Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - On The First Day of Culture... August 18th, 1953: The First McDonald's Opens Its Doors

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

Welcome to the Holidays, darling. Day 1 of our 12 episode series explores the fast food kingdom with those golden arches. Las Culturistas agree; "This was a day of cultural history, this gift." The gi...rls discuss why McDonald's is culturally significant, how it relates to their stupid lives, and play Marry, Fuck, Kill with figures within the McDonald's canon. Do YOU think they should give two hash browns instead of one with McDonald's breakfast? Do you have a go-to meal or do you shake it up each time, order-wise? If you don't listen to this episode? Precious one, you're without.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:31 Seasonal! You know, we love to give gifts to the readers. I forgot what they were called. We... I forgot what you guys were called. We call you the readers, not the Las Culturistas, but that's us. Sorry, that's us. We should just say some magnetically weird things are happening in the world.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Go off. Hot executive producer Anna's power just went out in her parents' house. She's joining us from her folks' home. Matt just got an order of some food that he did not enjoy. No! How dare you? Oh, my God. No, you're blackening my name in the village.
Starting point is 00:03:12 I'm not doing anything. Well, because I came on the Zoom with a concern that now that we've done an ad for the McRib, I was, okay, I'm just going to come out and say it because you have- You're going to want to cut this out. Just do it. No, I'm not no i'm not i'm not i because i asked the producers i said we did an ad for the mcrib for the mcdonald's mcrib and as a result of doing that you can't do it on air yes i can it's on air well are you okay i i have to say it now i think the mcrib is fine i i meanwhile it's not it's not what i would order
Starting point is 00:03:47 and you love it which is amazing it's not that i'm not going to go to mcdonald's ever again it's not a sort of criticism of mcdonald's i'm just saying that it's not going to be what i order when i go there each day not that i go each day ah hold on on pause real fast I do think we should cut this out and not talk about this because then it steps on the big reveal that the first day of culture is there being McDonald's or is the big reveal even funnier well now we've already revealed it
Starting point is 00:04:17 but you said cut this out I feel like we should just keep it I feel like it gives it away I also don't want to potentially compromise but Bowen I just want you to know that you are the one that brought us here because you said matt got some food that he didn't like and then i felt compelled to once i give once i'm given the assist i have to give the spike you're right okay all right but let's let's let's for let's just in case for safety let's just reset okay. Okay. Okay. From the top. No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, if you want to, I was going to pick up from Anna's.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Pick it up. Yeah. Anna is working in like a power outage situation. On explained phenomenon. On explained phenomenon. Han's hot exit, hot head of content. Hot. No.
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Starting point is 00:07:56 So do we. But this is required listening if you're a reader. Required. But if you don't read this, you're not doing the syllabus, okay? And it's actually a rule of culture. You must do the syllabus. Rule of culture. Number.
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Starting point is 00:08:24 Yes. Cultural history. I i'm sorry it's our culture which is different different um we're doing one day cultural history started at the renaissance 1492 that's right 1492 was the start of the resident residence so that's when culture started you understand you understand you understand it's 1492. The Renaissance was like 1492. That's like something one of my aunts would have said when I was little. Yeah, the Renaissance, 1492 on, onward from that point on. Oh my God. Can I start?
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Starting point is 00:10:17 doing matt so basically each of these days of culture culture history is of course 1492 onward each of these days gave birth to a gift that was a gift to us okay so these are each day 12 days of culture throughout time culture history these are the most 12 most important days of culture because they gave us these gifts and today we are giving you the gift of the first day of culture. On the first day of culture. It was. What was it? August 18th, 1953. The first McDonald's opens its doors.
Starting point is 00:11:02 So at this point, you may or may not know the the the matt ordered a mcrib i didn't order it oh she did not we are doing an ad for the mcrib which everyone should go out and try okay i tried it because we did the ad it's not what what I would order at McDonald's. Okay. I love it so much. That's great. I'm so happy you do. And I think everyone should go out and try the McRib. This is me pushing sales for McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:11:37 And try it yourself. And if you decide that the number two, or not the number two anymore, it was the number two RIP, but two cheeseburgers and a large friend, a a dr pepper is good for you then that's wonderful that's what i'm deciding but if you love the mcrib i celebrate yes okay but this is august 13th 1953 august 18th i'm sorry 1953 august 18th 1953 the day the first mcdonald's opened its doors this was a day of culture history this gift a day of gifts why was it
Starting point is 00:12:08 this was a day of cultural history um that's the statement that's the statement every every day no it's can't be talk about why mcdonald's is such a dream talk about why mcdonald's is such a culturally iconic gift picture this okay picture this you get out of school and it's the winter and it's like it's the kind of day where it's like by the time you get out of school, it's like dark out. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:49 You have a fuck ton of homework to do. Like a lot. Like that day, it was just like every teacher just leaned on you for some reason. No one was communicating. Like all the teachers gave too much homework. And you had after school, you had practice or rehearsal for whatever it is you were doing. So this was like a day. now you have to do this homework and also you know what tonight mom actually isn't cooking so where are you in your big jacket in a thick line getting ready to get that fast dinner that
Starting point is 00:13:20 satisfying fast dinner this scene i'm painting for you is tied directly to my and then getting that little warm bag after waiting for so long that little warm brown bag full of you know what stuff that tastes good it might not be real quote-unquote real meat and what does that mean anyway what does that mean anyway and the soda might be i guess i don't know people will say flat i don't really know what that means but you know what it was gonna go inside your gullet it's gonna eventually after a time hit that indigestion and you are going to be digested and leaning over your work diligently with the energy to finish your task and go to bed happy and wake up still snatched. That is why, Queen, McDonald's reigns supreme of the day of culture.
