Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Quiet, Stoned and Ashamed" (w/ Blair Socci)

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

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Look, man. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas.

Ding dong! Las Coulteristas calling. It's going to be a rollicking day. I think it's going to be rockin' in the row. and took an investment over the horizon, what can it be? What the hell is that? It's a schoolhouse rock song. Wow.

It's a schoolhouse rock song about Plymouth Rock. Okay. Because they had the history unit. Yeah, of course. Do you remember everything you need to know about this rock because of the song? No. I don't think there's much to know about it. Why are we worshipping at the feet of a rock?

Babe, can I tell you something? Everything from this country that we're worshipping, it's a big old stop. and don't think that I'm talking about all kinds of national treasures and I'm going to bring one up today that was our guest eight and a half years ago Kate walked her ass into her unpermed ass

at the time. Today she's got a perm. She's got a perm and it looks good to me and she's not happy. She's not happy. She has nothing to be unhappy about. Look at her. She waltzes in. This is her grand return to New York City Big time. After several years of being sort of excommunicated from this town.

She was kicked out. She was waiting for a socialist mayor before she came back. Well, I got news for you. I got news for you. But no, look at her. She's bridging the gap between New York and Cali.

She's got her surfer hat on. She wants to qualify her red hat. Which we're not concerned about. It's corduroy. If it's red and corduroy, you don't have to qualify. Not a rule of culture. What rule of culture is that again?

Number 57. If it's red and corduroy, you don't have to qualify it. otherwise we could have a conversation. But she walked her ass unpermed up the time in here eight and a half years ago and said her culture that said culture was for me was Gwen Stefani.

We didn't know everything bad. This is before things happened. This is before like, you know. It was a different time. It was a different time. Can I tell you? Like, we'll bring the guest in. But, you know what?

Let's just bring the guest in. I'd like to say this to her face. She hosts Space Dow, the wonderful podcast. She is doing a show in New York. By the time this comes out, have happened. Everyone will have been crying tears over how amazing it was. She's at

Netflix as a joke on May 5th. Yeah. And there was one other thing too. Hollywood Improv. Hollywood Improv. We forgot to say where it was. She's touring. She's a touring girl. You got to follow Blair Saki on Instagram for all sorts of perm high drinks as well as tour dates.

And we're so excited to have our friend back. I miss her so much. There was like a solid period in L.A. We were going on hikes regularly. bring back the hikes. They never went away. I know we just stopped scheduling them. But we're so back as of today.

I'm so happy. Everyone welcome. Blair Soki. It is so back to, it was so great to be back here. So back to be great. Back to be great. I am violently hungover.

What did you do? Oh, you went out with Rosebud. You went out with Rosebud. You know, I have a famous voice, so sort of the whole town stops if I like to sing a song. Can I ask you a question? Did you give them?

just a girl just for all the time's sake? No, I didn't because things have changed as you made a little preview. You can no longer support. Preface. No, I mean, my girl, my girl out there who I grew up with she was doing the femme

tomboy that my whole life was sort of modeled off of. Anaheim, an Orange County girl. Yeah. You know, she was everything. The red plaid with the cut off tank tops. Yeah. Everything. Blue hair. And now she's peddling some goddamn prayer app or some shit.

Well, the thing about Orange County girls is they become Orange County women. Sure. And that's real culture number 88. The thing about Orange County girls is they become Orange County women. And that's not always on the right side of the political spectrum. I know. And then some of us, we get saved by moving to a big city. Yeah. And then you meet other people of, you know, sort of different races and religions, creeds. Eyes are going a little too wide. You think that she's been in so many more cities than just orange.

Even more than me somehow. And then she made it back to a prayer app. Yeah. Do you blame Blake or was that always in her? I think it was in her. Yeah. When she went to that ranch with that disgraced politician who ended up quitting. Paul Ryan.

Paul Ryan. I can't believe I resurrected his name. Everyone forgot about his ass. You know, I played him in like an improv everywhere thing. What? One time. Yeah, I played Paul Ryan. Wow.

It was like, I barely remember what this was. That was the most chic he's ever been. I went to Madison. Wisconsin? Yeah, I went to, I was doing like man on the street as Paul Ryan right outside his office. I'm Paul Ryan. Do you think trickle down works? It doesn't.

Like I was like sort of like- And people believed that you were Paul Ryan? Is this still on the internet? I don't think so. I don't think it ever like really took off. But that's, that's my Paul Ryan. Sure. Gosh, what a time.

I didn't Improv Everywhere thing once. What is Improv Everywhere, by the way? Do you don't remember this? Oh, you'd be great. Sorry, I don't know, I'm a jock, you know that. I would love to see you just pop up anywhere. Oh. This is real theater and gay shit.

Improv Everywhere was basically like comedy, like flash mob. Oh, I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like spontaneous things happening like in public spaces. So Matt's kind of describing a version of this. And it was like, gosh, it's such a bygog. era of internet and comedy. Yeah, that sounds really fun. I know. Well, I just think it's so great that you guys are having me back on the podcast. You know, I saw Jennifer Lawrence on and I said,

okay, I'll come on again. Yes. Well, you texted and I was like, yeah, come. All we want is for a pal of ours to sit in the chair. Yeah, you and Nicole S. Kidman. Nicole S. Kidman. Nicole S. Kidman? Nicole S. Kidman? What was your middle name? I have no idea, but I feel like, Samantha. Samantha, it's definitely Samantha. Nicole Samantha. And I saw that she came and I was like, okay, I'll come back on. I'll come back on. I love what's happening for Nicole right now. I sort of feel the Renaissance she's happening,

and it is fun to watch. Yeah, I love it. It's been happening. Wait, what did you sing a karaoke last night? Well, Rosebud made me sing Fallout Boy, which I do feel was a little stereotypical. Okay.

As a tomboy? Yeah, she said, oh, like, old Orange County girl, all comes to the big city. We'll have her sing Fallout Boy. Which song? Which classic? Going down Yeah

Yeah And Sugar hoo going down Swing it And then And everyone You know I am famous

For having sort of a Beautiful beautiful voice A lot of men on the internet compliment me daily about it And everyone was like Begging me to sing I'm like please please

That's why we all came here You know And then Rosso was like I swear like this one is In your pitch In your voice In your pitch And I was like what is that

She's like skater Skater. Skater pitch might be Tidal-a-Vat. Yeah, skater pitch. Skater with an 8? Yeah, that's what I sang. Did you feel good about the performance after? Yeah, but see, I have every bit of performance in me.

I just don't have the pipes. You know, I have the melody. I just do not have the instrument. Yeah. I, but, but you have an indelible instrument. Thank you. Where it's like, it's just, you have like, Jennifer Tilly voice.

Dresher ass. Are you fucking kidding me? Do you love J. Till? Of course. How could you not? Are you up to date on all the Housewives in Bravo? Yeah. Are you of Summer House culture?

Are you kidding me? I don't think so, honey. Amanda! Just kidding. Kyle said to his layoff. Kyle did said to layoff. So are you taking the cues from Kyle Cook in this era? Look, that is perhaps, you know, aside from crossing God's gifts,

era. That is secondly the most tragic thing to even feel even one ounce of sympathy towards Mr. Kyle Cook, you know, and now somehow we're all invested in saving the business. I mean, you know, it goes on and on. He kind of really, it kind of all worked out for him. Not all of it, obviously.

Not all of it. I do have a hunch that he'll get back together, but, you know. Amanda and Kyle? What do you see happening from here on out? Well, when he gave that interview spoke very kindly about her. Yes. and, you know, she's receiving. And look, as much as this is all of our television,

I do want to be sympathetic. I don't actually wish harm on anyone. This is, you know, our... We're doing comedy here. Our entertainment, yes. Preface, some people out there. Yeah, they have their pitch for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And they have their guns blazing. Yes, but Kyle made a beautifully gracious, beautifully gracious plea for it. And, you know, I don't think that'll fall on deaf ears with Amanda. No, I think that, I think, well, here's the thing. I, and this is how I genuinely feel about it. I blame West, period.

