Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - "Stinka" (w/ Sam Taggart)

Episode Date: February 28, 2018

Quick tip: You HAVE to be visual!Club Comic, Self-Taught Drummer, Repeat Guest, and STINKA Sam Taggart joins Matt & Bo in the new "work in progress" FDPN studio for an episode that will have you singing! No cultural stone goes UNTURNED: they talk Antoni from Queer Eye, Omorosa, Fish Women, Arepas, Clive Davis being an asshole, the aftermath of Jennifer Aniston's breakup (beautifully rendered live on mic through improvisation), Drag Race, SJP, and -- you guessed it -- more! Plus, Sam reveals the name of his new cologne, "Crust Prep"; Matt receives a text saying that Frozen on Broadway's version of "Let It Go" is the gag of the century; and Bowen has hate in his heart for Kings Of Leon.LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasSUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!CONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASTforeverdogpodcasts.com/las-culturistas  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. We have to address one thing. The elephant in the room. The elephant in the room, which is the room we're in, which is no longer the little Harry Potter broom closet we were in. That was a crazy twist that the elephant in the room was the room.

Wow. Crazy twist. How meta. It's so big here. I already love it here. Yeah, me too. I feel very big here. I already love it here. Yeah, me too. I feel very at home. I feel very at home.

We have a cultarista hat perched on a bookshelf. To remind us where we came from. To remind us where we came from. We have a Forever Dog studio marquee. We have a Phillies player Matryoshka doll. It's great.

I have notes. I have notes about the space for sure. It's a work in progress. We need a table. We'll get a table. We're going to get a little table for that light over there.

And we're going to get a little end table for the light. Just want to make sure we're covered on tables. But I got to say, the books are a gaggery. There's such a great variety. You know, it's very masculine, but I see some Zadie Smith. I see some good stuff. I see great variety. There's some Black Panther comics at the bottom.

Who's reading these books? I think Alex and HPJ. You guys hang out in here and read the books? I think Alex and HPJ. You guys hang out in here and read the books? Oh, okay. I don't know. I don't judge you what you base to do on your free time. We just want to congratulate Forever Dog. For reading.

For reading and for just moving into this great new space. Oh, it's beautiful. That is literally two blocks away from my apartment. Oh, my God. That's privilege. That is privilege. That is privilege to be so close to the podcast studio that's i i agree i agree just every time you walk in here know that it's been really hard for me to

get here from from 40 minutes away absolutely and um you know this is an oppression narrative for you and yeah thank you for noticing support you but i can't fully ever experience what you are experiencing right did you notice um speaking of, did you notice my ensemble today? Yeah. Okay, Matt walked in. He said, we're giving you full Antony drag. Is that what you said? Something to that effect.

It was those words. That was it. That was fully it. Thank you for comparing. And our guest and I fully groaned. We said, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, again, a small voice, but a mighty one. And I will not be silenced.

Well, let's get our guest in. Free Anthony. Hashtag free Anthony. From what? Free him from what? Let me in on this conversation. Let's get him in. Bring him in.

Let's read the credits. We're going to bring him in. Here are the credits, bitch. He hosts the monthly shows, the amazing monthly shows here in Brooklyn. Future Forms and Stevie. Future Forms on a rotating list of venues. And Stevie at Our Wicked Lady. Amazing shows that we've both done. With Drew and Marsh.

Drew and Marsh and with Julio and Mary and Joe. Julio, Mary, Joe. A rotating cast. And this is the guy. This is the reason why he's on. We want him to talk about his incredible new solo show. We can't wait to see it. Oh my God poster is amazing you did great work on that with a little help from sisters weekend michael love it angelo club comic y'all club comic y'all it's gonna be

so good you guys have to see union hall union hall march 7th at 8 p.m honey get your tickets now they're gonna go i live i'll be there and they're gonna go bitch I'll be there as well It's two days after my birthday so I'm making it my birthday party Please welcome our guest Sam Taggart Oh my gosh hello thank you so much for having me This is a true honor and a pledge

Two times He's our third two timer And this is historic this is huge Okay Sam what do you think about Antony Let's just dive in When you were like what is he guilty of it's like truly murder he is it's not whether he killed before it's where he hid the bodies he is a full-on murderer you can see it in his eyes this is the sixth or seventh time i've heard this and now i'm realizing it's not just like a funny joke everyone's

making it's a belief that he's a murderer for real this is real this is fully real it was an immediate like I saw him come on screen and I was like I felt the fear strike my heart I understand did Gizmo your dog bark at the screen he started barking birds birds started

hitting the windows and I said this is it I'll say sheesh she show no is it what is it a look in his eyes what exactly it's the smirk it's the tone there's just like this it's still like handsomeness that's like wait a minute this is a trap yeah and someone pointed out to me uh that the way he says Arepa, and I didn't notice this, but the way he says Arepa, I don't know exactly how he said it. So this is still some work that I have to do. And Arepa is the right way that you're supposed to say it?

Like if we're going to work with Spanish pronunciation. His language is very complicated. It is absolutely complicated. I believe Arepa is the Spanish way to pronounce it. Okay. Crazy thing to be on record for i think he may have pronounced it like arepa arepe like some insane way to pronounce it some way that he colonized the language i'm willing to look past the mispronunciation i like i read your your

article today thank you stunning writing the prose was just touching wow but you know i couldn't help but disagree with everything you thought. Everything I thought? Yes. Okay. Did you agree with anything I thought? All of it. Thank you.

I knew what I was walking into today. I knew the way the tides would turn. And I will say this. I refuse to be bullied or silenced. Wow. Us, hashtag free Antony. We are a minority in this country. And this is the year of minorities

being heard we're here we love anthony listen to us free anthony hashtag free anthony to me it's like i i truly was just like who cast him like what what geniuses honey if you look at his fucking imdb page it's full of read d list roles like He was an actor. D-list roles. I would kill for those credits. The blacklist, honey? The blacklist. I'm saying under fives, he's at my level, our level, all of our levels. Listen to this stupid bitch. Listen to this privileged bitch.

And I'm not traipsing around Georgia being like, what's a thirst trap? Oh, look at this. It's a grapefruit. Did he not know what a thirst trap was? I think so. I don't remember that. Don't cast him then. Like, it's insane.

I think it's genius. I think he obviously has us talking. He has us talking. And you know the last person who had us talking this way became president of the United States. I thought you were going to say Omarosa. It's awful. He's bringing down the dialogue to a level where it shouldn't be. He's

shitting on queer for the straight guy's legacy. Were you a fan? You know, slightly. This TV show used to be the highest gay makeover show in the land. And now

it's disgrace. Go off, queen. Go off, queen. Oh, my God. Fine. What's the gold standard? Property Brothers? I'm not familiar.

You don't know Property Brothers? The incestual twins? Yeah, they're twins. I'm familiar with the concept. I'm just saying, like, I'm coming into this as, like, you know, not super familiar with makeover shows in general but you know what you're feeling exactly and i i love the other four love them and love you know what at the end of the day love anthony fellow canadian love him but this is a question that i have we know that he's a good person right okay good because now it's getting to the point where like people are like we hate him and then you never know what these people on the twitter on the instagram what is

what is these people mean people who comment people who comment oh like you don't comment i don't comment oh like you don't comment although i did i will cop to this i will cop to this i did send tan a message oh i said what tan got on his insta story and was discussing how he was getting a lot of kind of crazy dms about how people were disappointed that they went on megan kelly's show oh they were like why did you go on megan kelly's show and so he took to insta story and he was like hi guys a lot of you are DMing asking why we did Megyn Kelly. It was to reach an audience. It's not about like whose show it is. It's about the audience that we can reach.

And our show is in a rare position to do that. And then he goes, and I just also want to say that a lot of what you guys are saying is absolutely disgusting. And so I really wanted to like address that because it's really gross and nobody ever deserves to be talked about this way. I love it. And I commented, I was like, thank you for doing that. That was good. I was like, you turned it. That is a little period that any that that that's the thing that you have to end on for

every kind of statement, like, you know, thing like that, where you're just like, also, by the way, this is crazy. How could you ever say that? Yeah. I hope people can find the distinction between lovingly talking about something because you're obsessed with it. And it's a gen genuinely a good thing and generally a good thing in your life.

And like hatred. So Anthony is a good person, but Sam, what's the over and under on him being his actual serial killer? He's like, see that would fall under bad person for me personally. I don't know. I mean,

we don't know. Maybe he's doing like a Dexter thing where he's like killing only criminals. Like he definitely has the thirst for blood. And like, I don't like i mean we don't know maybe he's doing like a dexter thing where he's like killing only criminals like he definitely has the thirst for blood and like i don't like on a base level think the thirst for blood is like a bad thing how you process that absolutely absolutely who's someone with a thirst for blood that's great tanya harding tanya omorosa and great i don't know is she great let's talk about oh let's talk about ms marosa okay ms oh wow um we don't we don't actually have to have a conversation about this omarosa though is spilling all the tea she's spilling all the tea is she is she changing in your public

no she's awful okay good but again just checking on the temperature she's doing a slight service and it barely balances out all the horrible things yeah all of that like when people are like actually i made a mistake it's like you knew it was obvious before it wasn't some trick it was plain also i just want to say and no i'm gonna say this i don't think so honey okay yeah wow that's great to know there's that passion in the room though that is and i stopped myself and i would i'm going to organize my thoughts a little bit more. That's so cool. It's so cool. Like watching him articulate that point.

