Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Sex, The City, and 'Sex And The City'" (w/ Sam Taggart)

Episode Date: August 3, 2016

Bless this mess! Sam Taggart gets on the mic to talk Sex and The City, Demi Lovato, Playstation, Frost Valley, and Southwest Airlines. Also, the Culturistas do their famous segment, "Good Lays". (Life is a farce. This is Trump's America.)LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm Bowen. And I am Matt. And you guys, we're on fire today. Honey, we are flaming. We are flaming. Bowen and I are so excited tonight. We're going to go see Bad Moms! With our previous guest of the show, Sudi Green.

Of course, you know Bad Moms. So here's a question. Actually, you know what? I was going to say, who are you out of the bad mom? I think I, I guess we'll have to see the movie first. I wish I was Catherine Han,

but I think I'm probably, um, a Mila. No, that's, that's even too. You are Mila. In this,

in this case, you're Mila. No, I'm Mila and Black Swan, but I think you're Mila and bad moms. I'm Mila and bad moms. Absolutely. She's like the type A who like reaches a breaking point.

But she's sexy, too. Yeah, I think I'm Katherine Hahn because I'm a mess. Yeah. With no hope. But I hear Katherine Hahn steals the movie. This is like a vehicle for her. Wow. Yeah.

Honestly, I've been waiting for the Katherine Hahn vehicle. Listen, we could talk about Bad Moms for the next two hours. Absolutely. The fact of the matter is we have a guest, we have uh he's a hurricane of a guest a hurricane of a guest let's go through his credits oh i love the credits you know he is the co-creator of lake homo high he's the co-creator of live on broad gay oh he just had his solo show sam's big day oh excellent i went to go see it was wonderful uh he's the co-host one of the co-hosts of future forms yes uh previously cube yes wonderful show institution in brooklyn absolutely and his

ascendance is something we love to watch his star is rising his star is rising bitch and on three his name be one two three sam taggery hello hi sam taggart I am so good. Oh, I love it. I'm truly incredible. Sam, I mean, what an honor it is to have you. Ooh, our hats are falling off. So those of you listening at home, Sam just found this out because we put it right on his head. We are rocking out these hats. Yes, my love.

Culture hats. We're on a culture expedition. We feel very official in them. We're here to scour culture. It's Las Culturistas. sam is here to help us today and i mean there's so much happening in the culture absolutely um sam before we dive into culture of the current day yeah um contemporary culture yeah contemporaneous culture we want to ask you as we ask all of our get modern absolutely absolutely we want to ask you like we ask all of our guests modern absolutely absolutely we want to ask you like we ask all of our guests what is culture that shaped you that's such a good question

what made sam sam that's so smart that particular question i love like that's actually really smart the way you said that yeah i have a way with words yeah it a really smart way. I would say I was formed pretty heavily by Midwestern suburban culture. Absolutely. A lot of cheeseburgers in my life. A lot of video games in half-finished basements, if you will. Okay, I have a question. What video games were you into specifically? You know, I couldn't get enough of like your classics your mortal kombats

your crash pandas right right right as i grew up it was halo you know so you were like were you a playstation kid or an n64 station kid see i was not that's kind of like i was an n64 kid and i think that does shape the way you are about your life i agree yeah i'd say playstation people are a little more critical i'd say playstation people become republican i'm a playstation person and i am a republican a critical republican critical republican yeah um listen like i used to play straight up mario all the doodad day and then I feel like I used to like cartoons video games, like Mario, your Donkey Kong. Loved it.

Sure. And then once video games started to take themselves too seriously, I was like, no, fuck you. See, that's when I finally got on board. Before I was like, this monkey's just a little cartoon? No, thank you. Wake me up when there's a whole world to explore. You could argue PlayStation much more sophisticated than N64 in terms of themes well that's an interesting point that matt just brought

up with video games because i mean kids nowadays are growing up with you know their overwatches and they're just all these mature games and it's it's too ahead of their time you gotta we we grew up in a time when video games matched our growth. Like, we grew up around really cartoony kid-friendly games. And now everything's just rated M for mature. Yeah. It's a mess. Rated M for it's a mess. Rated M for a goddamn mess.

Mess. Can I say? But bless this mess. Bless this mess. Bless and keep this mess. Bless all these messes. Guys, what is Halo? Oh, my gosh.

Do you like it? Do you enjoy it? I simply love it. Guys, what is Halo? Oh, my gosh. Do you like it? Do you enjoy it? I simply love it. Oh, you still play? So I took a break for a while to pursue comedy, but I've recently come back to it. Because you've given up comedy. You can only do one. You're either a Halo boy or a comedy boy.

You can't be both boys. You can't be both boys. No. God, no. And, you know, I'm always the worst. I play online and I'm always the worst. This is as of last week, I started replaying video games. Oh, yeah.

And I get last place. But I have the most fun, I feel. Yeah. You know? You know what? That's a good mental exercise is playing online when you know you're going to be beat by some 14-year-old kid, but still enjoying it. Because I would go into that situation saying, I hate this. I don't like losing.

Well, what's your kind of idea of fun? Is it burn the world or is it win the game? I think that's also a life question. My idea of fun is being immersed, baby. Being immersed in the world, also a life question my idea of fun is being immersed baby like being immersed in the world honey that's my idea of fun it's like when you play grand theft auto are you that person that's like fucking the hookers and killing everyone with your car or are you trying to actually like i'm playing whatever you do when you see i play for the story until like i get bored like yeah which is happens i have like an hour limit, you know, on story on story.

Yeah. You know, a big long TV show worth. And then I start doing the hooker stuff. Yeah. And then when in doubt, hooker, you pick up the hooker and you listen to them. Fuck. That was like when Grand Theft Auto first came out. It was like my cousin was always like, OK, this is what we're going to do.

We're going to find a hooker and we're going to watch the car go up and down and listen to them fuck and i was like what and with that same cousin i watched gay porn nice when i was 11 you have to okay go ahead wait yeah no he has to expound upon that well i have a streak i have a straight cousin who will remain nameless but when we were young i remember remember it was my first experience with pornography. And we definitely watched some straight stuff for a little while. And then he was like, you want to see something really fucked up and gross? And he brought out the gay porn. It was the first time I saw with my eyes a dick in an ass.

And I was like, what? They do that? And he was like, yeah, of course they do. That's how they have sex. And I was like, of course they do that's how they have sex and i was like oh my god and then i guess i had like a boner because he goes if you have a boner right now it means that you're gay and i was like i don't have a boner i assure you i don't i don't even think i knew what an erection was yeah sure but i vividly remember that being very confused as to

like why i wanted to keep watching gay porn and being shocked when i saw like what gay sex really was i think it's very telling that he like was eager to introduce it to you but it's he's playing the game to burn the world not win the game with with porn sometimes that's how people live their lives is what i'm saying what is he still straight bitch yes he has a lovely girlfriend yeah but like honestly no i i really don't think so i i've never i i i'm pretty positive i think it was just a thing of like we're looking at stuff on the internet because the internet's new baby it's not 2001 that was like part of being a young boy is yeah you know pulling up gay porn and going like this sucks yeah for sure look how fucking gross this is especially when you grow up where i grew up which is like long island where you hate everything yeah that's not i feel like

that's like in the same world it's the same instinct as like showing each other do you guys do you guys have a friend you would show each other your dicks too well my gay friends no i mean but are they gay i mean like did you grow did you grow up, like, growing up, like, is he gay? Are these friends gay now? Yeah. Cool. That's cool. I showed my dick to my two friends at lunch in second grade. Wow. Nice.

Because they were like, show it to us. It was, you're right. It's not a gay thing at all. It's like a little boy thing. It's like, we have dicks. Yeah. It's, it's just a boy thing. Sure.

You're just excited about having a dick and what it could be yeah but wow even like as like a like a nine-year-old i want to say showing like like me and this kid going into the basement while our parents talked upstairs and like showing each other our decks and just like rubbing them against one another i was like seriously nine years old um but i was like i obviously didn't have the hormones to be like, oh, this is hot. I like this. But I was like, this is fun. It feels good. It feels good.

I also, well, I remember I had a really close friend when I was in middle school. And I was really positive that we were going to hook up. And we were best friends. We'd have sleepover in the same room. And I was like, what is happening? But then we were just best friends. I think that i think that like there are some like truly truly good straight male souls out there who truly just want to be

friends good people and don't see us as bodies i mean okay that is a boy sleepover thing though even in like the sixth grade we would all take off our clothes and run out in the yard naked yeah boy sleepovers were so sexy. Very hot. There was a lot going on. Because let me tell you, nothing's hotter than when you're a 12-year-old boy around a bunch of 12-year-old boys. I remember I went to Frost Valley on a field trip

and a kid sat on my face. What? It was Frost Valley. I was sitting on Matt's face. kid sat on my face what what is like you can't throw out names like frost valley and frost valley has the potential to be a new gay mecca honestly with a name like we literally well there you were to go okay so what it was it should be i need to go to fireland for the first fucking time the gay part anyway i've only been to the straight part of fireland which i know is like hein, heinous.