And you know what, like, I feel like this is the thing that I can't unsee, and I said this to Bo the other day. Oh, this is dark. Are you ready to hear this? Have you noticed that Amanda's Instagram, she started kind of dressing a little bit like him and her content has sort of become a little west-coated. Like, it'll be like a picture of a sandwich on a plate. It'll be like her with like that L-wood hat and like kind of like a big jacket.

She's dressing like him. She's like two seconds away from giving like, you know what I mean? And I feel like that is a sign, a telltale sign of dictumatization. Yeah. Thank you, sister. And look, look, look, look, I'll say this. We've all been there. Oh, honey, I haven't.

Yes, you have. I was there. What? I was there when you were dignitized. You were there. I never dressed like the guy. Right. That's because it didn't last long enough.

Right. Because I think your community pulled around you and said, honey. My community really did come. We see you being dictatized. Yes. You're about two weeks away from dressing like this man, which also wouldn't have been good. Right. Uh-oh.

But you have to yank your friend out of that. And I feel like, unfortunately, the thing about Amanda is, which I hadn't really realized is she does, kind of like isolate. You know? She had such an arc of going for her though. Like, oh, she was having such a quick rise. It was just Brandeel, Brandeil, Brandeil. She was like reclaiming all the things.

The way she tore through that Chili's copy? Yeah, I mean, all of it. I said this. I said a star was born. When she tore through that Chili's copy, like a hurricane. Like a hurricane. And we were like, oh my God, bad bitch. She's reclaiming her life, like all this stuff.

And then it was just swift as she came in. Swift just came in. What do you make of, I don't know how to feel about this. There's so much girls' girl discourse. Lots. And I don't know. I think there's so many sides to it where like,

is that even a helpful framework to talk about like how women should exist, like independent of who they're dealing with interpersonally? Like, I don't think there's anything wrong either way or anything vert to it. I don't know. Well, obviously Amanda did something truly bad, but there is something about like current reality TV culture where it's like we all expect a consequence which is like that's not up to us

I don't know it's like I don't know that we should be ever choosing a consequence it should be with the people that are like actually involved but I like all my girlfriends we've all talked about this like everyone's like this is worse this is worse it's more upsetting that you cross Sierra than your husband

yeah yeah that's how much we cherish our girlfriends you know and it's just so crazy. Well, we've literally seen we've been a fly on the wall to the Kyle and Amanda dynamic for a long time. And I feel like the thing that's so evident is that whatever you assess about their relationship, it was not working. They were not in it for a long time, both of them. So then it's like for me, the crime that's being committed, because it's not cheating, there's no cheating that's happening here. It is a violation of Girl Code. For me, what's so egregious about it is the lying around it. It's Amanda cheating on Sierra.

Yeah. Yes. So that is, I think, the violation. And one thing I don't love is everyone being like, poor Sierra, poor Sierra, poor Sierra. Like, I feel like she's so sensitive to feeling embarrassed. Yeah. And like, she doesn't want this from people. No, no.

I feel like, like, I just want to, like, support Sierra, like, and she should take the time. But, like, I just don't want it to get to the point where it's like we're infantilizing these people because something bad happened to them. Like, she's a very strong. smart person who by the way has become the best thing about that show yeah her kj and mea have created so much dimension in that show she's going to be fine and amazing and everyone's going to be everyone's being like we need to give her the ari animatics glow up it's like no if she wants that she'll make that happen for herself well she is one of the most uh lauded like overqualified reality tv figures that we have she could be today like a literal supermodel yes yes

She has a nursing degree. I mean, she has, she's everything. And she brings a lot of depth. And she's, and that's the hardest part is that she's so diehard for her friends. Yeah, I know. Well, Rosebud calls me pathologically naive because when I saw the rumors for a while, I was like, no, you guys are reaching. They would never do that.

I was like, I do not believe these rumors at all. And then I heard word from inside sources. Same. Like a few days before the statement. that it was all real and all this stuff. And I was just devastated. I was just like, there's no way. I couldn't believe it.

Honestly, it's like, first of all, can we just talk about the West of it all? Were you guys into it? Because I was. Into West? I've never been a... I fell for the whole West thing. I have not. I think, like, me seven years ago, definitely.

Or me, 12 years ago, who knows? But no, I didn't feel anything for him. West is like a starter pack for people. Oh, that's all I have to say. Everyone's laughing. West is a starter pack for like a kind of guy that like you are, that you learn a lesson. Like you learn you learn so many fundamental lessons. Yes.

About manhood or maleness or whatever through him. That's Sierra a season where he, I could, I was like, I have never been more fooled by anyone. I have been dating straight men my entire life. Yes, yes. I mean, when he, it looked like a little puppy dog chasing someone so far out of their league. They were in a different galaxy. Yeah, I know. And then he somehow manages to get close to her in her orbit.

And it seems like he's just pleading, but living on a prayer the whole season. And then at the end, it's like, she's like, okay, I guess. And then he's like, psych. You know? And I was like, are you? You kidding me? Yeah. You know what it is?

They get too close to the sun and they get confidence. You know what else I think is going on here is we see the way he like really intentionally dresses himself and we see the way he like does. He is like sort of like on the show anyway, sort of a good friend and he comes out with his good politics. You know what I mean? He kind of plays the role of I couldn't. Once you get to know me, you get me and like you're going to accept certain things.

And then all of a sudden you're blindsided when he's done something incredibly self-serving and you think, oh, that's all part of the dignitization package. You know what I mean? It's like- Well, it's non-threatening, wacky, silly dude that you don't have your guard up around. And there's no way you're going to look like the worst behaved man there because you're on a reality show with Kyle Cook and not for nothing but Jesse. Sure. And I love Kyle Cook. And I embrace like a lot of what. No, because we hung out with them.

This is what's so shitty is. It's like we hung out with Kyle and Amanda and Sierra was around too and I just... Was it at 4 a.m.? It was late. You always just want to go to sleep. You know, and I was like, oh, oh, I'm sorry

I didn't know I had to stay up at 4 a.m. No, Amanda was out. Amanda was out. It's kind of getting married. Why do you have to stay up at 4 a.m. if you're married? That's what, you know? Amanda, can I say something? Can I reveal something about Amanda?

Yeah. What locked me in with her was she was like, I loved Dix the musical. I was like, fuck, I have to like you now. Well, here's the thing. Who doesn't like Dix the musical? That is true.

That's, that's sort of not the rest of the asses. But she's like a stoner who likes the musical. She's a stoner who likes, like, comedy. It's like, oh, like, you're like our people, you know? Yeah. Well, like, I, this past two seasons when she's become a girl's girl because she became so removed from her marriage. And I was like, well, we don't, you don't know what she's. like single, not revolved around a man.

I was like, no, I think she's reformed. Like, I always fall into it. I always believe. And I'm like, she's so pretty. I love the way she does her makeup. I love the way she dress. Like, she just looks great. The girls are so cute, like how they've all had this long year's friendship.

Well, the other West thing is like, I can't believe like he was living with them. Yeah. Wasn't he? Like, that's like, that's what's dark. That's another dimension of darkness in this whole situation to me. like, oh, God. Like, Kyle leaves the house and then what happens?

I know, and you know these like Bravo FBI girls that are going through like retracing every step of every footage? I know. I've been seeing them on TikTok. And you're just like, oh my God. Yeah. We were all so blind. We were all so young back then when we believed. Yeah.

The sock over the microphone. Oh. And then Jesse just keeps posting his song. He does keep posting his song. It's like as this song. Blair. He's like singing on the beach. Yeah, he's like,

D-da-da-la. Everyone was being crazy. And he's singing his song about falling in love. Not now, Jesse. What the fuck are you talking about Jesse? I know. We have like a earth-shattering scandal breaking. What are you doing, Jesse?

Not now. No, not. Not now. Not now. Maybe I think wait like a week. Every time? Although honestly, no, you know what, Grind King. I say post the singing. I think now he should not stop posting singing. He's like, no, I'm a, this is the moment for crooning. You and Jesse really are like, you're about, you're about to say, someone told me that we look, we look at the same. No, he wasn't going to say that.

Oh my God, Jesse, you just made me laugh so hard I have to take off my coat. Oh God, Jesse, you and your song in front of all the body. of water just made me laugh so fucking hard I had to take off my overcoat. That's so sweet. Oh! I do. Okay, so here's what I think.

