Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “Show H*le At iHe*rt” (w/ Aaron Jackson + Josh Sharp)

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

Matt and Bowen are joined by Josh and Aaron. Is there more you need to know than that? Josh shows hole. The first time ever to be done at iHeart. Take note! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Look, Matt. Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow. Is that culture? Yes. Oh, goodness.

Wow. Las cultureistas. Ding dong. Los Culturitas calling. Actually came in today thinking, who is going to do the ding and dong? Are they going to take that from us? You never know. They're actually respecting the strength.

structure the decorum of this hallowed space. What are you saying? Because they can hear you, I can't. I'm doing subliminal messages to your audience. Y'all, y'all keep doing what you do. Honey, what's superliminal? Us, we are, we have the mic. Satan is your king.

We heard that. And we just want to say, you can say that as loud as heck. Why you whisper that? You can still listen to Sabrina Carpenter, but listen to Bjork even more. Excuse me. Serena Arborpenter is the devil's music down. Yeah. Have you heard the new Madonna track?

Venmo 69 cents to Josh hyphen sharp. What do you need that type of money for? If I get $150, I will buy Fuegos. They're dance shoes I want for line dancing. Oh my God, you love Fuegos. Ding dong, Los Culturista's calling. Great. Host it. Host it.

Go. Hello, I'm Jonathan Groff. Ding dong, Los Culturista's Calling. I'm joined with, of course, Leah Michelle. Hello. Hello. We know each other from the way back. Yes.

When does y'all meet? We met doing Spring Awakening off Broadway. Yes. Stop it. Yes. Well, then it made the famous leap to Broadway. One of the more famous leaps. Now, what did you think of the time that you guys were trying to get into the Tonys while Bowen, Yang and Matt Whitaker were also had run to the bathroom and we were all, the four of us were all stuck outside the Tony's doors?

We loved that. Oh, we loved that. remember that always we talk about it daily oh i want a tony you just might get one girl it might be my year it might be your year for chess marla going to win a tony oh i hope so i hope so that would be so funny god she deserves it that would be so funny you think it would be funny yes i think everything i think it would be beautiful i think everything marlumindel does is funny especially winning awards it would be hilarious see titanic and see titanique on broadway see for yourself the quality and caliber of that performance. I think we can call it Tony Worthy.

It's incredible. At opening, we went to opening. Yes. And we were on like the third row. And we laughed really hard at this joke. Everybody loves Seaman except lesbians. And we laughed really hard and Marla pointed at us and went, oh, lesbians. And then she clocked it.

It was me. Josh. She went, oh, hi. Opening night. And she was like, I literally thought you were lesbians. In her defense, we were dressed like lesbians. I was wearing like a silk toadop. Sort of like this? A big, a big wide-brimmed hat.

Yeah. Now, this is actually a huge historic moment for the two of you because I feel like you have not had this kind of hair sort of synchronicity in years. In a long time.

Are you, I guess, are you technically longer? I don't know, maybe I'm long. I think Aaron, you're longer. You're both flirting with broccoli cut. You both have gorgeous bangs. Mod. Mod.

Mod. Mod. Mod. Mod. The mod squad here. The mod squad here. I grew out, I grew out a short hair.

haircut into a shag and then I decided to commit to the shag. Commit to Shag for spring, but now it's, well, no, it's still spring for quite some time. Speaking of committing to Shag for spring, it must be a little warmer than it just was. Because today I was walking around and bodies, bodies, bodies of the film. What is Ryan Jones's friend call it the Skankwinox? It must be the skankwinox today because I saw the some of the sluttiest men, straight, gay and otherwise. The day where everyone decides like, now I will wear my slutty summer clothes. Bloody summer clothes.

Don't forget I'm wearing a jockstrap right now. Oh yeah, me too. I didn't forget. He showed us. Would you like to see my ass again? Come on. We can do that, I think. It's not for them.

It's for their reaction. A lot of them went running. A lot of this, this is like you're just going to show us your ass. Oh, you're not going to point a two camera. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go on.

It's really doubtful. In a way that would suggest in full on even challenge. Do not do this. You spread the sheet. That's the first time I think we've been showing whole on Los Angeles. Nicole Kidman? Sarah Paulson didn't show whole. They were dying to the whole time.

And we're like, can I show whole? Sarah Paulson made them. I'm also wearing a jockstrap because we're going to go to the jockstrap happy hour after this. You know what's fascinating because Sam Taggart is going to is doing a podcast in this very building right now. Strait your lab. Also going that out. Sleep that out. Bleep this whole episode out.

Also going to jockstrap happy hour. That's very, you know, the cinematic universe is. will. I know. True heads could listen to both episodes knowing they're leading towards that. Do you think he's talking about it on his app? We should text him and say, please mention it. Please. Speak on it. Oh, I love that. Is George going to go to jockstrap night too? Or do married men not really do that?

Well, y'all are married. Yeah, he has a lack of will to go to Joshstrap to marry. Whoa, hold on a second. We're the only ones not married. Aren't you married? I'm not married. Yeah, but come on. Yeah, true. Same in law. I'm not married. You know? That's not what I heard. Oh, yeah. What did you hear about me? That you're married. That you're married. Where'd you hear this?

To a beautiful woman. I heard it from page six. Page six reports. The front page of page six. Who's my wife? Tell me. Diana Weiss. Diana Weiss.

And you all are very happy together. According to page one of page six. By the way, a lot of you think that my wife, Diana Weiss, spells her name like Rachel Weiss? No. No. It's Diana Weiss, like Miami Vice. Miami was actually her great aunt. Oh, yes.

Yeah, the whole city. And they named the show after her. Yeah, well, they said she's such a beautiful baby. She's such a beautiful baby. Right when she was born. They did it. Would you say Lorne? Right when she was born.

Oh, I thought what happened was you said born and I heard Lorne because I'm in the entertainment in the brain. Wait, we're not really Leah Michelle and Jonathan Rock. Sorry. We're Rose Byrne and Kelly O'Hara. Or do you want to be Rose Byrne and Kelly O'Hara? I think we're Rose Byrne and Killi O'Hara. But which is which?

That's fascinating. Interesting. Who's the Rose and who's the Kelly? Kelly. Yeah, I'm a soprano. I'm a famous son. I'm a Roseburn. The husband of Miami Vice.

Yes. Diana Vice, rather. Diana Vice. I'm the, I guess, I guess, step nephew. Step nephew of Diana, Vite.

Something like that. You're a soprano. Nephew in law. Nephew and law. Nephew and you are, ma'am. I am. Leah Michelle. I don't know.

You're a subress. The real Leah Michelle. Sisterhood of the traveling Leah Michelle. Everyone will play her part before the end of that. I want to Tony. I want to say something.

What did you say? Can I say something? If I was her, I'd want one too. Of course. And I'd say, you know what, quite frankly, I'd say, give me one now. Can I say something? If I wasn't her, I would want one.

Totally. Would you say, what was that first part? If I wasn't her, I would want. Oh, you're a drama desk nominee. I'm a drama desk nominee. Congratulations. And by the way, we'll know now if we're Tony nominees.

That's right. Because we're going to find out. Because your producer's on. Titan 8. Time is so interesting. And you both do younger brother in ragtime. Yes. Ben Levi-Ross.

When Ben-Levai-Ross can't do it, we both do it. Yes. You're off-stage, off-theater, off-site swings. Yes. One of you's the back half and one's the front half, right? And you get in that Ben-Lev-Lie-Ross costume. He's a horse costume. He's the half of Ben-Liv-Ross.

And I'm the face part of Ben-Lie-V-Ross. Gorgeous face. That child can sing. I'm the face and throat of Ben Levi Ross. Yes, and you're that thick, round ass. Did you all, see the connector? I didn't know.

Oh, yes, I did see the connector. He can sing down. Wonderful. Well, I heard his, like, original music. Great. Oh, yeah. Crazy. Boy chick.

Or boy chick is maybe dead or is a boy chick, I don't know. Boy chick is maybe on pause. Let's ask Ben himself. Pause, too gay. Boy chick, pause. Two gay. Yes.

Yes. Very gorgeous. Are you, are you the music industry? Yes. Yes. Pause. Pause. Too gay.

First name music, last name, industry. We learned our lesson with that Troy, Cavan. Things can get a little too gay. Suddenly all these musicians are going to be sniffing poppers. Hey, Troy, come back when you're a girl. Yeah. Be like one of your girls. Exactly.

Come back when you're a girl. You look pretty good. You kind of resemble him as that girl. In weird girl songs. When I'm in drag. Yeah. You have a long, gorgeous, blown out wig. The way that Troy does in that video?

No. Did you see the poster I made for my, Yes, well, yes. That's where I was giving con. Now, we were out to dinner with Joe Firestone last night, and she did tell us that you, you were quoted as saying, I've been in movies, I've written movies, I've been on TV. Yes. The thing that I've gotten the most positive feedback on is the poster for my show Weird Girls on. And usually that, you know, on stage you're slightly hyperbolic.

I'm not being able to talk about the numbers. People want me trans. The DMs were like, you're a woman, I like it better. We like this better. That's how trans works. You're a woman, we like it better. It's about positive reinforcement. The community coming together say yes, girl.

People like either being like, you're really pretty, oh, this is so pretty, or people being like horny DMs in a way I've never received. They saw something they like. Horny DMs like you've never seen. Shut up. People were horny for me as a girl. I don't think. You were sent a picture of a body part

you hadn't seen before? I'd never seen. You hadn't. You had from people I'd never seen. You had your goddamn sexual microscope out the way you are always. Sexual microscope. Would you say the response was such

that people were spreading cheeks showing hole at eye heart? That kind of rough spots? No, I've never gotten that kind of positive. Time to do it again. I think you do it. One more time to your friend Aaron. I think you've seen it.

