Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - On The Fifth Day of Culture... July 2nd, 2020: Ghislaine Maxwell, You're Under Arrest! (RE-RELEASE)

Episode Date: December 22, 2021

This is a re-release of a CLASSIC Las Culturistas episode:Las Culturistas becomes a true crime podcast for one episode only as Matt and Bowen finally truly take down the notorious and stupid-yet-Briti...sh criminal who should rot in Hell named Ghislaine Maxwell on the 5th episode of the 12 Days of Culture series. Finally, a pair of podcasters do a close read on the name "Ghislaine". Every letter is scrutinized as the two girls who host as Cultch peel back the many layers that is this bad and ultimately evil first name. Along the way, Matt and Bow imagine what Vanna White's inner monologue must be like, and the two create a play as a result. Also, do aliens exist? If you're doing anything other than listening to this podcast episode today? "Can it, Missy." Alright, see ya tomorrow! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This fall on Bravo. It's time to turn up. Think you've seen it all? I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately. We're friends like that, who needs enemies? You ain't seen nothing yet. Cheers to being Germanic. With the Real Housewives of Potomac.
Starting point is 00:00:11 Oh my gosh, can I take this in? It's gonna be amazing. New York City. Everyone is a gossip. No one gets a happier life. Salt Lake City. We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion. And below deck sailing out.
Starting point is 00:00:21 You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset. Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. Let's have a real good time. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer.
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Starting point is 00:02:12 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Is that culture? Yes. Goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong. Las Culturistas. Ding dong.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Las Culturistas calling. Day five. I'm having a fun time. Having a little bit of a fun time. And this is the thing. So, you know what's one type of podcast that's really popular? What? True Crime.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Yes, girl. Yes, queen. I don't really listen to them. Me neither. Not a single one. What do you think makes them so popular? I think that people love trying to parse out in their head the whodunit of them all.
Starting point is 00:02:49 You know what I mean? And also, I think people like to be a fly on the wall to something that is grisly. I really think that with that, they don't want something nasty and bad and dark and violent to happen to them, but they're curious. They have a morbid curiosity, as they say. I don't care about the who and who
Starting point is 00:03:06 done it. You and I care about the why. I think you should call them why done it, because that's the juice, honey. That's what you want. Okay, great. This person killed that person. That doesn't tell
Starting point is 00:03:21 the whole story. I'm going to need some more context. The why. Why is what we want to know. And you as an actor, that's not that that doesn't tell the whole story i mean i need some more context yes the why why is what we want to know and you as an actor as a artist you're always thinking of the motivations you know what i mean like in so many of your creations i it's a fully realized you know exactly where they came from like every every time you do a sketch right you think of this sketch comedy is something that has to be very nuanced, very deep. It's never about, you know,
Starting point is 00:03:50 nothing doing it. It's never about anything except the motivation. Yeah. So this is really why I guess I bring this up is because I think today we're actually going to be a little bit of a true crime podcast. We're going to be a little bit of a true crime podcast. We're going to be a little bit of a true crime podcast, but only today. Only today.
Starting point is 00:04:08 And then everyone can go back to your other podcast that you enjoy, like, you know, my favorite murder or et cetera, serial, you know, these other kind of grisly, you know, they're so scary, these podcasts. We're going to only get a little bit spooky today as we talk about a very bad criminal who's now sent up the river as they say as they say this is day 5 and
Starting point is 00:04:33 on the 5th day of culture it was July 2nd 2020 Ghislaine Maxwell July 2nd, 2020. Ghislaine Maxwell, you're under arrest. This is the day that Ghislaine Maxwell was thrown in jail, arrested in New Hampshire.
Starting point is 00:04:57 They found her and they threw her in the bin where she belongs. Has there ever been anyone more loathsome than Ghislaine? I don't think there's ever been anyone more loathsome. And I couldn't believe when they finally found her and threw her in the damn bin. She is horrid. And you know what I don't like about Ghislaine? What? She ran away in her house.