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So just to close the loop on the summer house for now, if you're Amanda at the reunion, and I'm Andy Cohen. And I turn to you and I say, this is the first thing I'm saying to you. And Bowen is Sierra. And this is the way it's going to be. So I'm not in a chair. Sierra's going to be here and you're Amanda. Okay.

So I'm not in a recal trailer. Yeah, you're not in Raquel trailer. Because there's no restraining order. False restraining order. Right. Oh, because that ended up. Unless something gets cooked up before. Remember Raquel couldn't come in because of the...

Because she filed one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Against She had to wait because she had the... Her and Sheena couldn't be on stage. That's right. That's wrong. So, okay. Amanda, I'm Andy Cohen.

Is there anything that you want to say to Sierra? Oh, my God. You know I'm way too sincere for this. In the most earnest person, I am. Do it. I think she needs to be honest. Okay. Sierra, there's nothing that I can say to make this better. I have made one of the maybe most all-time worst decisions ever that anyone's ever made ever in the universe.

And that includes, you know, the inception of AI. The inception. Inception or conception, I think both are interchangeable. I'm Andy Cohen. That's not important right now, Amanda. I have ADD. You have to tell Sierra. I smoke a lot of weed, Andy. You know that.

Everybody knows that. I know it, too. Kyle, not now. Oh, my God. Sierra's look right now is just burning a hole through me. And Sierra... This is your opportunity to make things better, Andy Cohen. Right.

In Sierra, what you don't know about this whole situation that I was waiting to reveal on this reunion is that I was drugged. with a syringe. Amanda. What? This is crazy, man. Kyle. Kyle, shut the fuck up, Kyle.

I can't tell if you're doing Andy or Kyle. This is my Andy Cohen. I didn't marry a DJ, Kyle. I'm trying to talk. Okay. Can I speak? I guess this house will pay for itself. Oh, God.

Can I speak as Sierra? Sierra, what do you have to say? Amanda and do you accept your apology? All I have to say to you is that the lover boy logo fucking sucks. You don't think that. I think it's a great logo.

And we have to give credit words to. I don't understand the flower boy logo graphic. I think it has to speak to lover boy graphic, right? Which it doesn't. I think we're getting off track here. I just want to tell you that I know the clothes that I wore of

West are really ass ugly to hell. And I thought I was being like... Hey, man. West, stop it. Wes, you are so fucking sweaty. I can't even look at you. Jesse. Falling in love by the water side.

Jesse! Jesse, we heard your shows... We actually heard your shows, quote unquote, go off. Something someone really told me. But not now. Yeah, man, not now. Jesse, you hosted that one dinner and it was so nice that you sang those

goddamn songs, but we were all just being polite. We didn't mean start a goddamn career about it. Anyways, Wes, stop sweating. You look like you just were in a swimming pool. Can someone get this man a towel? Actually, you know what? I shouldn't say anything as Wes, because you know

that's what he's going to do with the reunion. He's going to totally shut down and he's going to do that pathetic boy thing. Yeah, he was, wasn't he silent that one reunion? Yes. When he, when I was, it was like watching buffering in real time.

And I was like, is he joking? Is he, like, doing that thing that they do in court where they, you know, it's like plead insanity, like, not there? Oh. Yeah. I think he said it in his like, didn't he write something in the New York fucking times? Oh, when he made an op-ed when he was like, yeah, I just like wasn't that into her or whatever. And I was like, are you talking about, are you talking about, you shouldn't have even

been on the same show. God, when you put it in full context, it's so much worse. It's so much worse. And I'm just going to say, if you ever go. to the New York Times op-ed. You're fucking crazy. For any reason at all. Wes, how'd you even know that the New York Times existed?

Because he's a liberal and he'll let you know. Oh, my God. He's a sports journalist. Oh, yeah. Whoever at Bravo, by the way. Oh, here we go. Here we go. By the way, I love that we were doing vocal impressions

and Blair was just Blair as Amanda the whole time. I wasn't really. doing Sierra. No. No, at first I was Amanda because I was really quiet, stoned, you know, ashamed. You were quiet, stone and ashamed. Title of that. Quiet

stoned and ashamed. And then I forgot. We haven't even qualified your red hat yet. Yeah. Weren't you going to talk about the red hat? Oh my God. You guys said I didn't need a qualification. You don't. You don't. You don't. Okay, wait. First say the last thing you were saying about this. Oh, I was in Amanda. I was

quiet stone and ashamed and then you and then you morphed into jesse solomon and i forgot everything and then you're saying love can be an amazing thing by the water and then like the whole summer house is like burning down behind him and he's just singing did you see they're selling it they're selling the summer house they're up for sale i was like look what you did west wait is that is that a bad sign yeah that's an omen they're selling the goddamn house because of the u.s that might be nominated for the black spot award for worst omen that they're selling the summer house. Is it the same one

It was a new one after COVID or no, they went back to the old one after the COVID season. Yeah, they did. The people who've been. A property once attended by Erica Kirk. My God, I forgot about the Erica Kirk. This show is dark.

Erica, you were there. So do not fucking send us a cease and desist. Okay, you were there. You were there. My impression of Eric Kirk seeing this episode. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Just stop. That's all. That crazy fucking bitch. My children are going to hear Las Culturistas. That's a rule of culture number eight. My children are going to hear Los Culturistas. Erica Kirk. My children are going to think I was on Summerhouse one minute before I married

podcaster Charlie Kirk. Podcaster Charlie Kirk. Child, child debater, Charlie Kirk. Pro-education, child debater, college dropout. Charlie Kirk, if you do come see me live, I sort of like to give my audience like a fun break from, you know, the rest of the world. But this hat, look, red's are my favorite color and it has been since kindergarten. This man is stolen it off. I just started getting comfortable wearing my red hats again in the last year of Biden presidency.

Then things, a lot of people made a lot of bad decisions. And then I thought, you know, I'm going to take it back. Yeah. You have to. It's not like Gwen. It's like there's something to be saved there. How heartbroken are you? Because you arm yourself with jokes and humor.

Sure. Behind the mask, there's a very hurt girl about Quinn Stefani. Oh my God. You said it, Matt. And thank you for really getting down to the truth because... You said it, Matt. You said it, Matt. You can read me like a goddamn book.

Something Erica's never done. But I... I think she's read a lot of books. Erica's read a lot. I think she's read Sun Tsu's Art of War. as if I as if I Erica okay just know that I just

I've read Art of War too bitch me you and Taylor Swift what about is art of war by that man Robert Green no it's by Sun Sue wait no Robert Green has the sinister book as well that's like banned with the rules of I don't know about Robert Green you're lucky I only trust my girl's son

it's really it's really sinister minister. The 48 laws of power. Do you know them? No, I don't know that shit. Once in a while they'll come across my four of you because I don't know. I probably follow someone else unsavory that I'm not aware of. And then I'm like, you know, get off my screen.

Yeah. Right. Erica, you know. Oh, I see. I thought you were implying that you followed Erica. No, I don't follow her. No, but what happens? What happens?

Like, so once. Oh, and please. You don't. You don't. But once you engage with even like watching one second of that content, it's all TikTok will give you. I know how many times Candace Owens has popped up on my TikTok? Yeah. Hmm.

You let it play. You let it play. Question this. Yeah. No. Do you think I ended up here on the Los Coltrera set with a goddamn perm. Talk about the perm. What is going on?

You went on TikTok. You're really influenced? No, I liked one post. You're on perm talk. I liked one post with a woman who I later made the synaptic connections has the most opposite type of hair than I do. That didn't dawn on me until post-perm. See, I'm such an idealist, a man that I believed in you. And so I thought this woman, because they have these non-toxic, healthy, loose curl perms.

So this woman had this most gorgeous. It looked like, you know, she had done big roller. beautiful and now it's just her every day and she's like I air dry in my hair like this and I'm in air and as you can imagine

I'm an air dry bitch too Cali girl And so I was like Oh yeah that's definitely for me I'm gonna up You know I've been trying a lot of beauty treatments and I can't get too a new perm because you know

A later segment But I will say You know that algorithm It can get you in deep trouble That's not the young men got radicalized But me for a perm Right The young men.

