Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - On The Ninth Day of Culture... October 29th, 1993: The First "Got Milk?" Ad Drops
Episode Date: December 22, 2020Everyone has bone; a skeleton. And while this may not bring everyone together in the current political and social climate, it does group us all as targets for the milk industry. Today on Las Culturis...tas, Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang discuss 90's Milk culture, Calcium culture, and the "Got Milk?" phenomenon that saw every A-list actor of the time posing with a little milk stain on their lips, as if to say, "I've just consumed milk and would like more." A revolutionary marketing campaign for the culture, our hosts grapple with how they consumed milk as a result of these ads, and discuss how they affected them and their milk-consuming habits, even today. Matt makes a shocking revelation about the contents of his college mini-fridge, and Bowen wonders if the "Got Milk?" phenomenon was successful in its endeavor to "cure osteoporosis" aka the coronavirus of its day. All this, and a detour into Nintendo culture that can only be described as "completely off theme for the episode". Got Milk? No. But we DO got this episode, bitch. Drink it up. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey,
it's me.
This is my real voice.
You know what I've noticed is my, your, hey, it's me. This is my real voice. You know what I've noticed?
What?
Your tone of voice has
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Listen, before we get into today's topic, I did write down something and circle it.
What did you say?
Which I think probably means I wanted to share it with my sister.
I came up with, while I was making myself today's cocktail, which is just, you know,
a Hendrickson tonic with a splash of crayon.
Cute.
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Today is a special day.
We have a big day.
Big day.
This is day nine of our 12 days of culture.
And my sister, Matt Rogers, picked this one out.
I think it's a good one.
I think it's a good one.
Once I remembered this as a cultural phenomenon, I knew it was on the list.
And by the list, I mean it was one of the 12.
Careful.
There is crossover.
No, just kidding.
Potentially?
This day, let's discuss it.
On the ninth day of culture.
Are we keeping that?
On the ninth day of culture it was
october 29th 1993 the first got milk ad drops it does the body good milk culture good. Milk culture was 90s culture. Yes. Milk ruled in the 90s. And if you were lactose intolerant,
or if you did not drink dairy, if you were a vegan, if you had any restriction that
precluded you from drinking milk, I'm sorry, but that was the culture you had to live in.
You were not seen. You were not seen. You were not recognized by big culture because big culture at the time was Got Milk.
And every A-list girl was up in a Got Milk ad.
And I'm telling you, when you actually look at the list of people who did Got Milk ads,
Beyonce and Tina Knowles, Serena Williams and Venus Williams.
We've got Frankie Munez and Shaquille O'Neal.
Oh, Ms. JTT was giving you a got milk ad. The Clooney, everyone across every demographic.
Bobby Flay. I'm just looking at some of these people and I am blown away.
Long pause.by flay yes this is this was a time in
life when parents were telling their children because they were being told by i guess they
thought doctors but really maybe it was just an advertising company that you needed to drink two
full glasses of milk per day in order to maintain healthy bones because the disease that was very real
and on everyone's lips in the 90s was, say it with me, the big O, osteoporosis.
People thought this was something that was a real-
Snuck up on you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, but pandemic.
Oh.
Which I don't like to say.
You went there, girl.
You really went there.
But look, I mean, did they succeed?
Do you think they succeeded in eliminating the scourge that is osteoporosis?
I think it still exists today, unfortunately.
But I mean, I don't doubt that the Got Milk campaign was huge and was culture-defining.
I'm just thinking, were they successful in their mission
of their supposed mission of getting rid of osteoporosis? Or did they just want to get,
you know, Bon Jovi next to Alicia Silverstone in a magazine spread?
Is that something that happened?
No, I'm just making.
Well, and that's okay. So once you said that, once you conjured up that image, I was like, if that picture exists,
I must see it.
I love the idea of Bon Jovi and Alicia Silverstone on like a ranch.
Yes.
With their got milk stashes.
But anyway,
I'm no David LaChapelle.
It's just an instinct.
If some photographer out there wants to make it happen,
I can only sit back and watch.
But yes,
this,
I believe made people calcium watch. But yes, this, I believe,
made people calcium aware.
And osteoporosis is not going to be something we cure.
And this is important for people to know. It's a thing that can happen to anyone's bones.
Anyone's bones.
Anyone out there.
This is incurable.
So no advertising campaign could cure it.
But I do believe it was positive for the calcium culture, which was big culture.
I think that girls were drinking milk.
I was drinking milk.
I am the type of girl to go to the kitchen and pour myself a huge glass of 2%.
To this day, mama, if it's in the house, I like milk.
I think because of milk culture, which was the got milk ads. Were you a milk drinker?
