, you can't shoot it. It's clear. A lot more guns, you said. A lot more guns than like not believing women than I thought. And like, oh my God, he's so good at, like, he's really good at taking directions or like, as a good sense of direction. I'm just like, I don't know where I am.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Am I on? Do you have any questions for us? Yeah. Am I on, what's his name, Joe Rogan? Yeah. This is a little like menly men. Yeah. We made a hard pivot.
Starting point is 00:38:40 You know who wants to say hello? Josh Sharp. Josh Sharp. Yes. Of Josh Sharp to-da. That you went to go see a show. Oh my God. Josh Sharp.
Starting point is 00:38:48 It's very gooped that you went to his show. Is he here? Does he want to say it? No, we saw him last night. We went to the Sabrina Carpenter concert all together. Oh, my God. That's so cool. And he said.
Starting point is 00:38:57 You were being very charming in the theater. And that, like, he... Well, I hope I was just watching him and I wasn't trying to, like, wave to him. He did say that, like, you... This is not through any fault of you. No, no, no. It just caused a big stir when you got up
Starting point is 00:39:08 to go to the bar and everyone was like, oh, my God, Jennifer Lawrence is here. That's all. And then that was the only moment that you acknowledged me. He was like, very good to you and I think... I probably went to the bathroom. I don't think I got up and went to the bar.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Let's clear that up. She's probably going to the bar. Yeah, like, I don't remember there being a bar. She was in the middle of the show. Like, find a drink. Best time to go is in the middle of the show because the bar line is. It was like an off-Broadway. It was just like warm Miller lights.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Like, excuse me? He's like a fucking hot high life now. Your favorite. In the middle of the comedy show, the one man. He says hello and embraces you. Oh my God. I love him. It was so smart.
Starting point is 00:39:45 It was so cool. And I recognized his show in the middle of it. I was like, oh, he was on Lost Colch. I've heard this story of the meme-mer-mer-mer's cat. Yes, yes. Oh, my God. Of the what cat? The meemringer's cat.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Yeah. Why is this not ringing a bell? It's from deep. It's deep. It's deep. It's a philosopher. Trottinger's cat. Shrodinger's cat. The meeminger cat. Don't act like I'm crazy. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:40:17 I don't know. Miminger. It should be meeminger. It is. It is. Where I come from. Also, wait. We were texting about it. And then I'm realizing, you were like, please ask the question. And here we are, like, almost forgetting to ask the question.
Starting point is 00:40:30 We have to ask you the question while you're here on last coach. Oh, no, what question. What was the culture that made you say culture was for you? Oh, my God. I forgot that I was, I had to work on this, but. You had an answer. No, I do have an answer, but I really, I still haven't made the connection yet. You guys are going to have to help me.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Okay, we'll help. So the original is the Bolin sisters. Oh, yeah. And Berlin. And Berlin. Well, and Mary Berlin, because Mary Blin slept with him first. Mm-hmm. And then he slept with Anne married her.
Starting point is 00:40:58 And Mary gave him a son. Right. Anne only gave him useless Elizabeth the first. Yeah. So that was the first time that I kind of was like, wow, sister culture. Like tea, like I have brothers. And that was the first time I saw sisters as like exotic in their culture. And then around the same time that I read the other Boleyn girl was when newlyweds came out, followed shortly by the Ashley Simpson.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Oh, my God. The Boleyn sisters of our time. Are the Simpson sisters. There's your connection. And I can't connect them for you. That is your own journey. I think that you were enamored with the idea of sisterhood because it alluded you. And then the most mainstream depiction, despite them being separate in two different shows,
Starting point is 00:41:45 where the Simpson sisters now. They were on each other shows. And I knew that there were sisters. And I was a huge Jessica Simpson fan because I was a Christian. Yes. And she was a Christian. And so when you're Christian, you can kind of only follow other, like, Christian people. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:00 And so I was, I remember, like, she was going to be coming to Kentucky. And I don't even want to continue. I was just like, I want to collect her spit. Yeah. And so when the show came out, and then the fact that she had a sister and then I could watch the sister show, that was like, that was a culture. Like, I can't believe I'm still here. They're in a amazing case study in envy, too, because Jessica was the blonde, like, pop star prototype, you know, married to the boy band prototype, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:42:30 And then Ashley being the younger sister in her shadow, literally the song Living in the shadow, she literally physicalized what it would mean to be the exact opposite. And we were just kind of watching it play out. And then there was that like a couple of year period where Ashley was way more popular. Yes, exactly. It was a usurping. Yeah. I saw her twice live in concert.
Starting point is 00:42:53 And Belinda her ass. Her album went platinum. Oh, yeah. Maybe even double platinum. And I remember, like, when she was doing the interview thing, and she was like, that's like four times what my sisters was. Oh. Yeah. She just, like, named it right up.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Yeah. I mean, was this a, you're one of the first portholes into reality as a television genre? Reality TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was my first reality TV. This is very informative. Oh, yeah. I have a picture of me and Joe Simpson from when I'm like, 14 years. But, like, it was me, I think, my friend Sam and Joe Simpson.