The young men got radicalized. That's how the young got radicalized, like me with perm. Now, connect to the dots between you liking perm talk posts with this woman. So you arriving here today? Well, it was last week, and it was sort of. You got it in L.A.? I told my mom Blair was coming in, and she goes,

oh, she got a perm. Matt's mom knew I got a perm, which I was really thrilled about. It's a hair professional. Yeah. Yeah. And also, I must say that my father, who calls you agent 436, who met, you might have been the first gay man he'd ever met. Really? I kind of got that sense because I kind of got the sense that I was like enchanting him.

Oh, he loves, you know. Yeah, and I think I also got him with the mild time. Well, he told him. Agent 436. And I was like, wow, you really connected with him on the street. Great mail fact. Well, I'm good at that. I can code switch like a motherfucker.

I know I saw you. Oh, trust me. We get a straight guy in here. I'm like, yo, Christopher Nolan, right? I'm like, 10 hut, et cetera. I'm like, yo, dude. I call straight guy's brother. Yeah, no.

Oh, my God. My parents were very charmed. But anytime, like, you pop up on something, he's like, I saw Agent 436. If he, if he names someone, it's their nickname for life. That's a cool. thing. Because that is a great thing. But 436 because that's the mild time? Yeah, the milder time.

So he called him aging 436. I know how to impress heterosexual guys. Of different generations. Just not enough that they sleep with me. Well, I was about to say, I was about to say, look, that once. I was about to say, look, it's not hard. You know, it's actually so easy. You think? Yeah. Men will fuck a door. What's going? Every time I think, should I have this one bite of croissant or and be like even a little like tight? And then I was like,

No, men will fuck a door. Oh, I'm gonna eat the croissant. Where are they fucking the door? I don't know. I don't know how one fuck the door. Just saying they would fuck a door if there was nothing else. Yeah, no, they would, they still fuck doors. They still fuck doors.

They still fuck doors. Women would fuck a door too. No, they wouldn't. It would be way harder. Bowen, I don't even know how you'd get a door in there. Let's be real. No. How can we get real for once?

They find a way. Bowen, can we be real? How would you even get a door shoved up there? First of all, you're really, tiny, tiny, tiny. You're really centering sex around the insertive experience. Yeah, that's why I prefer it. Period. I'm just saying your sex is your sex out there.

No, your sex is, as Matt said, your sex is your sex out there. Okay, so. Unless you're Gwen. What's going on with you sexually right now? You're happy? Oh, no. Oh, I don't know.

I just, look, I've had a rough year. It hasn't made me feel the most. I am dealing with acute grief. Yes. Which is an odd, peculiar out-of-body experience that doesn't make you, if you can believe, it feels super horny. I would imagine. And we love you, by the way.

Oh, thank you. I love you, guys. And, you know, I'm of a certain age now. that I'm not out here really tossing it around. You're not hopping on in the streets, no. You're not looking at doors different. I'm not looking at doors different because how would it get in such a tiny little, tiny little pinhole? I just have a memory.

Sorry, we'll get back to your grief, but we are. There was a girl who sat behind me in the sixth grade and she was up pressing herself against the corner of the desk every single fucking day. Dude, I wonder where she ended up. The corner. We all knew what she was doing. We all knew what she was doing. Right. We were like, Amanda.

She was so soothing Amanda. Of course her name was Amanda. Stop. Yeah. So, anyway. Do you think she was doing? Amanda was wearing an Lwood hat, acting KG as fuck, but. What'd you say?

Nothing. Lwood hat. Wait, do you think she knew what she was doing? Yeah, I think she was exploring her body and that way I celebrate. But I'm just saying in the insertive, penetrative way of sex, like, sex is whatever you want? Did you talk with the other kids? Yeah, we were all like, hey, like, are we all noticing this? It's okay.

No one was hurt. Really? You guys were all chill about it? You're like, yeah. Amanda gets a little frisky in the afternoon post-naptime. She needs that little corner desk. It was... She needs that little desk corner.

Just to take a little me time, you know? Lip-cloth is so crazy. It's so perfect. I don't want to be punched. You bullied that girl. No, we did. You're acting way crazier? No, she did it all here, which tells you no one, no one spoke to it.

It was, it was classic case of who's going to tell her you first. No one did it. You all talking about it without mentioning something to her. That's not bullying. That's classic textbook, textbook housewives. No. It's very Joellen Tyburi coded. Have you been watching Rhode Island?

I started watching it, but then Rosebud said we need to watch it together. You do, you do. Yeah, so we're watching. All I saw is to preview. of I ran over a woman and they're like, what do you mean you ran over a woman? Yeah, yeah, I ran over a woman. I can't believe, I can't believe the casual

I ran over a woman. And then it was revealed. She's like, why are you even questioning? Right, totally. She's like with a car. Alicia is the star. Alicia's the star. She went 15 miles per hour.

She rounded a corner, a woman dove across her windshield. What? That's her story. She clarified it. She was like, a woman, I ran over a woman in my car. It's off a lot. Like a video game. I'm done with driving.

Right. Wait, you ran over a woman with your car? Yeah, I ran over a woman. But then now she's in press, she's been like, no, I was going 15 miles per hour and this woman dove. 15. So she was coming out of her red light, and a woman, Alicia claims, dove in front of her car.

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And I was like, excuse me, like, you know, that's not really my focus. And the medium kept hitting that. And I was like, okay, I got it. Yeah. So I think that I'm going to. Did you cross-reference mediums on this? Did you check? And they said that.

the same thing? Um, no, only about this was just this last one. So, I cross-reference on a lot of other stuff. I, I really hadn't been seen mediums until my brother died. Right. And I will say this about it, it does make you feel better. Okay, good. Like, whether or not it's

fully true, it's, it's soothing. Yeah. Yes, but except this one kept pushing this thing that RJ was saying, which leads me to believe that it wasn't RJ. I know, except for that. He did say that when he was he was always riding hard for

I told my mom that and she's like yeah well he always used to say that so and I was like all right you guys are on my ass so how many mediums four yeah I mean I wasn't looking for any predictions I just wanted to talk to him I still talk to him all the time but yeah it's just so it's such an odd experience yeah and then to even wrap your mind around horniness Yeah, it's like when my friends are like talking to me about it, I'm like, yeah, totally, you know. Yeah, it kind of zaps it out of you.

But I'm hoping to, you know, have a resurrection. Now, do you find that New York is a baseline hornier place? And so you come here and it's kind of like a little bit. Because I find that I do jack up a little bit once in here. I think that you're just more out here. But like I love the in look. I mean, I know I am a pure California girl. Like I love the sun.

I love a pool party. And don't even speak about the sand. I love my favorite thing. Like, if I were to really have, like, a choice of a party day is a day party and then go to bad at seven. Yeah. Like, I love, like, a pool party. I love a beach day about, like, all that stuff. I like the California stuff.

You want the sun to suck you dry. I think that's, like, a very sexy. Of course. And she's the best conversational hike. I'm sure. Ever in life. You keep giving me a hike. No, because I, can I say, us, me, you and Greta going on our hikes, sometimes featuring Abe, if we were lucky.

Yeah, I've Abe made a cameo. Those are one of some of my favorite memories of me first moving to L.A. Like, just being like, oh my God, we hike here. Now Greta doesn't like hiking anymore. She's too darking it in the gym. She doesn't need the hike. She's so shredded. Yeah, she's like, you can do berries with me.

And, you know, if it's too much, you can just do a floor. If it's too much, you can just. Yeah, because I'm always like, I'm doing low cortisol. shit bitch okay right I already did my like uh NCA athlete life like yeah that's behind me totally you disciplined yourself already yeah but she she was telling me about going to some like chakra healer type of her I'm sure she's like yeah push this on you oh wouldn't she's not that she's pushing but I am like I'm like okay yes Greta I will go you or you are orders on pushing I'm I it's working on me is she wants me to go to hot yoga more than

anything. I'm like, that sounds horrible. Not for me. But I will go. Yeah, I mean, like, the amount that she pursued, like, she did say, she's like, that was her New Year's resolution, and then she just went for it. And she is a workout girl. I was like, you should do like a workout video. It would be so fun.

Well, I said she needs to bring matra back. That was so fun. Always. Pandemic, no. You weren't a fan of the pandemic? Not a fan. I feel like it irrevocably, irrevocably, you know, changed our everyone's brains.

