Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “Sense Memory/Stanislavsky/Circle In The Square” (w/ Matt & Bowen)
Episode Date: February 2, 2022Matt and Bowen convene to discuss the concept of a Night of a Thousand J. Lo’s, deep dive on Lady Gaga’s actor-forward Oscar campaign, perform Lisa Barlow’s hit mic monologue and debut Provincet...own’s new theme song. Also, Viva Las Culturistas and ALSO Viva Las Vegas, as Matt prepares to see Katy Perry in the City of Sin for his birthday and Bowen reveals that not only that he has come around on “Daisies” but also exchanged pleasantries with Mrs. Orlando Bloom herself. All this, and the following questions: do we actually want Carrie and Steve to fuck? Would you do Dancing with the Stars? What would you do if you heard your best friend saying that hated you because you’re a “garbage whore”? Disclaimer: “The Woman In The Window...” with Kristen Bell is spoiled in this episode so skip ahead a few minutes from where that discussion begins. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Look, man. Oh, I see. Wow. Look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas.
Ding dong.
Las Culturistas calling.
And I guess we have already a discussion topic to start the episode off.
Let's get into it.
So we were just recording some ads.
And we actually are recording an ad for the city of Provincetown.
The tourist destination Provincetown.
I've never been more honored in my life.
And can you believe actually like, you know, they reached out, they wanted us to do this.
And they're actually going to have us in Provincetown at some point this summer.
And we're so excited about that.
I've never been here. Can you believe that neither of us have been?
Isn't that wild?
And I also feel that the way it's described to me, sort of a gay Main Street USA, really sounds right up my alley.
Gay Magic Kingdom, Gay Disneyland. Honey, you can bite the
walls, they say, they'll take candy, so.
I don't know about that, girl.
Probably would be filthy.
You need to read John Waters'
essay about Provincetown. He has a great essay
and role models about Provincetown and
his love for that city. I need
to read that essay. And I think
you and I will be the new John
Waterses on the scene.
Crossing my fingers.
Just kidding. We could
never be. We could never replace
you, John. John, we could
never replace you, honey.
Honey, you're doing amazing.
And that's rule culture number six.
John Waters, honey,
we could never replace you.
You're doing amazing,
sweetie.
Okay, so what I guess
I wanted to say was we're recording
ads for the city of Provincetown
and you know Lost Culture is just
Matt and Bowen, however you want to call it.
It's mostly Matt. Matt comes up with jingles
for some of the ads. I'll sometimes come up with
a jingle for the thing that we're selling.
Because I think it helps.
I think it actually gets...
It's an earworm.
You know what I mean?
If you need help, better help.
And then, of course, the new one that I really like is
Zip Recruiter.
The smartest way to hire.
So I think that one's really good.
So beautiful.
And then we just came up with a new one.
No, you did.
Don't give me any credit.
It's all you.
We are one.
We are one comedic thing.
But I just think that this is your talent.
And I have respect for that.
Do you want the royalties or not?
No, I don't.
I think it's yours.
I have.
Whatever. I came up with this. I have, I, whatever.
I came up with the song.
Matt came up with the song, go.
Here's my jingle for Provincetown.
Provincetown, we're gonna see you there.
And I think what you have to remember to do when you sing it, like you will.
There.
It's not, we're gonna see you there or there.
No, it's Provincetown, we're gonna see you there or there no no province town we're gonna see you
and open it up like you're opening up your arms to the queer community oh my god that is so music
is in the details bowen it's actually real culture number 44. music is in the details. Bowen. Bowen. Now,
I would be thrilled to go. I'm sure people will
really, really, really be eager to share their tips. I would happily
take them. Yeah. I wonder how
long we stay there because look, we're both busy girls and we both
kind of have our spiritual connection connection especially in this upcoming summer to
One Fire Island. That's true.
Do we have to sort of get on that as they
say? Because aren't the houses sort of
going and going? I don't
anticipate being in a house this summer, unfortunately.
Oh! Well, I have
a couple friends who are looking into it for
themselves, but they're going
they're a very Pines Party forward
house, which I don I consider myself to necessarily
be
your Joe Kim boosters
his ilk
those are the people who really enjoy
that's sort of gross
sort of grotesque
feverish party boy
gross grotesque feverish
party boy that grotesque feverish party boy
that's Joel Kim
we love that I know he's laughing right now
listening to this giggling even
or he's frowning going those fucking
idiots calling me gross
well fucking them
but do you know what I'm saying
I feel like you and I have such a
spiritual connection to the island
in a way that basically every gay man in America does.
Yeah, we got to go back this year.
This is our big Fire Island moment.
This is our big Fire Island moment.
I'm laughing.
I think some way, somehow, you and I will do the double header this summer of Fire Island and
Provincetown, which I think
I'm long overdue for and I
am so excited for that experience.
Me too. Very, very. And I also feel like
I gotta get you back out to Palm Springs.
You gotta get me back out to Palm Springs, girl.
I gotta get this one back out to Palm Springs if it's the last
thing I do, okay?
Palm Springs where I iconically experienced my
first and only earthquake.
At that restaurant. Wow. Yeah, weically experienced my first and only earthquake. At that restaurant.
Wow.
Yeah, we were at.
Remember that?
We were at Tropical.
Tropical with Mitra and Sandy.
Yes.
And the restaurant swayed everyone.
It was really truly an earthquake.
It was an earthquake and we were very, very high on marijuana.
Yes.
And there was an earthquake and I was eating my appetizer
and next to me,
it felt like we were in like
upholstered booth seating.
Yes, we were.
The earthquake made me feel like
Sandy Honig was next to me
shaking her ass.
I was like,
why is Sandy like
twerking in the booth?
Turns out.
And it wasn't even that.
It was a seismic
tectonic shift. That's what it was. That's wasn't even that. It was a seismic tectonic shift.
That's what it was.
That's what they call it.
A seismic tectonic shift.
Frontrunner for title of that, first of all.
Speaking of which,
do you feel like there was any seismic tectonic shifts in your life?
You're about to go and embark on something seismic.
I'm about to go embark on something seismic.
I'm starting work tomorrow, so that's exciting.
And I'm really excited that you're going to be here
for such a long time because Bowen's coming here
to shoot a project, and so we're going to be in person.
So guess what? The next maybe
three, four eps of Lost Cult Recess
are going to be in-person eps because you know the girls are going to
log them up.
Log them up, and who knows? We might have a guest or two
if the logistics
work themselves out.
Am I going to be able to see you, girl? like you're gonna be so busy on the weekends yes the shooting
life is tough well i yeah it's not gonna happen monday through friday doll okay but the weekends
it's gonna be all about quality time and actually can i tell you there's actually a big weekend
coming up that oh i get more and more disappointed that you're not coming.
I know.
For my birthday readers, me and an army of gay men are going to see Katy Perry play Vegas.
I can't wait for you.
I am so excited.
I am beyond.
It is.
Can I say something to you?
You'll be very happy to hear this.
I want to hear a lot.
And there's not a lot to share.
I just want to share with you that today I did put on the song Daisies by Katy Perry.
And I did go, this is an incredible song.
It's one of the best songs that's come out.
I agree.
It's one of America's great musical offerings.
Do we need, we might have to release a new American songbook.
We did that.
Remember the day before Election Day 2020? Is that
our 300th episode?
The Great American Songbook? Yes!
Oh my god.
We're coming up at 300.
There will be
300 songs inducted into the Great
American Songbook.
And then the songs will
include audio, will include
sounds. There's going to be
lots of covers. There's going to be covers,
but there's going to be soundbites, I'm saying.
Yes. Yes. Yes. We know
that Adele Dazeem was the top moment of culture,
but the soundbite,
the wickedly talented
Adele Dazeem might be
in the American Songbook.
It might be. We can't say at this point.
It's not up to us. Everyone knows,
all the readers know that these things that we do,
like the top 200 moments in
culture, the awards nominations,
none of it is up to us. You know what I
mean? You have to campaign. You have
to campaign, but I don't
think it's the American Songbook.
Here's my pitch. Okay, pitch.
The global songbook.
Las Culturistas
global songbook.