Yeah. I'm going to kill myself after hearing that. Let me... Yes. But we should, at first, make sure everyone at home knows that Bowen and Sam are Fire Island connoisseurs. I mean... Celebrities, even, of the lifestyle.

Celebrities. I would say. I would say. My kimono was a hit in the past. You wore a kimono? I wore my kimono the entire time. It's like you didn't even see any of the Facebook or Instagram posts. I was honestly probably too mad that I was missing out.

I was like, fuck this. Sam's going in August, and I'm going to go in for a day trip. Come with me. You should come. I will definitely do a day. Please. I'll definitely do a day. It's so fun.

It's heaven. I want to go. I mean, I want to go. Not even sexually. It's like, I don't care about that. It's heaven on earth. It's heaven on earth. It's just you feel so safe and so, it's beautiful.

Also, I would love to go to P-Town. Have you been to P-Town? No. See, David Mazzone says it's like on earth. It's just you feel so safe and so it's beautiful. Also, I would love to go to P-Town. Have you been to P-Town? No. See, David Mazzoni says it's like Disney World. Literally, the three of us went to Disney World and we're walking down Main Street, USA, and David Mazzoni goes, this is just like P-Town. I was like, go fuck yourself. Oh, my God.

Nothing to compare to Disney World. Oh, man. Wait, is Disney World really gay? Is this a... Of course it is. It's so gay. Gay days, we should go for gay days. I would love...

There was nothing, literally nothing. If I achieve this, I'll feel like I could die. As if every gay person I know went to gay days. It'd be so fun. So fucking fun. Sam's like less excited. I don't know. Make the event.

You know what? Do it. Put it on Facebook and we'll see what's up. Can I tell you guys what Frost Valley was? Yes. Okay. So Frost Valley was like when you got to sixth grade, this was like the field trip that my middle school went on.

It was three days of sleep away field trip at this like excursion camp at upstate New York. Basically, it was like a project adventure course that was huge. It was basically every day you went out into the, to the like cold wilderness and like did activities and did team building stuff. And like sexy. Yeah.

Honestly it was, it got there. Yeah. Because of course, like grade was this sixth grade, which is just when you've been like, Oh wait, we are sexual.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you have a lot of energy. It's like when, it's when you jack off, it's not a mistake anymore. You know what I mean?

It was still a mistake. Right. So did you, did you, did things get steamy with you and someone else? A girl? Well, I actually was like courting a female at the time who was in like one of the other bunks.

And I was like, oh, man, she's dating my friend Joey. And that girl ends up she's a lesbian now. Great. I love it. I love that ending. The best end to any story, I think. If every story doesn't end with, and turns out she's a lesbian now, I really don't care about what you said. And Joey must be asexual just for symmetry.

He's engaged to a woman. Okay. But I will say, yeah, it got crazy. There comes a point when boys that age are around each other and it reaches a fever pitch where they have to sexually show something. I remember a kid fucking sat on my face. Wait, explain that. And was like, ah!

What was he wearing his boxers and i remember going like dizzy i was like what's happening to me okay but you enjoyed it because i don't enjoy i feel like primarily i think yes i did but like at the time i was like no this kid is definitely bullying right yeah yeah yeah that's mean it was like i was in bed and he was like i heard like giggling around me and then some kid was fucking sitting on my face all of a sudden so you were asleep and he just like and i think he was like suck my dick suck my dick and everyone was laughing and i was like oh god boy and then honestly it was fine like 15 minutes later and i moved on but like that's the way the boys that age act like it is like a thing like it is really funny for him to

for him to chant suck my dick suck my dick at that age but i wish i hope that in the future people in that generation kids in that generation uh kids in that age the future generations will laugh at that for the right reasons and and laugh at that because it's like yeah gay sex is funny like not mockable or they'll just suck each other's dicks because they want to and they're empowered and they're gay and being gay is normal i love it they're just like comfortable with their own bodies and they want absolutely yes i love it i think that's so powerful i think that what we're doing is a service yes i think all the little 11 year old gays listening to this who who really look up to bowen yeah shout out to chad shout out to trevor shout out to Chad. Shout out to Trevor. Shout out to Alphonse. Shout out to Unique. Unique. I love Unique.

I love Unique. Unique is, he's 11. He lives in Queens. He's a fashion icon. He's a complete icon. He's literally, actually, this is a fact. His body is more scarf than human. Oh, I love.

It's fused. This person isn't real, to be clear. I hope there is. I'm sure there is some like big brother thing for gays. I would 100% do that. Big gay, little gay? Big gay, little gay. I would love to mentor a little gay boy.

Same. I would enjoy that. Would you want to do that, Sam? I mean, for sure. But I feel like it's hard because you don't know. When you're 13, you're like, am I gay? Or just super horny and weird? Sure.

I'm doubting that those little boys now the little queer boys who are voguing i'm like but maybe this is a phase it could be people just aren't are honestly this is sometimes the way i feel about it people don't want to don't really care about like putting a label on their sexuality anymore and they're just being the way they are and maybe if we there were no societal expectations and there were no gender limitations and there were no bullshit, people would just be voguing because voguing is great. That was smart.

That was beautiful. I'm really smart and beautiful. You should have said that at the DNC. I should have. What did you say at the DNC? They turned two people away from speaking, me and Nina Turner. Nina.

Nina, babe. Who is Nina Turner? That is a problematic question. You need to get woke. Who is Nina Turner Nina babe who's Nina Turner that is a problematic question you need to get woke who is Nina Turner is the senator who was like advocating for Bernie and she was slated to speak at the DNC to kind of like tell everyone what the truth was and like oh and then basically you know she was not allowed to speak she was directed away well that's that's that sucks that she was silenced despite you know even though she as a bernie supporter as a hillary supporter i looked down on her but i want to say the the the woman who slammed the gavel on the first night she's

the mayor of baltimore and she made that like she like had that gifable moment where she like made a face before she slammed the gavel i was on her instagram guess who guess what she's obsessed with what drag race and why i wish pokemon go but she guess what she's obsessed with what drag race and i wish pokemon go but she loves she's like she took a picture and she posted she's like look she's like i've been watching drag race too much look at me i'm giving you alissa edwards and i was like this she said the words i'm giving you alissa edwards and she tagged alissa edwards and she was like the mayor of baltimore can you imagine the female black mayor of baltimore loves drag race i'm like i love you're the fucking dream see and everyone would if society didn't tell straight men not sure

everyone would love rupaul's because it's the best it's the best sam still hasn't gotten on it oh man i just haven't i didn't come here to be publicly shamed well that's literally what we do here okay video games and burgers. I mean, that sounds pretty right to me. I love it. I love it. Yeah. What state was your upbringing?

It was all around the Midwest and a little in the South. I moved every two to three years. Really? Really. Did you ever tell me why? My dad just got a lot of different jobs. He kept moving jobs. And would be like, this is the last time we're going to move.

And then two years later we'd be like, we're moving. I had this thought. Um, I was with my family this weekend and then we were just like looking at our old houses on Google maps and like doing street view. And it was like a weird moment. But then I realized like,

I was like, Oh yeah, us moving a lot. Like was it forced us to like really adjust to, to different social situations. And I think, I think it's valuable. I think it helped.

Do you think it helped you? I think it helped, but almost in like a psycho way. Like I feel very, almost like a little impersonal. Like I just say what needs to be said to like, just like have people like me enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry about that at all here. Say whatever you want to say.

No, but I think that that's really interesting. Yeah. Like, actually, I had this conversation today because my eight. No, my 10 year old cousin has to move to another house and he's really upset. And I moved when I was nine. And I actually think it was a good thing for me. I think I don't know. I mean, I can't speak to moving like fucking eight or nine times like that sounds like that was really hard but moving one time i actually think

was good because it did put you in a situation where like okay you know you gotta like figure it out again i'm like and that's good for a kid i think yeah i think so too for me it was so it was so easy to manipulate the situation like by like fifth move, you're like, okay, just wear a cool shirt. Talk to this kid who's an asshole who you're not going to like in a year, but he'll make it so you don't get bullied. Just kind of go. You just figure out how to play the game. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. And what you didn't mention is that you had a different name at every school. Sure. What we don't know about Sam is that his name is really Oscar Herrera. It's all true. Yeah. A lot of people don't know that about me.

That you're really Oscar Herrera. Oscar. It's me, Oscar Herrera. The thing is he had to change his name because he couldn't say it right. He couldn't say it. He couldn't like. Oscar Herrera was the first move. And then he learned his last name. He's like, oh, I should be able to pronounce my own name.

That's true. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. That's. I honestly, I hadn't really thought through the video game thing and how bad how it shaped me. And I'm happy that I did.