Yeah. I mean, taught me about language. Thank you. Really? Probably is. Yeah, absolutely.

I'm sure Bowen's right. I'm, I would never question Bowen when it comes to languages. Thank you. So many. He knows so many he knows so many sam i know but a one and to think that english is his third language crazy yeah it is it's true i'm just accepting that i'm doing do you think that's the most amazing thing about you yes yes absolutely but you know what i was just talking to someone at work about this

uh and she speaks fluent french and um every day and you're like same same same same same same no i'm i am copying to just not actually knowing my french anymore and i i need to get better at it so if anyone wants to help me immerse um you know let me know if even if it was anthony who knows some of his you know french canadian well there you go i don't know that could be what makes you guys best friends oh my god oh that'd be gorgeous i think you guys would really bond yeah over him teaching you french that would be nice and maybe you could teach him how to cook what if it's a win a date with tad hamilton scenario which is often a scenario that i think about where anthony sees you and falls in love with you. What? Do you keep your take from now or do you go along for the ride like a magic carpet? I think in order to make the narrative more compelling

and to have conflict there, I need to resist his advances. Like Kate Bosworth. Exactly. And I need to be like, no, Anthony, I wrote, I've written about how much I dislike you. I could never, this could never work.

This actually is a good rom-com. I could never, this can never work. And this actually is a good rom. This is good. This is a good rom. This is a modern right now. Wait, has this been done? Like reviewer fucking hate.

Someone meets that person. And is that sort of like you got male ish? I don't know. It's so familiar. It's so familiar. Yeah, it's, it's, it sounds familiar,

but you know what? That's always a good idea when it seems familiar. Yes. But then you find out no one's done it yes yes yes and so um yeah third act you know yeah what happens um instead of an airport chase it's it's um a drone dock chase and i'm about to board a drone that's amazing that's really's really cool. That really makes it current. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway. Oh my God. Wait, who's casting it? Who's casting it?

Oh my God, I can't do the work. You guys do it. Oh my God. Who would I want to see be funny, you know? Because that movie is going to be really,

also have really funny moments. Oh my God. Like her getting off the drone is going to be such a funny moment. Oh my God, Sandra Bullock. Oh, okay, so this is not based on me

and... No, I think Sandra Bullock could play you. It should be straight., Sandra Bullock. Oh, okay, so this is not based on me. No, I think Sandra Bullock could play you. It should be straight. Yeah. It should be straight, absolutely, because that way it's like, you know. Well, people don't like watching me. I know. That's my concern.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my concern. I definitely would love for you to play yourself. I know, but I think Sandra Bullock would just, I think people would want to see it. She would be so fun. She'd be so fun coming off the drone. That scene I just pitched.

Imagine it. She'd be so fun. So fun. so fun coming off the drone. That scene I just pitched. Imagine it. She'd be so fun. I would want to cast Antony as himself, but he doesn't have much experience with anything over five lines, so I don't know. I think we take the risk with Antony. You gotta, I mean, those people that are gonna see it, they're gonna see the bloodlust,

and it's not that I'd have a problem with that. It's just like they will kind of not buy it it's very polarizing how would it do overseas how would it do internationally you have to think about that you have to think about that if you think about that that's like where they make their money absolutely something

every Hollywood boardroom everyone always brings up China now this is true every action movie you have to have a car chase in South Korea that ends in a gunfight. Mm-hmm. You have to. Yes.

You have to have that. You have to. Also, that's a Black Panther reference. I also, not a spoiler alert, I still love how in Black Panther, even though some of it takes place in South Korea,

the Asian people, the Asian characters are still relegated to just being like fish women, like fish sales people. Fish, not fish women in the real sense because we can believe that

in the world but they are women who sell fish damn it anyway well and she's a bouncer and she's a bouncer and fine she like is cool with Andy circus fish women I'm gonna just go ahead and say front runner for title of that okay so far they're front

runner because every after every episode we kind of like have a moment where we disagree about the title of F. Okay, fine. Fish Women is so far their frontrunner because after every episode, we kind of have a moment where we disagree about the title of F. So far, just want to check in with everyone, Fish Women. Or Arepa. Or Arepa. Yes, yes. Sam, why don't you tell us a little bit about Club Comic?

Yes, it's what we're gagged for. So Club Comic is this show. So I, you know, a couple of years ago, I made this track called Xmas song we love it was a club track where i speak because i famously can't sing so you know i spoke over a techno beat and this is um sort of an exploration into that world again um with um you know a fuller concept of being a club party pop star and making a bunch of tracks. I love that.

It's a throwback to like, you know, Michael Musto. It's like it's a little party monster but modernized with a comedic bent infused into stand-up. Is this an accurate description? I think that's a very accurate description.

It's trying to find that mark between Paris Hilton's drunk text and LCD sound systems losing my edge. Okay, that's beautiful. Okay, that's amazing. That's very visual. And here's the thing, though. Sam knows rhythm,

and this is what separates Sam from, let's say, a Countess Luanne doing Chic C'est La Vie. It's that Sam has an understanding of rhythm because he is a drummer this is true this is fact i didn't know you were a drummer you didn't no for my bulging arm but you're not walking around drumming that's true you're not going out to the clubs drumming i don't advertise as such yeah you advertise as mostly uh comic and friend yes um but drumming have you been doing that your whole life uh no i

started in college uh picked up the self-taught yeah we had a music room because he knows rhythm because i knew internally a natural it was a natural fit and i would play with my friends and then i moved to new york and played in a couple of bands for a little bit yeah and it was very fun yes of course any interest in revisiting that it sort of is sort of i sort of am yeah but the music scene is like way more serious and i am not yeah i'm good at that what is the music scene anyway anymore i don't know i actually am so disconnected honestly at this point, at this point, I am also extremely disconnected. Well, I mean, I guess like, and also how you get started in the music industry. That's so bizarre.

Yeah. Like, at NYU, they had that really weird Clive Davis recorded music, like, concentration. Oh. It was like a school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Clive Davis. And you, I guess, could learn to be a pop star. Oh, my God.

Is this real? Yeah. I mean, like, people went there. Did anyone get Davis. And you, I guess, could learn to be a pop star. Oh, my God. Is this real? Yeah, I mean, like... Did anyone get paid from it? Somebody was in it. They're not coming to my head right now, but... Clive Davis, really? Is that... It's...

Maggie Rogers. Maggie Rogers. Yeah, Maggie Rogers. Oh, my God. Okay. Have you heard Maggie Rogers? Yes. Oh, my God.

And the thing is, she wasn't even the one I was thinking about. I'm still not landing on this other one, but I know that some... Oh. It's like a Chantel type... Oh, no. It's like an R&B singer. I'm just not landing on one of those. Do they teach the students at the Clive Davis fucking

thing how to, you know, make themselves more palatable to a wide audience like they did Whitney? I think they do teach branding. By the way, my friend Kia was in it. Kia Victoria was in it.

Oh, Kia was in it. Yeah, now she's like, she's got deals. She's got deals. I do want to say, everyone should read this New York Times piece about how Clive Davis

destroyed Whitney. Absolutely. I'm extremely anti-Clive Davis. Wait, I haven't heard about this. Oh, Clive Davis is a monster. Total monster. Well, there was the documentary about this. Oh, Clive Davis is a monster. He... Total monster. Well, there was the documentary about Whitney, about how...

Which basically said, you know, she left, lived her life closeted sexually. Whether she was bisexual or a lesbian is up for debate, but she was in a long relationship with, like, this woman that was the love of her life. Robin. Robin. Yes.

And it was extremely hidden from the public eye. And most of that had to do with two people, which was her mother, who was very religious. Very controlling. Sissy. And very controlling. And Clive, who was like focused on making her the biggest pop diva in the world.

Yes. And you just couldn't be in a same-sex relationship and be that. And so Clive Davis, who we find out later on, is himself closeted. Is himself closeted. Wow. And so Clive Davis, who we find out later on, is himself closeted. Is himself closeted. Wow. And he just came out, I mean, a few years ago,

and like, here we go. So think about that. Think about someone who stays closeted sexually for 85 years. Like, that's who we're dealing with here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's how little he cared about the artist. He didn't care about himself.

So like, he really kind of like fucked whitney up i think that he knew i don't this is like alleged but it was pretty common knowledge that she was doing drugs etc also he had like a big public fight with kelly clarkson oh really there was an entire chapter of his book that was like she sucks to work with not sure if she would have made it in the um music industry without american idol she was a cry baby over songs that i picked for her and and made her a huge star she didn't want to sing them her instincts were always wrong i was always right nothing she says is true and so she comes out with a statement and she's like no actually fuck this i'm not gonna lie down and take this he's

lying he's misremembering incidents here's specifically what happened and then she wrote like about specific incidents and mistakes that he's making in his book oh my god so she like fully went up against him good for her and then i think a lot of people like really respect her for that because i think he has done this with a lot of artists over time i think people understand that what she's doing is speaking truth to power in a real way yes and i think that's why she's so supported in the music industry because people know she's a fucking great singer and she speaks up for what's right like kelly clarson is an icon and you know what you know i have shit talked to her in the past and that's actually why i did this to say fuck you you know what i'm gonna continue to shit talk her in the future because it's brave fun it is it is it's very fun she's it's very fun to make fun of her i sort of did on the last episode you did yeah well i was saying that like as a 16 year old like

it's hard to hide you're gay when you're like my favorite singer is kelly clarkson because people aren't going to be like oh he likes you like britney spears like he wants to fuck you can fake less hard, less easy to get away with that when your favorite singer is Kelly Clarkson publicly at 16. At the time, though. She could get away with that. A little bit.