Las Culturistas presents
the 300 songs in the
global songbook.
In the great global songbook. That's it.
Okay, that's it. Wow.
Oh my god, I'm so excited!
Me too. This is going to be one of the most
important moments in podcast culture history and i want to say something lots of people had a lot
to say and the podcast received critical acclaim as a result of the top 200 moments in culture
and then you know i think we earned some notices i think people could say for the last culture
awards if we aren't given our accolades and hardware for the r300 episode
i'm actually gonna be really pissed i want to win awards and this podcast we have gone to war
and to hell to provide entertainment okay it's been covid and we've still been podcasting who
among us has who among us name another legend give us awards now I said
I agree I'm sick of it
I'm sick of just acclaim
can I tell you what
my brief interaction with Katie was
absolutely what if I said no
you can't tell me what if I was like I don't want to know
that well be an imposter
first of all
she turned to me
in 80 at good nights for dress
rehearsal she was like go to
bed bitch
that bit was so good
it was very silly I Marco pull out 80 about it
haven't heard back
she's not really on Marco Polo these days but just
keep bugging her I am gonna
so air we hug each other
and I say I have to
tell you something and then
she goes no
no she was being funny
she was like no no
and I was like no no no I have to tell you
something it's good
I said my best friend in the whole world
shut up you told her
yes you wanted me to tell her didn't you
oh my god I didn't think you would
of course
okay so I was like my best friend in the whole world.
He's turning 32?
31? 32. I didn't say
your age. Wait, wait, I can start over.
No, you can say my age. Don't start over.
I want everyone to know how
old I am. 32. A woman of age.
A woman of age. I said, my best friend in the world is
turning 32. He's going to your Vegas show
at the end of February.
And he was the blue... He was the alien and not the end of february and he was the blue he was the alien
and not the end of the world and he and her immediately she was like oh my god you have
to tell him he was so funny he was like she immediately remembered she was like oh my god
that's so special and then that was it i'm bringing an army of faggots to her show and on my birthday
it is truly going to be so fun. And I'm trying
not to watch too many clips because everyone
knows, all the readers know I'm a big old Katie
cat. Do you know the set list?
I do. Is she
singing Thinking of You?
She's not. What?
She's not doing Thinking of You, which is
because I think it's not the vibe. The fact that she's not
doing Waking Up in Vegas is also like
I think she is now. I don't know. I think it's not the vibe. The fact that she's not doing Waking Up in Vegas is also like... I think she is now.
I don't know.
I think it's like...
I actually don't have correct information on whether or not she is or is not doing Waking Up in Vegas.
Because I was...
The set list that I saw, it wasn't on it.
And then, like...
I'm upset.
I haven't been able to stop thinking about that.
I'm literally looking up right now.
Katy Perry play set list.
And now let's see if Waking Up
in Vegas is on here because it would be insane.
It is. It is. It is.
It is. It is. It is. It is.
You lied to me and I've believed for
weeks that she wasn't singing Waking Up in Vegas
in her Vegas show. You know, something
was amiss with that from the very
beginning because why would she
not do that? I enjoyed her
performances on the show. I like, and
I'm excited to go see her
be peak stupid Katie.
Like singing with a piece of poop
in the toilet and shit. I'm like all about it.
I might be in the stratosphere
in terms of inebriated.
Do you think this is like her signaling
the return to that Katie?
Like I feel like there is an inflection point to be had here potentially
where she moves forward in her career, kind of revisiting that.
And I think When I'm Gone kind of feels like new and old
at the same time in a very good way.
I think that the Smile album was kind of her being like a silly clown.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but something for me, I thought was missing.
Right.
Yeah.
I would say that there are five.
I actually sent, Bone and I were talking the other day,
and we were talking about Katie, and I was like,
I think there's five really solid tracks on that album,
which is more than Witness and not as much as Prism.
So it exists down there.
Because the back half of Prism fucking slaps.
Back half of Prism is great.
I think Prism overall starts to finish as a great album.
Love Prism.
Witness has some decent tracks.
I mean, I like Bon Appetit a lot.
I love Bon Appetit.
Are you kidding me? I love Swish Swish. I love Sw I like Bon Appetit a lot. I love Bon Appetit. Are you kidding me?
I love Swish Swish. I love Swish Swish
too. And I actually found myself in the airport
the other day, like really sort
of living my life
to Swish Swish. It was sort
of surreal. Absolutely.
Katy Perry is a surrealist
artist. 100%.
Magritte down boots.
It's actually Rural Culture number
99. Katy Perry
is Magritte Down
Boots.
Do you think that Katy Perry will have songs
in the Great Global Songbook?
I think she might
have several. I think that
we can confirm.
Can you predict, oh we can confirm
that Katy will make
an appearance on the list?
Can I say that,
just to start,
just to go back to the weekend
I've been with 80,
I mean,
we have our next category
is something that I pulled
directly from
Lost Cult Lexicon.
You realize that?
Oh, it felt familiar to me.
Say more.
I'm not,
I'm not saying anything shady.
I'm just saying
it felt familiar to me.
You are being shady. No, I'm not. I loved it'm just saying it felt familiar to me you are being shady
no I'm not I loved it I loved it so much
I love when I feel like
I'm being spoken to by you on the show
there have been times when I see you on update
and I feel like he's doing that for me
I'm not even gonna
I did a lot of that for the one last week
for Chen Biao
I did there was a lot of
I mean that was like the last two updates I prefer to be out. I, I did. I, there was a lot of, I mean, that was like the last two updates.
I'm just going to say little love letters to the readers.
you know what my,
what people don't know is,
is when I had my nose surgery,
that was the week you did iceberg.
And you told me earlier in the day,
you're like,
I'm doing this one just to you.
I,
that's why he got the Emmy nomination.
Cause he was doing it to me.
I was doing it to Matt because I was like,
because I really went into that update being like, no one is going to get this.
You knew I would get it.
I was like, Matt is going to like this. I don't know what anyone
else, not that no one would get this. I was like, I don't think
people are going to, I don't know what people are going to think about
this. And then it was
so I was just doing that to Mr.
Matt Raja. Let me tell tell you i'm sitting here on
the couch convalescing and laughing but not too hard because my nose was so sore from the
from the invasive uh traumatic surgery i had i'm so excited for this birthday trip oh yeah no i'm
really i really wish you were coming it's such a bummer but um it's it's gonna be so fun we're
like we just booked like the hotel today.
And like,
let's,
what is your Vegas experiences?
I have not been since I was in high school.
Let me tell you,
every time I go,
it's a thing.
Something happens every time I go where I'm like,
okay,
that shook me.
Can you give some context?
I mean,
famously when I went,
when I was on Millionaire.
Oh my God, Millionaire.
And had my, like, the start of my rivalry with Chris Harrison.
Was this, was that the last time you've been?
No.
No.
I've been since, and it's just been like,
like when I went to go see Christina Aguilera with Dave.
Yes.
And you guys got wasted and went to P.F. Chang's.
It was surreal.
Got wasted, went to P.F. Chang chang's after ordered two hot and sour soups
oh yum took those to the head and i'm telling you like if kate if katie gives anything similar
to what christina gave it's going to be a joyous event but i will say katie's incredible and she's
going to be doing more like i think of like a like a scripted show like it seems there's a lot
going on christina was doing a lot of
talking to the fans like
which actually allowed her to
do a lot of my favorite
tick of hers
was she
ha haing
the whole time let me tell you something she goes
I have to say this is an amazing
night and I know that so many of you are queer
and I just want to know I want you to tell
you that I know that the love that
I get from the queer community is
like nothing else so thank you guys so much
and I was just like we were because it
truly was only gay man at the
Christina show
so funny Bowen Dave
and I were we were
screaming I think I cried actually I was like
because I was that I was that,
I was that one in the mosh pit being like,
I love you, Christina.
And she was like, haha, love you too, baby.
And I met every, every word I said.
Of course you did.
Oh my God.
Wait, the only thing I've done,
like the only thing I've done recently like that has been,
do you remember this?
We went to the season seven finale of RuPaul's Drag Race.
Oh my God.