I heart is title of that. Show hole at eye heart. Show hole at eye heart. That's really good. This is a Stradio Lab theory that Sam and George have put up, which is Lizzo's pass, which is you are an artist such as Lizzo and you arrive at a crossroads. And it's pitchfork or target? And it's and you only have two choices.

It's target or pitchfork. Wait, what is the other choices I was calling your pitchfork? Do they have a nomenclature? Literally? Oh, that's right. So I guessed it correct. Imagine you're a Pocahontas in a responsible way. We were talking about Pocahontas a moment ago.

Well, of course, aren't you a gay guy in the year 2026? You think you in everyone's talking about. Cocohanas. I conic. I'm sure we've talked about that. I believe she was deciding between the smoothest course. Uh-huh. Steady as the beating.

Kurok is all my dreaming at an end. Or do you still wait for me, dream giver. Just around. Just the target. B. I literally forgot Cynthia's riff. I was going to try to do it. You are you.

Oh, don't. We're gonna cut that out. No one can forgets. It is in the stone text. None shall forget. We were actually on the subway the other day.

Congrats again. Thank you. Congrats. We chose the subway before Uber. See, they have not changed. They're still the same little guys. We're going down in some woman, um, lovely. You're going down on some woman?

Yeah. Diana's not going to like that. Jesus. Diana. We're going down to the same little guys. We're going down to the same woman. subway. I'm going down to the subway and this woman was like, just saw Bowen and just lost it.

It said, love you by the way. And she said, Wicked is, and she went like this. Wicked is. And I said, has anyone ever come up to you? Wicked is terrible. And just went. Must have. Wicked is.

Because you know they do that to Cynthia. But it'll come back when she's old. It'll be lovely. That's what happens to them. all. Like Judy Garland hated over the rainbow, but of course, you know, she left that. Yeah. Everyone's like, do over the rite, do the riff. Yeah, because your act becomes your anime. Exactly. But in the end, honey, you have a legacy. We hate Dix the musical right now. Why? So does everyone. Like, two beefs. So does it. So does it. So John Waters was in that chair

last week. Yes, he was. This one? And that one. Oh, yeah. And we, and we, well, he's 80. So he's 80. So he's 80. He's a bit respectful. This is really gross. Never. Never. Now I'm penetrating. Stop it. It's disgusting. Disgusting. If you're going to enjoy it, at least take the pants off. Well, you're straight now.

You just fucked a woman, Josh. I know. That's true. That's true. Okay, John Waters in the chair. Just talking about cult classics and how no one wants to be a cult artist. And we were like, well, you know, our friends, like, who wrote the musical, he was like, I've seen a Josh and Aaron. And we were like, and they were like, they, they are obvious.

Like, as soon as the movie came out, everyone was like, it's a future cult classic. And then y'all were like, well, that doesn't feel amazing necessarily. He was like, did that doesn't mean his face? Failed, failed, failed. I wonder what John says about this, because actually we love the reception of Dixon's Music and so far as I'm like, it shouldn't have been made at all. Right.

But it is true that making a cult classic is like, you just make a flop that sort of seven years later, people are like, actually, it's a hit now. Seven? Okay, so can I reveal something? Make a thing that sort of like, everybody's like, well, it didn't really do well, and then I think time passes,

and then they're like, actually it did great. And the story is, why didn't it do well? It's so good. Like, it can always retroactively sort of balm that wound. Can I reveal something to y'all? Please. And I meant to tell you this sooner, but I think this is a great occasion. I promise I didn't save it for this.

I wanted to do it. I went to death of a salesman. I haven't been yet. We're going to go soon. I open up the playbill. I go and read Nathan Lane's bio. He lists all of his credits. And I was hurt.

That Dix the musical was not listed. It was in another one. He's listed in another. It was in pictures from home. Oh, okay. So then maybe he was. He's got too many plays. He loves that movie.

That was not a him call, I bet. It's always the public. Oh, it is. It is. Diana. Diana. I should know better than anyone. My wife is a publicist.

Oh, my God. For the art world. Ah. Well, that's dangerous. Big money. Laundering. No, he said at the premiere, I'm proud of this movie, and he's not one to talk. Like that.

To say. He's still our dad who texts us and loves us. Yeah, yeah. Okay, that makes me feel much better. I don't feel. All is right. Okay, good. I mean, and he was, by the way, amazing.

I'm sure. He is. I'm sorry. Hot Willie. He's a hot Willie. A hot Willie. Is that a real culture number 40? Nathan Lane is a hot Willie.

Willie Loman. Willie Loman. Always a great role for a fucking stud. Yes. Which are a great in life. Yeah. What role in theater would be your dream role? Oh, that is such a great question.

Well, out of all the parts. And even I'm going to say, it's just male roles. Just male. I'm even going to say that. Amen. I want to be in Subways or for sleeping. This is a real old musical. I'm not familiar.

You'll have to know it at all. It's an old, it's an old musical about homelessness on the subways that I just like to bring up a charming comedy. Oh, I love that. What do I actually want to be in? Avenue Q, you'd be amazing. Avenue Q. Oh, you just got to learn how to do puppets. Ooh, or I want to be that big tree in Miss Redwood.

Yes, Stella. I want to be Stella. I want to be him. Why didn't I wear my Redwood shirt? I should have worn my redwood shirt. Here I was in my jaw sharp to da shirt. I thought I was doing the right thing. I have a perfectly good redwood.

I'm in my, speaking of ass, my Jonathan David Smith, he's a wonderful artist. And this is his ass. He's taking photos of your ass. Hey, actually, we've never taken photos. You don't do photos, you pose for drawings. Yeah, I've done photos too, though.

Yeah. Well, then where are they? Well, you know, a lot of older people say, take the photos of yourself nude when you're young because, get this, it just does, it'll never look like that again. So we've all missed it. I don't know.

We'd be some old girls. Oh, no. We'd be some old girls. But this is the youngest you'll ever be right now. That's the creamy nugget of what I'm saying. Creamy nugget. You could say every single day, yeah, creamy nuggets. What'd you do to that nugget?

That's very ag. Jizzed all over it like you do nuggets. Like you do. Like one must. You didn't see when you showed hole for a second? I came everywhere. I'm sorry. That's why you got to keep your eyes.

eyes open. Well, I was playing for the cameras. I had to order all these chicken nuggets for us. Speaking of creamy nuggets, how do you get the ass so juicy? It's really juiced up. Thank you, everyone. What are you doing for your ass? Ever since the drama desk, no.

It's gone right to his ass. Viking. I'm a biking. And the handles go like this. I'm going to sing that at Cynthia when I see her. Mrs. Gulch. My most, my most fit friend,

Clark says really all you got to do is walk. I'm not even entertaining this joke because that's actually a really sad story. Honey, it's a pitchfork app. It's interruption hour. Anyway, all you got to do is walk on an elliptical at an incline and apparently you get ripped. Yeah, people like that, people do the staircloth.

But everyone says something out. Everyone says if you do that, you'll actually have the flattest ass. What the heck? Everyone's body's different. Why can't the community agree like they did when they knew that Aaron was a trans woman? The community needs to agree. On body.

I wish the community would just agree. Body, yadi, yada, yada. Joe Firestone got my name in her mouth. Yes, she didn't. Make me sick. In a lot of Tory way, I would say. She is, Joe Firestone is the head writer of the cultural world.

I know that. I heard this one of the funniest humans alive. Yeah, really one of the funniest humans alive. This will be good for everyone. Yeah, yeah. What's that? Oh, are you doing ASMR? Yep, Satan.

Satan is your king. What's the deal with sparkling water? Okay, Jerry Seinfeld. Pop off. People who love it, love it. You drink it, and it's spicy. Yeah, I like it to hurt a little. I love the stuff.

No ice? You don't need no ice? And you're from the north. That's very southern to like ice. Oh, I've had ice in every single one of my beverages for years. And you're from the north. You see what I just said? I said, just look down on my ice coffee.

And you're not going to drink that anymore. You lie! State of the Union. You lie. You lie and you lie. God, they've been getting better and better. What's more iconic? you lie at Obama or throwing the shoe at George W. Bush.

The shoe. The shoe was so cheesy. The shoe was incredible. My dream role is Curtis and Dreamgirls. And I will play it. Let him play. It's gonna be you. Your face will be everywhere. In sound check for Weird Girl songs, Kyle, Kyle Breyer, the music director, lovely.

Cute and a half, I'd say. Cute and a half. maybe even cute and a double, was playing home, just practicing and was playing home, and I started singing home. And one of the waitstaff goes, that's for at home. Excuse me. When I think of home. She was being fun.

Yeah. In an earned capacity? Oh, completely earned. Wait staff can do anything. Yes, they can. They really can. Cart blanche. Cart blanche.

They get carte blanche. They get carte blanche. White card is. Rural culture number one. Wait, staff. It's carte blanche. Now, go, go off. Make fun of us.

Yeah. Make fun of us. That was, um, have your fun. That was, you know, you were on S&L. It's a show and it's a, the highest form of flattery is imitation. Hmm. So you, of all people should understand. No, I, I, I, we're just a little tender today.

Of course. Go ahead. Make fun of J.D. Vance. I, I, I really never did. Turnabout's fair play. I would never make fun of any author because at how hard it is. to write a book. Have you written a book?

Yes. Book of life. You've written a long show. That's not a book. Could be. This one is written a book. T. Is there any plans to take your show to a larger stage?

To the book market? Why, yes. This. Sorry, we're taking the show to Target. I guess. We're making a real internet. The Target Arena. At the Target Arena.

