Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang - “Stripper Freeze” (w/ Carly Ann Filbin)

Episode Date: May 31, 2017

Let’s set the scene, mama! It’s a cool Memorial Day. Bow just got off a flight from DENVER. Matt just took a LYFT from HARLEM. It’s been a DAY for the Culturistas! But then guess what, bitch?? Comedian CARLY ANN FILBIN SASHAYS into the studio after a rejuvenating Spring walk through Cobble Hill to DOUSE the studio in HOT CULTCH. This ep has it all: Stripper gurus, Uber drivers falling asleep at the wheel, HANSON, Sleep No More with nipple clamps, 90s CULTURE, the WORKS. And this talk gets GRAN-U-LAR, cause you know what?? Carly knows the minutia, bitch. The MINUTIA!LAS CULTURISTAS HAS A PATREON! For $5/month, you get exclusive access to WEEKLY Patreon-ONLY Las Culturistas content!!https://www.patreon.com/lasculturistasCONNECT W/ LAS CULTURISTAS ON FACEBOOK & TWITTER for the best in "I Don't Think So, Honey" action, updates on live shows, conversations with the Las Culturistas community, and behind-the scenes photos/videos:www.facebook.com/lasculturistastwitter.com/lasculturistasLAS CULTURISTAS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttp://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/las-culturistas/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jagamofino, anane. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. And is there a chill in the air? Yes. It's cold. It's cold, and it's also May 29th. Yeah. Which is, as you know, Memorial Day weekend.

And my parents, as soon as I touched down, I just landed in New York a couple hours ago. My parents sent me photos of a hailstorm in Denver moments after I flew out. And God, thank God I flew out. What's important is you got out of there. I got out of there alive alive and I am so happy. And you got here just in time. For our guests. Yes, just in time for our guests.

We have, let's just say, a real ally here today. A real ally. Someone who protects us. Someone who prides herself on her allyship. Yeah, I just saw her at a show and she was rocking a pride dress. She was telling me about this. And I knew that she was returning it.

I was like, that shit she did not buy with the intention of keeping. That is for the show. I can't wait to get into this. Matt, let's go through the credits. Let's indeed go through the credits. So the next time you can see her ass on stage, we'll be at her show, Let Me Break You Up.

It's at June 22nd. It's on June 22nd at UCB. This is a great show. Great show. This is a show that I went on with my partner, and we had to break up. So, I mean, if that's something you're worried about, stay far away.

Stay far away. But if you like good comedy, come, come. Come, come. And you can also check out her awesome, awesome, awesome series on CNBC called Saved. She's fantastic. Yes. We're splendid in that. And the web series Single Blonde Failure, which our friend Dave said, she's a star.

She's a star. You know what? I will very rarely ever watch someone's web series. Very rarely. Especially someone's's web series. Very rarely. Especially someone's vanity web series. And I'm not saying vanity, like, pejoratively. We can say that, I think. But I blasted through these episodes, and I loved every single one of them.

It was so well done. I loved it so much. Guys, welcome Carly and Philbin. Ding dong. Ding dong. And the door flies open. I would just like to say, I am shocked how quickly you guys started this podcast. What do you mean?

You guys were casually talking. Then Beau was like, three, two, one. Ding dong. That's showbiz, honey. That's showbiz, baby. Wait on. That's showbiz, honey. You leave it all at the door.

You come in. You act professional. Because, girl, there was some juju in the room. I don't know what your problem is. Do you have just getting off of plane energy? Well, yes. there's that also, but then like, just low key, you guys,

Matt came late. I came a little bit late to the podcast. Well, I didn't think we were gonna talk about this. I would love to talk about this. I was doing a really good job of holding it together. Listen, I have a great energy. I walked here.

I walked through Cobble Hill, parts of Brooklyn I've never seen before. Oh yeah, isn't it nice? It's so nice, and I'm happy to be here. And I have good energy. No, this is great energy, but no, it's like Carly is saying. We leave that at the door. It's only good energy from now on.

We leave it at the door, honey. When you clock in, you clocked in. You clocked in. But I did. I just came here in an Uber. And let me tell you, these Ubers. No, not an Uber. Take it back.

I came here in a Lyft. OK. OK, I support Lyft in an Uber. And let me tell you, these Ubers. No, not an Uber. Take it back. I came here in a Lyft. Okay. Okay, I support Lyft. Not Uber. And great atmosphere in those cars. Sure. Great atmosphere. And you're talking to a real lifter right here.

No, it's okay. But you can also say Uber. You take Uber. No, it was Uber. It was Uber for a long time. And I'm off of it now. Sure. I'm off Uber.

I'm off of it. I got help and I'm done of it now sure the last i'm off uber i'm off of it i got help and i'm i'm done with it can i tell you about a horrid experience i had with via do you know what via is i i it's like an offshoot one of these it's like it's right yeah and it's like much cheaper but it's like a minivan service and it's only shares but um it's much cheaper but i got i i waited 20 minutes for one because that's's normally how long you wait just for the cheaper price. Around Flatiron one night last week. And then I got into the car and the guy was like, and I was a little hammered at this point. And the guy was like, wait, you're going to Brooklyn?

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to Brooklyn. My shift's ending right now. So get out. I'm not going to Brooklyn. And I go, well, I just waited for you for 15 minutes and you should have figured this out before. And he goes, he goes, well, hey man, why do you have to go to Brooklyn? And then I said, because that's where

I fucking live. I was like, I never get like rude with these, with like the help I guess, but I'm just like, I was just so angry and drunk and I was like, because that's where I fucking live, dude. And he was like, well, get out of my car then. And I was like, well, figure out a better fucking way to work and then

I just slammed his door figure out a better way to work rule number 22 of culture figure out a better way to work you know I yelled at an Uber driver too only once it was my it was my it was my the one night I stripped oh yeah yeah yeah I want to get into this

okay so and I was leaving the strip club at like 2 30 because I ran out of the strip club. Yeah. I didn't know about this. We'll talk about it later. Oh, I'll tell you. So I Ubered home, and my Uber driver, this was before No Band No Wall, okay? And so I was taking Uber, and my Uber driver was falling asleep.

No! And so like every, like maybe every other minute was swerving oh my god so i had literally horrible i had to scream at him to keep him awake i'm on the highway because i was stripping in queen and guess what that's the truth oh that's the truth oh my god that's terrifying it is terrifying but guess what all for the story All for the story, baby Okay, so let's backtrack I'm actually disappointed to hear that you're not stripping anymore

I know, it was a journey that I went on and it ended in Queens Was this for like a human interest piece? Like, was this for the CNBC thing? No, don't bring CNBC into this No, this was, I've always been interested in the world of stripping and like any kind of sexual,

anything exchanged for money. And so I used to, a while ago, I used to get paid to date. Okay. Like an escort? No, I wasn't exactly an escort because I do believe,

and maybe I'm wrong, but I do believe escorts, like they're somebody's date but then I think sex is implied. This is not what happened. I was literally going on dates with men either because they worked a lot and they

maybe weren't attractive and even if they were online dating maybe nobody would notice them or they were socially awkward or anything like that. So I would go on dates with them and it would end there. I would never, I never even kissed them. So it was never implied that sex was going to happen. Never.

And I never felt like anyone was trying to make me have sex. Yeah. It really wasn't. Can you write down the name of that company? I will, but I will say it's. I'm looking to pick up some shifts. It's changed a lot. Yeah.

It's changed a lot. Okay. So with that being the background, you wanted to parlay that into stripping? I've always, well, so then I went on an interview to be a foot fetish model. Cool. And this was actually,

it was actually before I started getting paid to date. How long ago was this? Sorry. One of my foot fetish interviews, it was like seven years ago. And then I got paid to date maybe like four years ago. But I've always been interested in stripping for so many reasons. And I've tried to write about this, but I refuse to have just one reason I wanted to strip. And like my editors were like, no, we need to focus on this article.

Like, is it about body image? Is it about power? Is it about insecurity? It's like, it's about all of them. Everything. Yeah. So you'll read my book when it comes out in 10 years and it'll be in this. I honestly can't wait.

I'm just interested in all those dynamics, like feeling powerful over men that I generally find disgusting. Also feeling sexual. Just a lot. Making money. So I've always been interested in stripping and I've read two kind of memoirs by strippers. The last one, the last guy I dated gave me for my birthday. Oh my gosh. Honestly, very considerate.