One time my best friend at the time said, I just wish she showed more skin. Wow. And like the gay man in me like shivered when that happened. I was like, I hate this. To me, honestly, that reads more like something

a gay man would say. today current my yes yes we become our bullies we become our bullies rule number 48 of culture is gay men become our bullies and we dress up as them yes yes and treat everyone like garbage like every day is like straight boy Halloween. We're always dressing up. It is. It is. Okay, Sam, you've written some new materials, new songs, new materials. I have six, maybe seven new tracks.

Okay. Yes, yes, yes. I've worked with a couple of producers. Come on, produce. I'm so excited for the show. Me too. I'm really excited. And there's going to be a lot of mesh.

Yeah. I think we were going to say math. Strongest out of choice. Yeah. It's like a throwback to 90s culture. I really love the photos and the images. I think it's great. I also think it's genius to have you spell out the words in the title. His body is contorted to spell the letters.

It's amazing. He showed me an early rough raw photo of it did you get it because i did because you know what i said i go this is this is so cool this is like was and i didn't even ask this is i didn't even say this is like i said are you referencing rupaul's viva glam campaign for mac in the 90s and the answer was yes 100 percent wow deeply yes but that was uh that was sisters weekend's idea fully they came up with the design and they shot the photos and i saw you the day that the same day no no the day after you shot because you still had silver paint on your body yeah i painted my entire body silver

and it's there's still some in my ears that's it's nasty you have to you must take care of that guys take care of yourself sam is famously a stinker which means he this is true i was wondering if this would come up today because i don't think it did come up on the first time it did not come up it did not come up sam is a famous stinker which means that he is um let's say very sparing about just personal hygiene i would say is that a minimalist he's minimalist there you go when it comes to social is that a fear of products or a fear of conforming to hygiene i think it's a little bit of both okay okay okay because it's like one it's my own you know special brand yes yes yes people know when i'm coming and people and also like once you start like where do you stop oh i'm worried about the slippery slope aspect of taking care of myself what will your fragrance be called if you could just give

everyone like what your scent is like what your vibe is like what's the fragrance how do you brand it i feel like it would be called like like i think it's salty salty i think it's called stinker crust prep oh my god honestly maybe that's the one no my personal brand is uh crust prep because i was like if you saw a photo you'd be like he's clean yeah yep 100 oh my god that is privilege that is looking clean but being crusty bitch mine would be called beachy but you wouldn't know if it would be bitchy or literally beachy like the long island okay that's fun that's fun you have to say it like that but when what's your mine would be called um thesaurus oh yeah oh because there's something else you could get

that would be a little bit better. Yeah. Because there's something else you can get. That'd be a little bit better of a descriptor, more specific. But also sort of off. Sort of off the mark. Like, that's not the one, and you'll keep coming back to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He looked like a little angel. I mean, he looked so fresh. And his name, Elian Gonzalez, will make headlines everywhere. Elian Gonzalez. Elian. Elian. Elian. Elian.

Elian. Elian Gonzalez. At the heart of the story is a young boy and the question of who he belongs with. His father in Cuba. Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or his relatives in Miami. Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. At the heart of it all is still this painful family separation.

Something that as a Cuban, I know all too well. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, as part of the My Cultura podcast network available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Now, I want to talk about... It could be a good dinosaur, too. It could be a great dinosaur.

A thesaurus. Oh, my God. I think I saw a thesaurus in Jurassic World 3, or 2. Oh, my God. Yes. Sam. That's like a popsicle stick joke for a 10-year-old. Jurassic World 3 or 2. Oh my god. That's like a popsicle stick joke for a 10-year-old. Hold on, wait. Thesaurus emerges as a contender

for title. Thesaurus emerges. It's also in the race. Ooh, baby. You know what? Let me just pull back a little. I'm loving the vibe of the new space. Me too. It's very casual in a good way i do i sorry i know we've like already ganged up on you on the

anthony that's fine you know what by all means literally my haters make me stronger kisses to my critics oh like okay never mind it's like black panther suit you know like wow exactly yeah but um when i walked in i was like gorgeous when I walked in, I was like, gorgeous. When Bowen walked in, he was like, stunning. And the first thing he said when you walked in was, needs work. Yeah, needs work. Now it's a monster. I'm a bitch.

I'm a famous bitch. Oh, my God. That's why I look up to Adam Rippon. This is what I think about Adam Rippon. Is he a famous bitch? Here we go. This is what I think about. Yes, he's a famous bitch.

He calls himself a bitch. But like, he's like, bitch, like, winky. Like, I'm not really. I think deeply there is someone there. is what i've been saying that is someone who knows where he wants to sit in a restaurant like he walks in he says we want to sit outside by the water and if there is no water you fucking dig a hole and put water in it and you get a little like adam ripon wants to sit next to the water i like do not see that i see more like he's trying to be like i think he's trying so hard to be like hashtag relatable gay that's it that's it and that like it's like he's doing like just enough bitchy to be like but you don't think

who he really is is like someone who wants it absolutely he's probably like he would be like a monster to the help but you know his whole thing in a fun way in a fun mainstream way that's debatable because I feel I was like you know what Adam I'm approaching Adam the same way I'm approaching Anthony which is coming from a place of love and

acceptance but we support the moment that I disengaged from I remember this moment Sam remembers this moment no you don't i remember this so distinctly it was raining yeah it was raining i when when fucking adam did that press conference where he was like i'm still getting used to being like america's sweetheart i was like fuck you i love it i thought he's unapologetic i thought you were gonna like i'll actually like that part that's when i was like, fuck you, man. I love it. He's unapologetic. I thought you were going to say, like, I actually like that part. That's when I was like, I'm in.

What I'm not in is, like, the part I thought you were going to bring this up. They were like, on a scale of Reese. Reese Witherspoon to Elmo, how excited are you? And he goes, Meryl Streep. I didn't get that. That didn't read for me. That was a weak moment for him because I was like, that wasn't the answer. He was glitching.

He was totally glitching. He gay glitched and spit out Meryl Streep because and then the reporter was like that doesn't really make sense no no and then he goes and then like the reporter's like okay and then he goes if that makes sense and then the reporter's like I don't think it does

wait who's that queen she was she I loved her I was like get her I escaped it we need her as a guest I mean look, look, Adam's great, and he does an insane workout. He is representing bitches, not LGBT. LGBT community is confused that he's representing them. Now he's representing bitches. Okay, which is another oppressed minority.

Absolutely. It's time. We're here. Guy Branum has been chastising me over text being like, why are you on board with him? He's representing all representing all of us he wants to we haven't been seen in the past he's he's showing everybody what it's like to be seen blah blah blah which i sort of get but then he sent me a screenshot first of all of like a lewis vertel tweet and i was like okay what and then it was an adam rapon tweet it was too like like you're shady i know i'm afraid to speak on this subject no no it was fine it was just like i was like what wait what am i then it was an Adam Rippon tweet. It was too like, like, You're shady. I know, I'm afraid to speak on this subject.

No, no, no, it was fine. It was just like, I was like, wait, what am I? No, it was just a moment of like, wait, what am I reading? But it was like,

Adam quote tweeting someone who tweeted at him, who even is Adam Rippon. And then Adam Rippon quote tweeted that to say, I don't know who isn't. And I'm like, that's also something

that doesn't make sense. Are we thinking he might not be with it? He might not get it? He might be a little bit of an Antony. No, Antony gets it deeply. Antony has a great personality. He's fun. He gets it. He gets the joke.

Fine, fine, fine. No one with a great personality wears two Strokes t-shirts in a season of eight episodes. Like, how did Wardrobe... I think that they do. Wardrobe should have been like, wait a minute. Wait a minute, Anthony. You have another one of this that you wore on Tuesday.

You don't think Wardrobe dressed him themselves? I don't know. Who knows? Use your thinking, Catbo. You've been on sets. You famously look as much as Anthony. You've been on sets. You famously as much as Anthony. You've been on sets. You bring your own shit.

Not always. Wow. Most of the time, honey. No, honey. Okay. They fit you. They fit me. They ever keep you ever keep the clothes.

No, I'm not. Who am I? Sarah Jessica. Shout out to Sarah. Shout out to Sarah. I wish I think about that. I thought about that. Does Sarah keep all the clothes

from Carrie Bradshaw? There's a legend that she kept a lot of the clothes from Sex and the City. And I want to get that's aspirational. Well, no one can wear them like SJP.

Oh my God, no one. Stunning. We love. We love. And that's a callback to our first episode which was Sex and the City themed. Yes.

