Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - On The Fifth Day of Culture... July 2nd, 2020: Ghislaine Maxwell, You're Under Arrest!

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

Las Culturistas becomes a true crime podcast for one episode only as Matt and Bowen finally truly take down the notorious and stupid-yet-British criminal who should rot in Hell named Ghislaine Maxwell... on the 5th episode of the 12 Days of Culture series. Finally, a pair of podcasters do a close read on the name "Ghislaine". Every letter is scrutinized as the two girls who host as Cultch peel back the many layers that is this bad and ultimately evil first name. Along the way, Matt and Bow imagine what Vanna White's inner monologue must be like, and the two create a play as a result. Also, do aliens exist? If you're doing anything other than listening to this podcast episode today? "Can it, Missy." Alright, see ya tomorrow! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:17 Oh, and look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas. Ding dong.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Las Culturistas calling. Day five. I'm having a fun time. Having a little bit of a fun time. And this is the thing. So you know what's one type of podcast that's really popular? What? True Crime.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Yes, girl. Yes, queen. I don't really listen to them. Me neither. Not a single one. What do you think makes them so popular? I think that people love trying to parse out in their head the whodunit of them all. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:02:49 Like, I think that, and also I think people like to be a fly on the wall to something that is grisly. I really think that with that, they don't want something nasty and bad and dark and violent to happen to them, but they're curious. They have a morbid curiosity, as they say. I don't care about the who and who done it you and i care about what the why i think i think you should call them why done it's because that's the juice honey yeah that's what you want that's like i don't okay great this person
Starting point is 00:03:16 killed that person that's not that that doesn't tell the whole story. I mean, I need some more context. Yes. The why, why is what we want to know. And you as an actor, as a artist, you're always thinking of the motivations. You know what I mean? Like in so many of your creations, I, it's a fully realized,
Starting point is 00:03:36 you know, exactly where they came from. Like every, every time you do a sketch, right. You think of this. Sketch comedy is something that has to be very nuanced, very deep. It's never about, you know, doing it.
Starting point is 00:03:50 It's never about anything except the motivation. Yeah. So this is really why I guess I bring this up is because I think today we're actually going to be a little bit of a true crime podcast. We're going to be a little bit of a true crime podcast. We're going to be a little bit of a true crime podcast, but only today. Only today. And then everyone can go back to your other podcasts that you enjoy,
Starting point is 00:04:10 like, you know, my favorite murder or et cetera, cereal, you know, these other kind of grizzly, you know, they're so scary.
Starting point is 00:04:18 These podcasts, we're going to only get a little bit spooky today as we talk about a very bad criminal. Bad criminal. Who's now sent up the river, as they say. As they say. This is day five and on the fifth day of culture, it was July 2nd, 2020 Ghislaine Maxwell You're under arrest
Starting point is 00:04:50 This is the day that Ghislaine Maxwell was thrown in jail Arrested in New Hampshire They found her and they threw her in the bin Where she belongs Has there ever been anyone more loathsome than Ghislaine? I don't think there's ever been anyone more loathsome, and I couldn't believe when they finally found her and threw her in the damn bin.
Starting point is 00:05:14 She is horrid. And you know what I don't like about Ghislaine? What? She ran away in her house. She ran away. You know when they knocked on her door and said, Ghislaine, come out. They said that she was spotted running away in the house. Guess what, stupid? house when she ran away you know when they knocked on her door and said Ghislaine come out they said
Starting point is 00:05:25 that she was spotted running away in the house guess what stupid you can't go anywhere in the house what are you gonna do jump no no no your house ain't that big no in fact not for nothing but get a bigger house get a better house get it harder to find house be richer these millions shut up gillane want me to care want me to care about you you should have been richer stupid british it's one of the stupidest british people ever and guess what y'all are supposed to be smart honey you're offsetting the average you're an outlier babe i don't g. Can we talk about this stupid name? Let's just go letter by letter.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Okay. Yeah. G. Cool. Fun. Different. Um, I was so far.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I'm into it. And then I, then, and then I even hear the hard G like, and I'm like, Oh, interesting. What's this person's name? Then what comes next?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Here's what it is. Twist. You ready for it? H. H. is. Twist. You ready for it? H. H. Okay. What is it going to be? Gentry?