Not the finale, but the New York show where they announced,
and Bianca Del Rio was hosting,
but then Shangela came out afterwards.
Yes, yes, yes.
And I was so drunk.
And you were with me there, right?
But I was so drunk.
And Shangler was just
like i just had the mic was in the middle of just like talking i guess and there was just
there was she was hosting there was a couple lulls where at one point i just went i just
shouted at the top of my lungs and then she she was like holly loo like she like every holly loo
from the audience,
she had to give back.
She acknowledged with a Holly Lou.
She's a professional.
She is the professional.
You know, I'm actually going to ask Jennifer Lewis
when I meet her if Shangela is still living with her.
Because isn't that a thing?
I think it's a thing.
Well, they're very good friends.
Yeah.
Well, Shangela nailed Snatch Game as Jennifer Lewis.
We've sort of stumbled on the topic of Drag Race.
What did you think of the Night of a Thousand J-Los?
I thought
it was okay. You know, I watched it from
a very depleted place
and so maybe I'm not the best person.
And what's Santa saying?
It is a thing. And two years ago
when she was on my show, she said she did still live
with her. Oh, so maybe DJs.
Oh, wow.
Shangela Pierce does still live with Jennifer Lewis.
But I'm going to get clarity on that.
You'll get clarity.
Yeah, you didn't like the episode.
I didn't like the episode overall.
Is that bad?
I feel like I, I don't know.
I just didn't, I wasn't really impressed.
You want to know what I liked about it?
Like if we're going to do an acting challenge,
I'm happy they did a twist and it was the super cut.
Because I did think it was funnier and I laughed i did laugh a lot during it it felt like maybe they
like i don't know they just went for the joke a little bit more just kind of like work a little
bit more clever this time the only part that sucked about it for me was the run the night of
a thousand j-lo runway i feel like the drag queens that come on the show rupaul's drag race the
television program rupaul Drag Race, do this
night of a thousand, insert
celebrity here runway from a place of fear
ever since the Madonna thing.
So they're all scared to pick like actually
iconic famous looks and you end up seeing
them in like, oh, 2002
Teen Choice Awards
presenter. It's like, what the fuck is this?
It's like we didn't get any iconic
JLo. The only one that was
bold enough to actually go
for was Carrie, and then they
put her in the bottom, which I thought was stupid.
Carrie was actually one of the only queens
making me laugh. 100%.
She was one of the only funny ones. I feel like she
was making a choice in all the
takes when they were like, you know, Jasmine had to
reset. It was
Carrie being like,
whatever. It's like, girl, you need had to reset. Like, it was Carrie being like, whatever.
It's like, girl, you need to be quiet or whatever.
Like, whatever her line was.
Every single take, I was like, she's nailing this.
I thought she was nailing it.
I don't know.
And then it was like, I didn't understand what their problem was with her performance.
And then for her to be in the bottom
when she was the only one who came out there
looking like Jennifer Lopez herself.
I was like, you know, they did an okay job. It's just, and also maybe it's a thing of,
and tell me what you think about this. Not every celebrity like is, you know,
deserving of a night of a thousand. And you're saying you're not sure if JLo deserves that?
I don't think JLo is necessarily known for her many iconic looks. I think that JLo is known for being an incredible
performer and for having great style and a strong aesthetic. But I don't know that she is like
a Madonna or a Britney where you can do night of a thousand of them and it's going to be like,
feel the same. Do you agree? Right. Because when I hear when I hear the words night of a thousand,
I think, you know, Stevie Nicks like like this is just a random assortment
of like literal events that have happened around that like like events that have been like nine of
a thousand stevie nicks nine of a thousand a thousand judys lizas you know like you could
do gaga you could do like barbara yeah they have did they did they do gaga oh they did yeah they
did that pageant that's right that's right. J-Lo. Yeah, it's interesting.
There are like indelible
looks to be sure. And I'm like, why
didn't anyone do like a hustler's look? Like Bigfoot coat?
Or like no one came out
and did like Jenny from the Black
Big Hoops and like the little
boy newsboy hat. Like I don't know.
Like no one did. J-Lo?
J-Lo is like a very specified aesthetic
though enough so that I think
the runway category is justified.
I just think you're right.
These girls have been scared since the
Madonna kimono incident. Since the kimono
gate. Since kimono gate.
So that's why I was like, just for being
bold enough to even come out in the Versace
Yeah, why is she being penalized for that?
She should be celebrated.
She was the drag queen on the
show that said, I'm actually not going to
be afraid of
what everyone else brings. And then the fact that she
was in the actual dress was insane.
I know. I was like,
I watched it with James Scully. We were with
Stone and we were like, wait,
what? Did she just say that that's the
actual dress? We were like so
incredulous. and I'm sorry
not to be toxic I did not get
the praise for for Deja
I didn't understand it at all I was like
she wasn't I was like the line readings were
bad no I didn't understand
that at all and Jeria and Jeria
I was like yes winner yeah of course
I'm gonna go ahead and say
Willow I was a little bit like
wait what's going on here I loved Willow I to go ahead and say Willow. I was a little bit like, wait, what's going on here?
I loved Willow.
She had me with the Daily Mail Voucher.
Daily Mail Voucher was funny.
I was just kind of like, maybe I was just, again,
I was like not in a good headspace to watch an episode of Drag Race.
Maybe you weren't.
I will say like Willow Pill, when they were like,
why did you pick this look?
And she was like, oh, because it's kind of ugly.
Perfect. pill when they were like why did you pick this look and she was like oh because it's kind of ugly and perfect no she's she she is she lives up to like the hype the moment she is like someone
who like is the like weirdo you know but like does it well and like is gorgeous and like really
is smart about her her presentation and her comedy and and all that stuff. And she's my pick to win, even though I do think Cornbread is the star.
Cornbread's bothering me.
You think?
Oh, is it because of the conflict?
The conflict was silly and stupid, but it just feels, I don't know,
it just feels like so far it's been dominated by Cornbread in a way.
And I'm concerned about cornbreads runway presentations.
Yeah.
There's some,
there's an element of danger there that I'm like,
uh,
maybe this needs to,
and honestly,
also another thing is the fact that she's occupying this much narrative
space may mean they're like mining her of what she gives before she gets
eliminated. You know what I mean? Because like mining her of what she gives before she gets eliminated.
You know what I mean? Because like I said,
it's taking up a lot of space
and the runway presentations are
a little jarring. But her
performance skills are certainly great.
I don't
know. It's
actually really difficult for me
to watch this season as long
as Maddie, what's his face?
Maddie is still there. Okay, but I will
say I did laugh when
Maddie Morphosis came out in J-Lo
inauguration look. I was like, again,
that did make me laugh. That's not
knowingly funny, though.
I think it might be a little knowingly funny.
No, I don't think, I think it's Maddie as
a straight dude being like,
wow, what are the judges like?
Mm. J-Lo's look from the inauguration.
Like, I don't know.
I don't.
Trust me.
I you know how I feel about Maddie Morpheus is being on the show.
I don't think Maddie has that sense of irony.
You know, I really don't.
You might be right.
I definitely laughed at it as if it were funny and on purpose,
but maybe you're right. What would you have
chosen for a night of a thousand J.Lo
runways? I would have been big fur coat.
Yeah.
And also that like
laid hair. Yeah.
Like, why not?
What would you have done? I think
I would have done... Oh, I would have done
Selena. I would have done like, honestly, that was something that you could like a nod to like J-Lo and Selena.
You know what I mean?
Maybe that purple Selena look, the like iconic body suit that she wore when she performed in the stadium.
That or honestly, maybe.
So on the album cover, she has this insane oh my god
yes i know what you're talking about that that that dress is iconic and it's so hot and someone
like jasmine kennedy could have absolutely killed that because she got those big old titties yeah
but um that look on the aka album cover is fucking amazing. But also, I don't know, maybe like get creative
and do one of her looks from like The Cell
or come out as like Made in Manhattan.
I was going to say Made in Manhattan or like the,
I think she has like an all denim look
on one of her album covers.
Yes.
Yeah.
Also like come out in a bikini
with that tiny little top knot
and have like, find a way to like,
like a Candy Muse style,
make a blow-up doll of Ben Affleck kissing your ass.
