Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - SEEK CULTURE Pt. 2 (w/ Catherine Cohen & Pat Regan)

Episode Date: January 2, 2019

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Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow.

Las Culturistas. We're going to move on. So this comes from Canada. This comes from Canada. This person provided their own. Never been. Famously have been. Never been. Never been. Famously have been. Never been.

Never been. Want to go. Provided their own pseudonym. It's Canada. So this is what they say. Hello, darlings. As a 40-year-old woman, I'm coming to you tiny young things for advice because I'm absuised with each and every one of you.

I love you, Canada. I have been working in the creative arts as a theater director for more than 15 years working with youth. There is a woman in the same community that used to work with me and now actively disparages me

to others in our small theater. I fucking love drama. I hear this from people that I work with as well as thinly veiled social media posts that she makes about our productions

or me as a person. Jesus. I believe that this behavior comes from jealousy as our shows are well attended and critically acclaimed. Her negative attitude towards me makes me feel nervous and unwelcome in the theater community in our town. Despite having a lot of friends in the community

and having worked with many people, I worry about her gossip spreading and it discourages me from getting involved with other projects as an actor or even continuing with my own. How do I rise above it and continue as a creative contributor to our community? Signed, I'm not good. I'm not bad.

I'm just right. Canada. Yeah. What a sign off. I'm like addicted to her. I know. We love you. We love you.

I'm so sorry that's happening. That's so shitty. It's like this person clearly needs so much treatment. I feel like the only thing you can do is just continue to be kind to everyone you come across and they'll see that it's not true. And truly, this might sound simplistic, but it is one of those things where you just stay in your lane.

My mom, for some reason, always tells me, reminds me, she's like, God, work is really stressful. I have these enemies at work, but you know what? I just stay in my, I keep my eyes on my own paper

and I smile at them. I'm nice to them. I do everything i can to just also stand my own ground stake my own claim on things but like all you can do is just ignore those fucking shitty people and also always remember that people can see that behavior like you're not the only one who's noticing that like people can see that like passive aggressive and even sometimes flat out aggressive behavior on social media and they talk about it amongst themselves like hello whenever like anyone's acting crazy in our community do we not

all talk about it yes yes it takes all of the fact that this person is getting shit talked on her for sure yeah it's just she sounds like this person sounds like a mess it's definitely coming from jealousy it sounds like your shows are great she sounds like your shows are fucking untalented can I ask you guys do you guys have

haters absolutely i have you i have one specific hater oh really yeah when i screen grabbed and sent to you don't remember you remember because i was like should i tweet the screen grab and you're like no that's intense oh that random person yeah oh yeah of course i think sometimes well we talk about this sometimes like like it's just like it's not a hater thing it's just like obviously an insecurity thing that we that we then hear about and sometimes. Like, like it's just like a, it's not a hater thing. It's just like, obviously an insecurity thing that we, that we then hear about. And it's funny when they think we won't hear about it. Yeah.

Or it's the, it's the people. Yeah. It's yeah. It's not hate. It's just people putting certain things on us that aren't necessarily blowing off steam and maybe the, maybe to the wrong person.

And I get, I don't begrudge them of that. I'm only just like, well, that's just not true. And like at a certain point, and Sudii says this said this to us when we when you and i were complaining about this stuff sudi was just like at a certain point you just have to realize that the other person is just wrong yeah and like there's that's you just leave it at that

and that's the thing too is with this situation it's like all you can do is stay you're right in your lane stay creating good stuff and keep a positive attitude and then you can go to sleep every night knowing that same thing yes it's a classic keep your side of the street clean situation don't let her discourage you from doing other projects that that really breaks my heart if that's if that's true and and you know if it is like just... I mean, your shows are well attended. Like, you are a successful theater director. Like, just really, really coast on that. If anything, let it fuel your fire.

Yes. We love that. Canada, we love. Thank you, Canada. I was addicted to that whole person. Okay. And I feel connected to EC. Yeah.

I miss EC. I miss EC, too. EC, I'm telling you, please email back in. Some of my closest friendships start with drama, and that's how I feel to EC. Yeah. I miss EC. I miss EC too. EC, I'm telling you, please email back in. Some of my closest friendships start with drama and that's how I feel about EC. Yes.

I mean, hello. All right, so this one's from JD. Wait, I want fun names. Okay, this one's from... I know, I loved Nan and now we're just like doing love. Say her name. Say this person's name on three.

One, two, three. Cut. Simone. Simone. Simone. Simone. This is from Simone. Simone is such a, she's in a nightie. Simone writes, one, I'm a newly graduated young professional, LMFAO, so I have my first

real time full job. Congrats. I got dumped by my college boyfriend and in my crazy post breakup stage, I started sleeping with my coworker. Wow. It was supposed to be a one timetime thing, but it has turned into more than that? Should I stop? Two,

I just got a bad haircut. It's way too short for me. How do I continue living now? I love all of you. Thank you. We love you back, Simone. I would say there's no reason to stop sleeping with him unless it's making you feel bad. If it's fun.

I don't care about co-worker I don't care about like is this right it's like fuck just do whatever you want if you're not hurting anyone

that's my but that's how I'm very selfish and I live for whatever feels good in the moment well it doesn't sound like it's hurting anyone

haircut babe it'll grow it'll grow it'll grow it'll grow out oh babe we've all been there. We've all been there.

And also, you can just kind of get on the side of the own bad haircut and just be like, you can always do something fun. You can spin it. You can spin it. And looking back at my life, now that it's over, I... At 30. With 30. With 30.

And with 30. And with 30. With 30. Looking back at my life with 30, I think that some of the happiest, most productive times of my life were when I had a bad heart cut. And it's just funny how things work out. And also, I think with the co-work, I think just, yeah, just keep doing it and see what happens. If you realize you don't want to do it, then don't do it. Both of you guys are like, no.

I think there is like real truth to people saying like, don't shit where you eat. I think because i think as someone who's done it many times i can't stop doing it in an office environment i mean like yeah like we we we get to now like have these loose definitions of like what work is and like what co-working spaces are okay um pat has to pee i'm very it's crazy i had too much coffee oh my god he's gonna set this one out so but i just think every workplace is different it depends on what your workplace is like if you're if if there is potential for this to end poorly and for this to for this to like repercuss in some bad way at your job then that's a little risky and i'm so sorry

about uh your your college ex-boyfriend um but it's for the best it's for the yeah it's for the best that you guys maybe aren't together but i yeah i just i don't know i i think it really depends on the circumstances with the co-worker well it's like this it's it was supposed to be a one-time thing but it has turned into more than that yeah so it's not that she's saying it's become okay fucking more. It could even be feelings. She might.