Starting point is 00:06:31 Don't tell me it's going to be Gandhi, honey, because there's only one queen with that name. There's only Gandhi. It's G-A. I think you're wrong. I think it's G-H-A-N-D-I-N. I don't think I'm. Can I say this? We won't cut it out no matter what.
Starting point is 00:06:44 It's I'm, and I just looked it up.'t cut it out no matter what. It's I'm, and I just looked it up. I can, I can confirm that I am correct. What? G A N D H I. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Spelling be my ass off. I would be out of the spelling bee down. Look, I see, I see your name and I see the letters G H. I'm like, wait a minute. I forgot to buckle up because what because where the fuck are we going?
Starting point is 00:07:08 Yeah. I just want to pause on this and say that Hans just chimed into the chat and said, to be fair, he didn't spell it with the same letters. So actually, you're being very sort of American capitalist. What does that mean, Hans? What do you mean, Hans? Hans, come in the chat. Didn't spell it with the same letters? Come in. What does that mean? Roman letters. No you mean, Hans? Hans, come in the chat. Didn't spell it with the same letters?
Starting point is 00:07:26 Come in. What does that mean? Roman letters. No, this is not enough. Come back. Oh, no. Well, he's saying that, yeah, that Gandhi himself did not anglicize his own name. Romanize, you know, what have you.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Uh-huh. Exactly. Which was my point. It was. It was. And you anglicized it. And you ang point. It was. And you anglicized it. And you anglicized a lot. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:07:51 G-H. Where does your mind go when you see a name that starts with G-H? Can I be real? I'm hoping it's something like Gelly. No, but G-H-E-L-L. Unacceptable.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I think it's unacceptable, but once someone says G and I'm like, I'm like, Oh God, I have no idea. Let me just get real specific for everybody's, for everybody. You tell me this woman,
Starting point is 00:08:19 this is the name of a middle-aged British woman. That's all I'm telling you. She's white. What do you think of these letters as I, as I sequence them out for you? And what do you think? Well, by the time it gets to H I'm like,
Starting point is 00:08:35 I have, I'm so thrown off and disoriented. I don't trust her already. I don't trust her already. No. Okay. So what's the next letter? I,
Starting point is 00:08:43 excuse me. Gila. I'm like, what? G i excuse me gila i'm like what ghi ghi ghi i'm like did you pronounce georgia wrong i'm like did you pronounce gina wrong mama did you pronounce georgette wrong no no the the person tells you it's ghi and i, well, let me just sit back in my chair, kick up my damn feet and see how the rest of this plays out. Oh, let me strap myself in even further with the second buckle. It's just popped over my face. I say, honey, this roller coaster has started and we're on it. And there's multiple buckles and fastenings.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Talk about the next letter. You're not going to believe it. S it's so guess, guess geese. I don't sister, sister. I'm tired. I'm not Canadian,
Starting point is 00:09:36 sweetie. I, I bitch. I don't like the geese. Get the geese away from me. Get the geese off the TV. I'm not trying to see that. What are you thinking?
Starting point is 00:09:52 I'm thinking, I'm literally thinking, okay, I guess I bought a ticket to the damn circus. Might as well stay to the end when the elephants twirl. I'm thinking, I guess I elected for a procedure at the surgeon's office so that my head can go spin around on the damn hinge off the hinge and also i'm thinking are they gonna pull this off you know what i mean like what when i'm when i'm g-h-i-s far into this name i'm like okay is going to be some twist where they pull off this woman's first name and I have to eat crow? You know what I mean? Will I have to eat crow tonight? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:10:34 And you hate crow. I hate eating crow. It's a very gamey bird. And no one wants to eat crow. You know why it's gamey? Why? Iron, a lot of iron content. Well, there you go.