Starting point is 00:43:27 And he was just like, yeah, I'll take a picture. And you know what I mean? It was like... So I read the other Billing Girl. Oh, I was talking about Jessica Simpson's book. Oh, and I read Jessica Simpson's book while also, by the way, living in her house. Oh, right. Wait, that's a full circle.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I did by... Oh, my God. I'm so happy I can address this. Don't cut this out. Okay. So I've lived there for like 10 years or something. The pictures that they're using online. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:43:51 I don't know if it's like state... like stage furniture or whatever it's called, or if it was Jessica Simpson's furniture. But I just, the fact that everybody in the world, or not in the world, but online that clicked on that, thinks that that's my furniture.
Starting point is 00:44:04 I really have to set the record straight. That is not my furniture. What was so bad about the furniture that was in there? Shabby. Shik. It was all shabby chic. Not 2025. I'm not shabby chic.
Starting point is 00:44:15 I mean, I'll fuck with like a wicker. Yeah. You know. Well, we'll fuck with a wicker. Yeah, yeah. But no,
Starting point is 00:44:21 it was like shabby chic beyond. What's your, aesthetic at home. God, I don't know. I live with somebody who does contemporary art. So I have to like really squeeze in color where I can't, where I can.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Yeah. Like when I get a room, I'm just like, you know. Yeah. I kind of do a pop. You know? And I'm really loving like a kind of Robbins Egg Blue with a pop of coral right now.
Starting point is 00:44:42 What do you think of this new trend? I want to know. I want to ask everyone. Light blue and brown. I'm obsessed. Yeah, I like that. Is it a new trend or am I making that up? That sounds new to me.
Starting point is 00:44:54 It feels like all of a sudden everyone's doing brown and blue in a way that I'm really liking. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're kind of going out. This is like a bait. No, no. It's my way. I've been like, so what do you guys think of my outfit?
Starting point is 00:45:07 What do you guys think? You guys are so funny. Oh, my God. I miss my girls. I'm in my girls. Wait, why did our group chat die? I don't know. I'm the least engaged in it.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I think I'm part of the problem. Oh, my God. I'm just so busy, but you really are. I don't check the phone. Yeah. No, I'm not active on one of my, like, most active group chats. And whenever I respond, everybody's like, everyone freeze. And, like, it just becomes such a big thing that it makes me not respond even more.
Starting point is 00:45:41 I mean, that's the thing. This is it's just like, if you start calling it out. I think why don't we, why don't we reactivate it? And there's absolutely no, like, pressure to respond. Where's Cassie? She couldn't come today? I asked her to come and she told me
Starting point is 00:45:54 that she was afraid that she would like affect my energy. She's energy person? No, she, I don't think so. I think she just like thought that I would like
Starting point is 00:46:03 make eye contact with her and be like, which I probably would. But I did send her the video of you guys going ding-dong. Oh, wow. So Cassie, for the, for the Katie's out there,
Starting point is 00:46:13 Cassie is my best friend and we listened to the show together. I think she probably introduced me or vice versa. I don't remember the order. But after I met them, I called her, but we're both moms. So when I cold called her, and she answered the phone,
Starting point is 00:46:27 I had to start with, everybody's alive. And so she was like, what? And I was like, everybody's alive. I just met Matt and Bowen. And then she just screamed. And then I heard her say to her husband, everyone's alive. That's what being a mom is.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah, it's just like, it's constantly thinking about death all day, every day. That's what, now I understand the older I get. There was a reason why the trope of like our mom mom's now at their age are constantly Are crazy. Well, no, that's... You go crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:57 You go crazy. Die my love. Yeah. Women under the influence. This is, moms tell you about, oh, this person, remember that person? Yeah, she died. Like, you're like, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:47:05 They love it. They love it. Okay, friends, real talk. You are worth the wait. We've all been there, giving our energy to connections that didn't honor ours and watching friends do the same.
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Starting point is 00:48:29 we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we can do to improve our health, but also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type two. Extremely. Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible mangoes are. Oh, it's hard to explain
Starting point is 00:48:56 to the rest of the world that you, like, your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible, but like, you don't even know. You don't know. You don't know. It's going to be a fun ride.
Starting point is 00:49:07 So tune in. Listen to health stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. She said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home. Oh, bless that.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Along the central Texas plains, teens are dying, suicides that don't make sense, strange accidents, and brutal murders. In what seems to be, a plot ripped straight out of breaking bad. Drugs, alcohol, trafficking of people. There are people out there that absolutely know what happened. Listen to paper ghosts, the Texas teen murders, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Robert Smith, and this is Jacob Goldstein, and we used to host a show called Planet Money.
Starting point is 00:49:53 And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. And some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want.