I loved milk. I don't know when the drop off was for me when I kind of cut it out.
Might've been a few years ago when I tried Whole30 tried whole 30 but no it wasn't even like i had milk all the time in college like in college like i would go grocery shopping and i
would buy i would the big spend was on orange juice that was the big indulgence huge huge
college drink i was about to say yeah who drinks milk in college and And then I remember, did you ever come to my dorm room when I had that little fridge and I had
it chock full of you?
Who's no.
Oh my God.
It's a dark age,
a dark history.
Maybe that's before we were like close friends.
It was like freshman year.
I had a little mini fridge and it was chock.
I'm telling you,
there was 34 boxes of you who in there.
34.
It was crazy. Bowen Yang. It was crazy bowen yang it was crazy bowen yang talk
about this what is the appeal of yoohoos to you i'm genuinely curious i i enjoy yoohoos i enjoy
yoohoos but for you to have them you not only stocked but you had them stock piled which is a different concept baby it was clearly i'm a i'm a child inside energy it was
clearly let me keep a little bit of home i mean but to imagine an 18 year old college boy with
that much do you i just want to go back and shake that girl and be like you can't be letting people
see you have a mini fridge full of yoohoo this is not a good
look but at the time you couldn't have told me i mean everyone that came in and out very social
place the dorms very social place but that is all thanks to the got milk campaign and this is what
i'm saying is the got milk campaign and milk culture as a result had
its tentacles in kids, impressionable kids.
Let's say something right now.
Milk culture is different from calcium culture.
Here's why.
Milk culture before Got Milk was, well, calcium culture is a part of milk culture, but milk
culture before Got Milk was, you had a little crate outside of your door.
It's the 60s.
You live in the suburbs.
You're living in an economic boom.
You're enjoying American success after the big war.
The American image of milk. The milk man would come up to you. He would be dressed like a gorgeous, gorgeous person.
King.
It's king.
A gorgeous king.
He'd be dressed like a milk king.
King.
In a hat.
An apron, maybe.
Oh, mama.
And you know a popular narrative around the milk man.
What is?
She been screwing the.
She been screwing the milkman what is she been screwing the she's screwing the milkman this is someone who was so impeccably dressed and showed up on time every day dependable king
yes that he would take your wife fucker he would fuck her and she would love every minute of it
and then she would run your knife if you were to ever confront her about screwing the milkman,
she would fucking kill you.
Tell him how he would run into your knife.
10 times,
10 times.
Now the,
okay.
So that's my point.
No culture is someone drops it off.
And these perfectly sized carafes bottles whatever
a little i mean they couldn't be more just attractively shaped these bottles yes
make me fly calcium culture is got milk hayden panettiere holding an exploding carton of milk in a red gown.
Hello.
Hello.
Iconography down.
Shall we look through some Got Milk ads
and just sort of explain to the readers what's happening?
Yes.
And I just want to say, while you're looking some up,
what's remarkable about Got Milk ads are
they were the sort of fresh air with Terry Gross interviews of the time.
Every celebrity wanted one secretly or not secretly.
They were like,
I want to get to a place in my career so that I can one day be approached to
do a got milk ad.
I mean,
I can already tell you there's one here and this is not a celebrity who just
gives himself over to these types of campaigns.
Harrison Ford is in this got milk ad looking like the king daddy. Just like, Tell me. belt. He's got his hands in his pockets. The watch is expensive. He's got a Caesar, like a faded,
like blonde into gray Caesar happening. And he's got a milk mustache.
I'm seeing it.
Below it, it says below him the following words. It says,
action, nine out of 10 Americans aren't getting essential nutrients we need. That's a serious gap.
But just one more serving of nutrient-rich milk a day
for you and your family can help fill it.
So here's the direction.
Pour one more.
Got milk?
And honestly, I'm sucking that milk
after I see and read that one.
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Because it made me remember how much I fucking love milk.
Okay.
What do you have to say to people who can't drink it for whatever reason?
Ooh, I'm a big proponent of almond milk now.
Hmm.
All the different types of new milk they're coming up with, the nut milks.
I love it i don't mean to i don't mean to keep putting impediments in front of you oh my questionably bad for the environment
some of these seriously explain how there's just a lot of water involved it's way it's there's just
a lot of environmental strain it puts on the world well I've got to ask you a question.
I have to ask you a question then.
As the person that's going to provide this fodder.
Please. How do you take your coffee?
Black. Black. Honey.
Every single time? I have not
had any kind of dairy
or dairy alternative in my coffee
since 2017.
And you better believe that one.