That is so funny. Very considerate. No, i love that he really knew you he knew me and he said i hope this inspires you great and so it did and and so a guy i was coaching improv um he dj'd at a strip club and i'm too close with people i coach i end up fucking them you know, it's consensual. But, you know, I don't have a – I'm not professional at all. Everyone's my friend, you know.

I overshare all the time. So I was telling them how I always wanted to try out stripping, and he was like, you know, you could come to my club and I could introduce you to some girls. So maybe for six weeks every weekend I would text him and say, I'm going to your club this weekend. And I would never go. I was so intimidated. I've only been to a strip club once. And I was like a fish out of water. I hated it. I felt uncomfortable. But I didn't want to feel uncomfortable. So I wanted to conquer this. So what finally pushed you?

Well, I just, I was, you know what, I was like, I'm getting an Uber. And I'm putting in the strip club's address. And I'm not going to change it. Yeah. So I just went I was, you know what? I was like, I'm getting an Uber and I'm putting in the strip club's address and I'm not going to change it. And so I just went. I'm like, this is what I want to do, so do it. So I went and it was really cool. He like had all the bouncers. Like they knew I was coming. So he like brought me to the DJ booth and I felt like VIP.

And there were a couple girls that came over because I guess he's a, you know, he's nice. So all the girls like to talk to him. And they were all exactly who you think they are they're like yeah master's degree mothers like smart women who are working it and this girl came up to me super super sweet and my friend kind of told her what was up and she's like she took me upstairs right then and there and like showed me some tricks and I And I'm flexible. I was a cheerleader. I auditioned to be a Cavs dancer and a Knicks dancer.

Did not make either. But I just want you to know I know how to dance. I'm flexible. I do yoga. And I go to the gym. I ran a marathon. Yes. I can't eat.

The pole. Forget about it. The pole stuff, you can't do it. Getting on the pole is the hardest thing. You have to be really strong. These women are acrobatics. They're athletes. Yeah.

So she was showing me some stuff. And so she would, like, a couple times in, like, maybe the course of three weeks, four weeks, she had a pole at her apartment. So I would go to her apartment. I call her my stripper guru. And she would teach me some stuff. I was horrible. I got bruises all over my body. And then one night she was like, you are going to audition at my club this night.

Yes. And I was like, she's like, don't put it off anymore. You're not putting it off anymore. See you there. So my DJ friend told the management that I was coming in that night. And my stripper guru had like instructed me what to get off of Amazon. So I had stripper heels. I had like a stripper thong and a dress.

And I auditioned. And an audition is 30 seconds. You basically just take off your dress and go around the pole. And it was the most awkward 30 seconds of my life. But I'm like, I pulled it off. I pulled it off. So then the house mom comes over to you.

She's been watching you across the way. And she comes over and um she said unfortunately we can't take you okay and that is a that was a blow to my self-esteem because you think like anyone can be a stripper but you think it's gonna be so easy and i had just kind of broken up with the guy i was dating who got me this book so i was i was this makeup on. I was crying in Midtown. It was horrible. So I worked with her a couple more weeks. And then the next weekend, we went to three different strip clubs. And we landed on one in Queens who said we could work that night.

Wow. Did you make money? No. Oh. We worked that night. I gave two lap dances. I kept on stripping over, I mean, tripping over my, tripping over my heels and it was like not good.

The first lap dance I gave, I didn't even like, I don't know what the hell I was doing. Oh my God. I know, but it was, the second lap dance I gave,

he was like slapping me with money and I loved it. Oh! But it just happened to be a slow night at the strip club and my strip guru,

she's like a magician. She can make anyone talk to her. And I couldn't. And so I've heard that you make most of your money between 2 and 4 a.m. But we were there since like 9. And I just couldn't smile anymore. I just couldn't suck in. My ribs were hurting.

I couldn't talk to these guys anymore. And so you have to pay a house fee. But I had only done two lap dances and I'm like, I'm like gonna break even. So I just went to the bathroom and just changed and ran out of there. Oh my God.

Wait, so you didn't even pay the house fee? No, I did not. Wow, Carly. I have such respect for that. I just gave a monologue. That's my next message. I love that. That was insane.

Also, like, kudos to you for having that experience. Like, that's something that you, it's like you can either sit at home and sit on your couch and, like, let life go on out there. Or you can go strip in Queens. Yes. And it was, I mean, I'm so happy that I did it. And that audition experience. Oh, my God. I'm sorry that happened.

And I'm sorry she, like, came up to you. But, like, I would honestly rather it be that way almost. I would rather you just know right then and there, like, how you did. Or was that, like, really harrowing and really not right? No, it was horrible. Because I had the best stripper at the club and also the DJ putting in a good word for me. And I had heard later that the house mom and one of the managers are married, but then the manager had a thing with one of the strippers, so they were on a stripper freeze.

So I had heard that they weren't hiring anyone. Stripper freeze. They were on a stripper freeze. Well, that's the title. That's the title. That's the title of my musical. Stripper freeze. But I didn't know that, so I'm like you're rejecting me my body

sucks I suck like there's not a man in the world that could pay me to sit on his lap you know which is how I felt at the time but now I've come out of it so much stronger yes well wait this was pretty recent yeah this was um well last summer yeah okay great oh my god has it been that long

it's been that long um you wouldn't do it again you would do it again I think I would Okay, great. Oh my God, has it been that long? It's been that long. You wouldn't do it again. You would do it again. I think I would do it again. Yeah. But just like for friends. Just for... In like a casual atmosphere.

I don't know. I mean, I definitely... I want to... I mean, I love the idea of conquering things. Yeah. It did make... Not that I had huge issues about my body, but there truly is nothing like just for hours running around naked or getting up on a pole and knowing you look like a fucking idiot.

How naked were you? Were you topless the whole time? I wasn't topless the whole time, but I was wearing like – what I was wearing was – my friend gave it to me because at each strip club, it's unspoken, but there's a different vibe. So some strip clubs are like lacy kind of longer dresses. Some are like punky. Some, this was like a very colorful, all the women were wearing a bright colored bikini. So I borrowed from my friend,

so a very small bikini top and then my thong. So I was running around in that, but when you're on the pole, I mean, I wanted to take off my top. So I did. So I did. around in that. But when you're on the pole, I mean, I wanted to take off my top. So I did. So I did. I love it. And was there any money made?

I made, I think, $60. Well, how many people were there? Not a lot. And like I said, I left at two. And you don't make any money before two. So I gave two lap dances and then the tips I made when I was on the pole. But I'm telling you, these women were, at this strip club, they were all, I gave two lap dances and then the tips I made when I was on the pole. I think that – But I'm telling you, these women were – at this strip club, they were all – they all had a different body type than me.

And that's what the men wanted. They wanted that body type. And they were all acrobatics on the pole. The bar was very high. Very high. And you could smell – No pun intended. Oh, yeah.

You could smell how new I was. You could smell how I just like. Literally could smell it. Yes. You could literally smell my vagina. It smelled like new vagina. Baby puss. And just like my huge grin, like so eager to please.

I mean. She was the ingenue of the night. Yeah. Some guy just handed me a dollar as I walked by because he knew I was a baby. Oh. It was a pity tip? Yeah, it was a pity tip? Yeah, it was a pity tip, but I'll take it. Sure.

Are a lot of strip clubs like that homogenized with body types in that way? This one was... I mean, it seems like you're saying that this one was like it was the same type and it was the same skill. But I feel like different strip clubs, I just want to go to a strip club where it's like... Yeah, all different options. They stomp around. I don't want them to do stuff i do i do think i do think i think it depends on where the club is so these were these were um mainly spanish girls um awesome huge butts is what i'm trying to say okay

so and then this other strip club we went to which was was called Pumps in Williamsburg. I heard of Pumps. That's definitely more hipster. That's just the vibe. So I would say the body type, God, I fucking hate to say this, but this is how someone else would say it. Real. Real women. Oh, sure. And then the first club that I auditioned at, which was called Vivid, those were, I mean, they definitely had different, definitely all different types of women. But the vibe was classier.

They, you know, quote unquote classier. Great. Yeah. Okay, let's go around. What's the type? What's the vibe? Let's say each of us opens our own strip club. What's the vibe?