Which is the one we did. It was called Sex, the City, and Sex and the City. Which is like a Samantha-ism, I feel yes yes it's close sam how are you dealing with this with this this satc news oh the the falling off control drama god i mean it's i mean team sjp always always it's like clear that a little off the rails have you seen that YouTube video of her like in her husband

like making music in their apartment I love it that might be all you need to see I don't know that like disqualifies her from some like job no way no way I love that video see that video to me she is an artist

and people forget that like what she did with that video for me. Honestly, she is an artist. She's an artist. And people forget that what she did with that part, Kim Cattrall is incredible. That's the thing that sucks about the whole thing is you don't want it to get to a point where it's like someone takes sides and then it's like, fuck the other one for good because people do that with women so much.

But here's a take I have is she's grieving. You know what I mean? It's hard. Her brother fucking died. I think emotionally she was dealing with the SJP drama in the media. I think they both were thinking about it a lot. And then this fucking came out of nowhere.

Yeah, and it's like, I don't want to talk about this anymore, so I'm going to do something crazy. Like screenshot a message and post it. It was nuts. But you understand where that's coming from. I think there's sympathy on both sides, absolutely. Not everyone gets along.

And I'm a bitch for starting this conversation and being like, Sam, what do you think? I'm a bitch for entertaining the idea of doing this conversation. No, because it is fun to be like, it's like with the Anthony thing. It's fun to bitchily take a strong side at the end of the day like i have love for both of them because they both like are fucking awesome i always say sjp underrated actress yes very good actress very

talented i started divorce last week oh how was it so good i had to stop after like four reps because me and me and misha got they like put us in like it's dressed us out oh no seriously truly we just like tensed up and like we just started bickering it's intense like i actually started watching it at the end of henry and i's relationship too and it made me very in my head i was like oh my god there's a lot of it it connects it's like whoa it's shit. This is real. And you know, I wasn't really a Thomas Hayden church fan. I've never, I've never connected.

Yeah. But this, like he plays it in such a specific way that he really does. Like you, you buy it. Like, I don't know. Thomas Hayden church.

He's got a style that's, I think maybe in the wrong movie, like you don't buy, but like in this show, I'm really feeling it. The chemistry between them is believable. She's got some genuinely funny comedic moments. Yes.

Even in the pilot, the first scene where she like fucking flips him the bird as he's walking away. I'm like, whoa. Yeah. So good. But there was the last scene that she has in the first season. Um,

Oh, I guess I don't want to ruin it for you. That's fine. Ah, I don't want to say, okay, it's good. She just has a great moment at the end when you're like sarah jessica parker for life for life

wow sam yes will you shoot a music video for one of the tracks for a club comic because you got to be visual i mean i know these days you have to be visual if you want to keep up. Absolutely. You know, I'm not sure I would like to, but it requires so much work. And, you know, in this industry. Because you have to get a choreographer. You got to get a choreographer. I mean, lights are like a million dollars. Oh, my God. I was going to say big.

Yeah, expensive. Who has the money? Yeah. I mean, it's insane. I remember like paying for like, like we used to do that a lot. Like you pay like, what was it like 250 for a music video? And like, it looks shitty, but you're proud of it because it happened at all. Yeah.

Yeah. Which is something to be proud of. Absolutely. You're creating it. It is. But it's like, oh, like thinking about getting into that again is like, oh, very tough. I know. So much.

So much. Because I haven't. Yeah. I haven't had to think about that in a while because and which which is just me not not me being like oh like i've moved on from that it's just like i've never you know i just i just don't want to deal with that ever and that's my that we did it a lot right yeah how did you guys do so many vids well there was a several of us so we all pitched in a little bit. Okay, that helps. But I totally disengaged, right?

Like, I wasn't that involved in the video production. I would say, like, well, you did what you did so well for Popper Roulette, which is, like, contribute, like, visually, and you were also an amazing performer in the group. I think everyone, like, had, like, different roles. Shut up. But, like, in terms of money, like, we all threw, like, what, 30 bucks and got

something yeah but i wasn't like you know i wasn't engaged in the i wasn't like production thinking about like you know where where where do locations oh yeah like that is a nightmare that's tough you have to have like in order to be a producer like dave mizzoni has that dave has that instinct but not everyone has that instinct which is like as a producer, it's fucking a lot of work and uncomfortable. Yeah, it's like being annoying to everyone. That's the job. And it's like, I can't do that.

I have to be loved. I know. And especially like being comfortable asking for favors because you are every time. Yeah, always. Because if you like actually got a location, you're paying so much money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's got to be something that's thrown in there because you lucked out or it was free somehow.

I mean, you know. Like the location, it was like your dad's office. Oh, my dad has a building we could use. That's me doing. I even. Oh, finish your joke. A girl. Stunning.

Stunning. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. I transformed. Go off, queen. I even hate when people post on like Facebook, like looking for an office. And I'm like, don't.

Like, this is for. This is sad. I hate seeing this. I know. It makes me sad. Oh, BB. Wait, what? BB.

What were we going to say? I think also oftentimes people know exactly where to find those things and they just post them publicly so it doesn't look like they're bugging them. But it's like, okay. Oh, that's interesting. I don't know. Also, who the fuck am I to say? I don't know how it is.

No, you've been here. Say it. I've been out here and I know people. You all know where the locations are yes you should start commenting that well i quit facebook so oh is that true i can't be bothered cbb well you're this is about a week we're at the week mark how are you feeling i'm feeling pretty good do you have a goal time period that you're aiming for yeah i just want to like until i feel like i can go back to it and it won't be distracting to me.

What I think was a problem was it was in my life as this thing I did instead of work. I wasn't writing new stuff. I was just getting caught up in things that don't matter. Arguing about whatever headline it happens to be that week or whatever bullshit drama is happening instead of doing the work. It's just a distraction. So far, so good. It's been good for me in that respect i'm so impressed but it's hard to not like you know i know feel like it's there it's impossible you're also not missing much no the quality has gone down it like now it's not what it used to be bad website it's a bad website it's where people go when they have a bad feeling to share yeah yeah something to complain about yeah yeah it truly is not yeah there's no like variable

reward anymore to go back and to be like what's gonna happen now you know it's also it's like what am i gonna get out of it this time when i log on right that's gone i mean and also there's the argument that it's like oh sorry that like the reality of the news and everything isn't like exciting and fun for you that's also fun i think facebook is great to like engage with people but you when you have to make a personal choice for like your mental well-being like let people do that like i'll engage in the way i want to on twitter and instagram oh my god the people who are guilt you into like engaging with certain news stories, like, I don't know. You know how present that is, very.

It's very present, but there's such a weird problem with that that I haven't been able to verbalize. But anyway, it's bullying. It's bullying. It's bullying, plain and simple. And have you watched any of Top Model? No. Okay, don't. It's garbage. yeah why getting bad um it's just a bad show and it dumbs down because tyra's a bully and it talks it doesn't respect its audience it talks down to its audience it yeah it's just a bad show but that's what made me literally the word bullying for me triggered

top model the episode was like about bullying and it was so dumb and it was so crazy because the last scene of the show is literally tyra banks telling a girl she's a bad person and that and she doesn't really deserve it this girl isn't bullying anyone in the house she doesn't have any friends because like her personality is a little like tough to connect with and she says things sometimes they're like conceited but she's not a bully if anything she's being bullied and ostracized and tyra's like speech to her at the end is like in order to win this competition you have to be a good person on the outside and the inside and i think you're a good person on the inside but that isn't showing and you need to work and it goes on and on and the girl just eventually goes okay I understand I get it

she's like okay I'm like thank you and Tara's like okay I'm gonna let you go and it's like bitch you just held this girl hostage and told her what a shitty person you are a supermodel you run this show you're a mogul you have everything this girl has very little

you can't stand there and tell her that she's a bad person that's breaking her like it doesn't matter her personality quirks at that point like tyra banks is a bully yeah yeah she is not good it needs to be called out let's talk about because sam two seconds ago said bb let's talk about dark race dark race drag race oh i didn't know the code was being stupid like what's that other word uh um oh like uh well i'm sorry what you know anthony says it iffy a rape a rape okay so he's on record for something different okay important to know awesome all right well okay um uh dark race we we know we sort of know I sort of know where you stand. We all

do. We're all in this team. Through and through. Well, yes. I mean, Aja is killing markedly improved. Markedly improved. How'd she do that? I don't know. I think confidence. I think she's I think she is one of those queens who saw herself on TV

and was like, oh, wait, I come off that way. Yeah. I think not all queens do those queens who saw herself on TV and was like, oh, wait, I come off that way. Yeah. But not all queens do that. She seems like a resilient person. I don't think it was easy on her when things were not good with her and Valentina. I think Valentina's fans probably came to destroy her. And I think you can respond to that in one of two ways.

Say, I don't care. I have this opportunity to be fierce. Let's be fierce or you can literally fade away forever because it's too hard and i feel like she chose to like get very fierce and level her pussy up as she says i love that i love that i love that too i think it's really powerful i think that's so powerful i think mostly everyone else is really boring yes and like sh like, Shangela is like fine. Like she's going to win, but I don't care.

Like who, you don't care about Shangela. Hallelujah. No, I don't think Hollywood was funny. I don't connect with people who don't think it's funny. Really? Yeah.

Hallelujah. Really? To me, it's like, what's funny about it. It's just a catchphrase. I think hallelujah is so funny. I don't know.