Well, listen, you know what video game shaped me were Final Fantasy games. I was going to ask about that one too. That one's very narrative, right? It's completely narrative, which is why I love it. It's like a movie that you play.. That one's very narrative, right? It's completely narrative, which is why I loved it. It's like a movie that you play. It's like a 40-hour long movie. It's the best.

So I, you know, and now they're a little, they haven't aged well, so if you go back and play them now, you're not going to like them, I think. Which part? Why hasn't it aged well? Because it's just,

the storytelling conventions are very melodramatic. But it might be fun. As long as you know it's a product of the times and you play them again and you're like, oh, this is very 90s like this this emotion melodrama is the best though

melodrama is in but back but even if you play it now it's like it's it's crazy paced it's like oh fuck like someone's mom died within the first like five hours which is like short it's like it's very quick so anyway um final fantasy shaped me that's that's just my two cents people's mom die in that thing um like parent like like characters die and like love interests die it's it's it's it's dramatic based on what you do that playstation they're playing with dark themes playstation republicans critical yeah absolutely dark dark dark dark mama yeah absolutely i'd rather just like hop on a fucking box hop on a box and get grown real big and be a big mario for like 15 seconds and be able to kill lots of things and become small again that makes sense to me that

checks out yeah i mean there's a time and a place but you gotta grow up sometime absolutely i'm happy that actually you know what i did play a lot of first-person shooters when I was little. I'm not going to lie. Now I'm really kind of grossed out by them, but I did. I was all about that GoldenEye shit. Yeah, of course. I loved that game. I knew, but I still remember some facts about automatic weapons I shouldn't know.

Because that game taught me about it. It was really... Our babysitter like our nanny let us play it so anyway um sam i feel like music is a big part of your oh yes formative culture okay well i there's a so uh as everyone does i had a cool cousins right that would come to town and be uh very judgmental of the fact that i enjoyed maybe um backstreet boys uh and so these cool cousins they uh you know at a very young age were like but have you heard of modest mouse oh and so then i was like, I'm going to out-cool these cool cousins. So I made it my passion to learn cool music.

Yes. So that the next time they would come, I would be like, I actually have every modest man's album. I am the coolest 11-year-old. Oh, man. That was such a thing, too, when you were that age and you were asked what your favorite music act was and you really wanted to respond with Backstreet Boys or Christina Aguileraera and then someone looked over

when you like what did you say and you just crossed it out frantically right like i meant limp biscuit like because it limp biscuit i remember was like the coolest thing yeah i guess so oh i feel like my yeah i'm still you know constantly torn yeah torn between your pop hits and your coolness. But even for you, you have a very discriminating taste when it comes to pop hits. Yeah, I either love it or hate it. Talk about this. Talk about this, because you're talking to the right... This is perfect.

Sure. Well, we know Sam's number one right now is Ariana. Yeah, love Ariana Grande. Love everything she does. She's so good. I actually listened to her i listened to the song into you probably five or six times it's you were the first you posted on my wall and you're like i'm calling it now a song of the summer yes and at first i was

like i'm not sure and now i think you're 100 correct oh oh yeah i mean well the first time i heard it i was like see this is a song that i can just picture really everyone i know like loving getting their life to it really enjoying it's so much yeah that song gives me 2003 era christina aguilera vibes yes and i love my favorite part of this before i make a move i was like come on bitch like you are crazy you're teased like you better come to me before i come to you because if i come to you you're gonna your dick's gonna be real like i don't know i kind of like wow i kind of like turned to sand at the end there i turned to what to sand absolutely hey i'm j'm Jay Shetty and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.

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Day, 1999, a five-year-old boy floated alone in the ocean. He had lost his mother trying to reach Florida from Cuba. He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian.

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what do you hate demi lovato like who even is she she's just like a woman point is that she's no one. She should be a cashier at some fucking shoe store. Oh my God. You are literally... You gotta go. Guys, it's been really fun with them. No, honestly, wait. Can I make a case for her? I feel so bad for her.

Yeah, make a case for her. Don't feel bad for her. You should. She's fucking pitiful. No. She's empowered and confident and has a fucking amazing voice and looks great. And she's been through so much and she speaks to those issues. She's not going to sound good in like two years, though.

We've talked about this. Let's talk about starting a year ago. She's just had to do so many image changes and nothing ever sticks. I like her. So Matt and I obviously like Demi Lovato, but I can acknowledge that she's just... Nothing's stuck yet for her. And that's her issue. That's her problem.

I think that things have stuck. I think Cool for the Summer is the shit. Yeah, but it's like you're like – I feel like everyone's just like, oh, that song that I don't know who it sings it. Oh. So what you're saying is you want to know exactly the identity of what you're hearing and who the person is second you hear the the tone of the voice i get that no i really get that yeah yeah like i mean sort of kind of like push her off her bridge but like katie perry the second you hear her voice you're like it's katie yeah yeah that's katie perry this is a katie perry song right i feel like demi just doesn't have that sense of identity yet people People would argue that Demi is this generation's Kelly Clarkson. You could just listen to it and you'd just be like, who?

Yeah. In that they're not distinct. But you know, Kelly, this is Kelly's. She's the treadmill queen. You've said that. She is the queen. What does that mean? It just means like she always puts out a song that's going to make 35 to 40 year old women that are just like a little overweight and have two kids be like you know what i'm getting back on the treadmill i'm gonna do it

beth i'm gonna do it wow i'm getting back on the mill because guess what i have one life and i am invincible and i'm gonna be stronger okay i'll show you what's behind these hazel eyes yeah beautiful a beautiful body a beautiful i i am miss independent that's me she's singing to me i feel there you go see that's kelly so you can nail that down with kelly with demi like besides cool for the summer i feel like she's the bisexual queen of the fucking miami every fucking pop star is bisexual truly when i hear demi lovato i think of like i truly just her most iconic thing is her sketchers ads right no i have not seen i just i she is permanently like it on a bus stop it's like with her shoe out with like stupid purple pink lines behind her yes wow i hate this like a skyscraper oh see if she had like stuck to her guns with that era what that was when she wasn't specific skyscraper i mean you know what her album demi where she had

really don't care she had um what's that called. That's her. Did you hear Bowen jump on the harmony there? Good harmony. That was beautiful. I mean, look, she's just been all over the map, and I feel like she's not at that level yet. She needs to establish first and then branch out. Agree to disagree. Quiz me on someone else.

Selena Gomez. Hater. No. Yeah, thank you. Fucking horrible. Now we can move on. We can move on. Okay, wait, wait.

Let's do this one a couple more. I started making a Selena Gomez joke on the ride. What is it? So for those of you who don't know at home, I am a tour ghost. A tour ghost. I am a tour ghost. Ooh. I'm a tour guide host.

I'm a tour guide host and it's a bus that goes to New York City, and we get to the Chrysler building, and the Chrysler building was built at four floors per week. Oh, wow. And, you know, World Trade Center was built on only one floor per week, and people are like, oh, I wonder why we build things so much slower now. I mean, we have great technology.

We have high-speed internet. We can make Selena Gomez a star. Wow. It has been going it has been going like okay that's fun i mean it's so specific it's good because it's you it's very yeah brand for you and your audience is like tourists right my audience is like 55 year old man on a business trip from texas who look at me and are like what yeah half them like who's Selena Gomez and the other half are like I think she's super talented yeah I mean she's like a nice girl yeah I have no discerning taste she's like a nice kid that's

Selena Gomez titties out she's like a really good kid well that good kid we see Matt's range on this episode yeah Yeah, I think he's sending this to some agents, for sure. I have William Morris listening. I have Gersh listening. Gersh is listening. I have all my people at UTA listening. I had a UTA. Shout out to CAA.

Yeah, really, everyone listening. I'll take calls. I mean, they are listening. Absolutely. They're so listening. I'm trying to think of, I'm trying to think of other pop stars. Oh,

you love, you just started getting on board with Carly Rae. Yeah. So she is an example of, you know, her talent just really won over me. Cause it's like, she is also like,

she would be like, she would be Demi Lovato's manager at the shoe store. She's not as bad, but she's not bad. She comes in like, Demi, did you clock in? And Demi's like, oh no, I forgot. Demi, this is the third time you haven't clocked in. Payroll's done by a computer, not by me. I can't keep catching these things.

It won't happen again. It better not. I'm going back to my office to guys let's smoke a cigarette i want to staff this shoe store i think staff carly ray jeffson is the manager of the shoe store who's like a little checked out yeah yeah she works like three days a week i think kelly clarkson might be the owner kelly clarkson is the owner that's rarely there yeah she's like oh my god this is my store y'all and she comes in with her kids and they're running all around and ariana grande is like the pissed off girl who works at the front desk that's like

oh my god who's about to make it big who's about to like yeah who's about to like succeed in like her chosen career this for her is just like a means to an end yeah gwen stefani is like the wealthy rich uh the wealthy rich like jobless customer who comes in. She's like, I don't know. My husband's at work. I had nothing to do. I thought I'd pop into the shoe store. I love this.