Oh, also the On The Sticks album cover is iconic
where she's in the little underwear.
Yeah.
You could have done something really simple and streamlined,
but still so impactful.
If you come out in that look on the runway,
everyone's going to be like,
oh my God, amazing.
Meanwhile, it's like, okay okay here's um you know can deja here's deja sky and something we pulled from getty
getty images much music awards hit radio i was like what is girls like i yeah i i don't know i i
there was no fly girl looks. Like, there was nothing.
And now the more I'm talking about it,
the more actually I feel J-Lo is deserving of it. That's what I'm saying.
I think the aesthetic is so specific.
Yeah.
J-Lo, that like, I don't know.
And J-Lo, iconic.
This fall on Bravo.
It's time to turn up. Think you've seen it all? I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately. We'll be right back. gets out of your life. Salt Lake City. We don't wear costumes, we wear fashion. And below deck sailing. You broke the rules and now you're here getting upset.
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Let's have a real good time.
On Thanksgiving Day
1999, a five-year-old
boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his
mother trying to reach Florida
from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian.
Elian.
Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story,
as part of the My Cultura podcast network,
available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude, you're a dude, and Dudes on Dudes is our brand new show.
We're going to highlight players, peers, guys that we played against, legends from the past,
and we're just going to sit here and talk about them, and we'll get into the types of dudes.
What kind of types of dudes are there, Grunks?
We got studs, wizards.
We got freaks.
Or dudes, dude.
We got dogs.
Dogs. We'll freaks. Or dudes dude. We got dogs. Dogs.
We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude?
We're going to find out, Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's
biggest artists. We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer, and the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble. I
encourage delusional dreamers. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate, delusional
dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that wasn't right was
everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that, like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
What would you do for a night of a thousand Brittneys?
Oh, that's so hard. That's so hard.
It is hard.
I guess I would do something from you know no this is this is like my shitty answer
it's not my real answer but the thing that i i'm thinking of this is me like maybe being like a
little too scared of the obvious stuff but i would do like because the music video for break the ice
from blackout was not a music it was an anime yes yes yes and i would just wear like she wears she wears this like blue like fucking like high collar like leather plastic latex shirt like a top and i'm
like and her hair is perfectly cute and i'm like i would do that but that's not that's that's a
terrible answer what's yours it's not a terrible answer i mean i i think i would do the the flight
attendant from toxic yeah that's mean, that's classic.
Oh, no, I know.
Twink from Q-Force wears that outfit.
Twink from Q-Force.
I was going to say, Twink does that.
This is mine.
Okay.
Because I just rewatched this video.
Sometimes.
I was just going to say,
sometimes would be such a good idea.
You could do the lowest cut pants
and the highest cut top.
From right under your nipples to
right where your
crotch would show. Just bare
with the beach ball and running
stupid.
That's so fun.
I love that video. The reason I watched
it was because I took a Peloton
class and Cody Rigsby said that one of the
dancers scratches their crotch
very obviously.
And he was like, go and watch it if you don't believe me. And I went
and watched it and I couldn't find it. And I feel
like I was kind of scammed
out of my time by Cody Rigsby.
Are you saying right now
that Cody Rigsby lied?
He lied to me. And we're beefing.
You're beefing with Cody Rigsby?
I'm beefing with Cody Rigsby? He was a liar to people
who paid to take his class?
Exactly. That's exactly what I'm saying.
This is... There's nothing
worse than that. No, and can I tell
you something? You can tell me anything.
This is the cis gay male feud
that people have been waiting
for. Bowen Yang and Cody Rigsby.
Who will win?
I don't know, Bowenen he has a lot of people
that love to ride alongside him well i'm one of them and this is this is this is the sort of the
drama and the tension of it all is that i'm one of his acolytes but he wasn't he wasn't dancing
with the stars he was exposed to a lot of people he's got mom fans now he is the he is the king
did i tell you that the other day i had people going that i was that i got asked to be on He's got mom fans now. He is the king.
Did I tell you that the other day I had people going that I got asked to be on Dancing with the Stars?
Wait, what?
I woke up and I was feeling real frisky.
And I was like, I know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to fuck with Jared.
So I texted Jared.
What?
I said, oh my God.
Why did you do this?
I just got the offer to be on Dancing with the Stars.
That's so annoying.
Fuck you. I did it to Joel too. And be on dancing. That's so annoying. Fuck you.
I did it to Joel too.
And I had Joel going back and forth for like four texts.
Because one time Joel and I like,
I forget how it came up.
He made a joke.
We were like stoned or something.
And he was like,
what if they asked you to be on dancing with the stars?
Would you do it?
I was like, I don't think I would.
He's like, I think you would have to.
I was like, no, I can tell you right now.
Because I wouldn't be good at it. And I think it would be, I just wouldn't feel have to I was like no I can tell you right now because I wouldn't be good at it and I think it would be I just wouldn't feel good I was like would you go
on and he said he said no but maybe he's changed his mind but it planted the seed enough that I was
like feeling like it like a jerk like and I was just like I'm gonna get people going so I literally
said to Sharon I was like oh my god my team just called with the offer for Dancing with the Stars.
And he was like, oh my God, what are you going to do it?
I was like, I think so.
Yeah, I just have to.
And I go, I just have to ask them to write me out if I love that for you.
And he goes, what?
And I was like, yeah, I think I'm going to do the first four episodes and then I'll just have them write me out.
And he's like, can I call you?
And I was like, no, no, no.
I'm on the team.
I'm on the call with my team right now. He was being a really good friend. He goes, can I call you? I was like no no no i'm on the team i'm on the call with my
team right now he was being a really good friend he goes can i call you i was like i'm on the phone
with my team right now like and we're gonna like confirm it and like and and he was like they think
you should do dancing with the stars instead of vanessa show and i was like yeah they said that
it's so many it's it's like abc it's like so many people are gonna see it'll change my whole career
like i'll just get ridden out of the show. And then he was like,
I can't believe this. I don't think you should do
it. And I was like, Jared, it's a joke. But I had him
going for like hours.
Episode four of this very
podcast, Jamie Stolar was the guest.
We went on and on about how people who
prank shit like this are
bad. Okay.
It was a little innocent fun.
No, that's not innocent. It was pure
innocent fun.
And you had to make it drama.
You're talking like a housewife.
Speaking of which, I don't think
we fully... Okay, so the Jenny Nguyen
situation keeps getting weirder.
We have not addressed it in full.
We talked about it briefly when Sean Hayes was
on last week. Sure did.
So this Michael guy who was on her live,
I still have not watched the live.
I've just read articles.
This is what happened for everyone that doesn't know.
So Jenny,
when we all know she fired off,
popped off with those racist anti black lives matter posts in truly the
late summer,
early fall of 2020.
So then she gets fired from the show
and we still have to watch her for the next few weeks,
blah, blah, blah.
But she went on live
and she got her like black friend to sit next to her.
And basically the tone of what she said was,
I just want to let everyone know
that I take full accountability for what I did.
However, I did have people doing my Facebook at the time
and I don't remember posting it. But also I know that it's- Why would she posting it but also i know that a team why would my team there's no reason for her to
and she was like but i just also want to tell you that i take full accountability because it is on
my page but also i don't remember doing it and it wasn't me but i take full accountability but also
you should know here's by the way here's my black friend and you should know that i am a republican
who's proud of that and i do believe everything that was posted.
She basically was like...
So, I don't
take any responsibility
for someone... No, she
went, I take full responsibility for someone else
posting things that fully align with my
values. Yeah.
She's truly one of the stupid...
I said to you and Joel,
and this might be a little unfair, I knew from day one that she was that one of the stupid I said to you and Joel and this might be a little unfair
I knew from day one
that she was that kind of Asian
and what do you mean by that?
like the kind of
the person who is the Asian
person who is like so obsessed
with this kind of
upward mobility
to the extent that
their politics are so fucking
horrid and then they post
fucking QAnon adjacent bullshit
like my mom
is friends with these women and I had to
talk to my mom whatever I don't have to get into it my mom's fine
but I had to be like mom you can't
read all this crazy shit on
fucking like WeChat and stuff
that like your college friends post
they're basically like posting the same shit that Jenny would post.