I love it. Well, it's like, I'm not like a catchphrase i think hallelujah is so funny i don't know i love it well to me it's like i'm not like a catchphrase queen either like i'm not like coming for the catchphrases but i i come in i say this whole fucking podcast is a series of catchphrases what are you talking about well catchphrase queen i'm just saying yeah in my drag race contestants it's not it's not necessary i whereas some queens you could argue are mostly catchphrase. Okay. Like Jocelyn Fox

is like a wah-wah and not much. I loved wah-wah. I loved Jocelyn too and I loved that catchphrase but it was a large part of her. Wah-wah. It was so short.

She should have won Miss Congeniality. She was fucking 100% fucking Ben. But she got married instead. Which was so nice. Ben. I'm so married instead. Which was so nice.

Ben. I'm so tired of Ben winning. Ben's so good every time. I'm not like, he shouldn't have won. But I am like, who cares? I'm so bored. Yeah, they do something really interesting with Ben this episode. Oh, yeah.

Because I have to tell you, you don't know this. But we've seen the episode. I love this about you guys. Yeah. But also this is going to come out next week when there'll be another episode too. So this is all anyway, but Ben We have to reserve comment on a lot of what you're

saying. The thing with Ben is that you can't really deny it though is the hardest part. No, you can't. You can't deny the competence. In that you can't deny that it's well done or even that you enjoyed it. That it's well done or even that you enjoyed it. That it's well done. I'm more annoyed that the queens aren't better other than Ben.

I'm like, what? Well, who did you want to be there? Who did I want to be there? Well, wasn't Willem supposed to be there? That was rumors. I was sure and I was kind of excited because Willem really shakes things up. See, I don't like Willem. I don't care for Willem, yeah.

I wanted Kim Chi to come back. Yes! Like that would have been so fun. And like I think she's gotten even more confident and she was good on her season. And I wanted to win. Yeah, yeah. And then like, I don't know.

All these queens seem like... Filler queens? Filler queens. Wow. That's not the first time I've heard that. No, I mean. No, no, no. I mean, I don't know. Because these queens seem like... Filler queens? Filler queens. Wow. That's not the first time I've heard that. No, I mean... No, not that mean at all. Because I'm never mean.

No, your reputation is that you're so nice. I think that they are filler queens because I think that if you actually took the first 10 seasons, whatever, you would come back with a list that looked very close to the All-Stars 2 cast. Yeah. And I think that that says it all.

I mean, if they all were ineligible, if we were doing All-Stars right now, who would we pick? We would pick Alaska. We would pick Detox. We would pick Alyssa Edwards, I think. Well, right, because they sort of dried the well with all stars 2

exactly and so i think no matter what all stars 3 is not going to be all stars 2 because literally you know fucking alaska and alissa aren't there so so who's the next exciting like i guess trixie you know what i mean like kim laganja i would have loved to see Laganja. Sam wants to say something. I don't know if I can reveal secret Facebook group information. Okay, never mind. We'll try. Try it. Do it. Do it.

So you said something about Trixie that I felt like was very accurate. Come on. Quote me. Okay, I'm going to say it. Quote me, bitch. He said that she's only funny because Katya laughs so much after everything she says. I really disagree. Really?

Yeah, because I actually think that for me, the best part of that show, Trixie and Katya's show, is Trixie reacting to what Katya does. I mean, yes. That's true. But then to have her be in this, you know. She's just funny. But she's in this little feedback loophole where it's like, I'll say anything and Katya will cackle for like a fucking minute.

And she just has time to sit there and silence me like, yeah, I'm fucking killing it. I trust Katya there. Like, she thinks it's funny because it's fucking funny. And just watching Katya react to it the way she does, like funny because it's fucking funny and just watching katya react to it the way she does like i don't know like to me that's how i'd be reacting it's how i react when you when you are turning it okay and same likewise but i don't i mean like with katya it's like you can it's she's she's her reactions are just so volatile and that like you don't know how strongly she will react in any given thing and so she'll just be like it's the same

like wow that was good that was really good like yeah oh my god i'm like all right like katya come on like but maybe that's her actual physical response this is crazy that bowen is reading katya because you know bowen's done crazy things when it comes to katya in the past

like ruined drag race oh my god oh see i wasn't I wasn't following you Katya no I was villainized that day I remember you begging for the community's respect again oh no I never

groveled bitch I've stood my ground honey yeah it's crazy you have to issue a written apology It's gay it's queer sports And people don't Don't spoil the Superbowl Results for me fuck you

No it is not the same and you deeply know it's not the same I deeply know it is absolutely the same And that people should fucking clock in It's appointment television Gather around your support your local Gay nightlife and go to the bars and watch it in real time, honey. You are privileged. No.

You walk into this room privileged. Yeah. Telling people to go to bars when you have the screeners. Get out of here. As I'm saying, he's so privileged. No, my God, no. No. Anytime you both came after me. Yes, honey. Sometimes Sam and I get on the same side.

It's weird. It doesn't happen often, but we go. People were coming after me for being rich and for having a home theater. It might be disgusting. You're the 1% and it's filthy. That was the best day of my entire life. I was so full of true joy. When you have to think about everything Bowen has, it's so disheartening.

It's just sad. A movie theater, honey. A bidet, bitch. A whole movie theater. My parents are immigrants. They worked every single cent. And you know nothing of that struggle. I know everything of that struggle.

You were born with a silver spoon. No, honey. In that dang mouth. Unbelievable. Bitch, if they had stayed in China, I would not have been born as a second child, honey. And I live every day honoring the sacrifice they made that has paid dividends for them in return. They've reaped everything that they've sacrificed, honey. Sure, sure, sure.

I can hear all the listeners clocking the privilege. Sorry, I just couldn't. They're all getting their pens out to write down the time when they heard Bowen's privilege. His money bags for making so much noise it was crazy they were so loud all his coins all sacagawea coins wow just carries them around yeah babe yeah babe get over it babe but no it was cool to remember that you were rich i did know that but i had forgotten briefly okay yeah absolutely sam very wealthy i would say sam is pretty wealthy. Oh, you better hush. I'm simply not.

Are you wealthy? That could be something that we know. No, I'm simply not. Simply not. I think it's simply untrue. He certainly has a nice one bedroom. He does? Oh, it's a two bedroom.

I'm just saying. Oh, yes, it's a two bedroom. I live with my lover. Just saying. Oh, my God. I walked in and I said, oh, these people do very well. It's a well-kept apartment. I said these people do very well it's a well kept apartment yeah

these people do very well it has nothing to do with money it has everything to do with their own taste and effort to maintain it and you know

we knew what we wanted and so we made the right sacrifices yeah beautiful in order to get that yeah living in New York is

it's just one sacrifices to be made yeah it's a huge sacrifice wow you know if you came over to my apartment um i don't know no one's been there where do you live so i don't know how people are going to react i live in greenpoint now i moved as of about two months ago no way yes but No, yes. But he's like super close to Long Island City. I'm very, very close to Queens. Oh, okay. Not to say where I live. Got it, got it.

I was about to ask for the streets. I was like, probably shouldn't do that here. Right. But no, I love it. But like, I'm curious to think, because I don't necessarily know too much about style or like home decor. I could probably really use a bobby right now to like

redo my stuff but i think it's nice we could all use a bobby but me too me most uh but i think it's kind of nice in there but i'm sure once like you and dave come over and sudi comes over i'm gonna be told something is egregiously wrong oh i won't do that no no not in a bad way in an objective way i'm just sure i've set it up in some way that's like obviously not right when's the big housewarming party come on it's too small babies is it just you it's just me wow except we're having some problems with living facilities like what like constantly water dripping down from my roof oh no oh rainforest cafe it's happened three times you need to call 3-1-1 honey well we worked it out the problems were clear and they were fixed

but it was just like this is happening a lot okay um because it's not good i mean you don't want water leaking down from the ceiling in your apartment no yeah no no well maybe from the shower when you turn it on and you need that. But other than that, water shouldn't be coming down. No. We agree about that. Yes. Yeah, that rarely happens. That rarely happens.

You know, but it does. But it does. But it does. It's really powerful. And that's like, you know, it's honest. And that's like what's so important to me. Is friends being honest with each other. If you can't be honest.

Okay, let me ask you something then, Queen. Okay, bitch. You are Jennifer Aniston's best friend right now. What do do you tell her i'm so sorry what you're going through i'm sure this is really hard yeah and you know you're gonna find the one and like definitely like i don't think it's your fault but maybe reflect not to necessarily think exactly but definitely like before you jump in next time make sure it's right okay. Okay, so get this. If Jennifer Aniston is your best friend, and literally think of yourself like her best friend in this world. In this world, you are her best friend.