Lady Gaga is a box of shoes. Yes, yes. Katy Perry is the woman who keeps coming in looking for the restaurant next door. Where is it? I'm sorry. I just keep fucking up. I'll find it. She comes back in 10 minutes later. I'm sorry. I'm lost door where is it i'm sorry i just i keep fucking up i'll find it she comes back in 10 minutes later i'm sorry i'm lost where is it you know who like was about to

like make it big like everyone was like banking on her to make it big betty who and then i love betty wait i have no idea who that is somebody she's the one who's not in the store she's the one who's not in the store who got who's burner who's she got rejected she i think she was gonna make it big and she had that big hit song and then she came out with an album and then it just whatever making a big is nothing life's a farce listen listen to betty who's album and you like betty who and then you'll get what we're talking about who cares that she's not like commercially successful it's fucking trump's america wow i love it i'm so smart and beautiful it's incredible yeah that's gotten very political it's really cool i'm a political voice i'm a viral political voice yes so that's that's the

deal guys check out uh at donald gay trump oh donald jay gay jay gay trump there's no j in it is there in the handle there's a because honestly, Donald Gay Trump was already taken, which I was like, touche. So I had to be Donald J Gay Trump, which I actually like a little better. It's fine. It's fine. I love that he's so obviously, to everyone in America,

Donald Trump, but his handle is Donald J Trump. J Trump. And he's running for president as Donald J Trump. Like, no, you're Donald Trump, dude. Can I say something, like, kind of crazy? No. I was talking to my brother-in-law before he dropped me off at the airport this morning um and then no no no this is good he

was just like and he works in media and he was like i was so scared you're about to say like and then he said i love trump no no no no no he like is like very sort of like new savvy media savvy and he was telling me so obviously jill stein jill stein no so he um he was telling me, so obviously Jill Stein, Jill Stein. No. So he, um, he was telling me how there's this theory out with a lot of like sort of media, like insiders that Donald Trump's been canceling all these like outreach events,

but he's still been doing his rallies. And at all of his rallies in the last week, post DNC, uh, DNC, he's been like the elections, right. The elections are right.

He's been saying, he keeps saying that it's rigged. And then he attacks the fire marshals at each of the, the stops he's at for each town. And he been like, the election's rigged, the election's rigged. He's been saying, he keeps saying that it's rigged. And then he attacks the fire marshals at each of the stops he's at for each town. And he's like, because the fire marshals cut off the number of attendees for each rally because of obvious safety reasons. And Donald Trump's going crazy. And he's like, the fire marshals are in cahoots with the local Democrats. They're trying to limit the people who can see me. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The election's rigged. Look, look, all the Democrats who can see me. Blah, blah, blah. The election's rigged. Look, look. All the Democrats are working against me. Yeah, they are. That's what the election is. Or the whole establishment's working against him. So he's saying that... The theory out there is that he's going to quit. That he's going to bail on the

entire fucking election. And he's been saying how the debates are rigged or whatever. He's like, they're on the same line as NFL games. No one's going to watch. It's rigged. It's rigged. So the theory out there is he's been like saying how the debates are rigged or whatever he's like they're on the same night as nfl games no one's gonna watch it's rigged it's rigged it's so the theory out there is he's gonna fucking drop out of the fucking race before like even the first debate what will happen then our producer joe just cracked up it's i i don't know because it's never fucking happened before i mean there's got to be a system in place what do we go like mike i might get pens i mean then then it's great then it's a fucking i mean then it's a then it's a fucking sleigh yeah but like i don't isn't that crazy yeah it is crazy honestly the more and more i

think about it the more it makes sense to me because i just i don't know where it's going now like it can't i feel like it's been so weird yeah that it can't possibly like good like it's been so weird that it can't possibly go – it can't end in a normal way. No, not at all. You know what I mean? Definitely not. And him quitting would also help him save face from losing, from being beaten. Because he doesn't like to lose. I thought about that.

Yeah. He'd rather quit than lose. I think he would have seen not nailing it in the Republican primaries as being not a loss. But if he directly loses to Hillary Clinton, there's no buts about it. That's a loss. That's his biggest insult, his loser. Yes. And then I asked my brother, and I was like, what is he going to do?

That's what I'm worried about. And he's like, oh, he's probably going to go with Roger Ailes and start a news network like Trump TV or some shit. And he's like the fucking face of it, which is, of course, that's going to go with Roger Ailes and start a news network like Trump TV or some shit. He's the fucking face of it. Of course that's going to happen. Absolutely what he's going to do. I would so much rather that because then at least we can have a network that we all know is truly garbage. Besides having Fox News.

And TLC. And TLC. And QVC. Fuck QVC. Do you not like QVC? Do you not like you not like QVC do you not like you don't like you don't like you don't like

oh no no no he's trying to get a character you don't like QVC CAA right CAA I really wanted to do this for you guys because I know that you guys like that edgy thing. You guys rep Anne Hathaway.

Do they? The edgiest face in entertainment. Probably. So edgy. Oh, my God. I love Anne Hathaway. So edgy. Love the edge.

She's got the edge. She cut her hair short. So edgy. Super edgy. So edgy. Super edgy. You know, whenever an actress cuts her hair short, I just sit back and I say,

there's the edge. There's the edge. She's showing her edge. One tear, a single tear rolls down the center of my face. Like Demi Moore in Ghost. Or should I say, sorry,

Demi Moore. I can't get to the bottom of what the right way to pronounce her name is. It's Demi. I think it's Demi, and that's different from Demi Lovato. Of course. Demi Lovato. The two most famous Demis. Wow.

Name a more famous Demi. Make a full one. Demi. Wow, you're right. I think we need Demi Lovato and Demi Moore in a movie together called Demi Demi. Demi Demi. Demi Demi. Oh, I love it.

Let's do it. I'll pitch it to Gersh who's listening. Demi. Demi Demi. Demi Demi. Oh, I love it. Let's do it. I'm pitching. I'll pitch it to Gersh who's listening. Maybe like, I was trying to think of someone like it would be like D-E-S, you know? Yeah. And it's like they both play gods. They both play gods. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I like it. Or D-E-S de los Muertes. And it's like the two Demis out on the Halloween. On the Halloween.

On the Halloween. No, no. On the Halloween. What are you guys going to be? Oh, my God. That's a great question. It's coming up. Well, you know what?

It's literally around the corner. It's around the corner. The biggest event of the season. I'm coming back from China the 30th. So I have a day to get. I'm there for two weeks. And then I have to get a costume together. I'll buy something in China. Yeah, get something in China.

Yeah, I'll do that. Gosh. What are you going to be? What are you guys going to be? I don't know. Every year I just use it as an excuse to dress up like a full woman. Sure. That's great.

You don't need an excuse. Well, this one needs an excuse. Just so you know, William Morris, I'm totally into playing all different kinds of roles. Like, put me out for comedy, drama, male women. Wait, which woman did you play last year? Last year, I was Dolly Parton's busted cousin. Yes. Sure. And the year before, I was just like an early version of my character from Broadway Ants, Katrina.

Yes. But she was like the sexy secretary. She was like a sexy secretary at the work office party. She's like, I'm letting loose tonight. That sounds fun. That's great. That's like the character. Sam, you did drag last Halloween.

I did drag last Halloween. What were you? I was Ariana Grande. He's Ariana. I loved loved did you have the pony i looked so bad no you looked so good you probably looked snatched i looked like more like a mortal kombat character than ariana grande i looked like a monster like but you loved it i it was fun but i was like i thought to be a woman all you had to do was have long hair. Yeah. No, there's so much more to being a woman than long hair.

I had long hair and a dress and I just looked like, turns out I'm like beefy. And I had no idea. Yeah, it turns out. No, I think for you, it's the jaw. You have a square jaw. Sure. So I think as long as you like contour around the jaw, then you'll look. Then you'll pass.

It was disgusting. I looked like a monster. But you were... I mean, it was a hit on Instagram. Sure. It got a lot of likes. But I think because we were like, that's so bad. Yeah.

I can find this real quick. I can find it. I want to know. Did you guys ever do, when you were younger, the hot kind of dude costumes? Because I used to do, I'm your husband that's having an affair at work i'm jason stackhouse one year i was like a sexy nerd i'm like high school oh well college you were stack you were jason stackhouse the year that i was ash ketchum which honestly that's like a porn that's like a good porno like true blood pokemon porn this is not the best picture, but this is the Instagram picture.

This is the Instagram picture. I mean, look at him. It doesn't look bad. Oh my God. You look like Amy Schumer. Oh no. Sorry. Oh my God.