What's the type that we want to go for? Okay. So my strip club is like. What's it called? And yes, please. Well, here's a question. And what is your name? Is it male strippers or is it

female strippers? It can be both. It can be non-binary strippers. Mine is a strip club for people that just want to come in and have a fun experience. So everyone puts on 3D goggles and everywhere it's like

all the walls are like fun house walls and you get led through and there's a narrative like where the clowns are like what will happen to you by the end of the night and by clowns you mean strippers like yeah well they're they're clowns and they're clown makeup but yeah their dicks are hanging out and their butts are all bloop, bloop, blooping around. And so there's a narrative. And during the evening, it's like a musical that you live in. And the musical numbers are strip teases. And at the end, there's a big narrative conclusion.

And all the clowns are stripping. That's cool. Which sounds horrifying. What's it called? I think it's called Da Fun House. Okay. Da Fun House. I love that. But also classy and sexy. Right, right.

Mine is just Sleep No More but everyone wears nipple clamps. And it is like Da Fun House. It's very narrative. Very immersive. And it's called Sleep No More Clamps. Okay.

Yeah. Mine is inspired by Katy Perry's Teenage Dream. Very clouds, angels, harps. Young girls. Like teenagers. Like 18, 19? Yes. Yes. Yes.

The cover is outrageous. It's... $40? $140. Oh my God. $140 and 75 of that already goes to the girls. That's great.

Yeah, good. That's a good model. And so lap dances, usually they're 20. At this place, they're 50. And the girls get to keep 25 of that. Yeah, that's great. And where does the other 25 go?

The house? Is that how lap dances work? Like you make a portion of your money and then you give some to the house? There's a cut. Yes. Oh, that's crazy. And also strip clubs work. The later in the night you get there, the more you have to pay.

So that's why if you get there at like 8 p.m., you don't have to pay anything. But you're also not working until 2 a.m. because nobody's really in there. Right, right, right. So yeah, teenage dream thing. So what are you doing? Like side work? Marrying the ketchups? You're on your phone or you're having, you're actually having conversations with the clients.

Oh, okay. Or you're working on poultry. Oh. Yeah, so it's, you're training. You're practicing. Yeah, or you're doing drugs pull tricks. Oh. Yeah, so it's your training. You're practicing. You're training for the night. You're practicing. Yeah. Or you're doing drugs and stuff. Okay.

Right. So mine's very heavenly. And it's called Teenage Cream. Teenage Cream. Because I have a sense of humor. Of course. Absolutely. This club, it's going to be funny, too.

All these clubs are going to be funny. Matt, don't impose humor on my club. All right, fine. I just think we all have a particular edge in that we can make comedy strip clubs. Matt, Matt, don't impose humor on my club. All right, fine. I just think we all have a particular edge in that we could make comedy strip clubs. And no one's seen that yet. Yes. What are you talking about?

Let's just keep it on the table. That's how strip clubs used to be. Like when the girls were changing, there would be, like Don Riggles. Have you heard about Naked Boys Singing? Yes. All right, I, back in the day, was going on a couple dates with a guy that was one of the naked

boys singing, and I wanted to come, and he was like, no, don't come. It's not sexy. So I feel like maybe that means that that's like a comedy show. I think it's like a review. I'm sure it's a comedy show. It's like a review style kind of goofy kind of nudity. It's not like sexy nudity. Why wouldn't he want you to see it?

Because I think we hadn't really seen each other. We hadn't seen each other naked yet so it was like I don't want the first time he sees me naked to be like singing like you know where the boys are. I hear that. I feel like naked boys singing is like 70% comedy show 30% naked like nudity. I want a perfect 50-50

balance. I think it's all percent 50 year old women in the audience like pointing and gasping. Like I'm here with my sister and my cousin and we never get to get together. We saw the show, we thought, oh my God. She just got divorced.

Yeah, but it's good. It's good for her. That's, yeah, that's the, I mean, and there's no gay man. It's not for gay men at all. I don't think it is for gay men. I think the gay men are, I think the gay men,

if they want to see naked men, they just hop on Grindr a block away. Go to their insane... Oh, my God. Have you been to that place? What's it called? The Cock? He's asking Bowen, not me.

Have you been to The Cock? No, no. I just wanted to clarify. It's an exclusively gay club. Yes. I've never been there, but does what they say goes down really go down? Can I go?

Second of a dick? Oh, you don't want to go because there's like a ten dollar cover every night it's not worth it the only time i went was before i think it closed down in like 2011 and then reopened recently but the only time it was in 2010 i want to say and i went in with my friend Kyle, and within five minutes of me being in there, some fucking shit-faced idiot just stuck his tongue down my throat, and I pushed him off. I was like, we're leaving.

Yeah, this is not the vibe. It's not a good place. So Las Culturistas, shit post for the cock. It's a terrible, terrible bar. We're here to shut them down. And this isn't even like an I don't think so, honey. It's like a bad place. Anyway, Carly, let's ask you what we ask all of our guests.

And this is the question. It is. It's the question that really this whole cast centers around. It's what was the culture that made you say culture? I want that. Culture's for me. It's for me. I understand the question, and I have a two-part answer.

Great. Love this. Okay. I have a feeling I know one element of your answer. Oh, yes. I'm sure you know the second part of my answer, but the first part is I went to school outside of my district. So on weekends, I didn't really play with the other kids because

I didn't live by them. So my mom had us watch her favorite movies, which were Rocky Horror Picture Show, Annie, The Sound of Music, Bye Bye Birdie. Musicals. Musicals. So I mean, on repeat, those were the couple movies I watched all the time. And honestly, my mom worked very hard. So she just wanted to watch TV on the weekends. And I just want you to know I was a very active child. But I watched TV a lot. So the musicals. But then my mom also loved MTV shows and dating shows.

I knew you were going to say that. So we watched The Real World, Road Rules. We watched, like, Studs until my parents said I couldn't watch Studs anymore. And then my mom on Saturday nights would wake me up at 11 o'clock and my sisters and we would – or just get my attention if I was awake. And we had this kind of like fold-up mattress that we would unfold and she would make popcorn and we would watch Saturday Night Live. So I feel like so much of who I am came from Saturdays. Like watching these movies. Like I fell

in love with theater, with music, with wanting to be a star, with wanting boys to like me. And then also comedy. That's so funny. That is a very neat little, that is the neatest, tightest. Saturday night. Here's my cultural upbringing we've had. The fold up mattress on Saturday night.

See, I knew that you were going to say those like Room Raiders type shows. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, that's what you thought I was going to say? No, I know what you're going to say. A certain boy band. Well, don't call them a boy band. Okay. Well, sure, we could debate.

Okay. But we'll get there. But the thing is, like, yeah, that was such a moment for those shows like Next and Rune Raiders and all that shit. And I feel like if those shows were super big now, you'd be hosting all of them. Well, and I thank you for saying that.

And I thank you. And I feel like we need to bring them back. Okay, why not? If only for the sake of having Carly and Philbin host them. Yes. Well, she needs to work. Yes. This girl needs the work, and we need semen on mattresses being seen by black lights again.

But just to clarify, I'm not begging for the work. No, no, no. She ain't begging for it. I love to work. I want you to fulfill your destiny. Yeah. So it was all those TV shows, shows and ironically it was all my mom who introduced them to me

that's so funny and the movies I never clocked you as a musical theater person yeah I keep it a secret but I was on a musical improv team at the Magnet and the Pit I loved musicals my AIM screen name was

Broadway Baby CF I would never know that. Yeah, I can't sing that well. And I just got really into it. But you never talk about seeing musical theater. Yeah, I was truly, you know, my friends from high school are going to listen to this. And they're going to think this is so funny that nobody knows. Yeah, I mean, Annie, I love Annie so much.

That was the reason I fell in love with New York like a little girl running around New York with a dog and no parents like that's literally what I wanted to be my first boyfriend Alan we were together when I was in Cleveland and also together when I moved to New York

and he was in Cleveland for Christmas one year he got me a locket that said maybe far away and inside was a picture. For Christmas one year, he got me a locket that said maybe far away. And inside was a picture of him and Annie. That's weird. When did he come out? He is weird. When did he come out?

He hasn't. And I don't think he's actually going to come out as gay. I think he's going to come out as a woman. Oh, OK, cool. Really? What makes you say that? I feel like I already said his name and this and I shouldn't say anyone. And honestly

that's more respect I've given anyone I've ever dated. That is so true. I was expecting you to throw him to the wolves. No, I can't. I mean, listen. Alan, if you're listening to this, if we're off the mark, we're sorry. But if we are, then do it. Yeah, and you know

what he does? I'm not saying his last name. And the woman I'm dating, he's dating now. I'm like, could you get a less obvious? Oh! OK. And so, yeah. But anyway, I truly love, love musicals. Great.