Starting point is 00:50:19 First episode, how Southwest Airlines use cheap seats and free whiskey to fight its way into the airline business. The most Texas story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show.
Starting point is 00:50:30 We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses, along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the IHeart radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Whenever we travel, I always, like, remind him of, like, climate change. Like, whenever we're at the ocean, I'm like, oh, my God, imagine how beautiful all of this coral would have been, like, before it died. And, like, it's just, this used to be blue. Yeah. Like, wow, our kids are never going to see, like, bright coral.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Or like when the airplane jumps And I'm like, wow, the turbulence is getting worse Because of climate change That's when people don't think about I didn't think about that until now It's true. Like something about the air thinning out I don't know, I'm going to have to get my facts straight
Starting point is 00:51:29 Before we're alone again. That's the thing is it's like that's one Someone said to me the other day They were like, you know, soon They're just going to start falling out of the sky And I was like, who birds? Oh, airplanes? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Why would they do that? I'm sure birds too. Oh my God. I try to. I've been really good with flying lately, but I recently, I don't want to, like, say. Oh, yeah, weren't you afraid of flying? Yeah. Well, I had double engine failure, which is my favorite thing to say when somebody's like, oh, no, you're afraid of thing.
Starting point is 00:51:57 And they, yeah, I really just went down. When? Like, in 2016, I think. Oh, my God. And, yeah, I mean, it was. But we, one engine went out, and then we were making an. emergency landing because we only had one engine. And then I was flying with a family friend and he was being really like strong. Like he was my guy. And then he was like trying to
Starting point is 00:52:23 make me laugh and was like, you know that everything's okay because you can still hear the other engine. Like we're fucked if you don't hear. Like if the plane goes silent, like we're fucked. And as soon as he said that I knew it would happen and then it went silent. And then I was like, the other engine went out, Robbie. The other engine went out. And then he like just slowly turned away for me and was like, I know it did. And, like, looked out the window. And then I was, like, on my own. And it was so.
Starting point is 00:52:49 So what happened when he told you that you can hear the other day? He knew that we were going to die. I mean, the pilots knew we were going to die. Like, the whole cockpit was lit up, light, sirens. Like, the pilots were crying. Like, we were just, we were going to die. And I had my little dog, Pippi on my lap. And I just felt so bad for her because, like, she didn't agree to this.
Starting point is 00:53:07 And then we were, like, getting closer and closer. And I was kind of trying to leave, like, voice messages for, like my friends and family. Like I had such a nice life. Don't worry about it. But like don't mention this, this and this in your speech. And then as we start getting closer, I see a runway. And I'm like, wow, maybe like, well, and then I see fire trucks and stuff.
Starting point is 00:53:28 And I'm like, maybe we'll crash and then flew back up in the air and kind of like caught when for a second and then bounced again and just kind of went like that. And then the fireman broke open the door. And then all of us just started hugging and sobbing. The plane hit the ground and bounce? Yeah, well, there was nothing wrong with the wheels and again and again until we... So was it falling out of the sky?
Starting point is 00:53:52 This is, by the way, I just want to stop this for any women that are listening. This is so such the female existence. Right now, I feel like I'm lying. I lived every second of this and everything I'm saying is the truth and I feel like I'm telling a lie. Being a woman is telling two men anything and then being like, no.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And then be like, they don't believe me. Excuse me, can I just address? I fully believe. I was just like, I was putting myself in the woman's shoes. It's not you. I'm sorry. That's actually poorly timed. I didn't mean for you guys to hijack that and make it about yourself. We're not making it about me. We were making it about us. When I was in labor, I kept getting confused and I kept thinking I was faking it. And so like my friends would be like, how far
Starting point is 00:54:31 apart are they? And I'm like, I don't know because I can't tell what's real and what I'm faking. It's like, but you're not faking it. You're actually in labor. It's so weird. That is crazy. I know. I guess just like generations of being burned at the steak. You're just kind of like, how could you trust yourself? Those women just were like, we're good, we're fine. I'm sorry. The veil is thin. Are you mad at me?
Starting point is 00:54:53 Oh my God. I feel like you guys are mad. I cannot believe this plane story. I can't, I literally believe it. Sorry, but that does remind me of Ambelin. She thought, well, she thought that it was all going to be a ruse because no queen had ever been beheaded before. And she had made sure that he was the head of the church. So, like, the head of the church can't murder his wife.
Starting point is 00:55:14 So she, like, takes her necklace and, like, her thing off thinking that it's all going to be, like, a mosque. And then it happened. Chop. Chop. You know, the craziest chop of all time, Mary Queen of Scots. Do you know about her chop? They went to chop her. Yeah, I know that.
Starting point is 00:55:32 No, you're thinking of... Didn't go through. You're thinking of... Par. Catherine Parr is the one that ran away. So she ran away. So Mary Queen of Scots. They put her, she said, like, her prayer or whatever.