Is there a Target Arena? Yes. Lizzo opening. There must be a target arena. Oh, God, I'd be shocked if there wasn't. You know what I really can't wrap my head around is crypto.com arena. Which one is that again? LA is the Staples Center.

That sucks. It makes you miss Staples Center and that also sucks. Yeah, I know. At the time, we didn't know how good we had it was Staples Center. You know back in my name it used to be named after Staples. We didn't know how good we had it. Is Staples still a thing? It's still around but not the power at one presence.

It's not as big as Crypto.com. No. crypto.com. Yeah, dot com. But you can't go to crypto.com for your loose leaf paper, neither. So, Staples still is necessary. I think Staples really ate down with the release of the easy button. That was a cultural moment.

What's the easy button? That big red button that they had in the ads. That was Staples, I believe. Was that Office Max? Staples. Thank you. Office Max could never. Could never.

Researcher, researcher on site. That was easy is anytime something was easy Well, it contains everything The part is the whole It's a synectiki It speaks to everything It's holistic

You know what is It's tautological Everything and I swear to God I got By the way The weed that I spy and smoke in Los Angeles Is not a weed It's chronic

I get on the street It's the craziest It's the craziest West Coast Like Jared Frieder who's the biggest stoner I know Takes one hit of my shit And goes

you're crazy and lays down. I walked down the street to Michaels. Uh-huh. Oh, I love Michaels. They have it all. Honey. Home decor.

Jonathan Adler. Jonathan Adler. She's a Michael's girl now. I said, let me pick this pillow up and walk around with it for a little while. Maybe I'll buy it. It was like, it was like kind of crazy pillow. So then I run into, get this.

Okay. A woman and her mom, and she goes over, and the first thing she says is, I can't believe I'm running into you at Michaels. I'm very high. I'm like, do you like this pillow? And I had something else in my hand. Not a pillow.

I think it was also from the collection. She looks at me. She looks at the pillow and the other thing. And she goes, you know, I think they look good together. I was like, yeah, but that wasn't my question. Do you like it? The mother goes, I don't know who you are. So I'm just going to tell you the truth.

I don't like it at all. And then she goes, I don't like it either. But I feel like I can't tell you I don't like it. I was like, No, you need to tell me the truth if you like me. And she goes, okay, we don't like it. I was like, all right, I might think about it. Because I don't know, I do like it.

She goes, okay, well, it was so great to see you. I can't believe I get to tell everyone I saw you at Michael's. Can I ask, what are the odds this whole thing was a hallucination? Right. How dank is that chronic? You know what I mean? Because this is not East Coast weed. This is West Coast weed.

I'm going to say, I'm going to put it at the 20% it was a hallucination. 20% hallucination. You were talking to a Jonathan Adler vaws. Right. Truly. I did put everything down and leave with nothing. Yeah, the true, like, comedy movie cut where you go on the trip

and then it hard cut to you, talking to a door. And why not a drama? I have a lot of decarative Jonathan Gladrill. Addler pillows and, like, for some reason, like two smocks and some art stuff

because I'm gonna get into art, I guess. Yeah, you should. But I just want to call out the mom. Like, she was also hedging a little bit too. She's like, I like them together. We'll just say you don't fucking like it. I love what she said. She was just giving her daughter to the space

to say hi to someone she liked. And then she was like, Listen, I don't know who you are. I love that. I am going to tell you, I don't like it. That reminds me of one of my favorite Shakira quotes. Okay. Early Shakira when she was coming on the scene.

Okay. Humble Mountains and all that. Yes. Okay. She was doing an interview and she was doing some quote about the crossover to the United States. And she basically was like back, you know, in my home country, everybody, I walked down the street. Shakira, Shakira, I come here.

I walk down the street. People come up to me and they go, who are you? What are you doing? And I love that it wasn't just like, I'm not known. It's like, people come up here and they're like, who are you? They approach her. And what are you doing? And what are you doing?

What are your unfavor Quote? Great point. You're not a big fan of yellow lole lole. I love that one. Okay, that's changed. Humble mountains. My favorite non-Shikira quote is.

Your most unfavor. Oh, my most, oh, things she said I don't like. Because you said that one of your favorite, one of your favorite Shakira quotes. I hated when Shakira said jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams. Yeah. I hated when she said, what did you feel when she said, no, no, no, I don't think have to pay taxes.

Well, that's sort of iconic. A lot of people agree. I think that's potentially inspiring. Yeah, there's potential. To all evade. All evade. Well, not socialist. Something I heard when I was in like elementary school or middle school or something is that

one of the younger schools is a Shakira is a legal genius who speaks upwards of six languages. A legal genius was an IQ above 160. Yes. I would believe that. I would absolutely believe that. The hips don't lie. The hips don't lie. Humble Mountains and all that.

Humble Mountains and all that. Now, I want to put out a store as well in the same vein as Michael's. Please. Five below. I don't go to that girl. If you have a niece or your nephew, you go. What do they got? They've got, you know, minion things.

They've got princess and cheap stuff for birthdays for children's events. Fun crap. Is it in the Kmart family? I'm not sure. I don't want to. look into and I'm sure I'm sure the Lenn-Wexler is involved somehow. He doesn't even want to Google it because of the implications. Well, Google's all bad now too.

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Do you watch Euphoria Part 3? I'm opting out of this season. You'll get in. I check in on the highlight. She wore this gown to Sydney and Jacob's wedding. Yes. Oh, my God. I've seen pretty much everything that involves Alexa.

I did like the scene where she walks in and she was like, Hi, I want to work for you. She's so good. And she spins a little monologue and I was like, I like that monologue. Like in season one when she slams the locker and yells at Sydney, Sweeney, when they, like, I don't know what like, she's, she's, so. I used to have it memorized. Wait, that was me. I did that.

You were so good. She didn't do that. I did that in season one. And you're also a Julio Torres muse. Absolutely. Like her. One of his great muses. One of the fun things about euphoria is that it imagines a world where everything violence someone does.

is slamming someone's head into something. They like that. Every scene is someone gets their head slammed so hard into a railing wall or surface, so much so that it would crack in half, and you hear a sound that suggests it cracks in half, and yet it doesn't. People survive these things. All these people from high school are still good friends with a drug addicts drug dealer. That's the one girl they all stayed in.

Well, they're the funest people. And have various jobs or non-jobs and can afford Botega. Yes. Well, he's in debt. Right, and he's wearing Botega. Incredible. And that'll get you in debt. That'll get you in debt.

That'll get you in debt. Trust me. Trust. Ask Diana. Trust the Duchess. My wife, Diana, Vice. She's in debt, mama. She's in debt.

It's hard in art publicity right now. Totally. No one's buying paintings. They're not buying paintings anymore. People are not buying paintings anymore. They're buying purebred dogs. What would you do as an art publicist? Because I know they exist.

I should just text my wife. You know what I would do? Text your wife, honey. What do you are? I would go to museums such as Guggenheim. Sure. I would go up to the paintings loudly go, I like this stuff. Shame you can't buy it.

Wonder where you could. My sister Amy Joe Jackson went on as Tamara and Titus Andronicus off Broadway, Tamara being the lead. And there was a guy next to my dad taking notes. And he was like, do you think that's a reviewer? And I was like, just keep talking. Wow, that Tamara sure is something. I was trying to get my dad to, but I don't know if it was a reviewer.

The audience seemed to love it. Really a buzz about the Tamara cover. Wow, that Tamara sure was something. It probably was a reviewer, right, if it was just someone scribbling down. Or a Shakespeare nerd. Or a writer. Or a writer. Or a writer who got a great idea.

Right. Writer who got a great. A blogist. A boy wizard. Back in your UCBJ's, J.K. Rowling. Back in your UCB days, did you ever see students scribbling along as you slayed at improv? Yeah, during Harold Night, it was crazy. Yeah.

Put that book down. You fucking losers. Watch me fly. When did you as a teacher just want to say like, listen, you either have it or you don't? I said it at the first class every day. Yeah. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Yeah.

But sometimes his don't make it. Here's who's going to make it based on looks. You, you, you, you, kind of. Kind of. Fix the nose. Oh, God. Show all at heart. Show all at heart.

You stand up straight. you slouch you have to show a hole at the hallway with the crazy hallway with the radio anything you need thank you we just need that one thing anything you need this is in this space a hallway in this space the hallway on the 12th floor

the one you know the funky one oh anything you need you know who was in there Nicole Scherzinger and who they call the quote quote pussycat dolls we're all dancing around who they call why I just it's It's basically Nicole Scherzinger featuring whatever girls are onto her modern era of it.

Yeah. Back in the day, they had names. Exactly. There was one named melody. Melody. I think there were two or three named melody. I don't know if that could be true.

I don't know if that can be true. I think it was a couple of melodies. There's certainly had melodies. And any time in the world, there are only three melodies in circulation. One of them was on the show, Hey Dude, played by, um, oh, God, this is bad that I can't remember her name. Rachel Cowder. church party

Ben Stiller's wife Oh Christine This is bad We're gay We're not supposed to Christine Taylor She's amazing Cut all that

Christine Taylor played melody Can I say something You know she and Ben Stiller took a break And got back together Take a break Stay up stay for the summer

Let's go up to Ben Stiller's house While you write Severin' season three I can't deal with you When you're doing this shit i imagine he has you'd be a good curtis too oh my god dream what both of you two-headed curtis two-headed white curtis there's something there they were looking to update dream girl so two-headed white curtis and a skinny can i say i think this is an at-home episode oh waiter waiter server's what do you mean it's an at-home episode he was doing a callback

He was doing a callback to the waitress who said that's for at home. That's that UCB training at home. Okay. Do you think most comedies callbacks? Most comedies call back. Yeah. Isn't it recognition? Yeah.