Starting point is 00:14:19 First day. Oh my god. The proclamation with which you delivered that i have never seen you so passionately deliver wow wait hold on i felt like omar omarosa manigault newman i's how i felt i'm crying that was omarosa level that was wow thank you folks that was a performance oh my god we might have to release we might have to release the crackin aka the video oh my god i want you to give me sort of like that was as vivid a McDonald's
Starting point is 00:15:08 experience and forget about when you get it for breakfast. Okay, when you get it for breakfast, that's a treat and a half. Forget it. Bacon bacon, egg and cheese on a muffin. No, on a biscuit. Forget it. It is a treat and a half. You know, I get two hash browns no matter
Starting point is 00:15:24 what. Because you know what? One hash browns no matter what because you know what one won't do one will never do one will never do and they should actually start giving two they should just give two okay i said okay challenge to them oh my god you know because you mcdonald's knows at this point i'm not giving it up easy okay i'll do the ad sure but once i turn around and you see the real real me the dr jackal i'm gonna say what i think about the mcgrib dr jackal dr jackal was the the the other good one the no no no dr jackal was the good one wait Mr. Hyde I'm sorry but can I say something Dr. Jekyll sounds like the evil guy
Starting point is 00:16:10 sorry to the writer that's just like you being culturally programmed to think that scientists are evil which is very anti-intellectual of you that must be what that is sorry I hate being anti-intellectual I know that must be what that is sorry sorry i hate being anti-intellectual
Starting point is 00:16:26 i know you do tell me what was your prompt to me uh well my prompt to you is i want you to specifically draw out for us what your life's sense memory with mcdonald's is um for me it was moving from very cold, frigid, dry climb of Montreal, Quebec, and then moving to the other cold, frigid, dry climb of Aurora, Colorado. And thinking, and yet still thinking, wow, this is a shock to me. A shock to me culturally even. And I thought nothing around me looks familiar. I don't recognize these streets, these people, these faces. Show me something familiar for a change, why don't you?
Starting point is 00:17:20 Lest I try and walk out this door of this country right now. I'll cross the damn border myself by foot as a nine-year-old. Yes. Go off. We're looking at houses with my parents who have done a lot of work talking to a broker. A real estate agent. Exhausting work. Exhausting work.
Starting point is 00:17:40 They don't want to make lunch. No. No, not today. So where do they go? We pull up to the McDonald's. They don't want to make lunch. No, not today. So where do they go? We pull up to the McDonald's on Arapahoe Road next to the Dickies Barbecue across from the Kia dealership. Of course. And we see those golden arches.
Starting point is 00:18:06 They're a gateway. They're a gateway in the literal sense, in the sort of color story of it all. Organic, warm, inviting colors, yellow and red, baby. And you go, honey, I'm home. Yes. Let's press on towards those arches, for we know the spoils that that trove holds prayers and what did i order filet of fish for the mom for my mom i should say oh that took me that took me out girl that took you away there's a special kind of person that orders filet-o-fish if you fuck if you fuck with the tartar sauce mcdonald's you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person congratulations
Starting point is 00:18:54 congratulations good one my dad would order just whatever chaotic thing he was in the mood for that day sometimes it'd be a salad shaker remember those sometimes? He would order a different thing. Like he was someone who was open to different things. Well, my dad's only like, my dad was only very McDonald's like 10 times his entire life. So of those 10 times, I don't really remember consistent order. Like a
Starting point is 00:19:17 thematic order. Yeah. Yang, my sister, would always get a Big Mac. That's, I I'll never understand. I used to be a Big Mac. Oh, that's, I'll never understand. I used to be a Big Mac person, and then at college, switched to the two cheeseburger. Oh. That's the way. You gotta.