Starting point is 00:10:47 There you go. And as far as I'm concerned, I don't think I'll be eating crow, but then we get the next letter. But there's a possibility. What's the next letter? I think it's your turn. The next letter is L.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Excuse me? You're excused. That doesn't make no one bit of sense so now what we've got is is literally the word giselle and you're telling me we're getting a name out of this giselle this woman's real and british real british and powerful powerful woman she's a powerful white woman of british descent because none of these letters make any sense i've only i'm five letters and i only got one damn vowel get the fuck out and let me tell you something i got zero patience thank you and thank you hello g h i s l geesel how are they gonna get out of this one hey pat say jack this bitch is broke
Starting point is 00:11:49 she she can't even buy any vowels for herself and mama vanna white's turned to soup honey because she's looking at the board saying there's no way vanna white's staring at the board saying geesel she's saying i've never seen anything like this on wheel of fortune and my 45 years of tapping the screens on this show i've never seen nothing she broke her silence see the thing about vanna is she's actually very quiet very quiet girl only at the end when pat sort of asked her like what'd you do this weekend will she say anything at all right but she vanna white when she started to spell this name gee lane on the wheel of fortune board she had to stop and say now hold on a minute hold on i've never seen anything like this she broke her silence and said i'm pat i
Starting point is 00:12:40 could get fired for this but i have to say this this doesn't feel right at all. This doesn't sit right with me. And she would be right because the next letter is in fact. Well, you know what? God, you remember two seconds ago when I was like, there aren't enough vowels. I could use another one. Now it's like, I will be careful. We'll be careful what you wish for because this, this, this is deeply unsettling. A.
Starting point is 00:13:05 A. So now it's literally you're like Gisla. Gisla. Ask me one letter ago, I've been like, please, for the love of God, give me a vowel in this name. But now that I have that vowel, I'm like, oh, I didn't want that vowel. Yeah, yeah. And so this is where
Starting point is 00:13:21 you start to think. Because now I have Gisla. Gisla. But the thing is though, Beau, this is where I'm at at this point in the name. This is where I'm like, oh my God, are they going to, at this juncture, start using vowels and more consonants later to sort of make this work? Because now I'm looking at it like G H I S L. And I'm, I am thinking to myself, get,
Starting point is 00:13:50 get, get. And I think I'll like Island. And I'm like, Gil is Gila. Is this it? This might be something that, that could be a name.
Starting point is 00:14:02 And that's, this is the part of the name where i start to get really scared because just because it's sort of because they might figure it out they might figure it out and they had not inspired much confidence before so it's very very upsetting to see a vowel come up and you go oh Oh my God, my greatest fears unfolding right before my eyes. Because that's when I realized, okay, this person,
Starting point is 00:14:29 these people might actually be really powerful. And it's, it's scary. Cause then when you hear the next letter, you realize that the tides are turning. What is it? It's I. Gila.
Starting point is 00:14:44 They're going to do it. They're good. They're going to do it. They're going to pull this off. It's like sick. It's like watching an election go south. It's like, oh my God, this is really happening. The returns are coming in and you're like,
Starting point is 00:14:59 damn it. Guile. My work, my hard work, canvassing, phone banking, donating, talking to my relatives talking to my friends it's it's it's not going to matter it's it wasn't enough so there's part of me that still has hope because right now the word does look like geese geeseli. Gisli. And I'm like, this can't.
Starting point is 00:15:25 No, this is not a thing. This is where they start to sort of put the lid on it. Yeah. In a sick way. They don't tighten it. They don't screw it on just yet, but the lid is on. No. Because you're like, oh my God, it's making it at the factory.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Mm-hmm. N. N. Gilan. Gilan.. N. Ghilan. Ghilan. Ghilan. Ghilan. Ghilan.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Ghizlan. Ghizlan. Ghizlan. Ghizlan. Now I'm like, okay, it's kind of pretty. Ghizlan. Not really. But I mean, pretty to some.
Starting point is 00:15:58 But it's coming together in a way that you didn't expect at first. Tough. And Vanna is looking embarrassed she's wishing she hadn't spoken up and she she's the writing's on the wall she's gonna get they're gonna producer's gonna grab her by the arm once the cameras stop rolling and go vanna the producer is gonna talk to you and she says she says will you let go of my arm will you let go of my you're hurting me stop it with your grip you're hurting me and then the the producer says you can it and she says i've never been spoken to like this i flipped the panels for years get off of me now you know what i will go speak to them and she gets sat down in the office and
Starting point is 00:16:46 they tell her you were this close one more outburst like that you're gone you're gone you're gone missy and she says missy and they say i've never been spoken to like this and treated like this at my place of work ever my 45 years working I have worked here for 45 years and they say can it
Starting point is 00:17:18 missy wait don't end the story yet because we need to end the story on the last letter no and so this is when you realize we're working with true evil because the last
Starting point is 00:17:35 letter is E and that's when it's clear that the first name of this villainous vituperative venomous woman woman is gillane gillane gillane gillane and then her last name is max well And she hits you with that everyday last name. Ghislaine Maxwell. Maxwell.