Yeah. OK. So have you ever seen the show Funny Girl? Yes. My mom. The movie Money Girl. Funny Girl. Yes.

My mom got me the soundtrack of it. That's another thing. My mom just loved musicals. My dad is a musician. So he played in the pit orchestra for some local musicals. My parents super, super influenced me. Because my mom works for the government, so she's tough. And she's like, you need to work hard at your career.

But my dad's a musician and he's like you he I mean when I moved to New York my dad played the mandolin every single night when I went to bed in the basement but I could hear it throughout the throughout the whole house when I moved to New York I could hear it when I went to bed whoa my dad practiced music every single day and it wasn't even like you've gotta practice music so it was just ingrained in me. Like, if you want to get good at something you love to do, just do it all the time. And that is why I have excellent work ethic. Carly does have the best work ethic in the community, I think.

Yes. In the community? I fully think so, yeah. Because I think that you see what you want and you act like it. Thank you. You really do. That's the entire Carly Ann Philbin thing. Thing. Yeah. This is

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In Ohio? Yeah. Still? Yeah. So my older sister, her name is Kelly, but that's her nickname. Her full name is Kalina because my mom loved the name Kelly, but wanted my sister to be first woman president, and she said no one would take her seriously with a name like Kelly,

so named her Kalina. Wow. That is such a gendered thing, i thought about that before like some female names just sounding very female like and thinking in your head as you're raising that child like oh no what are people gonna think of the fact that i have a britney as my daughter or like uh you know my sister's name is chelsea which is like very feminine i think right and with male I don't know, maybe this is like a white, come from a masculine place type thing, but everyone's name is like John and Anthony and Matthew and Christopher and all these things.

And they're like, oh, I get you. My name's also John. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can relate. I don't know. It's just a very interesting thing to think what you're given when you're given your name. And when you're a woman that's very interesting that your mom was thinking that way yeah i mean my mom went to boot camp when she

was 18 and then went immediately into the navy then worked for the coast guard and then continued school i have two sisters were very close in age went to night classes brought me and my very young sisters like maybe five seven seven, and nine, and we would color in the lobby while my mom was in class. And she would just come out like every half an hour and check on us. That's crazy.

My mom really worked her ass off. I think when you write your book, and like it will happen, I think you have to like talk about these moments of like sexual empowerment and relate it back to you having this strong female figure in your life. Yes, but I will also

say my mother has caused let's just say for me to talk a lot in therapy and I guess that's what I'll say. Absolutely. Every parent, they give you the best of you and they give you the worst of you. I say this all the time because

my parents have you know, I say this all the time because, so my parents have, you know, they, it was very hard for me because they've never said that they were proud of me. And I felt like I was like setting up goals and knocking them down my whole life. And they never were like, we're proud of you. They never said, we love you. Wow. And it caused so much just grief and sadness and emotional turmoil my whole entire life. Now it causes problems.

It's in my new solo show that I'm writing. This doesn't mean I'm going to be your boyfriend. I love it. Coming soon to a theater near you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've just recently learned that them acting like my accomplishments weren't a big deal has made me realize I'm just always going to accomplish things. Like, my parents thought it was so normal.

Like, oh, for you to move to New York, for you to become captain of the cheerleading squad, for you to do this, that. It's, of course, we knew you were always going to do it. And it has fucked me up my whole life until, until like I've realized it maybe a year ago that I'm like oh this is why I'm so confident though because it was never made a big deal it was always expected yeah yeah it's really interesting I I relate to that so much oh my goodness because yeah like I was just home this weekend with my parents and it was and I was thinking I was like oh I was like there are really very few things things in my field of work that I would do that would mean anything to them. Just by virtue of them being immigrants and by virtue of them sort of not really connecting on any level with comedy as an art form.

And so I was just like, oh, that kind of sucks like the only the only things that would mean anything to them would be like jfl or like like like some other like like very there's i'm just saying there's it's a very small pool of stuff and so for you to say like well uh that just means that you're going to keep accomplishing things because that's the norm i think that's i think that's i think that's probably what drives some some of what i do too it's like it's like yeah i'll just keep churning stuff out because it's like it's it's it's what i know and it's like it's like yeah i'll just keep churning stuff out because it's like it's it's it's what i know and it's like and there's and the only reward is not someone saying i'm proud of you it's just to do it for the sake of doing it which is like i think is really valuable this is really interesting to think about like because now i'm thinking about

it for myself and i'm very result oriented because all throughout my life, like when I did something good, my parents did praise me. But when I did something bad, I got red for filth. Like when my dad felt like I wasn't putting my best effort, he let me know and didn't stop letting me know, like very hands on, like with athletics and then with school and academics. Cause creatively I wasn't,

you know, ignited yet. That didn't happen until I was in college and stuff. But in terms of sports and in terms of school and in terms of being a person in the world, it was like when you did the right thing, you were really praised in my house. But when you did the wrong thing, it was like

you know better get out of my sight. It was like very much the extremes. And do you think it's helped you but also hurt you now as an adult? See, I think, I think you have to look at all of these things as strengths at this point, because now it doesn't even really matter. It already happened.

And I think like the three of us sit here, like as the result of our upbringings, you know what I mean? And you have what you have now and you can't go back and change it. All you can do is learn from it. And so therefore you have to say all these things in my personality, I'm just going to consider them strengths. Yeah. You're definitely allowed to take a different opinion.

I definitely agree with it. Just in my personal situation, I have a belief that I will succeed. I get stressed out sometimes, but I have a belief that I will succeed in my career and I act like it and I manifest it and it is coming true. But I also have a belief and it's a belief that I've learned and I'm trying to unlearn it. I know it's not logical that I won't be loved. And that's what my new show, This Doesn't Mean Mean I'm Gonna Be Your Boyfriend is about and it's not logical it's not about loving myself or having

self esteem it's someone reinforced the belief in me that I wasn't gonna be loved and I wasn't gonna be chosen wow that's really so yes I agree that it's a strength but it's also it's a strength, but it's also, it's hard.

Hard. I mean, however you're raised, however you're raised, you deal with positive and negatives of that when you grow up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. And you just have to face it. But anyway, so my second. Well, we actually have to take a break. Oh, we have to.

And this is is so fascinating. We are peeling back all the layers. I'm really excited by this conversation. And yes, there is a certain... I won't say boy band. Okay, thank you. We'll say a band. We'll say the original male Haim.

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And we teased you. We teased you before we took a little break for a little bit of our offer with a certain band that Carly loves. So part two of my introduction into my culture. So when I, in 1997 specifically April 15th 1997 which is my internet password

a song came out and I heard it in the morning and I couldn't concentrate all day I had this song in my head but of course I'm like what the fuck is this song? And so i went home and i listened to the radio the whole night and i had a blank cassette tape and anytime this song came on i would record it and of course that song was mbop and i had a blank cassette tape

that i filled up front and back side a and b side with just mbop. Just on repeat. On repeat because I needed it. I needed it. And you couldn't even just rewind the tape back to listen to it over again. It wasn't, it was just the impulse to want to save it. I can't, it's hard to explain how I feel about Mbop. No, I 100% identify with this.

That song is powerful. When that song came out and the video came out, I lost my mind. I was like, this is the coolest, catchiest. I was like, this is the catchiest song I've ever heard in my life. It is such a good song. And the lyrics, they're, I mean, they're typical Hanson. They're pretty cheesy. And the rhyme scheme is like almost too perfect.

But the lyrics are way, way ahead of their time. Oh, you think so? What does the song say? The song is about how you have so many relationships in this life, only one or two will last. So you go through all these things with these people,

but in the end, who's going to really be there? Wow. People come in and out of our lives. Mmm, bop. And so in conclusion... So in conclusion, mmm, bop.

You know what? That was definitely a time in pop music when it was conclusion, mm-bop. You know what? That was definitely a time in pop music when it was just the made-up word. The mm-bop, the zig-a-zig-a. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Yes, and also Hanson is very influenced

by just jazz and bop-she-bop and 50s scatting. So they were really scatting. They were scatting. You know, you didn't ask for this, but I'll tell you, their father, Walker Hanson, was in the oil industry. So Hanson lived in Venezuela and a few other countries and only had a few cassette tapes to take with them.