That's so funny. It's so good. You got the boots. You do look like her though. You nailed it. I looked monstrous. You look good. Joe, take a look. Yeah, Joe, take a look producer joe i mean nods in approval sam let's talk about let's talk about you you know i would love sam

how did you guys come up with the idea for um to do live on broad gay so it was sam's idea and then sam came to me and was like let's can you help me do this and i was like yes and then we just like we went to dos toros one day had to where all creatives go to really stir it up yep you just feel open and creative i think i have had a meeting there it's great i mean you have to i think we should go back sam well all three of us should go back just to honor it and reflect and see what inspires us um so just so you guys don't know maybe you don't know if you've been living under a fucking rock honestly so live on broadgate is bowen and sam uh restaging episodes traditionally of sex in the city i don't know if you guys are beholden to that but it's it's a restaging of episodes of classic gay ass shows so far it's just been sex in the city who knows if it'll move on to other things but it's a restaging of episodes of classic gay ass shows so far.

It's just been sex in the city. Who knows if it'll move on to other things, but it's been a true hit with sex in the city. We've been in it. I've been in it as Trey and it's got Brandon. Scott Jones is Carrie. Julio is Miranda. Sam plays Charlotte.

Joel, Joel Kim booster plays Samantha in a performance that can only be described as slutty. I mean, all four, the core four, those recastings are, I think, we nailed it. Absolutely. I've never met a bigger slut than Joel Kim Booster. That is so true. So true.

Yeah, I feel like it's very good. It's a good show. Sam and I are proud of it. Oh, yeah. No, it's great. I mean, everyone should. Is there another one on the books? We'll see which yes well not on the books but like but have you guys at least picked an episode that you like we've had a kickoff meeting okay yeah we had

a kickoff meeting at jimmy's in greenpoint see there was your there was your mistake it should have been it should have been just see if it ain't broke don't fix it that's what i say yeah you're right we just you know need to send that email Can you guys say what episode you're thinking of doing? Ooh. Or is that too long? I feel like that gives away a lot. It's a point of contention. All right.

No, it's not a point of contention. No, no. Oh, the episode itself is a point of contention. Yeah, we're not sure. Can I tell you what my favorite episode of the show is just to say that? Yes. My favorite episode of Sex and the City is the one that follows the post-it after burger after burger breaks up after burger breaks up with carrie with the post-it i'm sorry i can't don't hate me and she knocks it off

the table the episode after that what happens in it okay i actually now i'm drawing a blank about what happens in the episode but it's a good episode but it's really good i just remember like watching that last scene and being like holy shit i gotta watch the next one and then the next one being really good also there's an episode called my motherboard myself which is a little serious because miranda's mom passes away oh but it's a really good episode and we and it's and carrie gets your computer fixed yeah yeah sam and i watched that episode for the last braga because we were still like it was in the running and we were like it's it's too much so dramatic it's very it's good but it's like it would be hard to be like it's funny right yeah yeah yeah um and but no this is this is a real point of contention sam refuses to do any episode

with burger in it i have a ban on burger episodes why you hate burke i hate yeah i mean he was the full worst but is it is it you hate Berger that you hate that actor? What's his name? Ron. Ron Livingston. I'm fine with Ron. He's hot. If he's listening.

Hey, Ron. Well, Ron's actually with Gersh. He's listening right now. No shade Gersh. No shade Gersh. You hate Berger. His character is that he is nothing. Which is hilarious. It's the most boring like he just

like goes with it and then like freaks out for no reason yeah and then it's just like like him anything they try to give him he's the demi lovato of love interest he is just like he she she only liked him because he was like pithy and passably attractive yeah which is like not enough of a reason he rode a motorcycle and she was like obsessed with him yeah she was this isn't a big or an aiden no no way this is no the russian it's no it's no petrob yeah i think aiden was the one i love aiden i'm an aiden guy i'm a big head really that's why it works you know i don't get representation i really don't i really and Big. They both have representation. I really don't. I really don't get them together.

Big. Big and Carrie, I don't understand. You know what? You know what happened with Big? And this is, you know, this is like unfortunately sort of sexist. This only happens with men. But he got hot as the show progressed. And then he was super hot in the movies.

I don't agree. I think Big has always been trash. Oh, he was so sexy in the movies. I think Chris knows it looks like trash. No. He is so handsome. He is so hot in the show. I feel like in the second movie, he looked terrible.

Yeah, and he was barely in it. But in the first movie, he looked so good. When they're lying in bed together and he just has his shirt unbuttoned and his chest is showing. It's like such a good chest. Yeah. To me, it's all about, honestly, I was thinking, I loved almost all the guys that Samantha fucked. I was like, yep, that's the hottest guy ever. That's the hottest guy ever.

That's the hottest guy ever. Everyone she fucked. I was like, yep, she nailed it yet again. Even that guy. Who's that guy who's in vinyl? Oh, Bobby Cannavale? Bobby Cannavale. Absolutely.

Oh, he's very hot. He's not hot. Are you joking me? I would literally cut off my foot to do it. Okay, Bobby, if you're listening, we have a challenge. I'll take off my foot for you. Fine. My foot.

Get out of here. I fuck Bobby Cannavale. I'm'm sorry i don't know what this is bobby you can give matt rogers gangrene of the foot and he'll chop it right off and you get to fuck him isn't that cool a footless matt rogers smart beautiful without a foot without a foot you can pick which one oh so giving so giving um but no i mean she just fucked the hottest guys on the show but i do think that the best looking guy on the show honestly the most attractive guy the most one i was steve steve yeah steve could love steve his arms get it steve's arms and his butt he had a great butt and his like personality personality stupid little boy i know god miranda was such a she was the worst no

you watch it now and miranda is the only relatable one yeah but no there were moments on the show where she was truly she did things because she was cruel like in the movie when she no because when she fucked things up for carrie because steve showed up at the dinner and and and miranda got very upset and then she turned to Big and she goes, don't ever get married. That was how she was feeling. It was a beautiful plot device. It was wonderful. But she knew that Carrie and Big were headed in that direction.

So what? You're thinking about yourself to that extent? Well, you're actually going to turn to the committed partner of your best friend and say don't ever get married. You're that selfish? I loved that. I'm sorry. For an intelligent woman like Miranda to do that, you know it was a little calculated. It was such good

conflict for the movie. Sure, but that doesn't mean she's a good person. Also, that movie was garbage. Oh my god, the first movie is excellent. The second movie is trash. I mean, make no mistake. Sam thinks the opposite. Sam thinks the first movie is trash and he loves the second movie. The second movie is like a piece that needs to be studied. There is so loves the second the second movie is like an a piece that

needs to be studied there is so much wrong with it it is like and let me say i could not believe it i was i was jarred like it couldn't have been like truly if they had given all the women superpowers it would have made more sense than this movie but yet again samantha fucks the two hottest guys she's ever fucked. In that movie. In the second movie. Wait, who are they? The best man at the wedding in the beginning. Sure.

I don't really remember. Oh, my God. Go look that up on YouTube. And then Richard Spurt. Dick Spurt at the end. That guy was really hot. Honestly, so hot. Like, you got to joke.

Hotter than Smith? I didn't. Smith had such a bozo face. He did. No, Smith's hot. Like, you got a joke. Hotter than Smith? I didn't. Smith had such a bozo face. He did. No, Smith's hot. Come on. He looked good in the show, but something happened in that first movie where he looked so stupid. Like, it was like the cameras were better and you could see the details.

And it was like, oh, no, this is why you're in TV, baby. Oh, my God. Wow. We saw Gilles Marini's dick in the first movie who's gil marini the italian guy that like next door beach is next to yes and you see his like cock balls and butt i loved the first maybe see because samantha didn't fuck that guy and she was really close to and then like it was a nice satisfying like bait and switch of like no she's she's committed to jane to smith and she's not gonna fuck fuck him. I liked that. The movie was great. Will there be a third movie?

I mean, there's got to be, right? There's got to be. I think there has to be. I mean, they need to right the wrongs of the second movie. Even if it happens when they're 70 years old. Yeah, it'll be great. It'll be great. I mean, SJP, I'm excited for this divorce show on HBO.

It looks interesting. I'm down for SJP. I think she's really good. I get into arguments with people all the time about whether or not she's talented, and I'm like, go fuck yourself. Yeah, she's great. She's'm like, go fuck yourself. Yeah. She's great. She's been on Broadway.

She's been on TV. She's been in film. She nails it every time. She's also like someone you watch on television and you're not, you're not once thinking like, Oh, she's acting like, even if people say like,

she, well, she does her Sarah Jessica Parker thing. Yeah. But it's also super grounded and like really interesting and fun to watch. It's compelling. So like, what's the problem?

It's like Lena Dunham. Like you have a problem with lena dunham on girls like exactly if you do like then don't watch girls at all there you go the okay so we're talking about sex in the city the loose theme of this episode i think we went over was sex the city and sex in the city so this is fun let's talk about sex and the city for us. Like, I'm just going to talk about like, well, no, I was going to be tempted to talk about like good lays, but maybe that's too much. Good lays. Can we get a good like, do you guys put drops in your show?

Because this would be like a good like, good, good, good lays. Good, good, good, good lays. Good, good, good, good, good lays. This might be a first. We don't do drops, but this is a perfect opportunity. I think if we're having a section called good lays, we need that. And then a couple of like... Okay, wait.