We're all like real freaky now. You know what I'm now realizing? Blair on Summerhouse. Blair on Summerhouse. You would take off. You love the sand. You love the beach. Let me tell you something.

I want to see you give it to West on a beach. Oh my God. Oh my God. Just you, sunglasses on, like, laying out like at the beach. Backward hat. Nailing him. Perm out. In any condition.

skateboard? Yeah. Skateboard. He wouldn't know what to do with you. A real skateboarders here now, bitch. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Oh, you want to do a food review?

I'll show you a fucking food review. Claire. I like toss him in the pool without even like just like a flick of a wrist. Yeah. Here you little boy. Honestly up over your shoulder. Over my shoulder. Yeah.

I like I destroy him in like flip cup and then just like bark and then just like bark and his face. You know who'd never sing again, Jesse? He, if he, he sung, if I could meet a growl by the beach. If I could meet a growl by the beach side, I would. You're nailing it because he has such a big mouth. What is his real song? It's like, oh.

I don't know his real song. But I, but. Oh, yeah. Our producers are like. Summerhouse Superfants. Right. And we had guest requests for several of them, but I was like, I just don't want to take aside.

That's how parissocial I am about it. I know. Well, I do go on podcasts all the time and forget that a lot of people listen. I just feel like I'm We forget that all the time. Yeah, no, I'm sure. I'm sure. It's much worse for you guys than me. But I mean, like, you just feel like you're chatting with your friends and then all of a sudden, excuse me, I heard what you

know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, we've never really been like confronted. Oh you haven't? Have we been confronted? No, I've never been confronted. I've been confronted. Right. Step to this. West walks through the door. Oh, I dare him to come here. Yeah. Oh, you and your trunk, your sad little short trunks for breakfast. Can I say though, it obviously gives incredible, and I'm not complimenting him. I'm just saying this is part of the indictment. It obviously is bomb dick. I think so. Otherwise, I

I don't think both of these girls would be, you know, wrapped up in it so. Yeah, but it's the- And Sierra was out here like a few weeks ago on Watch It Happens Live being like, yeah, I love West's butt. Yeah, she said his ass. But that's because she hasn't seen the football player's ass. She's going to be like, pff. That ass. She's like, this is going to be, this seventh-grade ass to fucking tight end. Kidding me.

Anyways, once we get that, once we roll in that NFL player, she's like, West Hoot, you know? Right. Yeah. It's going to be like, more like east, north, south. East Norse. If I I need to growl by the beach And the sea

And what's the real song? We don't know. Oh, you're a fan. Falling in love. She got a clap going. She goes, I guess I'll start Fall in love. This has, I will say this has

this has like scarily polluted all of our feeds in a way. It's crazy. I'm like, wait, this is sticking. This is a little too sticky. I just don't think, I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the dick being bomb. Here's the thing. I can't go past this. I do feel like it's the, it's just the classic thing of intermittent reinforcement.

Like as Dara said, you know, he's the best boyfriend until he's your boyfriend. And so when they never know what's going to happen, it's the uncertainty that keeps them kind of going back for more. But I think if there's any certainty, nobody's staying there. maybe. I think that Kyle and Amanda will be back together by the reunion. Wow.

By the reunion? You're fucking out of your mind. Maybe not publicly. Maybe not publicly. Maybe not publicly. Well, if you're right, you're right. Like, who's to say? No, because, and then it comes out, like,

also every clip, I can't believe we're still talking about summer. He was there for her right away. Yeah, and it was immediately. And then, um, and then West, it comes out, has had like, there's a girl, the horsehair tie girl.

I was like, yeah, he was my full boyfriend. Like, wow, this is going on. Like, multiple girls. Wait, the girl that he got the horse hair tied from said that that was my boyfriend? She's doing TikToks, yeah. That's atrocious. Yeah. So, and then all these other girls are like, yeah, I just hooked up with him, like, you know, a couple of weeks.

And she and Sierra had allegedly hooked up with him like three weeks before they found out. I pray that's not true. I hope not either. I pray that's not true because that is one of the most diabolous. I mean, like aside from what's actually already happening. I mean, I don't know how he could do that. I don't believe that's true. What are the things in culture besides Summer House you want to talk about?

Because I know you're just burning up with topics. I know. What am I burning up on topics? Yeah, I'm really... I recently, uh, Zara Larson has come into my awareness. Great. And the way that... Never ending Midnight's on.

You're kind of her coded. Thank you. I really appreciate that. Yeah. The way that she shakes her fucking ass is incredible because we've been needing more of that. Yeah. That's shaking. Oh, we haven't had it for a while.

Yeah. She's the daughter. She is the daughter of like Shakira and Beyond. Absolutely. And like, you know, Megan, the science has been really like keeping the ass shaking going for us. And like, and she's needed a few more to come into the ether. And so I'm really liking what I'm seeing on the TikTok. Like when I, when I'm scrolling after, you know, I take my night gummy. And then I'm on there and I'm locked in and I'm seeing. And then I like and then a hundred more is our Larson's. Does it inspire you to, does it inspire you to shake ass? Yes. I actually went to a dance class recently. That was really fun. And it was like. like a girls drinking one as well. So girls get crunk and throw ass? Yes. Yes.

And I had the time of my life. Where and when? Well, a girl put it on a private one, but I have been. You clutching the I heart thing with both hands saying this. It's just. This girl, I got invited by a friend of a friend because that was one of my things is that this year I want to do, like, pursue fun more. Yes. With things that don't have a means to an end

And like I'm always touring and all that stuff And like I was do dance class I did as a kid So fun. The drinking was even more fun with it. Love. Yeah. Not dangerous. There wasn't an element. Some girls were wearing heels and I decided I decided I brought the heels

And I was like, no, I want to get too nasty. Right. What were you drinking? Voof. Wow. It was provided. Okay. So it was like bubbles and bubbles and ads?

Shaky? Bubbles and booty. I do think there was some pregame drinks as well. Last night I had a five to six apparel spritzes, but they're real light. That feels like karaoke night with rosebud. Yeah, and you know a thing that I find shocking about the New York is like everyone was sober. A lot of sobriety. And I am not a big drinker.

Like I don't even drink very often. Like I was just like, oh, I'm exhausted. I got to pick it up to get with all these singers, you know. And they're all sober. doing that. You know, I will say the thing about karaoke is sometimes it benefits to not be totally fucked up because when you're totally fucked up, you pick songs that are more ambitious and then you're screaming because you also don't have an awareness of your volume when you're a little bit drunk. So when you get wasted and do karaoke, that's when you wake up in the

morning with a voice from like hell. I think that a lot of listeners will take that little snippet of wisdom and hold it with them for a long time. That's public domain. It is, but that was a reminder that they didn't know they need to be refreshed on. And look, if you can believe it, you're not finding me karaoke, maybe ever. You know, I'm like, I'm in front of the microphone enough. I don't need to. But a lot of other people.

Have you ever done I Try by Macy Gray? No. You know, one person did suggest Bondi, Heart of Glass, and it strangely, worked perfectly. Yeah, because you're up in the falsetto. I love that. Or the head voice, yeah. But what I really would like to sing is like gin blossoms, hey, jarlesey, but I don't have

that. I don't know that one. Oh, my God. Can you sing it? No, I can't. That was a trick. You just tried to trick me. You guys are actual vocalists.

No, not me. No, I don't do karaoke ever, and I never have. Because, you know. Well, then it felt like last night was such a rarity. I would have loved to have been there. I've done. I don't think so honey karaoke. I wish you guys.

would have, I just, like, assume you guys are at, like, I don't know. Where do you assume we are? Stephanie Germanaut's house. That's why we don't get in front of anywhere. It's because they think we're at Lady Gaga's house. Meanwhile, she don't text us. I...

You are our Gaga. I just went and saw her. Oh, my God, what did you think? Third row with my mom, lost my mind. Oh, my God. How fun is that? It was incredible. It was unbelievable.