Starting point is 00:55:44 They put it down. And the guy, I guess, was like an amateur beheader. So he didn't get it all the way through. And so he had to keep, like, hacking away at it. And you know her little dogs were under her skirt. Yes. And they ran out. They ran out.
Starting point is 00:55:58 What? Yeah. Played by Searsha. I know, but were the dogs in the movie? They don't show it in the movie. Shooting with dogs is hell. How was this dog? Awful.
Starting point is 00:56:09 But it was meant to be awful. It was meant to be awful on screen. off screen, it was, you know, totally transcendent. I just have to say, this is not a spoiler. I get it. I get it. I get it. I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:56:20 Thank you. I get it. I did want to ask, though, like, when you get the script for this, like, I almost feel like, I'm like, how do, how can you read it and be like, okay, how can you see it? You know what I mean? It's like, it's a hard one. I feel like sometimes when you're reading. Well, I didn't, I mean, by the time I had read the script, we had been, I'm sorry,
Starting point is 00:56:38 this is going to sound like I'm like correcting you, but I'm not meaning to. But I had read the book and knew that we were going to make the book into a movie and then was like, how do you make this into a movie? It's like all from her point of view and it's all inside of her mind. And then I was like, oh, it's poetry. Okay. So Lynn Ramsey is the only poet that I know, like a director is just. And so Lynn had been working on it for a while and we had been talking about it. So I think I kind of like knew a little bit what to expect when I read it.
Starting point is 00:57:06 But every time before a movie, I think I can't do it. I always, at this point, at this. point is probably a part of my process, is calling an acting teacher, making an appointment, and then canceling and not going. If I don't do that now, it's like, yeah. Yeah. So I don't, I didn't think that I could do it. And then when you get there and you start talking about stuff, I think costume helps a lot
Starting point is 00:57:29 too. Yeah. Like kind of getting in the, like, skin a little bit or whatever. I was watching it and being like, I can't wait to watch you do theater. Oh, no. You don't ever want to do it? I don't think I would be good at it. I think you'd be so good at it.
Starting point is 00:57:41 No, I don't think I would. would be because it's all like your body. I'm sure they've asked. And like your voice. Yeah. Well, the only time I wanted to do theater was when I wanted to, I wanted to do O'Mary. You did? We heard about this.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Yeah, I wanted to do O'Mary. It just didn't work out. Uh-uh. The schedule, just whatever. They were like, okay, well, it's eight shows a week and like six weeks of rehearsal. And I was like, I was like, okay, do you guys have daycare there or I could just like, what enough? It just wouldn't have worked.
Starting point is 00:58:06 What about O' Mary made you, made that the exception? Maybe because like the whole thing is a joke. That she's, like, in on. Yeah. And so I felt like I could be, like, big and in on the joke. Yeah. You would have so good. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Maybe it could still happen. Maybe. Because they extended it to what, the summer, right? At least. I mean, it's going to be around forever. I think so. It's one of the rare things that's, like, making money consistently and, like, you know, keep going. And I think I've seen it with all of them.
Starting point is 00:58:35 I don't know if I can announce this, but I'm just going to. I miss. And Stone and I are producing a Miss Piggy movie. And Cole. is writing it. So. I'm speechless. I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 00:58:50 I think so. Watch when they're going to be like, well, you can't, you have to cut it. Please no. Don't cut it. I don't think we, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:58:57 You can't, you can't if you want. It's ultimately up too. No, no, no. I don't think I'm going to be in it too. I think so. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:03 You guys haven't done a movie together and that's robbery to us. It's fucked up. It's like really dark. What about those rumors that you guys were doing, Death Becomes Her? Is there anything to that?
Starting point is 00:59:13 No. Was that just, like, fan casting got out of control? Because it would be great. I would love to. I mean, I would be there. What are the great to do? No, but I would really love to work. Totally.
Starting point is 00:59:22 That and, like, comedy. Like, I love No Hard Feelings, and I think No hard feelings is so funny. Like, Jean is so funny. Yeah. But I don't think that I was very good in it. You were so. I would say that. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:59:32 No, we know you're not fishing. This isn't even like that. Like, when I did SNL, like, I'm not good at it. That was a great episode. You know why? Because, no, it wasn't. But you know why I'm not good is because like the greats aren't they're not being funny
Starting point is 00:59:45 they're like Alec Baldwin he's so serious he's serious as a fucking heart attack and like the like he's really like he's performing it I don't I can't get out of my head I'm like whee this is a joke no it was you were very the groundedness that you brought to it
Starting point is 01:00:03 you know we're watching for that all the time for example like looking back like probably the one of the most iconic performances of the past couple decades is like Rachel was you in was like Rachel McAdams and Mean Girls I think today maybe a movie like that performance like that stands a shot because I think we're talking more about like horror for the Oscars and they used to but like oh my god did you guys see weapons
Starting point is 01:00:29 yes you know I can't you know I know I know you can't honey but I think she should just just you wouldn't be able to do an Amy Madigan performance he wouldn't be able to do the post hot dog face smashing. I got to say I covered my eyes for that. You can do the same. And then the rest of the movie, you're having a blast. What's the last, like, scary movies?