Starting point is 00:05:21 She ran away. You know, when they knocked on her door and said, Ghislaine, come out. They said that she was spotted running away in the house. She ran away. You know when they knocked on her door and said, Ghislaine, come out. They said that she was spotted running away in the house. Guess what, stupid? You can't go anywhere in the house.
Starting point is 00:05:32 What are you going to do? Jump? No, no, no. Your house ain't that big. No. In fact, not for nothing, but get a bigger house.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Get a better house. Get a harder to find house. Be richer. Without all these millions. Shut up, Ghislaine. Want me to care? Want me to care about you? You should have been richer.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Stupid British. It's one of the stupidest British people ever. And guess what? Y'all are supposed to be smart? Honey. You're offsetting the average. You're an outlier, babe. Ghislaine, can we talk about this stupid name? Let's just go letter by letter, okay?lier, babe. Gee Lane. Can we talk about this stupid name?
Starting point is 00:06:06 Let's just go letter by letter. Okay? Yeah, G. Cool. Fun. Different. Oh, so far I'm into it. And then I even hear the hard G, like a G.
Starting point is 00:06:18 And I'm like, oh, interesting. What's this person's name? Then what comes next? Here's what it is. Twist. Hold on. You ready for it? h okay what is it going to be gentry don't tell me it's going to be gandhi honey because there's only one queen with that name there's only gandhi it's ga i think you're wrong i think it's g-h-a-n-d-i-n
Starting point is 00:06:41 can i say this we won't cut it out no matter what it's i'm and i just looked it up i can confirm that i am correct what g a n d h i wow okay spelling bee my ass off i would be out of the spelling bee down look i see i see your name and i see the letters g h i'm like wait a minute i forgot to buckle up because what where the fuck are we going yeah i just want to pause on this and say that hans just chimed into the chat and said to be fair he didn't spell it with the same letters so actually you're being very sort of american capitalist what what is what does that mean hans what do mean, Hans? Hans, come in the chat. Didn't spell it with the same letters? Come in.
Starting point is 00:07:27 What does that mean? Roman letters. No, this is not enough. Come back. Oh, no. Well, he's saying that, yeah, that Gandhi himself did not anglicize his own name. Romanize, you know, what have you. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Exactly. Which was my point. It was. It was. And you anglicized it. exactly which was my point it was it was and you anglicized it and you anglicize a lot I know GH
Starting point is 00:07:53 where does your mind go when you see a name that starts with GH can I be real I'm hoping it's something like Gelly no but even that's e-l-l unacceptable i think it's unacceptable but once someone says yeah and i'm like i'm like oh god i have no idea let me just get real specific for everybody's behind for everybody you tell me this woman
Starting point is 00:08:20 this is the name of a middle-aged british woman that's all i'm telling you she's white what do you think of these letters as i as i sequence them out for you and what do you think well by the time it gets to h i'm like i have i'm so thrown off and disoriented i don't trust her already i don't trust her already no okay so what's the next letter? I. Excuse me? Gila? I'm like, what? Gi? Gi?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Gi? I'm like, did you pronounce Georgia wrong? I'm like, did you pronounce Gina wrong, mama? Did you pronounce Georgette wrong? No. No. The person tells you it's Gi. And I'm like, well, let me just sit back in my chair,
Starting point is 00:09:05 kick up my damn feet and see how the rest of this plays out. Oh, let me strap myself in even further with the second buckle that's just popped over my face. I say, honey, this roller coaster has started and we're on it. And there's multiple buckles and fastenings. Talk about the next letter. You're not going to believe it. S.