So if it's feelings then then negotiate it like and also like you can't deny what you're feeling and also just check in. I think it's a good

check in moment because there's a reason to check in because you work together and it's also never bad to check in. Yeah. I've never stopped

doing something. I mean literally my whole early 20s and my actual it was all actual fucking my bosses and literally the last boss i had at this restaurant i worked at i wanted to fuck so bad like and i was like this is a bad instinct i think and i think it would have been bad had i had sex with him. Can we close the door? Sorry. It's insane. No, you're making hot produce go.

I'm sorry, hot produce. I'm sorry. The instinct to keep it open is so crazy to me. I know. That is the opposite of... She's stepping over her bag. It's like, give me that. I'm sorry. The opposite of choosing to have sex.

Respect and believe women. Respect and believe women. Do we have anything else for this? No, I feel like you're in a great place. It's exciting that you are single and working and young and hot

I think especially when you get out of college you have to have those shit where you eat moments and learn from them grow will it turn out will it be easy

will it create problems maybe but isn't that what your 20s is for yes problems problems can I read one

yes yeah let's read one this is the next one okay what's this person's name everybody say a name I'm gonna call this person cutie

cutie oh that's cause Matt saw his photo oh okay and truly it's just cause he's blonde oh let me see I don't like blondes

not and white stop it you always do that to me I've decolonized I don't like blondes have you have you what's that what's his name I don't like blonde. Have you? Have you? What's that?

What's his name? I don't like blondes really either. Okay, stop. Now this is... No, I don't like blondes. You can't win with Bowen. You cannot win with Bowen. If you like blondes,

if you don't like blondes. If you're on a team, you see. Okay, guys. What's their name? Cutiefest. Cutiefest. Cutiefest. All right.

Dear Cutiefest. So Cutiefest says... Cutiefest. How do I move to NYC. All right. I was going to say, so Cutie Fest says, Cutie Fest. How do I move to NYC as a dumb person? It's a new fire fest. Cutie Fest. Cutie Fest asks, Cutie Fest asks,

how do I move to NYC as a dumb person without money? No, you're not dumb. I'm 22 and people used to always say I have potential, but now they don't say it anymore.

Weird. What kind of potential? Let's see if he details it. And then CutieFest continues to ask. Okay. So how can I get discovered or at least make friends? Get discovered? Discovered.

This is okay. Hold on, hold on, hold on. There's more. Also, like, where do I live? Literally, how does New York work? I feel like New York City is at least three states big. XOXO, Cutie Fest. Okay, New York works like this.

Wait, I want to hear. Wait, stop. I want all of us to go around in one sentence and say how New York works. And Bojan goes first. Okay, so New York is really just a vertical. It's just stacks of people. And that is horrifying if you think about it. It's just people living on top, literally

living on top of each other and that really informs the whole sort of politic of the city and how people relate to each other, how the infrastructure is crumbling literally as we sit here in an old building. So that's how New York works.

Catherine, how does New York work? New York is emails. Coffee is Craigslist. New York is walking through the garbage and saying, let it snow. Can't find that anywhere else. New York is, oh my God. New York is, my god it's fabric

it's nowness it's music but it's also rhythm and you know what it isn't none okay is that helpful I would say streeteasy.com but that being said I'm looking for an apartment right now and

let me ask you this you started that we got to you now we're going can I fucking say one thing you're bothering me you're bothering my ass

you're bothering my ass I found a great place and they sent me the application I'm like I don't know what any of this means what's a letter of employment

I'm serious for me well that's you're a freelancer so what I would do for you is this is my advice to you your sea culture is i would have joe's pubs yeah i was gonna say the exact same thing have alan coming maybe even or an email take a big check whatever your biggest check is show them that pay stub you know what i mean like your your most recent largest checks show them those pay stubs it's different for you because when henry and i were looking for an apartment he had to go to the ends of the earth to prove his income.

And it is annoying, but you can do it. And I think it would be rather easy for you. My voiceover stuff is what I would say. Yeah, you have the voiceover stuff. Just where do you make the most consistent money? Live performance, right? The voiceover. The voiceover.

Oh, the voiceover stuff. That'd be incredible. You should do the voiceover and you should literally ask Joe's pub to send you. Yeah, I would do that. You should do the voiceover and you should do the voice. You should do the voice. That's really do the voice. You should do the voice. That's what we're saying. We'll talk about this more after.

Thank you guys. What is New York? What is New York? Now she's addicted to me again. It's so frustrating. Why do they need to know everything about my fucking life to give me an apartment? I know. It's bad.

Oh my God. Especially the government-owned building that Henry, the one that used to come to when we lived together. It was psycho to lock down lived together. It was psycho to lock down that apartment. It was a three-month process. Then they took a month to even decide and they needed my W9

from 2014. It was fucking crazy. Crazy. I don't know where any of that shit is. Alright, Pat, what is New York? New York is a town of contradictions. Everyone's gay and no one's gay. There's always a place to charge your phone. There's never a place to charge your phone.

It's good. It's bad. Everyone's hot. No one's hot. Everyone's obsessed with you. No one wants to fuck you. Everyone's a comedian. Nobody's funny.

Yeah, that's New York. That's so good. Gorgeous. I love that. Matt? New York. That's so good. Gorgeous. I love that. Matt? New York is an epic song, and the verses all detail people acting like they know exactly where they're going.

And in the verses of the song that is New York, you have people who are walking confidently upstairs, downstairs, to subways, standing in subways, sometimes even using both their hands or leaning on the subway poles taking up space new york is a lot of people taking up a lot of space but guess what in the chorus of the song it's all a lot of indecision honey it's all a lot of just ordinary people we're just ordinary people and guess what so are you baby and this is what i would say to you cutie fest just fucking do it because the way that you move to new york there's no one who can ever

fucking tell you here's how you do it here's what to do get a relatively cheap apartment you're 22 like be resourceful you're gonna have to get a job that you don't really like in the beginning and you're probably gonna have to have that job for a little bit. That is part of the grind. What I would say to anyone that wants to move to New York City is prepare to not fucking love your life for the first three or four years. It's about coming even longer than that. No.

2012 through 2016 I fucking hated my life. I worked five days out of the week at a restaurant. You worked a nine to five. I worked a nine to five. I attempt at the shittiest fucking places. Then I worked at a nine to five. I worked a nine to five. I attempt at the shittiest fucking places. Then I worked at a nine to five where I hated my life. I currently nanny. Yeah.