So they listened to these like bop-she-bop and songs and like Otis Redding and musicians like those. And they played their songs back and they learned how to be a band. Carly Ann Philbin, a true culturista, specifically for Hanson. I love this. Oh my gosh, I love Hanson. I've been to 21 concerts.

21? I saw them live one time on Conan. We went to a live taping of Conan and they were the musical guests and they were great. They looked good too. They are so good live. 21, that's like, what? what yes but they've been out they came out in 1997 so it's been 20 years it's

been 20 years happy 20th anniversary to celebrate on just last week they came out with a new single and they're going out on a tour right now and i have to say this no i have to say this the new york concert which is happening in the fall I believe September sold out in a matter of minutes really and I know you have a far-reaching yes okay and I would like to say I did not get tickets for their New York show in September and I already emailed Cosmo my connections at Cos at Cosmo. Where are they playing? I forget. But I need to go. And I just want everyone to know

that I have extremely great interviewing skills. And I can interview them for you. OK. So you guys. Wow. I can work. Listen up. She comes highly recommended by lots called Doristas.

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You deserve to go. 21. That's the kind of thing where it's like, you've made a commitment to them. Yes. Like, 21 times. You should be able to see them for free forever. Listen, not to down like, you've made a commitment to them. Yes. Like, 21 times. You should be able to see them for free forever. Listen, not to downplay, I have made a commitment. But I will say, 21 concerts for being a fan for 20 years is at the bottom of what these fans do. And you're only 22 years old. I'm 22.

I just turned 22 today. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I'm surprised that they sold out in such a short time. They are playing smaller venues now, but they do have an extreme fan base. Rabid fan base. They truly do. You're like one of four or five people I know that are fanatical about them.

Their fans are no joke. They're no joke. I mean, I met them and I sobbed like a baby. How old were you? 19. I had met them in passing, got on their autograph, but I got backstage, took a picture

with them in a gazebo, listened to their sound check. They're so nice. Of course they are. I just wrote about Hanson because their new single came out and I love it. And, you know,

and honestly, I think about this a lot when I listen to this podcast. I really do because you guys, you know, you take, like you have these people

on your show and in some way or another they feel, I don't know, maybe a little bit like an outsider or they were different

or something. And then they come to you guys and you're like, no, we all loved that. And so this is nothing. I'm not comparing myself to people less privileged than me, although I can and it would be funny. But I'm not doing it right now.

But I loved Hanson as an awkward little girl and I was made fun of so much, even going to adulthood. And then I'm an adult and I realize, why are people fucking making fun of the fact that I love Hanson as like an awkward little girl. And I was made a fun of so much, even like going to adulthood. And then I'm like, I'm an adult. And I realized why are people fucking making fun of the fact that I love Hanson. But I had someone a couple of years asked me like four years ago,

someone in the community, just, just saying Hanson, like, well, how is your favorite man Hanson? Like, why do you like them?

And, and I, the response I gave them, which I surprised myself, I said, you know, Hanson has always been there for me. Yeah., you know, Hanson has always been there for me. Yeah, I get it.

You know, Hanson has always been there. Whenever I need to be happy or when I need to cry or just like every life moment I've had, Hanson has been involved. No, I get that. I get that a lot. You know, this is so insane. But that person for me is Kelly Clarkson. Yes. a lot you know this is so insane but that person for me is kelly clarkson yes i remember like everything i was going through i listened to her music yes everything when i was in high school and

no one knew who i really was i fucking rocked breakaway i would blow that shit out and when when i first didn't have any friends when i was in middle school and she won American Idol, just seeing her be loved by everyone for who she was, I was just watching her be her authentic self. And she was so talented. And America just fell in love with her. I was like, wow, that's really inspiring. One day I'll be myself.

And then I really started to find humor. I don't know what it was about, and that might say something about me. Only when I saw this, like, 21-year-old girl from Texas hoisted up on a reality show did I know, oh, self-worth. Like, it must be something to that. But, like, and when I first got into Tish, when I first transferred into Tish,

was right when All I Ever Wanted came out, and I listened to the song Ready off that all the time. I don't know, I can just pinpoint so many moments in my life where there was a specific artist that I can pinpoint and I totally identify with that. For me, acting-wise,

it's Kirsten Dunst. I do think Haim has taken a page from Hanson. Yeah, long hair. Specifically long hair. Does Haim have other siblings? Because Hanson does.

I have no idea the answer to that. I'm not sure. But Hanson does? How many siblings do they have? A brother and three sisters. Oh, wow. And why aren't they involved? What do they do?

Well, they weren't born when Hanson started. Oh, wow. And why aren't they involved? What do they do? Well, they weren't born when Hanson started. Oh, really? You know, Zach was like 11 when he played in the Grammys, I think. Oh, my God. That's crazy. Could you imagine being 11 years old and playing in the Grammys? Even before Middle of Nowhere came out, they had- Is that their first album?

No, I'm sorry. Their first national album. But they had two albums that they recorded before, local albums. So do you think that their dad was, do you get any sense of stage parent-iness? No, their dad talked to me. No, I think their dad came up to- Walter Hansen. Walt Walker.

Walker. Walter Hansen. Their dad came up to my sister and I like years ago. Also, another reason why Hansen was my introduction to culture was because I was in Tiger Beat. Wait, what is Tiger Beat again? Like one of those like. Oh, yes. The magazine.

Oh, my God. I did have truly had my bedroom plastered. The ceiling, all walls, Hanson. Ah, that's amazing. Wow. My dad had to call in and won an album off of the radio for me. We made a fanatic video. I loved them. What was the

question? Walker. Okay, so he came up to me and my sister and he was like, you guys aren't twins, but you're sisters, right? And we were like, no. You were like, Walker. Walker. No, I think they are kind of, they are religious. You know, they are religious.

You know, they all, in their new video, all their kids lip sync the song and it's pretty cute. No, I don't get a sense of stage parents. In fact, I get very liberal parents that believe in family and they were like, do whatever you want. They were homeschooled because they moved a lot and they're from Oklahoma. But no, I get no sense of

I remember when their sound turned around and they released that song Penny and Me. I love that song. Their sound turned around more after that and that's why I like their new song, I Was Born. It's a throwback to classic pop Hanson. I like it. I Was Born it's called?

I Was Born and NPR just raved about it. Everyone check it out. I gotta listen to it. I haven't heard it yet. I feel like you are being the true culturista right now and teaching us. Thank you. Rule number 50 of culture, sometimes you teach us. And maybe right now is a good time to bring up the text message Bowen sent that said,

that I screenshotted, that said, i'm scared to have you on the podcast because by the end one of us will be replaced honestly i i stand by that i think by the end of this either one of us will be replaced by carly i feel threatened by you for that and also pat regan oh no be more threatened by pat he knows way more about pop culture than I have. Well, recently he texted me and was like, what, can you please break down for me who's a better singer, Taylor Swift or Katy Perry? And I broke it down for him. Okay, well, so then you don't feel threatened by him

because you taught him something. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, you say that he knows more than anybody, but he needs to get up to date on his pop culture princesses. But he's trying. Pop princesses. It sounds like he realizes he has a lap. He's being sneaky. And I will say

when Pat was on, it really felt like it became the Pat Regan show, which was kind of brilliant. And Bowen reached out to me and was like, should Pat be on? I was like, every up. Should Pat fill in as a guest

host for a few episodes? But I feel like that's just chaos. That's just inviting chaos. I've had written in my notes, we're going to do a couple special episodes coming up with themes. And then I just have one of them as just Pat Regan returns. And he won the Lifetime Achievement Award. The Lifetime Achievement Award. The Culture Award.

Icon Award. Icon Award. You know what? We all have our own slice of culture and none of us are better or worse. No, no, no, no, no. And Pat knows a lot of facts about what's going on today but does he know that Hanson has four

siblings? He doesn't. I can guarantee he does not. And I do. But Pat will school any of us about Pretty Little Liars. Yes. I think Pat is like up to date of today. He knows what's happening tomorrow. Yeah. about Pretty Little Liars. Yes, I think Pat is like up to date of today. He knows what's happening tomorrow. On Pretty Little Liars, he knows what's up. My pop culture reference is mainly in the 90s.

I do love a lot of culture things today. But you are, you're one of those. That was the worst sentence I've ever said. No, I understood the sentiment. I do 90s, but culture today. I'm a radio host. I mean, but Carly Ann is not one of these fair weather 90s fans. Like, she knows the minutiae, bitch.