Starting point is 00:18:08 It's just- It's so deceptively familiar and warm. Yeah. And trusted. It's reliable. No. And that's the psycho thing about some of these people is they come in here with their exotic first names
Starting point is 00:18:22 and then a last name like Brown. You know who's really, really a criminal? Sudi Green. Sudi Green. I'm sorry to say Parvati Shiloh. Yeah, criminal. Criminal. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You can profile people based on their first names. Bowen Yang. Yes, yes. Criminal. Criminal. And so now we have Ghislaine maxwell and when vanna returns to the studio she's walking back she sees that gillane is spelled out on the board and she says i i i'm sorry i i and then i didn't know and her, her arms start to give out.
Starting point is 00:19:06 She says, I, what's going on with my arm? She can't feel her toes. She can't feel her toes at all. And it's very cold. All of a sudden it's very cold in the studio. And she realizes she's like,
Starting point is 00:19:17 am I having an anxiety attack? Am I having a panic attack? And then one by one, the lights, the ceiling lights from the outside of the studio start to turn off and then and then the ones next to those start to turn off and then it's like boom and it's like boom all of a sudden like and everyone in the audience is starting to feel cold too and everyone they can see their breath and all the contestants are like what and you know it's just
Starting point is 00:19:43 it gets really cold in the studio and all of a sudden the doors open and in walks. And all you hear is the high heels, like clack, clack, clack, clack, clack,
Starting point is 00:19:55 clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, and pan up and everyone pans up. Cause no one's looking at the, at her face. I was just looking at the shoes and they pan up and everyone pans up because no one's looking at her face.
Starting point is 00:20:06 No. No one's just looking at the shoes. And they pan up and it's Vanessa Lachey and she says, I'm doing this now. Oh my God. And Vanessa Lachey.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Vanessa Lachey walks over to Vanna White who is on the floor just slobbing. Sobbing. Can't feel, does not have any muscle control. Mm-hmm. over to Vanna White who is on the floor just sobbing does not have any muscle control at all as if she's being attacked remotely and she says
Starting point is 00:20:35 I'm sorry I didn't believe that Ghislaine could be a name and then Vanessa says shut up she says shut up and then she walks over to the board to assume her new job. And then she turns back and looks over her shoulder. She goes, actually, on second thought, can it, Missy? Curtains.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Curtains down. End of play. End of play. It's a play. Twist. It was a play. Twist, it was a play. Twist, it was a play all along. And this is the problem with everyone that listens to our podcast,
Starting point is 00:21:11 is for them, things have to be movies and shows. And guess what? Sometimes things can be plays. It's actually rule of culture number 94. Sometimes things can be plays. Plays. sometimes things things can be plays plays i think i would love to see like a play about um a game show host duo dynamic like pat sajak and manna white oh what should what should what should their dynamic be it should be like on tv it's like i'm sure like they get along great
Starting point is 00:21:41 in real life but like the dynamic should be it should be like morning show or something but it's like larry sanders but a game show yes like larry sanders as well just like but then you know behind behind the scenes things get ugly what if what if this is crazy it's wheel of fortune but um and so there's a host and a vanna white and the second they get backstage the vanna White is like, what are you doing, you fool? I told you! And all of a sudden, the girl who does the stupid thing
Starting point is 00:22:10 of pressing the screens actually turns out to be one of the most powerful people in entertainment. Like Delaine. Like... Like Delaine. Real talk, when I first heard about gilane maxwell i thought i don't know who that is and i i honestly went to go look her up and couldn't figure out how gilane worked
Starting point is 00:22:38 i think that was that that was a lot of people And that's what makes her so fucking sneaky. Oh, yeah. You don't remember her name. It's like she could have. That's why we haven't said his name once. No, and we won't. We won't? Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:55 We call him you know who. Like what because Trump. Yes. That's why she was his. She could like sort of be sneaky in his right hand person this whole time. The whole time is because. No one can spell your name. Who is that woman? And they were like Gila,
Starting point is 00:23:08 right? And they were like, yes, that was Gila. Very shifty. I hope she gets what's coming to her. Oh, she will prison.