She comes to you and says, Oh my God, this is fucking crazy. Brad texted me. And what? Let's just act out the scenario right now. What did he say? He said, I've been thinking about you what do i do to i haven't responded jen you can't do this oh my god jen text him back no jen i don't listen to sit i think you should stop you've made i want

to say i love you you have built your that's what you feel you should do that you've built your whole public persona like deliberately around this like shitty idea about this shitty obsession with like your love life and your personal oh my god you're not making any sense jen think of the fans they'll love to see it i think i need to text him no jen in fact i'm gonna call him right now don't call that's too needy you think that's too needy yeah okay yeah i'll text text okay or should i email him what makes should i have my agent email him i don't know that's so cold oh yeah what makes you think that he he's not gonna treat you the same way that he treated you in the past or that he treated angelina you know um i i have a i have a really good feeling yeah yeah I just got a lot of Money from Apple

To do my show Wow congrats Oh yeah You're doing an Apple show With Reese Jen I didn't know You got an Apple show Yeah

That's exciting So I'm feeling really good And really confident Because I've asked For what I want What was your contract Like fucking 10 million 10 is that true

Something fucking crazy I'm really Okay wow And so I have to tell you Like now I'm feeling Like really confident So I think I should text Brad That I love him And want to get back together with him i think i think we should announce it right now no here's what you do you have your agent email his agent get him

cast on your apple show then he'll fall in love with you naturally brad style oh my god yeah should i wear a wig so i can pretend it's not me we could tell them it's like i don't know who's who has brown hair i honestly don't know anyone i don't know, who has brown hair? I honestly don't know anyone with brown hair. Me neither. I don't know any of them. All my friends are also blonde. I would love to meet one one day, but. You guys are Chelsea Handler and Chelsea Handler.

So you guys are both blonde. We don't know anyone who's brown hair or brown. You know what? As Chelsea Handler, I will one day start a mediocre Netflix documentary series where I surround myself with people of color just as props. And scenes. Great. We learned a lot. We did.

That was cool. That was fun. I want the transcript for that. I would tell it to Jen straight. I'd be like, no, Jen. Babe. No. It's crazy people are even thinking about that. I think that showed our difference really well. Because we ganged up on Matt so much today. And it's like, this showed that we don't follow each other blindly. No.

Yeah, no. That's what I'm saying. When you guys are not on the same page, it's very powerful. But here's the thing. They're honest. What's the third iteration of this where, okay, so because the other two are Matt and I ganging up on Sam. Or Sam and I ganganging up on Matt. No, no, no.

No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The two iterations are Matt and Sam ganging up on me and me and Sam ganging up on Matt. But me and Matt have never ganged up on Sam. Probably because it's not respectful because he's a guest and we should be nice. No, we can gang up on him about the stinker part. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sure, sure, sure.

But even now we're really polite about it. That was really like... And it's really rancid. Yeah, it's nasty especially today was so hot but who could have predicted that here's happy spring by the way here's what you've ruined like i was with you i saw you over the weekend and then i came and then like i walked over to you and i was like damn it sam you stinker and you go and you and you were like yep and then i was like i i guess i have to put up with that like this is just normal now he's normalized it i mean is it actively annoying no it's because like i kind of feel like it's like cute and fun i i think it smells really good in

here right now see there we go my breath on the mic smell is amazing oh what does it smell like oh disgusting but the sound of you sniffing into the mic just now like really hurt really hurt i love that the viewers are probably like oh and they're watching the viewers and they're watching we're watching podcasts are a visual medium can i say one thing yes i'm wearing a Mack Weldon shirt. Okay! Sponsor. Just wanted to throw it out to my sponsorina. Because, you know. You can go on MackWeldon.com and use promo code LASCULTURISTAS to get 20% off.

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Well, we wanted you to be a part of it. That was really cool. A peek behind the curtain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

I mean, we're good at what we do no that's would you say that i would 100 say that do you listen to this podcast or no do you say if i want to i i scroll i see who the guest is and i feel out in that moment do i give it a list do i not and what's an example of someone that you saw on our show that you said click click click bitch i clicked the janine garofalo one fun yep how do you feel um the so the craziest part was when you were like it's noon on this date and you're listening and it was literally noon on this day because i knew it was actually i was gonna take a screenshot and i was like who cares yeah right so you know what you told us now so why would you need it for so many screenshots like i thought i was like this is gonna be so fun i'm gonna like text matt

you knew you well i mean that would have been that would have been lovely because every once in a while i'll shoot a text when i'm listening because it's it feels very personal wow yes and you get a direct line and i get a direct line and that's so straight to the heart straight to the heart yeah yeah i mean and i wish i had a direct line to more people more things absolutely i would tell Trixie you're being boring and she'd be like thank you

that's honest that's friendship you know what I think she would stay tuned stay tuned that's all I want to say about Drag Race and Trixie you are spoiling no I'm not especially not now it's already gonna have come out oh sure spoiling for me i mean look no it wasn't all i said was stay tuned for trixie something will happen with trixie it's not a

spoiler that something happens with trixie on drag wait wait i have one question yeah do you guys feel like are you like stressed out by the fact that there's gonna be like immediately another season and it's gonna be so much no i'm really excited about it really i i want that space because otherwise i just we're gonna there's gonna be some element of fatigue there it's gonna feel so different i know it well i mean will it yes i think it will i think because like it's the 10th season and vh1 knows what a hit it has and i think the season nine premiere was bigger like gaga was on it you know what i mean like it'll be exciting and also the new queens if what i'm hearing the tea that i'm hearing is true like there's some really good fucking queens on there and i'm excited about

watching them and i think like the each one knows what a gem it has and they're gonna turn it out okay okay also i don't get fatigue over Drag Race. I want it to always be on. I mean, like, ideally same. Like, I'd like to think that I would always want Drag Race, but it feels like sometimes there's a lot of mental upkeep to be done. With, I don't know, you know? It just feels like you have to constantly parse it out and like talk

about it i don't know we literally we literally are talking about it every week like maybe that's why maybe it's just because there's like an output every week related to that it's also similar to like when like straight people are talking about sports all the time and you're like when was the last time you like asked you how you were doing and i feel like gay people now get that where it's like oh my god all conversations are about drag race we never talk about real things anymore that's a read on bowen yang that is who brought drag race up and you know what it's true it's he's very privileged all that privilege it's gone right to his head he's gone blind with privilege you were you're right. Sam, fine. How are you?

Oh my God. Incredible. So good. Yeah. What are you excited about? The show. Which we should say again. Club Comic. Club Comic.

March 7th. 8pm. Union Hall. Union Hall. Who's opening? Sashir. Oh, lovely girl. Stunning.

Stunning. Stunning.unning Stunning Beautiful Talented Funny Just a Complete package Because the most important

Is kind Well you know There are some more Important things Okay Um You know Max Witter

Max Witter It's gonna be there Sisters Weekend Is showing a new vid That's exciting Artists Artists. Artists. Heard of it, Matt?

Yeah, I have. I've heard of it. Heard of it. Wait, did we talk to Tissa Shearer about your little history at UVA or no? Yes, we did. Tell us about it. We touched on it. We touched on it.

Give your side of the story. Yeah, give your side of the story. How difficult was she to work with yeah so not difficult it was crazy i don't know about that you had a real opportunity there i know to did but you know honesty good for you well and there's there's this really fun book called truth and comedy i'm gonna check it out i'm gonna check you specifically because i know how much you love comedy can i tell you something i've never read it probably really no i've never read it i'm so proud of you i wish i were you right now yeah you have read truth and comedy

when i was in college it was like like you actually have to read this like we so i went to college and i was a first year when she was a fourth year and like she was a fourth year along with this other guy who i won't name don't name him he was just like very strict and he was like you guys actually really need to read this strict and he was like you guys actually really need to read this book and he was very much like like i we were doing musical improv and as i've stated i cannot sing and so they were like so he was like which what do you feel more uh comfortable with like harmony or the melody melody and i was like uh melody and he's like okay you're doing harmony and it was like chill it's like a drag race twist yeah and i was like uh melody and he's like okay you're doing harmony and it was like chill twist yeah and it was just like okay i don't know how to sing but here goes and then it was like so

he was being really strict and so sheer was extremely nice to me and was very like the first person i was like oh i'm comfortable around you that's nice that's actually huge nice to you how like she was kind to you or she took you in a room and taught you singing she was kind to me okay she couldn't just teach me singing right then and there we can i doubt it would you like to learn singing right now hit me come on bowen match her pitch no that's a hard it's a third that's a heart. It's a third. That's a third. And now the most important one. You know how to sing.

You match the tone. Shut up. Wow. We taught Sam how to sing. Drummer singer. We taught Sam how to sing on this app. He could be a drummer singer. Like, insert famous drummer singer here.

I should know, but I don't. Dave Grohl. Who could forget? Who could forget? Famous drummer singer. Las Colteristas' favorite band, The Foo Fighters. It's so good.

The best. The best. The best. I'll show you. That was really good. I'm a really fantastic talent. Fantastic. You know who I hope never fucking comes back who kings of motherfucking oh my god your feet were planted you had such

hate in your heart you don't like them you somebody oh my god no they were any band where that's like people are like oh actually they're really like actually good and that like boo i'm out okay which is how i felt about mumford sorry yeah but no but people were like no but people literally said that fucking thing they were like bowen we have to sit down and listen to this i'm like yeah this is bullshit immediately i'm proud of this is my truth in comedy was that i didn't like mumford yeah and they were made for me and i could see it and i was like no wow that's take the bait it's like like you should have rejected anthony like he's clearly made for you but you've taken the bait same with adam yeah and that's how i guess how i choose to live my

life like some of us like we walk into the world and we say i'm gonna experience the world and other of us others of us they hide in the dark away from their interest and away from what's gonna give them joy and i just hope that you can walk into the light honey wow and i hope that uh you get a life coach that was very bitch you need a life coach and bitch you need a life coach oh my god we both need life coaches and i wish you the both at once. And I wish you the best. The best! The best of you! Of course, as always, kisses to my critics.