Let me ask you a question. Uh-oh, I'm nervous. When I first met you in Story Pirates, we all met in Story Pirates, which, to me, it's so funny that's the way I met you, is Story Pirates. Why? Just because I don't think of our relationship now in any Story Pirates, which to me, it's so funny. That's the way I met you, was Story Pirates. Why? Because I'm... Just because I don't think of our relationship now in any Story Pirates terms. No, not at all.

But that's how we met, like doing... Like... I do. Goofy stories. Yeah, and we had to walk up that really steep hill. She never... What is this? We went to this school in the Bronx.

And the hill was... It was a mountain. We walked... And we were the last... It was like six people in a group when you go do shows with Story Pirates at an elementary school. It's like a small cast that goes and acts out the stories for the kids. And we're based in Midtown Manhattan. So we took the subway up to the Bronx to do a show at the school.

And the subway is at the bottom of this gigantic hill. And I think this maybe was our first real bonding experience. I think it was our first show. When everyone was so far ahead of us and we're just like dragging our ass up this mountain. I was trying and I'm athletic. I go to the gym.

She was, and we were just telling ourselves, it was like, you know when you have two options, you can like, we can talk about how bad the situation we're in is or we can just like

try to distract ourselves. Carly was down to talk about it. the situation we're in is or we can just like try to distract ourselves Carly was down to talk about it I was like this hill is so long this is the steepest hill I've ever known this hill will not stop

I think we're reaching the sky and truly this it was part of the Appalachian Mountains I'm convinced and honestly she continued

to bring it up to this day and then we'd walk all the way down the hill and for some reason that was just as hard wow it was in San Francisco what got me on this topic I said the story pirates is how we met continue to bring it up to this day. And then we'd walk all the way down the hill, and for some reason that was just as hard. Wow. It was in San Francisco. What got me on this

topic? I said the story pirates is how we met. Story pirates is how we met. You said it was odd that we met that way. Man, I forget. I'm sorry. I brought up the hill again. No, but you know what? The first time I met you, we were talking about Hanson. The first time we were really interacting, I said, and then Carly Ann

is going to go over here. And you looked at me and you were like, Carly. And Bowen just referred to you as Carly Ann, but you are Carly Ann Philbin. So I want to know, who are you really? Are you Carly Ann Philbin or are you Carly Philbin? And there's sometimes an Ann. Talk to us. Wow.

And maybe this will open up a new emotional well. It will because I was Carly Philbin until I moved to New York. Oh. And I wanted, I needed to reclaim a part of my identity that I had lost. So I became Carly Ann Philbin. I've always been attached to my name. My older sister is Kalina Marie. My younger sister, Ivy Tyler.

With a name like Carly, I felt like a honking horn in the middle of my... Ivy Tyler. Ivy Tyler Philbin. She's... By the way, Ivy Tyler Philbin is the coolest person anyone will ever know. She's truly the coolest person. Ivy. With a name like Ivy.

Ivy Tyler Philbin. How could you not be? And guess what? What? I'll say it loud. I'll say it proud. My sister's queer. Yes. Yes. And I am an ally oh wait

we have to get into it we do but I'll just say so I started Carly Ann Philbin when I moved to New York and I would like to start going by Carly Ann

that must have been just like a fun joke because I wanted to be sassy probably because I wanted you to like me and maybe because I was in a bad mood because I just walked

up a mountain but now anyone who calls me and also ask Peter McNerney a lot of my first year notes were Carly's fun because I was in a bad mood because I just walked up a mountain. But now anyone who calls me, and also I get asked Peter McNerney, a lot of my first year notes were, Carly's fun but sassy. Yeah, it was funny.

Which means not a morning person. I was in the next room when Carly was getting her notes from the year. And there was this like, he was like, okay, here are your notes. And then there was this long silence of her reading them. And then the next thing I heard was her handing back the notes and being like, i mean it makes sense you know i am a

lot i'm a lot but what you don't know is i had tears in my eyes i'm very i'm very sensitive i understand i get that oh wow i didn't know that yeah i'm very sensitive and when i feel and i feel this perceived threat a lot and yes a lot it is perceived but sometimes it is real that people don't understand me so when I feel misunderstood I'm like oh god I want to I want to hit people okay violence wow that was

people this is all you need to know about Carly and Philbin to understand her after I don't think so many live we were going around the green room and I was, no, this is great. And I went up to Carly Ann and I said, oh my God,

that was so fun, you killed. And then she goes, I know, right? This is, Carly Ann Philbin is, she will never question her own skills or ability

and she's always confident, but she's also sensitive. Yes. And also, if I didn't do that good, I would just say thank you. But if I killed, which I did, I'm not going to be like, really?

I guess so, yeah. Like, fuck that. But that's what I do, and I hate that. I love it when people just accept, like, Accept the slayage. Just accept it. You know what? It's like, if you went out there and you did great,

like, yes, like, know that. And like, I, know that. I don't know. I definitely think that sometimes you find yourself in that situation when you're being like, oh, really? Was it good? Of course I do that too, but not when I know I did good. Yeah, but the thing is it's interesting to be on the other side of that when you're like, bitch, just take their compliment. Everyone just wants to like feel positive in that situation.

Yes, I feel like that's the difference between a professional and unprofessional is even when they know they didn't kill, when somebody says, great job, they just say thank you. It's hard for me because I'm like, did you think my hair was okay?

But that's also part of who I am, so it's also fine. Anyway, my name is Carly Ann Philbin and you can call me Carly Ann. Wow. Great. Or sometimes you call me Calf, and I love it. What?

I call you Calf. Okay, just kidding. Oh, fuck. That's Bowen. I call you Calf. Sorry, all gay guys, don't say it to me. Carly Ann Philbin is not an ally. Everyone is always confusing me and Bowen.

No, I am an ally. I just took a break for one second, and now I'm back to being an ally. Before we get on the ally subject, no, what I will sometimes do, and it's so annoying, and this is actually annoying, and I apologize for any time I've done this, but I'll call you Cap, because I will misspell your last name, P-H-I-L-B-I-N. I'm not really, did you just film it? Even though we both are hosts. We both are famous hosts.

Famous hosts. I think you'll find out that he's actually your father. He's actually a Hanson fan. So, Calf. We love Calf. Okay. Guys. I didn't know you had a queer sister.

Yeah, she's awesome, by the way. What'd she do? Where is she? She's in Boston. And she... Harvard? No, I'm kidding. Anytime someone's like, yeah, I go to school in Boston.

Her girlfriend... I mean, they lived in Cleveland. And her girlfriend's so cool, dude. They're so cool. Her girlfriend moved back to Boston from Boston to go to grad school for MIT at MIT. So her girlfriend is at MIT. Yes, and Ivy is very content like listening to music, buying records, and being a barista. So she's a barista but she now just got into this whole like beach body kick and so she's a beach body coach and she has these

like videos and i found her like i found her like beach body coach facebook page and she makes these like inspirational videos and they're really good and this is my sister like doesn't want the spotlight she truly is the opposite of me in a lot of ways although we have a great relationship um she just really wants she's like the nicest person. She really wants to help people. A couple years ago, she was in this sporting event called the Gay Games.

And also, this isn't her story to tell, but she never like came out. That's just my sister. She just like was gay. She never felt the need to declare it. Not that there's anything wrong with that,

but she also didn't tell me. Like she didn't have a conversation with me. Hi, Ivy. She's post-outing. Yeah. So there was a sporting event called the Gay Games, and there was like a fee to like a couple hundred dollars. And like without knowing, behind her back, her friends made this donation video. And they all raised money so she could go that's cool my

sister is like you can get she can get along with anyone she's just so not that i think chill is like the best thing to be because people are always like be chill i'm like not necessarily yeah but my sister is in the best possible way she's really cool okay so anyway i really love my sister i miss her often speaking of queer people speaking of queer people guys carly and philbin has prided herself on not being an ally to queer people on social media but guys we don't have to we don't have to really get into this but we've brought this up in carly and before matt got here we were talking about this and she'd clocked that on a couple of our episodes we were talking about how oh i heard you sneak in sneak in some conversation

about what happened to me. Wait, what? There's some people out there just... I'm just going to say... Go ahead. Like, women... Oh, I know what we're talking about. Women coming out...

Performative allyship. Coming out the cuff. Whatever. What am I trying to say? Guys, I'm so sorry. like just coming out. Performative allyship. Coming out the cuff, whatever, whatever. What am I trying to say? I'm sorry. You're trying to say, you're trying to say the performative allyship.