Starting point is 00:23:16 She should be in prison for the rest of her life. And we should also say for real, she should. I don't think that's, I don't think that's unclear. No, it's not unclear. Our stance on the Ghislaine of it all. I think that. We should take a, everyone take a stance on Ghislaine today.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, can everyone just finally take a stance on Ghislaine? Talk to your family members about Ghislaine so that they can take a stance on it too, because we can't, you know, we can't, we can't be neutral in this otherwise the oppressor wins is that one way to bring america together galane absolutely yes this fall on bravo it's time to turn up think you've seen it all i don't think you've been a good friend to me lately we're friends like like that. Who needs enemies? You ain't seen nothing yet. Here's to being dramatic. With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
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Starting point is 00:27:08 this is what actual like you know child sex looks like like it's it's the Ghislaine Maxwell's of the world who like organized this it's not it's not these other bad bad actors you know but you know the Ghislene thing could go pretty far what do you mean what does that mean i think a lot of guys out there need to be really worried ronald mcdonald all the powerful guys walt disney he should be quaking. Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny. We're coming for you. Charles M. Schultz.
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Starting point is 00:28:06 What are your closing thoughts on? On Ghislaine? I think that it was one of the 12 days of culture was the day that she was arrested because I believe that she was one of the worst criminals of all time. I believe that she should be locked away with the likes of Yolanda Saldivar, another one of the worst criminals of all time. And Keith Raniere. Keith Raniere. I think he should be locked away with the likes of Yolanda Saldivar, another one of the worst criminals of all time. And Keith Raniere. Keith Raniere.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I think he should be locked up for all time. I think all these people should get locked up. And that's sort of like my role as the, one of the hosts of this true crime podcast episode of Lost Culture Is This is the one that's like wants justice so bad. You know what I mean? Justice in the form of imprisonment. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Yeah. I love that. I feel like in every duo, there's like one that really wants justice. Like there's like a Mulder and a Scully, you know, I want to believe in the skeptic. Not sure how that relates to us now.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I think you're saying you're, you're the believer. Here's the thing do you believe in aliens yeah okay freak go explain why well there's um is it kepler's paradox i don't know what it is in order to ask me if i know yes right i have to understand what it is explain why you believe in aliens yes there are there are these like scientific paradoxes that are like statistically like there has to be alien life forms in this galaxy i don't know about this galaxy but the paradoxes are that there are definitely aliens that are out there but the paradox is that none of them will want to come to earth.
Starting point is 00:29:48 The ones that end up being so advanced, they do come to earth, um, will only want to destroy us. Right. Yeah. So you're saying that they are out there, but they're not going to bother us because they don't want anything from us
Starting point is 00:30:03 because they've already surpassed us yeah it's oh it's the i'm sorry okay it's the fermi paradox that's what i was trying to um think about um fermi paradox yes there's more to it i'm oversimplifying it but yeah do you believe in aliens i actually did hear from a friend today um that there is this idea that we are not a developed enough society, if you can believe it or not, to be of use to anyone in another galaxy that would have the opportunity to come talk to us. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 00:30:35 for sure. For sure. Anyway, um, I think this has been a really interesting, Oh, Doug says Hans knows. Wait,
Starting point is 00:30:44 Hans knows Hans. What information do you have about says Hans knows. Wait, Hans knows? Hans, what information do you have about life outside of this galaxy? I think Hans is going to tell us that he believes in aliens or that he's had an encounter. It exists, he says. He says it exists. Well, that's not going to be enough.
Starting point is 00:30:58 And we only have two more minutes left in the episode. So you have to like sort of prove or give credence to your theory give your info give useful information before we wrap for the day crickets crickets he says i believe oh forget it he's just being a he's just being a david dukovny and we're we're being jillian we're being jillian and it's it's i think j Jillian hard G or soft G this is women figure it out figure it out with the G's
Starting point is 00:31:28 I really don't trust hard G soft G culture I mean like and then all of a sudden you get Ghislaine and then we have to have this whole episode I don't trust it
Starting point is 00:31:36 so happy that that woman is locked up thank God thank God I'm really happy that we finally walked through her name well we still have to to our
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