You're telling me. any person who served me coffee in the last four years i'm really racking my brain and i actually can't remember the last time you
had something in your coffee have you seen me you've seen me many a time i know for a fact
clutching a vegetal plastic cup full of iced coffee and what color was that it was it was black
don't ever question i'm sorry my moral stance on any issue i will always be right i'm just kidding
i just want to say there's never we can really point to this as a stark difference between us because you know me i am a light and sweet goddess i need it to be very light
and very sweet to the point where i'm really just drinking milky sugar so do you like dunkin
donuts for that reason i live for dunkin donuts but i will say they overdo it. I mean, we all know. We've all ordered an iced coffee at Dunkin' Donuts
and had that just sort of life or death moment
where you drink in just a huge amount of sugar
and you say, okay, I can find out this happens
and continue on.
Yes.
Shall I choose the smoothest course
and just go right into diabetic hell
or just go out into diabetic hell?
Or just, you know, go out there in the world of coffee shops and continue to find your place?
Because Dunkin' Donuts is not it.
The smoothest course is the study beating Trump-Coke. Well, I sort of did something interesting with it.
I said the smoothest course was to sort of give in to this corporation of Dunkin' Donuts.
Oh.
Because of the vast casualness of it all.
Whereas for some reason, for me,
the rocky, more adventurous path is to forge on
and experience more and more coffee locales.
That's beautiful.
That's beautiful.
But yes, that is a big Bo and Yang
and Matt Rogers difference.
Let's see who else is standing out to you in these ads.
I mean, I see a really hot one of Matthew Fox,
but we don't really recognize her anymore.
Kermit the Frog.
I mean, can we just talk for a second about Kermit culture?
I mean, if Kermit was doing it, America was doing it.
And that's a rule of culture.
That's rule of culture number 40.
If Kermit was doing it, America was doing it.
Ugh, her.
I have no words.
I truly feel like you've, I don't mean to wind down the conversation.
I think we still have a lot to talk about.
But I think that you've picked such truly an iconic cultural day.
Everyone got involved in this movement.
Everyone was, it was a movement thank you because girl it's
about the people and what does what do every people have what do every people have a skeleton
yeah skeleton what do every people have bone bone comma a skeleton a skeleton what do every people have? Every people have bone. Bone. A skeleton. A skeleton.
And this is important to remember as we look at Jonathan Lipnicki.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
It's important to remember.
Reader.
When we look at Noah Wiley, these 90s only icons.
Reader, I want you to, this is the thing you all have to do today.
If you want to be on this journey with us
i know we don't i know we don't sort of you know call on you to do too much in terms of actions
because we just want this to be a peaceful listening experience for you but what you have
to do we what you have to do today is google jonathan lipnicki got milk and say the words,
what do every people have?
Bone, a skeleton.
Shout it out loud.
We need for you to say it out loud.
And if you don't, then precious one, you're without.
You're without.
And that's, see, that's sort of our Taylor folklore narrative.
That's how we keep stringing together.
Because by the end, one thing we wanted to reveal on this episode was by the end,
you're going to find out out of the 12 episodes, like what the underlying narrative was.
Yeah.
And what the name of Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's children are.
Yeah.
And they're in here.
And they're in here.
Sarah Ramirez.
I'm looking at Sarah Ramirez right now.
I mean, I've seen one of Billy Ray Cyrus in 1995, back when it wasn't like joke version of Billy Ray Cyrus.
Sorry to him.
Mario is here doing one.
Like, I mean, they got the animated girls.
Oh, you know the very same.
By the way, stop everything.
Speaking of Mario, in Universal Studios in Japan.
Japan, I heard.
There is footage, girl,
of the inside of the Mario Kart ride,
which is done,
and the whole Super Nintendo world
in Universal Studios in Japan is done.
It's opening this summer, I hear.
It's opening this summer.
They're going to be able to go.
Oh, my word.
The fact that there's going to be a ride version of mario kart is just it is every
what i mean maybe we'll have to return to mario on another dfc another dfc we might have to return
to mario but before we i just just to sort of put the crumb out for the reader and i want to ask you
this go on we are not the kind of people to get dressed up for a theme park that is not to alienate our
our listeners who do do that we're not costume girls it's fine but we're just we're not like
we're not gay days girls where everyone wears a matching shirt we're not that we're not paraphernalia
queens but i think in order to something has to it would be imagine the impact of going on that ride. Dressed.
As Mario and Luigi.
No.
Oh, queen.
Peach, honey.
In a pink gown, blonde wig, crown, turquoise, giant turquoise jewel on your chest.
Yes.
White gloves.
You know what I want for you?
What?
And this is something I would only give to my sister
you should be princess peach and i'll be daisy no queen you're the peach i'm the daisy i don't
know girl i think that you are truly peach and i'm more daisy i am you know you're Peach. It's okay. I see it on your face right now.