I still hate my life. And what did you do before? Like you were making money, like tutoring, tutoring. Yeah. And, and waited tables and babysat and worked at office.

I was, I was like a career waiter. Like we were all, we all fucking hit, like, you know, mops the floors and shit. You know, you gotta be prepared to come here and like just do the work to build a base and it takes longer in

new york but the rewards are really great and i would say in this town anything can happen anything can happen it really can i'm serious i get really emotional when i think about it and also one more contradiction is your is your wildly jealous of everyone but everyone also is very sad too keep your head down it's like what we've been saying to everyone else just keep your head down and work I feel like you know people used to tell you you always have potential but now they don't say it anymore that's not true

I thought I thought I thought sorry you have a lot of potential you're 22 years old I thought Pat's condolence was gonna be you're wildly jealous of people but you're also very happy for everyone but then you're what your turn was and everyone's very sad i will say is go listen to the company soundtrack play another hundred people and book your ticket bitch oh my god i would say around yes come to new york show up places yeah just just show show up. Oh my God.

Force yourself to go out, even if you feel awkward, even if you're alone. But also know that it might not, like, I don't know. I did those things and then it didn't work out for a long time. And then I had to come back and figure it out again. But it's like, no, but I mean, I like fully crashed and burned and had to move out of New York. And it's like, I think that it is, I will just come to bat for the fact that like, sometimes it's easy to just make the leap, then that will appear.

And sometimes it doesn't and you kind of fall on your fucking face. Yeah, but Pat, are you here now? Okay, that's a few. Kind of let me get to it. But then you come back and rework and refigure. But I'm saying even now, like that's part of my ethos is like whenever I'm thinking about a big decision, like this will work out. Like I'll just have the hustle.

It's like that doesn't always work out that is not a functional place to be at to think it will work out necessarily I disagree I always think I always manifest I'm always like it's gonna be okay I'll add like you have to

one time Kate Burland tweeted and this isn't a comment on anything one time Kate Burland tweeted did you this isn't a comment on anything. One time Kate Burland tweeted, did you manifest that or was it white privilege? I mean... No, I... That's also true. I'm very privileged.

I'm very privileged. But Cutie Face has white privilege. Cutie Face, stop. I mean, I'm looking at him. He has a... Cutie Fast. Cutie Fast. We're perfecting Cutie Face.

Cutie Fast. And I also want to tell Cutie Fast that when he gets to New York, he can contact me. Oh my God. This is sick. But also, we can also just be friends. Let's have Pat read the next one.

Okay, perfect. Okay. Okay, let me find it. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Now create a nickname for him. Okay, no, so, okay. Oh, one, two, three. Rara. R him. Okay. No. So, okay. One, two, three.

Rara. Rara. Rara. Rara. Okay. Rara. Rara. Rara asks.

What's the subject line? The subject line is lol sos. Do you guys say lol or lol? Lol. Lol. Lol. Seeks his love, catches his love. I don't think so, honey.

Lol. Ever since Mitra, Juhari, and the set after, we did a comedy show two days after the election, and then she just kept saying in her set, LOL at these people wearing pins,

safety pins. Okay, can I just say, spent some time with Mitra in LA, and also met Whitmer Thomas, fucking love. I know,

I'm addicted to them. Addicted. They're divine. They're gonna do a game show on December 21st. In New York? Yes. Oh, fun. I really wanna go. You know what I'm addicted to them. Addicted. They're divine. They're gonna do a game show on December 21st. In New York? Yes. Oh, fun.

I really wanna go. You know what I was thinking when you said like I just had this like flash I was like, wow, like we've been doing this a long time.

Yeah, for sure. The election was a long time ago. I know. You guys, Rara needs our help. Okay. Hey folks, big ups for this idea.

Hyphen. Love any therapy that doesn't dig into my crippling student debt yes queen go off and slay how do y'all as creatives reconcile your desire for fulfillment success and even a certain degree of fame we don't know what you're talking about

but the fact that artistic ability is not much of a rarity these days in other words with so many other talented parenthetical and beautiful people out there with brilliant ideas, how do you find the value in your own art slash voice? Positively drag us, Rara.

Does this read as a cry for help? Live, laugh, love, exclamation point. Keep doing what you're doing, Rara. I get this question. I think I, love. Exclamation point. Keep doing what you're doing. Rah, rah. I get this question. I don't get it. I think I get what Rah, rah's asking.

I'm not sure I get what Rah, rah's asking. I think I'm offended. I think Rah, rah, rah's asking. Making art isn't easy. That's true. The premise of the question. Anyway, you look at it. The premise of the question is that we are not for unique, unique talents.

No, we are though. No, no, no, no. He's saying how do you just keep on. I think really the root of this question is when you know that so many people around you are so talented and like when there is a lot of shit going on out there that is good and now there's so many channels to put it on how do you stay the course and not get unfocused i think robert's asking this for themselves yeah i mean they're like i i think what i'm getting is Rara saying I know so many talented people it's so easy to be seen

by people nowadays with social media but like how do I how do you still make whatever I want to make in that space so I think

that's tough I mean but I mean that's another thing where you just do it you can't let it you can't let the scale of things yeah

keep you from from putting stuff out right I also I read it more as with all the stuff happening, sometimes it just feels like more opportunity. Sometimes it feels like competition. Sometimes it feels like opportunity. And I also

think that, I caught Shades and Rara's message towards us that it was like, like, I get in these conversations with people who aren't in the field the biz the industry what have you that they're like it's like people people that I know from outside being I just have like so much respect for you kind of like pursuing pursuing your dreams like really going for it and I'm like

I feel like I never made the decision it's like I feel like everyone does have innate artistic ability and so to me part of the question is how do you want like why are you choosing to pursue this career if everyone has it some people are um of the question is, how do you want, like, why are you choosing to pursue it as a career? If everyone has it, some people are other jobs. And it's like, and you just have to look at it as like, well,

they can do whatever they want. They could do this too. Like I don't, I never made the choice. I truly never at any point made a choice to, to try to do comedy and, and have actively tried to quit comedy many times. And,

and so it's just like, it's like, I don't know why I'm doing it and they're not, but's their choice to do it or not like i didn't make you do marketing you know what i mean like yep whatever addicted to you i think i think like um i don't know because i i't know because I just try and not think about, I just try so hard not to compare myself to other people and just have a psychotic amount of confidence even when the world tells me you shouldn't be that confident, which happens all the time. Can I say something that really helps me? Because I sometimes do fall victim to the thing of compare and then you despair.