I mean, what a performer. Fuck. She's like, she's just my all-time number one. I died for her I died for her Gwen I really Well there was a time

When's too busy Freaking To do anything Cool and look I love to pray But not on Money-sanctioned apps We're involved

In weird shit Go go back to Don't speak Go back to don't speak Go back to don't speak You know who You know another reason Why you don't have to

Qualify Red What? Gaga has done it for us Oh really? Mayhem Oh yes Mother Thank God.

Lady in Red. Yeah. You know what? We had red before you, bitch. Okay. She's saying that to Trump, not you, Steph. Not you stuff. We'll text you later.

Have you always been a winker? Oh yeah, I love to wink. To me it's the best. I love when anyone winks at me. You know, like I used to think about it as like a kid, like when an adult and you're just like, oh, they have like a special little twinkle secret, you know? Like there's just no better feeling than someone winking at you. Or like an old man who like says, you.

They're like, oh, you're so beautiful. Like, you know, an 80-year-old man, and then they wink it. And you're just like, oh. Or they, like, you know, give you something for free at the coffee shop or something, and they wink at you. It's so cute. I love it. I love a wink, too. I love that you guys are not, have not been, just, just have not been, like, icked over a wink in your life.

Well, it all does matter who the person, you know, once in a while you get a disgusting. Well, it's crazy the way when men look at when men. on the street. Of course. I'm just, I have wink envy and I think it's just not anything that Asian people do. Show us. I loved it. Well, you did it with the wrong eye. The wrong eye. Because I couldn't see that one.

I couldn't see it. No horniness is over. Okay. Okay. I just had to come here. I got that subtle, subtle, subtle, subtle bow and wink and I felt to stir in my pinstripe trousers. They're gorgeous, by the way. They really are cute. The wink is. Was this online shopping?

It all is. It all is. Like here's my thing, and I've always been like this. I do love clothes, but I don't love to shop. I think my mother raised me that. Like we were like going one and done. Like when I first came upon girlhood where they wanted to go shopping for like four hours and like ask each other's opinion, like I never need anyone else's opinion.

I know what I like immediately. Right. I don't like to stand in the store. But yeah, I love online shopping. I got all the apps. It's like such a problem. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you want the real real? Yes. Love the real real. Oh, no. That is, it's just the best thing in the world. You get some iconic pieces on there. Yeah, because you can get shit no one else has. Right.

Yeah, it's incredible. Would you do real, real brick and mortar? No. No. There's no point. No, I like it. No, no. Because then she'd have to be out on the shop.

She wants to be home. Yeah, no, I want to be home. I want to be at the pool party. I want to be at Zarla Larson's. You know. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not trying to be at the shop. I like to have the items that were procured from the shop just from my phone.

Did you do the right of passage that? that is California girl at Coachella? Oh, yeah. Years ago. Yeah. Years ago. And, you know, it happens much earlier when you're in Native California. Right.

So what are we talking? Like, I did it for like my early 20s. And what was that like arcade fire? What? Look, if you are trying to get me to disclose my age on Matt Bowen and Stephanie German on his podcast, you are really something because that's. Just who were the headliners? Because back then it was like, Arcade Fire.

Yeah, no, no, no. One of them, one of the times, and look, someone's going to look this up immediately. Whatever. But it was like, like, I saw Robin for the first time. Like, she was in the headliner, but I lost my mom. It was so much fun. The Sahara time was really big. Oh, love that. It was like Crystal Castles.

Oh, I'm there. What's it called? What else? TV on the radio. Wiz Khalifa was like headlining. The Paul McCartley, Paul McCartney headlining. Oh, cool. But it was like we were all, like, it was.

at the, it was like 22, 23, sang in like these condos with like 20 people that are all just like out of their minds. Our house has 15 people. Yeah. Wow, Robin. I just like, and Robin at the Sahara. Robin is, there's nothing like it.

Like, it's just incredible. Have you seen her live? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean, I don't know who I think I'm asking. She sat in that chair. Again, I, I agreed to come back after, you know, I saw. You saw Jennifer Lawrence.

I saw some of my colleagues here. And I said, sure, boys, I'll swing by. Swing by. We need you in our life. Thank God for you. Thank God you're here. Thank God for you, guys. Like, just absolutely taking over media.

I'm so proud of you. Wait, hold on. I'm getting breaking news. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Jesse Solomon at the Sahara tent. You're coming. I met a girl.

by Sahara I don't know DJ Cook DJ Kyle Cook Who's actually Kyle Cook probably will actually be in the Sarah No I'm sure he's doing like

What we saw an active A Red Bull activation A couple of years ago We were there And it was DJ set by DJ James Kennedy At what's it called? Blast from the past

That name is huh? It does have so many Scandival contours to it Is a DJ involved? Yeah, yeah Haven't heard that name in a blue moon, huh? Well, he's healing. He claims to be healing now.

Yeah, couldn't really hear his name over the plane flying over his house. Huh? What's that about? That is such a pull from like three years ago, Vanderpull. You go, girl. What I say? I've never meant it more. You go, girl.

Look, look, real estate's expensive in Los Angeles. Okay, even for a DJ. Sometimes you land under an airstrip. What are you going to do? I know. He had a house that was right under L.A. That's right. That's right.

Like, the flight plans were not kind to. Yeah, and Schwartz somehow inched his way back on the valley, huh? Some people, some things they just step along forward. Where are you standing on La La Kent? Mix Kent. Are you kidding me? You love her. No.

Oh. No, she turned on all us girls. How are you going to ride so hard as the face of the Ariana Defender Movement, make $100,000 on merch, send it to Darylbitch, and then you turn on her ass at the end. I would never forget it. She turned on Ariana? Are you kidding me?

Oh, I'm not keeping up. See, I fully disengaged from the Valley, the Vanderpompy world. No, no, you have mental health. You have mental health and a good spiritual, probably, aura for you. The rest of us. It was bad for my chi. I was like, I'm watching the darkest behavior. No, we all went straight to hell with them.

Oh, our favorite was when one of the darkest episodes of the Valley was the lead-in for the cultural awards last year. year. We're like, oh, great. Right. We have liftoff, kind of. It was, like, just the worst vibes on the valley, just like Jackson, Brittany, in the gutter. And then it was like, now the cultural awards. And I was like, so I asked that I'm like, what's our lead in this year? Yeah.

It's like, I'm just curious. Good question. So that it's not like the equivalents of a funeral on the valley. Yeah, well, hopefully it won't be, you know. It's on a Wednesday, so we'll find out. Say from any new summer house breaking news, which could have. in any goddamn second. We might have to re-record before this comes out.

No, the Valley is like, I had to stop. I was like, no, I feel like I'm being privy. I feel like I'm in a child locked in a home of domestic violence. You know, sorry, Andy, if you're watching this. I mean, he doesn't have much to do with the Valley. He's the Housewives. Okay, good. Like, he takes the Housewives personally.

He doesn't. Yeah. I, you know, I'll just say this. And look, not everyone's for everyone. and I think that is part of culture. And I think that is part of culture. Yeah. And The Valley, not for me.

Yeah, it's not being for me as well. And they've let some people on that, you know. Yeah. That you weren't forgiving. How many times you have to forgive? Okay. You only get a certain number of passes, which is something I don't think you girls are really keeping up with.

Sure. I want, I need to sit down with the Valley. Is it called Persian style? Yeah. I haven't gotten on it. I feel like the Valley Persian style. I haven't watched it. I have seen it come across my peacock.

It's got Reza, right? It's got Reza. It's like why it exists. Oh, gee. Yeah. So they can sort of keep Reza. Keep Reza's name afloat. A float.

Which I'm grateful for which I am grateful. Yeah, I mean, absolutely. Is he still sling and listings, huh? Is he still slang what? Listings? Listings? I don't know. Not like Ryan Surhant.

Wow, yeah. My number one crush. I am obsessed with Ryan Surham. Look. I want... Why are you chaf? Look, okay, I can't say that I understand this...

This is a straight guy that he wants to fuck. I know. And look, I can't say I understand this specific man, Ryan, and your sexual attraction to him,

but I can say that I don't know if you guys remember that I, famously, I was a misguided woman. I had just, you know, experienced a pandemic. And I had a moment and I'll be very vulnerable

with you. Yeah. As all those who have come before me in this chair, that I did have a moment a season or two where I was attracted to the Oppenheim

twins. Oh, the Twins. Yeah, the Winklevoss. The Oppenheim? Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You meant the selling sunset twins. Yes, I'm sorry. I said the I said that's sort of the exact opposite of the Oppenheim. That's how much smarter he is than us. No, no, no, no, no. You must be talking about tech giants. The Winklevite. No, I'm so sorry. We're like, right here about Jason and the other one. Oh, no, no, no, no, I totally, totally, totally.