Laughter is recognition. Uh-huh. Do you think laughter is recognition? Or surprise. Yes. Oh, I do. I was never good at knowing when the callback was for a second beat.

That's not true. Oh, no, that's not true. Aaron, yes, it was. No, Matt, it wasn't. You thought I was good at second beats. Yes. I was your improv coach after all. You were my improv coach.

And you thought second beats was my big skill. I wouldn't say energy and enthusiasm and commitment. Funny was your big skill. Funny. Big eyes, big mouth. Where should the big mouth? Like my. Sister.

Like my aunt. Where should the four of my big mouth? Where should the four of us do a Harold? Beacon. Beacon. Can we actually get real about four of the tour? Let's get real about four of the tour. You know, we all got to get our teams to talk.

We received an offer. We got to get our teams to talk. A bit born in this very room. Perhaps becoming real. We can't feed them too much My only bump is that It is Coke And some K if you're rich

If you're And all these razor burns Is K more expensive? No I don't think so Because of Iran The war Are you getting

Are we getting your K from Iran Yes gas prices up K prices up I don't think that's true Open the straight Open the straight Let in the K Let in the K

If it's called Just kidding, y'all. Yeah, for the tour. I tour. I tour. Be like, my dream is for it to be a tour in one city, which is King's Theater, Beacon Theater, Radio City. Like, it's like only New York City.

We're touring four big venues in New York. My question. King's Theater, Beacon Theater, Radio City, UCB. Fourteenth three. One, I think we're going to run into contract things with this, unless we space them out, which is workable. Yeah, that's what teams are for after all. That's what our team.

The first. Didn't warm up. Didn't warm up. That interval is insane. That's what is that? What is that? A six. That's seven.

It's a perfect four. It's very. It's very diverse of us. One of the stars of Tentanyaks. See it. The Tony nominated musical. It has a 10-week extension. Oh, good.

Yes. What does? A Tentique. Really? September 20. Breaking now. Yeah. I didn't know that was really co.

It's so good. It's the best. Thank God for it. Thank God for it. You know what else I love? An 80 minute show on Broadway. Oh, darling.

I still had to pee during Titanic. To be fair, I have seen it upwards of 45 times, so I knew what happened. Did you hear who's doing O'Mary? Kamala. Kamala is doing O'Mari. She was replacing Maya.

Wow. Yes. And they're doing little coconut tree jokes. No, she's Louise. She's Louise. She wanted to be second on the call sheet. She's going to learn both. She's going to learn both.

Because what happens is sometimes Kamala just wants to be in service. She's for the people. And so basically she just wants to do the supporting part some nights. She said, which part is more vice? Yeah. You know? I saw, I heard, I didn't see that she took all the Cowboy Carter merch off the website.

Oh yeah. So it's coming. And put just a picture. of Stevie Nix and the girls. Josh's hole. So now I can resell all my cowboy Carter merch for money. I've been hoarding it like Beanie Babies.

It's appreciated so much. Did you know that I found a Princess Diana Beanie Baby in Charleston? Wait, not Charleston, sorry, Colonial Williamsburg. Thank you for apologizing. Where did you find it? At a thrift store.

Oh my God. I walked into the thrift store for fun. With the tag on? Honey, yes. Remember when Beanie Babies was gold? Yeah. They still are, honey. and she sits atop my dresser right now, place of honor.

Do you have any idea what it's worth? How much did you buy it for? Okay, the thing is I went into the store just for fun. I saw one Beanie Baby and thought, huh, this was a giant, like an antique mall. Yeah. Giant. And I thought, wouldn't it be fun if I found a Princess Dye Beanie Baby, kind of as a lark? I went through every single aisle, skipped one weird way, and then didn't find it.

Tons of Beanie babies never found one. I was like, oh, let me go back to that last aisle. There she was in the case. Stop. Price tag hidden. I couldn't see. And I said, so I went, talk. to the person I said, can you come unlock her and let me see how much

she is. Oh my God, like it was fucking the good two-tober. She was locked to October. $11. What? The woman unlocked her and said, you reminded me, I got two of these on my dresser. Costs me a lot more than $11. And I said, market's good. I'm going to buy her.

And now she lives with me. I kind of want to make her into a hat or a brooch. Oh, no. Not just like for a one night only. I'm not going to like ruin her. But I kind of want to wear her out. I think you should ruin her. Is she in Mintkandish? Finisher.

It looks as if hot off ties presses. She's gorgeous. What a color. What a color. Now, you were in Colonial Lunsburg. Did seeing it sort of break the spell for you that you were sort of in the old times? Seeing Diana? Yeah.

No, I will say. They didn't have bean babies back then. A lot of the, a lot of the, what are they called, reenactors, they themselves broke the spell. Did they really? Well, me and Michael, I went with my legally wedded spell. house, Michael. And for now. For now.

Divorce is real. No, no, no. I was just talking about all of us losing our rights. If you get divorced, that's your business. That's your business. I was just telling the audience that our rights are at risk. You, whatever. If you get divorced, that's your problem.

That's your risk. And please keep it off the mic on a comedy podcast. Okay, so we see this woman. She's at the entrance to one of the buildings. And she's singing like an, oh, tell me tune. And we loved her. We have to go talk to her. Yeah.

So we went and talked to her like, hi, how much to like what, you know, like, or where we're trying to get to hear or whatever. And she goes, use the app. We're like, oh. It's not her fault. But she's like, you had to get to download the app and whatever. I'm like, they wouldn't have said this. They would have, they would have offered me better.

Of course. I hope she'd been like, I mean, use the Apple. Like, fill it in the air. Wherever it lands is north. Use the app election trail. Lands is north. Due north where the apple lands. Um, it was sad.

That's sad. But you enjoyed it. And she went back to humming her tune and it was really good. And that was really good. Colonyl Williamsburg. Please. It ain't what it was. You would be really good at Colonial Williamsburg.

Why do you think? Because you're a natural performer. You're a committed actress and a committed actress. I'd just be churning butter in the corner. Oh, honey. Jerking that hog. Do you guys think there were effeminate Asians in Colonial Williamsburg that I could play? It was mostly.

Yes. You think you're effeminate? Yeah, absolutely. You think you're effeminate? Absolutely. Look at my little bracelets and rings. Well, that's something that you've put on. That's not your matterisms.

Well, wouldn't you call my mannerisms effeminate? Show us your things again. Show us your holes again. Yeah, you wink those hands all gay. A feminine girl. I like that. You are effeminate.

You are a feminine. Who's the most mask of the four of us? That's a really tough race. I think it's between Josh and Matt. Josh and Matt. But that's really sad. I feel like it's true. You two code switch maybe the most effective way.

What the fuck you say? Yeah, there you go. There you go. Look at that. You know how Jeff Hiller describes as acting straight? And it's such a helpful way It's it's you imagine all the blood

Slowly leaving your faith You can't do any of it Yeah What's up Can't give you what you want from you Worship Satan Why are you Arems able to go up that high

It's true Yeah that is another good rule Like straight guys can't lift their arms out of Not a lot of motion Try Right right What's up Go ahead just can you

How high can you lift your arms Oh Oh my God. They flew off. Are you gay? No. Don't show him.

No. I thought for a second you were going to go feral. Show. You would have. Pause. Pause. You're too gay. Listen.

Okay. If I'm going to say it's a straight off between me and Josh. That's really rough. That should be for the tour. Oh, we could do a straight off. We could do a straight off. Here's what I'll say. You tend to like much straighter music and arts and culture.

That's true. culturally straight. I would say behaviorally, I am straighter than you want. It's the Long Island. It's the Long Island. Yeah. Understood and accepted. Yeah. We protect ourselves in different ways out here. Ah! Never.

Calling my lawyer. Aaron and I actually have very a like interest in terms of video games and anime. Which is also really straight. Yeah. Yeah. Actually. Video game, anime, stoner. Like that kind of shit is kind of straight. But that boy. We're actually all really straight in mass. We're realizing.

We're all really straight and mask. Yeah. Especially when we sing. Vibrato is inherently extremely gay. Why you voice shaking like that? Hold it steady. Hold it steady boy. I've been really enjoying this part of my voice.

What would you describe that? You make an NG sound and you just go hard. And you bury it back too. It's kind of from the back of the... No, that's safe. You never said it wasn't safe. It just is buried. Can we all try and you give notes on how we're doing the technique?

Okay, I'd love to try. That's good. Really good. How was that? Really good. Too much mouth going on. Oh. Okay, fierce.

Fierce. Fierce note. Now, give it again. Really good. So good. Okay. Really good. Hot.

Hot. I'm not believing Diana Weiss. after this episode. For my wife. For a polycule of mask, gay guys. Let's get really into brass tacks. You have to date seriously for at least a year, sex and all. One star actress, singer, or more of Hollywood.