I think,
you know,
like I'm like these,
these,
there's this generation of,
I don't know,
of like,
unfortunately,
like Asian immigrants who like are just so fucking pilled by like the worst corners of the internet.
And I just think that I smelled that off of Jenny and, pilled by like the worst corners of the internet and um I
just think that I smell that off
of Jenny and and fucking Dewey for that
matter from day I mean that story
the sister wife story like I think it was one of
one of Jenny's relatives who was like this is all made
up it was her niece her
niece who went on tiktok and was like
um I have some information
about one of the housewives and she said
they've she's certainly
fake storylines and she doesn't um she's not the person that she claims to be and how do i know this
well because she's my aunt and she lived with my family for a while my my parents would help her
out all the time when she needed help so basically she got yeah dragged and she broke her husband's
ribs this is like not a well but this person is unwell, you know? I just did,
I didn't like her from the beginning, and the
good news is, you know, and then I understand
why everyone was like, Bravo did not quickly
enough, Bravo did not quickly enough, but they did
fire her within three days. I mean,
like, could it have been faster? Yes.
I mean, I don't know what kind of, like,
what more you need to
see once that's true.
Because they're shooting season three now.
And they had been shooting with her.
Yeah.
They had been shooting with her.
So I don't know.
We don't know.
We don't have any visibility on like what that process is.
But what I love is this,
this poor fucking guy.
I'm just reading this quote over time.
I did have to educate her on the whole black lives matter and everything like that because I'm a gay black man, so I live it every day.
And then he said, anybody that's saying she paid me to be here or she pulled the front card, I see all your comments.
Like, this is so sad to me.
I just feel like it's really, it is really weird.
And also, she didn't, this is a weird thing to me.
And like, not to like barometer on
people's i always wonder why when things happen to people like this why they don't get on instagram
live and say something like why they don't actually show their faces if they're actually
contrite or if they actually didn't do something and get out there and be like hi this is me
telling you from myself from me to you that this did not happen and then i realized
when i watched that i was like oh this is why they don't do it it's too chaotic it just yeah
she looked really bad she wasn't elegant or eloquent about what she was saying or explaining
and it was um i was like oh this is why you need people to be able to handle this for you.
And because they're also inherently stupid in the first place,
which is why a lot of them get into these messes.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Jenny, like, sorry.
I don't know.
Bye.
Like, there is, I wonder how the show continues just generally.
There's just so much
news about it this
year. I mean, should we read
the Lisa Barlow quote? I think this is how
it's going to continue.
I don't know this Lisa Barlow quote.
Oh, Bowen. So basically
she's on a hot mic in this
week's episode. By the way, everyone, we're recording this
on Sunday.
She's talked half New York?
Yeah.
Have you read this full thing?
I have not read the full thing.
Can you send it to me and I can read it out loud and react to it in real time?
Yeah.
Wait.
Hold on.
I have to find it.
We're about to watch the episode of my sister.
My sister's putting her kids to bed and then we're going to watch.
Is Yang a viewer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
Yang is a viewer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Okay, here it is.
Full quote of what Lisa Barlow said.
Can you send it to me?
I want to read it.
All right.
Do you want to read it?
Can you want to send it to me?
Oh, you want to read it together.
I'll read it out loud.
We're going to read it together
like we did Nicole Kidman's...
AMC.
AMC.
Okay, here we go.
Meredith can go fuck herself.
I'm done with her.
Because I'm not a fucking whore
and I don't cheat on my husband.
Her and her dumb fucking family that poses.
Why don't you own a house?
Oh, wait, you can't
because your husband changes jobs every five minutes.
Meredith is a piece of fucking shit.
I had your back and I'm offended by that.
Fuck you.
That fucking piece of shit.
Garbage whore.
I fucking hate her.
She's a whore.
She fucked half of New York.
She can go.
Fuck herself.
That is so,
I mean,
can you imagine if you heard of an audio clip of me saying that about you?
I know I, I, my, my chest just tightened. Can you imagine if you heard an audio clip of me saying that about you? No.
My chest just tightened.
I was just like, oh my god.
Have you ever heard your best friend
talk about you like that?
What does this mean for us?
Are we no longer the Meredith and Lisa?
Are we like...
Not after this.
No, Lisa, I don't identify with this one,
but I,
I've told you in Joel that I find myself identifying more and more with Lisa,
not identifying,
but sympathizing with her.
I happen to like Lisa this season.
I did not care for her at all last season.
And it's totally flipped for me with Meredith.
Now I was loving mayor.
Now I am like,
she is just as unwell
if not more than Junshaw
the fucking Zion trip the Zion house
the way she was slurring and like
melting down at every single turn I was like
this woman needs to
seek help
she really cracked
and I did love watching it
it was scary but didn't you
love that episode?
I loved it by the end of it.
It was like they were fucking raging.
That was a beautiful moment.
And that episode is actually truly incredible.
I mean, this whole season, make no mistake,
and we have emphasized again and again,
is incredible.
An incredible season of television.
Period.
Truly.
Also, Bowen, speaking of Bravo,
you need to catch up on Project Runway
because the next week is the finale
and it's a really good season.
Okay, I will, I will.
And I know a lot of the publicists
and the readers are like hitting you up
for your opinions.
And this is the power you hold.
Well, they want it.
I got a DM, not a DM,
I got a message on Twitter
to the Lost Coach thing.
It was like, Matt, can you talk about how passionate
and emotional and straightforward and earnest
the contestants are this year on Project Runway?
And I was like, yes, I can say that they really are.
And I'm so proud of all four of them,
all four of the finalists.
We're very proud.
I don't even know them and I'm so proud.
Oh, they're so good.
I just like, I love Project Runway.
There's something, I was watching it and, you know, it ended and they chose the finalists.
And there's something really emotional about it.
Like, because they really put so much with fashion and like imbuing clothing with your.
So vulnerable.
It's very vulnerable.
And it's also, it's true art.
And they're very passionate about it.
They work hard.
They sweat in those rooms to do it.
And it's just I think out of all the reality shows where there's it's the competition is a craft.
I think that Project Runway is just my favorite. The Real Housewives of New York City are back for another bite of the Big Apple.
Look who it is.
Joined by elite new friends.
Rebecca Minkoff.
Have you ever heard of her?
But things could change in a New York Minute.
She had this wild night and ended up getting pregnant by some other guy.
What?
You told her?
Not today, Satan.
Not today.
The Real Housewives of New York City.
All new Tuesdays at 9 on Bravo
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Hey, I'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose.
My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.
This episode is one of the most honest
and raw interviews I've ever had.
We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story from being in and out of prison from the age of 13
to being one of today's biggest artists.
We talk about guilt, shame, body image, and huge life transformations.
I was a desperate, delusional dreamer.
And the desperate part got me in a lot of trouble.
I encourage delusional dreamers.
Be a delusional dreamer.
Just don't be a desperate, delusional dreamer. I just had such an anger. I was just so mad at life. Everything that
wasn't right was everybody's fault but mine. I had such a victim mentality. I took zero
accountability for anything in my life. I was the kid that if you asked what happened, I immediately
started with everything but me. It took years for me to break that. Like years of work.
Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Trust me, you won't want to miss this one.
I'm Julian Edelman.
I'm Rob Gronkowski.
Guess what, folks?
We're teammates again.
And we're going to welcome you guys all to Dudes on Dudes.
I'm a dude, you're a dude, and dude and dudes on dudes is our brand new show we're gonna highlight players peers guys that we played
against legends from the past and we're just gonna sit here and talk about them and we'll get into
the types of dudes what kind of types of dudes are there girls we got studs wizards we got freaks or
dudes dude we got dogs dog We'll break down their games.
We'll share some insider stories and determine what kind of dude each of these dudes are.
Is Randy Moss a stud or a freak?
Is Tom Brady a dog or a dudes dude?
We're going to find out Jules.
New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season.
Listen to dudes on dudes on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,
a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean.
He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba.
He looked like a little angel.