You know what I like? You know what I do love? I don't mean to chafe at Matt. It's a confident bald man. Yeah. Like a self-s shaved bald-ass, confident man. I love a bald guy. It reads powerful to me.

I love a bald guy. And a lot of people were concerned for me. Also short. Short king can be very powerful. I don't mind the short guy, which shocks a lot of people coming from the athlete world. Well, you know. All I'm going to say is one time I had a short king, Barry's trainer. hopped on Grindr afterwards, found the shortest guy I could find.

Oh, he inspired you. Fucked him. And it was, and it went well? It was it was great. It wasn't, it wasn't the trainer. No, it wasn't him. Well, a lot of the hottest guys are short because you can't have everything, you know? Yeah, well, I'm just saying.

Like, it's like. As Nikki Glazer styles a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She fuck Short Kings? No, she has a shorter boyfriend. And, like, her last special, she talks about it a lot. That she was like, you know, basically the way to got a really hot guy is to date a short man.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they are beautiful, man, though, shorts. Yeah, I like the shorts sometimes. YouTube shorts. Shorts. If they're not, like, so angry, you know? About being short?

Yeah. They really are. And I want to tell them, it's okay. I was like, you're hot. No, we support you. Like, the tides have changed. Like, this is, that was back on yesteryear. But how much of their identity is so, like, gripped around this, like, chip on their shoulder about, about their height?

I'm like, bro. Oh, it's fine. Well, this reminds me of the twist in the materialist, which I haven't been able to sleep since I watched it. I don't think we should talk about it. I haven't been able to, you don't think we should talk about it? Let's talk about it. I couldn't believe they went there in the materialists.

The reveal that, spoiler alert for the materialists. Haven't seen it. Five, four, three, two, one, spoiler town. Earmuffs. Okay, the reveal that, like, Pedro Pascal had the surgery that makes you six inches taller. And that's why he has, like, big swang and dick and, like, can fuck Dakota Johnson. Yeah.

Is this just a surgery that people are having? Oh, yeah, you haven't read. There's a whole, my, I first heard about it through. And it's part, now it's being. It's being sucked into, like, looks maxing culture, but it's like, it's like, you go to, not Turkey, but they're just places where they basically break your femur and have an install of metal rod. I just don't think we need to go there. No, that's insane. And to make Pedro Pascal have to have some sort of.

of, you know, sensational, fake-ass twist like that to make it believe a little. And the way it was in the movie, too, it was just like she sort of like pulls over a cover and like sees his legs and knows immediately he's had the surgery and he sort of like sokes away to the kitchen and they have like a quiet conversation about it. I'm like, what? It was so funny having Chris, Chris, which is the Chris Evans. Chris Evans, which are the Chris is? Evans be like, I'm poor and you know.

He was. comically like he was like I can barely open my drawers he was so poor his window was every window in his house was cracked i will say i have such like a i'm very drawn to dakota johnson like i am in trance by her yeah like i i think she has a fabulous personality she has some jenny se qua to her she has that i am in i am entranced by dakota johnson absolutely yeah i think you two should not throw stones at people who are born with short legs, fictional or real.

As two, as two gorgeous, long-legged people. I wasn't doing stones. I just said fuck you anyway, King. You're throwing stones. I'm saying I've dated some shorties and like not for a short amount of time. Was that a joke? It wasn't not. It was accidental. Like I wouldn't choose

that on purpose. We got to move on. I don't think you're going after that. Anyway, short people you're fine. Okay. So this is a podcast about video games. Kind of. It's also about friendship. Definitely.

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You were on the very first, I don't think so honey live. What a time. What's that place? Little fields. Little fields. Little field, yeah. Whoa, I really pulled that from my asshole. We did two little fields and then we did a whole bunch of bell houses.

Bell houses. Who knows? Maybe one day we'll return. Maybe. I am going to go back to the house for this one. Okay. I don't think so, honey. The house.

This is, House of Summer. Oh, I see. This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so many his time starts now. I don't think so honey that Carl and Lindsay are done. I think get back in the saddle. Get back in the sack. See what happens.

See what's developed with a little bit of tension. You're in support of this. I got to say, all the most charming interactions this season have been between Carl and Lindsay. I love Carl's housewarming gift to her. He walked over and awkwardly was like, hello, Lindsay. You have a really nice home and I got you this for your housewarming. And she's like, okay, cool, thanks. Like, I kind of think, like, they're operating on a level that we need to explore again.

30 seconds. I think we needed to get through, like, Lindsay, now. she has, you know, her darling child. Like, we don't have to saddle Carl with that. He's gotten through. When he's gotten through, he has his baby, the sober bar. You know what I mean? We're up and running.

We now know what's really important after the West and Amanda and Sierra and Kyle of it all. We can, like, now see the forest for the trees. I'm just saying we did a T-Mobile thing with Lindsay. We loved her. We're charmed by her. Very sweet. And Carl seems like a gentle guy. Yeah.

And I think let's revisit it. And that's one minute. Maybe. We love Carl. We love him, but. I don't know how behind that I am, but it's definitely my, I don't think so, honey. That was so funny. And you fist pumped like a brother.

Like a brother. Like a brother. So you agree? I just think it's so fun how he's like approaching her now. Like they're sort of using this as like a bridge. And then every single time she's like, well, I guess they're like not that poor anymore. Like she said like slightly like less mean things than she did before. Like each one is just like a slightly less mean insult.

like it's getting nicer and nicer nicer. Are you pro-Lindsay culture? Lindsay is a necessary fixture in reality TV. I think so, I think she's so important. She is a reality TV god. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, she's a reality TV legend and we need her on our screens.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's, I like a mama's boy. I think he's quite winning to me. And a lot of people, well, I don't want to get to. I think you should date him. Yeah?

No. I think you and Carl would be good. Carl is so sweet. No, I have no interest in him romantically or sexually. Well, you've not met him yet. In the words of Jesse Solomon doing a cover, You just haven't met him yet. That's from my biggest inspiration, Michael Boubley.

I don't mean to pick on him. I do. I do. I do. If there's anyone that I'm comfortable picking on, it is Jesse Solomon. I'm so sorry about that. I do want to say this. If this season ends with the season.

like Jesse and Sierra fucking. I'm going to be really upset. No, well, not to bring this up, but sorry, it just did get brought up. Like, the fact that Wes had the nuts to have an entire episode about, about Jesse moving weird for bringing up possibly making out with Sierra. He's like, yeah, I just think that would be weird since she and I dated and he's full on dating a man. Like, that was a full episode this season. Yeah. Wasn't very long ago.

Moving weird. Give me a break. No, I just think people would say that you're moving weird, you know? No, I'm not saying, I just think, like, other people would say that, like, since she and I dated that... You're categorically moving weird. You're moving weird. Okay, Bowen Young, are you ready for your... I don't think so honey?

Yeah. I don't know it. I don't really have one. Yeah, but these are always your best. No. Not true. Okay. This, this is Bowen Yang's that don't think so honey is time starts now.

I don't think so honey. any vibe Celsius. I don't think we're being honest about what they're even trying to give. I don't understand Arctic. I don't understand tropical. We're just naming parts of the world. There are no

flavors associated with these parts of the world. Maybe with tropical, but Arctic, what's the flavor profile? It is what? Name it. Name it. Sparkling frozen berry. Nope. What is frozen berry? What is frozen berry? I want my fruits. I think 30 seconds.

Let's not to fly too close to the sun. Stick to the fruits. I think Celsius is worried that they're, that the whole, that it's too much for chicks. But I think that's, that is the beauty and power of Celsius is that it's all fruit based flavors.