Starting point is 00:09:27 It's so... Gis. Gis? Geese? I don't... Sister. Sister, I'm tired. I'm not Canadian, sweetie.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Bitch. I don't like the geese. Get the geese away from me. Tell them to go back up north. Get the geese off the TV. I'm not trying to see that. What, what,
Starting point is 00:09:47 where are you thinking? I'm thinking, I'm literally thinking, okay, I guess I bought a ticket to the damn circus. Might as well stay to the end when the elephants twirl. I'm thinking, I guess I elected for a procedure at the surgeon's office so that my head can go
Starting point is 00:10:06 spin around on the damn hinge off the hinge. And also I'm thinking, are they going to pull this off? You know what I mean? Like when I'm, when I'm G H I S far into this name, I'm like, okay,
Starting point is 00:10:22 is there going to be some twist where they pull off this woman's first name and I have to eat crow? You know what I mean? Will I have to eat crow tonight? Oh my god. And you hate crow. I hate eating crow. It's a very gamey
Starting point is 00:10:40 bird. And no one wants to eat crow. You know why it's gamey? Why? Iron, a lot of iron content. Well, there you go. There you go.
Starting point is 00:10:49 And I, as far as I'm concerned, I don't think I'll be eating crow, but then we get the next letter. But there's a possibility. What's the next letter? You, I think it's your turn.
Starting point is 00:10:59 The next letter is L. Excuse me? You're excused. That doesn't make no one bit of sense. So now what we've got is literally the word Gissel. Gissel. And you're telling me we're getting a name out of this? Gissel?
Starting point is 00:11:17 This woman's real and British? Real, British, and powerful? White woman? She's a powerful white woman of British descent. Cause none of these letters make any sense. I've only, I'm five letters and I only got one damn vowel. Get the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:11:34 And let me tell you something. I got zero patients. Thank you. And thank you. Hello. G H I S L. Geese. So how are they going to get out of this one? Hey, Pat, say Jack, And thank you. Hello. G-H-I-S-L, Giesel. How are they going to get out of this one, Bob?
Starting point is 00:11:47 Hey, Pat Sajak, this bitch is broke. She can't even buy any vowels for herself. And Mama Vanna White's turned to soup. Honey. Because she's looking at the board saying, there's no way. Vanna White's staring at the board saying, Giesel? She's saying, I've never seen anything like this on Wheel of Fortune. In my 45 years of tapping the screens on this show,
Starting point is 00:12:12 I've never seen nothing like this. She broke her silence. See, the thing about Vanna is she's actually very quiet. Very quiet, girl. Only at the end when Pat sort of asked her, like, what'd you do this weekend? Will she say anything at all? Right. But she, Vanna White, when she started to spell this name, When Pat sort of asked her, like, what'd you do this weekend? Will she say anything at all?
Starting point is 00:12:29 But she, Vanna White, when she started to spell this name, Ghislaine, on the Wheel of Fortune board, she had to stop and say, now, hold on a minute. Hold on. I've never seen anything like this. She broke her silence and said, Pat, I could get fired for this, but I have to say, this doesn't feel right at all. This doesn't sit right with me. And she would be right.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Because the next letter is in fact. Well, you know what? God, you remember two seconds ago when I was like, there aren't enough vowels? I could use another one. Now it's like, what? We'll be careful what you wish for. Because this is deeply unsettling.
Starting point is 00:13:05 A. A. So now it's gila. we'll be careful what you wish for because this, this, this is deeply unsettling. A. A. So now it's Gila. Now it's literally, you're like Gisla. Gisla. Ask me one letter ago. I've been like,
Starting point is 00:13:13 please, for the love of God, give me a vowel in this name. But now that I have that vowel, I'm like, Oh, I didn't want that vowel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Yeah. And so this is where you start to think. Gisla. But the thing is though, Bo, this is where you start to think. Gisla. Gisla. But the thing is though, Beau, this is where I'm at at this point in the name. This is where I'm like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Are they gonna, at this juncture, start using vowels and more consonants later to sort of make this work? Because now I'm looking at it like G-H-i-s-l and i'm i am thinking to myself and i think i'll like island and i'm like gil is gila is this it this might be something that that could be a name and that's this is the part of the name where I started to get really scared.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Because they might figure it out. They might figure it out. And they had not inspired much confidence before. So it's very, very upsetting to see a vowel come up and you go, oh my God, my greatest fears unfolding right before my eyes. Because that's when I realized, okay,
Starting point is 00:14:30 this person, these people might actually be really powerful. And it's, it's scary. Cause then when you hear the next letter, you realize that the tides are turning. What is that? It's I.