Is that something you say? Yeah, kisses to all my critics. Matt's like over here fucking being like, I don't like kids. And then he like spews his fucking... Kisses to my critics, as always. No! Nonsense. Is that from something or did you come up with that? No, he came up with that.

Oh my God. It's for me. That would be a fun Real Housewives track for you. Yes. Kisses to my critics. You only make me stronger and God bless. Although I did also have one when we were at Pop Roulette, which was Don't Bite the Hand. You are a catchphrase queen.

I guess so. Then Matt, at one point for about a week-long period we were in charlottesville i remember charleston one of those charleston probably charleston we were not in charlottesville that's why i went to college yes no charleston yeah charlottesville is uvi um charleston and matt he was telling you where you went to school. I'm sorry. You're so privileged. I know. Matt's catchphrase in Charleston was, just for the week, was, don't bite the hand.

Don't bite the hand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, that's what you just said. It was, keep him second guessing. Keep him second guessing. You always have to keep him second guessing. Oh, no.

Keep him second guessing. Wait, that one's coming back. That one's coming back. You gotta keep him second guessing oh no keep them second guessing wait that one's coming back that one's coming back you gotta keep them second guessing oh oh wait that is peak idiot that's so so stupid it's so fucking funny i think sam has catchphrases too absolutely i guess i don't think so honey this whole podcast is catch oh my god you're right we're garbage and trash sam's catchphrases are more like little one word monosyllabic things like perf oh yeah i say perf a lot i say like deaf stunning yeah i say stunning i yeah i do say stunning you do i i think it's not like a full-on catchphrase but just like the general gasp like the yeah oh yeah that's the that's trademark sam yeah no it's not everyone does that wow awesome awesome wait that was a

good catchphrase thank you awesome anything else you want to talk about for club comic i i just want to talk about i'm so excited oh sheesh um is there a narrative a thread oh there is a narrative thread it's based heavily off of um both uh lady gaga's monster ball tour documentary and katie perry's part of me documentary beautiful yes love those i oh because we were making fun of that documentary weren't we yes in the promo vid it vid it's a through line vid oh my god in the show oh my god I can't wait

the show's gonna be so fun it's gonna be so fun I'm not gonna spoil anything but there's a fun little reference to the beginning of the monster ball doc where lady gaga's

in her dressing room but it's so fun you know what you know what moment came back to me in that first of all there's amazing moments

in the monster ball doc but there's one where in the middle of just dance she um turns to the audience and goes did you guys come here to party tonight i'm gonna kick your ass oh that's amazing and everyone goes crazy and i'm watching and i'm like oh i'm gonna'm going to kick your ass New York or insert city. And then the part, of course, during Love Game where they play the Marilyn Manson remix. And then she goes, you know what I'm talking about? She goes, I don't know if you've heard, but I've got a pretty tremendous dick. So come on. Oh, no, no.

She goes, yeah, no, she goes. Yeah, I've got a pretty tremendous dick. And I heard that they've got some pretty tremendous dicks too here in New York City or here in Brussels. The best runner, she goes. All right, Belfast. I hear they've got some pretty big cock here in Northern Ireland. And then she goes welcome to the monster ball now dance you motherfuckers and then it's this huge yeah that's how you do it oh

my god that's really fun that was peak gaga for me that concert is so weird because like she doesn't have that many hits yet uh-huh and she's still like doing giant fucking tours you're seeing her do like the b-sides yeah and it's crazy this crazy. Let's have some fun. This beat is sick. That's not a B-side. No, that's not a B-side. Even like, so happy I could die. Yes. No, and the beginning where she goes, where she does like glitter and grease and shit.

And like beautiful and dirty rich. Yes. Like, you know what should have been like one of the big hits, but is sort of a B-side if you think about it? Boys, boys, boys. Yeah. Yeah. So good.

That's like one that the real fans put on the it's not a b-side but everyone else it's a b-side like boys and boys are you guys familiar with the hidden track from the fame

no which is Disco Heaven I wasn't a fan early on it's one of her best songs you must listen a Gaga song you don't know how do you

where is it hidden Bowen loves the bonus tracks it's on Spotify just it's not gonna be it's not gonna be on the actual album when you tap into the album. But you actually just search Lady Gaga Disco Heaven and it'll pop up. Do you have Spotify? No.

Apple Music? You don't have any streaming services? I have Apple Music. It'll be on Apple Music. Just search Lady Gaga Disco Heaven. It is so good. And school and life change Bowen's life. Okay.

All right. I wonder what the next life-changing song will be i had um i i had a like i used to pirate all my music and i like downloaded born this way and it like had multiple tracks missing from it and it was the only version of born this way i had forever so then which tracks did you miss like i had never heard black jesus oh that's such a good track it's so good i don't know that one either maybe you have have the same bootleg. Maybe I do. It was a bonus track on the deluxe edition. Oh, so it is a bonus track.

So it's a bonus track. So I wasn't fully off. What were the other ones? I don't remember the other ones. You're not a real Gaga fan, but he owns the vinyls, but whatever. I don't know how you reconcile that. Unbelievable. It's about the brand. It's about the brand.

It's about when you walk into the apartment saying, these people do very well. Oh, and they have Gaga vinyls now. I can't believe vinyls go to see her live with me you know me i'm currently um fine i know broke as hell but we're gonna go see her in vegas we're gonna go to vegas we should go to vegas yes so far away i would love that i want to see them all in vegas like i can't believe mariah like she's still doing stuff no was there yeah. And I didn't go see her. It's weird. The Britney Vegas show looked so fun. Is that over? I think it's over.

Is it? Oh, I didn't know that. I think it's ending very soon. Oh, well. I would shell out the money to go watch Christina Aguilera's show in Vegas. Is she doing one? No, but I'm just saying that's one that I would go to. She, to me, is just like a general B-side person. Yeah.

So, Britney Spears is your eternal A-side and Christina is just the B-side of that. Yeah, a little bit. I understand feeling like that. I just think Christina, there's so much good Christina stuff that we don't even talk about. There is. Like Stripped has so much good stuff. Even her last album, Lotus or whatever. There's some good tracks on there and

people just didn't even want to give up time it's not a second it's too bad yeah well she's i don't know christina aguilera is a part of me i think i think gaga is this anomaly for a vegas act because i feel like it's weird it's weird it starts a different era about when you go to vegas you know what i mean like no one this big currently or maybe i don't know what are her record sales like are they what they used to be joanne went platinum joanne went platinum but like a year after it came out that's right so i'm saying like maybe she's not like as financially comfortable as we thought who knows she's financially comfortable she's a huge fucking pop star but maybe that's just not

where the money is anymore. Sure. Maybe she wants to be doing shows and shows and shows and movies. Oh, but she shouldn't. She's in so much pain. She's in so much pain. That's the last thing she should do. But I don't think she thinks of herself.

I think she thinks of pushing on and like... This is her second tour she's canceled. Isn't that crazy? She's ambitious to a fault, I think. I worry about her. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah. Dang. That's sad. She's ambitious to a fault. I worry about her. Yeah. Oh yeah.

She can't go forever like this. No no no. This is going to have to be some sort of physical change. I think that maybe that's even part of the reason why we see her dipping her toe into acting and trying to do movies or songwriting. Maybe because that's where she's headed.

In a sort of I don't know if Bette Midler is the right thing to say, but some sort of more acting direction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Cher did for a second. Yeah. The tea that I heard

is that A Star is Born is good. When does that come out? Soon. Like in the spring. It was supposed to come out in May, then it was October, to state that maybe i i the tea that i heard is that a star is born is good i hear that when does that come out like soon like in the spring supposed to come out in may then it was october and then it got pushed again to maybe september or something but it's like it was pushed from being a summer movie to being more of an oscar movie because apparently people were very impressed with like bradley cooper's work in it and he directed it yeah and they said that gaga is like good enough to get attention but i the t that i heard said that he is like the thing you walk away from being wow he was amazing which is

kind of crazy and also he directed it and i heard the movie's good and i heard that she's also good in it but that he's like the story of it is what is the t that i heard i was low-key rooting for him during silver linings playbook during that whole oscar season i forgot who was who he was up against but look he was like yeah he was great i love bradley cooper i think he's a great actor he's one where i'm like like if someone says like do you like bradley cooper my first response is no and then i'll think on it and be like yes yeah i'll be like he was in what hot american summer like what's really to dislike you know what i mean like he seems like a good guy and he does yeah his instinct seems to be good.

Yeah. I did. The first time I saw Silver Linings Playbook, I really didn't like it. And then the second time, I was like weeping, crying, loved it so much. I loved it. I think Jennifer Lawrence is kind of bullshit. I think she's great. I loved her.

It made me love her. I was obsessed. You don't love like the front runner and i respect that like i i root for the underdog too a lot but like i think what colored everyone's perception of that oscar season in that movie is like everyone was like she's amazing you love it and you're like wait no i haven't made up my mind yet it's like what happened with emma stone and la la land everyone was like you love it it. It deserves the awards. It will win. And you were like, wait, hold on. Let me. Yeah.