I mean, he looked so fresh.
And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere.
Elian Gonzalez.
Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez.
Elian, Elian, Elian Gonzalez.
At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with.
His father in Cuba.
Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him.
Or his relatives in Miami.
Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom.
At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.
Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well.
Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeart Radio app,
Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcasts.
I hit a wall with like baking stuff.
The thing with food shows for me,
and I love Top Chef,
and God knows we love Padma.
But you just,
there's just,
you simply run eye rub on the fact
that you can't taste it.
And with fashion,
it's not that you like,
are like,
I can't wear that.
It's that you're just,
I get to see,
I get to appreciate the beauty.
Yes.
And I'm telling you,
that Housewives episode
of Project Runway this year
was my favorite episode
of television
of the whole year.
Wow.
Amazing.
When they came out on the runway,
when Giselle hit the runway looking like she had discovered good clothing for
the first time in her life,
I was like,
see,
this is what it needs to be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
But anyway,
if I,
if I ever heard you on a hot mic talking about me like that,
we'd have to have a sit down,
dear.
I there's it's open and shut.
There's no, there's no talking it over. It's we down dear i there's it's open and shut there's no there's no talking
it over it's we're done that's what's i guess going to be interesting about the finale is like
you're just going to watch two people who are like yeah that's what you think about me cool
now i know where we stand after 10 years oh my god i can't oh my god matt. I cannot imagine a world in which I say anything.
That's why, Bowen,
no matter what,
we can't say yes to a reality show.
I know.
They're going to pitch it to us.
One of these networks is going to want us to do a reality show.
No, but...
And we can't say yes.
Not even how much fame we want.
It doesn't matter how much fame we want.
I don't know what you really mean by this.
Bowen, it's going to happen. They're going to come to us and they're gonna say we what kind of show it would
be a show about us about our job and we can't say yes mo okay not even no not even how much fame we
want no i know and i know that i'm just talking to you now i know all you want is to be so famous
yeah and i know and reality TV is the ticket, babe.
But we can't do that to our friendship.
Because it will end on reality show.
And I will sit across from you at a reunion and I will cry a single chunky tear and I'll say, I fucking told you.
Oh my God.
Because you wanted fame.
Here we are.
Oh my God.
Before we, we're going to keep the episode a little short today this week no one's
visiting family and they have big salt lake city plans well also and you you have you have a big
day tomorrow that's true um do we want to do a quick check-in on and just like that i mean sure
can i tell you this was the only episode that i really liked since the first couple and and that's
that's a that's a lie I've enjoyed
every single episode I've watched
it's just that
I ask was it good at the end
and I'm sort of like I don't know
but this episode I thought was genuinely
good because I love that all the women are finally
meeting and I
love that there's mixing matching and I also
I don't know what happened but
when Carrie and Steve were in that scene
together all of a sudden I found myself like
oh my god I want Carrie and Steve to fuck
I think a lot of people are feeling that way
a lot of people are rooting and shipping
Carrie and Steve
my third grade boner is hard
for it I forget if it was
all I do on this show is like quote like
an article someone else wrote but someone
did write a piece about how like,
we're still doing this in TV.
Like an episode,
episode nine is,
Oh my God,
you're that person.
Oh,
it's so nice to meet you.
Like,
no,
like people like,
that's not how people meet these days anymore.
You know,
like these women like peripherally know about the,
you know,
it's like,
I'm sure like Carrie knows about LTW,
but you know,
but you know what I mean?
Oh no, no, no, no, no. I mean like LTW would know about naya maybe i don't know i don't know new york
city is pretty big you're right and that's the thing is like they've kept them so separate
that it's like that the fact that they were just meeting now i was like oh wow they're
just meeting now it's absolutely niner i will say I really liked that all the women
seemed to push forward in
some way like I liked
whatever chemistry was happening between
Nicole Ari Parker and Karen
Pittman in the scene where Naya meets
LTW and LTW is like coming
out of a limo and
you know she's like let me just call my
caterer that I'm on the phone with in two
seconds and get food down here and then the truck show up and it was just like juxtaposed with karen's um husband
basically telling her like i'm sorry it actually comes down to i want a child and that's period
what i realized is that actually these women have been fleshed out a little bit better than i thought
because they were compelling to me like Like that scene where they broke up,
Karen Pittman and her husband,
or Dr. Naya Wallace and her husband,
I found myself emotionally affected by it.
And I think it's because Karen is an incredible actor.
She's an incredible actor.
Yeah.
Truly.
It was the end of last episode
where Miranda and Steve break up, right?
Yes.
He was asked for a divorce last episode and so now this is the
episode where you know it's the it's i guess this is the first time that he's talked to carrie about
it and i don't know there was something in that scene where i was just like uh-huh i found myself
i can't tell if it's me now cheering on the third grade mentality of how I feel some shows are written or I actually wanted it
to happen but
it is to be clear
I think it's very third grader
for them to be like what if we put
Steve you know like it's taking
a Barbie and putting it with a new Barbie and being like
now they're married yeah
which like
it only used to happen on like Grey's Anatomy
you know like that's which was my mom's big happen on Grey's Anatomy.
Which was my mom's big note about Grey's Anatomy back in the day.
I remember we were watching it and she was like,
I gotta say, I hate this show.
And I was like, what?
Katrina, why?
She was like, this one's sleeping with that one.
That one's sleeping with this one.
It's like, give me a break.
They have to do work.
Meanwhile, this one's sleeping with that one.
Now this one's with that one. Now that one's gay this one's that i was i was like you know what you're
absolutely 100 right and uh but i love that part it's fun i feel like i can't um figure out how
much of that works in and just like that. It's so...
Just to stay on the topic of Katrina
for a second, it's so funny to hear
parent movie reviews sometimes.
They saw Licorice Pizza
and they go,
we didn't get it at all.
I thought that could have been a good movie.
But I didn't get it at all.
There are a lot of plot that they didn't
they didn't do anything with and then you know you know she's running a lot in the movie that's
she's she was running a lot and i kept thinking when are they gonna say why she's running you
know like and i was just like i think that you know paul thomas anderson might not be for you
guys and they were like maybe you're right but hey i don't fully disagree with katrina's review either
katrina needs to get on letterboxd she needs to get on letterboxd that would be an interest that
would certainly offer a vibe to us all oh yeah they watched the kristin bell show the um the
woman in the window across from the whatever oh yeah and they were like they they said there's a
blizzard in new york obviously as you know and so they were like yeah we watched
the whole thing because there was a blizzard
three quarters of the way through the writers just gave up
it got crazy
it got crazy I was like well what happened
and then they spoiled it for me
because I was like
that might not be on my list as much as I love
but they spoiled it for me
and I was like alright so
do you care?
I wasn't planning on watching,
but it looked like
interesting. We love Kristen Bell.
Alright, and it's now been out for a while
enough where I can't say it. So, spoiler
alert, I'm going to spoil this Kristen Bell thing.
So, I guess at the end,
you find out that there's a murderer and it's like
a nine-year-old. And so, I guess
Kristen Bell gets in like a vicious fight with a nine-year-old and she ends's like a nine-year-old and so i guess kristin bell gets in like a vicious fight with a nine-year-old like and she ends up killing the nine-year-old and my
my parents go and you know we follow her on social media and she makes such a big deal about you know
don't take pictures of the kids you know don't do pictures of the kids meanwhile she's on this show
she's killing a kid she kills a kid matt matt she kills this kid and meanwhile it's like she's on this show she's killing a kid she kills a kid matt matt she kills this kid
and meanwhile it's like she's on instagram like you know she's protecting her kids and we always
liked her for that you know we follow her on social media for that reason because we like her
because she protects her kids then this you know she's killing a kid the kid was nine years old
and i go is this is this your dad It's a mixture of their both.
But I go, you know, mom, like that girl who's playing the role as an actress.
And those are Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's real children.
Like it's different.
Like them being like, don't photograph our children and publish photos of it is different than this paid professional actor who's in a film who like is a murderer in a movie and
gets killed by Kristen Bell.
They were like, I don't know.
She makes such a big deal about the kids.
They just started back in with it again.