When you see someone else that like, that's really shining, like, embrace that. Like, if you see, like, that there's, like, a video that someone wants to share, maybe share it. Maybe, like, give it a like. Maybe tell someone you liked it. Honestly, that thing that you're afraid of, which is someone else's success, you'd be surprised how much you can actually be a part of that. You know what I mean? And that's contagious i think that when you go out of your way and you celebrate someone else it only pays off good dividends for you so this thing that you're afraid of or that maybe is intimidating

to you which is like other people starting to pop or like you know this thing it's really it doesn't exist and it's not taking anything from you. And in fact, like you can choose and opt into being positive. And I think that that reverberates in a really good way. Good energy is a real thing. You know what helps me? And this sounds like it's unrelated. But I have found that it helps to have like some internal physical anchor in you. And this sounds crazy.

Wait, what do you mean? Okay. So I've been meditating. And one of the guided things for like something to listen to like before you go into like a creative setting or something is like they tell you to like find like a point of focus in your body. And you just rest your focus on that. But for me literally it's from my groin i feel like i just like anchor i do a kegel basically but it's a mental kegel where i'm just like as soon as i tap into that like everything else falls into place and like

i'm on and like oh my god that would make me horny i think i'd have to like jerk off no no no no no it like it really like as soon as i like like i anchor myself into my own bod yeah it's something that like no one else can take away from you it's like it's something that's only about you it's like not about your extenuating circumstances like find that in yourself whether it's from whether you're going to perform from from your groin or from your shoulder or whatever the fuck. Yes. Find something. Addicted to that. I also think that you just, it has to keep going back to like,

oh, I'm doing this because at the end of the day, I want to do this and I want to create something meaningful to me. And like, and yeah, I think that the question about motives and like fame and career and stuff, like I've recently,

like truly in the last month, gotten to this place where it's not um i don't feel a need to chase that anymore i think it's like even just doing the pod like having a small little a small broadening of my scope like um of people i'm reaching like um it's a huge it's a huge deal it's it's it was a jump from where i was before the pod. And I was like, oh, this is what I wanted, having people know who I am more. And then even that small thing, I was like, oh, I actually don't necessarily like or want this.

I just thought I did. And then I'm like, oh, I'm not doing it for that. Why am I doing it? I'm like, oh, because I like to try to make people laugh. That's really what it is. And I've had the same realization. It's never been an actual... I thought it was about fame and attention,

and that's been annoying to deal with. But really like even as like our audience has grown, I've still had this thing, which is like, how am I going to creatively like fulfill myself? And that's how you're, that's when you know you're a true creative is it's like you're still craving something.

So this thing of other people, it's not necessarily about them. Just celebrate them and find what's going to make you better. And I was just going to say, one of the most interesting things I've felt the past few years meeting people on the biz, I feel like the most successful people I've met are the most complimentary to other people. They're the nicest. It's like crazy when someone who I think is so successful and talented says something nice to me.

I'm like, you did not have to do that. And I think that's why people, some people like that get to work so much because there's such a delight and they bring this good vibe and they're, they're really happy for other people. And I, yeah, I've been trying a lot more lately to really like, especially like younger comedians to like,

you know, give them opportunities and be like, yeah, totally. I can't wait. I really want to be successful so I can help other people. No, I mean, that's been so the great thing about like, I don't wait I really want to be successful so I can help other people me no I mean

that's been so the great thing about like I don't think so honey is knowing that like yes that's fun to be a part of it's like you know we give a lot of people a like not even opportunity you know I don't think we're giving them that but it's like you know it's cool to know that it's a place where so many people can get

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available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Okay, Johnny. Johnny, I want to say, I think you're evolved. You're ahead of your time. You're an ally.

You're doing important work. You'll be 21 soon. You can come hang out at all the fun shows. Yes. I think you're evolved you're ahead of your time you're an ally you're doing important work you'll be 21 soon you can come hang out at all the fun shows I think you are yeah you're ahead of your time and I'm thank you so much you get it and then you get to know that you get it and not everyone else oh my god I love people like Johnny because it's like when you find when

you find a straight who just like gets it it's so like I had a long chat last night with and I will shout him out who Martin Urbano he gets it you're just a rare straight who just like completely gets it

and so fucking funny I love him I die every time I see him die and like his stage presence is so good and then just chatting with him

I was like oh you're you're a diamond in the rough in that you're a straight man that you can actually talk to and have a conversation with. He's so, he and Kelsey are so sweet.

Yeah, they're great. And I just think like, yeah, I think it's fucking great that you're straight and you like these pods. And also that's cool that you're in high school.

I think you're obviously developing into an extremely cool person. And also, bitch, get a fake ID and see Catherine. And I think depending on where my clothes, that could be important

to people in this high school for there to be straight people. Johnny loves. I think it's so important that there's... Johnny. I mean, sorry. Johnny. I think it's so important for there to be

straight people in high schools all around America that listen to our podcast. Yes, I agree. Although here's my thing with the straights that get it. I'm listening. I'm often so horny. Attractive.

I'm so horny for them and then I get angry. Wait, who is your straight? Who are other straights who get it in the commune? Okay, Tim Platt. Matt Grossman. Ryan Haney. Oh, in our community. Yeah, Tim Platt. Love him.

He gets it deeply. And it's such an adorable boy. Everyone that's been on Game Show gets it. Brian and Nick, they get it. They get it. They get it. That was so fun. I know.

We were on there tonight. I was truly truly truly and I got to do another one and I got to judge straights pageant and it was um and Brian and Nick were there and Brian made it to the finals and I wanted to and I wanted I was like I felt like a judge at the end being like being like I've watched your whole

straight pageant journey and I'm so pleased literally Catherine that I made like a list of like my like guest the judges that I want for the next trade pageant it's on a Wednesday what day

January 23rd sad it's so sad I was so sad when I couldn't come to the last one I know I just got triggered

I just got triggered why because you know when you go skiing and there is they give you a lift ticket and it has the date on it yes

one time I went skiing on February 23rd and for an entire, and I just like left it on my jacket and for like an entire winter, this kind of like bully kid would come up to me and flip it and be like, February 23rd.

Yeah. That's crazy. And I know that was January 23rd, but it put me back in that place. Okay, I'm sorry. You can edit that out if you want. Do you know in high school, my guy friends used to think

where they would flip our boobs and go flip the burger and we thought it was funny and we laughed? Isn't that fucked up? We have a question that's sort of Sikh treatment centric,

but I also think because Bowen and I have been on the Sikh treatment pod, it's for everyone. It's for everyone. It's for everyone. So Bowen, go ahead. Okay, what's this person's name?

Joko. Joko. Joko. Joko Jono. We're definitely doing that kind of J exclamation. J. It's very much happening. Do you want a new name?