Cameron Diaz in the mask. Cameron Diaz in the mask. Amazing. We were, somebody, god damn it, I can't remember her. Some gay guy recently posted, like, wait, I was talking to gay guys and they're like, what's the hot. woman, a woman's ever been in a movie and he's like, my friend says,

Faye Dunaway in Network. And I, that's what I slammed to the DM. And I said, y'all are faggin. Yeah, this is crazy. And I said, it's Cameron Diaz in the mask. And they were like, wait, a woman were with said that. And then I asked some straight boys I was with. And one of them said, I can't remember, some kind of like bond girly thing. And then one of them was like, I would

probably say Cameron Diaz in the mask. He's like, I used to kiss pictures of her when I was little. Whoa. Like in a magazine. Yeah, in a magazine. She did. relief. She was va va-voo. She was like,

you've never seen anyone more beautiful. She made the mask go crazy. His eyes went all whopping. His eyes were bulging out. That's how hot she was. But I think I would, I would love to date Cameron Diaz in the mask,

seriously for one year and sexually. You know who straight guys love? Anna da Armis. Yeah, she's very beautiful. Totally. I was going to say, no joke. Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels'

gone. Yeah, yeah, gorgeous in there as well. When she does the hair top, when she flips her hair to Luke Wilson I'm like I saw Cameron Diaz in IRL

I was in Vail Colorado buying a truly heinous Angora sweater whoever said orange was the new pink

was seriously disturbed but this woman came off the slopes had like goggles on I was sitting having a hot cocoa or whatever

and I was like damn that lady's pretty took off the goggles literally shook her hair it was Cameron Diaz she looked perfect and I swear to God 11

children like ran up to her and they're like Cameron, Cat. Like a bunch And then she was like, hello! Like she was like Pied Piper coming off Like little kids. Magical.

And it was as if she was like their like aunt. Not as a celebrity. Literally fresh off the slopes in a non-drug way. Like and 11 children threw her hair around. Children. I was like this is crazy. 11.

She was like that's a Diaz dozen. That's a Dea's a Baker's dozen. 11 is a Diaz dozen. It was incredible. The Diaz dozen of donuts. That's her Rural Culture number 11. 11 is a Diaz dozen.

Now, it is incredible what she's done in the Filipino community. Oh, yeah. Filipino? That clip is, she is revered. Lumpia? Adobo. I had it every day. I had it every day.

Rice. My friends made the best rice. Lumpia. Lumpia. Adobo and she just makes the face It's incredible The face which is I don't know what the face is I think it's just Cameron face

It's just Cameron face Just Cameron's crushing That thing only she can bring What movie would you fall in love with Cameron Diaz too? Great question With the original question Oh Charlie's Angels too of course Full throttle

You know what's an underrated one? Bad teacher I've never seen She's very funny in bad teacher Of course She's the teacher or no She is the bad teacher She like smokes out her car

and like she hot boxes. She hooks up with Justin Timberlake, but he like, but he comes in his pants. They don't have sex. That's very something about Mary. This is after they had broken up, by the way. Professionalism, my love. What's the movie with Tony Colette?

Cemetery. Oh, oh, in her shoes. In her shoes. Lipa's wild party. It was not wild party. McHuifference. It was a joke. The joke was I said the wrong.

Wild Party. That's Julia Murney. I know. That's what the joke was. Early days IMDB, I'm clicking on all these actresses pages. Seeing what is in pre-production. Pre-pro. What was in pre-pro at the time for Cameron Diaz and Tony Colette, who actresses I loved.

IMDB. A movie called... I melt that bussy. There you go. Go ahead. No. The movie was in her shoes in pre-production. I go, I'm going to be following this movie. Obsessively. To this day, you still do? And here's the twist.

It's still in pre-pro? Still, still never, still haven't seen it. Well, that's really, really. Forget it. You're not going to the jockstrap party tonight. We're watching screen in her shoes. With Orna. Honey, it's the Shirley Maclean vehicle to end all Shirley Maclean vehicles.

Talkback hosted by Dr. Orna. Zach's a Warner. Actually, knowing that you did this is important. I love that. I did the same thing. And this was also, were you like a little awards game? Because you remember it had awards buzz. It had awards buzz.

I was on the message boards. Oh my God. I was devastated when it fell off awards predictions. I was like, but I wanted it, I wanted in her shoes to go all the way based just on long line. God, it really is a great title in her shoes.

In her shoes. It was a book. Huh. I love that. I know. I'm not behind that. It probably is. I'm not behind that.

It was a book. It was a besteller. It feels like a, it feels like the title of a movie that, where you're like, that was a book. Name another one. About a boy.

Devil wears Prada. Two. I saw it last year. Harry Potter. Can you give us the review? What's the review of Dev Wars Part of too? They are like three, well, Stanley Tucci, too, but there's like three of the most famous people. Sometimes when they're like doing shots together.

If you really think about it. Who am I thinking about. Are you missing? Are you missing out Emily Blunt, Ann Hathaway or Merrill Street? I'm talking about those three. Yeah. And the four, Stanley Tucci. You know, but like they, it was like not so.

He's in the first one, of course, Merrill was. But Emily was just showing up. And Anne was famous, but not like the living right. So it was just like, sometimes they're in shots. thoughts together, you're like, damn, y'all are like, this is like movie stars. What do you think the acting budget was? It was very fun. It's not as good as number one, but it's fair, but it's very, but it's very fun. How much did they spend on acting, actor and actress salaries for DWP?

God, they probably got upwards of 100K. Okay, you know what? Actually, what's day rate times four. You know, you know what I bet? I bet parody for all three of them. Most favorite nation. Parity. Favorite nations for all three of something. I bet, I bet 12.5 each. $1.5.5 each. That's less than I would have guessed. But it's a different culture. But do you think they get a back end? Yes. I think they do anal.

I'm not to give you all back in. Come on, yes. Let's go. Let's keep the strap on this time. And now there has to be a third time. Don't pull down the drop strap this time. There we go. So nice.

It's just as I remember. As someone with no ass, I have ass envy. You have ass. I do not. It has been getting bigger. And you know what's true. You notice? Yeah.

You've noticed? I look at everyone's. butt. If you were walking away from me, I'm looking at your butt. The surgeries are working. The surgeries are working. The shots, the shots. Matt has, Matt's has gotten so convex. My ass is big. Your globe.

Just, you don't have to take it off. I'm not going to take it off. Look at that. It's so it's so shapely. It's fat. Mine's bigger than it was. It's amazing. It's one of my favorite things about. Oh, look at this. This is so, honey.

This is so special. I love the Josh Aaron episodes that get surreal. Yeah, they get so real and so pitchfork. It's just like ever since I was little, the first thing people would always say about me. And I know this is crazy to complain about, but it's always like, oh my God. Like, I was like three or four. You was such a fat ass. Just a fat fucking ass.

Like it just made me feel like growing up like that was the good thing about me. I know. And it is. Oh my God. I always forget how many pedophiles you grew up with. I would love to be told I was smart or like, funny. But you're not. You're not, hon.

And I just have like a fat ass. You're just a big fat. I do remember. You're just a fat ass. When you used to not want to bottom, this, we're talking, we're going way into the past. I remember thinking, what a shame. What a waste. You've changed.

I've actually apologized to Henry about it. Oh. Because I think that I. He said not accepted. No, he was like, oh, that's nice of you to say. Didn't need it. Didn't need it. I didn't need you to apologize to that.

Just because I had like bottom. fear. Yeah, you remember you said, you, you watch porn and you watch them bottom and you want that. And I was like, yeah, it must have been like 24. But you're like it looks like it. Yes, yes, truly. You're like, you're like, they look like they're in pain. Yes.

They are, but then it turns good. Well, I remember you said to me, this is truly like how you know there are elders. My God. You were like, you were like, you were like. No, I didn't mean elders. I just mean, like, taught us a lot. Sure, of course. You said to me, well, it hurts every time, but that actually.

becomes part of it and becomes part of what's good about it. And I was like, yes. And you don't. And then you were a lot of me either. And then you were not. He said, and this actually made a lot of difference. He just said one time on Rupol's drag race, apropos of nothing.

If you want it, it will not hurt. Yeah, you do have to want it. For hours. For hours. For the tour. For the tour. Exactly. For the tour of the hours and we just do the hours.

Wait, let's dream. Let's cast the hours. Oh yeah, it's a shadow cast, Rocky horror style. Oh my. This actually is really good. This is hard. Okay, well, there's the three main girls and then who there's in a.

And then, and then, and then, Stanley Tucci. Stanley Tucci. No, Tony Colette. Tony.

That's the Stanley Tucci of the hour. That's the Stanley Tucci of the hour. That's the Stanley Tucci of number 76. Tony Colette is a Stanley Tucci of the hours. It's true. And if when they do the hours too, she's going to have a huge part. He loves to do that.

But can we actually talk about the supporting women of the hours? because we, I know we're saying Tony Klaude, but maybe you want to remember. You all need to be supporting women. There was a red to her name. Claire Dane's. Ed Harris. Certainly Ed Harris.

That's a sad one. Ed Harris. That's a sad. I like the sad ones. But a straight gay icon in the same way that Stanley Tucci is. Wait, who's Ed Harris married to again? Oscar, Oscar, Amy Madigan.

That's a cloud ball. Like, jump scare. Positive to me to learn that on the award. I loved that. Okay, so we gotta cast this, the hours. Yes. Oh, right. But I will say,

Juliane, Merrill, Tony. Or should we all be supporting girls? Oh, that's interesting. And Coles-Cola can be the three of them. Cole should be the three of them. Or is Cole all, everyone in the film? Except.

And we're watching it. And we're watching it. There's something here. I do want to, I kind of want to call Dids on Tony in that movie. Because you know what? She has, to me, one of the most, part. One of the most heartbreaking lines in the whole thing was after Julianne kisses her.

Yeah. She goes, like a huge, such a good scene. Tense pause. And then, and then Tony goes, you're so sweet. Devastating. Really good. Devost. I want Tony.

Yeah. You can have Tony. What are they? Julian Nicole. So, Jillian Nicole. Merrill plays modern day Clarissa. I can be, since I've written a novel, I'll be Virginia Woolf.

Yeah. Yes, you will. You will be to Virginia. Would you like the nose? Would you like the nose? The nose is mandatory. Nose is mandatory. I feel like I'm Merrill.