Starting point is 01:00:46 It's also, like, really funny. Yeah. It's hilarious. Hereditary is by far my favorite. And I just saw a clip of it this morning. The one where, like, the apparition of her mother is kind of like there, like the translucent ghosts because you can't shoot it because they're clear. Because they're clear.
Starting point is 01:01:00 And that's just so, that's so much scarier than somebody breaking in your house with a gun. It just is. I know. I don't physically enjoy them. But now that I'm on my propranol, maybe I'll like it better. Are you taking it every day? I take it multiple times a day every day. I have like an anxiety thing.
Starting point is 01:01:15 And I don't think I realize. Are you not just on an SSRI? So I didn't enjoy the experience of being on an SSRI because of the side of the next. But did you give it more than the two weeks? Because the two weeks you feel like, oh, okay. Motherfucker, you're about to. Okay. I was on a bit of the SSRI is like, I was, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, I had a hard time with mine. Without, with Luxemro. No, I was out for about seven months, eight months. And I was just like, I don't like that I can't fill my dick. To be quite honest. Did you see?
Starting point is 01:01:43 She thought you were saying that to her. This is what I experienced. I thought that Matt, like, would get so mad at me about asking about this. So you were saying, motherfucker, you were about to die. Like, because he knew I was motherfucking. You were going to like. You're crying at me threatening you. Wow.
Starting point is 01:02:01 It really got me. Like, I was like, oh, my God. I didn't realize I was pushing a button. No, no. I'm him on my behalf. What did he mean? What did it mean? What is that?
Starting point is 01:02:14 I meant that when I was on my two weeks on getting on Loxa Pro, I felt like I was going to die. I think I said, if we roll the tape back, I said, you feel like you're going to fucking die, but you had motherfucker you're about to die because you had dared ask my sister about SSRIZ. Okay, okay. Glad we could clear that up. I'm so sorry. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:02:31 I really liked the version. I tried it. Motherfucker are about to die. He's about to get you for that question. about to pop your ass like a gator. You should not have asked him about his mental health. Having a handle on the physical aspect of it has been a... Yeah, totally.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Just bringing your like adrenals down. Yeah, and it's not Xanax either because I'm the kind of person who would get like addicted to it. Yeah. To be quite honest. Yeah. You would need that to sleep like all the time. Yeah, and that's another thing is like...
Starting point is 01:03:00 Sleep is, I just cannot figure it out. Yeah. Yeah, because I've been trying to get off melatonin gummies. It's tough. I'm on my unisom geish now, and it's tough. And I'm like, is this a crutch now? Sorry, I cut you on. No, that was the end of my sentence.
Starting point is 01:03:15 I'm just giving you sympathetic eyes. Like, I get it. A unisome addiction is really hard. Was that, like, how, like, when did you say, okay, I got to get off the unisome? I don't know a few weeks ago, but then it was also before I went on an international press tour where, like, you need to take melitone when you're traveling because you need to tell your brain. Like, now it's bedtime. So I'm back on it. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Do you do marijuana, et cetera? Marijuana. I mean, of course. But I don't, it does not help me with sleep. Because it actually makes me, it makes me anxious, but I just deal with that part. Yeah. I like, take a hit. And then I'm like, everything is a little scary.
Starting point is 01:03:46 Yeah. And that's fine. Was it a lot of guys that said like, you know, it's bad every time. Yeah. I still love it. Every time it's scary. But I'm, but it's not like I'm going to stop. Yeah, no, never.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Yeah. The Kendall really like changed my sleep. Like being able to have two phases of sleep, like one watching TV. And then TV goes off. And then I'm. like in another world for a little bit before I close my eyes. He's Kindle culture. Kindle King.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Oh. Yeah. I love it. And I'm sort of like marijuana and food. This is our amazing race binary. That sounds so fun. I mean, just do that. You guys aren't like dads yet.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Like one day you're not going to have a choice. You're just going to like have to go to bed early and like hydrated. And like Saturdays and Sundays are meaningless. Your alarm is still going off at six. So just did you always. This is my thing is like with when I, comes to kids, it's like, I don't ever think about it. But then I think there are people that I know that are like, I never thought about it. And then one day I was like, no, I want to have one.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Like, were you always wanting to have? Yeah, I always thought about it and always wanted it, which is really helpful on the days when it's really hard. Yeah. I'm like, you always wanted this. I feel like is this, is this movie rounding out? Well, oh, well, Gio was pointing this out in her profile that dropped today in the New Yorker. I'm excited to finish it. But, like, your first time, your first... I could have photoshopped a little bit on the cover. You know, just didn't need to see melasma, but, you know, whatever. I didn't clock it.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Didn't clock. Unclockable melasma. It's the only thing I saw, I just saw my melasma. Of course. And that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's this. You'll only ever see your own, you know, your own melasma. It's my, you only ever see, that's actually your culture number 40. You only ever see your own elasma. And I'm so happy that you did one. Thank you for. Thank you for. Thank you. Because I think that that is how a guest really gets solidified in the Hall of Fame. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:41 We have an announcement. No. Jennifer Lawrence, you're in the last culture of Hall of Fame. What do you mean? We just decided it. We just decided it. It just decided it.