Joko. No. Joko. Joko. Joko. Joko. Joko. Joko asks, what qualities are you looking for in your crush of the week selection?

Oh. If they make my dick move. No. My dick move. I think it's a, it's like, it's like a thing of um well it depends because sometimes we do kind of sometimes do a little cop-out once or it's like someone we just want to celebrate and sometimes we do like genuine someone yeah it's like if i'm watching tv and like something really turns like i was my most recent crush the week has a narrative

is amber from sabrina the teenage witch do you watch you watch it? No. The new adventures? The new adventures. The TGIF ABC 1996 Melissa Joan Horton vehicle. My crush of the week was from that project. My crush of the week is Harvey though from the original Sabrina. I know.

He never was someone who ignited my loins. I was much more of like Steve from Full House was mine kind of. But I get where you're coming from. But what qualities are you talking about? So it's like Ambrose is Sabrina's cousin and he's brash. And he's trapped in a house and he is gay and he's hooking up with this guy. And he's just sitting in his room.

They had this flirtation and the guy's nefarious, you can tell. Nefarious. He's kind of sitting in his room. They had this like flirtation. And the guy's nefarious, you can tell. And then like. Nefarious. He's kind of like the other guy. And then like Ambrose is sitting in his room in this like silk robe. And the guy just shows up in his room. And they just like start hooking up. And it's like. Exciting.

I'm looking for excitement in A Crush With A Week. You're looking for excitement. Something that excites me. Speaking of British. Catherine, did you hook up with any British? Oh my God. Oh. Really?

I'm so jealous. Oh my God. I've never hook up with any British? Oh my god. Really? I'm so jealous. Oh my god. I've never hooked up with a British. She held up a number. How many? Let's do it again. Wow. I'm so jealous. I fell in L. She fell in L. In British.

Really? No, just for the mom. No, L's Elle, baby. Elle's Elle. Elle's fleeting. Elle's beautiful. Elle is Elle and Elle wins. And Elle wins.

Elle wins. Elle wins. Elle wins. Elle wins. Elle wins. She's really blonde. Catherine, any qualities that you look for? So we've got dick move, excitement.

For me, it's about, it's an element of surprise. I like when I, I like if I see a picture of you and I don't feel anything. And then I meet you and I'm like, oh, shit. Like that confidence. Yes. When you have that chemistry with someone yes like I remember meeting someone at a show once and I like didn't I was like not in it I was like not thinking about crushes I was like thinking and I turned and we made eye contact and I was just like oh something's yeah wow and then when like you're sort of like drawn to someone you just have to keep talking to them yes yeah I'm like god I'm horniest one in america right now yeah i have to say i it's an intangible thing for me like and i'm kind of missing it right now like i don't have like i

mean i have that one person that i like think about a lot which is toxic but i'm missing like a crush like i i'm i i really like i don't know i just missed that feeling of like liking someone in that way yeah i'm coming out of a very deep obsessive crush that um i'm coming i could tell it's ending and i'm excited it's i'll have some fear do you feel like you're getting over it or you're like you're letting it go i think i'm letting it go i i think that i i would just i just i texted to katherine the other day i've reached the point of i've reached the point of the obsession where i don't even i can't even keep track of if I like the person or not. It's like not about that anymore.

God. It's been pretty intense. Yeah, it's been really intense. It's been one of my most intense ones. And I think that I'm just letting it play out however it will. And I'm like at peace with it. I have one loose end where I discussed it too much on a podcast. And I'm hoping they can play out however it will and I'm like at peace with it. I have one loose end of where I discussed it too much on a podcast and I'm hoping they can edit things out

but whatever. We need the producers working 16 hour days. 16 hour days. All hands on deck. I texted the team and I said this is an all hands on deck situation. Clear your week. Cancel your obligations. Speaking of To do that with 30 still is...

Even with 30. Sorry, sorry. Speaking of homosexuality, we have another question. I feel like we answered that one. Wait, Beau, what was your crush? What do you look for in a crush? Oh.

Jolly. Oh, nice. That's it. Also, I think we should just point out for transparency's sake, often won't say our actual crushes as the crushes. Right, I mean, come on.

We dare not. We're not going to burn the world down. Let's do two more. Hi, big fan. Oh, this person is... Groot! Groot asks, Hi, big fan.

Also, could you please tell Patty Harrison and Lorelei Ramirez to release more A Woman's Smile, please? Yes. Thanks. We'll tell them. We'll tell them. Question.

I'm mad at that one, but I celebrate my friends in the question what do we learn from jaja question i am a gay that hates anal sex topping thank you the whole thing what do i do it doesn't necessarily turn me off i can do either fine i just don't really get anything from it everything else is great. Sometimes I feel like a fake gay because of it. Tell me what to do.

Let me take this one. You are not alone. We have to talk about this. But I have gone through, I've taken a turn in my journey. Because you both kind of have expressed to me that you didn't love Ayn. Grew. I used to be so secretly closet anti-anal and I was like it's so messy

it's gross like just and blah blah blah and then on at a certain point I don't know if this is like politically too like controversial to say there's some level of like there's some level of like internalized homophobia

there and some thin level of it where like what some level of like internalized homophobia there. And there's some thin level of it where you're like, what I do, my sex is disgusting. I don't like it. For me, it just fucking hurts. And it hurts, but here's my turn. But you're talking about bottoming exclusively. Let me say that. Here's my turn.

Gotten some, guys, there's such a thing as a trainer dildo that I bought and it's changed everything. Really? I got trainer dildo. I got a trainer dildo. I got a good's changed everything wow i got trainer dildo i got a trainer dildo i got a good lube just go to your go to a local sex shop trainer dildo good lube and poppers and like i just clock the clock on my computer stick it up my ass yep do poppers and then i get and then i'm like oh wait this is i'm into this and now i'm like kind of ramping up to like being internal there's nothing i want more than to enjoy getting fucked i really looks fun right it looks so fun and the

guys that like it they say it's like i'm being on a wild ride yeah so what else what i will also say though is i think i love it i think we're just i i this question doesn't read to me as a phobic. No, no, not that. It doesn't read to me as bottoming being painful. It reads to me as a conceptual kind of. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Disconnectedness to anal sex as a practice. Sure, sure, sure. But what I will say is I think that's fine.

I think that I'm in a place right now with 30 where like I think that's fine. You don't have to like anything. And I think that maybe you'll have to find someone who likes the shit that you like. But everyone, you know, I'm in this place where I was talking to someone and they were like a total bottom. And I generally would probably be that too. But they were like, yeah, I really like this guy, but he's versed. I need a total top. You know what it's like.