Starting point is 00:14:46 Gilei. They're going to do it. They're good. They're going to pull this off. It's like sick. It's like watching an election goes out. It's like, Oh my God, this is really happening.
Starting point is 00:14:59 The returns are coming in and you're like, my work, my hard work, canvassing, donating talking to my relatives talking to my friends it's it's it's not going to matter it's it wasn't enough so there's part of me that still has hope because right now the word does look like geese geese geese geese like geese lay and i'm like this can't no this is not a thing this is where they start to sort of put the lid on it yeah in a sick way they don't tighten they don't tighten it they don't screw it on just yet the lid is on no because you're like oh my God, it's making it at the factory. N. N.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Ghilan. Ghilan. Ghilan. Ghilan. Ghizlan. Ghizlan. And you're thinking. Ghizlan. Now I'm like, okay, it's kind of pretty.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Ghizlan. Not really. But I mean, pretty to some. But it's coming together in a way that you didn't expect at first. Tough. And Vanna is looking embarrassed. Oh, she's,
Starting point is 00:16:08 she's wishing she hadn't spoken up. And she, she's the writings on the wall. She's going to get, they're going to, producer's going to grab her by the arm. Once the cameras stop rolling and go, Vanna,
Starting point is 00:16:19 the producer's going to talk to you. And she says, she says, will you let go of my arm? Will you let go of my arm? Will you let go of my arm? You're hurting me. Stop it with your grip. You're hurting me.
Starting point is 00:16:31 And then the producer says, you can't. And she says, I've never been spoken to like this. I flipped the panels for years. Get off of me now. You know what? I will go speak to them and she gets sat down in the office and they tell her you were this close one more outburst like that you're gone you're gone you're gone missy and she says missy and they say i've never been talked to like that yeah i have never been spoken to like this i'm treated like this at my place of work
Starting point is 00:17:09 ever my 45 years work i have worked here for 45 years may say can it missy wait don't end the story yet because we need to end the story on the last letter. No. And so, this is when you realize we're working with true evil. Because the last letter is E. And that's when it's clear that the first name of this villainous, vituperative, venomous. Woman.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Woman. Is Ghislaine. Ghislaine. Ghislaine. Ghislaine. Ghislaine. Ghislaine. And then her last name is Maxwell.
Starting point is 00:18:03 And she hits you with that everyday last name. Ghislaine Maxwell. Maxwell. It's just- It's so deceptively familiar and warm. Yeah. And you trust it. It's reliable.
Starting point is 00:18:17 No, don't. And that's the psycho thing about some of these people is they come in here with their exotic first names and then a last name like Brown. You know who's really, really a criminal? Sudi Green. Sudi Green. I'm sorry to say Parvati Shiloh. Yeah. Criminal. Criminal. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:18:37 You can profile people based on their first names. Bowen Yang. Yes. Yes. Criminal. Criminal. Criminal. And so now we have Ghislaine Maxwell. And when Vanna returns to the studio. She's walking back. She sees that Ghislaine is spelled out on the board.
Starting point is 00:18:56 And she says, I'm sorry. I didn't know. And then her arms start to give out. She says, what's going on with my arm? She can't feel her toes. She can't feel her toes at all. And it's very cold. All of a sudden, it's very cold in the studio.
Starting point is 00:19:17 And she realizes, she's like, am I having an anxiety attack? Am I having a panic attack? And then one by one, the lights, the ceiling lights from the outside of the studio start to turn off. And then the ones next to those start to turn off. And then it's like, boom, boom, boom. And it's like all of a sudden, like, and everyone in the audience is starting to feel cold too. And everyone, they can see their breath. And all the contestants are like, what?