Starting point is 01:05:50 It's real. It didn't exist before this. You're the inaugural member. Of course, you're on the Iconic 400. But also, you're the first inductee. You're always welcome to come to the Culture Awards.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Okay, thank you. When are they? Well, we I think I'm going. We have to stay tuned on that. That one. Oh. Stay tuned on that one.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Wait, also. Do you watch Below Deck? I do. I love Fraser. He's my favorite character. You love Fraser? Because he's a pro and he knows what he's doing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:18 I also think he looks like hot. Yeah. Hall of Famer Jen Lawrence. Pretty cool. Oh my God. I just can't believe it. I know. Why did it take a, you know, I was like.
Starting point is 01:06:29 When Kate Blanchett did it. I was just like, now I have beef with Kate Blanchett. Yeah, yeah. I was like, those are my sisters. I started. You did. I started this. You did. You were the first like, like person I think, well, is that true? Like, I think when, when we found out that you listened, that we were like, that really shocked us because in a real way, like, we are such gigantic, huge fans of yours. And I remember one of our good friends in college was Jack Quaid. And he went and did the Hunger Games. Yes. And he came back and he was like, I was like, what was Jennifer like? And he was like, she's so great. She's got a great sense of humor. We had a a lot of fun. Like, it felt like a little bit of, like, more of an...
Starting point is 01:07:10 He's so sweet. He, I really love that movie that he did plus one. He's really talented. I loved it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. He's always been very talented. We were, like, doing that thing. We were, like, we were searching, searching, and, like, you're spending, like,
Starting point is 01:07:21 an hour. Like, you can't decide. And then we found plus one, put it on. And I ended up just, like, absolutely loving it. And so every day for, like, every night for a year, whenever we would look for something, I'd be like, I don't want to watch that. I want to watch something new, like, plus one. I want to watch something like, plus one.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Who was in that with him? Myerskin. Yes, my irskine. Yeah, that was great. His foreskin. His foreskin was in the movie. My merskine. My merskine.
Starting point is 01:07:45 My melasma was in it. My melasma, my my merskine. My mulskine. Merminger's cat. Merminger's cat. The minister's cat. I love Merminger's cat. Love that guy.
Starting point is 01:07:57 What if we called the episode Merminger's cat and everyone has to look up? People are going to be like, what is that? And they're only going to find out later that. Even Chad would be confused. He'd be like, what? I think you mean... I think you mean... Who's Chad?
Starting point is 01:08:08 Chad, GPT. Chad, GPT. He's a gay man. You can make him gay, right? You can, like... He is gay. Talk to me gay. Chat GipT.
Starting point is 01:08:19 He gives me relationship advice. He's gay. Anyone or anything that ever says, you're so right that many times that validates you that much is a gay man. Well, that's like a toxic friend. Totally. You're so right.
Starting point is 01:08:30 I also want to, like, get some of those. Like somebody that was like, yeah, just somebody that was like, oh my God, you're so right. And not like, well, Well, not to be devil's advocate. I'm so tired of hearing devil's advocate, Cassie. You're advocating for the devil.
Starting point is 01:08:43 Yeah. He's not good at all. Yeah. Oh, what? You're the defense attorney for the devil? Yeah. He didn't need representation. Get out of here.
Starting point is 01:08:50 I think he's doing just fine. As I look around the world, I think the devil is doing great. He's thriving. Hey, Jesus. If you're going to come back, now's the time. Yeah. Well, he wouldn't be able to make it through immigration. No, probably not.
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Starting point is 01:10:21 Yes, I'm Dr. Priyanka Wally, a double board certified physician. And I'm Hurricane de Bolo, comedian and someone who once Googled, Do I Have Scurvy at 3 a.m? On Health Stuff, we're talking about health in a different way. It's not only about what we. can do to improve our health. But also what our health says about us and the way we're living. Like our episode where we look at diabetes. In the United States, I mean, 50% of Americans are pre-diabetic. How preventable is type 2? Extremely. Or our in-depth analysis of how incredible
Starting point is 01:10:55 mangoes are. Oh, it's hard to explain to the rest of the world that you, like, your mangoes are fine because mangoes are incredible, but like, you don't even know. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. It's going to be a fun ride. So tune in. Listen to health stuff on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And she said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night. Along the central Texas planes, teens are dying.
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Starting point is 01:11:56 And now we're back making this new podcast called Business History about the best ideas and people and businesses in history. and some of the worst people, horrible ideas, and destructive companies in the history of business. Having a genius idea without a need for it is nothing. It's like not having it at all. It's a very simple, elegant lesson. Make something people want. First episode, How Southwest Airlines Use Cheap Seats and Free Whiskey to fight its way into the airline business.