And I'm like, well, if you find someone you really like, you'll figure out how to get each other off. It's my new thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if they like you back and they really, it's like, don't worry about it too much. Like hooking up, I think it can become warped in our brains how important it is and how important these roles are and like how important like what the kind of brass tacks of what we do is.

Ultimately, if you find someone that you really like, and even if you like different things but you really like each other, you will figure out a way to make each other come. Don't overthink it. Your sex is your sex. I think don't ever think that you have to do what's in porn. That shit is

crazy. You can't physically do what they do because they're also like, not for nothing. They're professionals. They do that. They live,

they have to be able to perform that way in that sort of like fantasy sex world. And also, I think sometimes there's like some, they have enhancements

that they're able to do the things that they do. But also, this trainer dildo, I'm going to have to ask you. I highly recommend it. But you don't have to have anal sex it but you don't have to have anal sex you also don't have to have anal sex you don't have to

partake in it for me it's just if you are in a place Guru that you want to arrive at that at enjoying it then I would recommend if you're open to bottoming more just doing that and the trainer dildo

has leveled me up to the actual dildo has leveled me up to the actual dildo that for the longest time I can. Yeah, it sounds like he doesn't even dislike it. It sounds like glue has topped, has bottomed, and it's like, I don't really care. It's not my thing. Yes, and I get that, and I get that.

I get that about glue. Glue. My thing is sometimes with the anal sex thing is like because i don't like the way that we have literal intercourse i sometimes get sad that i will never be able to experience true sexual connection and i'm just like that makes me very wait because you because you don't think because i don't like because i don't i don't know like it's it's like a weird thing where i'm like am am I missing out on something? No. I've had sex with a woman and it was not connected. No.

I think there have been things that aren't full penetration that are so much more intimate and pleasurable than like... It doesn't matter. I mean, I'm just thinking of the people I fucked and how deeply disconnected

I am oh my god okay one more so one more and this one's this was a simple fun one

so what's this person's name oh one two three Barbara I said Barbara

Zaz Zaz Gina Barbara Zaz Gina Barbara Zaz Gina Barbara Zaz asks well says my favorite thing to do in the world is to go to the movies by myself and eat Inari sushi Gina Barberzaz. Gina Barberzaz. Gina Barberzaz asks, well, says,

my favorite thing to do in the world is to go to the movies by myself, and eat Inari sushi, and then have a little cry over the end credits. I even did this during Tag, not my finest hour. But I guess a more functional adult human would seek out other people and try to convince them to see beyond my personality and to my body.

How do I switch modes from socially anxious and fond of snacks to slightly less likely to never need a plus one invite to a formal social event? Like, she's putting pressure on herself that she likes her solitary. Jean Barber's ass. You're so evolved. We're all working towards being okay with our solitary

time. What I will say, JBZ, is that I am someone who swings back and forth between being... Gina with a J. Gina with a J. Gina with a J. Gina Keogh. JVZ. What is it?

Gia, Barbara, Zaz. Gina, Barbara, Zaz. Zaz. Gina. Gina, Barbara, Zaz. Gina, Barbara, Zaz. I'm someone who swings back and forth in a pendulum between someone who isolates very much and will not respond to emails about hanging out. I will not make any plans to be alone for an extended period of time.

And then sometimes I get to a place where I get done what I have to do for the day and it would be nice to sleep. I can't just go home and be by myself. I have to be around people. And then there's that compulsion but I can't just go home and be by myself I have to be around people and then there's that compulsion and I kind of go back and forth between those two things and I think neither one of them is better than the other but like a balance is healthy and like if but this sounds like a

self care thing that you do once in a while and it's fine it's fine I just think it's like you don't want to always be alone maybe but you don't have to always be with people. Don't judge yourself. Also, being invited to events is 100% so overrated.

I don't get invited to shit. Also, whenever I do get invited to shit, oftentimes you go to events and being around so many people is like, ugh. It's not enjoyable. I've been going, the last three movies I've seen,

I went alone to Alamo Drafthouse. I think movies should be seen alone. Yeah. I've been going, the last three movies I've seen, I went alone to Alamo Drafthouse. I think movies should be seen alone. Yeah. I agree. I'm going to see, does anyone want to see Happy Death Day 2 alone with me? Alone is scary.

I'll see it alone with you. Is it out? Not yet. I just had a preview. I think Happy Death Day was so good. I want to watch it. It's right up my alley. Do you like scary movies,

Catherine? Sort of. It's not that scary. I do, but I don't. It's honestly not that scary. They keep me up at night, but I like them. It honestly is not that scary. It really is more don't. It's honestly not that scary. They keep me up at night but I like them. It honestly is not that scary.

It really is more of a it's really more of a think piece and it's a vibe for you because it's at a high school. No it's at a college. It's a college. Which is even more fun because it's rarer.

That's rarer. It's rarer. It's rarer. And um Je jean de Barbara Jeans. But Happy Death Day was so good and I think Happy Death day 2 will be so good

well Zazun, Barbara, Zazaz I think you Catherine's completely right you're evolved let me just finish this and I was going to you literally cut it in you fucking piece of shit

stop Catherine's right you are so evolved for finding this comfort fucking piece of shit. God. Stop. You, Catherine's right, you are so evolved for being, for finding this comfort. Like, sushi and a cry

at the end credits sounds so perfect. You are really getting to the emotional rawness of who you are on a regular basis and you know what triggers it.

And I think you have nothing to, you don't need to do anything. You have nothing to change. Jejeune Jebo Isn't Jejeune a thing? Jejeune means like

really like basic basically like simplistic like so You were using Jejeune a lot for a little while. You brought that word into my life with the annoyance. Jejeune. Talking about your old boss. Yes. Oh my god. R.I.P. the annoyance. Pat, what were you going to say? Bowen never told me about Jejun.

Well, we weren't close friends at that point. He kept that from me. Oh my God. He wasn't ready to share that part of his life with me. What? And I hope one day

you're ready. Okay? What were you going to say? I said connect. Gina Barber's ass. Our last question, back to one of our first questions. My on again, off again

kind of sister I kind of fight with EC. What was his name? EC. EC was the star of the episode. I think thematically you can connect the two questions because Gina Barbara's ads feel so much guilt doing things she wants to do alone.

