Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - On The First Day of Culture... August 18th, 1953: The First McDonald's Opens Its Doors
Episode Date: December 10, 2020Welcome to the Holidays, darling. Day 1 of our 12 episode series explores the fast food kingdom with those golden arches. Las Culturistas agree; "This was a day of cultural history, this gift." The gi...rls discuss why McDonald's is culturally significant, how it relates to their stupid lives, and play Marry, Fuck, Kill with figures within the McDonald's canon. Do YOU think they should give two hash browns instead of one with McDonald's breakfast? Do you have a go-to meal or do you shake it up each time, order-wise? If you don't listen to this episode? Precious one, you're without. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Matt just got an order of some food that he did not enjoy.
No!
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No, you're blackening my name in the village.
I'm not doing anything.
Well, because I came on the Zoom with a concern that now that we've done an ad for the McRib,
I was, okay, I'm just going to come out and say it because you have-
You're going to want to cut this out.
Just do it.
No, I'm not no i'm not i'm not i because i asked the producers i said we did an ad for the
mcrib for the mcdonald's mcrib and as a result of doing that you can't do it on air yes i can
it's on air well are you okay i i have to say it now i think the mcrib is fine i i meanwhile it's not it's not what i would order
and you love it which is amazing it's not that i'm not going to go to mcdonald's ever again it's not
a sort of criticism of mcdonald's i'm just saying that it's not going to be what i order when i go
there each day not that i go each day ah hold on on pause real fast I do think we should
cut this out and not talk about this because then it
steps on
the big reveal that the first day of culture is
there being McDonald's or is the big reveal even funnier
well now we've already revealed it
but you said cut this out
I feel like we should just keep it
I feel like it gives it away
I also don't want to potentially compromise but Bowen I just want you to know that you are the one that brought us here because you
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Yeah.
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that was a gift to us okay so these are each day 12 days of culture throughout time culture history
these are the most 12 most important days of culture because they gave us these gifts and today
we are giving you the gift of the first day of culture. On the first day of culture.
It was.
What was it?
August 18th, 1953.
The first McDonald's opens its doors.
So at this point, you may or may not know the the the matt ordered a mcrib i didn't order it
oh she did not we are doing an ad for the mcrib which everyone should go out and try okay i tried
it because we did the ad it's not what what I would order at McDonald's. Okay.
I love it so much.
That's great.
I'm so happy you do.
And I think everyone should go out and try the McRib.
This is me pushing sales for McDonald's.
And try it yourself.
And if you decide that the number two,
or not the number two anymore,
it was the number two RIP,
but two cheeseburgers and a large friend, a a dr pepper is good for you then that's wonderful
that's what i'm deciding but if you love the mcrib i celebrate yes okay but this is august 13th
1953 august 18th i'm sorry 1953 august 18th 1953 the day the first mcdonald's opened its doors
this was a day of culture history this gift a day of gifts why was it
this was a day of cultural history
um that's the statement that's the statement every every day no it's
can't be talk about why mcdonald's is such a dream
talk about why mcdonald's is such a culturally iconic gift picture this okay picture this
you get out of school and it's the winter and it's like it's the kind of day where it's like
by the time you get out of school, it's like dark out. Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have a fuck ton of homework to do.
Like a lot.
Like that day, it was just like every teacher just leaned on you for some reason.
No one was communicating.
Like all the teachers gave too much homework.
And you had after school, you had practice or rehearsal for whatever it is you were doing.
So this was like a day. now you have to do this homework and also you know what tonight mom actually isn't cooking
so where are you in your big jacket in a thick line getting ready to get that fast dinner that
satisfying fast dinner this scene i'm painting for you is tied directly to my and
then getting that little warm bag after waiting for so long that little warm brown bag full of
you know what stuff that tastes good it might not be real quote-unquote real meat and what does that
mean anyway what does that mean anyway and the soda
might be i guess i don't know people will say flat i don't really know what that means
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That is why, Queen, McDonald's reigns supreme of the day of culture.
First day.
Oh my god.
The proclamation with which you delivered that i have never seen you so passionately
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folks that was a performance oh my god we might have to release we might have to release the
crackin aka the video oh my god i want you to give me sort of like
that was as vivid a McDonald's
experience and forget about when you get it for
breakfast. Okay, when you get it for breakfast, that's
a treat and a half. Forget it. Bacon
bacon, egg and cheese on a
muffin. No, on a biscuit. Forget
it. It is a treat and a half.
You know, I get two
hash browns no matter
what. Because you know what? One hash browns no matter what because you know what one won't do one will
never do one will never do and they should actually start giving two they should just give
two okay i said okay challenge to them oh my god you know because you mcdonald's knows at this
point i'm not giving it up easy okay i'll do the ad sure but once i turn around and you see the real real me the dr jackal i'm gonna say what i think
about the mcgrib dr jackal dr jackal was the the the other good one the no no no dr jackal was the
good one wait Mr. Hyde
I'm sorry but can I say something
Dr. Jekyll sounds like the evil guy
sorry
to the writer
that's just like you being culturally programmed
to think that scientists are evil
which is very anti-intellectual
of you
that must be what that is
sorry I hate being anti-intellectual I know that must be what that is sorry sorry i hate being anti-intellectual
i know you do tell me what was your prompt to me uh well my prompt to you is i want you to
specifically draw out for us what your life's sense memory with mcdonald's is um for me it was moving from very cold, frigid, dry climb of Montreal, Quebec, and then moving
to the other cold, frigid, dry climb of Aurora, Colorado.