Starting point is 01:12:28 The Most Texas Story ever. There's a lot of mavericks in that story. We're going to have mavericks on the show. We're going to have plenty of robber barons. So many robber barons. And you know what? They're not all bad. And we'll talk about some of the classic great moments of famous business geniuses,
Starting point is 01:12:42 along with some of the darker moments that often get overlooked. Like Thomas Edison and the electric chair. Listen to business history on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. All right, should we do I don't think so, honey? I feel like it's probably time. I don't think so. All right, well, this is I don't think so, honey.
Starting point is 01:13:03 It's our 60 second segment. that we do every single episode without fail. Without fail. And we take an opportunity to rant rail and rage against Colch. And I have something in my head that I'm going to do. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. This is Matt Rogers.
Starting point is 01:13:19 I don't think so when he's time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Kylie Kelsey is his wife. I thought she was their sister. That's on you. I thought Kylie Kelsey was Travis and Jason's sister. And here's what happened. So I was leaving a hotel and I walked past this girl.
Starting point is 01:13:33 And I'm like, oh my God, that's Kylie Kelsey. She's about 5, 6. And I say to Melissa, I'm like, I think that was Kylie Kelsey. She goes, no, no, no. She's tall. And I go right, because that family is tall. And I go about my life thinking that that's their sister who has a podcast. She's tall.
Starting point is 01:13:50 I even Googled. And she is 510. Then I find out that's his wife. That's Jason Kelsey's wife. That's on you. I don't think so, honey, that I went this. That's so disrespectful towards another podcast. You also googled it
Starting point is 01:14:06 Somehow avoided it I don't know why I thought that was their sister I don't think so honey me I need to know this like pop culture supposed to be something I know about and something I should know about other pod Kylie I'm sorry I disrespect it Please come on the pod
Starting point is 01:14:21 That's one minute Sometimes women be siblings But this is their wife His wife I just did it This is what I'm saying It's like Kylie Kelsey I thought oh, that's got to be the Kelsey
Starting point is 01:14:33 brother's sister. Now I see where you're coming from. I never thought that, but I get it. And she is very tall. I can see why you're feeling very thrown by that. It threw me. Yeah. And by the way, wasn't her. It was just, wasn't her that was a hotel. I thought because it was the Bowery Hotel. I'm like,
Starting point is 01:14:50 this is a hotel she would stay. I mean, she's the sister of the Kelsey's. She's getting a huge podcast. No, I'm forever. I'm sorry. I think you've kind of ruined it for me forever. because I will always think of her as, like, the sister. You know, it's like when the mix-up is permanent. I just thought, oh, wow, they're a family of natural podcasters and natural stars.
Starting point is 01:15:12 And then I find out that's his wife. Right. And I was like, okay. What's yours going to be? That's, it's interesting. Okay. Well, I guess we'll be the judge of that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:22 I'll tell you if it's interesting. You can't say your own thing is interesting. No, no, no. I just mean, I don't know if this will actually resonate or if it's just a thing that is specific to me. This is Bonying's. I don't think so, honey, as time starts now. I don't think so, honey, any board game where I have to watch YouTube videos to learn how to play them and to emce it? I was in charge of the games on this bachelor trip.
Starting point is 01:15:44 I had been recommended Blount on the Clock Tower, a traitors-esque game, Mama Kelsey. And I thought, well, I'll learn. I was told me you have to watch YouTube videos. I watched this YouTube video. I'm like, this is too involved. I'm not, unless it's Dungeons E Dragons, I'm not going to learn how to, like MC, Dungeon Master, this whole situation. And I'm just going to say,
Starting point is 01:16:08 games have become their own little culture where it starts to alienate people who are not within that system. And I feel like we got to build the bridge to board games where it's like, okay, unless you're into like, no death after 12 or something. It's getting more and more grand. It's getting more and more, I don't know. Five seconds.
Starting point is 01:16:28 I feel like right about the landscape of game culture. and I think let's just all open up Jockbox and call it a day there. And that's one minute. We'll always open up Jock Box. Always open up Jock Box. I don't even know how to play Monopoly. That is probably not true.
Starting point is 01:16:39 I don't want to. Right? I don't want to deal with money all this shit. Oh, God. Real estate? You think I would, you think that like the real world. Yeah. Hello?
Starting point is 01:16:47 It's like it's not fun at all. Give me Candyland or else. Mm-hmm. Favorite board game? I don't know if I have a favorite board game. Don't wake daddy. I don't like board games really. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:16:59 You like don't wake daddy. Or you haven't played in a while. I haven't played Don't Wake Daddy. Have you guys played bowls where there's like the first, where you write down. Yes. And the pieces of paper. We did this, but we did a fourth round. Okay, so your version is.