We have to... Ready? Pause and leave space for Joe to put the drop later. Okay, this is... Good lays. Good lays. Good lays. All right, good lays.

Yes, got it. Amazing. There's the drop. drop let's see i moved here in 2008 um how soon after that did you get your good way how were the lays in 2000 the lays in 2008 and 2008 i'm sorry um with men with men um i was like really just like casting a wide net but all in the neighborhood all in the East Village where I was living at the time some guy down the street who like this is my first month in New York and I was like just one of those like UCB obsessed like fucking nerds and then

he was talking about how he like had been It was a UCB guy? It was a Second City guy who was like a little bit I think you would have liked him. Do you remember his name? No and I'm kind of like first and last names i'm tag him in the i'm anticipating running into him again and like i forget what he looks like but he was he's just like he was kind of a bear i hooked up with a second city bear wait was it are we no no now that's each other over the mind i don't remember his name go i'll find a pic okay find a pic so

anyway so that was my first month mind you and he was telling me about how you like was taught by dell close on all this bullshit he was like in the same class as tina fey and amy poehler and all this stuff and i was like wow cool i was like that was that was when i was like talent can be sexually transmitted um and then there was another guy down the street on houston first who i would go to his apartment too he was he had a live-in girlfriend, but it was an open relationship. They were both bisexual. I would just go to his place

just to like... There was nothing penetrative, but it was just for us to be naked and play, and it was fun. Well, that's literally what entirely college was. Yeah, and that's what college was for me.

And now I'm in a dry spell again, but that's me and Sex and the City. Well, I don't know. I was straight my whole first year of college or like still saying i was straight so there was no action there and then like the like the next three years you do your like stupid like slutty phase slutty gay like hooking up nothing's like obviously a big deal but like you hook up with people and like find out what that is but that i think happened yeah that was like college for me it was not high school i was so jealous of all my friends that got to have sex in high school because i was like oh man they're like figuring it out they're getting

a jump start on what sex is and i know it's probably good but no way was it good well because like you're at your horniest in high school and college i think and like you want to like at least try that out sure but you're finding your footing yeah but i mean and then 19 i lost my virginity that's nice okay that's nice looks like nice and late and then what was like the period leading up to your beautiful you're now you're now beautiful relationship with your boyfriend henry what was the period was the period leading up to it like what like were you like seeing a lot of no not really at all great so like the last like year before I was in a relationship I really just kind of stopped caring about that kind of thing I think right after college I went on a lot of like tinder dates a lot of ok cupid dates and honestly by the by the when I really got into that stuff it really was just a hookup at that point like i

didn't have grinder i i didn't i've never had grinder i never used grinder okay get him a fucking medal jesus no but like it was only because i was like fucking high it was only because i was like i mean i but like i might as well have been because i was just hooking up with everyone i hooked i like saw on okcupid and tinder like it was not about any getting to know anybody but you know what you did in college that i didn't do you hooked up with like people our age at nyu i was hooking i was like venturing outside because no one none of my classmates wanted to hook up with me yeah i conversely like ruined a lot of relationships whatever i remember just being oh man that was so annoying there was like a lot of... It was NYU and it was like Tish at NYU. And it was all so small

and everyone was all up in each other's business. That's when you get disappointed. For the first time, that was my intro to being in a gay community or kind of a subsect of a gay community. Sam is showing the picture of the person. This guy's a real bear. It's not him. He's a real bear.

So this guy that I was hooking up with was less of a bear okay like but like was was a little bit more just like he was he was he was older than that okay he looks young just to finish what my thought was it was just it's just like the first time you get into a community and you're like oh shit it's incestuous that sucks yeah but now you know but now you know and then you just say hey life's a farce it's trump's america who cares fuck each other wow honestly i have such like a bird in the world uh mentality now on people fucking it's just like yeah fuck each other trump's a very human being yeah go for it go for it sam walk us through um well let's see i have a very similar tale to Matt Rogers. As he's like so bored.

No. I didn't come out until my second year of college. Yeah. But then immediately after coming out, had sex with a woman. Wow. Why? Because you really wanted to? Because you were like, let me bring it back? It was like a mistake.

It was like weird and I don't know what happened. It, let me bring it back. It was like a mistake. It was weird and I don't know what happened. It was like college drunkenness. It was very confusing. And it was sex sex. It was sex sex. And it was very cool. Did you genuinely enjoy it? Yeah, I did.

That's so funny. I'm what they call a gold star gay. Never, I think, seen a pussy live. Wow. Pussy live never i never never interacted with the vagina in that way sure but you have how many times um one and a half okay yeah but that's so interesting that right after you came out it was very weird because i feel like i was like we were all like like whatever like we're just all making out and

it's so fun and beautiful but then like you get turned on at some point and you're like oh it's not making out anymore like it's not funny and silly yeah like we're going upstairs wow and we were like it was very weird you got swept up in it i guess and also you i actually think this happened to me the same exact way maybe i didn't have sex with these girls I was friends with, but the first people that I told, I felt the most comfortable with. And then you do start making out with them when you get drunk and feeling them up and everything's happening. And then all of a sudden, you're like, wow, this has gone really far.

I remember post saying I was gay to these girls, I hooked up with them a lot. And they gave me huge hickeys on my neck i had to wear a turtleneck to class like it was crazy and i'm almost like well that kid's getting laid i'm like no i'm just like gay i'm getting kind of taken advantage of wow that's weird that's hot yeah that is hot but see here's the thing i'm meat i would see i could see myself getting swept up to the point all the way up to putting my dick in their vagina because at that point I'm like no I can't do that no right yeah no I can't imagine it but okay I can't imagine having sex with a woman would you would you still have sex with a woman Sam like I'm not like a hundred percent opposed yeah like if I don't see what situation it would, like, where that would pop up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, like, I don't, I'm not like, that's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just like, I get it. Yeah. Like, that can be fun. That's how my boyfriend is. He's like a four on the Kinsey scale. He's a four. That's pretty, that's like middle's like a four on the Kinsey scale. He's a four.

That's like middle of the road. It's okay with me saying that. He's told me that he's attracted to women before, and I'm like, wow. Even recently? Yeah. Not recently, but he's mentioned that it's a thing. Holistically. It's not like 100%, completely 100% only attracted to men like the way I am.

For me, it's just I'm pretty sure I like boys. But what you're going to say, I'm sorry, I cut you off. You were going to say something else. About what? About Kinsey 4. No, no, no, no. Just that he's a Kinsey 4. I mean, I think that he's mentioned women to me that he's attracted to.

And I'll just like, I'll try to wrap my brain around it just because it's not my experience. But that's how you know. And that's why I said before about like, yeah, maybe some straight dudes want a Vogue and others don't. Like, I really just believe that hopefully one day we get to a point where it's like, yeah, everyone can do whatever the fuck they want. And not have to put this like number on McKenzie's gal on. I guess, yeah, it is interesting. But, I mean, just fucking live your life. So Matt, now you're six. Sam, you're maybe a five. I'll give it a it is interesting. But, I mean, just fucking live your life. So, Matt, now you're six.

Sam, you're maybe a five. I'll give it a five. Wow. Cool. Love it. It's cool. Sam, you can rise a little bit for a girl. Just a little.

Okay, but sex in the city. You moved to what, 2011, 2012? I moved 2011. And it had a slow uptake. My approach was Scruff and like OkCupid dates that like I knew weren't going to go anywhere.

Like it was like... But it was fine for the physicality. For sure. Right, right, right. Like the dates were more daring than the hookups because I was like,

I'm in public with a man. We're hanging out. Which is terrifying. It's like, is he going to kiss me at the end of the day? Do I kiss him? Like, we kiss outside. And you're like, oh, God. But that is like a hot part of it.

It's fun and new at that age. Because I went to college in Virginia, which is a little more conservative than I am. A little bit more red of a red state, honey. A little bit bitchy. A lot of playstation players in virginia absolutely absolutely shaped them shaped them yeah no i get it so i was like i like came out to my friends but i was like yeah but i was still like like i'm still hidden yes

it was a soft i had a soft opening. Soft opening. Soft launch. Soft launch. Soft launch. Oh, remind me to talk about Universal Studios News later. Okay. I always have to give some because I have new tea. You need new tea? Wow. That's very interesting.

Yeah. I mean. Oh, man. Slow up. I just feel like the first time I got a taste of what it was like to hook up with a boy, i was like oh no this is it's the best this is it well yeah and then i went to i lived in chicago in the summers my parents lived there so i just go to gay bars as soon as i turned 21 and that's when i that was my real opening yeah i feel like sam and i caught each other at a time when when you were both really horny

No And the lighting was just right Here's the thing I've seen Sam Sam and I have seen each other just fucking wasted Yeah Like I don't think I'll ever get that drunk again in my life Okay that makes one of us

But I've seen Sam And Sam and I have gone to these gay bars in Chicago Where it was just like the funnest time ever And I wasn't even like hooking up with people. It was, I was just like a gay awakening. And Sam was like a steward in that regard. So thank you,

Sam. Oh, thank you, Bowen. And, but now you're in, you're now you're in your own committed relationship. I am lovely with a man named Misha.