That's why we get this place where we need our partners to like the same things as us. And because we can't just do the things we like by ourselves. We need to have our person that we're dating so we can go as two people. But on some level, you do want to share those things. On some level. On some level, it adds

meaning to the relationship. And I understand that, but there's no requirement. The compulsion, as long as the compulsion doesn't consume all of it, then that's fine. Thank you. Can I just say, I saw one more question that's really good

and then we can quickly answer it. This person asks, and this person is named this person. This person. Is it bad that I want someone who's done me wrong to suffer? Whoa. No, no, not at all.

No, but I think it is bad. I think it's wrong. I think it will ultimately make you sadder to hold on to. Yeah, I think it is bad. I think it will ultimately make you sadder. Yeah, I think it's wrong. I just don't think... I want everyone to suffer. I want every single person besides me to suffer. I just think that it's so hard.

Everything is so hard and... I don't know. I just love everyone. You can't live in a place of negativity. You just can't. You're right. To quote the series finale of HBO's Girls. Everyone's in emotional pain. Yeah.

Best show. Go ahead. You're going to sit in this feeling and it's going to hurt you, girl. Drinking poison, hoping the other person dies. But also, I'm saying this intellectually, but I fully do this every single day. We all trap ourselves in that thought. But you're right. You guys are teaching me compassion and thank you

because I came in hot like, yes, it's fine. Do it. And actually, none of these mics have been on this whole time. This has all been a force to teach Bowen compassion.

Yes, thank you. A force. Wow. So this has been Sikh Culture. Oh, my God. I don't know. I think it has to be an event.

Oh, it must. Is there like a wrap up? Is there anything like a, are you mad at me? Or like a, let's do are you mad? Let's do are you mad? And then we'll all do one.

I don't think it's one at the same time. All right. Because if you're holding my hands, like which, I said, if you're holding my hands, what I meant was, can you guys please hold my hands?

If you're holding my hands. All right. Who wants to go first? The only way to ask for things is to say if I will go I want to say oh wait

I'm going to sneeze okay sneeze when we all know yes it's not happening oh it'll happen girl wow the willpower here

is stunning I want to say I think this is like a very vulnerable and nice episode and I think it's good that we can all talk about our diseases with each other

I'm open to I'm always open to all of your critiques because I trust your opinions. I feel the exact same way. Are we doing, are you mad at me? I don't know.

That wasn't really one. I just wanted, can I say something? That was Bowen. Can I express something right now? I was supporting Bowen. I was supporting Bowen. Bowen's hand is so warm.

Pat's hand is so cold. And it's so, are you feeling this? Are you feeling this? Yes. For me, Catherine's hand's in the middle I'm like a pizza

I'm like a pizza cooking for me Catherine's hand is room temp and Matt's hand is a little warm Matt's hand is warm so the hottest person in the room is Bon then Matt

then me then Pat I'm cold and that's it and that checks so who are you mad at? okay so Pat

I'm not mad at you I feel like we still haven't hung out. I know. Even though we spent truly most making hours together since we got back from British, it feels like we haven't. Really?

Caught up, yeah. I know. There's so much to talk about. We've also been in the company of others. I know. I know. Which is good. Which is fine, but we keep having one-on-ones

where there's another person there. So it definitely affects the one-on-one. Okay. Okay. Matt, I'm not mad atone. Okay. Okay. Matt, I was like, actually, I was like,

where has Matt been? Like, I haven't seen you in a while. I'm so happy to see you. And you seem really good. I'm good. I'm doing really good. Because the last time I saw you,

you weren't. And now you're great. And Beau, like, it's such a, such a treat to see you. Such a treat. I love you.

You seem so good. And the last time I saw you was the car ride. Yes. And I'm glad things are good since yes and I'm glad things are good since then I'm glad things are good since then with you too

no matter y'all I'm not mad at you and I'm so in awe of all you do and I'm sorry that you were distressed when you came in no oh

thank you I love thank you for saying that I love you very much bon yangos thank you for saying that it was an old catchphrase thank you for saying that

thank you for saying that remember that time I do remember I won't think back Kat I love you so much I'm so happy to see you I'm so happy that British

Was such a good trip And all the success That you've been experiencing Lately is so deserved And I'm so thrilled Thank you Not mad at you Kat

I'm sorry if there was A little bit of aggression today But that is our That is your That is your Tenor with all three of us. And that is beautiful because you know what? At the end of the day, all three of us love you. And I'm not mad at you, but I'm always willing to exchange candor with you, even if it means that some barbs are pricked.

Barbs, yeah. Are barbed. Matt, I feel like this is the same thing that Catherine was saying about Pat I feel like I haven't seen you in so long we literally have not we literally have not I miss you every day

I love you so much and I broke my heart that I wasn't able to come to I Don't Think So Honey in New York last week you were missed

but Pat stepped in Pat stepped in thank you so much I heard that you were unwell and I love that bit Matt you have so much to do I love you so much I'm. I heard that you were unbelonging to this show in episode six. I love that bit. Matt,

you have so much to do. I love you so much. I'm not mad at you, but are you mad at me? Now you go. Now it's my turn to go. I have to say, Bonjang,

not mad at you at all. Only overjoyed to see you. I'm happy that you had a nice piece in the show last night. Sure, sure. And I have a lot to tell you about Elle.

About Elle. I was going to say also, yes, sorry. My last thing is you look great. I feel a difference. I feel a change. There you about Elle I was going to say also yes sorry my last thing is you look great I feel a difference I feel a change there's definitely a change it's almost like there's such a change where I couldn't possibly be mad and like even if I was and I'll say this like my spirits were truly lifted this morning and I am

only on two hours of sleep so it's crazy Catherine literally not mad at you at all only overjoyed to see you. And gotta say, we'll have to carve out some time, maybe for one-on-one time for us. Because I sometimes feel that

Pat has the monopoly on Catherine. What about Odd Fox? I would love. Let's go to Odd Fox. I would love Odd Fox. But we just need some one-on-one time. No. Because oftentimes I'll see,

it'll be crazy because and this is not jealousy this is just a FOMO moment where literally it feels like kat and pat always are together and bow and yang due to the nature of his schedule cannot always be available to me and sometimes i'm like i feel i look at you guys uh whatever this well the thing is you also have friends at your job i know know, I know. Yeah. You just got for it. I do, I do, I do. Okay, so and then just to go around the room. So Catherine, absolutely not mad. Pat, not mad.

Not mad at all. Always a joy to see you. Always make me laugh. And I love this moment of all four of us being together. Yes. I think that if I was mad, it would be like that you had to go to the bathroom that other time, but it's only because I wanted you in the room the whole time.