Starting point is 00:19:32 That's the way. That's the way, and I'll also shock everyone in the house by saying, another option, the double cheeseburger. Sometimes, two of them. You did not just. Oh oh i just really went there i said that if you want a big mac volume and you find yourself gravitating more towards the two cheeseburger situation like me and my very close sister bowen then perhaps what you're saying really is you're ready to compromise America.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Hmm. Don't do that. Centrist. Centrist. When it comes to McDonald's, it might be time to sort of move into double cheeseburger territory.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Now, the chicken of it all. Talk to me about your McDonald's chicken. No, I want you to tell me. Because I feel like, you know, there's much. I'm a meat burger person. And I feel like you might be erring more towards some chicken sometimes. I always love some chicken. And look, when it comes to McDonald's chicken,
Starting point is 00:20:41 didn't we all love it before? And then Food Inc. comes out and everyone's like it's made of pink slime no guess what guess what happened what happened fucking nothing because we all love that pink slime and as long as you know that it's pink slime it don't change the fact yeah that we still love to eat it guess what bitch if you have a problem back then with the pink slime and now you find yourself sort of nibbling on nuggets you actually didn't learn anything from those films that were made about mcdonald's like what's the one with the guy who ate all the McDonald's food? Supersize me, honey.
Starting point is 00:21:29 You didn't learn anything from that. You didn't learn anything from Food, Inc. You didn't learn anything from anything Natalie Portman has literally ever said. Stop. Don't talk about Natalie. So get off your high horse forever, queen. Queen, here's the thing. If you did not learn anything from the movie food inc then you might as well not even watch a single documentary again yeah because your retention skills seem to be
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Starting point is 00:26:56 It was a moment in time when I would, the attraction and the draws, they say, would be McPlay Place. Wow. So you would maybe even want to go to one McDonald's over another, over their McPlay Place. Because one McPlay Place would have better architecture, you know? 100%. Now, I have a controversial question.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Go on. Mary Fuck Kill. Ronaldry, fuck, kill. Ronald McDonald. Oh gosh, it's already hard. Grimace. It's already hard to do what? Yeah, because I don't know whether I want to fuck him or marry him. Or kill him.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Because Ronald McDonald makes me crazy. He makes me sexually crazy. I do crazy things when I think about him. But keep going. But hold on. It's Ronald McDonald. Grimace. Fuck, this is so hard. This is tough for me. Grimace. Oh my God. He's so fucking hot. He's so hot. He's brutal.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Let me finish. Keep going. Keep going. Let me keep going. Finally. Finally. Okay. Hamburglar I'm on fire I'm on fucking fire in my chair it's crazy bitch oh my god I've never felt like this I can't believe I have to kill one of them when all I want to do is fucking tear every one of them apart with every part of me. I mean,
Starting point is 00:28:26 you're topping them. And it's so, so fucking hard to do this. I'm going to marry Ronald McDonald because he's got the money. And at the end of the day, that's what makes the world go around. Yeah. I'm going to fuck the Hamburglar because I know he's been in some sticky
Starting point is 00:28:41 situations. And mama, the scenario that I want us to play out can only be described as cops and robbers. It can only be described as, Mama, I'm in love with a criminal. That. I'll unfortunately have to kill Grimace because it's just negative energy. Which I do like sometimes in a vivid sexual way, but not tonight.
Starting point is 00:29:10 You like negative energy in a vivid sexual way? What does that mean? At times it has been, it has been at times. Okay. Well, thank you for, you've done it. You've answered my question. You've answered the prompt. Merry fuck kill, thank you. You've done it. You've answered my question. You've answered the prompt, Mary Fudd Kill. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:29 So as we move forward into today, what do you think of the way McDonald's stands in the world? The criticisms, the sort of attack, the attack by health groups on McDonald's. Health groups. Oh, my God. Well, my question is still standing, not answered. Yes. What do you think of McDonald's current standing in the world and the attacks by health groups
Starting point is 00:30:09 on McDonald's should they chill should they relax look look McDonald's is listening McDonald's has they've tried to solve these problems they've tried salads they've tried to solve these problems. They've tried salads.
Starting point is 00:30:26 They've tried apple slices. Are they healthy or not? Answer that question. They're healthy if you want to, if you want to get healthy out of it. That's, it's as simple as that. McDonald's is just giving you choices.