Starting point is 00:19:42 And, you know, it's just? It gets really cold in the studio and all of a sudden the doors open and in walks and all you hear is the high heels like clack, clack, clack clack, clack, clack clack, clack clack, clack, clack
Starting point is 00:20:01 clack, clack and pan up and everyone pans up. Because no one's looking at her face. No. No one's just looking at the shoes. And they pan up. And it's Vanessa Lachey.
Starting point is 00:20:13 And she says, I'm doing this now. Oh my God. And Vanessa Lachey. Vanessa Lachey walks over to Vanna White, who is on the floor. Just sobbing, sobbing, can't feel, does not have any muscle control at all.
Starting point is 00:20:32 As if she was being like attacked remotely. And she says, I'm sorry, I didn't believe that Ghislaine could be a name. And then Vanessa says, shut up. She says, shut up.
Starting point is 00:20:44 And then she walks over to the board to assume her new job and then she turns back and looks over her shoulder she goes actually on second thought can it missy curtains curtains down end of play end of play. End of play. It's a play. Twist, it was a play. Twist, it was a play all along. And this is the problem with everyone that listens to our podcast is for them, things have to be movies and shows. And guess
Starting point is 00:21:16 what? Sometimes things can be plays. It's actually rule of culture number 94. Sometimes things can be plays. I think I would love to see a play about
Starting point is 00:21:30 a game show host duo dynamic like Pat Sajak and Vanna White. Ooh, what should their dynamic be? It should be like on TV. I'm sure they get along great in real life, but the dynamic should be like a morning show or something but it's like larry sanders but a game show yes like larry sanders as well just like but then you know behind behind the scenes things get ugly what if what if
Starting point is 00:21:56 this is crazy it's wheel of fortune but um and so there's a host and a vanna white and the second they get backstage the vanna White is like, what are you doing, you fool? I told you. And all of a sudden, the girl who does the stupid thing of pressing the screens actually turns out to be one of the most powerful people in entertainment. Like Delane. Like.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Like Delane. Real talk. like the way real talk when i first heard about gillane maxwell i thought i don't know who that is and i i honestly went to go look her up and couldn't figure out how gillane worked i think that was that that was a lot of people And that's what makes her so fucking sneaky. Oh, yeah. You don't remember her name. It's like she could have... That's why we haven't said his name once until now. No, and we won't. We won't? Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:55 We call him you-know-who, like what we call Trump. Yes. That's why she was his... She could, like, sort of be sneaky in his right-hand person the whole time is because... No one can spell your name woman and they were like gila right and they were like yes that was yes gila very shifty i hope she gets what's coming to her oh she will prison she should be in prison for the rest of her life and we should also say, for real, she should. I don't think that's unclear.
Starting point is 00:23:30 No, it's not unclear. Our stance on the Ghislaine of it all. I think that... Everyone take a stance on Ghislaine today. Yeah, can everyone just finally take a stance on Ghislaine? Talk to your family members about Ghislaine so that they can take a stance on it too, because we can't be neutral on this. Otherwise, the oppressor wins. Talk to your family members about Ghislaine so that they can take a stance on it too, because we can't, you know, we can't,
Starting point is 00:23:45 we can't be neutral in this. Otherwise the oppressor wins. Is that one way to bring America together? Ghislaine? Absolutely. Yes. This fall on Bravo. It's time to turn up.
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Starting point is 00:24:12 It's going to be amazing. New York City. Everyone is a gossip. No one gets out of here alive. Salt Lake City. We don't wear costumes. We wear fashion. And below deck sailing out.
Starting point is 00:24:20 You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset. Watch all new seasons on Bravo or stream it on City TV+. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll. This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations. from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists.
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Starting point is 00:26:25 a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian Gonzalez.