15 seconds. I think anytime they veer off and go to cola, if they go to vibes, I think that's when we start to, that's when we're, we start to manipulate science a little too much. And we start to disturb the natural order of things and what flavors we are used to.

imbiving. And that's one minute. What did I say? Those are always your best. No, that's, no. I am 100% with you, Bowen. I do not understand the vibe series. They're not flavors. They're EDM music. And I do. They're media music. And I'm telling my wonderful assistant, Michelle now. I'm like, just get any, she's like, what are your Celsius flavors? Like, anything except the vibes. I don't care. I'm, I'm so easy. It's not that I'm difficult. I just don't want the vibes. The vibe, Celsius vibes are not flavors. They're abstract concepts. Yes. I don't want that.

I do want to show you something that's going to make you shake and shiver. Can I have your glass? No, I did this recently. This is actually crazy. Guess what color this is? So this is Arctic. Piss yellow.

This is Arctic vibe. You knew. That's what that flavor I like. No, this just happened to be recently. I don't have the same problems as Bowen until. You never want to see it outside of the can. You can't.

No. I will say there's something really wrong. No, that's the radioactive shit that turned the turtle. in the teenage view in tennis. Yeah, yeah, totally. And that's my only thing about you being like really in the Celsius.

Is that this is... That's not a color that needs to be in your body. No, that's not a color that the human eye is meant to witness. This is my thing. And it tastes less like Arctic vibe outside of the camp.

Exactly. That's how, that was when... That's Alex Mac in a cup. It's Alex Mac. It's very 80, it's very, yeah, like... It's Alex Mac on a power. powerless day. It's Alex Mack turned into her superhero form on a really hot, humid day and melted like a motherfuckus. With all the viscosity left the building. Yeah. Honey, viscosity down.

Not the wink. You're really good at it. You're really good at it. Now my pussy's soaked. Tangle. Okay, yeah. So I guess I'm on board with you there. It is my, if I'm going to drink a Celsius, though, like Arctic vibe is my flavor. So what are you? saying. He loves EDM. I'm just saying like, it has to be cold. Okay. And in the can.

And then I can abide it. Once you do this, it's a bridge too far. And now I have to put it down, actually. I cannot. I just, like, seeing that disgusting visual just made me remember that I'm going to have vulnerability hangover for mentioning the Oppenheim twins. No, don't, don't. And I'm sorry that I confuse them with the Winkle Vosses.

No, I'm sorry too. So. I think no one has anything to be ashamed about. You showed how smart you are. You showed that short kings have power sexually. Oh, thank you. I was like, where is he going with this? I'm just saying, we all showed our multitudes there.

No, I've been to a lot of therapy, though, and the crush went away. So. Did you bring it up in therapy? No, I just think it happened, like, through osmosis. A lot of incredible healing happened. And then sort of the attraction I noticed went away on the following season. Gotcha. And so all's right in the world.

So did you, did the relationship with Chrisel change how you felt? about him? I think so. I'm a diehard for Kershiel. I love Kishel from minute one to forever. I love her so much. And, you know, that whole thing was ridiculous. You would have a blast with Kishel.

Oh, I know. We would love each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. All right, well, while we have our producers make that connection happen, it's time for your I don't think Sohani.

Are you ready, Blair? I'm ready. All right. Well, that's good. Because this I don't think Sonny is Blair's Hockies. I don't think Sonny. one of the originators of the forum, and her time starts now.

I don't think so, honey, perm gate. What's perm gate? It's when I got a perm last week, accidentally. And you know what? I don't think so, honey. I don't think so honey is about the perm, but inso facto, it's actually about my 5 milligram THC night family that I take every single night.

That led me down and actually radicalized me on the TikTok for you page because I saw these beautiful women with this long, luscious, loose curls, and they were loose curl healthy, healthy, large perms. And the curls were very large, loose, luscious. And I thought, I want a uniform, I want a uniformed, like, a gracious, a grown-up-looking curl instead of my skateboard curls. I walked into that perm place. There was a non-toxic, a non-toxic, a very highly reputable perm place. I said, I'd like to look less skateboard-y.

And then they purmed the shit out of my hair that I walked out. And I said, what, bitch, I said, I'd like to look like Grace of Monaco, not Lord's a Dogtown. and now it looks like Heath Ledger at Lord of Dogtown. I have to wear a hat on my school. He's just a red one that does not have to be qualified. That's one minute. You don't look Lords of Dogs of Dogtown. Thank you.

You don't look Heath Ledger in the slightest. Dogville or Dogtown? I love Heath Ledger too. Shout out Heath Ledger. Shout out. But you don't look like him. You don't look like him. Well, look.

They said it's going to go down in like eight weeks or something. A certain amount of washes. Because we're pushing the K-A teen. We're going to look into some sort of, I don't know, deep treatments. That's what, it's just such a misnomer. Why do they call it a perm? It's not permanent. Well, it's a long time.

I will say I really loved, I really loved, I really loved the, when they were in. I felt so 1950s, like what those ladies must have felt like when the curl things were in. It's almost like when this type of singing was popular. I met a girl by the bay tonight. And I... Jesse, time jumped like paradise. Oh, we need to watch that show. That's not our culture.

I love it. Do we need to watch that show? Sorry. It feels like straight culture. I knew you were going to say straight culture. Right, but isn't it? My parents are like, we love paradise. And I'm like...

Yeah, my parents too. I actually, yeah, you're right. I should go on Shradio Lab and talk about Paradise. You should know that. Yes, absolutely. Yes. Hulu shows That strikes me as like weirdly a show George has seen

Like he's I think he's got on like Paradise Ask him Look it's really well executed A lot of lofty lofty high concept And I'm telling you they're landing that plane They're landing that plane Yeah okay interesting Yeah

This is what we need maybe Paradise is for straits Industry is for buys I love industry Gras is the one that showed me industry. Of course. See? That's what I'm saying. It is hardcore porn on every. Right.

Yeah, love it. And what's gay? Summerhouse? No, I think. Summerhouse. Well, gay is, um, gay is Rupal's Drag Race. Gay is, Gay is, RuPaul's Drag Race. Big finale coming up.

Who are we rooting for? I guess I'm rooting for. That's tough. Mikey Meeks? Right? Yeah, yeah. She's final. Three.

Anyway. So that's our discourse on that. But listen, we had so many amazing discourses. I think this conversation flowed like a river. It did. I mean, I think we untangled so many hot topics. We did. The view is probably scared.

Oh, the view is so shook about us. Yeah. We're taking over. Yeah. You know, The View has a podcast. Why? Every day they have a podcast hosted by executive producer Brian Teta. It's called Behind the Table.

Wow. Brian's wonderful. Brian's lovely. We love Brian. You should go on the show. You actually would be amazing on the show. You would be amazing on the view. As a panelist.

Thank you. Joy Behar, your days are numbered. Joy, I feel like I love, yeah, joy. I don't know if Joy would like me, but I would love, that would be a lot of fun. I think, yeah. Whoopi would think you were just delightful. Whoopi is a lot of fun. I love her philosophy on living with men.

I don't want a man in my house. Yeah, right. I'm out of here. Yeah, so. I don't want to have to talk to anybody. And then what did she say recently about? She was like, I take care of myself, my needs. She was like, I'm not with a man, but every now and then, I figure it out.

I figure it out. I figure it out. She said something along those lines. She's intimating that she's got booty call list, which I love for Whoopi Goldberg. So happy. I love that. I mean, like, look, everything's changed. If you're a rich woman, you really don't need to kind of get involved anymore.

Yeah, that's true. We have credit cards, property, for now. Yeah, and you got desks to rub on anything like Ms. Mama. Doors. Did you say her name? I said first name. Amanda. And I don't even think that's her name.

Right. No, it's just Amanda heavy episode. It's just, Amanda's across the country caught a lot of strangers. I know. Yeah. We're not generalizing. I think it's just a coincidence that these two girls that we focused on today were named Amanda.

I didn't really focus on her. And we're hoping the best for both of them. And we are hoping the best. We're hoping that little man does, gentles are still sort of all intact. They should be called gentles. Gentles? Yeah.

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It was like a first, like, closet moment from me where I was like, I don't feel like she's hot, like the rest of that. No, no, no. I was like, she's beautiful. But I'm appreciating her in a different way than these boys are. I'm not like, ugh. But listen to Los Angeles on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or whatever you get your podcast. This is an IHeart podcast.

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