Misha. I love Misha. I love Misha. Love Misha. He's a lovely person. Such a sweet boy. So great. I love Misha. I love Misha. Love Misha. He's a lovely person. Such a sweet boy. So great. Yeah.

Love him. We met at Metropolitan Bar as a hookup. Oh, really? Mm-hmm. So it was like a setup to be a hookup. Well, we just like drunkenly, it was like a one night stand. Oh, yeah. We hit each other up beforehand, but it was like, come roll with like we didn't hit each other beforehand but it was like come roll with me

yeah that's like the dream is like oh god like I would die for to meet someone not through an app and be like that's not it's like I mean that's just how you meet people I know what it is I'm kind of stigmatizing it but like it's refreshing when it's not when it's still like done

you know what's pretty liberating though Bowen like just fucking deleting all the apps and then just being like fuck it i mean that's i think that's the place i was in when i was like and then i was in and then all of a sudden i met henry just from life you know yeah yeah i had deleted not like scruff i needed it but i had stopped like trying to go on dates like i was like, that's not the way for me. Yeah. No. I mean, dates are...

They're also so... They can be so bad. Such a waste of time. So I... Oh, my gosh. I'll just say this. I went on a date, a few dates, with someone who's now on a really popular television show. Okay.

Dish. First and last name. Okay. No, I don't know. i'm nervous to say okay at least pull up a pic on your phone they're not gonna listen tag them tag them i'm nervous to say mouth it mouth it i just literally whispered it into the hooked up with a guy that's on unreal now it's that new life new lifetime show you'll know who it is when you watch it It's really good So basically But it was bad

It was the worst date The way people act I think when they know they're on a date That actually was One of the worst dates Yeah dates suck You know what's best You just hook up with them at first.

I hated it. You both did this with your boyfaces, that you hooked up with them, and then it sort of evolved from there. We were friends, and then like... You guys never went on a date before proceeding to hook up? No, no, no, no, no. Because I only thought that he was single 10 minutes before.

Right, I told you. I hope he's not furious that I'm talking about this. Oh, whatever. I don't think he is tag him hey hen we love you first and last name guys really quickly sam is sort of developing a podcast yeah if there's any like big budget podcast network out there that wants a hot idea this is potentially destructive i love this idea say Say it. Speak it into the audience. I'm so nervous, but go Sam.

So podcast coming soon, one can assume, is called Who Do You Hate? And you just shit talk people that are real and that you hate on the podcast using first and last names.

Wow. In your personal life or in public life? Both. All lives. I think where it's most successful if it's very personal and it's people that most people don't know.

But you're able to speak it so vividly that we feel like we do know. Doesn't this make you so nervous? No, it doesn't yeah and if it's like up for like makes me excited only very short period of time and then gone forever no no i think you gotta stand by it i mean i think you gotta stand by you gotta burn the world yeah i think it's a very burn the world type thing because it's like it's i don't know if you guys had Juicy Campus at your school. It blew up so quickly. Did they target you?

I was under the radar. So did me too. I didn't get targeted. It was basically like every other thread was like closeted gays, list them. It was so fucked up. It was so fucked up. That's how you know the world's a bad place for bad up. It was so fucked up.

That's how you know the world's a bad place for bad people. It was so evil, but it was talked about so much, and I feel like we can recreate that buzz. Okay, it's very buzz-worthy. But look, Sam, I feel like that's – do you think that that's just an evolved form of cyberbullying in a way? I think they're uh yes like theoretically uh like uh the people that are shit talked like there needs to be a system where it's like the people that are shit talked then it means they're

invited to the next episode absolutely oh i love that so that it's like they can then speak their piece and say who they fucking hate or what about this what if it's like kind of like a um joe schmo type situation where it's like someone and then they call a person to be on a podcast with them and it's like it's gonna be about like um it's gonna be like a game show and then they find out that it's a podcast called i hate you and it's you telling them how much you hate them no way well i think it would also make you realize that you don't actually hate anyone that much but then i think it would like cleanse you a little oh sure you just get it right there i don't actually like that was so petty to be like published live whatever like that doesn't

need to be out there that's maybe you have i think there could be like positiveness to come out of it maybe you're onto something i can't believe you mentioned Juicy Campus. That was such a blast from the past. Honestly, now I'm friends with people that got it so bad on Juicy Campus and that must have been so painful. I remember I used to run to my computer and check that website to make sure I wasn't on it. Was this when we were in high school or college?

College. First year of college. I did it to see who to prey upon. Like, who's gay? I was like, this rules who's uh bullying can i manipulate it to fucking yeah like which like frat bros are closeted and gay like that sounds incredible i'm gonna facebook friend this entire list have you ever hooked up with a straight guy uh yes oh i i wish i had sam yeah that's that's the dream. Oh, my God.

But you don't look happy about it. I've had, like, I can be a bit of a deviant. Okay. When you're, like, ruining someone's life, it's like, this is kind of fun. Oh, my God. Sam is the king of beef. I'll say it. I mean, it's been said but sam sam sam it's true sam

tag does start some beef this is the new me this is the new you it's villainous but you but you work with it you use a you you own it i gotta go dark and then i'll go light again next year you know you know what you have to break yourself completely down so you can put yourself back up well sam sam says that this podcast would be a huge hit because of Donald Trump's rise. He's saying that's proof that people love shit talking. Sam Taggart is a Trump voter. Sam Taggart's a PlayStation. I play PlayStation.

What? Yeah, it's so real. I love that parallel. It's like Trump's rise is proof. All he does is publish shit talk, and so people publish all of it. They eat it up. It's so fun to hear. Yeah.

Before we move on to the end of our episode, I do want to ask one basic-ass question. And because it's sex, the city, and sex in the city, let's just say, Sam, who do I identify with? Which of the ladies are you? Oh. Oh, my God. And you're allowed to say you're a fusion

it's just like honestly i feel like i'm the weird hybrid between samantha and charlotte i'm the in between you know i've seen that you play charlotte very well in broad gang so i see that and then you're yeah you've got some samantha in you you're, yeah, you've got some Samantha in you. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like you've got the, yeah. Um,

I, I want, I'm like 90% Miranda, 10% Charlotte. That checks out. Or 20, 80, 20,

80. Um, so 80, 20, why do you think, uh, there's, there's some naivete,

there's some obliviousness. Uh, you know, I feel like I'm half the time. I'm like that person who's just like, what's going on? What? I'm, I'm so out of the loop in that Charlotte way. And then the rest of the time I'm just Miranda and then I'm like neurotic and all of those trappings. What about you, Matt? I do feel like a Carrie.

Okay. I know it feels obnoxious to say but i i understand what she does and why she does it a lot like i think like sometimes she knows like like i get the thing of like oh i know this is wrong like but i do it anyway like i think she's like a very kind of heartlessly like passionate person and i identify with that i also think she kind of knows better every time she does something that's wrong. And if I really think about all the kind of mistakes I've made in my life,

it's been that. It's like, well, you knew that that was stupid. You're a Carrie. And I just like get her. And less even like I know I'm a Carrie. I just don't necessarily see myself as a Samantha, a Miranda, or a Charlotte. That's fair.

Sure. That checks out. I'll give you that for sure. I don't think it's... So basically it's a problematic and flawed question and I'm glad that we exposed it. That's fair. Sure. That checks out. I'll give you that for sure. I don't think so. Basically it's a problematic and flawed question and I'm glad that we exposed it. That's smart. Beautiful. Can I just throw out there that I really think that you guys should consider doing the pilot

of desperate housewives? I would agree with, I like that. I like that. Or like a classic Grey's Anatomy up. Yeah. That too. But it's not as gay.

Okay. Well, so here's, cause we're, I'm just going gonna say something that might cause some beef oh wow well because sam tiger's on the show we have we're allowed to do that i'm not gonna say we started this trend i'll say i'm not gonna say names oh my god i know where this is going i'm saying there's this and i'm not saying we started this but there's been this

uptick in like these like reenactment shows and reinterpretation shows and sam has pointed this out to me as well i'm not sure he has but but i think what makes broad gay special is that it's like the the subject matter that we're parodying is is a comment on the casting decision is that it's a reimagining of sex in the city with gay men and sex in the city is a show that sort of celebrates and also like in some ways undercuts gay culture right i would say that's fair to say yeah our show's different because it like has a point of view wow so anyway so sam so so a lot of times so sam and i have had this discussion where we're like we're like what if we were to do other shows what would we do and then sam is like well and sam is sort of rightfully resistant to when we think of other shows because it's like, no, Sex and the City is a gay show.