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Starting point is 00:27:36 like. It's the Ghislaine Maxwells of the world who organized this. It's not these other bad actors. actors you know but you know the galene thing could go pretty far what do you mean what does that mean i think a lot of guys out there need to be really worried ronald mcdonald All the powerful guys. Walt Disney.
Starting point is 00:28:07 He should be quaking. Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny. We're coming for you. Charles M. Schultz. Pedophile. No, I take that back. Cut that out.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Cut that out. No, these can't come out. These episodes, nothing can come out. That's not true. That was a rule of culture. That was not a rule of culture. What are your closing thoughts on Ghislaine? I think that it was one of the 12 days of culture was the day that she was arrested
Starting point is 00:28:39 because I believe that she was one of the worst criminals of all time. I believe that she should be locked away with the likes of Yolanda Saldivar, another one of the worst criminals of all time. I believe that she should be locked away with the likes of Yolanda Saldivar, another one of the worst criminals of all time. Keith Raniere. Keith Raniere. I think he should be locked up for all time. I think all these people should get locked up.
Starting point is 00:28:56 And that's sort of like my role as the, one of the hosts of this true crime podcast episode of Las Culturistas is the one that's like, wants justice so bad. Justice in the form of imprisonment. Yeah. I love that. I feel like in every duo there's like one that really wants
Starting point is 00:29:14 justice. Like there's like a Mulder and a Scully, you know? I want to believe in the skeptic. Not sure how that relates to us now. I think you're saying you're the believer. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Do you believe in aliens? Yeah. Okay. Freak. Explain why. Well, there's... Is it Kepler's paradox? I don't know what it is. In order to ask me if I know, yes, right,
Starting point is 00:29:46 I have to understand what it is. Explain why you believe in aliens. Yes, there are these scientific paradoxes that are statistically, there has to be alien life forms. In this galaxy? I don't know about this galaxy, but the paradoxes are that there are definitely
Starting point is 00:30:06 aliens that are out there, but the paradox is that none of them will want to come to Earth. The ones that end up being so advanced that they do come to Earth will only want to destroy us. Right. So, you're saying that they are
Starting point is 00:30:22 out there, but they're not going to bother us because they don't want anything from us because they've already surpassed us. Yeah. Oh, it's the, I'm sorry. Okay. It's the Fermi paradox. That's what I was trying to think about.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Fermi paradox. Yes. There's more to it. I'm oversimplifying it, but yeah. Do you believe in aliens? I actually did hear from a friend today that there is this idea that we are not a developed enough society, if you can believe it or not,
Starting point is 00:30:51 to be of use to anyone in another galaxy that would have the opportunity to come talk to us. Oh, yeah, for sure. For sure. Anyway, I think this has been a really interesting. Oh, Doug says Hans knows. Wait,
Starting point is 00:31:08 Hans knows Hans. What information do you have about life outside of this galaxy? I think Hans is going to tell us that he believes in aliens or that he's had an encounter. It exists. He says, he says it exists. Well, that's not going to be enough.
Starting point is 00:31:22 And we only have two more minutes left in the episode. So you have to like sort of prove or only have two more minutes left in the episode, so you have to prove or give credence to your theory. Give useful information. Before we wrap for the day. Crickets. Crickets.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I believe. Oh, forget it. He's just being a David Duchovny. And we're being Jillian. I think Jillian. We're being Jillian. And it's, I think Jillian. Hard G or soft G. This is, women figure it out with the Gs. I really don't trust hard G, soft G culture.
Starting point is 00:31:55 I mean, like, and then all of a sudden you get Ghislaine and then we have to have this whole episode. I don't trust it. Anyway, so happy that that woman is locked up. Thank God. Thank God. I'm really happy that we finally walked through her name well we still have to
Starting point is 00:32:08 to our appreciation for the day of culture that was the day that Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested this past summer to everyone that put her away what we want to say is I want to thank you for giving me the best day.
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