I don't know. It was so
parent movie review.
I love it.
Well, what do you say?
I think it might be time for
I Don't Think So, Honey. I'm just so excited
on this episode that we decided
what the 300th episode is
going to be because I'll tell you something. I'm so
excited. After our conversation with
Sean, I was feeling the pressure. I was like, wow, we have to
do something. I didn't feel any of it.
I was like, I know whatever it is will be
amazing. So
in the lead up to that, Bowen is coming
out to New York and we're going to have some in-person
episodes and we're going to talk to our producers about getting in the
studio.
Um,
some very fun ideas and that'll be fucking fun as hell.
As we trudge,
trudge,
truge towards the 300th episode.
That's right.
And we can't wait to see you there.
All right.
They,
uh,
they,
uh,
Provincetown. We're going to see you there. All right. They are. They are. Province town.
We're going to see you there.
Beautiful.
Okay.
This is I Don't Think So Honey.
This is where we each take one minute
to rail against something in culture.
Matt, do you have something?
I do.
I do.
I do.
This is Matt Rogers.
I Don't Think So Honey.
His time starts now.
I Don't Think So Honey
talking about your acting training.
I don't think people know what you're talking about
i think that there's about 0.05 of the population that know what the word stanislavski means
and so just saying that doesn't mean anything um what is circle in the square yes this is like
targeted at lady gaga um i just find it so funny that in her I don't know billionth
media cycle she hasn't learned
that you have to say different things at different
interviews she truly gives
the same thing in every interview
it's an iconic thing about her that I love
however this time I have to draw a line because
what is she saying a lot
I studied at Circle in the Square I studied Sense
Memory etc I couldn't
believe an interview that she just did with Salma Hayek where she said that she wrote a letter to herself and in the square. I studied sense memory, etc. I couldn't believe an interview that she just did with Salma Hayek
where she said that she wrote a letter to herself
and in the letter she wrote, I don't need you anymore.
I only need the parts of me that I can
bring to. Say it with me, Patricia.
And you have to watch this video.
Salma is amazing and I do think
Salma, I don't think Lady Gaga
talking about her acting training or anyone that does
such a thing. And that's one minute.
It's just so funny. How many times have we heard i was wondering as this media cycle of house of
gucci approached what the thing was gonna be and but there's so many things there are so many i
don't think there's one thing it's not i'm obsessed i can't wait for her to get the oscar nomination
i don't want it to end. I need it all the way through
March. I need Gaga
on the hunt. I need
more. It's too funny.
I think she is
bringing something new to each interview.
A new shocking...
There was a love scene.
That was good.
It's so...
And the headlines,
the regurgitated headlines that are coming out of that
story are amazing because I saw one like
come up the other day that was
find out which scene in
House of Goofy Ridley Scott had to call
cut on that was too for being
too intense
Selma like
hooking up or something it was the guy
okay so the scene was i guess there
was a scene in the script where selma gets a call that the hit was successful and i guess
selma had put cat food in her boots so cats could follow her around that was going to be like the
thing of the scene is that cats followed selma around the garden or whatever and so like there
is a scene where like selma gets the call turns to Lady Gaga and just like nods and Lady Gaga like as Patrizia struts over through the cats and like kisses Salma passionately on the mouth and like make out for a second.
And that's like how their plot line ends.
But which I really wish had been in there.
I mean, this is the thing is it's like House of Gucci needed to take itself itself 40 less seriously and put that in yeah yeah i agree
but see when when god when i hear that i'm like is that gaga or is that patricia like
would patricia have done she would say there was no difference at the point remember she
wrote a letter to herself saying she didn't need her anymore so she was dismissed gaga wasn't on
set patricia was on set i mean you have to remember
there have been so we're gonna look back on this time and miss it so much no i i love house of
gucci era i'm obsessed with house like i can already rattle off so many moments like her going
i don't think she's a good person you know like that i don't condone her i don't think she's a
good person but i do think there is something to say about women's rights
and then
I mean her seeking evidence
at the inauguration
wanted to be a combat journalist
like it's so
good
and honestly I had
it's delivering on so many cylinders but
definitely something that is jumping out to me
is I studied Sense Memory.
I studied Stanislavski.
I studied in Circle in the Square.
I wanted to be an actor before I was a singer
and I just couldn't audition.
I just was horrible at auditioning.
And so even in my music, I was-
My first role was, you know, when I was in college,
I got called back to play Maureen and rent.
And then they found out that I was still in school.
Like I was like, I've heard this story.
And that's when you realize that she is like that.
You know, she is an actress.
She is like one of those actresses.
I'm like, I'm just going to drag.
I'm in a country group chat with a bunch of gays who are rooting against Lady Gaga's nomination.
No.
Actively.
That's so rude.
And they were talking about the thing where she said, the Jake Gyllenhaal interview, which I watched a lot of.
It was very funny.
But when she was like, I love cartoons.
Yeah.
Because there's such a danger and also a beauty or whatever.
They said something and they were like dragging her for that.
And I was like,
I have to break it to people.
Most actors are like that.
Are like that.
No,
actors are not cool.
It's,
it's,
it's a,
it's a myth.
Actors are uncool.
So this group chat wants her to like,
the group chat is very,
and they know who they are.
They're very,
and we might even have one of them on the show and we will, will we will to their face confront they're very pronicle and there's these
pronicle gays that i feel are coming for gaga it's very similar to when the pro laura dern
gays came for jlo because i think that they they look at these they look at these singer actresses
and they don't take them seriously, but I take them very seriously.
I'm down
for Gaga to get the nomination.
And I just was like, if you think
actors are cool people, I
actually have to break it to you.
Most of us are nerds and
annoying.
And a lot of them happen to be aesthetically
pleasing. That's it
though.
That is,
that is the cool coinciding thing is that there are annoying people who look
good.
And,
and that makes them very suited for this work.
Yeah.
I was like,
do you know how many times I have heard things like this at NYU where Lady
Gaga did study musical theater?
Like I remember being at NYU and people would have that Lady Gaga,
Jake Gyllenhaal conversation all the time.
Of course.
And I'm sorry to break it to these group chat gays,
but like I bet you Nicole Kidman's just as,
you know,
like is,
is,
has the same,
I don't know,
whatever.
I just,
Nicole,
unfortunately is like textbook like
celebrity doing a skincare video for
like Harper's Bazaar or some shit
but not talking about the
procedures she's had done which is like
it's fine just like just share
with us like what you've had done
it's fine
I do love about the housewives that now
it's become a thing of like it used
to be in the beginning like no one would talk about it and now everyone's just like I'll talk about the Housewives that now it's become a thing of like, it used to be in the beginning,
like no one would talk about it.
And now everyone's just like,
I'll talk about it the most.
Which I know I'm obsessed with it.
I think it's genuinely changed the conversation.
Like when women come out and they're like,
I've had this done,
this done,
this done,
this done.
And I'm doing maybe this,
this,
this.
I think it's actually,
it's more helpful because it takes away that layer of that facade of like that it is actually attainable it was the only
thing about mia that i liked in potomac i was like oh she's being like very up like up front
about like her her stuff but then she would lie about everything else which is like so confusing
you know i'm a little surprised one more thing and then i'll let you do your own things when i
know you want to leave i'm a little surprised and it makes me wonder if they didn't get along because i was positive that part
of lady gaga's shtick during this media cycle would be adam driver is just yeah he is a thespian
and he i learned so much from him every single day and i wonder if something is not cool between
them because the way she was about bradley made me feel like oh my god it's gonna be on another
planet with Adam Driver.
And it never happened.
Well, with Bradley, it was like the directing.
Right.
It was a whole narrative.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With Adam, I think Adam is just like,
kind of like,
is so the opposite of what Gaga does,
that like he just didn't want,
she just knows that he wouldn't play along.
I don't think there's any beef between,
they seem to get along just fine.
Watching the cast sit next to her in interviews is hilarious.
It's just so good.
Just like looking down, picking a fixed spot on the ground
and looking down and just sort of ever so slightly nodding
and trying not to smile while she talks is just...
They're having to use sense memory for that.
They're having to go back to a tranquil time on the beach.