Starting point is 00:30:39 And at the end of the day, and this is very neoliberal maybe, but you got to choose, honey. And if you don't pull yourself, and if you don't pull yourself and if you don't pull yourself up by the bootstraps then if you don't do that then you deserve to be unhealthy
Starting point is 00:30:55 and poor you really do you really do you really do anyway so okay ready one more thing marry fuck kill Anyway, so, okay, ready? Yeah. One more thing.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Mary, fuck, kill. Oh, my God. The McFlurry. Regular strawberry shake. You order a small drink and put every soda in it you you press every soda and run the soft drink under including oh my god ice wow i killed that this is the thing i didn't i didn't even know people did that last one but oh honey you know my stupid gay little ass was combining every soda
Starting point is 00:31:50 and making creations and drinking that one think about how good it probably is and marry a fuck killer I think I marry the McFlurry because I don't think I've ever, I don't think they've ever let me down.
Starting point is 00:32:07 They've never disappointed, never, ever, ever deviated, strewn from the path. The steady beating Kokom of the three. Has a beating drum. So hard, I know. Fuck. has a beating drum so hard I know mmm fuck strawberry milkshake oh yes get the berry
Starting point is 00:32:33 why don't you get the berry why don't you and you know it's got a nice little hairdo I like how it just sort of swirls and it pinches off at the top you never run out of style It's got a nice little hairdo. I like how it just sort of swirls and it pinches off at the top. You never run out of style. Style. You never run out.
Starting point is 00:32:51 That song was written about the strawberry milkshake. And then. Taylor, that's it. And then. Obviously, I would have to kill. No. You shouldn't try it fuck you Bowen you're fucking rude
Starting point is 00:33:12 as shit you were gonna call me a name you were gonna call me a name it sounded like you were gonna call me a faggot no I was never gonna say faggot. No, I was never going to say faggot. I only saved that for my sister. My God, I've never seen you like this.
Starting point is 00:33:35 This is a reader. In my 12 plus years friendship with Matt Rodgers, I have not seen him like this. No, no. What do you have to say for yourself what i have to say is that i think that mcdonald's being a part of the culture was absolutely a really important day and the day that mcdonald's opened its doors was for sure the first day of culture so we have 11 more of these and wow i don't know we'll see where they go but mcdonald's august 18th 1953 the first mcdonald's
Starting point is 00:34:09 opens its doors yeah a huge moment with that boris many gifts yes thank you for the gifts of the select strips thank you for the gifts of the uh sausage egg and cheese on the mcmuffin thank you for the gifts of hash browns. Thank you for the gifts of just that small McCafe. Oh, thank you for the gifts of, honestly, you know, throughout the world, different delicacies. You know, you get your macaron in France or you get your taro pies in Asia.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I mean, McDonald's adapts so well to different locations. McDonald's in America is not like McDonald's in other countries. No. You know that. No, I do know that because I have distinctly been to Montreal and been in a McDonald's. The poutine. The McDonald's poutine. It's something else.
Starting point is 00:35:00 And you know they were selling some sort of chicken parmesan sandwich. Yes. I just said parmesan. And so it shall be so named. And so it shall be so named. And we just want to say thank you to McDonald's and the gifts and being the first day of culture by singing a thank you song. And this is also how we will end every episode.
Starting point is 00:35:24 And I want a thank you song and this is also how we will end every episode and I want to thank you for giving us the best day of our culture see you tomorrow
Starting point is 00:35:42 bye they can't see you tomorrow bye they can't see you wave oh wow i'm julian edelman i'm rob gronkowski and we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars.
Starting point is 00:36:19 We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find age-old question. What kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm NK, and this is Basket Case. What is wrong with me? A show about the ways that mental illness is shaped by not just biology.
Starting point is 00:36:44 Swaps of different meds, but by culture and society. By looking closely at the conditions that cause mental distress, I find out why so many of us are struggling to feel sane, what we can do about it, and why we should care. Listen to Basket Case every Tuesday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Joe Gatto. I'm Steve Byrne. We are Two Cool Moms. We certainly are. And guess where we could find us now?
Starting point is 00:37:12 Oh, I don't know. The iHeart Podcast Network? That's right. We're an official iHeart podcast, and I'm super excited about it. I am too. I thought Two Cool Moms was such a fun podcast, but now it's even more funner and cooler and heartier. That's right. It's more I heartier.
Starting point is 00:37:28 I knew it. Check your heart rate. We're here at I Heart. Yeah, you can find us wherever you listen to your podcast or on the I Heart Radio app. Oh, hey, it's Teresa back from the dead again. Just wanted to pop in and let you know that Haunting is back on October 22nd. Spooky season? I own spooky season. We're serving up some killer stories, literally,
Starting point is 00:37:51 and a few that might make you question whether you really locked the door before getting into bed. So cancel your lame Halloween plans. Haunted houses? Overdone. Candy corn? Honestly, who eats that? Your new tradition? Listening to me.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Listen to Haunting starting on October 22nd on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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