I know. I see you sort of...
I want this because it's right, but I will throw this out.
This is another concept.
Twin Rosalinas.
No. If I'm Peach, then you are Rosalina.
That might be true.
You are Rosalina. You have your... Oh, no. You know Dave are Rosalina. That might be true. You are Rosalina.
You have your...
Oh, no.
You know, Dave is Rosalina.
I think...
Well, first of all, you have to play Super Mario Galaxy to really understand this girl's story.
Oh, my God.
Rosalina has...
Rosalina gets, like, a narrative?
She runs the spaceship that saves Mario.
Okay.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
First of all, Super Mario Galaxy, one of the greatest platformers of all time arguably one of the greatest video games
of all time oh my god largely widely considered the sort of that superlative mario is on his way
to go see princess peach of course bowser swoops in blows up the castle takes peach i hate him oh
i hate don't you hate that that one i hate
that one always ruining the night always ruining the night but here's the here's the twist
mario's about to jump into bowser's you know boat flying situation yeah but then he goes
guess what i brought a giant spaceship comes lifts the castle off of the off of the
ground and they go off into space mario gets dragged up but then he gets thrown out into
into full emptiness but who should save him but rosalina who runs a giant space flight complex oh and you don't really you're like what's her deal
but she has all of these little star creatures so adorable called lumas oh my god i lumas i'm
obsessed adorable and then there's all these different facilities on the spacecraft so cute google luma right now l-u-m-a mario
oh my god this is such a moment those are the most adorable things i need all of them in every
color as pillows in my home that i live rosalina is the queen of the lumas but she is not a luma herself she is she is a true beauty true girl so she is running the
ship that has all the lumas and the ship has so many different facilities it has a queen it has
a kitchen it has a a shop it has all these different things but there's a mysterious library
in the corner and you go what's there there's always more to the story always more to the story you as mario you go into that library of course and you see
all the loo a lot of lumas gathered around rosalina and she's opening up a storybook
she's about to read to the lumas and what she reads to the lumas is a beautifully illustrated
children's tale about a girl who is lost alone in space,
crying, wondering where all her friends and loved ones and family went.
Oh my God.
But all the Lumas, she meets Lumas and they all, but it's truly the most, I'm not even kidding.
So she read to the Lumas the story of their own experience.
She read to the Lumas the story of a little girl and you find out the little girl is her at the very end absolutely you find that out yeah but it's actually so beautifully
done and i have said on record that that storybook in super mario galaxy is better and more iconic
space children's stories a more iconic space children's story than The Little Prince. Than The Little Prince.
You have to get into Rosalina Reader.
And Matt, you are Rosalina.
I give you that title.
You are Rosalina.
You are the mother.
You create the ground for other people.
That's you.
Mama, that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
And people have said many nice things.
They have said such nice things to me. Ever since I was born.
And this was.
This ranks as number one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I just want to close out.
By asking a question.
Not about milk.
Which was the topic of the episode.
But rather about Rosalina.
Do you think.
That.
Peach.
Is absolutely shook. that this girl, who's not for nothing,
queen of the spacecraft, comes in?
She's queen of a people, the Lumas.
I'm sorry.
She sweeps along and she saves Mario's life?
Oh, okay. she sweeps along and she saves mario's life oh okay you're gonna tell me that princess peach
is not s-h-o-o-k shook in her damn dress of pink at this development this woman the hottest woman in the fucking universe comes along and scoops your man
you're not shook literally what does princess peach feel like because she should feel like
a nervous wreck 100 100 and guess what it's kind of like what I
the only thing I can compare it to is
if you go to this is not quite the same
but it's the closest thing
you go to couples
therapy and your therapist
seduces your damn
man bye
and your therapist is by the way a model
good luck
good luck with the rest of your life good
luck booking that life you speak of queen oh you're taking me out with this callback to rihanna
v sierra here's um ultimately what bitch no please close that you go up to the air you go up to the
air like you had a proclamation i i was i was kind of gesturing to you i was giving you the floor okay you you were about to slip into a beautiful
sign off fascinating as as wendy said on the potomac reunion what we want to say to milk
while bowen and i have different opinions on how frequently you should be consumed in what
sort of um states be it in coffee by yourself sort of in cereal whatever
i'm sure that's a whole rabbit hole i have to say i love i love milk i just don't put in my coffee
that's and then that that's it that's all it is well like we said so some people are being a little
bit cagier with how they feel about you but other people on the podcast uh namely me are sort of sucking sucking at um you're talking
to you that is milk who who's you the milk or the reader who is listening i was talking about my my
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