Starting point is 01:17:13 What was the fourth round? So the third round is charades, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fourth round, charades with a sheet. With a sheet over you. Like a ghost. Oh, that's so funny. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:21 It's also dangerous. You had to make sure you have a 10 foot radius all around you. Wow. Clearance. For my birthday, they did a me-themed one. and it was one of the funniest, and also meanest. I was going to say, is that not devastating to you? No, it was like, yeah, it was like exes and so funny.
Starting point is 01:17:38 Perfect. It was really funny. Okay, I have my I don't think so honey. I also have backups in case it doesn't last that long. I think that. I have like three. I don't think that they're that interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:48 I think the first one, like, is relatable. Do you want to run them by us? No, I'm just going to go for it. We can run the clock. Before you do that, would you produce, would excellent cadaver produce, a don't wake daddy movie with us. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 01:18:02 Consider it done. It's not bad. How much money do you want? Like, hundreds of millions or just? I'm trying to think what it might make back. Yeah, hundreds of millions. Hundreds of millions sounds good. I think hundreds of millions sounds great.
Starting point is 01:18:13 I think us in a don't wake daddy movie, that's like a little fucked. Who's daddy? John Hamm. John Hamm. Okay. Okay. Thank you. He doesn't know that yet.
Starting point is 01:18:23 He doesn't know that. But he's also a reader. He is. He is. He's actually kind of a. Big Katie. Okay. I mean, if you get daddy, then call me Papa.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Honestly, I think he'd be amazing in the part of daddy. Okay, are you ready? Ready. Okay. This is, and get this. Jennifer Lawrence is, I don't think so honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey, voice notes.
Starting point is 01:18:47 Because it's a one-way communication where you're just like screaming at me. And I have to just listen. And I never listen because the person, people, you're like breathing in between. or you're like, well, I mean, that's kind of like how I, and so I always read it. And it is the worst, lowest possible form of communication that there is. If you don't feel like texting and you want to write, I mean, and you want to talk, then use voice memo and just have it, type it out.
Starting point is 01:19:16 I don't think so, honey, people calling out actresses who look like they got a little bit of Botox acting like, you're not got the same people that are going to be in comments being like, she looks tired, she looks old. I don't think so, honey. The airport's not having figured out if I do have to take. make my liquids out if I can keep them in. The answer is different every single time. Every single time.
Starting point is 01:19:34 Same with computers. Same with computers. And shoes, although I think that was like one. Well, I'm pre-checked, so now I can leap my shoes on all the time. I'm not. Oh, my God. That's on him. You got to go.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Well, I have to go all the way to the airport and do that. You can go in the city. I think you can go to like city hall or whatever this building is over here. That building. Yeah, excited for that. I agree. Can I just say, thank God for Botox. Oh my God, I can't believe I waited so long.
Starting point is 01:20:03 Not until after No Hard Feelings? Yeah. But you know what? I've stopped getting it in my forehead because I'm just going to have to get lines. With Botox, it has to be, you can get there with sagging. But once the lines are there, you have to leave it alone. Oh. See, I don't know all the rules.
Starting point is 01:20:18 All I know is I actually sat. Wow. Okay. I'm going to pay for all the times I just let myself bake and to sound like someone truly from Long Island. Like, I'm like a son baby, and I know I'm going to pay. I'm already paying down here. I'm already paying down here. I can't.
Starting point is 01:20:34 I literally in summertime, I look like, I wear a hat with a scarf wrapped around to block my cheeks and I still get melasma. I don't know how. What's the, what's the fix for melasma? Is it like pico, the pico wave or some shit? No, nothing because I found out after years of getting laser, that laser makes it worse because it exacerbates heat. Also, melasma people, red light.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Red light makes it worse. You can't do red light and you can't do sonas. Can't do sonas? No, I might as well just die. I mean, not that I like Sonas, but, like, I don't want to be left out. You have the option. I don't like, be challenged. No, I don't want to, like, be challenged.
Starting point is 01:21:07 Like, if I have to challenge myself, I'll, like, go get a workout in. And, like, you know, I don't want to just sit there and be uncomfortable. You're a woman in Hollywood. You don't need to be challenged anymore than you already are. What is the typical workout? What do you like to do? I think I do SLT classes. What is SLT?
Starting point is 01:21:23 SLT is like Pilates, right? It's like Pilates boot camp. And I do Barry's. I may love. Moobie. Thank you, Mubi. I have to say Mubi's killing it because I love the substance
Starting point is 01:21:32 more than anything else. Oh, I loved the substance. Yeah. So good. Yeah. They have good taste. They have good taste. It's the way forward.
Starting point is 01:21:40 Damn, we love you so much. I adore you. Thank you for coming. You must come back. I love you, girls. I would love to. I'll be here. I'll just come next week.
Starting point is 01:21:47 All right, you sweetheart. Sweetheart. Should we sing us out? Yes. What's the song we're going to end with today, William? Well, the best far the wagon is a coming down the street. We can talk music.
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