I'm Merrill. Because I'm in the modern day. Yes. Don't you feel I'm in the modern day? And I can see you with that fat ass in a 50s housewife's dress. You're Julianne. Super repressed and like, bent over for Tony.

That means you try to kiss me and I reject you. Yeah. Oh. And then you. Bomber. You want to do it right now. It does. Everyone's the close friendship forever.

And then your son. ends up killing himself. Oh, wow, because he was going to die anyway. Spoiler alert for the hours. You guys, watch the hours. Ed Harris died. A book before it was a movie. Not unlike what we think happened with in her shoes.

Not unlike. In her shoes, Ed Harris dies at the end. This is a gorgeous challenge, right? Like, get four gay guys. Anyone can do this. Four gay guys. To shut up. Fun challenge.

Good luck. Good luck. It's what all the producers in the room are thinking. Literally. But they've all got on their phone. They've all started doing other things. They're on Grindr. Anna's on her computer.

She's on Grindr. But this actually, this big thing to my thing, this challenge, I want four guys, put an hour and a half on the clock. Just start talking about the movies you love. I don't know, just start talking about pop culture in a way. Las cultureistas. You can't have phones to like check. Oh, my uncle always says like when we're eating or whatever.

And someone's like, who was the president then? And looks it up. And he goes, a question never goes on. answered. Yeah. That party's questions used to go and answered. I know.

Isn't that? That is a really fascinating thing. I will say a question. Our friend and comedian Natasha Vainblot, they host a lot of different parties and they've started making them sort of adamantly no phone. And it's fun for the reasons of just like

not having the phone. It also does that where you just go like, who is that? And you all want to Google it and you go, you just sort of talk it out and sometimes you go, I guess I don't know. When you find it, it's really good. When you all find it, it feels really good. But also the mystery.

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banter. There's that worst singer in the group? The worst? Yeah. Me. Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation. The group. The yard birds, right? That's the name.

The Harvard Yard, but they're open. Do you have a name suggestion? We're open. Since you guys are middle aged, one erection. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny. What would you eat if you had to start over?

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It was times where me and Lex were like definitely getting into it because we're not making any money. Like I need to start making money. Like, why are we doing these? But I don't know. I think we just always knew that we had something really good. And eventually people were going to catch on. And so we just thugged it out. The full season is available to binge.

Right now, listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and hosts of the podcast a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation.

There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us likes. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Everyone say your favorite proper noun. Okay. Zoe Kazan. That's, oh yeah.

Diana Weiss. Um, grape. Danny Minogue. Oh, sorry, proper noun. Grape soda. it's the name of like a track. I'm sorry, grape soda. Grape soda.

One of my close friends. You don't know my girl Grape soda? She's a riot. She's in prison. But I write to her every other week. Otherwise, my wrist cramps. Absolutely. You know what started to happen?

And don't tell the doctor. Don't tell the doctor or do. Everyone just go like this. Naturally put your hands up. Yep. Pause up. Pause up. She said it 20 million times.

Just as I suspected, everyone's hands naturally are in like that. They're supposed to be more like a doll. I was mimicking you. Yeah, we were just mimicking. So what do your hands naturally do? Oh, wait. No, I guess what I mean is like at rest. At rest, do your fingers.

Tell me to put my hands up. I'm going to see what the body does naturally. Hands up at wrist up. Everything is just a big, mask. Mass. Everything is a big psychosexual joke to you. I'm kind of shaking. Absolutely.

What I'm saying is, Our phones have made our, the fact that we are at stasis, it's sort of like a carpal tunnel, but for the fingers. Yeah. So you think it should be like this naturally. I'm just saying like at rest, like it's not supposed to be curled in. Oh yeah. Because we've been doing that so much. Like, yeah.

Oh, wow. Isn't that fun? Wait. Why does mine naturally do this? That's so interesting. Why does mine naturally do this? What do you think this means? That's so interesting.

It means you're around a lot of guys with weird cops. Wait, honey. You're ready for the eagle. Big, big spoiler. I don't know. I don't know who your physical comedian. Dr. On a desk, my love. That's so cylindrical.

Huh? So Jenner Bush is in. Ben of Jennifer Hager is in Devil Wars Party too. How did she do? She's great. It was in a scene with 400 cameos. It was literally like boo da-do, ba-da-boo-boo-da-do. And it was screaming at them all. She was nervous.

She would be cut. She didn't get cut. She's un-cut. She's coming in on the pod and I'm un-cut. I said to know she's not cut. I screamed at the screen. Where's Matt? I did feel like.

Shakira, who are you? I don't know Caleb very well, but he's in the movie, and I did feel like I hung out with him. You know what, when you see your friends and something? Yeah. I was like, oh, that was fun when I saw Caleb. Oh, yeah. He didn't, that was parisocial doll.

You never hung out with him. No, no, I've met him. But I mean, I'm like, I feel, I don't know him well, but I was like, oh, that was nice. So he must radiate on screen. Yeah, he's good. Oh, he definitely does. He was in this chair radiating.

Damn, damn. Him and John Waters. Oh, guys, please. Guys, it's a joke until you. Fuck up the equipment. Because you know what? A lot of people worked really fucking hard to set this up.

Rule of culture. A lot of people worked really fucking hard to set this up. That's not even a number. It's just the number one. That is the rule of culture. A lot of people worked. It goes above the list.

Look, a lot of people worked really hard to set this up. Number one. Number one. Which actually is playing alphabet is war. That's the number one rule. That's number one. One of a few. One of many.

This is an obvious question. question someone keeps all of these somewhere there's like a wiki your fans are putting them everywhere yes or you all do that we do not do that but i think there's one there are a few devoted fans out there who update a living document like the constitution yes yes devoted is a nice word yes devoted i i love devoted i i i used the word devoted and um oh i said it last night at dinner we had we we cut a joke for um one of our nominations but oh i'm sorry it was belly worship and i was like devote i want to devote myself to belly worship. Devoted.

That's good. Devote as as helplessly devoted. Devoted, my love. We're just going to reveal this. One of the, one of the categories is Shrek award for top thing we want to do to that green guy.

And one of the potential nominees was belly worship. Yeah? But it got cut in favor of what we felt were stronger nominees. But I guess we'll see. It'll be up to. It's nice for the DVD.

Sure. By the way, Shrek had some really good DVD actress back. I miss the DVD. I know. That was one of the good DVD. I missed the DVD. That's something we want.

Cameron. Oh my God, maybe that's where she was hottest. That's where she was hottest. That's where she was hottest. I want that for Dick so bad to do commentary. I know. And they filmed all that behind the scenes footage.

I know. Where is it? I don't know. But they did a bunch. Honey in Disney's vaults. Y'all have the vinyl and the sewer boys merch. Is that not enough? Good point.

You know, the talkback should be you two and Megan. The or mole. Allie. Oh, the. The. of course Megan Malale is a huge rap artist She is a huge rap artist

She's a huge rap artist He can't get her in I bet she would list The movie in her playbill bio Oh we should go Yeah She left Oh I know

Damn Savvy I did see a gay guy On the subway the other day In three pieces of Megan the stallion Moulon Rouge merch T-shirt hat

Toad And I went Let's go All of it at once I did watch The Megan the Stalian Moulon Rouge Medley

Approximately 200. It was fierce. Smiling ear to ear, absolutely like hell bent on buying a ticket. She is charisma. Yeah, she's fucking grism. Like, it's a different kind of stunt casting, quote, unquote, when it's like, oh, you just let the person who is a natural live performer, like, just do their thing. And do a part that's just that.

You know what I mean? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. She's not playing setteen. Exactly. She could. She could.

Cough into a napkin. She will. Remember our theater sprees? Yes. I'd never seen some. We have that same spree. We have to go back. What should we see this summer?

There's something I would say. I do want to see Lost Boys. I'm dying to see Lost Boys. I want to see Lost Boys. I want to see those Twinks fly around. Do they fly? Yes, Mama. It's the vampire.

Spider-Man. It's the most second most expensive musical of all time. Stop. After Spider-Man. Really? Them Twinks are flying. It's all about the wires. It's all about the wires.

This is Joan is similar. We saw. Rocky her. You were just. Did you see it yet? I have not. I'm seeing it Tuesday. I really enjoyed.

What is this? Rocky Horror. Oh, loved it. I'll see it again. Oh, we went to the opening of Cats, Shelko ball, and the opening of Rocky Horror both times sat directly behind Murray Hill. Which was so, too both times. Shalbiz. Shabins have the experience of like you're talking and then in front of you.

Someone goes, hey, show me. That's amazing. He's exactly who you want to be 100%. When I'm not even talking like, oh, a couple rows away or like a little, like right in front of us both times. Marie Hill. Mary Hill. Wow. Killing me because showbiz.

They're doing a pre-show speech, like the director of the roundabout. He's thanking partners. He's like, of course American Express, Murray. Let's go, Amex. Showbiz. Amex. The rise of Murray Hill is one of great is a great New York story. Well, it was foretold.

It was foretold. It was foretold, of course. Has Murray been on pod? No, he should. No, that would be fun. Yeah. By the way, you know who I saw? And Nathan Lee Graham has been on pod?

Yes. For many years. But I was thinking that recently when we were Kiki. We hung out with him at the Titanic That's a person that can make me shut up Because I just am like, please, only you talk Funniest Yeah

I said, because Nathan Lee Graham was in the original Lucusa Wild Party Which me and my sister used to listen to a lot in high school And I saw the with Tony With Tony And I saw the City Center on course production Which was wonderful And I went out of Nathan

I said oh my God Nathan The whole time during Wild Party I was thinking of you. He goes, I bet you were Perfect Perfect creature A perfect person He was on the podcast

like within the first maybe two years of us having it and he was back in the apartment the first thing we asked to ever dog apartment no this was at a we work it was at we work was at we work i remember that day yeah we used to do this out of a we work for like months and then um he came in he came in with a tea and the first thing we asked him was we're like what's your tea flavor and he just goes constant comment I still remember and that was the title of that right away comment I feel like we've said this before but I do think Nathan Lee Graham and Zoolander is like a gay blueprint like a piece of gay iconography that like created a generation of comedians.