If you name all these other shows, Golden Girls comes close. Desperate Housewives comes close. But even I would say Grey's Anatomy is a departure because it's not a gay show. It's very much like a 2006 show. You know what also is pretty viable? I think doing like a full-ass movie. Like Crossroads. Crossroads. show you know what also is pretty viable i think doing like a full-ass movie like crossroads crossroads or oh yeah i've had some other ones sort of in the can or something stupid like that you know yeah i also or clue like clueless our sister heard of the traveling pants i would love

yeah i i just want to throw my hat in the ring for Blake Lively if that happens. I would be America Ferrera, 100%. You would be Alexis Liddell. For sure. You definitely would. That checks out. Who's the other one? Amber Tamlin.

Oh, fucking Amber Tamlin. I would be Amber Tamlin. That's Julio. Julio Torres is Amber Tamlin, and I'm saying it loud and clear. No, Amber Tamlin is Max max witter i want to say oh that's fun too just like like a what all good all good casting decisions yeah yep yep yep wait i was wait where was i right before that uh just like we're naming other shows and media that could i forgot there's a lot our show has a point of bargain has a point of view

sure shots fired you guys i don't know and with that we're gonna move on to our last segment um which is uh called i don't think so honey so basically for those of you listening at home on the subway at work on the subway at work on the subway at home sorry hold on i gotta look right away basically we're going to take 60 seconds on the clock, and we're going to rail at something in culture, in life, that's pissing us off. And the more you can use the words, I don't think so, honey, the more you're driving your point home,

and the more Bowen and I are entertained. Yes. And so let's put 60 on the clock. Bowen, do you want to go first? I can go first. Do you have something? I am pretty close to having something clock Bowen do you want to go first? I can go first Do you have something? I am pretty close to having something Does that mean you want to start?

You go first Okay so you want to put one minute I'll put it all I'm putting one minute on the clock And Bowen's I Don't Think So Honey begins now I Don't Think So Honey Southwest Airlines bitch I was supposed to get back into New York City on Sunday night My flight was at 5.30

I was supposed to get in Touchdown at 8 o'clock Guess what happened? I get to the airport. I sit on the Atlanta-Marta train system. I get there hours early just to be the responsible traveler that I am. I get there. They keep delaying the flight back by half-hour increments until it's 9 fucking o'clock at night. I'm still stuck in the airport. And then finally, because of stormy weather in New York, they cancel the flight. The earliest time they can get me back is Tuesday, this day, today, afternoon.

Guess what, guys? I'm not saying, and I might not be at liberty to say this necessarily. I was supposed to shoot a scene on a show with a famed musical theater actress. Let's just say she is the foremost interpreter of Stephen Sondheim's works. She has red hair, very curly.

She has a very nasally voice. And I was supposed to do a scene with her. And listen, I had to cancel out of... I had to pull out of that shoot and call my manager on the verge of tears. And that's all because of Southwest Airlines' fault. I don't think so, honey. Southwest Airlines. I don't think so, honey. That's one minute. Sorry, I got a little incoherent towards the end because I was so mad and so worked up just reliving

that. That wasn't my problem with what you did. What was your problem with it? My problem with what you did was the lack of I don't think so honeys. Wow. Because I had to get a lot of exposition and information out there. Do you want to know what my problem with it was? What? That you didn't list first and last names.

Guys. I will. Bernadette Peters. I was supposed to do a scene with Bernadette Peters. And then I had to fucking cancel it. I felt like a fucking idiot. I was like, I could scene with Bernadette Peters. And then I had to fucking cancel it. I felt like a fucking idiot. I was like, I could have told my kids about this. You know what I'm saying?

You can still tell your kids about it. I mean, you booked in. That's what's important. I mean, whatever. I'm just, I was surprisingly zen about it. I was like, you know what? I left the airport. I was like, it's fine.

It's fine. It's fine. It just wasn't meant to be. All right. I have one. All right, I have one. All right, here we go. Putting 60 seconds on the clock and go. I don't think so, honey.

Flash flood warnings on my goddamn phone. I don't want to hear it. Unless it's a serious, serious problem, I don't want to see the words flash and flood, okay? If I'm walking outside, I can still walk around. I don't want to have to have been worried. I don't think so, honey. I don't own galoshes. I'm not going to get them because I know that guess what? Every time I get a text as flash flood warning, it's going to be a ruse. I'd never

seen a flash flood in my life. As far as I'm concerned, they don't even exist. I'm a flash flood truther. I get a goddamn buzz on my phone, and I think it's a text, and it says flash flood. I'll be sick to my stomach. I don't think so, honey. This weekend, I got two or three texts about a flash flood, and yet I still see the ground. So I don't think so, honey, text, or whoever you are. Whoever decides the government, maybe life's a farce. Follow the money So I don't think so, honey, text or whoever you are.

Whoever decides the government, maybe life's a farce. Follow the money. I don't think so, honey. Okay, that was one minute. Oh, my God. You lost some steam there, man. No, did I lose steam, or was I just confidently driving home a point?

I mean, you made your point, and then you were sort of at sea. I was going to say, you know what? I'll tell you something, bitch. You can turn those notifications off, and I'll show you how. Well, if it's a real emergency, I want to know about it. Well, then you can't have it both ways. I can have it both ways because I just want them to know if it's a real emergency or not.

When I get an emergency text and my phone makes a noise that's never made before, and I look down, it says flash flash flood i know it's not gonna come to fruition bitch then you need to you need to have other sources and don't rely on that text message honey wow i am terrified it is time for sam's i don't think so honey one minute on the clock starting now okay i don't think so honey lost culture is this podcast not talking about the fucking new instagram stories like you guys can see yourselves people that are like in touch and it's like something literally was released today and it's like people are depending on you for fucking like advice in culture of the contemporary world and here you don't even mention maybe the biggest thing that

happened in all of today. It's unbelievable, and I feel like you guys should take off your fucking silly-ass hats as well. Let's face the facts. If you had your finger even near the pulse, you would be vibrating, and yet you are silent. You're not giving Instagram stories a voice. You are not cultureistas at all. You're just guys in hats.

Oh my God. That is unprecedented. Unprecedented. He melted us into whimpering little masses. Oh my god, that is unprecedented. Unprecedented. He melted us into whimpering little masses. Oh my god. A first time someone has truly told us what's what. We were the I don't think so honeys. We were the culture being under attack.

Wow. Honestly, I respect you. Oh my god, Sam. Thank you so much. Thank you guys for having me. Honestly. This is proof positive that Who Do You Hate works. That was the culture of the week.

But I'm saying like that is what who do you hate would be. It's like let me fucking school you bitch on what you're doing wrong.

I love it. I love it. You know what? If that was the trailer for the show I think we need to see a spin off. I'm looking my producer

Joe dead in his eyes. Joe I think Joe where are you on the Kinsey scale? Ten's the most gay one's the most gay, one's the least gay. Six is the most gay. Oh, sorry. 3.5.

Oh! Okay. I like it. Oh, my God. I had no idea. I did not know. Thank you for asking that, Matt. That's what I'm saying.

I want to finish the podcast with this. Burn the world. Everyone's gay. Everyone's gay. Joe, I think we should green light who do you hate. Who do you hate? It's done. I love it.

I think we're going to skip Culture of the Week this week. We're going to skip it. Let's skip it. This is a full-ass episode. Can you really quickly sum up your Universal News? Yes. I know that we all listen to the podcast for my Universal News and updates. So Universal Studios Florida Islands of Adventure has opened Skull Mountain Reign of Kong,

and the reviews are in, and it's an immersive experience. Okay. The ride is a 360-covered 3D experience. You journey through the tomb of Skull Island. Yes. And it ends the ride. You could look suffice it to say there's about five, six minutes of good, solid, real, immersive 3D thrilling action.

And then it ends. And then at the end there is the largest animatronic ever of King Kong. And I did get a little spoiler. I looked online and it looks pretty fucking fierce. Wow. So that is brand new news.

And Incredible Hulk coaster is going to be open again soon. Wow. A glorious return. And it's been revamped and made even better. My first roller coaster. And I threw up. You threw up after Hulk? Yeah.

That happens sometimes. I was nine years old. Wow. You ever thrown up on a coaster, Sam? Never. Never once. Do you like coasters? I, absolutely. I was nine years old. Wow. You ever thrown up on a coaster? Never, never once. Do you like coasters? I love them guys.

Thank you so much for being here. Uh, and listening to us on Los Culturistas. We love you, Sam Taggart. Where can they follow you on the, on the social media? Uh,

follow me on Twitter at Sam T Taggart, I believe. Okay, cool. And then on Instagram at Sam Taggart. Fuck yeah. I believe. Okay, cool. And then on Instagram, at Sam Taggart. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah. Okay. And this has been Lost Culture Recess. Boobas. And that's Bowen Yang. Booba. That's me, Bowen Yang. Booba.

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We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question. What kind of dudes are these dudes? We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Cheryl Swoops. And I'm Tarika Foster-Brasby.

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