Yes. Yeah. And I think the instinct to not root for that is a good one. Thank you. You have to break out of the matrix. But also one of my dear friends once told me that you just have to go through life and experience it. I think it's time to with that lesson learned it's time to move on to i don't think so honey and i don't think so honey as you're well aware bitch oh

don't come from as you're well aware is your is your moment to take a minute to do really whatever you want to do and sam proves that you can do whatever you want to do with your minute oh oh my god How the hell? You've come for us. You've come for Kelly. You've really tried to ruin my life with your Adam Thanks Honies. This is... Remember, Sam's first episode was the day that Instagram stories came out. And you didn't mention it.

I was doing a service to you guys. You have to criticize what you love so that it gets to where it should be. I think Sam has lifted us up. Absolutely. Okay. Would you like me to go first? I would love for you to go first. Okay.

This is Matt Rodgers' I Don't Think So, Honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Critics. Personally, my critics, I blow them kisses, but not everyone does. Hey, critics, why don't you try enjoying something? Sam Taggart, you can be a little bit of a critic sometimes when you're doing your i don't think so honey you will say i don't think so honey matt and bowen for whatever goddamn reason well i won't stand for it sam taggart

is a critic and a hater and he makes me stronger when he came out and criticized kelly clarkson for all sorts of dummy doomer dumb dumb reasons i said well you're a critic and i sipped my whatever i was drinking at that moment let's call it tea i continue on critics yes i'm also talking about you in the world of film and television i don't think so honey because two percent of people said that black panther was not good it only has a 98 percent of tomatoes those two percent of critics i don't think so honey that was universally great film if you're a critic five check yourself and if you're have a lot of privilege like bowen yang check yourself you are a critic of emma stone and jennifer lawrence check

yourself your privilege but that's one minute okay that was very scattered like almost a tornado of i don't think so honey where you didn't know know what was coming at you from what direction no yeah I was like pointless you had you had a three pronged approach you did Sam which you spent a lot of time on and then Black Panther which you spent a little less time on than me which like you barely squeezed well think about how they all attach to the umbrella

of critics and then judge me okay cool I feel like I'm gonna hear about this I don't think so honey people. People are going to be like, this wasn't a very good one. Do people reach out to you? And those people are critics and can go get books!

Kisses to them. Do you have a phone? Sure do. I can time myself. Where's my phone? Wow. Okay. You could technically say that Matt came for us.

Yeah, I mean, like, technically. I just looked down at my phone, and I had a text from Michael Hartney, who's seeing the sneak peek of Frozen on Broadway tonight. And he said, Broadway Let It Go is the gag of the fucking century. Okay. Just know that that's true.

All right, listeners. As we told Dron, I have one minute on the clock for Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So, Honey, and his time starts now. I Don't Think So, Honey, people who are welcoming Paris Hilton back into the fucking mainstream zeitgeist bullshit.

Kim Petras, this great new German pop star, has her worshiping at an altar of Paris Hilton in her music video, and everyone's gagged for it. All the gays are like, Bowen, do you see the new Kim Petras video where like Paris Hilton makes a little cameo at the end I'm like yeah I did and it's fucking bullshit

because Paris Hilton voted for Donald fucking Trump important and I was talking to Dave Mazzone about this Dave is sort of like 30 seconds David's taking this very reason side he goes oh well you know we can't expect her to know better and I go yes we can absolutely can she went to fucking Sidley and friends or

I don't know that read him oh no I'm not gonna read date but I'm saying reading the culture that is so eager to accept Paris Hilton who actually fucking sucks and is a monster and voted for the worst fucking president in the fucking history of this country

as agreed upon by 200 political scientists so Paris Hilton I don't fucking think so. Honey, you. You're a piece of shit. And that's one minute. Wow. Very good. Thank you. And that was a two-pronged approach. Because it was Paris Hilton by the end and it was the culture that allows

Paris Hilton. And they do connect and that's what made that fantastic. I had no idea she was a Trump supporter. Oh yeah. And she proudly admitted to that. And the answer was very like, I just think he'd be good for jobs. Like it was very just like, I'm going to say this stupid fucking thing. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. You ready? I think so. Who knows what this will be? I never know what this tramp. I said I didn't want any more no good tramps on this episode on this podcast after the Annie Donnelly episode. No good tramps. Oh, that was fun.

Okay. I listened to that one. No good pregnant tramp. Okay. This is Sam Shackert. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

People that make me feel bad for enjoying the warm weather in the middle of winter. Oh, okay, I get it. Global warming is real and it's going to destroy us all. But like, and I'm not saying like it's a good thing, but like at least let me have fun for one fucking day. It's like every day

is so hard with this like social political climate. And like can I just enjoy the sunshine for a second?'re all holding hands 30 seconds it's like we all need to stop fighting okay we need to stop fighting love you sam and we need to stop criticizing and we need to just embrace that yeah it's hot we love you so much sister speak on like yes queen and like it's just like go off honey if i have to suffer through the world like stopping and like they're not being enough food and like not's just like it's just like go off honey if i have to suffer through the world like

stopping and like they're not being enough food and like not enough water then like let me have this one day in 2018 that like i'm happy and like sisters queen queen i love us and i love our summer bodies that came a little early we all look amazing all of our bodies look never better i think the three of us will have summer bodies i think we will i did 140 crunches today good for you too many too many they say you have to do a thousand or it won't show up that's what they say in one sitting who can count to a thousand fall asleep i i certainly couldn't count any higher than i went so i had to stop oh my god i just i just came from soul cycle youcle. You did? Look at us turning. A Lady Gaga versus Madonna themed ride taught by Drew B. James, friend of the pod, listener. Oh, wonderful.

He was so good. So good. He made us do stretches at the end to Madonna singing Evita. What a bitch. Wow. I loved him. That's fun. I loved her.

I loved him doing that. Anyway, Sam, thank you so much for doing that. That was true. That was a true one. It was. It was. And I was like i do i go for matt like you know the critics want me to that is what everyone expects you to do right yes

and i thought you know this is a building year this is a building year it is let's focus on me on building up and not tearing down yes this is the year that people step forward and say i'm here now i'm here and i'm building i'm a victim i'm oppressed i i like anthony porowski i'm a victim i'm here let's all my minority is white gay who likes anthony porowski that counts that definitely counts absolutely i walk into a space and i look around and i said no one here gets it yeah yeah yeah yeah that makes me a minority that yeah every religion in the world has has some discrimination against white gays who like Antony Parowski. Every religion. It's in every text.

Yes. It's in every ancient text. It's under the, in the Bible it says, thou shalt not eat seafood. It's under that one. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely.

Club comic. Yeah. March 7th. Thank you so much for having me. yes yes absolutely absolutely club comic yeah thank you so much for having me this was a perfect episode this was a perfect episode and a perfect first episode in the new space wow thank you for being here thank you for having me and guys check out Sam's monthly shows in Brooklyn Stevie

future forums and also please go to club comic March 7th 8 p.m. Union Hall amazing monthly shows in Brooklyn, Stevie, Future Forums, and also please go to Club Comic, March 7th, 8pm, Union Hall. Amazing opener. Shiers of Mata, Sisters Weekend, Max Witter, Interstitial starring me, honey. Oh, wow. That was some tea. Starring Nick Nanny, Edie Modica,

Mary Poole. Okay. I like these names. Am I okay to drop these? You can drop all the names. Okay. It will be a surprise to the people who don't listen to the pod. There you go. If everyone who listened to the pod bought a ticket, the show would sell out because we have exactly 102 listeners. Oh, that would be incredible.

Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. Let's close out with a song. And now that Sam can sing, we can all sing. Okay. Here we go. Here we go.

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I'm Rob Gronkowski. And we are super excited to tell you about our new show, Dudes on Dudes. We're spilling all the behind-the-scenes stories, crazy details, and honestly, just having a blast talking football. Every week, we're discussing our favorite players of all times, from legends to our buddies to current stars. We're finally answering the age-old question, what kind of dudes are these dudes?

We're going to find out, Jules. New episodes drop every Thursday during the NFL season. Listen to Dudes on Dudes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. On Thanksgiving Day, 1999,

five-year-old Cuban boy, Elian Gonzalez, was found off the coast of Florida. And the question was, should the boy go back to his father in Cuba? Mr. Gonzalez wanted to go home and he wanted to take his son with him. Or stay with his relatives in Miami? Imagine that your mother died trying to get you to freedom. Listen to Chess Peace, the Elian Gonzalez story, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, and I'm the host of On Purpose. My latest episode is with Jelly Roll.

This episode is one of the most honest and raw interviews I've ever had. We go deep into Jelly Roll's life story, from being in and out of prison from the age of 13 to being one of today's biggest artists. I was a desperate delusional dreamer. Be a delusional dreamer. Just don't be a desperate delusional dreamer.

Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Trust me, you won't want to miss this one. I'm Cheryl Swoops. And I'm Tariqa Foster-Brasby. And on our new podcast, you won't want to miss this one. Levels to this with Cheryl Swoops and Tariqa Foster-Brasby. An iHeart Women's Sports production in partnership with Deep Blue Sports and Entertainment. You can find us on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.