My mistake, Shaquille. I really do think. And we would all go on to play a gay assistant. We really would. We're all doing that. Yeah. Have I done it? Have I done an assistant?

God, I feel like I have that. I've definitely been like gay guy like that. Yeah. I don't know if I was an assistant. But I've definitely been like a bitchy gay guy. Like even Caleb Hair run. He just did it. Assisted two.

joined us in the like in in like the camera. Well he's the king of gay assistant mountain right now. He's sort of the sure of number one chair, top chair. Big time. Until someone else takes him to be in D, DLP. Well,

you'll have to see the film. He's the final boss of gay assistants. He's the final boss at this moment. Oh, I guess maybe something happens at the end of the film. Oh my God. I think there's a turn with that character. Mm.

You don't have to see the film. They go to Milan. They do. Yes. Amazing city. I wish we had seen. more of it. Yeah. Well, there's not much to see, honestly. It's just

you're dragging Milan. A little bit. I think Milan likes being dragged. Because we were even talking to the locals there. They're like, It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah. Not like Moulon. Don't drag her. Don't drag her. Thank you. You want a sword to the neck. Thank you. Let's get down to business. Wait, I just learned that Carrie Fisher did punch-ups

on Anastasia script. She did punch-up on so much stuff. But isn't that fierce? She was one of the most prolific Hollywood script doctors. Do we have the full list of everything she did punch him off? Because I feel like every year you learn a new one. I learned this from Izzy's Be Kind Rewind, which everyone should watch. Oh, I love.

Izzy should be on pod. That'd be fun. Oh, God. Yeah. If you can get her. Good luck. Good luck. She took Michael to Judy Garland's jacket unveiling at Carnegie Hall.

Holy moly. Oh, was he so happy? Happy as a clam. Damn. There was something we were all trying to get tickets to. I feel like someone was like, can everybody do this date? And Michael had to be like, no, I'm seeing Judy Garland's jacket unveiling. We were going to go to Josh Daniels Cabaret,

which I had to leave to see Amy Joe Jackson v. Tamara. But I loved hearing that excuse. No, I have to go see Judy Gardner. I can't. I'm going to Carnegie Hall to see Judy Garland's jacket. Of course. And it's the jacket from the night. It's from the night, yeah.

Oh my God. Lorna was there? Lerna? Miss Loft. Miss Left. You know that we. Lorna and Orna. No, that would be a show.

She'll come. 54 below. Goral left Nick. Yes. And they do side show. And they do side show. I will never. They should come on for the tour.

They should come on for the tour. It's us and Lorna loved and Orna and Lorna. I do think for the tour as a rule needs a surprise fifth at the end of every show. Yes. Well, I don't know if we can say this on it. But I think it would be funny if we did like an iconic R&B song. Like one of the ones that has one of the like speaking monologues, you know, like someone like Ariana Grande comes out to only do the speaking part.

And then leaves. We need, we need a cunty singer to come out and just do the like, They're like leaving the voicemail part. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you know what has a great just opening speaking part of that of this sort of, um, canon is Whitney Houston and Deborah Cox. Yes.

Same script, different cast. Yes. It starts, it opens with Whitney going, Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come. And then Deborah goes, Whitney, what's this about? And then they started to this. Okay, so yeah. What's this about? What's this about?

So yeah, Ari comes out with. Amazing. Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come. Whitney, what's this about? Ari and Ben Platt come out and they just do those two lines and then they leave. Hey, I'm Tori Webster and I host That Digital Take. If you've ever wondered how the internet really works, from influencer culture to digital marketing and pop culture, this is your inside look. Each week, I share what's actually working online, the behind the scenes of building a career as a creator and real conversations with people shaping the industry. Think of it like your big sister guide to the digital world.

Follow that digital take on IHeart Radio or wherever you get your podcasts. Another podcast from some SNL, late night comedy guide. Not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman, help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.

There's the worst singer in the group. The worst? Yeah. Me. Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation. The group. The yard birds, right?

That's the name. The Harvard yard, but they're open. Do you have a name suggestion? We're open. Since you guys are middle-aged. One erection. Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny. What would you eat if you had to start over? Real simple, poor man's, poor woman's food. Black beans, chicken, rice, plantains. Yeah. That's all. That's poor people's food, man.

But being Nigerian, that's, come on, a go-to. On the podcast eating while broke, I sit down with celebrities, entrepreneurs, and creators, as they, revisit the meals they once relied on and the moments that shaped their journey. Named Best Food Podcasts at the 2006 IHeart Podcast Awards. This show is all about real conversations on money, growth, and what it really takes to make it. It was times where me and Lex were like definitely getting into it because we're not making any money.

Like I need to start making money. Like, why are we doing this? But I don't know. I think we just always knew that we had something really good and eventually people were going to catch on. And so we just thugged it. The full season is available to binge right now. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

You can have opinions. You can have like a strong stance. And then there's your body having its own program. I'm Dr. Maya Shunker, a cognitive scientist and host of the podcast, a slight change of plans, a show about who we are and who we become when life makes other plans. We share stories and scientific insights to help us all better navigate these periods of turbulence and transformation. There is one finding that is consistent, and that is that our resilience rests on our relationships. I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change. We have to be willing to live with a kind of uncertainty that none of us

LISICs. Listen to a slight change of plans on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. So this is, I don't think so, honey. Whatever. You know what it is. Okay. I explain it every single time on the episode and every single time when I get to the explanation,

it's end. I'm like, why did I do that? Well, if you don't know, pause right now and go and listen to any other episode. Any other episode, I'll explain it on every single one. The work. Okay. Matt Rogers has one. This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey.

His time starts down. I don't think so honey, Andrew Lloyd Weber being like, well, we can't do the balcony scene in Evita because we have gun laws in Britain. The reason they can't do it is because there's no balcony at that theater that would make it logistically feasible. I don't think so, honey, that we needed to make it about gun violence. And now we're picturing Zegler getting snipe. And now I'm picturing it. And I'm sure now she is. I was like, well, yeah, I guess that was an option.

Wasn't thinking about it. But let's just remind all of America. They let them do it in. The wound is that we're walking around with, which is that we have no goddamn gun laws, but that is not the reason. They let the boy walk around. Rachel Zagler cannot do this element,

and I'm sure they'll think of something. Here's an idea. You blast her out into Times Square. She does it from there. From a cannon. I like that idea, Jamie Lloyd. But I will say. Five seconds.

We didn't need to go there, Andrew Lloyd Weber. Kind of similar to Cinderella, the bad musical. Oh, you know, the one year old. One minute. There you go. Shots. That's really funny. Shots fired and not in that way.

He could have said the same thing for Sunset Boulevard. They did it eight times a week. They did it eight times a week. He's out there for a while. Something that was so fun was what I can't remember the theater, the St. James. What theater is the St. James? Right across from Sardis. If you went to Sardis during intermission, you got to live watch every time.

We get a martini and sit at the plate glass windows and they just watch Tom got on the street. That's fine. It was really fun. It was really fun. Sunset Boulevard. You can't hear a thing. You're getting to watch this person with like the audio of cart. It's cool.

It was awesome. I love when they add a little. You know, I saw it four times. Yeah. I would have. It was. If I was rich like you. Oh,

please. Drag her. Oh, after the drama. Sell it. Sell it. Sell it. Sell it.

Sell it. Sell it. Yeah. Don't forget about that $200. thousand dollar prize from rude. Melt it down and make jewelry. We should go see Lost Boys. I'm really glad.

Let's do it. I would love that. That would be fine. I really want to see Lost Boys. We should do it. We should play them. Go. No, no, no.

You have an Idol? No, I just was, Andrew Lloyd Weber. I can't believe he said that. But we've moved on. That's so funny. He's one of our most be-saying things, people. Yeah, he'd be, he'd been rich too long.

I'll never forget when he was a guest judge on American Idol years and years and years ago. And they were doing the music of Andrew Led Weber, which, sure. And that was a coincidence. coincidence actually. They put them his gas before they figured out. It just happened. They were doing it and

this girl was singing memory or something. Yeah, that's one of the ones. And he was like, no, no, no. Remember, when you sing this,

you're an old glamapus. And this 17 year old girl from fucking Iowa. He definitely said the word glamapose. If he is a glamorpus. And I'll never forget.

They, when Joel McHill hosted the soup years ago, he just played the clip about 18 times in a row of glamapose. And I did think the soup was the height of comedy. No, but this is good. Direct to Rachel Zegler, because I know you're watching. You always do. When you're Avita up there, you're a glamour posse. You're a glamorpus. Don't you dare forget it. She knows.

She knows, but it bears repeating. You're a glamor purse up there. Kathy's not a glamour puss. Aveda is a glamour puss. Aveda is a glamour puss. She can play emirals. Get it? Yeah.

Yep. You know what I listen? You know what was on my, for sure, top five most played, but I think Spotify, like, couldn't compute this level of gay, so it didn't make it. What year are we talking? It was the phone call scene from Sunset Boulevard when Nicole is like, is this. This is safer.

Yes. I'm calling. And it's just this whole crazy ass phone. Do you know? where you live. And Spotify wouldn't put it on there. I was just, I listened to it so many times.