We understand what you are trying to get across, but think about this. Am I helping or am I hurting? Do I want to say something or do I need to say something? Like everybody on Facebook, like, and you know, it's actually kind of interesting because I'm thinking about it in the mold of cyberbullying and I do think it's a form of cyberbullying. It's a form of cyberbullying. So it's disguised with good intentions.

Right. But it is cyberbullying. Like I witnessed you get cyberbull. And that really bothered me. And then Matt even chimed in there and said, wow, thanks, guys. This is all for the benefit of Carly. I got schooled. Somebody decided it was their job to school me. So we've definitely gotten specific now.

And I'm glad we have. But you know what? It has happened to me twice. Yeah, because I think that people think they look at you and they think, I want to victimize her because I think they're threatened by you. Oh, I think I am an easy target because I say a lot of things. But I never try to get involved in these lengthy conversations. I usually just say something for fun or a fun thing to say.

You're a comedian. And it gets warped. But I thought about this a lot because it has happened to me twice, both very minor incidents. But both, I immediately went to my therapist, really affected me. Like crying in days, like my hand shaking. I saw people who liked the posts that were calling me out in both these situations. And I, I defriended them. It's cyberbullying.

It's cyberbullying. But here's what, here's what I will say. We are in a climate right now that's difficult to deal with. And we haven't had to deal with this before. Jokes and things that were said a year ago are not acceptable now. And as a society, as a culture, we are learning. And some people are at different places on this timeline, but we're all learning. And if you want to put someone down for where they are on this timeline, then they're going to stop learning

because they're going to feel uncomfortable. What happened to me, I felt, was somebody's opinion, but people are able to frame it in a way that makes it seem a certain way. Yes, that Carly's wrong. One person went as far to say Carly isn't funny, which is just, you know, not a fact. But people, we also, I think we do. I mean, people might fight me on this but i think we do have to look at intention and and people are if somebody's genuine like the first one was the first one was i responded by saying that i had a show i have a show that if you're in a diverse couple you can like hit me up I would love for you to be on the show because I felt like what

people were asking for was more diversity on stage and then it got fucking ripped apart into many different pieces and I'm like that it was tokenism or something I didn't care about improv or

it was crazy I mean they're jealous they're jealous they're jealous I mean, they're jealous. No one cares about you. They're jealous. I know. They're jealous. I mean, look, here's the deal. If you're not clever enough to be funny

in the way you take down someone and it's just hurting them, that should say it all right there. I mean, look, work on your own shit. This is energy that you're putting into something that doesn't fucking involve you the funniest part is that the second instinct that instance that we're talking about it's like it was like a straight woman talking about another straight woman and it's like hold on a second defending gay men in a way that was like not at all called

for and it was like did we ask for this? Oh my god no one cares. What happened was a year and a half ago I said fag in a show. Lol. It was our show together. The three of us were in the show. But I do think I truly 100% don't remember saying it in another show

but I do remember the show that this girl was referencing to and a lot of referencing and a lot of times I do this bit which is I say I make the audience say something that is uncomfortable a lot of times it's Carly's pussy or I want to eat you out like I think it's funny I think it's great

I think it's a really good tool does that word make everyone uncomfortable let's defeat the word right now together can we all just like okay cool i think it's like a comedic tool and you know what you know what here's the deal not everyone's gonna agree with it cool but but the point is it happened a long time ago in this instance and probably a lot of people aren't even gonna know we're talking about but what i want to break it down with is if you see someone on facebook trying the instinct and what's not

going to make it better is to say, but remember when you sucked or remember when this or like, I just want to call you out publicly. If your comment says, I just need to call you out publicly, really think about why you're doing it. She said, so you can use this as an opportunity to self reflect. I'm like, bitch, I see this as an opportunity to self-reflect. I'm like, bitch, I see two doctors a week to self-reflect. It's beyond. And you know what? Also, don't want to make anyone feel bad because we all make mistakes.

But this is something that you can all learn from going forward. It's like when people talk about getting harassed on apps. The online culture is fully out of control. I'm actually getting really upset about the way people are talking about Alexis Michelle on RuPaul's Drag Race. She is a drag queen who's good, who is a little bit extra, but she's not a bad person. There's someone on YouTube with the YouTube handle i hate alexis michelle which is fucking stupid and nobody go look this person up no and it's just and honestly at the end of the day like you know what like we have like a private uh rupaul's drag race facebook group with like

a hundred or so of our quote-unquote friends and like it started just like we were just batting around talking about the show and like then it became this space where like sometimes people are calling out other people for like use of language and it's like guys it's first of all it's drag and second of all it's not the horrors that are happening right in public on twitter it's crazy yeah so i guess like what i'm getting at with like that bringing that up talking about what goes down like on the apps with like the body shaming and everything and like the racism. And then also discussing what went down with you, which I think is cyberbullying is separate the way you behave online. Do I want to do this? Do I think it will be funny?

Or do I need to do this? Like really, you can really pare down a lot. Yes, if she, I mean, if anyone really is coming from a place of care and concern, message me. This seems like so silly, but the fact of the matter is, you know, people, well, me, me personally, I'm not ISIS.

I'm not a rapist. I didn't vote for Trump. Like, you could assume that I'm an okay person. And I think it's pretty well known that I'm loved by gay people. I just couldn't believe like me out of anyone you're trying to target. It's and also I and oh, sorry, this is like a this is like a bigger speaks to the the bigger part of this is people this whole color call out culture how many of these people are psychiatrists like what if if really someone if someone has a different point of view than you is it the best way to make them see your point of view by quote unquote embarrassing them like i wasn't embarrassed i am a little fearful that like people think i'm homophobic or people think i'm racist but i also am like a host and we're all comedians and we and this is a new climate and we try jokes out and sometimes they don't work and sometimes they do. The specific show

she was talking about, I do not remember that bit, but I do remember that I felt like I was dying on stage. I remember that nobody was laughing at me. And if another comedian can't honestly relate to that, then you're not a comedian. And just to close this conversation, I mean, even the alternative of just messaging someone privately and hashing this out privately can still lead to stupid shit like them, like just forcing a conversation that you don't want to have with them that's totally unrelated to like what they're calling you out for but like someone a different like

unfollowed me on shit because i was uncomfortable talking to them having a conversation with them that they kept pushing on me for months and months and months about like can we talk about your upbringing against my visa can we talk about how your parents don't accept you as gay uh vis-a-vis my parents and like i don't want to gorgeously relate my life like what i've been through with with what you've been through i just and like and so i just said like hey i don't want to have this conversation and the person unfollowed me as if they were the one who were slighted in that situation so i'm just saying you guys have a fucking sense of humor or at least like – Acknowledge that you don't. Acknowledge that you don't or acknowledge that you also are wrong.

It's like this moral purity, this moral purism that we're like mired in right now is just so stupid and it's making people stupid. Okay, let's move on. And so much of it can just be let go if you know that person's not a terrorist or a rapist or isn't actively committing hate crimes and you just don't like their wording it's like that's that's on you yeah there just needs to be a lot more compassion and also a lot of a lot more knowledge of the fact that most of us don't actually know each other very well you know what i mean like so you might think that because we sometimes like each other's facebook comments

that we're you know actually friends but like you have to earn that with people and i hope that we don't lose real friendship it would be a shame because there are some people now that i see online now more than i do when I first met them. Just people fall out of touch, whatever. Just like have some compassion in your day to days. I know that people are upset. Um,

but this all goes back to the relationships, the relationships that we have in this life, how they're fleeting. And that goes back to Hanson. Okay. Let's move on to, I don't think so, honey.

I know these two are right here. Are my girls ride or die and I will always know that I will have you and when I'm dying I will call you both to my side

and I know that you'll be there wow here's how I'm gonna die Bowen's gonna be looking dead in my eyes. No, bitch. And he's gonna begin to laugh. Bitch, you have said a million times that you will be the last thing I see when I die. I think we'll put it to the audience.

Who will be the first to die? Me or Bowen? Matt! I think that's the kind of questions we ask on this show. Big question. I won't ever die. So guys, tweet at us. Tweet at us! I think that's the kind of questions we ask on this show big question I won't ever die so guys tweet at us people on twitter have been very active

and we love it I try to respond to every tweet that's Lost Culture Recess related we love the twitterers out there but let us know who's going to die first and who will see the other as they die now that we've put that out to the audience but let us know who's going to die first and who will see the other as they die.