And thinking, and yet still thinking, wow, this is a shock to me.
A shock to me culturally even.
And I thought nothing around me looks familiar.
I don't recognize these streets, these people, these faces.
Show me something familiar for a change, why don't you?
Lest I try and walk out this door of this country right now.
I'll cross the damn border myself by foot as a nine-year-old.
Yes.
Go off.
We're looking at houses with my parents who have done a lot of work talking to a broker.
A real estate agent.
Exhausting work.
Exhausting work.
They don't want to make lunch.
No.
No, not today.
So where do they go? We pull up to the McDonald's. They don't want to make lunch. No, not today.
So where do they go?
We pull up to the McDonald's on Arapahoe Road next to the Dickies Barbecue across from the Kia dealership.
Of course.
And we see those golden arches.
They're a gateway.
They're a gateway in the literal sense, in the sort of color story of it all.
Organic, warm, inviting colors, yellow and red, baby.
And you go, honey, I'm home.
Yes.
Let's press on towards those arches, for we know the spoils that that trove holds prayers and what did i order filet of fish for the mom for my mom i should say oh that took me
that took me out girl that took you away there's a special kind of person that orders filet-o-fish if you fuck if you fuck with the tartar sauce
mcdonald's you're a good person you're a good person you're a good person congratulations
congratulations good one my dad would order just whatever chaotic thing he was in the mood for that
day sometimes it'd be a salad shaker remember those sometimes? He would order a different thing. Like he was someone
who was open to different things.
Well, my dad's only like, my dad was only very
McDonald's like 10 times his
entire life. So of
those 10 times, I don't really remember
consistent order. Like a
thematic order. Yeah.
Yang, my sister, would always get
a Big Mac. That's, I
I'll never understand. I used to be a Big Mac. Oh, that's, I'll never understand.
I used to be a Big Mac person, and then at college, switched to the two cheeseburger.
Oh.
That's the way.
You gotta.
That's the way.
That's the way, and I'll also shock everyone in the house by saying, another option, the double cheeseburger.
Sometimes, two of them.
You did not just. Oh oh i just really went there i said that if
you want a big mac volume and you find yourself gravitating more towards the two cheeseburger
situation like me and my very close sister bowen then perhaps what you're saying really
is you're ready to compromise
America.
Hmm.
Don't do that.
Centrist.
Centrist.
When it comes to McDonald's,
it might be time
to sort of move into
double cheeseburger territory.
Now, the chicken of it all.
Talk to me about your McDonald's chicken.
No, I want you to tell me.
Because I feel like, you know, there's much.
I'm a meat burger person.
And I feel like you might be erring more towards some chicken sometimes.
I always love some chicken.
And look, when it comes to McDonald's chicken,
didn't we all love it before?
And then Food Inc. comes out and everyone's like it's made
of pink slime no guess what guess what happened what happened fucking nothing because we all love
that pink slime and as long as you know that it's pink slime it don't change the fact yeah that we
still love to eat it guess what bitch if you have a problem back then with the pink slime and now you find
yourself sort of nibbling on nuggets you actually didn't learn anything from those films that were
made about mcdonald's like what's the one with the guy who ate all the McDonald's food?
Supersize me, honey.
You didn't learn anything from that.
You didn't learn anything from Food, Inc.
You didn't learn anything from anything Natalie Portman has literally ever said.
Stop.
Don't talk about Natalie. So get off your high horse forever, queen.
Queen, here's the thing.
If you did not learn anything from the movie food inc then you might
as well not even watch a single documentary again yeah because your retention skills seem to be
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gonna he's gonna not know what to say he's just to stand there like a puddle and be a puddle.
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readers okay yeah what do you feel about the access to and usage of mcdonald's play sets
throughout childhood do you think they were something that spread disease
like absolute wildfire?
Or do you think that this was a moment in time
that you miss and you use the play sets?
It was a moment in time when I would,
the attraction and the draws, they say,
would be McPlay Place.
Wow.
So you would maybe even want to go to one McDonald's over another, over their McPlay Place.
Because one McPlay Place would have better architecture, you know?
100%.
Now, I have a controversial question.
Go on.
Mary Fuck Kill. Ronaldry, fuck, kill.
Ronald McDonald.
Oh gosh, it's already hard.
Grimace.
It's already hard to do what?
Yeah, because I don't know whether I want to fuck him or marry him.
Or kill him.
Because Ronald McDonald makes me crazy.
He makes me sexually crazy.
I do crazy things when I think about him.
But keep going.
But hold on.
It's Ronald McDonald. Grimace.
Fuck, this is so hard. This is tough for me. Grimace. Oh my God. He's so fucking hot.
He's so hot. He's brutal.
Let me finish.
Keep going. Keep going.
Let me keep going. Finally. Finally.