You know, they're figuring out use sense memory for that like they're having to go back to a tranquil time on the beach you know you know they're figuring out a marvel thing for gaga are they yeah that's the what that's the buzz the buzz is like and i think i don't think this is
confounded on anything but um uh what's her face emma frost love that also you know she's gonna be the lead of the next joker
that was the buzz that hit yeah she'll be like some hard version of harley quinn and the joaquin
phoenix joker um sequel sequel oh my god uh which is insanity i can't say she'll go to a safe place
she's gonna lose her mind she's gonna one. She's going to lose her mind.
She's going to crack.
They're going to have to put her in Arkham Asylum.
She won't go anywhere else.
Well, my favorite...
That's perfect because my favorite Onion headline,
one of my favorite Onion headlines ever is
Lady Gaga kidnapped Police Commissioner Gordon.
She's my favorite person. She's my favorite person she's my favorite person
I think
she might be my favorite person
Taylor might be number two now
oh it's always been Gaga number one for me
Gaga is a cuckoo beast
wait I just want to pull this up
I need to read the whole thing
Lady Gaga kidnaps police commissioner Gordon
Gotham City
super villain Lady Gaga brazenaps police commissioner Gordon. Gotham City. Super villain Lady
Gaga brazenly abducted
Commissioner James Gordon from a charity
fundraiser Tuesday, leaving police
baffled and the citizens of Gotham
fearing for their safety. Known for
her outlandish costumes and geometric
polygon hair. This was written in 2010.
The criminal madwoman made
a daring escape from Arkham Asylum last week
and has been taunting authorities by interrupting television broadcasts ever since.
Quote, if you ever want to see Commissioner Gordon again, you'll do exactly as I say.
Lady Gaga said from her secret lair, adjusting her angular yellow tie back in spandex dress as henchmen danced menacingly around the boundary of Commissioner.
While the kidnapping occurred at stately Wayne Manor, home of playboy jets that are bruce wayne
the eccentric billionaire was not available for comment it's so funny that's hilarious
super villain lady gaga brazenly abducted gaga is the one the one she really is and you just
i don't you just i don't think so honey to her how dare you no but you know it's a celebration
it's celebration there's a celebration in every drag.
It's rule of culture number seven.
There's a celebration in every drag.
Alright, well, this is Bowen Yang's
I Don't Think Sohany. His time starts now.
I Don't Think Sohany, the redesigned
Pokemon in Pokemon Legends
Arceus. So they did like a
prequel game that's like a
brand new formula. It's open world.
It's different. But Matt,
some of these designs make no
fucking sense. Oh, I know you hate that.
And they look so
deeply upsetting.
They're adding limbs
to people. They're adding, you know,
they're making some of the Pokemon
look depressed.
Goodra from Gen 5, Gen 6
looks depressed. Typhlosion from Gen 5, Gen 6 looks depressed.
Typhlosion from Gen 2 looks
like he's stoned, mama.
Or, you know, doing some drug.
I don't like this. It's rude.
I'm sorry. I'm emotional.
No, that was a burp.
It's ruining the aesthetic
sort of universe of Pokemon.
It was already a jumbled mess
to begin with after you know gen four but
now you gotta really like it's too chaotic and it's a good game but the designs the visuals are
bad i'm so upset and that's one minute i i i i see and sense both imagine if they like made charizard
look like they're adding they made like one of the pokemon like a Palkia, like a horse
with a huge... Matt,
these designs are insane.
I'm not okay with it. I know many
readers and publicists who are playing this game right now
can agree with me. These designs look
fucking bad.
The third graders are designing
Pokemon now. I'm
not even kidding you. That's the
new gig. The fourth graders are sorry.
Let me tell you something.
It really hurts me to
hear this because I usually think that you
can also see the beauty in something new and
different, but not
now. Let me send
you something. Yeah. Also,
I can sort of
guess. First of all, I was
talking about Pokemon last night and while you're sending me this
I want to blow your mind with something
and tell me if you knew this
The Mystical Birds
Articuno
Zapdos and Moltres
Did you know it's Uno, Dos, Tres?
I've known for decades
I have not known until last night
And you're shocked
to your sister?
Arctic Uno
Zap, Dos, Molt
and Molt Trace
I thought that those were just the most beautiful names
I had ever heard but literally they're the word
Zap and the Spanish word for two
and so on and so forth
can we just give it up
for the people, the localization team
on that first generation the people who had to name these fucking monsters.
They did an amazing job.
Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, poetry.
And you get it.
And also the word tastes and feels like it should.
Can we just talk for one second about, I will say this for the rest of my life.
I think one of the most elegant creatures of pop culture history.
Do they pop?
No, it's Pidgeotto.
Pidgeotto.
Girl.
Number 22, I believe.
And Pidgeotto, like, just so much promise and potential.
Coolness. much promise and potential and just Pidgeotto the teen version
but also taking flight
very much taking charge earning
that sort of what we're going to call
Sasha Fierce hairstyle
oh the hair is laid
the sort of bump
in the front the giving
Egyptian eye the bird
was as gorgeous as Elizabeth Taylor
I agree.
I just sent you some of these new designs.
Looking?
It's so... It's truly
abominable. No, there's
just... There's so much
going on. What am I looking at here? Who are these people?
This is Dialga and Palkia.
They were the original mascots for Pokemon
Diamond and Pearl, and those designs
were actually very elegant and
chic. And now they've added
all of this shit. Look at the
neck. Look at the thing coming.
It's like two goiters coming out
of that neck. It's giving Sega
Genesis. No, it's not.
Well, first of all, this game does
look like it was made 20 years ago.
That's what I'm saying.
The game is getting these rave reviews
and it should.
The gameplay is like a huge revolution for the series.
But the visuals are behind
because it's on Switch
and it's not running at, you know,
full sort of bit sort of speed
as like PS5 and Xbox.
But like, it's so,
it's really upsetting to me
because for me,
the thing about Pokemon is like,
each of these are a mascot.
Each of these like, is like its own like Hello Kitty, you know?
Like that's why it blew up the way it did
and when it came out in the 90s
was because it was like, oh my God,
it's Pikachu and it's Jigglypuff and it's Clefairy
and there's all these,
they're all these adorable or cool looking things.
And now they look like true monstrosities.
Anyway, it's very jarring to me.
I'm really not liking what I'm seeing here.
And you shouldn't.
Okay.
That's my own thing.
So, honey, we said it'd be a short episode.
It's still an hour and a half and change.
Listen, and I think that, like,
what everyone needs to know
is we're coming back with some Firecracker episodes.
With Firecracker guests.
And there's going to be conflict on the episodes. And there's going toacker guests. And there's going to be conflict on the episodes.
And there's going to be fighting.
And there's going to be drama.
Ultimately resolution.
And the thing about Lost Culture
is it's about conflict and resolution.
And
stay tuned for our
big 300th episode coming up soon.
The Lost Cultureistas
presents the great global our big 300th episode coming up soon. The Las Culturistas presents
the great
global songbook.
Doesn't that sound
sweet? This is like the Pokemon naming it.
That sounds important. You don't agree?
I know. I'm biting my
hands because I'm so excited.
I'm like, should we even give
this away for free? This is a book.
I don't know.
I'm designing the cover. You are. The great global Should we even give this away for free? This is a book. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm designing the cover.
I'm designing the cover.
You are.
The Great Global Songbook.
The Great... Gershwin found dead again.
Honey, Paul McCartney and John Lennon?
More like go to hell, bitch.
More like go to bed, bitch.
More like go to bed, bitch.
You know, I think this is going to be a really important text.
This is going to be one of the most important texts
since I got that Pokemon picture from you.
Yes.
Since I got that Lisa Barlow quote from you.
This has been an amazing episode of Las Culturistas
that has explored so much.
We end every episode with a song.
I want to be the very best
No one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
It's Pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemon!
Gotta catch them all!
Pokemon!
I know it's my destiny.
Pokemon!
You're my best friend in a world we must defend.
Pokemon!
Oh, it's so true
I can't wait to pull this through
you teach me
and I'll teach you
Pokemon
gotta catch them all
Pokemon
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