Okay. All right. Now that we've put that out to the audience, they have a talking point for next week. Let's do I Don't Think So Honey. As Bowen said, it's time. Now, Carly was a part of our I Don't Think So Honey live event. So she knows what's up.

And I killed it. She crushed. I've had an amazing one about people who barely make the subway looking at you like they're triumphant. Yes. The look of triumph that washes over one's face when they just make the train. Come on. I mean, so good. And I think about that every time. I now run for the train because it's been happening a lot.

I know. It's really embarrassing. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. So do you have one?

Because I don't. And I was going to actually suggest that we reach for the troll bowl for wow. Okay, so do you have one, Matt? Do you have one? Because I don't. And I was going to actually suggest that we reach for the troll bowl for me. Okay, we'll reach for the troll bowl for Matt. Should I go for it? Let's do it. Or if Carly has something on her mind that she'd like for me to rant about. Oh. Okay.

Well, you guys. Sure. I mean, I do have something if you want it. Matt, your I don't think so, honey is men who won't commit to Carly Ann Philbin. Oh, OK. Here we go. This is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey. Time starts now.

I don't think so, honey. Men who won't commit to Carly Philbin. You don't understand. You have a prize. And let me tell you something. Just right there. You saw it. When you take a misstep she will of course

correct you she is always going to be there to say the real thing also low key if you do need

an Uber home she will pay you will offer to pay she will say no it's fine as if she has something going on with Uber and then you kind of

press and you're like why don't you want me to pay and she says something vague to the effect that she's got a lot of points. I don't know. You date Carly Ann Philbin, you'll get driven around by the best of the best in New York City. I don't think so, honey.

People who don't want that? I don't think so, honey. People who don't want to have a good conversation over dinner. Girl, this girl's full of stories. Are you kidding me? You know what? I think if you don't want to date Carly Ann Philbin, you must be a straight man, you boring ass bitch. I don't think so, honey.

Any of you. Commit to my friend Carly Ann Philbin. Five seconds. She also has an amazing show on June 22nd. And you need to go. I don't think so, honey. That's one minute. Wow.

That was the best I don't think so many I've ever heard. I thought you would like it. Yeah, it was perfect. Thank you. Wow. I'm happy to provide. I think in that same vein, I will also take a topic from Harley. Oh my gosh.

Is that okay? Yeah, that's great. Okay. Okay. Watches. Okay. I don't think so, honey. Watches.

Here's Bo and Yang. Time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Watches. Why do you even fucking exist? There are clocks. There are clocks on our phones. Watches. Why do you even fucking exist? There are clocks. There are clocks on our phones. Watches.

It is only, it is only, you know, an embellishment that no one needs. There's no function to it. There's no use for it. I'm wearing a watch right now, but it is only for the look, honey. It is only for the aesthetic. It is only to attract people, to be a conversation look, honey. It is only for the aesthetic. It is only to attract people to be a conversation starter, honey. I don't think so, honey. Watches, for thinking that

you deserve a whole section in the jewelry store, no. The jewelry store is for rings. The jewelry store is for necklaces and other jewelry, but not watches. I do not consider watches jewelry, honey. Do not step on jewelry, honey. 15 seconds! I don't think so, honey. Watches, and look, I don't think so, honey. Do not step on jewelry, honey. 15 seconds.

I don't think so, honey. Watch this. And look, I don't think so, honey. Watch this for not being... I don't think so. For having batteries, bitch. Who do you think you are?

Five seconds. If you're going to be a watch, at least have the gall to be solar powered, honey. I don't think so, honey. Watch this. Oh, that's one minute. I'm sorry.

I just came off a flight. I'm so tired. That was so good. I thought it was wonderful. Thank you, thank you. That was one minute. I'm sorry. I just came off a flight. I'm so tired. That was so good. I thought it was wonderful. Thank you. Thank you. That was really good. And now we've come to Carly Ann Philbin's, get the name right, honey.

Okay. Her I don't think so, honey. Now, do you have something prepared? I have something that I would like to say. Okay. Okay, here we go. What a beautiful declaration. All right.

I don't think so, honey. Carly Ann Philbin. And time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Carly Ann Philbin. And time starts now. I don't think so, honey. People could get down on their hands and knees and grovel for photo credit. Honey, drink a Gatorade. Because you got to quench your thirst. If I wanted you somehow involved in my picture, I would have asked you to be in the picture.

And don't act like you're some famous photographer that I need to cite, okay? You are taking a picture with not your phone, but my phone. Okay, honey? You're pressing a button. Maybe you do a burst. It's probably going to be bad. I'm not giving you credit. And also, honey, how do you even know I posted that picture?

You're not tagged in it. Oh, honey. 15 seconds. You're scrolling through my gram, scrolling through my FB to see that picture that you took at that party that you weren't invited to, and I don't know your name. Five seconds. Honey.

That's one minute. That was Nicki Minaj. You need to clarify. Oh. Because professional photos, you must give credit. Oh, but she's talking about the people.

You can't imagine I was talking about national geographic. It's like, okay, let's say Carly, Carly and I wanted you to take a photo of us and then you were

nonplussed that we didn'ted that she didn't tag you. Seriously? People are like that? Yeah. About casual pictures? Yes. What? My sister's like that.

People, that's why. Oh, you didn't know that was a part of culture? No, I'm just being informed. Are you saying that I should go and Pat should stay? Yes. No, I'm saying. No one agrees. People think that's why the emoji of the camera and the flash exists. day? Yes. No, I'm saying... No one agrees. People think that's why

the emoji of the camera and the flash exists. What? No, that's ridiculous. Yes, but... So then you should ask them, then, why the fucking Chinese character emojis exist

and have them go in an existential crisis about that. I will. Yeah, ask them. Okay. Honestly... But you've never seen a photo that someone says, a photo credit! Yeah. I literally, if I ever. Yeah, ask them. Okay. Honestly. But you've never seen a photo that someone says, a photo credit. Yeah.

As I literally, if I ever see that, I assume it has to be a bit because it's so stupid. No, people for some reason need it. Get so inflamed. Yes. No, I don't think so, honey. Those people either. Yeah, bitch. See, I thought you were talking about when someone comes to a show and takes photos and

then says later, credit me. I'm like, yeah, bitch, credit them. No, no. Alex Schaefer forever, of course. Oh, my God. Mindy Tucker forever. Mindy and Alex, my heart. Of course.

Both of my hearts. Although I will say, Alex Schaefer, I was just on set. He did photos of David Mazzoni. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They look so good. I truly gasped. Did you see the one that did? I saw the one that Alex posted. Oh, god, they look so good. I truly gasped. Did you see the one?

I saw the one that Alex posted. Oh, did he post one? Yes. Oh, okay, I have to see which one it is. Okay, they're so good. If you are looking to get photos taken, seek this guy out, Alex Schaefer. He works in the photo department at SNL,

so he's busy a lot of the time. But you know he's a professional girl. But he's professional, and of the time but you know he's professional girl but he's professional and ask a bitch his rate because he's worth every dollar so I'm not talking

about professional photographers of course not I'm talking about like that one person who was at the party with you that you asked

to take a photo I can't believe it's never happened to you no I can't believe that those people we gotta put them

on a ship and like let them set the sail. Send them to the garbage island in the Pacific. Oh, my goodness. Carly Ann Philbin. Is that a real thing? Yeah.

It is? People live on a garbage island? No, there's an island that's full of garbage that's the size of Texas, apparently, that's in the Pacific Ocean. That's just like with the currents and it's just whirlpooled into this giant island of garbage. Wow. Look at that.

We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. Vacation destination. Vacation destination. Oh, they will start a resort there. You know, girl. You know it. You know it.

You know. Wow. What an episode. This has been introspective, and it's been retrospective. And it's been extrospective. Yes, absolutely. Carly Ann Philbin, we love you so much. Where can people find you on social media? At Carly Ann Philbin, we love you so much. Where can people find you

on social media? At Carly Ann has fun on all forms of social media. Oh, she's got it consistent. You gotta keep it consistent. We love you so much. But Bowen has it shaken up. He's at Bowen Yang

on some, at Faye Dunaway on others. But honestly, I like how confident you are in that. But I think Bowen transcends. Wow. Bowen is transcending.

Thank you very much. I think Bowen breaks every. Bowen is transcending. Thank you very much. I think Bowen breaks every rule. I break every rule. Breaking every rule. You're gonna make the rules and you're gonna break the rules. Okay, we weren't gonna join in when we sing along.

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