Okay.
Hamburglar
I'm on fire I'm on fucking fire in my chair it's crazy bitch oh my god I've never felt like this
I can't believe I have to kill one of them when all I want to do is fucking tear every one of them apart with every part of me.
I mean,
you're topping them.
And it's so,
so fucking hard to do this.
I'm going to marry Ronald McDonald because he's got the money.
And at the end of the day,
that's what makes the world go around.
Yeah.
I'm going to fuck the Hamburglar because I know he's been in some sticky
situations.
And mama,
the scenario that I want us to play out can only be described as cops and robbers.
It can only be described as, Mama, I'm in love with a criminal.
That.
I'll unfortunately have to kill Grimace because it's just negative energy.
Which I do like sometimes in a vivid
sexual way, but not tonight.
You like negative energy in a vivid sexual way?
What does that mean?
At times it has been, it has been at times.
Okay.
Well, thank you for, you've done it.
You've answered my question. You've answered the prompt. Merry fuck kill, thank you. You've done it. You've answered my question.
You've answered the prompt, Mary Fudd Kill.
Thank you.
So as we move forward into today,
what do you think of the way McDonald's stands in the world?
The criticisms, the sort of attack,
the attack by health groups on McDonald's.
Health groups.
Oh, my God.
Well, my question is still standing, not answered.
Yes. What do you think of McDonald's current standing in the world and the attacks by health groups
on McDonald's
should they chill should they relax
look
look McDonald's
is listening
McDonald's has
they've tried to solve
these problems they've tried salads they've tried to solve these problems. They've tried salads.
They've tried apple slices.
Are they healthy or not?
Answer that question.
They're healthy if you want to,
if you want to get healthy out of it.
That's,
it's as simple as that.
McDonald's is just giving you choices.
And at the end of the day,
and this is very neoliberal maybe,
but you got to choose,
honey.
And if you don't pull yourself, and if you don't pull yourself and if you don't pull yourself up
by the bootstraps
then if you don't do that
then you deserve to be unhealthy
and poor
you really do
you really do
you really do
anyway
so okay ready
one more thing marry fuck kill Anyway, so, okay, ready? Yeah.
One more thing.
Mary, fuck, kill.
Oh, my God.
The McFlurry.
Regular strawberry shake.
You order a small drink and put every soda in it you you press every soda and run the soft drink under including oh my god ice wow i killed that this is the thing i didn't i didn't even know
people did that last one but oh honey you know
my stupid gay little ass
was combining every soda
and making creations and drinking
that one
think about how good it probably is
and marry a fuck killer
I think I marry
the McFlurry because
I don't think I've ever,
I don't think they've ever let me down.
They've never disappointed, never, ever, ever deviated,
strewn from the path.
The steady beating Kokom of the three.
Has a beating drum.
So hard, I know.
Fuck. has a beating drum so hard I know mmm fuck strawberry milkshake
oh yes
get the berry
why don't you
get the berry why don't you
and you know it's got a nice little
hairdo I like how it just sort of swirls
and it pinches off at the top
you never run out of style It's got a nice little hairdo. I like how it just sort of swirls and it pinches off at the top.
You never run out of style. Style.
You never run out.
That song was written about the strawberry milkshake.
And then.
Taylor, that's it.
And then.
Obviously, I would have to kill.
No. You shouldn't try it
fuck you Bowen
you're fucking rude
as shit
you were gonna call me a name
you were gonna call me a name
it sounded like
you were gonna call me a faggot
no I was never gonna say faggot. No, I was never going to say faggot.
I only saved that for my sister.
My God, I've never seen you like this.
This is a reader.
In my 12 plus years friendship with Matt Rodgers,
I have not seen him like this.
No, no.
What do you have to say for yourself what i have to say is that i
think that mcdonald's being a part of the culture was absolutely a really important day and the day
that mcdonald's opened its doors was for sure the first day of culture so we have 11 more of these
and wow i don't know we'll see where they go but mcdonald's august 18th 1953 the first mcdonald's
opens its doors yeah a huge moment with that boris many gifts yes thank you for the gifts of
the select strips thank you for the gifts of the uh sausage egg and cheese on the mcmuffin
thank you for the gifts of hash browns.
Thank you for the gifts of just that small McCafe.
Oh, thank you for the gifts of, honestly,
you know, throughout the world, different delicacies.
You know, you get your macaron in France
or you get your taro pies in Asia.
I mean, McDonald's adapts so well to different locations.
McDonald's in America is not like McDonald's in other countries.
No.
You know that.
No, I do know that because I have distinctly been to Montreal and been in a McDonald's.
The poutine.
The McDonald's poutine.
It's something else.
And you know they were selling some sort of chicken parmesan sandwich.
Yes.
I just said parmesan.
And so it shall be so named.
And so it shall be so named.
And we just want to say thank you to McDonald's and the gifts
and being the first day of culture by singing a thank you song.
And this is also how we will end every episode.
And I want a thank you song and this is also how we will end every episode
and I
want to thank you
for giving us the best
day
of our
culture
see you tomorrow
bye
they can't see you tomorrow bye they can't see you wave
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Spooky season?
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