It was good. And it, and it, and it, and it charted for Matt. Yeah. Wait, were you guys,

did we, did we see the Glenn Close revival revival together? Yes. For my birthday. It was just her shoes because we were so far back. Yeah.

And everyone's clapping because of her entrance. We could only see her little feet. We were screaming. We were in, we were in probably the third row from the back. It was like 15 of us.

We all bought tickets. $17. $17 each to Sunset Boulevard the revival with Glenn close. Well, this was the 80s. She comes out. Just her feet are showing what's all we can see.

And we're screaming. That's bad direction and blocking. They don't care about the pores. She should have done it like this. Uh-oh. Don't show a hole. And it was funny because she was like, we have one. Yeah, yeah.

Well, we wish. We can't get one. Hog-eye. Hog-eye. Ha-g-ha. All right. Oh, God. Do I have one?

Do you? I mean, I found mine just before. I can do one if you don't have it. Do you need to go first? I forget if that's required. Actually, since we break form all the time here, it's true. Maybe Josh goes. You have one? Yeah. With one minute. It came to me earlier. This is Joshua D. Sharp. I need to get this off my chest. I don't think so, honey. And his time starts now. I don't think so, honey, to all you folks at home beating your meat to how sexy my voice sounds right now. Oh, I hate how much y'all.

are stroking your hogs because my voice is just so sexy stroking those pussies and those cocks just because I have such a sexy sexy voice I don't think so honey

y'all are a little pervert pickies let me be just because my voice sounds like sex 30 seconds oh I don't think so honey I don't think that y'all are about to come because of my voice right now this is just too much

I don't want y'all to come because I sound so fucking and you're watching me too. I don't think so, honey, don't come. It is a podcast. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Don't come. Come on. Come.

Kamala coded. Don't fucking come right now. I don't think you can come. Do not come. And that's one minute. Wow. We can't cut that down for socials. No one did come.

Did I ask you to play the whole thing? That's all podcasts. DJ, run it back, hit the track. Hit the track. I've got one. Oh God, I really need one. That was amazing. That was really good.

I'm important. I needed to remember that. This is Boniangs. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. What's the deal with sparkling water? Oh, here she goes.

Oh, and it's spicy and you like it. And sparkling will not when the lights are off. There's no light to refract through the bubbles. Fascinating. Isn't that interesting? And yet we still call it that. You know what we call it in other languages? Water with air.

Because that's all it is. Let's not give it too much editorializing by calling it sparkling. And that's 30 seconds. The Jaron doesn't really need to be there, does it now? You can say sparkle water. Sparkling is just... Still in process. Still in process.

And it's ephemeral, honey, like all things in life. At one point it will stop sparkling and bubbling. Let it be what it is, which is just carbonated water, which you would have to make out of some crazy contraption. Five seconds. Your phosphates in that, and it would be okay. I want my sodas sweet and not neutral slash spicy. That's one minute.

I love that. Spicy. You're so right. Everywhere else. Corn gas. And also, syn gas. Zing gas. It's interesting that that's the binary.

With air or without air? Can I ask a question? Clarifying question. Yes. Gerind. This is just a word with ING? No, it is a specific use of the ING. But most ING verbs are going to be JERNs.

Okay, so ING inaction is in process. Yes, yes, yes. Kissing, I was running, I was picking. Yes, choosing. Well, yeah. I was fisting. Fisting. Fisting.

Fucking. Jerking. Lying. Stoking. I was allowing. Allowing. I was steaming. Steaming?

I can't believe that I called my man cheating. I'm trying to think of the next line. No, I know. I'm sorry, I skipped one. I was steaming. Well, he was scheming. I was beaming in the beam just steaming. Ooh, here's a question.

Is it still a gerund if they stylized it like steaming? Yeah, sure. That's a jaron. Yeah, I was going to say, you got me, girl. Girl. That's what you get here on Los Colteristas. incisive wordplay incisive so these have been really really good so far today how will I compete and I do not envy you Aaron Jackson you can pass no one's done it but you always have the option

to go pass I have one I think okay it's good it's gonna be I think jaren I think I thinking I think I have one I thinking okay ready this is Aaron Jackson's I don't think so honey as time starts now I don't think so honey that the kitchen The room of the kitchen continues to be dirty. You clean it very well. Bleach the whole gag. Not but a day later. Stains upon the floor once again.

And all you did was get some yogurt out. It's not like you've made a big marineropot and had it bubbling for all your nonos and nanos. You simply got a slop a yogurt in a bowl. And then suddenly you cover, you have to once again reach for the mop. And I don't think so, honey, that room has got an attitude. 15 seconds. And it needs to figure itself. Why so many staying?

Give him extra time. No. Two minutes. I would like that room to take a note from bed, living or math, even. A little less noise from you, kitchen. I don't think so, honey. You're filthy. Give him extra time.

It's one minute. But he ended it himself. You don't think bath? Bad has an attitude. But there's soap in there. So it just sort of gets a little cleaner. And sometimes I feel like I clean the toilet with a simple bit of bleach and it's good for like a week. No, toilet has an attitude.

Toilet has an attitude. No, y'all got to go back in your kitchen. I bet you right now it's dirty. I'm agreeing with you. But I'm saying the toilet be doing the same thing. Next, you clean it, then you go pee and poop instantly. It dirty again. I think because there's water in it, it just goes away quicker.

You used the plungeer. You use the brush to clean the toilet. Did you know. Pia poop is nasty, y'all. Ever thought about cooking with soap? Mm. Bitch. You are wise.

I just open your eyes. You are wise, people. I just open your mom. Nona. Nana. No. No. My nann.

No. Nona and nano's in your no-n-n-no's. Soup stew. Soup stew. Come on in. Nona. Nana, I made soup stew. I made soup stew.

And this time with soap. Death, he died doing what he loved, a bad bit. Died doing what he loved a bad bit. It was a good bit, Josh. It was a good soup, stew. Drama desk, my love. Drama desk, my love. Drama desk nominee.

When Rocky Horror was a critics pick. Yes. We were at the after party. Reese Havix slash Austin Spiro, legendary legend ball. First thing they say when they walk in is, Critics pick my love. And that made us laugh so hard. So all night we were going,

critics pick my love. And so that truly when I say the morning of drama desk, I get a voice memo from Austin Sparrow. Drama Desk, my love. Drama Desk, my love. It's the new sickening, no. Stickening.

No. Drama desk, my love. When you take a brush from the toilet or the plunger, you clean it with bleach, you let it dry, you put it back in. Two seconds later you go back to the bathroom. Why is the holder covered in shit?

this is what I'm talking about it is kitchen and bathroom do not let bathroom off the hook and also bathroom like your shower curtain gets mold when you did nothing wrong it's crazy you want to know what the red is the red? Oh God don't ruin our lives the red thing on the on like the plastic

like if you I don't have this anymore but I remember in college I'm trying to have a weekend is this going to ruin my weekend but when you have like a plastic shower curtain lining and sometimes it gets pink yeah yeah fucking like blood no no no it's like it's like a mold slash algae kind of situation.

Oh, nice. I didn't realize it's mold. It's terrible. But that's life. It's chocolate. Life get moldy sometimes. I need to bring back to chocolate. But we still keep eating it.

It's chocolate. We were at some. Hey, wouldn't you agree life get moldy sometimes? We still keep eating it. What is mold if not a living thing? Thank you. Bless her, bless that mold. It's a beautiful thing growing through the cracks of something hard and challenging.

All right. Everyone, guess the title of one of, this is the last thing we're going to do in the episode. Guess the title of one of the Ariana Grande, AG8. Now we know it's called Petal. You cannot guess Petal. Yeah, right, right, right. But guess the title of an Ariana Grande track. And if any of us are right, I don't know what happens.

Okay. But we'll figure out. If we'll give us to write, the other buy them an all expense paid trip to. Los Angeles, Los Angeles, California. Exactly. We'll grab a big L.A. girls. Yeah.

And this is the last thing we're going to do. Comfort Plus. So I just want to say everybody only gets one hour to make their pick because this is the last thing we're going to do.

Okay. So an hour apiece. Okay. So just like four more hours. Okay. Josh, you're first. Well, that's an hour. So it's time.

There's going to be a song called Ruded. Wow. Wow. Really good. R-O-O-T-E-D. Or R-U-D-D-R-U-D.

R-U-D-U-T-E. R-U-T-E. Ruded. R-R-R-R-R-t. All I'll say is, there's a song called rooted. Rooted. Rooted. Rooded.

Either hard, hard D or soft tea. Oh, like, or it's about RuPaul. Rood. Rood. Rood. Rood. Rood. Rood.

Rood. Rood. Rood. What about you, Aaron? Rooded. Um, the song will be called wet wind. Wet wind. After you make your guess,

Put your mic away because you're done with the episode. W-H-E-T. Wet wind. Do you want to go? Wet-wind. Yeah. There will be a song on the album pedal. On the first Ariana Grande album under her new baby doll music imprint called Lost in the House.

This is my guess for the Ariana Grande song title on pedal. Boca, Boca, Boca. And it's going to be, people don't know if she's talking about her homeland. Yeah. Or the Spanish word for mouth. The Spanish word for mouth three times. Could be either.

I don't know what kind of era she's in. Is she in a retrospective era or a little position's horror era? Hor era. I'm pushing away. That was a great exercise. And we really didn't get that into for the tour, which I think we'll have to say for a new day. wanting more.

More. More. I thought you said Lorne. Sorry. Lorna. Because I'm in the industry. Lorna Dern. Say this again.

Do you guys want to promote anything? I wish everyone would read a book. Thank you. Any book will do. Why not mine? Yeah. Why not?

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