Okay, now Pat. I'm a little bit mad that while I'm talking to you, you decided to do to the bathroom that other time but it's only because I wanted you in the room the whole time okay now Pat I'm a little bit mad that while I'm talking to you you decided to do a duck face while Hopper takes a picture duck face is so vinted and I wonder I wonder if you heard

the last one duck face is a burrito of poses so I guess now it's Pat's turn I'll go into my tool bag and take out duck face every time there's a camera

it's 2007 it's 2007 and that's okay are you mad bond up if we haven't reinvented the wheel you have to use the same old wheel okay find your groin i feel something very special it works i'm finding my groin and then do you feel something emanate out you do you feel something eminent like like energy emanating out from your groin my daughter do you feel something emanate out you do you feel something eminent like like

energy emanating out from your groin my daughter's name will be my groin i don't feel my son my son will be named chris and mike chris and mike chris and mike one will be gay one will be straight because famously it's rule of culture number 16 all Chris's are gay all Mike's are straight Pat go I'm going okay Catherine yeah

I'm not mad at y'all at all but no there's no but I miss I know I don't know why we're in this place

where we keep hanging out but we keep missing I was like when we were at Club Cumming I was like I was with you and I was like

I miss Catherine have I left no okay no I miss I was with you and I was like I miss the cavern have I left? no okay um no I just I think it's like

we're getting my um I'm not mad at you I think this whole thing has been so special I know I think we have this extra level of safety

from our special night at Lady Gaga's from Lady Gaga's mom's restaurant I know I think we're leaning on that trust because it's true

thank you Tammy for aunt Auntie Tammy who I just saw did the show in LA yes she went last what was her she was the closing number

okay here's the thing every single I don't think so honey I forget because you know this we have to be present for every single one and then it's like

a total so I have to like put so much energy into listening to every single one so that I forget them but she I remember hers she literally did I don't think so honey the fact that I forget them. But I remember hers.

She literally did I Don't Think So Honey, the fact that I am the closer of this event. And Uncle BSJ was there too. Oh my gosh. Anyway, okay. Now go back. Bowen, I'm not mad at you. And I have to say, this is to both of you.

I have a newfound respect for what you guys do at I Don't Think So Honey Live because when I was sitting, I was like, there were so many points where I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm still on stage. I'm so hard. I'm't think so any lab because when I was sitting, I was like, there were so many points where I was like, oh my God, like I can't believe I'm still on stage. It's so hard.

I'm so tired. Sometimes Matt would say things and I would just look at him and not respond. I was like, I can't do this one. Sorry. Like,

and Matt would just like say another thing and I was like, but it's so hard. Matt's a pro. But so are you. I'm on all the time. It was real.

I got, and then I got off and I was so tired and I was like, I can't believe they do this regularly. It's so difficult. But when I'm not mad, not at all believe they do this regularly. It's so difficult. But I'm not mad.

Okay. Not at all. I do enjoy our kind of tit for tat. Cat and mouse banter. Tom and Jerry Beach. I don't know who's the cat and who's the mouse. But yes, definitely there was that little barb when you're like, just let me finish because I definitely feel like there's a narrative that gets constructed that I talk too much and i was like okay you're definitely kind of adding a

brick to that house but adding a sure but it's a note that i need and as you know what i felt today what so connected to you i love that and i felt like we're scorpio sisters and we have similar diseases and we're bonded through that. Our struggles against our different strains of the same disease. Oh, my God. I'm coming up for my kids to hear this up. No, but I am a man, Chris. This is going to live on for eternity. Two hours of four nurses just jerking themselves off on a table, addicted.

Matt Raj could never be mad in the mill. I was so thankful when you asked me to do. I don't think so. Did we have such a fun time? Such a fun time. It was so fun. A special. And talk about giving an opportunity because I got new fans that night.

Yes, absolutely. Fans are friends. What's the difference? And also it opened the door to. Catherine's smoking a cigarette. No hands. It's one of her talents. I think it opened the door

and we decided that we are going to do a show together. Yes. Matt, Pat, and the incredible chat. Matt, Pat,

and the incredible chat. I love that. Wang and Kat. And I'll also say that when Bowen, when Matt and Kat have their one-on-one, yeah,

me and Bowen are going to have a one-on-one. Cool. But then, and I want to say that when Pat and Kat have their one-on-one yeah me and Bowen are gonna have a one-on-one cool but then and I wanna say that when Pat and Matt have their show

Kat and Bow Pat and Bow are gonna have their show Co and Bow Co and Bow Bow Co Bow Co Bow Co Live

Kat and Bow Kat and Bow and the great show and the great show and the great show and I feel like we sometimes collaborate because of the cabernet cabaret switch offs whenever you need me yes which i and you'll be opening for me i'm very excited

my little show and i will i'm always there i'm sad that you're gonna be gone in fab in march well aren't you also gonna be well we're gonna be an alan fab we're gonna be an alan fab but then who's gonna do the show now I mean sorry who's going to do the show on Fab you'll find someone they'll be people I know but you're number one

okay so the final bit let's raise hands oh here's what I think we should do I think we should each do a 15 second I don't think so honey

and that'll be one minute alright alright okay so okay so um oh god I have one I have one

I don't have one I don't have one but here we go I'll start and then Pat goes and then Catherine will go and then Bo we'll close okay this is Matt's I don't think it's don't have one but here we go I'll start and then Pat goes and then Catherine will go and then we'll close okay this is Matt's I don't think so honey it's time so it's now okay

I don't think so honey welcome to Marwen what the fuck is it seriously the trailer is so unclear Steve Carell it's maybe not always just a good idea to do a drama just because you get a scrimp that is a drama is it Barbie's I have no fucking idea what's happening literally Janelle Monae I'm so happy for your Grammy nomination I don't think so that's 15't think so I don't think so honey

highbrow culture I'm sorry it's pretentious I'm so sick of people trying to like make themselves better than other people by like assigning more value to what they like than what other people like I think that everything's a construct especially taste and I think that there's no value in any taste that's what it is I guess Catherine I don't think so honey me being a stupid

bitch ordering food so late at night that I have to keep myself awake to receive my food. You drunk whore. Why do you need Indian food at 2 a.m.? You dumbass slut. Is that where they're more? That's who this is. It's Boning. I don't think so, honey. Me buying a pack of cigarettes last week and finally smoking, finishing it. But

also I've bumped it to a lot of people and this is the last one I will ever smoke. I will never buy another pack of cigarettes ever again and poison my body and truly I have one body and it is the one body I have to a lot of people. And this is the last one. I will ever smoke. I will never buy another pack of cigarettes ever again and poison my body. And truly, I have one body and it is the one body I have to live in this life. And that's one minute. Wow, you guys, we did that. This has been Seek Culture. Seek Culture.

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